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Just got back from lunch with this dood. He's all upset b/c ...
copper fighting black woman
  03/26/12
LOL!!! "they're my trophies, I love looking at them......
Razzle-dazzle mood faggot firefighter
  03/26/12
Yeah, it has to be a trophy kind of deal. Nobody would be d...
copper fighting black woman
  03/26/12
lol wtf. he's dumping the bitch, right?
stirring business firm
  03/26/12
I don't know. He kept saying over and over that the curtain...
copper fighting black woman
  03/26/12
your buddy is a moron for trying to wife this dumb slut
stirring business firm
  03/26/12
holy shit that was dumb on her part
canary address half-breed
  03/26/12
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=muhFxXce6nA&ob=av2e
Irradiated carnelian queen of the night
  03/26/12
The worst part is she won't do anal with him because "s...
odious khaki boistinker
  03/26/12
I don't know, but it certainly wouldn't surprise me. The...
copper fighting black woman
  03/26/12
no wonder she kept insisting that he fuck her in front of th...
hilarious talking hell ratface
  03/26/12
I know that the previous bf dumped her, but even still that ...
copper fighting black woman
  03/26/12
Their bedroom must smell like shit.
rose sandwich
  03/26/12
this story can't be true.
Haunting peach base old irish cottage
  03/26/12
this?
Bipolar hyperventilating point
  03/26/12
I don't think it played out very quickly. I think what happ...
copper fighting black woman
  03/26/12
cheeks were clapped. drapes were made. lulz were had.
multi-colored blood rage
  03/26/12
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rose sandwich
  03/26/12
lol
copper fighting black woman
  03/26/12
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French supple becky
  03/26/12
How the fuck has no one suggested ATD yet? This is utterly b...
pea-brained greedy bbw meetinghouse
  03/26/12
i think when the basis for the D is prior A, ATD is preclude...
multi-colored blood rage
  03/26/12
PLEASE ELABORATE ON THIS LEGAL NUANCE, BROTHER
pea-brained greedy bbw meetinghouse
  03/26/12
Johnson v. Butz, 32 F.3d 69 (a man cannot seek anal damages ...
multi-colored blood rage
  03/26/12
lol
copper fighting black woman
  03/26/12
ty
Silver titillating coffee pot
  03/26/12
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Flesh sickened messiness bawdyhouse
  03/26/12
well done
Irradiated carnelian queen of the night
  03/26/12
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Bipolar hyperventilating point
  03/26/12
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  03/26/12
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  04/06/12
I'd be surprised if he did that b/c even though he seemed pr...
copper fighting black woman
  03/26/12
dude, ATD would be SOOOOOOO FUCKING CREDITED in this scenari...
pea-brained greedy bbw meetinghouse
  03/26/12
If not ATD, then certainly anal whenever the fuck he wants i...
copper fighting black woman
  03/26/12
curtains and squirtstains. marvelous
Bipolar hyperventilating point
  03/26/12
the most offensive part of all is that she won't let him ana...
Disrespectful Giraffe Mother
  03/26/12
i was sort of wondering whether or not she was letting my fr...
copper fighting black woman
  03/26/12
she HAS to give up her ass now
buff rebellious pistol tattoo
  03/26/12
lo fucking l. what in the everloving fuck. how has he not ...
Flesh sickened messiness bawdyhouse
  03/26/12
i don't know if he's ever fucked her in the ass, but if he h...
copper fighting black woman
  03/26/12
the best case for ATD i've ever seen
Unhinged sex offender police squad
  03/26/12
UPDATE: dood just texted me. is home after work and the of...
copper fighting black woman
  03/26/12
she still has to give that anus up
ultramarine misanthropic cuckold center
  03/26/12
Great. Now he needs to wrap them around her throat like a c...
Flesh sickened messiness bawdyhouse
  03/26/12
Consider Islam
Lake Exciting Whorehouse
  03/26/12
Haha. I mean come on. "I wanted to salvage our anal s...
Flesh sickened messiness bawdyhouse
  03/26/12
he still has to hate-fuck her though for at least a week in ...
Glassy doctorate puppy
  03/26/12
He needs to break up over this bullshit. Give me a fucking ...
Flesh sickened messiness bawdyhouse
  03/26/12
break up because she had anal sex prior to their relationshi...
Glassy doctorate puppy
  03/26/12
she at least owes him the chance to fuck her in the ass
Irradiated carnelian queen of the night
  03/26/12
at a minimum, she owes him this
Glassy doctorate puppy
  03/26/12
The curtains thing. Not that she got fucked up the ass. At...
Flesh sickened messiness bawdyhouse
  03/26/12
So is the offense just being insensitive/dumb enough to tell...
copper fighting black woman
  03/26/12
gotta be the latter
ultramarine misanthropic cuckold center
  03/26/12
SOMETHING of a slight?
Flesh sickened messiness bawdyhouse
  03/26/12
yeah, you're right. it's definitely more than that.
copper fighting black woman
  03/26/12
I mean, look, I'm definitely PP CONFIRMED to be undateable a...
Flesh sickened messiness bawdyhouse
  03/26/12
I think you're spot on about this, actually.
copper fighting black woman
  03/26/12
both, but definitely the latter is worse
Beady-eyed tantric nowag piazza
  03/26/12
i can't imagine any guy telling a buddy this.
Cerebral Location New Version
  03/26/12
I think they really had a huge blow up and she tried to tell...
copper fighting black woman
  03/26/12
You need to ATD your bro bro.
Sick cream nursing home electric furnace
  03/26/12
no homo, though, right?
copper fighting black woman
  03/26/12
one of those threads where JJC pulls out 9 different moniker...
Apoplectic Laser Beams
  03/26/12
UPDATE 2: I texted the dood to see how things were going an...
copper fighting black woman
  03/26/12
so he got some anal?
Irradiated carnelian queen of the night
  03/26/12
nice.
charismatic corner
  03/26/12
Sounds like a catch to me. I like her thrifty side.
Honey-headed box office
  03/26/12
this is true because white women are more fucked up than xo ...
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  03/26/12
Shut up you shit stained camel fucker
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  03/26/12
not bane bro
amber filthy marketing idea
  03/26/12
You're just some shit hued manlet...we know.
Honey-headed box office
  03/26/12
shit 180
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  04/06/12
Since you bumped I'll update things to where they are now. ...
copper fighting black woman
  04/06/12
"jam it in and let it do what it do" or, you kn...
Razzle-dazzle mood faggot firefighter
  04/06/12
or he could just use plenty of lube and warm her up with a b...
Irradiated carnelian queen of the night
  04/06/12
As a final update, I've just returned home from their weddin...
copper fighting black woman
  06/10/12
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Date: March 26th, 2012 3:26 PM
Author: copper fighting black woman

