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Meanest Fish - The Feel Good Story of 1L

Yep, the turnaround story of the year. Went from shitty, pi...
chestnut hairraiser step-uncle's house hominid
  06/02/05
Your GPA is still shitty, though.
Zippy excitant national security agency nursing home
  06/02/05
Dude, its a fuckload better than a 3.0.
chestnut hairraiser step-uncle's house hominid
  06/02/05
yeah but it doesnt touch my 3.8
Zippy excitant national security agency nursing home
  06/02/05
Wow, well done. Mind if I ask what you do? Also, what scho...
chestnut hairraiser step-uncle's house hominid
  06/02/05
hahaha! no comment. what a classy bastard....3.8 and all.
stimulating slate patrolman cuck
  06/02/05
What do you attribute your success to? Did it just "cl...
silver trust fund ratface
  06/02/05
he shoved a plunger up his ass before every exam
Zippy excitant national security agency nursing home
  06/02/05
Proactive measures. - Was more active in class instead of...
chestnut hairraiser step-uncle's house hominid
  06/02/05
two electives as a 1L? isn't that high?
silver trust fund ratface
  06/02/05
Yeah, its as high as any school I know of. I'm pretty sure ...
chestnut hairraiser step-uncle's house hominid
  06/02/05
Most Yale students take 4 electives as a 1L. HTH.
mind-boggling fighting pisswyrm
  06/02/05
I stand corrected. But Yale is kind of in a league of its o...
chestnut hairraiser step-uncle's house hominid
  06/02/05
where'd you do your ugrad? a state school?
cobalt lay
  06/01/07
Nice. Congratulations. What exactly did you change to do tha...
adventurous arrogant roast beef
  06/02/05
he rimmed madame cunt before every test
Zippy excitant national security agency nursing home
  06/02/05
See above.
chestnut hairraiser step-uncle's house hominid
  06/02/05
Congrats, glad that you managed to turn things around.
Apoplectic Amethyst Goal In Life
  06/02/05
Thanks!
chestnut hairraiser step-uncle's house hominid
  06/02/05
Congrats, Fish! And to think that you did it in spite of wa...
Cerise comical parlour quadroon
  06/02/05
I know. And that's not even including time I spent on video...
chestnut hairraiser step-uncle's house hominid
  06/02/05
...
Sick Roommate
  10/07/05
I feel for the guy, but that's an A+ bump.
Violent temple
  10/07/05
congratulations, I am concerned that I will be the reverse o...
Impertinent violet market shitlib
  06/02/05
if only you had the balls to go to detroit you might not fai...
Zippy excitant national security agency nursing home
  06/02/05
rest assured that if I am ever needed in detroit, I will not...
Impertinent violet market shitlib
  06/02/05
That's usually what I'm hearing. Lots of people who did gre...
chestnut hairraiser step-uncle's house hominid
  06/02/05
You should be relieved, because I'm gathering that Mandy is ...
coral stag film
  06/02/05
trophy wives dont have beagle tooth marks on their labia.
razzle-dazzle mildly autistic doctorate ape
  06/02/05
What about cat teeth marks?
hyperactive prole
  06/02/05
you mean pussy pussy bites? those are fine.
razzle-dazzle mildly autistic doctorate ape
  06/02/05
Good then i'm all set.
hyperactive prole
  06/02/05
"trophy wives dont have beagle tooth marks on their lab...
chestnut hairraiser step-uncle's house hominid
  06/02/05
haha The beagle gets more action than you!
coral stag film
  06/02/05
What, you mean in Ohio? How would you know? Are you fuckin...
chestnut hairraiser step-uncle's house hominid
  06/02/05
She'll be fine, though right now she's depressed as hell.
chestnut hairraiser step-uncle's house hominid
  06/02/05
how did she do?
razzle-dazzle mildly autistic doctorate ape
  06/02/05
Not so good, though slightly better than last semester.
chestnut hairraiser step-uncle's house hominid
  06/02/05
Is it because I called her a filthy no-good children-starvin...
coral stag film
  06/02/05
It really, really isn't. Its more like because your GPA i...
chestnut hairraiser step-uncle's house hominid
  06/02/05
She has more reason to be upset for the reason I gave. Dumba...
coral stag film
  06/02/05
Oh you aren't just mean to me? I feel better now.
hyperactive prole
  06/02/05
You care why? You'll get a legal job before she does and yo...
chestnut hairraiser step-uncle's house hominid
  06/02/05
I guess I don't care but I was wondering if I was worthy of ...
hyperactive prole
  06/02/05
No, you're just around her more.
chestnut hairraiser step-uncle's house hominid
  06/02/05
Bad news. Edit: Congrats.
hyperactive prole
  06/02/05
Thanks!
chestnut hairraiser step-uncle's house hominid
  06/02/05
You follow her around on a leash.
plum kitchen
  06/02/05
Way to go, Fishdick.
Poppy Well-lubricated Hissy Fit
  06/02/05
Thanks, I think.
chestnut hairraiser step-uncle's house hominid
  06/02/05
haha! your name's misspelled but I still like it
Heady ticket booth
  06/11/05
congrats. what percent of the time does many visit you and w...
flushed background story
  06/02/05
Nice job...Congrats!
Wonderful crusty love of her life
  06/02/05
Fish-
Mint motley becky
  06/02/05
Thanks. I have to admit, for a time I was getting concerned...
chestnut hairraiser step-uncle's house hominid
  06/02/05
since when should someone be congratulated for being medio...
Sadistic Thriller Forum Selfie
  06/02/05
You remember that stupid kid back in 5th grade who got the p...
chestnut hairraiser step-uncle's house hominid
  06/02/05
good job.
rusted marvelous property
  06/02/05
Thanks Earl. How's life at biglaw?
chestnut hairraiser step-uncle's house hominid
  06/02/05
You're probably still bottom half. Way to suck slightly less...
Topaz Mexican Hall
  06/11/05
