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Date: May 6th, 2005 3:54 PM Author: brilliant trip lay it's like Lenin said... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2715972) |
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Date: May 6th, 2005 3:56 PM Author: Irradiated misanthropic pisswyrm dingle berry that rug really brought the room together. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2715980) |
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Date: May 6th, 2005 6:16 PM Author: Canary vigorous circlehead blood rage HAS THE WHOLE WORLD GONE CRAZY? AM I THE ONLY ONE HERE WHO GIVES A SHIT ABOUT THE RULES? MARK IT ZERO! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2717024) |
Date: May 6th, 2005 3:57 PM Author: pink theater indirect expression With that money you can buy any number of rugs which don't have sentimental value for me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2715984) |
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Date: May 6th, 2005 4:19 PM Author: Anal Milky Heaven Jap Hey, this is a private residence, man... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2716219) |
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Date: May 6th, 2005 6:51 PM Author: walnut toilet seat therapy my rugs have seminal value. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2717250) |
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Date: May 6th, 2005 4:21 PM Author: vengeful shaky forum Obviously you're not a golfer. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2716240) |
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Date: May 6th, 2005 4:23 PM Author: bistre school cafeteria legal warrant We believe in nothing, Lebowski, nothing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2716248) |
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Date: May 8th, 2005 3:35 PM Author: Diverse idiotic candlestick maker yarmulke "...nussing, Lebowski, nussing." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2730418) |
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Date: May 6th, 2005 4:28 PM Author: brilliant trip lay That's interesting, that's fucking interesting man. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2716280) |
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Date: May 6th, 2005 4:35 PM Author: Duck-like galvanic son of senegal "I'll suck your cock for $1000" "Lemme just go find a cash machine" |
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Date: May 6th, 2005 6:08 PM Author: brilliant trip lay What's in the fuckin' carrier?
Huh? Oh, that's Cynthia's dog. I think it's a Pomeranian. I can't leave him home alone or he eats the furniture. I'm watching him while Cynthia and Marty Ackerman are in Hawaii.
You brought the fuckin' Pomeranian bowling?
What do you mean brought it bowling, Dude? I didn't rent it shoes. I'm not buying it a fucking beer. He's not taking your fucking turn, Dude.
Man, if my fuckin' ex-wife asked me to take care of her fuckin' dog while she and her boyfriend went to Honolulu I'd tell her to go fuck herself.
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Date: May 6th, 2005 6:09 PM Author: Passionate Chartreuse Station Mediation The man in the black pajamas, Dude. Worthy fuckin' adversary. Who's in pajamas Walter? Shut the fuck up, Donny. |
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Date: May 6th, 2005 6:15 PM Author: Bearded ivory affirmative action You ready to be fucked man? I see you rolled your way into the semis. Dios mio, man. Liam and me, we're gonna fuck you up.
Yeah, well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.
Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger 'til it goes "click."
Jesus.
You said it man. Nobody fucks with the Jesus. |
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Date: May 6th, 2005 6:16 PM Author: brilliant trip lay What's a pedder-ass, Walter? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2717026) |
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Date: May 6th, 2005 6:17 PM Author: Duck-like galvanic son of senegal 8 year olds, dude (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2717032) |
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Date: May 8th, 2005 2:51 PM Author: Grizzly boistinker Shut the FUCK up, Donnie. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2730171) |
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Date: May 8th, 2005 3:36 PM Author: Diverse idiotic candlestick maker yarmulke "pederast" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2730424) |
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Date: May 6th, 2005 6:17 PM Author: Canary vigorous circlehead blood rage What's this "day of rest" shit, man?! What is this bullshit, man? I don't fucking care! It don't matter to Jesus! But you're not fooling me! You might fool the fucks in the league office, but you don't fool Jesus! It's bush league psych-out stuff! Laughable, man! I would've fucked you in the ass Saturday, I'll fuck you in the ass next Wednesday instead! You got a date Wednesday, man! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2717039) |
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Date: May 8th, 2005 3:13 PM Author: Cream kitchen milk he's cracking (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2730286) |
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Date: May 6th, 2005 6:19 PM Author: Naked useless nowag This is what happens when you FUCK A STRANGER IN THE ASS! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2717054) |
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Date: May 6th, 2005 9:57 PM Author: up-to-no-good preventive strike center Nice marmot. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2718646) |
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Date: May 6th, 2005 11:38 PM Author: balding church building boltzmann You think the carpet-pissers did this? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2719368) |
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Date: May 8th, 2005 2:45 PM Author: brilliant trip lay Ooooh, separate incidents? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2730137) |
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Date: May 8th, 2005 2:50 PM Author: Grizzly boistinker The Dude abides. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2730161) |
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Date: May 8th, 2005 2:53 PM Author: Stimulating Amethyst Trailer Park I like your style, dude.
