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Taking down Milbank
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Date: December 8th, 2011 6:23 PM Author: Sick cheese-eating temple Subject: Takedown of MTHM and Jerry Speyer US media seems not to be interested, int'l media will be contacted soon enough (already contacted some). will post in comments section of ATL too.
http://www.4shared.com/document/S6otp-ev/20111208040601.html?
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Date: December 8th, 2011 10:00 PM Author: Ruddy mad cow disease wtf is this i don't even (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1826712&forum_id=2#19534288) |
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Date: December 9th, 2011 9:12 AM Author: Sick cheese-eating temple it will be global soon enough. i've basically exposed the scam that is the entire legal industry, soup to nuts. racists, race hustlers, assholes, conmen, and all. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1826712&forum_id=2#19536507) |
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Date: December 9th, 2011 9:13 AM Author: poppy office just tell us what it is, faggot. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1826712&forum_id=2#19536509) |
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Date: December 9th, 2011 9:25 AM Author: Vibrant aqua water buffalo indirect expression OWAS (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1826712&forum_id=2#19536520) |
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Date: December 9th, 2011 9:27 AM Author: Vibrant aqua water buffalo indirect expression tl;dr summarize your issue |
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Date: December 9th, 2011 9:33 AM Author: anal hyperactive gay wizard this is good flame because milbank is a pretty anonymous firm but still with just enough prestige to make people care (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1826712&forum_id=2#19536535) |
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Date: December 9th, 2011 10:11 AM Author: Mind-boggling base tank BIGPROJECTFINANCELAW (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1826712&forum_id=2#19536687) |
Date: December 9th, 2011 9:33 AM Author: nudist love of her life this is really fucking confusing. If you couldn't post it on reddit and get a bunch of retards to upvote it, it isn't going "global." hth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1826712&forum_id=2#19536534) |
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Date: December 10th, 2011 1:34 AM Author: Sick cheese-eating temple first i gotta file a bunch more lawsuits that make things a bunch more clear. i don't have time to make this readable for retards, that's the job of journalists. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1826712&forum_id=2#19541493) |
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Date: December 9th, 2011 9:40 AM Author: Vibrant aqua water buffalo indirect expression use a better fucking upload service dude www.mediafire.com |
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Date: December 9th, 2011 9:43 AM Author: Ocher contagious dilemma ip trap? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1826712&forum_id=2#19536568) |
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Date: December 9th, 2011 9:45 AM Author: Vibrant aqua water buffalo indirect expression no (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1826712&forum_id=2#19536571) |
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Date: December 9th, 2011 10:10 AM Author: Medicated slimy locus Man, fuck TinyCo.
That Anatoly guy is awesome. |
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Date: December 9th, 2011 10:27 AM Author: Scarlet misunderstood generalized bond Tldr
summarize?
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Date: December 9th, 2011 10:54 AM Author: flushed twinkling uncleanness house Milbank no-offers summer associate; he move to Cali, passes bar, but leaves law to work at TinyCo; TinyCo fires him after 100 days; he SO MAD. Sequence of events gets built into a grandiose paranoid theory of how most people in the world are out to fuck him; he begins to perceive that most unusual cars and out-of-place strangers are following and threatening him. Psych treatment for OP would probably be good for public safety in SF.
Sorry so long - hard to summarize. |
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Date: December 9th, 2011 10:55 AM Author: Drab charismatic ticket booth describe these most unusual cars (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1826712&forum_id=2#19536827) |
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Date: December 9th, 2011 10:58 AM Author: flushed twinkling uncleanness house I mean like every few hours he perceives that a different car is following him, on theories like "That truck doesn't seem to fit in this neighborhood" or "The license plate has a zero in it." It is unclear why the conspiracy against him has hired dozens of different random dudes to follow him around and do nothing. He is on the police radar now and gets arrested at one point for being scary. It's well worth reading, quite an interesting psychological portrait. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1826712&forum_id=2#19536835) |
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Date: December 9th, 2011 11:01 AM Author: Vibrant aqua water buffalo indirect expression really? can you pinpoint a page and paragraph? i'm too lazy to dig into it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1826712&forum_id=2#19536843) |
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Date: December 9th, 2011 10:56 AM Author: Vibrant aqua water buffalo indirect expression ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1826712&forum_id=2#19536830) |
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Date: December 9th, 2011 11:50 AM Author: Scarlet misunderstood generalized bond Ty might actually have to read this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1826712&forum_id=2#19537016) |
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Date: December 9th, 2011 11:07 AM Author: Hairless vivacious public bath milk "his undergrad in drinking at university of florida and a harvard jd"
sounds pretty fucking credited actually |
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Date: December 10th, 2011 1:32 AM Author: Sick cheese-eating temple just wait for the lawsuits to fly monday guys.
