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Just ditched mistress, taking q's

(married biglaw bro)
Stimulating bawdyhouse
  05/09/12
why bro? also, digits?
maroon wonderful pisswyrm
  05/09/12
digits? shit was getting too intense / seriously consider...
Stimulating bawdyhouse
  05/09/12
compare the wife and mistress in as many aspects as you're w...
aqua hell
  05/10/12
1-10 scale mistress: looks- 8 (9 tits and face, 6-7 ass, ...
Stimulating bawdyhouse
  05/10/12
why would you ever choose the wife over the mistress
aqua hell
  05/10/12
kids and social/professional ramifications of divorce
Stimulating bawdyhouse
  05/10/12
being a child of divorce is an enriching life experience (li...
aqua hell
  05/10/12
it would eventually come out (mistress knew some of my colle...
Stimulating bawdyhouse
  05/10/12
fair, also i have no idea what state you're in and what arra...
aqua hell
  05/10/12
kids are young / I would get fucked in any divorce or separa...
Stimulating bawdyhouse
  05/10/12
fuck your life brother
aqua hell
  05/10/12
pretty much that's how it is / get divorced and abandon kids...
Stimulating bawdyhouse
  05/10/12
rough, brother. do you regret settling (presumably) to have ...
aqua hell
  05/10/12
of course. love the kids though / not their fault obv.
Stimulating bawdyhouse
  05/10/12
Jesus DESCRIBE the sex
Aromatic blue shrine skinny woman
  05/10/12
basically anything I wanted, whenever I wanted. girl would g...
Stimulating bawdyhouse
  05/10/12
Thanks for the boner asshole
Aromatic blue shrine skinny woman
  05/10/12
just bros helping bros
Stimulating bawdyhouse
  05/10/12
lol tame
mind-boggling lime half-breed
  05/10/12
really?
Stimulating bawdyhouse
  05/10/12
DESCRIBE her 8/9 intelligence/career. How hard to fuck he...
Aromatic blue shrine skinny woman
  05/10/12
finance chick / early 30s shrew / fitness nut with smoking b...
Stimulating bawdyhouse
  05/10/12
Mmm Some of these finance sluts are hot as shit
Aromatic blue shrine skinny woman
  05/10/12
no joke, totally fucking sculpted body (no six pack, probabl...
Stimulating bawdyhouse
  05/10/12
i wish i were her kudos
Silver provocative spot
  05/10/12
Why would you marry an unattractive, annoying, stupid woman ...
Comical locus dysfunction
  05/10/12
...
Stimulating bawdyhouse
  05/10/12
shoulda bought her an apt in malibu, alls wells that ends we...
Dun Indian Lodge Jap
  05/10/12
wtf does that mean?
Stimulating bawdyhouse
  05/10/12
u could have had ur cake and ate it
Dun Indian Lodge Jap
  05/10/12
nah, would've eventually gotten busted
Stimulating bawdyhouse
  05/10/12
a tiny pied a terre overlooking the water in boston harbor o...
Dun Indian Lodge Jap
  05/10/12
that's the easy part / harder part would be juggling all tha...
Stimulating bawdyhouse
  05/10/12
just provide for ur wife while looking out for urself, u got...
Dun Indian Lodge Jap
  05/10/12
too bad biglaw salaries don't go as far as they used to (par...
Stimulating bawdyhouse
  05/10/12
kids r the deal breaker, u thought like a lawyer
Dun Indian Lodge Jap
  05/10/12
they usually are (gets vasectomy in next life)
Stimulating bawdyhouse
  05/10/12
u value ur wife, good 4 u
Dun Indian Lodge Jap
  05/10/12
she's a good mom but a horrid wife
Stimulating bawdyhouse
  05/10/12
u mad man
Dun Indian Lodge Jap
  05/10/12
nah, more sad. but yeah breh, I be mad
Stimulating bawdyhouse
  05/10/12
http://www.amctv.com/shows/mad-men/cast/don-draper
Dun Indian Lodge Jap
  05/10/12
isn't he going to die at the end of this season? I don't nee...
Stimulating bawdyhouse
  05/10/12
he's already dead, hth
Dun Indian Lodge Jap
  05/10/12
ok, but Dick Whitman will die too, right?
Stimulating bawdyhouse
  05/10/12
lawyerly response
Dun Indian Lodge Jap
  05/10/12
naturally however, Don/Dick continues to life spiral and ...
Stimulating bawdyhouse
  05/10/12
lawyers can see the difference w/ the distinction
Dun Indian Lodge Jap
  05/10/12
OP would dream of being 30% of the man don draper is
Bonkers Bull Headed Mediation Psychic
  05/10/12
don is an american existential hero WE could all emulate
Dun Indian Lodge Jap
  05/10/12
no, we could not but we should better to shoot for don...
Bonkers Bull Headed Mediation Psychic
  05/10/12
dude seems to do a lot better job juggling his shit than I d...
Stimulating bawdyhouse
  05/10/12
how'd oyu meet?
citrine new version candlestick maker
  05/10/12
friend of a friend of a colleague at another firm at a cockt...
Stimulating bawdyhouse
  05/10/12
go on...
citrine new version candlestick maker
  05/10/12
Titcgo
Aromatic blue shrine skinny woman
  05/10/12
usual BS banter, bunch of us left party to go to another bar...
Stimulating bawdyhouse
  05/10/12
How'd u break it off with her
Aromatic blue shrine skinny woman
  05/10/12
she was pressuring me to get a divorce and I told her I neve...
Stimulating bawdyhouse
  05/10/12
Lol, prepare to get PWNED bro.
Aromatic blue shrine skinny woman
  05/10/12
how so?
Stimulating bawdyhouse
  05/10/12
her crazy homewrecker switch is on she wants you, and she...
Bonkers Bull Headed Mediation Psychic
  05/10/12
really hoping this isn't the case but this is my worry as we...
Stimulating bawdyhouse
  05/10/12
you can hope in one hand and shit in the other and see which...
Bonkers Bull Headed Mediation Psychic
  05/10/12
resigned myself to pwnage if that is the case / honestly it ...
Stimulating bawdyhouse
  05/10/12
dude she is going to fucking tell on you to your wife and bl...
citrine new version candlestick maker
  05/10/12
it is three minutes ago
Bonkers Bull Headed Mediation Psychic
  05/10/12
shut up tard i didnt scroll down
citrine new version candlestick maker
  05/10/12
Fucking A That's rough bro. Even now as an adult, just he...
Talented garnet dingle berry school cafeteria
  05/10/12
credited re: divorce- ergo, I do what I have to do, not what...
Stimulating bawdyhouse
  05/10/12
gotcha. How did you ditch the mistress? What was her reac...
Talented garnet dingle berry school cafeteria
  05/10/12
tears and the usual pleas, etc.
Stimulating bawdyhouse
  05/10/12
Prenup?
Umber Theater Stage
  05/10/12
with wife? yes but kids renders that useless (all best inter...
Stimulating bawdyhouse
  05/10/12
Is child support capped? Why does that fuck your prenup?
Umber Theater Stage
  05/10/12
assets my friend (I have some fam $ and earned a shit ton be...
Stimulating bawdyhouse
  05/10/12
I don't get it. Community property state? Move. She won't...
Umber Theater Stage
  05/10/12
move to wyoming almost never alimony bro
Bonkers Bull Headed Mediation Psychic
  05/10/12
moving? neither of these are workable suggestions. I am bigl...
Stimulating bawdyhouse
  05/10/12
what good is biglaw if you're living in squalor to afford pa...
Bonkers Bull Headed Mediation Psychic
  05/10/12
it would not be her, see above re kids
Stimulating bawdyhouse
  05/10/12
Move to pike county.
Umber Theater Stage
  05/10/12
Incredibly depressing thread for all involved.
ultramarine legal warrant
  05/10/12
welcome to a law-themed board. most of our lives are pretty ...
Stimulating bawdyhouse
  05/10/12
CR My ex made me sell my Ferrari. No kids though.
Umber Theater Stage
  05/10/12
Ferrari? why did she do that? EDIT: lucky no kids / how b...
Stimulating bawdyhouse
  05/10/12
Because I spent all our money on it without her approval.
Umber Theater Stage
  05/10/12
Edit response. She got bascially nothing aside from her...
Umber Theater Stage
  05/10/12
pre-nup?
citrine new version candlestick maker
  05/10/12
No.
Umber Theater Stage
  05/10/12
amazing legal mind? do tell
Stimulating bawdyhouse
  05/10/12
I told her she would be tied up in court for a decade which ...
Umber Theater Stage
  05/10/12
oh god, details
citrine new version candlestick maker
  05/10/12
Let's just say she would have had to spend time somewhere.
Umber Theater Stage
  05/10/12
substance or financial?
Stimulating bawdyhouse
  05/10/12
Neither. CAWG
Umber Theater Stage
  05/10/12
CAWG?
Stimulating bawdyhouse
  05/10/12
Crazy Ass White Girl
Umber Theater Stage
  05/10/12
ok, I knew that, but how does CAWG give you that type of lev...
Stimulating bawdyhouse
  05/10/12
sounds like he was willing to send her to jail or an asylum
avocado passionate set
  05/10/12
But this thread is depressing even for XO. You really can't...
ultramarine legal warrant
  05/10/12
true it's a no-win I'm trying to think the marriage is not ...
Stimulating bawdyhouse
  05/10/12
How can you feel bad for HIM? He's an asshole who's cheatin...
concupiscible saffron turdskin associate
  05/10/12
this would never happen, because a woman would never make th...
jet-lagged dead degenerate faggot firefighter
  05/10/12
You're retarded. Many women stay with their husbands even i...
concupiscible saffron turdskin associate
  05/10/12
lol - so you think you know what my reaction would be, yet f...
jet-lagged dead degenerate faggot firefighter
  05/10/12
Your first sentence doesn't make sense and I'd rather be a r...
concupiscible saffron turdskin associate
