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Partner: "itty bitty titty looked into that issue...." *itty bitty titty begins making longwinded prestigious response* 15 seonds later... Partner: "alright. Well I guess itty bitty titty ran into a conflict, maybe we--" *itty bitty titty scrambles to unmute* "NO, I'M HERE!" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21670949) Date: August 1st, 2013 12:03 PM Author: mischievous cerebral state lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23761684) Date: October 1st, 2013 9:30 AM Author: big overrated space son of senegal underappreciated (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24149085) Date: November 27th, 2013 8:45 PM Author: mauve patrolman very underrated (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24523777) Date: September 27th, 2012 2:49 PM Author: House-broken Cruise Ship Generalized Bond "well that's all we have on the agenda so I'll let you have 15 minutes of your day back" *15 people simultaneously unmute phones and say bye* *long series of beeps* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21671057) Date: September 27th, 2012 2:51 PM Author: House-broken Cruise Ship Generalized Bond *goes back to reading xo without annoying background noise* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21671076) Date: December 2nd, 2012 8:59 PM Author: underhanded cyan hall (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22154487) Date: February 26th, 2013 10:25 PM Author: pale orchestra pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22717016) Date: October 1st, 2013 9:46 AM Author: Vengeful old irish cottage corn cake fuck it 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24149125) Date: November 12th, 2014 10:25 PM Author: pale orchestra pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#26705268) Date: June 26th, 2015 4:45 PM Author: pale orchestra pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#28206611) Date: June 24th, 2016 10:40 PM Author: pale orchestra pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#30786177) Date: October 7th, 2012 3:36 PM Author: Saffron arousing base Host: Ok guys, so I guess we'll go ahead and get started... Attendee 1 (some irrelevant boomer chick who was forwarded the meeting by a partner): Is anyone having trouble connecting to the Livemeeting? Attendee 2 : I can see everything OK. Attendee 3: Looks like I'm in. Attendee 4: I can see it. Attendee 5: We're good here in Houston. Host: Hm, sounds like most people are connected. Attendee 1: Because when I click on the thing I'm not seeing anything. Host: Oh. Well, uh.. Attendee 1: Yea, see. Ugh. I just restarted and I'm still seeing nothing. Host: Oh. Attendee 1: Will you just re-send me the link? Host: I'm sorry, who are you? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21735411) Date: August 1st, 2013 12:03 PM Author: mischievous cerebral state actual lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23761688) Date: December 11th, 2013 3:05 PM Author: unhinged bistre boltzmann lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24618493) Date: October 17th, 2012 11:43 AM Author: High-end odious den messiness (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21810953) Date: October 19th, 2012 12:49 AM Author: frum multi-colored black woman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21827098) Date: October 19th, 2012 1:01 AM Author: Stimulating silver quadroon gaping 180s all around. tyft. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21827217) Date: October 19th, 2012 2:31 AM Author: razzle mad-dog skullcap karate Hour long call with client: 1.0 Hour long call with opposing counsel: 1.7 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21827639) Date: October 19th, 2012 2:35 AM Author: Know-it-all dark lay when do these calls stop sucking cockxs, there's always one guy on whose happy to be dere (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21827653) Date: October 19th, 2012 12:17 PM Author: Pearl Bearded Bawdyhouse Telephone Senior Partner who is massively out of the loop: "Well I just don't think it's reasonable to wait until June for a Reply brief--" Junior Partner (off mic): "(mutter mutter)" Senior Partner (off mic): "wha...oh...agreed to it?" Senior Partner: "This schedule works" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21829515) Date: October 29th, 2012 3:24 PM Author: talented pit VP dood: Does everyone have the agenda? MD Bitch: I DIDN'T GET THE AGENDA AND I CAN'T GO ONLINE TO GET IT VP dood: Uh... yea... uh... you know we can just us... make sure that us... yea... that uh we make sure that we get that... um... i mean that we make clear what we are talking about, so you, uh, know what we are talking about. MD Bitch: OK OK THAT SOUNDS GOOD BECAUSE I CAN'T GO ONLINE TO GET IT (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21916395) Date: October 30th, 2012 7:09 PM Author: Big-titted point giraffe OLD VP: "Hey guys, don't have a whole lot of time, just wanted to circle back today real quick and see what you've been working on" US: "Mmk cool, we do just have a few more quick questions about X. We think X is probably the main crux of our analysis here so---" OLD VP: "Hang on, hang on, lemme finish telling you more about Y. Y is really our pride and joy as a division blah blah blah" US: "Yeah cool...now about X" OLD VP: "Listen, I gotta get outta here fellas, why don't you fix up the parts about Y that we talked about" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21926753) Date: October 30th, 2012 7:30 PM Author: bright stage factory reset button Private email to others calling in remotely: hey, i think one of you forgot to unmute. