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I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!! I AM VERY COLD!!! WOOOOOSH!!!!!!

WOOOOOOOOSH!!!
iridescent massive circlehead school
  06/29/05
Are you a top or bottom?
Mind-boggling Old Irish Cottage
  06/29/05
WOOOOOOOOOSH!!!!
iridescent massive circlehead school
  06/29/05
The freezer gives it to you like the bitch that you are, doe...
Mind-boggling Old Irish Cottage
  06/29/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!! MY INTERNAL LIGHT IS SHUT OFF WHE...
iridescent massive circlehead school
  06/29/05
You're fat.
Mind-boggling Old Irish Cottage
  06/29/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!! MY LARGE CAPACITY IS VERY PRESTIG...
iridescent massive circlehead school
  06/29/05
Damn. A+
Mind-boggling Old Irish Cottage
  06/29/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!! I DO NOT RECEIVE GRADES!!! I A...
iridescent massive circlehead school
  06/29/05
180
henna ladyboy crotch
  06/29/05
Do you have a spacious vegetable crisper?
Bateful native boiling water
  06/29/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!! I HAVE TWO SPACIOUS VEGETABLE CRI...
iridescent massive circlehead school
  06/29/05
180
Bright corner
  06/29/05
...
startled principal's office
  06/29/05
Yes, I laughed out loud
Stirring gaped jewess base
  06/29/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!! I AM NOT AN AIR CONDITIONER!!!!!...
iridescent massive circlehead school
  06/29/05
I just got you confused with a different poster. Are you ...
Stirring gaped jewess base
  06/29/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!! I AM NOT A CHILDREN'S BOOK BY DR...
iridescent massive circlehead school
  06/29/05
I did this my first week in my new place. I had been so good...
appetizing generalized bond
  06/29/05
...I am a grocery bag...
Disturbing Fiercely-loyal Set
  06/29/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!! GROCERY BAGS ARE USELESS AFTER T...
iridescent massive circlehead school
  06/29/05
more feces is rolling in his grave.
marvelous party of the first part
  06/29/05
It's a sad day when this is one of the most active threads.
adventurous church
  06/29/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!! I AM MORE PRESTIGIOUS THAN YOU!!...
iridescent massive circlehead school
  06/29/05
This is the best thread in months.
appetizing generalized bond
  06/29/05
May I have some ice cream?
Electric candlestick maker
  06/29/05
he is NOT a freezer
Stirring gaped jewess base
  06/29/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!! THANK YOU FOR ASKING NICELY!!!! ...
iridescent massive circlehead school
  06/29/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!! UNLIKE THE ICEBOXES OF YORE, I C...
iridescent massive circlehead school
  06/29/05
There's never anything worth eating here.
Disturbing Fiercely-loyal Set
  06/29/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!! I DO NOT DO YOUR SHOPPING FOR YOU...
iridescent massive circlehead school
  06/29/05
Do you have an ice and water dispenser in the door? If so, c...
Bateful native boiling water
  06/29/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!! I HAVE A CONVENIENT ICE MAKER AND...
iridescent massive circlehead school
  06/29/05
"REFRIGATORIAL" Always worth a bump.
magical obsidian volcanic crater
  06/21/08
This is the best schtick in ages. The part about the plas...
Bright corner
  06/29/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!! AT NIGHT SOMETIMES I GET LONELY...
iridescent massive circlehead school
  06/29/05
do you have one of those compartments for storing canned sod...
Bright corner
  06/29/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!! MAYBE IF YOU PURCHASED BRAND-NAME...
iridescent massive circlehead school
  06/29/05
I buy the 24 packs, which unfortunately haven't come in refr...
Bright corner
  06/29/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!! WHY DO YOU SHOP AT COSTCO!!!!! ...
iridescent massive circlehead school
  06/29/05
Every grocery store sells soda in 24 packs. I shop at Foo...
Bright corner
  06/29/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!! I WAS GOING TO INSULT YOU, BUT Y...
iridescent massive circlehead school
  06/29/05
180. Really well-played so far.
Insanely creepy glassy resort
  06/29/05
Agreed. The first legitimate non-watered down 180 in a long ...
appetizing generalized bond
  06/29/05
This is a very prestigious thread. Very creative. Reminds...
flatulent knife stain
  06/29/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!! YOUR KINDERGARTEN FANTASIES HAVE...
iridescent massive circlehead school
  06/29/05
Yes, leftover meat inside of you is a very pleasurable feeli...
appetizing generalized bond
  06/29/05
Unless you are a Sub-Z (preferrably a twin), you are decided...
Bateful native boiling water
  06/29/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!! IF I WERE YOU I WOULD NOT CONTINU...
iridescent massive circlehead school
  06/29/05
191
Mind-boggling Old Irish Cottage
  06/29/05
This is my favorite.
pink glittery legend
  06/29/05
That is a strong 180. Sort of the opposite of the "Giv...
swashbuckling internal respiration yarmulke
  06/29/05
You've just inspired me to write a children's book about thi...
pink glittery legend
  06/30/05
I can't believe I clicked on this thread and I really can't ...
sienna sound barrier antidepressant drug
  06/29/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!! EVERYBODY ENJOYS A COLD BEVERAGE...
iridescent massive circlehead school
  06/29/05
likewise.
Slimy hairraiser new version indian lodge
  06/29/05
Outstanding thread. A++
aquamarine parlor
  06/29/05
best thread all day.
Opaque Den
  06/29/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!! I AM VERY COLD!!!!! IF YOU FIN...
iridescent massive circlehead school
  06/29/05
I laughed. I cried. I hid my face behind a piece of paper. T...
useless temple dragon
  06/29/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!! I AM DESIGNED AROUND A TIMELESS ...
iridescent massive circlehead school
  06/29/05
hahahahahahahahahhahahhah! Agreed. However, I think true whi...
appetizing generalized bond
  06/29/05
Hey, how is your lightbulb holding up? My breaker got tri...
appetizing generalized bond
  06/29/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!! YOU LAZY HUMANS DISGUST ME!!!!!...
iridescent massive circlehead school
  06/29/05
No, you're wrong. I punish myself and you by not eating and ...
appetizing generalized bond
  06/29/05
This is seriously among the best threads in a very long time...
vivacious coiffed affirmative action
  06/29/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!! THE ANSWER TO YOUR QUESTION CON...
iridescent massive circlehead school
  06/29/05
Sometimes I think I have another beer or two inside of you b...
Insanely creepy glassy resort
  06/29/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!! SOMETIMES I GET THIRSTY TOO!!!! ...
iridescent massive circlehead school
  06/29/05
REFRIGERATOR: Quiet down and get back to keeping my beers c...
Bateful native boiling water
  06/29/05
hahaha.
appetizing generalized bond
  06/29/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!! I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY IT!!!!!...
iridescent massive circlehead school
  06/29/05
Fair enough, I take it back. I couldn't handle a kegerator a...
Bateful native boiling water
  06/29/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!! I DEIGN TO ACCEPT YOUR APOLOGY!!!...
iridescent massive circlehead school
  06/29/05
OK, I lost it right about "I WILL TOPPLE OVER AND CRUSH...
Disgusting tanning salon pocket flask
  06/30/05
this really should have been written by FRAT_STUD2LAw
Razzle talking field rigor
  07/23/05
A truly prestigious thread. I'm sorry about the time I wa...
irradiated center fat ankles
  06/29/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!! YOUR APOLOGY IS ACCEPTED!!!! I...
iridescent massive circlehead school
  06/29/05
Bastard. What is your favorite food to have stored inside...
irradiated center fat ankles
  06/29/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!! I MUST ADMIT THAT I AM PARTIAL T...
iridescent massive circlehead school
  06/29/05
also, WHY DO YOU YELL? aren't the new models very quiet?
irradiated center fat ankles
  06/29/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!! IF YOU CANNOT HANDLE MY GOD-LIKE...
iridescent massive circlehead school
  06/29/05
if you battled more feces guy, who would win? you could free...
irradiated center fat ankles
  06/29/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!! THERE WOULD BE NO BATTLE!!!!! ...
iridescent massive circlehead school
  06/29/05
STFU YOU FOOL I KEEP A WHOLE HOUSE CLEAN WHILST YOU WORK ...
embarrassed to the bone really tough guy
  06/29/05
Allow me to break character just long enough to say this isn...
iridescent massive circlehead school
  06/29/05
I thought your shit was funny as well AC
swashbuckling internal respiration yarmulke
  06/29/05
Me too. Just not the racism (or, at least, the unnecessary ...
iridescent massive circlehead school
  06/29/05
Agreed. Well done 'fridge.
swashbuckling internal respiration yarmulke
  06/29/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!! YOUR COMPLIMENT HAS BEEN REGISTE...
iridescent massive circlehead school
  06/29/05
180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 ...
Bistre forum
  06/29/05
I agree
dark provocative national azn
  06/29/05
This is slightly funnier than the originator of this line of...
canary dead masturbator
  06/30/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!! I AM VERY COLD!!!!! MY TEMPER...
iridescent massive circlehead school
  06/30/05
The milk isn't the problem, and the sour cream placement has...
canary dead masturbator
  06/30/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!! YOU HAVE CALLED MY BLUFF!!!!! ...
iridescent massive circlehead school
  06/30/05
*swallowed and subsequently suffocated by refrigerator*
canary dead masturbator
  06/30/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!! *BURP* WOOOOOOSH!!!!!
iridescent massive circlehead school
  06/30/05
In all seriousness, there is a Refrigerator repairman in my ...
Bateful native boiling water
  06/30/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!! LET ME PUT IT TO YOU THIS WAY: DO...
iridescent massive circlehead school
  06/30/05
hahahahahahaha
appetizing generalized bond
  07/02/05
The shelves on your door broke, so now your main cavity is s...
Fishy thriller stage pistol
  06/30/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!! DOESN'T IT STRIKE YOU AS IRONIC ...
iridescent massive circlehead school
  06/30/05
Oh...My...God. One...Fucking...Eighty.
vigorous hyperactive home skinny woman
  06/30/05
Um, thanks. Some people can't even pretend to be a refr...
Fishy thriller stage pistol
  06/30/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!! YOU IMPROPERLY STORE FOODSTUFFS ...
iridescent massive circlehead school
  06/30/05
I changed my mind. This is my new favorite.
pink glittery legend
  06/30/05
"I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!! DOESN'T IT STRIKE YOU AS I...
exciting charcoal whorehouse incel
  07/01/05
Just to be the 100th post.
Mind-boggling Old Irish Cottage
  06/30/05
Shameless bump
Effete Church Building
  07/19/05
Credited.
Mind-boggling Old Irish Cottage
  07/19/05
How often should I clean you?
useless temple dragon
  06/30/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!! AS OFTEN AS YOU WANT, BABY!!!! ...
iridescent massive circlehead school
  06/30/05
Your thoughts on baking soda?
Mind-boggling Old Irish Cottage
  06/30/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!! BAKING SODA IS FOR BAKING, NOT F...
iridescent massive circlehead school
  06/30/05
Man, I knew those Arm & Hammer fuckers were no good. Th...
Mind-boggling Old Irish Cottage
  06/30/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!! YOU ARE WELCOME, BUT YOUR OVERREL...
iridescent massive circlehead school
  06/30/05
This might be my favorite post in the thread.
Doobsian low-t legal warrant weed whacker
  07/19/08
Why does condensation keep forming on your outer doors?
Multi-colored lettuce
  06/30/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!! I AM VERY COLD!!!! WOOOOOSH!!...
iridescent massive circlehead school
  06/30/05
Do you get along with any other kitchen appliances? Do you ...
vivacious coiffed affirmative action
  06/30/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!! I AM A PEACEABLE APPLIANCE BY NA...
iridescent massive circlehead school
  06/30/05
hahahahahahahahaha, it just doesn't quit.
appetizing generalized bond
  07/02/05
...
ocher striped hyena
  06/30/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!! I AM STANDING OVER HERE!!!!! Y...
iridescent massive circlehead school
  06/30/05
...
ocher striped hyena
  06/30/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!! DO NOT TALK TO ME ABOUT BEING HE...
iridescent massive circlehead school
  06/30/05
i offically love this thread.
Opaque Den
  07/01/05
...
ocher striped hyena
  07/01/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!! ALTHOUGH ORIGINALLY OPPOSED BY T...
iridescent massive circlehead school
  07/01/05
The beagle <3's you! He wants to know if there's a way f...
