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Meanest Fish - The Feel Good Story of 1L

Yep, the turnaround story of the year. Went from shitty, pi...
effete shivering roommate
  06/02/05
Your GPA is still shitty, though.
Trip hell
  06/02/05
Dude, its a fuckload better than a 3.0.
effete shivering roommate
  06/02/05
yeah but it doesnt touch my 3.8
Trip hell
  06/02/05
Wow, well done. Mind if I ask what you do? Also, what scho...
effete shivering roommate
  06/02/05
hahaha! no comment. what a classy bastard....3.8 and all.
iridescent titillating idiot gas station
  06/02/05
What do you attribute your success to? Did it just "cl...
Drab submissive travel guidebook
  06/02/05
he shoved a plunger up his ass before every exam
Trip hell
  06/02/05
Proactive measures. - Was more active in class instead of...
effete shivering roommate
  06/02/05
two electives as a 1L? isn't that high?
Drab submissive travel guidebook
  06/02/05
Yeah, its as high as any school I know of. I'm pretty sure ...
effete shivering roommate
  06/02/05
Most Yale students take 4 electives as a 1L. HTH.
Pearl Generalized Bond Site
  06/02/05
I stand corrected. But Yale is kind of in a league of its o...
effete shivering roommate
  06/02/05
where'd you do your ugrad? a state school?
shimmering vibrant market
  06/01/07
Nice. Congratulations. What exactly did you change to do tha...
Geriatric twinkling uncleanness
  06/02/05
he rimmed madame cunt before every test
Trip hell
  06/02/05
See above.
effete shivering roommate
  06/02/05
Congrats, glad that you managed to turn things around.
Alcoholic faggotry
  06/02/05
Thanks!
effete shivering roommate
  06/02/05
Congrats, Fish! And to think that you did it in spite of wa...
comical laser beams boistinker
  06/02/05
I know. And that's not even including time I spent on video...
effete shivering roommate
  06/02/05
...
Light coldplay fan
  10/07/05
I feel for the guy, but that's an A+ bump.
fuchsia blood rage telephone
  10/07/05
congratulations, I am concerned that I will be the reverse o...
Passionate ladyboy school cafeteria
  06/02/05
if only you had the balls to go to detroit you might not fai...
Trip hell
  06/02/05
rest assured that if I am ever needed in detroit, I will not...
Passionate ladyboy school cafeteria
  06/02/05
That's usually what I'm hearing. Lots of people who did gre...
effete shivering roommate
  06/02/05
You should be relieved, because I'm gathering that Mandy is ...
coral sanctuary old irish cottage
  06/02/05
trophy wives dont have beagle tooth marks on their labia.
plum corn cake persian
  06/02/05
What about cat teeth marks?
haunting canary chapel chad
  06/02/05
you mean pussy pussy bites? those are fine.
plum corn cake persian
  06/02/05
Good then i'm all set.
haunting canary chapel chad
  06/02/05
"trophy wives dont have beagle tooth marks on their lab...
effete shivering roommate
  06/02/05
haha The beagle gets more action than you!
coral sanctuary old irish cottage
  06/02/05
What, you mean in Ohio? How would you know? Are you fuckin...
effete shivering roommate
  06/02/05
She'll be fine, though right now she's depressed as hell.
effete shivering roommate
  06/02/05
how did she do?
plum corn cake persian
  06/02/05
Not so good, though slightly better than last semester.
effete shivering roommate
  06/02/05
Is it because I called her a filthy no-good children-starvin...
coral sanctuary old irish cottage
  06/02/05
It really, really isn't. Its more like because your GPA i...
effete shivering roommate
  06/02/05
She has more reason to be upset for the reason I gave. Dumba...
coral sanctuary old irish cottage
  06/02/05
Oh you aren't just mean to me? I feel better now.
haunting canary chapel chad
  06/02/05
You care why? You'll get a legal job before she does and yo...
effete shivering roommate
  06/02/05
I guess I don't care but I was wondering if I was worthy of ...
haunting canary chapel chad
  06/02/05
No, you're just around her more.
effete shivering roommate
  06/02/05
Bad news. Edit: Congrats.
haunting canary chapel chad
  06/02/05
Thanks!
effete shivering roommate
  06/02/05
You follow her around on a leash.
filthy field background story
  06/02/05
Way to go, Fishdick.
Concupiscible dog poop windowlicker
  06/02/05
Thanks, I think.
effete shivering roommate
  06/02/05
haha! your name's misspelled but I still like it
razzmatazz balding alpha
  06/11/05
congrats. what percent of the time does many visit you and w...
Lascivious Lavender Partner Love Of Her Life
  06/02/05
Nice job...Congrats!
Sick Massive Doctorate
  06/02/05
Fish-
Stubborn useless double fault
  06/02/05
Thanks. I have to admit, for a time I was getting concerned...
effete shivering roommate
  06/02/05
since when should someone be congratulated for being medio...
costumed space philosopher-king
  06/02/05
You remember that stupid kid back in 5th grade who got the p...
effete shivering roommate
  06/02/05
good job.
Wild weed whacker
  06/02/05
Thanks Earl. How's life at biglaw?
effete shivering roommate
  06/02/05
You're probably still bottom half. Way to suck slightly less...
stimulating resort giraffe
  06/11/05
I'm right around median at the end of 1L. I'm satisfied, th...
effete shivering roommate
  06/11/05
You don't know what the median is. Speculate if you must.
stimulating resort giraffe
  06/11/05
Neither do you. School doesn't rank or release such informa...
effete shivering roommate
  06/11/05