Just got back from lunch with this dood. He's all upset b/c he had a big blowout with his fiancee last night. It's pure 180 clueless-ness on the the fiancee's part.

So this all started b/c of the curtains they have in their living room. She apparently made them from some really nice sheets. Last night he asked her some question about them and she offered out of nowhere that the reason she had made them into sheets is that they were nice, new sheets that had gotten ripped while she was fucking her previous bf.

She didn't want the fabric to go to waste so she turned them into curtains. Then he made the mistake of asking her what the hell they were doing that had ripped the sheets and she told him it was their first time trying anal and she was gripping them so hard with her fists that they ripped.

This ill-advised confession led to a very tempestuous evening. Lol at women, thinking any dude wouldn't be pissed hearing about this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1908239&forum_id=2#20303820)



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Date: March 26th, 2012 3:27 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle mood faggot firefighter

LOL!!! "they're my trophies, I love looking at them...when you think I am staring out of the window, I am thinking about Dale ballsdeep in my ass"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1908239&forum_id=2#20303824)



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Date: March 26th, 2012 3:31 PM
Author: copper fighting black woman

Yeah, it has to be a trophy kind of deal. Nobody would be dumb enough to not realize how offensive a revelation that would be.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1908239&forum_id=2#20303840)



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Date: March 26th, 2012 3:31 PM
Author: stirring business firm

lol wtf. he's dumping the bitch, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1908239&forum_id=2#20303841)



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Date: March 26th, 2012 3:34 PM
Author: copper fighting black woman

I don't know. He kept saying over and over that the curtains better be down by the time he gets home.

