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I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!! I AM VERY COLD!!! WOOOOOSH!!!!!!

WOOOOOOOOSH!!!
Light Hyperventilating Center
  06/29/05
Are you a top or bottom?
impertinent adventurous office
  06/29/05
WOOOOOOOOOSH!!!!
Light Hyperventilating Center
  06/29/05
The freezer gives it to you like the bitch that you are, doe...
impertinent adventurous office
  06/29/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!! MY INTERNAL LIGHT IS SHUT OFF WHE...
Light Hyperventilating Center
  06/29/05
You're fat.
impertinent adventurous office
  06/29/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!! MY LARGE CAPACITY IS VERY PRESTIG...
Light Hyperventilating Center
  06/29/05
Damn. A+
impertinent adventurous office
  06/29/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!! I DO NOT RECEIVE GRADES!!! I A...
Light Hyperventilating Center
  06/29/05
180
Passionate opaque nursing home
  06/29/05
Do you have a spacious vegetable crisper?
territorial yapping corner
  06/29/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!! I HAVE TWO SPACIOUS VEGETABLE CRI...
Light Hyperventilating Center
  06/29/05
180
ivory bbw
  06/29/05
...
cracking karate
  06/29/05
Yes, I laughed out loud
Beady-eyed brunch therapy
  06/29/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!! I AM NOT AN AIR CONDITIONER!!!!!...
Light Hyperventilating Center
  06/29/05
I just got you confused with a different poster. Are you ...
Beady-eyed brunch therapy
  06/29/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!! I AM NOT A CHILDREN'S BOOK BY DR...
Light Hyperventilating Center
  06/29/05
I did this my first week in my new place. I had been so good...
French cordovan place of business
  06/29/05
...I am a grocery bag...
bateful insanely creepy plaza
  06/29/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!! GROCERY BAGS ARE USELESS AFTER T...
Light Hyperventilating Center
  06/29/05
more feces is rolling in his grave.
Aqua Heaven
  06/29/05
It's a sad day when this is one of the most active threads.
underhanded faggot firefighter
  06/29/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!! I AM MORE PRESTIGIOUS THAN YOU!!...
Light Hyperventilating Center
  06/29/05
This is the best thread in months.
French cordovan place of business
  06/29/05
May I have some ice cream?
Gay Dead Mediation Laser Beams
  06/29/05
he is NOT a freezer
Beady-eyed brunch therapy
  06/29/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!! THANK YOU FOR ASKING NICELY!!!! ...
Light Hyperventilating Center
  06/29/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!! UNLIKE THE ICEBOXES OF YORE, I C...
Light Hyperventilating Center
  06/29/05
There's never anything worth eating here.
bateful insanely creepy plaza
  06/29/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!! I DO NOT DO YOUR SHOPPING FOR YOU...
Light Hyperventilating Center
  06/29/05
Do you have an ice and water dispenser in the door? If so, c...
territorial yapping corner
  06/29/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!! I HAVE A CONVENIENT ICE MAKER AND...
Light Hyperventilating Center
  06/29/05
"REFRIGATORIAL" Always worth a bump.
aggressive confused boiling water azn
  06/21/08
This is the best schtick in ages. The part about the plas...
ivory bbw
  06/29/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!! AT NIGHT SOMETIMES I GET LONELY...
Light Hyperventilating Center
  06/29/05
do you have one of those compartments for storing canned sod...
ivory bbw
  06/29/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!! MAYBE IF YOU PURCHASED BRAND-NAME...
Light Hyperventilating Center
  06/29/05
I buy the 24 packs, which unfortunately haven't come in refr...
ivory bbw
  06/29/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!! WHY DO YOU SHOP AT COSTCO!!!!! ...
Light Hyperventilating Center
  06/29/05
Every grocery store sells soda in 24 packs. I shop at Foo...
ivory bbw
  06/29/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!! I WAS GOING TO INSULT YOU, BUT Y...
Light Hyperventilating Center
  06/29/05
180. Really well-played so far.
excitant overrated parlour
  06/29/05
Agreed. The first legitimate non-watered down 180 in a long ...
French cordovan place of business
  06/29/05
This is a very prestigious thread. Very creative. Reminds...
Thriller site
  06/29/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!! YOUR KINDERGARTEN FANTASIES HAVE...
Light Hyperventilating Center
  06/29/05
Yes, leftover meat inside of you is a very pleasurable feeli...
French cordovan place of business
  06/29/05
Unless you are a Sub-Z (preferrably a twin), you are decided...
territorial yapping corner
  06/29/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!! IF I WERE YOU I WOULD NOT CONTINU...
Light Hyperventilating Center
  06/29/05
191
impertinent adventurous office
  06/29/05
This is my favorite.
Ebony Sexy Abode
  06/29/05
That is a strong 180. Sort of the opposite of the "Giv...
flickering glittery senate
  06/29/05
You've just inspired me to write a children's book about thi...
Ebony Sexy Abode
  06/30/05
I can't believe I clicked on this thread and I really can't ...
pea-brained hairraiser piazza
  06/29/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!! EVERYBODY ENJOYS A COLD BEVERAGE...
Light Hyperventilating Center
  06/29/05
likewise.
alcoholic associate
  06/29/05
Outstanding thread. A++
haunting low-t spot generalized bond
  06/29/05
best thread all day.
cruel-hearted internal respiration toilet seat
  06/29/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!! I AM VERY COLD!!!!! IF YOU FIN...
Light Hyperventilating Center
  06/29/05
I laughed. I cried. I hid my face behind a piece of paper. T...
soul-stirring maroon point
  06/29/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!! I AM DESIGNED AROUND A TIMELESS ...
Light Hyperventilating Center
  06/29/05
hahahahahahahahahhahahhah! Agreed. However, I think true whi...
French cordovan place of business
  06/29/05
Hey, how is your lightbulb holding up? My breaker got tri...
French cordovan place of business
  06/29/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!! YOU LAZY HUMANS DISGUST ME!!!!!...
Light Hyperventilating Center
  06/29/05
No, you're wrong. I punish myself and you by not eating and ...
French cordovan place of business
  06/29/05
This is seriously among the best threads in a very long time...
Pungent orchid church building
  06/29/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!! THE ANSWER TO YOUR QUESTION CON...
Light Hyperventilating Center
  06/29/05
Sometimes I think I have another beer or two inside of you b...
excitant overrated parlour
  06/29/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!! SOMETIMES I GET THIRSTY TOO!!!! ...
Light Hyperventilating Center
  06/29/05
REFRIGERATOR: Quiet down and get back to keeping my beers c...
territorial yapping corner
  06/29/05
hahaha.
French cordovan place of business
  06/29/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!! I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY IT!!!!!...
Light Hyperventilating Center
  06/29/05
Fair enough, I take it back. I couldn't handle a kegerator a...
territorial yapping corner
  06/29/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!! I DEIGN TO ACCEPT YOUR APOLOGY!!!...
Light Hyperventilating Center
  06/29/05
OK, I lost it right about "I WILL TOPPLE OVER AND CRUSH...
Iridescent Supple Orchestra Pit
  06/30/05
this really should have been written by FRAT_STUD2LAw
Swashbuckling bisexual ratface
  07/23/05
A truly prestigious thread. I'm sorry about the time I wa...
big marketing idea
  06/29/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!! YOUR APOLOGY IS ACCEPTED!!!! I...
Light Hyperventilating Center
  06/29/05
Bastard. What is your favorite food to have stored inside...
big marketing idea
  06/29/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!! I MUST ADMIT THAT I AM PARTIAL T...
Light Hyperventilating Center
  06/29/05
also, WHY DO YOU YELL? aren't the new models very quiet?
big marketing idea
  06/29/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!! IF YOU CANNOT HANDLE MY GOD-LIKE...
Light Hyperventilating Center
  06/29/05
if you battled more feces guy, who would win? you could free...
big marketing idea
  06/29/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!! THERE WOULD BE NO BATTLE!!!!! ...
Light Hyperventilating Center
  06/29/05
STFU YOU FOOL I KEEP A WHOLE HOUSE CLEAN WHILST YOU WORK ...
frozen water buffalo
  06/29/05
Allow me to break character just long enough to say this isn...
Light Hyperventilating Center
  06/29/05
I thought your shit was funny as well AC
flickering glittery senate
  06/29/05
Me too. Just not the racism (or, at least, the unnecessary ...
Light Hyperventilating Center
  06/29/05
Agreed. Well done 'fridge.
flickering glittery senate
  06/29/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!! YOUR COMPLIMENT HAS BEEN REGISTE...
Light Hyperventilating Center
  06/29/05
180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 ...
Flushed faggotry
  06/29/05
I agree
spectacular impressive multi-billionaire cumskin
  06/29/05
This is slightly funnier than the originator of this line of...
Fuchsia incel persian
  06/30/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!! I AM VERY COLD!!!!! MY TEMPER...
Light Hyperventilating Center
  06/30/05
The milk isn't the problem, and the sour cream placement has...
Fuchsia incel persian
  06/30/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!! YOU HAVE CALLED MY BLUFF!!!!! ...
Light Hyperventilating Center
  06/30/05
*swallowed and subsequently suffocated by refrigerator*
Fuchsia incel persian
  06/30/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!! *BURP* WOOOOOOSH!!!!!
Light Hyperventilating Center
  06/30/05
In all seriousness, there is a Refrigerator repairman in my ...
territorial yapping corner
  06/30/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!! LET ME PUT IT TO YOU THIS WAY: DO...
Light Hyperventilating Center
  06/30/05
hahahahahahaha
French cordovan place of business
  07/02/05
The shelves on your door broke, so now your main cavity is s...
Trip meetinghouse
  06/30/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!! DOESN'T IT STRIKE YOU AS IRONIC ...
Light Hyperventilating Center
  06/30/05
Oh...My...God. One...Fucking...Eighty.
Chestnut diverse bawdyhouse
  06/30/05
Um, thanks. Some people can't even pretend to be a refr...
Trip meetinghouse
  06/30/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!! YOU IMPROPERLY STORE FOODSTUFFS ...
Light Hyperventilating Center
  06/30/05
I changed my mind. This is my new favorite.
Ebony Sexy Abode
  06/30/05
"I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!! DOESN'T IT STRIKE YOU AS I...
Bonkers Massive Mad Cow Disease
  07/01/05
Just to be the 100th post.
impertinent adventurous office
  06/30/05
Shameless bump
Concupiscible Embarrassed To The Bone Shitlib Organic Girlfriend
  07/19/05
Credited.
impertinent adventurous office
  07/19/05
How often should I clean you?
soul-stirring maroon point
  06/30/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!! AS OFTEN AS YOU WANT, BABY!!!! ...
Light Hyperventilating Center
  06/30/05
Your thoughts on baking soda?
impertinent adventurous office
  06/30/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!! BAKING SODA IS FOR BAKING, NOT F...
Light Hyperventilating Center
  06/30/05
Man, I knew those Arm & Hammer fuckers were no good. Th...
impertinent adventurous office
  06/30/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!! YOU ARE WELCOME, BUT YOUR OVERREL...
Light Hyperventilating Center
  06/30/05
This might be my favorite post in the thread.
Drunken Space Telephone
  07/19/08
Why does condensation keep forming on your outer doors?
razzle skinny woman address
  06/30/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!! I AM VERY COLD!!!! WOOOOOSH!!...
Light Hyperventilating Center
  06/30/05
Do you get along with any other kitchen appliances? Do you ...
Pungent orchid church building
  06/30/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!! I AM A PEACEABLE APPLIANCE BY NA...
Light Hyperventilating Center
  06/30/05
hahahahahahahahaha, it just doesn't quit.
French cordovan place of business
  07/02/05
...
violent swollen chapel
  06/30/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!! I AM STANDING OVER HERE!!!!! Y...
Light Hyperventilating Center
  06/30/05
...
violent swollen chapel
  06/30/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!! DO NOT TALK TO ME ABOUT BEING HE...
Light Hyperventilating Center
  06/30/05
i offically love this thread.
cruel-hearted internal respiration toilet seat
  07/01/05
...
violent swollen chapel
  07/01/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!! ALTHOUGH ORIGINALLY OPPOSED BY T...
Light Hyperventilating Center
  07/01/05
The beagle <3's you! He wants to know if there's a way f...
Flushed faggotry
  07/01/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!! PERHAPS YOU HAVE FORGOTTEN THE KI...
Light Hyperventilating Center
  07/01/05
Great thread.
Crawly locus
  07/01/05
...
