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Meanest Fish - The Feel Good Story of 1L

Yep, the turnaround story of the year. Went from shitty, pi...
Supple mother
  06/02/05
Your GPA is still shitty, though.
insecure orchestra pit
  06/02/05
Dude, its a fuckload better than a 3.0.
Supple mother
  06/02/05
yeah but it doesnt touch my 3.8
insecure orchestra pit
  06/02/05
Wow, well done. Mind if I ask what you do? Also, what scho...
Supple mother
  06/02/05
hahaha! no comment. what a classy bastard....3.8 and all.
Irradiated house-broken abode
  06/02/05
What do you attribute your success to? Did it just "cl...
cream travel guidebook locale
  06/02/05
he shoved a plunger up his ass before every exam
insecure orchestra pit
  06/02/05
Proactive measures. - Was more active in class instead of...
Supple mother
  06/02/05
two electives as a 1L? isn't that high?
cream travel guidebook locale
  06/02/05
Yeah, its as high as any school I know of. I'm pretty sure ...
Supple mother
  06/02/05
Most Yale students take 4 electives as a 1L. HTH.
curious background story market
  06/02/05
I stand corrected. But Yale is kind of in a league of its o...
Supple mother
  06/02/05
where'd you do your ugrad? a state school?
bespoke tattoo rehab
  06/01/07
Nice. Congratulations. What exactly did you change to do tha...
Beta 180 School Selfie
  06/02/05
he rimmed madame cunt before every test
insecure orchestra pit
  06/02/05
See above.
Supple mother
  06/02/05
Congrats, glad that you managed to turn things around.
Emerald provocative legal warrant
  06/02/05
Thanks!
Supple mother
  06/02/05
Congrats, Fish! And to think that you did it in spite of wa...
Bateful space
  06/02/05
I know. And that's not even including time I spent on video...
Supple mother
  06/02/05
...
soggy windowlicker
  10/07/05
I feel for the guy, but that's an A+ bump.
Arousing Puce Laser Beams Boiling Water
  10/07/05
congratulations, I am concerned that I will be the reverse o...
dun unhinged national security agency
  06/02/05
if only you had the balls to go to detroit you might not fai...
insecure orchestra pit
  06/02/05
rest assured that if I am ever needed in detroit, I will not...
dun unhinged national security agency
  06/02/05
That's usually what I'm hearing. Lots of people who did gre...
Supple mother
  06/02/05
You should be relieved, because I'm gathering that Mandy is ...
Transparent really tough guy chapel
  06/02/05
trophy wives dont have beagle tooth marks on their labia.
Fishy Place Of Business
  06/02/05
What about cat teeth marks?
Mind-boggling Principal's Office Famous Landscape Painting
  06/02/05
you mean pussy pussy bites? those are fine.
Fishy Place Of Business
  06/02/05
Good then i'm all set.
Mind-boggling Principal's Office Famous Landscape Painting
  06/02/05
"trophy wives dont have beagle tooth marks on their lab...
Supple mother
  06/02/05
haha The beagle gets more action than you!
Transparent really tough guy chapel
  06/02/05
What, you mean in Ohio? How would you know? Are you fuckin...
Supple mother
  06/02/05
She'll be fine, though right now she's depressed as hell.
Supple mother
  06/02/05
how did she do?
Fishy Place Of Business
  06/02/05
Not so good, though slightly better than last semester.
Supple mother
  06/02/05
Is it because I called her a filthy no-good children-starvin...
Transparent really tough guy chapel
  06/02/05
It really, really isn't. Its more like because your GPA i...
Supple mother
  06/02/05
She has more reason to be upset for the reason I gave. Dumba...
Transparent really tough guy chapel
  06/02/05
Oh you aren't just mean to me? I feel better now.
Mind-boggling Principal's Office Famous Landscape Painting
  06/02/05
You care why? You'll get a legal job before she does and yo...
Supple mother
  06/02/05
I guess I don't care but I was wondering if I was worthy of ...
Mind-boggling Principal's Office Famous Landscape Painting
  06/02/05
No, you're just around her more.
Supple mother
  06/02/05
Bad news. Edit: Congrats.
Mind-boggling Principal's Office Famous Landscape Painting
  06/02/05
Thanks!
Supple mother
  06/02/05
You follow her around on a leash.
out-of-control casino
  06/02/05
Way to go, Fishdick.
Heady spruce library striped hyena
  06/02/05
Thanks, I think.
Supple mother
  06/02/05
haha! your name's misspelled but I still like it
Angry native clown
  06/11/05
congrats. what percent of the time does many visit you and w...
tantric whorehouse
  06/02/05
Nice job...Congrats!
Big Sandwich Temple
  06/02/05
Fish-
galvanic center hissy fit
  06/02/05
Thanks. I have to admit, for a time I was getting concerned...
Supple mother
  06/02/05
since when should someone be congratulated for being medio...
Misunderstood titillating resort
  06/02/05
You remember that stupid kid back in 5th grade who got the p...
Supple mother
  06/02/05
good job.
Tripping cordovan bbw site
  06/02/05
Thanks Earl. How's life at biglaw?
Supple mother
  06/02/05
You're probably still bottom half. Way to suck slightly less...
Nubile lodge
  06/11/05
I'm right around median at the end of 1L. I'm satisfied, th...
Supple mother
  06/11/05
You don't know what the median is. Speculate if you must.