I hope he does dump her, as she's pretty fuckiing annoying even without keeping momentos of getting assfucked by some other dude.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1908239&forum_id=2#20303855)



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Date: March 26th, 2012 3:51 PM
Author: stirring business firm

your buddy is a moron for trying to wife this dumb slut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1908239&forum_id=2#20303932)



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Date: March 26th, 2012 3:32 PM
Author: canary address half-breed

holy shit that was dumb on her part

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1908239&forum_id=2#20303845)



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Date: March 26th, 2012 3:34 PM
Author: Irradiated carnelian queen of the night

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=muhFxXce6nA&ob=av2e

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1908239&forum_id=2#20303851)



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Date: March 26th, 2012 3:40 PM
Author: odious khaki boistinker

The worst part is she won't do anal with him because "she has already experienced it"

lololol women are unbelievable at times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1908239&forum_id=2#20303873)



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Date: March 26th, 2012 3:42 PM
Author: copper fighting black woman

I don't know, but it certainly wouldn't surprise me.

There's nothing more infuriating than "no, I've tried that before and didn't like it"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1908239&forum_id=2#20303879)



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Date: March 26th, 2012 3:48 PM
Author: hilarious talking hell ratface

no wonder she kept insisting that he fuck her in front of that window

also, sorry about your friend's tpd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1908239&forum_id=2#20303906)



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Date: March 26th, 2012 3:51 PM
Author: copper fighting black woman

I know that the previous bf dumped her, but even still that seems like a strange souvenir to keep---hmm, I'll commemorate that time I was painfully sodomized forever!

I think maybe what happened is that she made them while she was with the other dood, actually likes them as curtains, and was too damn dumb to realize what a shitstorm she'd kick up by telling my friend the truth.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1908239&forum_id=2#20303925)



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Date: March 26th, 2012 3:48 PM
Author: rose sandwich

Their bedroom must smell like shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1908239&forum_id=2#20303909)



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Date: March 26th, 2012 3:49 PM
Author: Haunting peach base old irish cottage

this story can't be true.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1908239&forum_id=2#20303912)



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Date: March 26th, 2012 3:51 PM
Author: Bipolar hyperventilating point

this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1908239&forum_id=2#20303934)



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Date: March 26th, 2012 3:52 PM
Author: copper fighting black woman

I don't think it played out very quickly. I think what happened is that she made the initial stupid admission about the sheets ripping, then he got curious/angry and kept pushing for details.

Why on earth she gave them is beyond me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1908239&forum_id=2#20303939)



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Date: March 26th, 2012 3:52 PM
Author: multi-colored blood rage

cheeks were clapped. drapes were made. lulz were had.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1908239&forum_id=2#20303937)



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Date: March 26th, 2012 3:53 PM
Author: rose sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1908239&forum_id=2#20303944)



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Date: March 26th, 2012 3:54 PM
Author: copper fighting black woman

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1908239&forum_id=2#20303948)



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Date: March 26th, 2012 3:58 PM
Author: French supple becky



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Date: March 26th, 2012 3:54 PM
Author: pea-brained greedy bbw meetinghouse

How the fuck has no one suggested ATD yet? This is utterly beyond me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1908239&forum_id=2#20303946)



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Date: March 26th, 2012 3:55 PM
Author: multi-colored blood rage

i think when the basis for the D is prior A, ATD is precluded as a matter of law.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1908239&forum_id=2#20303957)



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Date: March 26th, 2012 3:56 PM
Author: pea-brained greedy bbw meetinghouse

PLEASE ELABORATE ON THIS LEGAL NUANCE, BROTHER

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1908239&forum_id=2#20303969)



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Date: March 26th, 2012 4:07 PM
Author: multi-colored blood rage

Johnson v. Butz, 32 F.3d 69 (a man cannot seek anal damages when dissolution of the relationship is predicated upon prior anal activity with a third party). Basically, the court wanted women to be able to freely engage in anal on a case-by-case basis without opening themselves up to ATD from every future partner for doing so. This helps to preserve the integrity of women's buttholds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1908239&forum_id=2#20304043)