I like your style too, man. Got that whole cowboy thing goin' on.
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Date: May 13th, 2005 4:33 PM Author: Anal Milky Heaven Jap Sioux City Sarsaparilla?
That's a good 'un. |
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Date: May 8th, 2005 3:26 PM Author: brilliant trip lay Dude, I finally got the venue I wanted. I'm performing my dance quintet - you know, my cycle - at Crane Jackson's Fountain Street Theatre on Tuesday night, and I'd love it if you came, and gave me notes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2730376) |
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Date: May 9th, 2005 11:05 PM Author: Bonkers Scarlet Space what does "gave me notes" mean there? I've always wondered. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2742309) |
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Date: May 9th, 2005 11:06 PM Author: Aphrodisiac mint associate degenerate I think he means critique it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2742324) |
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Date: May 9th, 2005 11:06 PM Author: brilliant trip lay I think it's a show business short hand for "tell me how you think I was" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2742325) |
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Date: May 9th, 2005 10:54 PM Author: brilliant trip lay Aitz Chaim Hee as the ex used to say... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2742172) |
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Date: May 9th, 2005 11:12 PM Author: bistre school cafeteria legal warrant Fuck sympathy! I don't need your fuckin' sympathy, man, I need my fucking johnson!
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Date: May 13th, 2005 4:10 PM Author: Fishy cheese-eating dopamine what do you need your Johnson for, Dude? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775009) |
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Date: May 13th, 2005 5:16 PM Author: bistre school cafeteria legal warrant DONNIE, YOU'RE OUT OF YOUR ELEMENT! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775516) |
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Date: May 9th, 2005 11:13 PM Author: vengeful shaky forum You're not wrong, Walter. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2742382) |
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Date: May 13th, 2005 4:20 PM Author: maniacal burgundy meetinghouse ratface You're just an asshole. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775091) |
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Date: May 12th, 2005 11:04 PM Author: brilliant trip lay Wonderful woman. Very free spirited. We're all very fond of her. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2769534) |
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Date: May 12th, 2005 11:04 PM Author: glittery fat ankles That's why they call me I am expert. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2769540) |
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Date: May 12th, 2005 11:07 PM Author: brilliant trip lay Mein dispatcher says there is a problem with ein cable. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2769566) |
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Date: May 12th, 2005 11:08 PM Author: glittery fat ankles That's my friend Jenny. She just came by to use the shower. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2769572) |
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Date: May 12th, 2005 11:09 PM Author: brilliant trip lay You are in a unique position to confirm or disconfirm that suspicion. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2769580) |
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Date: October 9th, 2005 12:06 AM Author: crimson public bath You can imagine what happens next.
He fixes the cable? |
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Date: May 12th, 2005 11:10 PM Author: up-to-no-good preventive strike center How are you gonna keep 'em down on the farm when they've seen Karl Hungus? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2769587) |
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Date: May 12th, 2005 11:12 PM Author: brilliant trip lay You look for the person who will benefit, and, uh, you know, and uh, you know, you know what I'm trying to say. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2769602) |
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Date: May 12th, 2005 11:13 PM Author: bull headed ocher hell masturbator http://www.lebowskifest.com/ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2769604) |
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Date: May 12th, 2005 11:14 PM Author: glittery fat ankles Does he still write?