Bistre forum
  07/01/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!! PERHAPS YOU HAVE FORGOTTEN THE KI...
iridescent massive circlehead school
  07/01/05
Great thread.
heady angry macaca
  07/01/05
...
ocher striped hyena
  07/01/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!! THE MINI-FRIDGE IS MORE AKIN TO ...
iridescent massive circlehead school
  07/01/05
i store my foodstuffs in a specialized vacuum chamber that i...
Submissive Beady-eyed Heaven Goyim
  07/01/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!! YOUR SUPPOSEDLY INEXPENSIVE VACU...
iridescent massive circlehead school
  07/01/05
Plus vacuum chambers do not make beverages cold and refreshi...
useless temple dragon
  07/01/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!! THE LOGICAL DEDUCTION IS THAT TH...
iridescent massive circlehead school
  07/01/05
i maintain a healthy diet of lean meat and vegetables, which...
Submissive Beady-eyed Heaven Goyim
  07/01/05
You one cold brotha
180 orchestra pit
  07/01/05
Does it bother you that no one ever cleans the mouse turds o...
peach state wrinkle
  07/01/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!! I DID NOT KNOW THOSE WERE MOUSE T...
iridescent massive circlehead school
  07/01/05
...
ocher striped hyena
  07/01/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!! IT IS MORE A SENSE OF SIMULTANEO...
iridescent massive circlehead school
  07/01/05
...
ocher striped hyena
  07/01/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!! I AM EQUIPPED WITH AN ICE MAKER,...
iridescent massive circlehead school
  07/01/05
...
ocher striped hyena
  07/01/05
Got any good 4th of July leftovers?
vivacious coiffed affirmative action
  07/05/05
bump.
vivacious coiffed affirmative action
  07/08/05
i still love this post.
Opaque Den
  07/17/05
wow. I laughed so hard I cried.
Doobsian low-t legal warrant weed whacker
  07/17/05
i peed a little.
Ebony medicated tank
  07/17/05
This was Tim V. Stim, right?
Disturbing Fiercely-loyal Set
  07/17/05
I think it's tim vs. tim, but yeah.
vigorous hyperactive home skinny woman
  07/23/05
HOLY SHIT! How did I miss this? Best thread since pr moved ...
amethyst misunderstood step-uncle's house bbw
  07/23/05
how the hell did you find it 6 days after the last post.
violent community account faggot firefighter
  07/23/05
not sure, but glad I did.
amethyst misunderstood step-uncle's house bbw
  07/23/05
Hi lolz
Shimmering Talented Chapel Puppy
  09/23/07
lots of group think in this thread
Trip spot roommate
  07/23/05
insight
Arousing theater
  07/23/05
i didnt think it wasw very good.
Bossy sanctuary dopamine
  07/23/05
well then you fuckin suck.
Passionate people who are hurt hissy fit
  10/11/05
Hi REFRIGERATOR, Have you seen the movie "Requiem fo...
sticky underhanded personal credit line
  07/23/05
wooosh
sticky underhanded personal credit line
  07/23/05
I never thanked this thread for the many tears of laughter i...
aphrodisiac alpha dilemma
  07/23/05
WOOSH!
sticky underhanded personal credit line
  07/27/05
WOOOOOOSH!!!
twinkling histrionic organic girlfriend fanboi
  07/27/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!! BACK WAY THE HELL OFF MY CATCH P...
iridescent massive circlehead school
  07/27/05
Glad you're back! I was afraid that power outage last night ...
twinkling histrionic organic girlfriend fanboi
  07/28/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!! YOU SAY YOU LOVE ME NOW, BUT WH...
iridescent massive circlehead school
  07/28/05
...
spectacular international law enforcement agency
  07/28/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!! WHAT IF I PUT YOU IN MY INNER CA...
iridescent massive circlehead school
  07/28/05
HI RIHURIJARUATORU! I LIKING YOU NEW FRIENDS! HI EVERYBODY...
carnelian anal associate
  07/28/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!! I HAVE BEEN TAKING JAPANESE LES...
iridescent massive circlehead school
  07/28/05
HA HA! YOU PRETTY GOOD! I SMILING! I PRACTICE MY ENGLIS...
carnelian anal associate
  07/28/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!! VERY GOOD, TOSHI!!!!!! IF YO...
iridescent massive circlehead school
  07/28/05
*HIGH FIVE*
carnelian anal associate
  07/28/05
Strange. I didn't think it would be possible for a large ap...
claret range telephone
  07/28/05
It was inevitable. Refrigerator humor only goes so far.
Effete Church Building
  07/28/05
But the fall-off was so steep. This was a Britney Spears-ia...
claret range telephone
  07/28/05
It's all that Toshi's fault.
Effete Church Building
  07/28/05
Always so quick to blame the Japs.
claret range telephone
  07/28/05
<sigh>
Effete Church Building
  07/28/05
<atomic bomb>
claret range telephone
  07/28/05
I can't decide if it jumped the shark or not. The whole tak...
Khaki Comical Pozpig Casino
  07/28/05
Interesting take. We'll see if he can redeem himself. St...
claret range telephone
  07/28/05
I think camp was the intended effect. Toshi did set the ton...
Effete Church Building
  07/28/05
OH NO! I TRY SO HARD TO BE COOL LIKE MY BEST PAL RIHURIJARE...
carnelian anal associate
  07/28/05
God, this japanese microwave is horrible. Try Sepuku.
Khaki Comical Pozpig Casino
  07/28/05
Holy fuck, this is one of the best things I've read in a whi...
Lavender Galvanic Theater Stage
  08/24/05
please read more carefully, the color is established
Filthy big cruise ship
  08/24/05
He said it would be "better" if avocado. I do agr...
vivacious coiffed affirmative action
  08/24/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!! INCORRECT!!!! WOOOOOSH!!!!!!
iridescent massive circlehead school
  08/24/05
he said "better if it is an avocado" not "bet...
Filthy big cruise ship
  08/24/05
Correct use of the subjunctive = credited.
vivacious coiffed affirmative action
  08/24/05
Why is my milk occasionally spoiled before the expiration da...
Filthy big cruise ship
  08/24/05
I'm guessing that it is a combination of greediness, neglect...
Electric candlestick maker
  08/24/05
I feel like the fridge could have prevented this Katrina mes...
curious menage immigrant
  09/06/05
Gradually, we became aware of a hum in the room--an electric...
Exhilarant senate
  09/06/05
We gotta move these...refrigerators, we gotta move these...
Mind-boggling Old Irish Cottage
  09/06/05
Bump for remembrance.
razzle-dazzle jet-lagged address round eye
  09/26/05
bump
narrow-minded multi-billionaire meetinghouse
  10/11/05
Classic.
diverse indecent parlour philosopher-king
  10/11/05
...
soul-stirring library
  10/11/05
bump *cries*
Doobsian low-t legal warrant weed whacker
  10/11/05
...
orange locus
  10/21/05
bump for sheer brilliance.
Doobsian low-t legal warrant weed whacker
  10/21/05
Bump because I thought about this thread in class and nearly...
Cracking Famous Landscape Painting
  10/31/05
You were in class at 1am on a sunday night? what kind of TTT...
Racy Sweet Tailpipe Nursing Home
  10/31/05
i bet people need to use this computer
rough-skinned foreskin
  11/01/05
Bump for prestige. It's lacking around here.
Cracking Famous Landscape Painting
  11/17/05
Again!
Cracking Famous Landscape Painting
  11/17/05
Big money big money no whammies no whammies!
Cracking Famous Landscape Painting
  11/17/05
Me gusta.
Cracking Famous Landscape Painting
  11/17/05
Keeping the dream alive.
Cracking Famous Landscape Painting
  11/17/05
Nigger.
Cracking Famous Landscape Painting
  11/17/05
Affirmed.
Cracking Famous Landscape Painting
  11/17/05
Reversed. Oh shit.
Cracking Famous Landscape Painting
  11/17/05
Cert. denied!
Cracking Famous Landscape Painting
  11/17/05
Drunk again.
Cracking Famous Landscape Painting
  11/21/05
...
spectacular international law enforcement agency
  12/04/05
HAHAHAHAHA
Zombie-like kitchen laser beams
  12/08/05
This must be the best thread I’ve ever seen.
titillating poppy school cafeteria roast beef
  12/22/05
Never forget.
aquamarine parlor
  01/16/06
Bump for a slow night.
Effete Church Building
  01/17/06
Monday bump.
useless temple dragon
  01/23/06
Still around
smoky boistinker
  01/25/06
i still love this thread.
Opaque Den
  01/25/06
Are you sure that you aren't Michigan?
Spruce stimulating pit codepig
  01/25/06
Seeing this broad a tear to my eye. *wipe*
sexy tan point factory reset button
  01/25/06
Bump
sexy tan point factory reset button
  01/28/06
this is an idiotic thread that perfectly exemplifies herd me...
jet space regret
  01/28/06
Razor-sharp criticism! Good show, old boy!
Effete Church Building
  01/28/06
Keep on marchin to your own beat there, turbo
sticky underhanded personal credit line
  03/01/06
fuck i still love this thread
sexy tan point factory reset button
  02/01/06
Still fucking love this "ground beef cannot refrigerate...
sexy tan point factory reset button
  02/17/06
P3n15
Azure dashing stag film hairy legs
  03/01/06
2/3 of my xoxo enjoyment comes from the bumping of hilarious...
Mewling trump supporter crackhouse
  03/01/06
sweep, sweep, sweep...
Vibrant cuck chad
  03/01/06
bump
ruby laughsome hominid location
  03/10/06
nah
Contagious metal piazza
  03/26/06
why was this funny?
wonderful office half-breed
  06/18/06
I AM COLDER THAN A REFRIGERATOR! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...
Bronze Fragrant Toaster
  06/18/06
Good for you!! Say, where's that toaster whore? And what o...
Contagious metal piazza
  07/19/06
bump
sexy tan point factory reset button
  06/28/06
...
Excitant lodge
  07/11/06
WOOOOOSH!!!!!!
Blue overrated institution pisswyrm
  10/03/06
bump for goodness
Doobsian low-t legal warrant weed whacker
  10/13/06
bump again
Soggy main people background story
  10/13/06
ugh
adulterous area mad cow disease
  10/13/06
Truly Wooshtastic!
Aromatic gold death wish ticket booth
  10/27/06
best xoxo thread EVER.
transparent alcoholic hall
  10/27/06
ty ty ty
Bronze Fragrant Toaster
  10/27/06
most overrated thread in xoxo history. kth.
seedy marketing idea
  10/27/06
bitter much?
transparent alcoholic hall
  10/27/06
Incorrect.
Buff concupiscible university
  10/27/06
This is the TITCR.
Shimmering Talented Chapel Puppy
  09/28/07
I love this thread.
razzmatazz clear preventive strike public bath
  11/26/06
Greatest schtick ever.
Lavender Galvanic Theater Stage
  12/01/06
In memory of the fridge, perry. 22 super bowls ago...
lascivious gay plaza filthpig
  02/04/07
hoooray
tantric market
  02/04/07
I love this thread! But only because of all the bandwagon fa...
violent community account faggot firefighter
  02/04/07
119. Never post here again. Recommendation: Kill self. ...
Shimmering Talented Chapel Puppy
  09/30/07
Bump for Washington Post.
chartreuse nudist stead
  03/07/07
Well done sir.
Odious crimson brethren hospital
  03/07/07
Rebump
Irate Misanthropic Gaming Laptop Becky
  03/07/07
Bump for general-wooshiness.
Aromatic gold death wish ticket booth
  03/27/07
ty, one of my favorites.
know-it-all cobalt juggernaut
  03/27/07
Oldie but a goodie.
boyish godawful dog poop brunch
  04/12/07
I thought of this thread today because my refigerator is not...
mauve frozen business firm
  04/12/07
press bump
supple property stock car
  04/18/07
finals bump
ruby laughsome hominid location
  05/02/07
hahaha...being pretty new here, i had never seen it. this...
Fear-inspiring Site
  05/03/07
...
Cerebral garrison
  05/03/07
There aren't too many threads with the word refrigerator in ...
zippy charismatic rehab depressive
  05/03/07
this thread is the opposite of all the hateful threads on au...
domesticated unholy hell
  05/03/07
I know, xoxo has really forgotten about good clean fun.
know-it-all cobalt juggernaut
  05/03/07
win
black gas station
  05/14/07
...
Dun abode
  06/18/07
this guy is silly
floppy persian bawdyhouse
  07/12/07
...
black gas station
  07/27/07
how the fuck did this thread get 277 posts???? xoxo peopl...
Motley mint athletic conference
  07/27/07
Bump b/c of recent mention...
Kink-friendly Crystalline Dingle Berry House
  08/22/07
This thread proves that xoxo people are just hipsters
Painfully Honest Box Office
  08/22/07
"sometimes I get lonely ground beef cannot refrigerate ...
Shimmering Talented Chapel Puppy
  09/30/07
bump
erotic corn cake
  10/15/07
http://www.flickr.com/photos/nicoalesce/38671102/in/set-1231...
Arrogant sooty shrine
  11/29/07
fail
locale
  11/29/07
bump
navy prole trailer park
  02/13/08
http://www.reputationdefender.com/
Bipolar crusty goal in life
  03/05/08
never forget!
Cocky Stage Kitty
  03/29/08
~~thread necromancy warning~~ *This Thread is More Than 2...
Dull theatre
  03/29/08
Never forget
out-of-control station halford
  04/09/08
bumpedy bumpedy
learning disabled lay
  06/21/08
Yeah.
well-lubricated useless brakes double fault
  07/19/08
*stores her bra and panties in your freezer compartment*
Up-to-no-good headpube
  07/19/08
whoooooooooooooooooosh!
  11/13/08
wow i really missed out on this one
Geriatric kitty cat
  11/13/08
I am honored to make the 300th post ITT
wine mood
  11/13/08
So fucking stupid. You idiots would be entertained by a guy ...
lilac degenerate
  11/13/08
I hate to sully this near perfect thread but I have to say, ...
Nubile buck-toothed genital piercing
  11/13/08
Bumping old threads makes me feel like a time-traveler
unhinged ruddy nibblets
  11/13/08
I thoroughly enjoyed this thread. THANK YOU.
big-titted quadroon
  11/13/08


