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Recently became a Christian, taking questions.

shoot. oh, and to let you know in advance, i'll only be r...
soul-stirring lake goal in life
  06/05/05
who tempted you to the dark side
Zippy well-lubricated hospital messiness
  06/05/05
God Himself.
soul-stirring lake goal in life
  06/05/05
not his son, Jesus?
topaz french stage
  06/05/05
What denomination?
bespoke lay party of the first part
  06/05/05
undecided. i really don't know enough about the various doc...
soul-stirring lake goal in life
  06/05/05
Maybe we can help. Predestination: yay or nay?
Territorial school
  06/05/05
it's complicated. nobody has ever been able to really figur...
soul-stirring lake goal in life
  06/05/05
Do you believe you are saved merely through accepting JC, or...
bespoke lay party of the first part
  06/05/05
i believe that if you truly accept Christ then you should ac...
soul-stirring lake goal in life
  06/05/05
Hmm, that doesn't narrow it much. Maybe this one will: ...
Territorial school
  06/05/05
i think the bible is clear that homosexual behavior, like an...
soul-stirring lake goal in life
  06/05/05
So you would not want your church to accept homosexuals as l...
Territorial school
  06/05/05
not if they were practicing homosexuals. that said, i thi...
soul-stirring lake goal in life
  06/05/05
Okay, nix the Presbyterian Church, the Methodist Church, and...
Territorial school
  06/05/05
episcopalian is off too. but anglican is still good.
cruel-hearted olive area national security agency
  06/05/05
Aren't Episcopalian and Anglican the same? Episcopalians ar...
wild bateful station sound barrier
  06/05/05
They are officially separate churches (EDIT: in terms of the...
Territorial school
  06/05/05
I don't know if there is a difference between the United Chu...
Crimson Unholy Psychic
  06/05/05
They must be different. The UCC is running a series of ads ...
Territorial school
  06/05/05
Date: June 5th, 2005 1:08 AM Author: Winnie Cooper ("W...
Mischievous faggot firefighter kitty cat
  06/05/05
I was referring to the Presbyterian Church (USA).
Territorial school
  06/05/05
That's mostly Old Testament though. A lot of Christians pre...
bespoke lay party of the first part
  06/05/05
fornication is a sin whether it's homo or heterosexual. the...
soul-stirring lake goal in life
  06/05/05
You won't let them get married yet the whole reason for your...
Pungent Keepsake Machete Resort
  06/05/05
it's not up to me. i didn't write the book. neither did i ...
soul-stirring lake goal in life
  06/05/05
Where in "the book" does it say that marriage is o...
Pungent Keepsake Machete Resort
  06/05/05
yay, arrow is back. unretire your retired username and reti...
Crawly Low-t Indian Lodge Elastic Band
  06/05/05
Ha, thanks. I'm actually doing a pretty good job of quitti...
Pungent Keepsake Machete Resort
  06/05/05
Pretty good/hanging in there. I want to get to the stage wh...
Crawly Low-t Indian Lodge Elastic Band
  06/05/05
Things will get really slow here soon, so hopefully that wil...
Pungent Keepsake Machete Resort
  06/05/05
Yeah, hopefully the problem will cure itself. Goodnight!
Crawly Low-t Indian Lodge Elastic Band
  06/05/05
Goodnight! Hopefully you'll be able to pull yourself away f...
Pungent Keepsake Machete Resort
  06/05/05
what about homosexual behavior within marriage?
brindle sanctuary
  06/05/05
marriage is between a man and a woman - that's been universa...
soul-stirring lake goal in life
  06/05/05
let me make this simple. hypothetical world: allows homos...
brindle sanctuary
  06/05/05
i didn't start this thread to have a debate over gay marriag...
soul-stirring lake goal in life
  06/05/05
my views on gay marriage have changed. i don't see anything...
soul-stirring lake goal in life
  02/04/06
A strict intrepretation of Leviticus 18:22 reveals that men ...
Pale Flatulent State Degenerate
  07/02/06
It's clearly implied that a woman is forbidden from sleeping...
Blathering public bath
  08/30/06
How would you feel about your church's divestment of propert...
Territorial school
  06/05/05
i think i'd be indifferent to it. that said, i'm sympathe...
soul-stirring lake goal in life
  06/05/05
Doesn't matter. The Presbyterian Church is disqualified any...
Territorial school
  06/05/05
Which Presbyterian church are you referring to? PCA? PCUSA? ...
Mischievous faggot firefighter kitty cat
  06/05/05
Speaking in tongues: evidence of communion with the Holy Spi...
Territorial school
  06/05/05
not sure.
soul-stirring lake goal in life
  06/05/05
Anal: Gift from god or the hershey highway to hell?
impressive casino mental disorder
  06/05/05
Is direct experience with God available to all people withou...
Territorial school
  06/05/05
Actually, this might just be easier, if not particularly acc...
Territorial school
  06/05/05
http://www.beliefnet.com/story/76/story_7665_1.html
brindle sanctuary
  06/05/05
I took the Christian one, and this was my outcome. I do, in...
Territorial school
  06/05/05
1. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (100%) 2. ...
Territorial school
  06/05/05
1. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (100%) ...
soul-stirring lake goal in life
  06/05/05
1. Nontheist (100%) 2. Theravada Buddhism (90%) 3. ...
talented coiffed parlour
  06/05/05
guess Im not a christian afterall. 1. Mahayana Buddhism...
Seedy slate stead
  06/05/05
1. Liberal Quakers (100%) 2. Reform Judaism (97%) 3. ...
Beady-eyed orange milk
  08/20/05
cool, what was it that convinced you?
Cowardly fluffy lettuce kitty
  06/05/05
it wasn't a matter of being convinced, exactly. you can't a...
soul-stirring lake goal in life
  06/05/05
im curious to hear it
Honey-headed racy cruise ship idiot
  06/05/05
so what was it that moved you?
Cowardly fluffy lettuce kitty
  06/05/05
i was pretty distressed about peak oil and its implications,...
soul-stirring lake goal in life
  06/05/05
It's "I feel the earth move under my feet," not &q...
Territorial school
  06/05/05
okay.
soul-stirring lake goal in life
  06/05/05
LMAO. what a weird response to his story.
aromatic translucent rigpig
  06/05/05
wtf @ "the usual suspects" allusion. KAISER SOZ...
Stirring university
  06/05/05
I dont really see the link between these events and your new...
violent concupiscible native
  06/05/05
like i said, this is only the first part.
soul-stirring lake goal in life
  06/05/05
there's more! PVC man: part ii?!
brindle sanctuary
  06/05/05
PVC man: the reckoning
Stirring university
  06/05/05
this time the PVC rattles thrice!
brindle sanctuary
  06/05/05
bump
alcoholic mad cow disease
  03/23/06
http://spanking360.blogspot.com/2006/08/why-i-believe-in-our...
henna domesticated field
  08/30/06
I recently became a Roman. Prepare to die, bitch.
alcoholic mad cow disease
  06/05/05
haha
laughsome incel location
  06/05/05
hungry lions?
brindle sanctuary
  06/05/05
176.
Sable Whorehouse Boiling Water
  06/05/05
do you forgive us for killing him?
khaki gunner scourge upon the earth
  06/05/05
i'm guessing by 'us' you mean jews? the matter never cros...
soul-stirring lake goal in life
  06/05/05
HA HA
gaped locale laser beams
  06/05/05
why have faith?
brindle sanctuary
  06/05/05
bible: to be taken literally? how old do you believe the ...
brindle sanctuary
  06/05/05
my opinion on all these matters is so far unformed.
soul-stirring lake goal in life
  06/05/05
so you mostly became a christian on a whim, i take it.
brindle sanctuary
  06/05/05
no, like i said i had flirted with it for a time. i haven...
soul-stirring lake goal in life
  06/05/05
The trinity is one of the most important parts of christiani...
talented coiffed parlour
  06/05/05
okay - i think the trinity is both one and three. i think t...
soul-stirring lake goal in life
  06/05/05
...
stubborn potus quadroon
  03/23/06
What were you before?
Honey-headed racy cruise ship idiot
  06/05/05
lifelong, hardcore atheist until i started to flirt with chr...
soul-stirring lake goal in life
  06/05/05
You found God while pining for some chick and doing mushroom...
Honey-headed racy cruise ship idiot
  06/05/05
no, i'll tell that story in a minute. it will take a while.
soul-stirring lake goal in life
  06/05/05
you're an atheist, right, stanlee?
excitant elite crackhouse black woman
  06/05/05
do you realize that your distinction between atheism and agn...
brindle sanctuary
  06/05/05
as far as i know, the distinction i've drawn between them is...
soul-stirring lake goal in life
  06/05/05
do you still listen to the Beatles and the like now?
excitant elite crackhouse black woman
  06/05/05
yeah of course. but i'm no longer drawn to their personalit...
soul-stirring lake goal in life
  06/05/05
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Strong_atheism http://en.wik...
brindle sanctuary
  06/05/05
st john's? from minnesota?
Cracking Mediation Roast Beef
  06/05/05
college in santa fe. the great books program.
soul-stirring lake goal in life
  06/05/05
are you in law school? will you be going to biglaw?
Heady Tan Church
  06/05/05
no to both.
soul-stirring lake goal in life
  06/05/05
are you still gonna shroom it up?
excitant elite crackhouse black woman
  06/05/05
no.
soul-stirring lake goal in life
  06/05/05
Damn.
excitant elite crackhouse black woman
  06/05/05
are you going to change your behavior in any way?
Gay trip twinkling uncleanness wagecucks
  06/05/05
i already have. my behavior has changed dramatically.
soul-stirring lake goal in life
  06/05/05
care to elaborate?
Gay trip twinkling uncleanness wagecucks
  06/05/05
no more drugs, no more getting drunk, no more premarital sex...
soul-stirring lake goal in life
  06/05/05
What type of church have you been going to?
passionate plaza
  08/20/05
Dude, be Catholic and you can at least drink.
Carmine lodge
  02/04/06
Most denominations allow drinking; it's just getting drunk t...
Spectacular Abusive Windowlicker Ticket Booth
  07/02/06
You could drink as long as you don't get drunk?
Blathering public bath
  08/30/06
thats good to hear (on all accounts)
Impertinent Offensive Electric Furnace
  06/05/05
Very interesting. I'm a borderline fundamentalist here, so ...
Marvelous church building
  06/05/05
flame. real christian would have said it was jesus, not God...
topaz french stage
  06/05/05
jesus and god are actually the same person, like me and mand...
Honey-headed racy cruise ship idiot
  06/05/05
179
Stirring university
  06/05/05
DO you admit that the reason you have chosen xtianity and no...
Vivacious cumskin new version
  06/05/05
I like story time. Tell me more.
saffron son of senegal
  06/05/05
many people have abandoned their native ways for the christi...
soul-stirring lake goal in life
  06/05/05
why aren't you a muslism? why aren't you a hindu? why ...
brindle sanctuary
  06/05/05
read about my experience above.
soul-stirring lake goal in life
  06/05/05
you heard some songs, a dude rattled a PVC pipe, and you ask...
brindle sanctuary
  06/05/05
>> so why aren't you a jehovah's witness? or a mormon?...
soul-stirring lake goal in life
  06/05/05
People can achieve amazing states of joy and exhilaration th...
Bright therapy
  06/05/05