fuck, that's some curve
galvanic queen of the night
  06/11/05
Is it good or bad? I don't really know.
effete shivering roommate
  06/11/05
He doesn't know what he's talking about. 3.0 is worse than b...
stimulating resort giraffe
  06/11/05
How is that possible given that the curve forces classes to ...
effete shivering roommate
  06/11/05
How is that possible?
stimulating resort giraffe
  06/11/05
Add the minimums of Bs and B-s. That's 30%.
effete shivering roommate
  06/11/05
Yes. And imagine a section took two different classes - say,...
stimulating resort giraffe
  06/11/05
I'm lost. Sorry.
effete shivering roommate
  06/11/05
You have a 3.3. ~67% of every class gets a 3.33 or higher. Y...
stimulating resort giraffe
  06/11/05
45% minimum has a B+ or lower as well. The B+ is a broad gr...
effete shivering roommate
  06/11/05
You know it's nowhere near that. And 45% is still less than ...
stimulating resort giraffe
  06/11/05
Right, but if you add the maximums of A+, As and A-s you sti...
effete shivering roommate
  06/11/05
Most likely 2/3 of every class gets a B+ or higher (3.33). ...
stimulating resort giraffe
  06/11/05
B+ is the median grade. Hence median is about 3.33, fair en...
effete shivering roommate
  06/11/05
While B+ is the median grade, it's also the 35th percentile ...
stimulating resort giraffe
  06/11/05
How do you figure? I know, I'm stupid. Explain it to me.
effete shivering roommate
  06/11/05
Are you kidding me? http://www.law.northwestern.edu/career/...
stimulating resort giraffe
  06/11/05
Right, cum lauda indicates that top 30% is about 3.65 or so....
effete shivering roommate
  06/11/05
You really are a moron.
stimulating resort giraffe
  06/11/05
I have never, ever denied this. Which makes my success this...
effete shivering roommate
  06/11/05
If by success, you mean bottom half, then yes.
stimulating resort giraffe
  06/11/05
I got a 3.6 this semester. Now, I'll admit, if I had two 3....
effete shivering roommate
  06/11/05
What does it mean to you when you mindlessly parrot the fact...
stimulating resort giraffe
  06/11/05
Not much.
effete shivering roommate
  06/11/05
You have a cumulative gpa of ~3.3. Seeing as how that is bel...
stimulating resort giraffe
  06/11/05
he had a 3.6 this semester though. He kicked bottom half as...
razzmatazz balding alpha
  06/11/05
Okay, fine. I concede that I am in the bottom half of my cl...
effete shivering roommate
  06/11/05
Congrats!
hyperventilating multi-colored trailer park
  06/11/05
Thanks!
effete shivering roommate
  06/11/05
Wow. An absolutely fucking brutal bump. And for the re...
Heady Amethyst Ratface
  10/07/05
Yeah, cruel, but I have to admire it. Its a wonderful examp...
fuchsia blood rage telephone
  10/07/05
the mandy looking forward to biglaw bump was also good
histrionic tan jap stage
  10/07/05
...
Sapphire electric menage psychic
  10/07/05
I don't get it, but then again I don't know much about fish.
dashing carmine garrison
  10/07/05
He can't find a job despite being above the mean at NU.
Heady Amethyst Ratface
  10/07/05
oh, I thought it was just one of those cases where everybody...
dashing carmine garrison
  10/07/05
Its getting late. I still think he'll get something, but ...
Heady Amethyst Ratface
  10/07/05
ah ok. On an unrelated tangent, did Tony Graff decide to ...
dashing carmine garrison
  10/07/05
I don't know. I guess we'll see.
Heady Amethyst Ratface
  10/07/05
I was just confused by him changing his name to Jeff Francoe...
dashing carmine garrison
  10/07/05
link? has he complained about it lately?
rusted charismatic locale stain
  10/07/05
http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=273792&mc=71&...
cracking friendly grandma kitty
  10/07/05
I'm whining about it pretty much non-stop at this point.
effete shivering roommate
  10/07/05
And not without cause. I was whining without cause, and n...
Heady Amethyst Ratface
  10/07/05
And if I get a firm job I'll also feel bad. Kinda.
effete shivering roommate
  10/07/05
Fish is apparently having a shit time getting a job, I think...
rough-skinned location
  10/07/05
Bwhahahahhaha. 180^180.
cracking friendly grandma kitty
  10/07/05
I must admit, PWN3D by Stabby, the legal profession, and lif...
effete shivering roommate
  10/07/05
I think you are cooler than Mandy.
Mauve crusty cuckold home
  10/07/05
maybe you've commented on this already, but do you have any ...
beady-eyed mustard meetinghouse halford
  10/07/05
maybe its his shitty personality?
Abusive silver potus famous landscape painting
  10/07/05
I don't do anything at interviews that demonstrates this.
effete shivering roommate
  10/07/05
...............so you think!
Abusive silver potus famous landscape painting
  10/07/05
If you think I haven't been reviewing every moment of every ...
effete shivering roommate
  10/07/05
there has to be *some* explanation. thats the only one i can...
Abusive silver potus famous landscape painting
  10/07/05
I've thought of this too. But in reality I think I'm just t...
effete shivering roommate
  10/07/05
best of luck. youre kind of an asshole, but i think deep dow...
Abusive silver potus famous landscape painting
  10/07/05
"but do you have any idea at all why this is happening?...
effete shivering roommate
  10/07/05
I didn't bump this, FWIW.
Heady Amethyst Ratface
  10/07/05
I remember back in the day how he used to brag how he was vi...
Violet Boyish Main People
  10/07/05
