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Women: Describe your cans and panties.

What do your nips look like? How big are the fatpuppies? W...
Blue fantasy-prone whorehouse selfie
  05/04/05
Normal. Normal. Red. Blue. A couple days ago, th...
Sexy Jewess Windowlicker
  05/04/05
Efficient. You are a good American.
Blue fantasy-prone whorehouse selfie
  05/04/05
"If you adorn your flapjabbies with pretty thingflippie...
nubile center associate
  05/04/05
That was the best post ever. I have (unsuccessfully) search...
odious nursing home
  05/04/05
It's the conclusion of my Law Review write-on.
nubile center associate
  05/04/05
What was that post, originally?
Painfully honest know-it-all casino police squad
  05/04/05
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=118105&mc=...
nubile center associate
  05/04/05
Fuck, I love HRP and Skeletor.
Red vengeful lay foreskin
  05/04/05
Actually, I assumed you'd written what Skeletor quoted.
Blue fantasy-prone whorehouse selfie
  05/04/05
I'm humbled that you thought it was me, but it simply goes t...
Red vengeful lay foreskin
  05/04/05
Normal, I guess. Haven't seen too many nipples in my day bu...
Pearl church
  05/04/05
Your willingness to participate in these types of threads is...
nubile center associate
  05/04/05
even if she left out the panty color
Maize vibrant deer antler
  05/04/05
White and brown, obviously. I think that is generally to be ...
nubile center associate
  05/04/05
Though that was not asked for explicitly in HRP's query, I s...
Pearl church
  05/04/05
Way to make me look like a slob by actually matching them.
Sexy Jewess Windowlicker
  05/04/05
It is not an everyday occurance, I must admit. I did laundr...
Pearl church
  05/04/05
WE HAVE A MATCH!!! fwiw, my opinion of you somehow manage...
Maize vibrant deer antler
  05/04/05
yeah
Glittery silver national dragon
  05/04/05
The circuit is complete. Now I have a boner.
Carnelian flickering den rigpig
  05/04/05
Boner. My boxers are pink. Gay?
Blue fantasy-prone whorehouse selfie
  05/04/05
Naw, not gay. Cotton?
Pearl church
  05/04/05
Cotton, comfy, standard Gap.
Blue fantasy-prone whorehouse selfie
  05/04/05
Good. Cotton boxers or boxer-briefs are my favorite.
Pearl church
  05/04/05
I'm wearing blueberry edible drawers.
nubile center associate
  05/04/05
I change my mind. *Those* are my favorite.
Pearl church
  05/04/05
I switch everyday between standard cotton boxers and boxerbr...
Blue fantasy-prone whorehouse selfie
  05/04/05
8============D <3
talking dog poop set
  05/04/05
180
Bat-shit-crazy Razzle-dazzle Garrison Brethren
  09/17/05
I LOVE boxer-briefs. I really do think they look hot.
Sexy Jewess Windowlicker
  05/04/05
My god, perfect. Are your nipples light brownish or pinki...
Blue fantasy-prone whorehouse selfie
  05/04/05
I just closed my office door to look. Really. Not really...
Pearl church
  05/04/05
Excuse me, I need to go masturbate now.
Carnelian flickering den rigpig
  05/04/05
TTIWWP
Maize vibrant deer antler
  05/04/05
?
Glittery silver national dragon
  05/04/05
what gets them hard, susie? do you like nibbles?
talking dog poop set
  05/04/05
Gentle nibbling is acceptable, but I prefer kissing or some ...
Pearl church
  05/04/05
duly noted. when on top, have you ever guided the lucky gen...
talking dog poop set
  05/04/05
Yup. My last bf really liked when I did this.
Pearl church
  05/04/05
*fawn*
talking dog poop set
  05/04/05
Those are my favorite kind. You are a beautiful soul.
Blue fantasy-prone whorehouse selfie
  05/04/05
Thanks...you're being very kind today.
Pearl church
  05/04/05
okay that is squirt-worthy
frum liquid oxygen shrine
  06/05/05
180
honey-headed clown
  06/06/05
bump
Spectacular Carmine Menage Striped Hyena
  01/12/07
White Granny panties w/ holes!
Charismatic insecure faggot firefighter
  05/04/05
Hot.
Sexy Jewess Windowlicker
  05/04/05
Expect responses like: "hawt, if the hole is in the rig...
Pearl church
  05/04/05
Your cans look like white granny panties with holes?
Flesh haunted graveyard address
  05/04/05
See, I'm turned on by those as well.
Blue fantasy-prone whorehouse selfie
  05/04/05
not as bad as flesh colored.
floppy pistol
  07/22/05
harrison, my heart, the board needs more of you.
talking dog poop set
  05/04/05
Phew! After getting all worked up over AA for the first time...
Pea-brained anal roommate roast beef
  05/04/05
And lots of self-esteem to boot.
Sexy Jewess Windowlicker
  05/04/05
I'll say it since everyone's too pussy to, that's kinda hot....
mewling burgundy affirmative action
  05/04/05
Normal. Big. White. Light pink thong. Shaved wit...
bossy ruddy factory reset button
  05/04/05
normal 34D blue bra white lace completely waxed
Mint Contagious Community Account Stead
  05/04/05
...
Blue fantasy-prone whorehouse selfie
  05/26/05
...
turquoise orchestra pit puppy
  05/26/05
And yet you won't take the pipe? Poor.
Blue fantasy-prone whorehouse selfie
  05/26/05
normal nips 34B matching blue lace bra and bikinis ...
seedy topaz chapel feces
  05/26/05
yawn
primrose crotch
  05/26/05
*hard*
Aphrodisiac fighting headpube
  12/11/05
Bump for the ladies.
Blue fantasy-prone whorehouse selfie
  06/05/05
apparently everyone has "normal" nipples.
turquoise orchestra pit puppy
  06/05/05
we need more threads like this
frum liquid oxygen shrine
  06/05/05
Too few women have answered this question. It's not hard.
Blue fantasy-prone whorehouse selfie
  06/07/05
What do your nips look like? Brown. Round. Like many. ...
floppy pistol
  06/07/05
...
Blue fantasy-prone whorehouse selfie
  06/16/05
...
Maize vibrant deer antler
  07/14/05
...
garnet dilemma laser beams
  07/14/05
Exhibits are always appreciated. Thx.
disrespectful boyish station
  01/20/06
Susie, Dogshit, and GardenVariety, please.
Blue fantasy-prone whorehouse selfie
  07/22/05
I haven't showered, gotten dresssed, or, obviously, left my ...
Pearl church
  07/22/05
I love the way girls look in the morning, disheveled with me...
Blue fantasy-prone whorehouse selfie
  07/22/05
Maybe it's because of the cutesy screenname, but you serious...
Sexy Jewess Windowlicker
  07/22/05
You think "Susie Derkins" is cutsey? Hmph. I nev...
Pearl church
  07/22/05
HAWT
crusty high-end azn cumskin
  07/22/05
Hey Homer. How's the new(-ish) job going?
Pearl church
  07/22/05
good. I like it. Better than the last one. We haven...
crusty high-end azn cumskin
  07/22/05
I just emailed you.
Pearl church
  07/22/05
Nude pics?
Blue fantasy-prone whorehouse selfie
  07/22/05
wrote back, with nude pics.
crusty high-end azn cumskin
  07/22/05
Black bra that probably tackily shows through the blouse I'm...
Sexy Jewess Windowlicker
  07/22/05
Have you ever gotten a zit on or near your pussy?
Blue fantasy-prone whorehouse selfie
  07/22/05
Does an ingrown hair count? It was actually quite red and s...
Sexy Jewess Windowlicker
  07/22/05
I've had ingrown hairs, too. This is one reason I've been c...
Pearl church
  07/22/05
Yeah, I get razor burn pretty sometimes, but it usually goes...
Sexy Jewess Windowlicker
  07/22/05
The girls who wax pussy for a living have, let's face it, a ...
Blue fantasy-prone whorehouse selfie
  07/22/05
I got movement just thinking about one girl waxing another.
Galvanic abode mad cow disease
  07/22/05
You didn't answer the shaved part.
Galvanic abode mad cow disease
  07/22/05
Oh, typical wedge. Shaved. I'm very tomboy and low-mainten...
Sexy Jewess Windowlicker
  07/22/05
The new girlfriend does the small square shaving. Like a li...
Galvanic abode mad cow disease
  07/22/05
Divorce has treated you right.
Blue fantasy-prone whorehouse selfie
  07/22/05
So far, so good. Honestly, every aspect of my life has impr...
Galvanic abode mad cow disease
  07/22/05
*Sighs longingly*
Ebony soul-stirring legend
  07/22/05
I'll bet being a widower would get you even more props than ...
Galvanic abode mad cow disease
  07/22/05
Accessory much? *Sighs* I don't know.
Ebony soul-stirring legend
  07/22/05
But, being honest for a moment, my life improved because my ...
Galvanic abode mad cow disease
  07/22/05
Probably not. But then again, I'm a pretty happy guy. ...
Ebony soul-stirring legend
  07/22/05
This is correct, Stabby. And in the end, she'll deal.
Blue fantasy-prone whorehouse selfie
  07/22/05
Right. Or not, whichever.
Ebony soul-stirring legend
  07/22/05
I'd love to hear her side of the story, Stabby.
Exhilarant hell
  07/22/05
She moved away from her hometown (which she likes) to a TTT ...
Ebony soul-stirring legend
  07/22/05
Advice not asked for: Finish law school, get a job, make no ...
Exhilarant hell
  07/22/05
I'm 49.
Ebony soul-stirring legend
  07/22/05
Bullshit. I am (48 actually).
Exhilarant hell
  07/22/05
OK, but I am 27 and she is 26.
Ebony soul-stirring legend
  07/22/05
Yeah, I knew that. Babies.
Exhilarant hell
  07/22/05
I hate babies.
Ebony soul-stirring legend
  07/22/05
I meant you & wifey. But hating rugrats is an ok thing f...
Exhilarant hell
  07/22/05
I like you, Stabby.
Blue fantasy-prone whorehouse selfie
  07/22/05
Wanna get marrried?
Ebony soul-stirring legend
  07/22/05
Our livers wouldn't last till Christmas.
Blue fantasy-prone whorehouse selfie
  07/22/05
I'll never learn.
Ebony soul-stirring legend
  07/22/05
When I first got back with my girlfriend, I thought one bene...
Blue fantasy-prone whorehouse selfie
  07/22/05
I'm a pretty happy guy, too. It took years of being unhappy...
Galvanic abode mad cow disease
  07/22/05
Yeah. Right. Whatever, we'll see. We'll have to get...
Ebony soul-stirring legend
  07/22/05
Yeah. There will definitely be some drinking taking place. ...
Galvanic abode mad cow disease
  07/22/05
Depends...if going out with guys to pick up women (them, not...
Ebony soul-stirring legend
  07/22/05
I despise Pin Up, but the rest of those are sweet. My group...
Galvanic abode mad cow disease
  07/22/05
This is correct. We are going to a stank dive tonight tha...
Blue fantasy-prone whorehouse selfie
  07/22/05
Yeah. The real benefit to the stank dives is the drink pric...
Galvanic abode mad cow disease
  07/22/05
Well, duh. I have been going this for going on 10 years n...
Ebony soul-stirring legend
  07/22/05
That's solid, though Ketel One >> Grey Goose.
Galvanic abode mad cow disease
  07/22/05
I also prefer lower key and stank. The nicer places in Clay...
Ebony soul-stirring legend
  07/22/05
I just like to hang outside of Rosati Cain.
Galvanic abode mad cow disease
  07/22/05
You're a divorce (accent on last e), not a divorcee. The lat...
Exhilarant hell
  07/22/05
Ah. Good to know. Fucking french people.
Galvanic abode mad cow disease
  07/22/05
mais oui
Exhilarant hell
  07/22/05
I guess I don't really like anything that is shaped so it lo...
Sexy Jewess Windowlicker
  07/22/05
I suppose I just appreciate the effort that goes into a chia...
Galvanic abode mad cow disease
  07/22/05
Only two things cross my mind about the subject: 1. Than...
Blue fantasy-prone whorehouse selfie
