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Women: Describe your cans and panties.

What do your nips look like? How big are the fatpuppies? W...
useless orchid parlor son of senegal
  05/04/05
Normal. Normal. Red. Blue. A couple days ago, th...
Drunken athletic conference ratface
  05/04/05
Efficient. You are a good American.
useless orchid parlor son of senegal
  05/04/05
"If you adorn your flapjabbies with pretty thingflippie...
up-to-no-good temple voyeur
  05/04/05
That was the best post ever. I have (unsuccessfully) search...
Cracking Love Of Her Life Bbw
  05/04/05
It's the conclusion of my Law Review write-on.
up-to-no-good temple voyeur
  05/04/05
What was that post, originally?
Milky telephone
  05/04/05
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=118105&mc=...
up-to-no-good temple voyeur
  05/04/05
Fuck, I love HRP and Skeletor.
gold marvelous useless brakes
  05/04/05
Actually, I assumed you'd written what Skeletor quoted.
useless orchid parlor son of senegal
  05/04/05
I'm humbled that you thought it was me, but it simply goes t...
gold marvelous useless brakes
  05/04/05
Normal, I guess. Haven't seen too many nipples in my day bu...
Alcoholic stirring spot
  05/04/05
Your willingness to participate in these types of threads is...
up-to-no-good temple voyeur
  05/04/05
even if she left out the panty color
Galvanic Brethren Therapy
  05/04/05
White and brown, obviously. I think that is generally to be ...
up-to-no-good temple voyeur
  05/04/05
Though that was not asked for explicitly in HRP's query, I s...
Alcoholic stirring spot
  05/04/05
Way to make me look like a slob by actually matching them.
Drunken athletic conference ratface
  05/04/05
It is not an everyday occurance, I must admit. I did laundr...
Alcoholic stirring spot
  05/04/05
WE HAVE A MATCH!!! fwiw, my opinion of you somehow manage...
Galvanic Brethren Therapy
  05/04/05
yeah
Unholy passionate wagecucks step-uncle's house
  05/04/05
The circuit is complete. Now I have a boner.
Fragrant bat shit crazy foreskin
  05/04/05
Boner. My boxers are pink. Gay?
useless orchid parlor son of senegal
  05/04/05
Naw, not gay. Cotton?
Alcoholic stirring spot
  05/04/05
Cotton, comfy, standard Gap.
useless orchid parlor son of senegal
  05/04/05
Good. Cotton boxers or boxer-briefs are my favorite.
Alcoholic stirring spot
  05/04/05
I'm wearing blueberry edible drawers.
up-to-no-good temple voyeur
  05/04/05
I change my mind. *Those* are my favorite.
Alcoholic stirring spot
  05/04/05
I switch everyday between standard cotton boxers and boxerbr...
useless orchid parlor son of senegal
  05/04/05
8============D <3
Provocative Hell Indirect Expression
  05/04/05
180
Plum Mexican
  09/17/05
I LOVE boxer-briefs. I really do think they look hot.
Drunken athletic conference ratface
  05/04/05
My god, perfect. Are your nipples light brownish or pinki...
useless orchid parlor son of senegal
  05/04/05
I just closed my office door to look. Really. Not really...
Alcoholic stirring spot
  05/04/05
Excuse me, I need to go masturbate now.
Fragrant bat shit crazy foreskin
  05/04/05
TTIWWP
Galvanic Brethren Therapy
  05/04/05
?
Unholy passionate wagecucks step-uncle's house
  05/04/05
what gets them hard, susie? do you like nibbles?
Provocative Hell Indirect Expression
  05/04/05
Gentle nibbling is acceptable, but I prefer kissing or some ...
Alcoholic stirring spot
  05/04/05
duly noted. when on top, have you ever guided the lucky gen...
Provocative Hell Indirect Expression
  05/04/05
Yup. My last bf really liked when I did this.
Alcoholic stirring spot
  05/04/05
*fawn*
Provocative Hell Indirect Expression
  05/04/05
Those are my favorite kind. You are a beautiful soul.
useless orchid parlor son of senegal
  05/04/05
Thanks...you're being very kind today.
Alcoholic stirring spot
  05/04/05
okay that is squirt-worthy
shimmering laughsome pit
  06/05/05
180
Rose Vivacious Blood Rage
  06/06/05
bump
Cobalt Dilemma Police Squad
  01/12/07
White Granny panties w/ holes!
Underhanded stock car
  05/04/05
Hot.
Drunken athletic conference ratface
  05/04/05
Expect responses like: "hawt, if the hole is in the rig...
Alcoholic stirring spot
  05/04/05
Your cans look like white granny panties with holes?
charismatic pink heaven scourge upon the earth
  05/04/05
See, I'm turned on by those as well.
useless orchid parlor son of senegal
  05/04/05
not as bad as flesh colored.
copper blathering goyim lettuce
  07/22/05
harrison, my heart, the board needs more of you.
Provocative Hell Indirect Expression
  05/04/05
Phew! After getting all worked up over AA for the first time...
glittery spruce location
  05/04/05
And lots of self-esteem to boot.
Drunken athletic conference ratface
  05/04/05
I'll say it since everyone's too pussy to, that's kinda hot....
iridescent chapel
  05/04/05
Normal. Big. White. Light pink thong. Shaved wit...
Snowy Field Weed Whacker
  05/04/05
normal 34D blue bra white lace completely waxed
Sick Wine Trailer Park Giraffe
  05/04/05
...
useless orchid parlor son of senegal
  05/26/05
...
learning disabled at-the-ready business firm ladyboy
  05/26/05
And yet you won't take the pipe? Poor.
useless orchid parlor son of senegal
  05/26/05
normal nips 34B matching blue lace bra and bikinis ...
effete menage
  05/26/05
yawn
sepia jewess
  05/26/05
*hard*
hairless stead turdskin
  12/11/05
Bump for the ladies.
useless orchid parlor son of senegal
  06/05/05
apparently everyone has "normal" nipples.
learning disabled at-the-ready business firm ladyboy
  06/05/05
we need more threads like this
shimmering laughsome pit
  06/05/05
Too few women have answered this question. It's not hard.
useless orchid parlor son of senegal
  06/07/05
What do your nips look like? Brown. Round. Like many. ...
copper blathering goyim lettuce
  06/07/05
...
useless orchid parlor son of senegal
  06/16/05
...
Galvanic Brethren Therapy
  07/14/05
...
Trip Crystalline Sanctuary Azn
  07/14/05
Exhibits are always appreciated. Thx.
Fuchsia Flickering Dog Poop Legend
  01/20/06
Susie, Dogshit, and GardenVariety, please.
useless orchid parlor son of senegal
  07/22/05
I haven't showered, gotten dresssed, or, obviously, left my ...
Alcoholic stirring spot
  07/22/05
I love the way girls look in the morning, disheveled with me...
useless orchid parlor son of senegal
  07/22/05
Maybe it's because of the cutesy screenname, but you serious...
Drunken athletic conference ratface
  07/22/05
You think "Susie Derkins" is cutsey? Hmph. I nev...
Alcoholic stirring spot
  07/22/05
HAWT
Federal University Associate
  07/22/05
Hey Homer. How's the new(-ish) job going?
Alcoholic stirring spot
  07/22/05
good. I like it. Better than the last one. We haven...
Federal University Associate
  07/22/05
I just emailed you.
Alcoholic stirring spot
  07/22/05
Nude pics?
useless orchid parlor son of senegal
  07/22/05
wrote back, with nude pics.
Federal University Associate
  07/22/05
Black bra that probably tackily shows through the blouse I'm...
Drunken athletic conference ratface
  07/22/05
Have you ever gotten a zit on or near your pussy?
useless orchid parlor son of senegal
  07/22/05
Does an ingrown hair count? It was actually quite red and s...
Drunken athletic conference ratface
  07/22/05
I've had ingrown hairs, too. This is one reason I've been c...
Alcoholic stirring spot
  07/22/05
Yeah, I get razor burn pretty sometimes, but it usually goes...
Drunken athletic conference ratface
  07/22/05
The girls who wax pussy for a living have, let's face it, a ...
useless orchid parlor son of senegal
  07/22/05
I got movement just thinking about one girl waxing another.
Disturbing sadistic resort trust fund
  07/22/05
You didn't answer the shaved part.
Disturbing sadistic resort trust fund
  07/22/05
Oh, typical wedge. Shaved. I'm very tomboy and low-mainten...
Drunken athletic conference ratface
  07/22/05
The new girlfriend does the small square shaving. Like a li...
Disturbing sadistic resort trust fund
  07/22/05
Divorce has treated you right.
useless orchid parlor son of senegal
  07/22/05
So far, so good. Honestly, every aspect of my life has impr...
Disturbing sadistic resort trust fund
  07/22/05
*Sighs longingly*
Amber bearded brunch tattoo
  07/22/05
I'll bet being a widower would get you even more props than ...
Disturbing sadistic resort trust fund
  07/22/05
Accessory much? *Sighs* I don't know.
Amber bearded brunch tattoo
  07/22/05
But, being honest for a moment, my life improved because my ...
Disturbing sadistic resort trust fund
  07/22/05
Probably not. But then again, I'm a pretty happy guy. ...
Amber bearded brunch tattoo
  07/22/05
This is correct, Stabby. And in the end, she'll deal.
useless orchid parlor son of senegal
  07/22/05
Right. Or not, whichever.
Amber bearded brunch tattoo
  07/22/05
I'd love to hear her side of the story, Stabby.
chest-beating canary property
  07/22/05
She moved away from her hometown (which she likes) to a TTT ...
Amber bearded brunch tattoo
  07/22/05
Advice not asked for: Finish law school, get a job, make no ...
chest-beating canary property
  07/22/05
I'm 49.
Amber bearded brunch tattoo
  07/22/05
Bullshit. I am (48 actually).
chest-beating canary property
  07/22/05
OK, but I am 27 and she is 26.
Amber bearded brunch tattoo
  07/22/05
Yeah, I knew that. Babies.
chest-beating canary property
  07/22/05
I hate babies.
Amber bearded brunch tattoo
  07/22/05
I meant you & wifey. But hating rugrats is an ok thing f...
chest-beating canary property
  07/22/05
I like you, Stabby.
useless orchid parlor son of senegal
  07/22/05
Wanna get marrried?
Amber bearded brunch tattoo
  07/22/05
Our livers wouldn't last till Christmas.
useless orchid parlor son of senegal
  07/22/05
I'll never learn.
Amber bearded brunch tattoo
  07/22/05
When I first got back with my girlfriend, I thought one bene...
useless orchid parlor son of senegal
  07/22/05
I'm a pretty happy guy, too. It took years of being unhappy...
Disturbing sadistic resort trust fund
  07/22/05
Yeah. Right. Whatever, we'll see. We'll have to get...
Amber bearded brunch tattoo
  07/22/05
Yeah. There will definitely be some drinking taking place. ...
Disturbing sadistic resort trust fund
  07/22/05
Depends...if going out with guys to pick up women (them, not...
Amber bearded brunch tattoo
  07/22/05
I despise Pin Up, but the rest of those are sweet. My group...
Disturbing sadistic resort trust fund
  07/22/05
This is correct. We are going to a stank dive tonight tha...
useless orchid parlor son of senegal
  07/22/05
Yeah. The real benefit to the stank dives is the drink pric...
Disturbing sadistic resort trust fund
  07/22/05
Well, duh. I have been going this for going on 10 years n...
Amber bearded brunch tattoo
  07/22/05
That's solid, though Ketel One >> Grey Goose.
Disturbing sadistic resort trust fund
  07/22/05
I also prefer lower key and stank. The nicer places in Clay...
Amber bearded brunch tattoo
  07/22/05
I just like to hang outside of Rosati Cain.
Disturbing sadistic resort trust fund
  07/22/05
You're a divorce (accent on last e), not a divorcee. The lat...
chest-beating canary property
  07/22/05
Ah. Good to know. Fucking french people.
Disturbing sadistic resort trust fund
  07/22/05
mais oui
chest-beating canary property
  07/22/05
I guess I don't really like anything that is shaped so it lo...
Drunken athletic conference ratface
  07/22/05
I suppose I just appreciate the effort that goes into a chia...