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Date: March 26th, 2012 4:10 PM
Author: copper fighting black woman

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1908239&forum_id=2#20304059)



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Date: March 26th, 2012 4:16 PM
Author: Silver titillating coffee pot

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1908239&forum_id=2#20304094)



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Date: March 26th, 2012 4:22 PM
Author: Flesh sickened messiness bawdyhouse



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Date: March 26th, 2012 4:23 PM
Author: Irradiated carnelian queen of the night

well done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1908239&forum_id=2#20304145)



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Date: March 26th, 2012 4:24 PM
Author: Bipolar hyperventilating point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1908239&forum_id=2#20304155)



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Date: March 26th, 2012 5:14 PM
Author: Sick cream nursing home electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1908239&forum_id=2#20304514)



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Date: March 26th, 2012 5:30 PM
Author: Beady-eyed tantric nowag piazza

ur a really good poster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1908239&forum_id=2#20304610)



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Date: March 26th, 2012 5:35 PM
Author: Excitant slate theater stage



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Date: March 26th, 2012 5:38 PM
Author: bisexual philosopher-king lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1908239&forum_id=2#20304678)



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Date: March 26th, 2012 9:59 PM
Author: razzmatazz pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1908239&forum_id=2#20308328)



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Date: April 6th, 2012 4:58 PM
Author: turquoise son of senegal field

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1908239&forum_id=2#20406715)



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Date: April 6th, 2012 5:09 PM
Author: Boyish masturbator fanboi



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Date: April 6th, 2012 5:12 PM
Author: Sable vigorous crackhouse incel



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Date: March 26th, 2012 3:55 PM
Author: copper fighting black woman

I'd be surprised if he did that b/c even though he seemed pretty pissed he didn't mention dumping her or calling anything off.

Since the wedding is planned for June, I think it would take an act of current cheating for him to call it off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1908239&forum_id=2#20303964)



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Date: March 26th, 2012 3:57 PM
Author: pea-brained greedy bbw meetinghouse

dude, ATD would be SOOOOOOO FUCKING CREDITED in this scenario.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1908239&forum_id=2#20303973)



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Date: March 26th, 2012 4:00 PM
Author: copper fighting black woman

If not ATD, then certainly anal whenever the fuck he wants it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1908239&forum_id=2#20303994)



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Date: March 26th, 2012 3:55 PM
Author: Bipolar hyperventilating point

curtains and squirtstains.

marvelous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1908239&forum_id=2#20303960)



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Date: March 26th, 2012 3:57 PM
Author: Disrespectful Giraffe Mother

the most offensive part of all is that she won't let him anal her. this could be forgivable if it was something he could also do to her.

the fact that there's a trophy in his house commemorating the fact that some other dood has been somewhere with his wife that he's never been is unacceptable



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1908239&forum_id=2#20303975)



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Date: March 26th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: copper fighting black woman

i was sort of wondering whether or not she was letting my friend anal her. he was so upset i didn't want to ask, but it's infinitely worse if she's holding out after giving it out freely before.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1908239&forum_id=2#20303990)



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Date: March 26th, 2012 4:12 PM
Author: buff rebellious pistol tattoo

she HAS to give up her ass now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1908239&forum_id=2#20304074)



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Date: March 26th, 2012 4:22 PM
Author: Flesh sickened messiness bawdyhouse

lo fucking l. what in the everloving fuck. how has he not already buttfucked her and dumped her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1908239&forum_id=2#20304141)



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Date: March 26th, 2012 4:25 PM
Author: copper fighting black woman

i don't know if he's ever fucked her in the ass, but if he hasn't I imagine she's in for a not-too-gentle experience when they do.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1908239&forum_id=2#20304160)



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Date: March 26th, 2012 4:26 PM
Author: Unhinged sex offender police squad

the best case for ATD i've ever seen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1908239&forum_id=2#20304166)



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Date: March 26th, 2012 5:12 PM
Author: copper fighting black woman