Nubile lodge
  06/11/05
Neither do you. School doesn't rank or release such informa...
Supple mother
  06/11/05
fuck, that's some curve
exhilarant crotch brethren
  06/11/05
Is it good or bad? I don't really know.
Supple mother
  06/11/05
He doesn't know what he's talking about. 3.0 is worse than b...
Nubile lodge
  06/11/05
How is that possible given that the curve forces classes to ...
Supple mother
  06/11/05
How is that possible?
Nubile lodge
  06/11/05
Add the minimums of Bs and B-s. That's 30%.
Supple mother
  06/11/05
Yes. And imagine a section took two different classes - say,...
Nubile lodge
  06/11/05
I'm lost. Sorry.
Supple mother
  06/11/05
You have a 3.3. ~67% of every class gets a 3.33 or higher. Y...
Nubile lodge
  06/11/05
45% minimum has a B+ or lower as well. The B+ is a broad gr...
Supple mother
  06/11/05
You know it's nowhere near that. And 45% is still less than ...
Nubile lodge
  06/11/05
Right, but if you add the maximums of A+, As and A-s you sti...
Supple mother
  06/11/05
Most likely 2/3 of every class gets a B+ or higher (3.33). ...
Nubile lodge
  06/11/05
B+ is the median grade. Hence median is about 3.33, fair en...
Supple mother
  06/11/05
While B+ is the median grade, it's also the 35th percentile ...
Nubile lodge
  06/11/05
How do you figure? I know, I'm stupid. Explain it to me.
Supple mother
  06/11/05
Are you kidding me? http://www.law.northwestern.edu/career/...
Nubile lodge
  06/11/05
Right, cum lauda indicates that top 30% is about 3.65 or so....
Supple mother
  06/11/05
You really are a moron.
Nubile lodge
  06/11/05
I have never, ever denied this. Which makes my success this...
Supple mother
  06/11/05
If by success, you mean bottom half, then yes.
Nubile lodge
  06/11/05
I got a 3.6 this semester. Now, I'll admit, if I had two 3....
Supple mother
  06/11/05
What does it mean to you when you mindlessly parrot the fact...
Nubile lodge
  06/11/05
Not much.
Supple mother
  06/11/05
You have a cumulative gpa of ~3.3. Seeing as how that is bel...
Nubile lodge
  06/11/05
he had a 3.6 this semester though. He kicked bottom half as...
Angry native clown
  06/11/05
Okay, fine. I concede that I am in the bottom half of my cl...
Supple mother
  06/11/05
Congrats!
Adulterous piazza mad-dog skullcap
  06/11/05
Thanks!
Supple mother
  06/11/05
Wow. An absolutely fucking brutal bump. And for the re...
azure contagious ticket booth mediation
  10/07/05
Yeah, cruel, but I have to admire it. Its a wonderful examp...
Arousing Puce Laser Beams Boiling Water
  10/07/05
the mandy looking forward to biglaw bump was also good
Garnet razzmatazz wagecucks
  10/07/05
...
odious queen of the night indian lodge
  10/07/05
I don't get it, but then again I don't know much about fish.
cerebral clear deer antler public bath
  10/07/05
He can't find a job despite being above the mean at NU.
azure contagious ticket booth mediation
  10/07/05
oh, I thought it was just one of those cases where everybody...
cerebral clear deer antler public bath
  10/07/05
Its getting late. I still think he'll get something, but ...
azure contagious ticket booth mediation
  10/07/05
ah ok. On an unrelated tangent, did Tony Graff decide to ...
cerebral clear deer antler public bath
  10/07/05
I don't know. I guess we'll see.
azure contagious ticket booth mediation
  10/07/05
I was just confused by him changing his name to Jeff Francoe...
cerebral clear deer antler public bath
  10/07/05
link? has he complained about it lately?
apoplectic brindle church
  10/07/05
http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=273792&mc=71&...
Duck-like Gas Station
  10/07/05
I'm whining about it pretty much non-stop at this point.
Supple mother
  10/07/05
And not without cause. I was whining without cause, and n...
azure contagious ticket booth mediation
  10/07/05
And if I get a firm job I'll also feel bad. Kinda.
Supple mother
  10/07/05
Fish is apparently having a shit time getting a job, I think...
Crystalline beady-eyed twinkling uncleanness
  10/07/05
Bwhahahahhaha. 180^180.
Duck-like Gas Station
  10/07/05
I must admit, PWN3D by Stabby, the legal profession, and lif...
Supple mother
  10/07/05
I think you are cooler than Mandy.
olive theater stage
  10/07/05
maybe you've commented on this already, but do you have any ...
disturbing vivacious trailer park multi-billionaire
  10/07/05
maybe its his shitty personality?
Laughsome flatulent tanning salon elastic band
  10/07/05
I don't do anything at interviews that demonstrates this.
Supple mother
  10/07/05
...............so you think!
Laughsome flatulent tanning salon elastic band
  10/07/05
If you think I haven't been reviewing every moment of every ...
Supple mother
  10/07/05
there has to be *some* explanation. thats the only one i can...
Laughsome flatulent tanning salon elastic band
  10/07/05
I've thought of this too. But in reality I think I'm just t...
Supple mother
  10/07/05
best of luck. youre kind of an asshole, but i think deep dow...
Laughsome flatulent tanning salon elastic band
  10/07/05
"but do you have any idea at all why this is happening?...
Supple mother
  10/07/05
I didn't bump this, FWIW.
azure contagious ticket booth mediation