  05/10/12
the fact that you're to much of a shrew-asp to wrap your hea...
jet-lagged dead degenerate faggot firefighter
  05/10/12
crcr
Duck-like police squad
  05/10/12
...
hairraiser cruise ship
  05/11/12
Nah. I love this thread. Makes me think of railing some fina...
Aromatic blue shrine skinny woman
  05/10/12
which I still highly endorse, my own self-pwnage aside
Stimulating bawdyhouse
  05/10/12
Are u clean cut and alpha as fuck bro?
Aromatic blue shrine skinny woman
  05/10/12
6'1, 175 white wasp who cardios 4x/week and lifts lightly
Stimulating bawdyhouse
  05/10/12
DESCRIBE your kids How'd u end up with a subpar wife bro...
Aromatic blue shrine skinny woman
  05/10/12
good kids, young complicated story, suffice to say she tr...
Stimulating bawdyhouse
  05/10/12
Lol at before work. I am nonfunctional in the am
Aromatic blue shrine skinny woman
  05/10/12
will be on treadmill in 6 hours
Stimulating bawdyhouse
  05/10/12
How did you get pwn3d? You fucked strange for 11 months.
Umber Theater Stage
  05/10/12
credited, and better^3 strange
Stimulating bawdyhouse
  05/10/12
he's about to be found out because of his tattling mistress ...
citrine new version candlestick maker
  05/10/12
this
Stimulating bawdyhouse
  05/10/12
more mistress sex descriptions plz
Idiotic School Black Woman
  05/10/12
...
Aromatic blue shrine skinny woman
  05/10/12
seriously though
Idiotic School Black Woman
  05/10/12
pretty much everything you could imagine / hottest was when ...
Stimulating bawdyhouse
  05/10/12
ok this is flame
Idiotic School Black Woman
  05/10/12
bro, wish it was or else I would've ditched this chick a lon...
Stimulating bawdyhouse
  05/10/12
...
Comical locus dysfunction
  05/10/12
this seems realistic to me bro.
avocado passionate set
  05/10/12
Your wife's nagging after having kids is a biological respon...
cerebral seedy cuck
  05/10/12
this is actually probably the most productive advice yet / b...
Stimulating bawdyhouse
  05/10/12
http://online.wsj.com/article/SB1000142405297020380650457718...
cerebral seedy cuck
  05/10/12
already seen this / so fucking credited
Stimulating bawdyhouse
  05/10/12
This doesn't seem right. It increases the chances that men ...
ultramarine legal warrant
  05/10/12
The *wife* needs a wakeup call? How about criticizing the c...
concupiscible saffron turdskin associate
  05/10/12
SHUT THE FUCK UP
avocado passionate set
  05/10/12
Yep. The wife is driving him away with her shitty personali...
ultramarine legal warrant
  05/10/12
wow, are you my wife? you're almost as shrill and annoying
Stimulating bawdyhouse
  05/10/12
thanks bros / highly therapeutic
Stimulating bawdyhouse
  05/10/12
The differences between how men and women are treated on thi...
concupiscible saffron turdskin associate
  05/10/12
(nagging shrew)
Maniacal histrionic principal's office
  05/10/12
(Uncreative aspie)
concupiscible saffron turdskin associate
  05/10/12
shut up you mentally ill twat. this is a message board domin...
jet-lagged dead degenerate faggot firefighter
  05/10/12
As long as you admit that you're completely delusional and y...
concupiscible saffron turdskin associate
  05/10/12
real talk - have you ever experimented with using a semicolo...
jet-lagged dead degenerate faggot firefighter
  05/10/12
Your hot educated female friend, who is married to a total l...
cerebral seedy cuck
  05/10/12
I don't have friends who are whores.
concupiscible saffron turdskin associate
  05/10/12
Good answer you dumb twit. It's a hypothetical.
cerebral seedy cuck
  05/10/12
TBF, I know she is one of the few that wouldn't support it n...
avocado passionate set
  05/10/12
180
avocado passionate set
  05/10/12
"you can't stand hearing about infidelity in this conte...
Glittery amethyst background story
  08/03/12
Palpable anger: check. Instant screaming about male-femal...
Startled gaming laptop
  05/10/12
This is not Blue Smoke fucker.
concupiscible saffron turdskin associate
  05/10/12
yeah, dude is amateur if he can't recognize grace_kelly in a...
jet-lagged dead degenerate faggot firefighter
  05/10/12
This isn't Grace Kelly. Why the FUCK does it matter who I a...
concupiscible saffron turdskin associate
  05/10/12
sure thing. lulz, you are a true queen of the XO shrews.
jet-lagged dead degenerate faggot firefighter
  05/10/12
Just go with it. It's convenient when every FCA post is att...
concupiscible saffron turdskin associate
  05/10/12
(shrew talking to herself)
jet-lagged dead degenerate faggot firefighter
  05/10/12
This is a COMMUNITY account. Two people can use the FCA at ...
concupiscible saffron turdskin associate
  05/10/12
the shrew doth protest too much
jet-lagged dead degenerate faggot firefighter
  05/10/12
I'm not her or Grace Kelly so it's annoying for people to ig...
concupiscible saffron turdskin associate
  05/10/12
Then post on a moniker where we won't be asking these questi...
ultramarine legal warrant
  05/10/12
No shit. There's a double standard in society. Deal with i...
ultramarine legal warrant
  05/10/12
...
Duck-like police squad
  05/10/12
Please bump thread and give details when you relapse.
chest-beating state genital piercing
  05/10/12
Do you think he will relapse with the same chick or a differ...
ultramarine legal warrant
  05/10/12
The one and then others. But this one hasn't run its course....
chest-beating state genital piercing
  05/10/12
sadly you may be right / been ignoring the texts but I think...
Stimulating bawdyhouse
  05/10/12
relapsed. seeing her after work tomorrow. almost relapse...
Stimulating bawdyhouse
  05/16/12
lol 180 bro 180000000000000000
Aromatic blue shrine skinny woman
  05/16/12
well it was called and xoxo was right FML
Stimulating bawdyhouse
  05/16/12
Move to pike county. Wait six months. Divorce your wife.
Umber Theater Stage
  05/16/12
cant see above kids sigh
Stimulating bawdyhouse
  05/16/12
So what? Fuck the rug rats.
Umber Theater Stage
  05/16/12
no can do
Stimulating bawdyhouse
  05/16/12
Stop being a pussy. They will still love you.
Umber Theater Stage
  05/16/12
...
Aromatic blue shrine skinny woman
  05/16/12
and become nut jobs like their mom
Stimulating bawdyhouse
  05/16/12
OP is fucked here. Either way he loses. This is why I will b...
Cowardly fuchsia institution
  05/10/12
fuck you, but credited, kids have fucked this whole thing up...
Stimulating bawdyhouse
  05/10/12
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dpLBas2lOlQ&feature=relat...
black orchestra pit ratface
  05/11/12
Just do open marriage like me bro. It's 180 so far if your ...
bistre blood rage property
  05/11/12
(open indeed shitlib cuckold)
Aromatic blue shrine skinny woman
  05/11/12
(mad conturd in monogamous relationship with fat stupid wife...
bistre blood rage property
  05/11/12
your poor wife and kids.
motley heaven
  05/16/12
yup poor kids, but wife is an ungodly nag who only sees me a...
Stimulating bawdyhouse
  05/16/12
given what you're doing to her, i don't think you should hav...
motley heaven
  05/16/12
u an angry bitter fat shrew or an aspie virgin?
Stimulating bawdyhouse
  05/16/12
oh i'm sorry i didn't have the typical xo reaction
motley heaven
  05/16/12
oh but you do how old are you? 19 yr old male? 30 year old ...
Stimulating bawdyhouse
  05/16/12
none of the above seriously what do you expect when you s...
motley heaven
  05/16/12
guys on this board have this horrible bitterness towards wom...
Glittery amethyst background story
  05/16/12
You're an idiot. I have long term live in gf that will prob...
lake hyperventilating lay
  08/03/12
THIS
at-the-ready rebellious library
  08/03/12
uh no you're the idiot here
Glittery amethyst background story
  08/03/12
180.
arousing ruby business firm reading party
  08/03/12
Cue blue smoke. She will talk about how men on this board h...
Fiercely-loyal curious nursing home newt
  08/03/12
anon6356: cheated on his wife - check racist - check ...
Glittery amethyst background story
  08/03/12
yea this place is a shithole now. if you dont condone horri...
Glittery amethyst background story
  05/16/12
unless the horribly immoral behavior came from a woman
motley heaven
  05/16/12
well yea a lot of the guys on this board dont seem to think ...
Glittery amethyst background story
  05/16/12
then break up w her i hope she is cheating on you because...
Glittery amethyst background story
  05/16/12
would be happier if that is the case, tbf
Stimulating bawdyhouse
  05/16/12
why did she get so attached? did you tell her you love her?
Razzle-dazzle hairless azn affirmative action
  05/16/12
OP is fucked
Sexy headpube kitty cat
  08/03/12
lol @this thread fish, just a few days ago you told me th...
Glittery amethyst background story
  08/03/12
I think most people on this thread aren't condoning the chea...
lake hyperventilating lay
  08/03/12
lol @ you calling anyone else a shrew when you follow with t...
Glittery amethyst background story
  08/03/12
I would never do this because I am not evil and wouldn't be ...
Ocher foreskin
  08/03/12