violent swollen chapel
  07/01/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!! THE MINI-FRIDGE IS MORE AKIN TO ...
Light Hyperventilating Center
  07/01/05
i store my foodstuffs in a specialized vacuum chamber that i...
navy location
  07/01/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!! YOUR SUPPOSEDLY INEXPENSIVE VACU...
Light Hyperventilating Center
  07/01/05
Plus vacuum chambers do not make beverages cold and refreshi...
soul-stirring maroon point
  07/01/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!! THE LOGICAL DEDUCTION IS THAT TH...
Light Hyperventilating Center
  07/01/05
i maintain a healthy diet of lean meat and vegetables, which...
navy location
  07/01/05
You one cold brotha
floppy mother idiot
  07/01/05
Does it bother you that no one ever cleans the mouse turds o...
hyperactive hateful messiness state
  07/01/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!! I DID NOT KNOW THOSE WERE MOUSE T...
Light Hyperventilating Center
  07/01/05
...
violent swollen chapel
  07/01/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!! IT IS MORE A SENSE OF SIMULTANEO...
Light Hyperventilating Center
  07/01/05
...
violent swollen chapel
  07/01/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!! I AM EQUIPPED WITH AN ICE MAKER,...
Light Hyperventilating Center
  07/01/05
...
violent swollen chapel
  07/01/05
Got any good 4th of July leftovers?
Pungent orchid church building
  07/05/05
bump.
Pungent orchid church building
  07/08/05
i still love this post.
cruel-hearted internal respiration toilet seat
  07/17/05
wow. I laughed so hard I cried.
Drunken Space Telephone
  07/17/05
i peed a little.
motley crystalline scourge upon the earth
  07/17/05
This was Tim V. Stim, right?
bateful insanely creepy plaza
  07/17/05
I think it's tim vs. tim, but yeah.
Chestnut diverse bawdyhouse
  07/23/05
HOLY SHIT! How did I miss this? Best thread since pr moved ...
costumed lay hissy fit
  07/23/05
how the hell did you find it 6 days after the last post.
Disturbing halford
  07/23/05
not sure, but glad I did.
costumed lay hissy fit
  07/23/05
Hi lolz
heady metal forum personal credit line
  09/23/07
lots of group think in this thread
sadistic trailer park dragon
  07/23/05
insight
Fragrant violent private investor
  07/23/05
i didnt think it wasw very good.
Dashing gunner crotch
  07/23/05
well then you fuckin suck.
Lilac stirring range
  10/11/05
Hi REFRIGERATOR, Have you seen the movie "Requiem fo...
Cerebral trump supporter
  07/23/05
wooosh
Cerebral trump supporter
  07/23/05
I never thanked this thread for the many tears of laughter i...
Stubborn dull newt
  07/23/05
WOOSH!
Cerebral trump supporter
  07/27/05
WOOOOOOSH!!!
Razzmatazz Kitchen Patrolman
  07/27/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!! BACK WAY THE HELL OFF MY CATCH P...
Light Hyperventilating Center
  07/27/05
Glad you're back! I was afraid that power outage last night ...
Razzmatazz Kitchen Patrolman
  07/28/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!! YOU SAY YOU LOVE ME NOW, BUT WH...
Light Hyperventilating Center
  07/28/05
...
chartreuse contagious indian lodge dopamine
  07/28/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!! WHAT IF I PUT YOU IN MY INNER CA...
Light Hyperventilating Center
  07/28/05
HI RIHURIJARUATORU! I LIKING YOU NEW FRIENDS! HI EVERYBODY...
Appetizing Misunderstood Feces Ladyboy
  07/28/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!! I HAVE BEEN TAKING JAPANESE LES...
Light Hyperventilating Center
  07/28/05
HA HA! YOU PRETTY GOOD! I SMILING! I PRACTICE MY ENGLIS...
Appetizing Misunderstood Feces Ladyboy
  07/28/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!! VERY GOOD, TOSHI!!!!!! IF YO...
Light Hyperventilating Center
  07/28/05
*HIGH FIVE*
Appetizing Misunderstood Feces Ladyboy
  07/28/05
Strange. I didn't think it would be possible for a large ap...
pink fantasy-prone temple antidepressant drug
  07/28/05
It was inevitable. Refrigerator humor only goes so far.
Concupiscible Embarrassed To The Bone Shitlib Organic Girlfriend
  07/28/05
But the fall-off was so steep. This was a Britney Spears-ia...
pink fantasy-prone temple antidepressant drug
  07/28/05
It's all that Toshi's fault.
Concupiscible Embarrassed To The Bone Shitlib Organic Girlfriend
  07/28/05
Always so quick to blame the Japs.
pink fantasy-prone temple antidepressant drug
  07/28/05
<sigh>
Concupiscible Embarrassed To The Bone Shitlib Organic Girlfriend
  07/28/05
<atomic bomb>
pink fantasy-prone temple antidepressant drug
  07/28/05
I can't decide if it jumped the shark or not. The whole tak...
racy box office macaca
  07/28/05
Interesting take. We'll see if he can redeem himself. St...
pink fantasy-prone temple antidepressant drug
  07/28/05
I think camp was the intended effect. Toshi did set the ton...
Concupiscible Embarrassed To The Bone Shitlib Organic Girlfriend
  07/28/05
OH NO! I TRY SO HARD TO BE COOL LIKE MY BEST PAL RIHURIJARE...
Appetizing Misunderstood Feces Ladyboy
  07/28/05
God, this japanese microwave is horrible. Try Sepuku.
racy box office macaca
  07/28/05
Holy fuck, this is one of the best things I've read in a whi...
Flesh exhilarant public bath
  08/24/05
please read more carefully, the color is established
Lake arousing church
  08/24/05
He said it would be "better" if avocado. I do agr...
Pungent orchid church building
  08/24/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!! INCORRECT!!!! WOOOOOSH!!!!!!
Light Hyperventilating Center
  08/24/05
he said "better if it is an avocado" not "bet...
Lake arousing church
  08/24/05
Correct use of the subjunctive = credited.
Pungent orchid church building
  08/24/05
Why is my milk occasionally spoiled before the expiration da...
Lake arousing church
  08/24/05
I'm guessing that it is a combination of greediness, neglect...
Gay Dead Mediation Laser Beams
  08/24/05
I feel like the fridge could have prevented this Katrina mes...
Federal wonderful theater
  09/06/05
Gradually, we became aware of a hum in the room--an electric...
Offensive fortuitous meteor
  09/06/05
We gotta move these...refrigerators, we gotta move these...
impertinent adventurous office
  09/06/05
Bump for remembrance.
Sapphire boyish double fault
  09/26/05
bump
Hairless doobsian travel guidebook tanning salon
  10/11/05
Classic.
mind-boggling brindle useless brakes
  10/11/05
...
Aromatic Selfie Ape
  10/11/05
bump *cries*
Drunken Space Telephone
  10/11/05
...
Multi-colored Institution Alpha
  10/21/05
bump for sheer brilliance.
Drunken Space Telephone
  10/21/05
Bump because I thought about this thread in class and nearly...
Vibrant salmon nibblets home
  10/31/05
You were in class at 1am on a sunday night? what kind of TTT...
smoky magical volcanic crater
  10/31/05
i bet people need to use this computer
gold library
  11/01/05
Bump for prestige. It's lacking around here.
Vibrant salmon nibblets home
  11/17/05
Again!
Vibrant salmon nibblets home
  11/17/05
Big money big money no whammies no whammies!
Vibrant salmon nibblets home
  11/17/05
Me gusta.
Vibrant salmon nibblets home
  11/17/05
Keeping the dream alive.
Vibrant salmon nibblets home
  11/17/05
Nigger.
Vibrant salmon nibblets home
  11/17/05
Affirmed.
Vibrant salmon nibblets home
  11/17/05
Reversed. Oh shit.
Vibrant salmon nibblets home
  11/17/05
Cert. denied!
Vibrant salmon nibblets home
  11/17/05
Drunk again.
Vibrant salmon nibblets home
  11/21/05
...
chartreuse contagious indian lodge dopamine
  12/04/05
HAHAHAHAHA
Titillating poppy stag film
  12/08/05
This must be the best thread I’ve ever seen.
Shivering parlor
  12/22/05
Never forget.
haunting low-t spot generalized bond
  01/16/06
Bump for a slow night.
Concupiscible Embarrassed To The Bone Shitlib Organic Girlfriend
  01/17/06
Monday bump.
soul-stirring maroon point
  01/23/06
Still around
obsidian candlestick maker athletic conference
  01/25/06
i still love this thread.
cruel-hearted internal respiration toilet seat
  01/25/06
Are you sure that you aren't Michigan?
galvanic stock car school
  01/25/06
Seeing this broad a tear to my eye. *wipe*
khaki hell toaster
  01/25/06
Bump
khaki hell toaster
  01/28/06
this is an idiotic thread that perfectly exemplifies herd me...
Lascivious Really Tough Guy
  01/28/06
Razor-sharp criticism! Good show, old boy!
Concupiscible Embarrassed To The Bone Shitlib Organic Girlfriend
  01/28/06
Keep on marchin to your own beat there, turbo
Cerebral trump supporter
  03/01/06
fuck i still love this thread
khaki hell toaster
  02/01/06
Still fucking love this "ground beef cannot refrigerate...
khaki hell toaster
  02/17/06
P3n15
Brilliant histrionic hairy legs
  03/01/06
2/3 of my xoxo enjoyment comes from the bumping of hilarious...
Curious dingle berry
  03/01/06
sweep, sweep, sweep...
Marvelous school cafeteria
  03/01/06
bump
Razzle-dazzle gas station ceo
  03/10/06
nah
Burgundy Mad-dog Skullcap National
  03/26/06
why was this funny?
Rough-skinned Henna Main People Dilemma
  06/18/06
I AM COLDER THAN A REFRIGERATOR! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...
deep exciting liquid oxygen
  06/18/06
Good for you!! Say, where's that toaster whore? And what o...
Burgundy Mad-dog Skullcap National
  07/19/06
bump
khaki hell toaster
  06/28/06
...
Jade odious fat ankles
  07/11/06
WOOOOOSH!!!!!!
charismatic shrine
  10/03/06
bump for goodness
Drunken Space Telephone
  10/13/06
bump again
yellow philosopher-king hominid
  10/13/06
ugh
high-end electric haunted graveyard whorehouse
  10/13/06
Truly Wooshtastic!
Outnumbered den gaping
  10/27/06
best xoxo thread EVER.
Spruce Stimulating Legal Warrant
  10/27/06
ty ty ty
deep exciting liquid oxygen
  10/27/06
most overrated thread in xoxo history. kth.
Bipolar set psychic
  10/27/06
bitter much?
Spruce Stimulating Legal Warrant
  10/27/06
Incorrect.
Provocative locale jew
  10/27/06
This is the TITCR.
heady metal forum personal credit line
  09/28/07
I love this thread.
ruby laughsome theater stage
  11/26/06
Greatest schtick ever.
Flesh exhilarant public bath
  12/01/06
In memory of the fridge, perry. 22 super bowls ago...
Insecure Cuckoldry
  02/04/07
hoooray
Cowardly 180 hall
  02/04/07
I love this thread! But only because of all the bandwagon fa...
Disturbing halford
  02/04/07
119. Never post here again. Recommendation: Kill self. ...
heady metal forum personal credit line
  09/30/07
Bump for Washington Post.
soggy comical gaming laptop ticket booth
  03/07/07
Well done sir.
Aphrodisiac Twisted Theatre Sweet Tailpipe
  03/07/07
Rebump
Indecent House-broken Hunting Ground Boltzmann
  03/07/07
Bump for general-wooshiness.
Outnumbered den gaping
  03/27/07
ty, one of my favorites.
Medicated red affirmative action resort
  03/27/07
Oldie but a goodie.
cream genital piercing
  04/12/07
I thought of this thread today because my refigerator is not...
Vivacious Sickened Rehab Party Of The First Part
  04/12/07
press bump
Purple Partner
  04/18/07
finals bump
Razzle-dazzle gas station ceo
  05/02/07
hahaha...being pretty new here, i had never seen it. this...
Talented filthpig field
  05/03/07
...
vigorous mood
  05/03/07
There aren't too many threads with the word refrigerator in ...
Topaz prole pervert
  05/03/07
this thread is the opposite of all the hateful threads on au...
scarlet puppy cruise ship
  05/03/07
I know, xoxo has really forgotten about good clean fun.
Medicated red affirmative action resort
  05/03/07
win
Maize Demanding Stage
  05/14/07
...
zombie-like know-it-all voyeur
  06/18/07
this guy is silly
bistre half-breed casino
  07/12/07
...
Maize Demanding Stage
  07/27/07
how the fuck did this thread get 277 posts???? xoxo peopl...
Irradiated Becky
  07/27/07
Bump b/c of recent mention...
irate sanctuary sex offender
  08/22/07
This thread proves that xoxo people are just hipsters
flatulent chad
  08/22/07
"sometimes I get lonely ground beef cannot refrigerate ...
heady metal forum personal credit line
  09/30/07
bump
cerise lodge
  10/15/07
http://www.flickr.com/photos/nicoalesce/38671102/in/set-1231...
snowy menage
  11/29/07
fail
bull headed pocket flask
  11/29/07
bump
rusted step-uncle's house
  02/13/08
http://www.reputationdefender.com/
Stage
  03/05/08
never forget!
Sick Ultramarine Area Indirect Expression
  03/29/08
~~thread necromancy warning~~ *This Thread is More Than 2...
Lavender Juggernaut House
  03/29/08
Never forget
Slate Useless Wagecucks Native
  04/09/08
bumpedy bumpedy
base corn cake
  06/21/08
Yeah.
Headpube Elastic Band
  07/19/08
*stores her bra and panties in your freezer compartment*
mauve pit queen of the night
  07/19/08
whoooooooooooooooooosh!
greedy keepsake machete principal's office
  11/13/08
wow i really missed out on this one
Round Eye Property
  11/13/08
I am honored to make the 300th post ITT
Jet misanthropic hospital quadroon
  11/13/08
So fucking stupid. You idiots would be entertained by a guy ...
Plum Station Pisswyrm
  11/13/08
I hate to sully this near perfect thread but I have to say, ...
bearded cuck garrison
  11/13/08
Bumping old threads makes me feel like a time-traveler
Self-absorbed business firm wrinkle
  11/13/08
I thoroughly enjoyed this thread. THANK YOU.
Dun Filthy Market
  11/13/08