  07/22/05
I want a chick to shave my initials into it. Or a Cleveland...
Galvanic abode mad cow disease
  07/22/05
And, of course, I'll let him shave it all off every once in ...
Sexy Jewess Windowlicker
  07/22/05
I actually don't like shaving it myself. I've never liked d...
Blue fantasy-prone whorehouse selfie
  07/22/05
Yeah... shaving for her is no fun. It feels like work and I...
Galvanic abode mad cow disease
  07/22/05
Basically. Plus, I like the element of surprise, and I li...
Blue fantasy-prone whorehouse selfie
  07/22/05
I once went down on a girl who had her shit pierced. Weird ...
Galvanic abode mad cow disease
  07/22/05
I'm not a fan of this, either. At all. Not in life, not ev...
Blue fantasy-prone whorehouse selfie
  07/22/05
Nope. I almost feel bad for the hairy clam. What did it do...
Galvanic abode mad cow disease
  07/22/05
Really? I've had several boyfriends who loved it. I think ...
Sexy Jewess Windowlicker
  07/22/05
I love that you called it an axewound
Maize vibrant deer antler
  09/17/05
Great thread.
odious nursing home
  07/22/05
What do your nips look like? Pinkish/brownish. Large areola...
Arousing bonkers office
  07/22/05
you're a dd and you feel fine in a seamless bra?
floppy pistol
  07/22/05
I hate seams showing thru. They make great underwire bras no...
Arousing bonkers office
  07/22/05
where do you get them from? I need some good bras. VS look...
floppy pistol
  07/22/05
I don't think VS is good for D & DD. I just hunt real ha...
Arousing bonkers office
  07/22/05
i guess i'll play: What do your nips look like? pinkish,...
Alcoholic indigo bawdyhouse
  07/22/05
jakki!!! some of us are at work here, stop that.
violent swashbuckling personal credit line
  07/22/05
my bad. i didn't start the thread though, just answering.. ...
Alcoholic indigo bawdyhouse
  07/22/05
I can't even get up from my desk now for awhile.
violent swashbuckling personal credit line
  07/22/05
awwwww. lol. :)
Alcoholic indigo bawdyhouse
  07/22/05
same here, jeez! wow jakki.
Aphrodisiac fighting headpube
  05/30/06
That's my dream bra size... slim but stacked. I used to be a...
Arousing bonkers office
  07/22/05
yeah, they're not easy to come buy and generally not cheap w...
Alcoholic indigo bawdyhouse
  07/22/05
32D and size 4/6? HAWT.
multi-colored swollen background story area
  07/22/05
awww, ty.
Alcoholic indigo bawdyhouse
  07/22/05
How's the face?
multi-colored swollen background story area
  07/22/05
at least 15 people here have seen me; ask any of the regular...
Alcoholic indigo bawdyhouse
  07/22/05
I'm trying to become a regular.
multi-colored swollen background story area
  07/22/05
Die, you skinny, big-tittied bitch. Just fucking die. Th...
Sexy Jewess Windowlicker
  07/22/05
ehh, i'm not all that skinny.
Alcoholic indigo bawdyhouse
  07/22/05
Yes, that's how it is with me too, but I'm sure you're slimm...
Arousing bonkers office
  07/22/05
5'5 around 125. i'm really not all that skinny. i have bo...
Alcoholic indigo bawdyhouse
  07/22/05
Shit I'm the same height and you don't weigh that much less ...
Arousing bonkers office
  07/22/05
Just to recap, you ARE coming to WUSTL, right?
Galvanic abode mad cow disease
  07/22/05
yeah, i'll be there. 8/15. damn them for making ours so ea...
Alcoholic indigo bawdyhouse
  07/22/05
NICE!!! I mean, uh, welcome to my school. I hope you wil...
Galvanic abode mad cow disease
  07/22/05
ty. i'm sure it'll be better than the regular orientati...
Alcoholic indigo bawdyhouse
  07/22/05
I forgot to succeed.
Ebony soul-stirring legend
  07/22/05
Yeah, orientation was too long when it was 2 or 3 days, now ...
Ebony soul-stirring legend
  07/22/05
it looks looong and boring. yeah, hopefully i'll meet so...
Alcoholic indigo bawdyhouse
  07/22/05
I thought you were going to orientation at WUSTL. Doesn't t...
Galvanic abode mad cow disease
  07/22/05
lol. well it's mandatory so i assume there'll be at lea...
Alcoholic indigo bawdyhouse
  07/22/05
I hear 3L divorced dudes are the COOLEST.
Galvanic abode mad cow disease
  07/22/05
lol. i'll keep that in mind.
Alcoholic indigo bawdyhouse
  07/22/05
thats a bad assumption
Slate electric keepsake machete doctorate
  07/22/05
Hope in one hand...
Ebony soul-stirring legend
  07/22/05
Bump.
Blue fantasy-prone whorehouse selfie
  10/06/05
Come on, y'all.
Blue fantasy-prone whorehouse selfie
  10/06/05
...
Blue fantasy-prone whorehouse selfie
  11/11/05
Holy shit. Stuff was funnier in the before times, in the lo...
violent blood rage parlor
  11/11/05
lol
Domesticated Sneaky Criminal Dopamine
  11/11/05
Oh good, I didn't post in this thread.
Sickened Mind-boggling Partner
  11/11/05
Play along, fat ass.
Blue fantasy-prone whorehouse selfie
  11/11/05
Nah. I prefer to keep the mystery alive.
Sickened Mind-boggling Partner
  11/11/05
This was my thought also.
out-of-control university
  12/11/05
don't be a prude...
Adventurous pearly locus
  12/11/05
Ha. That's funny.
out-of-control university
  12/11/05
so describing the bruise on your ass is fine, but describing...
Adventurous pearly locus
  12/11/05
My bruise is freakin' gross and I was (and am) kind of sad a...
out-of-control university
  12/11/05
i'm just messing w/you anyway. is the bruise doing any bette...
Adventurous pearly locus
  12/11/05
I haven't really looked at it today. As of yesterday, half ...
out-of-control university
  12/11/05
what happened?
Aphrodisiac fighting headpube
  12/11/05
I fell down a flight of stairs.
out-of-control university
  12/11/05
ouch, sorry to hear that.
Aphrodisiac fighting headpube
  12/11/05
Thanks. I feel a lot better now than I felt that night.
out-of-control university
  12/11/05
Just checked again. Still proud to say I remain as mysteriou...
Sickened Mind-boggling Partner
  12/11/05
...
Maize vibrant deer antler
  11/27/05
...and bump.
Adventurous pearly locus
  12/11/05
No bra. Small cans. Olive drab cotton bikini-cut panties.
Sexy Jewess Windowlicker
  12/11/05
You answered this thread twice now.
Hairraiser Codepig Pocket Flask
  12/11/05
Three times I thought.
Sexy Jewess Windowlicker
  12/11/05
My bad. You know, instead of complaining about your boobs, y...
Hairraiser Codepig Pocket Flask
  12/11/05
I did. And I discovered the common wisdom re: small hands i...
Sexy Jewess Windowlicker
  12/11/05
I did not know that.
Hairraiser Codepig Pocket Flask
  12/11/05
Small hands: small gloves?
180 Grizzly Potus
  12/11/05
...
violent blood rage parlor
  07/16/06
...
onyx excitant principal's office main people
  07/16/06
pewp
violent blood rage parlor
  07/16/06
This thread reminds me of the good old days of paychecks...
Beady-eyed Ivory State
  12/11/05
The men on this thread are disgusting pigs. Women, you do...
impertinent stimulating space
  01/04/06
Eh, why not. I'm apparently not going back out until 11. ...
Blue fantasy-prone whorehouse selfie
  01/20/06
By the way, I emailed you.
violent blood rage parlor
  01/20/06
Nothing! Just got out of the shower. Will update, though. ...
Sexy Jewess Windowlicker
  01/20/06
Please describe your pussy too. I want as many details as po...
jet-lagged exciting home
  01/20/06
You've officially participated too much in this thread.
Hairraiser Codepig Pocket Flask
  01/21/06
I love this thread, and HRP
violent blood rage parlor
  01/20/06
is this all that you think or talk about? why should people ...
disturbing hissy fit
  01/20/06
You make baby Jesus cry.
violent blood rage parlor
  01/20/06
...
disturbing hissy fit
  01/20/06
Still not participating.
Sickened Mind-boggling Partner
  01/21/06
I'll buy more copies of Doughnut if you do.
Talented abnormal internal respiration people who are hurt
  01/21/06
TITCR
dashing rebellious tanning salon
  01/21/06
only on xo would this thread get 200+ responses. What is WRO...
dashing rebellious tanning salon
  01/21/06
we like boobs. weird, huh?
frum liquid oxygen shrine
  01/21/06
Do Eht!
violent blood rage parlor
  01/26/06
Panties: Lacy black and gray booty shorts Cans: 36C, soft, ...
mauve locale
  01/26/06
shit, the chicks lie on here more than the guys
wonderful queen of the night masturbator
  01/26/06
yeah, how utterly different from real life.
violent blood rage parlor
  01/26/06
it's amazing how I don't bump into 34dds every fucking day.
wonderful queen of the night masturbator
  01/26/06
well, everyone knows I, at least, am telling the truth on th...
mauve locale
  01/26/06
Yep, we've seen your cans and panties. Good showing.
violent blood rage parlor
  01/26/06
Put on something nice for tonight ladies, it's Saturday nigh...
Maize vibrant deer antler
  01/28/06
The Exchequer bumps.
Cerise School Black Woman
  02/03/06
...
violent blood rage parlor
  02/20/06
...
violent blood rage parlor
  02/23/06
absolutely no reason not to bump this
violent blood rage parlor
  04/03/06
( . ) ( . )
Bisexual Splenetic Hospital
  05/25/06
I can't be the only chick on this board with large nipples. ...
cream location mexican
  05/25/06
I should've never left last year.
Aggressive Big Field Digit Ratio
  05/30/06
One of the finer moments in xoxo's history.
Racy coiffed faggotry
  05/30/06
Yea, this is a most excellent thread, shame I wasn't around ...
Aggressive Big Field Digit Ratio
  05/30/06
Do it
violent blood rage parlor
  06/08/06
bump for earlier reference.
vigorous milky mood pit
  07/05/06
This thread makes me miss Susie.
Aggressive Big Field Digit Ratio
  07/05/06
it makes me miss her cans and panties
Maize vibrant deer antler
  07/16/06
and seeing what she looks like sleeping so peacefully next t...
violent blood rage parlor
  07/16/06
oh my dearest susie
Maize vibrant deer antler
  07/16/06
i luv u 2 much!
violent blood rage parlor
  07/16/06
OH MY DEBBIE MY CRUCIAL HEAD ETC
onyx excitant principal's office main people
  07/16/06
& jakki
Aphrodisiac fighting headpube
  12/01/06
This is a classic thread. We need to revive it.
multi-colored swollen background story area
  08/31/06
bump
vigorous milky mood pit
  11/05/06
PricklyApple: it's your turn. Put up or shut up.
Cerebral trailer park
  12/15/06
that shut her up
orange senate
  12/15/06
This thread made me laugh
bipolar crackhouse chad
  12/15/06
pls describe your cans and panties.
orange senate
  12/15/06
Never gonna happen.
Sickened Mind-boggling Partner
  12/15/06
tytyty I'll consider this an early Hanukkah gift.
multi-colored swollen background story area
  12/15/06
you used to talk about your panties all the time. VS v-strin...
Cerebral trailer park
  12/15/06
...
Maize vibrant deer antler
  01/12/07
bump
Slippery twinkling gaping sandwich
  01/28/07
there are a number of purportedly female posters who have no...
Lime french chef institution
  08/10/07
DESCRIBE
smoky up-to-no-good stain gas station
  11/06/08
I couldn't remember if I answered this or not.
passionate meetinghouse
  11/06/08
Look for a post by "182 pounds of fat chick"
Irradiated stage mad-dog skullcap
  11/06/08
Nope, didn't answer it
passionate meetinghouse
  11/06/08


