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So God could have created an aged universe, right?

Like He created adult humans?
Infuriating dysfunction
  02/02/12
if that's what you want to believe, sure
Insane den newt
  02/02/12
Could He microwave a burrito so hot that He Himself could no...
judgmental wagecucks range
  02/02/12
only if he wished it
unhinged field idiot
  02/02/12
catholics have resolved this issue. yes, but then he could m...
soggy forum background story
  02/02/12
...
azure trust fund
  02/02/12
Why would god purposely deceive humans?
Dun location digit ratio
  02/02/12
To test their faith!
spectacular impressive partner volcanic crater
  02/02/12
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mrZcztxRquo
concupiscible reading party famous landscape painting
  02/02/12
sure, what would be the point?
concupiscible reading party famous landscape painting
  02/02/12
Because he wanted to get to the fun part?
Infuriating dysfunction
  02/02/12
if there is a god and he wanted us to believe in him, he wou...
motley gas station
  02/02/12
Of course he could make the universe appear aged, if one sim...
exhilarant ruddy locus twinkling uncleanness
  02/02/12
Fuck my ass, brother.
azure trust fund
  02/02/12


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Date: February 2nd, 2012 8:48 AM
Author: Infuriating dysfunction

Like He created adult humans?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1863509&forum_id=2#19881545)



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Date: February 2nd, 2012 9:38 AM
Author: Insane den newt

if that's what you want to believe, sure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1863509&forum_id=2#19881635)



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Date: February 2nd, 2012 9:44 AM
Author: judgmental wagecucks range

Could He microwave a burrito so hot that He Himself could not eat it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1863509&forum_id=2#19881646)



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Date: February 2nd, 2012 2:20 PM
Author: unhinged field idiot

only if he wished it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1863509&forum_id=2#19882586)



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Date: February 2nd, 2012 2:31 PM
Author: soggy forum background story

catholics have resolved this issue. yes, but then he could metamorph hisself into someone who could eat it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1863509&forum_id=2#19882619)



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Date: February 2nd, 2012 2:32 PM
Author: azure trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1863509&forum_id=2#19882624)



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Date: February 2nd, 2012 9:46 AM
Author: Dun location digit ratio

Why would god purposely deceive humans?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1863509&forum_id=2#19881652)



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Date: February 2nd, 2012 9:48 AM
Author: spectacular impressive partner volcanic crater

To test their faith!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1863509&forum_id=2#19881655)



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Date: February 2nd, 2012 9:52 AM
Author: concupiscible reading party famous landscape painting

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mrZcztxRquo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1863509&forum_id=2#19881663)



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Date: February 2nd, 2012 9:49 AM
Author: concupiscible reading party famous landscape painting

sure, what would be the point?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1863509&forum_id=2#19881656)



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Date: February 2nd, 2012 2:39 PM
Author: Infuriating dysfunction

Because he wanted to get to the fun part?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1863509&forum_id=2#19882648)



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Date: February 2nd, 2012 1:57 PM
Author: motley gas station

if there is a god and he wanted us to believe in him, he would prove his existence, or at least, make us too stupid to realize the stupidity of faith

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1863509&forum_id=2#19882441)



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Date: February 2nd, 2012 2:18 PM
Author: exhilarant ruddy locus twinkling uncleanness

Of course he could make the universe appear aged, if one simply accepts upon faith that he is an omnipotent being. However, the truth of the matter is that the universe was created by a fairy which resides in my ass. That same fair created all the Christian churches, the Muslim mosques and Jewish synagogues to test the faith of those that do not believe in Him from the sheer force of His greatness.

The Great Fairy took up residence in my ass because He only wanted to reside within a True Believer, and he will not share his grace or everlasting life with anyone who would dare test him or confront the unfalsifiable logic of his existence with empirical trivialities. Thus, the only plausible hope you have of saving your mortal soul is to bend over, genuflect, and kiss my ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1863509&forum_id=2#19882572)



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Date: February 2nd, 2012 2:33 PM
Author: azure trust fund

Fuck my ass, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1863509&forum_id=2#19882626)