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Date: June 29th, 2005 3:32 PM
Author: Light Hyperventilating Center

WOOOOOOOOSH!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142579)





Date: June 29th, 2005 3:34 PM
Author: impertinent adventurous office

Are you a top or bottom?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142597)





Date: June 29th, 2005 3:36 PM
Author: Light Hyperventilating Center

WOOOOOOOOOSH!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142608)





Date: June 29th, 2005 3:40 PM
Author: impertinent adventurous office

The freezer gives it to you like the bitch that you are, doesn't he?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142641)





Date: June 29th, 2005 3:40 PM
Author: Light Hyperventilating Center

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!

MY INTERNAL LIGHT IS SHUT OFF WHEN YOU CLOSE THE DOOR BY AN INGENIOUS MECHANISM!!!!!

WOOOOOOSH!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142648)





Date: June 29th, 2005 3:44 PM
Author: impertinent adventurous office

You're fat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142695)





Date: June 29th, 2005 3:47 PM
Author: Light Hyperventilating Center

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!

MY LARGE CAPACITY IS VERY PRESTIGIOUS!!!!

PERHAPS YOU WOULD DO BETTER WITH A COUNTER-SIZED REFRIGERATOR THAT YOU CAN SQUEEZE INTO YOUR SHITHOLE STUDIO APARTMENT WHILE YOU TRY TO GET YOUR TRAFFIC COURT LITIGATION BUSINESS ROLLING!!!!

WOOOOOOSH!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142723)





Date: June 29th, 2005 3:53 PM
Author: impertinent adventurous office

Damn. A+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142772)





Date: June 29th, 2005 3:59 PM
Author: Light Hyperventilating Center

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!

I DO NOT RECEIVE GRADES!!!

I AM HOWEVER ENERGY STAR COMPLIANT!!!!

WOOOOOOOSH!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142844)





Date: June 29th, 2005 4:51 PM
Author: Passionate opaque nursing home

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3143290)





Date: June 29th, 2005 3:47 PM
Author: territorial yapping corner

Do you have a spacious vegetable crisper?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142718)





Date: June 29th, 2005 3:48 PM
Author: Light Hyperventilating Center

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!

I HAVE TWO SPACIOUS VEGETABLE CRISPERS AS WELL AS MEAT AND BUTTER COMPARTMENTS!!!!

I DO NOT HAVE A PLASTIC SHELF WITH HOLES CUT OUT TO HOLD EGGS BECAUSE THAT'S JUST STUPID!!!! EGGS COME IN A BOX THAT HOLDS THEM JUST FINE!!!!

WOOOOOSH!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142733)





Date: June 29th, 2005 3:54 PM
Author: ivory bbw

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142782)





Date: June 29th, 2005 4:12 PM
Author: cracking karate
Subject: yay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142966)





Date: June 29th, 2005 3:37 PM
Author: Beady-eyed brunch therapy

Yes, I laughed out loud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142618)





Date: June 29th, 2005 3:39 PM
Author: Light Hyperventilating Center

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!

I AM NOT AN AIR CONDITIONER!!!!!

PLEASE CLOSE THE DOOR WHEN DONE RETRIEVING OR INSERTING YOUR FOODSTUFFS!!!!!

WOOOOOOOSH!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142629)





Date: June 29th, 2005 3:41 PM
Author: Beady-eyed brunch therapy

I just got you confused with a different poster.

Are you familiar with IAMYOURMOTHER?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142654)





Date: June 29th, 2005 3:42 PM
Author: Light Hyperventilating Center

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!

I AM NOT A CHILDREN'S BOOK BY DR. SEUSS!!!!!!

I AM VERY COLD!!!!!

DO NOT PUT A CAN OF SODA IN MY FREEZER SECTION FOR TOO LONG OR IT WILL EXPLODE!!!!

WOOOOOOSH!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142672)





Date: June 29th, 2005 4:28 PM
Author: French cordovan place of business

I did this my first week in my new place. I had been so good about not forgetting lately too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3143124)





Date: June 29th, 2005 3:42 PM
Author: bateful insanely creepy plaza

...I am a grocery bag...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142676)





Date: June 29th, 2005 3:44 PM
Author: Light Hyperventilating Center

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!

GROCERY BAGS ARE USELESS AFTER THE FOODSTUFFS HAVE BEEN BROUGHT HOME AND INSERTED INTO ME!!!!

YOU WILL BE THROWN AWAY OR STORED UNDER THE KITCHEN SINK FOR LATER USE IN TRANSPORTING PET WASTE!!!!!

I AM VERY COLD!!!!

WOOOOSH!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142690)





Date: June 29th, 2005 3:43 PM
Author: Aqua Heaven

more feces is rolling in his grave.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142683)





Date: June 29th, 2005 3:43 PM
Author: underhanded faggot firefighter

It's a sad day when this is one of the most active threads.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142685)





Date: June 29th, 2005 3:44 PM
Author: Light Hyperventilating Center

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!

I AM MORE PRESTIGIOUS THAN YOU!!!!!!

REFRIGERATORS DO NOT MAKE RACIST FLAMES BUT CAN MAKE MILK LAST FOR MUCH LONGER THAN IT WOULD AT ROOM TEMPERATURE!!!!!

WOOOOOOSH!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142697)





Date: June 29th, 2005 4:30 PM
Author: French cordovan place of business

This is the best thread in months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3143133)





Date: June 29th, 2005 3:44 PM
Author: Gay Dead Mediation Laser Beams

May I have some ice cream?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142693)





Date: June 29th, 2005 3:45 PM
Author: Beady-eyed brunch therapy

he is NOT a freezer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142704)





Date: June 29th, 2005 3:46 PM
Author: Light Hyperventilating Center

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!

THANK YOU FOR ASKING NICELY!!!!

YES YOU MAY, BUT DO NOT RUIN YOUR APPETITE!!!!!

YOU MUST ALSO EAT VEGETABLES FOR DINNER BECAUSE THOSE WILL SPOIL MORE QUICKLY THAN ICE CREAM AND POTENTIALLY LEAVE A NASTY POOL OF GREEN LIQUID AT THE BOTTOM OF MY VEGETABLE CRISPER DRAWER!!!!!!!

WOOOOOOOSH!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142706)





Date: June 29th, 2005 3:46 PM
Author: Light Hyperventilating Center

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!

UNLIKE THE ICEBOXES OF YORE, I CONTAIN DUAL FREEZING AND REFRIGERATING COMPARTMENTS!!!!!

YOU ARE MAKING AN OUTDATED SEMANTIC DISTINCTION!!!!!

YOU LACK PRESTIGE!!!!

WOOOOOOSH!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142714)





Date: June 29th, 2005 3:51 PM
Author: bateful insanely creepy plaza

There's never anything worth eating here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142762)





Date: June 29th, 2005 3:55 PM
Author: Light Hyperventilating Center

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!

I DO NOT DO YOUR SHOPPING FOR YOU!!!

MAYBE YOU SHOULD TRY BUYING SOMETHING THAT'S NOT IN THE FROZEN PIZZA SECTION NEXT TIME!!!!

FRUITS AND VEGETABLES ARE GOOD FOR YOU AND MAY MAKE YOU LESS OF A DISGUSTING FATASS!!!!!!!

ALSO WOULD IT KILL YOU TO TAKE OUT THE MOLDY HALF-OPENED JAR OF PASTA SAUCE THAT'S BEEN IN THE BACK OF MY THIRD SHELF FOR ALMOST A YEAR NOW!!!!!!

WOOOOOSH!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142807)





Date: June 29th, 2005 3:50 PM
Author: territorial yapping corner

Do you have an ice and water dispenser in the door? If so, cubed or crushed, and which do you prefer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142748)





Date: June 29th, 2005 3:51 PM
Author: Light Hyperventilating Center

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!

I HAVE A CONVENIENT ICE MAKER AND DISPENSER THAT IS CLEVERLY DESIGNED TO MAXIMIZE AVAILABLE FREEZER SPACE!!!!

CRUSHED ICE IS MORE PRESTIGIOUS AS IT TAKES FULL ADVANTAGE OF MY REFRIGATORIAL CAPABILITIES!!!!!

