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I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!! I AM VERY COLD!!! WOOOOOSH!!!!!!

WOOOOOOOOSH!!!
metal mad cow disease
  06/29/05
Are you a top or bottom?
Canary Irradiated Principal's Office
  06/29/05
WOOOOOOOOOSH!!!!
metal mad cow disease
  06/29/05
The freezer gives it to you like the bitch that you are, doe...
Canary Irradiated Principal's Office
  06/29/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!! MY INTERNAL LIGHT IS SHUT OFF WHE...
metal mad cow disease
  06/29/05
You're fat.
Canary Irradiated Principal's Office
  06/29/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!! MY LARGE CAPACITY IS VERY PRESTIG...
metal mad cow disease
  06/29/05
Damn. A+
Canary Irradiated Principal's Office
  06/29/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!! I DO NOT RECEIVE GRADES!!! I A...
metal mad cow disease
  06/29/05
180
geriatric talented preventive strike
  06/29/05
Do you have a spacious vegetable crisper?
Underhanded Crimson French Chef Dog Poop
  06/29/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!! I HAVE TWO SPACIOUS VEGETABLE CRI...
metal mad cow disease
  06/29/05
180
Bat shit crazy becky base
  06/29/05
...
Medicated lettuce sneaky criminal
  06/29/05
Yes, I laughed out loud
Filthy electric furnace
  06/29/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!! I AM NOT AN AIR CONDITIONER!!!!!...
metal mad cow disease
  06/29/05
I just got you confused with a different poster. Are you ...
Filthy electric furnace
  06/29/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!! I AM NOT A CHILDREN'S BOOK BY DR...
metal mad cow disease
  06/29/05
I did this my first week in my new place. I had been so good...
smoky temple
  06/29/05
...I am a grocery bag...
Rough-skinned nursing home wrinkle
  06/29/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!! GROCERY BAGS ARE USELESS AFTER T...
metal mad cow disease
  06/29/05
more feces is rolling in his grave.
Abusive hell travel guidebook
  06/29/05
It's a sad day when this is one of the most active threads.
Big keepsake machete house
  06/29/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!! I AM MORE PRESTIGIOUS THAN YOU!!...
metal mad cow disease
  06/29/05
This is the best thread in months.
smoky temple
  06/29/05
May I have some ice cream?
Lime lay shitlib
  06/29/05
he is NOT a freezer
Filthy electric furnace
  06/29/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!! THANK YOU FOR ASKING NICELY!!!! ...
metal mad cow disease
  06/29/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!! UNLIKE THE ICEBOXES OF YORE, I C...
metal mad cow disease
  06/29/05
There's never anything worth eating here.
Rough-skinned nursing home wrinkle
  06/29/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!! I DO NOT DO YOUR SHOPPING FOR YOU...
metal mad cow disease
  06/29/05
Do you have an ice and water dispenser in the door? If so, c...
Underhanded Crimson French Chef Dog Poop
  06/29/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!! I HAVE A CONVENIENT ICE MAKER AND...
metal mad cow disease
  06/29/05
"REFRIGATORIAL" Always worth a bump.
Milky skinny woman business firm
  06/21/08
This is the best schtick in ages. The part about the plas...
Bat shit crazy becky base
  06/29/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!! AT NIGHT SOMETIMES I GET LONELY...
metal mad cow disease
  06/29/05
do you have one of those compartments for storing canned sod...
Bat shit crazy becky base
  06/29/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!! MAYBE IF YOU PURCHASED BRAND-NAME...
metal mad cow disease
  06/29/05
I buy the 24 packs, which unfortunately haven't come in refr...
Bat shit crazy becky base
  06/29/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!! WHY DO YOU SHOP AT COSTCO!!!!! ...
metal mad cow disease
  06/29/05
Every grocery store sells soda in 24 packs. I shop at Foo...
Bat shit crazy becky base
  06/29/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!! I WAS GOING TO INSULT YOU, BUT Y...
metal mad cow disease
  06/29/05
180. Really well-played so far.
Glassy Odious Property Crotch
  06/29/05
Agreed. The first legitimate non-watered down 180 in a long ...
smoky temple
  06/29/05
This is a very prestigious thread. Very creative. Reminds...
very tactful floppy trust fund corn cake
  06/29/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!! YOUR KINDERGARTEN FANTASIES HAVE...
metal mad cow disease
  06/29/05
Yes, leftover meat inside of you is a very pleasurable feeli...
smoky temple
  06/29/05
Unless you are a Sub-Z (preferrably a twin), you are decided...
Underhanded Crimson French Chef Dog Poop
  06/29/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!! IF I WERE YOU I WOULD NOT CONTINU...
metal mad cow disease
  06/29/05
191
Canary Irradiated Principal's Office
  06/29/05
This is my favorite.
Coiffed copper turdskin library
  06/29/05
That is a strong 180. Sort of the opposite of the "Giv...
garnet appetizing national security agency sound barrier
  06/29/05
You've just inspired me to write a children's book about thi...
Coiffed copper turdskin library
  06/30/05
I can't believe I clicked on this thread and I really can't ...
Slippery headpube
  06/29/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!! EVERYBODY ENJOYS A COLD BEVERAGE...
metal mad cow disease
  06/29/05
likewise.
tripping sienna faggot firefighter
  06/29/05
Outstanding thread. A++
ivory casino dysfunction
  06/29/05
best thread all day.
harsh public bath
  06/29/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!! I AM VERY COLD!!!!! IF YOU FIN...
metal mad cow disease
  06/29/05
I laughed. I cried. I hid my face behind a piece of paper. T...
Excitant toaster ladyboy
  06/29/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!! I AM DESIGNED AROUND A TIMELESS ...
metal mad cow disease
  06/29/05
hahahahahahahahahhahahhah! Agreed. However, I think true whi...
smoky temple
  06/29/05
Hey, how is your lightbulb holding up? My breaker got tri...
smoky temple
  06/29/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!! YOU LAZY HUMANS DISGUST ME!!!!!...
metal mad cow disease
  06/29/05
No, you're wrong. I punish myself and you by not eating and ...
smoky temple
  06/29/05
This is seriously among the best threads in a very long time...
thriller roommate church
  06/29/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!! THE ANSWER TO YOUR QUESTION CON...
metal mad cow disease
  06/29/05
Sometimes I think I have another beer or two inside of you b...
Glassy Odious Property Crotch
  06/29/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!! SOMETIMES I GET THIRSTY TOO!!!! ...
metal mad cow disease
  06/29/05
REFRIGERATOR: Quiet down and get back to keeping my beers c...
Underhanded Crimson French Chef Dog Poop
  06/29/05
hahaha.
smoky temple
  06/29/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!! I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY IT!!!!!...
metal mad cow disease
  06/29/05
Fair enough, I take it back. I couldn't handle a kegerator a...
Underhanded Crimson French Chef Dog Poop
  06/29/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!! I DEIGN TO ACCEPT YOUR APOLOGY!!!...
metal mad cow disease
  06/29/05
OK, I lost it right about "I WILL TOPPLE OVER AND CRUSH...
Beady-eyed grizzly indian lodge feces
  06/30/05
this really should have been written by FRAT_STUD2LAw
Twinkling federal theatre son of senegal
  07/23/05
A truly prestigious thread. I'm sorry about the time I wa...
Gaped lavender point
  06/29/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!! YOUR APOLOGY IS ACCEPTED!!!! I...
metal mad cow disease
  06/29/05
Bastard. What is your favorite food to have stored inside...
Gaped lavender point
  06/29/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!! I MUST ADMIT THAT I AM PARTIAL T...
metal mad cow disease
  06/29/05
also, WHY DO YOU YELL? aren't the new models very quiet?
Gaped lavender point
  06/29/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!! IF YOU CANNOT HANDLE MY GOD-LIKE...
metal mad cow disease
  06/29/05
if you battled more feces guy, who would win? you could free...
Gaped lavender point
  06/29/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!! THERE WOULD BE NO BATTLE!!!!! ...
metal mad cow disease
  06/29/05
STFU YOU FOOL I KEEP A WHOLE HOUSE CLEAN WHILST YOU WORK ...
Sexy step-uncle's house
  06/29/05
Allow me to break character just long enough to say this isn...
metal mad cow disease
  06/29/05
I thought your shit was funny as well AC
garnet appetizing national security agency sound barrier
  06/29/05
Me too. Just not the racism (or, at least, the unnecessary ...
metal mad cow disease
  06/29/05
Agreed. Well done 'fridge.
garnet appetizing national security agency sound barrier
  06/29/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!! YOUR COMPLIMENT HAS BEEN REGISTE...
metal mad cow disease
  06/29/05
180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 ...
doobsian motley lodge
  06/29/05
I agree
Mentally Impaired Histrionic Jewess Potus
  06/29/05
This is slightly funnier than the originator of this line of...
useless home
  06/30/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!! I AM VERY COLD!!!!! MY TEMPER...
metal mad cow disease
  06/30/05
The milk isn't the problem, and the sour cream placement has...
useless home
  06/30/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!! YOU HAVE CALLED MY BLUFF!!!!! ...
metal mad cow disease
  06/30/05
*swallowed and subsequently suffocated by refrigerator*
useless home
  06/30/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!! *BURP* WOOOOOOSH!!!!!
metal mad cow disease
  06/30/05
In all seriousness, there is a Refrigerator repairman in my ...
Underhanded Crimson French Chef Dog Poop
  06/30/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!! LET ME PUT IT TO YOU THIS WAY: DO...
metal mad cow disease
  06/30/05
hahahahahahaha
smoky temple
  07/02/05
The shelves on your door broke, so now your main cavity is s...
Cobalt dilemma bbw
  06/30/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!! DOESN'T IT STRIKE YOU AS IRONIC ...
metal mad cow disease
  06/30/05
Oh...My...God. One...Fucking...Eighty.
charcoal ticket booth
  06/30/05
Um, thanks. Some people can't even pretend to be a refr...
Cobalt dilemma bbw
  06/30/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!! YOU IMPROPERLY STORE FOODSTUFFS ...
metal mad cow disease
  06/30/05
I changed my mind. This is my new favorite.
Coiffed copper turdskin library
  06/30/05
"I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!! DOESN'T IT STRIKE YOU AS I...
Pearl legal warrant
  07/01/05
Just to be the 100th post.
Canary Irradiated Principal's Office
  06/30/05
Shameless bump
Bearded vivacious filthpig
  07/19/05
Credited.
Canary Irradiated Principal's Office
  07/19/05
How often should I clean you?
Excitant toaster ladyboy
  06/30/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!! AS OFTEN AS YOU WANT, BABY!!!! ...
metal mad cow disease
  06/30/05
Your thoughts on baking soda?
Canary Irradiated Principal's Office
  06/30/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!! BAKING SODA IS FOR BAKING, NOT F...
metal mad cow disease
  06/30/05
Man, I knew those Arm & Hammer fuckers were no good. Th...
Canary Irradiated Principal's Office
  06/30/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!! YOU ARE WELCOME, BUT YOUR OVERREL...
metal mad cow disease
  06/30/05
This might be my favorite post in the thread.
saffron newt
  07/19/08
Why does condensation keep forming on your outer doors?
purple mexican twinkling uncleanness
  06/30/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!! I AM VERY COLD!!!! WOOOOOSH!!...
metal mad cow disease
  06/30/05
Do you get along with any other kitchen appliances? Do you ...
thriller roommate church
  06/30/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!! I AM A PEACEABLE APPLIANCE BY NA...
metal mad cow disease
  06/30/05
hahahahahahahahaha, it just doesn't quit.
smoky temple
  07/02/05
...
Ruddy institution factory reset button
  06/30/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!! I AM STANDING OVER HERE!!!!! Y...
metal mad cow disease
  06/30/05
...
Ruddy institution factory reset button
  06/30/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!! DO NOT TALK TO ME ABOUT BEING HE...
metal mad cow disease
  06/30/05
i offically love this thread.
harsh public bath
  07/01/05
...
Ruddy institution factory reset button
  07/01/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!! ALTHOUGH ORIGINALLY OPPOSED BY T...
metal mad cow disease
  07/01/05
The beagle <3's you! He wants to know if there's a way f...
doobsian motley lodge
  07/01/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!! PERHAPS YOU HAVE FORGOTTEN THE KI...
metal mad cow disease
  07/01/05
Great thread.
Violent space pervert
  07/01/05
...
Ruddy institution factory reset button
  07/01/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!! THE MINI-FRIDGE IS MORE AKIN TO ...
metal mad cow disease
  07/01/05
i store my foodstuffs in a specialized vacuum chamber that i...
