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Date: May 6th, 2005 3:54 PM Author: Brindle library it's like Lenin said... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2715972) |
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Date: May 6th, 2005 3:56 PM Author: peach sanctuary boltzmann that rug really brought the room together. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2715980) |
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Date: May 6th, 2005 6:16 PM Author: Pink kitchen doctorate HAS THE WHOLE WORLD GONE CRAZY? AM I THE ONLY ONE HERE WHO GIVES A SHIT ABOUT THE RULES? MARK IT ZERO! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2717024) |
Date: May 6th, 2005 3:57 PM Author: Bipolar Locale With that money you can buy any number of rugs which don't have sentimental value for me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2715984) |
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Date: May 6th, 2005 4:19 PM Author: Coral mood Hey, this is a private residence, man... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2716219) |
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Date: May 6th, 2005 6:51 PM Author: maize sexy lodge my rugs have seminal value. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2717250) |
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Date: May 6th, 2005 4:21 PM Author: Excitant jade chapel masturbator Obviously you're not a golfer. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2716240) |
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Date: May 6th, 2005 4:23 PM Author: aphrodisiac fishy preventive strike school cafeteria We believe in nothing, Lebowski, nothing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2716248) |
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Date: May 8th, 2005 3:35 PM Author: Wonderful magenta striped hyena "...nussing, Lebowski, nussing." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2730418) |
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Date: May 6th, 2005 4:28 PM Author: Brindle library That's interesting, that's fucking interesting man. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2716280) |
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Date: May 6th, 2005 4:35 PM Author: Aromatic dingle berry double fault "I'll suck your cock for $1000" "Lemme just go find a cash machine" |
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Date: May 6th, 2005 6:08 PM Author: Brindle library What's in the fuckin' carrier?
Huh? Oh, that's Cynthia's dog. I think it's a Pomeranian. I can't leave him home alone or he eats the furniture. I'm watching him while Cynthia and Marty Ackerman are in Hawaii.
You brought the fuckin' Pomeranian bowling?
What do you mean brought it bowling, Dude? I didn't rent it shoes. I'm not buying it a fucking beer. He's not taking your fucking turn, Dude.
Man, if my fuckin' ex-wife asked me to take care of her fuckin' dog while she and her boyfriend went to Honolulu I'd tell her to go fuck herself.
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Date: May 6th, 2005 6:09 PM Author: cracking zippy stage juggernaut The man in the black pajamas, Dude. Worthy fuckin' adversary. Who's in pajamas Walter? Shut the fuck up, Donny. |
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Date: May 6th, 2005 6:15 PM Author: Copper Senate You ready to be fucked man? I see you rolled your way into the semis. Dios mio, man. Liam and me, we're gonna fuck you up.
Yeah, well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.
Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger 'til it goes "click."
Jesus.
You said it man. Nobody fucks with the Jesus. |
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Date: May 6th, 2005 6:16 PM Author: Brindle library What's a pedder-ass, Walter? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2717026) |
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Date: May 6th, 2005 6:17 PM Author: Aromatic dingle berry double fault 8 year olds, dude (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2717032) |
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Date: May 8th, 2005 2:51 PM Author: slate talented skinny woman forum Shut the FUCK up, Donnie. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2730171) |
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Date: May 8th, 2005 3:36 PM Author: Wonderful magenta striped hyena "pederast" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2730424) |
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Date: May 6th, 2005 6:17 PM Author: Pink kitchen doctorate What's this "day of rest" shit, man?! What is this bullshit, man? I don't fucking care! It don't matter to Jesus! But you're not fooling me! You might fool the fucks in the league office, but you don't fool Jesus! It's bush league psych-out stuff! Laughable, man! I would've fucked you in the ass Saturday, I'll fuck you in the ass next Wednesday instead! You got a date Wednesday, man! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2717039) |
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Date: May 8th, 2005 3:13 PM Author: Alcoholic stag film he's cracking (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2730286) |
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Date: May 6th, 2005 6:19 PM Author: passionate claret public bath internal respiration This is what happens when you FUCK A STRANGER IN THE ASS! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2717054) |
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Date: May 6th, 2005 9:57 PM Author: Splenetic mahogany market Nice marmot. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2718646) |
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Date: May 6th, 2005 11:38 PM Author: apoplectic trip hospital blood rage You think the carpet-pissers did this? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2719368) |
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Date: May 8th, 2005 2:45 PM Author: Brindle library Ooooh, separate incidents? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2730137) |
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Date: May 8th, 2005 2:50 PM Author: slate talented skinny woman forum The Dude abides. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2730161) |
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Date: May 8th, 2005 2:53 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle shrine I like your style, dude.