MY ICEWATER FILTER IS ALSO VERY EFFECTIVE!!!!!

WOOOOOOSH!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142760)





Date: June 21st, 2008 11:21 PM
Author: aggressive confused boiling water azn

"REFRIGATORIAL"

Always worth a bump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#9911560)





Date: June 29th, 2005 3:50 PM
Author: ivory bbw

This is the best schtick in ages.

The part about the plastic container for eggs was pure 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142754)





Date: June 29th, 2005 3:54 PM
Author: Light Hyperventilating Center

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!!

AT NIGHT SOMETIMES I GET LONELY!!!!

GROUND BEEF CANNOT REFRIGERATE YOU BACK!!!!

WOOOOOOSH!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142783)





Date: June 29th, 2005 3:54 PM
Author: ivory bbw

do you have one of those compartments for storing canned sodas, you know, the ones where you take one out and then another rolls down in its place?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142796)





Date: June 29th, 2005 3:58 PM
Author: Light Hyperventilating Center

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!

MAYBE IF YOU PURCHASED BRAND-NAME SODA YOU WOULD REALIZE THAT SODA ALREADY COMES IN REFRIGERATOR-FRIENDLY BOXES WHERE THE CANS ROLL DOWN INTO PLACE!!!!

ENJOY DRINKING YOUR "MR. PEPPER" AND "LUCKY'S BRAND DIET COLA" SODAS, INCONVENIENTLY STORED IN 6-PACK RINGS AND ONLY HALF-CHILLED DUE TO YOUR INFERIOR REFRIGERATOR'S SHITTY MOTOR!!!!!

REFRIGERATORS WITH GADGETS THAT DISPENSE BEVERAGE CANS ARE FOR PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN TRAILERPARKS!!!!!!

WOOOOOOSH!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142829)





Date: June 29th, 2005 4:01 PM
Author: ivory bbw

I buy the 24 packs, which unfortunately haven't come in refridgerator friendly packs yet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142862)





Date: June 29th, 2005 4:04 PM
Author: Light Hyperventilating Center

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!

WHY DO YOU SHOP AT COSTCO!!!!!

WE ALL KNOW YOU LIVE ALONE AND NEVER HAVE COMPANY!!!!!

WOOOOOOSH!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142882)





Date: June 29th, 2005 4:05 PM
Author: ivory bbw

Every grocery store sells soda in 24 packs.

I shop at Food Lion or Bi-Lo.

edit: and I live with my parents.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142891)





Date: June 29th, 2005 4:13 PM
Author: Light Hyperventilating Center

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!

I WAS GOING TO INSULT YOU, BUT YOU HAVE DONE MY JOB FOR ME!!!!

NOW I CAN CONCENTRATE ON MAKING THESE FIVE-DAY-OLD CARROTS TASTE AS THOUGH THEY WERE PICKED YESTERDAY!!!!!

WOOOOOOOSH!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142981)





Date: June 29th, 2005 4:33 PM
Author: excitant overrated parlour

180.

Really well-played so far.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3143156)





Date: June 29th, 2005 4:32 PM
Author: French cordovan place of business

Agreed. The first legitimate non-watered down 180 in a long time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3143146)





Date: June 29th, 2005 4:01 PM
Author: Thriller site

This is a very prestigious thread.

Very creative. Reminds me of the days when I was back in kindergarten and wrote a book pretending to be a tablecloth. Oh, those were the days...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142861)





Date: June 29th, 2005 4:06 PM
Author: Light Hyperventilating Center

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!

YOUR KINDERGARTEN FANTASIES HAVE NOT PREPARED YOU FOR THE SHEER AWESOMENESS THAT IS MY EXISTENCE!!!!!!

THE FEELING OF LEFTOVER FOOD BEING CHILLED INSIDE OF YOURSELF IS MORE PLEASURABLE THAN A MERE MORTAL COULD IMAGINE!!!!!!

ALSO I AM CREAM-COLORED!!!!!

WOOOOOOSH!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142896)





Date: June 29th, 2005 4:35 PM
Author: French cordovan place of business

Yes, leftover meat inside of you is a very pleasurable feeling. Luckily 50% of mortals can experience it.

edit: And gays

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3143165)





Date: June 29th, 2005 4:01 PM
Author: territorial yapping corner

Unless you are a Sub-Z (preferrably a twin), you are decidedly unprestigious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142865)





Date: June 29th, 2005 4:09 PM
Author: Light Hyperventilating Center

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!

IF I WERE YOU I WOULD NOT CONTINUE TO INSULT ME!!!!

I WILL WAIT FOR YOU TO GROW UP AND HAVE CHILDREN!!!!

THEY WILL PLAY HIDE-AND-SEEK AND ONE OF THEM WILL HIDE INSIDE OF ME AS I SIT ON THE CORNER WAITING FOR TRASH PICK-UP!!!!!!

THE DOOR WILL SLAM SHUT AND YOUR CHILD AND HE WILL BE TRAPPED INSIDE OF ME AND SUFFOCATE TO DEATH!!!!!

YOU WILL OPEN THE DOOR SEVERAL DAYS LATER AND THE STENCH WILL BE OVERPOWERING!!!!

WOOOOOOOSH!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142929)





Date: June 29th, 2005 4:29 PM
Author: impertinent adventurous office

191

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3143131)





Date: June 29th, 2005 9:30 PM
Author: Ebony Sexy Abode

This is my favorite.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3145939)





Date: June 29th, 2005 9:37 PM
Author: flickering glittery senate

That is a strong 180. Sort of the opposite of the "Giving Tree"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3145984)





Date: June 30th, 2005 9:40 AM
Author: Ebony Sexy Abode

You've just inspired me to write a children's book about this refrigerator. It will make many people cry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3149732)





Date: June 29th, 2005 4:04 PM
Author: pea-brained hairraiser piazza

I can't believe I clicked on this thread and I really can't believe I enjoyed it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142886)





Date: June 29th, 2005 4:07 PM
Author: Light Hyperventilating Center

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!

EVERYBODY ENJOYS A COLD BEVERAGE AND UNSPOILED FOOD!!!!

PERHAPS YOU SHOULD CONSIDER INVESTING IN ONE OF ME INSTEAD OF KEEPING YOUR DAIRY PRODUCTS IN A WET SACK BURIED IN THE BACKYARD!!!!!

PLEASE FOLLOW ALL SAFETY INSTRUCTIONS WRITTEN INSIDE THE MANUAL!!!!!

WOOOOOOOSH!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142909)





Date: June 29th, 2005 4:33 PM
Author: alcoholic associate

likewise.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3143151)





Date: June 29th, 2005 4:06 PM
Author: haunting low-t spot generalized bond

Outstanding thread. A++

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142901)





Date: June 29th, 2005 4:08 PM
Author: cruel-hearted internal respiration toilet seat

best thread all day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142926)





Date: June 29th, 2005 4:12 PM
Author: Light Hyperventilating Center

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!

I AM VERY COLD!!!!!

IF YOU FIND THAT YOUR FROZEN DESSERTS ARE BECOMING TOO HARD FOR YOUR TASTE WHILE STORED INSIDE OF ME, YOU MAY ADJUST THE TEMPERATURE WITH THE DIAL!!!!

YOU NEED NOT WORRY BECAUSE THE REFRIGERATION COMPARTMENT HAS A SEPARATE DIAL!!!!!!

WOOOSH!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142965)





Date: June 29th, 2005 4:18 PM
Author: soul-stirring maroon point

I laughed. I cried. I hid my face behind a piece of paper. Too funny. But why are you cream-colored and not stainless steel? Stainless steel is more prestigious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3143033)





Date: June 29th, 2005 4:24 PM
Author: Light Hyperventilating Center

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!

I AM DESIGNED AROUND A TIMELESS AESTHETIC!!!!

IN SIX YEARS YOUR STAINLESS STEEL REFRIGERATORS WILL LOOK LIKE A MENTALLY CHALLENGED PERSON TRIED TO BUILD A SPACESHIP TO THE MOON IN YOUR KITCHEN!!!!! YOUR DINNER PARTY GUESTS WILL WHISPER ABOUT IT WHEN YOU GO TO MAKE COFFEE!!!!!!

IF YOU LIKE SHINY THINGS, TRY HUNTING FOR LOOSE CHANGE ON THE FREEWAY AT NIGHT WITH A FLASHLIGHT!!!!!

WOOOOOOSH!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3143093)





Date: June 29th, 2005 4:37 PM
Author: French cordovan place of business

hahahahahahahahahhahahhah! Agreed. However, I think true white is most prestigious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3143179)





Date: June 29th, 2005 4:26 PM
Author: French cordovan place of business

Hey, how is your lightbulb holding up?

My breaker got tripped and the box is in my upstairs neighbor's place, so it has become my all-purpose kitchen light at night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3143108)





Date: June 29th, 2005 4:30 PM
Author: Light Hyperventilating Center

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!!

YOU LAZY HUMANS DISGUST ME!!!!!!

INSTEAD OF BUYING A 99 CENT FLASHLIGHT AT THE DRUG STORE TO LIGHT YOUR PATH, YOU LEAVE MY DOOR OPEN AND OVERWORK MY BEAUTIFUL MOTOR WHILE YOU SCRAMBLE DRUNK IN THE POORLY-LIT KITCHEN LOOKING FOR A BOTTLE OPENER BECAUSE YOU JUST FINISHED A BOTTLE OF WHISKY AND ALL YOU HAVE LEFT IN THE HOUSE IS BEER!!!!!!

MAYBE IF YOU LOST A FEW POUNDS AND PUT ON SOME MAKEUP YOU COULD FIND A MAN AND WOULDN'T HAVE TO DRINK YOURSELF TO SLEEP EVERY NIGHT AFTER EATING A PINT OF BEN AND JERRYS!!!!!!

WOOOOOOSH!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3143134)





Date: June 29th, 2005 4:39 PM
Author: French cordovan place of business

No, you're wrong. I punish myself and you by not eating and leaving you barren with nothing to chill but the bloated sour milk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3143197)





Date: June 29th, 2005 4:33 PM
Author: Pungent orchid church building

This is seriously among the best threads in a very long time.

I'd like to know why it's so hard to open you up again after you've just been closed for only a second or two. Don't you want people to get back inside and access your coolness?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3143155)





Date: June 29th, 2005 4:38 PM
Author: Light Hyperventilating Center

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!!

THE ANSWER TO YOUR QUESTION CONTAINS TWO PARTS!!!!

THE FIRST ANSWER IS IN ORDER TO LOWER YOUR ELECTRICITY BILL, I HAVE AN ADVANCED INSULATION SYSTEM!!!!!! IF YOU CANNOT OPEN THE DOOR AFTER CLOSING IT, INSTEAD OF COMPLAINING TO ME, MAYBE YOU SHOULD CONSIDER PURCHASING A GYM MEMBERSHIP AND WORKING YOUR UPPER BODY!!!!! TWO-YEAR-OLD GIRLS NEVER HAVE ANY TROUBLE WITH MY DOORS!!!!!

THE SECOND ANSWER IS THAT IF YOU CAN'T STOP YOURSELF FROM RE-OPENING THE DOOR BECAUSE YOU JUST CAUGHT A GLIMPSE OF THE CHOCOLATE CAKE BEING STORED IN ME, IT'S PROBABLY A GOOD THING THAT YOU HAVE TROUBLE ACCESSING MY INNER COMPARTMENT!!!!! PERHAPS YOU SHOULD MAKE USE OF THE AEROBIC MACHINES AFTER PURCHASING THE AFOREMENTIONED GYM MEMBERSHIP!!!!

WOOOOOSH!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3143187)





Date: June 29th, 2005 4:36 PM
Author: excitant overrated parlour

Sometimes I think I have another beer or two inside of you but then I go to look for them, and they aren't there. Then I pass out on the floor and pee.

