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Date: May 6th, 2005 3:54 PM Author: Wonderful Silver Half-breed it's like Lenin said... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2715972) |
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Date: May 6th, 2005 3:56 PM Author: useless startled stag film circlehead that rug really brought the room together. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2715980) |
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Date: May 6th, 2005 6:16 PM Author: rusted cracking business firm friendly grandma HAS THE WHOLE WORLD GONE CRAZY? AM I THE ONLY ONE HERE WHO GIVES A SHIT ABOUT THE RULES? MARK IT ZERO! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2717024) |
Date: May 6th, 2005 3:57 PM Author: aquamarine contagious dragon With that money you can buy any number of rugs which don't have sentimental value for me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2715984) |
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Date: May 6th, 2005 4:19 PM Author: Shivering kitchen Hey, this is a private residence, man... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2716219) |
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Date: May 6th, 2005 6:51 PM Author: Carmine native brethren my rugs have seminal value. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2717250) |
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Date: May 6th, 2005 4:21 PM Author: Scarlet Athletic Conference Organic Girlfriend Obviously you're not a golfer. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2716240) |
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Date: May 6th, 2005 4:23 PM Author: coral curious factory reset button We believe in nothing, Lebowski, nothing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2716248) |
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Date: May 8th, 2005 3:35 PM Author: jade low-t kitty cat dilemma "...nussing, Lebowski, nussing." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2730418) |
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Date: May 6th, 2005 4:28 PM Author: Wonderful Silver Half-breed That's interesting, that's fucking interesting man. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2716280) |
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Date: May 6th, 2005 4:35 PM Author: Startling National Security Agency "I'll suck your cock for $1000" "Lemme just go find a cash machine" |
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Date: May 6th, 2005 6:08 PM Author: Wonderful Silver Half-breed What's in the fuckin' carrier?
Huh? Oh, that's Cynthia's dog. I think it's a Pomeranian. I can't leave him home alone or he eats the furniture. I'm watching him while Cynthia and Marty Ackerman are in Hawaii.
You brought the fuckin' Pomeranian bowling?
What do you mean brought it bowling, Dude? I didn't rent it shoes. I'm not buying it a fucking beer. He's not taking your fucking turn, Dude.
Man, if my fuckin' ex-wife asked me to take care of her fuckin' dog while she and her boyfriend went to Honolulu I'd tell her to go fuck herself.
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Date: May 6th, 2005 6:09 PM Author: frum gay mother gunner The man in the black pajamas, Dude. Worthy fuckin' adversary. Who's in pajamas Walter? Shut the fuck up, Donny. |
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Date: May 6th, 2005 6:15 PM Author: titillating plum son of senegal You ready to be fucked man? I see you rolled your way into the semis. Dios mio, man. Liam and me, we're gonna fuck you up.
Yeah, well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.
Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger 'til it goes "click."
Jesus.
You said it man. Nobody fucks with the Jesus. |
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Date: May 6th, 2005 6:16 PM Author: Wonderful Silver Half-breed What's a pedder-ass, Walter? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2717026) |
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Date: May 6th, 2005 6:17 PM Author: Startling National Security Agency 8 year olds, dude (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2717032) |
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Date: May 8th, 2005 2:51 PM Author: fluffy fighting main people Shut the FUCK up, Donnie. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2730171) |
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Date: May 8th, 2005 3:36 PM Author: jade low-t kitty cat dilemma "pederast" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2730424) |
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Date: May 6th, 2005 6:17 PM Author: rusted cracking business firm friendly grandma What's this "day of rest" shit, man?! What is this bullshit, man? I don't fucking care! It don't matter to Jesus! But you're not fooling me! You might fool the fucks in the league office, but you don't fool Jesus! It's bush league psych-out stuff! Laughable, man! I would've fucked you in the ass Saturday, I'll fuck you in the ass next Wednesday instead! You got a date Wednesday, man! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2717039) |
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Date: May 8th, 2005 3:13 PM Author: Olive bipolar box office he's cracking (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2730286) |
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Date: May 6th, 2005 6:19 PM Author: Bat-shit-crazy Orchid Theater This is what happens when you FUCK A STRANGER IN THE ASS! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2717054) |
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Date: May 6th, 2005 9:57 PM Author: Maniacal Cerebral Headpube Really Tough Guy Nice marmot. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2718646) |
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Date: May 6th, 2005 11:38 PM Author: Impertinent cuckoldry public bath You think the carpet-pissers did this? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2719368) |
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Date: May 8th, 2005 2:45 PM Author: Wonderful Silver Half-breed Ooooh, separate incidents? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2730137) |
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Date: May 8th, 2005 2:50 PM Author: fluffy fighting main people The Dude abides. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2730161) |
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Date: May 8th, 2005 2:53 PM Author: avocado exhilarant parlor sweet tailpipe I like your style, dude.