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Date: May 9th, 2012 11:53 PM
Author: Stimulating bawdyhouse

(married biglaw bro)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1944895&forum_id=2#20658359)



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Date: May 9th, 2012 11:57 PM
Author: maroon wonderful pisswyrm

why bro?

also, digits?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1944895&forum_id=2#20658396)



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Date: May 9th, 2012 11:58 PM
Author: Stimulating bawdyhouse

digits?

shit was getting too intense / seriously considering leaving wife for her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1944895&forum_id=2#20658406)



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Date: May 10th, 2012 12:14 AM
Author: aqua hell

compare the wife and mistress in as many aspects as you're willing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1944895&forum_id=2#20658576)



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Date: May 10th, 2012 12:19 AM
Author: Stimulating bawdyhouse

1-10 scale

mistress: looks- 8 (9 tits and face, 6-7 ass, waist, legs), same general build as wife (5'2-5, 110lbs) / personality- 9 / intelligence and career- 8 / sex- 9 (unbefuckinglievable, only wish she was a tiny bit tighter and in the vag and could fully deepthroat)

wife: looks- 6.5-7 (5 tits and face, 8+ waist and ass) / personality- 4 (loves me but a fucking nagging bitch) / intelligence and career- 6/ sex- 4 (when we have it)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1944895&forum_id=2#20658626)



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Date: May 10th, 2012 12:20 AM
Author: aqua hell

why would you ever choose the wife over the mistress

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1944895&forum_id=2#20658634)



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Date: May 10th, 2012 12:21 AM
Author: Stimulating bawdyhouse

kids and social/professional ramifications of divorce

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1944895&forum_id=2#20658651)



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Date: May 10th, 2012 12:23 AM
Author: aqua hell

being a child of divorce is an enriching life experience (lib)

but seriously are the ramifications that bad? say, if you carry on the affair until the kids are 18 and going away for college?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1944895&forum_id=2#20658670)



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Date: May 10th, 2012 12:25 AM
Author: Stimulating bawdyhouse

it would eventually come out (mistress knew some of my colleagues at other firms). if I ditch wife, it will be on my own schedule, not because I got caught out balls deep in another woman

really re: divorce? you have to be flaming

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1944895&forum_id=2#20658683)



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Date: May 10th, 2012 12:27 AM
Author: aqua hell

fair, also i have no idea what state you're in and what arrangements you made. how old are your kids? how long would you reasonably have to conceal everything to avoid custody battles and child support?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1944895&forum_id=2#20658700)



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Date: May 10th, 2012 12:31 AM
Author: Stimulating bawdyhouse

kids are young / I would get fucked in any divorce or separation as wife doesn't work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1944895&forum_id=2#20658726)



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Date: May 10th, 2012 12:32 AM
Author: aqua hell

fuck your life brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1944895&forum_id=2#20658733)



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Date: May 10th, 2012 12:35 AM
Author: Stimulating bawdyhouse

pretty much that's how it is / get divorced and abandon kids and be a fucking poor for some hawt and awesome sex or just bite the bullet in a shitty marriage and hope that you aren't totally fucking your kids and life over

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1944895&forum_id=2#20658752)



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Date: May 10th, 2012 12:41 AM
Author: aqua hell

rough, brother. do you regret settling (presumably) to have the kids in the first place?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1944895&forum_id=2#20658790)



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Date: May 10th, 2012 12:41 AM
Author: Stimulating bawdyhouse

of course. love the kids though / not their fault obv.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1944895&forum_id=2#20658796)



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Date: May 10th, 2012 12:20 AM
Author: Aromatic blue shrine skinny woman

Jesus

DESCRIBE the sex



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1944895&forum_id=2#20658639)



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Date: May 10th, 2012 12:23 AM
Author: Stimulating bawdyhouse

basically anything I wanted, whenever I wanted. girl would get wet from me just kissing her. usually greeted me at her door with a bj. if I told her I wanted to do it, we did it. her favorite was being spanked while getting fucked from behind hard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1944895&forum_id=2#20658666)



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Date: May 10th, 2012 12:30 AM
Author: Aromatic blue shrine skinny woman

Thanks for the boner asshole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1944895&forum_id=2#20658721)



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Date: May 10th, 2012 12:41 AM
Author: Stimulating bawdyhouse

just bros helping bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1944895&forum_id=2#20658789)



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Date: May 10th, 2012 11:53 PM
Author: mind-boggling lime half-breed

lol tame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1944895&forum_id=2#20666383)



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Date: May 10th, 2012 11:57 PM
Author: Stimulating bawdyhouse

really?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1944895&forum_id=2#20666424)



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Date: May 10th, 2012 12:31 AM
Author: Aromatic blue shrine skinny woman

DESCRIBE her 8/9 intelligence/career.

How hard to fuck her wo wife finding out?