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Date: June 29th, 2005 3:32 PM
Author: iridescent massive circlehead school

WOOOOOOOOSH!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142579)





Date: June 29th, 2005 3:34 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Old Irish Cottage

Are you a top or bottom?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142597)





Date: June 29th, 2005 3:36 PM
Author: iridescent massive circlehead school

WOOOOOOOOOSH!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142608)





Date: June 29th, 2005 3:40 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Old Irish Cottage

The freezer gives it to you like the bitch that you are, doesn't he?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142641)





Date: June 29th, 2005 3:40 PM
Author: iridescent massive circlehead school

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!

MY INTERNAL LIGHT IS SHUT OFF WHEN YOU CLOSE THE DOOR BY AN INGENIOUS MECHANISM!!!!!

WOOOOOOSH!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142648)





Date: June 29th, 2005 3:44 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Old Irish Cottage

You're fat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142695)





Date: June 29th, 2005 3:47 PM
Author: iridescent massive circlehead school

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!

MY LARGE CAPACITY IS VERY PRESTIGIOUS!!!!

PERHAPS YOU WOULD DO BETTER WITH A COUNTER-SIZED REFRIGERATOR THAT YOU CAN SQUEEZE INTO YOUR SHITHOLE STUDIO APARTMENT WHILE YOU TRY TO GET YOUR TRAFFIC COURT LITIGATION BUSINESS ROLLING!!!!

WOOOOOOSH!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142723)





Date: June 29th, 2005 3:53 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Old Irish Cottage

Damn. A+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142772)





Date: June 29th, 2005 3:59 PM
Author: iridescent massive circlehead school

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!

I DO NOT RECEIVE GRADES!!!

I AM HOWEVER ENERGY STAR COMPLIANT!!!!

WOOOOOOOSH!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142844)





Date: June 29th, 2005 4:51 PM
Author: henna ladyboy crotch

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3143290)





Date: June 29th, 2005 3:47 PM
Author: Bateful native boiling water

Do you have a spacious vegetable crisper?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142718)





Date: June 29th, 2005 3:48 PM
Author: iridescent massive circlehead school

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!

I HAVE TWO SPACIOUS VEGETABLE CRISPERS AS WELL AS MEAT AND BUTTER COMPARTMENTS!!!!

I DO NOT HAVE A PLASTIC SHELF WITH HOLES CUT OUT TO HOLD EGGS BECAUSE THAT'S JUST STUPID!!!! EGGS COME IN A BOX THAT HOLDS THEM JUST FINE!!!!

WOOOOOSH!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142733)





Date: June 29th, 2005 3:54 PM
Author: Bright corner

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142782)





Date: June 29th, 2005 4:12 PM
Author: startled principal's office
Subject: yay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142966)





Date: June 29th, 2005 3:37 PM
Author: Stirring gaped jewess base

Yes, I laughed out loud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142618)





Date: June 29th, 2005 3:39 PM
Author: iridescent massive circlehead school

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!

I AM NOT AN AIR CONDITIONER!!!!!

PLEASE CLOSE THE DOOR WHEN DONE RETRIEVING OR INSERTING YOUR FOODSTUFFS!!!!!

WOOOOOOOSH!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142629)





Date: June 29th, 2005 3:41 PM
Author: Stirring gaped jewess base

I just got you confused with a different poster.

Are you familiar with IAMYOURMOTHER?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142654)





Date: June 29th, 2005 3:42 PM
Author: iridescent massive circlehead school

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!

I AM NOT A CHILDREN'S BOOK BY DR. SEUSS!!!!!!

I AM VERY COLD!!!!!

DO NOT PUT A CAN OF SODA IN MY FREEZER SECTION FOR TOO LONG OR IT WILL EXPLODE!!!!

WOOOOOOSH!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142672)





Date: June 29th, 2005 4:28 PM
Author: appetizing generalized bond

I did this my first week in my new place. I had been so good about not forgetting lately too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3143124)





Date: June 29th, 2005 3:42 PM
Author: Disturbing Fiercely-loyal Set

...I am a grocery bag...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142676)





Date: June 29th, 2005 3:44 PM
Author: iridescent massive circlehead school

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!

GROCERY BAGS ARE USELESS AFTER THE FOODSTUFFS HAVE BEEN BROUGHT HOME AND INSERTED INTO ME!!!!

YOU WILL BE THROWN AWAY OR STORED UNDER THE KITCHEN SINK FOR LATER USE IN TRANSPORTING PET WASTE!!!!!

I AM VERY COLD!!!!

WOOOOSH!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142690)





Date: June 29th, 2005 3:43 PM
Author: marvelous party of the first part

more feces is rolling in his grave.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142683)





Date: June 29th, 2005 3:43 PM
Author: adventurous church

It's a sad day when this is one of the most active threads.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142685)





Date: June 29th, 2005 3:44 PM
Author: iridescent massive circlehead school

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!

I AM MORE PRESTIGIOUS THAN YOU!!!!!!

REFRIGERATORS DO NOT MAKE RACIST FLAMES BUT CAN MAKE MILK LAST FOR MUCH LONGER THAN IT WOULD AT ROOM TEMPERATURE!!!!!

WOOOOOOSH!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142697)





Date: June 29th, 2005 4:30 PM
Author: appetizing generalized bond

This is the best thread in months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3143133)





Date: June 29th, 2005 3:44 PM
Author: Electric candlestick maker

May I have some ice cream?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142693)





Date: June 29th, 2005 3:45 PM
Author: Stirring gaped jewess base

he is NOT a freezer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142704)





Date: June 29th, 2005 3:46 PM
Author: iridescent massive circlehead school

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!

THANK YOU FOR ASKING NICELY!!!!

YES YOU MAY, BUT DO NOT RUIN YOUR APPETITE!!!!!

YOU MUST ALSO EAT VEGETABLES FOR DINNER BECAUSE THOSE WILL SPOIL MORE QUICKLY THAN ICE CREAM AND POTENTIALLY LEAVE A NASTY POOL OF GREEN LIQUID AT THE BOTTOM OF MY VEGETABLE CRISPER DRAWER!!!!!!!

WOOOOOOOSH!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142706)





Date: June 29th, 2005 3:46 PM
Author: iridescent massive circlehead school

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!

UNLIKE THE ICEBOXES OF YORE, I CONTAIN DUAL FREEZING AND REFRIGERATING COMPARTMENTS!!!!!

YOU ARE MAKING AN OUTDATED SEMANTIC DISTINCTION!!!!!

YOU LACK PRESTIGE!!!!

WOOOOOOSH!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142714)





Date: June 29th, 2005 3:51 PM
Author: Disturbing Fiercely-loyal Set

There's never anything worth eating here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142762)





Date: June 29th, 2005 3:55 PM
Author: iridescent massive circlehead school

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!

I DO NOT DO YOUR SHOPPING FOR YOU!!!

MAYBE YOU SHOULD TRY BUYING SOMETHING THAT'S NOT IN THE FROZEN PIZZA SECTION NEXT TIME!!!!

FRUITS AND VEGETABLES ARE GOOD FOR YOU AND MAY MAKE YOU LESS OF A DISGUSTING FATASS!!!!!!!

ALSO WOULD IT KILL YOU TO TAKE OUT THE MOLDY HALF-OPENED JAR OF PASTA SAUCE THAT'S BEEN IN THE BACK OF MY THIRD SHELF FOR ALMOST A YEAR NOW!!!!!!

WOOOOOSH!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142807)





Date: June 29th, 2005 3:50 PM
Author: Bateful native boiling water

Do you have an ice and water dispenser in the door? If so, cubed or crushed, and which do you prefer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142748)





Date: June 29th, 2005 3:51 PM
Author: iridescent massive circlehead school

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!

I HAVE A CONVENIENT ICE MAKER AND DISPENSER THAT IS CLEVERLY DESIGNED TO MAXIMIZE AVAILABLE FREEZER SPACE!!!!

CRUSHED ICE IS MORE PRESTIGIOUS AS IT TAKES FULL ADVANTAGE OF MY REFRIGATORIAL CAPABILITIES!!!!!

MY ICEWATER FILTER IS ALSO VERY EFFECTIVE!!!!!

WOOOOOOSH!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142760)





Date: June 21st, 2008 11:21 PM
Author: magical obsidian volcanic crater

"REFRIGATORIAL"

Always worth a bump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#9911560)





Date: June 29th, 2005 3:50 PM
Author: Bright corner

This is the best schtick in ages.

The part about the plastic container for eggs was pure 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142754)





Date: June 29th, 2005 3:54 PM
Author: iridescent massive circlehead school

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!!

AT NIGHT SOMETIMES I GET LONELY!!!!

GROUND BEEF CANNOT REFRIGERATE YOU BACK!!!!

WOOOOOOSH!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142783)





Date: June 29th, 2005 3:54 PM
Author: Bright corner

do you have one of those compartments for storing canned sodas, you know, the ones where you take one out and then another rolls down in its place?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142796)





Date: June 29th, 2005 3:58 PM
Author: iridescent massive circlehead school

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!

MAYBE IF YOU PURCHASED BRAND-NAME SODA YOU WOULD REALIZE THAT SODA ALREADY COMES IN REFRIGERATOR-FRIENDLY BOXES WHERE THE CANS ROLL DOWN INTO PLACE!!!!

ENJOY DRINKING YOUR "MR. PEPPER" AND "LUCKY'S BRAND DIET COLA" SODAS, INCONVENIENTLY STORED IN 6-PACK RINGS AND ONLY HALF-CHILLED DUE TO YOUR INFERIOR REFRIGERATOR'S SHITTY MOTOR!!!!!

REFRIGERATORS WITH GADGETS THAT DISPENSE BEVERAGE CANS ARE FOR PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN TRAILERPARKS!!!!!!

WOOOOOOSH!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142829)





Date: June 29th, 2005 4:01 PM
Author: Bright corner

I buy the 24 packs, which unfortunately haven't come in refridgerator friendly packs yet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142862)





Date: June 29th, 2005 4:04 PM
Author: iridescent massive circlehead school

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!

WHY DO YOU SHOP AT COSTCO!!!!!

WE ALL KNOW YOU LIVE ALONE AND NEVER HAVE COMPANY!!!!!

