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Date: June 1st, 2012 8:04 PM Author: Bisexual charismatic yarmulke fuck u all (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1961620&forum_id=2#20808530) |
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Date: June 1st, 2012 8:08 PM Author: vigorous death wish I'm going to dedicate this one to you.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MrJSKvX0AcI
EDIT: Except for the hooker part, WTF? |
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Date: June 1st, 2012 8:12 PM Author: Bisexual charismatic yarmulke Bro, if you were early 20's and had basically never touched a girl isnt it just logical to get a hooker? Actually like all the first few girls I slept with were hookers, and probably the two best things I did to start having more confidence with girls was this whore vacation in Phuket and another in the Philippines. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1961620&forum_id=2#20808580) |
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Date: June 1st, 2012 8:12 PM Author: vigorous death wish I'm 25, a virgin, and would never touch a hooker with a ten-foot pole (let alone my favorite 4 inch pole). (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1961620&forum_id=2#20808588) |
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Date: June 1st, 2012 8:14 PM Author: Bisexual charismatic yarmulke that is ur prob bro but trust me it will help u
it will just help u get over mental blocks bro.. it helped me a LOT
i actually got laid with a regular girl shortly after coming back from the philippines where i banged like 10 girls in two weeks... it just relieved stress, made me more confident, and i think regular girls notice this stuff |
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Date: June 1st, 2012 8:15 PM Author: vigorous death wish I think it's just getting laid that makes you confident. In that case, I want it for free. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1961620&forum_id=2#20808606) |
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Date: June 1st, 2012 8:17 PM Author: Bisexual charismatic yarmulke Assuming u arent flame though u are pretty sad to be a virgin at 25. U shld just get it done with. It will really help. Trust me. Just go to the Caribbean or Europe or something and get a high class whore. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1961620&forum_id=2#20808620) |
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Date: June 1st, 2012 8:19 PM Author: vigorous death wish I don't have the money and I would find it demeaning to pay. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1961620&forum_id=2#20808630) |
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Date: June 1st, 2012 8:20 PM Author: Bisexual charismatic yarmulke But isnt it demeaning to be a 25 year old virgin? U cant have the perfect life. Obvoiously something is REALLY wrong with u and u can choose the lesser or two evils, which clearly is just paying for it and getting over the hump
seriously, i thought it was a big deal but once i did it i was happy abt it and just happy i got it over with and actually felt a woman's vagina |
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Date: June 1st, 2012 8:35 PM Author: vigorous death wish It's demeaning to be a 25 year old virgin. It's more demeaning to add "went to a whore" on top of that. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1961620&forum_id=2#20808706) |
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Date: June 1st, 2012 8:46 PM Author: Bisexual charismatic yarmulke No its not man. At least u wont be a virgin. U have to stop thinking abt what society thinks. Make a list of all the famous men who have been caught with whores. Basically ALL my friends who arent shy mama's boys have used whores, though only 25% would openly admit it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1961620&forum_id=2#20808756) |
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Date: June 1st, 2012 8:58 PM Author: vigorous death wish It's not about what society thinks or what famous men do. I just can't see much worth in paid-for sex. It's same reason I don't buy girls drinks. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1961620&forum_id=2#20808834) |
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Date: June 1st, 2012 9:01 PM Author: Bisexual charismatic yarmulke Bro, this is why u are a virgin. U are aspie and beta. U have to be a man and fucking man up and figure out ur problems. I use to be sorta like u but even by age 25 i realized i had to do something.. at age like 22 i just went abroad and got some pussy and it helped a lot.. u will never get laid with this attitude.. u have to become more shady (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1961620&forum_id=2#20808859) |
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Date: June 1st, 2012 9:10 PM Author: vigorous death wish Getting laid won't fix the underlying problem of why I'm undesirable. That takes deeper work. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1961620&forum_id=2#20808907) |
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Date: June 1st, 2012 9:14 PM Author: Bisexual charismatic yarmulke No it will, part of the problem is that u come off to girls are inexperienced, u lack confidence, u put the pussy on the pedestal and act as if it will solve all problems
once u insert dick in pussy u will realize what it is.. it is not disneyland.. it is nice but it is not heaven |
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Date: June 1st, 2012 10:03 PM Author: vigorous death wish If it's not Disneyland, why would I pay for it? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1961620&forum_id=2#20809215) |
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Date: June 1st, 2012 10:17 PM Author: Bisexual charismatic yarmulke bro, u are a 25 year old fucking virgin.. u can go to south america, bang a hot as fuck bitch for under $100 and have the fucking NIGHT of ur life..