I like your style too, man. Got that whole cowboy thing goin' on.
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Date: May 13th, 2005 4:33 PM Author: Coral mood Sioux City Sarsaparilla?
That's a good 'un. |
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Date: May 8th, 2005 3:26 PM Author: Brindle library Dude, I finally got the venue I wanted. I'm performing my dance quintet - you know, my cycle - at Crane Jackson's Fountain Street Theatre on Tuesday night, and I'd love it if you came, and gave me notes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2730376) |
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Date: May 9th, 2005 11:05 PM Author: sinister hominid what does "gave me notes" mean there? I've always wondered. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2742309) |
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Date: May 9th, 2005 11:06 PM Author: embarrassed to the bone crackhouse partner I think he means critique it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2742324) |
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Date: May 9th, 2005 11:06 PM Author: Brindle library I think it's a show business short hand for "tell me how you think I was" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2742325) |
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Date: May 9th, 2005 10:54 PM Author: Brindle library Aitz Chaim Hee as the ex used to say... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2742172) |
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Date: May 9th, 2005 11:12 PM Author: aphrodisiac fishy preventive strike school cafeteria Fuck sympathy! I don't need your fuckin' sympathy, man, I need my fucking johnson!
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Date: May 13th, 2005 4:10 PM Author: charismatic indian lodge mother what do you need your Johnson for, Dude? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775009) |
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Date: May 13th, 2005 5:16 PM Author: aphrodisiac fishy preventive strike school cafeteria DONNIE, YOU'RE OUT OF YOUR ELEMENT! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775516) |
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Date: May 9th, 2005 11:13 PM Author: Excitant jade chapel masturbator You're not wrong, Walter. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2742382) |
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Date: May 13th, 2005 4:20 PM Author: Soul-stirring Wine Ticket Booth International Law Enforcement Agency You're just an asshole. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775091) |
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Date: May 12th, 2005 11:04 PM Author: Brindle library Wonderful woman. Very free spirited. We're all very fond of her. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2769534) |
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Date: May 12th, 2005 11:04 PM Author: carmine swashbuckling clown electric furnace That's why they call me I am expert. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2769540) |
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Date: May 12th, 2005 11:07 PM Author: Brindle library Mein dispatcher says there is a problem with ein cable. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2769566) |
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Date: May 12th, 2005 11:08 PM Author: carmine swashbuckling clown electric furnace That's my friend Jenny. She just came by to use the shower. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2769572) |
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Date: May 12th, 2005 11:09 PM Author: Brindle library You are in a unique position to confirm or disconfirm that suspicion. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2769580) |
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Date: October 9th, 2005 12:06 AM Author: fluffy university giraffe You can imagine what happens next.
He fixes the cable? |
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Date: May 12th, 2005 11:10 PM Author: Splenetic mahogany market How are you gonna keep 'em down on the farm when they've seen Karl Hungus? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2769587) |
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Date: May 12th, 2005 11:12 PM Author: Brindle library You look for the person who will benefit, and, uh, you know, and uh, you know, you know what I'm trying to say. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2769602) |
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Date: May 12th, 2005 11:13 PM Author: Supple cuckoldry http://www.lebowskifest.com/ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2769604) |
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Date: May 12th, 2005 11:14 PM Author: carmine swashbuckling clown electric furnace Does he still write?
Oh no...he has health problems... |
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Date: May 12th, 2005 11:14 PM Author: Splenetic mahogany market AND A GOOD DAY TO YOU, SIR! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2769614) |
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Date: May 28th, 2005 4:13 PM Author: Pink kitchen doctorate hahaha. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2877780) |
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Date: May 12th, 2005 11:14 PM Author: Brindle library Pilar? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2769615) |
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Date: October 9th, 2005 12:00 AM Author: learning disabled autistic idea he suggested party of the first part Bulk of the series...not exactly a lightweight. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4004897) |
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Date: May 13th, 2005 4:01 PM Author: Brindle library this was a valued, uh... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2774931) |
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Date: May 13th, 2005 4:13 PM Author: black bespoke brunch stain different mothers, huh? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775032) |
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Date: May 13th, 2005 4:19 PM Author: Soul-stirring Wine Ticket Booth International Law Enforcement Agency Keep your ugly fuckin' gold brickin' ass outta my beachfront community! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775080) |
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Date: May 13th, 2005 4:21 PM Author: Coral mood The little punk is stonewalling me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775096) |
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Date: May 13th, 2005 4:21 PM Author: Splenetic mahogany market The supreme court has roundly rejected prior restraint. Lady, I got buddies who died face-down in the muck so you and I can enjoy this family restaurant (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775097) |
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Date: May 13th, 2005 4:24 PM Author: Brindle library yes, dear? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775117) |
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Date: May 13th, 2005 4:28 PM Author: Splenetic mahogany market Fuckin' amateurs. They send us a toe, we're supposed to shit ourselves with fear. Jesus Christ. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775144) |
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Date: May 13th, 2005 4:22 PM Author: Bipolar Locale My wife's a pain in the ass. She's always busting my friggin' agates. My daughter's married to a real loser bastard. And I got a rash so bad on my ass, I can't even sit down. But you know me. I can't complain. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775101) |
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Date: May 13th, 2005 4:23 PM Author: Coral mood Do you like sex, Mr. Lebowski?