I like your style too, man. Got that whole cowboy thing goin' on.
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Date: May 13th, 2005 4:33 PM Author: Shivering kitchen Sioux City Sarsaparilla?
That's a good 'un. |
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Date: May 8th, 2005 3:26 PM Author: Wonderful Silver Half-breed Dude, I finally got the venue I wanted. I'm performing my dance quintet - you know, my cycle - at Crane Jackson's Fountain Street Theatre on Tuesday night, and I'd love it if you came, and gave me notes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2730376) |
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Date: May 9th, 2005 11:05 PM Author: Dead office what does "gave me notes" mean there? I've always wondered. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2742309) |
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Date: May 9th, 2005 11:06 PM Author: obsidian thriller spot messiness I think he means critique it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2742324) |
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Date: May 9th, 2005 11:06 PM Author: Wonderful Silver Half-breed I think it's a show business short hand for "tell me how you think I was" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2742325) |
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Date: May 9th, 2005 10:54 PM Author: Wonderful Silver Half-breed Aitz Chaim Hee as the ex used to say... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2742172) |
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Date: May 9th, 2005 11:12 PM Author: coral curious factory reset button Fuck sympathy! I don't need your fuckin' sympathy, man, I need my fucking johnson!
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Date: May 13th, 2005 4:10 PM Author: razzle dark temple what do you need your Johnson for, Dude? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775009) |
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Date: May 13th, 2005 5:16 PM Author: coral curious factory reset button DONNIE, YOU'RE OUT OF YOUR ELEMENT! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775516) |
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Date: May 9th, 2005 11:13 PM Author: Scarlet Athletic Conference Organic Girlfriend You're not wrong, Walter. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2742382) |
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Date: May 13th, 2005 4:20 PM Author: apoplectic new version You're just an asshole. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775091) |
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Date: May 12th, 2005 11:04 PM Author: Wonderful Silver Half-breed Wonderful woman. Very free spirited. We're all very fond of her. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2769534) |
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Date: May 12th, 2005 11:04 PM Author: vibrant chad psychic That's why they call me I am expert. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2769540) |
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Date: May 12th, 2005 11:07 PM Author: Wonderful Silver Half-breed Mein dispatcher says there is a problem with ein cable. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2769566) |
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Date: May 12th, 2005 11:08 PM Author: vibrant chad psychic That's my friend Jenny. She just came by to use the shower. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2769572) |
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Date: May 12th, 2005 11:09 PM Author: Wonderful Silver Half-breed You are in a unique position to confirm or disconfirm that suspicion. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2769580) |
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Date: October 9th, 2005 12:06 AM Author: Buff indian lodge You can imagine what happens next.
He fixes the cable? |
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Date: May 12th, 2005 11:10 PM Author: Maniacal Cerebral Headpube Really Tough Guy How are you gonna keep 'em down on the farm when they've seen Karl Hungus? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2769587) |
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Date: May 12th, 2005 11:12 PM Author: Wonderful Silver Half-breed You look for the person who will benefit, and, uh, you know, and uh, you know, you know what I'm trying to say. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2769602) |
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Date: May 12th, 2005 11:13 PM Author: vigorous market pozpig http://www.lebowskifest.com/ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2769604) |
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Date: May 12th, 2005 11:14 PM Author: vibrant chad psychic Does he still write?
