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cute 30 yr old from okc wants to go on date this weekend...
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Date: September 14th, 2011 11:27 AM Author: flickering spruce reading party I dont really want to... just got out of a long relationship, so I'm not ready for something serious at all... also, I'm not sure I've ever been on an official "date," and would be nervous... plau I just wanted to chill this weekend. Age not an issue as I'm 29. she seems cute, but not clear how DTF she'd be on first date... should I suck it up and go on a date for the adventure/experience/possible sex? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1758334&forum_id=2#18968162) |
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Date: September 14th, 2011 11:33 AM Author: Heady pale mental disorder bawdyhouse Wait a minute. You're 29. She's 30. And you say age is NOT an issue? She may be only one year older than you chronologically, but she's at least FIVE years older than the norm of what you should be dating.
But as to your answer on the DTF point, absolutely. That's all that single 30something women are good for, anyway. |
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Date: September 14th, 2011 11:38 AM Author: Sable aphrodisiac garrison she's hit shrewdom. Hit it n quit it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1758334&forum_id=2#18968234) |
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Date: September 14th, 2011 11:40 AM Author: Heady pale mental disorder bawdyhouse This sounds reasonable, although there's tight 21 year old pussy for that which will do the trick and be just as satisfying. 30yo shrews are prime targets for the 40something newly divorced. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1758334&forum_id=2#18968243) |
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Date: September 14th, 2011 11:53 AM Author: Sable aphrodisiac garrison it's easy sex for him though. 21 year olds play games. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1758334&forum_id=2#18968310) |
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Date: September 14th, 2011 11:57 AM Author: flickering spruce reading party im good at those games by now though... a "date" with a30-yr old is uncharted teritory for me (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1758334&forum_id=2#18968340) |
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Date: September 14th, 2011 12:02 PM Author: Heady pale mental disorder bawdyhouse You don't drop dinner or drinks on an old girl like that. Go dutch. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1758334&forum_id=2#18968366) |
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Date: September 14th, 2011 12:04 PM Author: flickering spruce reading party hahahaha, see, I hadnt even thought of this issue... fuck, I dont know how to date (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1758334&forum_id=2#18968377) |
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Date: September 14th, 2011 12:06 PM Author: Heady pale mental disorder bawdyhouse A 30 yo who is still on the shelf after all these years can't command a high price. She's in the discount bin in the back collecting dust. Take her to happy hour and have her pay her share. If she's as shrewy as I think she could be, she'll rationalize going dutch as "oh, it's a first date, who cares". (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1758334&forum_id=2#18968389) |
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Date: September 14th, 2011 12:09 PM Author: Sable aphrodisiac garrison actually i'd say if he's looking for easy sex he might as well pay. some girls will be weirded out about splitting. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1758334&forum_id=2#18968403) |
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Date: September 14th, 2011 12:12 PM Author: Heady pale mental disorder bawdyhouse That's true. Take her somewhere kind of cheap but not too cheap. Like a fun bar, but not a place where the drinks are too expensive or too watered-down. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1758334&forum_id=2#18968422) |
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Date: September 14th, 2011 12:14 PM Author: flickering spruce reading party TGI Friday's? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1758334&forum_id=2#18968428) |
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Date: September 14th, 2011 12:14 PM Author: Sable aphrodisiac garrison yeah..a few drinks and she'll be good to go. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1758334&forum_id=2#18968429) |
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Date: September 14th, 2011 12:15 PM Author: flickering spruce reading party nice... drinking sounds good to me too... I have no idea what a good first "date" is... I thought she'd want to get sushi or some shit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1758334&forum_id=2#18968434) |
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Date: September 14th, 2011 12:18 PM Author: Heady pale mental disorder bawdyhouse Sushi is the typical shrewmeal.
Tell her to meet you at such-and-such bar at 9:30 PM. That way she'll know she has to take care of her own dinner. Make sure it's a bar with strong drinks and a nice enough ambiance such that she thinks it's a "real" date. She will not fuck you if she thinks you're only trying to fuck her. So make sure you can hear her and the music is low enough so the two of you can talk.
Ask her a lot of questions. Shrewy bitches like her will probably love to talk about themselves, and the more she talks about herself, the wetter she gets (this is how you seduce a shrew - get her to bray about how awesome she is and pretend to care).