Excuse me?
Sex. The physical act of love. Coitus. Do you like it?
I was talking about my rug. |
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Date: May 13th, 2005 4:34 PM Author: Splenetic mahogany market Jeffrey. Love me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775199) |
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Date: May 13th, 2005 4:35 PM Author: Coral mood You're not interested in sex?
You mean coitus? |
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Date: May 13th, 2005 4:27 PM Author: Coral mood What's this?
That is for the urn.
Don't need it. We're scattering the ashes.
Yes, so we were informed. However, we must of course transmit the remains to you in a receptacle.
This is a hundred and eighty dollars.
Yes sir. It is our most modestly priced receptacle.
A HUNDRED AND EIGHTY DOLLARS?!
They range up to three thousand.
We're scattering the fucking ashes!
Sir, please...
JUST BECAUSE WE'RE BEREAVED DOESN'T MEAN WE'RE SAPS!!!
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Date: May 13th, 2005 4:32 PM Author: Soul-stirring Wine Ticket Booth International Law Enforcement Agency I hate the fuckin' Eagles, man! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775173) |
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Date: May 13th, 2005 4:34 PM Author: Coral mood Tomorrow vee come back und cut your chonson.
Excuse me?
I SAY VEE CUT OFF YOUR CHONSON!
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Date: May 13th, 2005 4:36 PM Author: Splenetic mahogany market Oh, uh, yeah, uh... a tape deck, some Creedence tapes, and there was a, uh... uh, my briefcase. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775214) |
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Date: May 13th, 2005 4:37 PM Author: Brindle library in the briefcase? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775226) |
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Date: October 6th, 2005 11:38 PM Author: Laughsome rambunctious jewess papers, various papers.
business papers. |
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Date: May 13th, 2005 4:38 PM Author: Coral mood We dropped off the money...
WHAT "WE"!?!
I--the royal "we," you know, the editorial--I dropped off the money exactly as per--look, I've got certain information, certain things have come to light, and uh, has it ever occurred to you, man, that given the nature of this new shit, that, uh, instead of running around blaming me, that this whole thing might just be, not, you know, not just such a simple, but, uh--you know?
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Date: May 13th, 2005 4:41 PM Author: 180 insane rigor hell 3000 years of beautiful tradition, from Moses to Sandy Koufax... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775263) |
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Date: May 13th, 2005 4:41 PM Author: Coral mood You don't have the fucking girl, dipshits. We know you never did. So you've got nothing on my johnson.
(Are these the Nazis, Walter?)
(They're nihilists, Donny. Nothing to be afraid of.)
Vee don't care. Vee still vant zat money or vee fuck you up.
There's no ransom if you don't have a fucking hostage. That's what ransom is. Those are the FUCKING RULES.
Zere are no roolz!
NO RULES! YOU CABBAGE-EATING SONS OF BITCHES...
Hiz girlfriend gafe up her toe! She shought we'd be gettink million dollars! Iss not fair!
Fair? WHO'S THE FUCKING NIHILIST HERE? WHAT ARE YOU, A BUNCH OF FUCKING CRYBABIES!?! |
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Date: May 13th, 2005 4:44 PM Author: Supple cuckoldry Hey, man, you mind if I do a J? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775300) |
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Date: May 13th, 2005 4:46 PM Author: 180 insane rigor hell Those rich fucks! This whole fucking thing-- I did not watch my buddies die face down in the muck so that this fucking strumpet-- (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775304) |
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Date: May 13th, 2005 4:48 PM Author: Coral mood WHAT JOO DOIN, MANG!?!? I JUS BOUGHT DIZ FUCKEEN CAR LASS WEEK!
I KILL JOO, MANG! I--I KILL YOUR FUCKEEN CAR! I FUCKEEN KILL YOUR FUCKEEN CAR! |
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Date: May 13th, 2005 4:51 PM Author: Coral mood What makes a man, Mr. Lebowski?