  10/07/05
I remember back in the day how he used to brag how he was vi...
Spectacular lettuce university
  10/07/05
HE and Mandy both. I am loving this shit.
Laughsome flatulent tanning salon elastic band
  10/07/05
True. Hey, my understanding was that anything other than th...
Supple mother
  10/07/05
maybe at hls or yls. not at fucking nu. come on, man!
Laughsome flatulent tanning salon elastic band
  10/07/05
Give me a break - one does not have to be at HYS to be ensur...
Supple mother
  10/07/05
"Give me a break - one does not have to be at HYS to be...
coral therapy
  10/07/05
...
seedy free-loading set
  11/07/05
and cornell
Insanely creepy spot hairy legs
  11/07/05
Keep applying. I know people right now at Michigan with horr...
pink den
  10/07/05
Good to know. Thanks for the info.
Supple mother
  10/16/05
i.e. even fucking douchetards can land a job but this fucker...
copper histrionic location athletic conference
  10/19/05
Apparently, this was the credited response.
Aromatic weed whacker
  06/01/07
I can't believe that this thread is only four months old. I...
out-of-control casino
  10/16/05
Thanks for the bump, keep the faith brother.
Obsidian crackhouse private investor
  10/16/05
Thank Stroooock.
out-of-control casino
  10/16/05
Didn't the Meanest Fish end up unemployed? Is this as "...
Mentally Impaired Slippery Base
  10/19/05
It doesn't matter, he's in a two-income household. http:...
copper histrionic location athletic conference
  10/19/05
lol
Exciting Ultramarine French Chef Voyeur
  01/23/08
that's the point of the bump, dude.
Arousing Puce Laser Beams Boiling Water
  10/19/05
Navy : Accelerate Your Life http://www.navy.com/ HTH
sick floppy office pisswyrm
  10/19/05
I'd much prefer Army or Air Force.
Supple mother
  10/19/05
You'd also prefer a Biglaw job but that ain't happenin' eith...
copper histrionic location athletic conference
  10/19/05
What about FBI or CIA ?
sick floppy office pisswyrm
  10/19/05
I'd prefer FBI to CIA.
Supple mother
  10/19/05
Thought of applying yet ?
sick floppy office pisswyrm
  10/19/05
I want to finish mass mailing this week before going that ro...
Supple mother
  10/19/05
pffft.
soggy windowlicker
  11/06/05
We'll see man, we'll see. My grades were good enough as a r...
Supple mother
  11/06/05
Kill self. Just kidding. I am sure you'll land something soo...
Gay cruise ship
  11/06/05
Hey thanks.
Supple mother
  11/06/05
LOL. November callbacks from a t14. Very impressive.
soggy windowlicker
  11/06/05
Who cares? If one gets an offer at solid NYC biglaw they ge...
Supple mother
  11/06/05
Novemeber offer class fill-ins are the first in line for no ...
soggy windowlicker
  11/06/05
I'll deal with that hurdle when I come to it. Aside from wh...
Supple mother
  11/06/05
Wrong.
Aromatic weed whacker
  06/01/07
We should be building up his confidence instead of tearing h...
Crystalline beady-eyed twinkling uncleanness
  11/06/05
AHAHAHAHA! PWN3D!
Aromatic weed whacker
  06/01/07
Bump for the return of this two-headed waste of oxygen.
crusty property
  06/01/07
Um, thanks. Being reminded of awesome comebacks is always g...
Aromatic weed whacker
  06/01/07
Being reminded of how you got to the median, and then had mo...
crusty property
  06/01/07
link?
Electric hilarious area
  06/01/07
See top of thread. 1st semester was a disaster (never to be...
Aromatic weed whacker
  06/01/07
i was inquiring about the "then I screwed up bidding fo...
Electric hilarious area
  06/01/07
Well, not exactly. Getting a good firm job in the fall of 2...
Aromatic weed whacker
  06/01/07
You reek of failure. I eagerly await being regaled with tale...
crusty property
  06/01/07
If I fail the NY Bar I'll just retake. Not that I intend to...
Aromatic weed whacker
  06/01/07
Of course you don't intend to. But you will.
crusty property
  06/01/07
Like I said, that wouldn't be the end of the world. Shit li...
Aromatic weed whacker
  06/01/07
Sweetie-pie, getting dinged at numerous callbacks and not ge...
crusty property
  06/01/07
It wasn't the only job available, I had more callbacks avail...
Aromatic weed whacker
  06/01/07
"Somehow I doubt you're getting more than $160K+bonus i...
crusty property
  06/01/07
Not much, since you live in a crappier place and don't have ...
Aromatic weed whacker
  06/01/07
ofmg, I didn't get a biglaw job until Thanksgiving and someo...
Maize fear-inspiring hell
  06/01/07
This guy seems pretty bitter. I suspect this is about more ...
Aromatic weed whacker
  06/01/07
But you are still, and will always be, ugly.
violet frozen box office pozpig
  06/01/07
I seem to have done well in spite of teh fug.
Aromatic weed whacker
  01/23/08
Why the fuck are you searching threads with your name going ...
Turquoise Associate Philosopher-king
  01/23/08
Poster below bumped it you fucking moron.
Aromatic weed whacker
  01/23/08
...
Jade aphrodisiac garrison
  01/23/08
I feel good now. TY
bonkers stirring home
  01/23/08
This bump gives me hope for second semester. Audacious hopes...
Jade aphrodisiac garrison
  01/23/08
It reminded me that I have to watch out for the gunners like...
bonkers stirring home
  01/23/08