milbank (corporate capacity) + tishman speyer (corporate capacity) + jerry speyer (personal capacity) + mel immergut (personal capacity) in federal court, i have more emails, for organizing a 5150 attempt on 11/4/11 and getting me fired, + holding me in jail for 26 hours leading to police brutality + sending a thug after me on 10/26 -- $1.8bn.
suleman ali (personal capacity) for a bullshit tro leading to arrest - $5m.
max simkoff (personal capacity) for a bullshit tro leading to arrest - $1m
Town School for Boys (corporate capacity) and Headmaster Brewster Ely IV (personal capacity) for another TRO today for playing music outside the school and saying i will "financially destroy the parents in the school and take down the school". taken as a criminal threat even though on camera i said i was just going to play music and then make school laughingstock ofthe world, obviously bullshit tro did not include this - $11m.
instead of stupid comments, how about some help on the legal actual legal theories in CA civil suits against the latter three, and esp in federal court against the former. i will be writing everything myself this weekend and filing on monday. then i need to file a continuance in cgc-11-515744 based on the first three new lawsuits. i got the cash to file everything.
thanks, tolik |
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Date: December 10th, 2011 1:35 AM Author: Spectacular Plaza Hominid yeah this doesn't seem unhinged at all (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1826712&forum_id=2#19541496) |
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Date: December 10th, 2011 1:38 AM Author: Sick cheese-eating temple we'll see what the judges say. im not filing the above in court. the above is for journalists once the lawsuits fly :) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1826712&forum_id=2#19541504) |
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Date: December 10th, 2011 1:44 AM Author: Lavender razzle address azn i want the last 40 minutes of my life back. i'm suing the OP (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1826712&forum_id=2#19541523) |
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Date: December 10th, 2011 1:58 AM Author: Olive frozen abode Tolik, you need immediate psychiatric care. These are the ravings of a lunatic.
Regards, Martin Lipton/ WLRK |
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Date: December 10th, 2011 2:01 AM Author: Sick cheese-eating temple so far the only people who've asked me to stop emailing them are the assholes mel immergut, dan bartfeld, scott dettmer, and greg lemmer. so i think i may be on to something... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1826712&forum_id=2#19541588) |
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Date: December 10th, 2011 2:09 AM Author: Olive frozen abode Please add me to the list. I'm monitoring your internet use, and will contact the CIA if necessary. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1826712&forum_id=2#19541619) |
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Date: December 13th, 2011 11:00 AM Author: Sick cheese-eating temple don't worry i went to the fbi yesterday. doubt immergut and speyer will get jailtime, but they definitely broke a host of federal laws. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1826712&forum_id=2#19560660) |
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Date: December 11th, 2011 4:13 PM Author: Violet Self-centered Mental Disorder Home Dood, I feel for you. You were obviously normal at some point. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1826712&forum_id=2#19549678) |
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Date: December 10th, 2011 2:04 AM Author: Unholy field too scared to download (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1826712&forum_id=2#19541596) |
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Date: December 11th, 2011 4:25 PM Author: Chartreuse point 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1826712&forum_id=2#19549763) |
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Date: December 13th, 2011 10:17 AM Author: Sick cheese-eating temple https://www.facebook.com/yatolik/posts/238848712838327
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Federal Suit filed yesterday:
Anatoly Smolkin v. Tishman Speyer Properties, L.P., Jerry Speyer, Milbank, Tweed, Hadley & McCloy LLP and Melvin Immergut.
Suit: http://www.mediafire.com/?34d86k7mz894xjn Exhibits: http://www.mediafire.com/?3y78rac0r761onr
Will be available on Pacer early next week.
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State Suits to be filed today:
(1) Anatoly Smolkin v. Suleman Ali, Gunderson Dettmer Stough Villeneuve Franklin & Hachigian LLP, and Gregory S. Lemmer.