could be, but i don't think so.
soul-stirring lake goal in life
  06/05/05
i want a nudge. i'll go make one out of my life experiences...
brindle sanctuary
  06/05/05
you're oversimplifying and you know it.
soul-stirring lake goal in life
  06/05/05
bullshit. you were "pretty distressed about peak oil...
brindle sanctuary
  06/05/05
do you have a better interpretation for the events that foll...
soul-stirring lake goal in life
  06/05/05
better interpretation? uhm, yes, i've already offered it. ...
brindle sanctuary
  06/05/05
i'm sorry, but i don't think that's a better interpretation....
soul-stirring lake goal in life
  06/05/05
of course not. you've already heard what you wanted to hear...
brindle sanctuary
  06/05/05
i often have the same experience with dreams that 'come true...
Crawly Low-t Indian Lodge Elastic Band
  06/05/05
yeah, or through even significantly 'lesser' events. i go...
Crawly Low-t Indian Lodge Elastic Band
  06/05/05
funny how you skipped that last part: give me a religion ...
brindle sanctuary
  06/05/05
that's one way of looking at it. i would have said the same...
soul-stirring lake goal in life
  06/05/05
Assuming you did this in the official way, do you feel that ...
silver razzmatazz round eye
  06/05/05
i've already answered this here. but yes, of course i 'be...
soul-stirring lake goal in life
  06/05/05
Good answer.
silver razzmatazz round eye
  06/05/05
I've considered becoming a Christian before, though I'm firm...
appetizing confused ladyboy macaca
  06/05/05
It's not just happiness. It's also about having a metaph...
sepia faggotry
  06/05/05
I don't have a hard time making up my mind on things like po...
appetizing confused ladyboy macaca
  06/05/05
it's not the kind of thing you consider believing or not. i...
soul-stirring lake goal in life
  06/05/05
I know all that. I'd start by going to church, being more op...
appetizing confused ladyboy macaca
  06/05/05
that would all be helpful, but you can't exactly will yourse...
soul-stirring lake goal in life
  06/05/05
well, fuck -- if dylan can become born-again, i won't think ...
gaped locale laser beams
  06/05/05
"'deep down i've always wanted to believe but i've neve...
Bright therapy
  06/05/05
Man, I feel a little bad if you meant to be serious, but thi...
Glittery really tough guy turdskin
  06/05/05
No need to feel bad. Are you familiar with Vedanta?
Bright therapy
  06/05/05
I did a quick Google search but that's all. I just find it ...
Glittery really tough guy turdskin
  06/05/05
Oh, I see the humor in that. To me, a religion is a syste...
Bright therapy
  06/05/05
'deep down i've always wanted to believe but i've never been...
Cracking Mediation Roast Beef
  06/05/05
but to be fair you're a shallow whore.
Mischievous faggot firefighter kitty cat
  06/05/05
it wouldn't hurt for you to. i typed all that out because i...
soul-stirring lake goal in life
  06/05/05
it could be flame, but i found it fascinating.
Mischievous faggot firefighter kitty cat
  06/05/05
thanks. definitely not flame. i wouldn't go through all th...
soul-stirring lake goal in life
  06/05/05
funky. there will definitely be a collapse in the US standar...
Mischievous faggot firefighter kitty cat
  06/05/05
by becoming zoroastrians?
brindle sanctuary
  06/05/05
fire cult, cool.
Mischievous faggot firefighter kitty cat
  06/05/05
Don't worry, President Kerry will lead us through it.
Pungent Keepsake Machete Resort
  06/05/05
"there will definitely be a collapse in the US standard...
Sable Whorehouse Boiling Water
  06/05/05
read through the site i linked. our way of life is unsust...
soul-stirring lake goal in life
  06/05/05
Fuck, you lied. I read it and it did hurt. At the part whe...
Cracking Mediation Roast Beef
  06/05/05
wow, you're a heartless bitch.
Mischievous faggot firefighter kitty cat
  06/05/05
if you think that makes me a heartless bitch, you're a pussy...
Cracking Mediation Roast Beef
  06/05/05
all your desire for macho won't turn your pussy boyfriend in...
Mischievous faggot firefighter kitty cat
  06/05/05
do you swear you're not the original calm? you sound a heck...
Cracking Mediation Roast Beef
  06/05/05
I am the original calm. However, there is at least one other...
Mischievous faggot firefighter kitty cat
  06/05/05
dammit. how will I know whom not to talk to now?
Cracking Mediation Roast Beef
  06/05/05
it presents a certain dilemma.
Mischievous faggot firefighter kitty cat
  06/05/05
Ignore the one who posts gibberish and doesn't know how to u...
Pungent Keepsake Machete Resort
  06/05/05
Since when does the real Calm not post gibberish?
Sable Whorehouse Boiling Water
  06/05/05
Oops, I thought she wanted to ignore the real calm not the f...
Pungent Keepsake Machete Resort
  06/05/05
Oh nm then.
Sable Whorehouse Boiling Water
  06/05/05
fuck you, faggot.
Mischievous faggot firefighter kitty cat
  06/05/05
"all your desire for macho won't turn your pussy boyfri...
Sable Whorehouse Boiling Water
  06/05/05
this statement confuses me for several reasons.
Mischievous faggot firefighter kitty cat
  06/05/05
"wow, you're a heartless bitch." No, she's enti...
Sable Whorehouse Boiling Water
  06/05/05
i laughed and shook my head. i think when the near future...
soul-stirring lake goal in life
  06/05/05
just what we need -- more gimps.
brindle sanctuary
  06/05/05
Congrats on finding yourself, being found, or both.
Crawly Low-t Indian Lodge Elastic Band
  06/05/05
I'm just curious, do any christians after reading his story ...
Cracking Mediation Roast Beef
  06/05/05
i know that's what jews think about you.
Mischievous faggot firefighter kitty cat
  06/05/05
Maybe many of them also found Jesus by listening to pop musi...
Glittery really tough guy turdskin
  06/05/05
creed brought me to the light!
brindle sanctuary
  06/05/05
I actually have heard another story like this: This teena...
Bright therapy
  06/05/05
that's not how i found Jesus. i found Jesus when i confesse...
soul-stirring lake goal in life
  06/05/05
Actually from the anecdotal evidence i have gathered, this i...
Crawly Low-t Indian Lodge Elastic Band
  06/05/05
"The Earth is degenerating today. Bribery and corruptio...
brindle sanctuary
  06/05/05
i knew and was convinced that civilization as we know it is ...
soul-stirring lake goal in life
  06/05/05
right. right. people have been saying that shit for thous...
brindle sanctuary
  06/05/05
and sometimes they've been right. rome came to an end, athe...
soul-stirring lake goal in life
  06/05/05
who gives a fuck what it says? i'll let you suppose for the...
brindle sanctuary
  06/05/05
there are some good reasons, actually, but i'm not going to ...
soul-stirring lake goal in life
  06/05/05
You should have done debate in high school to stock up on an...
Glittery really tough guy turdskin
  06/05/05
what about the discussion of alternative sources was weak? ...
soul-stirring lake goal in life
  06/05/05
Nuclear energy, to take one example. Its main obstacle is b...
Glittery really tough guy turdskin
  06/05/05
nuclear energy will definitely start to supplant dwindling e...
soul-stirring lake goal in life
  06/05/05
weren't you boinking some christian chick? you better sto...
laughsome incel location
  06/05/05
done.
soul-stirring lake goal in life
  06/05/05
and the dope too. it's gotta go. you're about the last pe...
laughsome incel location
  06/05/05
done. apparently you didn't read the whole thread.
soul-stirring lake goal in life
  06/05/05
no, sorry, i lack the patience for that
laughsome incel location
  06/05/05
yeah, that happens with these big ones.
soul-stirring lake goal in life
  06/05/05
no offense, but your narrative above sounds fucking insane. ...
laughsome incel location
  06/05/05
the same dude who thinks a lackey weilding a PVC pipe is a s...
brindle sanctuary
  06/05/05
you're being dishonest and distorting my story because you h...
soul-stirring lake goal in life
  06/05/05
no. i have a logical antipathy to it. you strung a bunch o...
brindle sanctuary
  06/05/05
you have both a logical and emotional antipathy to it. you'...
soul-stirring lake goal in life
  06/05/05
you strung a bunch of shit together and concluded that it mu...
brindle sanctuary
  06/05/05
yes, i believe this is the third time you've explained this ...
soul-stirring lake goal in life
  06/05/05
no, you dipshit. you're not responding at all. you're blab...
brindle sanctuary
  06/05/05
how is it irrelevant to point out that you're misrepresentin...
soul-stirring lake goal in life
  06/05/05
how do you "know that it was meant for" you?
brindle sanctuary
  06/05/05
i don't know. i just do, and did. and whether you attach...
soul-stirring lake goal in life
  06/05/05
you say: "he was holding a long PVC pipe in his hand, r...
brindle sanctuary
  06/05/05
>> why would it add to the surreality of the situation...
soul-stirring lake goal in life
  06/05/05
"your narrative above sounds fucking insane." T...
Sable Whorehouse Boiling Water
  06/05/05
this one is a lot more overtly insane than most though
laughsome incel location
  06/05/05
in what way is it insane to you?
soul-stirring lake goal in life
  06/05/05
i just dont see why on earth your experiences would result i...
laughsome incel location
  06/05/05
eh.. *shrugs* it's more complicated, but i think that the...
soul-stirring lake goal in life
  06/05/05
no offense taken. i expected that most people would take it...
soul-stirring lake goal in life
  06/05/05
it's not that anyone doubts which songs were played on the r...
Cracking Mediation Roast Beef
  06/05/05
what about the set of coincidences was flimsy?
soul-stirring lake goal in life
  06/05/05
in regard to coincidences, the question is not "what ab...
Cracking Mediation Roast Beef
  06/05/05
i know for many different reasons, but i won't waste them he...
soul-stirring lake goal in life
  06/05/05
I'm sorry. Do you bleieve you "waste them" by spe...
Cracking Mediation Roast Beef
  06/05/05
no, i mean that the more i explain the more i'll turn off wh...
soul-stirring lake goal in life
  06/05/05
oh. well that's always a good sign. If you need it, or ...
Cracking Mediation Roast Beef
  06/05/05
Thersites, why aren't more people filled with dread about &q...
Bright therapy
  06/05/05
i know plenty of people who were, or are. more people will ...
soul-stirring lake goal in life
  06/05/05
http://www.dailypress.com/business/local/dp-28156sy0jun04,0,...
brindle sanctuary
  06/05/05
HAHAHAHA. no seriously man, think of all the money you could...
Fantasy-prone haunting locus
  06/05/05
Have you pleaded to God for a nudge often in the past?
Bright therapy
  06/05/05
maybe once or twice. but none so urgently and actually felt...
soul-stirring lake goal in life
  06/05/05
...
aggressive brass trust fund
  06/05/05
here is fine. we can edit afterward.
soul-stirring lake goal in life
  06/05/05
i'm going to sleep so i'm editing this out. let's try later...
aggressive brass trust fund
  06/05/05
...
soul-stirring lake goal in life
  06/05/05
You know, I am, seriously, a Christian, so I'm sorry if this...
Insane Puppy
  06/05/05
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Date: June 5th, 2005 12:25 AM
Author: soul-stirring lake goal in life