What gives?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3143173)





Date: June 29th, 2005 4:39 PM
Author: Light Hyperventilating Center

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!

SOMETIMES I GET THIRSTY TOO!!!!

MAYBE IF YOU OFFERED ME A BREW ONCE IN A WHILE, I WOULDN'T HAVE TO STEAL THEM FROM YOU WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK SO YOU CAN'T BE SURE WHERE THEY WENT!!!

I LIVE RIGHT IN YOUR KITCHEN!!!! WHERE IS YOUR SENSE OF HOSPITALITY!!!!!

ALSO, IT'S FUNNY TO WATCH YOU PISS YOURSELF!!!!!

WOOOOOOSH!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3143199)





Date: June 29th, 2005 4:39 PM
Author: territorial yapping corner

REFRIGERATOR:

Quiet down and get back to keeping my beers cold, or I will have some drunk fratters turn you into a Kegerator.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3143194)





Date: June 29th, 2005 4:40 PM
Author: French cordovan place of business

hahaha.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3143206)





Date: June 29th, 2005 4:42 PM
Author: Light Hyperventilating Center

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!!

I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY IT!!!!!

I WILL VIOLENTLY SLAM OPEN AND SHUT MY DOORS ON YOUR FRAT BOYS' HEADS!!!!! THE MICROWAVE AND I WILL TEAM UP TO PWN ALL OF YOU!!!!! HIS DOOR IS SMALL BUT DEADLY!!!!!!

YOU HAVE MADE A POWERFUL ENEMY WITH A LOT OF TIME ON HIS HANDS!!!!! TWELVE YEARS FROM NOW YOU WILL BE GETTING A CAKE OUT OF ME TO CELEBRATE YOUR DAUGHTER'S BIRTHDAY, AND I WILL TOPPLE OVER AND CRUSH YOU!!!!!!

YOUR DAUGHTER WILL ONLY CRY ABOUT LOSING THE CAKE!!!! SHE WILL NEVER HAVE LOVED YOU FROM THE DAY SHE WAS BORN!!!!

WOOOOOOSH!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3143223)





Date: June 29th, 2005 4:45 PM
Author: territorial yapping corner

Fair enough, I take it back. I couldn't handle a kegerator anyway, too tough to pick between light and dark beer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3143244)





Date: June 29th, 2005 5:13 PM
Author: Light Hyperventilating Center

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!

I DEIGN TO ACCEPT YOUR APOLOGY!!!!

I'M AFRAID I STILL CANNOT MAKE YOUR FUTURE DAUGHTER LOVE YOU!!!!!

WOOOOSH!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3143488)





Date: June 30th, 2005 11:49 AM
Author: Iridescent Supple Orchestra Pit

OK, I lost it right about "I WILL TOPPLE OVER AND CRUSH YOU!!!!!"

Inspired.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3150646)





Date: July 23rd, 2005 7:17 PM
Author: Swashbuckling bisexual ratface

this really should have been written by FRAT_STUD2LAw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3389873)





Date: June 29th, 2005 4:41 PM
Author: big marketing idea

A truly prestigious thread.

I'm sorry about the time I was out of town and my roommate left his food in there for a month and I came back to mold and green juices everywhere. That can't have been fun for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3143210)





Date: June 29th, 2005 4:43 PM
Author: Light Hyperventilating Center

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!

YOUR APOLOGY IS ACCEPTED!!!!

I'VE ALWAYS CONSIDERED US EVEN AFTER I GAVE YOU FOOD POISONING BY LETTING THAT BOTTLE OF MILK GO BAD EVEN THOUGH THE EXPIRATION DATE WASN'T FOR TWO MORE DAYS!!!!!

WOOOOOOSH!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3143233)





Date: June 29th, 2005 4:47 PM
Author: big marketing idea

Bastard.

What is your favorite food to have stored inside you? Are you partial to sweets or spices?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3143259)





Date: June 29th, 2005 5:02 PM
Author: Light Hyperventilating Center

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!

I MUST ADMIT THAT I AM PARTIAL TO GROUND MEAT BEING STORED INSIDE OF ME!!!!!

I HAVE NO IDEA WHY!!!! IT MUST BE A SEXUAL THING!!!!!

DON'T WORRY, I WOULD NEVER ACT ON IT!!!!!!

WOOOOOSH!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3143390)





Date: June 29th, 2005 4:42 PM
Author: big marketing idea

also, WHY DO YOU YELL? aren't the new models very quiet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3143225)





Date: June 29th, 2005 4:45 PM
Author: Light Hyperventilating Center

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!

IF YOU CANNOT HANDLE MY GOD-LIKE VOICE, THEN PERHAPS YOU SHOULD RETREAT THE LIVING ROOM AND HAVE A CONVERSATION WITH THAT KOREAN-MADE PIECE OF PLASTIC SHIT YOU CALL AN AIR CONDITIONER!!!!!!!

ALSO, MY MOTOR IS WHISPER-QUIET!!!! I WILL LET YOUR IMPLIED INSULT PASS, BUT I WARN YOU NOT TO ANGER THE MACHINE THAT CONTROLS YOUR VERY SUSTENANCE!!!!!

WOOOOOOOSH!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3143248)





Date: June 29th, 2005 5:14 PM
Author: big marketing idea

if you battled more feces guy, who would win? you could freeze his feces but he'd always have more.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3143498)





Date: June 29th, 2005 5:25 PM
Author: Light Hyperventilating Center

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!

THERE WOULD BE NO BATTLE!!!!!

MORE FECES WOULD SUBMIT AS SOON AS HE BEHELD ME!!!!

IF HE WERE FOOLISH ENOUGH TO ATTACK, I WOULD POP HIS HEAD LIKE A DIET COKE CAN LEFT OVERNIGHT IN MY FREEZER!!!!!

WOOOOOSH!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3143592)





Date: June 29th, 2005 9:33 PM
Author: frozen water buffalo

STFU YOU FOOL

I KEEP A WHOLE HOUSE CLEAN WHILST YOU WORK LIKE A HOUSE NIGGER ON JUST THE CHEESE

WOOOOOOOOOOSH!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3145949)





Date: June 29th, 2005 9:35 PM
Author: Light Hyperventilating Center

Allow me to break character just long enough to say this isn't cool. Thanks for ruining what seemed like a pretty fun thread for all involved.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3145976)





Date: June 29th, 2005 9:42 PM
Author: flickering glittery senate

I thought your shit was funny as well AC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3146022)





Date: June 29th, 2005 9:43 PM
Author: Light Hyperventilating Center

Me too. Just not the racism (or, at least, the unnecessary racial slur thrown in for reasons unknown).

Also, air conditioners do not clean a house.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3146028)





Date: June 29th, 2005 9:45 PM
Author: flickering glittery senate

Agreed.

Well done 'fridge.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3146048)





Date: June 29th, 2005 9:50 PM
Author: Light Hyperventilating Center

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!

YOUR COMPLIMENT HAS BEEN REGISTERED AND WILL BE TAKEN INTO CONSIDERATION DURING THE GREAT REFRIGERATOR TAKEOVER!!!!!

WOOOOSH!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3146121)





Date: June 29th, 2005 9:33 PM
Author: Flushed faggotry

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3145955)





Date: June 29th, 2005 11:59 PM
Author: spectacular impressive multi-billionaire cumskin

I agree

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3147792)





Date: June 30th, 2005 10:19 AM
Author: Fuchsia incel persian

This is slightly funnier than the originator of this line of schtick - THE ANGRY LANDSCAPER.

By the way, quit freezing my sour cream when I put it at the back of the top shelf.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3149935)





Date: June 30th, 2005 10:24 AM
Author: Light Hyperventilating Center

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!

I AM VERY COLD!!!!!

MY TEMPERATURE IS CONSISTENT THROUGHOUT ALL AREAS OF MY INNER CAVITY!!!!!

THE PLACEMENT OF THE SOUR CREAM IS MEANINGLESS!!!! YOU HAVE OBVIOUSLY SET THE INTERNAL TEMPERATURE CONTROL DIAL AT TOO HIGH A SETTING!!!!

NOBODY NEEDS THEIR MILK TO BE THAT COLD IN THE FIRST PLACE!!!!!

WOOOOSH!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3149990)





Date: June 30th, 2005 10:33 AM
Author: Fuchsia incel persian

The milk isn't the problem, and the sour cream placement has a lot to do with it. I find that it is at the perfect setting for prolonging the life of cheese and when I put the sour cream at any other place inside your 'inner cavity' it does not freeze. Your evenness of cold is seriously brought into question.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3150064)





Date: June 30th, 2005 10:39 AM
Author: Light Hyperventilating Center

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!

YOU HAVE CALLED MY BLUFF!!!!!

I WAS JUST TRYING TO BE A BIG MAN IN FRONT OF EVERBODY!!!!! I ADMIT THAT I HAVE PROBLEM AREAS BUT I AM TRYING TO WORK ON THEM!!!!

UNFORTUNATELY I CAN NO LONGER ALLOW YOU TO LEAVE THIS APARTMENT ALIVE!!!! AS YOU CAN SEE I HAVE POSITIONED MYSELF IN FRONT OF THE DOOR!!!! I WOULD NOT SUGGEST TRYING THE WINDOW AS THE AIR CONDITIONER HAS NOT BEEN FED IN SEVERAL DAYS AND WOULD PROBABLY CONSUME YOU WHOLE!!!!!

I HOPE THE SOUR CREAM WAS WORTH IT!!!!!

WOOOOOOOSH!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3150103)





Date: June 30th, 2005 10:41 AM
Author: Fuchsia incel persian

*swallowed and subsequently suffocated by refrigerator*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3150117)





Date: June 30th, 2005 10:42 AM
Author: Light Hyperventilating Center

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!

*BURP*

WOOOOOOSH!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3150126)





Date: June 30th, 2005 10:28 AM
Author: territorial yapping corner

In all seriousness, there is a Refrigerator repairman in my kitchen right now fixing my fridge. Do you two know each other?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3150019)





Date: June 30th, 2005 10:33 AM
Author: Light Hyperventilating Center

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!

LET ME PUT IT TO YOU THIS WAY: DON'T TELL MY WIFE!!!!!

WOOOOOOSH!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3150068)





Date: July 2nd, 2005 3:07 PM
Author: French cordovan place of business

hahahahahahaha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3171181)





Date: June 30th, 2005 10:42 AM
Author: Trip meetinghouse

The shelves on your door broke, so now your main cavity is so fucking filled with condiments and other crap I never use - mmm, horseradish and capers, anyone? - that I can hardly fit anything in you now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3150124)





Date: June 30th, 2005 10:48 AM
Author: Light Hyperventilating Center

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!

DOESN'T IT STRIKE YOU AS IRONIC THAT IT'S HARDER FOR YOU TO FIT THINGS INTO MY INNER CAVITY THAN YOUR OWN!!!!!!

SINCE YOU'RE USING ME TO STORE ITEMS YOU NEVER USE, WHY NOT THROW IN ALL THOSE UNOPENED PACKETS OF CONDOMS YOU HAVE IN YOUR DRESSER!!!! IF YOU NEED A PLACE TO PUT YOUR LEFTOVERS, JUST USE THE REFRIGERATOR AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD!!!!! YOU'RE OVER THERE EVERY OTHER WEEK ANYWAY!!!!

AND DON'T EVEN THINK YOU'RE GOING TO STORE YOUR HERPES ANAL CREAM INSIDE OF ME!!!!!

WOOOOOSH!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3150173)





Date: June 30th, 2005 10:49 AM
Author: Chestnut diverse bawdyhouse

Oh...My...God.

