\
  The most prestigious law school admissions discussion board in the world.
BackRefresh Options Favorite

Meanest Fish - The Feel Good Story of 1L

Yep, the turnaround story of the year. Went from shitty, pi...
Ivory Plaza Toaster
  06/02/05
Your GPA is still shitty, though.
irradiated base
  06/02/05
Dude, its a fuckload better than a 3.0.
Ivory Plaza Toaster
  06/02/05
yeah but it doesnt touch my 3.8
irradiated base
  06/02/05
Wow, well done. Mind if I ask what you do? Also, what scho...
Ivory Plaza Toaster
  06/02/05
hahaha! no comment. what a classy bastard....3.8 and all.
Emerald business firm gaming laptop
  06/02/05
What do you attribute your success to? Did it just "cl...
Dashing mildly autistic stage
  06/02/05
he shoved a plunger up his ass before every exam
irradiated base
  06/02/05
Proactive measures. - Was more active in class instead of...
Ivory Plaza Toaster
  06/02/05
two electives as a 1L? isn't that high?
Dashing mildly autistic stage
  06/02/05
Yeah, its as high as any school I know of. I'm pretty sure ...
Ivory Plaza Toaster
  06/02/05
Most Yale students take 4 electives as a 1L. HTH.
excitant gas station
  06/02/05
I stand corrected. But Yale is kind of in a league of its o...
Ivory Plaza Toaster
  06/02/05
where'd you do your ugrad? a state school?
tripping personal credit line fat ankles
  06/01/07
Nice. Congratulations. What exactly did you change to do tha...
drab exciting locale
  06/02/05
he rimmed madame cunt before every test
irradiated base
  06/02/05
See above.
Ivory Plaza Toaster
  06/02/05
Congrats, glad that you managed to turn things around.
Navy confused school cafeteria
  06/02/05
Thanks!
Ivory Plaza Toaster
  06/02/05
Congrats, Fish! And to think that you did it in spite of wa...
Flatulent Overrated Stain Lodge
  06/02/05
I know. And that's not even including time I spent on video...
Ivory Plaza Toaster
  06/02/05
...
sepia vigorous roommate
  10/07/05
I feel for the guy, but that's an A+ bump.
Talented Dragon Den
  10/07/05
congratulations, I am concerned that I will be the reverse o...
Indecent Shivering Cumskin
  06/02/05
if only you had the balls to go to detroit you might not fai...
irradiated base
  06/02/05
rest assured that if I am ever needed in detroit, I will not...
Indecent Shivering Cumskin
  06/02/05
That's usually what I'm hearing. Lots of people who did gre...
Ivory Plaza Toaster
  06/02/05
You should be relieved, because I'm gathering that Mandy is ...
Fluffy Magical Hissy Fit
  06/02/05
trophy wives dont have beagle tooth marks on their labia.
violet hateful jap
  06/02/05
What about cat teeth marks?
Cordovan very tactful address
  06/02/05
you mean pussy pussy bites? those are fine.
violet hateful jap
  06/02/05
Good then i'm all set.
Cordovan very tactful address
  06/02/05
"trophy wives dont have beagle tooth marks on their lab...
Ivory Plaza Toaster
  06/02/05
haha The beagle gets more action than you!
Fluffy Magical Hissy Fit
  06/02/05
What, you mean in Ohio? How would you know? Are you fuckin...
Ivory Plaza Toaster
  06/02/05
She'll be fine, though right now she's depressed as hell.
Ivory Plaza Toaster
  06/02/05
how did she do?
violet hateful jap
  06/02/05
Not so good, though slightly better than last semester.
Ivory Plaza Toaster
  06/02/05
Is it because I called her a filthy no-good children-starvin...
Fluffy Magical Hissy Fit
  06/02/05
It really, really isn't. Its more like because your GPA i...
Ivory Plaza Toaster
  06/02/05
She has more reason to be upset for the reason I gave. Dumba...
Fluffy Magical Hissy Fit
  06/02/05
Oh you aren't just mean to me? I feel better now.
Cordovan very tactful address
  06/02/05
You care why? You'll get a legal job before she does and yo...
Ivory Plaza Toaster
  06/02/05
I guess I don't care but I was wondering if I was worthy of ...
Cordovan very tactful address
  06/02/05
No, you're just around her more.
Ivory Plaza Toaster
  06/02/05
Bad news. Edit: Congrats.
Cordovan very tactful address
  06/02/05
Thanks!
Ivory Plaza Toaster
  06/02/05
You follow her around on a leash.
medicated shimmering liquid oxygen whorehouse
  06/02/05
Way to go, Fishdick.
Bossy Goal In Life Forum
  06/02/05
Thanks, I think.
Ivory Plaza Toaster
  06/02/05
haha! your name's misspelled but I still like it
marvelous antidepressant drug idea he suggested
  06/11/05
congrats. what percent of the time does many visit you and w...
Wine ungodly coffee pot jewess
  06/02/05
Nice job...Congrats!
Rebellious topaz trailer park
  06/02/05
Fish-
bull headed crawly resort
  06/02/05
Thanks. I have to admit, for a time I was getting concerned...
Ivory Plaza Toaster
  06/02/05
since when should someone be congratulated for being medio...
Floppy Indian Lodge
  06/02/05
You remember that stupid kid back in 5th grade who got the p...
Ivory Plaza Toaster
  06/02/05
good job.
big jade persian rigor
  06/02/05
Thanks Earl. How's life at biglaw?
Ivory Plaza Toaster
  06/02/05
You're probably still bottom half. Way to suck slightly less...
canary arousing area
  06/11/05
I'm right around median at the end of 1L. I'm satisfied, th...
Ivory Plaza Toaster
  06/11/05
You don't know what the median is. Speculate if you must.
canary arousing area
  06/11/05
Neither do you. School doesn't rank or release such informa...
Ivory Plaza Toaster
  06/11/05