Disturbing sadistic resort trust fund
  07/22/05
Only two things cross my mind about the subject: 1. Than...
useless orchid parlor son of senegal
  07/22/05
I want a chick to shave my initials into it. Or a Cleveland...
Disturbing sadistic resort trust fund
  07/22/05
And, of course, I'll let him shave it all off every once in ...
Drunken athletic conference ratface
  07/22/05
I actually don't like shaving it myself. I've never liked d...
useless orchid parlor son of senegal
  07/22/05
Yeah... shaving for her is no fun. It feels like work and I...
Disturbing sadistic resort trust fund
  07/22/05
Basically. Plus, I like the element of surprise, and I li...
useless orchid parlor son of senegal
  07/22/05
I once went down on a girl who had her shit pierced. Weird ...
Disturbing sadistic resort trust fund
  07/22/05
I'm not a fan of this, either. At all. Not in life, not ev...
useless orchid parlor son of senegal
  07/22/05
Nope. I almost feel bad for the hairy clam. What did it do...
Disturbing sadistic resort trust fund
  07/22/05
Really? I've had several boyfriends who loved it. I think ...
Drunken athletic conference ratface
  07/22/05
I love that you called it an axewound
Galvanic Brethren Therapy
  09/17/05
Great thread.
Cracking Love Of Her Life Bbw
  07/22/05
What do your nips look like? Pinkish/brownish. Large areola...
Yellow frozen box office mood
  07/22/05
you're a dd and you feel fine in a seamless bra?
copper blathering goyim lettuce
  07/22/05
I hate seams showing thru. They make great underwire bras no...
Yellow frozen box office mood
  07/22/05
where do you get them from? I need some good bras. VS look...
copper blathering goyim lettuce
  07/22/05
I don't think VS is good for D & DD. I just hunt real ha...
Yellow frozen box office mood
  07/22/05
i guess i'll play: What do your nips look like? pinkish,...
razzle indigo locale codepig
  07/22/05
jakki!!! some of us are at work here, stop that.
talented harsh casino
  07/22/05
my bad. i didn't start the thread though, just answering.. ...
razzle indigo locale codepig
  07/22/05
I can't even get up from my desk now for awhile.
talented harsh casino
  07/22/05
awwwww. lol. :)
razzle indigo locale codepig
  07/22/05
same here, jeez! wow jakki.
hairless stead turdskin
  05/30/06
That's my dream bra size... slim but stacked. I used to be a...
Yellow frozen box office mood
  07/22/05
yeah, they're not easy to come buy and generally not cheap w...
razzle indigo locale codepig
  07/22/05
32D and size 4/6? HAWT.
Jade Gaping Tanning Salon
  07/22/05
awww, ty.
razzle indigo locale codepig
  07/22/05
How's the face?
Jade Gaping Tanning Salon
  07/22/05
at least 15 people here have seen me; ask any of the regular...
razzle indigo locale codepig
  07/22/05
I'm trying to become a regular.
Jade Gaping Tanning Salon
  07/22/05
Die, you skinny, big-tittied bitch. Just fucking die. Th...
Drunken athletic conference ratface
  07/22/05
ehh, i'm not all that skinny.
razzle indigo locale codepig
  07/22/05
Yes, that's how it is with me too, but I'm sure you're slimm...
Yellow frozen box office mood
  07/22/05
5'5 around 125. i'm really not all that skinny. i have bo...
razzle indigo locale codepig
  07/22/05
Shit I'm the same height and you don't weigh that much less ...
Yellow frozen box office mood
  07/22/05
Just to recap, you ARE coming to WUSTL, right?
Disturbing sadistic resort trust fund
  07/22/05
yeah, i'll be there. 8/15. damn them for making ours so ea...
razzle indigo locale codepig
  07/22/05
NICE!!! I mean, uh, welcome to my school. I hope you wil...
Disturbing sadistic resort trust fund
  07/22/05
ty. i'm sure it'll be better than the regular orientati...
razzle indigo locale codepig
  07/22/05
I forgot to succeed.
Amber bearded brunch tattoo
  07/22/05
Yeah, orientation was too long when it was 2 or 3 days, now ...
Amber bearded brunch tattoo
  07/22/05
it looks looong and boring. yeah, hopefully i'll meet so...
razzle indigo locale codepig
  07/22/05
I thought you were going to orientation at WUSTL. Doesn't t...
Disturbing sadistic resort trust fund
  07/22/05
lol. well it's mandatory so i assume there'll be at lea...
razzle indigo locale codepig
  07/22/05
I hear 3L divorced dudes are the COOLEST.
Disturbing sadistic resort trust fund
  07/22/05
lol. i'll keep that in mind.
razzle indigo locale codepig
  07/22/05
thats a bad assumption
Hateful Nursing Home
  07/22/05
Hope in one hand...
Amber bearded brunch tattoo
  07/22/05
Bump.
useless orchid parlor son of senegal
  10/06/05
Come on, y'all.
useless orchid parlor son of senegal
  10/06/05
...
useless orchid parlor son of senegal
  11/11/05
Holy shit. Stuff was funnier in the before times, in the lo...
Nudist metal round eye native
  11/11/05
lol
territorial supple patrolman
  11/11/05
Oh good, I didn't post in this thread.
big know-it-all orchestra pit reading party
  11/11/05
Play along, fat ass.
useless orchid parlor son of senegal
  11/11/05
Nah. I prefer to keep the mystery alive.
big know-it-all orchestra pit reading party
  11/11/05
This was my thought also.
Pearly forum
  12/11/05
don't be a prude...
Carmine Judgmental Institution Boistinker
  12/11/05
Ha. That's funny.
Pearly forum
  12/11/05
so describing the bruise on your ass is fine, but describing...
Carmine Judgmental Institution Boistinker
  12/11/05
My bruise is freakin' gross and I was (and am) kind of sad a...
Pearly forum
  12/11/05
i'm just messing w/you anyway. is the bruise doing any bette...
Carmine Judgmental Institution Boistinker
  12/11/05
I haven't really looked at it today. As of yesterday, half ...
Pearly forum
  12/11/05
what happened?
hairless stead turdskin
  12/11/05
I fell down a flight of stairs.
Pearly forum
  12/11/05
ouch, sorry to hear that.
hairless stead turdskin
  12/11/05
Thanks. I feel a lot better now than I felt that night.
Pearly forum
  12/11/05
Just checked again. Still proud to say I remain as mysteriou...
big know-it-all orchestra pit reading party
  12/11/05
...
Galvanic Brethren Therapy
  11/27/05
...and bump.
Carmine Judgmental Institution Boistinker
  12/11/05
No bra. Small cans. Olive drab cotton bikini-cut panties.
Drunken athletic conference ratface
  12/11/05
You answered this thread twice now.
Nubile bright deer antler
  12/11/05
Three times I thought.
Drunken athletic conference ratface
  12/11/05
My bad. You know, instead of complaining about your boobs, y...
Nubile bright deer antler
  12/11/05
I did. And I discovered the common wisdom re: small hands i...
Drunken athletic conference ratface
  12/11/05
I did not know that.
Nubile bright deer antler
  12/11/05
Small hands: small gloves?
comical point headpube
  12/11/05
...
Nudist metal round eye native
  07/16/06
...
Doobsian arousing whorehouse
  07/16/06
pewp
Nudist metal round eye native
  07/16/06
This thread reminds me of the good old days of paychecks...
painfully honest autistic space
  12/11/05
The men on this thread are disgusting pigs. Women, you do...
Emerald razzmatazz locus
  01/04/06
Eh, why not. I'm apparently not going back out until 11. ...
useless orchid parlor son of senegal
  01/20/06
By the way, I emailed you.
Nudist metal round eye native
  01/20/06
Nothing! Just got out of the shower. Will update, though. ...
Drunken athletic conference ratface
  01/20/06
Please describe your pussy too. I want as many details as po...
Awkward Bawdyhouse
  01/20/06
You've officially participated too much in this thread.
Nubile bright deer antler
  01/21/06
I love this thread, and HRP
Nudist metal round eye native
  01/20/06
is this all that you think or talk about? why should people ...
concupiscible chrome personal credit line principal's office
  01/20/06
You make baby Jesus cry.
Nudist metal round eye native
  01/20/06
...
concupiscible chrome personal credit line principal's office
  01/20/06
Still not participating.
big know-it-all orchestra pit reading party
  01/21/06
I'll buy more copies of Doughnut if you do.
violent racy stag film
  01/21/06
TITCR
poppy yapping fanboi hissy fit
  01/21/06
only on xo would this thread get 200+ responses. What is WRO...
poppy yapping fanboi hissy fit
  01/21/06
we like boobs. weird, huh?
shimmering laughsome pit
  01/21/06
Do Eht!
Nudist metal round eye native
  01/26/06
Panties: Lacy black and gray booty shorts Cans: 36C, soft, ...
motley hilarious partner crotch
  01/26/06
shit, the chicks lie on here more than the guys
Curious generalized bond
  01/26/06
yeah, how utterly different from real life.
Nudist metal round eye native
  01/26/06
it's amazing how I don't bump into 34dds every fucking day.
Curious generalized bond
  01/26/06
well, everyone knows I, at least, am telling the truth on th...
motley hilarious partner crotch
  01/26/06
Yep, we've seen your cans and panties. Good showing.
Nudist metal round eye native
  01/26/06
Put on something nice for tonight ladies, it's Saturday nigh...
Galvanic Brethren Therapy
  01/28/06
The Exchequer bumps.
startled orange antidepressant drug
  02/03/06
...
Nudist metal round eye native
  02/20/06
...
Nudist metal round eye native
  02/23/06
absolutely no reason not to bump this
Nudist metal round eye native
  04/03/06
( . ) ( . )
swashbuckling wrinkle parlour
  05/25/06
I can't be the only chick on this board with large nipples. ...
Diverse national puppy
  05/25/06
I should've never left last year.
lavender indecent stage
  05/30/06
One of the finer moments in xoxo's history.
fishy domesticated theater candlestick maker
  05/30/06
Yea, this is a most excellent thread, shame I wasn't around ...
lavender indecent stage
  05/30/06
Do it
Nudist metal round eye native
  06/08/06
bump for earlier reference.
Green multi-colored french chef
  07/05/06
This thread makes me miss Susie.
lavender indecent stage
  07/05/06
it makes me miss her cans and panties
Galvanic Brethren Therapy
  07/16/06
and seeing what she looks like sleeping so peacefully next t...
Nudist metal round eye native
  07/16/06
oh my dearest susie
Galvanic Brethren Therapy
  07/16/06
i luv u 2 much!
Nudist metal round eye native
  07/16/06
OH MY DEBBIE MY CRUCIAL HEAD ETC
Doobsian arousing whorehouse
  07/16/06
& jakki
hairless stead turdskin
  12/01/06
This is a classic thread. We need to revive it.
Jade Gaping Tanning Salon
  08/31/06
bump
Green multi-colored french chef
  11/05/06
PricklyApple: it's your turn. Put up or shut up.
Cheese-eating Senate Striped Hyena
  12/15/06
that shut her up
hairraiser ticket booth community account
  12/15/06
This thread made me laugh
Opaque exhilarant pistol
  12/15/06
pls describe your cans and panties.
hairraiser ticket booth community account
  12/15/06
Never gonna happen.
big know-it-all orchestra pit reading party
  12/15/06
tytyty I'll consider this an early Hanukkah gift.
Jade Gaping Tanning Salon
  12/15/06
you used to talk about your panties all the time. VS v-strin...
Cheese-eating Senate Striped Hyena
  12/15/06
...
Galvanic Brethren Therapy
  01/12/07
bump
Vigorous lemon prole home
  01/28/07
there are a number of purportedly female posters who have no...
Vibrant Keepsake Machete
  08/10/07
DESCRIBE
Self-absorbed beady-eyed internal respiration
  11/06/08
I couldn't remember if I answered this or not.
dark insanely creepy pocket flask lodge
  11/06/08
Look for a post by "182 pounds of fat chick"
sinister theater stage
  11/06/08
Nope, didn't answer it
dark insanely creepy pocket flask lodge
  11/06/08