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Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:24 PM
Author: Supple mother

Yep, the turnaround story of the year. Went from shitty, piss-poor 1st semester grades to a 3.6. From bottom 25% to soundly beating the curve. My cumulative is just over 3.3. I am so fucking psyched!

So take that RWA and everyone else who said I'd fail miserably.

Oh, and thanks people who said I'd turn it around.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914075)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:25 PM
Author: insecure orchestra pit

Your GPA is still shitty, though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914084)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:26 PM
Author: Supple mother

Dude, its a fuckload better than a 3.0.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914093)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:26 PM
Author: insecure orchestra pit

yeah but it doesnt touch my 3.8

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914098)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:37 PM
Author: Supple mother

Wow, well done. Mind if I ask what you do? Also, what school?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914216)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 5:00 PM
Author: Irradiated house-broken abode

hahaha!

no comment. what a classy bastard....3.8 and all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914937)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:26 PM
Author: cream travel guidebook locale

What do you attribute your success to? Did it just "click" all of a sudden, or did you take proactive measures that turned things around?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914090)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:26 PM
Author: insecure orchestra pit

he shoved a plunger up his ass before every exam

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914097)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:31 PM
Author: Supple mother

Proactive measures.

- Was more active in class instead of just passively trying to take it in.

- Didn't outline. This may not be a good idea for many, but for me outlining wasted a ton of time and yielded little benefit.

- Talked to the prof before exams.

- Yeah, experience really helped me understand what is going on. 1st semester I was lost. Here I knew what to focus on.

- Improved my research and writing skills. One of my As was legal research and writing.

Note, that I'm still not anywhere near perfect. I got one B where I was sure I'd do better. Plus, I had classes where I was just better. 2/3 As were in elective classes with 2Ls and 3Ls there, and classes I simply knew a lot about coming in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914150)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:50 PM
Author: cream travel guidebook locale

two electives as a 1L? isn't that high?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914332)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:55 PM
Author: Supple mother

Yeah, its as high as any school I know of. I'm pretty sure Penn has 2 as well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914374)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 9:01 PM
Author: curious background story market

Most Yale students take 4 electives as a 1L. HTH.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2916995)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 9:39 PM
Author: Supple mother

I stand corrected. But Yale is kind of in a league of its own in every respect.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2917198)





Date: June 1st, 2007 1:04 AM
Author: bespoke tattoo rehab

where'd you do your ugrad? a state school?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#8195828)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:26 PM
Author: Beta 180 School Selfie

Nice. Congratulations. What exactly did you change to do that much better (besides the one C class)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914099)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:27 PM
Author: insecure orchestra pit

he rimmed madame cunt before every test

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914111)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:31 PM
Author: Supple mother

See above.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914159)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:28 PM
Author: Emerald provocative legal warrant

Congrats, glad that you managed to turn things around.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914121)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:32 PM
Author: Supple mother

Thanks!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914162)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 4:08 PM
Author: Bateful space

Congrats, Fish! And to think that you did it in spite of wasting oppressive amounts of time on XOXO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914525)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 4:09 PM
Author: Supple mother

I know. And that's not even including time I spent on video games, driving back and forth between Urbana and Chicago, and other frivilous shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914541)





Date: October 7th, 2005 4:21 PM
Author: soggy windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994413)





Date: October 7th, 2005 4:22 PM
Author: Arousing Puce Laser Beams Boiling Water

I feel for the guy, but that's an A+ bump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994419)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:26 PM
Author: dun unhinged national security agency

congratulations, I am concerned that I will be the reverse of above.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914094)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:27 PM
Author: insecure orchestra pit

if only you had the balls to go to detroit you might not fail all the time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914102)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:29 PM
Author: dun unhinged national security agency

rest assured that if I am ever needed in detroit, I will not cower.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914133)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:32 PM
Author: Supple mother

That's usually what I'm hearing. Lots of people who did great 1st semester doing worse. Don't worry, as long as its good enough to get a 2L summer job it doesn't matter. Then you can really slide (and many do).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914169)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:27 PM
Author: Transparent really tough guy chapel

You should be relieved, because I'm gathering that Mandy is gonna be in total trophy wife mode in a few years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914103)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:28 PM
Author: Fishy Place Of Business

trophy wives dont have beagle tooth marks on their labia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914122)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:29 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Principal's Office Famous Landscape Painting

What about cat teeth marks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914132)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:30 PM
Author: Fishy Place Of Business

you mean pussy pussy bites? those are fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914140)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:43 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Principal's Office Famous Landscape Painting

Good then i'm all set.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914272)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:33 PM
Author: Supple mother

"trophy wives dont have beagle tooth marks on their labia."

Fucking beagle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914172)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:33 PM
Author: Transparent really tough guy chapel

haha The beagle gets more action than you!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914179)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:44 PM
Author: Supple mother

What, you mean in Ohio? How would you know? Are you fucking Mandy's beagle?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914283)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:33 PM
Author: Supple mother

She'll be fine, though right now she's depressed as hell.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914176)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:34 PM
Author: Fishy Place Of Business

how did she do?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914182)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:35 PM
Author: Supple mother

Not so good, though slightly better than last semester.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914203)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:34 PM
Author: Transparent really tough guy chapel

Is it because I called her a filthy no-good children-starvin' capitalist?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914186)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:36 PM
Author: Supple mother

It really, really isn't.

Its more like because your GPA is higher than hers and it pains here. That, and you're chronically unemployed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914208)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:44 PM
Author: Transparent really tough guy chapel

She has more reason to be upset for the reason I gave. Dumbass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914285)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:37 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Principal's Office Famous Landscape Painting

Oh you aren't just mean to me? I feel better now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914219)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:38 PM
Author: Supple mother

You care why? You'll get a legal job before she does and you haven't even started yet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914228)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:42 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Principal's Office Famous Landscape Painting

I guess I don't care but I was wondering if I was worthy of the abuse most or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914266)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:44 PM
Author: Supple mother

No, you're just around her more.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914279)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:46 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Principal's Office Famous Landscape Painting

Bad news.