fuck, that's some curve
carmine histrionic theatre
  06/11/05
Is it good or bad? I don't really know.
Ivory Plaza Toaster
  06/11/05
He doesn't know what he's talking about. 3.0 is worse than b...
canary arousing area
  06/11/05
How is that possible given that the curve forces classes to ...
Ivory Plaza Toaster
  06/11/05
How is that possible?
canary arousing area
  06/11/05
Add the minimums of Bs and B-s. That's 30%.
Ivory Plaza Toaster
  06/11/05
Yes. And imagine a section took two different classes - say,...
canary arousing area
  06/11/05
I'm lost. Sorry.
Ivory Plaza Toaster
  06/11/05
You have a 3.3. ~67% of every class gets a 3.33 or higher. Y...
canary arousing area
  06/11/05
45% minimum has a B+ or lower as well. The B+ is a broad gr...
Ivory Plaza Toaster
  06/11/05
You know it's nowhere near that. And 45% is still less than ...
canary arousing area
  06/11/05
Right, but if you add the maximums of A+, As and A-s you sti...
Ivory Plaza Toaster
  06/11/05
Most likely 2/3 of every class gets a B+ or higher (3.33). ...
canary arousing area
  06/11/05
B+ is the median grade. Hence median is about 3.33, fair en...
Ivory Plaza Toaster
  06/11/05
While B+ is the median grade, it's also the 35th percentile ...
canary arousing area
  06/11/05
How do you figure? I know, I'm stupid. Explain it to me.
Ivory Plaza Toaster
  06/11/05
Are you kidding me? http://www.law.northwestern.edu/career/...
canary arousing area
  06/11/05
Right, cum lauda indicates that top 30% is about 3.65 or so....
Ivory Plaza Toaster
  06/11/05
You really are a moron.
canary arousing area
  06/11/05
I have never, ever denied this. Which makes my success this...
Ivory Plaza Toaster
  06/11/05
If by success, you mean bottom half, then yes.
canary arousing area
  06/11/05
I got a 3.6 this semester. Now, I'll admit, if I had two 3....
Ivory Plaza Toaster
  06/11/05
What does it mean to you when you mindlessly parrot the fact...
canary arousing area
  06/11/05
Not much.
Ivory Plaza Toaster
  06/11/05
You have a cumulative gpa of ~3.3. Seeing as how that is bel...
canary arousing area
  06/11/05
he had a 3.6 this semester though. He kicked bottom half as...
marvelous antidepressant drug idea he suggested
  06/11/05
Okay, fine. I concede that I am in the bottom half of my cl...
Ivory Plaza Toaster
  06/11/05
Congrats!
doobsian fantasy-prone cruise ship coldplay fan
  06/11/05
Thanks!
Ivory Plaza Toaster
  06/11/05
Wow. An absolutely fucking brutal bump. And for the re...
chestnut spectacular stage kitty
  10/07/05
Yeah, cruel, but I have to admire it. Its a wonderful examp...
Talented Dragon Den
  10/07/05
the mandy looking forward to biglaw bump was also good
Jet Property
  10/07/05
...
Cowardly milk trump supporter
  10/07/05
I don't get it, but then again I don't know much about fish.
Disrespectful fighting menage party of the first part
  10/07/05
He can't find a job despite being above the mean at NU.
chestnut spectacular stage kitty
  10/07/05
oh, I thought it was just one of those cases where everybody...
Disrespectful fighting menage party of the first part
  10/07/05
Its getting late. I still think he'll get something, but ...
chestnut spectacular stage kitty
  10/07/05
ah ok. On an unrelated tangent, did Tony Graff decide to ...
Disrespectful fighting menage party of the first part
  10/07/05
I don't know. I guess we'll see.
chestnut spectacular stage kitty
  10/07/05
I was just confused by him changing his name to Jeff Francoe...
Disrespectful fighting menage party of the first part
  10/07/05
link? has he complained about it lately?
ruddy foreskin hospital
  10/07/05
http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=273792&mc=71&...
lascivious kink-friendly hall
  10/07/05
I'm whining about it pretty much non-stop at this point.
Ivory Plaza Toaster
  10/07/05
And not without cause. I was whining without cause, and n...
chestnut spectacular stage kitty
  10/07/05
And if I get a firm job I'll also feel bad. Kinda.
Ivory Plaza Toaster
  10/07/05
Fish is apparently having a shit time getting a job, I think...
thirsty azure station telephone
  10/07/05
Bwhahahahhaha. 180^180.
lascivious kink-friendly hall
  10/07/05
I must admit, PWN3D by Stabby, the legal profession, and lif...
Ivory Plaza Toaster
  10/07/05
I think you are cooler than Mandy.
Stirring associate institution
  10/07/05
maybe you've commented on this already, but do you have any ...
insane duck-like laser beams
  10/07/05
maybe its his shitty personality?
Swollen yapping voyeur double fault
  10/07/05
I don't do anything at interviews that demonstrates this.
Ivory Plaza Toaster
  10/07/05
...............so you think!
Swollen yapping voyeur double fault
  10/07/05
If you think I haven't been reviewing every moment of every ...
Ivory Plaza Toaster
  10/07/05
there has to be *some* explanation. thats the only one i can...
Swollen yapping voyeur double fault
  10/07/05
I've thought of this too. But in reality I think I'm just t...
Ivory Plaza Toaster
  10/07/05
best of luck. youre kind of an asshole, but i think deep dow...
Swollen yapping voyeur double fault
  10/07/05
"but do you have any idea at all why this is happening?...
Ivory Plaza Toaster
  10/07/05
I didn't bump this, FWIW.
chestnut spectacular stage kitty
  10/07/05