Suit: http://www.mediafire.com/?b55et3nb5s2bn92 Exhibits: http://www.mediafire.com/?f9znmf5u6via3ue
(2) Anatoly Smolkin v. Mr. Maxwell Simkoff, CEO of Evolv, Inc.
Suit: http://www.mediafire.com/?6y0qf5nceiesm8r
Will be available online here tomorrow: http://webaccess.sftc.org/Scripts/Magic94/mgrqispi94.dll?APPNAME=IJS&PRGNAME=CaseSearchProcess22&ARGUMENTS=-A,-A,-N0,-N1,-A,-ASMOLKIN\%2C%20ANATOLY,-A
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Suit written up to humiliate Town School for Boys and W. Brewster Ely IV. Won't file it, no need.
http://www.mediafire.com/?py5g36j3hjaj13y
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https://www.facebook.com/yatolik/posts/276039679098063 |
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Date: December 13th, 2011 10:20 AM Author: poppy office Tell us what this is about you Greek fuck. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1826712&forum_id=2#19560510) |
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Date: December 13th, 2011 10:22 AM Author: Sick cheese-eating temple read the lawsuits, they're pretty straightforward. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1826712&forum_id=2#19560513) |
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Date: December 13th, 2011 11:01 AM Author: poppy office no. i'm not fucking doing your work for you. if you feel like smearing milbank then briefly synopsize your beef. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1826712&forum_id=2#19560664) |
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Date: December 13th, 2011 11:05 AM Author: Sick cheese-eating temple don't feel like it, you can read the NYT article when it comes out in a few weeks. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1826712&forum_id=2#19560678) |
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Date: December 13th, 2011 11:23 AM Author: Self-absorbed liquid oxygen go see a shrink (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1826712&forum_id=2#19560746) |
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Date: December 13th, 2011 11:26 AM Author: Sick cheese-eating temple just as soon as i hit up immergut and speyer for some cash bro, i'm po' ;) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1826712&forum_id=2#19560761) |
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Date: December 13th, 2011 11:53 AM Author: Scarlet misunderstood generalized bond Dude leads his complaint off by alleging that TEH JOOS SCREWED ME! Bet that will go over like a ton of bricks, buddy, especially given that this was clearly written by a lunatic. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1826712&forum_id=2#19560870) |
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Date: December 13th, 2011 12:33 PM Author: Mind-boggling base tank I encourage you doods to read this. its entertaining as fuck. I have no idea who this guy is but I assume this must all be for real.
some gems:
"Anatoly mistakenly thought that bail had to be paid with cash funds or gold only, so Anatoly used his Chase bank debit card."
"Jerry, and under Moiz’ direction Suleman, filed trumped up charges misusing public resources against Anatoly including bomb threats for posting the word “kaboom” on Facebook and Twitter after sending emails, and criminal threats for posting rap songs, such as Lay Low by Snoop Dogg featuring Dr. Dre and Nate Dogg on Facebook and Twitter. These charges, detailed in Exhibit A, led to 150,000USD in total bail. Anatoly refuses to use a co-signer on bail charges, and was lucky that Tony and Guillermo at All-Pro Bail Bonds were willing to put up the entire amount for 150,000USD bail for a customary 10% payment, which Anatoly paid using a Chase Sapphire credit card with a 15,500USD credit limit and a Capital One Sony Visa credit card with a 10,000USD credit limit. Anatoly is mired in credit card debt from paying this bail."
"In the summer of 2009, between May and July, Anatoly lived in New York City and worked as an overpaid summer associate at MTHM for ten weeks (MTHM lied to Anatoly about the length of their summer program as well as his salary when making an offer in October 2008 based on verbal conversations and on MTHM’s recruiting website – the program was two weeks shorter than the customary length and the salary was 3076.92USD per week rather than 3100.00USD per week listed on the website at the time)."
Plus lots of references to jewish "dons" in NYC and soviet style tactics employed against him.