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Date: May 4th, 2005 1:51 PM
Author: useless orchid parlor son of senegal

What do your nips look like? How big are the fatpuppies? What color bra are you wearing? Describe your underwear. Shaved?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#2697037)





Date: May 4th, 2005 1:52 PM
Author: Drunken athletic conference ratface

Normal.

Normal.

Red.

Blue.

A couple days ago, the typical wedge.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#2697046)





Date: May 4th, 2005 2:15 PM
Author: useless orchid parlor son of senegal

Efficient. You are a good American.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#2697232)





Date: May 4th, 2005 1:54 PM
Author: up-to-no-good temple voyeur

"If you adorn your flapjabbies with pretty thingflippies, they will float like puffy colorful happyclouds across my weeping facegravy, and I'll sing among my insides."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#2697057)





Date: May 4th, 2005 2:05 PM
Author: Cracking Love Of Her Life Bbw

That was the best post ever. I have (unsuccessfully) searched for it many times. I put it in my appellate brief.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#2697134)





Date: May 4th, 2005 2:06 PM
Author: up-to-no-good temple voyeur

It's the conclusion of my Law Review write-on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#2697145)





Date: May 4th, 2005 2:08 PM
Author: Milky telephone

What was that post, originally?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#2697162)





Date: May 4th, 2005 2:11 PM
Author: up-to-no-good temple voyeur

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=118105&mc=134&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#2697194)





Date: May 4th, 2005 2:23 PM
Author: gold marvelous useless brakes

Fuck, I love HRP and Skeletor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#2697304)





Date: May 4th, 2005 2:29 PM
Author: useless orchid parlor son of senegal

Actually, I assumed you'd written what Skeletor quoted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#2697354)





Date: May 4th, 2005 2:36 PM
Author: gold marvelous useless brakes

I'm humbled that you thought it was me, but it simply goes to show that you've so often written brilliant statements that you can no more remember what you've written than you can dust nurseratchet's sugar tits with your creme de la witteligencia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#2697418)





Date: May 4th, 2005 1:57 PM
Author: Alcoholic stirring spot

Normal, I guess. Haven't seen too many nipples in my day but I'd say they're about average in size and what you'd expect in color for someone with my skin tone.

I'm a large b cup.