HE and Mandy both. I am loving this shit.
Abusive silver potus famous landscape painting
  10/07/05
True. Hey, my understanding was that anything other than th...
effete shivering roommate
  10/07/05
maybe at hls or yls. not at fucking nu. come on, man!
Abusive silver potus famous landscape painting
  10/07/05
Give me a break - one does not have to be at HYS to be ensur...
effete shivering roommate
  10/07/05
"Give me a break - one does not have to be at HYS to be...
Harsh forum
  10/07/05
...
dead glittery knife tank
  11/07/05
and cornell
Soul-stirring saffron heaven
  11/07/05
Keep applying. I know people right now at Michigan with horr...
Frum cocky house nowag
  10/07/05
Good to know. Thanks for the info.
effete shivering roommate
  10/16/05
i.e. even fucking douchetards can land a job but this fucker...
Stirring nubile indirect expression temple
  10/19/05
Apparently, this was the credited response.
laughsome translucent gaping plaza
  06/01/07
I can't believe that this thread is only four months old. I...
filthy field background story
  10/16/05
Thanks for the bump, keep the faith brother.
brindle irradiated whorehouse
  10/16/05
Thank Stroooock.
filthy field background story
  10/16/05
Didn't the Meanest Fish end up unemployed? Is this as "...
Wonderful international law enforcement agency
  10/19/05
It doesn't matter, he's in a two-income household. http:...
Stirring nubile indirect expression temple
  10/19/05
lol
milky diverse puppy new version
  01/23/08
that's the point of the bump, dude.
fuchsia blood rage telephone
  10/19/05
Navy : Accelerate Your Life http://www.navy.com/ HTH
Vigorous blathering death wish
  10/19/05
I'd much prefer Army or Air Force.
effete shivering roommate
  10/19/05
You'd also prefer a Biglaw job but that ain't happenin' eith...
Stirring nubile indirect expression temple
  10/19/05
What about FBI or CIA ?
Vigorous blathering death wish
  10/19/05
I'd prefer FBI to CIA.
effete shivering roommate
  10/19/05
Thought of applying yet ?
Vigorous blathering death wish
  10/19/05
I want to finish mass mailing this week before going that ro...
effete shivering roommate
  10/19/05
pffft.
Light coldplay fan
  11/06/05
We'll see man, we'll see. My grades were good enough as a r...
effete shivering roommate
  11/06/05
Kill self. Just kidding. I am sure you'll land something soo...
salmon factory reset button
  11/06/05
Hey thanks.
effete shivering roommate
  11/06/05
LOL. November callbacks from a t14. Very impressive.
Light coldplay fan
  11/06/05
Who cares? If one gets an offer at solid NYC biglaw they ge...
effete shivering roommate
  11/06/05
Novemeber offer class fill-ins are the first in line for no ...
Light coldplay fan
  11/06/05
I'll deal with that hurdle when I come to it. Aside from wh...
effete shivering roommate
  11/06/05
Wrong.
laughsome translucent gaping plaza
  06/01/07
We should be building up his confidence instead of tearing h...
rough-skinned location
  11/06/05
AHAHAHAHA! PWN3D!
laughsome translucent gaping plaza
  06/01/07
Bump for the return of this two-headed waste of oxygen.
Violent Flushed Cruise Ship
  06/01/07
Um, thanks. Being reminded of awesome comebacks is always g...
laughsome translucent gaping plaza
  06/01/07
Being reminded of how you got to the median, and then had mo...
Violent Flushed Cruise Ship
  06/01/07
link?
yapping indigo range juggernaut
  06/01/07
See top of thread. 1st semester was a disaster (never to be...
laughsome translucent gaping plaza
  06/01/07
i was inquiring about the "then I screwed up bidding fo...
yapping indigo range juggernaut
  06/01/07
Well, not exactly. Getting a good firm job in the fall of 2...
laughsome translucent gaping plaza
  06/01/07
You reek of failure. I eagerly await being regaled with tale...
Violent Flushed Cruise Ship
  06/01/07
If I fail the NY Bar I'll just retake. Not that I intend to...
laughsome translucent gaping plaza
  06/01/07
Of course you don't intend to. But you will.
Violent Flushed Cruise Ship
  06/01/07
Like I said, that wouldn't be the end of the world. Shit li...
laughsome translucent gaping plaza
  06/01/07
Sweetie-pie, getting dinged at numerous callbacks and not ge...
Violent Flushed Cruise Ship
  06/01/07
It wasn't the only job available, I had more callbacks avail...
laughsome translucent gaping plaza
  06/01/07
"Somehow I doubt you're getting more than $160K+bonus i...
Violent Flushed Cruise Ship
  06/01/07
Not much, since you live in a crappier place and don't have ...
laughsome translucent gaping plaza
  06/01/07
ofmg, I didn't get a biglaw job until Thanksgiving and someo...
Drunken step-uncle's house place of business
  06/01/07
This guy seems pretty bitter. I suspect this is about more ...
laughsome translucent gaping plaza
  06/01/07
But you are still, and will always be, ugly.
exhilarant abnormal quadroon
  06/01/07
I seem to have done well in spite of teh fug.
laughsome translucent gaping plaza
  01/23/08
Why the fuck are you searching threads with your name going ...
Avocado talented internal respiration
  01/23/08
Poster below bumped it you fucking moron.
laughsome translucent gaping plaza
  01/23/08
...
pale nighttime pit round eye
  01/23/08
I feel good now. TY
Know-it-all public bath
  01/23/08
This bump gives me hope for second semester. Audacious hopes...
pale nighttime pit round eye
  01/23/08
It reminded me that I have to watch out for the gunners like...
Know-it-all public bath
  01/23/08