Edit: Congrats.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914303)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:49 PM
Author: Supple mother

Thanks!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914330)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:50 PM
Author: out-of-control casino

You follow her around on a leash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914334)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 4:02 PM
Author: Heady spruce library striped hyena

Way to go, Fishdick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914452)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 4:05 PM
Author: Supple mother

Thanks, I think.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914487)





Date: June 11th, 2005 9:08 PM
Author: Angry native clown

haha!

your name's misspelled but I still like it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2989007)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 4:31 PM
Author: tantric whorehouse

congrats. what percent of the time does many visit you and what percent of the time do you go and visit her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914751)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 6:04 PM
Author: Big Sandwich Temple

Nice job...Congrats!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2915557)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 9:09 PM
Author: galvanic center hissy fit
Subject: Fish-

Way to collect yourself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2917033)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 9:40 PM
Author: Supple mother

Thanks. I have to admit, for a time I was getting concerned about a repeat - minus the C+.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2917204)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 9:25 PM
Author: Misunderstood titillating resort

since when should someone be congratulated for being mediocre

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2917117)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 9:42 PM
Author: Supple mother

You remember that stupid kid back in 5th grade who got the prize for "most improvement?" Yeah, well that's me.

Also, I want pre-laws to take this to heart in case they start out at the bottom of the class.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2917212)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 9:26 PM
Author: Tripping cordovan bbw site

good job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2917131)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 9:43 PM
Author: Supple mother

Thanks Earl. How's life at biglaw?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2917217)





Date: June 11th, 2005 7:51 PM
Author: Nubile lodge

You're probably still bottom half. Way to suck slightly less.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2988578)





Date: June 11th, 2005 8:29 PM
Author: Supple mother

I'm right around median at the end of 1L. I'm satisfied, though obviously I'll work to keep improving. Given where I was at the end of 1st semester this definitely exceeded my expectations.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2988724)





Date: June 11th, 2005 8:30 PM
Author: Nubile lodge

You don't know what the median is. Speculate if you must.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2988730)





Date: June 11th, 2005 8:32 PM
Author: Supple mother

Neither do you. School doesn't rank or release such information. 3.6ish is around top 30%, 3.0 is around bottom 30% and 3.3 is around median. All anyone (except the administration) can do in terms of specifics is speculate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2988740)





Date: June 11th, 2005 8:34 PM
Author: exhilarant crotch brethren

fuck, that's some curve

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2988745)





Date: June 11th, 2005 8:37 PM
Author: Supple mother

Is it good or bad? I don't really know.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2988758)





Date: June 11th, 2005 8:42 PM
Author: Nubile lodge

He doesn't know what he's talking about. 3.0 is worse than bottom third. Probably more like bottom 15%.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2988786)





Date: June 11th, 2005 8:48 PM
Author: Supple mother

How is that possible given that the curve forces classes to assign a minimum of 30% of the class Bs and B-s?

See: http://www.law.northwestern.edu/academics/grading_policy.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2988839)





Date: June 11th, 2005 8:51 PM
Author: Nubile lodge

How is that possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2988860)





Date: June 11th, 2005 9:03 PM
Author: Supple mother

Add the minimums of Bs and B-s. That's 30%.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2988953)





Date: June 11th, 2005 9:07 PM
Author: Nubile lodge

Yes. And imagine a section took two different classes - say, contracts and torts. What if every person who got a B- in the first class got a B in the second? Now imagine that each student took, say...6 or 7 classes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2988992)





Date: June 11th, 2005 9:14 PM
Author: Supple mother

I'm lost. Sorry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2989068)





Date: June 11th, 2005 9:16 PM
Author: Nubile lodge

You have a 3.3. ~67% of every class gets a 3.33 or higher. You are bottom half.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2989079)





Date: June 11th, 2005 9:17 PM
Author: Supple mother

45% minimum has a B+ or lower as well. The B+ is a broad grade.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2989098)





Date: June 11th, 2005 9:20 PM
Author: Nubile lodge

You know it's nowhere near that. And 45% is still less than half, idiot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2989133)





Date: June 11th, 2005 9:27 PM
Author: Supple mother

Right, but if you add the maximums of A+, As and A-s you still won't get 100%, you'll get 82%. Meaning that another 18% would need to get B+s or below to balance it. So no, that actually wouldn't work.

Regardless, since you want to win this so much I'll just let you. You're right. I'm below 50th percentile. I don't really care, given that I'll likely make a secondary journal and get a 2L firm job. And that's all that matters to me at this point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2989192)





Date: June 11th, 2005 8:38 PM
Author: Nubile lodge

Most likely 2/3 of every class gets a B+ or higher (3.33).

I'd say you're in the bottom half.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2988762)





Date: June 11th, 2005 8:46 PM
Author: Supple mother

B+ is the median grade. Hence median is about 3.33, fair enough. So I'm barely under 50th percentile if you want to split hairs. How this matters I really don't know. I'm only 1/3 of the way through. The 2 classes this summer should push be above the median.

Here's what does matter - I've figured out how to play the LS game. I'll likely get a 2L firm job. I'll likely get on a secondary journal. Given how I started I'm very happy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2988822)





Date: June 11th, 2005 8:48 PM
Author: Nubile lodge

While B+ is the median grade, it's also the 35th percentile grade.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2988836)





Date: June 11th, 2005 8:51 PM
Author: Supple mother

How do you figure? I know, I'm stupid. Explain it to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2988858)





Date: June 11th, 2005 8:52 PM
Author: Nubile lodge

Are you kidding me?

http://www.law.northwestern.edu/career/clerkships/documents/grades.pdf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2988865)





Date: June 11th, 2005 9:07 PM
Author: Supple mother

Right, cum lauda indicates that top 30% is about 3.65 or so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2988986)





Date: June 11th, 2005 9:08 PM
Author: Nubile lodge

You really are a moron.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2988998)





Date: June 11th, 2005 9:12 PM
Author: Supple mother

I have never, ever denied this. Which makes my success this semester all the more impressive I think!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2989047)





Date: June 11th, 2005 9:13 PM
Author: Nubile lodge

If by success, you mean bottom half, then yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2989054)





Date: June 11th, 2005 9:16 PM
Author: Supple mother

I got a 3.6 this semester. Now, I'll admit, if I had two 3.3s I'd be more concerned right now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2989085)





Date: June 11th, 2005 8:56 PM
Author: Nubile lodge

What does it mean to you when you mindlessly parrot the fact that NU's 25th percentile salary is $125k?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2988891)





Date: June 11th, 2005 9:07 PM
Author: Supple mother

Not much.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2988991)





Date: June 11th, 2005 9:14 PM
Author: Nubile lodge

You have a cumulative gpa of ~3.3. Seeing as how that is below the median (or 40th percentile) for any single class, it's a real stretch to think you're not in the bottom half.

