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BIGLAW IP Non-Equity "partner" taking ?s
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Date: June 29th, 2012 5:27 PM Author: hateful plum hall Non-NYC, general practice firm V25-75 range, prosecution and IP transaction, EE/Physics, turn ons: pinas coladas, getting caught in the rain, turn offs: disco, yoga (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1982780&forum_id=2#20985451) |
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Date: June 29th, 2012 5:34 PM Author: hateful plum hall Nothing? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1982780&forum_id=2#20985483) |
Date: June 29th, 2012 5:44 PM Author: hateful plum hall (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1982780&forum_id=2#20985553) |
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Date: June 29th, 2012 5:45 PM Author: emerald nowag What drugs do you use to grind out the work? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1982780&forum_id=2#20985564) |
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Date: June 29th, 2012 5:49 PM Author: hateful plum hall I smoke pot on the weekends, otherwise nothing. I always figured I would have lots of access to coke and other stimulants at a law firm, but I never come across it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1982780&forum_id=2#20985584) |
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Date: June 29th, 2012 5:51 PM Author: aphrodisiac internet-worthy giraffe legal warrant You probably gotta make equity partner before they give you access to the coke chest. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1982780&forum_id=2#20985599) |
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Date: June 29th, 2012 5:51 PM Author: emerald nowag No caffeine? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1982780&forum_id=2#20985600) |
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Date: June 29th, 2012 6:32 PM Author: emerald nowag What about nicotine or adderall? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1982780&forum_id=2#20985860) |
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Date: June 29th, 2012 7:29 PM Author: Soul-stirring up-to-no-good office fortuitous meteor Greetings, Subtle Mitt Romney trollign |
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Date: June 29th, 2012 5:45 PM Author: aphrodisiac internet-worthy giraffe legal warrant Registration is down bro. We've all asked you stuff before. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1982780&forum_id=2#20985566) |
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Date: June 29th, 2012 5:48 PM Author: hateful plum hall Open your minds. I also have some expertice in the following areas:
Early to mid 90s indie rock Quantum mechanics Alternative Comedy Disliking skip bayless
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Date: June 29th, 2012 5:54 PM Author: sienna razzle gaping In your own words, what is "Alternative Comedy"? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1982780&forum_id=2#20985621) |
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Date: June 29th, 2012 5:55 PM Author: hateful plum hall If Paul F Tompkins has appeared on your podcast, you are an alt comic. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1982780&forum_id=2#20985626) |
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Date: June 29th, 2012 5:46 PM Author: lavender startled locus did u start at the firm you're partner at now? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1982780&forum_id=2#20985571) |
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Date: June 29th, 2012 5:49 PM Author: hateful plum hall I lateralled in as a fairly junior associate. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1982780&forum_id=2#20985589) |
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Date: June 29th, 2012 5:50 PM Author: ultramarine deranged deer antler persian How much do you make? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1982780&forum_id=2#20985591) |
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Date: June 29th, 2012 5:52 PM Author: hateful plum hall Depending on bonus between 290-320 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1982780&forum_id=2#20985613) |
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Date: June 29th, 2012 5:56 PM Author: ultramarine deranged deer antler persian really? I make that as a 7th year associate? I would expect you to make more. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1982780&forum_id=2#20985630) |
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Date: June 29th, 2012 5:58 PM Author: hateful plum hall Well, I'm class of '05, non-NYC, so it makes sense. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1982780&forum_id=2#20985644) |
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Date: June 29th, 2012 5:59 PM Author: ultramarine deranged deer antler persian oh, me too. so it really is just partner in name only....although that is impressive that you have a $300k annual book of biz. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1982780&forum_id=2#20985651) |
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Date: June 29th, 2012 6:02 PM Author: hateful plum hall Yeah, non-equity partners are generally just senior associates with better branding.