Has she ever met wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1944895&forum_id=2#20658729)



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Date: May 10th, 2012 12:34 AM
Author: Stimulating bawdyhouse

finance chick / early 30s shrew / fitness nut with smoking body (doubled my biglaw salary last year in comp) ivy-educated

not very when you've been working biglaw hours for more than a few years / throw away cell phone is key here btw

hell no / nor will that ever happen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1944895&forum_id=2#20658744)



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Date: May 10th, 2012 12:35 AM
Author: Aromatic blue shrine skinny woman

Mmm

Some of these finance sluts are hot as shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1944895&forum_id=2#20658755)



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Date: May 10th, 2012 12:38 AM
Author: Stimulating bawdyhouse

no joke, totally fucking sculpted body (no six pack, probably could've lost 2lbs from waist) / never ate, just drank

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1944895&forum_id=2#20658767)



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Date: May 10th, 2012 12:36 AM
Author: Silver provocative spot

i wish i were her

kudos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1944895&forum_id=2#20658760)



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Date: May 10th, 2012 2:32 AM
Author: Comical locus dysfunction

Why would you marry an unattractive, annoying, stupid woman who sucks in bed?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1944895&forum_id=2#20659266)



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Date: May 10th, 2012 12:13 AM
Author: Stimulating bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1944895&forum_id=2#20658566)



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Date: May 10th, 2012 12:14 AM
Author: Dun Indian Lodge Jap

shoulda bought her an apt in malibu, alls wells that ends well

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1944895&forum_id=2#20658578)



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Date: May 10th, 2012 12:19 AM
Author: Stimulating bawdyhouse

wtf does that mean?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1944895&forum_id=2#20658630)



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Date: May 10th, 2012 12:21 AM
Author: Dun Indian Lodge Jap

u could have had ur cake and ate it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1944895&forum_id=2#20658648)



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Date: May 10th, 2012 12:23 AM
Author: Stimulating bawdyhouse

nah, would've eventually gotten busted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1944895&forum_id=2#20658672)



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Date: May 10th, 2012 12:26 AM
Author: Dun Indian Lodge Jap

a tiny pied a terre overlooking the water in boston harbor or seattle would run u 250,000; even if u left her, after having her for a couple of years, that's chump change

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1944895&forum_id=2#20658691)



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Date: May 10th, 2012 12:27 AM
Author: Stimulating bawdyhouse

that's the easy part / harder part would be juggling all that shit with a suspicious wife

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1944895&forum_id=2#20658697)



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Date: May 10th, 2012 12:28 AM
Author: Dun Indian Lodge Jap

just provide for ur wife while looking out for urself, u gotta do wut u gotta do in a cold brutal alpha world

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1944895&forum_id=2#20658712)



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Date: May 10th, 2012 12:36 AM
Author: Stimulating bawdyhouse

too bad biglaw salaries don't go as far as they used to (particularly with kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1944895&forum_id=2#20658757)



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Date: May 10th, 2012 12:37 AM
Author: Dun Indian Lodge Jap

kids r the deal breaker, u thought like a lawyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1944895&forum_id=2#20658764)



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Date: May 10th, 2012 12:38 AM
Author: Stimulating bawdyhouse

they usually are

(gets vasectomy in next life)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1944895&forum_id=2#20658768)



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Date: May 10th, 2012 12:39 AM
Author: Dun Indian Lodge Jap

u value ur wife, good 4 u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1944895&forum_id=2#20658774)



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Date: May 10th, 2012 12:40 AM
Author: Stimulating bawdyhouse

she's a good mom but a horrid wife

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1944895&forum_id=2#20658787)



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Date: May 10th, 2012 12:42 AM
Author: Dun Indian Lodge Jap

u mad man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1944895&forum_id=2#20658797)



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Date: May 10th, 2012 12:47 AM
Author: Stimulating bawdyhouse

nah, more sad. but yeah breh, I be mad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1944895&forum_id=2#20658831)



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Date: May 10th, 2012 12:49 AM
Author: Dun Indian Lodge Jap

http://www.amctv.com/shows/mad-men/cast/don-draper

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1944895&forum_id=2#20658846)



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Date: May 10th, 2012 12:53 AM
Author: Stimulating bawdyhouse

isn't he going to die at the end of this season? I don't need that shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1944895&forum_id=2#20658876)



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Date: May 10th, 2012 12:53 AM
Author: Dun Indian Lodge Jap

he's already dead, hth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1944895&forum_id=2#20658884)



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Date: May 10th, 2012 12:57 AM
Author: Stimulating bawdyhouse

ok, but Dick Whitman will die too, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1944895&forum_id=2#20658917)



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Date: May 10th, 2012 12:58 AM
Author: Dun Indian Lodge Jap

lawyerly response

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1944895&forum_id=2#20658922)



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Date: May 10th, 2012 1:00 AM
Author: Stimulating bawdyhouse

naturally

however, Don/Dick continues to life spiral and alienate his kids

I don't need that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1944895&forum_id=2#20658934)



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Date: May 10th, 2012 1:01 AM
Author: Dun Indian Lodge Jap

lawyers can see the difference w/ the distinction

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1944895&forum_id=2#20658942)



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Date: May 10th, 2012 12:55 AM
Author: Bonkers Bull Headed Mediation Psychic

OP would dream of being 30% of the man don draper is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1944895&forum_id=2#20658893)



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Date: May 10th, 2012 12:56 AM
Author: Dun Indian Lodge Jap

don is an american existential hero WE could all emulate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1944895&forum_id=2#20658909)



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Date: May 10th, 2012 12:58 AM
Author: Bonkers Bull Headed Mediation Psychic

no, we could not

but we should

better to shoot for don draper and fall short than remain aspie virgin neckbeards

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1944895&forum_id=2#20658925)



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Date: May 10th, 2012 12:58 AM
Author: Stimulating bawdyhouse

dude seems to do a lot better job juggling his shit than I do, so that's fair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1944895&forum_id=2#20658921)



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Date: May 10th, 2012 12:29 AM
Author: citrine new version candlestick maker

how'd oyu meet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1944895&forum_id=2#20658715)



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Date: May 10th, 2012 12:31 AM
Author: Stimulating bawdyhouse

friend of a friend of a colleague at another firm at a cocktail party

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1944895&forum_id=2#20658730)



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Date: May 10th, 2012 12:35 AM
Author: citrine new version candlestick maker

go on...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1944895&forum_id=2#20658753)



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Date: May 10th, 2012 12:36 AM
Author: Aromatic blue shrine skinny woman

Titcgo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1944895&forum_id=2#20658759)



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Date: May 10th, 2012 12:40 AM
Author: Stimulating bawdyhouse

usual BS banter, bunch of us left party to go to another bar, she and I sat and had a long convo about shitty marriages/engagements (she had had a long engagement that ended poorly). one thing led to another and we were back at her place

that was 11 months ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1944895&forum_id=2#20658781)



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Date: May 10th, 2012 12:41 AM
Author: Aromatic blue shrine skinny woman

How'd u break it off with her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1944895&forum_id=2#20658791)



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Date: May 10th, 2012 12:43 AM
Author: Stimulating bawdyhouse

she was pressuring me to get a divorce and I told her I never could because of the kid thing. she blew up but we talked it out and she came to terms with it (I think)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1944895&forum_id=2#20658803)



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Date: May 10th, 2012 12:54 AM
Author: Aromatic blue shrine skinny woman

Lol, prepare to get PWNED bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1944895&forum_id=2#20658889)



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Date: May 10th, 2012 12:57 AM
Author: Stimulating bawdyhouse

how so?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1944895&forum_id=2#20658915)



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Date: May 10th, 2012 12:58 AM
Author: Bonkers Bull Headed Mediation Psychic

her crazy homewrecker switch is on

she wants you, and she will come get you. she can figure out who your wife is and then your fucked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1944895&forum_id=2#20658920)



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Date: May 10th, 2012 1:05 AM
Author: Stimulating bawdyhouse

really hoping this isn't the case but this is my worry as well / preparing for dead bunnies in the bathtub

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1944895&forum_id=2#20658962)



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Date: May 10th, 2012 1:08 AM
Author: Bonkers Bull Headed Mediation Psychic

you can hope in one hand and shit in the other and see which one fills up faster

as my grandfather used to say

you ready for monster child support payments?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1944895&forum_id=2#20658986)



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Date: May 10th, 2012 1:12 AM
Author: Stimulating bawdyhouse

resigned myself to pwnage if that is the case / honestly it would be easier because I wouldn't be the one making the decision to abandon kids (perverse logic I know as it was my dick that caused this whole thing)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1944895&forum_id=2#20659008)



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Date: May 10th, 2012 1:01 AM
Author: citrine new version candlestick maker

dude she is going to fucking tell on you to your wife and blow shit up. It's so easy for her to find ur wife's info.

fuck bitches are insane

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1944895&forum_id=2#20658944)



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Date: May 10th, 2012 1:03 AM
Author: Bonkers Bull Headed Mediation Psychic

it is three minutes ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1944895&forum_id=2#20658950)



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Date: May 10th, 2012 1:05 AM
Author: citrine new version candlestick maker

shut up tard i didnt scroll down

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1944895&forum_id=2#20658964)



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Date: May 10th, 2012 12:43 AM
Author: Talented garnet dingle berry school cafeteria

Fucking A

That's rough bro. Even now as an adult, just hearing my parents fight gives me the most awful, heart-wrenching feelings. I couldn't even imagine what divorce would be like at a young age.