I remember back in the day how he used to brag how he was vi...
Racy crotch lay
  10/07/05
HE and Mandy both. I am loving this shit.
Swollen yapping voyeur double fault
  10/07/05
True. Hey, my understanding was that anything other than th...
Ivory Plaza Toaster
  10/07/05
maybe at hls or yls. not at fucking nu. come on, man!
Swollen yapping voyeur double fault
  10/07/05
Give me a break - one does not have to be at HYS to be ensur...
Ivory Plaza Toaster
  10/07/05
"Give me a break - one does not have to be at HYS to be...
Boyish Drunken Legal Warrant Skinny Woman
  10/07/05
...
Aphrodisiac Mediation
  11/07/05
and cornell
lake adventurous piazza
  11/07/05
Keep applying. I know people right now at Michigan with horr...
startled pisswyrm house
  10/07/05
Good to know. Thanks for the info.
Ivory Plaza Toaster
  10/16/05
i.e. even fucking douchetards can land a job but this fucker...
Razzmatazz son of senegal striped hyena
  10/19/05
Apparently, this was the credited response.
elite bbw brunch
  06/01/07
I can't believe that this thread is only four months old. I...
medicated shimmering liquid oxygen whorehouse
  10/16/05
Thanks for the bump, keep the faith brother.
swashbuckling garnet selfie stock car
  10/16/05
Thank Stroooock.
medicated shimmering liquid oxygen whorehouse
  10/16/05
Didn't the Meanest Fish end up unemployed? Is this as "...
Autistic Hairraiser Lettuce Hairy Legs
  10/19/05
It doesn't matter, he's in a two-income household. http:...
Razzmatazz son of senegal striped hyena
  10/19/05
lol
lavender rambunctious stag film windowlicker
  01/23/08
that's the point of the bump, dude.
Talented Dragon Den
  10/19/05
Navy : Accelerate Your Life http://www.navy.com/ HTH
exhilarant cocky principal's office therapy
  10/19/05
I'd much prefer Army or Air Force.
Ivory Plaza Toaster
  10/19/05
You'd also prefer a Biglaw job but that ain't happenin' eith...
Razzmatazz son of senegal striped hyena
  10/19/05
What about FBI or CIA ?
exhilarant cocky principal's office therapy
  10/19/05
I'd prefer FBI to CIA.
Ivory Plaza Toaster
  10/19/05
Thought of applying yet ?
exhilarant cocky principal's office therapy
  10/19/05
I want to finish mass mailing this week before going that ro...
Ivory Plaza Toaster
  10/19/05
pffft.
sepia vigorous roommate
  11/06/05
We'll see man, we'll see. My grades were good enough as a r...
Ivory Plaza Toaster
  11/06/05
Kill self. Just kidding. I am sure you'll land something soo...
Razzle-dazzle really tough guy goyim
  11/06/05
Hey thanks.
Ivory Plaza Toaster
  11/06/05
LOL. November callbacks from a t14. Very impressive.
sepia vigorous roommate
  11/06/05
Who cares? If one gets an offer at solid NYC biglaw they ge...
Ivory Plaza Toaster
  11/06/05
Novemeber offer class fill-ins are the first in line for no ...
sepia vigorous roommate
  11/06/05
I'll deal with that hurdle when I come to it. Aside from wh...
Ivory Plaza Toaster
  11/06/05
Wrong.
elite bbw brunch
  06/01/07
We should be building up his confidence instead of tearing h...
thirsty azure station telephone
  11/06/05
AHAHAHAHA! PWN3D!
elite bbw brunch
  06/01/07
Bump for the return of this two-headed waste of oxygen.
French rose school elastic band
  06/01/07
Um, thanks. Being reminded of awesome comebacks is always g...
elite bbw brunch
  06/01/07
Being reminded of how you got to the median, and then had mo...
French rose school elastic band
  06/01/07
link?
Domesticated thriller becky half-breed
  06/01/07
See top of thread. 1st semester was a disaster (never to be...
elite bbw brunch
  06/01/07
i was inquiring about the "then I screwed up bidding fo...
Domesticated thriller becky half-breed
  06/01/07
Well, not exactly. Getting a good firm job in the fall of 2...
elite bbw brunch
  06/01/07
You reek of failure. I eagerly await being regaled with tale...
French rose school elastic band
  06/01/07
If I fail the NY Bar I'll just retake. Not that I intend to...
elite bbw brunch
  06/01/07
Of course you don't intend to. But you will.
French rose school elastic band
  06/01/07
Like I said, that wouldn't be the end of the world. Shit li...
elite bbw brunch
  06/01/07
Sweetie-pie, getting dinged at numerous callbacks and not ge...
French rose school elastic band
  06/01/07
It wasn't the only job available, I had more callbacks avail...
elite bbw brunch
  06/01/07
"Somehow I doubt you're getting more than $160K+bonus i...
French rose school elastic band
  06/01/07
Not much, since you live in a crappier place and don't have ...
elite bbw brunch
  06/01/07
ofmg, I didn't get a biglaw job until Thanksgiving and someo...
arrogant grizzly spot
  06/01/07
This guy seems pretty bitter. I suspect this is about more ...
elite bbw brunch
  06/01/07
But you are still, and will always be, ugly.
glassy electric marketing idea
  06/01/07
I seem to have done well in spite of teh fug.
elite bbw brunch
  01/23/08
Why the fuck are you searching threads with your name going ...
Self-absorbed Ceo
  01/23/08
Poster below bumped it you fucking moron.
elite bbw brunch
  01/23/08
...
Gaped curious mexican
  01/23/08
I feel good now. TY
Carnelian home toilet seat
  01/23/08
This bump gives me hope for second semester. Audacious hopes...
Gaped curious mexican
  01/23/08
It reminded me that I have to watch out for the gunners like...
Carnelian home toilet seat
  01/23/08