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Date: May 4th, 2005 1:51 PM
Author: Blue fantasy-prone whorehouse selfie

What do your nips look like? How big are the fatpuppies? What color bra are you wearing? Describe your underwear. Shaved?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#2697037)





Date: May 4th, 2005 1:52 PM
Author: Sexy Jewess Windowlicker

Normal.

Normal.

Red.

Blue.

A couple days ago, the typical wedge.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#2697046)





Date: May 4th, 2005 2:15 PM
Author: Blue fantasy-prone whorehouse selfie

Efficient. You are a good American.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#2697232)





Date: May 4th, 2005 1:54 PM
Author: nubile center associate

"If you adorn your flapjabbies with pretty thingflippies, they will float like puffy colorful happyclouds across my weeping facegravy, and I'll sing among my insides."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#2697057)





Date: May 4th, 2005 2:05 PM
Author: odious nursing home

That was the best post ever. I have (unsuccessfully) searched for it many times. I put it in my appellate brief.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#2697134)





Date: May 4th, 2005 2:06 PM
Author: nubile center associate

It's the conclusion of my Law Review write-on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#2697145)





Date: May 4th, 2005 2:08 PM
Author: Painfully honest know-it-all casino police squad

What was that post, originally?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#2697162)





Date: May 4th, 2005 2:11 PM
Author: nubile center associate

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=118105&mc=134&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#2697194)





Date: May 4th, 2005 2:23 PM
Author: Red vengeful lay foreskin

Fuck, I love HRP and Skeletor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#2697304)





Date: May 4th, 2005 2:29 PM
Author: Blue fantasy-prone whorehouse selfie

Actually, I assumed you'd written what Skeletor quoted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#2697354)





Date: May 4th, 2005 2:36 PM
Author: Red vengeful lay foreskin

I'm humbled that you thought it was me, but it simply goes to show that you've so often written brilliant statements that you can no more remember what you've written than you can dust nurseratchet's sugar tits with your creme de la witteligencia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#2697418)





Date: May 4th, 2005 1:57 PM
Author: Pearl church

Normal, I guess. Haven't seen too many nipples in my day but I'd say they're about average in size and what you'd expect in color for someone with my skin tone.