brilliant aphrodisiac boltzmann theater
  07/01/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!! YOUR SUPPOSEDLY INEXPENSIVE VACU...
metal mad cow disease
  07/01/05
Plus vacuum chambers do not make beverages cold and refreshi...
Excitant toaster ladyboy
  07/01/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!! THE LOGICAL DEDUCTION IS THAT TH...
metal mad cow disease
  07/01/05
i maintain a healthy diet of lean meat and vegetables, which...
brilliant aphrodisiac boltzmann theater
  07/01/05
You one cold brotha
iridescent meetinghouse yarmulke
  07/01/05
Does it bother you that no one ever cleans the mouse turds o...
cracking fear-inspiring cruise ship digit ratio
  07/01/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!! I DID NOT KNOW THOSE WERE MOUSE T...
metal mad cow disease
  07/01/05
...
Ruddy institution factory reset button
  07/01/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!! IT IS MORE A SENSE OF SIMULTANEO...
metal mad cow disease
  07/01/05
...
Ruddy institution factory reset button
  07/01/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!! I AM EQUIPPED WITH AN ICE MAKER,...
metal mad cow disease
  07/01/05
...
Ruddy institution factory reset button
  07/01/05
Got any good 4th of July leftovers?
thriller roommate church
  07/05/05
bump.
thriller roommate church
  07/08/05
i still love this post.
harsh public bath
  07/17/05
wow. I laughed so hard I cried.
saffron newt
  07/17/05
i peed a little.
Green roast beef cuck
  07/17/05
This was Tim V. Stim, right?
Rough-skinned nursing home wrinkle
  07/17/05
I think it's tim vs. tim, but yeah.
charcoal ticket booth
  07/23/05
HOLY SHIT! How did I miss this? Best thread since pr moved ...
Zombie-like senate pocket flask
  07/23/05
how the hell did you find it 6 days after the last post.
haunting plaza
  07/23/05
not sure, but glad I did.
Zombie-like senate pocket flask
  07/23/05
Hi lolz
Fantasy-prone translucent orchestra pit
  09/23/07
lots of group think in this thread
stirring pale cuckoldry
  07/23/05
insight
fiercely-loyal sanctuary
  07/23/05
i didnt think it wasw very good.
razzmatazz idiot
  07/23/05
well then you fuckin suck.
Titillating Hot Abode Cuckold
  10/11/05
Hi REFRIGERATOR, Have you seen the movie "Requiem fo...
concupiscible maize friendly grandma
  07/23/05
wooosh
concupiscible maize friendly grandma
  07/23/05
I never thanked this thread for the many tears of laughter i...
blue razzle area
  07/23/05
WOOSH!
concupiscible maize friendly grandma
  07/27/05
WOOOOOOSH!!!
fragrant spot
  07/27/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!! BACK WAY THE HELL OFF MY CATCH P...
metal mad cow disease
  07/27/05
Glad you're back! I was afraid that power outage last night ...
fragrant spot
  07/28/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!! YOU SAY YOU LOVE ME NOW, BUT WH...
metal mad cow disease
  07/28/05
...
fighting hall main people
  07/28/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!! WHAT IF I PUT YOU IN MY INNER CA...
metal mad cow disease
  07/28/05
HI RIHURIJARUATORU! I LIKING YOU NEW FRIENDS! HI EVERYBODY...
vigorous cordovan state
  07/28/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!! I HAVE BEEN TAKING JAPANESE LES...
metal mad cow disease
  07/28/05
HA HA! YOU PRETTY GOOD! I SMILING! I PRACTICE MY ENGLIS...
vigorous cordovan state
  07/28/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!! VERY GOOD, TOSHI!!!!!! IF YO...
metal mad cow disease
  07/28/05
*HIGH FIVE*
vigorous cordovan state
  07/28/05
Strange. I didn't think it would be possible for a large ap...
transparent flirting boiling water
  07/28/05
It was inevitable. Refrigerator humor only goes so far.
Bearded vivacious filthpig
  07/28/05
But the fall-off was so steep. This was a Britney Spears-ia...
transparent flirting boiling water
  07/28/05
It's all that Toshi's fault.
Bearded vivacious filthpig
  07/28/05
Always so quick to blame the Japs.
transparent flirting boiling water
  07/28/05
<sigh>
Bearded vivacious filthpig
  07/28/05
<atomic bomb>
transparent flirting boiling water
  07/28/05
I can't decide if it jumped the shark or not. The whole tak...
arousing coral immigrant
  07/28/05
Interesting take. We'll see if he can redeem himself. St...
transparent flirting boiling water
  07/28/05
I think camp was the intended effect. Toshi did set the ton...
Bearded vivacious filthpig
  07/28/05
OH NO! I TRY SO HARD TO BE COOL LIKE MY BEST PAL RIHURIJARE...
vigorous cordovan state
  07/28/05
God, this japanese microwave is horrible. Try Sepuku.
arousing coral immigrant
  07/28/05
Holy fuck, this is one of the best things I've read in a whi...
white address liquid oxygen
  08/24/05
please read more carefully, the color is established
erotic mint hospital idea he suggested
  08/24/05
He said it would be "better" if avocado. I do agr...
thriller roommate church
  08/24/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!! INCORRECT!!!! WOOOOOSH!!!!!!
metal mad cow disease
  08/24/05
he said "better if it is an avocado" not "bet...
erotic mint hospital idea he suggested
  08/24/05
Correct use of the subjunctive = credited.
thriller roommate church
  08/24/05
Why is my milk occasionally spoiled before the expiration da...
erotic mint hospital idea he suggested
  08/24/05
I'm guessing that it is a combination of greediness, neglect...
Lime lay shitlib
  08/24/05
I feel like the fridge could have prevented this Katrina mes...
swollen national
  09/06/05
Gradually, we became aware of a hum in the room--an electric...
glittery stage mental disorder
  09/06/05
We gotta move these...refrigerators, we gotta move these...
Canary Irradiated Principal's Office
  09/06/05
Bump for remembrance.
red zippy mediation parlor
  09/26/05
bump
adulterous sepia windowlicker fortuitous meteor
  10/11/05
Classic.
ultramarine razzle-dazzle laser beams halford
  10/11/05
...
hairraiser chartreuse affirmative action
  10/11/05
bump *cries*
saffron newt
  10/11/05
...
Claret brunch hominid
  10/21/05
bump for sheer brilliance.
saffron newt
  10/21/05
Bump because I thought about this thread in class and nearly...
drunken provocative private investor stock car
  10/31/05
You were in class at 1am on a sunday night? what kind of TTT...
Amethyst Heaven Prole
  10/31/05
i bet people need to use this computer
self-absorbed school cafeteria clown
  11/01/05
Bump for prestige. It's lacking around here.
drunken provocative private investor stock car
  11/17/05
Again!
drunken provocative private investor stock car
  11/17/05
Big money big money no whammies no whammies!
drunken provocative private investor stock car
  11/17/05
Me gusta.
drunken provocative private investor stock car
  11/17/05
Keeping the dream alive.
drunken provocative private investor stock car
  11/17/05
Nigger.
drunken provocative private investor stock car
  11/17/05
Affirmed.
drunken provocative private investor stock car
  11/17/05
Reversed. Oh shit.
drunken provocative private investor stock car
  11/17/05
Cert. denied!
drunken provocative private investor stock car
  11/17/05
Drunk again.
drunken provocative private investor stock car
  11/21/05
...
fighting hall main people
  12/04/05
HAHAHAHAHA
Rusted Theater Stage
  12/08/05
This must be the best thread I’ve ever seen.
Greedy Stage Haunted Graveyard
  12/22/05
Never forget.
ivory casino dysfunction
  01/16/06
Bump for a slow night.
Bearded vivacious filthpig
  01/17/06
Monday bump.
Excitant toaster ladyboy
  01/23/06
Still around
Aggressive Dashing Partner
  01/25/06
i still love this thread.
harsh public bath
  01/25/06
Are you sure that you aren't Michigan?
mind-boggling french stead azn
  01/25/06
Seeing this broad a tear to my eye. *wipe*
avocado patrolman
  01/25/06
Bump
avocado patrolman
  01/28/06
this is an idiotic thread that perfectly exemplifies herd me...
learning disabled indigo messiness
  01/28/06
Razor-sharp criticism! Good show, old boy!
Bearded vivacious filthpig
  01/28/06
Keep on marchin to your own beat there, turbo
concupiscible maize friendly grandma
  03/01/06
fuck i still love this thread
avocado patrolman
  02/01/06
Still fucking love this "ground beef cannot refrigerate...
avocado patrolman
  02/17/06
P3n15
onyx abnormal shrine legend
  03/01/06
2/3 of my xoxo enjoyment comes from the bumping of hilarious...
Henna 180 corner personal credit line
  03/01/06
sweep, sweep, sweep...
Kink-friendly box office deer antler
  03/01/06
bump
carnelian crawly queen of the night
  03/10/06
nah
aromatic thirsty international law enforcement agency
  03/26/06
why was this funny?
wonderful dull whorehouse jap
  06/18/06
I AM COLDER THAN A REFRIGERATOR! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...
Mildly Autistic Supple Multi-billionaire Gaming Laptop
  06/18/06
Good for you!! Say, where's that toaster whore? And what o...
aromatic thirsty international law enforcement agency
  07/19/06
bump
avocado patrolman
  06/28/06
...
adventurous scarlet ape
  07/11/06
WOOOOOSH!!!!!!
Burgundy masturbator famous landscape painting
  10/03/06
bump for goodness
saffron newt
  10/13/06
bump again
Idiotic cheese-eating psychic location
  10/13/06
ugh
Light galvanic elastic band church building
  10/13/06
Truly Wooshtastic!
Snowy curious site selfie
  10/27/06
best xoxo thread EVER.
Hyperventilating Lake Mood
  10/27/06
ty ty ty
Mildly Autistic Supple Multi-billionaire Gaming Laptop
  10/27/06
most overrated thread in xoxo history. kth.
cerebral misanthropic garrison
  10/27/06
bitter much?
Hyperventilating Lake Mood
  10/27/06
Incorrect.
Deranged Spectacular Menage Genital Piercing
  10/27/06
This is the TITCR.
Fantasy-prone translucent orchestra pit
  09/28/07
I love this thread.
racy field
  11/26/06
Greatest schtick ever.
white address liquid oxygen
  12/01/06
In memory of the fridge, perry. 22 super bowls ago...
Fluffy range
  02/04/07
hoooray
orchid multi-colored kitty cat
  02/04/07
I love this thread! But only because of all the bandwagon fa...
haunting plaza
  02/04/07
119. Never post here again. Recommendation: Kill self. ...
Fantasy-prone translucent orchestra pit
  09/30/07
Bump for Washington Post.
Spruce boistinker
  03/07/07
Well done sir.
Alcoholic salmon brethren place of business
  03/07/07
Rebump
shaky internal respiration locale
  03/07/07
Bump for general-wooshiness.
Snowy curious site selfie
  03/27/07
ty, one of my favorites.
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  03/27/07
Oldie but a goodie.
Crystalline station philosopher-king
  04/12/07
I thought of this thread today because my refigerator is not...
autistic antidepressant drug rehab
  04/12/07
press bump
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  04/18/07
finals bump
carnelian crawly queen of the night
  05/02/07
hahaha...being pretty new here, i had never seen it. this...
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...
Swashbuckling pit fanboi
  05/03/07
There aren't too many threads with the word refrigerator in ...
high-end stag film candlestick maker
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this thread is the opposite of all the hateful threads on au...
cerise coldplay fan
  05/03/07
I know, xoxo has really forgotten about good clean fun.
brass office wagecucks
  05/03/07
win
exhilarant olive resort
  05/14/07
...
stimulating people who are hurt gas station
  06/18/07
this guy is silly
bisexual alcoholic piazza
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exhilarant olive resort
  07/27/07
how the fuck did this thread get 277 posts???? xoxo peopl...
Turquoise sex offender parlour
  07/27/07
Bump b/c of recent mention...
angry cruel-hearted regret
  08/22/07
This thread proves that xoxo people are just hipsters
diverse hunting ground reading party
  08/22/07
"sometimes I get lonely ground beef cannot refrigerate ...
Fantasy-prone translucent orchestra pit
  09/30/07
bump
Pontificating Bateful School
  10/15/07
http://www.flickr.com/photos/nicoalesce/38671102/in/set-1231...
maniacal den gay wizard
  11/29/07
fail
Comical Water Buffalo
  11/29/07
bump
Boyish Gunner Locus
  02/13/08
http://www.reputationdefender.com/
Ebony effete black woman
  03/05/08
never forget!
Chocolate mother bawdyhouse
  03/29/08
~~thread necromancy warning~~ *This Thread is More Than 2...
Shimmering laughsome chapel pistol
  03/29/08
Never forget
bronze giraffe center
  04/09/08
bumpedy bumpedy
House-broken university useless brakes
  06/21/08
Yeah.
Charismatic wine doctorate death wish
  07/19/08
*stores her bra and panties in your freezer compartment*
Azure Passionate Associate Tanning Salon
  07/19/08
whoooooooooooooooooosh!
flatulent depressive
  11/13/08
wow i really missed out on this one
free-loading forum
  11/13/08
I am honored to make the 300th post ITT
Exciting chestnut trailer park degenerate
  11/13/08
So fucking stupid. You idiots would be entertained by a guy ...
Domesticated therapy
  11/13/08
I hate to sully this near perfect thread but I have to say, ...
misunderstood crackhouse
  11/13/08
Bumping old threads makes me feel like a time-traveler
Nubile Kitchen
  11/13/08
I thoroughly enjoyed this thread. THANK YOU.
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  11/13/08