I have to ask, why'd you marry your wife? Based on your description, she doesn't seem to have any redeeming qualities.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1944895&forum_id=2#20658806)



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Date: May 10th, 2012 12:46 AM
Author: Stimulating bawdyhouse

credited re: divorce- ergo, I do what I have to do, not what I want to do (at least now)

she was a little bit hotter and a lot better person when we wed. her career was not as good as mine, then the kids came and she did a 180 personality flip on me. became the housewife scold to a T. honestly, though she is not one, acts like a nagging jewish stereotype

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1944895&forum_id=2#20658828)



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Date: May 10th, 2012 12:48 AM
Author: Talented garnet dingle berry school cafeteria

gotcha.

How did you ditch the mistress? What was her reaction?

EDIT just saw the above nm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1944895&forum_id=2#20658840)



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Date: May 10th, 2012 12:52 AM
Author: Stimulating bawdyhouse

tears and the usual pleas, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1944895&forum_id=2#20658873)



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Date: May 10th, 2012 12:54 AM
Author: Umber Theater Stage

Prenup?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1944895&forum_id=2#20658888)



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Date: May 10th, 2012 12:58 AM
Author: Stimulating bawdyhouse

with wife? yes but kids renders that useless (all best interests in this state)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1944895&forum_id=2#20658926)



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Date: May 10th, 2012 1:06 AM
Author: Umber Theater Stage

Is child support capped? Why does that fuck your prenup?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1944895&forum_id=2#20658974)



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Date: May 10th, 2012 1:07 AM
Author: Stimulating bawdyhouse

assets my friend (I have some fam $ and earned a shit ton before wedding)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1944895&forum_id=2#20658981)



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Date: May 10th, 2012 1:10 AM
Author: Umber Theater Stage

I don't get it. Community property state? Move. She won't file within the time for you to get residency somewhere else and then file there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1944895&forum_id=2#20658996)



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Date: May 10th, 2012 1:10 AM
Author: Bonkers Bull Headed Mediation Psychic

move to wyoming

almost never alimony bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1944895&forum_id=2#20659000)



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Date: May 10th, 2012 1:12 AM
Author: Stimulating bawdyhouse

moving? neither of these are workable suggestions. I am biglaw to the core

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1944895&forum_id=2#20659016)



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Date: May 10th, 2012 1:13 AM
Author: Bonkers Bull Headed Mediation Psychic

what good is biglaw if you're living in squalor to afford payments to your 300 sq ft wife

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1944895&forum_id=2#20659022)



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Date: May 10th, 2012 1:14 AM
Author: Stimulating bawdyhouse

it would not be her, see above re kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1944895&forum_id=2#20659028)



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Date: May 10th, 2012 1:14 AM
Author: Umber Theater Stage

Move to pike county.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1944895&forum_id=2#20659024)



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Date: May 10th, 2012 12:42 AM
Author: ultramarine legal warrant

Incredibly depressing thread for all involved.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1944895&forum_id=2#20658798)



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Date: May 10th, 2012 12:44 AM
Author: Stimulating bawdyhouse

welcome to a law-themed board. most of our lives are pretty damn depressing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1944895&forum_id=2#20658815)



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Date: May 10th, 2012 12:48 AM
Author: Umber Theater Stage

CR

My ex made me sell my Ferrari.

No kids though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1944895&forum_id=2#20658844)



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Date: May 10th, 2012 12:52 AM
Author: Stimulating bawdyhouse

Ferrari? why did she do that?

EDIT: lucky no kids / how bad did she rape you in the divorce?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1944895&forum_id=2#20658869)



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Date: May 10th, 2012 12:53 AM
Author: Umber Theater Stage

Because I spent all our money on it without her approval.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1944895&forum_id=2#20658879)



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Date: May 10th, 2012 1:01 AM
Author: Umber Theater Stage

Edit response.

She got bascially nothing aside from her share in spite of me being able to be totally fucked because I am clever and evil and an amazing legal mind.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1944895&forum_id=2#20658938)



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Date: May 10th, 2012 1:02 AM
Author: citrine new version candlestick maker

pre-nup?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1944895&forum_id=2#20658949)



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Date: May 10th, 2012 1:06 AM
Author: Umber Theater Stage

No.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1944895&forum_id=2#20658978)



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Date: May 10th, 2012 1:05 AM
Author: Stimulating bawdyhouse

amazing legal mind? do tell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1944895&forum_id=2#20658969)



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Date: May 10th, 2012 1:08 AM
Author: Umber Theater Stage

I told her she would be tied up in court for a decade which would eat all our resources and the I found something in my control that would truly ruin her life and used that as leverage and she settled on my terms.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1944895&forum_id=2#20658987)



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Date: May 10th, 2012 1:09 AM
Author: citrine new version candlestick maker

oh god, details

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1944895&forum_id=2#20658992)



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Date: May 10th, 2012 1:11 AM
Author: Umber Theater Stage

Let's just say she would have had to spend time somewhere.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1944895&forum_id=2#20659004)



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Date: May 10th, 2012 1:13 AM
Author: Stimulating bawdyhouse

substance or financial?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1944895&forum_id=2#20659018)



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Date: May 10th, 2012 1:14 AM
Author: Umber Theater Stage

Neither. CAWG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1944895&forum_id=2#20659030)



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Date: May 10th, 2012 1:15 AM
Author: Stimulating bawdyhouse

CAWG?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1944895&forum_id=2#20659034)



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Date: May 10th, 2012 1:17 AM
Author: Umber Theater Stage

Crazy Ass White Girl



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1944895&forum_id=2#20659041)



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Date: May 10th, 2012 1:19 AM
Author: Stimulating bawdyhouse

ok, I knew that, but how does CAWG give you that type of leverage? what exact crazy shit did she do?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1944895&forum_id=2#20659051)



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Date: May 10th, 2012 9:53 AM
Author: avocado passionate set

sounds like he was willing to send her to jail or an asylum

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1944895&forum_id=2#20660046)



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Date: May 10th, 2012 1:25 AM
Author: ultramarine legal warrant

But this thread is depressing even for XO. You really can't win. You can get divorced but end up pwn3d by the bitch you're married to and hated by your kids, you can stay married to her and be miserable. You can try to keep cheating but eventually it will catch up with you. You're in a true no-win. And it sounds like your marriage is truly horrid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1944895&forum_id=2#20659073)



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Date: May 10th, 2012 1:27 AM
Author: Stimulating bawdyhouse

true it's a no-win

I'm trying to think the marriage is not horrible as I love my kids, so I can find some joy there in the limited time biglaw gives me with them and the shit I can provide for them with my salary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1944895&forum_id=2#20659085)



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Date: May 10th, 2012 2:37 AM
Author: concupiscible saffron turdskin associate

How can you feel bad for HIM? He's an asshole who's cheating on her wife. None of you would have any sympathy for a wife who was cheating on her husband because her husband was annoying her and she was to cowardly to deal with the fallout for a divorce.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1944895&forum_id=2#20659276)



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Date: May 10th, 2012 2:50 AM
Author: jet-lagged dead degenerate faggot firefighter

this would never happen, because a woman would never make the same calculation this guy has and sacrifice for the well-being of the kids.

she'd keep fucking the other guy, divorce, traumatize the brats, play the victim through and through, take all his shit, then move along. guy is sticking it out with a nagging bitch who's letting herself go for the sake of the family.

he's a goddamned hero and you're a comical shrew if you don't think married many frequently get a side piece just to maintain sanity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1944895&forum_id=2#20659316)



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Date: May 10th, 2012 2:54 AM
Author: concupiscible saffron turdskin associate

You're retarded. Many women stay with their husbands even if they're unhappy for their children's sake. Women are more likely to sacrifice on behalf of their children. Many times they're the ones being cheated on, whereas the OP is just being "nagged." And you know what? Many of them control themselves and don't have affairs.