I'm a large b cup.

Purple bra.

Cotton bikini-cut panties.

Yeah, shaved but not totally bare.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#2697076)





Date: May 4th, 2005 2:03 PM
Author: nubile center associate

Your willingness to participate in these types of threads is always greatly appreciated, Derky.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#2697121)





Date: May 4th, 2005 2:04 PM
Author: Maize vibrant deer antler

even if she left out the panty color

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#2697128)





Date: May 4th, 2005 2:07 PM
Author: nubile center associate

White and brown, obviously. I think that is generally to be assumed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#2697156)





Date: May 4th, 2005 2:10 PM
Author: Pearl church

Though that was not asked for explicitly in HRP's query, I suppose I should have inferred it.

My panties are purple as well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#2697176)





Date: May 4th, 2005 2:11 PM
Author: Sexy Jewess Windowlicker

Way to make me look like a slob by actually matching them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#2697187)





Date: May 4th, 2005 2:12 PM
Author: Pearl church

It is not an everyday occurance, I must admit. I did laundry last night, though, and had a full complement of bras and panties from which to choose this morning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#2697203)





Date: May 4th, 2005 2:11 PM
Author: Maize vibrant deer antler

WE HAVE A MATCH!!!

fwiw, my opinion of you somehow managed to increase

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#2697191)





Date: May 4th, 2005 4:40 PM
Author: Glittery silver national dragon

yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#2698502)





Date: May 4th, 2005 2:12 PM
Author: Carnelian flickering den rigpig

The circuit is complete. Now I have a boner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#2697202)





Date: May 4th, 2005 2:14 PM
Author: Blue fantasy-prone whorehouse selfie

Boner.

My boxers are pink. Gay?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#2697224)





Date: May 4th, 2005 2:15 PM
Author: Pearl church

Naw, not gay. Cotton?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#2697231)





Date: May 4th, 2005 2:15 PM
Author: Blue fantasy-prone whorehouse selfie

Cotton, comfy, standard Gap.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#2697241)





Date: May 4th, 2005 2:18 PM
Author: Pearl church

Good.

Cotton boxers or boxer-briefs are my favorite.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#2697254)





Date: May 4th, 2005 2:19 PM
Author: nubile center associate

I'm wearing blueberry edible drawers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#2697266)





Date: May 4th, 2005 2:20 PM
Author: Pearl church

I change my mind.

*Those* are my favorite.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#2697276)





Date: May 4th, 2005 2:23 PM
Author: Blue fantasy-prone whorehouse selfie

I switch everyday between standard cotton boxers and boxerbriefs. Don't really know why. I like both. If I'm just hanging around the house, usually boxerbriefs since they feel warmer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#2697299)





Date: May 4th, 2005 2:25 PM
Author: talking dog poop set

8============D <3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#2697319)





Date: September 17th, 2005 8:33 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy Razzle-dazzle Garrison Brethren

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#3846082)





Date: May 4th, 2005 2:24 PM
Author: Sexy Jewess Windowlicker

I LOVE boxer-briefs. I really do think they look hot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#2697313)





Date: May 4th, 2005 2:12 PM
Author: Blue fantasy-prone whorehouse selfie

My god, perfect.

Are your nipples light brownish or pinkish?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#2697199)





Date: May 4th, 2005 2:14 PM
Author: Pearl church

I just closed my office door to look. Really.

Not really pink -- that's too light. I guess if I had to pick, I'd say more light brownish but not really *that* brown. The look darker when they get hard, however.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#2697226)





Date: May 4th, 2005 2:15 PM
Author: Carnelian flickering den rigpig

Excuse me, I need to go masturbate now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#2697235)





Date: May 4th, 2005 2:15 PM
Author: Maize vibrant deer antler

TTIWWP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#2697239)





Date: May 4th, 2005 4:41 PM
Author: Glittery silver national dragon

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#2698507)





Date: May 4th, 2005 2:19 PM
Author: talking dog poop set

what gets them hard, susie? do you like nibbles?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#2697259)





Date: May 4th, 2005 2:20 PM
Author: Pearl church

Gentle nibbling is acceptable, but I prefer kissing or some other softer form of stimulation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#2697271)





Date: May 4th, 2005 2:21 PM
Author: talking dog poop set

duly noted. when on top, have you ever guided the lucky gent's hands up toward your breasts?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#2697282)





Date: May 4th, 2005 2:22 PM
Author: Pearl church

Yup. My last bf really liked when I did this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#2697287)





Date: May 4th, 2005 2:23 PM
Author: talking dog poop set

*fawn*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#2697295)





Date: May 4th, 2005 2:19 PM
Author: Blue fantasy-prone whorehouse selfie

Those are my favorite kind.

You are a beautiful soul.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#2697268)





Date: May 4th, 2005 2:22 PM
Author: Pearl church

Thanks...you're being very kind today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#2697291)





Date: June 5th, 2005 11:14 PM
Author: frum liquid oxygen shrine

okay that is squirt-worthy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#2939942)





Date: June 6th, 2005 2:43 AM
Author: honey-headed clown

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#2941638)





Date: January 12th, 2007 3:20 AM
Author: Spectacular Carmine Menage Striped Hyena

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#7402331)





Date: May 4th, 2005 2:18 PM
Author: Charismatic insecure faggot firefighter

White Granny panties w/ holes!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#2697255)





Date: May 4th, 2005 2:19 PM
Author: Sexy Jewess Windowlicker

Hot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#2697263)





Date: May 4th, 2005 2:19 PM
Author: Pearl church

Expect responses like: "hawt, if the hole is in the right place!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#2697265)





Date: May 4th, 2005 2:20 PM
Author: Flesh haunted graveyard address

Your cans look like white granny panties with holes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#2697277)





Date: May 4th, 2005 2:21 PM
Author: Blue fantasy-prone whorehouse selfie

See, I'm turned on by those as well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#2697280)





Date: July 22nd, 2005 11:58 AM
Author: floppy pistol

not as bad as flesh colored.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#3377577)





Date: May 4th, 2005 2:26 PM
Author: talking dog poop set

harrison, my heart, the board needs more of you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#2697330)





Date: May 4th, 2005 2:31 PM
Author: Pea-brained anal roommate roast beef

Phew! After getting all worked up over AA for the first time and blowing off my steam it is nice to see THIS!

+1000 pts (+16,800 pts.)

I have no bra, lovely boobs with nice small-ish nips and white stretchy brazialian back string bikini panties concealing my trim triangle neat natural pubic hair arrangement.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#2697377)





Date: May 4th, 2005 2:44 PM
Author: Sexy Jewess Windowlicker

And lots of self-esteem to boot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#2697507)





Date: May 4th, 2005 5:26 PM
Author: mewling burgundy affirmative action

I'll say it since everyone's too pussy to, that's kinda hot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#2698823)





Date: May 4th, 2005 3:02 PM
Author: bossy ruddy factory reset button

Normal.

Big.

White.

Light pink thong.

Shaved with the typical triangle shaped area left.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#2697651)





Date: May 4th, 2005 5:14 PM
Author: Mint Contagious Community Account Stead

normal

34D

blue bra

white lace

completely waxed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#2698734)





Date: May 26th, 2005 1:43 PM
Author: Blue fantasy-prone whorehouse selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#2862762)





Date: May 26th, 2005 1:45 PM
Author: turquoise orchestra pit puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#2862773)





Date: May 26th, 2005 3:17 PM
Author: Blue fantasy-prone whorehouse selfie

And yet you won't take the pipe?

Poor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#2863376)





Date: May 26th, 2005 4:27 PM
Author: seedy topaz chapel feces

normal nips

34B

matching blue lace bra and bikinis

completely shaved

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#2863908)





Date: May 26th, 2005 4:28 PM
Author: primrose crotch

yawn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#2863915)





Date: December 11th, 2005 1:17 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac fighting headpube

*hard*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#4527619)





Date: June 5th, 2005 11:12 PM
Author: Blue fantasy-prone whorehouse selfie

Bump for the ladies.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#2939897)





Date: June 5th, 2005 11:17 PM
Author: turquoise orchestra pit puppy

apparently everyone has "normal" nipples.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#2939983)





Date: June 5th, 2005 11:16 PM
Author: frum liquid oxygen shrine

we need more threads like this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#2939973)





Date: June 7th, 2005 11:38 PM
Author: Blue fantasy-prone whorehouse selfie

Too few women have answered this question. It's not hard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#2956562)





Date: June 7th, 2005 11:41 PM
Author: floppy pistol

What do your nips look like?

Brown. Round. Like many.

How big are the fatpuppies?

34D

What color bra are you wearing?

Black

Describe your underwear.

Red cotton low rider boy short style.

Shaved?