UPDATE: dood just texted me. is home after work and the offending drapes have been removed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1908239&forum_id=2#20304503)



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Date: March 26th, 2012 5:14 PM
Author: ultramarine misanthropic cuckold center

she still has to give that anus up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1908239&forum_id=2#20304517)



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Date: March 26th, 2012 5:16 PM
Author: Flesh sickened messiness bawdyhouse

Great. Now he needs to wrap them around her throat like a collar and leash while he dry anals her, and three seconds before he cums tell her as she's sobbing "By the way, we're breaking up." Then open-hand smack her on the back of the head, cum in her ass, pull out, wipe his cock off on the drapes, and tell her to pack her shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1908239&forum_id=2#20304525)



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Date: March 26th, 2012 5:19 PM
Author: Lake Exciting Whorehouse

Consider Islam

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1908239&forum_id=2#20304544)



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Date: March 26th, 2012 5:20 PM
Author: Flesh sickened messiness bawdyhouse

Haha. I mean come on. "I wanted to salvage our anal sheets by using them in the home we share"? Fuck this retarded cunt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1908239&forum_id=2#20304552)



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Date: March 26th, 2012 5:17 PM
Author: Glassy doctorate puppy

he still has to hate-fuck her though for at least a week in order to preserve his masculinity and avoid becoming and an insecure beta in her eyes as a result of all this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1908239&forum_id=2#20304530)



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Date: March 26th, 2012 5:18 PM
Author: Flesh sickened messiness bawdyhouse

He needs to break up over this bullshit. Give me a fucking break.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1908239&forum_id=2#20304539)



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Date: March 26th, 2012 5:23 PM
Author: Glassy doctorate puppy

break up because she had anal sex prior to their relationship? it's hard to find a reasonably attractive women these days who hasn't done this.

and it sounds like she reused the curtains long before she met this guy

or are you just offended that she told him the story?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1908239&forum_id=2#20304569)



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Date: March 26th, 2012 5:25 PM
Author: Irradiated carnelian queen of the night

she at least owes him the chance to fuck her in the ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1908239&forum_id=2#20304579)



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Date: March 26th, 2012 5:38 PM
Author: Glassy doctorate puppy

at a minimum, she owes him this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1908239&forum_id=2#20304679)



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Date: March 26th, 2012 5:25 PM
Author: Flesh sickened messiness bawdyhouse

The curtains thing. Not that she got fucked up the ass. At that point in their relationship, it's a little late to care about that. But using buttfuck curtains? That's a problem man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1908239&forum_id=2#20304581)



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Date: March 26th, 2012 5:28 PM
Author: copper fighting black woman

So is the offense just being insensitive/dumb enough to tell him the backstory of the curtains, or is having the curtains in their house in the first place something of a slight?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1908239&forum_id=2#20304602)



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Date: March 26th, 2012 5:29 PM
Author: ultramarine misanthropic cuckold center

gotta be the latter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1908239&forum_id=2#20304606)



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Date: March 26th, 2012 5:30 PM
Author: Flesh sickened messiness bawdyhouse

SOMETHING of a slight?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1908239&forum_id=2#20304613)



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Date: March 26th, 2012 5:32 PM
Author: copper fighting black woman

yeah, you're right. it's definitely more than that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1908239&forum_id=2#20304641)



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Date: March 26th, 2012 5:35 PM
Author: Flesh sickened messiness bawdyhouse

I mean, look, I'm definitely PP CONFIRMED to be undateable and unmarriable, due in no small part to my outrageously high standards. Among them are not going and getting loaded alone with other men, not hanging up memorials to previous times you've been anally blasted, and so on. So take my opinion for what it's worth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1908239&forum_id=2#20304653)



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Date: March 26th, 2012 5:39 PM
Author: copper fighting black woman

I think you're spot on about this, actually.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1908239&forum_id=2#20304683)



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Date: March 26th, 2012 5:30 PM
Author: Beady-eyed tantric nowag piazza

both, but definitely the latter is worse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1908239&forum_id=2#20304620)



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Date: March 26th, 2012 5:36 PM
Author: Cerebral Location New Version

i can't imagine any guy telling a buddy this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1908239&forum_id=2#20304659)



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Date: March 26th, 2012 5:38 PM
Author: copper fighting black woman

I think they really had a huge blow up and she tried to tell him he was overreacting. I think he just wanted confirmation that he wasn't being unreasonable in being outraged.