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Date: December 13th, 2011 12:36 PM Author: Mind-boggling base tank "Secondly, on November 20, 2011, the day that, on information and belief, Mr. Gregory Stuart Lemmer captured a San Mateo police officer as described in Exhibit 19 to Exhibit A to this Complaint, Anatoly took the following legal and constitutional actions: Anatoly drove outside Mr. Lemmer’s San Mateo home based on a Zabasearch, played music loudly but within San Mateo County’s vehicle code outside Mr. Lemmer’s home, and smoked Parliament cigarettes there."
lol |
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Date: December 13th, 2011 12:40 PM Author: Mind-boggling base tank "33. At noon on October 26, 2011, at Specialty’s Café located on 369 Pine Street less than two blocks from One Bush Street, and in full view of the camera on the side of 333 Pine Street as well the camera inside Specialty’s, Mel sent a thug to intimidate Anatoly, likely procured by Jeremy Hurewitz, a PI at Nardello and Co. The details of this are listed in Exhibit D. Anatoly anticipated this and was having lunch with a friend of his from Cal Economics, Mr. Paul Moran, a proud veteran of the United States Army who served as a Platoon Leader in Iraq. The thug was confused and playing Solitaire on his smart-phone, so Anatoly even asked the thug whether he worked in the tech industry, offering to give the thug a business card.
On October 28, 2011 Suleman started the 5150 attempt by having Anatoly do something “crazy” in front of the camera. This action is described in Exhibit B.
Thereafter, on November 2, 2011 at 10.35 PT, Suleman fired Anatoly against public policy, and Mel, Jerry, and Suleman started an illegal war against Anatoly combining misuse of the law with illegal but untraceable actions. These actions are described in Exhibit 3 and Exhibit 22 of Exhibit A" |
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Date: December 13th, 2011 12:42 PM Author: Mind-boggling base tank "On November 13, an anonymous was made to Anatoly’ s grandmother’ s cellular line asking “where’s Toly”? Anatoly noted at the time that in Soviet Russia, thugs like Mel and Jerry would actual resort violence before contacting somebody’s grandmother, but “Mel and Jerry have no balls.”
And then the insanity goes into hyperdrive.
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Date: December 13th, 2011 12:42 PM Author: Scarlet misunderstood generalized bond hard to figure out why this guy couldn't stick with milbank... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1826712&forum_id=2#19561156) |
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Date: December 13th, 2011 1:06 PM Author: Sick cheese-eating temple none of this would have happened if mel didn't decide to overdrive his usual asshole self and call the reason for my no-offer "performance" when rob finkel specifically wanted me to join his group based on my, um, performance... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1826712&forum_id=2#19561303) |
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Date: December 13th, 2011 1:13 PM Author: Scarlet misunderstood generalized bond assuming you're the mental case behind this pro se bullshit, i am pretty sure your no-offer speaks for itself given how incoherent, poorly drafted, error ridden, and batshit crazy these pleadings are. i wouldn't hire you to sue over a dog bite if this is the kind of work product you churn out. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1826712&forum_id=2#19561353) |
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Date: December 14th, 2011 11:19 PM Author: Sick cheese-eating temple dude i drafted all of this stuff in a single day. the idea is to get the legal points in there, and let the defendants decide if they want to chance me hiring a law firm to put the very clear legal points into a legal format. i haven't done any legal work since the no-offer in 09 since i decided law prolly wasn't my thing, i've been doing completely different stuff since then (such as spending all of first semester 3L preparing for mckinsey interviews). (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1826712&forum_id=2#19570955) |
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Date: December 15th, 2011 10:21 AM Author: citrine forum incel wow. mckinsey interviews eh? how'd those go? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1826712&forum_id=2#19572553) |
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Date: December 15th, 2011 10:31 AM Author: Sick cheese-eating temple fine. made the final round, 10 people, only two that got offers were a physics phd and a dude who was 35 and had led a 150 person team. it was tough to get an offer on nov. 13, 2009, ya know? learned a lot, helped me figure out all the scams that represent the american legal system, given that most lawyers don't learn how to count till their mid-30s. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1826712&forum_id=2#19572586) |
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Date: December 13th, 2011 1:44 PM Author: Charcoal adulterous parlor cuckoldry This whole things seems like a result of schizophrenia or abuse of certain drugs, like adderall. Both are quite common among Russian Jews. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1826712&forum_id=2#19561538) |
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Date: December 13th, 2011 1:42 PM Author: crystalline french chef boltzmann "the program was two weeks shorter than the customary length and the salary was 3076.92USD per week rather than 3100.00USD per week listed on the website at the time"
LMAO. A jury will love that. |
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Date: December 13th, 2011 1:46 PM Author: orange yarmulke tyft (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1826712&forum_id=2#19561545) |
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Date: December 13th, 2011 12:55 PM Author: Lascivious orchid pit sup lawisart? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1826712&forum_id=2#19561226) |
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Date: December 13th, 2011 1:14 PM Author: dark fragrant school cafeteria juggernaut To be fair,
Dear AutoAdmit Community:
It is worth noting that this guy graduated from a decent law school, presumably with a decent GPA, and at one time seemed normal enough in person to land a respectable biglaw SA position in NYC during the worst legal recession in 70 years.