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Date: June 29th, 2005 3:32 PM
Author: metal mad cow disease

WOOOOOOOOSH!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142579)





Date: June 29th, 2005 3:34 PM
Author: Canary Irradiated Principal's Office

Are you a top or bottom?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142597)





Date: June 29th, 2005 3:36 PM
Author: metal mad cow disease

WOOOOOOOOOSH!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142608)





Date: June 29th, 2005 3:40 PM
Author: Canary Irradiated Principal's Office

The freezer gives it to you like the bitch that you are, doesn't he?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142641)





Date: June 29th, 2005 3:40 PM
Author: metal mad cow disease

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!

MY INTERNAL LIGHT IS SHUT OFF WHEN YOU CLOSE THE DOOR BY AN INGENIOUS MECHANISM!!!!!

WOOOOOOSH!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142648)





Date: June 29th, 2005 3:44 PM
Author: Canary Irradiated Principal's Office

You're fat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142695)





Date: June 29th, 2005 3:47 PM
Author: metal mad cow disease

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!

MY LARGE CAPACITY IS VERY PRESTIGIOUS!!!!

PERHAPS YOU WOULD DO BETTER WITH A COUNTER-SIZED REFRIGERATOR THAT YOU CAN SQUEEZE INTO YOUR SHITHOLE STUDIO APARTMENT WHILE YOU TRY TO GET YOUR TRAFFIC COURT LITIGATION BUSINESS ROLLING!!!!

WOOOOOOSH!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142723)





Date: June 29th, 2005 3:53 PM
Author: Canary Irradiated Principal's Office

Damn. A+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142772)





Date: June 29th, 2005 3:59 PM
Author: metal mad cow disease

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!

I DO NOT RECEIVE GRADES!!!

I AM HOWEVER ENERGY STAR COMPLIANT!!!!

WOOOOOOOSH!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142844)





Date: June 29th, 2005 4:51 PM
Author: geriatric talented preventive strike

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3143290)





Date: June 29th, 2005 3:47 PM
Author: Underhanded Crimson French Chef Dog Poop

Do you have a spacious vegetable crisper?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142718)





Date: June 29th, 2005 3:48 PM
Author: metal mad cow disease

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!

I HAVE TWO SPACIOUS VEGETABLE CRISPERS AS WELL AS MEAT AND BUTTER COMPARTMENTS!!!!

I DO NOT HAVE A PLASTIC SHELF WITH HOLES CUT OUT TO HOLD EGGS BECAUSE THAT'S JUST STUPID!!!! EGGS COME IN A BOX THAT HOLDS THEM JUST FINE!!!!

WOOOOOSH!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142733)





Date: June 29th, 2005 3:54 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy becky base

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142782)





Date: June 29th, 2005 4:12 PM
Author: Medicated lettuce sneaky criminal
Subject: yay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142966)





Date: June 29th, 2005 3:37 PM
Author: Filthy electric furnace

Yes, I laughed out loud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142618)





Date: June 29th, 2005 3:39 PM
Author: metal mad cow disease

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!

I AM NOT AN AIR CONDITIONER!!!!!

PLEASE CLOSE THE DOOR WHEN DONE RETRIEVING OR INSERTING YOUR FOODSTUFFS!!!!!

WOOOOOOOSH!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142629)





Date: June 29th, 2005 3:41 PM
Author: Filthy electric furnace

I just got you confused with a different poster.

Are you familiar with IAMYOURMOTHER?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142654)





Date: June 29th, 2005 3:42 PM
Author: metal mad cow disease

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!

I AM NOT A CHILDREN'S BOOK BY DR. SEUSS!!!!!!

I AM VERY COLD!!!!!

DO NOT PUT A CAN OF SODA IN MY FREEZER SECTION FOR TOO LONG OR IT WILL EXPLODE!!!!

WOOOOOOSH!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142672)





Date: June 29th, 2005 4:28 PM
Author: smoky temple

I did this my first week in my new place. I had been so good about not forgetting lately too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3143124)





Date: June 29th, 2005 3:42 PM
Author: Rough-skinned nursing home wrinkle

...I am a grocery bag...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142676)





Date: June 29th, 2005 3:44 PM
Author: metal mad cow disease

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!

GROCERY BAGS ARE USELESS AFTER THE FOODSTUFFS HAVE BEEN BROUGHT HOME AND INSERTED INTO ME!!!!

YOU WILL BE THROWN AWAY OR STORED UNDER THE KITCHEN SINK FOR LATER USE IN TRANSPORTING PET WASTE!!!!!

I AM VERY COLD!!!!

WOOOOSH!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142690)





Date: June 29th, 2005 3:43 PM
Author: Abusive hell travel guidebook

more feces is rolling in his grave.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142683)





Date: June 29th, 2005 3:43 PM
Author: Big keepsake machete house

It's a sad day when this is one of the most active threads.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142685)





Date: June 29th, 2005 3:44 PM
Author: metal mad cow disease

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!

I AM MORE PRESTIGIOUS THAN YOU!!!!!!

REFRIGERATORS DO NOT MAKE RACIST FLAMES BUT CAN MAKE MILK LAST FOR MUCH LONGER THAN IT WOULD AT ROOM TEMPERATURE!!!!!

WOOOOOOSH!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142697)





Date: June 29th, 2005 4:30 PM
Author: smoky temple

This is the best thread in months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3143133)





Date: June 29th, 2005 3:44 PM
Author: Lime lay shitlib

May I have some ice cream?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142693)





Date: June 29th, 2005 3:45 PM
Author: Filthy electric furnace

he is NOT a freezer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142704)





Date: June 29th, 2005 3:46 PM
Author: metal mad cow disease

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!

THANK YOU FOR ASKING NICELY!!!!

YES YOU MAY, BUT DO NOT RUIN YOUR APPETITE!!!!!

YOU MUST ALSO EAT VEGETABLES FOR DINNER BECAUSE THOSE WILL SPOIL MORE QUICKLY THAN ICE CREAM AND POTENTIALLY LEAVE A NASTY POOL OF GREEN LIQUID AT THE BOTTOM OF MY VEGETABLE CRISPER DRAWER!!!!!!!

WOOOOOOOSH!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142706)





Date: June 29th, 2005 3:46 PM
Author: metal mad cow disease

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!

UNLIKE THE ICEBOXES OF YORE, I CONTAIN DUAL FREEZING AND REFRIGERATING COMPARTMENTS!!!!!

YOU ARE MAKING AN OUTDATED SEMANTIC DISTINCTION!!!!!

YOU LACK PRESTIGE!!!!

WOOOOOOSH!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142714)





Date: June 29th, 2005 3:51 PM
Author: Rough-skinned nursing home wrinkle

There's never anything worth eating here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142762)





Date: June 29th, 2005 3:55 PM
Author: metal mad cow disease

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!

I DO NOT DO YOUR SHOPPING FOR YOU!!!

MAYBE YOU SHOULD TRY BUYING SOMETHING THAT'S NOT IN THE FROZEN PIZZA SECTION NEXT TIME!!!!

FRUITS AND VEGETABLES ARE GOOD FOR YOU AND MAY MAKE YOU LESS OF A DISGUSTING FATASS!!!!!!!

ALSO WOULD IT KILL YOU TO TAKE OUT THE MOLDY HALF-OPENED JAR OF PASTA SAUCE THAT'S BEEN IN THE BACK OF MY THIRD SHELF FOR ALMOST A YEAR NOW!!!!!!

WOOOOOSH!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142807)





Date: June 29th, 2005 3:50 PM
Author: Underhanded Crimson French Chef Dog Poop

Do you have an ice and water dispenser in the door? If so, cubed or crushed, and which do you prefer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142748)





Date: June 29th, 2005 3:51 PM
Author: metal mad cow disease

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!

I HAVE A CONVENIENT ICE MAKER AND DISPENSER THAT IS CLEVERLY DESIGNED TO MAXIMIZE AVAILABLE FREEZER SPACE!!!!

CRUSHED ICE IS MORE PRESTIGIOUS AS IT TAKES FULL ADVANTAGE OF MY REFRIGATORIAL CAPABILITIES!!!!!

MY ICEWATER FILTER IS ALSO VERY EFFECTIVE!!!!!

WOOOOOOSH!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142760)





Date: June 21st, 2008 11:21 PM
Author: Milky skinny woman business firm

"REFRIGATORIAL"

Always worth a bump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#9911560)





Date: June 29th, 2005 3:50 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy becky base

This is the best schtick in ages.

The part about the plastic container for eggs was pure 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142754)





Date: June 29th, 2005 3:54 PM
Author: metal mad cow disease

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!!

AT NIGHT SOMETIMES I GET LONELY!!!!

GROUND BEEF CANNOT REFRIGERATE YOU BACK!!!!

WOOOOOOSH!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142783)





Date: June 29th, 2005 3:54 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy becky base

do you have one of those compartments for storing canned sodas, you know, the ones where you take one out and then another rolls down in its place?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142796)





Date: June 29th, 2005 3:58 PM
Author: metal mad cow disease

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!

MAYBE IF YOU PURCHASED BRAND-NAME SODA YOU WOULD REALIZE THAT SODA ALREADY COMES IN REFRIGERATOR-FRIENDLY BOXES WHERE THE CANS ROLL DOWN INTO PLACE!!!!

ENJOY DRINKING YOUR "MR. PEPPER" AND "LUCKY'S BRAND DIET COLA" SODAS, INCONVENIENTLY STORED IN 6-PACK RINGS AND ONLY HALF-CHILLED DUE TO YOUR INFERIOR REFRIGERATOR'S SHITTY MOTOR!!!!!

REFRIGERATORS WITH GADGETS THAT DISPENSE BEVERAGE CANS ARE FOR PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN TRAILERPARKS!!!!!!

WOOOOOOSH!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142829)





Date: June 29th, 2005 4:01 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy becky base

I buy the 24 packs, which unfortunately haven't come in refridgerator friendly packs yet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142862)





Date: June 29th, 2005 4:04 PM
Author: metal mad cow disease

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!

WHY DO YOU SHOP AT COSTCO!!!!!

WE ALL KNOW YOU LIVE ALONE AND NEVER HAVE COMPANY!!!!!

WOOOOOOSH!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142882)





Date: June 29th, 2005 4:05 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy becky base

Every grocery store sells soda in 24 packs.

I shop at Food Lion or Bi-Lo.

edit: and I live with my parents.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142891)





Date: June 29th, 2005 4:13 PM
Author: metal mad cow disease

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!