Fresh bikini wax, two days ago. She went a little further though, not quite a Brazilian, but I'm very well trimmed.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#2956588)





Date: June 16th, 2005 12:22 PM
Author: Blue fantasy-prone whorehouse selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#3029584)





Date: July 14th, 2005 2:47 AM
Author: Maize vibrant deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#3285909)





Date: July 14th, 2005 3:22 AM
Author: garnet dilemma laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#3286179)





Date: January 20th, 2006 10:11 PM
Author: disrespectful boyish station

Exhibits are always appreciated. Thx.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#4870841)





Date: July 22nd, 2005 10:56 AM
Author: Blue fantasy-prone whorehouse selfie

Susie, Dogshit, and GardenVariety, please.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#3377170)





Date: July 22nd, 2005 10:58 AM
Author: Pearl church

I haven't showered, gotten dresssed, or, obviously, left my apartment this morning. Thus, I am wearing the clothes in which I slept last night which includes white cotton panties and a t-shirt. No bra.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#3377180)





Date: July 22nd, 2005 11:02 AM
Author: Blue fantasy-prone whorehouse selfie

I love the way girls look in the morning, disheveled with messy hair. God I am horny right now.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#3377209)





Date: July 22nd, 2005 11:02 AM
Author: Sexy Jewess Windowlicker

Maybe it's because of the cutesy screenname, but you seriously sound hot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#3377211)





Date: July 22nd, 2005 11:04 AM
Author: Pearl church

You think "Susie Derkins" is cutsey? Hmph. I never thought of it that way. I was "calvinnhobbes" but I kept getting impostered so I changed it.

And trust me, I'm not hot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#3377224)





Date: July 22nd, 2005 11:04 AM
Author: crusty high-end azn cumskin

HAWT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#3377228)





Date: July 22nd, 2005 11:05 AM
Author: Pearl church

Hey Homer. How's the new(-ish) job going?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#3377238)





Date: July 22nd, 2005 11:06 AM
Author: crusty high-end azn cumskin

good.

I like it.

Better than the last one.

We haven't talked in a long time, shoot me an email sometime.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#3377247)





Date: July 22nd, 2005 11:18 AM
Author: Pearl church

I just emailed you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#3377322)





Date: July 22nd, 2005 11:31 AM
Author: Blue fantasy-prone whorehouse selfie

Nude pics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#3377383)





Date: July 22nd, 2005 11:45 AM
Author: crusty high-end azn cumskin

wrote back,

with nude pics.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#3377471)





Date: July 22nd, 2005 11:01 AM
Author: Sexy Jewess Windowlicker

Black bra that probably tackily shows through the blouse I'm wearing but I'm in desperate need of some clean laundry, black underwear, same cans I've always had: disappointing B cup with pink but not pale pink nipples that turn darker and more reddish when hard and the whole shape of the breast turns from annoyingly pointy to quite nicely rounded. If I ever take nudie pictures of myself, it will be in a meat locker, trust me.

And everything is covered in acne.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#3377204)





Date: July 22nd, 2005 11:03 AM
Author: Blue fantasy-prone whorehouse selfie

Have you ever gotten a zit on or near your pussy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#3377217)





Date: July 22nd, 2005 11:06 AM
Author: Sexy Jewess Windowlicker

Does an ingrown hair count? It was actually quite red and sore, pretty painful. I had to wait until I had had a couple beers before I could handle it enough to pop it. It was orgasmic. It just completely fucking exploded. My hippie boyfriend watched and was interested but somewhat disturbed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#3377244)





Date: July 22nd, 2005 11:09 AM
Author: Pearl church

I've had ingrown hairs, too. This is one reason I've been curious about waxing. Shaving, I think, increases the chances of ingrown hairs (razor burn, too).

However, my fear of having someone near that part of my body with hot wax usually kills my curiosity pretty quickly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#3377263)





Date: July 22nd, 2005 11:12 AM
Author: Sexy Jewess Windowlicker

Yeah, I get razor burn pretty sometimes, but it usually goes away after a day or two. But then it's getting to be about time to shave again, so it's a vicious cycle.

I'm fearful of the hot wax part and am also pretty uncomfortable having some stranger poking around my business. I'm thinking of giving it a try sometime this summer, though. I'll be sure to let everyone know how it went.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#3377283)





Date: July 22nd, 2005 11:14 AM
Author: Blue fantasy-prone whorehouse selfie

The girls who wax pussy for a living have, let's face it, a fantastic job. It's not like old fat chicks get waxed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#3377288)





Date: July 22nd, 2005 11:15 AM
Author: Galvanic abode mad cow disease

I got movement just thinking about one girl waxing another.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#3377296)





Date: July 22nd, 2005 11:04 AM
Author: Galvanic abode mad cow disease

You didn't answer the shaved part.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#3377233)





Date: July 22nd, 2005 11:07 AM
Author: Sexy Jewess Windowlicker

Oh, typical wedge. Shaved. I'm very tomboy and low-maintenance so I've never had anything waxed - I've asked endless questions about it in some of the ladies threads.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#3377253)





Date: July 22nd, 2005 11:08 AM
Author: Galvanic abode mad cow disease

The new girlfriend does the small square shaving. Like a little Hitler mustache.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#3377262)





Date: July 22nd, 2005 11:15 AM
Author: Blue fantasy-prone whorehouse selfie

Divorce has treated you right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#3377298)





Date: July 22nd, 2005 11:16 AM
Author: Galvanic abode mad cow disease

So far, so good. Honestly, every aspect of my life has improved post-divorce.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#3377308)





Date: July 22nd, 2005 11:18 AM
Author: Ebony soul-stirring legend

*Sighs longingly*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#3377321)





Date: July 22nd, 2005 11:19 AM
Author: Galvanic abode mad cow disease

I'll bet being a widower would get you even more props than being a divorcee.

*loads gun, hands it to Stabby*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#3377324)





Date: July 22nd, 2005 11:20 AM
Author: Ebony soul-stirring legend

Accessory much?

*Sighs*

I don't know.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#3377327)





Date: July 22nd, 2005 11:22 AM
Author: Galvanic abode mad cow disease

But, being honest for a moment, my life improved because my life was MISERABLE at the end. Hell, a three week lockup in county might have seemed like an improvement. I get the distinct impression that yours is not as grave as mine was.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#3377342)





Date: July 22nd, 2005 11:23 AM
Author: Ebony soul-stirring legend

Probably not.

But then again, I'm a pretty happy guy.

I think I'm just going to start/continue doing whatever the fuck I want and see how it works out. If she can't deal with it, she can cram it with walnuts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#3377350)





Date: July 22nd, 2005 11:25 AM
Author: Blue fantasy-prone whorehouse selfie

This is correct, Stabby.

And in the end, she'll deal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#3377360)





Date: July 22nd, 2005 11:31 AM
Author: Ebony soul-stirring legend

Right.

Or not, whichever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#3377381)





Date: July 22nd, 2005 11:42 AM
Author: Exhilarant hell

I'd love to hear her side of the story, Stabby.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#3377447)





Date: July 22nd, 2005 11:53 AM
Author: Ebony soul-stirring legend

She moved away from her hometown (which she likes) to a TTT city so I could go to law school. Now I ignore her, hang out with my law school friends and generally act like I'm 19. Plus I argue about everything like a lawyer and I haven't "just let her be right" about anything in about 3 years.

Something like that.

EDIT: And, to be fair, she is entirely correct. My point has never been that she is wrong or has done anything wrong, its more that I'm a jerk and don't know if I should be married right now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#3377536)





Date: July 22nd, 2005 12:01 PM
Author: Exhilarant hell

Advice not asked for: Finish law school, get a job, make no other changes (certainly no kids). Then see how you feel... you'll still be young enough to start over if you have to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#3377597)





Date: July 22nd, 2005 12:04 PM
Author: Ebony soul-stirring legend

I'm 49.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#3377627)





Date: July 22nd, 2005 12:09 PM
Author: Exhilarant hell

Bullshit. I am (48 actually).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#3377678)





Date: July 22nd, 2005 12:13 PM
Author: Ebony soul-stirring legend

OK, but I am 27 and she is 26.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#3377709)





Date: July 22nd, 2005 12:19 PM
Author: Exhilarant hell

Yeah, I knew that. Babies.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#3377754)





Date: July 22nd, 2005 12:19 PM
Author: Ebony soul-stirring legend

I hate babies.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#3377760)





Date: July 22nd, 2005 12:25 PM
Author: Exhilarant hell

I meant you & wifey. But hating rugrats is an ok thing for now so you won't be tempted before you're happy enough to give them happy parents.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#3377806)





Date: July 22nd, 2005 12:09 PM
Author: Blue fantasy-prone whorehouse selfie

I like you, Stabby.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#3377673)





Date: July 22nd, 2005 12:15 PM
Author: Ebony soul-stirring legend

Wanna get marrried?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#3377723)





Date: July 22nd, 2005 12:44 PM
Author: Blue fantasy-prone whorehouse selfie

Our livers wouldn't last till Christmas.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#3377954)





Date: July 22nd, 2005 12:45 PM
Author: Ebony soul-stirring legend

I'll never learn.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#3377969)





Date: July 22nd, 2005 12:48 PM
Author: Blue fantasy-prone whorehouse selfie

When I first got back with my girlfriend, I thought one benefit would be that it'd put a check on the base impulses of my id. No, it turns out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#3377991)





Date: July 22nd, 2005 11:27 AM
Author: Galvanic abode mad cow disease

I'm a pretty happy guy, too. It took years of being unhappy before I finally gave up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#3377365)





Date: July 22nd, 2005 11:30 AM
Author: Ebony soul-stirring legend

Yeah.

