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Rug Pee-ers Did Not Do This

it's like Lenin said...
Sable Idea He Suggested
  05/06/05
that rug really brought the room together.
maize apoplectic tanning salon
  05/06/05
HAS THE WHOLE WORLD GONE CRAZY? AM I THE ONLY ONE HERE WHO G...
Passionate Sick Rigor
  05/06/05
With that money you can buy any number of rugs which don't h...
flatulent adventurous fanboi
  05/06/05
Hey, this is a private residence, man...
hateful erotic office
  05/06/05
my rugs have seminal value.
Violent twinkling uncleanness
  05/06/05
Obviously you're not a golfer.
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  05/06/05
We believe in nothing, Lebowski, nothing.
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  05/06/05
"...nussing, Lebowski, nussing."
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  05/08/05
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Sable Idea He Suggested
  05/06/05
"I'll suck your cock for $1000" "Lemme just ...
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  05/06/05
What's in the fuckin' carrier? Huh? Oh, that's Cynthia's ...
Sable Idea He Suggested
  05/06/05
The man in the black pajamas, Dude. Worthy fuckin' adversary...
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  05/06/05
You ready to be fucked man? I see you rolled your way into t...
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  05/06/05
What's a pedder-ass, Walter?
Sable Idea He Suggested
  05/06/05
8 year olds, dude
Spectacular Indecent Regret
  05/06/05
Shut the FUCK up, Donnie.
Snowy Library
  05/08/05
"pederast"
floppy zippy bawdyhouse gaping
  05/08/05
What's this "day of rest" shit, man?! What is this...
Passionate Sick Rigor
  05/06/05
he's cracking
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This is what happens when you FUCK A STRANGER IN THE ASS!
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  05/06/05
Nice marmot.
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  05/06/05
You think the carpet-pissers did this?
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  05/06/05
Ooooh, separate incidents?
Sable Idea He Suggested
  05/08/05
The Dude abides.
Snowy Library
  05/08/05
I like your style, dude. I like your style too, man. Go...
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  05/08/05
Sioux City Sarsaparilla? That's a good 'un.
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  05/13/05
Dude, I finally got the venue I wanted. I'm performing my da...
Sable Idea He Suggested
  05/08/05
what does "gave me notes" mean there? I've always ...
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  05/09/05
I think he means critique it
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  05/09/05
I think it's a show business short hand for "tell me ho...
Sable Idea He Suggested
  05/09/05
Aitz Chaim Hee as the ex used to say...
Sable Idea He Suggested
  05/09/05
Fuck sympathy! I don't need your fuckin' sympathy, man, I ne...
Drunken Indirect Expression Trailer Park
  05/09/05
what do you need your Johnson for, Dude?
Twinkling stead ratface
  05/13/05
DONNIE, YOU'RE OUT OF YOUR ELEMENT!
Drunken Indirect Expression Trailer Park
  05/13/05
You're not wrong, Walter.
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  05/09/05
You're just an asshole.
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  05/13/05
Wonderful woman. Very free spirited. We're all very fond o...
Sable Idea He Suggested
  05/12/05
That's why they call me I am expert.
Hilarious marvelous site sandwich
  05/12/05
Mein dispatcher says there is a problem with ein cable.
Sable Idea He Suggested
  05/12/05
That's my friend Jenny. She just came by to use the shower.
Hilarious marvelous site sandwich
  05/12/05
You are in a unique position to confirm or disconfirm that s...
Sable Idea He Suggested
  05/12/05
You can imagine what happens next. He fixes the cable?
Exhilarant sanctuary
  10/09/05
How are you gonna keep 'em down on the farm when they've see...
jade alcoholic puppy
  05/12/05
You look for the person who will benefit, and, uh, you know,...
Sable Idea He Suggested
  05/12/05
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Jet-lagged topaz corn cake clown
  05/12/05
Does he still write? Oh no...he has health problems...
Hilarious marvelous site sandwich
  05/12/05
AND A GOOD DAY TO YOU, SIR!
jade alcoholic puppy
  05/12/05
hahaha.
Passionate Sick Rigor
  05/28/05
Pilar?
Sable Idea He Suggested
  05/12/05
Bulk of the series...not exactly a lightweight.
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  10/09/05
this was a valued, uh...
Sable Idea He Suggested
  05/13/05
different mothers, huh?
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  05/13/05
The little punk is stonewalling me.
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  05/13/05
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jade alcoholic puppy
  05/13/05
yes, dear?
Sable Idea He Suggested
  05/13/05
Fuckin' amateurs. They send us a toe, we're supposed to shi...
jade alcoholic puppy
  05/13/05
My wife's a pain in the ass. She's always busting my friggin...
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  05/13/05
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hateful erotic office
  05/13/05
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jade alcoholic puppy
  05/13/05
You're not interested in sex? You mean coitus?
hateful erotic office
  05/13/05
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  05/13/05
