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*whokebe plays marimba lick to open your trial in purgatory*
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Date: March 21st, 2012 11:49 AM Author: adventurous institution community account Date: June 6th, 2009 11:22 PM Author: Johann Whokebe
he is striking with two mallets, then four, then six; then he stops and exits through a side door. you look now at the judge, who you realize is also whokebe. the judge remarks that the marimba bars, his gavel, your chair and, in fact, all the wood surfaces of the trial chamber are made from rosewood found in the forest outside belmopan in which you killed your wife.
"but i was never married," you say. you realize you have said this in spanish, a language which you have never studied.
the judge shakes his head impatiently. "the victim was not your own wife, of course," he says, "but the wife of the man in whose place you now stand trial."
you notice a mirror on the table in front of you. "we always supply a mirror," the judge says. you look at your reflection.
"johann whokebe," the judge says, "stand to receive your sentence."
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1013289&forum_id=2#11934704) |
Date: March 21st, 2012 11:50 AM Author: abnormal useless nursing home liquid oxygen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1903648&forum_id=2#20257268) |
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Date: March 21st, 2012 11:50 AM Author: Lascivious preventive strike This post is about the racist shitmod who's been abusing his mod powers and deleting posts inappropriately. If you don't like this post, complain to rach. When the Vodka gummy bears is removed from mod, I'll stop making these posts.
Things Vodka gummy bears, racist shitmod, has posted about himself.
1. He's a mod
Date: March 20th, 2012 12:14 PM;
Author: .,.,,..,..,.,.,:,,:,.,,:::,...,:,.,.:...:.,:.::,;;
Why the FUCK was this deleted?;;
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1902619&forum_id=2#20249541)
Date: March 20th, 2012 12:16 PM;
Author: Vodka gummy bears;;
Sorry I thought you were the spammer. All the PUMOs look alike. Make a real name if you don't want to be mistaken. ;;(
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1902619&forum_id=2#20249545)
2. He's never had sex with a white woman
Date: June 6th, 2011 12:44 PM
Author: Vodka gummy bears
awwww ya.
gonna try my first white woman then!
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1666820&forum_id=2#18179509)
3. He has a non-white GF and is interested in visiting a German brothel to try out his first white woman.
Date: June 6th, 2011 12:48 PM
Author: Vodka gummy bears
I have a gf and she wouldnt be down for some STD hooker.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1666820&forum_id=2#18179534)
4. He's a homophobe
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1685016&forum_id=2
Date: June 25th, 2011 4:05 AM
Author: Vodka gummy bears
Jump off a cliff fags.
And this comes from a guy whose sucked a cock or 2 in his life.
5. He's been to Sudan
Date: June 26th, 2011 7:10 PM
Author: Vodka gummy bears
I want to visit Zambia and Zimbabwe and have been to Sudan. Some of us like it.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1686371&forum_id=2#18352965)
6. He's into white power
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1677880&forum_id=2
Date: June 17th, 2011 3:08 PM
Author: Vodka gummy bears
Can we have a white only section rach?Thanks.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1677880&forum_id=2#18276802)
7. He's aiming for an MBA, and as of 8/11, was studying for the GMAT
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1803319&forum_id=2
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1743850&forum_id=2
GMAT is such bullshit
Date: August 27th, 2011 7:02 PM
Author: Vodka gummy bears
Fuck this example math problem.
For any integer k > 1, the term “length of an integer” refers to the number of positive prime factors, not necessarily distinct, whose product is equal to k. For example, if k = 24, the length of k is equal to 4, since 24 = 2 × 2 × 2 × 3. If x and y are positive integers such that x > 1, y > 1, and x + 3y < 1000, what is the maximum possible sum of the length of x and the length of y?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1743850&forum_id=2#18849133)
8. He hasn't gotten laid a lot
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1562045
9. Is obsessed with porn
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1680464
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1682028
10. Masturbates all day. Is/was unemployed as of 6/11.
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1688280
Date: June 28th, 2011 5:58 PM
Author: Vodka gummy bears
All day but I'm jobless.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1688280&forum_id=2#18370993)
11. Wants to take HGH
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1686344
Date: June 26th, 2011 6:26 PM
Author: Vodka gummy bears
If so what and is it worth it?Assume I already take creatine, fish oils.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1686344&forum_id=2#18352643)
12. Well, seems to like porn quite a bit
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1674947
13. Hopes blacks get beaten up
Date: August 18th, 2011 3:00 PM
Author: Vodka gummy bears
As an American, I was rooting for the Chinese to fuck up the black brahs.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1735515&forum_id=2#18782839)
14. REALLY into white power
Date: June 17th, 2011 1:39 PM
Author: Vodka gummy bears
She wishes she was white.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1677807&forum_id=2#18276024)
15. Of Scottish extraction
Date: August 31st, 2011 9:40 PM
Author: Vodka gummy bears
German-Scots for the win.
Scots pwned the English many times, Germany has pwned the world many times.
Irish are niggers of Northern Europe.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1747015&forum_id=2#18880517)
16. Takes great umbrage at Scots being called ugly
Date: August 31st, 2011 9:41 PM
Author: assless chaps
Scots are definitely underrated
Not very pleasant looking, tho
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1747015&forum_id=2#18880523)
Date: August 31st, 2011 9:41 PM
Author: Vodka gummy bears
Fuck you bro.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1747015&forum_id=2#18880524)
17. Apparently into pedophilia. Posts porn videos of a 13 year old girl.
http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1843133&forum_id=2
18. Really seems to have a thing for hookers. In Egypt.
Date: July 25th, 2011 10:24 AM
Author: Vodka gummy bears
Egypt son a hooker is $20USD.
Coke too risky for me to try to get brother.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1714126)
19. Has trouble in the bathroom
Date: November 25th, 2011 3:40 PM
Author: Vodka gummy bears
I started adding fiber to my diet and the first week I had several no wipes. Now after 3 weeks my shits are back to normal requiring a lot of wiping. What to do?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1815794&forum_id=2#19438505) |
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Date: November 27th, 2012 2:07 PM Author: adventurous institution community account A valuable addition to the thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1903648&forum_id=2#22120272) |
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Date: November 16th, 2013 12:27 AM Author: adventurous institution community account (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1903648&forum_id=2#24447853) |
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Date: March 26th, 2012 1:25 AM Author: rebellious aromatic tanning salon place of business (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1903648&forum_id=2#20299216) |
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Date: March 26th, 2012 1:26 AM Author: Bespoke Haunted Graveyard House (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1903648&forum_id=2#20299225) |
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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:43 PM Author: Elite bat shit crazy address blood rage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1903648&forum_id=2#30267472) |
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Date: April 15th, 2016 10:50 AM Author: slippery supple travel guidebook (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1903648&forum_id=2#30279167) |
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Date: October 28th, 2019 7:42 PM Author: beady-eyed garrison lettuce (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1903648&forum_id=2#39039336) |
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Date: April 26th, 2026 1:27 PM Author: contagious costumed selfie (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1903648&forum_id=2#49844336) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 9:12 AM Author: contagious costumed selfie Can't believe this thread is 14 years old. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1903648&forum_id=2#49850751) |
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Date: June 11th, 2026 4:21 PM Author: wammin actin up (and getting hit 👊) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1903648&forum_id=2#49931469) |