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Coworker punched me in the face today
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Date: May 6th, 2012 11:46 PM Author: Flushed base Not sure if I should report it to the cops or my office. Just got home.
So there's this guy I work with in midlaw at a non-NYC location. The office is pretty chill so we crack a lot of jokes. Especially the guy i'm referring to, whose name is Hansel.
Anyways, long story short, the other associates all make fun of this kid too but i think i probably do it a lot more or perhaps he just gets pissed at me more.
Basically I love the movie Zoolander so everytime i see this kid i go "omg its hansel he's so hot right now". I didn't even think of this as an insult but he has told me on numerous locations to knock it off.
Sometimes we play pranks on this kid and once I threw cake in his face while drunk (off-work site at some party, don't ask).
So today we all go to a bar and this kid decides to show up (he comes half the time) so we all start ragging on him. He's obviously not in a good mood today but I didn't think he'd be that pissed. I call him hansel again and say my line and then because i'm buzzed i keep making fun of him and using zoolander references like "hey how's your modeling career" and "the files are IN the computer".
all of a sudden this kid puts down his beer and just hits me in the face. It wasn't that bad and he was instantly pulled away and kicked out of the bar by the bouncers.
I just chilled there afterwards with 3 other associates who saw the whole thing and will obviously tell the entire office. I'm just wondering if I should press charges or tell the office first what happened.
The kid will probably get fired anyways though. |
Date: May 6th, 2012 11:48 PM Author: Overrated talented death wish step-uncle's house 163 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1942318&forum_id=2#20632422) |
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Date: May 6th, 2012 11:48 PM Author: Swollen Diverse Newt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1942318&forum_id=2#20632424) |
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Date: May 6th, 2012 11:49 PM Author: Umber Depressive Temple (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1942318&forum_id=2#20632426) |
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Date: May 6th, 2012 11:49 PM Author: Green Quadroon sounds like you deserved to get punched (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1942318&forum_id=2#20632434) |
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Date: May 6th, 2012 11:51 PM Author: Aqua pit roast beef he could just say you were harassing him and he was acting in self defense after u said dem fighting words (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1942318&forum_id=2#20632449) |
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Date: May 6th, 2012 11:54 PM Author: Flushed base i didn't curse at him or anything. not exactly self defend if someone uses your NAME in the actual sentence. like "hey hansel how's the modeling going."
his name actually is hansel its not like i'm saying "hanfaggot"or making fun of it. |
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Date: May 7th, 2012 12:04 AM Author: Aqua pit roast beef it dont matter.. u were still harassing him (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1942318&forum_id=2#20632575) |
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Date: May 7th, 2012 12:08 AM Author: Flushed base i doubt ppl see it that way.
all the other associates had my back and said he way overreacted |
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Date: May 7th, 2012 12:11 AM Author: brass rambunctious halford double fault Not in any legal sense of the term. The other guy is still guilty of assault. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1942318&forum_id=2#20632648) |
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Date: May 7th, 2012 12:15 AM Author: Aqua pit roast beef re assault he will just argue that u instigated by teasing him
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Date: May 7th, 2012 12:18 AM Author: Green Quadroon (didnt go to law school) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1942318&forum_id=2#20632733) |
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Date: May 7th, 2012 12:20 AM Author: Metal karate Fighting words (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1942318&forum_id=2#20632753) |
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Date: May 7th, 2012 12:35 AM Author: Green Quadroon words almost never equate to assault (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1942318&forum_id=2#20632904) |
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Date: May 16th, 2012 11:54 AM Author: Appetizing Maniacal Foreskin why in the shit do you insist on offering your retarded take on legal issues? it's amazing how consistently wrong you are on even the most basic questions. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1942318&forum_id=2#20702722) |
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Date: May 7th, 2012 12:08 AM Author: fiercely-loyal headpube you must be a hell of a lawyer with these reasoning skills (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1942318&forum_id=2#20632616) |
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Date: May 7th, 2012 1:09 AM Author: Swollen Diverse Newt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1942318&forum_id=2#20633217) |
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Date: May 7th, 2012 2:53 AM Author: bateful sapphire trailer park boltzmann plz come back (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1942318&forum_id=2#20634058) |
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Date: May 7th, 2012 1:51 AM Author: obsidian station crotch Sounds like you got what was coming. Guess you won't tease the guy again. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1942318&forum_id=2#20633644) |
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Date: May 7th, 2012 1:54 AM Author: Flushed base since he's getting fired i guess i won't be able to anymore, no. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1942318&forum_id=2#20633680) |
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Date: May 7th, 2012 1:58 AM Author: obsidian station crotch Even assuming he gets fired, you'll still be known as the office pussy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1942318&forum_id=2#20633725) |
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Date: May 7th, 2012 2:06 AM Author: Flushed base nah the associates there pretty much agree that the kid overreacted and is way out of line.