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  05/13/05
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hateful erotic office
  05/13/05
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jade alcoholic puppy
  05/13/05
in the briefcase?
Sable Idea He Suggested
  05/13/05
papers, various papers. business papers.
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  10/06/05
We dropped off the money... WHAT "WE"!?! I--...
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  05/13/05
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  05/13/05
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  05/13/05
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  05/13/05
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  05/13/05
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hateful erotic office
  05/13/05
What makes a man, Mr. Lebowski? I don't know, sir. Is ...
hateful erotic office
  05/13/05
Donny was a good bowler, and a good man. He was one of us. H...
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  05/13/05
This was taken when Mrs. Reagan was first lady of the nation...
Sable Idea He Suggested
  05/14/05
Best movie of all time.
cobalt titillating garrison
  05/14/05
Here we are: It's shabbos...
Sable Idea He Suggested
  05/14/05
Those are good burgers, Walter.
Sable Idea He Suggested
  05/19/05
Fucking dog has fucking papers. Over the line! I'm sorry S...
Sable Idea He Suggested
  05/28/05
Smokey, this is bowling, not Nam. There are rules.
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  05/28/05
I didn't blame anyone for the loss of my legs, some chinaman...
Sable Idea He Suggested
  06/17/05
This is a complicated case, Maude.
Sable Idea He Suggested
  08/28/05
This agression will not stand, man.
aromatic depressive
  08/28/05
The Dude abides.
jade alcoholic puppy
  10/06/05
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&for...
Snowy Library
  10/06/05
I just needed something to bump with
jade alcoholic puppy
  10/06/05
I could get you a toe. Hell, I could get you a toe by three...
jade alcoholic puppy
  10/08/05
...with nailpolish.
Stirring Citrine Dilemma
  10/09/05
Walter, these aren't the guys who built the railroads.
Exhilarant sanctuary
  10/09/05
-Does he still write? -Oh no...he has health problems. ...
Stirring Citrine Dilemma
  10/09/05
Saturday, Donny, is shabbos, the Jewish day of rest. That me...
jade alcoholic puppy
  10/28/05
SHOMER SHABBOS!
Exhilarant sanctuary
  10/28/05
So what are you saying? When you get divorced you turn in yo...
jade alcoholic puppy
  10/28/05
donnie, you're out of your element.
Twisted Scourge Upon The Earth Theater
  10/28/05
don't fuck with the jesus
yellow laughsome therapy senate
  10/28/05
8 year-olds did.
jade alcoholic puppy
  10/28/05
Oh, that's Cynthia's dog. I think it's a Pomeranian. I can't...
jade alcoholic puppy
  10/28/05
you brought a fucking dog bowling?
Twisted Scourge Upon The Earth Theater
  10/28/05
What do you mean brought it bowling, Dude? I didn't rent it ...
jade alcoholic puppy
  10/28/05
if my ex-wife asked me to take care of her fucking dog while...
Twisted Scourge Upon The Earth Theater
  10/28/05
you all know that this exact exchange appears above, right?
yellow laughsome therapy senate
  10/28/05
shhhhhh
jade alcoholic puppy
  10/28/05
so sorry.
yellow laughsome therapy senate
  10/28/05
no...FUCK you. (dude in the background: "take the four ...
Twisted Scourge Upon The Earth Theater
  10/28/05
Mark it 8, Dude.
jade alcoholic puppy
  10/28/05
You mark that frame an 8, and you're entering a world of pa...
Exhilarant sanctuary
  10/28/05
Brandt can't watch, though, or he has to pay a hundred.
jade alcoholic puppy
  10/29/05
It's about drawing a line in the sand, and saying across thi...
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  10/29/05
Thaaat's right, Dude. The beauty of this is its simplicity. ...
jade alcoholic puppy
  11/01/05
Darkness warshed over the Dude -- darker'n a black steer's t...
jade alcoholic puppy
  11/02/05
The DUDE is not in.
Sable Idea He Suggested
  11/12/05
My work has been praised as highly vaginal.
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  11/12/05
Were you listening to the dude's story?
Sable Idea He Suggested
  12/09/05
I am the walrus.
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  12/09/05
It really tied the room together.
Doobsian Stubborn Kitty
  11/09/06
Jackie Treehon treats objects like women, man.
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  11/09/06
Have you ever heard of Viet Nam, Larry?
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  11/09/06
you mean coitus?
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  11/09/06
I was talking about my rug.
Federal overrated internal respiration tank
  11/09/06
this will not stand, this agression against Kuwait will not ...
Twisted Scourge Upon The Earth Theater
  11/09/06
Your revolution is over, Mr. Lebowski. Condolences. The bums...
Doobsian Stubborn Kitty
  11/09/06
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Snowy Library
  11/09/06
haha
lavender bull headed nursing home pocket flask
  11/09/06
They send us a fucking toe and we're supposed to shit oursel...
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  11/12/06
This is the guy who should compensate me for the fucking rug...
Sable Idea He Suggested
  12/02/06
they pee on your fucking rug.
Exhilarant sanctuary
  12/02/06