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Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:24 PM
Author: effete shivering roommate

Yep, the turnaround story of the year. Went from shitty, piss-poor 1st semester grades to a 3.6. From bottom 25% to soundly beating the curve. My cumulative is just over 3.3. I am so fucking psyched!

So take that RWA and everyone else who said I'd fail miserably.

Oh, and thanks people who said I'd turn it around.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914075)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:25 PM
Author: Trip hell

Your GPA is still shitty, though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914084)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:26 PM
Author: effete shivering roommate

Dude, its a fuckload better than a 3.0.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914093)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:26 PM
Author: Trip hell

yeah but it doesnt touch my 3.8

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914098)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:37 PM
Author: effete shivering roommate

Wow, well done. Mind if I ask what you do? Also, what school?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914216)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 5:00 PM
Author: iridescent titillating idiot gas station

hahaha!

no comment. what a classy bastard....3.8 and all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914937)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:26 PM
Author: Drab submissive travel guidebook

What do you attribute your success to? Did it just "click" all of a sudden, or did you take proactive measures that turned things around?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914090)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:26 PM
Author: Trip hell

he shoved a plunger up his ass before every exam

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914097)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:31 PM
Author: effete shivering roommate

Proactive measures.

- Was more active in class instead of just passively trying to take it in.

- Didn't outline. This may not be a good idea for many, but for me outlining wasted a ton of time and yielded little benefit.

- Talked to the prof before exams.

- Yeah, experience really helped me understand what is going on. 1st semester I was lost. Here I knew what to focus on.

- Improved my research and writing skills. One of my As was legal research and writing.

Note, that I'm still not anywhere near perfect. I got one B where I was sure I'd do better. Plus, I had classes where I was just better. 2/3 As were in elective classes with 2Ls and 3Ls there, and classes I simply knew a lot about coming in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914150)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:50 PM
Author: Drab submissive travel guidebook

two electives as a 1L? isn't that high?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914332)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:55 PM
Author: effete shivering roommate

Yeah, its as high as any school I know of. I'm pretty sure Penn has 2 as well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914374)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 9:01 PM
Author: Pearl Generalized Bond Site

Most Yale students take 4 electives as a 1L. HTH.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2916995)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 9:39 PM
Author: effete shivering roommate

I stand corrected. But Yale is kind of in a league of its own in every respect.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2917198)





Date: June 1st, 2007 1:04 AM
Author: shimmering vibrant market

where'd you do your ugrad? a state school?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#8195828)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:26 PM
Author: Geriatric twinkling uncleanness

Nice. Congratulations. What exactly did you change to do that much better (besides the one C class)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914099)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:27 PM
Author: Trip hell

he rimmed madame cunt before every test

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914111)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:31 PM
Author: effete shivering roommate

See above.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914159)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:28 PM
Author: Alcoholic faggotry

Congrats, glad that you managed to turn things around.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914121)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:32 PM
Author: effete shivering roommate

Thanks!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914162)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 4:08 PM
Author: comical laser beams boistinker

Congrats, Fish! And to think that you did it in spite of wasting oppressive amounts of time on XOXO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914525)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 4:09 PM
Author: effete shivering roommate

I know. And that's not even including time I spent on video games, driving back and forth between Urbana and Chicago, and other frivilous shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914541)





Date: October 7th, 2005 4:21 PM
Author: Light coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994413)





Date: October 7th, 2005 4:22 PM
Author: fuchsia blood rage telephone

I feel for the guy, but that's an A+ bump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994419)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:26 PM
Author: Passionate ladyboy school cafeteria

congratulations, I am concerned that I will be the reverse of above.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914094)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:27 PM
Author: Trip hell

if only you had the balls to go to detroit you might not fail all the time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914102)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:29 PM
Author: Passionate ladyboy school cafeteria

rest assured that if I am ever needed in detroit, I will not cower.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914133)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:32 PM
Author: effete shivering roommate

That's usually what I'm hearing. Lots of people who did great 1st semester doing worse. Don't worry, as long as its good enough to get a 2L summer job it doesn't matter. Then you can really slide (and many do).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914169)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:27 PM
Author: coral sanctuary old irish cottage

You should be relieved, because I'm gathering that Mandy is gonna be in total trophy wife mode in a few years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914103)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:28 PM
Author: plum corn cake persian

trophy wives dont have beagle tooth marks on their labia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914122)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:29 PM
Author: haunting canary chapel chad

What about cat teeth marks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914132)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:30 PM
Author: plum corn cake persian

you mean pussy pussy bites? those are fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914140)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:43 PM
Author: haunting canary chapel chad

Good then i'm all set.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914272)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:33 PM
Author: effete shivering roommate

"trophy wives dont have beagle tooth marks on their labia."

Fucking beagle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914172)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:33 PM
Author: coral sanctuary old irish cottage

haha The beagle gets more action than you!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914179)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:44 PM
Author: effete shivering roommate

What, you mean in Ohio? How would you know? Are you fucking Mandy's beagle?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914283)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:33 PM
Author: effete shivering roommate

She'll be fine, though right now she's depressed as hell.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914176)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:34 PM
Author: plum corn cake persian

how did she do?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914182)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:35 PM
Author: effete shivering roommate

Not so good, though slightly better than last semester.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914203)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:34 PM
Author: coral sanctuary old irish cottage

Is it because I called her a filthy no-good children-starvin' capitalist?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914186)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:36 PM
Author: effete shivering roommate

It really, really isn't.

Its more like because your GPA is higher than hers and it pains here. That, and you're chronically unemployed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914208)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:44 PM
Author: coral sanctuary old irish cottage

She has more reason to be upset for the reason I gave. Dumbass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914285)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:37 PM
Author: haunting canary chapel chad

Oh you aren't just mean to me? I feel better now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914219)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:38 PM
Author: effete shivering roommate

You care why? You'll get a legal job before she does and you haven't even started yet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914228)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:42 PM
Author: haunting canary chapel chad

I guess I don't care but I was wondering if I was worthy of the abuse most or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914266)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:44 PM
Author: effete shivering roommate

No, you're just around her more.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914279)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:46 PM
Author: haunting canary chapel chad

Bad news.