I inherited a few clients, and then I made friends with partners in the private equity group, and they refer their clients' portfolio companies to me for IP work. |
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Date: June 29th, 2012 6:06 PM Author: ultramarine deranged deer antler persian oh. I don't really call the later a book of business. If you left the firm would these people all come with you? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1982780&forum_id=2#20985685) |
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Date: June 29th, 2012 6:08 PM Author: hateful plum hall Most would. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1982780&forum_id=2#20985696) |
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Date: June 29th, 2012 7:29 PM Author: coiffed mind-boggling sweet tailpipe depending on bonus you might only make $290K? That seems really low for a non-equity partner. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1982780&forum_id=2#20986225) |
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Date: June 29th, 2012 5:50 PM Author: lavender startled locus you think u got a shot at equity at some point? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1982780&forum_id=2#20985596) |
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Date: June 29th, 2012 5:54 PM Author: hateful plum hall Yeah, I have like a $300k book, if I expand it to $600+ I suspect I will make equity, althought the lower end equity partners here probably make less than i do as a non-equity when you factor in havign to pay more for your own benefits. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1982780&forum_id=2#20985623) |
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Date: June 29th, 2012 5:54 PM Author: Yellow Laser Beams Hospital Can I send you my resumé? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1982780&forum_id=2#20985620) |
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Date: June 29th, 2012 5:57 PM Author: hateful plum hall No (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1982780&forum_id=2#20985634) |
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Date: June 29th, 2012 5:57 PM Author: Yellow Laser Beams Hospital Full of relevant experience bro (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1982780&forum_id=2#20985637) |
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Date: June 29th, 2012 6:05 PM Author: alcoholic motley corner what if someone with 6 years v20 experience left the law to try something for a bit...would he be able to practice in a biglaw setting again (even like a v90-100 kind of place?) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1982780&forum_id=2#20985678) |
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Date: June 29th, 2012 6:08 PM Author: hateful plum hall It happens sometimes, but it would be tough to get back into it. Unless, the work they did during their time away from biglaw could generate business. Like if you went to work at fund that would throw you legal work or something. Or if the thing you did had some kind of prestige associated with it, like an exclusive government job. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1982780&forum_id=2#20985691) |
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Date: June 29th, 2012 6:33 PM Author: Hideous ceo It's obvious you're not really an IP Partner (probably not even a BIGLAW associate) but I'll play along.
Do you fear other firms poaching your good associates? I hear that most patent associates are getting upwards of 3 recruiter calls a day. |
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Date: June 29th, 2012 6:35 PM Author: pontificating doobsian partner chad you want to get a drink tonight bro. we are in the same city and have had good convos about the local house/dubstep scene, although it's been a while (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1982780&forum_id=2#20985887) |
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Date: June 29th, 2012 6:42 PM Author: hateful plum hall Not really. People come and go, but since compensation is roughly the same across the market, most people don't jump unless they are having some kind of issue with the people they are doing work for. We actually have way more trouble retaining IP staff, assistants and paralegals. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1982780&forum_id=2#20985931) |
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Date: June 29th, 2012 7:12 PM Author: aphrodisiac internet-worthy giraffe legal warrant If he's not, he's really dedicated to this schtick bc he's been posting these threads for years. Used to be "mid-level" IP associate and so on.
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1020975&forum_id=2 |
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Date: June 29th, 2012 7:26 PM Author: Dark cracking house mad cow disease biglaw outlook for next 2-4 years?
when will salary be increased for associates again, if ever?
what firm will be the next dewey?
how does one become an non-equity partner/did you know you wanted this path from the beginning? |
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Date: June 29th, 2012 7:27 PM Author: Dark cracking house mad cow disease could you lateral to HK or some shit if you wanted? how hard is that for corporate associates both within your firm and outside of it? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1982780&forum_id=2#20986208) |
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Date: June 29th, 2012 7:28 PM Author: Dark cracking house mad cow disease how many girls have you banged in your life time, and describe the cans and panties of your wife (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1982780&forum_id=2#20986212) |
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Date: June 29th, 2012 7:30 PM Author: Nofapping clear nursing home In his case it is also relevant to ask for how many guys he has had sex with as well. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1982780&forum_id=2#20986231) |
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Date: June 29th, 2012 7:29 PM Author: coiffed mind-boggling sweet tailpipe Do you have to pay your own medical insurance and other expenses as a non-equity partner? Do you have a time frame in which you must make equity partner? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1982780&forum_id=2#20986229) |
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Date: June 29th, 2012 7:33 PM Author: henna hell brethren Are you a chick? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1982780&forum_id=2#20986258) |
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Date: June 29th, 2012 9:24 PM Author: odious windowlicker pistol Net worth/ age? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1982780&forum_id=2#20986915) |
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Date: June 29th, 2012 9:24 PM Author: Multi-colored meetinghouse old irish cottage WELL IM JUST A SIMPLE RETIRED SOLDIER BUT..... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1982780&forum_id=2#20986920) |