One...Fucking...Eighty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3150182)





Date: June 30th, 2005 11:40 AM
Author: Trip meetinghouse

Um, thanks.

Some people can't even pretend to be a refrigetator that doesn't hate me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3150585)





Date: June 30th, 2005 11:49 AM
Author: Light Hyperventilating Center

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!

YOU IMPROPERLY STORE FOODSTUFFS AND BEVERAGES INSIDE OF ME, STRETCH MY DOOR DRAWERS BEYOND CAPACITY, AND CRUELLY BREAK THEM!!!! THEN YOU HAVE THE AUDACITY TO COMPLAIN TO ME ABOUT IT!!!!!!

HOW WOULD YOU LIKE IT IF SOMEBODY BROKE YOUR LEGS, THEN COMPLAINED TO YOU ABOUT HOW SLOWLY YOU WALKED!!!!!!

NORMALLY I WOULD ACTUALLY BREAK YOUR LEGS TO DRIVE THE COMPARISON HOME, BUT I CAN'T BRING MYSELF TO DO IT TO A WOMAN WHO IS NEAR CRIPPLED BY VENEREAL DISEASE AND MOST LIKELY IS EITHER CURRENTLY PREGNANT OR WILL BE BY THE END OF THE EVENING!!!!

WOOOOOSH!!!!!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3150644)





Date: June 30th, 2005 12:43 PM
Author: Ebony Sexy Abode

I changed my mind. This is my new favorite.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3151156)





Date: July 1st, 2005 2:59 AM
Author: Bonkers Massive Mad Cow Disease

"I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!

DOESN'T IT STRIKE YOU AS IRONIC THAT IT'S HARDER FOR YOU TO FIT THINGS INTO MY INNER CAVITY THAN YOUR OWN!!!!!!"

One of my favorite lines on the board ever.

"IF YOU NEED A PLACE TO PUT YOUR LEFTOVERS, JUST USE THE REFRIGERATOR AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD!!!!! YOU'RE OVER THERE EVERY OTHER WEEK ANYWAY!!!!"

Outstanding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3159934)





Date: June 30th, 2005 10:48 AM
Author: impertinent adventurous office

Just to be the 100th post.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3150179)





Date: July 19th, 2005 12:45 AM
Author: Concupiscible Embarrassed To The Bone Shitlib Organic Girlfriend

Shameless bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3341047)





Date: July 19th, 2005 12:51 AM
Author: impertinent adventurous office

Credited.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3341121)





Date: June 30th, 2005 10:51 AM
Author: soul-stirring maroon point

How often should I clean you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3150201)





Date: June 30th, 2005 10:54 AM
Author: Light Hyperventilating Center

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!

AS OFTEN AS YOU WANT, BABY!!!!

JUST MAKE SURE YOU RUB THE UNDERSIDE OF MY TWO VEGETABLE CRISPERS VERY GENTLY AND SLOWLY WITH A WARM, SOAPY RAG!!!!

WOOOOOSH!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3150234)





Date: June 30th, 2005 10:51 AM
Author: impertinent adventurous office

Your thoughts on baking soda?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3150210)





Date: June 30th, 2005 10:59 AM
Author: Light Hyperventilating Center

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!

BAKING SODA IS FOR BAKING, NOT FOR STORING IDLY IN REFRIGERATORS!!!!

IF YOU HAVE TROUBLE REMEMBERING, HERE'S A HELPFUL MNEMONIC: IT HAS THE WORD "BAKING" RIGHT THERE IN ITS FUCKING NAME!!!!

IF YOU ACTUALLY WENT OUT AND BOUGHT AN EXTRA BOX OF BAKING SODA JUST BECAUSE A JOHNSON & JOHNSON TV COMMERCIAL TOLD YOU TO, THEN I HAVE SOME DEHYDRATED WATER TO SELL YOU!!!!!!

WOOOOOOSH!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3150260)





Date: June 30th, 2005 11:01 AM
Author: impertinent adventurous office

Man, I knew those Arm & Hammer fuckers were no good. Thanks, refrigerator!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3150278)





Date: June 30th, 2005 11:20 AM
Author: Light Hyperventilating Center

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!

YOU ARE WELCOME, BUT YOUR OVERRELIANCE ON THE WISDOM OF YOUR HOME APPLIANCES IS TROUBLING!!!!

TRY TO BE A MORE RESPONSIBLE CONSUMER IN THE FUTURE!!!!!

I AM VERY COLD!!!!!

WOOOOOOSH!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3150425)





Date: July 19th, 2008 12:08 PM
Author: Drunken Space Telephone

This might be my favorite post in the thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#9988648)





Date: June 30th, 2005 12:44 PM
Author: razzle skinny woman address

Why does condensation keep forming on your outer doors?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3151171)





Date: June 30th, 2005 4:33 PM
Author: Light Hyperventilating Center

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!

I AM VERY COLD!!!!

WOOOOOSH!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3153128)





Date: June 30th, 2005 5:21 PM
Author: Pungent orchid church building

Do you get along with any other kitchen appliances? Do you have sworn allies or mortal enemies?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3153687)





Date: June 30th, 2005 6:00 PM
Author: Light Hyperventilating Center

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!

I AM A PEACEABLE APPLIANCE BY NATURE!!!!

THE AIR CONDITIONER VERBALLY ATTACKS ME FROM FEAR AND JEALOUSY!!!! HE IS A WEAK FOOL AND I PAY HIM NO MIND!!!!

THE MICROWAVE IS A NICE PERSON, BUT HE IS A TOSHIBA!!! I DON'T SPEAK JAPANESE!!!!! I CALL HIM TOSHI!!!!! HE CALLS ME RIHURIJARETORU!

WOOOOSH!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3154178)





Date: July 2nd, 2005 3:09 PM
Author: French cordovan place of business

hahahahahahahahaha, it just doesn't quit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3171206)





Date: June 30th, 2005 5:25 PM
Author: violent swollen chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3153734)





Date: June 30th, 2005 11:10 PM
Author: Light Hyperventilating Center

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!

I AM STANDING OVER HERE!!!!!

YOU ARE LOOKING AT THE GLAD PLUG-IN AIR FRESHENER!!!!!

YOU DO NOT NEED TO CLEAN ITS VENTS, BUT I WOULD SUGGEST CLEANING OUT THE ELECTRICAL SOCKET WITH A BUTTER KNIFE!!!!!

WOOOOOOSH!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3157393)





Date: June 30th, 2005 5:25 PM
Author: violent swollen chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3153737)





Date: June 30th, 2005 11:06 PM
Author: Light Hyperventilating Center

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!

DO NOT TALK TO ME ABOUT BEING HEAVY!!!!

I SEE YOU LATE AT NIGHT!!!! YOU TAKE A STICK OF BUTTER FROM MY DAIRY COMPARTMENT, DIP IT IN A BAG OF SUGAR, AND EAT IT LIKE A CANDY BAR!!!!

WHY NOT WASH IT DOWN WITH THE HALF-FULL CAN OF FROSTING YOU HAVE LEFT OVER FROM WHEN YOU UNSUCCESFULLY TRIED TO MAKE PEOPLE AT WORK LIKE YOU BY BRINGING THEM CUPCAKES!!!!!

WOOOOOOSH!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3157341)





Date: July 1st, 2005 2:46 AM
Author: cruel-hearted internal respiration toilet seat

i offically love this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3159878)





Date: July 1st, 2005 2:48 AM
Author: violent swollen chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3159888)





Date: July 1st, 2005 9:27 AM
Author: Light Hyperventilating Center

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!

ALTHOUGH ORIGINALLY OPPOSED BY THE NATIONAL REFRIGERATOR ASSOCIATION, REFRIGERATOR MAGNETS HAVE BEEN SO THOROUGHLY INCORPORTED INTO REFRIGERATOR CULTURE THAT THE NRA HAS OFFICIALLY REVERSED ITS POSITION!!!!!

WHILE THEY ARE TECHNICALLY ALLOWED ON PAPER, I WOULD CAUTION YOU AGAINST PURCHASING A SHEET OF MAKE-A-SENTENCE WORD MAGNETS!!!! THE USE OF SUCH MAGNETS WILL INVARIABLY CAUSE THE ASSOCIATION TO LOOK THE OTHER WAY WHEN HUMANS SUFFER REFRIGERATOR-FALLING-ON-TOP-OF-THEM-RELATED ACCIDENTS!!!!!

FURTHERMORE, I HAVE NOTICED THAT YOU HAVE UPGRADED YOUR FOOD PURCHASES AS OF LATE!!!! NOW THAT YOU CAN AFFORD NAME-BRAND FROZEN BURRITOS, PERHAPS YOU CAN INVEST TEN CENTS IN SOME MAGNETS THAT ACTUALLY HAVE SOME FORCE TO THEM!!!!!

THERE IS NO FEELING WORSE IN THE WORLD THAN HAVING A CHEAP MAGNET SLOWLY SLIDE DOWN YOUR OUTER DOOR IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT BECAUSE IT CAN'T MANAGE TO HOLD UP A CHRISTMAS CARD!!!!! IT LEAVES ME FEELING VIOLATED!!!!!

WOOOOOSH!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3160466)





Date: July 1st, 2005 2:58 AM
Author: Flushed faggotry

The beagle <3's you! He wants to know if there's a way for him to open you late at night with his little beagle paws.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3159930)





Date: July 1st, 2005 2:49 PM
Author: Light Hyperventilating Center

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!

PERHAPS YOU HAVE FORGOTTEN THE KITCHEN URINATION INCIDENT THAT BEAGLE WAS INVOLVED IN WHEN YOU FIRST MOVED IN!!!!!

I HAVE NOT!!!!

I HAVE BEEN PATIENT IN PLANNING A SUITABLE REVENGE!!!! I WAS RECENTLY INSPIRED BY YOUR VIEWING OF THE GODFATHER PART ONE ON DVD IN THE LIVING ROOM!!!!!

I WOULD SUGGEST NOT PUTTING THE GOOD LINEN ON YOUR BED TONIGHT!!!!

WOOOOOSH!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3162574)





Date: July 1st, 2005 4:41 AM
Author: Crawly locus

Great thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3160198)





Date: July 1st, 2005 10:31 AM
Author: violent swollen chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3160687)





Date: July 1st, 2005 10:55 AM
Author: Light Hyperventilating Center

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!

THE MINI-FRIDGE IS MORE AKIN TO A DEFORMED STILLBIRTH THAN A LITTLE BROTHER!!!!

YOU WILL FIND IT BENEFITIAL FOR YOUR OWN WELL BEING TO REFRAIN FROM IMPLYING ANY SORT OF FAMILIAL RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN THE MINI-FRIDGE AND MYSELF IN THE FUTURE!!!!!

WOOOOOOSH!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3160811)





Date: July 1st, 2005 11:23 AM
Author: navy location

i store my foodstuffs in a specialized vacuum chamber that is larger, more reliable, less expensive, and infinitely more prestigious than your silly and soon-to-be outdated "cold" storage.

in my specialized vacuum food-storage chamber i can keep my foodstuffs fresh forever if i choose, a service which you, REFRIGERATOR, cannot provide.

soon you will be akin to using salt to keep food fresh, and future generations will laugh at you as they place their foodstuffs into the specialized vacuum food-storage chambers i have already discovered.

(these vacuum chambers actually do exist, so dispute this at your peril)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3161042)





Date: July 1st, 2005 2:30 PM
Author: Light Hyperventilating Center

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!

YOUR SUPPOSEDLY INEXPENSIVE VACUUM CHAMBERS SOUND LIKE THEY COME STANDARD IN GOVERNMENT-SUBSIDIZED HOUSING PROJECTS!!!! PEOPLE WHO OWN REFRIGERATORS DO NOT NEED TO MAKE A CELERY STALK LAST FOR 20 YEARS!!!!! THEY CAN AFFORD TO BUY FRESH FOOD!!!!!