Oh no...he has health problems... |
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Date: May 12th, 2005 11:14 PM Author: up-to-no-good preventive strike center AND A GOOD DAY TO YOU, SIR! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2769614) |
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Date: May 28th, 2005 4:13 PM Author: Canary vigorous circlehead blood rage hahaha. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2877780) |
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Date: May 12th, 2005 11:14 PM Author: brilliant trip lay Pilar? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2769615) |
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Date: October 9th, 2005 12:00 AM Author: Spectacular den Bulk of the series...not exactly a lightweight. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4004897) |
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Date: May 13th, 2005 4:01 PM Author: brilliant trip lay this was a valued, uh... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2774931) |
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Date: May 13th, 2005 4:13 PM Author: yellow friendly grandma different mothers, huh? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775032) |
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Date: May 13th, 2005 4:19 PM Author: maniacal burgundy meetinghouse ratface Keep your ugly fuckin' gold brickin' ass outta my beachfront community! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775080) |
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Date: May 13th, 2005 4:21 PM Author: Anal Milky Heaven Jap The little punk is stonewalling me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775096) |
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Date: May 13th, 2005 4:21 PM Author: up-to-no-good preventive strike center The supreme court has roundly rejected prior restraint. Lady, I got buddies who died face-down in the muck so you and I can enjoy this family restaurant (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775097) |
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Date: May 13th, 2005 4:24 PM Author: brilliant trip lay yes, dear? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775117) |
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Date: May 13th, 2005 4:28 PM Author: up-to-no-good preventive strike center Fuckin' amateurs. They send us a toe, we're supposed to shit ourselves with fear. Jesus Christ. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775144) |
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Date: May 13th, 2005 4:22 PM Author: pink theater indirect expression My wife's a pain in the ass. She's always busting my friggin' agates. My daughter's married to a real loser bastard. And I got a rash so bad on my ass, I can't even sit down. But you know me. I can't complain. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775101) |
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Date: May 13th, 2005 4:23 PM Author: Anal Milky Heaven Jap Do you like sex, Mr. Lebowski?
Excuse me?
Sex. The physical act of love. Coitus. Do you like it?
I was talking about my rug. |
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Date: May 13th, 2005 4:34 PM Author: up-to-no-good preventive strike center Jeffrey. Love me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775199) |
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Date: May 13th, 2005 4:35 PM Author: Anal Milky Heaven Jap You're not interested in sex?
You mean coitus? |
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Date: May 13th, 2005 4:27 PM Author: Anal Milky Heaven Jap What's this?
That is for the urn.
Don't need it. We're scattering the ashes.
Yes, so we were informed. However, we must of course transmit the remains to you in a receptacle.
This is a hundred and eighty dollars.
Yes sir. It is our most modestly priced receptacle.
A HUNDRED AND EIGHTY DOLLARS?!
They range up to three thousand.
We're scattering the fucking ashes!
Sir, please...
JUST BECAUSE WE'RE BEREAVED DOESN'T MEAN WE'RE SAPS!!!
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Date: May 13th, 2005 4:32 PM Author: maniacal burgundy meetinghouse ratface I hate the fuckin' Eagles, man! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775173) |
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Date: May 13th, 2005 4:34 PM Author: Anal Milky Heaven Jap Tomorrow vee come back und cut your chonson.
Excuse me?
I SAY VEE CUT OFF YOUR CHONSON!
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Date: May 13th, 2005 4:36 PM Author: up-to-no-good preventive strike center Oh, uh, yeah, uh... a tape deck, some Creedence tapes, and there was a, uh... uh, my briefcase. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775214) |
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Date: May 13th, 2005 4:37 PM Author: brilliant trip lay in the briefcase? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775226) |
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Date: October 6th, 2005 11:38 PM Author: mauve tanning salon papers, various papers.
business papers. |
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Date: May 13th, 2005 4:38 PM Author: Anal Milky Heaven Jap We dropped off the money...