I'm right around median at the end of 1L. I'm satisfied, th...
chestnut hairraiser step-uncle's house hominid
  06/11/05
You don't know what the median is. Speculate if you must.
Topaz Mexican Hall
  06/11/05
Neither do you. School doesn't rank or release such informa...
chestnut hairraiser step-uncle's house hominid
  06/11/05
fuck, that's some curve
Swashbuckling medicated principal's office double fault
  06/11/05
Is it good or bad? I don't really know.
chestnut hairraiser step-uncle's house hominid
  06/11/05
He doesn't know what he's talking about. 3.0 is worse than b...
Topaz Mexican Hall
  06/11/05
How is that possible given that the curve forces classes to ...
chestnut hairraiser step-uncle's house hominid
  06/11/05
How is that possible?
Topaz Mexican Hall
  06/11/05
Add the minimums of Bs and B-s. That's 30%.
chestnut hairraiser step-uncle's house hominid
  06/11/05
Yes. And imagine a section took two different classes - say,...
Topaz Mexican Hall
  06/11/05
I'm lost. Sorry.
chestnut hairraiser step-uncle's house hominid
  06/11/05
You have a 3.3. ~67% of every class gets a 3.33 or higher. Y...
Topaz Mexican Hall
  06/11/05
45% minimum has a B+ or lower as well. The B+ is a broad gr...
chestnut hairraiser step-uncle's house hominid
  06/11/05
You know it's nowhere near that. And 45% is still less than ...
Topaz Mexican Hall
  06/11/05
Right, but if you add the maximums of A+, As and A-s you sti...
chestnut hairraiser step-uncle's house hominid
  06/11/05
Most likely 2/3 of every class gets a B+ or higher (3.33). ...
Topaz Mexican Hall
  06/11/05
B+ is the median grade. Hence median is about 3.33, fair en...
chestnut hairraiser step-uncle's house hominid
  06/11/05
While B+ is the median grade, it's also the 35th percentile ...
Topaz Mexican Hall
  06/11/05
How do you figure? I know, I'm stupid. Explain it to me.
chestnut hairraiser step-uncle's house hominid
  06/11/05
Are you kidding me? http://www.law.northwestern.edu/career/...
Topaz Mexican Hall
  06/11/05
Right, cum lauda indicates that top 30% is about 3.65 or so....
chestnut hairraiser step-uncle's house hominid
  06/11/05
You really are a moron.
Topaz Mexican Hall
  06/11/05
I have never, ever denied this. Which makes my success this...
chestnut hairraiser step-uncle's house hominid
  06/11/05
If by success, you mean bottom half, then yes.
Topaz Mexican Hall
  06/11/05
I got a 3.6 this semester. Now, I'll admit, if I had two 3....
chestnut hairraiser step-uncle's house hominid
  06/11/05
What does it mean to you when you mindlessly parrot the fact...
Topaz Mexican Hall
  06/11/05
Not much.
chestnut hairraiser step-uncle's house hominid
  06/11/05
You have a cumulative gpa of ~3.3. Seeing as how that is bel...
Topaz Mexican Hall
  06/11/05
he had a 3.6 this semester though. He kicked bottom half as...
Heady ticket booth
  06/11/05
Okay, fine. I concede that I am in the bottom half of my cl...
chestnut hairraiser step-uncle's house hominid
  06/11/05
Congrats!
Fishy house old irish cottage
  06/11/05
Thanks!
chestnut hairraiser step-uncle's house hominid
  06/11/05
Wow. An absolutely fucking brutal bump. And for the re...
haunting fortuitous meteor station
  10/07/05
Yeah, cruel, but I have to admire it. Its a wonderful examp...
Violent temple
  10/07/05
the mandy looking forward to biglaw bump was also good
House-broken stubborn cuckoldry
  10/07/05
...
green sweet tailpipe shrine
  10/07/05
I don't get it, but then again I don't know much about fish.
supple khaki philosopher-king rigor
  10/07/05
He can't find a job despite being above the mean at NU.
haunting fortuitous meteor station
  10/07/05
oh, I thought it was just one of those cases where everybody...
supple khaki philosopher-king rigor
  10/07/05
Its getting late. I still think he'll get something, but ...
haunting fortuitous meteor station
  10/07/05
ah ok. On an unrelated tangent, did Tony Graff decide to ...
supple khaki philosopher-king rigor
  10/07/05
I don't know. I guess we'll see.
haunting fortuitous meteor station
  10/07/05
I was just confused by him changing his name to Jeff Francoe...
supple khaki philosopher-king rigor
  10/07/05
link? has he complained about it lately?
brilliant contagious famous landscape painting chad
  10/07/05
http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=273792&mc=71&...
federal indirect expression
  10/07/05
I'm whining about it pretty much non-stop at this point.
chestnut hairraiser step-uncle's house hominid
  10/07/05
And not without cause. I was whining without cause, and n...
haunting fortuitous meteor station
  10/07/05
And if I get a firm job I'll also feel bad. Kinda.
chestnut hairraiser step-uncle's house hominid
  10/07/05
Fish is apparently having a shit time getting a job, I think...
alcoholic balding resort
  10/07/05
Bwhahahahhaha. 180^180.
federal indirect expression
  10/07/05
I must admit, PWN3D by Stabby, the legal profession, and lif...
chestnut hairraiser step-uncle's house hominid
  10/07/05
I think you are cooler than Mandy.
Claret Parlor Depressive
  10/07/05
maybe you've commented on this already, but do you have any ...
Lemon razzle school coldplay fan
  10/07/05
maybe its his shitty personality?
frum juggernaut
  10/07/05
I don't do anything at interviews that demonstrates this.
chestnut hairraiser step-uncle's house hominid
  10/07/05
...............so you think!
frum juggernaut
  10/07/05
If you think I haven't been reviewing every moment of every ...
chestnut hairraiser step-uncle's house hominid
  10/07/05
there has to be *some* explanation. thats the only one i can...
frum juggernaut
  10/07/05
I've thought of this too. But in reality I think I'm just t...
chestnut hairraiser step-uncle's house hominid
