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25 year old virgin here, explain to me what sex is like.
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Date: May 4th, 2012 4:50 AM Author: sepia spectacular dysfunction national (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1940116&forum_id=2#20611810) |
Date: May 4th, 2012 4:51 AM Author: high-end orchestra pit degenerate not like much. do you masturbate manually? thrust vigorously on/onto your bed, you'll start to get a sense of what it's like, minus the wetness and such (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1940116&forum_id=2#20611813) |
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Date: May 4th, 2012 4:52 AM Author: sepia spectacular dysfunction national How do you thrust vigorously onto your bed? Seems like a recipe for broken dick syndrome. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1940116&forum_id=2#20611814) |
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Date: May 4th, 2012 4:55 AM Author: high-end orchestra pit degenerate nah not really, not unless your mattress is made of wood. to tell you the truth, even with a semblance of a sex life I do that shit twice a day. this'll really give you a sense and help with your stamina, also it's a way more manly way of jacking off than, like, actually jacking off (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1940116&forum_id=2#20611817) |
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Date: May 4th, 2012 5:00 AM Author: sepia spectacular dysfunction national I read it causes all sorts of problems for your dick. Are you cut? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1940116&forum_id=2#20611825) |
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Date: May 4th, 2012 5:01 AM Author: high-end orchestra pit degenerate yeah of course, I'm jewish. what kinds of problems? it's still just as average-sized and hard as ever (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1940116&forum_id=2#20611830) |
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Date: May 4th, 2012 5:03 AM Author: sepia spectacular dysfunction national http://www.healthystrokes.com/ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1940116&forum_id=2#20611836) |
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Date: May 4th, 2012 5:08 AM Author: high-end orchestra pit degenerate that's interesting, and I believe them that it may cause ED and anorgasmia, but in my case if it's had any effect, all it's done is delay my orgasms and give me more stamina. one of the differences between me, perhaps, and other prone masturbators, is that I tend not to go at it for that long. usually I'm able to think of something so arousing, so pervy and absurd, that a couple minutes and I'm done, sometimes much less. these other doods are probably getting off on the sensation of cramming their dick into the bed itself (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1940116&forum_id=2#20611848) |
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Date: May 4th, 2012 5:16 AM Author: high-end orchestra pit degenerate that said, I can't conceive of how ppl get off the usual masturbatory way. even when I use my hands, I just use a lot of pressure so as to stimulate my usual method. I've never really stroked (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1940116&forum_id=2#20611864) |
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Date: May 4th, 2012 10:31 AM Author: avocado appetizing death wish who does this? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1940116&forum_id=2#20612533) |
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Date: May 4th, 2012 4:57 AM Author: cyan cracking keepsake machete it's a lot shorter than you image. basically all this pent up frustration you've built over the past 8 years is for 3-5 minutes of action. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1940116&forum_id=2#20611820) |
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Date: May 4th, 2012 4:59 AM Author: sepia spectacular dysfunction national lol at 8 years... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1940116&forum_id=2#20611824) |
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Date: May 4th, 2012 5:01 AM Author: cyan cracking keepsake machete yeah like you were going to be having sex at 16. you're a 25 year old virgin. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1940116&forum_id=2#20611829) |
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Date: May 4th, 2012 5:04 AM Author: sepia spectacular dysfunction national Yeah, but the frustration's been there a lot longer. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1940116&forum_id=2#20611838) |
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Date: May 4th, 2012 5:00 AM Author: high-end orchestra pit degenerate yeah. get drunk the first time. you won't enjoy it as much but you'll last a lot longer and the girl you fuck might not realize you're a virgin. I did this at the age of, what, 25, like yourself, and that girl still thinks I was lying about my virginity to get into her pants. then that laid the foundation for all these positions and things that I'd have some basic competence with the next time because I lasted for nearly an hour (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1940116&forum_id=2#20611827) |
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Date: May 4th, 2012 5:01 AM Author: cyan cracking keepsake machete cr. make sure you're drunk or high. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1940116&forum_id=2#20611832) |
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Date: May 4th, 2012 5:02 AM Author: high-end orchestra pit degenerate definitely. but not too drunk! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1940116&forum_id=2#20611835) |
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Date: May 4th, 2012 5:04 AM Author: sepia spectacular dysfunction national How drunk? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1940116&forum_id=2#20611840) |
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Date: May 4th, 2012 5:08 AM Author: high-end orchestra pit degenerate 5, 6 drinks? what do others think? kind of depends on how much you can drink really (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1940116&forum_id=2#20611849) |
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Date: May 4th, 2012 10:00 AM Author: Passionate Kitchen A healthy buzz. That point where you feel like a million bucks. The point before things get out of control. At that point, stick to a drink an hour until go time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1940116&forum_id=2#20612406) |
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Date: May 4th, 2012 5:12 AM Author: Khaki Theater Stage Community Account Sex is what you make of it. It's like learning a sport. At first it will seem really awkward and you'll fuck it up on the regular. But as you have more sex, you won't really think about what you are doing and will be able to focus more on the pleasure.
My personal experience was that getting blowjobs and handjobs first was equally as awkward as getting laid. Maybe I'm just a weirdo, but I had trouble cumming in the girl's mouth the first time I ever got a bj.
