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What is it like to be a dumb poster here?

Do you ever wonder what it's like to be like mandy, julia, o...
drab meetinghouse dog poop
  10/06/11
it's probably hard for the average xo poaster to imagine, bu...
arousing shivering sex offender
  10/06/11
Yes, that is actually extremely difficult to imagine. Of cou...
drab meetinghouse dog poop
  10/06/11
lol
Sooty Voyeur Resort
  10/06/11
I don't think so. Also smart people's opinions don't matter...
arousing shivering sex offender
  10/06/11
You sound stupid.
drab meetinghouse dog poop
  10/06/11
perhaps.
arousing shivering sex offender
  10/06/11
177
Idiotic aphrodisiac pit mood
  10/08/11
...
galvanic step-uncle's house
  10/08/11
...
galvanic step-uncle's house
  10/06/11
What?
Brilliant preventive strike institution
  10/06/11
To be fair, Uh, Julia has a 145 IQ, faggot.
Dark Trailer Park
  10/08/11
tyft
galvanic step-uncle's house
  10/08/11
it's ok as long as I don't try to sound smart!
supple crotch nowag
  10/06/11
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galvanic step-uncle's house
  10/06/11
I think rasqie's comprehension of her status on XO is, and I...
galvanic step-uncle's house
  10/06/11
I like the zoo.
supple crotch nowag
  10/06/11
unintentional reference?
doobsian razzle-dazzle lay idiot
  10/06/11
intentional
supple crotch nowag
  10/06/11
and another ape approaches
mauve thriller candlestick maker
  10/06/11
(rasqie)
galvanic step-uncle's house
  10/06/11
...
Diverse mexican church building
  10/08/11
lol'd for real
Flesh floppy forum
  10/06/11
holy shit i can't stop laughing tytyty
mauve thriller candlestick maker
  10/06/11
as nagel would point out, you really havent described what i...
swashbuckling slap-happy brunch
  10/06/11
nagel sounds like a bagel that Ralph Nader would make.
supple crotch nowag
  10/06/11
Got damn This is why you two should be together
Green associate
  10/06/11
180
Rose costumed gas station
  10/06/11
...
Flesh floppy forum
  10/06/11
Lol
Amethyst territorial ticket booth juggernaut
  10/06/11
180
passionate orchid roast beef
  10/06/11
Fuck you, I'm laughing my ass off at work.
chest-beating ape
  10/06/11
this is some excellent work.
Glassy Erotic Hissy Fit
  10/06/11
1 to the 80 brother my brother
stimulating parlor
  10/07/11
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big public bath
  10/07/11
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Diverse mexican church building
  10/08/11
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Violet charismatic hell roommate
  10/08/11
this might seriously be a top 5 all time post
Idiotic aphrodisiac pit mood
  10/08/11
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Dark Trailer Park
  10/08/11
i am in awe of the attention to detail and eloquence with wh...
odious sound barrier tanning salon
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titillating casino
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180. Date: October 6th, 2011 2:07 PM Author: tuna (aktp) ...
White property brethren
  10/08/11
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passionate orchid roast beef
  01/09/12
greatest post on the internet.
Cocky messiness
  01/09/12
holy shit how did i miss this. most credited post ever on xo...
chestnut bat-shit-crazy queen of the night
  01/09/12
Ask al
Brilliant preventive strike institution
  10/08/11
titcp
stimulating parlor
  10/08/11
Ty ty brother
Brilliant preventive strike institution
  10/08/11
no, no -- tY
stimulating parlor
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stimulating parlor
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Idiotic aphrodisiac pit mood
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Date: October 6th, 2011 1:38 PM
Author: drab meetinghouse dog poop

Do you ever wonder what it's like to be like mandy, julia, or rasqie? To post something genuine, trying to contribute to a thread/discussion, and everyone stops what they're doing and remarks how utterly retarded you are. This happens to them on a regular basis. Pretty much any time that they try to make a point or argue something, all that comes out is a stream of poorly reasoned garbage, and they are rightly chastised for it daily.

I think it would drive me away from the board. How can you keep trying to contribute if you're constantly being reminded you are too stupid to contribute?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1776843&forum_id=2#19114507)



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Date: October 6th, 2011 1:40 PM
Author: arousing shivering sex offender

it's probably hard for the average xo poaster to imagine, but there are lots of ppl who don't base their self-worth on their intelligence. calling them stupid doesn't hurt.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1776843&forum_id=2#19114518)



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Date: October 6th, 2011 1:43 PM
Author: drab meetinghouse dog poop

Yes, that is actually extremely difficult to imagine. Of course there are other things that one can take pride in, but surely being told that you are stupid and therefore your opinion is meaningless/irrelevant must affect one's feeling of self worth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1776843&forum_id=2#19114537)



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Date: October 6th, 2011 1:43 PM
Author: Sooty Voyeur Resort

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1776843&forum_id=2#19114539)



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Date: October 6th, 2011 1:44 PM
Author: arousing shivering sex offender