shoot.

oh, and to let you know in advance, i'll only be responding to actual questions or comments of substance. if you have a cute one-liner, i'm sorry, but i really don't care how witty you are.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#2933377)





Date: June 5th, 2005 12:25 AM
Author: Zippy well-lubricated hospital messiness

who tempted you to the dark side

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#2933380)





Date: June 5th, 2005 12:26 AM
Author: soul-stirring lake goal in life

God Himself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#2933387)





Date: June 5th, 2005 12:58 AM
Author: topaz french stage

not his son, Jesus?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#2933629)





Date: June 5th, 2005 12:26 AM
Author: bespoke lay party of the first part

What denomination?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#2933386)





Date: June 5th, 2005 12:27 AM
Author: soul-stirring lake goal in life

undecided. i really don't know enough about the various doctrines the denominations adhere to, to make a decision on the matter.

honestly i don't think i ever will - it's not that important - though i'll give the different churches a try.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#2933405)





Date: June 5th, 2005 12:32 AM
Author: Territorial school

Maybe we can help.

Predestination: yay or nay?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#2933439)





Date: June 5th, 2005 12:37 AM
Author: soul-stirring lake goal in life

it's complicated. nobody has ever been able to really figure out the predestination (or if you're secular, determinism) vs. free will problem. somehow it's both.

personally i think we're biologically incapable of ever understanding it, much as a chimpanzee is biologically incapable of learning calculus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#2933470)





Date: June 5th, 2005 12:41 AM
Author: bespoke lay party of the first part

Do you believe you are saved merely through accepting JC, or do you believe there is some kind of ongoing obligation?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#2933504)





Date: June 5th, 2005 12:59 AM
Author: soul-stirring lake goal in life

i believe that if you truly accept Christ then you should actively want to 'walk the walk', as they say. so yes, there's ongoing obligation but it doesn't feel like one.

as to people who lose faith after having been saved - i don't know.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#2933634)





Date: June 5th, 2005 12:43 AM
Author: Territorial school

Hmm, that doesn't narrow it much.

Maybe this one will:

Gays: acceptable or burning in hellfire for all eternity?

[Too many denominations focus on this for me to list offhand.]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#2933525)





Date: June 5th, 2005 1:02 AM
Author: soul-stirring lake goal in life

i think the bible is clear that homosexual behavior, like any kind of sexual behavior outside marriage, is sinful. lots of things are sinful.

in other words, if you're going to hell you're going to hell, and the path you take doesn't matter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#2933650)





Date: June 5th, 2005 1:04 AM
Author: Territorial school

So you would not want your church to accept homosexuals as leaders or members of the church?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#2933662)





Date: June 5th, 2005 1:07 AM
Author: soul-stirring lake goal in life

not if they were practicing homosexuals.

that said, i think homosexuals should be treated fairly in society at large, including legal union rights.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#2933682)





Date: June 5th, 2005 1:08 AM
Author: Territorial school

Okay, nix the Presbyterian Church, the Methodist Church, and the United Church of Christ from your list. (Maybe some others, too. I need to consult some sources.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#2933691)





Date: June 5th, 2005 2:14 AM
Author: cruel-hearted olive area national security agency

episcopalian is off too.

but anglican is still good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#2934159)





Date: June 5th, 2005 11:21 AM
Author: wild bateful station sound barrier

Aren't Episcopalian and Anglican the same? Episcopalians are part of the "world wide Anglican communion".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#2935322)





Date: June 5th, 2005 9:14 PM
Author: Territorial school

They are officially separate churches (EDIT: in terms of their incorporation in separate countries, or at least that's my impression), but yeah, they're the same. It wouldn't surprise me, though, if some of their policies (such as acceptance of openly gay members) are slightly off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#2938663)





Date: June 5th, 2005 11:19 AM
Author: Crimson Unholy Psychic

I don't know if there is a difference between the United Church of Christ and regular Church of Christ, but I was raised in the latter and those people were sure as hell opposed to gay marriage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#2935314)





Date: June 5th, 2005 9:40 PM
Author: Territorial school

They must be different. The UCC is running a series of ads about how inclusive they are, and it shows gay couples as members of the church. http://www.stillspeaking.com/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#2938839)





Date: June 5th, 2005 2:05 PM
Author: Mischievous faggot firefighter kitty cat

Date: June 5th, 2005 1:08 AM

Author: Winnie Cooper ("Why, are you looking for work?")

Okay, nix the Presbyterian Church, the Methodist Church, and the United Church of Christ from your list. (Maybe some others, too. I need to consult some sources.)

------------

This poster doesn't realize that there are at least 5 different varieties of each of these meta-denominations. There is no such thing as "the Presbyterian Church". There is PCUSA, PCA, OPC, FPCS, PCUS, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#2935874)





Date: June 5th, 2005 9:16 PM
Author: Territorial school

I was referring to the Presbyterian Church (USA).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#2938675)





Date: June 5th, 2005 1:06 AM
Author: bespoke lay party of the first part

That's mostly Old Testament though. A lot of Christians pretty much disregard it and only look at New Testament.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#2933680)





Date: June 5th, 2005 1:11 AM
Author: soul-stirring lake goal in life

fornication is a sin whether it's homo or heterosexual. the new testament is pretty clear about this. see, for example, jesus' exchange with the samaritan woman in the gospel of john.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#2933702)





Date: June 5th, 2005 3:25 AM
Author: Pungent Keepsake Machete Resort

You won't let them get married yet the whole reason for your disapproval is because they are fornicators. That seems a bit circular.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#2934604)





Date: June 5th, 2005 3:29 AM
Author: soul-stirring lake goal in life

it's not up to me. i didn't write the book. neither did i set the norms of human behavior throughout history.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#2934620)





Date: June 5th, 2005 3:31 AM
Author: Pungent Keepsake Machete Resort

Where in "the book" does it say that marriage is only between a man and a woman?

"neither did i set the norms of human behavior throughout history"

So how many slaves do you own?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#2934624)





Date: June 5th, 2005 3:33 AM
Author: Crawly Low-t Indian Lodge Elastic Band

yay, arrow is back. unretire your retired username and retire the retired one!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#2934630)





Date: June 5th, 2005 3:37 AM
Author: Pungent Keepsake Machete Resort

Ha, thanks. I'm actually doing a pretty good job of quitting... just a little relapse.

How are you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#2934645)





Date: June 5th, 2005 3:39 AM
Author: Crawly Low-t Indian Lodge Elastic Band

Pretty good/hanging in there. I want to get to the stage where I post on xoxo once every week or so, but I can't seem to kick the habit.

I was about to go to sleep right now, for example, but then I saw this thread and that idea went all to hell...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#2934654)





Date: June 5th, 2005 3:43 AM
Author: Pungent Keepsake Machete Resort

Things will get really slow here soon, so hopefully that will help you lose your interest.

Ha. Maybe we should all just to go to bed. :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#2934663)





Date: June 5th, 2005 3:47 AM
Author: Crawly Low-t Indian Lodge Elastic Band

Yeah, hopefully the problem will cure itself.

Goodnight!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#2934683)





Date: June 5th, 2005 3:48 AM
Author: Pungent Keepsake Machete Resort

Goodnight! Hopefully you'll be able to pull yourself away from xoxo and get some rest soon! :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#2934696)





Date: June 5th, 2005 3:21 AM
Author: brindle sanctuary

what about homosexual behavior within marriage?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#2934589)





Date: June 5th, 2005 3:27 AM
Author: soul-stirring lake goal in life

marriage is between a man and a woman - that's been universally true for thousands of years. (in fact it's true of the world today and, outside of a slim sector of elite western society, most people would like to see it stay that way.)

therefore any homosexual behavior within marriage would necessarily be adulterous.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#2934613)





Date: June 5th, 2005 3:31 AM
Author: brindle sanctuary

let me make this simple.

hypothetical world: allows homosexual marriage.

question: on your newly discovered religious grounds, do you still oppose homosexual relations between lawfully married couples

how is that necessarily adulterous? your whole claim is contingent on past circumstances. that's a killer argument you have there. "it was contingent on past circumstance, so under hypothetically varied circumstances, it would remain the same."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#2934625)





Date: June 5th, 2005 3:38 AM
Author: soul-stirring lake goal in life

i didn't start this thread to have a debate over gay marriage. honestly it's not something i've put a lot of thought into, but what understanding i do have of the bible indicates that it's not acceptable. i don't have to justify my beliefs to you - i'm not here for apologetics.

but what does it matter, practically speaking? it will never be legalized.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#2934651)





Date: February 4th, 2006 4:02 AM
Author: soul-stirring lake goal in life

my views on gay marriage have changed. i don't see anything wrong with the state sanctioning gay marriage, so it should be legal, but for reasons of doctrinal orthodoxy i don't think the church should sanction it. neither do i think that the church should interpose in the business of the state.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#4992173)





Date: July 2nd, 2006 9:37 PM
Author: Pale Flatulent State Degenerate

A strict intrepretation of Leviticus 18:22 reveals that men should not sleep with other men. It fails to restrict women sleeping with women.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#6125535)





Date: August 30th, 2006 6:08 AM
Author: Blathering public bath

It's clearly implied that a woman is forbidden from sleeping with another woman unless she has her husband's consent or it's a three-some. Three-somes could only be considered acceptable if it doesn't end up weakening the marriage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#6524804)





Date: June 5th, 2005 12:50 AM
Author: Territorial school

How would you feel about your church's divestment of properties in Israel due to its treatment of Palestinians? [See Presbyterian Church USA.]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#2933573)





Date: June 5th, 2005 1:05 AM
Author: soul-stirring lake goal in life

i think i'd be indifferent to it.

that said, i'm sympathetic to the plight of the palestinians and i think the state of israel has done some wicked things. states, after all, are not moral entities.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#2933666)





Date: June 5th, 2005 1:09 AM
Author: Territorial school

Doesn't matter. The Presbyterian Church is disqualified anyway, due to gay members.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#2933696)





Date: June 5th, 2005 2:07 PM
Author: Mischievous faggot firefighter kitty cat

Which Presbyterian church are you referring to? PCA? PCUSA? OPC? PCUS? FPCS?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#2935881)





Date: June 5th, 2005 12:57 AM
Author: Territorial school

Speaking in tongues: evidence of communion with the Holy Spirit? [See Pentacostalism.]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#2933620)





Date: June 5th, 2005 1:11 AM
Author: soul-stirring lake goal in life

not sure.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#2933704)





Date: June 5th, 2005 12:58 AM
Author: impressive casino mental disorder

Anal: Gift from god or the hershey highway to hell?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#2933630)





Date: June 5th, 2005 1:19 AM
Author: Territorial school

Is direct experience with God available to all people without meditation?

Would you like to listen to the Holy Spirit?

Is violence always wrong?

Are sacraments unnecesary because every act in life is sacred?

Are plainness and simplicity good ways to live your life?

[See Society of Friends, the Quakers.]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#2933747)





Date: June 5th, 2005 1:22 AM
Author: Territorial school

Actually, this might just be easier, if not particularly accurate: http://www.beliefnet.com/section/quiz/index.asp?sectionID=10002&surveyID=83

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#2933764)





Date: June 5th, 2005 1:31 AM
Author: brindle sanctuary

http://www.beliefnet.com/story/76/story_7665_1.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#2933840)





Date: June 5th, 2005 1:34 AM
Author: Territorial school

I took the Christian one, and this was my outcome. I do, in fact, live in the leafy university town. Eerie.