Oh no...he has health problems... |
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Date: May 12th, 2005 11:14 PM Author: Maniacal Cerebral Headpube Really Tough Guy AND A GOOD DAY TO YOU, SIR! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2769614) |
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Date: May 28th, 2005 4:13 PM Author: rusted cracking business firm friendly grandma hahaha. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2877780) |
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Date: May 12th, 2005 11:14 PM Author: Wonderful Silver Half-breed Pilar? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2769615) |
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Date: October 9th, 2005 12:00 AM Author: Twinkling rehab Bulk of the series...not exactly a lightweight. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4004897) |
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Date: May 13th, 2005 4:01 PM Author: Wonderful Silver Half-breed this was a valued, uh... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2774931) |
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Date: May 13th, 2005 4:13 PM Author: heady community account toaster different mothers, huh? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775032) |
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Date: May 13th, 2005 4:19 PM Author: apoplectic new version Keep your ugly fuckin' gold brickin' ass outta my beachfront community! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775080) |
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Date: May 13th, 2005 4:21 PM Author: Shivering kitchen The little punk is stonewalling me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775096) |
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Date: May 13th, 2005 4:21 PM Author: Maniacal Cerebral Headpube Really Tough Guy The supreme court has roundly rejected prior restraint. Lady, I got buddies who died face-down in the muck so you and I can enjoy this family restaurant (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775097) |
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Date: May 13th, 2005 4:24 PM Author: Wonderful Silver Half-breed yes, dear? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775117) |
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Date: May 13th, 2005 4:28 PM Author: Maniacal Cerebral Headpube Really Tough Guy Fuckin' amateurs. They send us a toe, we're supposed to shit ourselves with fear. Jesus Christ. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775144) |
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Date: May 13th, 2005 4:22 PM Author: aquamarine contagious dragon My wife's a pain in the ass. She's always busting my friggin' agates. My daughter's married to a real loser bastard. And I got a rash so bad on my ass, I can't even sit down. But you know me. I can't complain. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775101) |
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Date: May 13th, 2005 4:23 PM Author: Shivering kitchen Do you like sex, Mr. Lebowski?
Excuse me?
Sex. The physical act of love. Coitus. Do you like it?
I was talking about my rug. |
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Date: May 13th, 2005 4:34 PM Author: Maniacal Cerebral Headpube Really Tough Guy Jeffrey. Love me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775199) |
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Date: May 13th, 2005 4:35 PM Author: Shivering kitchen You're not interested in sex?
You mean coitus? |
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Date: May 13th, 2005 4:27 PM Author: Shivering kitchen What's this?
That is for the urn.
Don't need it. We're scattering the ashes.
Yes, so we were informed. However, we must of course transmit the remains to you in a receptacle.
This is a hundred and eighty dollars.
Yes sir. It is our most modestly priced receptacle.
A HUNDRED AND EIGHTY DOLLARS?!
They range up to three thousand.
We're scattering the fucking ashes!
Sir, please...
JUST BECAUSE WE'RE BEREAVED DOESN'T MEAN WE'RE SAPS!!!
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Date: May 13th, 2005 4:32 PM Author: apoplectic new version I hate the fuckin' Eagles, man! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775173) |
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Date: May 13th, 2005 4:34 PM Author: Shivering kitchen Tomorrow vee come back und cut your chonson.
Excuse me?
I SAY VEE CUT OFF YOUR CHONSON!
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Date: May 13th, 2005 4:36 PM Author: Maniacal Cerebral Headpube Really Tough Guy Oh, uh, yeah, uh... a tape deck, some Creedence tapes, and there was a, uh... uh, my briefcase. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775214) |
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Date: May 13th, 2005 4:37 PM Author: Wonderful Silver Half-breed in the briefcase? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775226) |
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Date: October 6th, 2005 11:38 PM Author: Bateful abode papers, various papers.
business papers. |
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Date: May 13th, 2005 4:38 PM Author: Shivering kitchen We dropped off the money...