Date: May 6th, 2005 3:54 PM
Author: Sable Idea He Suggested

it's like Lenin said...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2715972)





Date: May 6th, 2005 3:56 PM
Author: maize apoplectic tanning salon

that rug really brought the room together.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2715980)





Date: May 6th, 2005 6:16 PM
Author: Passionate Sick Rigor

HAS THE WHOLE WORLD GONE CRAZY? AM I THE ONLY ONE HERE WHO GIVES A SHIT ABOUT THE RULES? MARK IT ZERO!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2717024)





Date: May 6th, 2005 3:57 PM
Author: flatulent adventurous fanboi

With that money you can buy any number of rugs which don't have sentimental value for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2715984)





Date: May 6th, 2005 4:19 PM
Author: hateful erotic office

Hey, this is a private residence, man...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2716219)





Date: May 6th, 2005 6:51 PM
Author: Violent twinkling uncleanness

my rugs have seminal value.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2717250)





Date: May 6th, 2005 4:21 PM
Author: canary church building filthpig

Obviously you're not a golfer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2716240)





Date: May 6th, 2005 4:23 PM
Author: Drunken Indirect Expression Trailer Park

We believe in nothing, Lebowski, nothing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2716248)





Date: May 8th, 2005 3:35 PM
Author: floppy zippy bawdyhouse gaping

"...nussing, Lebowski, nussing."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2730418)





Date: May 6th, 2005 4:28 PM
Author: Sable Idea He Suggested

That's interesting, that's fucking interesting man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2716280)





Date: May 6th, 2005 4:35 PM
Author: Spectacular Indecent Regret

"I'll suck your cock for $1000"

"Lemme just go find a cash machine"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2716325)





Date: May 6th, 2005 6:08 PM
Author: Sable Idea He Suggested

What's in the fuckin' carrier?

Huh? Oh, that's Cynthia's dog. I think it's a Pomeranian. I can't leave him home alone or he eats the furniture. I'm watching him while Cynthia and Marty Ackerman are in Hawaii.

You brought the fuckin' Pomeranian bowling?

What do you mean brought it bowling, Dude? I didn't rent it shoes. I'm not buying it a fucking beer. He's not taking your fucking turn, Dude.

Man, if my fuckin' ex-wife asked me to take care of her fuckin' dog while she and her boyfriend went to Honolulu I'd tell her to go fuck herself.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2716971)





Date: May 6th, 2005 6:09 PM
Author: cobalt titillating garrison

The man in the black pajamas, Dude. Worthy fuckin' adversary.

Who's in pajamas Walter?