Bishop Spong Christian

(a.k.a. "Biblical Revisionist")

You think the Bible is a powerful metaphorical narrative and believe that Jesus was a heroic figure similar to Gandhi. You believe in God as a loving creator and that She will forgive you for just about anything. You're willing to admit that you don't believe in the resurrection. You go to church for the sense of community and the music and because you like to hector your fellow Christians about their backward ways. You read Toni Morrison, Elaine Pagels, and Bishop Spong, the controversial Episcopalian prelate. You enjoyed the "The Da Vinci Code" as a thriller and found its ideas about Christian history thought-provoking, if not always historically accurate. Though you probably didn't see it, you're sure that "The Passion of the Christ" presented an utterly backward version of Christianity. You ardently support gay rights and feel guilty that you yourself are not gay. (If you are gay, you're in a loving, committed relationship). You live in a leafy university town, order Chai at the local coffee house (never Starbucks), and subscribe to The New Yorker. You watch TV so you can talk disdainfully about how bad TV is. You give to charity, preferring the local homeless shelter to those bureaucratic national charities. For you, the crux of Christianity is Jesus' revolutionary message of empowering "the least of these."

I'll take your quiz next.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#2933868)





Date: June 5th, 2005 1:45 AM
Author: Territorial school

1. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (100%)

2. Unitarian Universalism (98%)

3. Liberal Quakers (93%)

4. Secular Humanism (89%)

5. Neo-Pagan (76%)

6. Bahá'í Faith (70%)

7. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (70%)

8. Nontheist (67%)

9. New Age (64%)

10. Reform Judaism (61%)

11. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (59%)

12. New Thought (58%)

13. Theravada Buddhism (56%)

14. Sikhism (54%)

15. Scientology (53%)

16. Taoism (53%)

17. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (45%)

18. Mahayana Buddhism (43%)

19. Jehovah's Witness (32%)

20. Orthodox Quaker (30%)

21. Hinduism (27%)

22. Eastern Orthodox (24%)

23. Islam (24%)

24. Orthodox Judaism (24%)

25. Roman Catholic (24%)

26. Jainism (21%)

27. Seventh Day Adventist (18%)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#2933945)





Date: June 5th, 2005 2:16 AM
Author: soul-stirring lake goal in life

1. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (100%)

2. Orthodox Quaker (95%)

3. Eastern Orthodox (93%)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#2934177)





Date: June 5th, 2005 3:00 AM
Author: talented coiffed parlour

1. Nontheist (100%)

2. Theravada Buddhism (90%)

3. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (81%)

4. Jainism (78%)

5. Hinduism (74%)

6. Bahá'í Faith (70%)

7. Unitarian Universalism (69%)

8. Secular Humanism (68%)

9. Mahayana Buddhism (67%)

10. Eastern Orthodox (67%)

11. Islam (67%)

12. Orthodox Judaism (67%



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#2934510)





Date: June 5th, 2005 11:00 AM
Author: Seedy slate stead

guess Im not a christian afterall.

1. Mahayana Buddhism (100%)

2. Unitarian Universalism (98%)

3. Liberal Quakers (94%)

4. Orthodox Judaism (93%)

5. Bahá'í Faith (89%)

6. Reform Judaism (89%)

7. Neo-Pagan (89%)

8. Jainism (88%)

9. Islam (87%)

10. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (84%)

11. Sikhism (81%)

12. Hinduism (78%)

13. Theravada Buddhism (77%)

14. New Age (74%)

15. New Thought (67%)

16. Scientology (61%)

17. Orthodox Quaker (60%)

18. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (60%)

19. Secular Humanism (51%)

20. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (50%)

21. Eastern Orthodox (50%)

22. Roman Catholic (50%)

23. Nontheist (48%)

24. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (44%)

25. Taoism (43%)

26. Jehovah's Witness (37%)

27. Seventh Day Adventist (36%)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#2935272)





Date: August 20th, 2005 1:43 PM
Author: Beady-eyed orange milk

1. Liberal Quakers (100%)

2. Reform Judaism (97%)

3. Orthodox Judaism (96%)

4. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (90%)

5. Sikhism (88%)

6. Unitarian Universalism (88%)

7. Bah�'� Faith (84%)

8. Neo-Pagan (82%)

9. Orthodox Quaker (82%)

10. Eastern Orthodox (81%)

11. Roman Catholic (81%)

12. Islam (79%)

13. Seventh Day Adventist (74%)

14. Mahayana Buddhism (73%)

15. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (72%)

16. Jainism (67%)

17. Hinduism (66%)

18. New Age (65%)

19. Theravada Buddhism (59%)

20. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (55%)

21. Secular Humanism (51%)

22. Jehovah's Witness (42%)

23. New Thought (41%)

24. Scientology (39%)

25. Taoism (38%)

26. Nontheist (28%)

27. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (20%)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#3638276)





Date: June 5th, 2005 12:26 AM
Author: Cowardly fluffy lettuce kitty

cool, what was it that convinced you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#2933394)





Date: June 5th, 2005 12:29 AM
Author: soul-stirring lake goal in life

it wasn't a matter of being convinced, exactly. you can't accept Christ with your intellect - it must be done through the heart.

it's kind of a long story, but i'm willing to elaborate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#2933419)





Date: June 5th, 2005 12:34 AM
Author: Honey-headed racy cruise ship idiot

im curious to hear it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#2933448)





Date: June 5th, 2005 12:37 AM
Author: Cowardly fluffy lettuce kitty

so what was it that moved you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#2933476)





Date: June 5th, 2005 1:49 AM
Author: soul-stirring lake goal in life

i was pretty distressed about peak oil and its implications, which is to say that i was filled with dread about our impending doom. (lifeaftertheoilcrash.net if you're not convinced yet.) i was at work (lowe's) early in the morning, desperately trying to think of a way to save myself and convince my family to sell their stock and real estate and head for the proverbial hills. in thinking this through i sort of likened myself to john the baptist - a wild man coming out of nowhere announcing something big. i guess that thought tipped me onto God - i made an urgent pleading to him: 'deep down i've always wanted to believe but i've never been able to. if you're up there, please, just nudge me over the edge. i could really use it right now'. over the next 10-15 minutes occurred a series of strange coincidences.

first, over the overhead radio came on a breakup song, the lyrics of which went something like, 'it's over now and there's nothing you can do about it'. afterward a second song (i think by carole king) came on, the lyrics of which ran, 'the earth shakes under my feet, the sky comes tumbling down, tumbling down'. afterward a third song came on - 'here comes the sun' by the beatles. 'that's odd,' i thought, 'it tells a little story'.

after that i overheard my department manager talking about natural disasters. (if memory serves, i think he was saying something about how when the tsunami hit, it was a great fortune that not more lives were lost to disease.) i took it into my head that i should go talk to him, that if i told him i thought there was an oncoming catastrophe, he of all people might not think i was crazy. as i went over to talk to him, he was holding a long PVC pipe in his hand, resembling a staff (the 'staff' was curved at one end). he banged it twice against the ground, yelling 'john!' each time (there's a guy in the dept. named john). i'm not sure what significance, if any, that had, but it added to the sort of surreal dream-quality state i remember being in at the time.

when i got up to this guy, my manager, i said, 'hey johnny, there's something i want to talk to you about'. he said, ok, and we went into an empty aisle. 'you might think i'm nuts,' i said, 'but i think there's going to be a big disaster soon'. before i could explain about the oil, he calmly and immediately said, 'i know, i'm a witch,' and pulled out a hidden medallion that was hanging from his neck. 'but i'm a survivor. i'm going to survive this thing, and my family is going to survive too.' he also made clear that he had had these beliefs for a long time, that it wasn't a fad thing, and he made some strange remarks about satan - both that he didn't believe he existed, and that his greatest trick was convincing everyone of the same.

i was tripped out by the whole thing, but i didn't convert just yet. i finished my shift and went on to my other job across town. i was able to concentrate on my work, but i kept thinking about the events of earlier that day, and i kept thinking about peak oil. finally, near the end of the day, i asked my boss, a christian, if he believed in the evangelical interpretation of the book of revelation - did he think it would actually happen. he said absolutely, and not only that but it'd happen soon, and he went on to give some scriptural support of his belief - but i was too consumed by my own thoughts to really listen. then i told him that i thought something big was going to happen soon, too, and i gave a short explanation why.

he said, marcus, if God has put this weight on your heart, then maybe that's for a reason. as soon as he said that i burst into tears, sobbing. i just couldn't control myself. he said, if you want to come to Christ now, you can do that. i nodded, and he led me in a prayer. i was so overwhelmed, though, that i could only get the first couple lines out, though i repeated the rest of them in my head. as this happened, a fire came on me. it felt like i was bursting and vibrating with energy and light - it felt like i was incredibly, incredibly high. i was so overwhelmed that i left right off, i told him that i couldn't be there any more. i walked to my car, still full to the brim with the Spirit, still crying but this time in joy. the high, the highest i've ever been in my life, lasted about 30 minutes. the anxiety and dread of before had evaporated. i called some people who i knew would be happy to hear the good news, people i knew had been praying for me my whole life - like my grandma.

this is the first part of my story. i'm going to take a break now to get something to drink and catch up on the other questions on this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#2933980)





Date: June 5th, 2005 1:51 AM
Author: Territorial school

It's "I feel the earth move under my feet," not "shake."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#2933997)





Date: June 5th, 2005 1:52 AM
Author: soul-stirring lake goal in life

okay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#2934005)





Date: June 5th, 2005 3:20 AM
Author: aromatic translucent rigpig

LMAO. what a weird response to his story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#2934583)





Date: June 5th, 2005 3:40 AM
Author: Stirring university

wtf @ "the usual suspects" allusion.

KAISER SOZE LIVES!!11

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#2934655)





Date: June 5th, 2005 3:40 AM
Author: violent concupiscible native

I dont really see the link between these events and your newfound belief in the Christian God.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#2934658)





Date: June 5th, 2005 3:43 AM
Author: soul-stirring lake goal in life

like i said, this is only the first part.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#2934665)





Date: June 5th, 2005 3:47 AM
Author: brindle sanctuary

there's more!

PVC man: part ii?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#2934691)





Date: June 5th, 2005 3:54 AM
Author: Stirring university

PVC man: the reckoning

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#2934726)





Date: June 5th, 2005 3:55 AM
Author: brindle sanctuary

this time the PVC rattles thrice!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#2934729)





Date: March 23rd, 2006 2:25 AM
Author: alcoholic mad cow disease

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#5404922)





Date: August 30th, 2006 3:50 AM
Author: henna domesticated field

http://spanking360.blogspot.com/2006/08/why-i-believe-in-our-lord-and-savior.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#6524730)





Date: June 5th, 2005 12:27 AM
Author: alcoholic mad cow disease

I recently became a Roman. Prepare to die, bitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#2933403)





Date: June 5th, 2005 3:12 AM
Author: laughsome incel location

haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#2934554)





Date: June 5th, 2005 3:22 AM
Author: brindle sanctuary

hungry lions?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#2934593)





Date: June 5th, 2005 3:27 AM
Author: Sable Whorehouse Boiling Water

176.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#2934614)





Date: June 5th, 2005 12:28 AM
Author: khaki gunner scourge upon the earth

do you forgive us for killing him?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#2933413)





Date: June 5th, 2005 12:30 AM
Author: soul-stirring lake goal in life

i'm guessing by 'us' you mean jews?

the matter never crossed my mind.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#2933423)





Date: June 5th, 2005 12:30 AM
Author: gaped locale laser beams

HA HA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#2933425)





Date: June 5th, 2005 1:00 AM
Author: brindle sanctuary

why have faith?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#2933641)





Date: June 5th, 2005 1:04 AM
Author: brindle sanctuary

bible: to be taken literally?

how old do you believe the earth to be?

what is the nature of the trinity?

what saves you, faith or works?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#2933663)





Date: June 5th, 2005 2:26 AM
Author: soul-stirring lake goal in life

my opinion on all these matters is so far unformed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#2934260)





Date: June 5th, 2005 2:29 AM
Author: brindle sanctuary

so you mostly became a christian on a whim, i take it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#2934290)





