So God could have created an aged universe, right?
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Date: February 2nd, 2012 2:18 PM Author: exhilarant ruddy locus twinkling uncleanness
Of course he could make the universe appear aged, if one simply accepts upon faith that he is an omnipotent being. However, the truth of the matter is that the universe was created by a fairy which resides in my ass. That same fair created all the Christian churches, the Muslim mosques and Jewish synagogues to test the faith of those that do not believe in Him from the sheer force of His greatness.
The Great Fairy took up residence in my ass because He only wanted to reside within a True Believer, and he will not share his grace or everlasting life with anyone who would dare test him or confront the unfalsifiable logic of his existence with empirical trivialities. Thus, the only plausible hope you have of saving your mortal soul is to bend over, genuflect, and kiss my ass.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1863509&forum_id=2#19882572) |
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