...and this thread is a perfect example of why you never, ever trust anyone who posts here with any of your personal information. |
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Date: December 13th, 2011 1:22 PM Author: Unholy field This should give us all hoap, then. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1826712&forum_id=2#19561421) |
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Date: December 13th, 2011 1:40 PM Author: crystalline french chef boltzmann Will somebody for the love of God get the Milbank complaint and exhibits and host it somewhere I can download? This mediafire is shit, pure shit. This lunatic sounds like GOLD. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1826712&forum_id=2#19561522) |
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Date: December 13th, 2011 1:53 PM Author: crystalline french chef boltzmann This guy's FB page is 180^180
http://www.facebook.com/yatolik
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Date: December 14th, 2011 9:56 AM Author: Fear-inspiring Institution Hunting Ground Why is he named after Turkey. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1826712&forum_id=2#19566632) |
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Date: December 14th, 2011 9:58 AM Author: Mind-boggling base tank LOL
"Dear DVZ, Speyer, Melvin, Bartfeld, Simkoff, Suli, Benner, Hannan, Lemmer, Dettmer, and Chesler:
I ain't that nigga trying to holla cause I want some head I'm that nigga tryin' to holla cause I want some bread I could care less how she perform when she in the bed Bitch hit the track, catch a date, and come pay the kid Look baby, this is simple you can't see You fuckin' with me you fuckin' with a P.I.M.P.
Love, Tolik" |
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Date: December 14th, 2011 9:58 AM Author: crystalline french chef boltzmann This guy is the gift that keeps on giving. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1826712&forum_id=2#19566639) |
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Date: December 13th, 2011 1:55 PM Author: Charcoal adulterous parlor cuckoldry This whole things seems like a result of schizophrenia or abuse of certain drugs, like adderall. Both are quite common among Russian Jews (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1826712&forum_id=2#19561568) |
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Date: December 13th, 2011 5:10 PM Author: crystalline french chef boltzmann the kid needs serious mental help (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1826712&forum_id=2#19562705) |
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Date: December 15th, 2011 1:51 AM Author: Sick cheese-eating temple it's going to take a lat a while to translate this so most of the morons here understand what im doing. obviously you american idiots think i'm crazy -- it takes a complete fucking moron to take $200k in debt to go to law school...
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Date: December 13th, 2011 1:57 PM Author: Obsidian fiercely-loyal brunch immigrant i believe everything he says. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1826712&forum_id=2#19561574) |
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Date: December 13th, 2011 2:01 PM Author: Scarlet misunderstood generalized bond can you please translate what he is saying into english so i can express my opinions on the merits of his claim too? tyia (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1826712&forum_id=2#19561585) |
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Date: December 14th, 2011 9:50 AM Author: crystalline french chef boltzmann When will the MSM pick up news of this blockbuster lawsuit? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1826712&forum_id=2#19566627) |
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Date: December 14th, 2011 11:09 PM Author: Sick cheese-eating temple Motions to set aside TinyCo and TSP restraining orders due to fraud:
http://www.mediafire.com/?jwzkk8z3yaahsq4,14awqqv5g19xmby |
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Date: December 15th, 2011 12:29 AM Author: Sick cheese-eating temple . (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1826712&forum_id=2#19571371) |
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Date: December 14th, 2011 11:15 PM Author: aquamarine idiot *glances up; checks Milbank*
nope; still standing |
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Date: December 14th, 2011 11:18 PM Author: Sick cheese-eating temple i wouldn't take down a website, that would be illegal! ill leave illegal actions to mel and jerry :) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1826712&forum_id=2#19570947) |
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Date: December 15th, 2011 10:35 AM Author: Sick cheese-eating temple http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OuRf2myPAPg http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pK0rXbwrYbU |
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Date: December 16th, 2011 2:20 PM Author: Sick cheese-eating temple Link to all my documents: http://tinyurl.com/tolikvnyc Exec summary of events is in "Motion to Dismiss TSP TRO.pdf"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jRnRbVZef-Y |