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Tips on giving a chick an enjoyable wine enema

-start with a regular warm-water enema to flush her out firs...
bateful abusive new version gaping
  07/26/12
What if I want to do this to myself, am a little experienced...
Ebony medicated legal warrant theater
  07/26/12
i don't know, bro - that sounds kinda gay.
bateful abusive new version gaping
  07/26/12
I'll think about J. when I'm doing it. Less gay?
Ebony medicated legal warrant theater
  07/26/12
i think the main problem with autoenema alcohol ingestion is...
bateful abusive new version gaping
  07/26/12
Hmm. I think I'll stick to water enemas and thumbing my p...
Ebony medicated legal warrant theater
  07/26/12
i mean, you could TRY anything, but the results may be unpre...
bateful abusive new version gaping
  07/26/12
Yeah. I'm not a real alcoholic, I just happen to lack sel...
Ebony medicated legal warrant theater
  07/26/12
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Embarrassed to the bone property
  08/20/12
well, just take it easy to begin with and go from there. mi...
bateful abusive new version gaping
  08/20/12
also - another thing that people surprisingly forget sometim...
bateful abusive new version gaping
  07/26/12
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bateful abusive new version gaping
  07/31/12
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Comical station immigrant
  07/31/12
oh, and this is quite important - obviously, the TYPE of win...
bateful abusive new version gaping
  07/31/12
It's funny how I always thought of wine enemas as a thing fo...
Comical station immigrant
  07/31/12
they enjoy it. they enjoy being dominated sexually anyway, ...
bateful abusive new version gaping
  07/31/12
you may be wondering - where should this actually be done, i...
bateful abusive new version gaping
  07/31/12
it's sunday night. get to it.
bateful abusive new version gaping
  08/05/12
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Embarrassed to the bone property
  02/10/13
Do you sick fucks actually do this?
Hyperactive ceo
  08/06/12
[teetotaling uptight virgin who despises fun things]
bateful abusive new version gaping
  08/06/12
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spectacular self-absorbed piazza
  11/24/12
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Beta Preventive Strike Orchestra Pit
  10/12/18
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offensive racy plaza
  08/06/12
Thanks for reminding me to do an enema on self. Been years, ...
Galvanic Wine National Psychic
  08/06/12
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Embarrassed to the bone property
  08/20/12
if you're going to do this, saturday night is a fine time to...
bateful abusive new version gaping
  09/15/12
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Embarrassed to the bone property
  10/05/12
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Boyish spot
  10/05/12
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Embarrassed to the bone property
  11/09/12
you didnt find anyone willing to do it, so youre doin it to ...
Internet-worthy nubile range dragon
  11/09/12
I did this to myself without diluting it. Whoops! That s...
Deranged market rigor
  11/09/12
how'd you propose the idea to her?
pungent masturbator
  11/09/12
Was domming her and just did it.
Deranged market rigor
  11/09/12
you just whipped out the enema kit and everything?
pungent masturbator
  11/09/12
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vivacious mediation trust fund
  10/10/18
good for you, bro. but yeah; water dilution is definitely t...
bateful abusive new version gaping
  11/10/12
What's the idea here? To get drunk? Or is it some sexual thi...
big cocky sex offender home
  11/09/12
I think both
hateful vigorous philosopher-king
  11/11/12
(guy who doesn't know sensation feelings)
charismatic jet-lagged doctorate shitlib
  11/11/12
Lol such a weird thread
stubborn soul-stirring keepsake machete
  12/23/12
if by weird you mean extremely shitty then I agree
trip legend
  12/23/12
(wine enema denialist)
bateful abusive new version gaping
  01/15/13
has anyone done this yet.
irate hideous crackhouse
  01/03/13
You curious babe?
Sexy duck-like trailer park private investor
  01/15/13
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Milky Multi-colored Cruise Ship Tattoo
  11/08/14
Thank you for the tips. I'm planning on trying this on my gi...
talented box office
  10/10/18
I even give my clerks wine enemas when we have a tough case ...
Deranged market rigor
  10/11/18
...
Deranged market rigor
  10/12/18
...
vivacious mediation trust fund
  10/12/18
...
Jet marvelous gay wizard
  10/12/18
...
Carmine exciting native dog poop
  03/25/19
switch out the wine for everclear...don't tell her
Stirring disgusting digit ratio space
  03/25/19


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Date: July 26th, 2012 8:10 PM
Author: bateful abusive new version gaping

-start with a regular warm-water enema to flush her out first. this should be obvious, but a lot of people jump right to the alcohol.