I don't know, sir.
Is it... Is it being prepared to do the right thing? Whatever the price? Isn't that what makes a man?
Sure. That and a pair of testicles. |
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Date: May 13th, 2005 5:13 PM Author: frisky round eye Donny was a good bowler, and a good man. He was one of us. He was a man who loved the outdoors... and bowling, and as a surfer he explored the beaches of Southern California, from La Jolla to Leo Carrillo and... up to... Pismo. He died, like so many young men of his generation, he died before his time. In your wisdom, Lord, you took him, as you took so many bright flowering young men at Khe San, at Langdok, at Hill 364. These young men gave their lives. And so would Donny. Donny, who loved bowling. And so, Theodore Donald Karabozoz, in accordance with what we think your dying wishes might well have been, we commit your final mortal remains to the bosom of the Pacific Ocean, which you loved so well. Good night, sweet prince. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775490) |
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Date: May 14th, 2005 2:13 AM Author: Brindle library This was taken when Mrs. Reagan was first lady of the nation. Yes. Yes. Not of California. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2780312) |
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Date: May 14th, 2005 3:16 AM Author: cracking zippy stage juggernaut Best movie of all time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2780644) |
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Date: May 14th, 2005 6:46 PM Author: Brindle library Here we are: It's shabbos... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2783974) |
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Date: May 19th, 2005 9:19 AM Author: Brindle library Those are good burgers, Walter. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2818128) |
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Date: May 28th, 2005 4:08 PM Author: Brindle library Fucking dog has fucking papers. Over the line! I'm sorry Smokey, you were over the line, that's a foul. Mark it zero. Next frame. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2877755) |
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Date: May 28th, 2005 4:26 PM Author: Wonderful magenta striped hyena Smokey, this is bowling, not Nam. There are rules. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2877879) |
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Date: June 17th, 2005 9:56 PM Author: Brindle library I didn't blame anyone for the loss of my legs, some chinaman took them from me in Korea, but I went out and achieved anyway. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#3044180) |
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Date: August 28th, 2005 11:39 PM Author: Brindle library This is a complicated case, Maude. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#3697973) |
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Date: August 28th, 2005 11:49 PM Author: gay beady-eyed cuckold This agression will not stand, man. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#3698068) |
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Date: October 6th, 2005 11:35 PM Author: Splenetic mahogany market The Dude abides. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#3990362) |
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Date: October 6th, 2005 11:41 PM Author: slate talented skinny woman forum http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2730161 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#3990387) |
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Date: October 6th, 2005 11:44 PM Author: Splenetic mahogany market I just needed something to bump with (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#3990401) |
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Date: October 8th, 2005 11:56 PM Author: Splenetic mahogany market I could get you a toe. Hell, I could get you a toe by three o'clock. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4004863) |
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Date: October 9th, 2005 12:04 AM Author: Topaz angry digit ratio ...with nailpolish. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4004920) |
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Date: October 9th, 2005 12:03 AM Author: fluffy university giraffe Walter, these aren't the guys who built the railroads. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4004915) |
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Date: October 9th, 2005 12:06 AM Author: Topaz angry digit ratio -Does he still write?
-Oh no...he has health problems.
-AND A GOOD DAY TO YOU SIR! |
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Date: October 28th, 2005 9:28 AM Author: Splenetic mahogany market Saturday, Donny, is shabbos, the Jewish day of rest. That means I don't work, I don't drive a car, I don't fucking ride in a car, I don't handle money, I don't turn on the oven, and I sure as shit don't fucking roll! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4156521) |
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Date: October 28th, 2005 9:30 AM Author: fluffy university giraffe SHOMER SHABBOS! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4156524) |
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Date: October 28th, 2005 9:31 AM Author: Splenetic mahogany market So what are you saying? When you get divorced you turn in your library card? You get a new license? You stop being Jewish? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4156527) |
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Date: October 28th, 2005 9:31 AM Author: Slippery Fragrant Abode Brethren donnie, you're out of your element. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4156525) |
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Date: October 28th, 2005 9:32 AM Author: cruel-hearted appetizing halford don't fuck with the jesus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4156528) |
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Date: October 28th, 2005 9:37 AM Author: Splenetic mahogany market 8 year-olds did. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4156546) |
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Date: October 28th, 2005 9:33 AM Author: Splenetic mahogany market Oh, that's Cynthia's dog. I think it's a Pomeranian. I can't leave him home alone or he eats the furniture. I'm watching him while Cynthia and Marty Ackerman are in Hawaii. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4156531) |
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Date: October 28th, 2005 9:33 AM Author: Slippery Fragrant Abode Brethren you brought a fucking dog bowling? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4156533) |