Purple bra.

Cotton bikini-cut panties.

Yeah, shaved but not totally bare.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#2697076)





Date: May 4th, 2005 2:03 PM
Author: up-to-no-good temple voyeur

Your willingness to participate in these types of threads is always greatly appreciated, Derky.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#2697121)





Date: May 4th, 2005 2:04 PM
Author: Galvanic Brethren Therapy

even if she left out the panty color

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#2697128)





Date: May 4th, 2005 2:07 PM
Author: up-to-no-good temple voyeur

White and brown, obviously. I think that is generally to be assumed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#2697156)





Date: May 4th, 2005 2:10 PM
Author: Alcoholic stirring spot

Though that was not asked for explicitly in HRP's query, I suppose I should have inferred it.

My panties are purple as well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#2697176)





Date: May 4th, 2005 2:11 PM
Author: Drunken athletic conference ratface

Way to make me look like a slob by actually matching them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#2697187)





Date: May 4th, 2005 2:12 PM
Author: Alcoholic stirring spot

It is not an everyday occurance, I must admit. I did laundry last night, though, and had a full complement of bras and panties from which to choose this morning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#2697203)





Date: May 4th, 2005 2:11 PM
Author: Galvanic Brethren Therapy

WE HAVE A MATCH!!!

fwiw, my opinion of you somehow managed to increase

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#2697191)





Date: May 4th, 2005 4:40 PM
Author: Unholy passionate wagecucks step-uncle's house

yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#2698502)





Date: May 4th, 2005 2:12 PM
Author: Fragrant bat shit crazy foreskin

The circuit is complete. Now I have a boner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#2697202)





Date: May 4th, 2005 2:14 PM
Author: useless orchid parlor son of senegal

Boner.

My boxers are pink. Gay?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#2697224)





Date: May 4th, 2005 2:15 PM
Author: Alcoholic stirring spot

Naw, not gay. Cotton?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#2697231)





Date: May 4th, 2005 2:15 PM
Author: useless orchid parlor son of senegal

Cotton, comfy, standard Gap.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#2697241)





Date: May 4th, 2005 2:18 PM
Author: Alcoholic stirring spot

Good.

Cotton boxers or boxer-briefs are my favorite.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#2697254)





Date: May 4th, 2005 2:19 PM
Author: up-to-no-good temple voyeur

I'm wearing blueberry edible drawers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#2697266)





Date: May 4th, 2005 2:20 PM
Author: Alcoholic stirring spot

I change my mind.

*Those* are my favorite.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#2697276)





Date: May 4th, 2005 2:23 PM
Author: useless orchid parlor son of senegal

I switch everyday between standard cotton boxers and boxerbriefs. Don't really know why. I like both. If I'm just hanging around the house, usually boxerbriefs since they feel warmer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#2697299)





Date: May 4th, 2005 2:25 PM
Author: Provocative Hell Indirect Expression

8============D <3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#2697319)





Date: September 17th, 2005 8:33 PM
Author: Plum Mexican

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#3846082)





Date: May 4th, 2005 2:24 PM
Author: Drunken athletic conference ratface

I LOVE boxer-briefs. I really do think they look hot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#2697313)





Date: May 4th, 2005 2:12 PM
Author: useless orchid parlor son of senegal

My god, perfect.

Are your nipples light brownish or pinkish?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#2697199)





Date: May 4th, 2005 2:14 PM
Author: Alcoholic stirring spot

I just closed my office door to look. Really.

Not really pink -- that's too light. I guess if I had to pick, I'd say more light brownish but not really *that* brown. The look darker when they get hard, however.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#2697226)





Date: May 4th, 2005 2:15 PM
Author: Fragrant bat shit crazy foreskin

Excuse me, I need to go masturbate now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#2697235)





Date: May 4th, 2005 2:15 PM
Author: Galvanic Brethren Therapy

TTIWWP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#2697239)





Date: May 4th, 2005 4:41 PM
Author: Unholy passionate wagecucks step-uncle's house

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#2698507)





Date: May 4th, 2005 2:19 PM
Author: Provocative Hell Indirect Expression

what gets them hard, susie? do you like nibbles?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#2697259)





Date: May 4th, 2005 2:20 PM
Author: Alcoholic stirring spot

Gentle nibbling is acceptable, but I prefer kissing or some other softer form of stimulation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#2697271)





Date: May 4th, 2005 2:21 PM
Author: Provocative Hell Indirect Expression

duly noted. when on top, have you ever guided the lucky gent's hands up toward your breasts?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#2697282)





Date: May 4th, 2005 2:22 PM
Author: Alcoholic stirring spot

Yup. My last bf really liked when I did this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#2697287)





Date: May 4th, 2005 2:23 PM
Author: Provocative Hell Indirect Expression

*fawn*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#2697295)





Date: May 4th, 2005 2:19 PM
Author: useless orchid parlor son of senegal

Those are my favorite kind.

You are a beautiful soul.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#2697268)





Date: May 4th, 2005 2:22 PM
Author: Alcoholic stirring spot

Thanks...you're being very kind today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#2697291)





Date: June 5th, 2005 11:14 PM
Author: shimmering laughsome pit

okay that is squirt-worthy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#2939942)





Date: June 6th, 2005 2:43 AM
Author: Rose Vivacious Blood Rage

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#2941638)





Date: January 12th, 2007 3:20 AM
Author: Cobalt Dilemma Police Squad

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#7402331)





Date: May 4th, 2005 2:18 PM
Author: Underhanded stock car

White Granny panties w/ holes!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#2697255)





Date: May 4th, 2005 2:19 PM
Author: Drunken athletic conference ratface

Hot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#2697263)





Date: May 4th, 2005 2:19 PM
Author: Alcoholic stirring spot

Expect responses like: "hawt, if the hole is in the right place!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#2697265)





Date: May 4th, 2005 2:20 PM
Author: charismatic pink heaven scourge upon the earth

Your cans look like white granny panties with holes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#2697277)





Date: May 4th, 2005 2:21 PM
Author: useless orchid parlor son of senegal

See, I'm turned on by those as well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#2697280)





Date: July 22nd, 2005 11:58 AM
Author: copper blathering goyim lettuce

not as bad as flesh colored.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#3377577)





Date: May 4th, 2005 2:26 PM
Author: Provocative Hell Indirect Expression

harrison, my heart, the board needs more of you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#2697330)





Date: May 4th, 2005 2:31 PM
Author: glittery spruce location

Phew! After getting all worked up over AA for the first time and blowing off my steam it is nice to see THIS!

+1000 pts (+16,800 pts.)

I have no bra, lovely boobs with nice small-ish nips and white stretchy brazialian back string bikini panties concealing my trim triangle neat natural pubic hair arrangement.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#2697377)





Date: May 4th, 2005 2:44 PM
Author: Drunken athletic conference ratface

And lots of self-esteem to boot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#2697507)





Date: May 4th, 2005 5:26 PM
Author: iridescent chapel

I'll say it since everyone's too pussy to, that's kinda hot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#2698823)





Date: May 4th, 2005 3:02 PM
Author: Snowy Field Weed Whacker

Normal.

Big.

White.

Light pink thong.

Shaved with the typical triangle shaped area left.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#2697651)





Date: May 4th, 2005 5:14 PM
Author: Sick Wine Trailer Park Giraffe

normal

34D

blue bra

white lace

completely waxed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#2698734)





Date: May 26th, 2005 1:43 PM
Author: useless orchid parlor son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#2862762)





Date: May 26th, 2005 1:45 PM
Author: learning disabled at-the-ready business firm ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#2862773)





Date: May 26th, 2005 3:17 PM
Author: useless orchid parlor son of senegal

And yet you won't take the pipe?

Poor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#2863376)





Date: May 26th, 2005 4:27 PM
Author: effete menage

normal nips

34B

matching blue lace bra and bikinis

completely shaved

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#2863908)





Date: May 26th, 2005 4:28 PM
Author: sepia jewess

yawn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#2863915)





Date: December 11th, 2005 1:17 PM
Author: hairless stead turdskin

*hard*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#4527619)





Date: June 5th, 2005 11:12 PM
Author: useless orchid parlor son of senegal

Bump for the ladies.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#2939897)





Date: June 5th, 2005 11:17 PM
Author: learning disabled at-the-ready business firm ladyboy

apparently everyone has "normal" nipples.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#2939983)





Date: June 5th, 2005 11:16 PM
Author: shimmering laughsome pit

we need more threads like this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#2939973)





Date: June 7th, 2005 11:38 PM
Author: useless orchid parlor son of senegal

Too few women have answered this question. It's not hard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#2956562)





Date: June 7th, 2005 11:41 PM
Author: copper blathering goyim lettuce

What do your nips look like?

Brown. Round. Like many.

How big are the fatpuppies?

34D

What color bra are you wearing?

Black

Describe your underwear.

Red cotton low rider boy short style.

Shaved?