remember im not the only one makin fun of him |
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Date: May 7th, 2012 2:14 AM Author: obsidian station crotch That's just what they tell you to your face. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1942318&forum_id=2#20633831) |
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Date: May 7th, 2012 2:16 AM Author: Flushed base nah they need to be against him in order to validate their own jokes at his expense.
one of my good friends there (associate who was there) was the one who offered i call the cops |
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Date: May 7th, 2012 11:49 AM Author: stirring travel guidebook titcr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1942318&forum_id=2#20635145) |
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Date: May 6th, 2012 11:51 PM Author: maroon mentally impaired library mexican you sound jewish. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1942318&forum_id=2#20632453) |
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Date: May 6th, 2012 11:52 PM Author: big indecent rehab kitty sounds like you had it coming (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1942318&forum_id=2#20632456) |
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Date: May 6th, 2012 11:52 PM Author: Primrose Brunch you:
http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/file.php?40,file=21449,filename=pwned.jpg |
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Date: May 6th, 2012 11:53 PM Author: lascivious jew puppy Prepare to be featured in CNN's three hour special report on workplace bullying (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1942318&forum_id=2#20632470) |
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Date: May 6th, 2012 11:53 PM Author: Primrose Brunch you:
http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20080306233741/uncyclopedia/images/1/1d/Pwned_by_whale.jpg |
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Date: May 6th, 2012 11:54 PM Author: Primrose Brunch you:
http://pwnedvideo.neswblogs.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/millionaire-pwned.jpg |
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Date: May 6th, 2012 11:56 PM Author: Flushed base did my story piss u off? hit a nerve?
get bullied at work everyday?
yea thought so |
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Date: May 6th, 2012 11:59 PM Author: Overrated talented death wish step-uncle's house (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1942318&forum_id=2#20632517) |
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Date: May 7th, 2012 12:01 AM Author: big indecent rehab kitty did you just describe yourself as a workplace bully? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1942318&forum_id=2#20632534) |
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Date: May 7th, 2012 12:08 AM Author: Flushed base i'm asking if he got bullied at work
you got a sub-160 on ur lsat didn't u |
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Date: May 7th, 2012 12:12 AM Author: big indecent rehab kitty yes, of all the question you might've asked, that one seemed relevant even though you don't see yourself as a bully at all. mmhmm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1942318&forum_id=2#20632664) |
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Date: May 6th, 2012 11:56 PM Author: Metal karate You deserved it let it go. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1942318&forum_id=2#20632501) |
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Date: May 6th, 2012 11:57 PM Author: Flushed base i prob wont call the cops but obviously entire office will know since other associates were at the bar.