-limit the initial dose to two shots of wine or less. especially with women; that stuff will absorb quickly and hit them hard.

-don't pour in straight wine - dilute it heavily to prevent any stinging/burning associated with the alcohol content. 15% is enough to cause discomfort; reduce it with water to 5% or less. make sure the water is fairly warm, but not hot.

-let it absorb for 15 minutes or so after administration. massage her lower abdomen a bit to prevent cramping.

-have her lay on her left side during the administration, then flat on her back after a few minutes.

that's how you do it. it's pretty simple. have fun.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#21185120)



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Date: July 26th, 2012 8:13 PM
Author: Ebony medicated legal warrant theater

What if I want to do this to myself, am a little experienced with enemas, and am an alcoholic?

I want to do this sometime and jump right in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#21185141)



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Date: July 26th, 2012 8:14 PM
Author: bateful abusive new version gaping

i don't know, bro - that sounds kinda gay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#21185151)



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Date: July 26th, 2012 8:21 PM
Author: Ebony medicated legal warrant theater

I'll think about J. when I'm doing it.

Less gay?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#21185204)



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Date: July 26th, 2012 8:26 PM
Author: bateful abusive new version gaping

i think the main problem with autoenema alcohol ingestion is that it's too easy to get too drunk. it's actually a suicide method in large quantities. that's the reason you're supposed to supervise your GF while administering the wine, and restrict her overall consumption.

but if you are also drunk, then discretion erodes, and you might end up going too far, either on yourself or others.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#21185236)



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Date: July 26th, 2012 8:31 PM
Author: Ebony medicated legal warrant theater

Hmm.

I think I'll stick to water enemas and thumbing my prostate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#21185255)



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Date: July 26th, 2012 9:00 PM
Author: bateful abusive new version gaping

i mean, you could TRY anything, but the results may be unpredictable if you happen to lack self-control when somewhat intoxicated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#21185428)



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Date: July 26th, 2012 9:03 PM
Author: Ebony medicated legal warrant theater

Yeah.

I'm not a real alcoholic, I just happen to lack self-control when somewhat intoxicated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#21185442)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 1:22 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#21378154)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 1:25 AM
Author: bateful abusive new version gaping

well, just take it easy to begin with and go from there. mix a few shots of wine with water, administer, wait 15-20 minutes, see how it goes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#21378166)



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Date: July 26th, 2012 10:55 PM
Author: bateful abusive new version gaping

also - another thing that people surprisingly forget sometimes - lube up the enema tip before shoving it in there. if you don't, the chick will probably get kind of upset.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#21186408)



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Date: July 31st, 2012 12:10 AM
Author: bateful abusive new version gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#21220587)



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Date: July 31st, 2012 12:40 AM
Author: Comical station immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#21220951)



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Date: July 31st, 2012 12:43 AM
Author: bateful abusive new version gaping

oh, and this is quite important - obviously, the TYPE of wine is more or less irrelevant as long as it is being used in an enema, but avoid cheap wines with added SUGARS. it's not a great idea to dump a bunch of sugar into the lower colon.

so that means:

a jug of cheap wine - fine.

a jug of cheap sangria or wine coolers - no.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#21220977)



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Date: July 31st, 2012 12:44 AM
Author: Comical station immigrant

It's funny how I always thought of wine enemas as a thing for women. It's like they were made to take stuff up the ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#21220986)



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Date: July 31st, 2012 12:52 AM
Author: bateful abusive new version gaping

they enjoy it. they enjoy being dominated sexually anyway, and this is a fairly interesting way to do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#21221039)



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Date: July 31st, 2012 10:22 PM
Author: bateful abusive new version gaping

you may be wondering - where should this actually be done, in my house?

i would suggest just throwing a towel or something on your bed and doing it there. when the enema is finished, she can shuffle off to the bathroom and you can post on this site and discuss your experiences.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#21227798)



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Date: August 5th, 2012 9:20 PM
Author: bateful abusive new version gaping

it's sunday night. get to it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#21267641)



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Date: February 10th, 2013 9:26 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#22610752)



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Date: August 6th, 2012 7:28 AM
Author: Hyperactive ceo