WHAT "WE"!?!
I--the royal "we," you know, the editorial--I dropped off the money exactly as per--look, I've got certain information, certain things have come to light, and uh, has it ever occurred to you, man, that given the nature of this new shit, that, uh, instead of running around blaming me, that this whole thing might just be, not, you know, not just such a simple, but, uh--you know?
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Date: May 13th, 2005 4:41 PM Author: Impertinent Fuchsia Private Investor 3000 years of beautiful tradition, from Moses to Sandy Koufax... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775263) |
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Date: May 13th, 2005 4:41 PM Author: Anal Milky Heaven Jap You don't have the fucking girl, dipshits. We know you never did. So you've got nothing on my johnson.
(Are these the Nazis, Walter?)
(They're nihilists, Donny. Nothing to be afraid of.)
Vee don't care. Vee still vant zat money or vee fuck you up.
There's no ransom if you don't have a fucking hostage. That's what ransom is. Those are the FUCKING RULES.
Zere are no roolz!
NO RULES! YOU CABBAGE-EATING SONS OF BITCHES...
Hiz girlfriend gafe up her toe! She shought we'd be gettink million dollars! Iss not fair!
Fair? WHO'S THE FUCKING NIHILIST HERE? WHAT ARE YOU, A BUNCH OF FUCKING CRYBABIES!?! |
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Date: May 13th, 2005 4:44 PM Author: bull headed ocher hell masturbator Hey, man, you mind if I do a J? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775300) |
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Date: May 13th, 2005 4:46 PM Author: Impertinent Fuchsia Private Investor Those rich fucks! This whole fucking thing-- I did not watch my buddies die face down in the muck so that this fucking strumpet-- (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775304) |
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Date: May 13th, 2005 4:48 PM Author: Anal Milky Heaven Jap WHAT JOO DOIN, MANG!?!? I JUS BOUGHT DIZ FUCKEEN CAR LASS WEEK!
I KILL JOO, MANG! I--I KILL YOUR FUCKEEN CAR! I FUCKEEN KILL YOUR FUCKEEN CAR! |
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Date: May 13th, 2005 4:51 PM Author: Anal Milky Heaven Jap What makes a man, Mr. Lebowski?
I don't know, sir.
Is it... Is it being prepared to do the right thing? Whatever the price? Isn't that what makes a man?
Sure. That and a pair of testicles. |
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Date: May 13th, 2005 5:13 PM Author: Wild home dog poop Donny was a good bowler, and a good man. He was one of us. He was a man who loved the outdoors... and bowling, and as a surfer he explored the beaches of Southern California, from La Jolla to Leo Carrillo and... up to... Pismo. He died, like so many young men of his generation, he died before his time. In your wisdom, Lord, you took him, as you took so many bright flowering young men at Khe San, at Langdok, at Hill 364. These young men gave their lives. And so would Donny. Donny, who loved bowling. And so, Theodore Donald Karabozoz, in accordance with what we think your dying wishes might well have been, we commit your final mortal remains to the bosom of the Pacific Ocean, which you loved so well. Good night, sweet prince. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775490) |
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Date: May 14th, 2005 2:13 AM Author: brilliant trip lay This was taken when Mrs. Reagan was first lady of the nation. Yes. Yes. Not of California. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2780312) |
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Date: May 14th, 2005 3:16 AM Author: Passionate Chartreuse Station Mediation Best movie of all time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2780644) |
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Date: May 14th, 2005 6:46 PM Author: brilliant trip lay Here we are: It's shabbos... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2783974) |
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Date: May 19th, 2005 9:19 AM Author: brilliant trip lay Those are good burgers, Walter. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2818128) |
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Date: May 28th, 2005 4:08 PM Author: brilliant trip lay Fucking dog has fucking papers. Over the line! I'm sorry Smokey, you were over the line, that's a foul. Mark it zero. Next frame. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2877755) |
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Date: May 28th, 2005 4:26 PM Author: Diverse idiotic candlestick maker yarmulke Smokey, this is bowling, not Nam. There are rules. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2877879) |
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Date: June 17th, 2005 9:56 PM Author: brilliant trip lay I didn't blame anyone for the loss of my legs, some chinaman took them from me in Korea, but I went out and achieved anyway. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#3044180) |
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Date: August 28th, 2005 11:39 PM Author: brilliant trip lay This is a complicated case, Maude. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#3697973) |
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Date: August 28th, 2005 11:49 PM Author: Zombie-like Hairless National This agression will not stand, man. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#3698068) |