Right.

Whatever, we'll see.

We'll have to get a cocktail or 431 when you get back and you can tell me what to do with my lifffe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#3377380)





Date: July 22nd, 2005 11:36 AM
Author: Galvanic abode mad cow disease

Yeah. There will definitely be some drinking taking place. Do you have a favorite bar around there. Before I left, we were going to this shithole in the C-Dub called "34".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#3377412)





Date: July 22nd, 2005 11:43 AM
Author: Ebony soul-stirring legend

Depends...if going out with guys to pick up women (them, not me) then we often go over to Clayton and do Miso and Napoli or go to Harry's or whatever closer to downtown. If going to get fucked up usually one of the irish pubs over in the CWE. Wait, I also go out in the loop a lot (Pin Up, Delmar).

Hm. Its seems there are no bars I don't go to frequently.

Problem?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#3377455)





Date: July 22nd, 2005 11:45 AM
Author: Galvanic abode mad cow disease

I despise Pin Up, but the rest of those are sweet. My group of guys tends to prefer low key and stank, however.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#3377476)





Date: July 22nd, 2005 12:12 PM
Author: Blue fantasy-prone whorehouse selfie

This is correct.

We are going to a stank dive tonight that probably hasn't been washed since the Carter administration. But the juke box is good, the air conditioning is cold, everyone is chill, and even I can get completely fucking out of my mind wasted on about thirty bucks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#3377700)





Date: July 22nd, 2005 1:14 PM
Author: Galvanic abode mad cow disease

Yeah. The real benefit to the stank dives is the drink prices. Let's see, do I want to go to Clayton and spend $6 on a mixed drink or just swill bottles of Bud for $2 in the local dive?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#3378232)





Date: July 22nd, 2005 1:15 PM
Author: Ebony soul-stirring legend

Well, duh.

I have been going this for going on 10 years now...

EDIT: Although I will say, at Miso you get about a quarter bottle of Grey Goose for your 7 dollars...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#3378243)





Date: July 22nd, 2005 1:18 PM
Author: Galvanic abode mad cow disease

That's solid, though Ketel One >> Grey Goose.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#3378267)





Date: July 22nd, 2005 12:18 PM
Author: Ebony soul-stirring legend

I also prefer lower key and stank. The nicer places in Clayton are soley for the purpose of my scummy friends trying to pick up the random hot chicks you can occasionally find in those places.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#3377748)





Date: July 22nd, 2005 1:15 PM
Author: Galvanic abode mad cow disease

I just like to hang outside of Rosati Cain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#3378237)





Date: July 22nd, 2005 11:41 AM
Author: Exhilarant hell

You're a divorce (accent on last e), not a divorcee. The latter is female, like me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#3377436)





Date: July 22nd, 2005 11:42 AM
Author: Galvanic abode mad cow disease

Ah. Good to know. Fucking french people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#3377441)





Date: July 22nd, 2005 11:44 AM
Author: Exhilarant hell

mais oui

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#3377469)





Date: July 22nd, 2005 11:15 AM
Author: Sexy Jewess Windowlicker

I guess I don't really like anything that is shaped so it looks so obviously unnatural, but I'm not a guy. Mine is just a smaller, neater version of how it naturally is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#3377301)





Date: July 22nd, 2005 11:17 AM
Author: Galvanic abode mad cow disease

I suppose I just appreciate the effort that goes into a chia creation like that. I don't particularly care how it's shaped so long as I don't need a machette to get my face in there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#3377314)





Date: July 22nd, 2005 11:22 AM
Author: Blue fantasy-prone whorehouse selfie

Only two things cross my mind about the subject:

1. Thank god I don't have to worry about all the shit that goes into having a pussy.

2. Aw, look what she did for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#3377343)





Date: July 22nd, 2005 11:23 AM
Author: Galvanic abode mad cow disease

I want a chick to shave my initials into it. Or a Cleveland Indians logo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#3377349)





Date: July 22nd, 2005 11:24 AM
Author: Sexy Jewess Windowlicker

And, of course, I'll let him shave it all off every once in a while when we're in the bathtub or something. It's so dumb the kind of shit that gives guys boners.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#3377352)





Date: July 22nd, 2005 11:33 AM
Author: Blue fantasy-prone whorehouse selfie

I actually don't like shaving it myself. I've never liked doing it.

But I do get boners when you talk about shitting in a shoebox, and I have no explanation for that at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#3377393)





Date: July 22nd, 2005 11:37 AM
Author: Galvanic abode mad cow disease

Yeah... shaving for her is no fun. It feels like work and I am always afraid I'm going to cut something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#3377417)





Date: July 22nd, 2005 11:41 AM
Author: Blue fantasy-prone whorehouse selfie

Basically.

Plus, I like the element of surprise, and I like knowing that at some point when I wasn't around, she thought about pleasing me by taking care of her pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#3377438)





Date: July 22nd, 2005 11:42 AM
Author: Galvanic abode mad cow disease

I once went down on a girl who had her shit pierced. Weird me out and I didn't like it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#3377449)





Date: July 22nd, 2005 11:59 AM
Author: Blue fantasy-prone whorehouse selfie

I'm not a fan of this, either. At all. Not in life, not even in porn. Seriously, just leave it alone. You don't have to adorn a pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#3377584)





Date: July 22nd, 2005 12:01 PM
Author: Galvanic abode mad cow disease

Nope. I almost feel bad for the hairy clam. What did it do to deserve getting stabbed?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#3377596)





Date: July 22nd, 2005 11:42 AM
Author: Sexy Jewess Windowlicker

Really? I've had several boyfriends who loved it. I think they were a little nervous about cutting and whatnot, and I'd obviously help them when they got to the parts really close to the actual axewound, but they were positively giddy about the whole thing. Weird.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#3377446)





Date: September 17th, 2005 6:18 PM
Author: Maize vibrant deer antler

I love that you called it an axewound

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#3844977)





Date: July 22nd, 2005 11:20 AM
Author: odious nursing home

Great thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#3377333)





Date: July 22nd, 2005 11:52 AM
Author: Arousing bonkers office

What do your nips look like?

Pinkish/brownish. Large areola, reg. nipples.

How big are the fatpuppies?

36DD

What color bra are you wearing?

White silky, no seams. Underwire of course.

Describe your underwear.

Light blue boy-cut.

Shaved?

Yes, completely. He likes it that way, and I've come to also. My secret is moisturizer & baby oil.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#3377524)





Date: July 22nd, 2005 11:59 AM
Author: floppy pistol

you're a dd and you feel fine in a seamless bra?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#3377579)





Date: July 22nd, 2005 12:04 PM
Author: Arousing bonkers office

I hate seams showing thru. They make great underwire bras now with supporting fabric so that seams are not necessary.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#3377626)





Date: July 22nd, 2005 12:05 PM
Author: floppy pistol

where do you get them from? I need some good bras. VS looks bad after three wears, and Bali doesn't fit right. My sis is a DD, and she likes Donna Karan; out of my pricerange, though. I recently discovered Jockey, and they fit wonderfully, but they get run down rather quickly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#3377642)





Date: July 22nd, 2005 12:15 PM
Author: Arousing bonkers office

I don't think VS is good for D & DD. I just hunt real hard in a department store... it's a long process, I try on LOTS, and I bring a clingy top to try on over each bra... to see how it makes me look. I hate looking sloppy. I would go to a specialty fit lingerie store but I can't stand the old ladies handling me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#3377729)





Date: July 22nd, 2005 12:46 PM
Author: Alcoholic indigo bawdyhouse

i guess i'll play:

What do your nips look like? pinkish, avg size to maybe a bit larger than average

How big are the fatpuppies? 32D

What color bra are you wearing? purple lace

Describe your underwear. hot pink g string lol

Shaved? yup, totally



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#3377973)





Date: July 22nd, 2005 12:55 PM
Author: violent swashbuckling personal credit line

jakki!!! some of us are at work here, stop that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#3378042)





Date: July 22nd, 2005 12:55 PM
Author: Alcoholic indigo bawdyhouse

my bad. i didn't start the thread though, just answering.. lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#3378052)





Date: July 22nd, 2005 12:56 PM
Author: violent swashbuckling personal credit line

I can't even get up from my desk now for awhile.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#3378061)





Date: July 22nd, 2005 12:57 PM
Author: Alcoholic indigo bawdyhouse

awwwww.

lol. :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#3378067)





Date: May 30th, 2006 12:17 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac fighting headpube

same here, jeez!

wow jakki.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#5879044)





Date: July 22nd, 2005 1:00 PM
Author: Arousing bonkers office

That's my dream bra size... slim but stacked. I used to be a 34D, but gained about 10 lbs. slowly, mostly in the boobs. Isn't 32D hard to find? What dress size are you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#3378094)





Date: July 22nd, 2005 1:04 PM
Author: Alcoholic indigo bawdyhouse

yeah, they're not easy to come buy and generally not cheap when i do find them. Wacoal is pretty good about having a 32D in a range of styles and actually being well made enough and not just looking pretty. I like Lise Charmel best (that's what the purple one today is but it's sooo expensive)

i'm no dress size off the rack. i've never had one fit without tailoring because i'm too big in the chest relative to the rest of my body. i'm about a 4/6 in most things.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#3378133)





Date: July 22nd, 2005 1:20 PM
Author: multi-colored swollen background story area

32D and size 4/6?