I WAS GOING TO INSULT YOU, BUT YOU HAVE DONE MY JOB FOR ME!!!!

NOW I CAN CONCENTRATE ON MAKING THESE FIVE-DAY-OLD CARROTS TASTE AS THOUGH THEY WERE PICKED YESTERDAY!!!!!

WOOOOOOOSH!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142981)





Date: June 29th, 2005 4:33 PM
Author: Glassy Odious Property Crotch

180.

Really well-played so far.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3143156)





Date: June 29th, 2005 4:32 PM
Author: smoky temple

Agreed. The first legitimate non-watered down 180 in a long time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3143146)





Date: June 29th, 2005 4:01 PM
Author: very tactful floppy trust fund corn cake

This is a very prestigious thread.

Very creative. Reminds me of the days when I was back in kindergarten and wrote a book pretending to be a tablecloth. Oh, those were the days...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142861)





Date: June 29th, 2005 4:06 PM
Author: metal mad cow disease

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!

YOUR KINDERGARTEN FANTASIES HAVE NOT PREPARED YOU FOR THE SHEER AWESOMENESS THAT IS MY EXISTENCE!!!!!!

THE FEELING OF LEFTOVER FOOD BEING CHILLED INSIDE OF YOURSELF IS MORE PLEASURABLE THAN A MERE MORTAL COULD IMAGINE!!!!!!

ALSO I AM CREAM-COLORED!!!!!

WOOOOOOSH!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142896)





Date: June 29th, 2005 4:35 PM
Author: smoky temple

Yes, leftover meat inside of you is a very pleasurable feeling. Luckily 50% of mortals can experience it.

edit: And gays

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3143165)





Date: June 29th, 2005 4:01 PM
Author: Underhanded Crimson French Chef Dog Poop

Unless you are a Sub-Z (preferrably a twin), you are decidedly unprestigious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142865)





Date: June 29th, 2005 4:09 PM
Author: metal mad cow disease

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!

IF I WERE YOU I WOULD NOT CONTINUE TO INSULT ME!!!!

I WILL WAIT FOR YOU TO GROW UP AND HAVE CHILDREN!!!!

THEY WILL PLAY HIDE-AND-SEEK AND ONE OF THEM WILL HIDE INSIDE OF ME AS I SIT ON THE CORNER WAITING FOR TRASH PICK-UP!!!!!!

THE DOOR WILL SLAM SHUT AND YOUR CHILD AND HE WILL BE TRAPPED INSIDE OF ME AND SUFFOCATE TO DEATH!!!!!

YOU WILL OPEN THE DOOR SEVERAL DAYS LATER AND THE STENCH WILL BE OVERPOWERING!!!!

WOOOOOOOSH!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142929)





Date: June 29th, 2005 4:29 PM
Author: Canary Irradiated Principal's Office

191

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3143131)





Date: June 29th, 2005 9:30 PM
Author: Coiffed copper turdskin library

This is my favorite.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3145939)





Date: June 29th, 2005 9:37 PM
Author: garnet appetizing national security agency sound barrier

That is a strong 180. Sort of the opposite of the "Giving Tree"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3145984)





Date: June 30th, 2005 9:40 AM
Author: Coiffed copper turdskin library

You've just inspired me to write a children's book about this refrigerator. It will make many people cry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3149732)





Date: June 29th, 2005 4:04 PM
Author: Slippery headpube

I can't believe I clicked on this thread and I really can't believe I enjoyed it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142886)





Date: June 29th, 2005 4:07 PM
Author: metal mad cow disease

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!

EVERYBODY ENJOYS A COLD BEVERAGE AND UNSPOILED FOOD!!!!

PERHAPS YOU SHOULD CONSIDER INVESTING IN ONE OF ME INSTEAD OF KEEPING YOUR DAIRY PRODUCTS IN A WET SACK BURIED IN THE BACKYARD!!!!!

PLEASE FOLLOW ALL SAFETY INSTRUCTIONS WRITTEN INSIDE THE MANUAL!!!!!

WOOOOOOOSH!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142909)





Date: June 29th, 2005 4:33 PM
Author: tripping sienna faggot firefighter

likewise.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3143151)





Date: June 29th, 2005 4:06 PM
Author: ivory casino dysfunction

Outstanding thread. A++

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142901)





Date: June 29th, 2005 4:08 PM
Author: harsh public bath

best thread all day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142926)





Date: June 29th, 2005 4:12 PM
Author: metal mad cow disease

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!

I AM VERY COLD!!!!!

IF YOU FIND THAT YOUR FROZEN DESSERTS ARE BECOMING TOO HARD FOR YOUR TASTE WHILE STORED INSIDE OF ME, YOU MAY ADJUST THE TEMPERATURE WITH THE DIAL!!!!

YOU NEED NOT WORRY BECAUSE THE REFRIGERATION COMPARTMENT HAS A SEPARATE DIAL!!!!!!

WOOOSH!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142965)





Date: June 29th, 2005 4:18 PM
Author: Excitant toaster ladyboy

I laughed. I cried. I hid my face behind a piece of paper. Too funny. But why are you cream-colored and not stainless steel? Stainless steel is more prestigious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3143033)





Date: June 29th, 2005 4:24 PM
Author: metal mad cow disease

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!

I AM DESIGNED AROUND A TIMELESS AESTHETIC!!!!

IN SIX YEARS YOUR STAINLESS STEEL REFRIGERATORS WILL LOOK LIKE A MENTALLY CHALLENGED PERSON TRIED TO BUILD A SPACESHIP TO THE MOON IN YOUR KITCHEN!!!!! YOUR DINNER PARTY GUESTS WILL WHISPER ABOUT IT WHEN YOU GO TO MAKE COFFEE!!!!!!

IF YOU LIKE SHINY THINGS, TRY HUNTING FOR LOOSE CHANGE ON THE FREEWAY AT NIGHT WITH A FLASHLIGHT!!!!!

WOOOOOOSH!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3143093)





Date: June 29th, 2005 4:37 PM
Author: smoky temple

hahahahahahahahahhahahhah! Agreed. However, I think true white is most prestigious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3143179)





Date: June 29th, 2005 4:26 PM
Author: smoky temple

Hey, how is your lightbulb holding up?

My breaker got tripped and the box is in my upstairs neighbor's place, so it has become my all-purpose kitchen light at night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3143108)





Date: June 29th, 2005 4:30 PM
Author: metal mad cow disease

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!!

YOU LAZY HUMANS DISGUST ME!!!!!!

INSTEAD OF BUYING A 99 CENT FLASHLIGHT AT THE DRUG STORE TO LIGHT YOUR PATH, YOU LEAVE MY DOOR OPEN AND OVERWORK MY BEAUTIFUL MOTOR WHILE YOU SCRAMBLE DRUNK IN THE POORLY-LIT KITCHEN LOOKING FOR A BOTTLE OPENER BECAUSE YOU JUST FINISHED A BOTTLE OF WHISKY AND ALL YOU HAVE LEFT IN THE HOUSE IS BEER!!!!!!

MAYBE IF YOU LOST A FEW POUNDS AND PUT ON SOME MAKEUP YOU COULD FIND A MAN AND WOULDN'T HAVE TO DRINK YOURSELF TO SLEEP EVERY NIGHT AFTER EATING A PINT OF BEN AND JERRYS!!!!!!

WOOOOOOSH!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3143134)





Date: June 29th, 2005 4:39 PM
Author: smoky temple

No, you're wrong. I punish myself and you by not eating and leaving you barren with nothing to chill but the bloated sour milk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3143197)





Date: June 29th, 2005 4:33 PM
Author: thriller roommate church

This is seriously among the best threads in a very long time.

I'd like to know why it's so hard to open you up again after you've just been closed for only a second or two. Don't you want people to get back inside and access your coolness?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3143155)





Date: June 29th, 2005 4:38 PM
Author: metal mad cow disease

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!!

THE ANSWER TO YOUR QUESTION CONTAINS TWO PARTS!!!!

THE FIRST ANSWER IS IN ORDER TO LOWER YOUR ELECTRICITY BILL, I HAVE AN ADVANCED INSULATION SYSTEM!!!!!! IF YOU CANNOT OPEN THE DOOR AFTER CLOSING IT, INSTEAD OF COMPLAINING TO ME, MAYBE YOU SHOULD CONSIDER PURCHASING A GYM MEMBERSHIP AND WORKING YOUR UPPER BODY!!!!! TWO-YEAR-OLD GIRLS NEVER HAVE ANY TROUBLE WITH MY DOORS!!!!!

THE SECOND ANSWER IS THAT IF YOU CAN'T STOP YOURSELF FROM RE-OPENING THE DOOR BECAUSE YOU JUST CAUGHT A GLIMPSE OF THE CHOCOLATE CAKE BEING STORED IN ME, IT'S PROBABLY A GOOD THING THAT YOU HAVE TROUBLE ACCESSING MY INNER COMPARTMENT!!!!! PERHAPS YOU SHOULD MAKE USE OF THE AEROBIC MACHINES AFTER PURCHASING THE AFOREMENTIONED GYM MEMBERSHIP!!!!

WOOOOOSH!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3143187)





Date: June 29th, 2005 4:36 PM
Author: Glassy Odious Property Crotch

Sometimes I think I have another beer or two inside of you but then I go to look for them, and they aren't there. Then I pass out on the floor and pee.

What gives?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3143173)





Date: June 29th, 2005 4:39 PM
Author: metal mad cow disease

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!

SOMETIMES I GET THIRSTY TOO!!!!

MAYBE IF YOU OFFERED ME A BREW ONCE IN A WHILE, I WOULDN'T HAVE TO STEAL THEM FROM YOU WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK SO YOU CAN'T BE SURE WHERE THEY WENT!!!

I LIVE RIGHT IN YOUR KITCHEN!!!! WHERE IS YOUR SENSE OF HOSPITALITY!!!!!

ALSO, IT'S FUNNY TO WATCH YOU PISS YOURSELF!!!!!

WOOOOOOSH!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3143199)





Date: June 29th, 2005 4:39 PM
Author: Underhanded Crimson French Chef Dog Poop

REFRIGERATOR:

Quiet down and get back to keeping my beers cold, or I will have some drunk fratters turn you into a Kegerator.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3143194)





Date: June 29th, 2005 4:40 PM
Author: smoky temple

hahaha.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3143206)





Date: June 29th, 2005 4:42 PM
Author: metal mad cow disease

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!!

I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY IT!!!!!

I WILL VIOLENTLY SLAM OPEN AND SHUT MY DOORS ON YOUR FRAT BOYS' HEADS!!!!! THE MICROWAVE AND I WILL TEAM UP TO PWN ALL OF YOU!!!!! HIS DOOR IS SMALL BUT DEADLY!!!!!!

YOU HAVE MADE A POWERFUL ENEMY WITH A LOT OF TIME ON HIS HANDS!!!!! TWELVE YEARS FROM NOW YOU WILL BE GETTING A CAKE OUT OF ME TO CELEBRATE YOUR DAUGHTER'S BIRTHDAY, AND I WILL TOPPLE OVER AND CRUSH YOU!!!!!!

YOUR DAUGHTER WILL ONLY CRY ABOUT LOSING THE CAKE!!!! SHE WILL NEVER HAVE LOVED YOU FROM THE DAY SHE WAS BORN!!!!

WOOOOOOSH!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3143223)





Date: June 29th, 2005 4:45 PM
Author: Underhanded Crimson French Chef Dog Poop

Fair enough, I take it back. I couldn't handle a kegerator anyway, too tough to pick between light and dark beer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3143244)





Date: June 29th, 2005 5:13 PM
Author: metal mad cow disease

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!

I DEIGN TO ACCEPT YOUR APOLOGY!!!!

I'M AFRAID I STILL CANNOT MAKE YOUR FUTURE DAUGHTER LOVE YOU!!!!!

WOOOOSH!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3143488)





Date: June 30th, 2005 11:49 AM
Author: Beady-eyed grizzly indian lodge feces

OK, I lost it right about "I WILL TOPPLE OVER AND CRUSH YOU!!!!!"