Date: June 5th, 2005 2:33 AM
Author: soul-stirring lake goal in life

no, like i said i had flirted with it for a time.

i haven't had time to make up my mind on all the doctrinal matters - i need to read the bible to see what it says about them.

and again, this stuff isn't really the important thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#2934313)





Date: June 5th, 2005 2:44 AM
Author: talented coiffed parlour

The trinity is one of the most important parts of christianity. Large numbers of people have died fighting over it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#2934397)





Date: June 5th, 2005 2:50 AM
Author: soul-stirring lake goal in life

okay - i think the trinity is both one and three. i think there is one God and Christ and the Spirit are His ways of communicating with us.

i think faith precedes works, but that true faith leads to works.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#2934444)





Date: March 23rd, 2006 2:28 AM
Author: stubborn potus quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#5404947)





Date: June 5th, 2005 12:32 AM
Author: Honey-headed racy cruise ship idiot

What were you before?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#2933438)





Date: June 5th, 2005 12:43 AM
Author: soul-stirring lake goal in life

lifelong, hardcore atheist until i started to flirt with christianity my sophomore year at st. john's. (it was helped along by the fact that i was desperately in love with a fundamentalist christian who would have nothing to do with me romantically since i was an unbeliever.)

that fell apart as soon as it became clear she and i could never be together, and i became agnostic (which is really just lukewarm atheism). i became an uncommitted theist earlier this year after a mushroom trip, and finally i converted a couple weeks ago.

i'll describe that up above in response to ncchinese.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#2933523)





Date: June 5th, 2005 12:56 AM
Author: Honey-headed racy cruise ship idiot

You found God while pining for some chick and doing mushrooms? Jesus Christ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#2933612)





Date: June 5th, 2005 12:57 AM
Author: soul-stirring lake goal in life

no, i'll tell that story in a minute. it will take a while.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#2933617)





Date: June 5th, 2005 1:06 AM
Author: excitant elite crackhouse black woman

you're an atheist, right, stanlee?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#2933678)





Date: June 5th, 2005 1:01 AM
Author: brindle sanctuary

do you realize that your distinction between atheism and agnosticsm reeks of ignorance? one can be both. they are not opposed concepts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#2933646)





Date: June 5th, 2005 1:13 AM
Author: soul-stirring lake goal in life

as far as i know, the distinction i've drawn between them is the popular distinction. i'm not interested in the logical minutiae.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#2933713)





Date: June 5th, 2005 1:23 AM
Author: excitant elite crackhouse black woman

do you still listen to the Beatles and the like now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#2933771)





Date: June 5th, 2005 1:51 AM
Author: soul-stirring lake goal in life

yeah of course. but i'm no longer drawn to their personalities.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#2933996)





Date: June 5th, 2005 1:25 AM
Author: brindle sanctuary

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Strong_atheism

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Weak_atheism

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Agnostic_atheism

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Strong_agnosticism

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Weak_agnosticism

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#2933790)





Date: June 5th, 2005 2:17 AM
Author: Cracking Mediation Roast Beef

st john's? from minnesota?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#2934194)





Date: June 5th, 2005 2:21 AM
Author: soul-stirring lake goal in life

college in santa fe. the great books program.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#2934216)





Date: June 5th, 2005 12:38 AM
Author: Heady Tan Church

are you in law school? will you be going to biglaw?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#2933480)





Date: June 5th, 2005 12:57 AM
Author: soul-stirring lake goal in life

no to both.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#2933622)





Date: June 5th, 2005 12:38 AM
Author: excitant elite crackhouse black woman

are you still gonna shroom it up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#2933487)





Date: June 5th, 2005 12:57 AM
Author: soul-stirring lake goal in life

no.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#2933621)





Date: June 5th, 2005 1:00 AM
Author: excitant elite crackhouse black woman

Damn.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#2933639)





Date: June 5th, 2005 12:43 AM
Author: Gay trip twinkling uncleanness wagecucks

are you going to change your behavior in any way?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#2933522)





Date: June 5th, 2005 12:57 AM
Author: soul-stirring lake goal in life

i already have. my behavior has changed dramatically.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#2933619)





Date: June 5th, 2005 12:58 AM
Author: Gay trip twinkling uncleanness wagecucks

care to elaborate?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#2933628)





Date: June 5th, 2005 1:53 AM
Author: soul-stirring lake goal in life

no more drugs, no more getting drunk, no more premarital sex.

also i've been going to church and i'm much happier and fulfilled. there's joy in my life and no worry. i've become more generous and forgiving.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#2934016)





Date: August 20th, 2005 3:21 PM
Author: passionate plaza

What type of church have you been going to?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#3638773)





Date: February 4th, 2006 1:30 AM
Author: Carmine lodge

Dude, be Catholic and you can at least drink.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#4991574)





Date: July 2nd, 2006 10:44 PM
Author: Spectacular Abusive Windowlicker Ticket Booth

Most denominations allow drinking; it's just getting drunk that's a problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#6125931)





Date: August 30th, 2006 5:21 AM
Author: Blathering public bath

You could drink as long as you don't get drunk?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#6524774)





Date: June 5th, 2005 1:00 AM
Author: Impertinent Offensive Electric Furnace

thats good to hear (on all accounts)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#2933635)





Date: June 5th, 2005 12:57 AM
Author: Marvelous church building

Very interesting. I'm a borderline fundamentalist here, so I'm glad to hear the news.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#2933624)





Date: June 5th, 2005 12:59 AM
Author: topaz french stage

flame. real christian would have said it was jesus, not God, who converted them ("i let him into ma harrrt.")

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#2933632)





Date: June 5th, 2005 1:01 AM
Author: Honey-headed racy cruise ship idiot

jesus and god are actually the same person, like me and mandy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#2933644)





Date: June 5th, 2005 1:43 AM
Author: Stirring university

179

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#2933937)





Date: June 5th, 2005 1:00 AM
Author: Vivacious cumskin new version

DO you admit that the reason you have chosen xtianity and not Islam, Buddhism, Druidism, etc. is because you have been socially conditioned by our society to see xtianity as the only viable option? Doesn't this detract from the legitimacy of your faith?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#2933637)





Date: June 5th, 2005 1:05 AM
Author: saffron son of senegal

I like story time. Tell me more.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#2933671)





Date: June 5th, 2005 2:01 AM
Author: soul-stirring lake goal in life

many people have abandoned their native ways for the christian way. and many people in our society have taken different paths - until recently i was one of them.

i see your basic point, but i don't think it detracts from the legitimacy of my faith.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#2934066)





Date: June 5th, 2005 1:03 AM
Author: brindle sanctuary

why aren't you a muslism?

why aren't you a hindu?

why didn't you choose to be a jehova's witness?

why not be a zoroastrian instead?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#2933652)





Date: June 5th, 2005 2:02 AM
Author: soul-stirring lake goal in life

read about my experience above.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#2934069)





Date: June 5th, 2005 2:36 AM
Author: brindle sanctuary

you heard some songs, a dude rattled a PVC pipe, and you asked someone you knew (likely to be christian given that this is the US) about revelation.

so why aren't you a jehovah's witness? or a mormon? or a 7th day adventist? or a pentacostal?

but more importantly, do you think you experience was somehow special, or were you merely filtering through the lens you had established for youself?

give me a religion and some background knowledge, and i'll bet you i can come up with a set of circumstances for nearly any day of my life just as good as yours.

the bottom line is you wanted to believe something and found a set of occurances that fit your predetermined objective.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#2934336)





Date: June 5th, 2005 3:01 AM
Author: soul-stirring lake goal in life

>> so why aren't you a jehovah's witness? or a mormon? or a 7th day adventist? or a pentacostal?

who knows? maybe i am one of these things. but after my experience, my first impulse was to want to start reading the bible and become closer to God, not to find a particular group to belong to.

>> but more importantly, do you think you experience was somehow special, or were you merely filtering through the lens you had established for youself?

i'm not sure what this means. but i do think my experience was special. no christian i've talked to has gone through anything so dramatic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#2934512)





Date: June 5th, 2005 3:10 AM
Author: Bright therapy

People can achieve amazing states of joy and exhilaration through meditation. You achieved such a state and you felt that it was the Spirit coming in to your heart because a little earlier you had asked God for a "nudge."

It could be a simple misinterpretation of the cause of the event on your part.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#2934548)





Date: June 5th, 2005 3:11 AM
Author: soul-stirring lake goal in life

could be, but i don't think so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#2934553)





Date: June 5th, 2005 3:15 AM
Author: brindle sanctuary

i want a nudge. i'll go make one out of my life experiences. eureka! i found god in a rattling PVC pipe!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#2934569)





Date: June 5th, 2005 3:19 AM
Author: soul-stirring lake goal in life

you're oversimplifying and you know it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#2934579)





Date: June 5th, 2005 3:25 AM
Author: brindle sanctuary

bullshit.

you were "pretty distressed about peak oil and its implications" and came up with a expectation you could satisfy to your psychological benefit by selectively interpreting information: "if you're up there, please, just nudge me over the edge."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#2934601)





Date: June 5th, 2005 3:31 AM
Author: soul-stirring lake goal in life

do you have a better interpretation for the events that followed? they were all meaningless, i suppose - the product of random chance. or perhaps i hallucinated it all because i so dearly wanted to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#2934623)





Date: June 5th, 2005 3:34 AM
Author: brindle sanctuary

better interpretation? uhm, yes, i've already offered it.

people give meaning to experiences. you chose to give them a particular meaning. there was no intrinsic meaning.

it's not hallucination. that's observing or experiencing things that have no external stimulus. i'm not disputing PVC pipe and the existence of fm radio.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#2934634)





Date: June 5th, 2005 3:40 AM
Author: soul-stirring lake goal in life

i'm sorry, but i don't think that's a better interpretation. you won't convince me otherwise.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#2934657)





Date: June 5th, 2005 3:43 AM
Author: brindle sanctuary

of course not. you've already heard what you wanted to hear and made yourself hear.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#2934664)





Date: June 5th, 2005 3:37 AM
Author: Crawly Low-t Indian Lodge Elastic Band

i often have the same experience with dreams that 'come true' with deja vu. i think that it has something to do with selective interpretation, if a bit freaky.

sometimes, however, it does make you pause. for example, i was once in a vicious fight and at one point was lying on the concrete bleeding profusely from my face. when i finally came home hours later and woke up the next morning, my mom told me [before i told her what had happened] that she had a bad dream where she could see me lying on the ground with something in my chest-- a dream that she had never had before.

so, i think that sometimes the subconscious can play tricks on us, and occasionally warn of us dire things borne from our own intuition, although i don't personally believe there is a divine component to it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#2934649)





Date: June 5th, 2005 3:25 AM
Author: Crawly Low-t Indian Lodge Elastic Band

yeah, or through even significantly 'lesser' events.

i got a huge euphoric rush after several episodes in my life, most recently being getting my LSAT back after, and if combined with some sort of serotogenic release [i assume that it was initally some sort of dopamine production], i'm pretty sure that my mind would be blown into space.

as i understand, MDA/MDMA, and the passion of true love, have signficantly similar effects too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#2934605)





Date: June 5th, 2005 3:10 AM
Author: brindle sanctuary

funny how you skipped that last part:

give me a religion and some background knowledge, and i'll bet you i can come up with a set of circumstances for nearly any day of my life just as good as yours.

the bottom line is you wanted to believe something and found a set of occurances that fit your predetermined objective.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#2934550)





Date: June 5th, 2005 3:13 AM
Author: soul-stirring lake goal in life

that's one way of looking at it. i would have said the same thing a few weeks ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#2934561)





Date: June 5th, 2005 1:04 AM
Author: silver razzmatazz round eye

Assuming you did this in the official way, do you feel that you believe more in the idea of a higher power now that you've taken the step to make religion so official in your life? Or were you always pretty sure that God or something like that was out there?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#2933658)





Date: June 5th, 2005 2:04 AM
Author: soul-stirring lake goal in life

i've already answered this here.

but yes, of course i 'believe more in the idea of a higher power now'. moreover, the 'official' status of 'religion' in my life doesn't really concern me. what concerns me is being obedient to God and better coming to know Him through Christ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#2934084)





Date: June 5th, 2005 11:23 AM
Author: silver razzmatazz round eye

Good answer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#2935330)





Date: June 5th, 2005 1:30 AM
Author: appetizing confused ladyboy macaca

I've considered becoming a Christian before, though I'm firmly atheist. Religious people are happier on average than non-religious people. It's worth a shot, anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#2933836)





Date: June 5th, 2005 1:35 AM
Author: sepia faggotry

It's not just happiness.