If a woman were in this exact position you would all attack her for cheating and being so selfish that she put her desire for an affair over her family. You would tell her she needed to tell her husband and if she didn't you would accuse her of wanting to have the best of both worlds. You're an unempathetic, aspie POS if you don't realize that this is exactly what you would say if only the OP's sex were reversed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1944895&forum_id=2#20659325)



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Date: May 10th, 2012 2:56 AM
Author: jet-lagged dead degenerate faggot firefighter

lol - so you think you know what my reaction would be, yet feel qualified to call someone else aspie over the internet?

fuck, we used to have some quality shrew posters here.

please take a moment to think about your hero before proceeding: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elizabeth_Gilbert

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1944895&forum_id=2#20659336)



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Date: May 10th, 2012 3:00 AM
Author: concupiscible saffron turdskin associate

Your first sentence doesn't make sense and I'd rather be a rich world traveler than a loser living vicariously by applauding a cheating douchebag on the internet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1944895&forum_id=2#20659347)



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Date: May 10th, 2012 3:02 AM
Author: jet-lagged dead degenerate faggot firefighter

the fact that you're to much of a shrew-asp to wrap your head around it =/= "doesn't make sense."

"I'd rather be a rich world traveler than a loser living vicariously by applauding a cheating douchebag on the internet."

lmfao, thank you. please continue to worship a book about a miserable twat her ditched her family because she wasn't 'fulfilled enough' to do yoga, eat a lot, and get fucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1944895&forum_id=2#20659352)



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Date: May 10th, 2012 4:35 PM
Author: Duck-like police squad

crcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1944895&forum_id=2#20662363)



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Date: May 11th, 2012 1:52 AM
Author: hairraiser cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1944895&forum_id=2#20667525)



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Date: May 10th, 2012 1:05 AM
Author: Aromatic blue shrine skinny woman

Nah. I love this thread. Makes me think of railing some finance sluts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1944895&forum_id=2#20658968)



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Date: May 10th, 2012 1:06 AM
Author: Stimulating bawdyhouse

which I still highly endorse, my own self-pwnage aside

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1944895&forum_id=2#20658976)



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Date: May 10th, 2012 1:11 AM
Author: Aromatic blue shrine skinny woman

Are u clean cut and alpha as fuck bro?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1944895&forum_id=2#20659005)



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Date: May 10th, 2012 1:14 AM
Author: Stimulating bawdyhouse

6'1, 175 white wasp who cardios 4x/week and lifts lightly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1944895&forum_id=2#20659026)



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Date: May 10th, 2012 1:16 AM
Author: Aromatic blue shrine skinny woman

DESCRIBE your kids

How'd u end up with a subpar wife bro?

How the fuck do you cardio in biglAw? It's impossible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1944895&forum_id=2#20659035)



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Date: May 10th, 2012 1:18 AM
Author: Stimulating bawdyhouse

good kids, young

complicated story, suffice to say she treated me like a king pre-kids and housewifery

easy, hit gym before work for an hour or during the day on weekends (helps to have gym in or close to office)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1944895&forum_id=2#20659048)



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Date: May 10th, 2012 1:21 AM
Author: Aromatic blue shrine skinny woman

Lol at before work. I am nonfunctional in the am

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1944895&forum_id=2#20659063)



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Date: May 10th, 2012 1:23 AM
Author: Stimulating bawdyhouse

will be on treadmill in 6 hours

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1944895&forum_id=2#20659067)



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Date: May 10th, 2012 1:12 AM
Author: Umber Theater Stage

How did you get pwn3d? You fucked strange for 11 months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1944895&forum_id=2#20659013)



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Date: May 10th, 2012 1:15 AM
Author: Stimulating bawdyhouse

credited, and better^3 strange

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1944895&forum_id=2#20659033)



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Date: May 10th, 2012 1:17 AM
Author: citrine new version candlestick maker

he's about to be found out because of his tattling mistress and get BUTTRAPED in divorce court

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1944895&forum_id=2#20659037)



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Date: May 10th, 2012 1:19 AM
Author: Stimulating bawdyhouse

this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1944895&forum_id=2#20659053)



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Date: May 10th, 2012 1:13 AM
Author: Idiotic School Black Woman

more mistress sex descriptions plz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1944895&forum_id=2#20659019)



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Date: May 10th, 2012 1:17 AM
Author: Aromatic blue shrine skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1944895&forum_id=2#20659040)



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Date: May 10th, 2012 1:21 AM
Author: Idiotic School Black Woman

seriously though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1944895&forum_id=2#20659061)



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Date: May 10th, 2012 1:22 AM
Author: Stimulating bawdyhouse

pretty much everything you could imagine / hottest was when she dug out her old catholic school girl uniform (no panties), met me at a bar after work, and made me fuck her ass in the bathroom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1944895&forum_id=2#20659065)



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Date: May 10th, 2012 1:25 AM
Author: Idiotic School Black Woman

ok this is flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1944895&forum_id=2#20659075)



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Date: May 10th, 2012 1:26 AM
Author: Stimulating bawdyhouse

bro, wish it was or else I would've ditched this chick a long time ago and not been in this pickle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1944895&forum_id=2#20659083)



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Date: May 10th, 2012 2:36 AM
Author: Comical locus dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1944895&forum_id=2#20659271)



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Date: May 10th, 2012 9:56 AM
Author: avocado passionate set

this seems realistic to me bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1944895&forum_id=2#20660060)



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Date: May 10th, 2012 1:17 AM
Author: cerebral seedy cuck

Your wife's nagging after having kids is a biological response that evolved to reign in men in order to protect the family. Women aren't self-aware about this shit. You ditching the misstress shows you at least want to keep the marriage in tact. You should get some counseling just to wake her up to how destructive that nagging shit is. She needs a wakeup call.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1944895&forum_id=2#20659043)



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Date: May 10th, 2012 1:20 AM
Author: Stimulating bawdyhouse

this is actually probably the most productive advice yet / but I don't think I will get to counseling unless mistress pulls fatal attraction and, at that point, will be more likely to end up in divorce court than counseling



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1944895&forum_id=2#20659058)



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Date: May 10th, 2012 1:23 AM
Author: cerebral seedy cuck

http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052970203806504577180811554468728.html



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1944895&forum_id=2#20659069)



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Date: May 10th, 2012 1:25 AM
Author: Stimulating bawdyhouse

already seen this / so fucking credited

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1944895&forum_id=2#20659078)



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Date: May 10th, 2012 1:28 AM
Author: ultramarine legal warrant

This doesn't seem right. It increases the chances that men will stray/bolt by 1000%.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1944895&forum_id=2#20659087)



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Date: May 10th, 2012 2:40 AM
Author: concupiscible saffron turdskin associate

The *wife* needs a wakeup call? How about criticizing the cheater rather than applauding him for getting rid of his mistress? Do you think you would tell a cheating wife that her husband needed therapy to correct slightly annoying personality flaws?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1944895&forum_id=2#20659282)



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Date: May 10th, 2012 10:03 AM
Author: avocado passionate set

SHUT THE FUCK UP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1944895&forum_id=2#20660083)



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Date: May 10th, 2012 10:08 AM
Author: ultramarine legal warrant

Yep. The wife is driving him away with her shitty personality. Right now she is bringing exceedingly little to the relationship.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1944895&forum_id=2#20660107)



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Date: May 10th, 2012 11:52 PM
Author: Stimulating bawdyhouse

wow, are you my wife? you're almost as shrill and annoying

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1944895&forum_id=2#20666365)



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Date: May 10th, 2012 1:43 AM
Author: Stimulating bawdyhouse

thanks bros / highly therapeutic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1944895&forum_id=2#20659151)



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Date: May 10th, 2012 2:38 AM
Author: concupiscible saffron turdskin associate

The differences between how men and women are treated on this board are exemplified ITT. There isn't one person who is critical of your behavior; if you were a woman every guy ITT would denounce you as a whore, an unfit mother and a horrible human being.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1944895&forum_id=2#20659278)



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Date: May 10th, 2012 2:54 AM
Author: Maniacal histrionic principal's office

(nagging shrew)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1944895&forum_id=2#20659328)



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Date: May 10th, 2012 2:55 AM
Author: concupiscible saffron turdskin associate

(Uncreative aspie)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1944895&forum_id=2#20659332)



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Date: May 10th, 2012 2:54 AM
Author: jet-lagged dead degenerate faggot firefighter

shut up you mentally ill twat. this is a message board dominated by dudes. it's racist, sexist, and just plain in fucking bad taste. that's why we like and why you like it. don't come here on the reg then bitch about this.

also consider your retarded double standard. if one of your shrew friends started banging some handsome rich guy with a huge cock because her husband devolved into a whiny schlub that never put in any effort, you would find a thousand ways to rationalize it for her. you can't stand hearing about infidelity in this context because you're insecure about the possibility of it happening to you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1944895&forum_id=2#20659329)



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Date: May 10th, 2012 2:59 AM
Author: concupiscible saffron turdskin associate

As long as you admit that you're completely delusional and your advice is self-serving, that's fine.