ur 25.. just get over it.. ur 25 bro.. ur seriously screwed |
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Date: June 1st, 2012 10:18 PM Author: vigorous death wish I can go to South America for under $100? Skip the hooker, where is this airline? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1961620&forum_id=2#20809339) |
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Date: June 1st, 2012 10:20 PM Author: Bisexual charismatic yarmulke Take Spirit Air u dumb faggot. Look for a special. U can fly really cheap from Fort Lauderdale to Colombia.
A whore will cost $60 maybe.
Stop being a bitch. U probably spend $5 a day on Starbucks so just STFU and do it. |
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Date: June 1st, 2012 10:24 PM Author: vigorous death wish I live nowhere near Fort Lauderdale.
You're incoherent. On the one hand, you're claiming pussy is no big deal. On the other hand, you're urging me to pay for it.
I don't spend $5 a day on Starbucks. |
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Date: June 1st, 2012 10:26 PM Author: Bisexual charismatic yarmulke ur fuking dumb.,. if u want to get this done, ull get it done so just STFU (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1961620&forum_id=2#20809390) |
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Date: June 1st, 2012 10:26 PM Author: vigorous death wish I've always maintained a no whores policy. If that means it never happens for me, I can live with that. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1961620&forum_id=2#20809396) |
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Date: June 1st, 2012 10:44 PM Author: Bisexual charismatic yarmulke u also have a no vagina policy, so be happy with that for life
seriously, once u bang a whore ur're realize ALL women are whores.. vagina is just a commodity.. once u get over that shit then u will treat women properly, whcih is treating them like shit, which is the way to get them to like u.. fuk u |
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Date: June 1st, 2012 11:11 PM Author: vigorous death wish Not all women are whores. Some give it up for free. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1961620&forum_id=2#20809659) |
Date: June 1st, 2012 8:05 PM Author: arrogant provocative roast beef Tl; dr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1961620&forum_id=2#20808537) |
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Date: June 1st, 2012 8:05 PM Author: Bisexual charismatic yarmulke what does that mean? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1961620&forum_id=2#20808544) |
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Date: June 1st, 2012 8:07 PM Author: excitant harsh corner totally lame; despicable read (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1961620&forum_id=2#20808550) |
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Date: June 1st, 2012 8:07 PM Author: Bisexual charismatic yarmulke how is it lame? i am being honest bro.. i want advice (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1961620&forum_id=2#20808553) |
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Date: June 1st, 2012 8:08 PM Author: arrogant provocative roast beef (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1961620&forum_id=2#20808554) |
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Date: June 1st, 2012 8:05 PM Author: excitant harsh corner so you're emotionally immature. cool. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1961620&forum_id=2#20808539) |
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Date: June 1st, 2012 8:05 PM Author: Bisexual charismatic yarmulke i mean i guess i am, but i have a justification for it right since i didnt do shit growing up? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1961620&forum_id=2#20808545) |
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Date: June 1st, 2012 8:08 PM Author: pale pontificating deer antler who cares, you are only 30. u will be in a long term coming up soon. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1961620&forum_id=2#20808555) |
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Date: June 1st, 2012 8:09 PM Author: Bisexual charismatic yarmulke Really? But i have NO IDEA how to deal with a LTR. I am inexperienced. I would not even know the basics, like how to deal with being around someone everyday.