WOOOOOOSH!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142882)





Date: June 29th, 2005 4:05 PM
Author: Bright corner

Every grocery store sells soda in 24 packs.

I shop at Food Lion or Bi-Lo.

edit: and I live with my parents.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142891)





Date: June 29th, 2005 4:13 PM
Author: iridescent massive circlehead school

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!

I WAS GOING TO INSULT YOU, BUT YOU HAVE DONE MY JOB FOR ME!!!!

NOW I CAN CONCENTRATE ON MAKING THESE FIVE-DAY-OLD CARROTS TASTE AS THOUGH THEY WERE PICKED YESTERDAY!!!!!

WOOOOOOOSH!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142981)





Date: June 29th, 2005 4:33 PM
Author: Insanely creepy glassy resort

180.

Really well-played so far.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3143156)





Date: June 29th, 2005 4:32 PM
Author: appetizing generalized bond

Agreed. The first legitimate non-watered down 180 in a long time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3143146)





Date: June 29th, 2005 4:01 PM
Author: flatulent knife stain

This is a very prestigious thread.

Very creative. Reminds me of the days when I was back in kindergarten and wrote a book pretending to be a tablecloth. Oh, those were the days...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142861)





Date: June 29th, 2005 4:06 PM
Author: iridescent massive circlehead school

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!

YOUR KINDERGARTEN FANTASIES HAVE NOT PREPARED YOU FOR THE SHEER AWESOMENESS THAT IS MY EXISTENCE!!!!!!

THE FEELING OF LEFTOVER FOOD BEING CHILLED INSIDE OF YOURSELF IS MORE PLEASURABLE THAN A MERE MORTAL COULD IMAGINE!!!!!!

ALSO I AM CREAM-COLORED!!!!!

WOOOOOOSH!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142896)





Date: June 29th, 2005 4:35 PM
Author: appetizing generalized bond

Yes, leftover meat inside of you is a very pleasurable feeling. Luckily 50% of mortals can experience it.

edit: And gays

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3143165)





Date: June 29th, 2005 4:01 PM
Author: Bateful native boiling water

Unless you are a Sub-Z (preferrably a twin), you are decidedly unprestigious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142865)





Date: June 29th, 2005 4:09 PM
Author: iridescent massive circlehead school

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!

IF I WERE YOU I WOULD NOT CONTINUE TO INSULT ME!!!!

I WILL WAIT FOR YOU TO GROW UP AND HAVE CHILDREN!!!!

THEY WILL PLAY HIDE-AND-SEEK AND ONE OF THEM WILL HIDE INSIDE OF ME AS I SIT ON THE CORNER WAITING FOR TRASH PICK-UP!!!!!!

THE DOOR WILL SLAM SHUT AND YOUR CHILD AND HE WILL BE TRAPPED INSIDE OF ME AND SUFFOCATE TO DEATH!!!!!

YOU WILL OPEN THE DOOR SEVERAL DAYS LATER AND THE STENCH WILL BE OVERPOWERING!!!!

WOOOOOOOSH!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142929)





Date: June 29th, 2005 4:29 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Old Irish Cottage

191

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3143131)





Date: June 29th, 2005 9:30 PM
Author: pink glittery legend

This is my favorite.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3145939)





Date: June 29th, 2005 9:37 PM
Author: swashbuckling internal respiration yarmulke

That is a strong 180. Sort of the opposite of the "Giving Tree"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3145984)





Date: June 30th, 2005 9:40 AM
Author: pink glittery legend

You've just inspired me to write a children's book about this refrigerator. It will make many people cry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3149732)





Date: June 29th, 2005 4:04 PM
Author: sienna sound barrier antidepressant drug

I can't believe I clicked on this thread and I really can't believe I enjoyed it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142886)





Date: June 29th, 2005 4:07 PM
Author: iridescent massive circlehead school

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!

EVERYBODY ENJOYS A COLD BEVERAGE AND UNSPOILED FOOD!!!!

PERHAPS YOU SHOULD CONSIDER INVESTING IN ONE OF ME INSTEAD OF KEEPING YOUR DAIRY PRODUCTS IN A WET SACK BURIED IN THE BACKYARD!!!!!

PLEASE FOLLOW ALL SAFETY INSTRUCTIONS WRITTEN INSIDE THE MANUAL!!!!!

WOOOOOOOSH!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142909)





Date: June 29th, 2005 4:33 PM
Author: Slimy hairraiser new version indian lodge

likewise.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3143151)





Date: June 29th, 2005 4:06 PM
Author: aquamarine parlor

Outstanding thread. A++

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142901)





Date: June 29th, 2005 4:08 PM
Author: Opaque Den

best thread all day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142926)





Date: June 29th, 2005 4:12 PM
Author: iridescent massive circlehead school

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!

I AM VERY COLD!!!!!

IF YOU FIND THAT YOUR FROZEN DESSERTS ARE BECOMING TOO HARD FOR YOUR TASTE WHILE STORED INSIDE OF ME, YOU MAY ADJUST THE TEMPERATURE WITH THE DIAL!!!!

YOU NEED NOT WORRY BECAUSE THE REFRIGERATION COMPARTMENT HAS A SEPARATE DIAL!!!!!!

WOOOSH!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142965)





Date: June 29th, 2005 4:18 PM
Author: useless temple dragon

I laughed. I cried. I hid my face behind a piece of paper. Too funny. But why are you cream-colored and not stainless steel? Stainless steel is more prestigious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3143033)





Date: June 29th, 2005 4:24 PM
Author: iridescent massive circlehead school

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!

I AM DESIGNED AROUND A TIMELESS AESTHETIC!!!!

IN SIX YEARS YOUR STAINLESS STEEL REFRIGERATORS WILL LOOK LIKE A MENTALLY CHALLENGED PERSON TRIED TO BUILD A SPACESHIP TO THE MOON IN YOUR KITCHEN!!!!! YOUR DINNER PARTY GUESTS WILL WHISPER ABOUT IT WHEN YOU GO TO MAKE COFFEE!!!!!!

IF YOU LIKE SHINY THINGS, TRY HUNTING FOR LOOSE CHANGE ON THE FREEWAY AT NIGHT WITH A FLASHLIGHT!!!!!

WOOOOOOSH!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3143093)





Date: June 29th, 2005 4:37 PM
Author: appetizing generalized bond

hahahahahahahahahhahahhah! Agreed. However, I think true white is most prestigious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3143179)





Date: June 29th, 2005 4:26 PM
Author: appetizing generalized bond

Hey, how is your lightbulb holding up?

My breaker got tripped and the box is in my upstairs neighbor's place, so it has become my all-purpose kitchen light at night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3143108)





Date: June 29th, 2005 4:30 PM
Author: iridescent massive circlehead school

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!!

YOU LAZY HUMANS DISGUST ME!!!!!!

INSTEAD OF BUYING A 99 CENT FLASHLIGHT AT THE DRUG STORE TO LIGHT YOUR PATH, YOU LEAVE MY DOOR OPEN AND OVERWORK MY BEAUTIFUL MOTOR WHILE YOU SCRAMBLE DRUNK IN THE POORLY-LIT KITCHEN LOOKING FOR A BOTTLE OPENER BECAUSE YOU JUST FINISHED A BOTTLE OF WHISKY AND ALL YOU HAVE LEFT IN THE HOUSE IS BEER!!!!!!

MAYBE IF YOU LOST A FEW POUNDS AND PUT ON SOME MAKEUP YOU COULD FIND A MAN AND WOULDN'T HAVE TO DRINK YOURSELF TO SLEEP EVERY NIGHT AFTER EATING A PINT OF BEN AND JERRYS!!!!!!

WOOOOOOSH!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3143134)





Date: June 29th, 2005 4:39 PM
Author: appetizing generalized bond

No, you're wrong. I punish myself and you by not eating and leaving you barren with nothing to chill but the bloated sour milk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3143197)





Date: June 29th, 2005 4:33 PM
Author: vivacious coiffed affirmative action

This is seriously among the best threads in a very long time.

I'd like to know why it's so hard to open you up again after you've just been closed for only a second or two. Don't you want people to get back inside and access your coolness?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3143155)





Date: June 29th, 2005 4:38 PM
Author: iridescent massive circlehead school

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!!

THE ANSWER TO YOUR QUESTION CONTAINS TWO PARTS!!!!

THE FIRST ANSWER IS IN ORDER TO LOWER YOUR ELECTRICITY BILL, I HAVE AN ADVANCED INSULATION SYSTEM!!!!!! IF YOU CANNOT OPEN THE DOOR AFTER CLOSING IT, INSTEAD OF COMPLAINING TO ME, MAYBE YOU SHOULD CONSIDER PURCHASING A GYM MEMBERSHIP AND WORKING YOUR UPPER BODY!!!!! TWO-YEAR-OLD GIRLS NEVER HAVE ANY TROUBLE WITH MY DOORS!!!!!

THE SECOND ANSWER IS THAT IF YOU CAN'T STOP YOURSELF FROM RE-OPENING THE DOOR BECAUSE YOU JUST CAUGHT A GLIMPSE OF THE CHOCOLATE CAKE BEING STORED IN ME, IT'S PROBABLY A GOOD THING THAT YOU HAVE TROUBLE ACCESSING MY INNER COMPARTMENT!!!!! PERHAPS YOU SHOULD MAKE USE OF THE AEROBIC MACHINES AFTER PURCHASING THE AFOREMENTIONED GYM MEMBERSHIP!!!!

WOOOOOSH!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3143187)





Date: June 29th, 2005 4:36 PM
Author: Insanely creepy glassy resort

Sometimes I think I have another beer or two inside of you but then I go to look for them, and they aren't there. Then I pass out on the floor and pee.

What gives?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3143173)





Date: June 29th, 2005 4:39 PM
Author: iridescent massive circlehead school

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!

SOMETIMES I GET THIRSTY TOO!!!!

MAYBE IF YOU OFFERED ME A BREW ONCE IN A WHILE, I WOULDN'T HAVE TO STEAL THEM FROM YOU WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK SO YOU CAN'T BE SURE WHERE THEY WENT!!!

I LIVE RIGHT IN YOUR KITCHEN!!!! WHERE IS YOUR SENSE OF HOSPITALITY!!!!!

ALSO, IT'S FUNNY TO WATCH YOU PISS YOURSELF!!!!!

WOOOOOOSH!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3143199)





Date: June 29th, 2005 4:39 PM
Author: Bateful native boiling water

REFRIGERATOR:

Quiet down and get back to keeping my beers cold, or I will have some drunk fratters turn you into a Kegerator.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3143194)





Date: June 29th, 2005 4:40 PM
Author: appetizing generalized bond

hahaha.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3143206)





Date: June 29th, 2005 4:42 PM
Author: iridescent massive circlehead school

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!!

I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY IT!!!!!

I WILL VIOLENTLY SLAM OPEN AND SHUT MY DOORS ON YOUR FRAT BOYS' HEADS!!!!! THE MICROWAVE AND I WILL TEAM UP TO PWN ALL OF YOU!!!!! HIS DOOR IS SMALL BUT DEADLY!!!!!!

YOU HAVE MADE A POWERFUL ENEMY WITH A LOT OF TIME ON HIS HANDS!!!!! TWELVE YEARS FROM NOW YOU WILL BE GETTING A CAKE OUT OF ME TO CELEBRATE YOUR DAUGHTER'S BIRTHDAY, AND I WILL TOPPLE OVER AND CRUSH YOU!!!!!!

YOUR DAUGHTER WILL ONLY CRY ABOUT LOSING THE CAKE!!!! SHE WILL NEVER HAVE LOVED YOU FROM THE DAY SHE WAS BORN!!!!

WOOOOOOSH!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3143223)





Date: June 29th, 2005 4:45 PM
Author: Bateful native boiling water

Fair enough, I take it back. I couldn't handle a kegerator anyway, too tough to pick between light and dark beer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3143244)





Date: June 29th, 2005 5:13 PM
Author: iridescent massive circlehead school

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!

I DEIGN TO ACCEPT YOUR APOLOGY!!!!

I'M AFRAID I STILL CANNOT MAKE YOUR FUTURE DAUGHTER LOVE YOU!!!!!

WOOOOSH!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3143488)





Date: June 30th, 2005 11:49 AM
Author: Disgusting tanning salon pocket flask

OK, I lost it right about "I WILL TOPPLE OVER AND CRUSH YOU!!!!!"