After a few drinks, go to a fun bar that plays 80s music and fun classic rock tunes but somehow caters to an upscale or faux upscale crowd. |
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Date: September 14th, 2011 12:21 PM Author: flickering spruce reading party I see... I was hoping for dinner drinks all at once to save time, sex, then out with my friends by midnight... your process seems highly credited though (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1758334&forum_id=2#18968481) |
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Date: September 14th, 2011 12:24 PM Author: Heady pale mental disorder bawdyhouse You can't fuck a girl and then say "peace, I'm going out with my bros now". When you're on a date, you have to commit the whole evening to the date. Even with 30yo chicks. 30yo chicks will let you get away with a lot more bullshit and you can treat them like crap much easier since they're so desperate for any sort of male attention, especially from a decent looking dood around their age, but this is even too bush league for them. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1758334&forum_id=2#18968495) |
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Date: September 14th, 2011 12:26 PM Author: flickering spruce reading party dates sound shitty. I've comitted too many whole evenings to girls... maybe I'll see if she wants to grab drinks after work on friday just to feel her out (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1758334&forum_id=2#18968504) |
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Date: September 14th, 2011 12:32 PM Author: Heady pale mental disorder bawdyhouse This sounds credited. After-work drinks at a known happy hour spot that caters to professionals (i.e. gets people good, drunk and horny). After a few kamikazes or G&Ts, see if she's down to move things to a more intimate setting. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1758334&forum_id=2#18968526) |
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Date: September 14th, 2011 12:35 PM Author: flickering spruce reading party This is what I'll shoot for (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1758334&forum_id=2#18968537) |
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Date: September 14th, 2011 11:52 AM Author: flickering spruce reading party well, not an issue for me. I dont give a fuck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1758334&forum_id=2#18968308) |
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Date: September 14th, 2011 11:33 AM Author: massive crawly background story yarmulke Go. At the very least, use this opportunity to dip your feet in the water of freedom.
Oh, and stop acting like a chic.
Ps... All girls are DTF. Just use this to practice your game. |
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Date: September 14th, 2011 11:52 AM Author: flickering spruce reading party "water of freedom" would be more like getting faded with my buddies... but I guess I can do that whenever...
I know all girls are DTF, but some girls who are 30 and single are single b/c they have stupid rules like "no fucking on 1st date."
Game does need lots of work though... that point is well taken |
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Date: September 14th, 2011 11:57 AM Author: Heady pale mental disorder bawdyhouse IME it's the 21 year olds who stick to their stupid rules more than the 30 year olds. The 30 year olds who are still on the market have given up and no longer think there's a point in trying to feign being ladylike. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1758334&forum_id=2#18968338) |
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Date: September 14th, 2011 11:58 AM Author: Sable aphrodisiac garrison cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1758334&forum_id=2#18968344) |
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Date: September 14th, 2011 11:59 AM Author: flickering spruce reading party this sounds right, but I worry that you xo fuckers are just trying to get me to go on a date with this girl for a future thread about how she's insane (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1758334&forum_id=2#18968347) |
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Date: September 14th, 2011 12:00 PM Author: Sable aphrodisiac garrison you have to go bro. For us. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1758334&forum_id=2#18968355) |
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Date: September 14th, 2011 12:01 PM Author: massive crawly background story yarmulke She might be insane, but who cares? Get your dick wet or at least try. This isn't about long-term commitment. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1758334&forum_id=2#18968361) |
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Date: September 14th, 2011 12:01 PM Author: Heady pale mental disorder bawdyhouse I wouldn't mind a little commentary on how shrewy/crazy she is and how hard she's trying to hold herself together to come off as normal. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1758334&forum_id=2#18968364) |
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Date: September 14th, 2011 12:03 PM Author: flickering spruce reading party this is exactly what I imagine... why else is a cute, in-shape, seemingly intelligent girl who wants kids single at 30? maybe she just got out of an 8-yr relationship b/c he cheated, or maybe she's batshit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1758334&forum_id=2#18968370) |
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Date: September 14th, 2011 12:07 PM Author: Heady pale mental disorder bawdyhouse The only girls who are cute, in shape, and seemingly intelligent yet single at 30 are those who got out of an 8 year relationship because he cheated. I'd even take someone who got out of a 4-year relationship because he wouldn't commit and then immediately got into another 4-year relationship which ended because he cheated.
If she's single for any other reason, there's something horribly wrong with her. |
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Date: September 14th, 2011 12:10 PM Author: massive crawly background story yarmulke "wants kids" and "why single at 30" are hints.
Just fuck this birther. |
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Date: September 14th, 2011 12:13 PM Author: flickering spruce reading party I support this use of "birther" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1758334&forum_id=2#18968426) |
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Date: September 14th, 2011 12:16 PM Author: massive crawly background story yarmulke Seriously, just hit it. If she doesn't let you use protection, then hold her down and force her to take the morning after pill. You just need to hit it once. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1758334&forum_id=2#18968442) |
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Date: September 14th, 2011 12:19 PM Author: flickering spruce reading party solid advice. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1758334&forum_id=2#18968465) |