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Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:24 PM Author: Ivory Plaza Toaster
Yep, the turnaround story of the year. Went from shitty, piss-poor 1st semester grades to a 3.6. From bottom 25% to soundly beating the curve. My cumulative is just over 3.3. I am so fucking psyched!
So take that RWA and everyone else who said I'd fail miserably.
Oh, and thanks people who said I'd turn it around.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914075) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2005 5:00 PM Author: Emerald business firm gaming laptop
hahaha!
no comment. what a classy bastard....3.8 and all.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914937) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:31 PM Author: Ivory Plaza Toaster
Proactive measures.
- Was more active in class instead of just passively trying to take it in.
- Didn't outline. This may not be a good idea for many, but for me outlining wasted a ton of time and yielded little benefit.
- Talked to the prof before exams.
- Yeah, experience really helped me understand what is going on. 1st semester I was lost. Here I knew what to focus on.
- Improved my research and writing skills. One of my As was legal research and writing.
Note, that I'm still not anywhere near perfect. I got one B where I was sure I'd do better. Plus, I had classes where I was just better. 2/3 As were in elective classes with 2Ls and 3Ls there, and classes I simply knew a lot about coming in.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914150) |
Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:26 PM Author: Indecent Shivering Cumskin
congratulations, I am concerned that I will be the reverse of above.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914094) |
Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:27 PM Author: Fluffy Magical Hissy Fit
You should be relieved, because I'm gathering that Mandy is gonna be in total trophy wife mode in a few years.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914103) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:33 PM Author: Ivory Plaza Toaster
"trophy wives dont have beagle tooth marks on their labia."
Fucking beagle.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914172) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:36 PM Author: Ivory Plaza Toaster
It really, really isn't.
Its more like because your GPA is higher than hers and it pains here. That, and you're chronically unemployed.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914208) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:46 PM Author: Cordovan very tactful address
Bad news.
Edit: Congrats.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914303) |
Date: June 2nd, 2005 4:02 PM Author: Bossy Goal In Life Forum
Way to go, Fishdick.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914452) |
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Date: June 11th, 2005 9:08 PM Author: marvelous antidepressant drug idea he suggested
haha!
your name's misspelled but I still like it
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2989007) |
Date: June 2nd, 2005 4:31 PM Author: Wine ungodly coffee pot jewess
congrats. what percent of the time does many visit you and what percent of the time do you go and visit her.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914751) |
Date: June 2nd, 2005 6:04 PM Author: Rebellious topaz trailer park
Nice job...Congrats!
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2915557) |
Date: June 2nd, 2005 9:25 PM Author: Floppy Indian Lodge
since when should someone be congratulated for being mediocre
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2917117) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2005 9:42 PM Author: Ivory Plaza Toaster
You remember that stupid kid back in 5th grade who got the prize for "most improvement?" Yeah, well that's me.
Also, I want pre-laws to take this to heart in case they start out at the bottom of the class.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2917212) |
Date: June 2nd, 2005 9:26 PM Author: big jade persian rigor
good job.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2917131) |
Date: June 11th, 2005 7:51 PM Author: canary arousing area
You're probably still bottom half. Way to suck slightly less.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2988578) |
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Date: June 11th, 2005 9:27 PM Author: Ivory Plaza Toaster
Right, but if you add the maximums of A+, As and A-s you still won't get 100%, you'll get 82%. Meaning that another 18% would need to get B+s or below to balance it. So no, that actually wouldn't work.
Regardless, since you want to win this so much I'll just let you. You're right. I'm below 50th percentile. I don't really care, given that I'll likely make a secondary journal and get a 2L firm job. And that's all that matters to me at this point.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2989192) |
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Date: June 11th, 2005 8:38 PM Author: canary arousing area
Most likely 2/3 of every class gets a B+ or higher (3.33).
I'd say you're in the bottom half.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2988762) |
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Date: June 11th, 2005 8:46 PM Author: Ivory Plaza Toaster
B+ is the median grade. Hence median is about 3.33, fair enough. So I'm barely under 50th percentile if you want to split hairs. How this matters I really don't know. I'm only 1/3 of the way through. The 2 classes this summer should push be above the median.
Here's what does matter - I've figured out how to play the LS game. I'll likely get a 2L firm job. I'll likely get on a secondary journal. Given how I started I'm very happy.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2988822) |
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Date: June 11th, 2005 9:14 PM Author: canary arousing area
You have a cumulative gpa of ~3.3. Seeing as how that is below the median (or 40th percentile) for any single class, it's a real stretch to think you're not in the bottom half.
HTH
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2989066) |
Date: June 11th, 2005 7:52 PM Author: doobsian fantasy-prone cruise ship coldplay fan
Congrats!
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2988585) |
Date: October 7th, 2005 4:24 PM Author: chestnut spectacular stage kitty
Wow.
An absolutely fucking brutal bump.
And for the record, I'm going to go ahead and help myself to your "turnaround story of the year" trophey.
Unbeknowest to me, my 1st semester grades would never in a million years have gotten me a job and, only by blind providence, my 2nd semester GPA came through and insured me employment.
Praise be to allah.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994431) |
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Date: October 7th, 2005 4:34 PM Author: chestnut spectacular stage kitty
Its getting late.
