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Date: September 22nd, 2012 9:40 PM Author: Violet coffee pot
My parents moved back already, so yeah
I was the last person in my family who was still in America full time. If I move back full time, we are basically done with America
I guess if I have children, I might send them to boarding school here if schools in Asia are still fucked up by that time, but I don't think I would come with them or anything . F that breh
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2059498&forum_id=2#21638259) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2012 10:57 PM Author: Tripping Crackhouse
Us citizens have to register with local police stations in china. Former Chinese citizens are tracked closely and linked up with their old identities.
Chinese American friends there were commenting on how Beijing police knew of their domestic relatives in other provinces.
Lol @ avoiding the government. No way you entered China with a Chinese passport if you are also a US citizen.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2059498&forum_id=2#21638683) |
Date: September 22nd, 2012 10:34 PM Author: 180 nursing home
You spend all of your time on xoxo and this board is your sole form of socialization; why does it matter where you live?
(inb4 "You're le tigre!!!!"; "You're Bluesmoke!!!")
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2059498&forum_id=2#21638551) |
Date: September 22nd, 2012 10:59 PM Author: Violet coffee pot
Lmao at all the angry cumskins itt
You mad a productive, well educated person in prime working age, who was paying a shitload of income taxes, is leaving? Oh u ir8?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2059498&forum_id=2#21638687) |
Date: September 22nd, 2012 11:59 PM Author: mustard boyish chapel ratface
oh uvt, former chinese nationals like myself know that there is no such thing as a special visa for chinese citizens. you either need a visa or you don't.
either way, i wish you luck and hope you stop being so angry once you move there.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2059498&forum_id=2#21639056) |
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Date: September 23rd, 2012 12:51 AM Author: Violet coffee pot
Sup nutella, interesting thread to decide to address me again.
I have no interest in explaining any of this further. It's irrelevant anyways, and only lawyers like getting stuck on legalistic details like visas.
Hint: none of this shit matters if you know even remotely the right people.
Ps. How is your face faring in its fight against gravity?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2059498&forum_id=2#21639335) |
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Date: September 23rd, 2012 1:15 AM Author: angry flatulent selfie
How will you enter the country braj? You have also already said that you got a 2 year visa in another thread (which doesn't exist)
Date: September 21st, 2012 12:29 PM
Author: Gangnam Style Mongolian Brej Here
2 years actually. You can get it if you were born there. U mad?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2058418&forum_id=2#21628906)
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2059498&forum_id=2#21639426) |
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Date: September 23rd, 2012 1:36 AM Author: angry flatulent selfie
So lets just recap the Gangnam bullshit.
1. 2 year visa (doesn't exist)
2. Dual US-Chinese citizen (impossible)
3. Has lived in US as citizen for many years, but has current Chinese passport (not possible)
4. Will enter China on US passport but attempt to claim residency with Chinese passport (Hello deportation!!!)
Good luck bro.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2059498&forum_id=2#21639548) |
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Date: September 23rd, 2012 2:02 AM Author: angry flatulent selfie
Several points.
1. This is a tourist visa.
2. It requires you provide proof of a return ticket when you apply.
3. They reached the annual quota for L Visas back in February. (As verified by my lawyer bro in China)
Please try again.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2059498&forum_id=2#21639655) |
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Date: September 23rd, 2012 2:06 AM Author: Violet coffee pot
Lmao
You are beyond retarded.
Sorry that your mind got blown lil breh. Hey guess what, I will continue to skirt the law when I see fit and reap the benefits, while you fume in your basement.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2059498&forum_id=2#21639661) |
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Date: September 23rd, 2012 2:16 AM Author: Violet coffee pot
Hmm I never claimed that.
You, however, did claim that longer term visas don't exist. The link was just proving that claim to be wrong.
I'm still puzzled why you are so impassionate about this. Visas are a formality to most people, and an afterthought.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2059498&forum_id=2#21639686) |
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Date: September 23rd, 2012 2:18 AM Author: Violet coffee pot
That was just a polite way of refusing his application for that visa.
If you click on the link for more information, it will take you to a page in Chinese updated on 9/1/12 that it says the denial rate for this visa has increased.
It also notes that even longer term visas up to 3 to 5 years exist but they are not available to the general public.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2059498&forum_id=2#21639690) |
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Date: September 23rd, 2012 2:42 AM Author: angry flatulent selfie
PSA: You need a valid 2 way ticket to get an L Visa, just like any other tourist visa.
Also, I did my 3 years in China, no desire to go back.
Good luck brother, because you aren't going to get by on looks or intelligence.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2059498&forum_id=2#21639739) |
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Date: September 23rd, 2012 2:48 AM Author: Violet coffee pot
First of all, I never said what type of visa.
Second of all, you never "always" anything in china. There are always exceptions to the rule and exceptions to the exceptions.
Sorry that you never did figure out how to navigate things in china and got chewed up and spat back out as another loser expat English teacher breh
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2059498&forum_id=2#21639750) |
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Date: September 23rd, 2012 2:50 AM Author: angry flatulent selfie
Oh, so then WHAT VISA DID YOU GET??? As usual, caught in a lie, so you change the story. You linked to an L visa, then claim you didn't get one?? Tsk tsk tsk Gangnam, liar liar pants on fire.
/THREAD
EDIT: Oh and it's called "Management Consulting" not "loser expat english teacher".
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2059498&forum_id=2#21639751) |
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Date: September 23rd, 2012 3:01 AM Author: disrespectful rehab
Motion for UVT to killself is seconded.
Motion carried.
Ok, UVT, you know what to do.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2059498&forum_id=2#21639785) |
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Date: September 23rd, 2012 3:14 AM Author: disrespectful rehab
And authorization to work in China (which you don't have)
This thread is over bro. You are just a shitty human being who lies uncontrollably on an anonymous message board to make himself feel better. If you wanna keep beating this dead horse, fine, but I'm done here.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2059498&forum_id=2#21639821)
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Date: May 14th, 2014 2:39 PM Author: trip crotch step-uncle's house
LOLOLOLOL
Hey UVT, care to comment on your current immigrationpwned status in China???
You fucking faggot
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2059498&forum_id=2#25560493) |
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