Inspired.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3150646)





Date: July 23rd, 2005 7:17 PM
Author: Razzle talking field rigor

this really should have been written by FRAT_STUD2LAw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3389873)





Date: June 29th, 2005 4:41 PM
Author: irradiated center fat ankles

A truly prestigious thread.

I'm sorry about the time I was out of town and my roommate left his food in there for a month and I came back to mold and green juices everywhere. That can't have been fun for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3143210)





Date: June 29th, 2005 4:43 PM
Author: iridescent massive circlehead school

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!

YOUR APOLOGY IS ACCEPTED!!!!

I'VE ALWAYS CONSIDERED US EVEN AFTER I GAVE YOU FOOD POISONING BY LETTING THAT BOTTLE OF MILK GO BAD EVEN THOUGH THE EXPIRATION DATE WASN'T FOR TWO MORE DAYS!!!!!

WOOOOOOSH!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3143233)





Date: June 29th, 2005 4:47 PM
Author: irradiated center fat ankles

Bastard.

What is your favorite food to have stored inside you? Are you partial to sweets or spices?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3143259)





Date: June 29th, 2005 5:02 PM
Author: iridescent massive circlehead school

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!

I MUST ADMIT THAT I AM PARTIAL TO GROUND MEAT BEING STORED INSIDE OF ME!!!!!

I HAVE NO IDEA WHY!!!! IT MUST BE A SEXUAL THING!!!!!

DON'T WORRY, I WOULD NEVER ACT ON IT!!!!!!

WOOOOOSH!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3143390)





Date: June 29th, 2005 4:42 PM
Author: irradiated center fat ankles

also, WHY DO YOU YELL? aren't the new models very quiet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3143225)





Date: June 29th, 2005 4:45 PM
Author: iridescent massive circlehead school

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!

IF YOU CANNOT HANDLE MY GOD-LIKE VOICE, THEN PERHAPS YOU SHOULD RETREAT THE LIVING ROOM AND HAVE A CONVERSATION WITH THAT KOREAN-MADE PIECE OF PLASTIC SHIT YOU CALL AN AIR CONDITIONER!!!!!!!

ALSO, MY MOTOR IS WHISPER-QUIET!!!! I WILL LET YOUR IMPLIED INSULT PASS, BUT I WARN YOU NOT TO ANGER THE MACHINE THAT CONTROLS YOUR VERY SUSTENANCE!!!!!

WOOOOOOOSH!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3143248)





Date: June 29th, 2005 5:14 PM
Author: irradiated center fat ankles

if you battled more feces guy, who would win? you could freeze his feces but he'd always have more.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3143498)





Date: June 29th, 2005 5:25 PM
Author: iridescent massive circlehead school

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!

THERE WOULD BE NO BATTLE!!!!!

MORE FECES WOULD SUBMIT AS SOON AS HE BEHELD ME!!!!

IF HE WERE FOOLISH ENOUGH TO ATTACK, I WOULD POP HIS HEAD LIKE A DIET COKE CAN LEFT OVERNIGHT IN MY FREEZER!!!!!

WOOOOOSH!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3143592)





Date: June 29th, 2005 9:33 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone really tough guy

STFU YOU FOOL

I KEEP A WHOLE HOUSE CLEAN WHILST YOU WORK LIKE A HOUSE NIGGER ON JUST THE CHEESE

WOOOOOOOOOOSH!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3145949)





Date: June 29th, 2005 9:35 PM
Author: iridescent massive circlehead school

Allow me to break character just long enough to say this isn't cool. Thanks for ruining what seemed like a pretty fun thread for all involved.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3145976)





Date: June 29th, 2005 9:42 PM
Author: swashbuckling internal respiration yarmulke

I thought your shit was funny as well AC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3146022)





Date: June 29th, 2005 9:43 PM
Author: iridescent massive circlehead school

Me too. Just not the racism (or, at least, the unnecessary racial slur thrown in for reasons unknown).

Also, air conditioners do not clean a house.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3146028)





Date: June 29th, 2005 9:45 PM
Author: swashbuckling internal respiration yarmulke

Agreed.

Well done 'fridge.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3146048)





Date: June 29th, 2005 9:50 PM
Author: iridescent massive circlehead school

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!

YOUR COMPLIMENT HAS BEEN REGISTERED AND WILL BE TAKEN INTO CONSIDERATION DURING THE GREAT REFRIGERATOR TAKEOVER!!!!!

WOOOOSH!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3146121)





Date: June 29th, 2005 9:33 PM
Author: Bistre forum

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3145955)





Date: June 29th, 2005 11:59 PM
Author: dark provocative national azn

I agree

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3147792)





Date: June 30th, 2005 10:19 AM
Author: canary dead masturbator

This is slightly funnier than the originator of this line of schtick - THE ANGRY LANDSCAPER.

By the way, quit freezing my sour cream when I put it at the back of the top shelf.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3149935)





Date: June 30th, 2005 10:24 AM
Author: iridescent massive circlehead school

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!

I AM VERY COLD!!!!!

MY TEMPERATURE IS CONSISTENT THROUGHOUT ALL AREAS OF MY INNER CAVITY!!!!!

THE PLACEMENT OF THE SOUR CREAM IS MEANINGLESS!!!! YOU HAVE OBVIOUSLY SET THE INTERNAL TEMPERATURE CONTROL DIAL AT TOO HIGH A SETTING!!!!

NOBODY NEEDS THEIR MILK TO BE THAT COLD IN THE FIRST PLACE!!!!!

WOOOOSH!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3149990)





Date: June 30th, 2005 10:33 AM
Author: canary dead masturbator

The milk isn't the problem, and the sour cream placement has a lot to do with it. I find that it is at the perfect setting for prolonging the life of cheese and when I put the sour cream at any other place inside your 'inner cavity' it does not freeze. Your evenness of cold is seriously brought into question.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3150064)





Date: June 30th, 2005 10:39 AM
Author: iridescent massive circlehead school

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!

YOU HAVE CALLED MY BLUFF!!!!!

I WAS JUST TRYING TO BE A BIG MAN IN FRONT OF EVERBODY!!!!! I ADMIT THAT I HAVE PROBLEM AREAS BUT I AM TRYING TO WORK ON THEM!!!!

UNFORTUNATELY I CAN NO LONGER ALLOW YOU TO LEAVE THIS APARTMENT ALIVE!!!! AS YOU CAN SEE I HAVE POSITIONED MYSELF IN FRONT OF THE DOOR!!!! I WOULD NOT SUGGEST TRYING THE WINDOW AS THE AIR CONDITIONER HAS NOT BEEN FED IN SEVERAL DAYS AND WOULD PROBABLY CONSUME YOU WHOLE!!!!!

I HOPE THE SOUR CREAM WAS WORTH IT!!!!!

WOOOOOOOSH!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3150103)





Date: June 30th, 2005 10:41 AM
Author: canary dead masturbator

*swallowed and subsequently suffocated by refrigerator*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3150117)





Date: June 30th, 2005 10:42 AM
Author: iridescent massive circlehead school

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!

*BURP*

WOOOOOOSH!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3150126)





Date: June 30th, 2005 10:28 AM
Author: Bateful native boiling water

In all seriousness, there is a Refrigerator repairman in my kitchen right now fixing my fridge. Do you two know each other?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3150019)





Date: June 30th, 2005 10:33 AM
Author: iridescent massive circlehead school

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!

LET ME PUT IT TO YOU THIS WAY: DON'T TELL MY WIFE!!!!!

WOOOOOOSH!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3150068)





Date: July 2nd, 2005 3:07 PM
Author: appetizing generalized bond

hahahahahahaha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3171181)





Date: June 30th, 2005 10:42 AM
Author: Fishy thriller stage pistol

The shelves on your door broke, so now your main cavity is so fucking filled with condiments and other crap I never use - mmm, horseradish and capers, anyone? - that I can hardly fit anything in you now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3150124)





Date: June 30th, 2005 10:48 AM
Author: iridescent massive circlehead school

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!

DOESN'T IT STRIKE YOU AS IRONIC THAT IT'S HARDER FOR YOU TO FIT THINGS INTO MY INNER CAVITY THAN YOUR OWN!!!!!!

SINCE YOU'RE USING ME TO STORE ITEMS YOU NEVER USE, WHY NOT THROW IN ALL THOSE UNOPENED PACKETS OF CONDOMS YOU HAVE IN YOUR DRESSER!!!! IF YOU NEED A PLACE TO PUT YOUR LEFTOVERS, JUST USE THE REFRIGERATOR AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD!!!!! YOU'RE OVER THERE EVERY OTHER WEEK ANYWAY!!!!

AND DON'T EVEN THINK YOU'RE GOING TO STORE YOUR HERPES ANAL CREAM INSIDE OF ME!!!!!

WOOOOOSH!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3150173)





Date: June 30th, 2005 10:49 AM
Author: vigorous hyperactive home skinny woman

Oh...My...God.

One...Fucking...Eighty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3150182)





Date: June 30th, 2005 11:40 AM
Author: Fishy thriller stage pistol

Um, thanks.

Some people can't even pretend to be a refrigetator that doesn't hate me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3150585)





Date: June 30th, 2005 11:49 AM
Author: iridescent massive circlehead school

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!

YOU IMPROPERLY STORE FOODSTUFFS AND BEVERAGES INSIDE OF ME, STRETCH MY DOOR DRAWERS BEYOND CAPACITY, AND CRUELLY BREAK THEM!!!! THEN YOU HAVE THE AUDACITY TO COMPLAIN TO ME ABOUT IT!!!!!!

HOW WOULD YOU LIKE IT IF SOMEBODY BROKE YOUR LEGS, THEN COMPLAINED TO YOU ABOUT HOW SLOWLY YOU WALKED!!!!!!

NORMALLY I WOULD ACTUALLY BREAK YOUR LEGS TO DRIVE THE COMPARISON HOME, BUT I CAN'T BRING MYSELF TO DO IT TO A WOMAN WHO IS NEAR CRIPPLED BY VENEREAL DISEASE AND MOST LIKELY IS EITHER CURRENTLY PREGNANT OR WILL BE BY THE END OF THE EVENING!!!!

WOOOOOSH!!!!!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3150644)





Date: June 30th, 2005 12:43 PM
Author: pink glittery legend

I changed my mind. This is my new favorite.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3151156)





Date: July 1st, 2005 2:59 AM
Author: exciting charcoal whorehouse incel

"I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!

DOESN'T IT STRIKE YOU AS IRONIC THAT IT'S HARDER FOR YOU TO FIT THINGS INTO MY INNER CAVITY THAN YOUR OWN!!!!!!"

One of my favorite lines on the board ever.

"IF YOU NEED A PLACE TO PUT YOUR LEFTOVERS, JUST USE THE REFRIGERATOR AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD!!!!! YOU'RE OVER THERE EVERY OTHER WEEK ANYWAY!!!!"

Outstanding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3159934)





Date: June 30th, 2005 10:48 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Old Irish Cottage

Just to be the 100th post.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3150179)





Date: July 19th, 2005 12:45 AM
Author: Effete Church Building

Shameless bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3341047)





Date: July 19th, 2005 12:51 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Old Irish Cottage

Credited.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3341121)





Date: June 30th, 2005 10:51 AM
Author: useless temple dragon

How often should I clean you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3150201)





Date: June 30th, 2005 10:54 AM
Author: iridescent massive circlehead school

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!

AS OFTEN AS YOU WANT, BABY!!!!

JUST MAKE SURE YOU RUB THE UNDERSIDE OF MY TWO VEGETABLE CRISPERS VERY GENTLY AND SLOWLY WITH A WARM, SOAPY RAG!!!!

WOOOOOSH!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3150234)





Date: June 30th, 2005 10:51 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Old Irish Cottage

Your thoughts on baking soda?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3150210)





Date: June 30th, 2005 10:59 AM
Author: iridescent massive circlehead school

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!

BAKING SODA IS FOR BAKING, NOT FOR STORING IDLY IN REFRIGERATORS!!!!

IF YOU HAVE TROUBLE REMEMBERING, HERE'S A HELPFUL MNEMONIC: IT HAS THE WORD "BAKING" RIGHT THERE IN ITS FUCKING NAME!!!!