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Date: May 4th, 2012 5:18 AM Author: sepia spectacular dysfunction national If I cum too soon the first time, will the girl think I'm inexperienced or can I play it off as "wow, you were unexpectedly hot." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1940116&forum_id=2#20611873) |
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Date: May 4th, 2012 5:21 AM Author: Khaki Theater Stage Community Account No, you can't play it off like that. Honestly your best bet is to find a regular girl who understands you are a virgin and can deal with being a sex NOOB for a while. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1940116&forum_id=2#20611880) |
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Date: May 4th, 2012 5:24 AM Author: sepia spectacular dysfunction national lol, I'd rather die than confess that. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1940116&forum_id=2#20611886) |
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Date: May 4th, 2012 5:25 AM Author: Khaki Theater Stage Community Account Eh, I forgot that you're an aspie. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1940116&forum_id=2#20611888) |
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Date: May 4th, 2012 5:27 AM Author: sepia spectacular dysfunction national Forever alone? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1940116&forum_id=2#20611892) |
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Date: May 4th, 2012 10:27 AM Author: Galvanic buff office brethren You're going to be thinking that and not able to cum
Hope you enjoy humiliation |
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Date: May 4th, 2012 5:47 AM Author: high-end orchestra pit degenerate nah, not that, but a girl who wants to deflower him. I think a relationship is a little much to ask for here (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1940116&forum_id=2#20611910) |
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Date: May 4th, 2012 6:21 AM Author: sepia spectacular dysfunction national Is there a way I can find a girl who wants to deflower me who is also super-discreet? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1940116&forum_id=2#20611935) |
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Date: May 4th, 2012 6:37 AM Author: high-end orchestra pit degenerate yeah absolutely. someone outside your social circles. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1940116&forum_id=2#20611942) |
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Date: May 4th, 2012 6:42 AM Author: sepia spectacular dysfunction national Fuck me and my large social circle. :( (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1940116&forum_id=2#20611946) |
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Date: May 4th, 2012 6:43 AM Author: Khaki Theater Stage Community Account ur doin it wrong. :( (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1940116&forum_id=2#20611948) |
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Date: May 4th, 2012 6:44 AM Author: sepia spectacular dysfunction national ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1940116&forum_id=2#20611950) |
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Date: May 4th, 2012 6:48 AM Author: high-end orchestra pit degenerate AIYYO B, NO CIRCLE BE TOO BIG TO ENCOMPASS ALL DA BISHES ON URF, DIS A BIG URF YO, U JUST GOTTA BRANCH OUT B AND FIND DAT ONE DAT DON'T BE HAVING ANY MYOOCHUL FRIENDS OF URS, U DONT WANT DAT WORD TO BE GETTIN BACK DAT U AINT DO DAT GROWN THANG WIT DAT POON POON BOOM COON POON UNTIL U WERE A QUARTER OF A SENTUREE OLD, DATS LIKE GRANDPA AGE IF YOU CUT IT INTO 2 HAFFS AND CUT IT UP SOME MOAR, UKNOWHATIMSAYIN? U LIKE A VIRGIN GRNADPA AND SHIT, YO.... SEPT WIT OUT DEM GRANDKIDS, LOLOLOLOLOL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1940116&forum_id=2#20611954) |
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Date: May 4th, 2012 6:57 AM Author: sepia spectacular dysfunction national Brother, I have the strong feeling that if I memorized this and said it exactly, yo, I would go back in time and lose my virginity at 12. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1940116&forum_id=2#20611966) |
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Date: May 4th, 2012 7:00 AM Author: high-end orchestra pit degenerate AIYYO B U ALREADY NO WHAT IT IS (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1940116&forum_id=2#20611973) |
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Date: May 4th, 2012 10:01 AM Author: Passionate Kitchen This is CR. Chicks are cool about this. In some ways, they're just like dudes, and happy to take the V card; that's the big victory of the night. Plus, they'll enjoy seeing you develop. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1940116&forum_id=2#20612408) |
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Date: May 4th, 2012 10:30 AM Author: sepia spectacular dysfunction national Yeah, but chicks also talk. I've overheard them. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1940116&forum_id=2#20612528) |
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Date: May 4th, 2012 11:02 PM Author: laughsome point Correct. I once unwittingly deflowered a guy and was pissed when I found out much later he'd concealed that fact. Wasted opportunity to earn some good karma, go out of my way to tell him how good he was, etc. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1940116&forum_id=2#20617351) |
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Date: May 4th, 2012 5:15 PM Author: twisted beta stag film black woman i agree w/ your advice for sure, but I've definitely gotten so shitfaced before hooking up with a girl that the sex was of virginal quality (think Bukowski in "Women"). If it makes him feel better, maybe he should play that card just so he can get over the hill. I don't think its the healthiest approach obviously, but its something. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1940116&forum_id=2#20614931) |
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Date: May 4th, 2012 10:02 AM Author: Adventurous forum it's basically elaborate flame. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1940116&forum_id=2#20612414) |
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Date: May 4th, 2012 10:29 AM Author: aphrodisiac internal respiration I waited until I was your age and can confirm waiting is stupid and it's awesome. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1940116&forum_id=2#20612524) |
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Date: May 4th, 2012 10:06 PM Author: Twinkling vibrant state Why did you wait so long? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1940116&forum_id=2#20616840) |
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Date: May 4th, 2012 11:23 PM Author: abusive swashbuckling corner gay wizard like masturbating, but the buildup feels better, the orgasm feels better, it's more fulfilling mentally, and you don't feel like such a fucking loser afterward. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1940116&forum_id=2#20617594) |
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Date: May 4th, 2012 11:49 PM Author: Frisky vigorous center athletic conference tcr. However, there is a hug difference between condom and condomless sex. The latter is much, much better. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1940116&forum_id=2#20617785) |
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Date: May 4th, 2012 11:51 PM Author: beady-eyed plaza at first, it hurts you're anus a lot, but keep at it, and it will get really easier really quickly (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1940116&forum_id=2#20617797) |