I don't think so. Also smart people's opinions don't matter. It's the rich and powerful's opinions that matter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1776843&forum_id=2#19114543)



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Date: October 6th, 2011 1:44 PM
Author: drab meetinghouse dog poop

You sound stupid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1776843&forum_id=2#19114545)



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Date: October 6th, 2011 1:44 PM
Author: arousing shivering sex offender

perhaps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1776843&forum_id=2#19114548)



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Date: October 8th, 2011 12:42 AM
Author: Idiotic aphrodisiac pit mood

177

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1776843&forum_id=2#19125374)



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Date: October 8th, 2011 11:39 AM
Author: galvanic step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1776843&forum_id=2#19126918)



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Date: October 6th, 2011 3:19 PM
Author: galvanic step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1776843&forum_id=2#19115191)



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Date: October 6th, 2011 1:44 PM
Author: Brilliant preventive strike institution

What?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1776843&forum_id=2#19114546)



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Date: October 8th, 2011 11:43 AM
Author: Dark Trailer Park

To be fair,

Uh, Julia has a 145 IQ, faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1776843&forum_id=2#19126928)



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Date: October 8th, 2011 11:46 AM
Author: galvanic step-uncle's house

tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1776843&forum_id=2#19126933)



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Date: October 6th, 2011 1:55 PM
Author: supple crotch nowag

it's ok as long as I don't try to sound smart!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1776843&forum_id=2#19114653)



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Date: October 6th, 2011 5:21 PM
Author: galvanic step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1776843&forum_id=2#19115924)



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Date: October 6th, 2011 2:07 PM
Author: galvanic step-uncle's house

I think rasqie's comprehension of her status on XO is, and I don't think I'm too far off-base here, roughly equivalent to that of a lowland gorilla in a zoo habitat.

For the most part, the gorilla ignores your interactions with it, preferring instead to do whatever it is that gorillas do: vomit, eat vomit, shit, eat shit, eat food to accomplish more shitting and vomiting, and either rape or be raped. This is the status quo for rasqie's posting: utterly deaf to those around her, responses that are not en rapport with anything being said.

When you choose to interact with it, perhaps tapping on the glass or aping a call to it, it can occasionally respond in a fashion that suggests some kind of primordial protoprehension. Perhaps it calls back or puts its hand on the glass. However dim its eyes typically are, they occasionally shine with the intelligence of some distant relative to higher thought. So too with rasqie: if you get on her level--if you 'ook' or tap on the glass--she can sometimes respond in kind. That is, if she is not too distracted. This is rasqie at the height of her mental powers.

Of course, zoogoers, like XOers, are cruel. (Zoogoing XOers tend to be the cruelest of all.) So, as with the ape in the habitat, we mock rasqie in her simian aspect. We point, we laugh, we bang on the glass. She reacts much as the lowland gorilla does: she ignores it, she reacts as though the attention she is receiving is positive (by comparison, freer frolicking with a fistful of vomit), or she, at great mental strain, strings together a frustrated sequence of angry ape calls and pounds her chest.

I assume that fascination with shit is the only mental property these two links in the Great Chain of Being literally share, but the analogy is too powerful to ignore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1776843&forum_id=2#19114754)



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Date: October 6th, 2011 2:08 PM
Author: supple crotch nowag

I like the zoo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1776843&forum_id=2#19114768)



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Date: October 6th, 2011 2:13 PM
Author: doobsian razzle-dazzle lay idiot

unintentional reference?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1776843&forum_id=2#19114814)



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Date: October 6th, 2011 2:13 PM
Author: supple crotch nowag

intentional

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1776843&forum_id=2#19114816)



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Date: October 6th, 2011 2:13 PM
Author: mauve thriller candlestick maker

and another ape approaches

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1776843&forum_id=2#19114818)



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Date: October 6th, 2011 2:13 PM
Author: galvanic step-uncle's house

(rasqie)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1776843&forum_id=2#19114819)



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Date: October 8th, 2011 12:15 AM
Author: Diverse mexican church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1776843&forum_id=2#19125096)



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Date: October 6th, 2011 2:09 PM
Author: Flesh floppy forum

lol'd for real

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1776843&forum_id=2#19114781)



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Date: October 6th, 2011 2:11 PM
Author: mauve thriller candlestick maker

holy shit i can't stop laughing tytyty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1776843&forum_id=2#19114800)



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Date: October 6th, 2011 2:13 PM
Author: swashbuckling slap-happy brunch

as nagel would point out, you really havent described what its like to be rasqie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1776843&forum_id=2#19114820)



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Date: October 6th, 2011 2:27 PM
Author: supple crotch nowag

nagel sounds like a bagel that Ralph Nader would make.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1776843&forum_id=2#19114945)



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Date: October 6th, 2011 7:16 PM
Author: Green associate

Got damn

This is why you two should be together

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1776843&forum_id=2#19116621)



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Date: October 6th, 2011 2:16 PM
Author: Rose costumed gas station