Shut the fuck up, Donny.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2716979)





Date: May 6th, 2005 6:15 PM
Author: sapphire histrionic set associate

You ready to be fucked man? I see you rolled your way into the semis. Dios mio, man. Liam and me, we're gonna fuck you up.

Yeah, well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger 'til it goes "click."

Jesus.

You said it man. Nobody fucks with the Jesus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2717015)





Date: May 6th, 2005 6:16 PM
Author: Sable Idea He Suggested

What's a pedder-ass, Walter?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2717026)





Date: May 6th, 2005 6:17 PM
Author: Spectacular Indecent Regret

8 year olds, dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2717032)





Date: May 8th, 2005 2:51 PM
Author: Snowy Library

Shut the FUCK up, Donnie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2730171)





Date: May 8th, 2005 3:36 PM
Author: floppy zippy bawdyhouse gaping

"pederast"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2730424)





Date: May 6th, 2005 6:17 PM
Author: Passionate Sick Rigor

What's this "day of rest" shit, man?! What is this bullshit, man? I don't fucking care! It don't matter to Jesus! But you're not fooling me! You might fool the fucks in the league office, but you don't fool Jesus! It's bush league psych-out stuff! Laughable, man! I would've fucked you in the ass Saturday, I'll fuck you in the ass next Wednesday instead! You got a date Wednesday, man!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2717039)





Date: May 8th, 2005 3:13 PM
Author: carmine glittery gunner private investor

he's cracking

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2730286)





Date: May 6th, 2005 6:19 PM
Author: beady-eyed shrine

This is what happens when you FUCK A STRANGER IN THE ASS!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2717054)





Date: May 6th, 2005 9:57 PM
Author: jade alcoholic puppy

Nice marmot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2718646)





Date: May 6th, 2005 11:38 PM
Author: alcoholic garnet indian lodge son of senegal

You think the carpet-pissers did this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2719368)





Date: May 8th, 2005 2:45 PM
Author: Sable Idea He Suggested

Ooooh, separate incidents?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2730137)





Date: May 8th, 2005 2:50 PM
Author: Snowy Library

The Dude abides.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2730161)





Date: May 8th, 2005 2:53 PM
Author: Amethyst unholy abode

I like your style, dude.

I like your style too, man. Got that whole cowboy thing goin' on.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2730181)





Date: May 13th, 2005 4:33 PM
Author: hateful erotic office

Sioux City Sarsaparilla?

That's a good 'un.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775194)





Date: May 8th, 2005 3:26 PM
Author: Sable Idea He Suggested

Dude, I finally got the venue I wanted. I'm performing my dance quintet - you know, my cycle - at Crane Jackson's Fountain Street Theatre on Tuesday night, and I'd love it if you came, and gave me notes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2730376)





Date: May 9th, 2005 11:05 PM
Author: henna lascivious area mood

what does "gave me notes" mean there? I've always wondered.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2742309)





Date: May 9th, 2005 11:06 PM
Author: frisky violet marketing idea

I think he means critique it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2742324)





Date: May 9th, 2005 11:06 PM
Author: Sable Idea He Suggested

I think it's a show business short hand for "tell me how you think I was"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2742325)





Date: May 9th, 2005 10:54 PM
Author: Sable Idea He Suggested

Aitz Chaim Hee as the ex used to say...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2742172)





Date: May 9th, 2005 11:12 PM
Author: Drunken Indirect Expression Trailer Park

Fuck sympathy! I don't need your fuckin' sympathy, man, I need my fucking johnson!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2742373)





Date: May 13th, 2005 4:10 PM
Author: Twinkling stead ratface

what do you need your Johnson for, Dude?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775009)





Date: May 13th, 2005 5:16 PM
Author: Drunken Indirect Expression Trailer Park

DONNIE, YOU'RE OUT OF YOUR ELEMENT!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775516)





Date: May 9th, 2005 11:13 PM
Author: canary church building filthpig

You're not wrong, Walter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2742382)





Date: May 13th, 2005 4:20 PM
Author: bisexual frum trump supporter

You're just an asshole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775091)





Date: May 12th, 2005 11:04 PM
Author: Sable Idea He Suggested

Wonderful woman. Very free spirited. We're all very fond of her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2769534)