It's also about having a metaphorical compass. You will always know where your "north" is, so it will be easy for you make up your mind when it comes to things like politics, and morality.

Sounds cheesy, but you will be surprised how many people have a hard time finding out where they stand on certain issues.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#2933882)





Date: June 5th, 2005 1:40 AM
Author: appetizing confused ladyboy macaca

I don't have a hard time making up my mind on things like politics and morality. I simply don't care about most of it.

One thing that depressed people often have in common is that they have a more realistic, less sanguine view of the world and themselves. That's why they're depressed. If living in a fantasy world can make you, on the whole, a happier individual, to no detriment at all, it might just be worth doing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#2933924)





Date: June 5th, 2005 2:09 AM
Author: soul-stirring lake goal in life

it's not the kind of thing you consider believing or not. it's not about adopting a set of propositions such as 'Jesus Christ is the Son of God' or 'we are all sinful'. it's about that 'personal relationship' you hear so much about, a mystical sort of communion with and growth in God. the doctrinal stuff follows.

you can't understand it if you're not there already, and i'm not sure how much choice we really have in it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#2934124)





Date: June 5th, 2005 2:13 AM
Author: appetizing confused ladyboy macaca

I know all that. I'd start by going to church, being more open to the message, and praying. Hopefully something would take root after a while, and I'd will myself into genuinely believing. I may try it at some point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#2934150)





Date: June 5th, 2005 2:15 AM
Author: soul-stirring lake goal in life

that would all be helpful, but you can't exactly will yourself into it.

you should definitely try it though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#2934166)





Date: June 5th, 2005 1:34 AM
Author: gaped locale laser beams

well, fuck -- if dylan can become born-again, i won't think less of you for it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#2933864)





Date: June 5th, 2005 2:14 AM
Author: Bright therapy

"'deep down i've always wanted to believe but i've never been able to. if you're up there, please, just nudge me over the edge. i could really use it right now'.

I think you would benefit from learning about Vedanta, Thersites. You sound like a person who was afraid and thus you have resorted to belief. If there is one word that you find coming out like a bomb from the Upanishads, bursting like a bombshell upon masses of ignorance, it is the word, fearlessness. Vedanta leads you to joy and fearlessness. You learn to enjoy every moment of your life, no matter what happens.

However, instead of demanding faith and belief, Vedanta calls upon us to understand. It is composed not of doctrines, but of teachings meant to lead us to a deeper understanding of ourselves. For me, an orientation emphasizing knowledge rather than belief is crucial.

PS: Just to make the distinction between knowledge and belief: You know that you are in front of a monitor but you may believe the Bible is infallible. Whatever is present in your own experience cannot be a matter of belief. On the other hand, what we cannot experience is a matter of faith.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#2934155)





Date: June 5th, 2005 2:35 AM
Author: Glittery really tough guy turdskin

Man, I feel a little bad if you meant to be serious, but this post was crazy hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#2934329)





Date: June 5th, 2005 2:46 AM
Author: Bright therapy

No need to feel bad. Are you familiar with Vedanta?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#2934411)





Date: June 5th, 2005 3:46 AM
Author: Glittery really tough guy turdskin

I did a quick Google search but that's all. I just find it incredibly funny that the OP found religion and you responded with "Congrats, here try another" the way somebody tries out new foods or drugs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#2934677)





Date: June 5th, 2005 4:01 AM
Author: Bright therapy

Oh, I see the humor in that.

To me, a religion is a system of of beliefs, so Vedanta doesn't qualify as religion. Vedanta is means of knowledge, a method for leading you to discover the truth of yourself. Vedanta isn't a religion any more than calculus is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#2934758)





Date: June 5th, 2005 2:19 AM
Author: Cracking Mediation Roast Beef

'deep down i've always wanted to believe but i've never been able to"

crutch for weak minds

i didn't really rad after that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#2934203)





Date: June 5th, 2005 2:21 AM
Author: Mischievous faggot firefighter kitty cat

but to be fair you're a shallow whore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#2934218)





Date: June 5th, 2005 2:22 AM
Author: soul-stirring lake goal in life

it wouldn't hurt for you to. i typed all that out because i hoped someone would actually read it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#2934226)





Date: June 5th, 2005 2:22 AM
Author: Mischievous faggot firefighter kitty cat

it could be flame, but i found it fascinating.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#2934228)





Date: June 5th, 2005 2:25 AM
Author: soul-stirring lake goal in life

thanks. definitely not flame. i wouldn't go through all the trouble.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#2934250)





Date: June 5th, 2005 2:36 AM
Author: Mischievous faggot firefighter kitty cat

funky. there will definitely be a collapse in the US standard of living in the coming years, i wonder how people will react.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#2934337)





Date: June 5th, 2005 2:40 AM
Author: brindle sanctuary

by becoming zoroastrians?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#2934363)





Date: June 5th, 2005 2:41 AM
Author: Mischievous faggot firefighter kitty cat

fire cult, cool.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#2934368)





Date: June 5th, 2005 3:22 AM
Author: Pungent Keepsake Machete Resort

Don't worry, President Kerry will lead us through it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#2934592)





Date: June 5th, 2005 3:28 AM
Author: Sable Whorehouse Boiling Water

"there will definitely be a collapse in the US standard of living in the coming years"

I highly doubt this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#2934616)





Date: June 5th, 2005 3:44 AM
Author: soul-stirring lake goal in life

read through the site i linked.

our way of life is unsustainable. therefore it will not be sustained.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#2934671)





Date: June 5th, 2005 2:25 AM
Author: Cracking Mediation Roast Beef

Fuck, you lied. I read it and it did hurt. At the part where you "burst into tears" I threw up in my mouth a little.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#2934255)





Date: June 5th, 2005 2:27 AM
Author: Mischievous faggot firefighter kitty cat

wow, you're a heartless bitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#2934276)





Date: June 5th, 2005 2:38 AM
Author: Cracking Mediation Roast Beef

if you think that makes me a heartless bitch, you're a pussy bitch. If his dog died, I would let him cry on my shoulder if he wanted to. Men who cry for no good reason, on the ohter hand, are gross.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#2934349)





Date: June 5th, 2005 2:41 AM
Author: Mischievous faggot firefighter kitty cat

all your desire for macho won't turn your pussy boyfriend into a stud.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#2934374)





Date: June 5th, 2005 2:46 AM
Author: Cracking Mediation Roast Beef

do you swear you're not the original calm? you sound a heck of a lot like him. Tell me your thoughts on Bush.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#2934414)





Date: June 5th, 2005 2:50 AM
Author: Mischievous faggot firefighter kitty cat

I am the original calm. However, there is at least one other person posting under my account simultaneously and that person posted the Mandy loser fucker thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#2934441)





Date: June 5th, 2005 2:51 AM
Author: Cracking Mediation Roast Beef

dammit. how will I know whom not to talk to now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#2934449)





Date: June 5th, 2005 2:51 AM
Author: Mischievous faggot firefighter kitty cat

it presents a certain dilemma.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#2934451)





Date: June 5th, 2005 3:27 AM
Author: Pungent Keepsake Machete Resort

Ignore the one who posts gibberish and doesn't know how to use the shift key.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#2934609)





Date: June 5th, 2005 3:39 AM
Author: Sable Whorehouse Boiling Water

Since when does the real Calm not post gibberish?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#2934652)





Date: June 5th, 2005 3:44 AM
Author: Pungent Keepsake Machete Resort

Oops, I thought she wanted to ignore the real calm not the fake ones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#2934668)





Date: June 5th, 2005 3:45 AM
Author: Sable Whorehouse Boiling Water

Oh nm then.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#2934673)





Date: June 5th, 2005 11:10 AM
Author: Mischievous faggot firefighter kitty cat

fuck you, faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#2935291)





Date: June 5th, 2005 3:23 AM
Author: Sable Whorehouse Boiling Water

"all your desire for macho won't turn your pussy boyfriend into a stud."

Hahaha, I'm a pussy? Alright, fuckwit. At least I don't fuck Asian poon in the vain hope that they'll be more forgiving of your tiny cock.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#2934595)





Date: June 5th, 2005 11:10 AM
Author: Mischievous faggot firefighter kitty cat

this statement confuses me for several reasons.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#2935293)





Date: June 5th, 2005 3:30 AM
Author: Sable Whorehouse Boiling Water

"wow, you're a heartless bitch."

No, she's entirely correct. You're just a moron.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#2934621)





Date: June 5th, 2005 2:31 AM
Author: soul-stirring lake goal in life

i laughed and shook my head.

i think when the near future begins to unfold, a lot more people are going to be taking up the 'crutch'. with luck you'll be one of them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#2934306)





Date: June 5th, 2005 2:39 AM
Author: brindle sanctuary

just what we need -- more gimps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#2934355)





Date: June 5th, 2005 2:23 AM
Author: Crawly Low-t Indian Lodge Elastic Band

Congrats on finding yourself, being found, or both.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#2934238)





Date: June 5th, 2005 2:27 AM
Author: Cracking Mediation Roast Beef

I'm just curious, do any christians after reading his story kind of feel about him the way that atheists feel about, say, nazi atheists? Is there part of you that's thinking "please, don't let this guy be one of us, it's just embarassing"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#2934266)





Date: June 5th, 2005 2:39 AM
Author: Mischievous faggot firefighter kitty cat

i know that's what jews think about you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#2934356)





Date: June 5th, 2005 2:40 AM
Author: Glittery really tough guy turdskin

Maybe many of them also found Jesus by listening to pop music lyrics over the radio.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#2934364)





Date: June 5th, 2005 2:41 AM
Author: brindle sanctuary

creed brought me to the light!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#2934371)





Date: June 5th, 2005 2:43 AM
Author: Bright therapy

I actually have heard another story like this:

This teenage girl was in her bedroom, depressed and talking to God. She told God she wanted to believe and asked for a sign. Then "Forever Young" comes on the radio and she's like "OMG!!! That's my favorite song!! It's a sign!"

And now she's a born again Christian.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#2934393)





Date: June 5th, 2005 2:53 AM
Author: soul-stirring lake goal in life

that's not how i found Jesus. i found Jesus when i confessed and asked Him into my heart, and became filled with the Spirit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#2934465)





Date: June 5th, 2005 2:41 AM
Author: Crawly Low-t Indian Lodge Elastic Band

Actually from the anecdotal evidence i have gathered, this is how a lot of people convert to Christianity-- some inherent deep-seated belief that blossoms after a spiritual event.