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Date: October 28th, 2005 9:35 AM Author: Splenetic mahogany market What do you mean brought it bowling, Dude? I didn't rent it shoes. I'm not buying it a fucking beer. He's not taking your fucking turn, Dude. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4156537) |
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Date: October 28th, 2005 9:37 AM Author: Slippery Fragrant Abode Brethren if my ex-wife asked me to take care of her fucking dog while she went to honolulu with her boyfriend, i'd tell her to go fuck herself. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4156542) |
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Date: October 28th, 2005 9:39 AM Author: cruel-hearted appetizing halford you all know that this exact exchange appears above, right? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4156550) |
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Date: October 28th, 2005 9:39 AM Author: Splenetic mahogany market shhhhhh (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4156553) |
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Date: October 28th, 2005 9:45 AM Author: cruel-hearted appetizing halford so sorry. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4156578) |
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Date: October 28th, 2005 9:40 AM Author: Slippery Fragrant Abode Brethren no...FUCK you. (dude in the background: "take the four dollars!") (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4156555) |
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Date: October 28th, 2005 9:41 AM Author: Splenetic mahogany market Mark it 8, Dude. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4156562) |
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Date: October 28th, 2005 9:44 AM Author: fluffy university giraffe You mark that frame an 8, and you're entering a world of pain. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4156577) |
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Date: October 29th, 2005 1:38 PM Author: Splenetic mahogany market Brandt can't watch, though, or he has to pay a hundred. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4164474) |
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Date: October 29th, 2005 1:47 PM Author: Jet-lagged hissy fit theater It's about drawing a line in the sand, and saying across this line YOU SHALL NOT...and dude, Chinaman is not the prefered nomenclature. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4164518) |
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Date: November 1st, 2005 9:17 PM Author: Splenetic mahogany market Thaaat's right, Dude. The beauty of this is its simplicity. If the plan gets too complex something always goes wrong. If there's one thing I learned in Nam-- (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4190602) |
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Date: November 2nd, 2005 9:26 PM Author: Splenetic mahogany market Darkness warshed over the Dude -- darker'n a black steer's tuchus on a moonless prairie night. There was no bottom. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4198678) |
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Date: November 12th, 2005 6:46 PM Author: Brindle library The DUDE is not in. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4276794) |
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Date: November 12th, 2005 6:50 PM Author: avocado legend boiling water My work has been praised as highly vaginal. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4276821) |
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Date: December 9th, 2005 9:42 PM Author: Brindle library Were you listening to the dude's story? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4513680) |
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Date: December 9th, 2005 11:28 PM Author: irradiated bisexual potus I am the walrus. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4515012) |
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Date: November 9th, 2006 9:40 PM Author: razzle property It really tied the room together. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#6960198) |
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Date: November 9th, 2006 9:50 PM Author: cerise principal's office Jackie Treehon treats objects like women, man. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#6960235) |
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Date: November 9th, 2006 9:52 PM Author: Coiffed adulterous factory reset button community account Have you ever heard of Viet Nam, Larry? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#6960243) |
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Date: November 9th, 2006 10:14 PM Author: Flickering dark pozpig you mean coitus? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#6960349) |
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Date: November 9th, 2006 10:15 PM Author: Coiffed adulterous factory reset button community account I was talking about my rug. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#6960351) |
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Date: November 9th, 2006 10:16 PM Author: Slippery Fragrant Abode Brethren this will not stand, this agression against Kuwait will not stand. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#6960353) |
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Date: November 9th, 2006 10:18 PM Author: razzle property Your revolution is over, Mr. Lebowski. Condolences. The bums lost. My advice is to do what your parents did; get a job, sir. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#6960363) |
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Date: November 9th, 2006 10:24 PM Author: slate talented skinny woman forum My art has been commended as being strongly vaginal which bothers some men. The word itself makes some men uncomfortable. Vagina. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#6960391) |
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Date: November 9th, 2006 10:26 PM Author: Flickering dark pozpig haha (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#6960399) |
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Date: November 12th, 2006 2:46 PM Author: Jet Multi-colored Cruise Ship Deer Antler They send us a fucking toe and we're supposed to shit ourselves with fear. Jesus Christ! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#6976353) |
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Date: December 2nd, 2006 6:00 PM Author: Brindle library This is the guy who should compensate me for the fucking rug. I mean, his wife goes out and owes money all over town, and they pee on my rug. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#7120424) |
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Date: December 2nd, 2006 6:37 PM Author: fluffy university giraffe they pee on your fucking rug. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#7120742) |