HAWT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#3378292)





Date: July 22nd, 2005 1:21 PM
Author: Alcoholic indigo bawdyhouse

awww, ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#3378310)





Date: July 22nd, 2005 1:22 PM
Author: multi-colored swollen background story area

How's the face?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#3378318)





Date: July 22nd, 2005 1:23 PM
Author: Alcoholic indigo bawdyhouse

at least 15 people here have seen me; ask any of the regulars.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#3378324)





Date: July 22nd, 2005 1:25 PM
Author: multi-colored swollen background story area

I'm trying to become a regular.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#3378351)





Date: July 22nd, 2005 1:21 PM
Author: Sexy Jewess Windowlicker

Die, you skinny, big-tittied bitch. Just fucking die.

Thank you. That is all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#3378307)





Date: July 22nd, 2005 1:22 PM
Author: Alcoholic indigo bawdyhouse

ehh, i'm not all that skinny.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#3378316)





Date: July 22nd, 2005 1:24 PM
Author: Arousing bonkers office

Yes, that's how it is with me too, but I'm sure you're slimmer than me. I'm a 4/6 on bottom, but an 8/10 on top. I get annoyed at S/M/L sizings, because big boobs doesn't necessarily make me a large; the tops are usually too much fabric everywhere except the chest. Do you mind me asking your height & weight? You may be inspiration for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#3378338)





Date: July 22nd, 2005 1:27 PM
Author: Alcoholic indigo bawdyhouse

5'5 around 125. i'm really not all that skinny. i have boobs obviously and a round butt, though not much hips.

i try *a lot* of stuff on in general because i'm hard to fit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#3378374)





Date: July 22nd, 2005 1:31 PM
Author: Arousing bonkers office

Shit I'm the same height and you don't weigh that much less than me... but my hips and butt are not substantial at all, and I'm only moderately toned. Must lose 10 lbs... thanks for the reminder.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#3378421)





Date: July 22nd, 2005 1:16 PM
Author: Galvanic abode mad cow disease

Just to recap, you ARE coming to WUSTL, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#3378249)





Date: July 22nd, 2005 1:17 PM
Author: Alcoholic indigo bawdyhouse

yeah, i'll be there. 8/15. damn them for making ours so early.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#3378258)





Date: July 22nd, 2005 1:19 PM
Author: Galvanic abode mad cow disease

NICE!!!

I mean, uh, welcome to my school. I hope you will find your stay here pleasant.

I'll be there on 8/20 running a bullshit orientation for 2Ls dumb enough to succeed in the write-on competition.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#3378279)





Date: July 22nd, 2005 1:20 PM
Author: Alcoholic indigo bawdyhouse

ty.

i'm sure it'll be better than the regular orientation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#3378296)





Date: July 22nd, 2005 1:29 PM
Author: Ebony soul-stirring legend

I forgot to succeed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#3378406)





Date: July 22nd, 2005 1:20 PM
Author: Ebony soul-stirring legend

Yeah, orientation was too long when it was 2 or 3 days, now it is way to long. Oh well, I'm sure you'll find some way to busy yourself...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#3378293)





Date: July 22nd, 2005 1:21 PM
Author: Alcoholic indigo bawdyhouse

it looks looong and boring.

yeah, hopefully i'll meet some cool people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#3378304)





Date: July 22nd, 2005 1:24 PM
Author: Galvanic abode mad cow disease

I thought you were going to orientation at WUSTL. Doesn't that preclude meeting "cool" people?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#3378339)





Date: July 22nd, 2005 1:25 PM
Author: Alcoholic indigo bawdyhouse

lol.

well it's mandatory so i assume there'll be at least a few in the entire 1L class....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#3378349)





Date: July 22nd, 2005 1:27 PM
Author: Galvanic abode mad cow disease

I hear 3L divorced dudes are the COOLEST.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#3378378)





Date: July 22nd, 2005 1:28 PM
Author: Alcoholic indigo bawdyhouse

lol. i'll keep that in mind.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#3378392)





Date: July 22nd, 2005 1:27 PM
Author: Slate electric keepsake machete doctorate

thats a bad assumption

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#3378383)





Date: July 22nd, 2005 1:28 PM
Author: Ebony soul-stirring legend

Hope in one hand...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#3378399)





Date: October 6th, 2005 4:20 PM
Author: Blue fantasy-prone whorehouse selfie

Bump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#3987490)





Date: October 6th, 2005 10:01 PM
Author: Blue fantasy-prone whorehouse selfie

Come on, y'all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#3989640)





Date: November 11th, 2005 9:52 AM
Author: Blue fantasy-prone whorehouse selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#4266596)





Date: November 11th, 2005 9:55 AM
Author: violent blood rage parlor

Holy shit. Stuff was funnier in the before times, in the long ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#4266614)





Date: November 11th, 2005 10:03 AM
Author: Domesticated Sneaky Criminal Dopamine

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#4266650)





Date: November 11th, 2005 11:23 AM
Author: Sickened Mind-boggling Partner

Oh good, I didn't post in this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#4266918)





Date: November 11th, 2005 11:31 AM
Author: Blue fantasy-prone whorehouse selfie

Play along, fat ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#4266969)





Date: November 11th, 2005 11:33 AM
Author: Sickened Mind-boggling Partner

Nah. I prefer to keep the mystery alive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#4266987)





Date: December 11th, 2005 1:18 PM
Author: out-of-control university

This was my thought also.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#4527630)





Date: December 11th, 2005 1:18 PM
Author: Adventurous pearly locus

don't be a prude...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#4527631)





Date: December 11th, 2005 1:19 PM
Author: out-of-control university

Ha. That's funny.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#4527635)





Date: December 11th, 2005 1:20 PM
Author: Adventurous pearly locus

so describing the bruise on your ass is fine, but describing your undergarments isn't? absurd.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#4527641)





Date: December 11th, 2005 1:23 PM
Author: out-of-control university

My bruise is freakin' gross and I was (and am) kind of sad about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#4527651)





Date: December 11th, 2005 1:24 PM
Author: Adventurous pearly locus

i'm just messing w/you anyway. is the bruise doing any better?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#4527652)





Date: December 11th, 2005 1:26 PM
Author: out-of-control university

I haven't really looked at it today. As of yesterday, half of it was healing and the other half looked just as bad as it always has. It still hurts.

Thanks for asking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#4527661)





Date: December 11th, 2005 1:57 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac fighting headpube

what happened?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#4527807)





Date: December 11th, 2005 2:00 PM
Author: out-of-control university

I fell down a flight of stairs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#4527821)





Date: December 11th, 2005 5:43 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac fighting headpube

ouch, sorry to hear that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#4529591)





Date: December 11th, 2005 5:51 PM
Author: out-of-control university

Thanks. I feel a lot better now than I felt that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#4529651)





Date: December 11th, 2005 6:12 PM
Author: Sickened Mind-boggling Partner

Just checked again. Still proud to say I remain as mysterious as ever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#4529854)





Date: November 27th, 2005 5:01 PM
Author: Maize vibrant deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#4396085)





Date: December 11th, 2005 12:42 PM
Author: Adventurous pearly locus

...and bump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#4527349)





Date: December 11th, 2005 1:38 PM
Author: Sexy Jewess Windowlicker

No bra. Small cans. Olive drab cotton bikini-cut panties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#4527696)





Date: December 11th, 2005 1:56 PM
Author: Hairraiser Codepig Pocket Flask

You answered this thread twice now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#4527798)





Date: December 11th, 2005 1:57 PM
Author: Sexy Jewess Windowlicker

Three times I thought.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#4527806)





Date: December 11th, 2005 1:59 PM
Author: Hairraiser Codepig Pocket Flask

My bad. You know, instead of complaining about your boobs, you should just find a guy with small hands.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#4527819)





Date: December 11th, 2005 2:01 PM
Author: Sexy Jewess Windowlicker

I did. And I discovered the common wisdom re: small hands is true.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#4527835)





Date: December 11th, 2005 2:02 PM
Author: Hairraiser Codepig Pocket Flask

I did not know that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#4527840)





Date: December 11th, 2005 5:50 PM
Author: 180 Grizzly Potus

Small hands: small gloves?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#4529639)





Date: July 16th, 2006 10:10 PM
Author: violent blood rage parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#6228541)





Date: July 16th, 2006 10:11 PM
Author: onyx excitant principal's office main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#6228552)





Date: July 16th, 2006 10:11 PM
Author: violent blood rage parlor

pewp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#6228557)





Date: December 11th, 2005 5:57 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Ivory State

This thread reminds me of the good old days of paychecks...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#4529708)





Date: January 4th, 2006 5:13 PM
Author: impertinent stimulating space

The men on this thread are disgusting pigs.