Edit: Congrats.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914303)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:49 PM
Author: effete shivering roommate

Thanks!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914330)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:50 PM
Author: filthy field background story

You follow her around on a leash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914334)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 4:02 PM
Author: Concupiscible dog poop windowlicker

Way to go, Fishdick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914452)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 4:05 PM
Author: effete shivering roommate

Thanks, I think.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914487)





Date: June 11th, 2005 9:08 PM
Author: razzmatazz balding alpha

haha!

your name's misspelled but I still like it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2989007)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 4:31 PM
Author: Lascivious Lavender Partner Love Of Her Life

congrats. what percent of the time does many visit you and what percent of the time do you go and visit her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914751)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 6:04 PM
Author: Sick Massive Doctorate

Nice job...Congrats!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2915557)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 9:09 PM
Author: Stubborn useless double fault
Subject: Fish-

Way to collect yourself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2917033)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 9:40 PM
Author: effete shivering roommate

Thanks. I have to admit, for a time I was getting concerned about a repeat - minus the C+.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2917204)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 9:25 PM
Author: costumed space philosopher-king

since when should someone be congratulated for being mediocre

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2917117)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 9:42 PM
Author: effete shivering roommate

You remember that stupid kid back in 5th grade who got the prize for "most improvement?" Yeah, well that's me.

Also, I want pre-laws to take this to heart in case they start out at the bottom of the class.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2917212)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 9:26 PM
Author: Wild weed whacker

good job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2917131)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 9:43 PM
Author: effete shivering roommate

Thanks Earl. How's life at biglaw?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2917217)





Date: June 11th, 2005 7:51 PM
Author: stimulating resort giraffe

You're probably still bottom half. Way to suck slightly less.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2988578)





Date: June 11th, 2005 8:29 PM
Author: effete shivering roommate

I'm right around median at the end of 1L. I'm satisfied, though obviously I'll work to keep improving. Given where I was at the end of 1st semester this definitely exceeded my expectations.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2988724)





Date: June 11th, 2005 8:30 PM
Author: stimulating resort giraffe

You don't know what the median is. Speculate if you must.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2988730)





Date: June 11th, 2005 8:32 PM
Author: effete shivering roommate

Neither do you. School doesn't rank or release such information. 3.6ish is around top 30%, 3.0 is around bottom 30% and 3.3 is around median. All anyone (except the administration) can do in terms of specifics is speculate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2988740)





Date: June 11th, 2005 8:34 PM
Author: galvanic queen of the night

fuck, that's some curve

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2988745)





Date: June 11th, 2005 8:37 PM
Author: effete shivering roommate

Is it good or bad? I don't really know.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2988758)





Date: June 11th, 2005 8:42 PM
Author: stimulating resort giraffe

He doesn't know what he's talking about. 3.0 is worse than bottom third. Probably more like bottom 15%.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2988786)





Date: June 11th, 2005 8:48 PM
Author: effete shivering roommate

How is that possible given that the curve forces classes to assign a minimum of 30% of the class Bs and B-s?

See: http://www.law.northwestern.edu/academics/grading_policy.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2988839)





Date: June 11th, 2005 8:51 PM
Author: stimulating resort giraffe

How is that possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2988860)





Date: June 11th, 2005 9:03 PM
Author: effete shivering roommate

Add the minimums of Bs and B-s. That's 30%.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2988953)





Date: June 11th, 2005 9:07 PM
Author: stimulating resort giraffe

Yes. And imagine a section took two different classes - say, contracts and torts. What if every person who got a B- in the first class got a B in the second? Now imagine that each student took, say...6 or 7 classes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2988992)





Date: June 11th, 2005 9:14 PM
Author: effete shivering roommate

I'm lost. Sorry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2989068)





Date: June 11th, 2005 9:16 PM
Author: stimulating resort giraffe

You have a 3.3. ~67% of every class gets a 3.33 or higher. You are bottom half.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2989079)





Date: June 11th, 2005 9:17 PM
Author: effete shivering roommate

45% minimum has a B+ or lower as well. The B+ is a broad grade.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2989098)





Date: June 11th, 2005 9:20 PM
Author: stimulating resort giraffe

You know it's nowhere near that. And 45% is still less than half, idiot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2989133)





Date: June 11th, 2005 9:27 PM
Author: effete shivering roommate

Right, but if you add the maximums of A+, As and A-s you still won't get 100%, you'll get 82%. Meaning that another 18% would need to get B+s or below to balance it. So no, that actually wouldn't work.

Regardless, since you want to win this so much I'll just let you. You're right. I'm below 50th percentile. I don't really care, given that I'll likely make a secondary journal and get a 2L firm job. And that's all that matters to me at this point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2989192)





Date: June 11th, 2005 8:38 PM
Author: stimulating resort giraffe

Most likely 2/3 of every class gets a B+ or higher (3.33).

I'd say you're in the bottom half.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2988762)





Date: June 11th, 2005 8:46 PM
Author: effete shivering roommate

B+ is the median grade. Hence median is about 3.33, fair enough. So I'm barely under 50th percentile if you want to split hairs. How this matters I really don't know. I'm only 1/3 of the way through. The 2 classes this summer should push be above the median.

Here's what does matter - I've figured out how to play the LS game. I'll likely get a 2L firm job. I'll likely get on a secondary journal. Given how I started I'm very happy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2988822)





Date: June 11th, 2005 8:48 PM
Author: stimulating resort giraffe

While B+ is the median grade, it's also the 35th percentile grade.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2988836)





Date: June 11th, 2005 8:51 PM
Author: effete shivering roommate

How do you figure? I know, I'm stupid. Explain it to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2988858)





Date: June 11th, 2005 8:52 PM
Author: stimulating resort giraffe

Are you kidding me?

http://www.law.northwestern.edu/career/clerkships/documents/grades.pdf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2988865)





Date: June 11th, 2005 9:07 PM
Author: effete shivering roommate

Right, cum lauda indicates that top 30% is about 3.65 or so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2988986)





Date: June 11th, 2005 9:08 PM
Author: stimulating resort giraffe

You really are a moron.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2988998)





Date: June 11th, 2005 9:12 PM
Author: effete shivering roommate

I have never, ever denied this. Which makes my success this semester all the more impressive I think!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2989047)





Date: June 11th, 2005 9:13 PM
Author: stimulating resort giraffe

If by success, you mean bottom half, then yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2989054)





Date: June 11th, 2005 9:16 PM
Author: effete shivering roommate

I got a 3.6 this semester. Now, I'll admit, if I had two 3.3s I'd be more concerned right now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2989085)





Date: June 11th, 2005 8:56 PM
Author: stimulating resort giraffe

What does it mean to you when you mindlessly parrot the fact that NU's 25th percentile salary is $125k?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2988891)





Date: June 11th, 2005 9:07 PM
Author: effete shivering roommate

Not much.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2988991)





Date: June 11th, 2005 9:14 PM
Author: stimulating resort giraffe

You have a cumulative gpa of ~3.3. Seeing as how that is below the median (or 40th percentile) for any single class, it's a real stretch to think you're not in the bottom half.