Do you sick fucks actually do this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#21269830)



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Date: August 6th, 2012 8:02 PM
Author: bateful abusive new version gaping

[teetotaling uptight virgin who despises fun things]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#21274722)



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Date: November 24th, 2012 10:20 PM
Author: spectacular self-absorbed piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#22104913)



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Date: October 12th, 2018 9:51 AM
Author: Beta Preventive Strike Orchestra Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#37007210)



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Date: August 6th, 2012 7:29 AM
Author: offensive racy plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#21269833)



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Date: August 6th, 2012 7:36 AM
Author: Galvanic Wine National Psychic

Thanks for reminding me to do an enema on self. Been years, and why have the kit lying around if I am not going to use it? Seems like something to look forward to on a Monday night.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#21269838)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 1:20 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#21378139)



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Date: September 15th, 2012 10:29 PM
Author: bateful abusive new version gaping

if you're going to do this, saturday night is a fine time to start.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#21589105)



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Date: October 5th, 2012 6:33 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#21725084)



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Date: October 5th, 2012 6:35 PM
Author: Boyish spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#21725100)



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Date: November 9th, 2012 12:59 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#22005622)



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Date: November 9th, 2012 1:13 AM
Author: Internet-worthy nubile range dragon

you didnt find anyone willing to do it, so youre doin it to yourself right now, arent you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#22005691)



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Date: November 9th, 2012 1:19 AM
Author: Deranged market rigor

I did this to myself without diluting it. Whoops!

That shit burned like a mother fucker. Still did it to my girlfriend, but when she squirmed I knew why.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#22005723)



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Date: November 9th, 2012 1:20 AM
Author: pungent masturbator

how'd you propose the idea to her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#22005733)



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Date: November 9th, 2012 1:22 AM
Author: Deranged market rigor

Was domming her and just did it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#22005746)



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Date: November 9th, 2012 1:24 AM
Author: pungent masturbator

you just whipped out the enema kit and everything?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#22005763)



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Date: October 10th, 2018 3:32 PM
Author: vivacious mediation trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#36998894)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 1:12 AM
Author: bateful abusive new version gaping

good for you, bro. but yeah; water dilution is definitely the way to go if you don't want the girl to feel a bit of a burn back there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#22012376)



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Date: November 9th, 2012 1:22 AM
Author: big cocky sex offender home

What's the idea here? To get drunk? Or is it some sexual thing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#22005747)



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Date: November 11th, 2012 2:44 PM
Author: hateful vigorous philosopher-king

I think both

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#22020097)



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Date: November 11th, 2012 2:49 PM
Author: charismatic jet-lagged doctorate shitlib

(guy who doesn't know sensation feelings)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#22020120)



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Date: December 23rd, 2012 4:00 AM
Author: stubborn soul-stirring keepsake machete

Lol such a weird thread



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#22299164)



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Date: December 23rd, 2012 9:14 AM
Author: trip legend

if by weird you mean extremely shitty then I agree

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#22299370)



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Date: January 15th, 2013 7:04 PM
Author: bateful abusive new version gaping

(wine enema denialist)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#22440112)



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Date: January 3rd, 2013 9:13 PM
Author: irate hideous crackhouse

has anyone done this yet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#22362555)



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Date: January 15th, 2013 7:29 PM
Author: Sexy duck-like trailer park private investor

You curious babe?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#22440254)



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Date: November 8th, 2014 6:11 AM
Author: Milky Multi-colored Cruise Ship Tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#26673371)



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Date: October 10th, 2018 3:47 PM
Author: talented box office

Thank you for the tips. I'm planning on trying this on my girl soooooon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#36998995)



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Date: October 11th, 2018 2:00 PM
Author: Deranged market rigor

I even give my clerks wine enemas when we have a tough case to decide. Helps clear the mind.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#37001700)



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Date: October 12th, 2018 9:49 AM
Author: Deranged market rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#37007194)



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Date: October 12th, 2018 10:31 AM
Author: vivacious mediation trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#37007400)



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Date: October 12th, 2018 10:36 AM
Author: Jet marvelous gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#37007426)



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Date: March 25th, 2019 7:31 AM
Author: Carmine exciting native dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#37985559)



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Date: March 25th, 2019 7:50 AM
Author: Stirring disgusting digit ratio space

switch out the wine for everclear...don't tell her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#37985581)