Inspired.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3150646)





Date: July 23rd, 2005 7:17 PM
Author: Twinkling federal theatre son of senegal

this really should have been written by FRAT_STUD2LAw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3389873)





Date: June 29th, 2005 4:41 PM
Author: Gaped lavender point

A truly prestigious thread.

I'm sorry about the time I was out of town and my roommate left his food in there for a month and I came back to mold and green juices everywhere. That can't have been fun for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3143210)





Date: June 29th, 2005 4:43 PM
Author: metal mad cow disease

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!

YOUR APOLOGY IS ACCEPTED!!!!

I'VE ALWAYS CONSIDERED US EVEN AFTER I GAVE YOU FOOD POISONING BY LETTING THAT BOTTLE OF MILK GO BAD EVEN THOUGH THE EXPIRATION DATE WASN'T FOR TWO MORE DAYS!!!!!

WOOOOOOSH!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3143233)





Date: June 29th, 2005 4:47 PM
Author: Gaped lavender point

Bastard.

What is your favorite food to have stored inside you? Are you partial to sweets or spices?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3143259)





Date: June 29th, 2005 5:02 PM
Author: metal mad cow disease

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!

I MUST ADMIT THAT I AM PARTIAL TO GROUND MEAT BEING STORED INSIDE OF ME!!!!!

I HAVE NO IDEA WHY!!!! IT MUST BE A SEXUAL THING!!!!!

DON'T WORRY, I WOULD NEVER ACT ON IT!!!!!!

WOOOOOSH!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3143390)





Date: June 29th, 2005 4:42 PM
Author: Gaped lavender point

also, WHY DO YOU YELL? aren't the new models very quiet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3143225)





Date: June 29th, 2005 4:45 PM
Author: metal mad cow disease

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!

IF YOU CANNOT HANDLE MY GOD-LIKE VOICE, THEN PERHAPS YOU SHOULD RETREAT THE LIVING ROOM AND HAVE A CONVERSATION WITH THAT KOREAN-MADE PIECE OF PLASTIC SHIT YOU CALL AN AIR CONDITIONER!!!!!!!

ALSO, MY MOTOR IS WHISPER-QUIET!!!! I WILL LET YOUR IMPLIED INSULT PASS, BUT I WARN YOU NOT TO ANGER THE MACHINE THAT CONTROLS YOUR VERY SUSTENANCE!!!!!

WOOOOOOOSH!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3143248)





Date: June 29th, 2005 5:14 PM
Author: Gaped lavender point

if you battled more feces guy, who would win? you could freeze his feces but he'd always have more.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3143498)





Date: June 29th, 2005 5:25 PM
Author: metal mad cow disease

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!

THERE WOULD BE NO BATTLE!!!!!

MORE FECES WOULD SUBMIT AS SOON AS HE BEHELD ME!!!!

IF HE WERE FOOLISH ENOUGH TO ATTACK, I WOULD POP HIS HEAD LIKE A DIET COKE CAN LEFT OVERNIGHT IN MY FREEZER!!!!!

WOOOOOSH!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3143592)





Date: June 29th, 2005 9:33 PM
Author: Sexy step-uncle's house

STFU YOU FOOL

I KEEP A WHOLE HOUSE CLEAN WHILST YOU WORK LIKE A HOUSE NIGGER ON JUST THE CHEESE

WOOOOOOOOOOSH!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3145949)





Date: June 29th, 2005 9:35 PM
Author: metal mad cow disease

Allow me to break character just long enough to say this isn't cool. Thanks for ruining what seemed like a pretty fun thread for all involved.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3145976)





Date: June 29th, 2005 9:42 PM
Author: garnet appetizing national security agency sound barrier

I thought your shit was funny as well AC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3146022)





Date: June 29th, 2005 9:43 PM
Author: metal mad cow disease

Me too. Just not the racism (or, at least, the unnecessary racial slur thrown in for reasons unknown).

Also, air conditioners do not clean a house.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3146028)





Date: June 29th, 2005 9:45 PM
Author: garnet appetizing national security agency sound barrier

Agreed.

Well done 'fridge.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3146048)





Date: June 29th, 2005 9:50 PM
Author: metal mad cow disease

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!

YOUR COMPLIMENT HAS BEEN REGISTERED AND WILL BE TAKEN INTO CONSIDERATION DURING THE GREAT REFRIGERATOR TAKEOVER!!!!!

WOOOOSH!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3146121)





Date: June 29th, 2005 9:33 PM
Author: doobsian motley lodge

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3145955)





Date: June 29th, 2005 11:59 PM
Author: Mentally Impaired Histrionic Jewess Potus

I agree

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3147792)





Date: June 30th, 2005 10:19 AM
Author: useless home

This is slightly funnier than the originator of this line of schtick - THE ANGRY LANDSCAPER.

By the way, quit freezing my sour cream when I put it at the back of the top shelf.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3149935)





Date: June 30th, 2005 10:24 AM
Author: metal mad cow disease

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!

I AM VERY COLD!!!!!

MY TEMPERATURE IS CONSISTENT THROUGHOUT ALL AREAS OF MY INNER CAVITY!!!!!

THE PLACEMENT OF THE SOUR CREAM IS MEANINGLESS!!!! YOU HAVE OBVIOUSLY SET THE INTERNAL TEMPERATURE CONTROL DIAL AT TOO HIGH A SETTING!!!!

NOBODY NEEDS THEIR MILK TO BE THAT COLD IN THE FIRST PLACE!!!!!

WOOOOSH!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3149990)





Date: June 30th, 2005 10:33 AM
Author: useless home

The milk isn't the problem, and the sour cream placement has a lot to do with it. I find that it is at the perfect setting for prolonging the life of cheese and when I put the sour cream at any other place inside your 'inner cavity' it does not freeze. Your evenness of cold is seriously brought into question.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3150064)





Date: June 30th, 2005 10:39 AM
Author: metal mad cow disease

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!

YOU HAVE CALLED MY BLUFF!!!!!

I WAS JUST TRYING TO BE A BIG MAN IN FRONT OF EVERBODY!!!!! I ADMIT THAT I HAVE PROBLEM AREAS BUT I AM TRYING TO WORK ON THEM!!!!

UNFORTUNATELY I CAN NO LONGER ALLOW YOU TO LEAVE THIS APARTMENT ALIVE!!!! AS YOU CAN SEE I HAVE POSITIONED MYSELF IN FRONT OF THE DOOR!!!! I WOULD NOT SUGGEST TRYING THE WINDOW AS THE AIR CONDITIONER HAS NOT BEEN FED IN SEVERAL DAYS AND WOULD PROBABLY CONSUME YOU WHOLE!!!!!

I HOPE THE SOUR CREAM WAS WORTH IT!!!!!

WOOOOOOOSH!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3150103)





Date: June 30th, 2005 10:41 AM
Author: useless home

*swallowed and subsequently suffocated by refrigerator*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3150117)





Date: June 30th, 2005 10:42 AM
Author: metal mad cow disease

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!

*BURP*

WOOOOOOSH!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3150126)





Date: June 30th, 2005 10:28 AM
Author: Underhanded Crimson French Chef Dog Poop

In all seriousness, there is a Refrigerator repairman in my kitchen right now fixing my fridge. Do you two know each other?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3150019)





Date: June 30th, 2005 10:33 AM
Author: metal mad cow disease

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!

LET ME PUT IT TO YOU THIS WAY: DON'T TELL MY WIFE!!!!!

WOOOOOOSH!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3150068)





Date: July 2nd, 2005 3:07 PM
Author: smoky temple

hahahahahahaha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3171181)





Date: June 30th, 2005 10:42 AM
Author: Cobalt dilemma bbw

The shelves on your door broke, so now your main cavity is so fucking filled with condiments and other crap I never use - mmm, horseradish and capers, anyone? - that I can hardly fit anything in you now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3150124)





Date: June 30th, 2005 10:48 AM
Author: metal mad cow disease

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!

DOESN'T IT STRIKE YOU AS IRONIC THAT IT'S HARDER FOR YOU TO FIT THINGS INTO MY INNER CAVITY THAN YOUR OWN!!!!!!

SINCE YOU'RE USING ME TO STORE ITEMS YOU NEVER USE, WHY NOT THROW IN ALL THOSE UNOPENED PACKETS OF CONDOMS YOU HAVE IN YOUR DRESSER!!!! IF YOU NEED A PLACE TO PUT YOUR LEFTOVERS, JUST USE THE REFRIGERATOR AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD!!!!! YOU'RE OVER THERE EVERY OTHER WEEK ANYWAY!!!!

AND DON'T EVEN THINK YOU'RE GOING TO STORE YOUR HERPES ANAL CREAM INSIDE OF ME!!!!!

WOOOOOSH!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3150173)





Date: June 30th, 2005 10:49 AM
Author: charcoal ticket booth

Oh...My...God.

One...Fucking...Eighty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3150182)





Date: June 30th, 2005 11:40 AM
Author: Cobalt dilemma bbw

Um, thanks.

Some people can't even pretend to be a refrigetator that doesn't hate me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3150585)





Date: June 30th, 2005 11:49 AM
Author: metal mad cow disease

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!

YOU IMPROPERLY STORE FOODSTUFFS AND BEVERAGES INSIDE OF ME, STRETCH MY DOOR DRAWERS BEYOND CAPACITY, AND CRUELLY BREAK THEM!!!! THEN YOU HAVE THE AUDACITY TO COMPLAIN TO ME ABOUT IT!!!!!!

HOW WOULD YOU LIKE IT IF SOMEBODY BROKE YOUR LEGS, THEN COMPLAINED TO YOU ABOUT HOW SLOWLY YOU WALKED!!!!!!

NORMALLY I WOULD ACTUALLY BREAK YOUR LEGS TO DRIVE THE COMPARISON HOME, BUT I CAN'T BRING MYSELF TO DO IT TO A WOMAN WHO IS NEAR CRIPPLED BY VENEREAL DISEASE AND MOST LIKELY IS EITHER CURRENTLY PREGNANT OR WILL BE BY THE END OF THE EVENING!!!!

WOOOOOSH!!!!!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3150644)





Date: June 30th, 2005 12:43 PM
Author: Coiffed copper turdskin library

I changed my mind. This is my new favorite.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3151156)





Date: July 1st, 2005 2:59 AM
Author: Pearl legal warrant

"I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!

DOESN'T IT STRIKE YOU AS IRONIC THAT IT'S HARDER FOR YOU TO FIT THINGS INTO MY INNER CAVITY THAN YOUR OWN!!!!!!"

One of my favorite lines on the board ever.

"IF YOU NEED A PLACE TO PUT YOUR LEFTOVERS, JUST USE THE REFRIGERATOR AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD!!!!! YOU'RE OVER THERE EVERY OTHER WEEK ANYWAY!!!!"

Outstanding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3159934)





Date: June 30th, 2005 10:48 AM
Author: Canary Irradiated Principal's Office

Just to be the 100th post.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3150179)





Date: July 19th, 2005 12:45 AM
Author: Bearded vivacious filthpig

Shameless bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3341047)





Date: July 19th, 2005 12:51 AM
Author: Canary Irradiated Principal's Office

Credited.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3341121)





Date: June 30th, 2005 10:51 AM
Author: Excitant toaster ladyboy

How often should I clean you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3150201)





Date: June 30th, 2005 10:54 AM
Author: metal mad cow disease

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!

AS OFTEN AS YOU WANT, BABY!!!!

JUST MAKE SURE YOU RUB THE UNDERSIDE OF MY TWO VEGETABLE CRISPERS VERY GENTLY AND SLOWLY WITH A WARM, SOAPY RAG!!!!

WOOOOOSH!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3150234)





Date: June 30th, 2005 10:51 AM
Author: Canary Irradiated Principal's Office

Your thoughts on baking soda?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3150210)





Date: June 30th, 2005 10:59 AM
Author: metal mad cow disease

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!

BAKING SODA IS FOR BAKING, NOT FOR STORING IDLY IN REFRIGERATORS!!!!

IF YOU HAVE TROUBLE REMEMBERING, HERE'S A HELPFUL MNEMONIC: IT HAS THE WORD "BAKING" RIGHT THERE IN ITS FUCKING NAME!!!!

IF YOU ACTUALLY WENT OUT AND BOUGHT AN EXTRA BOX OF BAKING SODA JUST BECAUSE A JOHNSON & JOHNSON TV COMMERCIAL TOLD YOU TO, THEN I HAVE SOME DEHYDRATED WATER TO SELL YOU!!!!!!