  10/07/05
best of luck. youre kind of an asshole, but i think deep dow...
frum juggernaut
  10/07/05
"but do you have any idea at all why this is happening?...
chestnut hairraiser step-uncle's house hominid
  10/07/05
I didn't bump this, FWIW.
haunting fortuitous meteor station
  10/07/05
I remember back in the day how he used to brag how he was vi...
ultramarine codepig
  10/07/05
HE and Mandy both. I am loving this shit.
frum juggernaut
  10/07/05
True. Hey, my understanding was that anything other than th...
chestnut hairraiser step-uncle's house hominid
  10/07/05
maybe at hls or yls. not at fucking nu. come on, man!
frum juggernaut
  10/07/05
Give me a break - one does not have to be at HYS to be ensur...
chestnut hairraiser step-uncle's house hominid
  10/07/05
"Give me a break - one does not have to be at HYS to be...
Turquoise Volcanic Crater
  10/07/05
...
cracking university wrinkle
  11/07/05
and cornell
azure dragon
  11/07/05
Keep applying. I know people right now at Michigan with horr...
maniacal ceo
  10/07/05
Good to know. Thanks for the info.
chestnut hairraiser step-uncle's house hominid
  10/16/05
i.e. even fucking douchetards can land a job but this fucker...
doobsian karate
  10/19/05
Apparently, this was the credited response.
duck-like odious tank
  06/01/07
I can't believe that this thread is only four months old. I...
plum kitchen
  10/16/05
Thanks for the bump, keep the faith brother.
Ruby Half-breed
  10/16/05
Thank Stroooock.
plum kitchen
  10/16/05
Didn't the Meanest Fish end up unemployed? Is this as "...
Underhanded Primrose Hunting Ground Meetinghouse
  10/19/05
It doesn't matter, he's in a two-income household. http:...
doobsian karate
  10/19/05
lol
Lime Garrison Private Investor
  01/23/08
that's the point of the bump, dude.
Violent temple
  10/19/05
Navy : Accelerate Your Life http://www.navy.com/ HTH
cyan boltzmann range
  10/19/05
I'd much prefer Army or Air Force.
chestnut hairraiser step-uncle's house hominid
  10/19/05
You'd also prefer a Biglaw job but that ain't happenin' eith...
doobsian karate
  10/19/05
What about FBI or CIA ?
cyan boltzmann range
  10/19/05
I'd prefer FBI to CIA.
chestnut hairraiser step-uncle's house hominid
  10/19/05
Thought of applying yet ?
cyan boltzmann range
  10/19/05
I want to finish mass mailing this week before going that ro...
chestnut hairraiser step-uncle's house hominid
  10/19/05
pffft.
Sick Roommate
  11/06/05
We'll see man, we'll see. My grades were good enough as a r...
chestnut hairraiser step-uncle's house hominid
  11/06/05
Kill self. Just kidding. I am sure you'll land something soo...
Unholy mental disorder indian lodge
  11/06/05
Hey thanks.
chestnut hairraiser step-uncle's house hominid
  11/06/05
LOL. November callbacks from a t14. Very impressive.
Sick Roommate
  11/06/05
Who cares? If one gets an offer at solid NYC biglaw they ge...
chestnut hairraiser step-uncle's house hominid
  11/06/05
Novemeber offer class fill-ins are the first in line for no ...
Sick Roommate
  11/06/05
I'll deal with that hurdle when I come to it. Aside from wh...
chestnut hairraiser step-uncle's house hominid
  11/06/05
Wrong.
duck-like odious tank
  06/01/07
We should be building up his confidence instead of tearing h...
alcoholic balding resort
  11/06/05
AHAHAHAHA! PWN3D!
duck-like odious tank
  06/01/07
Bump for the return of this two-headed waste of oxygen.
cream domesticated orchestra pit cumskin
  06/01/07
Um, thanks. Being reminded of awesome comebacks is always g...
duck-like odious tank
  06/01/07
Being reminded of how you got to the median, and then had mo...
cream domesticated orchestra pit cumskin
  06/01/07
link?
Passionate maroon potus
  06/01/07
See top of thread. 1st semester was a disaster (never to be...
duck-like odious tank
  06/01/07
i was inquiring about the "then I screwed up bidding fo...
Passionate maroon potus
  06/01/07
Well, not exactly. Getting a good firm job in the fall of 2...
duck-like odious tank
  06/01/07
You reek of failure. I eagerly await being regaled with tale...
cream domesticated orchestra pit cumskin
  06/01/07
If I fail the NY Bar I'll just retake. Not that I intend to...
duck-like odious tank
  06/01/07
Of course you don't intend to. But you will.
cream domesticated orchestra pit cumskin
  06/01/07
Like I said, that wouldn't be the end of the world. Shit li...
duck-like odious tank
  06/01/07
Sweetie-pie, getting dinged at numerous callbacks and not ge...
cream domesticated orchestra pit cumskin
  06/01/07
It wasn't the only job available, I had more callbacks avail...
duck-like odious tank
  06/01/07
"Somehow I doubt you're getting more than $160K+bonus i...
cream domesticated orchestra pit cumskin
  06/01/07
Not much, since you live in a crappier place and don't have ...
duck-like odious tank
  06/01/07
ofmg, I didn't get a biglaw job until Thanksgiving and someo...
outnumbered office sex offender
  06/01/07
This guy seems pretty bitter. I suspect this is about more ...
duck-like odious tank
  06/01/07
But you are still, and will always be, ugly.
tripping avocado site
  06/01/07
I seem to have done well in spite of teh fug.
duck-like odious tank
  01/23/08
Why the fuck are you searching threads with your name going ...
Drunken Indigo Library Nowag
  01/23/08
Poster below bumped it you fucking moron.
duck-like odious tank
  01/23/08
...
bateful bright public bath
  01/23/08
I feel good now. TY
French dashing institution marketing idea
  01/23/08
This bump gives me hope for second semester. Audacious hopes...
bateful bright public bath
  01/23/08
It reminded me that I have to watch out for the gunners like...
French dashing institution marketing idea
  01/23/08