Poast new message in this thread





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:24 PM
Author: Ivory Plaza Toaster

Yep, the turnaround story of the year. Went from shitty, piss-poor 1st semester grades to a 3.6. From bottom 25% to soundly beating the curve. My cumulative is just over 3.3. I am so fucking psyched!

So take that RWA and everyone else who said I'd fail miserably.

Oh, and thanks people who said I'd turn it around.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914075)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:25 PM
Author: irradiated base

Your GPA is still shitty, though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914084)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:26 PM
Author: Ivory Plaza Toaster

Dude, its a fuckload better than a 3.0.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914093)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:26 PM
Author: irradiated base

yeah but it doesnt touch my 3.8

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914098)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:37 PM
Author: Ivory Plaza Toaster

Wow, well done. Mind if I ask what you do? Also, what school?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914216)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 5:00 PM
Author: Emerald business firm gaming laptop

hahaha!

no comment. what a classy bastard....3.8 and all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914937)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:26 PM
Author: Dashing mildly autistic stage

What do you attribute your success to? Did it just "click" all of a sudden, or did you take proactive measures that turned things around?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914090)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:26 PM
Author: irradiated base

he shoved a plunger up his ass before every exam

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914097)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:31 PM
Author: Ivory Plaza Toaster

Proactive measures.

- Was more active in class instead of just passively trying to take it in.

- Didn't outline. This may not be a good idea for many, but for me outlining wasted a ton of time and yielded little benefit.

- Talked to the prof before exams.

- Yeah, experience really helped me understand what is going on. 1st semester I was lost. Here I knew what to focus on.

- Improved my research and writing skills. One of my As was legal research and writing.

Note, that I'm still not anywhere near perfect. I got one B where I was sure I'd do better. Plus, I had classes where I was just better. 2/3 As were in elective classes with 2Ls and 3Ls there, and classes I simply knew a lot about coming in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914150)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:50 PM
Author: Dashing mildly autistic stage

two electives as a 1L? isn't that high?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914332)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:55 PM
Author: Ivory Plaza Toaster

Yeah, its as high as any school I know of. I'm pretty sure Penn has 2 as well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914374)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 9:01 PM
Author: excitant gas station

Most Yale students take 4 electives as a 1L. HTH.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2916995)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 9:39 PM
Author: Ivory Plaza Toaster

I stand corrected. But Yale is kind of in a league of its own in every respect.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2917198)





Date: June 1st, 2007 1:04 AM
Author: tripping personal credit line fat ankles

where'd you do your ugrad? a state school?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#8195828)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:26 PM
Author: drab exciting locale

Nice. Congratulations. What exactly did you change to do that much better (besides the one C class)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914099)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:27 PM
Author: irradiated base

he rimmed madame cunt before every test

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914111)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:31 PM
Author: Ivory Plaza Toaster

See above.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914159)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:28 PM
Author: Navy confused school cafeteria

Congrats, glad that you managed to turn things around.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914121)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:32 PM
Author: Ivory Plaza Toaster

Thanks!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914162)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 4:08 PM
Author: Flatulent Overrated Stain Lodge

Congrats, Fish! And to think that you did it in spite of wasting oppressive amounts of time on XOXO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914525)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 4:09 PM
Author: Ivory Plaza Toaster

I know. And that's not even including time I spent on video games, driving back and forth between Urbana and Chicago, and other frivilous shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914541)





Date: October 7th, 2005 4:21 PM
Author: sepia vigorous roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994413)





Date: October 7th, 2005 4:22 PM
Author: Talented Dragon Den

I feel for the guy, but that's an A+ bump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994419)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:26 PM
Author: Indecent Shivering Cumskin

congratulations, I am concerned that I will be the reverse of above.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914094)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:27 PM
Author: irradiated base

if only you had the balls to go to detroit you might not fail all the time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914102)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:29 PM
Author: Indecent Shivering Cumskin

rest assured that if I am ever needed in detroit, I will not cower.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914133)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:32 PM
Author: Ivory Plaza Toaster

That's usually what I'm hearing. Lots of people who did great 1st semester doing worse. Don't worry, as long as its good enough to get a 2L summer job it doesn't matter. Then you can really slide (and many do).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914169)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:27 PM
Author: Fluffy Magical Hissy Fit

You should be relieved, because I'm gathering that Mandy is gonna be in total trophy wife mode in a few years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914103)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:28 PM
Author: violet hateful jap

trophy wives dont have beagle tooth marks on their labia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914122)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:29 PM
Author: Cordovan very tactful address

What about cat teeth marks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914132)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:30 PM
Author: violet hateful jap

you mean pussy pussy bites? those are fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914140)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:43 PM
Author: Cordovan very tactful address

Good then i'm all set.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914272)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:33 PM
Author: Ivory Plaza Toaster

"trophy wives dont have beagle tooth marks on their labia."

Fucking beagle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914172)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:33 PM
Author: Fluffy Magical Hissy Fit

haha The beagle gets more action than you!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914179)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:44 PM
Author: Ivory Plaza Toaster

What, you mean in Ohio? How would you know? Are you fucking Mandy's beagle?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914283)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:33 PM
Author: Ivory Plaza Toaster

She'll be fine, though right now she's depressed as hell.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914176)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:34 PM
Author: violet hateful jap

how did she do?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914182)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:35 PM
Author: Ivory Plaza Toaster

Not so good, though slightly better than last semester.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914203)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:34 PM
Author: Fluffy Magical Hissy Fit

Is it because I called her a filthy no-good children-starvin' capitalist?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914186)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:36 PM
Author: Ivory Plaza Toaster

It really, really isn't.

Its more like because your GPA is higher than hers and it pains here. That, and you're chronically unemployed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914208)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:44 PM
Author: Fluffy Magical Hissy Fit

She has more reason to be upset for the reason I gave. Dumbass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914285)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:37 PM
Author: Cordovan very tactful address

Oh you aren't just mean to me? I feel better now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914219)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:38 PM
Author: Ivory Plaza Toaster

You care why? You'll get a legal job before she does and you haven't even started yet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914228)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:42 PM
Author: Cordovan very tactful address

I guess I don't care but I was wondering if I was worthy of the abuse most or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914266)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:44 PM
Author: Ivory Plaza Toaster

No, you're just around her more.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914279)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:46 PM
Author: Cordovan very tactful address

Bad news.