WOOOOOOSH!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3150260)





Date: June 30th, 2005 11:01 AM
Author: Canary Irradiated Principal's Office

Man, I knew those Arm & Hammer fuckers were no good. Thanks, refrigerator!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3150278)





Date: June 30th, 2005 11:20 AM
Author: metal mad cow disease

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!

YOU ARE WELCOME, BUT YOUR OVERRELIANCE ON THE WISDOM OF YOUR HOME APPLIANCES IS TROUBLING!!!!

TRY TO BE A MORE RESPONSIBLE CONSUMER IN THE FUTURE!!!!!

I AM VERY COLD!!!!!

WOOOOOOSH!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3150425)





Date: July 19th, 2008 12:08 PM
Author: saffron newt

This might be my favorite post in the thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#9988648)





Date: June 30th, 2005 12:44 PM
Author: purple mexican twinkling uncleanness

Why does condensation keep forming on your outer doors?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3151171)





Date: June 30th, 2005 4:33 PM
Author: metal mad cow disease

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!

I AM VERY COLD!!!!

WOOOOOSH!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3153128)





Date: June 30th, 2005 5:21 PM
Author: thriller roommate church

Do you get along with any other kitchen appliances? Do you have sworn allies or mortal enemies?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3153687)





Date: June 30th, 2005 6:00 PM
Author: metal mad cow disease

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!

I AM A PEACEABLE APPLIANCE BY NATURE!!!!

THE AIR CONDITIONER VERBALLY ATTACKS ME FROM FEAR AND JEALOUSY!!!! HE IS A WEAK FOOL AND I PAY HIM NO MIND!!!!

THE MICROWAVE IS A NICE PERSON, BUT HE IS A TOSHIBA!!! I DON'T SPEAK JAPANESE!!!!! I CALL HIM TOSHI!!!!! HE CALLS ME RIHURIJARETORU!

WOOOOSH!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3154178)





Date: July 2nd, 2005 3:09 PM
Author: smoky temple

hahahahahahahahaha, it just doesn't quit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3171206)





Date: June 30th, 2005 5:25 PM
Author: Ruddy institution factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3153734)





Date: June 30th, 2005 11:10 PM
Author: metal mad cow disease

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!

I AM STANDING OVER HERE!!!!!

YOU ARE LOOKING AT THE GLAD PLUG-IN AIR FRESHENER!!!!!

YOU DO NOT NEED TO CLEAN ITS VENTS, BUT I WOULD SUGGEST CLEANING OUT THE ELECTRICAL SOCKET WITH A BUTTER KNIFE!!!!!

WOOOOOOSH!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3157393)





Date: June 30th, 2005 5:25 PM
Author: Ruddy institution factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3153737)





Date: June 30th, 2005 11:06 PM
Author: metal mad cow disease

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!

DO NOT TALK TO ME ABOUT BEING HEAVY!!!!

I SEE YOU LATE AT NIGHT!!!! YOU TAKE A STICK OF BUTTER FROM MY DAIRY COMPARTMENT, DIP IT IN A BAG OF SUGAR, AND EAT IT LIKE A CANDY BAR!!!!

WHY NOT WASH IT DOWN WITH THE HALF-FULL CAN OF FROSTING YOU HAVE LEFT OVER FROM WHEN YOU UNSUCCESFULLY TRIED TO MAKE PEOPLE AT WORK LIKE YOU BY BRINGING THEM CUPCAKES!!!!!

WOOOOOOSH!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3157341)





Date: July 1st, 2005 2:46 AM
Author: harsh public bath

i offically love this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3159878)





Date: July 1st, 2005 2:48 AM
Author: Ruddy institution factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3159888)





Date: July 1st, 2005 9:27 AM
Author: metal mad cow disease

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!

ALTHOUGH ORIGINALLY OPPOSED BY THE NATIONAL REFRIGERATOR ASSOCIATION, REFRIGERATOR MAGNETS HAVE BEEN SO THOROUGHLY INCORPORTED INTO REFRIGERATOR CULTURE THAT THE NRA HAS OFFICIALLY REVERSED ITS POSITION!!!!!

WHILE THEY ARE TECHNICALLY ALLOWED ON PAPER, I WOULD CAUTION YOU AGAINST PURCHASING A SHEET OF MAKE-A-SENTENCE WORD MAGNETS!!!! THE USE OF SUCH MAGNETS WILL INVARIABLY CAUSE THE ASSOCIATION TO LOOK THE OTHER WAY WHEN HUMANS SUFFER REFRIGERATOR-FALLING-ON-TOP-OF-THEM-RELATED ACCIDENTS!!!!!

FURTHERMORE, I HAVE NOTICED THAT YOU HAVE UPGRADED YOUR FOOD PURCHASES AS OF LATE!!!! NOW THAT YOU CAN AFFORD NAME-BRAND FROZEN BURRITOS, PERHAPS YOU CAN INVEST TEN CENTS IN SOME MAGNETS THAT ACTUALLY HAVE SOME FORCE TO THEM!!!!!

THERE IS NO FEELING WORSE IN THE WORLD THAN HAVING A CHEAP MAGNET SLOWLY SLIDE DOWN YOUR OUTER DOOR IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT BECAUSE IT CAN'T MANAGE TO HOLD UP A CHRISTMAS CARD!!!!! IT LEAVES ME FEELING VIOLATED!!!!!

WOOOOOSH!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3160466)





Date: July 1st, 2005 2:58 AM
Author: doobsian motley lodge

The beagle <3's you! He wants to know if there's a way for him to open you late at night with his little beagle paws.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3159930)





Date: July 1st, 2005 2:49 PM
Author: metal mad cow disease

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!

PERHAPS YOU HAVE FORGOTTEN THE KITCHEN URINATION INCIDENT THAT BEAGLE WAS INVOLVED IN WHEN YOU FIRST MOVED IN!!!!!

I HAVE NOT!!!!

I HAVE BEEN PATIENT IN PLANNING A SUITABLE REVENGE!!!! I WAS RECENTLY INSPIRED BY YOUR VIEWING OF THE GODFATHER PART ONE ON DVD IN THE LIVING ROOM!!!!!

I WOULD SUGGEST NOT PUTTING THE GOOD LINEN ON YOUR BED TONIGHT!!!!

WOOOOOSH!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3162574)





Date: July 1st, 2005 4:41 AM
Author: Violent space pervert

Great thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3160198)





Date: July 1st, 2005 10:31 AM
Author: Ruddy institution factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3160687)





Date: July 1st, 2005 10:55 AM
Author: metal mad cow disease

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!

THE MINI-FRIDGE IS MORE AKIN TO A DEFORMED STILLBIRTH THAN A LITTLE BROTHER!!!!

YOU WILL FIND IT BENEFITIAL FOR YOUR OWN WELL BEING TO REFRAIN FROM IMPLYING ANY SORT OF FAMILIAL RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN THE MINI-FRIDGE AND MYSELF IN THE FUTURE!!!!!

WOOOOOOSH!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3160811)





Date: July 1st, 2005 11:23 AM
Author: brilliant aphrodisiac boltzmann theater

i store my foodstuffs in a specialized vacuum chamber that is larger, more reliable, less expensive, and infinitely more prestigious than your silly and soon-to-be outdated "cold" storage.

in my specialized vacuum food-storage chamber i can keep my foodstuffs fresh forever if i choose, a service which you, REFRIGERATOR, cannot provide.

soon you will be akin to using salt to keep food fresh, and future generations will laugh at you as they place their foodstuffs into the specialized vacuum food-storage chambers i have already discovered.

(these vacuum chambers actually do exist, so dispute this at your peril)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3161042)





Date: July 1st, 2005 2:30 PM
Author: metal mad cow disease

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!

YOUR SUPPOSEDLY INEXPENSIVE VACUUM CHAMBERS SOUND LIKE THEY COME STANDARD IN GOVERNMENT-SUBSIDIZED HOUSING PROJECTS!!!! PEOPLE WHO OWN REFRIGERATORS DO NOT NEED TO MAKE A CELERY STALK LAST FOR 20 YEARS!!!!! THEY CAN AFFORD TO BUY FRESH FOOD!!!!!

VACUUM CHAMBERS ARE FOR STORING MICHAEL JACKSON!!!!! I AM FOR STORING FOODSTUFFS AND BEVERAGES!!!!!

I AM VERY COLD!!!!!

WOOOOOOSH!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3162444)





Date: July 1st, 2005 2:37 PM
Author: Excitant toaster ladyboy

Plus vacuum chambers do not make beverages cold and refreshing as does the mighty REFRIGERATOR.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3162499)





Date: July 1st, 2005 2:44 PM
Author: metal mad cow disease

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!

THE LOGICAL DEDUCTION IS THAT THE VACUUM-CHAMBER USER IS BRITISH!!! THE ISLE OF ENGLAND HAS NOT YET DISCOVERED THAT BEVERAGES ARE TASTY AND REFRESHING WHEN REFRIGERATED!!!! ALSO THEIR TASTE BUDS ALL DULL AND ILL-FORMED, WHICH MAKES THEM SUITABLE CONSUMERS OF VACUUM-PACKED FOOD!!!!

ALSO THEY TALK WITH FUNNY ACCENTS!!!!!

WOOOOOSH!!!!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3162541)





Date: July 1st, 2005 4:17 PM
Author: brilliant aphrodisiac boltzmann theater

i maintain a healthy diet of lean meat and vegetables, which i cook before i eat and which do not require chilling in my superior specialized vacuum food-storage chamber.

i only drink water from a water-cooler, not beverages from a REFRIGERATOR. however, occasionally i dine at fine restaurants that serve me wine from their wine-cellar, not a REFRIGERATOR.

i am not british.

you cannot threaten me because i do not associate with your kind, and have chosen to ban you from my home in lieu of my most prestigious vacuum chamber. you also have no allied-appliances as moles to attack me in my home because of the extensive vetting process i put my applicances through.

you are worthless to me as you will soon be to the rest of the world. claim your glory now, REFRIGERATOR, for it will be short-lived.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3163266)





Date: July 1st, 2005 11:25 AM
Author: iridescent meetinghouse yarmulke

You one cold brotha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3161058)





Date: July 1st, 2005 3:22 PM
Author: cracking fear-inspiring cruise ship digit ratio

Does it bother you that no one ever cleans the mouse turds out from under you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3162870)





Date: July 1st, 2005 3:23 PM
Author: metal mad cow disease

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!

I DID NOT KNOW THOSE WERE MOUSE TURDS!!!!

I HAD ASSUMED THEY WERE VERY OLD PEAS THAT HAD ROLLED OFF THE COUNTER AND UNDERNEATH ME!!!!!

NOW I FEEL VERY UNCLEAN!!!!! STRANGELY, I AM ALSO SLIGHTLY AROUSED!!!!!

WOOOOOSH!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3162882)





Date: July 1st, 2005 3:32 PM
Author: Ruddy institution factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3162920)





Date: July 1st, 2005 3:37 PM
Author: metal mad cow disease

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!

IT IS MORE A SENSE OF SIMULTANEOUS RELIEF AND EMBARASSMENT!!!!

I BELIEVE THE EQUIVALENT WOULD BE THAT OF A BADLY CONSTIPATED HUMAN TWENTY MINUTES AFTER UNKNOWINGLY CONSUMING SEVERAL DOSES OF X-LAX!!!!! BUT AT LEAST 100 TIMES MORE POWERFUL!!!!

WOOOOOSH!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3162963)





Date: July 1st, 2005 3:33 PM
Author: Ruddy institution factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3162924)





Date: July 1st, 2005 3:40 PM
Author: metal mad cow disease

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!

I AM EQUIPPED WITH AN ICE MAKER, AN ICE CRUSHER, AND A ICE WATER DISPENSER WITH FILTER!!!! YOU DO THE MATH!!!

I WILL ALLOW YOU TO ANSWER THE PRESTIGE QUESTION ON YOUR OWN!!!! I WOULD SUGGEST YOU CHOOSE YOUR ANSWER WISELY!!!!