Fresh bikini wax, two days ago. She went a little further though, not quite a Brazilian, but I'm very well trimmed.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#2956588)





Date: June 16th, 2005 12:22 PM
Author: useless orchid parlor son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#3029584)





Date: July 14th, 2005 2:47 AM
Author: Galvanic Brethren Therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#3285909)





Date: July 14th, 2005 3:22 AM
Author: Trip Crystalline Sanctuary Azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#3286179)





Date: January 20th, 2006 10:11 PM
Author: Fuchsia Flickering Dog Poop Legend

Exhibits are always appreciated. Thx.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#4870841)





Date: July 22nd, 2005 10:56 AM
Author: useless orchid parlor son of senegal

Susie, Dogshit, and GardenVariety, please.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#3377170)





Date: July 22nd, 2005 10:58 AM
Author: Alcoholic stirring spot

I haven't showered, gotten dresssed, or, obviously, left my apartment this morning. Thus, I am wearing the clothes in which I slept last night which includes white cotton panties and a t-shirt. No bra.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#3377180)





Date: July 22nd, 2005 11:02 AM
Author: useless orchid parlor son of senegal

I love the way girls look in the morning, disheveled with messy hair. God I am horny right now.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#3377209)





Date: July 22nd, 2005 11:02 AM
Author: Drunken athletic conference ratface

Maybe it's because of the cutesy screenname, but you seriously sound hot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#3377211)





Date: July 22nd, 2005 11:04 AM
Author: Alcoholic stirring spot

You think "Susie Derkins" is cutsey? Hmph. I never thought of it that way. I was "calvinnhobbes" but I kept getting impostered so I changed it.

And trust me, I'm not hot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#3377224)





Date: July 22nd, 2005 11:04 AM
Author: Federal University Associate

HAWT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#3377228)





Date: July 22nd, 2005 11:05 AM
Author: Alcoholic stirring spot

Hey Homer. How's the new(-ish) job going?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#3377238)





Date: July 22nd, 2005 11:06 AM
Author: Federal University Associate

good.

I like it.

Better than the last one.

We haven't talked in a long time, shoot me an email sometime.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#3377247)





Date: July 22nd, 2005 11:18 AM
Author: Alcoholic stirring spot

I just emailed you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#3377322)





Date: July 22nd, 2005 11:31 AM
Author: useless orchid parlor son of senegal

Nude pics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#3377383)





Date: July 22nd, 2005 11:45 AM
Author: Federal University Associate

wrote back,

with nude pics.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#3377471)





Date: July 22nd, 2005 11:01 AM
Author: Drunken athletic conference ratface

Black bra that probably tackily shows through the blouse I'm wearing but I'm in desperate need of some clean laundry, black underwear, same cans I've always had: disappointing B cup with pink but not pale pink nipples that turn darker and more reddish when hard and the whole shape of the breast turns from annoyingly pointy to quite nicely rounded. If I ever take nudie pictures of myself, it will be in a meat locker, trust me.

And everything is covered in acne.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#3377204)





Date: July 22nd, 2005 11:03 AM
Author: useless orchid parlor son of senegal

Have you ever gotten a zit on or near your pussy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#3377217)





Date: July 22nd, 2005 11:06 AM
Author: Drunken athletic conference ratface

Does an ingrown hair count? It was actually quite red and sore, pretty painful. I had to wait until I had had a couple beers before I could handle it enough to pop it. It was orgasmic. It just completely fucking exploded. My hippie boyfriend watched and was interested but somewhat disturbed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#3377244)





Date: July 22nd, 2005 11:09 AM
Author: Alcoholic stirring spot

I've had ingrown hairs, too. This is one reason I've been curious about waxing. Shaving, I think, increases the chances of ingrown hairs (razor burn, too).

However, my fear of having someone near that part of my body with hot wax usually kills my curiosity pretty quickly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#3377263)





Date: July 22nd, 2005 11:12 AM
Author: Drunken athletic conference ratface

Yeah, I get razor burn pretty sometimes, but it usually goes away after a day or two. But then it's getting to be about time to shave again, so it's a vicious cycle.

I'm fearful of the hot wax part and am also pretty uncomfortable having some stranger poking around my business. I'm thinking of giving it a try sometime this summer, though. I'll be sure to let everyone know how it went.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#3377283)





Date: July 22nd, 2005 11:14 AM
Author: useless orchid parlor son of senegal

The girls who wax pussy for a living have, let's face it, a fantastic job. It's not like old fat chicks get waxed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#3377288)





Date: July 22nd, 2005 11:15 AM
Author: Disturbing sadistic resort trust fund

I got movement just thinking about one girl waxing another.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#3377296)





Date: July 22nd, 2005 11:04 AM
Author: Disturbing sadistic resort trust fund

You didn't answer the shaved part.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#3377233)





Date: July 22nd, 2005 11:07 AM
Author: Drunken athletic conference ratface

Oh, typical wedge. Shaved. I'm very tomboy and low-maintenance so I've never had anything waxed - I've asked endless questions about it in some of the ladies threads.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#3377253)





Date: July 22nd, 2005 11:08 AM
Author: Disturbing sadistic resort trust fund

The new girlfriend does the small square shaving. Like a little Hitler mustache.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#3377262)





Date: July 22nd, 2005 11:15 AM
Author: useless orchid parlor son of senegal

Divorce has treated you right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#3377298)





Date: July 22nd, 2005 11:16 AM
Author: Disturbing sadistic resort trust fund

So far, so good. Honestly, every aspect of my life has improved post-divorce.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#3377308)





Date: July 22nd, 2005 11:18 AM
Author: Amber bearded brunch tattoo

*Sighs longingly*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#3377321)





Date: July 22nd, 2005 11:19 AM
Author: Disturbing sadistic resort trust fund

I'll bet being a widower would get you even more props than being a divorcee.

*loads gun, hands it to Stabby*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#3377324)





Date: July 22nd, 2005 11:20 AM
Author: Amber bearded brunch tattoo

Accessory much?

*Sighs*

I don't know.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#3377327)





Date: July 22nd, 2005 11:22 AM
Author: Disturbing sadistic resort trust fund

But, being honest for a moment, my life improved because my life was MISERABLE at the end. Hell, a three week lockup in county might have seemed like an improvement. I get the distinct impression that yours is not as grave as mine was.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#3377342)





Date: July 22nd, 2005 11:23 AM
Author: Amber bearded brunch tattoo

Probably not.

But then again, I'm a pretty happy guy.

I think I'm just going to start/continue doing whatever the fuck I want and see how it works out. If she can't deal with it, she can cram it with walnuts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#3377350)





Date: July 22nd, 2005 11:25 AM
Author: useless orchid parlor son of senegal

This is correct, Stabby.

And in the end, she'll deal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#3377360)





Date: July 22nd, 2005 11:31 AM
Author: Amber bearded brunch tattoo

Right.

Or not, whichever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#3377381)





Date: July 22nd, 2005 11:42 AM
Author: chest-beating canary property

I'd love to hear her side of the story, Stabby.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#3377447)





Date: July 22nd, 2005 11:53 AM
Author: Amber bearded brunch tattoo

She moved away from her hometown (which she likes) to a TTT city so I could go to law school. Now I ignore her, hang out with my law school friends and generally act like I'm 19. Plus I argue about everything like a lawyer and I haven't "just let her be right" about anything in about 3 years.

Something like that.

EDIT: And, to be fair, she is entirely correct. My point has never been that she is wrong or has done anything wrong, its more that I'm a jerk and don't know if I should be married right now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#3377536)





Date: July 22nd, 2005 12:01 PM
Author: chest-beating canary property

Advice not asked for: Finish law school, get a job, make no other changes (certainly no kids). Then see how you feel... you'll still be young enough to start over if you have to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#3377597)





Date: July 22nd, 2005 12:04 PM
Author: Amber bearded brunch tattoo

I'm 49.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#3377627)





Date: July 22nd, 2005 12:09 PM
Author: chest-beating canary property

Bullshit. I am (48 actually).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#3377678)





Date: July 22nd, 2005 12:13 PM
Author: Amber bearded brunch tattoo

OK, but I am 27 and she is 26.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#3377709)





Date: July 22nd, 2005 12:19 PM
Author: chest-beating canary property

Yeah, I knew that. Babies.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#3377754)





Date: July 22nd, 2005 12:19 PM
Author: Amber bearded brunch tattoo

I hate babies.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#3377760)





Date: July 22nd, 2005 12:25 PM
Author: chest-beating canary property

I meant you & wifey. But hating rugrats is an ok thing for now so you won't be tempted before you're happy enough to give them happy parents.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#3377806)





Date: July 22nd, 2005 12:09 PM
Author: useless orchid parlor son of senegal

I like you, Stabby.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#3377673)





Date: July 22nd, 2005 12:15 PM
Author: Amber bearded brunch tattoo

Wanna get marrried?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#3377723)





Date: July 22nd, 2005 12:44 PM
Author: useless orchid parlor son of senegal

Our livers wouldn't last till Christmas.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#3377954)





Date: July 22nd, 2005 12:45 PM
Author: Amber bearded brunch tattoo

I'll never learn.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#3377969)





Date: July 22nd, 2005 12:48 PM
Author: useless orchid parlor son of senegal

When I first got back with my girlfriend, I thought one benefit would be that it'd put a check on the base impulses of my id. No, it turns out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#3377991)





Date: July 22nd, 2005 11:27 AM
Author: Disturbing sadistic resort trust fund

I'm a pretty happy guy, too. It took years of being unhappy before I finally gave up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#3377365)





Date: July 22nd, 2005 11:30 AM
Author: Amber bearded brunch tattoo

Yeah.