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Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:24 PM
Author: chestnut hairraiser step-uncle's house hominid

Yep, the turnaround story of the year. Went from shitty, piss-poor 1st semester grades to a 3.6. From bottom 25% to soundly beating the curve. My cumulative is just over 3.3. I am so fucking psyched!

So take that RWA and everyone else who said I'd fail miserably.

Oh, and thanks people who said I'd turn it around.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914075)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:25 PM
Author: Zippy excitant national security agency nursing home

Your GPA is still shitty, though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914084)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:26 PM
Author: chestnut hairraiser step-uncle's house hominid

Dude, its a fuckload better than a 3.0.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914093)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:26 PM
Author: Zippy excitant national security agency nursing home

yeah but it doesnt touch my 3.8

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914098)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:37 PM
Author: chestnut hairraiser step-uncle's house hominid

Wow, well done. Mind if I ask what you do? Also, what school?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914216)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 5:00 PM
Author: stimulating slate patrolman cuck

hahaha!

no comment. what a classy bastard....3.8 and all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914937)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:26 PM
Author: silver trust fund ratface

What do you attribute your success to? Did it just "click" all of a sudden, or did you take proactive measures that turned things around?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914090)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:26 PM
Author: Zippy excitant national security agency nursing home

he shoved a plunger up his ass before every exam

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914097)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:31 PM
Author: chestnut hairraiser step-uncle's house hominid

Proactive measures.

- Was more active in class instead of just passively trying to take it in.

- Didn't outline. This may not be a good idea for many, but for me outlining wasted a ton of time and yielded little benefit.

- Talked to the prof before exams.

- Yeah, experience really helped me understand what is going on. 1st semester I was lost. Here I knew what to focus on.

- Improved my research and writing skills. One of my As was legal research and writing.

Note, that I'm still not anywhere near perfect. I got one B where I was sure I'd do better. Plus, I had classes where I was just better. 2/3 As were in elective classes with 2Ls and 3Ls there, and classes I simply knew a lot about coming in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914150)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:50 PM
Author: silver trust fund ratface

two electives as a 1L? isn't that high?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914332)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:55 PM
Author: chestnut hairraiser step-uncle's house hominid

Yeah, its as high as any school I know of. I'm pretty sure Penn has 2 as well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914374)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 9:01 PM
Author: mind-boggling fighting pisswyrm

Most Yale students take 4 electives as a 1L. HTH.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2916995)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 9:39 PM
Author: chestnut hairraiser step-uncle's house hominid

I stand corrected. But Yale is kind of in a league of its own in every respect.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2917198)





Date: June 1st, 2007 1:04 AM
Author: cobalt lay

where'd you do your ugrad? a state school?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#8195828)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:26 PM
Author: adventurous arrogant roast beef

Nice. Congratulations. What exactly did you change to do that much better (besides the one C class)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914099)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:27 PM
Author: Zippy excitant national security agency nursing home

he rimmed madame cunt before every test

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914111)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:31 PM
Author: chestnut hairraiser step-uncle's house hominid

See above.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914159)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:28 PM
Author: Apoplectic Amethyst Goal In Life

Congrats, glad that you managed to turn things around.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914121)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:32 PM
Author: chestnut hairraiser step-uncle's house hominid

Thanks!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914162)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 4:08 PM
Author: Cerise comical parlour quadroon

Congrats, Fish! And to think that you did it in spite of wasting oppressive amounts of time on XOXO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914525)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 4:09 PM
Author: chestnut hairraiser step-uncle's house hominid

I know. And that's not even including time I spent on video games, driving back and forth between Urbana and Chicago, and other frivilous shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914541)





Date: October 7th, 2005 4:21 PM
Author: Sick Roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994413)





Date: October 7th, 2005 4:22 PM
Author: Violent temple

I feel for the guy, but that's an A+ bump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994419)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:26 PM
Author: Impertinent violet market shitlib

congratulations, I am concerned that I will be the reverse of above.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914094)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:27 PM
Author: Zippy excitant national security agency nursing home

if only you had the balls to go to detroit you might not fail all the time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914102)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:29 PM
Author: Impertinent violet market shitlib

rest assured that if I am ever needed in detroit, I will not cower.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914133)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:32 PM
Author: chestnut hairraiser step-uncle's house hominid

That's usually what I'm hearing. Lots of people who did great 1st semester doing worse. Don't worry, as long as its good enough to get a 2L summer job it doesn't matter. Then you can really slide (and many do).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914169)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:27 PM
Author: coral stag film

You should be relieved, because I'm gathering that Mandy is gonna be in total trophy wife mode in a few years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914103)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:28 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle mildly autistic doctorate ape

trophy wives dont have beagle tooth marks on their labia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914122)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:29 PM
Author: hyperactive prole

What about cat teeth marks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914132)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:30 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle mildly autistic doctorate ape

you mean pussy pussy bites? those are fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914140)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:43 PM
Author: hyperactive prole

Good then i'm all set.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914272)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:33 PM
Author: chestnut hairraiser step-uncle's house hominid

"trophy wives dont have beagle tooth marks on their labia."

Fucking beagle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914172)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:33 PM
Author: coral stag film

haha The beagle gets more action than you!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914179)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:44 PM
Author: chestnut hairraiser step-uncle's house hominid

What, you mean in Ohio? How would you know? Are you fucking Mandy's beagle?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914283)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:33 PM
Author: chestnut hairraiser step-uncle's house hominid

She'll be fine, though right now she's depressed as hell.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914176)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:34 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle mildly autistic doctorate ape

how did she do?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914182)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:35 PM
Author: chestnut hairraiser step-uncle's house hominid

Not so good, though slightly better than last semester.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914203)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:34 PM
Author: coral stag film

Is it because I called her a filthy no-good children-starvin' capitalist?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914186)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:36 PM
Author: chestnut hairraiser step-uncle's house hominid

It really, really isn't.

Its more like because your GPA is higher than hers and it pains here. That, and you're chronically unemployed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914208)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:44 PM
Author: coral stag film

She has more reason to be upset for the reason I gave. Dumbass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914285)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:37 PM
Author: hyperactive prole

Oh you aren't just mean to me? I feel better now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914219)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:38 PM
Author: chestnut hairraiser step-uncle's house hominid

You care why? You'll get a legal job before she does and you haven't even started yet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914228)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:42 PM
Author: hyperactive prole

I guess I don't care but I was wondering if I was worthy of the abuse most or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914266)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:44 PM
Author: chestnut hairraiser step-uncle's house hominid

No, you're just around her more.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914279)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:46 PM
Author: hyperactive prole

Bad news.