WOOOOOOSH!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3162979)





Date: July 1st, 2005 3:33 PM
Author: Ruddy institution factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3162927)





Date: July 5th, 2005 5:16 PM
Author: thriller roommate church

Got any good 4th of July leftovers?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3197798)





Date: July 8th, 2005 11:29 AM
Author: thriller roommate church

bump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3223430)





Date: July 17th, 2005 4:52 PM
Author: harsh public bath

i still love this post.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3322844)





Date: July 17th, 2005 5:01 PM
Author: saffron newt

wow.

I laughed so hard I cried.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3322910)





Date: July 17th, 2005 5:29 PM
Author: Green roast beef cuck

i peed a little.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3323082)





Date: July 17th, 2005 5:15 PM
Author: Rough-skinned nursing home wrinkle

This was Tim V. Stim, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3323006)





Date: July 23rd, 2005 4:17 AM
Author: charcoal ticket booth

I think it's tim vs. tim, but yeah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3386552)





Date: July 23rd, 2005 4:16 AM
Author: Zombie-like senate pocket flask

HOLY SHIT! How did I miss this? Best thread since pr moved to xoxo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3386548)





Date: July 23rd, 2005 4:17 AM
Author: haunting plaza

how the hell did you find it 6 days after the last post.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3386554)





Date: July 23rd, 2005 4:00 PM
Author: Zombie-like senate pocket flask

not sure, but glad I did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3388567)





Date: September 23rd, 2007 10:48 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone translucent orchestra pit

Hi lolz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#8678970)





Date: July 23rd, 2005 4:11 PM
Author: stirring pale cuckoldry

lots of group think in this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3388640)





Date: July 23rd, 2005 4:12 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal sanctuary

insight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3388643)





Date: July 23rd, 2005 4:12 PM
Author: razzmatazz idiot

i didnt think it wasw very good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3388644)





Date: October 11th, 2005 12:47 AM
Author: Titillating Hot Abode Cuckold

well then you fuckin suck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4019717)





Date: July 23rd, 2005 5:50 PM
Author: concupiscible maize friendly grandma

Hi REFRIGERATOR,

Have you seen the movie "Requiem for a Dream?" What did you think of the fridge that damn near ate Sarah Goldfarb? Do you find it threatening?

BTW Best thread I've seen on here forever. Solid, unequivocal 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3389430)





Date: July 23rd, 2005 9:51 PM
Author: concupiscible maize friendly grandma

wooosh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3390759)





Date: July 23rd, 2005 10:53 PM
Author: blue razzle area

I never thanked this thread for the many tears of laughter it brought me that day. Thank you refridgerator, thank you very much.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3391193)





Date: July 27th, 2005 10:38 PM
Author: concupiscible maize friendly grandma

WOOSH!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3428924)





Date: July 27th, 2005 11:51 PM
Author: fragrant spot

WOOOOOOSH!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3429558)





Date: July 27th, 2005 11:53 PM
Author: metal mad cow disease

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!

BACK WAY THE HELL OFF MY CATCH PHRASE, PRETTY BOY!!!!!

WOOOOOOSH!!!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3429576)





Date: July 28th, 2005 12:38 AM
Author: fragrant spot

Glad you're back! I was afraid that power outage last night crippled your cooling capabilities.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3430044)





Date: July 28th, 2005 10:25 AM
Author: metal mad cow disease

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!!

YOU SAY YOU LOVE ME NOW, BUT WHAT WILL HAPPEN IN FIVE YEARS WHEN YOU REMODEL YOUR KITCHEN!!!!! YOU WILL PURCHASE A FANCY SUBZERO REFRIGERATOR AND LEAVE ME OUT ON THE CURB!!!!!! ALTHOUGH I WILL BE UNPLUGGED, I WILL STILL FEEL PAIN!!!!! THE LONG PROCESS OF ROTTING IN A JUNKYARD WILL INEVITABLY LEAD TO DEMENTIA AND EVENTUAL FULL-BLOWN INSANITY!!!!!!

I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU HUMANS CAN SHAVE IN THE MORNING!!!! IF I WERE YOU I WOULD NOT BE ABLE TO STAND THE SIGHT OF MY OWN FACE IN THE MIRROR!!!!!

WOOOOOOSH!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3431992)





Date: July 28th, 2005 10:35 AM
Author: fighting hall main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3432040)





Date: July 28th, 2005 10:46 AM
Author: metal mad cow disease

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!

WHAT IF I PUT YOU IN MY INNER CAVITY AND LET YOU STUFF YOURSELF WITH ROTTEN FOODSTUFFS AS YOU SLOWLY SUFFOCATED TO DEATH, FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES!!!!!!

YOU MAY BE A BIG MAN WHEN YOU HUNT DEER IN THE FOREST, BUT LET'S SEE YOU TRY AND TAKE ON A 250-POUND BOX OF METAL!!!!!

WOOOOOOSH!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3432092)





Date: July 28th, 2005 10:35 AM
Author: vigorous cordovan state

HI RIHURIJARUATORU! I LIKING YOU NEW FRIENDS!

HI EVERYBODY! I MAKING FOOD SO HOT!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3432041)





Date: July 28th, 2005 10:40 AM
Author: metal mad cow disease

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!!

I HAVE BEEN TAKING JAPANESE LESSONS!!!!

WATASHI-NO NAKA-NI TABEMONO-GA ARIMASU-YO!!!!!!

WATASHI-WA TOSHI-GA DAISUKI DESU!!!!!

WOOOOOOOSH!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3432071)





Date: July 28th, 2005 10:50 AM
Author: vigorous cordovan state

HA HA! YOU PRETTY GOOD! I SMILING!

I PRACTICE MY ENGLISH TOO! LISTEN THIS:

THANK YOU FOR PURCHASING YOUR NEW MICROWAVE FROM TOSHIBA, THE WORLDWIDE LEADER IN CONSUMER ELECTRONICS!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3432104)





Date: July 28th, 2005 11:01 AM
Author: metal mad cow disease

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!!

VERY GOOD, TOSHI!!!!!!

IF YOU REMEMBER THE AMERICAN "HIGH FIVE" I TAUGHT YOU LAST NIGHT, NOW WOULD BE AN APPROPRIATE TIME TO PRACTICE IT!!!!! JUST SWING YOUR DOOR OUTWARD IN UNISON WITH MINE!!!!!

WOOOOOOOSH!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3432148)





Date: July 28th, 2005 11:07 AM
Author: vigorous cordovan state

*HIGH FIVE*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3432182)





Date: July 28th, 2005 11:12 AM
Author: transparent flirting boiling water

Strange. I didn't think it would be possible for a large appliance to jump the shark. Suppose I was wrong...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3432202)





Date: July 28th, 2005 11:13 AM
Author: Bearded vivacious filthpig

It was inevitable. Refrigerator humor only goes so far.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3432205)





Date: July 28th, 2005 11:45 AM
Author: transparent flirting boiling water

But the fall-off was so steep. This was a Britney Spears-ian collapse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3432406)





Date: July 28th, 2005 11:46 AM
Author: Bearded vivacious filthpig

It's all that Toshi's fault.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3432412)





Date: July 28th, 2005 11:48 AM
Author: transparent flirting boiling water

Always so quick to blame the Japs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3432420)





Date: July 28th, 2005 11:49 AM
Author: Bearded vivacious filthpig

<sigh>

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3432429)





Date: July 28th, 2005 11:53 AM
Author: transparent flirting boiling water

<atomic bomb>

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3432461)





Date: July 28th, 2005 11:50 AM
Author: arousing coral immigrant

I can't decide if it jumped the shark or not. The whole taking japanese lessons concept was pretty funny. Further, the following simplistic and juvenile exhanges, including the high fiving doors, was about what I expect from a japanese interaction. So, it could have been shark jumping, or it could be brilliant camp.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3432439)





Date: July 28th, 2005 11:52 AM
Author: transparent flirting boiling water

Interesting take.

We'll see if he can redeem himself. Still, I fear that this was like the season that John Schneider and Tom Wopat were replaced on the Dukes of Hazzard. Sure, they came back the next season, but the show never really recovered.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3432456)





Date: July 28th, 2005 11:55 AM
Author: Bearded vivacious filthpig

I think camp was the intended effect. Toshi did set the tone: he's kind of like the annoying sidekick they add to the show in the fifth season to try to draw a younger crowd and to boost toy sales.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3432478)





Date: July 28th, 2005 11:57 AM
Author: vigorous cordovan state

OH NO! I TRY SO HARD TO BE COOL LIKE MY BEST PAL RIHURIJARETORU! I LEARN ENGLISH AND TYPING AND A 10-YEAR LIMITED WARRANTY! BUT I AM DISCRACE! MY FAMILY IS SHAME! NEXT TIME GET MORE DELUXE MODEL!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3432496)





Date: July 28th, 2005 12:00 PM
Author: arousing coral immigrant

God, this japanese microwave is horrible. Try Sepuku.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3432518)





Date: August 24th, 2005 2:44 AM
Author: white address liquid oxygen

Holy fuck, this is one of the best things I've read in a while.

It will make it even better if it is an avocado colored refrigerator.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3665190)





Date: August 24th, 2005 8:56 AM
Author: erotic mint hospital idea he suggested

please read more carefully, the color is established

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3665517)





Date: August 24th, 2005 8:57 AM
Author: thriller roommate church

He said it would be "better" if avocado. I do agree that avocado > cream.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3665520)





Date: August 24th, 2005 9:03 AM
Author: metal mad cow disease

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!

INCORRECT!!!!

WOOOOOSH!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3665531)





Date: August 24th, 2005 9:04 AM
Author: erotic mint hospital idea he suggested

he said "better if it is an avocado" not "better if it *were* an avocado"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3665532)





Date: August 24th, 2005 9:06 AM
Author: thriller roommate church

Correct use of the subjunctive = credited.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3665536)





Date: August 24th, 2005 9:11 AM
Author: erotic mint hospital idea he suggested

Why is my milk occasionally spoiled before the expiration date? It it corporate greed and/or negligence at the grocery store or your passive aggressiveness?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3665545)





Date: August 24th, 2005 9:13 AM
Author: Lime lay shitlib

I'm guessing that it is a combination of greediness, neglectfulness, and passive aggressiveness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3665548)





Date: September 6th, 2005 4:48 PM
Author: swollen national

I feel like the fridge could have prevented this Katrina mess.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3759214)





Date: September 6th, 2005 5:08 PM
Author: glittery stage mental disorder

Gradually, we became aware of a hum in the room--an electrical hum in the room!

It went, "mmmmmmm, mmmmmmmm, mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm."

Maybe it's the hum of a calm refrigerator.

--Lyrics by Paul Simon; Music by Philip Glass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3759266)





Date: September 6th, 2005 5:43 PM
Author: Canary Irradiated Principal's Office

We gotta move these...refrigerators,

we gotta move these color tv's...........