HTH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2989066)





Date: June 11th, 2005 9:17 PM
Author: razzmatazz balding alpha

he had a 3.6 this semester though. He kicked bottom half ass this semseter, which is pretty damn good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2989093)





Date: June 11th, 2005 9:19 PM
Author: effete shivering roommate

Okay, fine. I concede that I am in the bottom half of my class, though barely so (why? because it really doesn't matter). Nevertheless, as long as I keep doing what I did this semester I'll be fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2989124)





Date: June 11th, 2005 7:52 PM
Author: hyperventilating multi-colored trailer park

Congrats!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2988585)





Date: June 11th, 2005 8:29 PM
Author: effete shivering roommate

Thanks!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2988725)





Date: October 7th, 2005 4:24 PM
Author: Heady Amethyst Ratface

Wow.

An absolutely fucking brutal bump.

And for the record, I'm going to go ahead and help myself to your "turnaround story of the year" trophey.

Unbeknowest to me, my 1st semester grades would never in a million years have gotten me a job and, only by blind providence, my 2nd semester GPA came through and insured me employment.

Praise be to allah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994431)





Date: October 7th, 2005 4:25 PM
Author: fuchsia blood rage telephone

Yeah, cruel, but I have to admire it. Its a wonderful example of the art of pwnage by bump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994452)





Date: October 7th, 2005 4:26 PM
Author: histrionic tan jap stage

the mandy looking forward to biglaw bump was also good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994462)





Date: October 7th, 2005 4:42 PM
Author: Sapphire electric menage psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994615)





Date: October 7th, 2005 4:29 PM
Author: dashing carmine garrison

I don't get it, but then again I don't know much about fish.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994495)





Date: October 7th, 2005 4:30 PM
Author: Heady Amethyst Ratface

He can't find a job despite being above the mean at NU.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994502)





Date: October 7th, 2005 4:33 PM
Author: dashing carmine garrison

oh, I thought it was just one of those cases where everybody cries about not finding a job until they actually find a job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994541)





Date: October 7th, 2005 4:34 PM
Author: Heady Amethyst Ratface

Its getting late.

I still think he'll get something, but his concern is valid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994546)





Date: October 7th, 2005 4:36 PM
Author: dashing carmine garrison

ah ok.

On an unrelated tangent, did Tony Graff decide to just go ahead and leave?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994559)





Date: October 7th, 2005 4:39 PM
Author: Heady Amethyst Ratface

I don't know.

I guess we'll see.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994584)





Date: October 7th, 2005 4:41 PM
Author: dashing carmine garrison

I was just confused by him changing his name to Jeff Francoeur

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994600)





Date: October 7th, 2005 4:37 PM
Author: rusted charismatic locale stain

link? has he complained about it lately?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994567)





Date: October 7th, 2005 4:50 PM
Author: cracking friendly grandma kitty

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=273792&mc=71&forum_id=2

Midway down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994677)





Date: October 7th, 2005 5:01 PM
Author: effete shivering roommate

I'm whining about it pretty much non-stop at this point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994760)





Date: October 7th, 2005 5:07 PM
Author: Heady Amethyst Ratface

And not without cause.

I was whining without cause, and now I kind of feel bad. Kinda.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994832)





Date: October 7th, 2005 5:09 PM
Author: effete shivering roommate

And if I get a firm job I'll also feel bad. Kinda.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994842)





Date: October 7th, 2005 4:30 PM
Author: rough-skinned location

Fish is apparently having a shit time getting a job, I think.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994506)





Date: October 7th, 2005 4:51 PM
Author: cracking friendly grandma kitty

Bwhahahahhaha. 180^180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994683)





Date: October 7th, 2005 5:01 PM
Author: effete shivering roommate

I must admit, PWN3D by Stabby, the legal profession, and life as a whole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994766)





Date: October 7th, 2005 5:02 PM
Author: Mauve crusty cuckold home

I think you are cooler than Mandy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994779)





Date: October 7th, 2005 5:03 PM
Author: beady-eyed mustard meetinghouse halford

maybe you've commented on this already, but do you have any idea at all why this is happening? it's depressing to see someone with a good gpa at one of the top law schools in the country have no luck at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994782)





Date: October 7th, 2005 5:04 PM
Author: Abusive silver potus famous landscape painting

maybe its his shitty personality?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994792)





Date: October 7th, 2005 5:05 PM
Author: effete shivering roommate

I don't do anything at interviews that demonstrates this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994805)





Date: October 7th, 2005 5:05 PM
Author: Abusive silver potus famous landscape painting

...............so you think!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994808)





Date: October 7th, 2005 5:07 PM
Author: effete shivering roommate

If you think I haven't been reviewing every moment of every interview I've done then you're wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994828)





Date: October 7th, 2005 5:13 PM
Author: Abusive silver potus famous landscape painting

there has to be *some* explanation. thats the only one i can think of

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994866)





Date: October 7th, 2005 5:14 PM
Author: effete shivering roommate

I've thought of this too. But in reality I think I'm just to in the middle for everyone. IOW, there's always someone better in something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994880)





Date: October 7th, 2005 5:24 PM
Author: Abusive silver potus famous landscape painting

best of luck. youre kind of an asshole, but i think deep down youre a nice guy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994954)





Date: October 7th, 2005 5:04 PM
Author: effete shivering roommate

"but do you have any idea at all why this is happening?"

