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What is it like to be a dumb poster here?

Do you ever wonder what it's like to be like mandy, julia, o...
Ivory faggot firefighter people who are hurt
  10/06/11
it's probably hard for the average xo poaster to imagine, bu...
motley alpha market
  10/06/11
Yes, that is actually extremely difficult to imagine. Of cou...
Ivory faggot firefighter people who are hurt
  10/06/11
lol
Flesh Gaping
  10/06/11
I don't think so. Also smart people's opinions don't matter...
motley alpha market
  10/06/11
You sound stupid.
Ivory faggot firefighter people who are hurt
  10/06/11
perhaps.
motley alpha market
  10/06/11
177
Vermilion round eye
  10/08/11
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Embarrassed to the bone garrison
  10/08/11
...
Embarrassed to the bone garrison
  10/06/11
What?
Transparent Diverse Menage Antidepressant Drug
  10/06/11
To be fair, Uh, Julia has a 145 IQ, faggot.
Azure sweet tailpipe
  10/08/11
tyft
Embarrassed to the bone garrison
  10/08/11
it's ok as long as I don't try to sound smart!
dead school cafeteria
  10/06/11
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Embarrassed to the bone garrison
  10/06/11
I think rasqie's comprehension of her status on XO is, and I...
Embarrassed to the bone garrison
  10/06/11
I like the zoo.
dead school cafeteria
  10/06/11
unintentional reference?
razzle-dazzle copper trust fund locale
  10/06/11
intentional
dead school cafeteria
  10/06/11
and another ape approaches
magenta low-t institution
  10/06/11
(rasqie)
Embarrassed to the bone garrison
  10/06/11
...
floppy frisky reading party
  10/08/11
lol'd for real
glittery scourge upon the earth
  10/06/11
holy shit i can't stop laughing tytyty
magenta low-t institution
  10/06/11
as nagel would point out, you really havent described what i...
Claret brethren private investor
  10/06/11
nagel sounds like a bagel that Ralph Nader would make.
dead school cafeteria
  10/06/11
Got damn This is why you two should be together
concupiscible orange dopamine orchestra pit
  10/06/11
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Supple Whorehouse Becky
  10/06/11
...
glittery scourge upon the earth
  10/06/11
Lol
insanely creepy big lodge
  10/06/11
180
vigorous lavender dysfunction
  10/06/11
Fuck you, I'm laughing my ass off at work.
Passionate Pisswyrm National
  10/06/11
this is some excellent work.
Greedy kitchen
  10/06/11
1 to the 80 brother my brother
Sepia vivacious corn cake blood rage
  10/07/11
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Self-absorbed Field
  10/07/11
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floppy frisky reading party
  10/08/11
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Confused Excitant Sex Offender
  10/08/11
this might seriously be a top 5 all time post
Vermilion round eye
  10/08/11
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Azure sweet tailpipe
  10/08/11
i am in awe of the attention to detail and eloquence with wh...
drab duck-like library feces
  10/08/11
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curious base codepig
  10/08/11
180. Date: October 6th, 2011 2:07 PM Author: tuna (aktp) ...
Adventurous disturbing gas station
  10/08/11
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vigorous lavender dysfunction
  01/09/12
greatest post on the internet.
Razzle forum pozpig
  01/09/12
holy shit how did i miss this. most credited post ever on xo...
stimulating theatre mental disorder
  01/09/12
Ask al
Transparent Diverse Menage Antidepressant Drug
  10/08/11
titcp
Sepia vivacious corn cake blood rage
  10/08/11
Ty ty brother
Transparent Diverse Menage Antidepressant Drug
  10/08/11
no, no -- tY
Sepia vivacious corn cake blood rage
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Vermilion round eye
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Date: October 6th, 2011 1:38 PM
Author: Ivory faggot firefighter people who are hurt

Do you ever wonder what it's like to be like mandy, julia, or rasqie? To post something genuine, trying to contribute to a thread/discussion, and everyone stops what they're doing and remarks how utterly retarded you are. This happens to them on a regular basis. Pretty much any time that they try to make a point or argue something, all that comes out is a stream of poorly reasoned garbage, and they are rightly chastised for it daily.

I think it would drive me away from the board. How can you keep trying to contribute if you're constantly being reminded you are too stupid to contribute?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1776843&forum_id=2#19114507)



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Date: October 6th, 2011 1:40 PM
Author: motley alpha market

it's probably hard for the average xo poaster to imagine, but there are lots of ppl who don't base their self-worth on their intelligence. calling them stupid doesn't hurt.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1776843&forum_id=2#19114518)



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Date: October 6th, 2011 1:43 PM
Author: Ivory faggot firefighter people who are hurt

Yes, that is actually extremely difficult to imagine. Of course there are other things that one can take pride in, but surely being told that you are stupid and therefore your opinion is meaningless/irrelevant must affect one's feeling of self worth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1776843&forum_id=2#19114537)



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Date: October 6th, 2011 1:43 PM
Author: Flesh Gaping