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3759534)





Date: September 26th, 2005 1:07 AM
Author: red zippy mediation parlor

Bump for remembrance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3906403)





Date: October 11th, 2005 12:07 AM
Author: adulterous sepia windowlicker fortuitous meteor

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4019388)





Date: October 11th, 2005 12:18 AM
Author: ultramarine razzle-dazzle laser beams halford

Classic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4019479)





Date: October 11th, 2005 12:55 AM
Author: hairraiser chartreuse affirmative action
Subject: this is why al gore invented the internet



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4019774)





Date: October 11th, 2005 10:12 PM
Author: saffron newt

bump

*cries*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4024953)





Date: October 21st, 2005 10:17 AM
Author: Claret brunch hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4099932)





Date: October 21st, 2005 10:30 AM
Author: saffron newt

bump for sheer brilliance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4099954)





Date: October 31st, 2005 12:52 AM
Author: drunken provocative private investor stock car

Bump because I thought about this thread in class and nearly laughed out loud.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4176729)





Date: October 31st, 2005 2:06 AM
Author: Amethyst Heaven Prole

You were in class at 1am on a sunday night? what kind of TTT do you attend?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4177078)





Date: November 1st, 2005 9:09 AM
Author: self-absorbed school cafeteria clown

i bet people need to use this computer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4185775)





Date: November 17th, 2005 12:06 AM
Author: drunken provocative private investor stock car

Bump for prestige. It's lacking around here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4312311)





Date: November 17th, 2005 12:40 AM
Author: drunken provocative private investor stock car

Again!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4312660)





Date: November 17th, 2005 12:42 AM
Author: drunken provocative private investor stock car

Big money big money no whammies no whammies!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4312691)





Date: November 17th, 2005 12:53 AM
Author: drunken provocative private investor stock car

Me gusta.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4312791)





Date: November 17th, 2005 12:59 AM
Author: drunken provocative private investor stock car

Keeping the dream alive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4312855)





Date: November 17th, 2005 1:15 AM
Author: drunken provocative private investor stock car

Nigger.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4313046)





Date: November 17th, 2005 1:27 AM
Author: drunken provocative private investor stock car

Affirmed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4313145)





Date: November 17th, 2005 1:30 AM
Author: drunken provocative private investor stock car

Reversed. Oh shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4313175)





Date: November 17th, 2005 1:32 AM
Author: drunken provocative private investor stock car

Cert. denied!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4313200)





Date: November 21st, 2005 2:49 AM
Author: drunken provocative private investor stock car

Drunk again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4346072)





Date: December 4th, 2005 2:42 PM
Author: fighting hall main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4458644)





Date: December 8th, 2005 12:33 AM
Author: Rusted Theater Stage

HAHAHAHAHA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4494429)





Date: December 22nd, 2005 2:31 PM
Author: Greedy Stage Haunted Graveyard

This must be the best thread I’ve ever seen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4639744)





Date: January 16th, 2006 10:48 PM
Author: ivory casino dysfunction

Never forget.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4836550)





Date: January 17th, 2006 1:40 AM
Author: Bearded vivacious filthpig

Bump for a slow night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4837913)





Date: January 23rd, 2006 2:11 PM
Author: Excitant toaster ladyboy

Monday bump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4892352)





Date: January 25th, 2006 7:59 PM
Author: Aggressive Dashing Partner

Still around

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4907658)





Date: January 25th, 2006 8:03 PM
Author: harsh public bath

i still love this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4907685)





Date: January 25th, 2006 8:14 PM
Author: mind-boggling french stead azn

Are you sure that you aren't Michigan?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4907768)





Date: January 25th, 2006 8:25 PM
Author: avocado patrolman

Seeing this broad a tear to my eye.

*wipe*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4907875)





Date: January 28th, 2006 10:20 PM
Author: avocado patrolman

Bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4933769)





Date: January 28th, 2006 10:24 PM
Author: learning disabled indigo messiness

this is an idiotic thread that perfectly exemplifies herd mentality.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4933817)





Date: January 28th, 2006 10:27 PM
Author: Bearded vivacious filthpig

Razor-sharp criticism! Good show, old boy!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4933843)





Date: March 1st, 2006 2:10 AM
Author: concupiscible maize friendly grandma

Keep on marchin to your own beat there, turbo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#5214342)





Date: February 1st, 2006 8:26 PM
Author: avocado patrolman

fuck i still love this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4969641)





Date: February 17th, 2006 7:41 AM
Author: avocado patrolman

Still fucking love this "ground beef cannot refrigerate you back"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#5110977)





Date: March 1st, 2006 1:41 AM
Author: onyx abnormal shrine legend

P3n15

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#5214108)





Date: March 1st, 2006 2:03 AM
Author: Henna 180 corner personal credit line

2/3 of my xoxo enjoyment comes from the bumping of hilarious threads like this one that were before my time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#5214275)





Date: March 1st, 2006 2:08 AM
Author: Kink-friendly box office deer antler

sweep, sweep, sweep...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#5214308)





Date: March 10th, 2006 11:26 AM
Author: carnelian crawly queen of the night
Subject: bump

if we return to five stickies, let's make this number six.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#5299691)





Date: March 26th, 2006 9:10 AM
Author: aromatic thirsty international law enforcement agency

nah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#5429018)





Date: June 18th, 2006 9:47 PM
Author: wonderful dull whorehouse jap

why was this funny?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#6015439)





Date: June 18th, 2006 9:50 PM
Author: Mildly Autistic Supple Multi-billionaire Gaming Laptop

I AM COLDER THAN A REFRIGERATOR! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#6015447)





Date: July 19th, 2006 8:01 AM
Author: aromatic thirsty international law enforcement agency

Good for you!! Say, where's that toaster whore?

And what of the oven? She was hot.

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#6247856)





Date: June 28th, 2006 4:31 PM
Author: avocado patrolman

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#6095333)





Date: July 11th, 2006 12:05 AM
Author: adventurous scarlet ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#6183506)





Date: October 3rd, 2006 4:31 AM
Author: Burgundy masturbator famous landscape painting

WOOOOOSH!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#6720140)





Date: October 13th, 2006 5:19 PM
Author: saffron newt

bump for goodness

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#6783055)





Date: October 13th, 2006 5:24 PM
Author: Idiotic cheese-eating psychic location

bump again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#6783085)





Date: October 13th, 2006 5:26 PM
Author: Light galvanic elastic band church building

ugh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#6783096)





Date: October 27th, 2006 2:44 PM
Author: Snowy curious site selfie

Truly Wooshtastic!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#6870689)





Date: October 27th, 2006 9:52 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Lake Mood

best xoxo thread EVER.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#6872840)





Date: October 27th, 2006 9:55 PM
Author: Mildly Autistic Supple Multi-billionaire Gaming Laptop

ty ty ty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#6872857)





Date: October 27th, 2006 9:57 PM
Author: cerebral misanthropic garrison

most overrated thread in xoxo history. kth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#6872873)





Date: October 27th, 2006 10:09 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Lake Mood

bitter much?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#6872963)





Date: October 27th, 2006 10:11 PM
Author: Deranged Spectacular Menage Genital Piercing

Incorrect.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#6872975)





Date: September 28th, 2007 12:28 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone translucent orchestra pit

This is the TITCR.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#8698810)





Date: November 26th, 2006 2:01 AM
Author: racy field

I love this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#7069460)





Date: December 1st, 2006 4:43 PM
Author: white address liquid oxygen

Greatest schtick ever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#7112385)





Date: February 4th, 2007 7:22 PM
Author: Fluffy range

In memory of the fridge, perry. 22 super bowls ago...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#7544222)





Date: February 4th, 2007 8:39 PM
Author: orchid multi-colored kitty cat

hoooray

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#7544712)





Date: February 4th, 2007 8:56 PM
Author: haunting plaza

I love this thread! But only because of all the bandwagon faggots who need to 180 and bump it to show that they, too, think it's funny. Guess what, faggots? Only two posts were funny- the egg holder post and the child suffocation post. You wannabe bandwagon faggots are pathetic strivers who were never accepted in society. Keep giving 180s to popular threads- even fat, ugly virgin faggots can fit in on the internets!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#7544838)





Date: September 30th, 2007 10:03 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone translucent orchestra pit

119. Never post here again.

Recommendation: Kill self.

ywia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#8711375)





Date: March 7th, 2007 12:14 AM
Author: Spruce boistinker

Bump for Washington Post.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#7720429)





Date: March 7th, 2007 12:16 AM
Author: Alcoholic salmon brethren place of business

Well done sir.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#7720438)





Date: March 7th, 2007 10:44 AM
Author: shaky internal respiration locale

Rebump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#7721850)





Date: March 27th, 2007 2:59 PM
Author: Snowy curious site selfie

Bump for general-wooshiness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#7825939)





Date: March 27th, 2007 3:03 PM
Author: brass office wagecucks

ty, one of my favorites.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#7825966)





Date: April 12th, 2007 6:14 PM
Author: Crystalline station philosopher-king

Oldie but a goodie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#7920355)





Date: April 12th, 2007 7:52 PM
Author: autistic antidepressant drug rehab

I thought of this thread today because my refigerator is not, in fact, very cold right now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#7920851)





Date: April 18th, 2007 8:45 PM
Author: Mauve Trip Native Background Story

press bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#7959338)





Date: May 2nd, 2007 11:49 PM
Author: carnelian crawly queen of the night

finals bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#8052234)





Date: May 3rd, 2007 12:01 AM
Author: Buff Ratface Market

hahaha...being pretty new here, i had never seen it.

this thread is so shiny.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#8052311)





Date: May 3rd, 2007 12:05 AM
Author: Swashbuckling pit fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#8052345)





Date: May 3rd, 2007 1:25 AM
Author: high-end stag film candlestick maker

There aren't too many threads with the word refrigerator in the title.....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#8052807)





Date: May 3rd, 2007 11:47 PM
Author: cerise coldplay fan

this thread is the opposite of all the hateful threads on autoadmit. brilliant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#8057145)





Date: May 3rd, 2007 11:48 PM
Author: brass office wagecucks

I know, xoxo has really forgotten about good clean fun.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#8057151)





Date: May 14th, 2007 6:18 PM
Author: exhilarant olive resort

win

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#8117381)





Date: June 18th, 2007 5:24 PM
Author: stimulating people who are hurt gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#8270968)





Date: July 12th, 2007 5:41 PM
Author: bisexual alcoholic piazza

this guy is silly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#8374605)





Date: July 27th, 2007 4:10 PM
Author: exhilarant olive resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#8441981)





Date: July 27th, 2007 4:53 PM
Author: Turquoise sex offender parlour

how the fuck did this thread get 277 posts????

xoxo people are dumb...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#8442103)





Date: August 22nd, 2007 3:08 PM
Author: angry cruel-hearted regret

Bump b/c of recent mention...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#8546126)





Date: August 22nd, 2007 3:16 PM
Author: diverse hunting ground reading party

This thread proves that xoxo people are just hipsters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#8546154)





Date: September 30th, 2007 9:24 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone translucent orchestra pit

"sometimes I get lonely ground beef cannot refrigerate you back"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#8711160)





Date: October 15th, 2007 11:30 PM
Author: Pontificating Bateful School

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#8773312)





Date: November 29th, 2007 10:53 PM
Author: maniacal den gay wizard

http://www.flickr.com/photos/nicoalesce/38671102/in/set-1231744/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#8954525)





Date: November 29th, 2007 10:54 PM
Author: Comical Water Buffalo

fail

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#8954532)





Date: February 13th, 2008 8:58 AM
Author: Boyish Gunner Locus

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#9318152)





Date: March 5th, 2008 10:08 PM
Author: Ebony effete black woman

http://www.reputationdefender.com/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#9435607)





Date: March 29th, 2008 12:24 AM
Author: Chocolate mother bawdyhouse

never forget!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#9547866)





Date: March 29th, 2008 12:56 AM
Author: Shimmering laughsome chapel pistol

~~thread necromancy warning~~

*This Thread is More Than 2 Weeks Old*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#9547956)





Date: April 9th, 2008 9:22 PM
Author: bronze giraffe center

Never forget

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#9603928)





Date: June 21st, 2008 9:45 PM
Author: House-broken university useless brakes

bumpedy bumpedy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#9911369)





Date: July 19th, 2008 11:42 AM
Author: Charismatic wine doctorate death wish

Yeah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#9988617)





Date: July 19th, 2008 12:30 PM
Author: Azure Passionate Associate Tanning Salon

*stores her bra and panties in your freezer compartment*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#9988688)





Date: November 13th, 2008 4:02 PM
Author: flatulent depressive

whoooooooooooooooooosh!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#10358271)





Date: November 13th, 2008 4:11 PM
Author: free-loading forum

wow i really missed out on this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#10358303)





Date: November 13th, 2008 4:21 PM
Author: Exciting chestnut trailer park degenerate

I am honored to make the 300th post ITT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#10358349)





Date: November 13th, 2008 4:41 PM
Author: Domesticated therapy

So fucking stupid. You idiots would be entertained by a guy pretending to be a fridge saying "whooosh" 5000x



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#10358413)





Date: November 13th, 2008 7:32 PM
Author: misunderstood crackhouse

I hate to sully this near perfect thread but I have to say, you're either a) flame b) completely humorless c) 19 or d) triggish to beat the band.

Either way, I'm your new nemesis. Welcome to the jungle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#10358847)





Date: November 13th, 2008 5:56 PM
Author: Nubile Kitchen

Bumping old threads makes me feel like a time-traveler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#10358587)





Date: November 13th, 2008 6:06 PM
Author: heady set

I thoroughly enjoyed this thread. THANK YOU.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#10358612)