I would never encourage my friend to cheat and most women wouldn't. That's the difference between men and women; guys' friends encourage and help them cheat all the time.

I don't care about the infidelity; the responses to this thread are worse. No one should feel sympathy for the OP, he's not the victim because his wife "nagged" him. Grow up, kiddies. And you can't really make a point about insecurity when any woman who posted about cheating would be ripped to shreds by insecure male posters. Threads like this, on the other hand, receive little attention from female posters.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1944895&forum_id=2#20659343)



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Date: May 10th, 2012 3:00 AM
Author: jet-lagged dead degenerate faggot firefighter

real talk - have you ever experimented with using a semicolon before, or is tonight your first try?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1944895&forum_id=2#20659349)



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Date: May 10th, 2012 3:08 AM
Author: cerebral seedy cuck

Your hot educated female friend, who is married to a total loser who has let himself go, is unemployed, doesn't bother looking for a job, etc, starts a steamy affair with a rich as fuck jacked iBanker and tells you about it. you rip her to shreds to her face? or do you give her advice on how to fix her marriage / advise her to get a divorce? you'd do the latter. that's just how it is. it doesn't mean you're endorsing cheating.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1944895&forum_id=2#20659367)



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Date: May 10th, 2012 3:16 AM
Author: concupiscible saffron turdskin associate

I don't have friends who are whores.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1944895&forum_id=2#20659391)



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Date: May 10th, 2012 3:22 AM
Author: cerebral seedy cuck

Good answer you dumb twit. It's a hypothetical.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1944895&forum_id=2#20659405)



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Date: May 10th, 2012 10:05 AM
Author: avocado passionate set

TBF, I know she is one of the few that wouldn't support it no matter what. But you're right about most women. Her problem is she needs to realize she's the exception and not the rule.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1944895&forum_id=2#20660093)



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Date: May 10th, 2012 10:04 AM
Author: avocado passionate set

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1944895&forum_id=2#20660087)



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Date: August 3rd, 2012 12:53 PM
Author: Glittery amethyst background story

"you can't stand hearing about infidelity in this context because you're insecure about the possibility of it happening to you."

lol and of course this doesn't describe any of the guys who freak out over male cheating on this board lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1944895&forum_id=2#21249849)



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Date: May 10th, 2012 2:59 AM
Author: Startled gaming laptop

Palpable anger: check.

Instant screaming about male-female double standard on XO: check.

Painful phrasing and grammar: check.

In the fight of her life to takeover thread with misdirected rage: check.

Oh hai Blue Smoke!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1944895&forum_id=2#20659345)



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Date: May 10th, 2012 3:01 AM
Author: concupiscible saffron turdskin associate

This is not Blue Smoke fucker.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1944895&forum_id=2#20659350)



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Date: May 10th, 2012 3:05 AM
Author: jet-lagged dead degenerate faggot firefighter

yeah, dude is amateur if he can't recognize grace_kelly in all her miserable self-hating shrewish glory.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1944895&forum_id=2#20659357)



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Date: May 10th, 2012 3:10 AM
Author: concupiscible saffron turdskin associate

This isn't Grace Kelly. Why the FUCK does it matter who I am?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1944895&forum_id=2#20659373)



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Date: May 10th, 2012 3:17 AM
Author: jet-lagged dead degenerate faggot firefighter

sure thing. lulz, you are a true queen of the XO shrews.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1944895&forum_id=2#20659393)



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Date: May 10th, 2012 3:06 AM
Author: concupiscible saffron turdskin associate

Just go with it. It's convenient when every FCA post is attributed to BS. I don't have to try to conceal my identity at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1944895&forum_id=2#20659360)



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Date: May 10th, 2012 3:09 AM
Author: jet-lagged dead degenerate faggot firefighter

(shrew talking to herself)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1944895&forum_id=2#20659370)



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Date: May 10th, 2012 3:14 AM
Author: concupiscible saffron turdskin associate

This is a COMMUNITY account. Two people can use the FCA at once.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1944895&forum_id=2#20659385)



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Date: May 10th, 2012 3:18 AM
Author: jet-lagged dead degenerate faggot firefighter

the shrew doth protest too much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1944895&forum_id=2#20659396)



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Date: May 10th, 2012 3:13 AM
Author: concupiscible saffron turdskin associate

I'm not her or Grace Kelly so it's annoying for people to ignore my posts because they don't like those posters.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1944895&forum_id=2#20659382)



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Date: May 10th, 2012 10:07 AM
Author: ultramarine legal warrant

Then post on a moniker where we won't be asking these questions, moron.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1944895&forum_id=2#20660101)



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Date: May 10th, 2012 10:06 AM
Author: ultramarine legal warrant

No shit. There's a double standard in society. Deal with it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1944895&forum_id=2#20660097)



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Date: May 10th, 2012 4:36 PM
Author: Duck-like police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1944895&forum_id=2#20662374)



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Date: May 10th, 2012 10:08 AM
Author: chest-beating state genital piercing

Please bump thread and give details when you relapse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1944895&forum_id=2#20660106)



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Date: May 10th, 2012 10:08 AM
Author: ultramarine legal warrant

Do you think he will relapse with the same chick or a different one?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1944895&forum_id=2#20660109)



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Date: May 10th, 2012 10:09 AM
Author: chest-beating state genital piercing

The one and then others. But this one hasn't run its course. No one quits cold turkey. It's a process.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1944895&forum_id=2#20660112)



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Date: May 10th, 2012 11:51 PM
Author: Stimulating bawdyhouse

sadly you may be right / been ignoring the texts but I think I will eventually relapse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1944895&forum_id=2#20666351)



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Date: May 16th, 2012 1:16 AM
Author: Stimulating bawdyhouse

relapsed. seeing her after work tomorrow.

almost relapsed saturday. sent her a bunch of drunken txts while out with my friends but she told me that she was still hurt from rejection

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1944895&forum_id=2#20701364)



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Date: May 16th, 2012 1:17 AM
Author: Aromatic blue shrine skinny woman

lol 180 bro 180000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1944895&forum_id=2#20701369)



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Date: May 16th, 2012 1:20 AM
Author: Stimulating bawdyhouse

well it was called and xoxo was right

FML

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1944895&forum_id=2#20701393)



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Date: May 16th, 2012 1:19 AM
Author: Umber Theater Stage

Move to pike county. Wait six months. Divorce your wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1944895&forum_id=2#20701383)



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Date: May 16th, 2012 1:19 AM
Author: Stimulating bawdyhouse

cant see above

kids

sigh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1944895&forum_id=2#20701389)



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Date: May 16th, 2012 1:27 AM
Author: Umber Theater Stage

So what? Fuck the rug rats.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1944895&forum_id=2#20701433)



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Date: May 16th, 2012 1:35 AM
Author: Stimulating bawdyhouse

no can do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1944895&forum_id=2#20701484)



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Date: May 16th, 2012 1:37 AM
Author: Umber Theater Stage

Stop being a pussy. They will still love you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1944895&forum_id=2#20701501)



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Date: May 16th, 2012 1:38 AM
Author: Aromatic blue shrine skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1944895&forum_id=2#20701508)



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Date: May 16th, 2012 1:44 AM
Author: Stimulating bawdyhouse

and become nut jobs like their mom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1944895&forum_id=2#20701558)



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Date: May 10th, 2012 4:26 PM
Author: Cowardly fuchsia institution

OP is fucked here. Either way he loses. This is why I will be a genetic deadend and never have kids

Good thread. Too bad idiot insecure self-righteous twats tried to hijack it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1944895&forum_id=2#20662299)



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Date: May 10th, 2012 11:51 PM
Author: Stimulating bawdyhouse

fuck you, but credited, kids have fucked this whole thing up for me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1944895&forum_id=2#20666356)