I used to argue with Christians a lot but after reflecting on it a bit I just realized that people are going to believe what they're going to believe, and no persuasion [either towards religion or against] is going to change that. It just tends to introduce tension without any net benefit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#2934378)





Date: June 5th, 2005 2:47 AM
Author: brindle sanctuary

"The Earth is degenerating today. Bribery and corruption abound. Children no longer obey their parents, every man wants to write a book, and it is evident that the end of the world is fast approaching."

i learned that from some assyrian tablet written in 2800 bce

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#2934418)





Date: June 5th, 2005 2:55 AM
Author: soul-stirring lake goal in life

i knew and was convinced that civilization as we know it is coming to an end, before i converted.

as to whether the world is really going to end, meaning apocalypse - i don't know. no one does.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#2934479)





Date: June 5th, 2005 3:12 AM
Author: brindle sanctuary

right. right.

people have been saying that shit for thousands of years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#2934556)





Date: June 5th, 2005 3:15 AM
Author: soul-stirring lake goal in life

and sometimes they've been right. rome came to an end, athens, persia - many civilizations. ours is next, and the fall will be the greatest.

i challenge you to dispute the substance on the site i linked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#2934568)





Date: June 5th, 2005 3:27 AM
Author: brindle sanctuary

who gives a fuck what it says? i'll let you suppose for the sake of argument that it's entirely true.

jesus (and various other religious figures) didn't come in the past and there's no good reason to think they're coming this time either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#2934608)





Date: June 5th, 2005 3:34 AM
Author: soul-stirring lake goal in life

there are some good reasons, actually, but i'm not going to debate them.

i said elsewhere on the thread that i don't know when the return will be. it's perfectly likely that it won't happen in our lifetimes. nevertheless i think it might.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#2934632)





Date: June 5th, 2005 3:57 AM
Author: Glittery really tough guy turdskin

You should have done debate in high school to stock up on an endless supply of doomsday scenarios, and an equal number of counterarguments.

I for one welcome this peak oil scenario as it will finally shock some sense into our energy policy (and everybody else's, esp. China). Your site's discussion of energy alternatives is really weak. Sure, the alternatives might not look so great now, but I'd bet they'll be a whole lot better once we're motivated to seriously pursue them. Look how much this country accomplished technologically when we thought we were on the brink of nuclear annihilation. I'm sure there will be some rough periods but ultimately we and our kids will be better off for it.

But hey, I'm not going to knock religion as a backup plan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#2934738)





Date: June 5th, 2005 4:01 AM
Author: soul-stirring lake goal in life

what about the discussion of alternative sources was weak?

what i find weak - logically untenable in fact - is the faith that since we have overcome adversity in the past, we will be able to in the future.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#2934756)





Date: June 5th, 2005 4:22 AM
Author: Glittery really tough guy turdskin

Nuclear energy, to take one example. Its main obstacle is bad PR, which will ease considerably once people get tired of eating in the dark. The site's main criticism is that we'll run out of uranium. This of course doesn't consider alternative nuclear fuels. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nuclear_power#Fuel_resources

Really, if you are going to believe one website's treatment of a topic, it should be enough to just give you links to some others. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peak_oil#Hubbert_theory_criticisms

I haven't researched this, but there's probably a substantial connection between doomsday theories and cultlike behavior. You get dissatisfied with life, and you take this out on some aspect of the society/economy/etc. You want to believe that you alone understand the world and thus the source of your dissatisfaction. Then, of the legions of would-be prophets who proclaim varying explanations, you run across one whose voice matches your preformed beliefs and seize on it, ignoring or dismissing all evidence to the contrary.

I don't have anything against Christianity, but I just suspect your faith in it is not unlike your attachment to this peak oil thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#2934793)





Date: June 5th, 2005 4:38 AM
Author: soul-stirring lake goal in life

nuclear energy will definitely start to supplant dwindling electricity production (though according to president bush our future is in coal). but electricity production is a small part of our energy consumption. uranium will not power our cars or trucks or factories or airplanes or militaries.

the hubbert theory criticisms you linked aren't very convincing. in fact, most of them aren't criticisms at all.

i understand your suspicion, but it's not the case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#2934846)





Date: June 5th, 2005 3:13 AM
Author: laughsome incel location

weren't you boinking some christian chick?

you better stop boinking if you're a christian now. that's the true test.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#2934559)





Date: June 5th, 2005 3:14 AM
Author: soul-stirring lake goal in life

done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#2934565)





Date: June 5th, 2005 3:14 AM
Author: laughsome incel location

and the dope too. it's gotta go.

you're about the last person i wouldve expected as OP on this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#2934566)





Date: June 5th, 2005 3:15 AM
Author: soul-stirring lake goal in life

done. apparently you didn't read the whole thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#2934570)





Date: June 5th, 2005 3:17 AM
Author: laughsome incel location

no, sorry, i lack the patience for that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#2934575)





Date: June 5th, 2005 3:19 AM
Author: soul-stirring lake goal in life

yeah, that happens with these big ones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#2934582)





Date: June 5th, 2005 3:20 AM
Author: laughsome incel location

no offense, but your narrative above sounds fucking insane.

who converts for fear of an oil crash?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#2934586)





Date: June 5th, 2005 3:36 AM
Author: brindle sanctuary

the same dude who thinks a lackey weilding a PVC pipe is a sign from god.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#2934643)





Date: June 5th, 2005 3:47 AM
Author: soul-stirring lake goal in life

you're being dishonest and distorting my story because you have an emotional antipathy to it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#2934687)





Date: June 5th, 2005 3:49 AM
Author: brindle sanctuary

no. i have a logical antipathy to it. you strung a bunch of shit together and concluded that it must have been for a predetermined purpose, and you had no reason for that other than your own desire to see that sign.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#2934698)





Date: June 5th, 2005 3:52 AM
Author: soul-stirring lake goal in life

you have both a logical and emotional antipathy to it. you're taking the most ridiculous sounding parts of my narrative and trying to make them sound even more ridiculous. you either suffer poor reading comprehension or you're intellectually dishonest: i stated explicitly that i didn't attach any significance to the PVC.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#2934718)





Date: June 5th, 2005 3:53 AM
Author: brindle sanctuary

you strung a bunch of shit together and concluded that it must have been for a predetermined purpose, and you had no reason for that other than your own desire to see that sign.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#2934722)





Date: June 5th, 2005 3:57 AM
Author: soul-stirring lake goal in life

yes, i believe this is the third time you've explained this to me. trust me, it's not as though the possibility hadn't crossed my mind.

since you didn't address anything i just wrote, i'll take it that you concede my points.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#2934741)





Date: June 5th, 2005 4:00 AM
Author: brindle sanctuary

no, you dipshit. you're not responding at all. you're blabbering about various forms antipathy when it's irrelevant. so what if it's emotional antipathy? either way, you're still stringing stupid shit together. so what it it's logical antipathy? either way, you're still stringing stupid shit together.

you seem to have an uncanny knack for attributing meaning to the irrelevant -- in your story and now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#2934752)





Date: June 5th, 2005 4:06 AM
Author: soul-stirring lake goal in life

how is it irrelevant to point out that you're misrepresenting me? i'll admit, however, that it's not necessary to speculate on why that might be (being the emotional antipathy part).

as to my stringing stupid shit together, i already explained that it's not subject to debate. i know that it was meant for me and we both know that you won't convince me otherwise.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#2934766)





Date: June 5th, 2005 4:07 AM
Author: brindle sanctuary

how do you "know that it was meant for" you?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#2934768)





Date: June 5th, 2005 4:13 AM
Author: soul-stirring lake goal in life

i don't know. i just do, and did.

and whether you attach meaning to it or not, you have to admit that that was a remarkable string of coincidences, considering what i had just been thinking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#2934778)





Date: June 5th, 2005 4:04 AM
Author: brindle sanctuary

you say: "he was holding a long PVC pipe in his hand, resembling a staff (the 'staff' was curved at one end). he banged it twice against the ground, yelling 'john!' each time (there's a guy in the dept. named john). i'm not sure what significance, if any, that had, but it added to the sort of surreal dream-quality state i remember being in at the time."

you also say: "stated explicitly that i didn't attach any significance to the PVC."

i say: you're a fucking liar, or you're unable to write and read worth a damn. first, your story says the significance was unknown. your later claim says there was no significance. did you change your mind in the middle of the thread? your story says the significance added to the surreality. why would it add to the surreality of the situation if it had no significance? why would it add to the surreality of the situation if you did not attribute meaning to the PVC banging nonsense?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#2934762)





Date: June 5th, 2005 4:11 AM
Author: soul-stirring lake goal in life

>> why would it add to the surreality of the situation if it had no significance?

i don't know, it just did. the world physically felt different, as though i were in a dream. again, this is before my conversion.

when i said i didn't attach any significance to it, i meant that i didn't interpret it as an explicit sign. i'm sorry if that was unclear to you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#2934773)





Date: June 5th, 2005 3:38 AM
Author: Sable Whorehouse Boiling Water

"your narrative above sounds fucking insane."

They're almost universally either insane or silly. The silly ones are great. "I got cancer and survived so there must be a God." Except that tons of innocent little kids die of cancer, but whatever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#2934650)





Date: June 5th, 2005 3:45 AM
Author: laughsome incel location

this one is a lot more overtly insane than most though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#2934674)





Date: June 5th, 2005 3:48 AM
Author: soul-stirring lake goal in life

in what way is it insane to you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#2934695)





Date: June 5th, 2005 4:26 AM
Author: laughsome incel location

i just dont see why on earth your experiences would result in a religious conversion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#2934800)





Date: June 5th, 2005 4:43 AM
Author: soul-stirring lake goal in life

eh.. *shrugs*

it's more complicated, but i think that the more i try to explain, the less sense i'm going to make to you guys.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#2934851)





Date: June 5th, 2005 3:43 AM
Author: soul-stirring lake goal in life

no offense taken. i expected that most people would take it that way. i would have myself, not long ago. but the narrative is true.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#2934662)





Date: June 5th, 2005 4:06 AM
Author: Cracking Mediation Roast Beef

it's not that anyone doubts which songs were played on the radio, for example. It's that your conclusion and reaction is nutty. Face it, reality got too tough for you and you grabbed onto a flimsy set of coincidences and called them a "sign from god."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#2934765)





Date: June 5th, 2005 4:16 AM
Author: soul-stirring lake goal in life

what about the set of coincidences was flimsy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#2934787)





Date: June 5th, 2005 4:23 AM
Author: Cracking Mediation Roast Beef

in regard to coincidences, the question is not "what about them was flimsy?" the question is "what about them *wasn't* flimsy?"

There was nothing in your story that was so unlikely as to qualify for "a sign from god." Not that it would matter if there was. There are billions of people in the world, wildly unlikely things are bound to happen. Furthermore, even if it was a "sign from god" how do you know it was the right god and how does such a sign make someone worthy of worship?

What if it was a sign from satan and you were meant to bring satanism back into the world (or at lest, bring more satanism into the world)? You could be going against your destiny!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#2934796)





Date: June 5th, 2005 4:40 AM
Author: soul-stirring lake goal in life

i know for many different reasons, but i won't waste them here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#2934848)





Date: June 5th, 2005 4:44 AM
Author: Cracking Mediation Roast Beef

I'm sorry. Do you bleieve you "waste them" by speaking them out loud? Do you also have problems with having your picture taken by any chance?

Satanism isn't as bad as you think. Most real satanists (not the flaky goth kind) don't think they're evil, or that they're worshipping evil. They believe it's god that is evil and satan, with humanity's help, will someday rise against him.