WHAT "WE"!?!
I--the royal "we," you know, the editorial--I dropped off the money exactly as per--look, I've got certain information, certain things have come to light, and uh, has it ever occurred to you, man, that given the nature of this new shit, that, uh, instead of running around blaming me, that this whole thing might just be, not, you know, not just such a simple, but, uh--you know?
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Date: May 13th, 2005 4:41 PM Author: Sick Harsh Stage Azn 3000 years of beautiful tradition, from Moses to Sandy Koufax... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775263) |
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Date: May 13th, 2005 4:41 PM Author: Shivering kitchen You don't have the fucking girl, dipshits. We know you never did. So you've got nothing on my johnson.
(Are these the Nazis, Walter?)
(They're nihilists, Donny. Nothing to be afraid of.)
Vee don't care. Vee still vant zat money or vee fuck you up.
There's no ransom if you don't have a fucking hostage. That's what ransom is. Those are the FUCKING RULES.
Zere are no roolz!
NO RULES! YOU CABBAGE-EATING SONS OF BITCHES...
Hiz girlfriend gafe up her toe! She shought we'd be gettink million dollars! Iss not fair!
Fair? WHO'S THE FUCKING NIHILIST HERE? WHAT ARE YOU, A BUNCH OF FUCKING CRYBABIES!?! |
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Date: May 13th, 2005 4:44 PM Author: vigorous market pozpig Hey, man, you mind if I do a J? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775300) |
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Date: May 13th, 2005 4:46 PM Author: Sick Harsh Stage Azn Those rich fucks! This whole fucking thing-- I did not watch my buddies die face down in the muck so that this fucking strumpet-- (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775304) |
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Date: May 13th, 2005 4:48 PM Author: Shivering kitchen WHAT JOO DOIN, MANG!?!? I JUS BOUGHT DIZ FUCKEEN CAR LASS WEEK!
I KILL JOO, MANG! I--I KILL YOUR FUCKEEN CAR! I FUCKEEN KILL YOUR FUCKEEN CAR! |
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Date: May 13th, 2005 4:51 PM Author: Shivering kitchen What makes a man, Mr. Lebowski?
I don't know, sir.
Is it... Is it being prepared to do the right thing? Whatever the price? Isn't that what makes a man?
Sure. That and a pair of testicles. |
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Date: May 13th, 2005 5:13 PM Author: claret racy elastic band site Donny was a good bowler, and a good man. He was one of us. He was a man who loved the outdoors... and bowling, and as a surfer he explored the beaches of Southern California, from La Jolla to Leo Carrillo and... up to... Pismo. He died, like so many young men of his generation, he died before his time. In your wisdom, Lord, you took him, as you took so many bright flowering young men at Khe San, at Langdok, at Hill 364. These young men gave their lives. And so would Donny. Donny, who loved bowling. And so, Theodore Donald Karabozoz, in accordance with what we think your dying wishes might well have been, we commit your final mortal remains to the bosom of the Pacific Ocean, which you loved so well. Good night, sweet prince. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775490) |
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Date: May 14th, 2005 2:13 AM Author: Wonderful Silver Half-breed This was taken when Mrs. Reagan was first lady of the nation. Yes. Yes. Not of California. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2780312) |
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Date: May 14th, 2005 3:16 AM Author: frum gay mother gunner Best movie of all time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2780644) |
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Date: May 14th, 2005 6:46 PM Author: Wonderful Silver Half-breed Here we are: It's shabbos... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2783974) |
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Date: May 19th, 2005 9:19 AM Author: Wonderful Silver Half-breed Those are good burgers, Walter. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2818128) |
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Date: May 28th, 2005 4:08 PM Author: Wonderful Silver Half-breed Fucking dog has fucking papers. Over the line! I'm sorry Smokey, you were over the line, that's a foul. Mark it zero. Next frame. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2877755) |
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Date: May 28th, 2005 4:26 PM Author: jade low-t kitty cat dilemma Smokey, this is bowling, not Nam. There are rules. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2877879) |
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Date: June 17th, 2005 9:56 PM Author: Wonderful Silver Half-breed I didn't blame anyone for the loss of my legs, some chinaman took them from me in Korea, but I went out and achieved anyway. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#3044180) |
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Date: August 28th, 2005 11:39 PM Author: Wonderful Silver Half-breed This is a complicated case, Maude. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#3697973) |
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Date: August 28th, 2005 11:49 PM Author: Nofapping Area This agression will not stand, man. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#3698068) |