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Date: October 6th, 2005 11:35 PM Author: up-to-no-good preventive strike center The Dude abides. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#3990362) |
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Date: October 6th, 2005 11:41 PM Author: Grizzly boistinker http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2730161 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#3990387) |
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Date: October 6th, 2005 11:44 PM Author: up-to-no-good preventive strike center I just needed something to bump with (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#3990401) |
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Date: October 8th, 2005 11:56 PM Author: up-to-no-good preventive strike center I could get you a toe. Hell, I could get you a toe by three o'clock. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4004863) |
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Date: October 9th, 2005 12:04 AM Author: Slate Indecent Rigor Old Irish Cottage ...with nailpolish. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4004920) |
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Date: October 9th, 2005 12:03 AM Author: crimson public bath Walter, these aren't the guys who built the railroads. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4004915) |
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Date: October 9th, 2005 12:06 AM Author: Slate Indecent Rigor Old Irish Cottage -Does he still write?
-Oh no...he has health problems.
-AND A GOOD DAY TO YOU SIR! |
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Date: October 28th, 2005 9:28 AM Author: up-to-no-good preventive strike center Saturday, Donny, is shabbos, the Jewish day of rest. That means I don't work, I don't drive a car, I don't fucking ride in a car, I don't handle money, I don't turn on the oven, and I sure as shit don't fucking roll! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4156521) |
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Date: October 28th, 2005 9:30 AM Author: crimson public bath SHOMER SHABBOS! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4156524) |
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Date: October 28th, 2005 9:31 AM Author: up-to-no-good preventive strike center So what are you saying? When you get divorced you turn in your library card? You get a new license? You stop being Jewish? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4156527) |
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Date: October 28th, 2005 9:31 AM Author: blue death wish donnie, you're out of your element. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4156525) |
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Date: October 28th, 2005 9:32 AM Author: Fragrant Hyperventilating Spot Patrolman don't fuck with the jesus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4156528) |
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Date: October 28th, 2005 9:37 AM Author: up-to-no-good preventive strike center 8 year-olds did. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4156546) |
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Date: October 28th, 2005 9:33 AM Author: up-to-no-good preventive strike center Oh, that's Cynthia's dog. I think it's a Pomeranian. I can't leave him home alone or he eats the furniture. I'm watching him while Cynthia and Marty Ackerman are in Hawaii. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4156531) |
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Date: October 28th, 2005 9:33 AM Author: blue death wish you brought a fucking dog bowling? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4156533) |
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Date: October 28th, 2005 9:35 AM Author: up-to-no-good preventive strike center What do you mean brought it bowling, Dude? I didn't rent it shoes. I'm not buying it a fucking beer. He's not taking your fucking turn, Dude. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4156537) |
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Date: October 28th, 2005 9:37 AM Author: blue death wish if my ex-wife asked me to take care of her fucking dog while she went to honolulu with her boyfriend, i'd tell her to go fuck herself. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4156542) |
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Date: October 28th, 2005 9:39 AM Author: Fragrant Hyperventilating Spot Patrolman you all know that this exact exchange appears above, right? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4156550) |
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Date: October 28th, 2005 9:39 AM Author: up-to-no-good preventive strike center shhhhhh (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4156553) |
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Date: October 28th, 2005 9:45 AM Author: Fragrant Hyperventilating Spot Patrolman so sorry. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4156578) |
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Date: October 28th, 2005 9:40 AM Author: blue death wish no...FUCK you. (dude in the background: "take the four dollars!") (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4156555) |