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Date: June 1st, 2012 8:12 PM Author: pale pontificating deer antler you dont need experience to be successful at a long term relationship. the right or wrong person will just stick around one another, and time will past, and before you know it, 10 years have past. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1961620&forum_id=2#20808583) |
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Date: June 1st, 2012 8:13 PM Author: Bisexual charismatic yarmulke shit, that sounds depressing..
what if she asks about my past? i mean i think girls cant tell cause i have enough experience dating to know what to do, but if they asked i just will make shit up...
but its still sad.. i have no idea how its lack to have access to pussy 365 days a year.. im sure it gets boring but man, better than jacking off |
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Date: June 1st, 2012 8:18 PM Author: pale pontificating deer antler just tell her about the most significant of your past relationships and that you dated around a bit after that. she may be flattered down the line as things continue that she was your first long term. i dont think girls really care, it's not like youre 40. they would probably be more concerned if you had some significant long term past and wonder if you were over that girl. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1961620&forum_id=2#20808624) |
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Date: June 1st, 2012 8:21 PM Author: Bisexual charismatic yarmulke I would NEVER admit I've never had a LTR> I will just say I had a few 1y relationships, and dated a lot.
No one really knows my past. I have few friends who have been around me that long. |
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Date: June 1st, 2012 8:09 PM Author: Bisexual charismatic yarmulke And I am a little over 30. I am running out of time I think, at least I still have all my hair. Thank god. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1961620&forum_id=2#20808563) |
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Date: June 1st, 2012 8:05 PM Author: Effete Corn Cake Hai me. I've only fucked around 6 chicks though. Are you objectively good looking now? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1961620&forum_id=2#20808546) |
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Date: June 1st, 2012 8:07 PM Author: Bisexual charismatic yarmulke I am tall like around 6'0. Built though not buff but good build. Pretty decently good looking I think.
I joke around and learned game a little and approach girls now and then. Still lack total confidence and I'm still insecure around chicks, esp hottier ones. |
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Date: June 1st, 2012 8:09 PM Author: Naked hairless field sex offender Good thing we're in a recession so I could find this out. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1961620&forum_id=2#20808564) |
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Date: June 1st, 2012 8:10 PM Author: Bisexual charismatic yarmulke what? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1961620&forum_id=2#20808568) |
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Date: June 1st, 2012 8:11 PM Author: Bisexual charismatic yarmulke opps I meant ITT (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1961620&forum_id=2#20808573) |
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Date: June 1st, 2012 8:11 PM Author: Salmon Big Pervert (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1961620&forum_id=2#20808574) |
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Date: June 1st, 2012 8:12 PM Author: vigorous death wish Nice catch! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1961620&forum_id=2#20808581) |
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Date: June 1st, 2012 8:12 PM Author: Bisexual charismatic yarmulke so anal (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1961620&forum_id=2#20808584) |
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Date: June 1st, 2012 8:55 PM Author: saffron talented hall place of business shocked that you're a virgin! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1961620&forum_id=2#20808815) |
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Date: June 1st, 2012 8:58 PM Author: vigorous death wish Nice pitch! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1961620&forum_id=2#20808838) |
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Date: June 1st, 2012 8:21 PM Author: lake coffee pot madd as fukk you beat me to this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1961620&forum_id=2#20808643) |
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Date: June 1st, 2012 8:25 PM Author: Bisexual charismatic yarmulke man, it dont matter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1961620&forum_id=2#20808667) |
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Date: June 1st, 2012 8:18 PM Author: Bisexual charismatic yarmulke ,,, (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1961620&forum_id=2#20808625) |
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Date: June 1st, 2012 8:49 PM Author: Light Vivacious Box Office Hominid wow, you're me in reverse. meet first gf (who has been judged cute by this board) and have first kiss at age 16. get first blowjob a week later. stay with her all the way up until 1L year. she leaves, we spend a year apart, I have have 3 okcupid dates. ding one for not being attractive enough, another for smoking, get pwn3d by the third (a high value chick) due to inexperience (although she was initially attracted/interested). Fourth is barely good enough and likes me so I see her a second time and she requests sex. After a few more times I decide she isn't good enough. Original girlfriend comes back and I am happy.