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Date: May 11th, 2012 2:03 AM
Author: black orchestra pit ratface

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dpLBas2lOlQ&feature=related

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1944895&forum_id=2#20667604)



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Date: May 11th, 2012 12:00 AM
Author: bistre blood rage property

Just do open marriage like me bro. It's 180 so far if your wife is cool at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1944895&forum_id=2#20666462)



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Date: May 11th, 2012 2:05 AM
Author: Aromatic blue shrine skinny woman

(open indeed shitlib cuckold)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1944895&forum_id=2#20667616)



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Date: May 11th, 2012 2:06 AM
Author: bistre blood rage property

(mad conturd in monogamous relationship with fat stupid wife)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1944895&forum_id=2#20667626)



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Date: May 16th, 2012 1:23 AM
Author: motley heaven

your poor wife and kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1944895&forum_id=2#20701411)



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Date: May 16th, 2012 1:24 AM
Author: Stimulating bawdyhouse

yup poor kids, but wife is an ungodly nag who only sees me as a paycheck so not poor her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1944895&forum_id=2#20701418)



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Date: May 16th, 2012 1:27 AM
Author: motley heaven

given what you're doing to her, i don't think you should have any expectation of her seeing you as a human being

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1944895&forum_id=2#20701427)



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Date: May 16th, 2012 1:34 AM
Author: Stimulating bawdyhouse

u an angry bitter fat shrew or an aspie virgin?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1944895&forum_id=2#20701479)



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Date: May 16th, 2012 1:48 AM
Author: motley heaven

oh i'm sorry i didn't have the typical xo reaction

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1944895&forum_id=2#20701579)



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Date: May 16th, 2012 1:49 AM
Author: Stimulating bawdyhouse

oh but you do

how old are you? 19 yr old male? 30 year old female?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1944895&forum_id=2#20701584)



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Date: May 16th, 2012 1:53 AM
Author: motley heaven

none of the above

seriously what do you expect when you say you are married, have kids and have/had a mistress? oh i guess it's okay though because your wife nagged u.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1944895&forum_id=2#20701599)



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Date: May 16th, 2012 1:57 AM
Author: Glittery amethyst background story

guys on this board have this horrible bitterness towards women so i really think they manage to convince themselves in their minds that guys are justified regardless of how poorly they treat their wives/gfs. so guys like the op are cheered on, of course these guys absolutely flip their shit when the topic of female infidelity is brought up because thats their deepest insecurity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1944895&forum_id=2#20701617)



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Date: August 3rd, 2012 12:21 PM
Author: lake hyperventilating lay

You're an idiot. I have long term live in gf that will probably result in marriage so I hear about all her gf's relationship bullshit all the time and how they talk to each other vs how me and dudes talk to each other.

So in the hypo that a couple is having relationship/marriage issues chicks immediately jump on the chick's bandwagon "you're better than that, he needs to treat you better, you can get any guy you want, etc. etc." Dudes talking to guy "yeah she's being a bitch, but whatever, just apologize so she gets over it, nothing you can really do."

Shit is so ass backwards. Chicks are always defending their own shrewish behavior because they're too batshit crazy to realize how fucking nuts they are. I'll tell my gf to her face she's acting nuts and she'll get more pissed till she eventually calms down and apologizes a day later for being crazy. But when bitches get the least bit annoyed or pissed they're incapable of thinking rationally or calmly, unlike dudes, who are just pissed because they're getting nagged or yelled at.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1944895&forum_id=2#21249608)



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Date: August 3rd, 2012 12:44 PM
Author: at-the-ready rebellious library

THIS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1944895&forum_id=2#21249785)



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Date: August 3rd, 2012 12:46 PM
Author: Glittery amethyst background story

uh no

you're the idiot here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1944895&forum_id=2#21249797)



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Date: August 3rd, 2012 12:58 PM
Author: arousing ruby business firm reading party

180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1944895&forum_id=2#21249890)



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Date: August 3rd, 2012 12:58 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal curious nursing home newt

Cue blue smoke. She will talk about how men on this board hate women and are totally unlike other men, even tough she is naively wrong. She will call you an idiot, stupid, a bigot a racist or some combination of them all if you disagree with her. If you respond, dont say anything about having a job, because she will tell you how that doesnt matter and you are weird for bringing it up. WHATEVER YOU DO DONT MENTION TRANNIES.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1944895&forum_id=2#21249889)



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Date: August 3rd, 2012 1:03 PM
Author: Glittery amethyst background story

anon6356:

cheated on his wife - check

racist - check

homophobe - check

ignorant hillbilly - check

posters like you prove my point for me, please never go away

;)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1944895&forum_id=2#21249926)



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Date: May 16th, 2012 1:49 AM
Author: Glittery amethyst background story

yea this place is a shithole now. if you dont condone horribly immoral behavior youre a "shrew"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1944895&forum_id=2#20701585)



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Date: May 16th, 2012 1:56 AM
Author: motley heaven

unless the horribly immoral behavior came from a woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1944895&forum_id=2#20701613)



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Date: May 16th, 2012 2:00 AM
Author: Glittery amethyst background story

well yea a lot of the guys on this board dont seem to think very highly of themselves and live with this huge fear of being cheated on so they go crazy at the mere mention of female cheating.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1944895&forum_id=2#20701626)



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Date: May 16th, 2012 1:49 AM
Author: Glittery amethyst background story

then break up w her

i hope she is cheating on you because she doesnt like how you treat her. according to you this is ok

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1944895&forum_id=2#20701580)



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Date: May 16th, 2012 1:52 AM
Author: Stimulating bawdyhouse

would be happier if that is the case, tbf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1944895&forum_id=2#20701594)



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Date: May 16th, 2012 2:00 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle hairless azn affirmative action

why did she get so attached? did you tell her you love her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1944895&forum_id=2#20701627)



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Date: August 3rd, 2012 12:45 PM
Author: Sexy headpube kitty cat

OP is fucked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1944895&forum_id=2#21249790)



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Date: August 3rd, 2012 12:49 PM
Author: Glittery amethyst background story

lol @this thread

fish, just a few days ago you told me that none of the guys on this board are empathetic or encouraging to male cheaters

i wish i'd had this thread to pwn you with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1944895&forum_id=2#21249818)



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Date: August 3rd, 2012 12:57 PM
Author: lake hyperventilating lay

I think most people on this thread aren't condoning the cheating with the exception. However, your shrewish viewpoint prevents you from seeing anything other than the psychotic picture you paint in your hormone ravaged brain where the women is the victim.

However i think most men can be empathetic of someone who is in OP's position even if most would agree that the cheating was probably a bad idea from the start. OP has given a pretty accurate assessment of why he went elsewhere and something that men everywhere can relate to.

The ridiculous part is that even though it's universally accepted that women are crazy among men, women themselves have a hard time accepting the fact that they would actually all be insitutionalized if we didn't like banging them.

I mainly do divorces for a living, mostly high dollar but some standard divorces too as those pay the bills and I can't tell you how often women paint themselves as the victim despite the fact that their testimony and interactions with us show that they're are psychotic bitches and the men are essentially saints for putting up with it for so many years. 65% of the time it's the women with no job asking for the divorce, then brutally fucking the man in court for spousal support and assets, after being a complete bitch for decades. With some exceptions men are generally fairly reasonable and eager to settle. Unfortunately, we often represent women, but you take what comes through the door.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1944895&forum_id=2#21249884)



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Date: August 3rd, 2012 1:01 PM
Author: Glittery amethyst background story

lol @ you calling anyone else a shrew when you follow with this crazy babbling

anyway you are wrong from your first sentence. the point is that xoxo guys are insanely insecure about being cheated on, so they flip out when anyone discusses male cheating.

they try to paint it as being about morals and fidelity but they don't care when it's a guy cheating because this isn't the stuff of their worst nightmares (see this thread, where people are defending the guy and saying they feel sorry for him and whatnot)

you're delusional

your last paragraph is more psychobabble and has nothing to do with anything i have said. you should probably take some anger management classes or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1944895&forum_id=2#21249917)



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Date: August 3rd, 2012 12:53 PM
Author: Ocher foreskin

I would never do this because I am not evil and wouldn't be able to live with myself, but even if I could I would live in constant fear of getting caught.

This will definitely end badly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1944895&forum_id=2#21249844)