Right.

Whatever, we'll see.

We'll have to get a cocktail or 431 when you get back and you can tell me what to do with my lifffe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#3377380)





Date: July 22nd, 2005 11:36 AM
Author: Disturbing sadistic resort trust fund

Yeah. There will definitely be some drinking taking place. Do you have a favorite bar around there. Before I left, we were going to this shithole in the C-Dub called "34".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#3377412)





Date: July 22nd, 2005 11:43 AM
Author: Amber bearded brunch tattoo

Depends...if going out with guys to pick up women (them, not me) then we often go over to Clayton and do Miso and Napoli or go to Harry's or whatever closer to downtown. If going to get fucked up usually one of the irish pubs over in the CWE. Wait, I also go out in the loop a lot (Pin Up, Delmar).

Hm. Its seems there are no bars I don't go to frequently.

Problem?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#3377455)





Date: July 22nd, 2005 11:45 AM
Author: Disturbing sadistic resort trust fund

I despise Pin Up, but the rest of those are sweet. My group of guys tends to prefer low key and stank, however.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#3377476)





Date: July 22nd, 2005 12:12 PM
Author: useless orchid parlor son of senegal

This is correct.

We are going to a stank dive tonight that probably hasn't been washed since the Carter administration. But the juke box is good, the air conditioning is cold, everyone is chill, and even I can get completely fucking out of my mind wasted on about thirty bucks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#3377700)





Date: July 22nd, 2005 1:14 PM
Author: Disturbing sadistic resort trust fund

Yeah. The real benefit to the stank dives is the drink prices. Let's see, do I want to go to Clayton and spend $6 on a mixed drink or just swill bottles of Bud for $2 in the local dive?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#3378232)





Date: July 22nd, 2005 1:15 PM
Author: Amber bearded brunch tattoo

Well, duh.

I have been going this for going on 10 years now...

EDIT: Although I will say, at Miso you get about a quarter bottle of Grey Goose for your 7 dollars...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#3378243)





Date: July 22nd, 2005 1:18 PM
Author: Disturbing sadistic resort trust fund

That's solid, though Ketel One >> Grey Goose.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#3378267)





Date: July 22nd, 2005 12:18 PM
Author: Amber bearded brunch tattoo

I also prefer lower key and stank. The nicer places in Clayton are soley for the purpose of my scummy friends trying to pick up the random hot chicks you can occasionally find in those places.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#3377748)





Date: July 22nd, 2005 1:15 PM
Author: Disturbing sadistic resort trust fund

I just like to hang outside of Rosati Cain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#3378237)





Date: July 22nd, 2005 11:41 AM
Author: chest-beating canary property

You're a divorce (accent on last e), not a divorcee. The latter is female, like me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#3377436)





Date: July 22nd, 2005 11:42 AM
Author: Disturbing sadistic resort trust fund

Ah. Good to know. Fucking french people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#3377441)





Date: July 22nd, 2005 11:44 AM
Author: chest-beating canary property

mais oui

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#3377469)





Date: July 22nd, 2005 11:15 AM
Author: Drunken athletic conference ratface

I guess I don't really like anything that is shaped so it looks so obviously unnatural, but I'm not a guy. Mine is just a smaller, neater version of how it naturally is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#3377301)





Date: July 22nd, 2005 11:17 AM
Author: Disturbing sadistic resort trust fund

I suppose I just appreciate the effort that goes into a chia creation like that. I don't particularly care how it's shaped so long as I don't need a machette to get my face in there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#3377314)





Date: July 22nd, 2005 11:22 AM
Author: useless orchid parlor son of senegal

Only two things cross my mind about the subject:

1. Thank god I don't have to worry about all the shit that goes into having a pussy.

2. Aw, look what she did for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#3377343)





Date: July 22nd, 2005 11:23 AM
Author: Disturbing sadistic resort trust fund

I want a chick to shave my initials into it. Or a Cleveland Indians logo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#3377349)





Date: July 22nd, 2005 11:24 AM
Author: Drunken athletic conference ratface

And, of course, I'll let him shave it all off every once in a while when we're in the bathtub or something. It's so dumb the kind of shit that gives guys boners.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#3377352)





Date: July 22nd, 2005 11:33 AM
Author: useless orchid parlor son of senegal

I actually don't like shaving it myself. I've never liked doing it.

But I do get boners when you talk about shitting in a shoebox, and I have no explanation for that at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#3377393)





Date: July 22nd, 2005 11:37 AM
Author: Disturbing sadistic resort trust fund

Yeah... shaving for her is no fun. It feels like work and I am always afraid I'm going to cut something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#3377417)





Date: July 22nd, 2005 11:41 AM
Author: useless orchid parlor son of senegal

Basically.

Plus, I like the element of surprise, and I like knowing that at some point when I wasn't around, she thought about pleasing me by taking care of her pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#3377438)





Date: July 22nd, 2005 11:42 AM
Author: Disturbing sadistic resort trust fund

I once went down on a girl who had her shit pierced. Weird me out and I didn't like it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#3377449)





Date: July 22nd, 2005 11:59 AM
Author: useless orchid parlor son of senegal

I'm not a fan of this, either. At all. Not in life, not even in porn. Seriously, just leave it alone. You don't have to adorn a pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#3377584)





Date: July 22nd, 2005 12:01 PM
Author: Disturbing sadistic resort trust fund

Nope. I almost feel bad for the hairy clam. What did it do to deserve getting stabbed?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#3377596)





Date: July 22nd, 2005 11:42 AM
Author: Drunken athletic conference ratface

Really? I've had several boyfriends who loved it. I think they were a little nervous about cutting and whatnot, and I'd obviously help them when they got to the parts really close to the actual axewound, but they were positively giddy about the whole thing. Weird.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#3377446)





Date: September 17th, 2005 6:18 PM
Author: Galvanic Brethren Therapy

I love that you called it an axewound

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#3844977)





Date: July 22nd, 2005 11:20 AM
Author: Cracking Love Of Her Life Bbw

Great thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#3377333)





Date: July 22nd, 2005 11:52 AM
Author: Yellow frozen box office mood

What do your nips look like?

Pinkish/brownish. Large areola, reg. nipples.

How big are the fatpuppies?

36DD

What color bra are you wearing?

White silky, no seams. Underwire of course.

Describe your underwear.

Light blue boy-cut.

Shaved?

Yes, completely. He likes it that way, and I've come to also. My secret is moisturizer & baby oil.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#3377524)





Date: July 22nd, 2005 11:59 AM
Author: copper blathering goyim lettuce

you're a dd and you feel fine in a seamless bra?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#3377579)





Date: July 22nd, 2005 12:04 PM
Author: Yellow frozen box office mood

I hate seams showing thru. They make great underwire bras now with supporting fabric so that seams are not necessary.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#3377626)





Date: July 22nd, 2005 12:05 PM
Author: copper blathering goyim lettuce

where do you get them from? I need some good bras. VS looks bad after three wears, and Bali doesn't fit right. My sis is a DD, and she likes Donna Karan; out of my pricerange, though. I recently discovered Jockey, and they fit wonderfully, but they get run down rather quickly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#3377642)





Date: July 22nd, 2005 12:15 PM
Author: Yellow frozen box office mood

I don't think VS is good for D & DD. I just hunt real hard in a department store... it's a long process, I try on LOTS, and I bring a clingy top to try on over each bra... to see how it makes me look. I hate looking sloppy. I would go to a specialty fit lingerie store but I can't stand the old ladies handling me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#3377729)





Date: July 22nd, 2005 12:46 PM
Author: razzle indigo locale codepig

i guess i'll play:

What do your nips look like? pinkish, avg size to maybe a bit larger than average

How big are the fatpuppies? 32D

What color bra are you wearing? purple lace

Describe your underwear. hot pink g string lol

Shaved? yup, totally



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#3377973)





Date: July 22nd, 2005 12:55 PM
Author: talented harsh casino

jakki!!! some of us are at work here, stop that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#3378042)





Date: July 22nd, 2005 12:55 PM
Author: razzle indigo locale codepig

my bad. i didn't start the thread though, just answering.. lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#3378052)





Date: July 22nd, 2005 12:56 PM
Author: talented harsh casino

I can't even get up from my desk now for awhile.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#3378061)





Date: July 22nd, 2005 12:57 PM
Author: razzle indigo locale codepig

awwwww.

lol. :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#3378067)





Date: May 30th, 2006 12:17 PM
Author: hairless stead turdskin

same here, jeez!

wow jakki.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#5879044)





Date: July 22nd, 2005 1:00 PM
Author: Yellow frozen box office mood

That's my dream bra size... slim but stacked. I used to be a 34D, but gained about 10 lbs. slowly, mostly in the boobs. Isn't 32D hard to find? What dress size are you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#3378094)





Date: July 22nd, 2005 1:04 PM
Author: razzle indigo locale codepig

yeah, they're not easy to come buy and generally not cheap when i do find them. Wacoal is pretty good about having a 32D in a range of styles and actually being well made enough and not just looking pretty. I like Lise Charmel best (that's what the purple one today is but it's sooo expensive)

i'm no dress size off the rack. i've never had one fit without tailoring because i'm too big in the chest relative to the rest of my body. i'm about a 4/6 in most things.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#3378133)





Date: July 22nd, 2005 1:20 PM
Author: Jade Gaping Tanning Salon

32D and size 4/6?