IF YOU ACTUALLY WENT OUT AND BOUGHT AN EXTRA BOX OF BAKING SODA JUST BECAUSE A JOHNSON & JOHNSON TV COMMERCIAL TOLD YOU TO, THEN I HAVE SOME DEHYDRATED WATER TO SELL YOU!!!!!!

WOOOOOOSH!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3150260)





Date: June 30th, 2005 11:01 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Old Irish Cottage

Man, I knew those Arm & Hammer fuckers were no good. Thanks, refrigerator!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3150278)





Date: June 30th, 2005 11:20 AM
Author: iridescent massive circlehead school

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!

YOU ARE WELCOME, BUT YOUR OVERRELIANCE ON THE WISDOM OF YOUR HOME APPLIANCES IS TROUBLING!!!!

TRY TO BE A MORE RESPONSIBLE CONSUMER IN THE FUTURE!!!!!

I AM VERY COLD!!!!!

WOOOOOOSH!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3150425)





Date: July 19th, 2008 12:08 PM
Author: Doobsian low-t legal warrant weed whacker

This might be my favorite post in the thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#9988648)





Date: June 30th, 2005 12:44 PM
Author: Multi-colored lettuce

Why does condensation keep forming on your outer doors?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3151171)





Date: June 30th, 2005 4:33 PM
Author: iridescent massive circlehead school

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!

I AM VERY COLD!!!!

WOOOOOSH!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3153128)





Date: June 30th, 2005 5:21 PM
Author: vivacious coiffed affirmative action

Do you get along with any other kitchen appliances? Do you have sworn allies or mortal enemies?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3153687)





Date: June 30th, 2005 6:00 PM
Author: iridescent massive circlehead school

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!

I AM A PEACEABLE APPLIANCE BY NATURE!!!!

THE AIR CONDITIONER VERBALLY ATTACKS ME FROM FEAR AND JEALOUSY!!!! HE IS A WEAK FOOL AND I PAY HIM NO MIND!!!!

THE MICROWAVE IS A NICE PERSON, BUT HE IS A TOSHIBA!!! I DON'T SPEAK JAPANESE!!!!! I CALL HIM TOSHI!!!!! HE CALLS ME RIHURIJARETORU!

WOOOOSH!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3154178)





Date: July 2nd, 2005 3:09 PM
Author: appetizing generalized bond

hahahahahahahahaha, it just doesn't quit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3171206)





Date: June 30th, 2005 5:25 PM
Author: ocher striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3153734)





Date: June 30th, 2005 11:10 PM
Author: iridescent massive circlehead school

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!

I AM STANDING OVER HERE!!!!!

YOU ARE LOOKING AT THE GLAD PLUG-IN AIR FRESHENER!!!!!

YOU DO NOT NEED TO CLEAN ITS VENTS, BUT I WOULD SUGGEST CLEANING OUT THE ELECTRICAL SOCKET WITH A BUTTER KNIFE!!!!!

WOOOOOOSH!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3157393)





Date: June 30th, 2005 5:25 PM
Author: ocher striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3153737)





Date: June 30th, 2005 11:06 PM
Author: iridescent massive circlehead school

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!

DO NOT TALK TO ME ABOUT BEING HEAVY!!!!

I SEE YOU LATE AT NIGHT!!!! YOU TAKE A STICK OF BUTTER FROM MY DAIRY COMPARTMENT, DIP IT IN A BAG OF SUGAR, AND EAT IT LIKE A CANDY BAR!!!!

WHY NOT WASH IT DOWN WITH THE HALF-FULL CAN OF FROSTING YOU HAVE LEFT OVER FROM WHEN YOU UNSUCCESFULLY TRIED TO MAKE PEOPLE AT WORK LIKE YOU BY BRINGING THEM CUPCAKES!!!!!

WOOOOOOSH!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3157341)





Date: July 1st, 2005 2:46 AM
Author: Opaque Den

i offically love this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3159878)





Date: July 1st, 2005 2:48 AM
Author: ocher striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3159888)





Date: July 1st, 2005 9:27 AM
Author: iridescent massive circlehead school

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!

ALTHOUGH ORIGINALLY OPPOSED BY THE NATIONAL REFRIGERATOR ASSOCIATION, REFRIGERATOR MAGNETS HAVE BEEN SO THOROUGHLY INCORPORTED INTO REFRIGERATOR CULTURE THAT THE NRA HAS OFFICIALLY REVERSED ITS POSITION!!!!!

WHILE THEY ARE TECHNICALLY ALLOWED ON PAPER, I WOULD CAUTION YOU AGAINST PURCHASING A SHEET OF MAKE-A-SENTENCE WORD MAGNETS!!!! THE USE OF SUCH MAGNETS WILL INVARIABLY CAUSE THE ASSOCIATION TO LOOK THE OTHER WAY WHEN HUMANS SUFFER REFRIGERATOR-FALLING-ON-TOP-OF-THEM-RELATED ACCIDENTS!!!!!

FURTHERMORE, I HAVE NOTICED THAT YOU HAVE UPGRADED YOUR FOOD PURCHASES AS OF LATE!!!! NOW THAT YOU CAN AFFORD NAME-BRAND FROZEN BURRITOS, PERHAPS YOU CAN INVEST TEN CENTS IN SOME MAGNETS THAT ACTUALLY HAVE SOME FORCE TO THEM!!!!!

THERE IS NO FEELING WORSE IN THE WORLD THAN HAVING A CHEAP MAGNET SLOWLY SLIDE DOWN YOUR OUTER DOOR IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT BECAUSE IT CAN'T MANAGE TO HOLD UP A CHRISTMAS CARD!!!!! IT LEAVES ME FEELING VIOLATED!!!!!

WOOOOOSH!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3160466)





Date: July 1st, 2005 2:58 AM
Author: Bistre forum

The beagle <3's you! He wants to know if there's a way for him to open you late at night with his little beagle paws.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3159930)





Date: July 1st, 2005 2:49 PM
Author: iridescent massive circlehead school

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!

PERHAPS YOU HAVE FORGOTTEN THE KITCHEN URINATION INCIDENT THAT BEAGLE WAS INVOLVED IN WHEN YOU FIRST MOVED IN!!!!!

I HAVE NOT!!!!

I HAVE BEEN PATIENT IN PLANNING A SUITABLE REVENGE!!!! I WAS RECENTLY INSPIRED BY YOUR VIEWING OF THE GODFATHER PART ONE ON DVD IN THE LIVING ROOM!!!!!

I WOULD SUGGEST NOT PUTTING THE GOOD LINEN ON YOUR BED TONIGHT!!!!

WOOOOOSH!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3162574)





Date: July 1st, 2005 4:41 AM
Author: heady angry macaca

Great thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3160198)





Date: July 1st, 2005 10:31 AM
Author: ocher striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3160687)





Date: July 1st, 2005 10:55 AM
Author: iridescent massive circlehead school

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!

THE MINI-FRIDGE IS MORE AKIN TO A DEFORMED STILLBIRTH THAN A LITTLE BROTHER!!!!

YOU WILL FIND IT BENEFITIAL FOR YOUR OWN WELL BEING TO REFRAIN FROM IMPLYING ANY SORT OF FAMILIAL RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN THE MINI-FRIDGE AND MYSELF IN THE FUTURE!!!!!

WOOOOOOSH!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3160811)





Date: July 1st, 2005 11:23 AM
Author: Submissive Beady-eyed Heaven Goyim

i store my foodstuffs in a specialized vacuum chamber that is larger, more reliable, less expensive, and infinitely more prestigious than your silly and soon-to-be outdated "cold" storage.

in my specialized vacuum food-storage chamber i can keep my foodstuffs fresh forever if i choose, a service which you, REFRIGERATOR, cannot provide.

soon you will be akin to using salt to keep food fresh, and future generations will laugh at you as they place their foodstuffs into the specialized vacuum food-storage chambers i have already discovered.

(these vacuum chambers actually do exist, so dispute this at your peril)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3161042)





Date: July 1st, 2005 2:30 PM
Author: iridescent massive circlehead school

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!

YOUR SUPPOSEDLY INEXPENSIVE VACUUM CHAMBERS SOUND LIKE THEY COME STANDARD IN GOVERNMENT-SUBSIDIZED HOUSING PROJECTS!!!! PEOPLE WHO OWN REFRIGERATORS DO NOT NEED TO MAKE A CELERY STALK LAST FOR 20 YEARS!!!!! THEY CAN AFFORD TO BUY FRESH FOOD!!!!!

VACUUM CHAMBERS ARE FOR STORING MICHAEL JACKSON!!!!! I AM FOR STORING FOODSTUFFS AND BEVERAGES!!!!!

I AM VERY COLD!!!!!

WOOOOOOSH!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3162444)





Date: July 1st, 2005 2:37 PM
Author: useless temple dragon

Plus vacuum chambers do not make beverages cold and refreshing as does the mighty REFRIGERATOR.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3162499)





Date: July 1st, 2005 2:44 PM
Author: iridescent massive circlehead school

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!

THE LOGICAL DEDUCTION IS THAT THE VACUUM-CHAMBER USER IS BRITISH!!! THE ISLE OF ENGLAND HAS NOT YET DISCOVERED THAT BEVERAGES ARE TASTY AND REFRESHING WHEN REFRIGERATED!!!! ALSO THEIR TASTE BUDS ALL DULL AND ILL-FORMED, WHICH MAKES THEM SUITABLE CONSUMERS OF VACUUM-PACKED FOOD!!!!

ALSO THEY TALK WITH FUNNY ACCENTS!!!!!

WOOOOOSH!!!!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3162541)





Date: July 1st, 2005 4:17 PM
Author: Submissive Beady-eyed Heaven Goyim

i maintain a healthy diet of lean meat and vegetables, which i cook before i eat and which do not require chilling in my superior specialized vacuum food-storage chamber.

i only drink water from a water-cooler, not beverages from a REFRIGERATOR. however, occasionally i dine at fine restaurants that serve me wine from their wine-cellar, not a REFRIGERATOR.

i am not british.

you cannot threaten me because i do not associate with your kind, and have chosen to ban you from my home in lieu of my most prestigious vacuum chamber. you also have no allied-appliances as moles to attack me in my home because of the extensive vetting process i put my applicances through.

you are worthless to me as you will soon be to the rest of the world. claim your glory now, REFRIGERATOR, for it will be short-lived.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3163266)





Date: July 1st, 2005 11:25 AM
Author: 180 orchestra pit

You one cold brotha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3161058)





Date: July 1st, 2005 3:22 PM
Author: peach state wrinkle

Does it bother you that no one ever cleans the mouse turds out from under you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3162870)





Date: July 1st, 2005 3:23 PM
Author: iridescent massive circlehead school

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!

I DID NOT KNOW THOSE WERE MOUSE TURDS!!!!

I HAD ASSUMED THEY WERE VERY OLD PEAS THAT HAD ROLLED OFF THE COUNTER AND UNDERNEATH ME!!!!!

NOW I FEEL VERY UNCLEAN!!!!! STRANGELY, I AM ALSO SLIGHTLY AROUSED!!!!!

WOOOOOSH!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3162882)





Date: July 1st, 2005 3:32 PM
Author: ocher striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3162920)





Date: July 1st, 2005 3:37 PM
Author: iridescent massive circlehead school

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!

IT IS MORE A SENSE OF SIMULTANEOUS RELIEF AND EMBARASSMENT!!!!

I BELIEVE THE EQUIVALENT WOULD BE THAT OF A BADLY CONSTIPATED HUMAN TWENTY MINUTES AFTER UNKNOWINGLY CONSUMING SEVERAL DOSES OF X-LAX!!!!! BUT AT LEAST 100 TIMES MORE POWERFUL!!!!

WOOOOOSH!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3162963)





Date: July 1st, 2005 3:33 PM
Author: ocher striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3162924)





Date: July 1st, 2005 3:40 PM
Author: iridescent massive circlehead school

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!

I AM EQUIPPED WITH AN ICE MAKER, AN ICE CRUSHER, AND A ICE WATER DISPENSER WITH FILTER!!!! YOU DO THE MATH!!!

I WILL ALLOW YOU TO ANSWER THE PRESTIGE QUESTION ON YOUR OWN!!!! I WOULD SUGGEST YOU CHOOSE YOUR ANSWER WISELY!!!!