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Date: October 6th, 2005 11:35 PM Author: Maniacal Cerebral Headpube Really Tough Guy The Dude abides. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#3990362) |
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Date: October 6th, 2005 11:41 PM Author: fluffy fighting main people http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2730161 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#3990387) |
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Date: October 6th, 2005 11:44 PM Author: Maniacal Cerebral Headpube Really Tough Guy I just needed something to bump with (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#3990401) |
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Date: October 8th, 2005 11:56 PM Author: Maniacal Cerebral Headpube Really Tough Guy I could get you a toe. Hell, I could get you a toe by three o'clock. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4004863) |
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Date: October 9th, 2005 12:04 AM Author: magical hall voyeur ...with nailpolish. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4004920) |
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Date: October 9th, 2005 12:03 AM Author: Buff indian lodge Walter, these aren't the guys who built the railroads. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4004915) |
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Date: October 9th, 2005 12:06 AM Author: magical hall voyeur -Does he still write?
-Oh no...he has health problems.
-AND A GOOD DAY TO YOU SIR! |
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Date: October 28th, 2005 9:28 AM Author: Maniacal Cerebral Headpube Really Tough Guy Saturday, Donny, is shabbos, the Jewish day of rest. That means I don't work, I don't drive a car, I don't fucking ride in a car, I don't handle money, I don't turn on the oven, and I sure as shit don't fucking roll! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4156521) |
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Date: October 28th, 2005 9:30 AM Author: Buff indian lodge SHOMER SHABBOS! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4156524) |
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Date: October 28th, 2005 9:31 AM Author: Maniacal Cerebral Headpube Really Tough Guy So what are you saying? When you get divorced you turn in your library card? You get a new license? You stop being Jewish? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4156527) |
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Date: October 28th, 2005 9:31 AM Author: primrose hell donnie, you're out of your element. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4156525) |
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Date: October 28th, 2005 9:32 AM Author: swashbuckling kitty don't fuck with the jesus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4156528) |
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Date: October 28th, 2005 9:37 AM Author: Maniacal Cerebral Headpube Really Tough Guy 8 year-olds did. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4156546) |
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Date: October 28th, 2005 9:33 AM Author: Maniacal Cerebral Headpube Really Tough Guy Oh, that's Cynthia's dog. I think it's a Pomeranian. I can't leave him home alone or he eats the furniture. I'm watching him while Cynthia and Marty Ackerman are in Hawaii. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4156531) |
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Date: October 28th, 2005 9:33 AM Author: primrose hell you brought a fucking dog bowling? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4156533) |
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Date: October 28th, 2005 9:35 AM Author: Maniacal Cerebral Headpube Really Tough Guy What do you mean brought it bowling, Dude? I didn't rent it shoes. I'm not buying it a fucking beer. He's not taking your fucking turn, Dude. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4156537) |
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Date: October 28th, 2005 9:37 AM Author: primrose hell if my ex-wife asked me to take care of her fucking dog while she went to honolulu with her boyfriend, i'd tell her to go fuck herself. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4156542) |
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Date: October 28th, 2005 9:39 AM Author: swashbuckling kitty you all know that this exact exchange appears above, right? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4156550) |
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Date: October 28th, 2005 9:39 AM Author: Maniacal Cerebral Headpube Really Tough Guy shhhhhh (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4156553) |
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Date: October 28th, 2005 9:45 AM Author: swashbuckling kitty so sorry. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4156578) |
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Date: October 28th, 2005 9:40 AM Author: primrose hell no...FUCK you. (dude in the background: "take the four dollars!") (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4156555) |
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Date: October 28th, 2005 9:41 AM Author: Maniacal Cerebral Headpube Really Tough Guy Mark it 8, Dude. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4156562) |
