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Crackers: What's it like having a small penis?
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Date: May 15th, 2005 7:07 PM Author: hideous shaky associate It must be great to be able to zip up your pants recklessly knowing you'll never get your 2-incher caught. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=182270&forum_id=2#2791544) |
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Date: May 15th, 2005 7:10 PM Author: Rusted Sick Area Roommate I usually just cry myself to sleep and pretend that my salty tears of humiliation are the encouraging man drops that might help my manhood grow gloriously. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=182270&forum_id=2#2791571) |
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Date: September 5th, 2005 7:56 PM Author: razzmatazz trust fund Has it worked? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=182270&forum_id=2#3753290) |
Date: May 15th, 2005 7:12 PM Author: hideous shaky associate what's it like knowing that if you buy FUBU underwear, you have to go to the kiddie department and even then they'll be too roomy? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=182270&forum_id=2#2791607) |
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Date: May 15th, 2005 7:14 PM Author: swashbuckling peach headpube pit You got that "what's it like" shtick from me, first of all. COPIED SHTICK. Second of all, FUBU is really cut bigger? Prove it. |
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Date: May 15th, 2005 7:17 PM Author: hideous shaky associate How does it feel knowing that a Pygmy toddler is better hung when limp than you are when looking at cousin-fucking porn? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=182270&forum_id=2#2791654) |
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Date: May 15th, 2005 7:20 PM Author: swashbuckling peach headpube pit Why are you so hateful and racist. I bet you're not even fully black. I bet you've got some white blood in you and just hate it. Stop being so disgustingly racist. What you are posting isn't even true. Watch some porn. Blacks are hung like spaghetti - long, but THIN. |
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Date: May 15th, 2005 7:23 PM Author: hideous shaky associate "What you are posting isn't even true. Watch some porn. Blacks are hung like spaghetti - long, but THIN."
Stop being so disgustingly racist. Why are you so hateful and racist. I bet youre not even fully Pavlov's bitch. I bet you've got some cracker blood from your bestial masters and you just hate it. |
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Date: May 15th, 2005 7:26 PM Author: swashbuckling peach headpube pit Learn English, you halfbreed. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=182270&forum_id=2#2791764) |
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Date: May 15th, 2005 7:30 PM Author: hideous shaky associate now ain't that ironic you bitch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=182270&forum_id=2#2791804) |
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Date: May 15th, 2005 8:00 PM Author: razzle-dazzle saffron skinny woman laser beams Watch some porn. Blacks are hung like spaghetti - long, but THIN.
very untrue, this is. |
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Date: May 15th, 2005 7:19 PM Author: umber crusty address dog poop What a lame schtick.
We all know Sonic Youth is white.
Douche. |
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Date: May 15th, 2005 7:19 PM Author: hideous shaky associate answer the questions bitch. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=182270&forum_id=2#2791679) |
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Date: May 15th, 2005 7:20 PM Author: umber crusty address dog poop douche (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=182270&forum_id=2#2791688) |
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Date: May 15th, 2005 7:19 PM Author: underhanded friendly grandma It's ok. White women have small pussies. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=182270&forum_id=2#2791680) |
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Date: May 15th, 2005 7:21 PM Author: hideous shaky associate LOL!!!!!!! What a crock of shit. Come on, everyone knows cracker bitches are the biggest whores. They could take elephant dick no problem. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=182270&forum_id=2#2791705) |
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Date: May 15th, 2005 7:20 PM Author: Smoky Corner It's almost as humiliating as being able to read : ( (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=182270&forum_id=2#2791685) |
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Date: May 15th, 2005 7:22 PM Author: hideous shaky associate that the best you got? Come on now, that's pretty pathetic. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=182270&forum_id=2#2791711) |
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Date: May 15th, 2005 7:23 PM Author: umber crusty address dog poop whatever, honky (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=182270&forum_id=2#2791724) |
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Date: May 15th, 2005 7:24 PM Author: Smoky Corner A 4th grader comes home to his mom and says:
"Mommy, mommy...why is my dick so big compared to the other kids? Is it because I'm black?"