HTH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2989066)





Date: June 11th, 2005 9:17 PM
Author: Angry native clown

he had a 3.6 this semester though. He kicked bottom half ass this semseter, which is pretty damn good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2989093)





Date: June 11th, 2005 9:19 PM
Author: Supple mother

Okay, fine. I concede that I am in the bottom half of my class, though barely so (why? because it really doesn't matter). Nevertheless, as long as I keep doing what I did this semester I'll be fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2989124)





Date: June 11th, 2005 7:52 PM
Author: Adulterous piazza mad-dog skullcap

Congrats!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2988585)





Date: June 11th, 2005 8:29 PM
Author: Supple mother

Thanks!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2988725)





Date: October 7th, 2005 4:24 PM
Author: azure contagious ticket booth mediation

Wow.

An absolutely fucking brutal bump.

And for the record, I'm going to go ahead and help myself to your "turnaround story of the year" trophey.

Unbeknowest to me, my 1st semester grades would never in a million years have gotten me a job and, only by blind providence, my 2nd semester GPA came through and insured me employment.

Praise be to allah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994431)





Date: October 7th, 2005 4:25 PM
Author: Arousing Puce Laser Beams Boiling Water

Yeah, cruel, but I have to admire it. Its a wonderful example of the art of pwnage by bump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994452)





Date: October 7th, 2005 4:26 PM
Author: Garnet razzmatazz wagecucks

the mandy looking forward to biglaw bump was also good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994462)





Date: October 7th, 2005 4:42 PM
Author: odious queen of the night indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994615)





Date: October 7th, 2005 4:29 PM
Author: cerebral clear deer antler public bath

I don't get it, but then again I don't know much about fish.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994495)





Date: October 7th, 2005 4:30 PM
Author: azure contagious ticket booth mediation

He can't find a job despite being above the mean at NU.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994502)





Date: October 7th, 2005 4:33 PM
Author: cerebral clear deer antler public bath

oh, I thought it was just one of those cases where everybody cries about not finding a job until they actually find a job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994541)





Date: October 7th, 2005 4:34 PM
Author: azure contagious ticket booth mediation

Its getting late.

I still think he'll get something, but his concern is valid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994546)





Date: October 7th, 2005 4:36 PM
Author: cerebral clear deer antler public bath

ah ok.

On an unrelated tangent, did Tony Graff decide to just go ahead and leave?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994559)





Date: October 7th, 2005 4:39 PM
Author: azure contagious ticket booth mediation

I don't know.

I guess we'll see.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994584)





Date: October 7th, 2005 4:41 PM
Author: cerebral clear deer antler public bath

I was just confused by him changing his name to Jeff Francoeur

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994600)





Date: October 7th, 2005 4:37 PM
Author: apoplectic brindle church

link? has he complained about it lately?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994567)





Date: October 7th, 2005 4:50 PM
Author: Duck-like Gas Station

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=273792&mc=71&forum_id=2

Midway down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994677)





Date: October 7th, 2005 5:01 PM
Author: Supple mother

I'm whining about it pretty much non-stop at this point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994760)





Date: October 7th, 2005 5:07 PM
Author: azure contagious ticket booth mediation

And not without cause.

I was whining without cause, and now I kind of feel bad. Kinda.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994832)





Date: October 7th, 2005 5:09 PM
Author: Supple mother

And if I get a firm job I'll also feel bad. Kinda.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994842)





Date: October 7th, 2005 4:30 PM
Author: Crystalline beady-eyed twinkling uncleanness

Fish is apparently having a shit time getting a job, I think.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994506)





Date: October 7th, 2005 4:51 PM
Author: Duck-like Gas Station

Bwhahahahhaha. 180^180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994683)





Date: October 7th, 2005 5:01 PM
Author: Supple mother

I must admit, PWN3D by Stabby, the legal profession, and life as a whole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994766)





Date: October 7th, 2005 5:02 PM
Author: olive theater stage

I think you are cooler than Mandy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994779)





Date: October 7th, 2005 5:03 PM
Author: disturbing vivacious trailer park multi-billionaire

maybe you've commented on this already, but do you have any idea at all why this is happening? it's depressing to see someone with a good gpa at one of the top law schools in the country have no luck at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994782)





Date: October 7th, 2005 5:04 PM
Author: Laughsome flatulent tanning salon elastic band

maybe its his shitty personality?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994792)





Date: October 7th, 2005 5:05 PM
Author: Supple mother

I don't do anything at interviews that demonstrates this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994805)





Date: October 7th, 2005 5:05 PM
Author: Laughsome flatulent tanning salon elastic band

...............so you think!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994808)





Date: October 7th, 2005 5:07 PM
Author: Supple mother

If you think I haven't been reviewing every moment of every interview I've done then you're wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994828)





Date: October 7th, 2005 5:13 PM
Author: Laughsome flatulent tanning salon elastic band

there has to be *some* explanation. thats the only one i can think of

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994866)





Date: October 7th, 2005 5:14 PM
Author: Supple mother

I've thought of this too. But in reality I think I'm just to in the middle for everyone. IOW, there's always someone better in something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994880)





Date: October 7th, 2005 5:24 PM
Author: Laughsome flatulent tanning salon elastic band

best of luck. youre kind of an asshole, but i think deep down youre a nice guy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994954)





Date: October 7th, 2005 5:04 PM
Author: Supple mother

"but do you have any idea at all why this is happening?"