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1776843&forum_id=2#19114539)



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Date: October 6th, 2011 1:44 PM
Author: motley alpha market

I don't think so. Also smart people's opinions don't matter. It's the rich and powerful's opinions that matter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1776843&forum_id=2#19114543)



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Date: October 6th, 2011 1:44 PM
Author: Ivory faggot firefighter people who are hurt

You sound stupid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1776843&forum_id=2#19114545)



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Date: October 6th, 2011 1:44 PM
Author: motley alpha market

perhaps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1776843&forum_id=2#19114548)



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Date: October 8th, 2011 12:42 AM
Author: Vermilion round eye

177

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1776843&forum_id=2#19125374)



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Date: October 8th, 2011 11:39 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1776843&forum_id=2#19126918)



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Date: October 6th, 2011 3:19 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1776843&forum_id=2#19115191)



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Date: October 6th, 2011 1:44 PM
Author: Transparent Diverse Menage Antidepressant Drug

What?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1776843&forum_id=2#19114546)



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Date: October 8th, 2011 11:43 AM
Author: Azure sweet tailpipe

To be fair,

Uh, Julia has a 145 IQ, faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1776843&forum_id=2#19126928)



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Date: October 8th, 2011 11:46 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone garrison

tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1776843&forum_id=2#19126933)



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Date: October 6th, 2011 1:55 PM
Author: dead school cafeteria

it's ok as long as I don't try to sound smart!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1776843&forum_id=2#19114653)



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Date: October 6th, 2011 5:21 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1776843&forum_id=2#19115924)



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Date: October 6th, 2011 2:07 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone garrison

I think rasqie's comprehension of her status on XO is, and I don't think I'm too far off-base here, roughly equivalent to that of a lowland gorilla in a zoo habitat.

For the most part, the gorilla ignores your interactions with it, preferring instead to do whatever it is that gorillas do: vomit, eat vomit, shit, eat shit, eat food to accomplish more shitting and vomiting, and either rape or be raped. This is the status quo for rasqie's posting: utterly deaf to those around her, responses that are not en rapport with anything being said.

When you choose to interact with it, perhaps tapping on the glass or aping a call to it, it can occasionally respond in a fashion that suggests some kind of primordial protoprehension. Perhaps it calls back or puts its hand on the glass. However dim its eyes typically are, they occasionally shine with the intelligence of some distant relative to higher thought. So too with rasqie: if you get on her level--if you 'ook' or tap on the glass--she can sometimes respond in kind. That is, if she is not too distracted. This is rasqie at the height of her mental powers.

Of course, zoogoers, like XOers, are cruel. (Zoogoing XOers tend to be the cruelest of all.) So, as with the ape in the habitat, we mock rasqie in her simian aspect. We point, we laugh, we bang on the glass. She reacts much as the lowland gorilla does: she ignores it, she reacts as though the attention she is receiving is positive (by comparison, freer frolicking with a fistful of vomit), or she, at great mental strain, strings together a frustrated sequence of angry ape calls and pounds her chest.

I assume that fascination with shit is the only mental property these two links in the Great Chain of Being literally share, but the analogy is too powerful to ignore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1776843&forum_id=2#19114754)



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Date: October 6th, 2011 2:08 PM
Author: dead school cafeteria

I like the zoo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1776843&forum_id=2#19114768)



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Date: October 6th, 2011 2:13 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle copper trust fund locale

unintentional reference?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1776843&forum_id=2#19114814)



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Date: October 6th, 2011 2:13 PM
Author: dead school cafeteria

intentional

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1776843&forum_id=2#19114816)



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Date: October 6th, 2011 2:13 PM
Author: magenta low-t institution

and another ape approaches

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1776843&forum_id=2#19114818)



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Date: October 6th, 2011 2:13 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone garrison

(rasqie)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1776843&forum_id=2#19114819)



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Date: October 8th, 2011 12:15 AM
Author: floppy frisky reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1776843&forum_id=2#19125096)



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Date: October 6th, 2011 2:09 PM
Author: glittery scourge upon the earth

lol'd for real

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1776843&forum_id=2#19114781)



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Date: October 6th, 2011 2:11 PM
Author: magenta low-t institution

holy shit i can't stop laughing tytyty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1776843&forum_id=2#19114800)



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Date: October 6th, 2011 2:13 PM
Author: Claret brethren private investor

as nagel would point out, you really havent described what its like to be rasqie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1776843&forum_id=2#19114820)



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Date: October 6th, 2011 2:27 PM
Author: dead school cafeteria

nagel sounds like a bagel that Ralph Nader would make.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1776843&forum_id=2#19114945)



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Date: October 6th, 2011 7:16 PM
Author: concupiscible orange dopamine orchestra pit

Got damn

This is why you two should be together

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1776843&forum_id=2#19116621)



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Date: October 6th, 2011 2:16 PM
Author: Supple Whorehouse Becky

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1776843&forum_id=2#19114848)