HAWT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#3378292)





Date: July 22nd, 2005 1:21 PM
Author: razzle indigo locale codepig

awww, ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#3378310)





Date: July 22nd, 2005 1:22 PM
Author: Jade Gaping Tanning Salon

How's the face?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#3378318)





Date: July 22nd, 2005 1:23 PM
Author: razzle indigo locale codepig

at least 15 people here have seen me; ask any of the regulars.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#3378324)





Date: July 22nd, 2005 1:25 PM
Author: Jade Gaping Tanning Salon

I'm trying to become a regular.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#3378351)





Date: July 22nd, 2005 1:21 PM
Author: Drunken athletic conference ratface

Die, you skinny, big-tittied bitch. Just fucking die.

Thank you. That is all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#3378307)





Date: July 22nd, 2005 1:22 PM
Author: razzle indigo locale codepig

ehh, i'm not all that skinny.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#3378316)





Date: July 22nd, 2005 1:24 PM
Author: Yellow frozen box office mood

Yes, that's how it is with me too, but I'm sure you're slimmer than me. I'm a 4/6 on bottom, but an 8/10 on top. I get annoyed at S/M/L sizings, because big boobs doesn't necessarily make me a large; the tops are usually too much fabric everywhere except the chest. Do you mind me asking your height & weight? You may be inspiration for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#3378338)





Date: July 22nd, 2005 1:27 PM
Author: razzle indigo locale codepig

5'5 around 125. i'm really not all that skinny. i have boobs obviously and a round butt, though not much hips.

i try *a lot* of stuff on in general because i'm hard to fit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#3378374)





Date: July 22nd, 2005 1:31 PM
Author: Yellow frozen box office mood

Shit I'm the same height and you don't weigh that much less than me... but my hips and butt are not substantial at all, and I'm only moderately toned. Must lose 10 lbs... thanks for the reminder.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#3378421)





Date: July 22nd, 2005 1:16 PM
Author: Disturbing sadistic resort trust fund

Just to recap, you ARE coming to WUSTL, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#3378249)





Date: July 22nd, 2005 1:17 PM
Author: razzle indigo locale codepig

yeah, i'll be there. 8/15. damn them for making ours so early.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#3378258)





Date: July 22nd, 2005 1:19 PM
Author: Disturbing sadistic resort trust fund

NICE!!!

I mean, uh, welcome to my school. I hope you will find your stay here pleasant.

I'll be there on 8/20 running a bullshit orientation for 2Ls dumb enough to succeed in the write-on competition.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#3378279)





Date: July 22nd, 2005 1:20 PM
Author: razzle indigo locale codepig

ty.

i'm sure it'll be better than the regular orientation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#3378296)





Date: July 22nd, 2005 1:29 PM
Author: Amber bearded brunch tattoo

I forgot to succeed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#3378406)





Date: July 22nd, 2005 1:20 PM
Author: Amber bearded brunch tattoo

Yeah, orientation was too long when it was 2 or 3 days, now it is way to long. Oh well, I'm sure you'll find some way to busy yourself...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#3378293)





Date: July 22nd, 2005 1:21 PM
Author: razzle indigo locale codepig

it looks looong and boring.

yeah, hopefully i'll meet some cool people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#3378304)





Date: July 22nd, 2005 1:24 PM
Author: Disturbing sadistic resort trust fund

I thought you were going to orientation at WUSTL. Doesn't that preclude meeting "cool" people?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#3378339)





Date: July 22nd, 2005 1:25 PM
Author: razzle indigo locale codepig

lol.

well it's mandatory so i assume there'll be at least a few in the entire 1L class....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#3378349)





Date: July 22nd, 2005 1:27 PM
Author: Disturbing sadistic resort trust fund

I hear 3L divorced dudes are the COOLEST.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#3378378)





Date: July 22nd, 2005 1:28 PM
Author: razzle indigo locale codepig

lol. i'll keep that in mind.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#3378392)





Date: July 22nd, 2005 1:27 PM
Author: Hateful Nursing Home

thats a bad assumption

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#3378383)





Date: July 22nd, 2005 1:28 PM
Author: Amber bearded brunch tattoo

Hope in one hand...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#3378399)





Date: October 6th, 2005 4:20 PM
Author: useless orchid parlor son of senegal

Bump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#3987490)





Date: October 6th, 2005 10:01 PM
Author: useless orchid parlor son of senegal

Come on, y'all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#3989640)





Date: November 11th, 2005 9:52 AM
Author: useless orchid parlor son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#4266596)





Date: November 11th, 2005 9:55 AM
Author: Nudist metal round eye native

Holy shit. Stuff was funnier in the before times, in the long ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#4266614)





Date: November 11th, 2005 10:03 AM
Author: territorial supple patrolman

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#4266650)





Date: November 11th, 2005 11:23 AM
Author: big know-it-all orchestra pit reading party

Oh good, I didn't post in this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#4266918)





Date: November 11th, 2005 11:31 AM
Author: useless orchid parlor son of senegal

Play along, fat ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#4266969)





Date: November 11th, 2005 11:33 AM
Author: big know-it-all orchestra pit reading party

Nah. I prefer to keep the mystery alive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#4266987)





Date: December 11th, 2005 1:18 PM
Author: Pearly forum

This was my thought also.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#4527630)





Date: December 11th, 2005 1:18 PM
Author: Carmine Judgmental Institution Boistinker

don't be a prude...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#4527631)





Date: December 11th, 2005 1:19 PM
Author: Pearly forum

Ha. That's funny.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#4527635)





Date: December 11th, 2005 1:20 PM
Author: Carmine Judgmental Institution Boistinker

so describing the bruise on your ass is fine, but describing your undergarments isn't? absurd.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#4527641)





Date: December 11th, 2005 1:23 PM
Author: Pearly forum

My bruise is freakin' gross and I was (and am) kind of sad about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#4527651)





Date: December 11th, 2005 1:24 PM
Author: Carmine Judgmental Institution Boistinker

i'm just messing w/you anyway. is the bruise doing any better?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#4527652)





Date: December 11th, 2005 1:26 PM
Author: Pearly forum

I haven't really looked at it today. As of yesterday, half of it was healing and the other half looked just as bad as it always has. It still hurts.

Thanks for asking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#4527661)





Date: December 11th, 2005 1:57 PM
Author: hairless stead turdskin

what happened?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#4527807)





Date: December 11th, 2005 2:00 PM
Author: Pearly forum

I fell down a flight of stairs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#4527821)





Date: December 11th, 2005 5:43 PM
Author: hairless stead turdskin

ouch, sorry to hear that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#4529591)





Date: December 11th, 2005 5:51 PM
Author: Pearly forum

Thanks. I feel a lot better now than I felt that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#4529651)





Date: December 11th, 2005 6:12 PM
Author: big know-it-all orchestra pit reading party

Just checked again. Still proud to say I remain as mysterious as ever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#4529854)





Date: November 27th, 2005 5:01 PM
Author: Galvanic Brethren Therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#4396085)





Date: December 11th, 2005 12:42 PM
Author: Carmine Judgmental Institution Boistinker

...and bump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#4527349)





Date: December 11th, 2005 1:38 PM
Author: Drunken athletic conference ratface

No bra. Small cans. Olive drab cotton bikini-cut panties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#4527696)





Date: December 11th, 2005 1:56 PM
Author: Nubile bright deer antler

You answered this thread twice now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#4527798)





Date: December 11th, 2005 1:57 PM
Author: Drunken athletic conference ratface

Three times I thought.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#4527806)





Date: December 11th, 2005 1:59 PM
Author: Nubile bright deer antler

My bad. You know, instead of complaining about your boobs, you should just find a guy with small hands.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#4527819)





Date: December 11th, 2005 2:01 PM
Author: Drunken athletic conference ratface

I did. And I discovered the common wisdom re: small hands is true.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#4527835)





Date: December 11th, 2005 2:02 PM
Author: Nubile bright deer antler

I did not know that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#4527840)





Date: December 11th, 2005 5:50 PM
Author: comical point headpube

Small hands: small gloves?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#4529639)





Date: July 16th, 2006 10:10 PM
Author: Nudist metal round eye native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#6228541)





Date: July 16th, 2006 10:11 PM
Author: Doobsian arousing whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#6228552)





Date: July 16th, 2006 10:11 PM
Author: Nudist metal round eye native

pewp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#6228557)





Date: December 11th, 2005 5:57 PM
Author: painfully honest autistic space

This thread reminds me of the good old days of paychecks...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#4529708)





Date: January 4th, 2006 5:13 PM
Author: Emerald razzmatazz locus

The men on this thread are disgusting pigs.