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1776843&forum_id=2#19114848)



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Date: October 6th, 2011 2:23 PM
Author: Flesh floppy forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1776843&forum_id=2#19114920)



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Date: October 6th, 2011 2:26 PM
Author: Amethyst territorial ticket booth juggernaut

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1776843&forum_id=2#19114936)



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Date: October 6th, 2011 3:21 PM
Author: passionate orchid roast beef

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1776843&forum_id=2#19115206)



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Date: October 6th, 2011 5:22 PM
Author: chest-beating ape

Fuck you, I'm laughing my ass off at work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1776843&forum_id=2#19115931)



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Date: October 6th, 2011 5:23 PM
Author: Glassy Erotic Hissy Fit

this is some excellent work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1776843&forum_id=2#19115939)



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Date: October 7th, 2011 1:32 AM
Author: stimulating parlor

1 to the 80 brother my brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1776843&forum_id=2#19118750)



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Date: October 7th, 2011 1:33 AM
Author: big public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1776843&forum_id=2#19118756)



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Date: October 8th, 2011 12:16 AM
Author: Diverse mexican church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1776843&forum_id=2#19125101)



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Date: October 8th, 2011 12:17 AM
Author: Violet charismatic hell roommate

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1776843&forum_id=2#19125112)



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Date: October 8th, 2011 12:45 AM
Author: Idiotic aphrodisiac pit mood

this might seriously be a top 5 all time post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1776843&forum_id=2#19125412)



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Date: October 8th, 2011 11:42 AM
Author: Dark Trailer Park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1776843&forum_id=2#19126926)



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Date: October 8th, 2011 11:47 AM
Author: odious sound barrier tanning salon

i am in awe of the attention to detail and eloquence with which this was written.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1776843&forum_id=2#19126937)



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Date: October 8th, 2011 11:52 AM
Author: titillating casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1776843&forum_id=2#19126959)



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Date: October 8th, 2011 11:54 AM
Author: White property brethren

180.

Date: October 6th, 2011 2:07 PM

Author: tuna (aktp)

I think rasqie's comprehension of her status on XO is, and I don't think I'm too far off-base here, roughly equivalent to that of a lowland gorilla in a zoo habitat.

For the most part, the gorilla ignores your interactions with it, preferring instead to do whatever it is that gorillas do: vomit, eat vomit, shit, eat shit, eat food to accomplish more shitting and vomiting, and either rape or be raped. This is the status quo for rasqie's posting: utterly deaf to those around her, responses that are not en rapport with anything being said.

When you choose to interact with it, perhaps tapping on the glass or aping a call to it, it can occasionally respond in a fashion that suggests some kind of primordial protoprehension. Perhaps it calls back or puts its hand on the glass. However dim its eyes typically are, they occasionally shine with the intelligence of some distant relative to higher thought. So too with rasqie: if you get on her level--if you 'ook' or tap on the glass--she can sometimes respond in kind. That is, if she is not too distracted. This is rasqie at the height of her mental powers.

Of course, zoogoers, like XOers, are cruel. (Zoogoing XOers tend to be the cruelest of all.) So, as with the ape in the habitat, we mock rasqie in her simian aspect. We point, we laugh, we bang on the glass. She reacts much as the lowland gorilla does: she ignores it, she reacts as though the attention she is receiving is positive (by comparison, freer frolicking with a fistful of vomit), or she, at great mental strain, strings together a frustrated sequence of angry ape calls and pounds her chest.

I assume that fascination with shit is the only mental property these two links in the Great Chain of Being literally share, but the analogy is too powerful to ignore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1776843&forum_id=2#19114754)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1776843&forum_id=2#19126966)



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Date: January 9th, 2012 4:01 PM
Author: passionate orchid roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1776843&forum_id=2#19749000)



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Date: January 9th, 2012 4:06 PM
Author: Cocky messiness

greatest post on the internet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1776843&forum_id=2#19749030)



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Date: January 9th, 2012 4:07 PM
Author: chestnut bat-shit-crazy queen of the night

holy shit how did i miss this. most credited post ever on xo?

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1776843&forum_id=2#19749034)



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Date: October 8th, 2011 12:16 AM
Author: Brilliant preventive strike institution

Ask al

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1776843&forum_id=2#19125108)



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Date: October 8th, 2011 12:17 AM
Author: stimulating parlor

titcp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1776843&forum_id=2#19125111)



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Date: October 8th, 2011 12:21 AM
Author: Brilliant preventive strike institution

Ty ty brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1776843&forum_id=2#19125146)



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Date: October 8th, 2011 12:22 AM
Author: stimulating parlor

no, no -- tY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1776843&forum_id=2#19125155)



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Date: October 8th, 2011 2:30 PM
Author: stimulating parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1776843&forum_id=2#19128174)



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Date: October 8th, 2011 2:14 PM
Author: Idiotic aphrodisiac pit mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1776843&forum_id=2#19128041)