No. Which is perhaps the most furstrating thing of all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994801)





Date: October 7th, 2005 5:21 PM
Author: Heady Amethyst Ratface

I didn't bump this, FWIW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994932)





Date: October 7th, 2005 5:02 PM
Author: Violet Boyish Main People

I remember back in the day how he used to brag how he was virtually guaranteed a Biglaw job since he was accepted to NU. He may still get one eventually but he's being treated to a big slice of humble pie right now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994780)





Date: October 7th, 2005 5:03 PM
Author: Abusive silver potus famous landscape painting

HE and Mandy both. I am loving this shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994784)





Date: October 7th, 2005 5:03 PM
Author: effete shivering roommate

True. Hey, my understanding was that anything other than the bottom of a T14 meant a BIGLAW job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994790)





Date: October 7th, 2005 5:04 PM
Author: Abusive silver potus famous landscape painting

maybe at hls or yls. not at fucking nu. come on, man!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994797)





Date: October 7th, 2005 5:06 PM
Author: effete shivering roommate

Give me a break - one does not have to be at HYS to be ensured BIGLAW at the median. If that's true then law has truly become a TTT profession.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994819)





Date: October 7th, 2005 5:17 PM
Author: Harsh forum

"Give me a break - one does not have to be at HYS to be ensured BIGLAW at the median."

Guess again...very likely at CCN, but nowhere near certain anywhere else...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994910)





Date: November 7th, 2005 1:54 AM
Author: dead glittery knife tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4232384)





Date: November 7th, 2005 9:02 AM
Author: Soul-stirring saffron heaven

and cornell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4233131)





Date: October 7th, 2005 6:59 PM
Author: Frum cocky house nowag

Keep applying. I know people right now at Michigan with horrible grades who are having really good luck with sending out resumes to firms that don't come to campus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3995645)





Date: October 16th, 2005 4:12 AM
Author: effete shivering roommate

Good to know. Thanks for the info.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4058697)





Date: October 19th, 2005 11:33 AM
Author: Stirring nubile indirect expression temple

i.e. even fucking douchetards can land a job but this fucker can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4083864)





Date: June 1st, 2007 12:47 AM
Author: laughsome translucent gaping plaza

Apparently, this was the credited response.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#8195708)





Date: October 16th, 2005 4:15 AM
Author: filthy field background story

I can't believe that this thread is only four months old. It feels as though a year has passed since I last saw it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4058706)





Date: October 16th, 2005 4:16 AM
Author: brindle irradiated whorehouse

Thanks for the bump, keep the faith brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4058709)





Date: October 16th, 2005 4:18 AM
Author: filthy field background story

Thank Stroooock.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4058717)





Date: October 19th, 2005 11:36 AM
Author: Wonderful international law enforcement agency

Didn't the Meanest Fish end up unemployed? Is this as "feel good" as it used to be?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4083878)





Date: October 19th, 2005 11:38 AM
Author: Stirring nubile indirect expression temple

It doesn't matter, he's in a two-income household.

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&mc=173&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4083896)





Date: January 23rd, 2008 6:05 AM
Author: milky diverse puppy new version

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#9207989)





Date: October 19th, 2005 11:43 AM
Author: fuchsia blood rage telephone

that's the point of the bump, dude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4083929)





Date: October 19th, 2005 11:42 AM
Author: Vigorous blathering death wish

Navy : Accelerate Your Life http://www.navy.com/

HTH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4083920)





Date: October 19th, 2005 11:49 AM
Author: effete shivering roommate

I'd much prefer Army or Air Force.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4083989)





Date: October 19th, 2005 11:50 AM
Author: Stirring nubile indirect expression temple

You'd also prefer a Biglaw job but that ain't happenin' either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4083997)





Date: October 19th, 2005 11:50 AM
Author: Vigorous blathering death wish

What about FBI or CIA ?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4083998)





Date: October 19th, 2005 11:52 AM
Author: effete shivering roommate

I'd prefer FBI to CIA.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4084015)





Date: October 19th, 2005 11:56 AM
Author: Vigorous blathering death wish

Thought of applying yet ?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4084055)





Date: October 19th, 2005 11:58 AM
Author: effete shivering roommate

I want to finish mass mailing this week before going that route. I'll send out the last 20 apps for NYC before moving on to LA/SFO. And I'll try a few more cities too, maybe someone will bite.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4084064)





Date: November 6th, 2005 12:01 PM
Author: Light coldplay fan

pffft.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4225580)





Date: November 6th, 2005 12:09 PM
Author: effete shivering roommate

We'll see man, we'll see. My grades were good enough as a result of that semester to get me these callbacks. That already something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4225613)





Date: November 6th, 2005 12:11 PM
Author: salmon factory reset button

Kill self. Just kidding. I am sure you'll land something soon. Good luck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4225620)





Date: November 6th, 2005 12:15 PM
Author: effete shivering roommate

Hey thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4225640)





Date: November 6th, 2005 12:14 PM
Author: Light coldplay fan

LOL. November callbacks from a t14. Very impressive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4225634)





Date: November 6th, 2005 12:15 PM
Author: effete shivering roommate

Who cares? If one gets an offer at solid NYC biglaw they get that offer. It doesn't matter when that offer comes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4225642)





Date: November 6th, 2005 12:26 PM
Author: Light coldplay fan

Novemeber offer class fill-ins are the first in line for no permanent offer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4225683)





Date: November 6th, 2005 12:39 PM
Author: effete shivering roommate

I'll deal with that hurdle when I come to it. Aside from which all of the firms I'm interviewing at have a near 100% offer rate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4225766)





Date: June 1st, 2007 12:45 AM
Author: laughsome translucent gaping plaza

Wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#8195694)





Date: November 6th, 2005 1:13 PM
Author: rough-skinned location

We should be building up his confidence instead of tearing him down.