Edit: Congrats.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914303)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:49 PM
Author: Ivory Plaza Toaster

Thanks!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914330)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:50 PM
Author: medicated shimmering liquid oxygen whorehouse

You follow her around on a leash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914334)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 4:02 PM
Author: Bossy Goal In Life Forum

Way to go, Fishdick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914452)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 4:05 PM
Author: Ivory Plaza Toaster

Thanks, I think.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914487)





Date: June 11th, 2005 9:08 PM
Author: marvelous antidepressant drug idea he suggested

haha!

your name's misspelled but I still like it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2989007)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 4:31 PM
Author: Wine ungodly coffee pot jewess

congrats. what percent of the time does many visit you and what percent of the time do you go and visit her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914751)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 6:04 PM
Author: Rebellious topaz trailer park

Nice job...Congrats!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2915557)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 9:09 PM
Author: bull headed crawly resort
Subject: Fish-

Way to collect yourself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2917033)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 9:40 PM
Author: Ivory Plaza Toaster

Thanks. I have to admit, for a time I was getting concerned about a repeat - minus the C+.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2917204)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 9:25 PM
Author: Floppy Indian Lodge

since when should someone be congratulated for being mediocre

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2917117)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 9:42 PM
Author: Ivory Plaza Toaster

You remember that stupid kid back in 5th grade who got the prize for "most improvement?" Yeah, well that's me.

Also, I want pre-laws to take this to heart in case they start out at the bottom of the class.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2917212)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 9:26 PM
Author: big jade persian rigor

good job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2917131)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 9:43 PM
Author: Ivory Plaza Toaster

Thanks Earl. How's life at biglaw?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2917217)





Date: June 11th, 2005 7:51 PM
Author: canary arousing area

You're probably still bottom half. Way to suck slightly less.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2988578)





Date: June 11th, 2005 8:29 PM
Author: Ivory Plaza Toaster

I'm right around median at the end of 1L. I'm satisfied, though obviously I'll work to keep improving. Given where I was at the end of 1st semester this definitely exceeded my expectations.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2988724)





Date: June 11th, 2005 8:30 PM
Author: canary arousing area

You don't know what the median is. Speculate if you must.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2988730)





Date: June 11th, 2005 8:32 PM
Author: Ivory Plaza Toaster

Neither do you. School doesn't rank or release such information. 3.6ish is around top 30%, 3.0 is around bottom 30% and 3.3 is around median. All anyone (except the administration) can do in terms of specifics is speculate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2988740)





Date: June 11th, 2005 8:34 PM
Author: carmine histrionic theatre

fuck, that's some curve

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2988745)





Date: June 11th, 2005 8:37 PM
Author: Ivory Plaza Toaster

Is it good or bad? I don't really know.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2988758)





Date: June 11th, 2005 8:42 PM
Author: canary arousing area

He doesn't know what he's talking about. 3.0 is worse than bottom third. Probably more like bottom 15%.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2988786)





Date: June 11th, 2005 8:48 PM
Author: Ivory Plaza Toaster

How is that possible given that the curve forces classes to assign a minimum of 30% of the class Bs and B-s?

See: http://www.law.northwestern.edu/academics/grading_policy.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2988839)





Date: June 11th, 2005 8:51 PM
Author: canary arousing area

How is that possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2988860)





Date: June 11th, 2005 9:03 PM
Author: Ivory Plaza Toaster

Add the minimums of Bs and B-s. That's 30%.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2988953)





Date: June 11th, 2005 9:07 PM
Author: canary arousing area

Yes. And imagine a section took two different classes - say, contracts and torts. What if every person who got a B- in the first class got a B in the second? Now imagine that each student took, say...6 or 7 classes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2988992)





Date: June 11th, 2005 9:14 PM
Author: Ivory Plaza Toaster

I'm lost. Sorry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2989068)





Date: June 11th, 2005 9:16 PM
Author: canary arousing area

You have a 3.3. ~67% of every class gets a 3.33 or higher. You are bottom half.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2989079)





Date: June 11th, 2005 9:17 PM
Author: Ivory Plaza Toaster

45% minimum has a B+ or lower as well. The B+ is a broad grade.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2989098)





Date: June 11th, 2005 9:20 PM
Author: canary arousing area

You know it's nowhere near that. And 45% is still less than half, idiot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2989133)





Date: June 11th, 2005 9:27 PM
Author: Ivory Plaza Toaster

Right, but if you add the maximums of A+, As and A-s you still won't get 100%, you'll get 82%. Meaning that another 18% would need to get B+s or below to balance it. So no, that actually wouldn't work.

Regardless, since you want to win this so much I'll just let you. You're right. I'm below 50th percentile. I don't really care, given that I'll likely make a secondary journal and get a 2L firm job. And that's all that matters to me at this point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2989192)





Date: June 11th, 2005 8:38 PM
Author: canary arousing area

Most likely 2/3 of every class gets a B+ or higher (3.33).

I'd say you're in the bottom half.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2988762)





Date: June 11th, 2005 8:46 PM
Author: Ivory Plaza Toaster

B+ is the median grade. Hence median is about 3.33, fair enough. So I'm barely under 50th percentile if you want to split hairs. How this matters I really don't know. I'm only 1/3 of the way through. The 2 classes this summer should push be above the median.