Edit: Congrats.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914303)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:49 PM
Author: chestnut hairraiser step-uncle's house hominid

Thanks!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914330)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:50 PM
Author: plum kitchen

You follow her around on a leash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914334)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 4:02 PM
Author: Poppy Well-lubricated Hissy Fit

Way to go, Fishdick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914452)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 4:05 PM
Author: chestnut hairraiser step-uncle's house hominid

Thanks, I think.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914487)





Date: June 11th, 2005 9:08 PM
Author: Heady ticket booth

haha!

your name's misspelled but I still like it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2989007)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 4:31 PM
Author: flushed background story

congrats. what percent of the time does many visit you and what percent of the time do you go and visit her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914751)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 6:04 PM
Author: Wonderful crusty love of her life

Nice job...Congrats!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2915557)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 9:09 PM
Author: Mint motley becky
Subject: Fish-

Way to collect yourself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2917033)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 9:40 PM
Author: chestnut hairraiser step-uncle's house hominid

Thanks. I have to admit, for a time I was getting concerned about a repeat - minus the C+.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2917204)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 9:25 PM
Author: Sadistic Thriller Forum Selfie

since when should someone be congratulated for being mediocre

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2917117)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 9:42 PM
Author: chestnut hairraiser step-uncle's house hominid

You remember that stupid kid back in 5th grade who got the prize for "most improvement?" Yeah, well that's me.

Also, I want pre-laws to take this to heart in case they start out at the bottom of the class.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2917212)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 9:26 PM
Author: rusted marvelous property

good job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2917131)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 9:43 PM
Author: chestnut hairraiser step-uncle's house hominid

Thanks Earl. How's life at biglaw?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2917217)





Date: June 11th, 2005 7:51 PM
Author: Topaz Mexican Hall

You're probably still bottom half. Way to suck slightly less.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2988578)





Date: June 11th, 2005 8:29 PM
Author: chestnut hairraiser step-uncle's house hominid

I'm right around median at the end of 1L. I'm satisfied, though obviously I'll work to keep improving. Given where I was at the end of 1st semester this definitely exceeded my expectations.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2988724)





Date: June 11th, 2005 8:30 PM
Author: Topaz Mexican Hall

You don't know what the median is. Speculate if you must.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2988730)





Date: June 11th, 2005 8:32 PM
Author: chestnut hairraiser step-uncle's house hominid

Neither do you. School doesn't rank or release such information. 3.6ish is around top 30%, 3.0 is around bottom 30% and 3.3 is around median. All anyone (except the administration) can do in terms of specifics is speculate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2988740)





Date: June 11th, 2005 8:34 PM
Author: Swashbuckling medicated principal's office double fault

fuck, that's some curve

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2988745)





Date: June 11th, 2005 8:37 PM
Author: chestnut hairraiser step-uncle's house hominid

Is it good or bad? I don't really know.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2988758)





Date: June 11th, 2005 8:42 PM
Author: Topaz Mexican Hall

He doesn't know what he's talking about. 3.0 is worse than bottom third. Probably more like bottom 15%.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2988786)





Date: June 11th, 2005 8:48 PM
Author: chestnut hairraiser step-uncle's house hominid

How is that possible given that the curve forces classes to assign a minimum of 30% of the class Bs and B-s?

See: http://www.law.northwestern.edu/academics/grading_policy.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2988839)





Date: June 11th, 2005 8:51 PM
Author: Topaz Mexican Hall

How is that possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2988860)





Date: June 11th, 2005 9:03 PM
Author: chestnut hairraiser step-uncle's house hominid

Add the minimums of Bs and B-s. That's 30%.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2988953)





Date: June 11th, 2005 9:07 PM
Author: Topaz Mexican Hall

Yes. And imagine a section took two different classes - say, contracts and torts. What if every person who got a B- in the first class got a B in the second? Now imagine that each student took, say...6 or 7 classes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2988992)





Date: June 11th, 2005 9:14 PM
Author: chestnut hairraiser step-uncle's house hominid

I'm lost. Sorry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2989068)





Date: June 11th, 2005 9:16 PM
Author: Topaz Mexican Hall

You have a 3.3. ~67% of every class gets a 3.33 or higher. You are bottom half.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2989079)





Date: June 11th, 2005 9:17 PM
Author: chestnut hairraiser step-uncle's house hominid

45% minimum has a B+ or lower as well. The B+ is a broad grade.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2989098)





Date: June 11th, 2005 9:20 PM
Author: Topaz Mexican Hall

You know it's nowhere near that. And 45% is still less than half, idiot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2989133)





Date: June 11th, 2005 9:27 PM
Author: chestnut hairraiser step-uncle's house hominid

Right, but if you add the maximums of A+, As and A-s you still won't get 100%, you'll get 82%. Meaning that another 18% would need to get B+s or below to balance it. So no, that actually wouldn't work.

Regardless, since you want to win this so much I'll just let you. You're right. I'm below 50th percentile. I don't really care, given that I'll likely make a secondary journal and get a 2L firm job. And that's all that matters to me at this point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2989192)





Date: June 11th, 2005 8:38 PM
Author: Topaz Mexican Hall

Most likely 2/3 of every class gets a B+ or higher (3.33).

I'd say you're in the bottom half.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2988762)





Date: June 11th, 2005 8:46 PM
Author: chestnut hairraiser step-uncle's house hominid

B+ is the median grade. Hence median is about 3.33, fair enough. So I'm barely under 50th percentile if you want to split hairs. How this matters I really don't know. I'm only 1/3 of the way through. The 2 classes this summer should push be above the median.