i wouldn't be surprised if partners pull us both into the office on monday and ask what happened so i should probably bring it up first |
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Date: May 7th, 2012 12:01 AM Author: Metal karate Diffuse the situation. You were being a prick legitimately. He shouldn't lose his job and you know it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1942318&forum_id=2#20632538) |
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Date: May 7th, 2012 12:07 AM Author: Glittery people who are hurt Greetings, fucking this. If you let this guy lose his job over this, I hope you rot in hell or at least get assraped by the entire named partnership which, given that this is midlaw, is probably at least seven people |
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Date: May 7th, 2012 12:08 AM Author: contagious lake cruise ship cr. Don't get this guy fired. He doesn't deserve it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1942318&forum_id=2#20632618) |
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Date: May 7th, 2012 12:09 AM Author: Flushed base if the guy apologizes to me and/or bribes me i will probably let it go (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1942318&forum_id=2#20632627) |
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Date: May 7th, 2012 1:17 AM Author: Glittery people who are hurt Greetings, You'd better hope I never meet you IRL. I will fucking lay you out cold you worthless piece of shit. |
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Date: May 7th, 2012 1:31 AM Author: Flushed base u mad turdskin/asian/faggot? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1942318&forum_id=2#20633442) |
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Date: May 7th, 2012 1:53 AM Author: obsidian station crotch Why should he apologize - you're the one that initiated. He would not have punched you had you said nothing.
P.S. - You are a worthless piece of shit with self-esteem issues. |
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Date: May 7th, 2012 1:54 AM Author: Flushed base so u go around punching everyone that says something unpleasant to u? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1942318&forum_id=2#20633686) |
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Date: May 7th, 2012 1:55 AM Author: obsidian station crotch After it's done repeatedly and I've told them to knock it off, yes, I would. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1942318&forum_id=2#20633696) |
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Date: May 7th, 2012 12:23 AM Author: rusted beady-eyed principal's office marketing idea this. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1942318&forum_id=2#20632795) |
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Date: May 7th, 2012 1:15 AM Author: bisexual rebellious garrison TITCR (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1942318&forum_id=2#20633273) |
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Date: May 6th, 2012 11:57 PM Author: Primrose Brunch you:
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_AI-GWGu8YmE/SRNVZ8Z5J-I/AAAAAAAACRQ/y0g7P1Q3j8k/s320/owned_haircut.jpg |
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Date: May 7th, 2012 12:03 AM Author: dead aphrodisiac national security agency they should seriously let punches in the face legal if the guy was being a prick (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1942318&forum_id=2#20632561) |
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Date: May 7th, 2012 12:06 AM Author: contagious lake cruise ship Is Hansel his first name or last name? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1942318&forum_id=2#20632591) |
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Date: May 7th, 2012 12:09 AM Author: Flushed base dont wry about it if ur trying to out me.
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Date: May 7th, 2012 12:10 AM Author: contagious lake cruise ship Too late, I already outed you. The dude seems like a nice guy from his pic. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1942318&forum_id=2#20632641) |
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Date: May 7th, 2012 12:08 AM Author: Hyperventilating potus crackhouse This is going to happen to me once I start working at bluesmoke's hospital (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1942318&forum_id=2#20632620) |
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Date: May 7th, 2012 12:10 AM Author: big indecent rehab kitty one can hope (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1942318&forum_id=2#20632639) |
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Date: May 7th, 2012 12:13 AM Author: spectacular snowy state preventive strike you sound like a real piece of shit and faggot.
also, your "super-cool" zoolander jokes havent been funny in 10 years. |
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Date: May 7th, 2012 12:47 AM Author: Flushed base all the other associates crack up at it. if u were there u'd probably think differently. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1942318&forum_id=2#20633024) |
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Date: May 7th, 2012 12:17 AM Author: rusted beady-eyed principal's office marketing idea serious q: what kind of place did you grow up where this would not have been considered okay and you would not be mercilessly mocked if you called the cops? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1942318&forum_id=2#20632730) |
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Date: May 7th, 2012 12:48 AM Author: Flushed base the office is chill but there are stories like once an associate flipped out and only yelled/threatened another associate and he got fired.
punching/physical alteration is almost definitely a termination
given that the bouncers were about to call the cops, i don't think i'm way out of line |
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Date: May 7th, 2012 12:52 AM Author: Effete Vermilion Ticket Booth Why should your firm give a shit what happens outside of work?