The mother replies
"No. It's because your 17." |
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Date: May 15th, 2005 7:27 PM Author: swashbuckling peach headpube pit haha 180!!! (a gem) |
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Date: May 15th, 2005 7:28 PM Author: underhanded friendly grandma I thought I'd seen the last funny racist one-liner years ago.. I was wrong. I bow to you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=182270&forum_id=2#2791778) |
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Date: May 15th, 2005 7:28 PM Author: filthy ungodly ticket booth water buffalo worth a chuckle or two -- not bad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=182270&forum_id=2#2791782) |
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Date: May 15th, 2005 7:29 PM Author: hideous shaky associate A cracker bitch went up to her dad who was sitting in a beaten up armchair. "Pa, kin ah borrow the truck to-nahgt?" she asked. Her dad looked at her and said, "Darlin', yew know what yew haf t'do if'n yew wants to borrer th' truck." "But Pa! Ah haf t'go naow!" the cracker girl cried. Her daddy stood up and unzipped his pants. "Yew know perfectly well what yew haf t'do. On yer knees, bitch!" The cracker wench complied and started sucking her dad's cock. After a few seconds she stopped in disgust and looked up to her dad. "Gee Pa, yore dick shore tastes like shit!" Her dad slapped his forhead and said, "Dammit, Ah forgot! Ah already loaned the truck to yer brother just a few minutes ago!" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=182270&forum_id=2#2791797) |
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Date: May 15th, 2005 7:22 PM Author: coral curious gas station WHY ARE YOU OBSESSED WITH PENI? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=182270&forum_id=2#2791718) |
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Date: May 15th, 2005 7:31 PM Author: yapping doctorate step-uncle's house How does it feel to know that regardless of what you do in life (earn a JD, become president) you will always be inferior and viewed as a second class citizen who never achieved anything on his own merits. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=182270&forum_id=2#2791828) |
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Date: May 15th, 2005 7:33 PM Author: hideous shaky associate You mean like all white men before 1970? Yeah they really cried themselves to sleep knowing that they only got where they were because of their gender and race. Faggot ass bitch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=182270&forum_id=2#2791846) |
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Date: May 15th, 2005 7:34 PM Author: yapping doctorate step-uncle's house You will always a piece of shit good for only three things: stealing, raping women, and destroying major cities throughout the United States (and of course dying of AIDS). (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=182270&forum_id=2#2791868) |
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Date: May 15th, 2005 7:40 PM Author: hideous shaky associate Crackers committed the most crime in the first 200 centuries of the country's existence. Blacks couldn't hope to catch up. YOu will always be an inbred piece of cousin-fucking shit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=182270&forum_id=2#2791933) |
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Date: May 15th, 2005 7:32 PM Author: Erotic Chrome Therapy Spot Small?
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Date: May 15th, 2005 7:33 PM Author: hideous shaky associate who the fuck wants to view some photoshopped dildos you fucking fag. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=182270&forum_id=2#2791855) |
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Date: May 15th, 2005 7:35 PM Author: Erotic Chrome Therapy Spot No photoshops of them hogs, you little black pimple dick (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=182270&forum_id=2#2791876) |
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Date: May 15th, 2005 7:35 PM Author: hideous shaky associate sure fag. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=182270&forum_id=2#2791879) |
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Date: May 15th, 2005 7:35 PM Author: underhanded friendly grandma Jesus, PWNED. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=182270&forum_id=2#2791875) |
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Date: May 15th, 2005 7:36 PM Author: hideous shaky associate Yeah you were just PWN3D by your faggotry. Have fun looking at some photoshopped dicks. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=182270&forum_id=2#2791884) |
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Date: May 15th, 2005 7:33 PM Author: Erotic Chrome Therapy Spot http://ratemyschlong.com/vote.php?itemid=162551 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=182270&forum_id=2#2791853) |
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Date: May 15th, 2005 7:33 PM Author: Erotic Chrome Therapy Spot http://ratemyschlong.com/vote.php?itemid=165681 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=182270&forum_id=2#2791859) |