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Date: October 6th, 2011 2:23 PM
Author: glittery scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1776843&forum_id=2#19114920)



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Date: October 6th, 2011 2:26 PM
Author: insanely creepy big lodge

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1776843&forum_id=2#19114936)



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Date: October 6th, 2011 3:21 PM
Author: vigorous lavender dysfunction

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1776843&forum_id=2#19115206)



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Date: October 6th, 2011 5:22 PM
Author: Passionate Pisswyrm National

Fuck you, I'm laughing my ass off at work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1776843&forum_id=2#19115931)



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Date: October 6th, 2011 5:23 PM
Author: Greedy kitchen

this is some excellent work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1776843&forum_id=2#19115939)



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Date: October 7th, 2011 1:32 AM
Author: Sepia vivacious corn cake blood rage

1 to the 80 brother my brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1776843&forum_id=2#19118750)



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Date: October 7th, 2011 1:33 AM
Author: Self-absorbed Field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1776843&forum_id=2#19118756)



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Date: October 8th, 2011 12:16 AM
Author: floppy frisky reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1776843&forum_id=2#19125101)



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Date: October 8th, 2011 12:17 AM
Author: Confused Excitant Sex Offender

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1776843&forum_id=2#19125112)



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Date: October 8th, 2011 12:45 AM
Author: Vermilion round eye

this might seriously be a top 5 all time post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1776843&forum_id=2#19125412)



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Date: October 8th, 2011 11:42 AM
Author: Azure sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1776843&forum_id=2#19126926)



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Date: October 8th, 2011 11:47 AM
Author: drab duck-like library feces

i am in awe of the attention to detail and eloquence with which this was written.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1776843&forum_id=2#19126937)



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Date: October 8th, 2011 11:52 AM
Author: curious base codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1776843&forum_id=2#19126959)



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Date: October 8th, 2011 11:54 AM
Author: Adventurous disturbing gas station

180.

Date: October 6th, 2011 2:07 PM

Author: tuna (aktp)

I think rasqie's comprehension of her status on XO is, and I don't think I'm too far off-base here, roughly equivalent to that of a lowland gorilla in a zoo habitat.

For the most part, the gorilla ignores your interactions with it, preferring instead to do whatever it is that gorillas do: vomit, eat vomit, shit, eat shit, eat food to accomplish more shitting and vomiting, and either rape or be raped. This is the status quo for rasqie's posting: utterly deaf to those around her, responses that are not en rapport with anything being said.

When you choose to interact with it, perhaps tapping on the glass or aping a call to it, it can occasionally respond in a fashion that suggests some kind of primordial protoprehension. Perhaps it calls back or puts its hand on the glass. However dim its eyes typically are, they occasionally shine with the intelligence of some distant relative to higher thought. So too with rasqie: if you get on her level--if you 'ook' or tap on the glass--she can sometimes respond in kind. That is, if she is not too distracted. This is rasqie at the height of her mental powers.

Of course, zoogoers, like XOers, are cruel. (Zoogoing XOers tend to be the cruelest of all.) So, as with the ape in the habitat, we mock rasqie in her simian aspect. We point, we laugh, we bang on the glass. She reacts much as the lowland gorilla does: she ignores it, she reacts as though the attention she is receiving is positive (by comparison, freer frolicking with a fistful of vomit), or she, at great mental strain, strings together a frustrated sequence of angry ape calls and pounds her chest.

I assume that fascination with shit is the only mental property these two links in the Great Chain of Being literally share, but the analogy is too powerful to ignore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1776843&forum_id=2#19114754)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1776843&forum_id=2#19126966)



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Date: January 9th, 2012 4:01 PM
Author: vigorous lavender dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1776843&forum_id=2#19749000)



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Date: January 9th, 2012 4:06 PM
Author: Razzle forum pozpig

greatest post on the internet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1776843&forum_id=2#19749030)



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Date: January 9th, 2012 4:07 PM
Author: stimulating theatre mental disorder

holy shit how did i miss this. most credited post ever on xo?

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1776843&forum_id=2#19749034)



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Date: October 8th, 2011 12:16 AM
Author: Transparent Diverse Menage Antidepressant Drug

Ask al

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1776843&forum_id=2#19125108)



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Date: October 8th, 2011 12:17 AM
Author: Sepia vivacious corn cake blood rage

titcp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1776843&forum_id=2#19125111)



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Date: October 8th, 2011 12:21 AM
Author: Transparent Diverse Menage Antidepressant Drug

Ty ty brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1776843&forum_id=2#19125146)



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Date: October 8th, 2011 12:22 AM
Author: Sepia vivacious corn cake blood rage

no, no -- tY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1776843&forum_id=2#19125155)



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Date: October 8th, 2011 2:30 PM
Author: Sepia vivacious corn cake blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1776843&forum_id=2#19128174)



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Date: October 8th, 2011 2:14 PM
Author: Vermilion round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1776843&forum_id=2#19128041)