Date: May 12th, 2005 11:04 PM
Author: Hilarious marvelous site sandwich

That's why they call me I am expert.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2769540)





Date: May 12th, 2005 11:07 PM
Author: Sable Idea He Suggested

Mein dispatcher says there is a problem with ein cable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2769566)





Date: May 12th, 2005 11:08 PM
Author: Hilarious marvelous site sandwich

That's my friend Jenny. She just came by to use the shower.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2769572)





Date: May 12th, 2005 11:09 PM
Author: Sable Idea He Suggested

You are in a unique position to confirm or disconfirm that suspicion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2769580)





Date: October 9th, 2005 12:06 AM
Author: Exhilarant sanctuary

You can imagine what happens next.

He fixes the cable?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4004933)





Date: May 12th, 2005 11:10 PM
Author: jade alcoholic puppy

How are you gonna keep 'em down on the farm when they've seen Karl Hungus?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2769587)





Date: May 12th, 2005 11:12 PM
Author: Sable Idea He Suggested

You look for the person who will benefit, and, uh, you know, and uh, you know, you know what I'm trying to say.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2769602)





Date: May 12th, 2005 11:13 PM
Author: Jet-lagged topaz corn cake clown

http://www.lebowskifest.com/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2769604)





Date: May 12th, 2005 11:14 PM
Author: Hilarious marvelous site sandwich

Does he still write?

Oh no...he has health problems...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2769609)





Date: May 12th, 2005 11:14 PM
Author: jade alcoholic puppy

AND A GOOD DAY TO YOU, SIR!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2769614)





Date: May 28th, 2005 4:13 PM
Author: Passionate Sick Rigor

hahaha.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2877780)





Date: May 12th, 2005 11:14 PM
Author: Sable Idea He Suggested

Pilar?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2769615)





Date: October 9th, 2005 12:00 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle brindle location

Bulk of the series...not exactly a lightweight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4004897)





Date: May 13th, 2005 4:01 PM
Author: Sable Idea He Suggested

this was a valued, uh...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2774931)





Date: May 13th, 2005 4:13 PM
Author: drab sexy dingle berry

different mothers, huh?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775032)





Date: May 13th, 2005 4:19 PM
Author: bisexual frum trump supporter

Keep your ugly fuckin' gold brickin' ass outta my beachfront community!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775080)





Date: May 13th, 2005 4:21 PM
Author: hateful erotic office

The little punk is stonewalling me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775096)





Date: May 13th, 2005 4:21 PM
Author: jade alcoholic puppy

The supreme court has roundly rejected prior restraint. Lady, I got buddies who died face-down in the muck so you and I can enjoy this family restaurant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775097)





Date: May 13th, 2005 4:24 PM
Author: Sable Idea He Suggested

yes, dear?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775117)





Date: May 13th, 2005 4:28 PM
Author: jade alcoholic puppy

Fuckin' amateurs. They send us a toe, we're supposed to shit ourselves with fear. Jesus Christ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775144)





Date: May 13th, 2005 4:22 PM
Author: flatulent adventurous fanboi

My wife's a pain in the ass. She's always busting my friggin' agates. My daughter's married to a real loser bastard. And I got a rash so bad on my ass, I can't even sit down. But you know me. I can't complain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775101)





Date: May 13th, 2005 4:23 PM
Author: hateful erotic office

Do you like sex, Mr. Lebowski?

Excuse me?

Sex. The physical act of love. Coitus. Do you like it?

I was talking about my rug.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775108)





Date: May 13th, 2005 4:34 PM
Author: jade alcoholic puppy

Jeffrey. Love me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775199)





Date: May 13th, 2005 4:35 PM
Author: hateful erotic office

You're not interested in sex?

You mean coitus?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775208)





Date: May 13th, 2005 4:27 PM
Author: hateful erotic office

What's this?

That is for the urn.

Don't need it. We're scattering the ashes.

Yes, so we were informed. However, we must of course transmit the remains to you in a receptacle.

This is a hundred and eighty dollars.

Yes sir. It is our most modestly priced receptacle.

A HUNDRED AND EIGHTY DOLLARS?!

They range up to three thousand.

We're scattering the fucking ashes!

Sir, please...