VACUUM CHAMBERS ARE FOR STORING MICHAEL JACKSON!!!!! I AM FOR STORING FOODSTUFFS AND BEVERAGES!!!!!

I AM VERY COLD!!!!!

WOOOOOOSH!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3162444)





Date: July 1st, 2005 2:37 PM
Author: soul-stirring maroon point

Plus vacuum chambers do not make beverages cold and refreshing as does the mighty REFRIGERATOR.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3162499)





Date: July 1st, 2005 2:44 PM
Author: Light Hyperventilating Center

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!

THE LOGICAL DEDUCTION IS THAT THE VACUUM-CHAMBER USER IS BRITISH!!! THE ISLE OF ENGLAND HAS NOT YET DISCOVERED THAT BEVERAGES ARE TASTY AND REFRESHING WHEN REFRIGERATED!!!! ALSO THEIR TASTE BUDS ALL DULL AND ILL-FORMED, WHICH MAKES THEM SUITABLE CONSUMERS OF VACUUM-PACKED FOOD!!!!

ALSO THEY TALK WITH FUNNY ACCENTS!!!!!

WOOOOOSH!!!!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3162541)





Date: July 1st, 2005 4:17 PM
Author: navy location

i maintain a healthy diet of lean meat and vegetables, which i cook before i eat and which do not require chilling in my superior specialized vacuum food-storage chamber.

i only drink water from a water-cooler, not beverages from a REFRIGERATOR. however, occasionally i dine at fine restaurants that serve me wine from their wine-cellar, not a REFRIGERATOR.

i am not british.

you cannot threaten me because i do not associate with your kind, and have chosen to ban you from my home in lieu of my most prestigious vacuum chamber. you also have no allied-appliances as moles to attack me in my home because of the extensive vetting process i put my applicances through.

you are worthless to me as you will soon be to the rest of the world. claim your glory now, REFRIGERATOR, for it will be short-lived.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3163266)





Date: July 1st, 2005 11:25 AM
Author: floppy mother idiot

You one cold brotha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3161058)





Date: July 1st, 2005 3:22 PM
Author: hyperactive hateful messiness state

Does it bother you that no one ever cleans the mouse turds out from under you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3162870)





Date: July 1st, 2005 3:23 PM
Author: Light Hyperventilating Center

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!

I DID NOT KNOW THOSE WERE MOUSE TURDS!!!!

I HAD ASSUMED THEY WERE VERY OLD PEAS THAT HAD ROLLED OFF THE COUNTER AND UNDERNEATH ME!!!!!

NOW I FEEL VERY UNCLEAN!!!!! STRANGELY, I AM ALSO SLIGHTLY AROUSED!!!!!

WOOOOOSH!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3162882)





Date: July 1st, 2005 3:32 PM
Author: violent swollen chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3162920)





Date: July 1st, 2005 3:37 PM
Author: Light Hyperventilating Center

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!

IT IS MORE A SENSE OF SIMULTANEOUS RELIEF AND EMBARASSMENT!!!!

I BELIEVE THE EQUIVALENT WOULD BE THAT OF A BADLY CONSTIPATED HUMAN TWENTY MINUTES AFTER UNKNOWINGLY CONSUMING SEVERAL DOSES OF X-LAX!!!!! BUT AT LEAST 100 TIMES MORE POWERFUL!!!!

WOOOOOSH!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3162963)





Date: July 1st, 2005 3:33 PM
Author: violent swollen chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3162924)





Date: July 1st, 2005 3:40 PM
Author: Light Hyperventilating Center

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!

I AM EQUIPPED WITH AN ICE MAKER, AN ICE CRUSHER, AND A ICE WATER DISPENSER WITH FILTER!!!! YOU DO THE MATH!!!

I WILL ALLOW YOU TO ANSWER THE PRESTIGE QUESTION ON YOUR OWN!!!! I WOULD SUGGEST YOU CHOOSE YOUR ANSWER WISELY!!!!

WOOOOOOSH!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3162979)





Date: July 1st, 2005 3:33 PM
Author: violent swollen chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3162927)





Date: July 5th, 2005 5:16 PM
Author: Pungent orchid church building

Got any good 4th of July leftovers?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3197798)





Date: July 8th, 2005 11:29 AM
Author: Pungent orchid church building

bump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3223430)





Date: July 17th, 2005 4:52 PM
Author: cruel-hearted internal respiration toilet seat

i still love this post.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3322844)





Date: July 17th, 2005 5:01 PM
Author: Drunken Space Telephone

wow.

I laughed so hard I cried.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3322910)





Date: July 17th, 2005 5:29 PM
Author: motley crystalline scourge upon the earth

i peed a little.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3323082)





Date: July 17th, 2005 5:15 PM
Author: bateful insanely creepy plaza

This was Tim V. Stim, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3323006)





Date: July 23rd, 2005 4:17 AM
Author: Chestnut diverse bawdyhouse

I think it's tim vs. tim, but yeah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3386552)





Date: July 23rd, 2005 4:16 AM
Author: costumed lay hissy fit

HOLY SHIT! How did I miss this? Best thread since pr moved to xoxo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3386548)





Date: July 23rd, 2005 4:17 AM
Author: Disturbing halford

how the hell did you find it 6 days after the last post.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3386554)





Date: July 23rd, 2005 4:00 PM
Author: costumed lay hissy fit

not sure, but glad I did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3388567)





Date: September 23rd, 2007 10:48 AM
Author: heady metal forum personal credit line

Hi lolz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#8678970)





Date: July 23rd, 2005 4:11 PM
Author: sadistic trailer park dragon

lots of group think in this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3388640)





Date: July 23rd, 2005 4:12 PM
Author: Fragrant violent private investor

insight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3388643)





Date: July 23rd, 2005 4:12 PM
Author: Dashing gunner crotch

i didnt think it wasw very good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3388644)





Date: October 11th, 2005 12:47 AM
Author: Lilac stirring range

well then you fuckin suck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4019717)





Date: July 23rd, 2005 5:50 PM
Author: Cerebral trump supporter

Hi REFRIGERATOR,

Have you seen the movie "Requiem for a Dream?" What did you think of the fridge that damn near ate Sarah Goldfarb? Do you find it threatening?

BTW Best thread I've seen on here forever. Solid, unequivocal 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3389430)





Date: July 23rd, 2005 9:51 PM
Author: Cerebral trump supporter

wooosh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3390759)





Date: July 23rd, 2005 10:53 PM
Author: Stubborn dull newt

I never thanked this thread for the many tears of laughter it brought me that day. Thank you refridgerator, thank you very much.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3391193)





Date: July 27th, 2005 10:38 PM
Author: Cerebral trump supporter

WOOSH!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3428924)





Date: July 27th, 2005 11:51 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Kitchen Patrolman

WOOOOOOSH!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3429558)





Date: July 27th, 2005 11:53 PM
Author: Light Hyperventilating Center

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!

BACK WAY THE HELL OFF MY CATCH PHRASE, PRETTY BOY!!!!!

WOOOOOOSH!!!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3429576)





Date: July 28th, 2005 12:38 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Kitchen Patrolman

Glad you're back! I was afraid that power outage last night crippled your cooling capabilities.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3430044)





Date: July 28th, 2005 10:25 AM
Author: Light Hyperventilating Center

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!!

YOU SAY YOU LOVE ME NOW, BUT WHAT WILL HAPPEN IN FIVE YEARS WHEN YOU REMODEL YOUR KITCHEN!!!!! YOU WILL PURCHASE A FANCY SUBZERO REFRIGERATOR AND LEAVE ME OUT ON THE CURB!!!!!! ALTHOUGH I WILL BE UNPLUGGED, I WILL STILL FEEL PAIN!!!!! THE LONG PROCESS OF ROTTING IN A JUNKYARD WILL INEVITABLY LEAD TO DEMENTIA AND EVENTUAL FULL-BLOWN INSANITY!!!!!!

I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU HUMANS CAN SHAVE IN THE MORNING!!!! IF I WERE YOU I WOULD NOT BE ABLE TO STAND THE SIGHT OF MY OWN FACE IN THE MIRROR!!!!!

WOOOOOOSH!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3431992)





Date: July 28th, 2005 10:35 AM
Author: chartreuse contagious indian lodge dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3432040)





Date: July 28th, 2005 10:46 AM
Author: Light Hyperventilating Center

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!

WHAT IF I PUT YOU IN MY INNER CAVITY AND LET YOU STUFF YOURSELF WITH ROTTEN FOODSTUFFS AS YOU SLOWLY SUFFOCATED TO DEATH, FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES!!!!!!

YOU MAY BE A BIG MAN WHEN YOU HUNT DEER IN THE FOREST, BUT LET'S SEE YOU TRY AND TAKE ON A 250-POUND BOX OF METAL!!!!!

WOOOOOOSH!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3432092)





Date: July 28th, 2005 10:35 AM
Author: Appetizing Misunderstood Feces Ladyboy

HI RIHURIJARUATORU! I LIKING YOU NEW FRIENDS!

HI EVERYBODY! I MAKING FOOD SO HOT!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3432041)





Date: July 28th, 2005 10:40 AM
Author: Light Hyperventilating Center

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!!

I HAVE BEEN TAKING JAPANESE LESSONS!!!!

WATASHI-NO NAKA-NI TABEMONO-GA ARIMASU-YO!!!!!!

WATASHI-WA TOSHI-GA DAISUKI DESU!!!!!

WOOOOOOOSH!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3432071)





Date: July 28th, 2005 10:50 AM
Author: Appetizing Misunderstood Feces Ladyboy

HA HA! YOU PRETTY GOOD! I SMILING!

I PRACTICE MY ENGLISH TOO! LISTEN THIS:

THANK YOU FOR PURCHASING YOUR NEW MICROWAVE FROM TOSHIBA, THE WORLDWIDE LEADER IN CONSUMER ELECTRONICS!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3432104)





Date: July 28th, 2005 11:01 AM
Author: Light Hyperventilating Center

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!!

VERY GOOD, TOSHI!!!!!!

IF YOU REMEMBER THE AMERICAN "HIGH FIVE" I TAUGHT YOU LAST NIGHT, NOW WOULD BE AN APPROPRIATE TIME TO PRACTICE IT!!!!! JUST SWING YOUR DOOR OUTWARD IN UNISON WITH MINE!!!!!

WOOOOOOOSH!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3432148)





Date: July 28th, 2005 11:07 AM
Author: Appetizing Misunderstood Feces Ladyboy

*HIGH FIVE*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3432182)





Date: July 28th, 2005 11:12 AM
Author: pink fantasy-prone temple antidepressant drug

Strange. I didn't think it would be possible for a large appliance to jump the shark. Suppose I was wrong...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3432202)





Date: July 28th, 2005 11:13 AM
Author: Concupiscible Embarrassed To The Bone Shitlib Organic Girlfriend

It was inevitable. Refrigerator humor only goes so far.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3432205)





Date: July 28th, 2005 11:45 AM
Author: pink fantasy-prone temple antidepressant drug

But the fall-off was so steep. This was a Britney Spears-ian collapse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3432406)





Date: July 28th, 2005 11:46 AM
Author: Concupiscible Embarrassed To The Bone Shitlib Organic Girlfriend

It's all that Toshi's fault.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3432412)





Date: July 28th, 2005 11:48 AM
Author: pink fantasy-prone temple antidepressant drug

Always so quick to blame the Japs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3432420)





Date: July 28th, 2005 11:49 AM
Author: Concupiscible Embarrassed To The Bone Shitlib Organic Girlfriend

<sigh>

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3432429)





Date: July 28th, 2005 11:53 AM
Author: pink fantasy-prone temple antidepressant drug

<atomic bomb>

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3432461)





Date: July 28th, 2005 11:50 AM
Author: racy box office macaca

I can't decide if it jumped the shark or not. The whole taking japanese lessons concept was pretty funny. Further, the following simplistic and juvenile exhanges, including the high fiving doors, was about what I expect from a japanese interaction. So, it could have been shark jumping, or it could be brilliant camp.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3432439)





Date: July 28th, 2005 11:52 AM
Author: pink fantasy-prone temple antidepressant drug

Interesting take.