a year after law school is over, she leaves again. first okc date is a straight up disaster. second chick i meet is a nerdy chick from craigslist who i hook up with a few times, but later decide she is too aspie and being around her makes me sick when i think about how well i got along with ex. a few more dates with other chicks fail, with the girls being initially attracted/interested and me fucking up in a variety of easily avoidable ways due to inexperience. i stop fucking up in obvious ways, but then for some reason girls are no longer initially attracted anymore...massive failed date streak spanning 6 months. all confidence is completely gone, especially since i wasn't even enthusiastic about a couple of the girls that dinged me and thought i should be doing way better than them.things are only getting worse as time passes. it now seems completely impossible to get even a nonfat 6.5 who isn't a bitch.
me: 5'11 white bro, in shape, lawyer, 32 but look younger, at least a 6 but probably no higher than an 8. |
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Date: June 1st, 2012 8:54 PM Author: pale pontificating deer antler i have come to realize that lawyers are not very fun guys, like not very funny, weird sense of humor; girls probably don't feel they can relate to you, and your looks dont carry you through, and they are not impressed enough with you being a lawyer to be interested. maybe if you become a little more down to earth, you will be more successful w/ chicks. also, what is your age range that you are trying for? you might be going for too young if its under 27. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1961620&forum_id=2#20808804) |
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Date: June 1st, 2012 8:59 PM Author: Light Vivacious Box Office Hominid i know this is true. the extra years poasting here, getting itepwned, having heart broken a second time, and the practice of law have combined to make me not very fun. sense of humor is now weird and not very funny...basically like what you'd get if christian bale's patrick bateman was delivering his lines in an ironically self-aware and sarcastic way rather than sincerely. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1961620&forum_id=2#20808845) |
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Date: June 1st, 2012 9:02 PM Author: Bisexual charismatic yarmulke most lawyers are shit.. its true.. tahts why lawyers marry lawyers a lot
most are boring and have no personality
thats why i always laugh when ppl say that u need personality to get BIGLAW, its the fucking opp.. u just need to be a billing robot to get it |
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Date: June 1st, 2012 9:07 PM Author: pale pontificating deer antler i am in law myself and have yet to meet a truly funny law guy, unless he was a first year. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1961620&forum_id=2#20808884) |
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Date: June 1st, 2012 9:15 PM Author: Bisexual charismatic yarmulke the longer someone stays in BIGLAW, the more douchbag they become (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1961620&forum_id=2#20808937) |
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Date: June 1st, 2012 8:54 PM Author: Bisexual charismatic yarmulke Wow man, thanks. In one respect I'd prefer ur situation cause at least u experience an LTR but doing it from age 16 to 22 just fucking SUCKS. Those would have been prime years. It sounds like u never learned how to date, hit on chicks in bars, or have one night stands or even make out sessions.
Like I'd prefered to have a GF for like ONE year at age 16. Bang her. Then bang a shit load more girls. Then in college freshmen year bang a shitload of girls then maybe have a 1-2 year relationship then senior year get fucking HERPES from banging shitloads.
So I dunno man, sounds like maybe u are like me, u wasted too much time growing up, but at least u had pussy.
U shld learn tog ame chicks in bars. I like OKC but once upon a time I got a lot of numbers in bars. The last two wknds I've made out with chicks from bars, but no lay of course.
I have two OKC girls in the pipeline so hoping. |
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Date: June 1st, 2012 9:03 PM Author: Light Vivacious Box Office Hominid i haven't learned SHIT man...i mean the only two other girls i banged i didn't even persuade them or make moves on them...they suggested it. i don't really have any friends to go game chicks in bars with. in fact, i've never in my life even approached and hit on a girl, every date i've been on has been from online. now i have a paralyzing fear of making that first first move. you're in a way better position, at least you have a way forward. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1961620&forum_id=2#20808873) |
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Date: June 1st, 2012 9:06 PM Author: Bisexual charismatic yarmulke Wow bro. That is amazing. Interesting.