Here's what does matter - I've figured out how to play the LS game. I'll likely get a 2L firm job. I'll likely get on a secondary journal. Given how I started I'm very happy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2988822)





Date: June 11th, 2005 8:48 PM
Author: Topaz Mexican Hall

While B+ is the median grade, it's also the 35th percentile grade.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2988836)





Date: June 11th, 2005 8:51 PM
Author: chestnut hairraiser step-uncle's house hominid

How do you figure? I know, I'm stupid. Explain it to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2988858)





Date: June 11th, 2005 8:52 PM
Author: Topaz Mexican Hall

Are you kidding me?

http://www.law.northwestern.edu/career/clerkships/documents/grades.pdf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2988865)





Date: June 11th, 2005 9:07 PM
Author: chestnut hairraiser step-uncle's house hominid

Right, cum lauda indicates that top 30% is about 3.65 or so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2988986)





Date: June 11th, 2005 9:08 PM
Author: Topaz Mexican Hall

You really are a moron.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2988998)





Date: June 11th, 2005 9:12 PM
Author: chestnut hairraiser step-uncle's house hominid

I have never, ever denied this. Which makes my success this semester all the more impressive I think!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2989047)





Date: June 11th, 2005 9:13 PM
Author: Topaz Mexican Hall

If by success, you mean bottom half, then yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2989054)





Date: June 11th, 2005 9:16 PM
Author: chestnut hairraiser step-uncle's house hominid

I got a 3.6 this semester. Now, I'll admit, if I had two 3.3s I'd be more concerned right now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2989085)





Date: June 11th, 2005 8:56 PM
Author: Topaz Mexican Hall

What does it mean to you when you mindlessly parrot the fact that NU's 25th percentile salary is $125k?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2988891)





Date: June 11th, 2005 9:07 PM
Author: chestnut hairraiser step-uncle's house hominid

Not much.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2988991)





Date: June 11th, 2005 9:14 PM
Author: Topaz Mexican Hall

You have a cumulative gpa of ~3.3. Seeing as how that is below the median (or 40th percentile) for any single class, it's a real stretch to think you're not in the bottom half.

HTH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2989066)





Date: June 11th, 2005 9:17 PM
Author: Heady ticket booth

he had a 3.6 this semester though. He kicked bottom half ass this semseter, which is pretty damn good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2989093)





Date: June 11th, 2005 9:19 PM
Author: chestnut hairraiser step-uncle's house hominid

Okay, fine. I concede that I am in the bottom half of my class, though barely so (why? because it really doesn't matter). Nevertheless, as long as I keep doing what I did this semester I'll be fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2989124)





Date: June 11th, 2005 7:52 PM
Author: Fishy house old irish cottage

Congrats!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2988585)





Date: June 11th, 2005 8:29 PM
Author: chestnut hairraiser step-uncle's house hominid

Thanks!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2988725)





Date: October 7th, 2005 4:24 PM
Author: haunting fortuitous meteor station

Wow.

An absolutely fucking brutal bump.

And for the record, I'm going to go ahead and help myself to your "turnaround story of the year" trophey.

Unbeknowest to me, my 1st semester grades would never in a million years have gotten me a job and, only by blind providence, my 2nd semester GPA came through and insured me employment.

Praise be to allah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994431)





Date: October 7th, 2005 4:25 PM
Author: Violent temple

Yeah, cruel, but I have to admire it. Its a wonderful example of the art of pwnage by bump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994452)





Date: October 7th, 2005 4:26 PM
Author: House-broken stubborn cuckoldry

the mandy looking forward to biglaw bump was also good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994462)





Date: October 7th, 2005 4:42 PM
Author: green sweet tailpipe shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994615)





Date: October 7th, 2005 4:29 PM
Author: supple khaki philosopher-king rigor

I don't get it, but then again I don't know much about fish.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994495)





Date: October 7th, 2005 4:30 PM
Author: haunting fortuitous meteor station

He can't find a job despite being above the mean at NU.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994502)





Date: October 7th, 2005 4:33 PM
Author: supple khaki philosopher-king rigor

oh, I thought it was just one of those cases where everybody cries about not finding a job until they actually find a job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994541)





Date: October 7th, 2005 4:34 PM
Author: haunting fortuitous meteor station

Its getting late.

I still think he'll get something, but his concern is valid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994546)





Date: October 7th, 2005 4:36 PM
Author: supple khaki philosopher-king rigor

ah ok.

On an unrelated tangent, did Tony Graff decide to just go ahead and leave?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994559)





Date: October 7th, 2005 4:39 PM
Author: haunting fortuitous meteor station

I don't know.

I guess we'll see.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994584)





Date: October 7th, 2005 4:41 PM
Author: supple khaki philosopher-king rigor

I was just confused by him changing his name to Jeff Francoeur

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994600)





Date: October 7th, 2005 4:37 PM
Author: brilliant contagious famous landscape painting chad

link? has he complained about it lately?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994567)





Date: October 7th, 2005 4:50 PM
Author: federal indirect expression

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=273792&mc=71&forum_id=2

Midway down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994677)





Date: October 7th, 2005 5:01 PM
Author: chestnut hairraiser step-uncle's house hominid

I'm whining about it pretty much non-stop at this point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994760)





Date: October 7th, 2005 5:07 PM
Author: haunting fortuitous meteor station

And not without cause.

I was whining without cause, and now I kind of feel bad. Kinda.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994832)





Date: October 7th, 2005 5:09 PM
Author: chestnut hairraiser step-uncle's house hominid

And if I get a firm job I'll also feel bad. Kinda.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994842)





Date: October 7th, 2005 4:30 PM
Author: alcoholic balding resort

Fish is apparently having a shit time getting a job, I think.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994506)





Date: October 7th, 2005 4:51 PM
Author: federal indirect expression

Bwhahahahhaha. 180^180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994683)





Date: October 7th, 2005 5:01 PM
Author: chestnut hairraiser step-uncle's house hominid

I must admit, PWN3D by Stabby, the legal profession, and life as a whole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994766)





Date: October 7th, 2005 5:02 PM
Author: Claret Parlor Depressive

I think you are cooler than Mandy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994779)





Date: October 7th, 2005 5:03 PM
Author: Lemon razzle school coldplay fan

maybe you've commented on this already, but do you have any idea at all why this is happening? it's depressing to see someone with a good gpa at one of the top law schools in the country have no luck at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994782)





Date: October 7th, 2005 5:04 PM
Author: frum juggernaut

maybe its his shitty personality?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994792)





Date: October 7th, 2005 5:05 PM
Author: chestnut hairraiser step-uncle's house hominid

I don't do anything at interviews that demonstrates this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994805)