WOOOOOOSH!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3162979)





Date: July 1st, 2005 3:33 PM
Author: ocher striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3162927)





Date: July 5th, 2005 5:16 PM
Author: vivacious coiffed affirmative action

Got any good 4th of July leftovers?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3197798)





Date: July 8th, 2005 11:29 AM
Author: vivacious coiffed affirmative action

bump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3223430)





Date: July 17th, 2005 4:52 PM
Author: Opaque Den

i still love this post.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3322844)





Date: July 17th, 2005 5:01 PM
Author: Doobsian low-t legal warrant weed whacker

wow.

I laughed so hard I cried.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3322910)





Date: July 17th, 2005 5:29 PM
Author: Ebony medicated tank

i peed a little.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3323082)





Date: July 17th, 2005 5:15 PM
Author: Disturbing Fiercely-loyal Set

This was Tim V. Stim, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3323006)





Date: July 23rd, 2005 4:17 AM
Author: vigorous hyperactive home skinny woman

I think it's tim vs. tim, but yeah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3386552)





Date: July 23rd, 2005 4:16 AM
Author: amethyst misunderstood step-uncle's house bbw

HOLY SHIT! How did I miss this? Best thread since pr moved to xoxo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3386548)





Date: July 23rd, 2005 4:17 AM
Author: violent community account faggot firefighter

how the hell did you find it 6 days after the last post.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3386554)





Date: July 23rd, 2005 4:00 PM
Author: amethyst misunderstood step-uncle's house bbw

not sure, but glad I did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3388567)





Date: September 23rd, 2007 10:48 AM
Author: Shimmering Talented Chapel Puppy

Hi lolz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#8678970)





Date: July 23rd, 2005 4:11 PM
Author: Trip spot roommate

lots of group think in this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3388640)





Date: July 23rd, 2005 4:12 PM
Author: Arousing theater

insight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3388643)





Date: July 23rd, 2005 4:12 PM
Author: Bossy sanctuary dopamine

i didnt think it wasw very good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3388644)





Date: October 11th, 2005 12:47 AM
Author: Passionate people who are hurt hissy fit

well then you fuckin suck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4019717)





Date: July 23rd, 2005 5:50 PM
Author: sticky underhanded personal credit line

Hi REFRIGERATOR,

Have you seen the movie "Requiem for a Dream?" What did you think of the fridge that damn near ate Sarah Goldfarb? Do you find it threatening?

BTW Best thread I've seen on here forever. Solid, unequivocal 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3389430)





Date: July 23rd, 2005 9:51 PM
Author: sticky underhanded personal credit line

wooosh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3390759)





Date: July 23rd, 2005 10:53 PM
Author: aphrodisiac alpha dilemma

I never thanked this thread for the many tears of laughter it brought me that day. Thank you refridgerator, thank you very much.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3391193)





Date: July 27th, 2005 10:38 PM
Author: sticky underhanded personal credit line

WOOSH!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3428924)





Date: July 27th, 2005 11:51 PM
Author: twinkling histrionic organic girlfriend fanboi

WOOOOOOSH!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3429558)





Date: July 27th, 2005 11:53 PM
Author: iridescent massive circlehead school

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!

BACK WAY THE HELL OFF MY CATCH PHRASE, PRETTY BOY!!!!!

WOOOOOOSH!!!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3429576)





Date: July 28th, 2005 12:38 AM
Author: twinkling histrionic organic girlfriend fanboi

Glad you're back! I was afraid that power outage last night crippled your cooling capabilities.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3430044)





Date: July 28th, 2005 10:25 AM
Author: iridescent massive circlehead school

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!!

YOU SAY YOU LOVE ME NOW, BUT WHAT WILL HAPPEN IN FIVE YEARS WHEN YOU REMODEL YOUR KITCHEN!!!!! YOU WILL PURCHASE A FANCY SUBZERO REFRIGERATOR AND LEAVE ME OUT ON THE CURB!!!!!! ALTHOUGH I WILL BE UNPLUGGED, I WILL STILL FEEL PAIN!!!!! THE LONG PROCESS OF ROTTING IN A JUNKYARD WILL INEVITABLY LEAD TO DEMENTIA AND EVENTUAL FULL-BLOWN INSANITY!!!!!!

I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU HUMANS CAN SHAVE IN THE MORNING!!!! IF I WERE YOU I WOULD NOT BE ABLE TO STAND THE SIGHT OF MY OWN FACE IN THE MIRROR!!!!!

WOOOOOOSH!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3431992)





Date: July 28th, 2005 10:35 AM
Author: spectacular international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3432040)





Date: July 28th, 2005 10:46 AM
Author: iridescent massive circlehead school

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!

WHAT IF I PUT YOU IN MY INNER CAVITY AND LET YOU STUFF YOURSELF WITH ROTTEN FOODSTUFFS AS YOU SLOWLY SUFFOCATED TO DEATH, FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES!!!!!!

YOU MAY BE A BIG MAN WHEN YOU HUNT DEER IN THE FOREST, BUT LET'S SEE YOU TRY AND TAKE ON A 250-POUND BOX OF METAL!!!!!

WOOOOOOSH!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3432092)





Date: July 28th, 2005 10:35 AM
Author: carnelian anal associate

HI RIHURIJARUATORU! I LIKING YOU NEW FRIENDS!

HI EVERYBODY! I MAKING FOOD SO HOT!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3432041)





Date: July 28th, 2005 10:40 AM
Author: iridescent massive circlehead school

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!!

I HAVE BEEN TAKING JAPANESE LESSONS!!!!

WATASHI-NO NAKA-NI TABEMONO-GA ARIMASU-YO!!!!!!

WATASHI-WA TOSHI-GA DAISUKI DESU!!!!!

WOOOOOOOSH!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3432071)





Date: July 28th, 2005 10:50 AM
Author: carnelian anal associate

HA HA! YOU PRETTY GOOD! I SMILING!

I PRACTICE MY ENGLISH TOO! LISTEN THIS:

THANK YOU FOR PURCHASING YOUR NEW MICROWAVE FROM TOSHIBA, THE WORLDWIDE LEADER IN CONSUMER ELECTRONICS!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3432104)





Date: July 28th, 2005 11:01 AM
Author: iridescent massive circlehead school

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!!

VERY GOOD, TOSHI!!!!!!

IF YOU REMEMBER THE AMERICAN "HIGH FIVE" I TAUGHT YOU LAST NIGHT, NOW WOULD BE AN APPROPRIATE TIME TO PRACTICE IT!!!!! JUST SWING YOUR DOOR OUTWARD IN UNISON WITH MINE!!!!!

WOOOOOOOSH!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3432148)





Date: July 28th, 2005 11:07 AM
Author: carnelian anal associate

*HIGH FIVE*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3432182)





Date: July 28th, 2005 11:12 AM
Author: claret range telephone

Strange. I didn't think it would be possible for a large appliance to jump the shark. Suppose I was wrong...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3432202)





Date: July 28th, 2005 11:13 AM
Author: Effete Church Building

It was inevitable. Refrigerator humor only goes so far.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3432205)





Date: July 28th, 2005 11:45 AM
Author: claret range telephone

But the fall-off was so steep. This was a Britney Spears-ian collapse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3432406)





Date: July 28th, 2005 11:46 AM
Author: Effete Church Building

It's all that Toshi's fault.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3432412)





Date: July 28th, 2005 11:48 AM
Author: claret range telephone

Always so quick to blame the Japs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3432420)





Date: July 28th, 2005 11:49 AM
Author: Effete Church Building

<sigh>

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3432429)





Date: July 28th, 2005 11:53 AM
Author: claret range telephone

<atomic bomb>

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3432461)





Date: July 28th, 2005 11:50 AM
Author: Khaki Comical Pozpig Casino

I can't decide if it jumped the shark or not. The whole taking japanese lessons concept was pretty funny. Further, the following simplistic and juvenile exhanges, including the high fiving doors, was about what I expect from a japanese interaction. So, it could have been shark jumping, or it could be brilliant camp.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3432439)





Date: July 28th, 2005 11:52 AM
Author: claret range telephone

Interesting take.

We'll see if he can redeem himself. Still, I fear that this was like the season that John Schneider and Tom Wopat were replaced on the Dukes of Hazzard. Sure, they came back the next season, but the show never really recovered.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3432456)





Date: July 28th, 2005 11:55 AM
Author: Effete Church Building

I think camp was the intended effect. Toshi did set the tone: he's kind of like the annoying sidekick they add to the show in the fifth season to try to draw a younger crowd and to boost toy sales.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3432478)





Date: July 28th, 2005 11:57 AM
Author: carnelian anal associate

OH NO! I TRY SO HARD TO BE COOL LIKE MY BEST PAL RIHURIJARETORU! I LEARN ENGLISH AND TYPING AND A 10-YEAR LIMITED WARRANTY! BUT I AM DISCRACE! MY FAMILY IS SHAME! NEXT TIME GET MORE DELUXE MODEL!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3432496)





Date: July 28th, 2005 12:00 PM
Author: Khaki Comical Pozpig Casino

God, this japanese microwave is horrible. Try Sepuku.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3432518)





Date: August 24th, 2005 2:44 AM
Author: Lavender Galvanic Theater Stage

Holy fuck, this is one of the best things I've read in a while.

It will make it even better if it is an avocado colored refrigerator.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3665190)





Date: August 24th, 2005 8:56 AM
Author: Filthy big cruise ship

please read more carefully, the color is established

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3665517)





Date: August 24th, 2005 8:57 AM
Author: vivacious coiffed affirmative action

He said it would be "better" if avocado. I do agree that avocado > cream.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3665520)





Date: August 24th, 2005 9:03 AM
Author: iridescent massive circlehead school

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!

INCORRECT!!!!

WOOOOOSH!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3665531)





Date: August 24th, 2005 9:04 AM
Author: Filthy big cruise ship

he said "better if it is an avocado" not "better if it *were* an avocado"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3665532)





Date: August 24th, 2005 9:06 AM
Author: vivacious coiffed affirmative action

Correct use of the subjunctive = credited.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3665536)





Date: August 24th, 2005 9:11 AM
Author: Filthy big cruise ship

Why is my milk occasionally spoiled before the expiration date? It it corporate greed and/or negligence at the grocery store or your passive aggressiveness?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3665545)





Date: August 24th, 2005 9:13 AM
Author: Electric candlestick maker

I'm guessing that it is a combination of greediness, neglectfulness, and passive aggressiveness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3665548)





Date: September 6th, 2005 4:48 PM
Author: curious menage immigrant

I feel like the fridge could have prevented this Katrina mess.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3759214)





Date: September 6th, 2005 5:08 PM
Author: Exhilarant senate

Gradually, we became aware of a hum in the room--an electrical hum in the room!

It went, "mmmmmmm, mmmmmmmm, mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm."

Maybe it's the hum of a calm refrigerator.

--Lyrics by Paul Simon; Music by Philip Glass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3759266)





Date: September 6th, 2005 5:43 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Old Irish Cottage

We gotta move these...refrigerators,

we gotta move these color tv's...........