It will make it that much sweeter when he gets rejected.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4225931)





Date: June 1st, 2007 12:45 AM
Author: laughsome translucent gaping plaza

AHAHAHAHA! PWN3D!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#8195690)





Date: June 1st, 2007 12:24 AM
Author: Violent Flushed Cruise Ship

Bump for the return of this two-headed waste of oxygen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#8195511)





Date: June 1st, 2007 12:30 AM
Author: laughsome translucent gaping plaza

Um, thanks. Being reminded of awesome comebacks is always good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#8195551)





Date: June 1st, 2007 12:31 AM
Author: Violent Flushed Cruise Ship

Being reminded of how you got to the median, and then had more trouble landing a job than anyone at your school?

You set a high bar, friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#8195561)





Date: June 1st, 2007 12:34 AM
Author: yapping indigo range juggernaut

link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#8195580)





Date: June 1st, 2007 12:43 AM
Author: laughsome translucent gaping plaza

See top of thread. 1st semester was a disaster (never to be repeated), 2nd semester was much better, then I screwed up bidding for OCI, then I salvaged everything late in the game. While incredibly stressful all's well that ends well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#8195672)





Date: June 1st, 2007 12:50 AM
Author: yapping indigo range juggernaut

i was inquiring about the "then I screwed up bidding for OCI, then I salvaged everything late in the game" part.

but thanks for responding. i get a general idea now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#8195733)





Date: June 1st, 2007 12:36 AM
Author: laughsome translucent gaping plaza

Well, not exactly. Getting a good firm job in the fall of 2L year isn't having "more trouble landing a job than anyone at your school." Some people don't get the biglaw firm they want at all for 2L summer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#8195595)





Date: June 1st, 2007 12:42 AM
Author: Violent Flushed Cruise Ship

You reek of failure. I eagerly await being regaled with tales of your failure of the N.Y. Bar. Promise to report back with your explicit suicide plans?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#8195653)





Date: June 1st, 2007 12:44 AM
Author: laughsome translucent gaping plaza

If I fail the NY Bar I'll just retake. Not that I intend to fail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#8195681)





Date: June 1st, 2007 12:45 AM
Author: Violent Flushed Cruise Ship

Of course you don't intend to.

But you will.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#8195695)





Date: June 1st, 2007 12:49 AM
Author: laughsome translucent gaping plaza

Like I said, that wouldn't be the end of the world. Shit like that can happen to anyone. But you nay-sayers crack me up. Read this thread where my failure has been predicted many times over.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#8195728)





Date: June 1st, 2007 12:52 AM
Author: Violent Flushed Cruise Ship

Sweetie-pie, getting dinged at numerous callbacks and not getting a job until nearly Thanksgiving IS failure. Taking the ONLY job that was available to you IS failure. Most of us here had multiple options.

Being with that worthless leech IS failure. Enjoy sharing 160k in NYC.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#8195746)





Date: June 1st, 2007 1:01 AM
Author: laughsome translucent gaping plaza

It wasn't the only job available, I had more callbacks available to me. I just really liked the firm, canceled/rejected the other callbacks, and stuck with the firm where I had an offer. Ironically, the best firms actually gave me call backs late in the game. The earlier callback firms were pretty mediocre (again, poor bidding results during OCI). I also didn't interview in 3L because I liked my 2L firm.

That's not what failure is. Failure is not getting a decent job. Period. But feel free to keep telling yourself that your shit smells sweeter than mine.

Somehow I doubt you're getting more than $160K+bonus in NYC.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#8195807)





Date: June 1st, 2007 1:05 AM
Author: Violent Flushed Cruise Ship

"Somehow I doubt you're getting more than $160K+bonus in NYC."

If I'm getting 160k+ bonus in another city with a lower COL, and not sharing it with an ugly money-grubbing little midget, how much is that worth?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#8195837)





Date: June 1st, 2007 1:14 AM
Author: laughsome translucent gaping plaza

Not much, since you live in a crappier place and don't have an awesome relationship. Sorry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#8195889)





Date: June 1st, 2007 1:13 AM
Author: Drunken step-uncle's house place of business

ofmg, I didn't get a biglaw job until Thanksgiving and someone else got one in Sept. omfg -killself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#8195877)





Date: June 1st, 2007 1:16 AM
Author: laughsome translucent gaping plaza

This guy seems pretty bitter. I suspect this is about more than when we got our jobs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#8195896)





Date: June 1st, 2007 5:14 PM
Author: exhilarant abnormal quadroon

But you are still, and will always be, ugly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#8198148)





Date: January 23rd, 2008 4:38 AM
Author: laughsome translucent gaping plaza

I seem to have done well in spite of teh fug.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#9207930)





Date: January 23rd, 2008 4:54 AM
Author: Avocado talented internal respiration

Why the fuck are you searching threads with your name going back to 2005.

Get the fuck over yourself you megalomaniacal fuckhead.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#9207957)





Date: January 23rd, 2008 5:08 AM
Author: laughsome translucent gaping plaza

Poster below bumped it you fucking moron.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#9207966)





Date: January 23rd, 2008 1:17 AM
Author: pale nighttime pit round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#9206999)





Date: January 23rd, 2008 8:49 AM
Author: Know-it-all public bath

I feel good now. TY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#9208144)





Date: January 23rd, 2008 9:08 AM
Author: pale nighttime pit round eye

This bump gives me hope for second semester. Audacious hopes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#9208180)





Date: January 23rd, 2008 9:11 AM
Author: Know-it-all public bath

It reminded me that I have to watch out for the gunners like MF who got pwned first semester.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#9208196)