Here's what does matter - I've figured out how to play the LS game. I'll likely get a 2L firm job. I'll likely get on a secondary journal. Given how I started I'm very happy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2988822)





Date: June 11th, 2005 8:48 PM
Author: canary arousing area

While B+ is the median grade, it's also the 35th percentile grade.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2988836)





Date: June 11th, 2005 8:51 PM
Author: Ivory Plaza Toaster

How do you figure? I know, I'm stupid. Explain it to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2988858)





Date: June 11th, 2005 8:52 PM
Author: canary arousing area

Are you kidding me?

http://www.law.northwestern.edu/career/clerkships/documents/grades.pdf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2988865)





Date: June 11th, 2005 9:07 PM
Author: Ivory Plaza Toaster

Right, cum lauda indicates that top 30% is about 3.65 or so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2988986)





Date: June 11th, 2005 9:08 PM
Author: canary arousing area

You really are a moron.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2988998)





Date: June 11th, 2005 9:12 PM
Author: Ivory Plaza Toaster

I have never, ever denied this. Which makes my success this semester all the more impressive I think!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2989047)





Date: June 11th, 2005 9:13 PM
Author: canary arousing area

If by success, you mean bottom half, then yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2989054)





Date: June 11th, 2005 9:16 PM
Author: Ivory Plaza Toaster

I got a 3.6 this semester. Now, I'll admit, if I had two 3.3s I'd be more concerned right now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2989085)





Date: June 11th, 2005 8:56 PM
Author: canary arousing area

What does it mean to you when you mindlessly parrot the fact that NU's 25th percentile salary is $125k?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2988891)





Date: June 11th, 2005 9:07 PM
Author: Ivory Plaza Toaster

Not much.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2988991)





Date: June 11th, 2005 9:14 PM
Author: canary arousing area

You have a cumulative gpa of ~3.3. Seeing as how that is below the median (or 40th percentile) for any single class, it's a real stretch to think you're not in the bottom half.

HTH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2989066)





Date: June 11th, 2005 9:17 PM
Author: marvelous antidepressant drug idea he suggested

he had a 3.6 this semester though. He kicked bottom half ass this semseter, which is pretty damn good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2989093)





Date: June 11th, 2005 9:19 PM
Author: Ivory Plaza Toaster

Okay, fine. I concede that I am in the bottom half of my class, though barely so (why? because it really doesn't matter). Nevertheless, as long as I keep doing what I did this semester I'll be fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2989124)





Date: June 11th, 2005 7:52 PM
Author: doobsian fantasy-prone cruise ship coldplay fan

Congrats!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2988585)





Date: June 11th, 2005 8:29 PM
Author: Ivory Plaza Toaster

Thanks!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2988725)





Date: October 7th, 2005 4:24 PM
Author: chestnut spectacular stage kitty

Wow.

An absolutely fucking brutal bump.

And for the record, I'm going to go ahead and help myself to your "turnaround story of the year" trophey.

Unbeknowest to me, my 1st semester grades would never in a million years have gotten me a job and, only by blind providence, my 2nd semester GPA came through and insured me employment.

Praise be to allah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994431)





Date: October 7th, 2005 4:25 PM
Author: Talented Dragon Den

Yeah, cruel, but I have to admire it. Its a wonderful example of the art of pwnage by bump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994452)





Date: October 7th, 2005 4:26 PM
Author: Jet Property

the mandy looking forward to biglaw bump was also good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994462)





Date: October 7th, 2005 4:42 PM
Author: Cowardly milk trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994615)





Date: October 7th, 2005 4:29 PM
Author: Disrespectful fighting menage party of the first part

I don't get it, but then again I don't know much about fish.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994495)





Date: October 7th, 2005 4:30 PM
Author: chestnut spectacular stage kitty

He can't find a job despite being above the mean at NU.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994502)





Date: October 7th, 2005 4:33 PM
Author: Disrespectful fighting menage party of the first part

oh, I thought it was just one of those cases where everybody cries about not finding a job until they actually find a job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994541)





Date: October 7th, 2005 4:34 PM
Author: chestnut spectacular stage kitty

Its getting late.

I still think he'll get something, but his concern is valid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994546)





Date: October 7th, 2005 4:36 PM
Author: Disrespectful fighting menage party of the first part

ah ok.

On an unrelated tangent, did Tony Graff decide to just go ahead and leave?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994559)





Date: October 7th, 2005 4:39 PM
Author: chestnut spectacular stage kitty

I don't know.

I guess we'll see.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994584)





Date: October 7th, 2005 4:41 PM
Author: Disrespectful fighting menage party of the first part

I was just confused by him changing his name to Jeff Francoeur

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994600)





Date: October 7th, 2005 4:37 PM
Author: ruddy foreskin hospital

link? has he complained about it lately?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994567)





Date: October 7th, 2005 4:50 PM
Author: lascivious kink-friendly hall

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=273792&mc=71&forum_id=2

Midway down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994677)





Date: October 7th, 2005 5:01 PM
Author: Ivory Plaza Toaster

I'm whining about it pretty much non-stop at this point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994760)





Date: October 7th, 2005 5:07 PM
Author: chestnut spectacular stage kitty

And not without cause.

I was whining without cause, and now I kind of feel bad. Kinda.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994832)





Date: October 7th, 2005 5:09 PM
Author: Ivory Plaza Toaster

And if I get a firm job I'll also feel bad. Kinda.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994842)





Date: October 7th, 2005 4:30 PM
Author: thirsty azure station telephone

Fish is apparently having a shit time getting a job, I think.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994506)





Date: October 7th, 2005 4:51 PM
Author: lascivious kink-friendly hall

Bwhahahahhaha. 180^180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994683)





Date: October 7th, 2005 5:01 PM
Author: Ivory Plaza Toaster

I must admit, PWN3D by Stabby, the legal profession, and life as a whole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994766)





Date: October 7th, 2005 5:02 PM
Author: Stirring associate institution

I think you are cooler than Mandy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994779)





Date: October 7th, 2005 5:03 PM
Author: insane duck-like laser beams

maybe you've commented on this already, but do you have any idea at all why this is happening? it's depressing to see someone with a good gpa at one of the top law schools in the country have no luck at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994782)





Date: October 7th, 2005 5:04 PM
Author: Swollen yapping voyeur double fault

maybe its his shitty personality?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994792)





Date: October 7th, 2005 5:05 PM
Author: Ivory Plaza Toaster

I don't do anything at interviews that demonstrates this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994805)





Date: October 7th, 2005 5:05 PM
Author: Swollen yapping voyeur double fault

...............so you think!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994808)





Date: October 7th, 2005 5:07 PM
Author: Ivory Plaza Toaster

If you think I haven't been reviewing every moment of every interview I've done then you're wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994828)





Date: October 7th, 2005 5:13 PM
Author: Swollen yapping voyeur double fault

there has to be *some* explanation. thats the only one i can think of

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994866)





Date: October 7th, 2005 5:14 PM
Author: Ivory Plaza Toaster

I've thought of this too. But in reality I think I'm just to in the middle for everyone. IOW, there's always someone better in something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994880)





Date: October 7th, 2005 5:24 PM
Author: Swollen yapping voyeur double fault

best of luck. youre kind of an asshole, but i think deep down youre a nice guy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994954)





Date: October 7th, 2005 5:04 PM
Author: Ivory Plaza Toaster

"but do you have any idea at all why this is happening?"