No. Which is perhaps the most furstrating thing of all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994801)





Date: October 7th, 2005 5:21 PM
Author: azure contagious ticket booth mediation

I didn't bump this, FWIW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994932)





Date: October 7th, 2005 5:02 PM
Author: Spectacular lettuce university

I remember back in the day how he used to brag how he was virtually guaranteed a Biglaw job since he was accepted to NU. He may still get one eventually but he's being treated to a big slice of humble pie right now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994780)





Date: October 7th, 2005 5:03 PM
Author: Laughsome flatulent tanning salon elastic band

HE and Mandy both. I am loving this shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994784)





Date: October 7th, 2005 5:03 PM
Author: Supple mother

True. Hey, my understanding was that anything other than the bottom of a T14 meant a BIGLAW job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994790)





Date: October 7th, 2005 5:04 PM
Author: Laughsome flatulent tanning salon elastic band

maybe at hls or yls. not at fucking nu. come on, man!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994797)





Date: October 7th, 2005 5:06 PM
Author: Supple mother

Give me a break - one does not have to be at HYS to be ensured BIGLAW at the median. If that's true then law has truly become a TTT profession.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994819)





Date: October 7th, 2005 5:17 PM
Author: coral therapy

"Give me a break - one does not have to be at HYS to be ensured BIGLAW at the median."

Guess again...very likely at CCN, but nowhere near certain anywhere else...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994910)





Date: November 7th, 2005 1:54 AM
Author: seedy free-loading set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4232384)





Date: November 7th, 2005 9:02 AM
Author: Insanely creepy spot hairy legs

and cornell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4233131)





Date: October 7th, 2005 6:59 PM
Author: pink den

Keep applying. I know people right now at Michigan with horrible grades who are having really good luck with sending out resumes to firms that don't come to campus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3995645)





Date: October 16th, 2005 4:12 AM
Author: Supple mother

Good to know. Thanks for the info.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4058697)





Date: October 19th, 2005 11:33 AM
Author: copper histrionic location athletic conference

i.e. even fucking douchetards can land a job but this fucker can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4083864)





Date: June 1st, 2007 12:47 AM
Author: Aromatic weed whacker

Apparently, this was the credited response.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#8195708)





Date: October 16th, 2005 4:15 AM
Author: out-of-control casino

I can't believe that this thread is only four months old. It feels as though a year has passed since I last saw it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4058706)





Date: October 16th, 2005 4:16 AM
Author: Obsidian crackhouse private investor

Thanks for the bump, keep the faith brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4058709)





Date: October 16th, 2005 4:18 AM
Author: out-of-control casino

Thank Stroooock.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4058717)





Date: October 19th, 2005 11:36 AM
Author: Mentally Impaired Slippery Base

Didn't the Meanest Fish end up unemployed? Is this as "feel good" as it used to be?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4083878)





Date: October 19th, 2005 11:38 AM
Author: copper histrionic location athletic conference

It doesn't matter, he's in a two-income household.

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&mc=173&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4083896)





Date: January 23rd, 2008 6:05 AM
Author: Exciting Ultramarine French Chef Voyeur

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#9207989)





Date: October 19th, 2005 11:43 AM
Author: Arousing Puce Laser Beams Boiling Water

that's the point of the bump, dude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4083929)





Date: October 19th, 2005 11:42 AM
Author: sick floppy office pisswyrm

Navy : Accelerate Your Life http://www.navy.com/

HTH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4083920)





Date: October 19th, 2005 11:49 AM
Author: Supple mother

I'd much prefer Army or Air Force.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4083989)





Date: October 19th, 2005 11:50 AM
Author: copper histrionic location athletic conference

You'd also prefer a Biglaw job but that ain't happenin' either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4083997)





Date: October 19th, 2005 11:50 AM
Author: sick floppy office pisswyrm

What about FBI or CIA ?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4083998)





Date: October 19th, 2005 11:52 AM
Author: Supple mother

I'd prefer FBI to CIA.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4084015)





Date: October 19th, 2005 11:56 AM
Author: sick floppy office pisswyrm

Thought of applying yet ?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4084055)





Date: October 19th, 2005 11:58 AM
Author: Supple mother

I want to finish mass mailing this week before going that route. I'll send out the last 20 apps for NYC before moving on to LA/SFO. And I'll try a few more cities too, maybe someone will bite.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4084064)





Date: November 6th, 2005 12:01 PM
Author: soggy windowlicker

pffft.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4225580)





Date: November 6th, 2005 12:09 PM
Author: Supple mother

We'll see man, we'll see. My grades were good enough as a result of that semester to get me these callbacks. That already something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4225613)





Date: November 6th, 2005 12:11 PM
Author: Gay cruise ship

Kill self. Just kidding. I am sure you'll land something soon. Good luck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4225620)





Date: November 6th, 2005 12:15 PM
Author: Supple mother

Hey thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4225640)





Date: November 6th, 2005 12:14 PM
Author: soggy windowlicker

LOL. November callbacks from a t14. Very impressive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4225634)





Date: November 6th, 2005 12:15 PM
Author: Supple mother

Who cares? If one gets an offer at solid NYC biglaw they get that offer. It doesn't matter when that offer comes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4225642)





Date: November 6th, 2005 12:26 PM
Author: soggy windowlicker

Novemeber offer class fill-ins are the first in line for no permanent offer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4225683)





Date: November 6th, 2005 12:39 PM
Author: Supple mother

I'll deal with that hurdle when I come to it. Aside from which all of the firms I'm interviewing at have a near 100% offer rate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4225766)





Date: June 1st, 2007 12:45 AM
Author: Aromatic weed whacker

Wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#8195694)





Date: November 6th, 2005 1:13 PM
Author: Crystalline beady-eyed twinkling uncleanness

We should be building up his confidence instead of tearing him down.