Women, you don't have to be treated like this. Rise up and join your feminist sisters!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#4733724)





Date: January 20th, 2006 9:37 PM
Author: Blue fantasy-prone whorehouse selfie

Eh, why not. I'm apparently not going back out until 11.

Participate, ladies.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#4870516)





Date: January 20th, 2006 9:48 PM
Author: violent blood rage parlor

By the way, I emailed you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#4870660)





Date: January 20th, 2006 9:49 PM
Author: Sexy Jewess Windowlicker

Nothing! Just got out of the shower. Will update, though.

Cans: Still small. But still perky, at least. That's the only benefit besides jogging-related issues.

Edit: Light purple panties and tan bra. What a letdown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#4870676)





Date: January 20th, 2006 10:14 PM
Author: jet-lagged exciting home

Please describe your pussy too. I want as many details as possible. Hair situation?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#4870857)





Date: January 21st, 2006 1:05 AM
Author: Hairraiser Codepig Pocket Flask

You've officially participated too much in this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#4872247)





Date: January 20th, 2006 9:39 PM
Author: violent blood rage parlor

I love this thread, and HRP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#4870541)





Date: January 20th, 2006 9:57 PM
Author: disturbing hissy fit

is this all that you think or talk about? why should people here describe their underwear to you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#4870740)





Date: January 20th, 2006 9:58 PM
Author: violent blood rage parlor

You make baby Jesus cry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#4870759)





Date: January 20th, 2006 10:00 PM
Author: disturbing hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#4870765)





Date: January 21st, 2006 1:07 AM
Author: Sickened Mind-boggling Partner

Still not participating.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#4872256)





Date: January 21st, 2006 1:20 AM
Author: Talented abnormal internal respiration people who are hurt

I'll buy more copies of Doughnut if you do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#4872364)





Date: January 21st, 2006 1:38 AM
Author: dashing rebellious tanning salon

TITCR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#4872526)





Date: January 21st, 2006 1:37 AM
Author: dashing rebellious tanning salon

only on xo would this thread get 200+ responses. What is WRONG with people?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#4872519)





Date: January 21st, 2006 1:46 AM
Author: frum liquid oxygen shrine

we like boobs. weird, huh?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#4872617)





Date: January 26th, 2006 8:19 PM
Author: violent blood rage parlor

Do Eht!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#4916356)





Date: January 26th, 2006 8:22 PM
Author: mauve locale

Panties: Lacy black and gray booty shorts

Cans: 36C, soft, fairly perky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#4916379)





Date: January 26th, 2006 8:27 PM
Author: wonderful queen of the night masturbator

shit, the chicks lie on here more than the guys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#4916448)





Date: January 26th, 2006 8:28 PM
Author: violent blood rage parlor

yeah, how utterly different from real life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#4916462)





Date: January 26th, 2006 8:30 PM
Author: wonderful queen of the night masturbator

it's amazing how I don't bump into 34dds every fucking day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#4916476)





Date: January 26th, 2006 8:31 PM
Author: mauve locale

well, everyone knows I, at least, am telling the truth on this one.

i suspect most girls on this thread are being pretty honest, too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#4916486)





Date: January 26th, 2006 8:32 PM
Author: violent blood rage parlor

Yep, we've seen your cans and panties. Good showing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#4916500)





Date: January 28th, 2006 6:13 PM
Author: Maize vibrant deer antler

Put on something nice for tonight ladies, it's Saturday night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#4931697)





Date: February 3rd, 2006 3:16 PM
Author: Cerise School Black Woman

The Exchequer bumps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#4985787)





Date: February 20th, 2006 9:47 AM
Author: violent blood rage parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#5138045)





Date: February 23rd, 2006 6:19 PM
Author: violent blood rage parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#5167238)





Date: April 3rd, 2006 6:39 PM
Author: violent blood rage parlor

absolutely no reason not to bump this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#5503997)





Date: May 25th, 2006 6:47 PM
Author: Bisexual Splenetic Hospital

( . ) ( . )

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#5853732)





Date: May 25th, 2006 7:02 PM
Author: cream location mexican

I can't be the only chick on this board with large nipples. *cries*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#5853814)





Date: May 30th, 2006 12:24 PM
Author: Aggressive Big Field Digit Ratio

I should've never left last year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#5879074)





Date: May 30th, 2006 12:26 PM
Author: Racy coiffed faggotry

One of the finer moments in xoxo's history.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#5879080)





Date: May 30th, 2006 12:32 PM
Author: Aggressive Big Field Digit Ratio

Yea, this is a most excellent thread, shame I wasn't around for it the first time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#5879096)





Date: June 8th, 2006 11:13 AM
Author: violent blood rage parlor

Do it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#5937937)





Date: July 5th, 2006 9:32 PM
Author: vigorous milky mood pit

bump for earlier reference.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#6146617)





Date: July 5th, 2006 9:34 PM
Author: Aggressive Big Field Digit Ratio

This thread makes me miss Susie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#6146639)





Date: July 16th, 2006 10:12 PM
Author: Maize vibrant deer antler

it makes me miss her cans and panties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#6228571)





Date: July 16th, 2006 10:13 PM
Author: violent blood rage parlor

and seeing what she looks like sleeping so peacefully next to me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#6228580)





Date: July 16th, 2006 10:14 PM
Author: Maize vibrant deer antler

oh my dearest susie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#6228589)





Date: July 16th, 2006 10:15 PM
Author: violent blood rage parlor

i luv u 2 much!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#6228591)





Date: July 16th, 2006 10:17 PM
Author: onyx excitant principal's office main people

OH MY DEBBIE

MY CRUCIAL HEAD

ETC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#6228600)





Date: December 1st, 2006 11:15 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac fighting headpube

& jakki

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#7109639)





Date: August 31st, 2006 5:16 PM
Author: multi-colored swollen background story area

This is a classic thread. We need to revive it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#6534149)





Date: November 5th, 2006 6:27 PM
Author: vigorous milky mood pit

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#6928765)





Date: December 15th, 2006 2:44 PM
Author: Cerebral trailer park

PricklyApple: it's your turn. Put up or shut up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#7228144)





Date: December 15th, 2006 3:29 PM
Author: orange senate

that shut her up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#7228481)





Date: December 15th, 2006 3:33 PM
Author: bipolar crackhouse chad

This thread made me laugh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#7228500)





Date: December 15th, 2006 3:34 PM
Author: orange senate

pls describe your cans and panties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#7228510)





Date: December 15th, 2006 3:35 PM
Author: Sickened Mind-boggling Partner

Never gonna happen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#7228514)





Date: December 15th, 2006 3:36 PM
Author: multi-colored swollen background story area

tytyty

I'll consider this an early Hanukkah gift.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#7228519)





Date: December 15th, 2006 4:00 PM
Author: Cerebral trailer park

you used to talk about your panties all the time. VS v-strings, if I recall correctly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#7228654)





Date: January 12th, 2007 1:52 AM
Author: Maize vibrant deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#7401810)





Date: January 28th, 2007 10:17 PM
Author: Slippery twinkling gaping sandwich

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#7503027)





Date: August 10th, 2007 5:20 PM
Author: Lime french chef institution

there are a number of purportedly female posters who have not responded to this vital thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#8499781)





Date: November 6th, 2008 9:58 AM
Author: smoky up-to-no-good stain gas station

DESCRIBE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#10334180)





Date: November 6th, 2008 12:27 PM
Author: passionate meetinghouse

I couldn't remember if I answered this or not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#10334589)





Date: November 6th, 2008 12:33 PM
Author: Irradiated stage mad-dog skullcap

Look for a post by "182 pounds of fat chick"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#10334605)





Date: November 6th, 2008 12:49 PM
Author: passionate meetinghouse

Nope, didn't answer it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=175840&forum_id=2#10334644)