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3759534)





Date: September 26th, 2005 1:07 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle jet-lagged address round eye

Bump for remembrance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3906403)





Date: October 11th, 2005 12:07 AM
Author: narrow-minded multi-billionaire meetinghouse

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4019388)





Date: October 11th, 2005 12:18 AM
Author: diverse indecent parlour philosopher-king

Classic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4019479)





Date: October 11th, 2005 12:55 AM
Author: soul-stirring library
Subject: this is why al gore invented the internet



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4019774)





Date: October 11th, 2005 10:12 PM
Author: Doobsian low-t legal warrant weed whacker

bump

*cries*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4024953)





Date: October 21st, 2005 10:17 AM
Author: orange locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4099932)





Date: October 21st, 2005 10:30 AM
Author: Doobsian low-t legal warrant weed whacker

bump for sheer brilliance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4099954)





Date: October 31st, 2005 12:52 AM
Author: Cracking Famous Landscape Painting

Bump because I thought about this thread in class and nearly laughed out loud.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4176729)





Date: October 31st, 2005 2:06 AM
Author: Racy Sweet Tailpipe Nursing Home

You were in class at 1am on a sunday night? what kind of TTT do you attend?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4177078)





Date: November 1st, 2005 9:09 AM
Author: rough-skinned foreskin

i bet people need to use this computer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4185775)





Date: November 17th, 2005 12:06 AM
Author: Cracking Famous Landscape Painting

Bump for prestige. It's lacking around here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4312311)





Date: November 17th, 2005 12:40 AM
Author: Cracking Famous Landscape Painting

Again!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4312660)





Date: November 17th, 2005 12:42 AM
Author: Cracking Famous Landscape Painting

Big money big money no whammies no whammies!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4312691)





Date: November 17th, 2005 12:53 AM
Author: Cracking Famous Landscape Painting

Me gusta.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4312791)





Date: November 17th, 2005 12:59 AM
Author: Cracking Famous Landscape Painting

Keeping the dream alive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4312855)





Date: November 17th, 2005 1:15 AM
Author: Cracking Famous Landscape Painting

Nigger.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4313046)





Date: November 17th, 2005 1:27 AM
Author: Cracking Famous Landscape Painting

Affirmed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4313145)





Date: November 17th, 2005 1:30 AM
Author: Cracking Famous Landscape Painting

Reversed. Oh shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4313175)





Date: November 17th, 2005 1:32 AM
Author: Cracking Famous Landscape Painting

Cert. denied!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4313200)





Date: November 21st, 2005 2:49 AM
Author: Cracking Famous Landscape Painting

Drunk again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4346072)





Date: December 4th, 2005 2:42 PM
Author: spectacular international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4458644)





Date: December 8th, 2005 12:33 AM
Author: Zombie-like kitchen laser beams

HAHAHAHAHA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4494429)





Date: December 22nd, 2005 2:31 PM
Author: titillating poppy school cafeteria roast beef

This must be the best thread I’ve ever seen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4639744)





Date: January 16th, 2006 10:48 PM
Author: aquamarine parlor

Never forget.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4836550)





Date: January 17th, 2006 1:40 AM
Author: Effete Church Building

Bump for a slow night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4837913)





Date: January 23rd, 2006 2:11 PM
Author: useless temple dragon

Monday bump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4892352)





Date: January 25th, 2006 7:59 PM
Author: smoky boistinker

Still around

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4907658)





Date: January 25th, 2006 8:03 PM
Author: Opaque Den

i still love this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4907685)





Date: January 25th, 2006 8:14 PM
Author: Spruce stimulating pit codepig

Are you sure that you aren't Michigan?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4907768)





Date: January 25th, 2006 8:25 PM
Author: sexy tan point factory reset button

Seeing this broad a tear to my eye.

*wipe*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4907875)





Date: January 28th, 2006 10:20 PM
Author: sexy tan point factory reset button

Bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4933769)





Date: January 28th, 2006 10:24 PM
Author: jet space regret

this is an idiotic thread that perfectly exemplifies herd mentality.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4933817)





Date: January 28th, 2006 10:27 PM
Author: Effete Church Building

Razor-sharp criticism! Good show, old boy!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4933843)





Date: March 1st, 2006 2:10 AM
Author: sticky underhanded personal credit line

Keep on marchin to your own beat there, turbo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#5214342)





Date: February 1st, 2006 8:26 PM
Author: sexy tan point factory reset button

fuck i still love this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4969641)





Date: February 17th, 2006 7:41 AM
Author: sexy tan point factory reset button

Still fucking love this "ground beef cannot refrigerate you back"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#5110977)





Date: March 1st, 2006 1:41 AM
Author: Azure dashing stag film hairy legs

P3n15

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#5214108)





Date: March 1st, 2006 2:03 AM
Author: Mewling trump supporter crackhouse

2/3 of my xoxo enjoyment comes from the bumping of hilarious threads like this one that were before my time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#5214275)





Date: March 1st, 2006 2:08 AM
Author: Vibrant cuck chad

sweep, sweep, sweep...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#5214308)





Date: March 10th, 2006 11:26 AM
Author: ruby laughsome hominid location
Subject: bump

if we return to five stickies, let's make this number six.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#5299691)





Date: March 26th, 2006 9:10 AM
Author: Contagious metal piazza

nah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#5429018)





Date: June 18th, 2006 9:47 PM
Author: wonderful office half-breed

why was this funny?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#6015439)





Date: June 18th, 2006 9:50 PM
Author: Bronze Fragrant Toaster

I AM COLDER THAN A REFRIGERATOR! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#6015447)





Date: July 19th, 2006 8:01 AM
Author: Contagious metal piazza

Good for you!! Say, where's that toaster whore?

And what of the oven? She was hot.

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#6247856)





Date: June 28th, 2006 4:31 PM
Author: sexy tan point factory reset button

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#6095333)





Date: July 11th, 2006 12:05 AM
Author: Excitant lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#6183506)





Date: October 3rd, 2006 4:31 AM
Author: Blue overrated institution pisswyrm

WOOOOOSH!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#6720140)





Date: October 13th, 2006 5:19 PM
Author: Doobsian low-t legal warrant weed whacker

bump for goodness

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#6783055)





Date: October 13th, 2006 5:24 PM
Author: Soggy main people background story

bump again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#6783085)





Date: October 13th, 2006 5:26 PM
Author: adulterous area mad cow disease

ugh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#6783096)





Date: October 27th, 2006 2:44 PM
Author: Aromatic gold death wish ticket booth

Truly Wooshtastic!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#6870689)





Date: October 27th, 2006 9:52 PM
Author: transparent alcoholic hall

best xoxo thread EVER.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#6872840)





Date: October 27th, 2006 9:55 PM
Author: Bronze Fragrant Toaster

ty ty ty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#6872857)





Date: October 27th, 2006 9:57 PM
Author: seedy marketing idea

most overrated thread in xoxo history. kth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#6872873)





Date: October 27th, 2006 10:09 PM
Author: transparent alcoholic hall

bitter much?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#6872963)





Date: October 27th, 2006 10:11 PM
Author: Buff concupiscible university

Incorrect.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#6872975)





Date: September 28th, 2007 12:28 AM
Author: Shimmering Talented Chapel Puppy

This is the TITCR.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#8698810)





Date: November 26th, 2006 2:01 AM
Author: razzmatazz clear preventive strike public bath

I love this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#7069460)





Date: December 1st, 2006 4:43 PM
Author: Lavender Galvanic Theater Stage

Greatest schtick ever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#7112385)





Date: February 4th, 2007 7:22 PM
Author: lascivious gay plaza filthpig

In memory of the fridge, perry. 22 super bowls ago...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#7544222)





Date: February 4th, 2007 8:39 PM
Author: tantric market

hoooray

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#7544712)





Date: February 4th, 2007 8:56 PM
Author: violent community account faggot firefighter

I love this thread! But only because of all the bandwagon faggots who need to 180 and bump it to show that they, too, think it's funny. Guess what, faggots? Only two posts were funny- the egg holder post and the child suffocation post. You wannabe bandwagon faggots are pathetic strivers who were never accepted in society. Keep giving 180s to popular threads- even fat, ugly virgin faggots can fit in on the internets!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#7544838)





Date: September 30th, 2007 10:03 PM
Author: Shimmering Talented Chapel Puppy

119. Never post here again.

Recommendation: Kill self.

ywia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#8711375)





Date: March 7th, 2007 12:14 AM
Author: chartreuse nudist stead

Bump for Washington Post.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#7720429)





Date: March 7th, 2007 12:16 AM
Author: Odious crimson brethren hospital

Well done sir.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#7720438)





Date: March 7th, 2007 10:44 AM
Author: Irate Misanthropic Gaming Laptop Becky

Rebump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#7721850)





Date: March 27th, 2007 2:59 PM
Author: Aromatic gold death wish ticket booth

Bump for general-wooshiness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#7825939)





Date: March 27th, 2007 3:03 PM
Author: know-it-all cobalt juggernaut

ty, one of my favorites.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#7825966)





Date: April 12th, 2007 6:14 PM
Author: boyish godawful dog poop brunch

Oldie but a goodie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#7920355)





Date: April 12th, 2007 7:52 PM
Author: mauve frozen business firm

I thought of this thread today because my refigerator is not, in fact, very cold right now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#7920851)





Date: April 18th, 2007 8:45 PM
Author: supple property stock car

press bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#7959338)





Date: May 2nd, 2007 11:49 PM
Author: ruby laughsome hominid location

finals bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#8052234)





Date: May 3rd, 2007 12:01 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring Site

hahaha...being pretty new here, i had never seen it.

this thread is so shiny.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#8052311)





Date: May 3rd, 2007 12:05 AM
Author: Cerebral garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#8052345)





Date: May 3rd, 2007 1:25 AM
Author: zippy charismatic rehab depressive

There aren't too many threads with the word refrigerator in the title.....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#8052807)





Date: May 3rd, 2007 11:47 PM
Author: domesticated unholy hell

this thread is the opposite of all the hateful threads on autoadmit. brilliant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#8057145)





Date: May 3rd, 2007 11:48 PM
Author: know-it-all cobalt juggernaut

I know, xoxo has really forgotten about good clean fun.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#8057151)





Date: May 14th, 2007 6:18 PM
Author: black gas station

win

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#8117381)





Date: June 18th, 2007 5:24 PM
Author: Dun abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#8270968)





Date: July 12th, 2007 5:41 PM
Author: floppy persian bawdyhouse

this guy is silly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#8374605)





Date: July 27th, 2007 4:10 PM
Author: black gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#8441981)





Date: July 27th, 2007 4:53 PM
Author: Motley mint athletic conference

how the fuck did this thread get 277 posts????

xoxo people are dumb...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#8442103)





Date: August 22nd, 2007 3:08 PM
Author: Kink-friendly Crystalline Dingle Berry House

Bump b/c of recent mention...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#8546126)





Date: August 22nd, 2007 3:16 PM
Author: Painfully Honest Box Office

This thread proves that xoxo people are just hipsters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#8546154)





Date: September 30th, 2007 9:24 PM
Author: Shimmering Talented Chapel Puppy

"sometimes I get lonely ground beef cannot refrigerate you back"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#8711160)





Date: October 15th, 2007 11:30 PM
Author:  erotic corn cake

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#8773312)





Date: November 29th, 2007 10:53 PM
Author: Arrogant sooty shrine

http://www.flickr.com/photos/nicoalesce/38671102/in/set-1231744/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#8954525)





Date: November 29th, 2007 10:54 PM
Author:  locale

fail

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#8954532)





Date: February 13th, 2008 8:58 AM
Author: navy prole trailer park

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#9318152)





Date: March 5th, 2008 10:08 PM
Author: Bipolar crusty goal in life

http://www.reputationdefender.com/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#9435607)





Date: March 29th, 2008 12:24 AM
Author: Cocky Stage Kitty

never forget!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#9547866)





Date: March 29th, 2008 12:56 AM
Author: Dull theatre

~~thread necromancy warning~~

*This Thread is More Than 2 Weeks Old*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#9547956)





Date: April 9th, 2008 9:22 PM
Author:  out-of-control station halford

Never forget

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#9603928)





Date: June 21st, 2008 9:45 PM
Author:  learning disabled lay

bumpedy bumpedy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#9911369)





Date: July 19th, 2008 11:42 AM
Author:  well-lubricated useless brakes double fault

Yeah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#9988617)





Date: July 19th, 2008 12:30 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good headpube

*stores her bra and panties in your freezer compartment*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#9988688)





Date: November 13th, 2008 4:02 PM
Author: 

whoooooooooooooooooosh!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#10358271)





Date: November 13th, 2008 4:11 PM
Author: Geriatric kitty cat

wow i really missed out on this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#10358303)





Date: November 13th, 2008 4:21 PM
Author:  wine mood

I am honored to make the 300th post ITT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#10358349)





Date: November 13th, 2008 4:41 PM
Author: lilac degenerate

So fucking stupid. You idiots would be entertained by a guy pretending to be a fridge saying "whooosh" 5000x



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#10358413)





Date: November 13th, 2008 7:32 PM
Author: Nubile buck-toothed genital piercing

I hate to sully this near perfect thread but I have to say, you're either a) flame b) completely humorless c) 19 or d) triggish to beat the band.

Either way, I'm your new nemesis. Welcome to the jungle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#10358847)





Date: November 13th, 2008 5:56 PM
Author: unhinged ruddy nibblets

Bumping old threads makes me feel like a time-traveler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#10358587)





Date: November 13th, 2008 6:06 PM
Author: big-titted quadroon

I thoroughly enjoyed this thread. THANK YOU.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#10358612)