JUST BECAUSE WE'RE BEREAVED DOESN'T MEAN WE'RE SAPS!!!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775138)





Date: May 13th, 2005 4:32 PM
Author: bisexual frum trump supporter

I hate the fuckin' Eagles, man!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775173)





Date: May 13th, 2005 4:34 PM
Author: hateful erotic office

Tomorrow vee come back und cut your chonson.

Excuse me?

I SAY VEE CUT OFF YOUR CHONSON!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775204)





Date: May 13th, 2005 4:36 PM
Author: jade alcoholic puppy

Oh, uh, yeah, uh... a tape deck, some Creedence tapes, and there was a, uh... uh, my briefcase.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775214)





Date: May 13th, 2005 4:37 PM
Author: Sable Idea He Suggested

in the briefcase?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775226)





Date: October 6th, 2005 11:38 PM
Author: cocky dull house striped hyena

papers, various papers.

business papers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#3990379)





Date: May 13th, 2005 4:38 PM
Author: hateful erotic office

We dropped off the money...

WHAT "WE"!?!

I--the royal "we," you know, the editorial--I dropped off the money exactly as per--look, I've got certain information, certain things have come to light, and uh, has it ever occurred to you, man, that given the nature of this new shit, that, uh, instead of running around blaming me, that this whole thing might just be, not, you know, not just such a simple, but, uh--you know?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775233)





Date: May 13th, 2005 4:41 PM
Author: aquamarine offensive whorehouse ladyboy

3000 years of beautiful tradition, from Moses to Sandy Koufax...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775263)





Date: May 13th, 2005 4:41 PM
Author: hateful erotic office

You don't have the fucking girl, dipshits. We know you never did. So you've got nothing on my johnson.

(Are these the Nazis, Walter?)

(They're nihilists, Donny. Nothing to be afraid of.)

Vee don't care. Vee still vant zat money or vee fuck you up.

There's no ransom if you don't have a fucking hostage. That's what ransom is. Those are the FUCKING RULES.

Zere are no roolz!

NO RULES! YOU CABBAGE-EATING SONS OF BITCHES...

Hiz girlfriend gafe up her toe! She shought we'd be gettink million dollars! Iss not fair!

Fair? WHO'S THE FUCKING NIHILIST HERE? WHAT ARE YOU, A BUNCH OF FUCKING CRYBABIES!?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775266)





Date: May 13th, 2005 4:44 PM
Author: Jet-lagged topaz corn cake clown

Hey, man, you mind if I do a J?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775300)





Date: May 13th, 2005 4:46 PM
Author: aquamarine offensive whorehouse ladyboy

Those rich fucks! This whole fucking thing-- I did not watch my buddies die face down in the muck so that this fucking strumpet--

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775304)





Date: May 13th, 2005 4:48 PM
Author: hateful erotic office

WHAT JOO DOIN, MANG!?!? I JUS BOUGHT DIZ FUCKEEN CAR LASS WEEK!

I KILL JOO, MANG! I--I KILL YOUR FUCKEEN CAR! I FUCKEEN KILL YOUR FUCKEEN CAR!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775320)





Date: May 13th, 2005 4:51 PM
Author: hateful erotic office

What makes a man, Mr. Lebowski?

I don't know, sir.

Is it... Is it being prepared to do the right thing? Whatever the price? Isn't that what makes a man?

Sure. That and a pair of testicles.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775342)





Date: May 13th, 2005 5:13 PM
Author: ungodly multi-colored sound barrier

Donny was a good bowler, and a good man. He was one of us. He was a man who loved the outdoors... and bowling, and as a surfer he explored the beaches of Southern California, from La Jolla to Leo Carrillo and... up to... Pismo. He died, like so many young men of his generation, he died before his time. In your wisdom, Lord, you took him, as you took so many bright flowering young men at Khe San, at Langdok, at Hill 364. These young men gave their lives. And so would Donny. Donny, who loved bowling. And so, Theodore Donald Karabozoz, in accordance with what we think your dying wishes might well have been, we commit your final mortal remains to the bosom of the Pacific Ocean, which you loved so well. Good night, sweet prince.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775490)