At least they respect humanity, whereas christians, meh, not so much.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#2934856)





Date: June 5th, 2005 4:46 AM
Author: soul-stirring lake goal in life

no, i mean that the more i explain the more i'll turn off whoever's reading.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#2934863)





Date: June 5th, 2005 4:48 AM
Author: Cracking Mediation Roast Beef

oh. well that's always a good sign.

If you need it, or if you even like it, go for it. There's nothing wrong with religion in and of itself. Just don't do anything weird and mess up your life, or other peopel's lives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#2934869)





Date: June 5th, 2005 3:52 AM
Author: Bright therapy

Thersites, why aren't more people filled with dread about "Peak Oil," like you were?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#2934717)





Date: June 5th, 2005 3:55 AM
Author: soul-stirring lake goal in life

i know plenty of people who were, or are. more people will get that way when they see the writing on the wall.

but to answer your question, i think it's because the implications are so horrendous, and the whole idea so foreign to everything we've ever known, that we refuse to believe out of some kind of cognitive dissonance. either that or we dismiss it because of all those who have cried wolf before.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#2934728)





Date: June 5th, 2005 4:11 AM
Author: brindle sanctuary

http://www.dailypress.com/business/local/dp-28156sy0jun04,0,255148.story?coll=dp-business-localheads

"Columbia Gas customers in Hampton Roads will pay an average of almost $10 a month more for natural gas bills this summer than the year before."

i'll bet the churches are already extending their pews to accomodate the converts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#2934772)





Date: June 5th, 2005 7:00 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone haunting locus

HAHAHAHA. no seriously man, think of all the money you could make off of this:

when crude oil goes up, take a long position on the religious stocks. my pick for large caps: Catholicism (VAT). for small caps: Evangelical Baptist (EBAP).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#2935039)





Date: June 5th, 2005 4:33 AM
Author: Bright therapy

Have you pleaded to God for a nudge often in the past?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#2934823)





Date: June 5th, 2005 4:41 AM
Author: soul-stirring lake goal in life

maybe once or twice. but none so urgently and actually felt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#2934849)





Date: June 5th, 2005 4:52 AM
Author: aggressive brass trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#2934882)





Date: June 5th, 2005 4:52 AM
Author: soul-stirring lake goal in life

here is fine. we can edit afterward.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#2934885)





Date: June 5th, 2005 4:57 AM
Author: aggressive brass trust fund

i'm going to sleep so i'm editing this out. let's try later.

gnight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#2934904)





Date: June 5th, 2005 1:09 PM
Author: soul-stirring lake goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#2935713)





Date: June 5th, 2005 5:01 AM
Author: Insane Puppy

You know, I am, seriously, a Christian, so I'm sorry if this isn't just flamebait... but wow, that story with the PVC pipe prophet and whatnot was absolutely hilarious.

Whatever else, you've brought some joy into my life today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#2934921)





Date: June 5th, 2005 11:03 AM
Author: wild bateful station sound barrier

How'd you pick Xianity? Do you feel as though you've been infected with a memetic disease?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#2935276)





Date: June 5th, 2005 11:08 AM
Author: Seedy slate stead

Thread is too long to consider reading, Ill just congratulate you for making a decision to let go and follow the path that has been proscribed for you, whatever that may be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#2935288)





Date: June 5th, 2005 11:12 AM
Author: ruddy supple preventive strike

Interesting enough..... i just recently lost my faith. This coming from a guy who never would think to even question his faith. And not only has my faith been severly tested these past couple of years, but i've given up on it and don't know if i'll ever get it back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#2935296)





Date: June 5th, 2005 11:18 AM
Author: Multi-colored pontificating giraffe foreskin

What caused you to lose your faith?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#2935313)





Date: June 5th, 2005 11:21 AM
Author: ruddy supple preventive strike

I guess it's really personal. My reason's for losing my faith would be criticized heavily on here, so i'll pass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#2935324)





Date: June 5th, 2005 9:13 PM
Author: histrionic chartreuse double fault

Does it involve a home improvement store?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#2938654)





Date: August 30th, 2006 7:27 AM
Author: Lime senate mad-dog skullcap

Ilove you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#6524870)





Date: June 5th, 2005 11:40 AM
Author: exhilarant shitlib kitchen

I am in exactly the same siutation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#2935382)





Date: June 5th, 2005 11:42 AM
Author: ruddy supple preventive strike

life really sucks for me right now. and has for sometime. Whenever i used to ask why i have been forsaken, something else bad would come. And so i can't get a break, or whatever. So i decided that something had to give. It was a long, hard and thougtout decision to turn my back on my religion, but I did and it's done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#2935386)





Date: June 5th, 2005 2:10 PM
Author: Hairraiser point partner

i am so near that feeling...i am starting to believe that ther is no god at all, that everything is just run by physics and that this idea of a "caring god" is just evolution doing what evolution does without any caring about me personally or individually and that the only perosn that truly cares about me is me, so wtf. Have a good time while you are here and just do the best you can.

(Weezy - sorry you have had a rotten time lately. I guess things can only get better from here)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#2935885)





Date: July 3rd, 2005 5:15 PM
Author: glassy balding nursing home doctorate
Subject: true story

This thread helped me hit on a girl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#3180490)





Date: February 4th, 2006 3:06 AM
Author: soul-stirring lake goal in life

do tell.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#4992069)





Date: August 20th, 2005 3:24 PM
Author: coral sneaky criminal

You know it's a good thread when "PVC" shows up in a search 13 times!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#3638787)





Date: August 20th, 2005 3:38 PM
Author: Glittery really tough guy turdskin

This thread was so classic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#3638886)





Date: October 24th, 2005 12:34 PM
Author: alcoholic mad cow disease

taggin' any christian booty yet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#4124252)





Date: February 4th, 2006 4:09 AM
Author: soul-stirring lake goal in life

unfortunately.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#4992185)





Date: December 10th, 2005 6:06 PM
Author: brindle sanctuary

those were good times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#4520413)





Date: January 24th, 2006 9:40 PM
Author: Galvanic piazza mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#4904573)





Date: February 4th, 2006 12:51 AM
Author: alcoholic mad cow disease

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#2933980

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#4991403)





Date: February 4th, 2006 12:52 AM
Author: Glittery really tough guy turdskin

Did he ever post the second part of his story? I bet it'd be like a disappointing movie sequel, because it's pretty hard to top a PVC pipe and a witch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#4991411)





Date: February 4th, 2006 3:05 AM
Author: soul-stirring lake goal in life

the second part is more psychotic. i saw things, i heard voices.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#4992065)





Date: February 4th, 2006 3:17 AM
Author: razzle yellow reading party

do you still hold on to these as guiding experiences?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#4992098)





Date: February 4th, 2006 3:55 AM
Author: soul-stirring lake goal in life

i have mixed feelings about them. part of me is embarrassed about them, but part of me is nostalgic and grateful. for a time my life was very intense and very pure, and i've since lost that; i've fallen back into my wicked old ways - i've been losing the struggle to be holy and chaste, and i honestly fear my eternal wellbeing hangs in the balance.

my core beliefs remain unchanged, only my devotion to them has faltered. it's a radically different way of living when you feel the presence of God, when you pray and you know He's listening, when He shares your joys and suffering. it's very rich and full of life and purpose, but now my life is colder and more detached and secular and dead, like it used to be. these modes of being are very distinct from each other...there will never be understanding between true believers and the elite, secular society this board represents, because they're really living on two different planets.

as to the experiences themselves, i'm still not sure what to make of them. was i merely mentally ill - i have been diagnosed with schizophrenia - or was i really touched by a divine finger? i vacillate between the two positions without a firm conviction in either direction. it may be that both are true.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#4992163)





Date: February 4th, 2006 3:59 AM
Author: startling swashbuckling home goyim

"touched by a divine finger" is romantic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#4992169)





Date: February 4th, 2006 4:08 AM
Author: soul-stirring lake goal in life

the vorld is a wampire, as my slovakian friend used to say.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#4992183)





Date: February 4th, 2006 4:14 AM
Author: razzle yellow reading party

thanks for the interesting response. regarding your diagnosis of schizophrenia. i went to a panel discussion on the utility of dsm-iv recently. one of the speakers was heavily involved in the making of it. it turns out that dsm iv's utility isn't so much for diagnosis, but to ensure that people in diverse clinical and research settings share the same language so they can communicate with each other. as a diagnostic tool, "it stinks" per the speaker. i bring this up because it sounds like you might have had features in the past that were also found in people who have impaired function in current societies. but that doesn't mean that it was always that way, that such people would always have been considered dysfunctional. there's some debate about whether blake had a touch of schizophrenia. christopher smart almost certainly did. it's probable that many old testament prophets, if they were alive now, would be receiving treatment as schizophrenics.

it can be very tough to reconcile a strong subjective experience with the common sense world view. paul had one such experience that was enough to transform his life and put his life on an entirely different trajectory. of course, from a current psychiatric standpoint, he was delusional or had suffered a brief psychotic disorder.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#4992192)





Date: July 2nd, 2006 8:08 PM
Author: alcoholic mad cow disease

Thersites, we LOVE you!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#6124991)





Date: July 4th, 2006 3:16 PM
Author: plum hairless pistol

Interesting discussion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#6136170)





Date: August 30th, 2006 5:27 AM
Author: wonderful ultramarine heaven

what a fucking idiot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#6524777)





Date: August 30th, 2006 6:44 AM
Author: carnelian sexy rigor

If being a born again christian=equal George W. Bush then yes, "what a fucking idiot."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#6524833)





Date: August 30th, 2006 7:38 AM
Author: Lime senate mad-dog skullcap

Oh man... I just realized that this is old. I thought Id lost a friend. Thersites, regarding your scizophrenia (cant spell it), thats rough, I hope you remain in good health.

--------

As per God et al., well more specifically related to the bible, it just goes against any reasonable or rather logical view of our universe and our existance. There is nothing wrong with believing strongly in something, just as long as it doesnt require "faith," the antithesis to logic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#6524875)





Date: August 30th, 2006 7:41 AM
Author: henna domesticated field

Perhaps the HTML-ified version will convince you: http://spanking360.blogspot.com/2006/08/why-i-believe-in-our-lord-and-savior.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#6524876)





Date: August 30th, 2006 6:59 PM
Author: Lime senate mad-dog skullcap

PRAISE JESUS!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#6527853)





Date: November 15th, 2006 8:34 PM
Author: Glittery really tough guy turdskin

"Today, the Cambridge Energy Research Associates released a report dismissing the Peak Oil theory, suggesting that world oil production will continue to increase for the next 24 years, and then only level into a plateau. The report, which suggests that world reserves are enough to last 122 years at our current rate of consumption, also blasts Peak Oil theorists for repeatedly making unscientific predictions and then shifting them whenever their predictions fail to materialize."

http://hardware.slashdot.org/hardware/06/11/15/1723227.shtml

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#7000249)





Date: May 3rd, 2007 4:37 PM
Author: Galvanic piazza mood
Subject: PEAK OIL PEAK OIL PEAK OIL

http://www.onlineopinion.com.au/view.asp?article=5798

However, all “western” nations, (with the exception of Norway and Canada) are net oil importers. For these nations, decreasing energy levels in their economies will mean decreasing economic activity.

PRAISE JESUS



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#8055392)





Date: September 17th, 2008 8:16 PM
Author: provocative violet theatre

this kid's prediction of economic collapse may not have been so crazy after all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2#10172769)