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Tips on giving a chick an enjoyable wine enema
| vengeful charismatic plaza | 07/26/12 |
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Date: July 26th, 2012 8:10 PM Author: vengeful charismatic plaza -start with a regular warm-water enema to flush her out first. this should be obvious, but a lot of people jump right to the alcohol.
-limit the initial dose to two shots of wine or less. especially with women; that stuff will absorb quickly and hit them hard.
-don't pour in straight wine - dilute it heavily to prevent any stinging/burning associated with the alcohol content. 15% is enough to cause discomfort; reduce it with water to 5% or less. make sure the water is fairly warm, but not hot.
-let it absorb for 15 minutes or so after administration. massage her lower abdomen a bit to prevent cramping.
-have her lay on her left side during the administration, then flat on her back after a few minutes.
that's how you do it. it's pretty simple. have fun. |
Date: July 26th, 2012 8:13 PM Author: stimulating private investor What if I want to do this to myself, am a little experienced with enemas, and am an alcoholic?
I want to do this sometime and jump right in. |
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Date: July 26th, 2012 8:14 PM Author: vengeful charismatic plaza i don't know, bro - that sounds kinda gay. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#21185151) |
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Date: July 26th, 2012 8:21 PM Author: stimulating private investor I'll think about J. when I'm doing it.
Less gay? |
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Date: July 26th, 2012 8:26 PM Author: vengeful charismatic plaza i think the main problem with autoenema alcohol ingestion is that it's too easy to get too drunk. it's actually a suicide method in large quantities. that's the reason you're supposed to supervise your GF while administering the wine, and restrict her overall consumption.
but if you are also drunk, then discretion erodes, and you might end up going too far, either on yourself or others. |
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Date: July 26th, 2012 8:31 PM Author: stimulating private investor Hmm.
I think I'll stick to water enemas and thumbing my prostate. |
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Date: July 26th, 2012 9:00 PM Author: vengeful charismatic plaza i mean, you could TRY anything, but the results may be unpredictable if you happen to lack self-control when somewhat intoxicated. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#21185428) |
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Date: July 26th, 2012 9:03 PM Author: stimulating private investor Yeah.
I'm not a real alcoholic, I just happen to lack self-control when somewhat intoxicated. |
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Date: August 20th, 2012 1:22 AM Author: Thriller Tan Party Of The First Part (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#21378154) |
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Date: August 20th, 2012 1:25 AM Author: vengeful charismatic plaza well, just take it easy to begin with and go from there. mix a few shots of wine with water, administer, wait 15-20 minutes, see how it goes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#21378166) |
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Date: July 26th, 2012 10:55 PM Author: vengeful charismatic plaza also - another thing that people surprisingly forget sometimes - lube up the enema tip before shoving it in there. if you don't, the chick will probably get kind of upset. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#21186408) |
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Date: July 31st, 2012 12:10 AM Author: vengeful charismatic plaza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#21220587) |
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Date: July 31st, 2012 12:40 AM Author: sticky citrine step-uncle's house jew (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#21220951) |
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Date: July 31st, 2012 12:43 AM Author: vengeful charismatic plaza oh, and this is quite important - obviously, the TYPE of wine is more or less irrelevant as long as it is being used in an enema, but avoid cheap wines with added SUGARS. it's not a great idea to dump a bunch of sugar into the lower colon.
so that means:
a jug of cheap wine - fine.
a jug of cheap sangria or wine coolers - no. |
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Date: July 31st, 2012 12:44 AM Author: sticky citrine step-uncle's house jew It's funny how I always thought of wine enemas as a thing for women. It's like they were made to take stuff up the ass. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#21220986) |
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Date: July 31st, 2012 12:52 AM Author: vengeful charismatic plaza they enjoy it. they enjoy being dominated sexually anyway, and this is a fairly interesting way to do it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#21221039) |
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Date: July 31st, 2012 10:22 PM Author: vengeful charismatic plaza you may be wondering - where should this actually be done, in my house?