Date: October 7th, 2005 5:05 PM
Author: frum juggernaut

...............so you think!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994808)





Date: October 7th, 2005 5:07 PM
Author: chestnut hairraiser step-uncle's house hominid

If you think I haven't been reviewing every moment of every interview I've done then you're wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994828)





Date: October 7th, 2005 5:13 PM
Author: frum juggernaut

there has to be *some* explanation. thats the only one i can think of

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994866)





Date: October 7th, 2005 5:14 PM
Author: chestnut hairraiser step-uncle's house hominid

I've thought of this too. But in reality I think I'm just to in the middle for everyone. IOW, there's always someone better in something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994880)





Date: October 7th, 2005 5:24 PM
Author: frum juggernaut

best of luck. youre kind of an asshole, but i think deep down youre a nice guy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994954)





Date: October 7th, 2005 5:04 PM
Author: chestnut hairraiser step-uncle's house hominid

"but do you have any idea at all why this is happening?"

No. Which is perhaps the most furstrating thing of all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994801)





Date: October 7th, 2005 5:21 PM
Author: haunting fortuitous meteor station

I didn't bump this, FWIW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994932)





Date: October 7th, 2005 5:02 PM
Author: ultramarine codepig

I remember back in the day how he used to brag how he was virtually guaranteed a Biglaw job since he was accepted to NU. He may still get one eventually but he's being treated to a big slice of humble pie right now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994780)





Date: October 7th, 2005 5:03 PM
Author: frum juggernaut

HE and Mandy both. I am loving this shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994784)





Date: October 7th, 2005 5:03 PM
Author: chestnut hairraiser step-uncle's house hominid

True. Hey, my understanding was that anything other than the bottom of a T14 meant a BIGLAW job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994790)





Date: October 7th, 2005 5:04 PM
Author: frum juggernaut

maybe at hls or yls. not at fucking nu. come on, man!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994797)





Date: October 7th, 2005 5:06 PM
Author: chestnut hairraiser step-uncle's house hominid

Give me a break - one does not have to be at HYS to be ensured BIGLAW at the median. If that's true then law has truly become a TTT profession.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994819)





Date: October 7th, 2005 5:17 PM
Author: Turquoise Volcanic Crater

"Give me a break - one does not have to be at HYS to be ensured BIGLAW at the median."

Guess again...very likely at CCN, but nowhere near certain anywhere else...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994910)





Date: November 7th, 2005 1:54 AM
Author: cracking university wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4232384)





Date: November 7th, 2005 9:02 AM
Author: azure dragon

and cornell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4233131)





Date: October 7th, 2005 6:59 PM
Author: maniacal ceo

Keep applying. I know people right now at Michigan with horrible grades who are having really good luck with sending out resumes to firms that don't come to campus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3995645)





Date: October 16th, 2005 4:12 AM
Author: chestnut hairraiser step-uncle's house hominid

Good to know. Thanks for the info.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4058697)





Date: October 19th, 2005 11:33 AM
Author: doobsian karate

i.e. even fucking douchetards can land a job but this fucker can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4083864)





Date: June 1st, 2007 12:47 AM
Author: duck-like odious tank

Apparently, this was the credited response.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#8195708)





Date: October 16th, 2005 4:15 AM
Author: plum kitchen

I can't believe that this thread is only four months old. It feels as though a year has passed since I last saw it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4058706)





Date: October 16th, 2005 4:16 AM
Author: Ruby Half-breed

Thanks for the bump, keep the faith brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4058709)





Date: October 16th, 2005 4:18 AM
Author: plum kitchen

Thank Stroooock.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4058717)





Date: October 19th, 2005 11:36 AM
Author: Underhanded Primrose Hunting Ground Meetinghouse

Didn't the Meanest Fish end up unemployed? Is this as "feel good" as it used to be?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4083878)





Date: October 19th, 2005 11:38 AM
Author: doobsian karate

It doesn't matter, he's in a two-income household.

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&mc=173&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4083896)





Date: January 23rd, 2008 6:05 AM
Author: Lime Garrison Private Investor

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#9207989)





Date: October 19th, 2005 11:43 AM
Author: Violent temple

that's the point of the bump, dude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4083929)





Date: October 19th, 2005 11:42 AM
Author: cyan boltzmann range

Navy : Accelerate Your Life http://www.navy.com/

HTH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4083920)





Date: October 19th, 2005 11:49 AM
Author: chestnut hairraiser step-uncle's house hominid

I'd much prefer Army or Air Force.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4083989)





Date: October 19th, 2005 11:50 AM
Author: doobsian karate

You'd also prefer a Biglaw job but that ain't happenin' either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4083997)





Date: October 19th, 2005 11:50 AM
Author: cyan boltzmann range

What about FBI or CIA ?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4083998)





Date: October 19th, 2005 11:52 AM
Author: chestnut hairraiser step-uncle's house hominid

I'd prefer FBI to CIA.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4084015)





Date: October 19th, 2005 11:56 AM
Author: cyan boltzmann range

Thought of applying yet ?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4084055)





Date: October 19th, 2005 11:58 AM
Author: chestnut hairraiser step-uncle's house hominid

I want to finish mass mailing this week before going that route. I'll send out the last 20 apps for NYC before moving on to LA/SFO. And I'll try a few more cities too, maybe someone will bite.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4084064)





Date: November 6th, 2005 12:01 PM
Author: Sick Roommate

pffft.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4225580)





Date: November 6th, 2005 12:09 PM
Author: chestnut hairraiser step-uncle's house hominid

We'll see man, we'll see. My grades were good enough as a result of that semester to get me these callbacks. That already something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4225613)





Date: November 6th, 2005 12:11 PM
Author: Unholy mental disorder indian lodge

Kill self. Just kidding. I am sure you'll land something soon. Good luck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4225620)





Date: November 6th, 2005 12:15 PM
Author: chestnut hairraiser step-uncle's house hominid

Hey thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4225640)





Date: November 6th, 2005 12:14 PM
Author: Sick Roommate

LOL. November callbacks from a t14. Very impressive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4225634)





Date: November 6th, 2005 12:15 PM
Author: chestnut hairraiser step-uncle's house hominid

Who cares? If one gets an offer at solid NYC biglaw they get that offer. It doesn't matter when that offer comes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4225642)





Date: November 6th, 2005 12:26 PM
Author: Sick Roommate

Novemeber offer class fill-ins are the first in line for no permanent offer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4225683)





Date: November 6th, 2005 12:39 PM
Author: chestnut hairraiser step-uncle's house hominid

I'll deal with that hurdle when I come to it. Aside from which all of the firms I'm interviewing at have a near 100% offer rate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4225766)





Date: June 1st, 2007 12:45 AM
Author: duck-like odious tank

Wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#8195694)





Date: November 6th, 2005 1:13 PM
Author: alcoholic balding resort

We should be building up his confidence instead of tearing him down.