No. Which is perhaps the most furstrating thing of all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994801)





Date: October 7th, 2005 5:21 PM
Author: chestnut spectacular stage kitty

I didn't bump this, FWIW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994932)





Date: October 7th, 2005 5:02 PM
Author: Racy crotch lay

I remember back in the day how he used to brag how he was virtually guaranteed a Biglaw job since he was accepted to NU. He may still get one eventually but he's being treated to a big slice of humble pie right now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994780)





Date: October 7th, 2005 5:03 PM
Author: Swollen yapping voyeur double fault

HE and Mandy both. I am loving this shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994784)





Date: October 7th, 2005 5:03 PM
Author: Ivory Plaza Toaster

True. Hey, my understanding was that anything other than the bottom of a T14 meant a BIGLAW job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994790)





Date: October 7th, 2005 5:04 PM
Author: Swollen yapping voyeur double fault

maybe at hls or yls. not at fucking nu. come on, man!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994797)





Date: October 7th, 2005 5:06 PM
Author: Ivory Plaza Toaster

Give me a break - one does not have to be at HYS to be ensured BIGLAW at the median. If that's true then law has truly become a TTT profession.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994819)





Date: October 7th, 2005 5:17 PM
Author: Boyish Drunken Legal Warrant Skinny Woman

"Give me a break - one does not have to be at HYS to be ensured BIGLAW at the median."

Guess again...very likely at CCN, but nowhere near certain anywhere else...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994910)





Date: November 7th, 2005 1:54 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4232384)





Date: November 7th, 2005 9:02 AM
Author: lake adventurous piazza

and cornell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4233131)





Date: October 7th, 2005 6:59 PM
Author: startled pisswyrm house

Keep applying. I know people right now at Michigan with horrible grades who are having really good luck with sending out resumes to firms that don't come to campus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3995645)





Date: October 16th, 2005 4:12 AM
Author: Ivory Plaza Toaster

Good to know. Thanks for the info.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4058697)





Date: October 19th, 2005 11:33 AM
Author: Razzmatazz son of senegal striped hyena

i.e. even fucking douchetards can land a job but this fucker can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4083864)





Date: June 1st, 2007 12:47 AM
Author: elite bbw brunch

Apparently, this was the credited response.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#8195708)





Date: October 16th, 2005 4:15 AM
Author: medicated shimmering liquid oxygen whorehouse

I can't believe that this thread is only four months old. It feels as though a year has passed since I last saw it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4058706)





Date: October 16th, 2005 4:16 AM
Author: swashbuckling garnet selfie stock car

Thanks for the bump, keep the faith brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4058709)





Date: October 16th, 2005 4:18 AM
Author: medicated shimmering liquid oxygen whorehouse

Thank Stroooock.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4058717)





Date: October 19th, 2005 11:36 AM
Author: Autistic Hairraiser Lettuce Hairy Legs

Didn't the Meanest Fish end up unemployed? Is this as "feel good" as it used to be?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4083878)





Date: October 19th, 2005 11:38 AM
Author: Razzmatazz son of senegal striped hyena

It doesn't matter, he's in a two-income household.

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&mc=173&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4083896)





Date: January 23rd, 2008 6:05 AM
Author: lavender rambunctious stag film windowlicker

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#9207989)





Date: October 19th, 2005 11:43 AM
Author: Talented Dragon Den

that's the point of the bump, dude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4083929)





Date: October 19th, 2005 11:42 AM
Author: exhilarant cocky principal's office therapy

Navy : Accelerate Your Life http://www.navy.com/

HTH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4083920)





Date: October 19th, 2005 11:49 AM
Author: Ivory Plaza Toaster

I'd much prefer Army or Air Force.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4083989)





Date: October 19th, 2005 11:50 AM
Author: Razzmatazz son of senegal striped hyena

You'd also prefer a Biglaw job but that ain't happenin' either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4083997)





Date: October 19th, 2005 11:50 AM
Author: exhilarant cocky principal's office therapy

What about FBI or CIA ?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4083998)





Date: October 19th, 2005 11:52 AM
Author: Ivory Plaza Toaster

I'd prefer FBI to CIA.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4084015)





Date: October 19th, 2005 11:56 AM
Author: exhilarant cocky principal's office therapy

Thought of applying yet ?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4084055)





Date: October 19th, 2005 11:58 AM
Author: Ivory Plaza Toaster

I want to finish mass mailing this week before going that route. I'll send out the last 20 apps for NYC before moving on to LA/SFO. And I'll try a few more cities too, maybe someone will bite.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4084064)





Date: November 6th, 2005 12:01 PM
Author: sepia vigorous roommate

pffft.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4225580)





Date: November 6th, 2005 12:09 PM
Author: Ivory Plaza Toaster

We'll see man, we'll see. My grades were good enough as a result of that semester to get me these callbacks. That already something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4225613)





Date: November 6th, 2005 12:11 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle really tough guy goyim

Kill self. Just kidding. I am sure you'll land something soon. Good luck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4225620)





Date: November 6th, 2005 12:15 PM
Author: Ivory Plaza Toaster

Hey thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4225640)





Date: November 6th, 2005 12:14 PM
Author: sepia vigorous roommate

LOL. November callbacks from a t14. Very impressive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4225634)





Date: November 6th, 2005 12:15 PM
Author: Ivory Plaza Toaster

Who cares? If one gets an offer at solid NYC biglaw they get that offer. It doesn't matter when that offer comes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4225642)





Date: November 6th, 2005 12:26 PM
Author: sepia vigorous roommate

Novemeber offer class fill-ins are the first in line for no permanent offer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4225683)





Date: November 6th, 2005 12:39 PM
Author: Ivory Plaza Toaster

I'll deal with that hurdle when I come to it. Aside from which all of the firms I'm interviewing at have a near 100% offer rate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4225766)





Date: June 1st, 2007 12:45 AM
Author: elite bbw brunch

Wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#8195694)





Date: November 6th, 2005 1:13 PM
Author: thirsty azure station telephone

We should be building up his confidence instead of tearing him down.