Date: May 14th, 2005 2:13 AM
Author: Sable Idea He Suggested

This was taken when Mrs. Reagan was first lady of the nation. Yes. Yes. Not of California.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2780312)





Date: May 14th, 2005 3:16 AM
Author: cobalt titillating garrison

Best movie of all time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2780644)





Date: May 14th, 2005 6:46 PM
Author: Sable Idea He Suggested

Here we are: It's shabbos...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2783974)





Date: May 19th, 2005 9:19 AM
Author: Sable Idea He Suggested

Those are good burgers, Walter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2818128)





Date: May 28th, 2005 4:08 PM
Author: Sable Idea He Suggested

Fucking dog has fucking papers. Over the line! I'm sorry Smokey, you were over the line, that's a foul. Mark it zero. Next frame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2877755)





Date: May 28th, 2005 4:26 PM
Author: floppy zippy bawdyhouse gaping

Smokey, this is bowling, not Nam. There are rules.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2877879)





Date: June 17th, 2005 9:56 PM
Author: Sable Idea He Suggested

I didn't blame anyone for the loss of my legs, some chinaman took them from me in Korea, but I went out and achieved anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#3044180)





Date: August 28th, 2005 11:39 PM
Author: Sable Idea He Suggested

This is a complicated case, Maude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#3697973)





Date: August 28th, 2005 11:49 PM
Author: aromatic depressive

This agression will not stand, man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#3698068)





Date: October 6th, 2005 11:35 PM
Author: jade alcoholic puppy

The Dude abides.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#3990362)





Date: October 6th, 2005 11:41 PM
Author: Snowy Library

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2730161

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#3990387)





Date: October 6th, 2005 11:44 PM
Author: jade alcoholic puppy

I just needed something to bump with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#3990401)





Date: October 8th, 2005 11:56 PM
Author: jade alcoholic puppy

I could get you a toe. Hell, I could get you a toe by three o'clock.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4004863)





Date: October 9th, 2005 12:04 AM
Author: Stirring Citrine Dilemma

...with nailpolish.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4004920)





Date: October 9th, 2005 12:03 AM
Author: Exhilarant sanctuary

Walter, these aren't the guys who built the railroads.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4004915)





Date: October 9th, 2005 12:06 AM
Author: Stirring Citrine Dilemma

-Does he still write?

-Oh no...he has health problems.

-AND A GOOD DAY TO YOU SIR!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4004935)





Date: October 28th, 2005 9:28 AM
Author: jade alcoholic puppy

Saturday, Donny, is shabbos, the Jewish day of rest. That means I don't work, I don't drive a car, I don't fucking ride in a car, I don't handle money, I don't turn on the oven, and I sure as shit don't fucking roll!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4156521)





Date: October 28th, 2005 9:30 AM
Author: Exhilarant sanctuary

SHOMER SHABBOS!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4156524)





Date: October 28th, 2005 9:31 AM
Author: jade alcoholic puppy

So what are you saying? When you get divorced you turn in your library card? You get a new license? You stop being Jewish?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4156527)





Date: October 28th, 2005 9:31 AM
Author: Twisted Scourge Upon The Earth Theater

donnie, you're out of your element.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4156525)





Date: October 28th, 2005 9:32 AM
Author: yellow laughsome therapy senate

don't fuck with the jesus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4156528)





Date: October 28th, 2005 9:37 AM
Author: jade alcoholic puppy

8 year-olds did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4156546)





Date: October 28th, 2005 9:33 AM
Author: jade alcoholic puppy

Oh, that's Cynthia's dog. I think it's a Pomeranian. I can't leave him home alone or he eats the furniture. I'm watching him while Cynthia and Marty Ackerman are in Hawaii.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4156531)





Date: October 28th, 2005 9:33 AM
Author: Twisted Scourge Upon The Earth Theater

you brought a fucking dog bowling?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4156533)





Date: October 28th, 2005 9:35 AM
Author: jade alcoholic puppy

What do you mean brought it bowling, Dude? I didn't rent it shoes. I'm not buying it a fucking beer. He's not taking your fucking turn, Dude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4156537)





Date: October 28th, 2005 9:37 AM
Author: Twisted Scourge Upon The Earth Theater

if my ex-wife asked me to take care of her fucking dog while she went to honolulu with her boyfriend, i'd tell her to go fuck herself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4156542)





Date: October 28th, 2005 9:39 AM
Author: yellow laughsome therapy senate

you all know that this exact exchange appears above, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4156550)





Date: October 28th, 2005 9:39 AM
Author: jade alcoholic puppy

shhhhhh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4156553)





Date: October 28th, 2005 9:45 AM
Author: yellow laughsome therapy senate

so sorry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4156578)





Date: October 28th, 2005 9:40 AM
Author: Twisted Scourge Upon The Earth Theater

no...FUCK you. (dude in the background: "take the four dollars!")