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21926894) Date: November 6th, 2012 3:28 PM Author: Beady-eyed Casino *unimportant person asks a simple question* *important person gives 20 minute answer* *unimportant person has dropped off the call by the time important person asks if he's answered the question* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21978884) Date: November 6th, 2012 3:51 PM Author: Sadistic bearded internal respiration *Junior Associate and Partner walk into conference room* *Partner dials in* *15 mins elapse* Partner: "Junior Associate, take notes of everything that is being said." *Junior associate stunned because he spent the last 15 mins just flipping through docs and wondering about lunch* Other Partner on Call: "So, what we need to do is talk to the SEC about how we are going to be able to register this entity as a SBSEF and as a SEF with the CFTC. We are having push back from the board of directors because the rules are not final. So, we have a set of deadlines: (1) Feb. 10; (2) Mar. 1; (3) Apr. 1; and (4) Sept. 10. We need to have it all ready to go for filing. Junior associate's notes: "SBSEF with CFTC * * * going to resign (???---does not make sense)* * * board of directors MAF (WTF?)* * * deadline to [fukkkk] (1) Apr. 1 (??); Sept. 22 (??)" Partner: Junior Associate did you get everything? Junior Associate: "Yea" *glances at notes* "yea, we are fine." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21979053) Date: November 6th, 2012 4:53 PM Author: Beady-eyed Casino 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21979616) Date: December 6th, 2012 10:18 PM Author: Pearl Bearded Bawdyhouse Telephone omg (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22182712) Date: December 18th, 2012 2:03 PM Author: ungodly awkward psychic 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22274961) Date: December 18th, 2012 2:45 PM Author: Territorial free-loading roast beef corner Winner. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22275176) Date: December 18th, 2012 2:46 PM Author: provocative heaven (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22275180) Date: December 18th, 2012 2:47 PM Author: Comical locale !!! 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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22154519) Date: February 7th, 2013 4:38 PM Author: razzmatazz light new version stain This is extremely underrated. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22588661) Date: February 26th, 2013 10:29 PM Author: pale orchestra pit i loled (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22717046) Date: August 1st, 2013 12:06 PM Author: mischievous cerebral state (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23761700) Date: August 1st, 2013 8:07 PM Author: Glittery Fishy Blood Rage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23764294) Date: January 13th, 2017 11:03 AM Author:  henna 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#32365941) Date: October 7th, 2018 6:08 AM Author: Apoplectic citrine sanctuary (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#36977966) Date: December 2nd, 2012 9:04 PM Author: vermilion faggot firefighter Hi, this is Mike Sullivan, Partner out of the New York office. I've got on the line with me, I hope, John Smith and Kim Brown who are local counsel. I'll let them go ahead and take over and answer your questions, but first (spends 10 minutes making jokes with local counsel). (someone puts phone on hold, starting Muzak) OK, and we don't know who has their phone on hold, so we're just going to try to talk over it. Hopefully they'll hang up soon. <the above takes up 20 minutes of a 60 minute conference call> (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22154528) Date: December 2nd, 2012 9:12 PM Author: provocative heaven *15 lawyers collectively bill 8500 dollars for the call* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22154609) Date: December 6th, 2012 10:19 PM Author: chrome motley liquid oxygen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22182720) Date: February 7th, 2013 4:30 PM Author: Saffron arousing base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22588599) Date: December 18th, 2012 1:43 PM Author: High-end odious den messiness (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22274880) Date: December 31st, 2012 12:43 PM Author: splenetic turdskin anyone ever try this http://www.uberconference.com/ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22342111) Date: January 2nd, 2013 9:39 AM Author: Sadistic bearded internal respiration *dials in* "Hey team. I guess I will quarterback this conference call. I sent everyone a task list. Did everyone get it?" *Silence* "Fu_kkkk" [realizes that the conference call was held 8 hours earlier because of the time zone difference.] (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22352693) Date: February 6th, 2013 11:34 AM Author: Saffron arousing base lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22579696) Date: August 1st, 2013 12:07 PM Author: mischievous cerebral state (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23761708) Date: January 29th, 2013 6:35 PM Author: ungodly awkward psychic (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22528782) Date: February 7th, 2013 4:36 PM Author: Pearl Bearded Bawdyhouse Telephone I was on a call recently with this partner with a harsh voice who kept stopping everything and saying "WOULD YOU IDENTIFY YOURSELF PLEASE!" every time there was a join beep. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22588643) Date: February 7th, 2013 4:44 PM Author: Sadistic bearded internal respiration LOLOL. I was just on a similar conference call yesterday. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22588708) Date: February 13th, 2013 5:02 PM Author: provocative heaven My favorite is when they stop mid-sentence and scream, "WHO JUST JOINED???" And then no one responds. So fucking 180. You know some asshole partner somewhere has probably asked the phone conferencing company for a record of who joined and when. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22633056) Date: March 28th, 2013 3:12 AM Author: Concupiscible Pontificating Dilemma Lmao never had that (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22894477) Date: February 18th, 2013 4:51 PM Author: Saffron arousing base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22662230) Date: February 26th, 2013 8:33 PM Author: sable step-uncle's house international law enforcement agency (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22716158) Date: February 26th, 2013 9:04 PM Author: Wild today i mutterd "god dammit" to the MD on the line right as i clicked over to the conf call (couldn't figure out how to use the new office phone). i practically pretended like nothing happened. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22716352) Date: February 26th, 2013 10:39 PM Author: canary fanboi 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22717108) Date: February 26th, 2013 10:42 PM Author: Honey-headed Lawyer in Houston: How about ya'll ask the judge to set trial for the week of September 26th? (15 New York lawyers in unison): bu.. bu.. but that's the week of Rosh Hashanah (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22717124) Date: March 4th, 2013 3:52 PM Author: Comical locale (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22754670) Date: March 4th, 2013 4:09 PM Author:  garnet striped hyena (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22754800) Date: March 4th, 2013 4:10 PM Author: Saffron arousing base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22754810) Date: March 4th, 2013 4:13 PM Author: razzmatazz light new version stain http://southfloridalawyers.blogspot.com/2011/09/gene-stearns-moves-to-reconsider-rosh.html?m=1 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22754832) Date: March 14th, 2013 11:53 AM Author:  ceo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22815159) Date: August 1st, 2013 8:36 PM Author: provocative heaven das juden (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23764613) Date: June 2nd, 2014 10:59 PM Author:  coffee pot lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25676530) Date: January 13th, 2017 11:01 AM Author:  henna bam (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#32365932) Date: October 7th, 2018 6:09 AM Author: Apoplectic citrine sanctuary (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#36977967) Date: March 4th, 2013 3:48 PM Author: Territorial free-loading roast beef corner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22754636) Date: March 21st, 2013 3:28 PM Author: Sadistic bearded internal respiration Hey Guys! Just a house keeping matter. Denise is no longer with the firm, can you take her off the group e-mails? *Everyone rushes back to their office to Google Denise* *No hits, just ancient firm bio* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22857357) Date: March 21st, 2013 3:34 PM Author: Embarrassed to the bone emerald rehab fucking masterwork itt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22857378) Date: March 28th, 2013 2:51 AM Author: magenta ape *checks bar website two months later on a whim* *decides between schadenfreude and jealousy* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22894428) Date: November 22nd, 2013 7:49 PM Author: Claret station gay wizard 180180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24491413) Date: April 23rd, 2013 10:56 PM Author: Territorial free-loading roast beef corner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23063819) Date: April 30th, 2013 4:56 PM Author: drab national security agency *Dials Conference Number* Phone: "Please enter your conference id number followed by the pin." *Inputs numbers* Phone: "Sorry, we have no record of this conference call" *Junior associate (who handed the info to the partner) sweating bullets* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23108208) Date: June 11th, 2013 2:28 AM Author: provocative heaven (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23371366) Date: May 18th, 2013 5:46 PM Author: carnelian cruel-hearted HELLO YOU HAVE REACHED THE DEUTSCHE BANK CONFERENCING LINE, PLEASE ENT- *enters PIN followed by #* ...PLEASE ENTER YOUR PIN FOLLOWED BY THE # SIGN *oh for fuck's sake* *enters PIN followed by #* THANK YOU. AFTER THE TON-- *mashes # button* ...AFTER THE TONE. PLEASE STATE YOUR NAME FOLLOWED BY THE # SIGN *jesus christ* *dutifully waits a full second of silence, then hits #* *SERIES OF BEEPS* Call leader: Hello everyone, let's give everyone a few more minutes and then well get started. *BEEP* *heavy background noise* ... Call leader: Hello, well let's get started then. I sent around an update with... *heavy background noise continues* Call leader: could we please have everyone who isn't talking mute their lines? Thanks. *heavy background noise continues* Call leader: Well, uh... I circulated.... IMPORTANT PERSON: HEY! THIS IS MIKE, CAN WHOEVER HASN'T MUTED THEIR LINE PLEASE MUTE IT NOW! *heavy background noise continues* Call leader: So, I circulated.... IMPORTANT PERSON: I CAN'T HEAR SHIT. LISTEN UP -- MUTE YOUR LINES! *heavy background noise continues* IMPORTANT PERSON: OK, THIS IS RIDICULOUS, [low-level punk] WILL CIRCULATE A NEW DIAL IN AND WE'LL RECONVENE IN A FEW MINUTES. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23224479) Date: June 11th, 2013 1:25 AM Author: Concupiscible Pontificating Dilemma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23371116) Date: June 11th, 2013 2:26 AM Author: Honey-headed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23371357) Date: June 11th, 2013 12:11 PM Author: nofapping abode lol! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23372556) Date: August 1st, 2013 11:30 AM Author: mischievous cerebral state lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23761544) Date: August 1st, 2013 3:09 PM Author: Saffron arousing base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23762563) Date: January 10th, 2014 2:40 AM Author: Demanding this one sucked (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24808364) Date: December 16th, 2016 7:26 PM Author: ivory deep garrison (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#32160217) Date: May 26th, 2013 1:27 PM Author: Fuchsia Slap-happy Pisswyrm lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23272666) Date: June 11th, 2013 1:26 AM Author:  volcanic crater hello? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23371119) Date: June 11th, 2013 1:27 AM Author: hideous angry nowag 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23371121) Date: June 11th, 2013 1:46 AM Author: rusted reading party 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23371214) Date: June 11th, 2013 2:13 AM Author:  jade idiot pistol In-house lawyer: Yeah, I think Bill Jones from Operations is our subject-matter expert on that. Bill, what is your opinion about [outside counsel's] question? .... .... .... .... .... In-house lawyer: Bill? You there? Some other guy named Bill: Yeah, I'm here. In-house lawyer: No, sorry. Bill Jones. Bill Jones, you still on? Bill Jones: Oh, hey, yeah, sorry. I'm here....Um, can you repeat the question? Me: *slams head against desk* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23371292) Date: June 11th, 2013 2:18 AM Author:  jade idiot pistol "Alright, I think we all have our action items. Let's circle back towards the end of the week so we can all get a status update." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23371311) Date: June 11th, 2013 12:18 PM Author: hairraiser buff theater pervert The best is when someone's teleworking and you can hear dogs barking and shit in the background whenever they talk. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23372587) Date: September 13th, 2014 11:33 AM Author: Concupiscible Pontificating Dilemma *babby shrieking* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#26321021) Date: July 9th, 2013 12:22 AM Author: Honey-headed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23572992) Date: July 18th, 2013 7:58 PM Author: flushed balding legal warrant *beeps* Hi, who's on? ... Good evening Bangalore team. *good morning /dev/null* ... Ok that's it for the dev team in the room. Off-shore, please go ahead with your standups. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23674889) Date: August 1st, 2013 11:13 AM Author: Laughsome useless rigpig Team leader to everyone joining: "Helloooowwww. Who just joined?" New Participant: "Hi. This is Ken from Latham" Team leader:"Who do you represent?" New Participant (Ken): *Junior associate sitting in for partner* "Ahhh...Barclays?" Barclay's Lawyer: "Sorry Ken. We are repping Barclays." New Participant (Ken): "Just one second. I am sitting in for Partner ____. I think we are repping UBS." UBS' Lawyer: "Nope. That is us here at Cahill. I think you are repping Citadel." New Participant (Ken): "Yea, that sounds right." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23761453) Date: August 1st, 2013 11:18 AM Author: ruby tattoo lol wtf (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23761483) Date: August 1st, 2013 11:20 AM Author: Laughsome useless rigpig It just happened on a conference call I am on. Parties have been changed. I felt bad for the dude, his voice was cracking a bit. I think he is the one that forgot to put his phone on mute. There is light typing in the background. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23761493) Date: August 1st, 2013 11:31 AM Author: mischievous cerebral state lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23761549) Date: August 1st, 2013 11:32 AM Author: indigo anal degenerate becky Up until that last line, I was sure you were talking about in re LIBOR (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23761551) Date: August 1st, 2013 11:34 AM Author: Laughsome useless rigpig Nope. Just a pretty standard/vanilla transaction conference call. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23761562) Date: August 1st, 2013 8:04 PM Author: frum multi-colored black woman Lol. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23764283) Date: August 1st, 2013 11:22 AM Author: Mint famous landscape painting old partner: "well, looks like we're waiting on John, we'll give him a few minutes" *proceeds to have personal conversation with the one dood he knows while everybody else awkwardly listens and the most annoying lawyer on the entire call interjects occasionally as though he has anything to do with this* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23761501) Date: August 1st, 2013 11:28 AM Author: Laughsome useless rigpig lolol. That happened to me once at the end of a conference call. I stayed on for another 15 mins in silence. I realized I was on the phone too long (in too deep) to say anything and interrupt the convo. They started talking about industry gossip: "X got the job as part of her severance package from Y." I guess X and Y had an office romance. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23761537) Date: August 1st, 2013 11:31 AM Author: Mint famous landscape painting I don't know how many times this has happened to me. The worse is when I'm with a partner in the room on speakerphone and we both just have to sit their awkwardly in silence. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23761546) Date: November 27th, 2013 8:28 PM Author: mauve patrolman 1. this is why you always hang up and call back if you want to discuss anything after a call. 2. that is hilarious, i've been in both situations. where you don't want to click off because they'll hear the beep and go WTF? and where i've gone to take a leak, come back and been like oh fuck it and clicked off and wondered what the dudes thought when they heard the beep. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24523643) Date: August 1st, 2013 8:34 PM Author: provocative heaven lulz (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23764601) Date: August 1st, 2013 8:34 PM Author: Alcoholic navy personal credit line Overly careful guy slowly pronouncing for the conference service recording: "Duh-ave John-son" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23764595) Date: July 10th, 2014 12:21 AM Author: lavender crusty dragon underrated (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25901474) Date: August 1st, 2013 11:10 PM Author: razzle mad-dog skullcap karate Biz guy: *Um, I think the lawyers can hop off now. We need to discuss some business points* (fails to get off because he is getting something off the printer) Biz guy thinking its just biz people: *So, just so everyone knows, this deal isn't closing for a month at least. But lets just keep the lawyers working so we can get the paperwork done and stop the meter running. Agreed?* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23765825) Date: January 10th, 2014 1:54 AM Author: Concupiscible Pontificating Dilemma tbf, the lawyers know this the whole time (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24808285) Date: August 6th, 2013 11:35 PM Author: mentally impaired school (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23793967) Date: August 8th, 2013 2:14 PM Author: Saffron arousing base http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&mc=10&forum_id=2 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23802845) Date: September 29th, 2013 9:41 PM Author: provocative heaven (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24137238) Date: October 1st, 2013 3:27 AM Author:  Background Story (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24148694) Date: October 1st, 2013 8:30 AM Author: mauve patrolman Praise be! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24148925) Date: October 1st, 2013 8:32 AM Author: frum multi-colored black woman How? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24148932) Date: October 12th, 2013 8:52 AM Author:  puce antidepressant drug (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24218622) Date: October 12th, 2013 9:05 AM Author: rose institution knife 180000 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24218628) Date: October 15th, 2013 2:13 AM Author: Laughsome useless rigpig Partner: Hey guys. Thanks for hoping on this call. As we last discussed, we need to get the SEC to respond to us asap. Client: Yea, is there a way you can get them to speed up the process? Partner: I am not sure. They are being real niggardly with their time. Client: Yea, damn n_ggers!! Partner: Ahhh....that is not what I said. (Note: I am against racism, so I edited the word.) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24236570) Date: October 15th, 2013 2:16 AM Author:  volcanic crater holy shit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24236582) Date: October 15th, 2013 2:33 AM Author: Cocky Filthpig Sound Barrier shut up... this didn't happen! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24236654) Date: October 16th, 2013 12:40 PM Author: Brindle mind-boggling toaster wrinkle (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24244915) Date: November 22nd, 2013 6:53 PM Author: frum multi-colored black woman BEEP (Plaintiff's Counsel's Name) has joined the conference. -Um, hello? -Yes, this is (Plaintiff's Counsel's Name) I was just going to listen if that's okay? HAHA GUYS!! It's just me, Josh (3rd-year), wouldn't it be crazy if he joined our call? Haha. -Moving on.... [True story] (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24491101) Date: November 22nd, 2013 7:56 PM Author: Honey-headed ONE WRONG MOVE? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24491442) Date: August 25th, 2014 5:19 PM Author: mauve patrolman I would literally think that bro was crushing bong hits right before that idea popped into his head. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#26204267) Date: November 22nd, 2013 7:55 PM Author: Claret station gay wizard Hello, you've reached the operator. May I please have the conference passcode, your name and the institution you represent? Thank you, you will now be placed into conference. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24491438) Date: November 28th, 2013 11:17 PM Author: mauve patrolman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24530320) Date: November 28th, 2013 11:19 PM Author: Erotic fear-inspiring regret travel guidebook "2nd cousin" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24530330) Date: December 11th, 2013 2:57 PM Author: Metal tantric fat ankles this may out me if anyone from my firm posts here but its so funny i had to share *guy circulates dial-in number, accidentally mistypes one number* *everyone dials in at the appointed time* Sexy voice comes on: "Hey baby, lookin for a good time? I may be young but I know my way around a bedroom.." turns out the misplaced number caused us all to dial in to a hooker number LOL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24618428) Date: December 11th, 2013 3:05 PM Author: racy painfully honest mexican lodge LOLOLOL! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24618500) Date: January 10th, 2014 1:53 AM Author: Concupiscible Pontificating Dilemma that is 180 as fuk (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24808283) Date: March 3rd, 2014 9:30 PM Author: indigo anal degenerate becky I hope the first person to dial in did not immediately send a reply-all spoiling everyone else's surprise. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25125952) Date: January 21st, 2014 7:52 PM Author: razzle mad-dog skullcap karate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24874814) Date: January 24th, 2014 4:02 PM Author: House-broken Cruise Ship Generalized Bond http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DYu_bGbZiiQ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24889280) Date: February 5th, 2014 7:43 PM Author: Honey-headed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24963499) Date: February 7th, 2014 12:52 PM Author: provocative heaven "EVERYONE WILL HEAR MUSIC UNTIL THE HOST JOINS THE MEETING" *listens to elevator music for 20 minutes, transported by its serenity* *finally notices that he dialed wrong dial in* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24972917) Date: February 7th, 2014 12:53 PM Author: Yapping sinister gaming laptop "Hi, this is Phil." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24972922) Date: May 26th, 2016 3:19 AM Author:  puppy prole (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#30561600) Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:27 PM Author: frum multi-colored black woman Oh man, it's cold here. How's the weather where you are? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25126572) Date: March 4th, 2014 10:19 AM Author: bipolar round eye It's freezing here on the west coast too! I had to wear a light jacket! *polite chuckles* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25128868) Date: October 7th, 2018 6:24 AM Author:  (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#36977985) Date: March 4th, 2014 10:01 AM Author: mischievous cerebral state (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25128832) Date: March 4th, 2014 10:10 AM Author:  death wish *Hi everyone! This is shiteating lawyer #26. We got ANOTHER ice storm here in the south last night so I'm working remotely. Crazy! I'm ready for spring! Can everyone hear me ok on my blackberry? SORRY! THANKS! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25128841) Date: March 4th, 2014 2:49 PM Author: Saffron arousing base lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25130143) Date: March 19th, 2014 5:53 PM Author: provocative heaven (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25221729) Date: June 2nd, 2014 10:23 PM Author: provocative heaven (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25676283) Date: June 2nd, 2014 10:24 PM Author: khaki windowlicker *beep goes off* "did someone just join" *silence* "I think that was my email. Sorry." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25676290) Date: June 20th, 2014 8:11 PM Author: Brindle mind-boggling toaster wrinkle *Ask local counsel very basic question about documents sent days in advance SPECIFICALLY for this convo* ... ... *slience* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25786396) Date: June 20th, 2014 8:51 PM Author:  volcanic crater http://twitter.com/autoadmitdotcom/status/480149468218548225 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25786645) Date: July 24th, 2014 7:50 PM Author: filthy piazza sweet tailpipe Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25995704) Date: July 24th, 2014 7:50 PM Author: filthy piazza sweet tailpipe Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land. 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