It will make it that much sweeter when he gets rejected.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4225931)





Date: June 1st, 2007 12:45 AM
Author: duck-like odious tank

AHAHAHAHA! PWN3D!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#8195690)





Date: June 1st, 2007 12:24 AM
Author: cream domesticated orchestra pit cumskin

Bump for the return of this two-headed waste of oxygen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#8195511)





Date: June 1st, 2007 12:30 AM
Author: duck-like odious tank

Um, thanks. Being reminded of awesome comebacks is always good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#8195551)





Date: June 1st, 2007 12:31 AM
Author: cream domesticated orchestra pit cumskin

Being reminded of how you got to the median, and then had more trouble landing a job than anyone at your school?

You set a high bar, friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#8195561)





Date: June 1st, 2007 12:34 AM
Author: Passionate maroon potus

link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#8195580)





Date: June 1st, 2007 12:43 AM
Author: duck-like odious tank

See top of thread. 1st semester was a disaster (never to be repeated), 2nd semester was much better, then I screwed up bidding for OCI, then I salvaged everything late in the game. While incredibly stressful all's well that ends well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#8195672)





Date: June 1st, 2007 12:50 AM
Author: Passionate maroon potus

i was inquiring about the "then I screwed up bidding for OCI, then I salvaged everything late in the game" part.

but thanks for responding. i get a general idea now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#8195733)





Date: June 1st, 2007 12:36 AM
Author: duck-like odious tank

Well, not exactly. Getting a good firm job in the fall of 2L year isn't having "more trouble landing a job than anyone at your school." Some people don't get the biglaw firm they want at all for 2L summer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#8195595)





Date: June 1st, 2007 12:42 AM
Author: cream domesticated orchestra pit cumskin

You reek of failure. I eagerly await being regaled with tales of your failure of the N.Y. Bar. Promise to report back with your explicit suicide plans?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#8195653)





Date: June 1st, 2007 12:44 AM
Author: duck-like odious tank

If I fail the NY Bar I'll just retake. Not that I intend to fail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#8195681)





Date: June 1st, 2007 12:45 AM
Author: cream domesticated orchestra pit cumskin

Of course you don't intend to.

But you will.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#8195695)





Date: June 1st, 2007 12:49 AM
Author: duck-like odious tank

Like I said, that wouldn't be the end of the world. Shit like that can happen to anyone. But you nay-sayers crack me up. Read this thread where my failure has been predicted many times over.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#8195728)





Date: June 1st, 2007 12:52 AM
Author: cream domesticated orchestra pit cumskin

Sweetie-pie, getting dinged at numerous callbacks and not getting a job until nearly Thanksgiving IS failure. Taking the ONLY job that was available to you IS failure. Most of us here had multiple options.

Being with that worthless leech IS failure. Enjoy sharing 160k in NYC.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#8195746)





Date: June 1st, 2007 1:01 AM
Author: duck-like odious tank

It wasn't the only job available, I had more callbacks available to me. I just really liked the firm, canceled/rejected the other callbacks, and stuck with the firm where I had an offer. Ironically, the best firms actually gave me call backs late in the game. The earlier callback firms were pretty mediocre (again, poor bidding results during OCI). I also didn't interview in 3L because I liked my 2L firm.

That's not what failure is. Failure is not getting a decent job. Period. But feel free to keep telling yourself that your shit smells sweeter than mine.

Somehow I doubt you're getting more than $160K+bonus in NYC.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#8195807)





Date: June 1st, 2007 1:05 AM
Author: cream domesticated orchestra pit cumskin

"Somehow I doubt you're getting more than $160K+bonus in NYC."

If I'm getting 160k+ bonus in another city with a lower COL, and not sharing it with an ugly money-grubbing little midget, how much is that worth?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#8195837)





Date: June 1st, 2007 1:14 AM
Author: duck-like odious tank

Not much, since you live in a crappier place and don't have an awesome relationship. Sorry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#8195889)





Date: June 1st, 2007 1:13 AM
Author: outnumbered office sex offender

ofmg, I didn't get a biglaw job until Thanksgiving and someone else got one in Sept. omfg -killself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#8195877)





Date: June 1st, 2007 1:16 AM
Author: duck-like odious tank

This guy seems pretty bitter. I suspect this is about more than when we got our jobs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#8195896)





Date: June 1st, 2007 5:14 PM
Author: tripping avocado site

But you are still, and will always be, ugly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#8198148)





Date: January 23rd, 2008 4:38 AM
Author: duck-like odious tank

I seem to have done well in spite of teh fug.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#9207930)





Date: January 23rd, 2008 4:54 AM
Author: Drunken Indigo Library Nowag

Why the fuck are you searching threads with your name going back to 2005.

Get the fuck over yourself you megalomaniacal fuckhead.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#9207957)





Date: January 23rd, 2008 5:08 AM
Author: duck-like odious tank

Poster below bumped it you fucking moron.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#9207966)





Date: January 23rd, 2008 1:17 AM
Author: bateful bright public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#9206999)





Date: January 23rd, 2008 8:49 AM
Author: French dashing institution marketing idea

I feel good now. TY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#9208144)





Date: January 23rd, 2008 9:08 AM
Author: bateful bright public bath

This bump gives me hope for second semester. Audacious hopes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#9208180)





Date: January 23rd, 2008 9:11 AM
Author: French dashing institution marketing idea

It reminded me that I have to watch out for the gunners like MF who got pwned first semester.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#9208196)