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4156555)





Date: October 28th, 2005 9:41 AM
Author: jade alcoholic puppy

Mark it 8, Dude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4156562)





Date: October 28th, 2005 9:44 AM
Author: Exhilarant sanctuary

You mark that frame an 8, and you're entering a world of pain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4156577)





Date: October 29th, 2005 1:38 PM
Author: jade alcoholic puppy

Brandt can't watch, though, or he has to pay a hundred.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4164474)





Date: October 29th, 2005 1:47 PM
Author: blue sinister telephone step-uncle's house

It's about drawing a line in the sand, and saying across this line YOU SHALL NOT...and dude, Chinaman is not the prefered nomenclature.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4164518)





Date: November 1st, 2005 9:17 PM
Author: jade alcoholic puppy

Thaaat's right, Dude. The beauty of this is its simplicity. If the plan gets too complex something always goes wrong. If there's one thing I learned in Nam--

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4190602)





Date: November 2nd, 2005 9:26 PM
Author: jade alcoholic puppy

Darkness warshed over the Dude -- darker'n a black steer's tuchus on a moonless prairie night. There was no bottom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4198678)





Date: November 12th, 2005 6:46 PM
Author: Sable Idea He Suggested

The DUDE is not in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4276794)





Date: November 12th, 2005 6:50 PM
Author: Trip Magical Liquid Oxygen

My work has been praised as highly vaginal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4276821)





Date: December 9th, 2005 9:42 PM
Author: Sable Idea He Suggested

Were you listening to the dude's story?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4513680)





Date: December 9th, 2005 11:28 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone salmon toilet seat

I am the walrus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4515012)





Date: November 9th, 2006 9:40 PM
Author: Doobsian Stubborn Kitty

It really tied the room together.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#6960198)





Date: November 9th, 2006 9:50 PM
Author: Bearded stimulating crackhouse

Jackie Treehon treats objects like women, man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#6960235)





Date: November 9th, 2006 9:52 PM
Author: Federal overrated internal respiration tank

Have you ever heard of Viet Nam, Larry?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#6960243)





Date: November 9th, 2006 10:14 PM
Author: lavender bull headed nursing home pocket flask

you mean coitus?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#6960349)





Date: November 9th, 2006 10:15 PM
Author: Federal overrated internal respiration tank

I was talking about my rug.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#6960351)





Date: November 9th, 2006 10:16 PM
Author: Twisted Scourge Upon The Earth Theater

this will not stand, this agression against Kuwait will not stand.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#6960353)





Date: November 9th, 2006 10:18 PM
Author: Doobsian Stubborn Kitty

Your revolution is over, Mr. Lebowski. Condolences. The bums lost. My advice is to do what your parents did; get a job, sir.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#6960363)





Date: November 9th, 2006 10:24 PM
Author: Snowy Library

My art has been commended as being strongly vaginal which bothers some men. The word itself makes some men uncomfortable. Vagina.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#6960391)





Date: November 9th, 2006 10:26 PM
Author: lavender bull headed nursing home pocket flask

haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#6960399)





Date: November 12th, 2006 2:46 PM
Author: costumed lodge party of the first part

They send us a fucking toe and we're supposed to shit ourselves with fear. Jesus Christ!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#6976353)





Date: December 2nd, 2006 6:00 PM
Author: Sable Idea He Suggested

This is the guy who should compensate me for the fucking rug. I mean, his wife goes out and owes money all over town, and they pee on my rug.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#7120424)





Date: December 2nd, 2006 6:37 PM
Author: Exhilarant sanctuary

they pee on your fucking rug.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#7120742)