i would suggest just throwing a towel or something on your bed and doing it there. when the enema is finished, she can shuffle off to the bathroom and you can post on this site and discuss your experiences. |
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Date: August 5th, 2012 9:20 PM Author: vengeful charismatic plaza it's sunday night. get to it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#21267641) |
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Date: February 10th, 2013 9:26 PM Author: Thriller Tan Party Of The First Part (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#22610752) |
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Date: August 6th, 2012 7:28 AM Author: Pearly police squad forum Do you sick fucks actually do this? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#21269830) |
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Date: August 6th, 2012 8:02 PM Author: vengeful charismatic plaza [teetotaling uptight virgin who despises fun things] (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#21274722) |
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Date: November 24th, 2012 10:20 PM Author: Ivory beady-eyed old irish cottage international law enforcement agency (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#22104913) |
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Date: August 6th, 2012 7:36 AM Author: naked weed whacker stage Thanks for reminding me to do an enema on self. Been years, and why have the kit lying around if I am not going to use it? Seems like something to look forward to on a Monday night.
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Date: August 20th, 2012 1:20 AM Author: Thriller Tan Party Of The First Part (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#21378139) |
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Date: September 15th, 2012 10:29 PM Author: vengeful charismatic plaza if you're going to do this, saturday night is a fine time to start. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#21589105) |
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Date: October 5th, 2012 6:33 PM Author: Thriller Tan Party Of The First Part (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#21725084) |
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Date: November 9th, 2012 12:59 AM Author: Thriller Tan Party Of The First Part (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#22005622) |
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Date: November 9th, 2012 1:13 AM Author: obsidian corner headpube you didnt find anyone willing to do it, so youre doin it to yourself right now, arent you (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#22005691) |
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Date: November 9th, 2012 1:19 AM Author: indigo pea-brained keepsake machete I did this to myself without diluting it. Whoops!
That shit burned like a mother fucker. Still did it to my girlfriend, but when she squirmed I knew why. |
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Date: November 9th, 2012 1:20 AM Author: vigorous range how'd you propose the idea to her? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#22005733) |
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Date: November 9th, 2012 1:22 AM Author: indigo pea-brained keepsake machete Was domming her and just did it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#22005746) |
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Date: November 9th, 2012 1:24 AM Author: vigorous range you just whipped out the enema kit and everything? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#22005763) |
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Date: October 10th, 2018 3:32 PM Author: Up-to-no-good area yarmulke (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#36998894) |
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Date: November 10th, 2012 1:12 AM Author: vengeful charismatic plaza good for you, bro. but yeah; water dilution is definitely the way to go if you don't want the girl to feel a bit of a burn back there. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#22012376) |
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Date: November 9th, 2012 1:22 AM Author: Shimmering flatulent codepig What's the idea here? To get drunk? Or is it some sexual thing? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#22005747) |
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Date: November 11th, 2012 2:44 PM Author: Racy shrine persian I think both (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#22020097) |
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Date: November 11th, 2012 2:49 PM Author: emerald partner candlestick maker (guy who doesn't know sensation feelings) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#22020120) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2012 4:00 AM Author: Laughsome Translucent Station Lol such a weird thread
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Date: December 23rd, 2012 9:14 AM Author: Dun elastic band if by weird you mean extremely shitty then I agree (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#22299370) |
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Date: January 15th, 2013 7:04 PM Author: vengeful charismatic plaza (wine enema denialist) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#22440112) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2013 9:13 PM Author: Mauve soul-stirring depressive has anyone done this yet. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#22362555) |
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Date: November 8th, 2014 6:11 AM Author: wine hunting ground (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#26673371) |
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Date: October 10th, 2018 3:47 PM Author: orange cowardly market immigrant Thank you for the tips. I'm planning on trying this on my girl soooooon. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#36998995) |
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Date: October 11th, 2018 2:00 PM Author: indigo pea-brained keepsake machete I even give my clerks wine enemas when we have a tough case to decide. Helps clear the mind. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#37001700) |
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Date: March 25th, 2019 7:50 AM Author: Wonderful pistol switch out the wine for everclear...don't tell her (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#37985581) |