But yeah, kind of humiliating to tell to someone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1908239&forum_id=2#20304671)



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Date: March 26th, 2012 5:39 PM
Author: Sick cream nursing home electric furnace

You need to ATD your bro bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1908239&forum_id=2#20304685)



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Date: March 26th, 2012 5:44 PM
Author: copper fighting black woman

no homo, though, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1908239&forum_id=2#20304720)



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Date: March 26th, 2012 5:43 PM
Author: Apoplectic Laser Beams

one of those threads where JJC pulls out 9 different monikers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1908239&forum_id=2#20304710)



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Date: March 26th, 2012 8:59 PM
Author: copper fighting black woman

UPDATE 2: I texted the dood to see how things were going and he replied that they had talked about it and everything was cool.

So, I guess there's no breakup coming. I don't think I'd be calmed down about it in under 24 hours, though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1908239&forum_id=2#20307956)



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Date: March 26th, 2012 9:09 PM
Author: Irradiated carnelian queen of the night

so he got some anal?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1908239&forum_id=2#20308018)



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Date: March 26th, 2012 9:15 PM
Author: charismatic corner

nice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1908239&forum_id=2#20308040)



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Date: March 26th, 2012 9:12 PM
Author: Honey-headed box office

Sounds like a catch to me. I like her thrifty side.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1908239&forum_id=2#20308029)



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Date: March 26th, 2012 9:13 PM
Author: amber filthy marketing idea

this is true because white women are more fucked up than xo bros are creative

lol white women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1908239&forum_id=2#20308031)



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Date: March 26th, 2012 9:16 PM
Author: Honey-headed box office

Shut up you shit stained camel fucker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1908239&forum_id=2#20308047)



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Date: March 26th, 2012 9:16 PM
Author: amber filthy marketing idea

not bane bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1908239&forum_id=2#20308053)



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Date: March 26th, 2012 9:19 PM
Author: Honey-headed box office

You're just some shit hued manlet...we know.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1908239&forum_id=2#20308067)



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Date: March 26th, 2012 10:20 PM
Author: Thriller Pontificating Affirmative Action Preventive Strike

shit 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1908239&forum_id=2#20308500)



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Date: April 6th, 2012 4:47 PM
Author: Wild Bateful Selfie Double Fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1908239&forum_id=2#20406630)



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Date: April 6th, 2012 4:54 PM
Author: copper fighting black woman

Since you bumped I'll update things to where they are now. So I flat out asked him if he'd done her in the ass before. Apparently he knew she'd done it with another guy (or guys, not sure) before. She said she didn't like it and was reluctant to try it with him but eventually agreed.

He said they'd never been able to do it as she makes him stop b/c it hurts too much if he gets even the tip in. So they've tried it around half a dozen times, but never successfully. So my friend stopped trying b/c it was more hassle than it was worth.

The "resolution" they came to is that they'll start trying it again to see if it goes any better.

I told him he should just jam it in and let it do what it do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1908239&forum_id=2#20406684)



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Date: April 6th, 2012 4:55 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle mood faggot firefighter

"jam it in and let it do what it do"

or, you know, you could just plan a hospital visit, too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1908239&forum_id=2#20406694)



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Date: April 6th, 2012 5:16 PM
Author: Irradiated carnelian queen of the night

or he could just use plenty of lube and warm her up with a butt-plug. just sayin.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1908239&forum_id=2#20406829)



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Date: June 10th, 2012 5:39 PM
Author: copper fighting black woman

As a final update, I've just returned home from their wedding. I had brunch with the lovely couple this morning, but there was no news about any torn or shredded bedclothes from the nuptial bed.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1908239&forum_id=2#20861667)



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Date: January 13th, 2014 10:36 PM
Author: Wild Bateful Selfie Double Fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1908239&forum_id=2#24829948)