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Date: May 15th, 2005 7:34 PM Author: Erotic Chrome Therapy Spot http://ratemyschlong.com/vote.php?itemid=166365 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=182270&forum_id=2#2791863) |
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Date: May 15th, 2005 7:34 PM Author: Erotic Chrome Therapy Spot http://ratemyschlong.com/vote.php?itemid=166128 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=182270&forum_id=2#2791866) |
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Date: May 15th, 2005 7:35 PM Author: hideous shaky associate the little gobbler faggot just proves that all you inbreds are degenerate fucks polluting the world with your faggotry. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=182270&forum_id=2#2791874) |
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Date: May 15th, 2005 7:36 PM Author: Erotic Chrome Therapy Spot Polluting with cocks that eclipse your tiny little black sausage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=182270&forum_id=2#2791881) |
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Date: May 15th, 2005 7:38 PM Author: hideous shaky associate Yeah photoshopping sure pwns me big-time huh you little inbred cracker faggot. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=182270&forum_id=2#2791906) |
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Date: May 15th, 2005 7:39 PM Author: Erotic Chrome Therapy Spot Face it, niglet. White cock PWNS you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=182270&forum_id=2#2791917) |
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Date: May 15th, 2005 7:41 PM Author: hideous shaky associate white cock couldn't pwn an ant. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=182270&forum_id=2#2791944) |
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Date: May 15th, 2005 7:41 PM Author: Erotic Chrome Therapy Spot http://ratemyschlong.com/vote.php?itemid=166128 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=182270&forum_id=2#2791951) |
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Date: May 15th, 2005 7:38 PM Author: Erotic Chrome Therapy Spot LIKE THIS FUCKING HOG!
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Date: May 15th, 2005 7:39 PM Author: hideous shaky associate I'm not a fag like your little inbred friends. I don't care to look at photoshopped dicks you disgusting ass-munch. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=182270&forum_id=2#2791915) |
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Date: May 15th, 2005 7:39 PM Author: Erotic Chrome Therapy Spot PWN3D (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=182270&forum_id=2#2791925) |
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Date: May 15th, 2005 7:40 PM Author: hideous shaky associate Yeah, I've been pwn3d by heterosexuality. You've been pwn3d by a cock up your ass. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=182270&forum_id=2#2791936) |
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Date: May 15th, 2005 7:41 PM Author: Erotic Chrome Therapy Spot http://ratemyschlong.com/vote.php?itemid=166128 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=182270&forum_id=2#2791948) |
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Date: May 15th, 2005 7:43 PM Author: hideous shaky associate when are you going to get the point that I'm not clicking on your fag links? I don't give a fuck about your photoshopping skills you sick fuck. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=182270&forum_id=2#2791980) |
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Date: May 15th, 2005 7:44 PM Author: Erotic Chrome Therapy Spot http://ratemyschlong.com/vote.php?itemid=166128
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Date: May 15th, 2005 7:43 PM Author: hideous shaky associate Hey crackers, how does it feel when a bitch asks if you're erect yet? How does it feel when she can't tell you already cummed? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=182270&forum_id=2#2791965) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2005 1:05 PM Author: Shivering hospital jew PWNED (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=182270&forum_id=2#3728074) |
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Date: May 15th, 2005 7:44 PM Author: hideous shaky associate At least you don't have to worry about fucking during the winter time since nobody can tell when it shrinks. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=182270&forum_id=2#2791990) |
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Date: May 15th, 2005 7:45 PM Author: hideous shaky associate Here's another benefit, you can give a white bitch anal all you want since there's no way your 2 incher can hurt her. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=182270&forum_id=2#2792003) |
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Date: May 15th, 2005 7:46 PM Author: Erotic Chrome Therapy Spot http://ratemyschlong.com/vote.php?itemid=166128
PWN3D |
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Date: May 15th, 2005 7:47 PM Author: hideous shaky associate Tell me, is it difficult to masturbate since you have to always go look for your tweezers? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=182270&forum_id=2#2792031) |
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