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Date: October 28th, 2005 9:44 AM Author: Buff indian lodge You mark that frame an 8, and you're entering a world of pain. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4156577) |
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Date: October 29th, 2005 1:38 PM Author: Maniacal Cerebral Headpube Really Tough Guy Brandt can't watch, though, or he has to pay a hundred. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4164474) |
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Date: October 29th, 2005 1:47 PM Author: translucent violent boiling water foreskin It's about drawing a line in the sand, and saying across this line YOU SHALL NOT...and dude, Chinaman is not the prefered nomenclature. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4164518) |
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Date: November 1st, 2005 9:17 PM Author: Maniacal Cerebral Headpube Really Tough Guy Thaaat's right, Dude. The beauty of this is its simplicity. If the plan gets too complex something always goes wrong. If there's one thing I learned in Nam-- (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4190602) |
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Date: November 2nd, 2005 9:26 PM Author: Maniacal Cerebral Headpube Really Tough Guy Darkness warshed over the Dude -- darker'n a black steer's tuchus on a moonless prairie night. There was no bottom. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4198678) |
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Date: November 12th, 2005 6:46 PM Author: Wonderful Silver Half-breed The DUDE is not in. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4276794) |
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Date: November 12th, 2005 6:50 PM Author: peach histrionic mental disorder patrolman My work has been praised as highly vaginal. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4276821) |
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Date: December 9th, 2005 9:42 PM Author: Wonderful Silver Half-breed Were you listening to the dude's story? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4513680) |
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Date: December 9th, 2005 11:28 PM Author: Hairraiser bossy cumskin useless brakes I am the walrus. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4515012) |
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Date: November 9th, 2006 9:40 PM Author: Provocative pontificating partner orchestra pit It really tied the room together. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#6960198) |
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Date: November 9th, 2006 9:50 PM Author: tantric indecent locale Jackie Treehon treats objects like women, man. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#6960235) |
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Date: November 9th, 2006 9:52 PM Author: Mustard Faggotry Have you ever heard of Viet Nam, Larry? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#6960243) |
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Date: November 9th, 2006 10:14 PM Author: electric halford fanboi you mean coitus? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#6960349) |
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Date: November 9th, 2006 10:15 PM Author: Mustard Faggotry I was talking about my rug. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#6960351) |
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Date: November 9th, 2006 10:16 PM Author: primrose hell this will not stand, this agression against Kuwait will not stand. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#6960353) |
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Date: November 9th, 2006 10:18 PM Author: Provocative pontificating partner orchestra pit Your revolution is over, Mr. Lebowski. Condolences. The bums lost. My advice is to do what your parents did; get a job, sir. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#6960363) |
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Date: November 9th, 2006 10:24 PM Author: fluffy fighting main people My art has been commended as being strongly vaginal which bothers some men. The word itself makes some men uncomfortable. Vagina. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#6960391) |
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Date: November 9th, 2006 10:26 PM Author: electric halford fanboi haha (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#6960399) |
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Date: November 12th, 2006 2:46 PM Author: dashing immigrant They send us a fucking toe and we're supposed to shit ourselves with fear. Jesus Christ! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#6976353) |
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Date: December 2nd, 2006 6:00 PM Author: Wonderful Silver Half-breed This is the guy who should compensate me for the fucking rug. I mean, his wife goes out and owes money all over town, and they pee on my rug. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#7120424) |
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Date: December 2nd, 2006 6:37 PM Author: Buff indian lodge they pee on your fucking rug. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#7120742) |