It will make it that much sweeter when he gets rejected.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4225931)





Date: June 1st, 2007 12:45 AM
Author: Aromatic weed whacker

AHAHAHAHA! PWN3D!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#8195690)





Date: June 1st, 2007 12:24 AM
Author: crusty property

Bump for the return of this two-headed waste of oxygen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#8195511)





Date: June 1st, 2007 12:30 AM
Author: Aromatic weed whacker

Um, thanks. Being reminded of awesome comebacks is always good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#8195551)





Date: June 1st, 2007 12:31 AM
Author: crusty property

Being reminded of how you got to the median, and then had more trouble landing a job than anyone at your school?

You set a high bar, friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#8195561)





Date: June 1st, 2007 12:34 AM
Author: Electric hilarious area

link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#8195580)





Date: June 1st, 2007 12:43 AM
Author: Aromatic weed whacker

See top of thread. 1st semester was a disaster (never to be repeated), 2nd semester was much better, then I screwed up bidding for OCI, then I salvaged everything late in the game. While incredibly stressful all's well that ends well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#8195672)





Date: June 1st, 2007 12:50 AM
Author: Electric hilarious area

i was inquiring about the "then I screwed up bidding for OCI, then I salvaged everything late in the game" part.

but thanks for responding. i get a general idea now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#8195733)





Date: June 1st, 2007 12:36 AM
Author: Aromatic weed whacker

Well, not exactly. Getting a good firm job in the fall of 2L year isn't having "more trouble landing a job than anyone at your school." Some people don't get the biglaw firm they want at all for 2L summer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#8195595)





Date: June 1st, 2007 12:42 AM
Author: crusty property

You reek of failure. I eagerly await being regaled with tales of your failure of the N.Y. Bar. Promise to report back with your explicit suicide plans?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#8195653)





Date: June 1st, 2007 12:44 AM
Author: Aromatic weed whacker

If I fail the NY Bar I'll just retake. Not that I intend to fail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#8195681)





Date: June 1st, 2007 12:45 AM
Author: crusty property

Of course you don't intend to.

But you will.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#8195695)





Date: June 1st, 2007 12:49 AM
Author: Aromatic weed whacker

Like I said, that wouldn't be the end of the world. Shit like that can happen to anyone. But you nay-sayers crack me up. Read this thread where my failure has been predicted many times over.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#8195728)





Date: June 1st, 2007 12:52 AM
Author: crusty property

Sweetie-pie, getting dinged at numerous callbacks and not getting a job until nearly Thanksgiving IS failure. Taking the ONLY job that was available to you IS failure. Most of us here had multiple options.

Being with that worthless leech IS failure. Enjoy sharing 160k in NYC.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#8195746)





Date: June 1st, 2007 1:01 AM
Author: Aromatic weed whacker

It wasn't the only job available, I had more callbacks available to me. I just really liked the firm, canceled/rejected the other callbacks, and stuck with the firm where I had an offer. Ironically, the best firms actually gave me call backs late in the game. The earlier callback firms were pretty mediocre (again, poor bidding results during OCI). I also didn't interview in 3L because I liked my 2L firm.

That's not what failure is. Failure is not getting a decent job. Period. But feel free to keep telling yourself that your shit smells sweeter than mine.

Somehow I doubt you're getting more than $160K+bonus in NYC.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#8195807)





Date: June 1st, 2007 1:05 AM
Author: crusty property

"Somehow I doubt you're getting more than $160K+bonus in NYC."

If I'm getting 160k+ bonus in another city with a lower COL, and not sharing it with an ugly money-grubbing little midget, how much is that worth?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#8195837)





Date: June 1st, 2007 1:14 AM
Author: Aromatic weed whacker

Not much, since you live in a crappier place and don't have an awesome relationship. Sorry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#8195889)





Date: June 1st, 2007 1:13 AM
Author: Maize fear-inspiring hell

ofmg, I didn't get a biglaw job until Thanksgiving and someone else got one in Sept. omfg -killself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#8195877)





Date: June 1st, 2007 1:16 AM
Author: Aromatic weed whacker

This guy seems pretty bitter. I suspect this is about more than when we got our jobs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#8195896)





Date: June 1st, 2007 5:14 PM
Author: violet frozen box office pozpig

But you are still, and will always be, ugly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#8198148)





Date: January 23rd, 2008 4:38 AM
Author: Aromatic weed whacker

I seem to have done well in spite of teh fug.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#9207930)





Date: January 23rd, 2008 4:54 AM
Author: Turquoise Associate Philosopher-king

Why the fuck are you searching threads with your name going back to 2005.

Get the fuck over yourself you megalomaniacal fuckhead.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#9207957)





Date: January 23rd, 2008 5:08 AM
Author: Aromatic weed whacker

Poster below bumped it you fucking moron.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#9207966)





Date: January 23rd, 2008 1:17 AM
Author: Jade aphrodisiac garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#9206999)





Date: January 23rd, 2008 8:49 AM
Author: bonkers stirring home

I feel good now. TY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#9208144)





Date: January 23rd, 2008 9:08 AM
Author: Jade aphrodisiac garrison

This bump gives me hope for second semester. Audacious hopes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#9208180)





Date: January 23rd, 2008 9:11 AM
Author: bonkers stirring home

It reminded me that I have to watch out for the gunners like MF who got pwned first semester.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#9208196)