Women, you don't have to be treated like this. Rise up and join your feminist sisters!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#4733724)





Date: January 20th, 2006 9:37 PM
Author: useless orchid parlor son of senegal

Eh, why not. I'm apparently not going back out until 11.

Participate, ladies.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#4870516)





Date: January 20th, 2006 9:48 PM
Author: Nudist metal round eye native

By the way, I emailed you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#4870660)





Date: January 20th, 2006 9:49 PM
Author: Drunken athletic conference ratface

Nothing! Just got out of the shower. Will update, though.

Cans: Still small. But still perky, at least. That's the only benefit besides jogging-related issues.

Edit: Light purple panties and tan bra. What a letdown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#4870676)





Date: January 20th, 2006 10:14 PM
Author: Awkward Bawdyhouse

Please describe your pussy too. I want as many details as possible. Hair situation?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#4870857)





Date: January 21st, 2006 1:05 AM
Author: Nubile bright deer antler

You've officially participated too much in this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#4872247)





Date: January 20th, 2006 9:39 PM
Author: Nudist metal round eye native

I love this thread, and HRP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#4870541)





Date: January 20th, 2006 9:57 PM
Author: concupiscible chrome personal credit line principal's office

is this all that you think or talk about? why should people here describe their underwear to you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#4870740)





Date: January 20th, 2006 9:58 PM
Author: Nudist metal round eye native

You make baby Jesus cry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#4870759)





Date: January 20th, 2006 10:00 PM
Author: concupiscible chrome personal credit line principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#4870765)





Date: January 21st, 2006 1:07 AM
Author: big know-it-all orchestra pit reading party

Still not participating.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#4872256)





Date: January 21st, 2006 1:20 AM
Author: violent racy stag film

I'll buy more copies of Doughnut if you do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#4872364)





Date: January 21st, 2006 1:38 AM
Author: poppy yapping fanboi hissy fit

TITCR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#4872526)





Date: January 21st, 2006 1:37 AM
Author: poppy yapping fanboi hissy fit

only on xo would this thread get 200+ responses. What is WRONG with people?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#4872519)





Date: January 21st, 2006 1:46 AM
Author: shimmering laughsome pit

we like boobs. weird, huh?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#4872617)





Date: January 26th, 2006 8:19 PM
Author: Nudist metal round eye native

Do Eht!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#4916356)





Date: January 26th, 2006 8:22 PM
Author: motley hilarious partner crotch

Panties: Lacy black and gray booty shorts

Cans: 36C, soft, fairly perky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#4916379)





Date: January 26th, 2006 8:27 PM
Author: Curious generalized bond

shit, the chicks lie on here more than the guys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#4916448)





Date: January 26th, 2006 8:28 PM
Author: Nudist metal round eye native

yeah, how utterly different from real life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#4916462)





Date: January 26th, 2006 8:30 PM
Author: Curious generalized bond

it's amazing how I don't bump into 34dds every fucking day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#4916476)





Date: January 26th, 2006 8:31 PM
Author: motley hilarious partner crotch

well, everyone knows I, at least, am telling the truth on this one.

i suspect most girls on this thread are being pretty honest, too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#4916486)





Date: January 26th, 2006 8:32 PM
Author: Nudist metal round eye native

Yep, we've seen your cans and panties. Good showing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#4916500)





Date: January 28th, 2006 6:13 PM
Author: Galvanic Brethren Therapy

Put on something nice for tonight ladies, it's Saturday night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#4931697)





Date: February 3rd, 2006 3:16 PM
Author: startled orange antidepressant drug

The Exchequer bumps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#4985787)





Date: February 20th, 2006 9:47 AM
Author: Nudist metal round eye native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#5138045)





Date: February 23rd, 2006 6:19 PM
Author: Nudist metal round eye native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#5167238)





Date: April 3rd, 2006 6:39 PM
Author: Nudist metal round eye native

absolutely no reason not to bump this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#5503997)





Date: May 25th, 2006 6:47 PM
Author: swashbuckling wrinkle parlour

( . ) ( . )

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#5853732)





Date: May 25th, 2006 7:02 PM
Author: Diverse national puppy

I can't be the only chick on this board with large nipples. *cries*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#5853814)





Date: May 30th, 2006 12:24 PM
Author: lavender indecent stage

I should've never left last year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#5879074)





Date: May 30th, 2006 12:26 PM
Author: fishy domesticated theater candlestick maker

One of the finer moments in xoxo's history.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#5879080)





Date: May 30th, 2006 12:32 PM
Author: lavender indecent stage

Yea, this is a most excellent thread, shame I wasn't around for it the first time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#5879096)





Date: June 8th, 2006 11:13 AM
Author: Nudist metal round eye native

Do it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#5937937)





Date: July 5th, 2006 9:32 PM
Author: Green multi-colored french chef

bump for earlier reference.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#6146617)





Date: July 5th, 2006 9:34 PM
Author: lavender indecent stage

This thread makes me miss Susie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#6146639)





Date: July 16th, 2006 10:12 PM
Author: Galvanic Brethren Therapy

it makes me miss her cans and panties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#6228571)





Date: July 16th, 2006 10:13 PM
Author: Nudist metal round eye native

and seeing what she looks like sleeping so peacefully next to me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#6228580)





Date: July 16th, 2006 10:14 PM
Author: Galvanic Brethren Therapy

oh my dearest susie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#6228589)





Date: July 16th, 2006 10:15 PM
Author: Nudist metal round eye native

i luv u 2 much!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#6228591)





Date: July 16th, 2006 10:17 PM
Author: Doobsian arousing whorehouse

OH MY DEBBIE

MY CRUCIAL HEAD

ETC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#6228600)





Date: December 1st, 2006 11:15 AM
Author: hairless stead turdskin

& jakki

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#7109639)





Date: August 31st, 2006 5:16 PM
Author: Jade Gaping Tanning Salon

This is a classic thread. We need to revive it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#6534149)





Date: November 5th, 2006 6:27 PM
Author: Green multi-colored french chef

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#6928765)





Date: December 15th, 2006 2:44 PM
Author: Cheese-eating Senate Striped Hyena

PricklyApple: it's your turn. Put up or shut up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#7228144)





Date: December 15th, 2006 3:29 PM
Author: hairraiser ticket booth community account

that shut her up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#7228481)





Date: December 15th, 2006 3:33 PM
Author: Opaque exhilarant pistol

This thread made me laugh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#7228500)





Date: December 15th, 2006 3:34 PM
Author: hairraiser ticket booth community account

pls describe your cans and panties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#7228510)





Date: December 15th, 2006 3:35 PM
Author: big know-it-all orchestra pit reading party

Never gonna happen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#7228514)





Date: December 15th, 2006 3:36 PM
Author: Jade Gaping Tanning Salon

tytyty

I'll consider this an early Hanukkah gift.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#7228519)





Date: December 15th, 2006 4:00 PM
Author: Cheese-eating Senate Striped Hyena

you used to talk about your panties all the time. VS v-strings, if I recall correctly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#7228654)





Date: January 12th, 2007 1:52 AM
Author: Galvanic Brethren Therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#7401810)





Date: January 28th, 2007 10:17 PM
Author: Vigorous lemon prole home

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#7503027)





Date: August 10th, 2007 5:20 PM
Author: Vibrant Keepsake Machete

there are a number of purportedly female posters who have not responded to this vital thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#8499781)





Date: November 6th, 2008 9:58 AM
Author: Self-absorbed beady-eyed internal respiration

DESCRIBE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#10334180)





Date: November 6th, 2008 12:27 PM
Author: dark insanely creepy pocket flask lodge

I couldn't remember if I answered this or not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#10334589)





Date: November 6th, 2008 12:33 PM
Author: sinister theater stage

Look for a post by "182 pounds of fat chick"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#10334605)





Date: November 6th, 2008 12:49 PM
Author: dark insanely creepy pocket flask lodge

Nope, didn't answer it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#10334644)