So basically since I had nothing pre age 25 I read that book The Game and just started drinkin and hitting on chicks. I had nothing to lose cause I was starting from the basement.
Maybe u should try. I mean it depends what city u are in. I find in MFH it is harder to game chicks in bars cause they have major bitch shields but smaller towns it can work really well, at least at getting numbers and setting up dates.
And just go to clubs solo man. I do that and its whatever, if u purpose is to game chicks then u can do it solo. Learn to dance too. |
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Date: June 1st, 2012 9:15 PM Author: Light Vivacious Box Office Hominid i have social anxiety and poor social skills, i couldn't fly solo. not sure i'd meet someone i liked that way anyways. i really just want a sweet, nerdy girl who paints and reads books. but i like to lift weights and play basketball and video games and don't have any cultured interests, so i don't go anywhere i'd meet chicks like that. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1961620&forum_id=2#20808936) |
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Date: June 1st, 2012 9:19 PM Author: Bisexual charismatic yarmulke man, u sound aspie.. u need to drink more before u go out and then u will have much more confidence
if u are tall and BIGLAW u shld be able to pull in bars.. it will be hard at first but seriously just ONE month of serious effort and u will be a changed man |
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Date: June 1st, 2012 9:21 PM Author: Light Vivacious Box Office Hominid i'm not biglaw, i actually have a sps job but i'm starting to make decent money now thanks to some contract work that pays really well. drinking makes shit worse in my experience...hard to hold a conversation. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1961620&forum_id=2#20808975) |
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Date: June 1st, 2012 9:27 PM Author: Bisexual charismatic yarmulke just get the buzz where u feel good and confident
it helps get over any insecurities u have.. seriosuly, with girls ive learned it really isnt what u are on paper, its how confident and assertive u are... its just supply.. hit on enough chicks, eventually one will fall for u.. chicks are insecure as fuck and need to be convinced |
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Date: June 1st, 2012 9:29 PM Author: Light Vivacious Box Office Hominid what do u say to them man? my insecurity is that chicks don't like me...the more of them i interact with the worse it gets. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1961620&forum_id=2#20809034) |
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Date: June 1st, 2012 9:33 PM Author: Bisexual charismatic yarmulke you need to read the book, The Game.. it changed my life.. but basically u just have to be confident, funny, say negative things about them to make them feel insecure
when im drunk i just talk to everyone and eventually i find a chick who is down.. i just act cocky and funny but dont go over the top..
TBF i get rejected most of the time, but sometimes it works and its funnier than playing video games at home or spending 10h on OKC
just read the book THE GAME or read www.rooshv.com - he is a pro pick up artist who travels the world banging chicks.. he isnt a good looking guy either.. he is just an average dood |
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Date: June 1st, 2012 9:04 PM Author: spectacular out-of-control resort boistinker Breh this is more common than you think
For whatever reason some brehs don't have LTRs in HS or college but end up good looking, successful professional brehs who can get numbers / dates regularly in big cities. These brehs have no reason to LTR until they get married but more often then not they end up with a girl to marry |
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Date: June 1st, 2012 9:08 PM Author: Bisexual charismatic yarmulke Well in my case it was cause (1) I grew up in a crazy conservative family and (2) i had bad acne and no confidence growing up
The guys who are just playas and never settle for one chick maybe are more fucked up cause a lot of good lookign doods i know eventually settle down |
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Date: June 1st, 2012 9:15 PM Author: Sickened Ebony Principal's Office Internal Respiration Did you play high school football though (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1961620&forum_id=2#20808940) |
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Date: June 1st, 2012 9:19 PM Author: Bisexual charismatic yarmulke noooo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1961620&forum_id=2#20808961) |
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Date: June 1st, 2012 10:04 PM Author: Trip Hot Scourge Upon The Earth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1961620&forum_id=2#20809222) |