I still think he'll get something, but his concern is valid.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994546) |
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Date: October 7th, 2005 4:36 PM Author: Disrespectful fighting menage party of the first part
ah ok.
On an unrelated tangent, did Tony Graff decide to just go ahead and leave?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994559) |
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Date: October 7th, 2005 4:39 PM Author: chestnut spectacular stage kitty
I don't know.
I guess we'll see.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994584) |
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Date: October 7th, 2005 5:07 PM Author: chestnut spectacular stage kitty
And not without cause.
I was whining without cause, and now I kind of feel bad. Kinda.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994832) |
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Date: October 7th, 2005 5:09 PM Author: Ivory Plaza Toaster
And if I get a firm job I'll also feel bad. Kinda.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994842)
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Date: October 7th, 2005 4:51 PM Author: lascivious kink-friendly hall
Bwhahahahhaha. 180^180.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994683) |
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Date: October 7th, 2005 5:04 PM Author: Ivory Plaza Toaster
"but do you have any idea at all why this is happening?"
No. Which is perhaps the most furstrating thing of all.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994801) |
Date: October 7th, 2005 5:02 PM Author: Racy crotch lay
I remember back in the day how he used to brag how he was virtually guaranteed a Biglaw job since he was accepted to NU. He may still get one eventually but he's being treated to a big slice of humble pie right now.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994780) |
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Date: October 7th, 2005 5:17 PM Author: Boyish Drunken Legal Warrant Skinny Woman
"Give me a break - one does not have to be at HYS to be ensured BIGLAW at the median."
Guess again...very likely at CCN, but nowhere near certain anywhere else...
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994910) |
Date: October 7th, 2005 6:59 PM Author: startled pisswyrm house
Keep applying. I know people right now at Michigan with horrible grades who are having really good luck with sending out resumes to firms that don't come to campus.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3995645) |
Date: October 16th, 2005 4:15 AM Author: medicated shimmering liquid oxygen whorehouse
I can't believe that this thread is only four months old. It feels as though a year has passed since I last saw it.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4058706) |
Date: October 19th, 2005 11:42 AM Author: exhilarant cocky principal's office therapy
Navy : Accelerate Your Life http://www.navy.com/
HTH
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4083920) |
Date: November 6th, 2005 12:01 PM Author: sepia vigorous roommate
pffft.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4225580) |
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Date: November 6th, 2005 1:13 PM Author: thirsty azure station telephone
We should be building up his confidence instead of tearing him down.
It will make it that much sweeter when he gets rejected.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4225931) |
Date: June 1st, 2007 12:24 AM Author: French rose school elastic band
Bump for the return of this two-headed waste of oxygen.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#8195511) |
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Date: June 1st, 2007 12:31 AM Author: French rose school elastic band
Being reminded of how you got to the median, and then had more trouble landing a job than anyone at your school?
You set a high bar, friend.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#8195561) |
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Date: June 1st, 2007 12:50 AM Author: Domesticated thriller becky half-breed
i was inquiring about the "then I screwed up bidding for OCI, then I salvaged everything late in the game" part.
but thanks for responding. i get a general idea now.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#8195733) |
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Date: June 1st, 2007 12:45 AM Author: French rose school elastic band
Of course you don't intend to.
But you will.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#8195695) |
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Date: June 1st, 2007 12:49 AM Author: elite bbw brunch
Like I said, that wouldn't be the end of the world. Shit like that can happen to anyone. But you nay-sayers crack me up. Read this thread where my failure has been predicted many times over.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#8195728)
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Date: June 1st, 2007 12:52 AM Author: French rose school elastic band
Sweetie-pie, getting dinged at numerous callbacks and not getting a job until nearly Thanksgiving IS failure. Taking the ONLY job that was available to you IS failure. Most of us here had multiple options.
Being with that worthless leech IS failure. Enjoy sharing 160k in NYC.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#8195746) |
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Date: June 1st, 2007 1:01 AM Author: elite bbw brunch
It wasn't the only job available, I had more callbacks available to me. I just really liked the firm, canceled/rejected the other callbacks, and stuck with the firm where I had an offer. Ironically, the best firms actually gave me call backs late in the game. The earlier callback firms were pretty mediocre (again, poor bidding results during OCI). I also didn't interview in 3L because I liked my 2L firm.
That's not what failure is. Failure is not getting a decent job. Period. But feel free to keep telling yourself that your shit smells sweeter than mine.
Somehow I doubt you're getting more than $160K+bonus in NYC.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#8195807)
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Date: June 1st, 2007 1:05 AM Author: French rose school elastic band
"Somehow I doubt you're getting more than $160K+bonus in NYC."
If I'm getting 160k+ bonus in another city with a lower COL, and not sharing it with an ugly money-grubbing little midget, how much is that worth?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#8195837) |
Date: June 1st, 2007 5:14 PM Author: glassy electric marketing idea
But you are still, and will always be, ugly.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#8198148) |
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Date: January 23rd, 2008 4:54 AM Author: Self-absorbed Ceo
Why the fuck are you searching threads with your name going back to 2005.
Get the fuck over yourself you megalomaniacal fuckhead.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#9207957) |
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I feel good now. TY
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#9208144) |
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