If this dude gets fired, you can be sure that your harassment will be played up to the fullest. |
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Date: May 7th, 2012 1:32 AM Author: Flushed base i'm guessing you don't work at a law firm?
not to mention its not just me, like i said all the associates and even partners at the office rag on this kid |
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Date: May 7th, 2012 2:37 AM Author: rusted beady-eyed principal's office marketing idea i'm talking about your background. i grew up middle class and if anyone was giving you shit you were expected to fight them. if it happened nobody would call the cops or tell the teachers.
the bouncers are not going to let stuff jump off in the middle of the bar or anywhere that causes problems for the customers/staff. if he'd punched you outside away from the bar they wouldn't have cared.
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Date: May 7th, 2012 1:09 AM Author: dashing citrine mother i lol'd at the title, and i rarely do that (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1942318&forum_id=2#20633211) |
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Date: May 7th, 2012 1:20 AM Author: cerebral new version Why are you making fun of him? What's wrong with him?
Also this is pathetic. |
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Date: May 7th, 2012 1:33 AM Author: Flushed base he's aspie and ugly and takes things literally. classic office clown. he's like dwight schrute except a lot less entertaining.
i didn't even start shit, basically the entire office already makes fun of him so i just join in. |
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Date: May 7th, 2012 1:57 AM Author: obsidian station crotch Maybe it's time to man up and stop? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1942318&forum_id=2#20633713) |
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Date: May 7th, 2012 2:07 AM Author: Flushed base then i wont be considered cool/funny by the office.
office politics bro, gotta destroy the weak and make partner.
better to join in and destroy 1 innocent guy to enhance my career opps |
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Date: May 7th, 2012 2:15 AM Author: obsidian station crotch You just jumped the shark. Flame. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1942318&forum_id=2#20633834) |
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Date: May 7th, 2012 2:16 AM Author: Flushed base why, 'cause i'm honest?
everyone that has a job knows. u go with the flow and poke fun at the same office weakling as everyone else to be well-liked.
i'm not gonna be the one faggot that says "hey partner x, let's lay off him" and be the new office clown. |
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Date: May 7th, 2012 2:20 AM Author: Boyish ladyboy sanctuary (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1942318&forum_id=2#20633866) |
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Date: May 7th, 2012 2:17 AM Author: mischievous provocative athletic conference heaven did all these people really fall for this weak flame? jfc (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1942318&forum_id=2#20633847) |
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Date: May 7th, 2012 2:37 AM Author: rusted beady-eyed principal's office marketing idea this actually isn't too far off the mark from what i've seen of a certain type of law student (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1942318&forum_id=2#20633979) |
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Date: May 7th, 2012 11:56 AM Author: Marvelous property trust fund Seriously. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1942318&forum_id=2#20635196) |
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Date: May 7th, 2012 4:48 AM Author: 180 know-it-all becky yarmulke poor guy. why does everyone pick on him.
you remember what happened in colombine? |
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Date: May 7th, 2012 7:37 AM Author: Vigorous disgusting pistol gaming laptop flame.
if not flame, lol at you and your life. |
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Date: May 7th, 2012 8:19 AM Author: comical garnet hunting ground hospital lol "rag on this kid"
lol zoolander references
lol at your life |
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Date: May 7th, 2012 8:39 AM Author: excitant alpha (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1942318&forum_id=2#20634535) |
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Date: May 7th, 2012 8:37 AM Author: excitant alpha how's ballard spahr baltimore ape? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1942318&forum_id=2#20634532) |
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Date: May 7th, 2012 11:27 AM Author: drunken location queen of the night (Pete Campbell). (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1942318&forum_id=2#20635023) |
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Date: May 7th, 2012 11:56 AM Author: vivacious poppy dopamine You should both get fired (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1942318&forum_id=2#20635194) |
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Date: May 7th, 2012 11:56 AM Author: Marvelous property trust fund (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1942318&forum_id=2#20635199) |
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