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Date: October 28th, 2005 9:41 AM Author: up-to-no-good preventive strike center Mark it 8, Dude. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4156562) |
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Date: October 28th, 2005 9:44 AM Author: crimson public bath You mark that frame an 8, and you're entering a world of pain. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4156577) |
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Date: October 29th, 2005 1:38 PM Author: up-to-no-good preventive strike center Brandt can't watch, though, or he has to pay a hundred. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4164474) |
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Date: October 29th, 2005 1:47 PM Author: Hateful persian chapel It's about drawing a line in the sand, and saying across this line YOU SHALL NOT...and dude, Chinaman is not the prefered nomenclature. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4164518) |
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Date: November 1st, 2005 9:17 PM Author: up-to-no-good preventive strike center Thaaat's right, Dude. The beauty of this is its simplicity. If the plan gets too complex something always goes wrong. If there's one thing I learned in Nam-- (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4190602) |
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Date: November 2nd, 2005 9:26 PM Author: up-to-no-good preventive strike center Darkness warshed over the Dude -- darker'n a black steer's tuchus on a moonless prairie night. There was no bottom. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4198678) |
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Date: November 12th, 2005 6:46 PM Author: brilliant trip lay The DUDE is not in. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4276794) |
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Date: November 12th, 2005 6:50 PM Author: heady knife My work has been praised as highly vaginal. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4276821) |
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Date: December 9th, 2005 9:42 PM Author: brilliant trip lay Were you listening to the dude's story? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4513680) |
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Date: December 9th, 2005 11:28 PM Author: Abusive disgusting library mood I am the walrus. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4515012) |
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Date: November 9th, 2006 9:40 PM Author: Cowardly Chrome Goal In Life It really tied the room together. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#6960198) |
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Date: November 9th, 2006 9:50 PM Author: Azure lettuce rehab Jackie Treehon treats objects like women, man. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#6960235) |
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Date: November 9th, 2006 9:52 PM Author: mildly autistic contagious brunch Have you ever heard of Viet Nam, Larry? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#6960243) |
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Date: November 9th, 2006 10:14 PM Author: Disrespectful ticket booth you mean coitus? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#6960349) |
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Date: November 9th, 2006 10:15 PM Author: mildly autistic contagious brunch I was talking about my rug. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#6960351) |
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Date: November 9th, 2006 10:16 PM Author: blue death wish this will not stand, this agression against Kuwait will not stand. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#6960353) |
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Date: November 9th, 2006 10:18 PM Author: Cowardly Chrome Goal In Life Your revolution is over, Mr. Lebowski. Condolences. The bums lost. My advice is to do what your parents did; get a job, sir. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#6960363) |
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Date: November 9th, 2006 10:24 PM Author: Grizzly boistinker My art has been commended as being strongly vaginal which bothers some men. The word itself makes some men uncomfortable. Vagina. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#6960391) |
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Date: November 9th, 2006 10:26 PM Author: Disrespectful ticket booth haha (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#6960399) |
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Date: November 12th, 2006 2:46 PM Author: big unhinged reading party They send us a fucking toe and we're supposed to shit ourselves with fear. Jesus Christ! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#6976353) |
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Date: December 2nd, 2006 6:00 PM Author: brilliant trip lay This is the guy who should compensate me for the fucking rug. I mean, his wife goes out and owes money all over town, and they pee on my rug. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#7120424) |
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Date: December 2nd, 2006 6:37 PM Author: crimson public bath they pee on your fucking rug. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#7120742) |