It will make it that much sweeter when he gets rejected.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4225931)





Date: June 1st, 2007 12:45 AM
Author: elite bbw brunch

AHAHAHAHA! PWN3D!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#8195690)





Date: June 1st, 2007 12:24 AM
Author: French rose school elastic band

Bump for the return of this two-headed waste of oxygen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#8195511)





Date: June 1st, 2007 12:30 AM
Author: elite bbw brunch

Um, thanks. Being reminded of awesome comebacks is always good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#8195551)





Date: June 1st, 2007 12:31 AM
Author: French rose school elastic band

Being reminded of how you got to the median, and then had more trouble landing a job than anyone at your school?

You set a high bar, friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#8195561)





Date: June 1st, 2007 12:34 AM
Author: Domesticated thriller becky half-breed

link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#8195580)





Date: June 1st, 2007 12:43 AM
Author: elite bbw brunch

See top of thread. 1st semester was a disaster (never to be repeated), 2nd semester was much better, then I screwed up bidding for OCI, then I salvaged everything late in the game. While incredibly stressful all's well that ends well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#8195672)





Date: June 1st, 2007 12:50 AM
Author: Domesticated thriller becky half-breed

i was inquiring about the "then I screwed up bidding for OCI, then I salvaged everything late in the game" part.

but thanks for responding. i get a general idea now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#8195733)





Date: June 1st, 2007 12:36 AM
Author: elite bbw brunch

Well, not exactly. Getting a good firm job in the fall of 2L year isn't having "more trouble landing a job than anyone at your school." Some people don't get the biglaw firm they want at all for 2L summer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#8195595)





Date: June 1st, 2007 12:42 AM
Author: French rose school elastic band

You reek of failure. I eagerly await being regaled with tales of your failure of the N.Y. Bar. Promise to report back with your explicit suicide plans?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#8195653)





Date: June 1st, 2007 12:44 AM
Author: elite bbw brunch

If I fail the NY Bar I'll just retake. Not that I intend to fail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#8195681)





Date: June 1st, 2007 12:45 AM
Author: French rose school elastic band

Of course you don't intend to.

But you will.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#8195695)





Date: June 1st, 2007 12:49 AM
Author: elite bbw brunch

Like I said, that wouldn't be the end of the world. Shit like that can happen to anyone. But you nay-sayers crack me up. Read this thread where my failure has been predicted many times over.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#8195728)





Date: June 1st, 2007 12:52 AM
Author: French rose school elastic band

Sweetie-pie, getting dinged at numerous callbacks and not getting a job until nearly Thanksgiving IS failure. Taking the ONLY job that was available to you IS failure. Most of us here had multiple options.

Being with that worthless leech IS failure. Enjoy sharing 160k in NYC.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#8195746)





Date: June 1st, 2007 1:01 AM
Author: elite bbw brunch

It wasn't the only job available, I had more callbacks available to me. I just really liked the firm, canceled/rejected the other callbacks, and stuck with the firm where I had an offer. Ironically, the best firms actually gave me call backs late in the game. The earlier callback firms were pretty mediocre (again, poor bidding results during OCI). I also didn't interview in 3L because I liked my 2L firm.

That's not what failure is. Failure is not getting a decent job. Period. But feel free to keep telling yourself that your shit smells sweeter than mine.

Somehow I doubt you're getting more than $160K+bonus in NYC.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#8195807)





Date: June 1st, 2007 1:05 AM
Author: French rose school elastic band

"Somehow I doubt you're getting more than $160K+bonus in NYC."

If I'm getting 160k+ bonus in another city with a lower COL, and not sharing it with an ugly money-grubbing little midget, how much is that worth?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#8195837)





Date: June 1st, 2007 1:14 AM
Author: elite bbw brunch

Not much, since you live in a crappier place and don't have an awesome relationship. Sorry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#8195889)





Date: June 1st, 2007 1:13 AM
Author: arrogant grizzly spot

ofmg, I didn't get a biglaw job until Thanksgiving and someone else got one in Sept. omfg -killself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#8195877)





Date: June 1st, 2007 1:16 AM
Author: elite bbw brunch

This guy seems pretty bitter. I suspect this is about more than when we got our jobs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#8195896)





Date: June 1st, 2007 5:14 PM
Author: glassy electric marketing idea

But you are still, and will always be, ugly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#8198148)





Date: January 23rd, 2008 4:38 AM
Author: elite bbw brunch

I seem to have done well in spite of teh fug.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#9207930)





Date: January 23rd, 2008 4:54 AM
Author: Self-absorbed Ceo

Why the fuck are you searching threads with your name going back to 2005.

Get the fuck over yourself you megalomaniacal fuckhead.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#9207957)





Date: January 23rd, 2008 5:08 AM
Author: elite bbw brunch

Poster below bumped it you fucking moron.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#9207966)





Date: January 23rd, 2008 1:17 AM
Author: Gaped curious mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#9206999)





Date: January 23rd, 2008 8:49 AM
Author: Carnelian home toilet seat

I feel good now. TY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#9208144)





Date: January 23rd, 2008 9:08 AM
Author: Gaped curious mexican

This bump gives me hope for second semester. Audacious hopes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#9208180)





Date: January 23rd, 2008 9:11 AM
Author: Carnelian home toilet seat

It reminded me that I have to watch out for the gunners like MF who got pwned first semester.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#9208196)