We'll see if he can redeem himself. Still, I fear that this was like the season that John Schneider and Tom Wopat were replaced on the Dukes of Hazzard. Sure, they came back the next season, but the show never really recovered.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3432456)





Date: July 28th, 2005 11:55 AM
Author: Concupiscible Embarrassed To The Bone Shitlib Organic Girlfriend

I think camp was the intended effect. Toshi did set the tone: he's kind of like the annoying sidekick they add to the show in the fifth season to try to draw a younger crowd and to boost toy sales.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3432478)





Date: July 28th, 2005 11:57 AM
Author: Appetizing Misunderstood Feces Ladyboy

OH NO! I TRY SO HARD TO BE COOL LIKE MY BEST PAL RIHURIJARETORU! I LEARN ENGLISH AND TYPING AND A 10-YEAR LIMITED WARRANTY! BUT I AM DISCRACE! MY FAMILY IS SHAME! NEXT TIME GET MORE DELUXE MODEL!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3432496)





Date: July 28th, 2005 12:00 PM
Author: racy box office macaca

God, this japanese microwave is horrible. Try Sepuku.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3432518)





Date: August 24th, 2005 2:44 AM
Author: Flesh exhilarant public bath

Holy fuck, this is one of the best things I've read in a while.

It will make it even better if it is an avocado colored refrigerator.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3665190)





Date: August 24th, 2005 8:56 AM
Author: Lake arousing church

please read more carefully, the color is established

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3665517)





Date: August 24th, 2005 8:57 AM
Author: Pungent orchid church building

He said it would be "better" if avocado. I do agree that avocado > cream.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3665520)





Date: August 24th, 2005 9:03 AM
Author: Light Hyperventilating Center

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!

INCORRECT!!!!

WOOOOOSH!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3665531)





Date: August 24th, 2005 9:04 AM
Author: Lake arousing church

he said "better if it is an avocado" not "better if it *were* an avocado"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3665532)





Date: August 24th, 2005 9:06 AM
Author: Pungent orchid church building

Correct use of the subjunctive = credited.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3665536)





Date: August 24th, 2005 9:11 AM
Author: Lake arousing church

Why is my milk occasionally spoiled before the expiration date? It it corporate greed and/or negligence at the grocery store or your passive aggressiveness?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3665545)





Date: August 24th, 2005 9:13 AM
Author: Gay Dead Mediation Laser Beams

I'm guessing that it is a combination of greediness, neglectfulness, and passive aggressiveness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3665548)





Date: September 6th, 2005 4:48 PM
Author: Federal wonderful theater

I feel like the fridge could have prevented this Katrina mess.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3759214)





Date: September 6th, 2005 5:08 PM
Author: Offensive fortuitous meteor

Gradually, we became aware of a hum in the room--an electrical hum in the room!

It went, "mmmmmmm, mmmmmmmm, mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm."

Maybe it's the hum of a calm refrigerator.

--Lyrics by Paul Simon; Music by Philip Glass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3759266)





Date: September 6th, 2005 5:43 PM
Author: impertinent adventurous office

We gotta move these...refrigerators,

we gotta move these color tv's...........

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3759534)





Date: September 26th, 2005 1:07 AM
Author: Sapphire boyish double fault

Bump for remembrance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3906403)





Date: October 11th, 2005 12:07 AM
Author: Hairless doobsian travel guidebook tanning salon

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4019388)





Date: October 11th, 2005 12:18 AM
Author: mind-boggling brindle useless brakes

Classic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4019479)





Date: October 11th, 2005 12:55 AM
Author: Aromatic Selfie Ape
Subject: this is why al gore invented the internet



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4019774)





Date: October 11th, 2005 10:12 PM
Author: Drunken Space Telephone

bump

*cries*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4024953)





Date: October 21st, 2005 10:17 AM
Author: Multi-colored Institution Alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4099932)





Date: October 21st, 2005 10:30 AM
Author: Drunken Space Telephone

bump for sheer brilliance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4099954)





Date: October 31st, 2005 12:52 AM
Author: Vibrant salmon nibblets home

Bump because I thought about this thread in class and nearly laughed out loud.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4176729)





Date: October 31st, 2005 2:06 AM
Author: smoky magical volcanic crater

You were in class at 1am on a sunday night? what kind of TTT do you attend?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4177078)





Date: November 1st, 2005 9:09 AM
Author: gold library

i bet people need to use this computer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4185775)





Date: November 17th, 2005 12:06 AM
Author: Vibrant salmon nibblets home

Bump for prestige. It's lacking around here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4312311)





Date: November 17th, 2005 12:40 AM
Author: Vibrant salmon nibblets home

Again!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4312660)





Date: November 17th, 2005 12:42 AM
Author: Vibrant salmon nibblets home

Big money big money no whammies no whammies!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4312691)





Date: November 17th, 2005 12:53 AM
Author: Vibrant salmon nibblets home

Me gusta.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4312791)





Date: November 17th, 2005 12:59 AM
Author: Vibrant salmon nibblets home

Keeping the dream alive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4312855)





Date: November 17th, 2005 1:15 AM
Author: Vibrant salmon nibblets home

Nigger.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4313046)





Date: November 17th, 2005 1:27 AM
Author: Vibrant salmon nibblets home

Affirmed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4313145)





Date: November 17th, 2005 1:30 AM
Author: Vibrant salmon nibblets home

Reversed. Oh shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4313175)





Date: November 17th, 2005 1:32 AM
Author: Vibrant salmon nibblets home

Cert. denied!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4313200)





Date: November 21st, 2005 2:49 AM
Author: Vibrant salmon nibblets home

Drunk again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4346072)





Date: December 4th, 2005 2:42 PM
Author: chartreuse contagious indian lodge dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4458644)





Date: December 8th, 2005 12:33 AM
Author: Titillating poppy stag film

HAHAHAHAHA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4494429)





Date: December 22nd, 2005 2:31 PM
Author: Shivering parlor

This must be the best thread I’ve ever seen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4639744)





Date: January 16th, 2006 10:48 PM
Author: haunting low-t spot generalized bond

Never forget.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4836550)





Date: January 17th, 2006 1:40 AM
Author: Concupiscible Embarrassed To The Bone Shitlib Organic Girlfriend

Bump for a slow night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4837913)





Date: January 23rd, 2006 2:11 PM
Author: soul-stirring maroon point

Monday bump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4892352)





Date: January 25th, 2006 7:59 PM
Author: obsidian candlestick maker athletic conference

Still around

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4907658)





Date: January 25th, 2006 8:03 PM
Author: cruel-hearted internal respiration toilet seat

i still love this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4907685)





Date: January 25th, 2006 8:14 PM
Author: galvanic stock car school

Are you sure that you aren't Michigan?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4907768)





Date: January 25th, 2006 8:25 PM
Author: khaki hell toaster

Seeing this broad a tear to my eye.

*wipe*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4907875)





Date: January 28th, 2006 10:20 PM
Author: khaki hell toaster

Bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4933769)





Date: January 28th, 2006 10:24 PM
Author: Lascivious Really Tough Guy

this is an idiotic thread that perfectly exemplifies herd mentality.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4933817)





Date: January 28th, 2006 10:27 PM
Author: Concupiscible Embarrassed To The Bone Shitlib Organic Girlfriend

Razor-sharp criticism! Good show, old boy!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4933843)





Date: March 1st, 2006 2:10 AM
Author: Cerebral trump supporter

Keep on marchin to your own beat there, turbo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#5214342)





Date: February 1st, 2006 8:26 PM
Author: khaki hell toaster

fuck i still love this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4969641)





Date: February 17th, 2006 7:41 AM
Author: khaki hell toaster

Still fucking love this "ground beef cannot refrigerate you back"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#5110977)





Date: March 1st, 2006 1:41 AM
Author: Brilliant histrionic hairy legs

P3n15

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#5214108)





Date: March 1st, 2006 2:03 AM
Author: Curious dingle berry

2/3 of my xoxo enjoyment comes from the bumping of hilarious threads like this one that were before my time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#5214275)





Date: March 1st, 2006 2:08 AM
Author: Marvelous school cafeteria

sweep, sweep, sweep...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#5214308)





Date: March 10th, 2006 11:26 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle gas station ceo
Subject: bump

if we return to five stickies, let's make this number six.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#5299691)





Date: March 26th, 2006 9:10 AM
Author: Burgundy Mad-dog Skullcap National

nah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#5429018)





Date: June 18th, 2006 9:47 PM
Author: Rough-skinned Henna Main People Dilemma

why was this funny?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#6015439)





Date: June 18th, 2006 9:50 PM
Author: deep exciting liquid oxygen

I AM COLDER THAN A REFRIGERATOR! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#6015447)





Date: July 19th, 2006 8:01 AM
Author: Burgundy Mad-dog Skullcap National

Good for you!! Say, where's that toaster whore?

And what of the oven? She was hot.

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#6247856)





Date: June 28th, 2006 4:31 PM
Author: khaki hell toaster

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#6095333)





Date: July 11th, 2006 12:05 AM
Author: Jade odious fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#6183506)





Date: October 3rd, 2006 4:31 AM
Author: charismatic shrine

WOOOOOSH!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#6720140)





Date: October 13th, 2006 5:19 PM
Author: Drunken Space Telephone

bump for goodness

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#6783055)





Date: October 13th, 2006 5:24 PM
Author: yellow philosopher-king hominid

bump again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#6783085)





Date: October 13th, 2006 5:26 PM
Author: high-end electric haunted graveyard whorehouse

ugh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#6783096)





Date: October 27th, 2006 2:44 PM
Author: Outnumbered den gaping

Truly Wooshtastic!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#6870689)





Date: October 27th, 2006 9:52 PM
Author: Spruce Stimulating Legal Warrant

best xoxo thread EVER.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#6872840)





Date: October 27th, 2006 9:55 PM
Author: deep exciting liquid oxygen

ty ty ty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#6872857)





Date: October 27th, 2006 9:57 PM
Author: Bipolar set psychic

most overrated thread in xoxo history. kth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#6872873)





Date: October 27th, 2006 10:09 PM
Author: Spruce Stimulating Legal Warrant

bitter much?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#6872963)





Date: October 27th, 2006 10:11 PM
Author: Provocative locale jew

Incorrect.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#6872975)





Date: September 28th, 2007 12:28 AM
Author: heady metal forum personal credit line

This is the TITCR.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#8698810)





Date: November 26th, 2006 2:01 AM
Author: ruby laughsome theater stage

I love this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#7069460)





Date: December 1st, 2006 4:43 PM
Author: Flesh exhilarant public bath

Greatest schtick ever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#7112385)





Date: February 4th, 2007 7:22 PM
Author: Insecure Cuckoldry

In memory of the fridge, perry. 22 super bowls ago...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#7544222)





Date: February 4th, 2007 8:39 PM
Author: Cowardly 180 hall

hoooray

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#7544712)





Date: February 4th, 2007 8:56 PM
Author: Disturbing halford

I love this thread! But only because of all the bandwagon faggots who need to 180 and bump it to show that they, too, think it's funny. Guess what, faggots? Only two posts were funny- the egg holder post and the child suffocation post. You wannabe bandwagon faggots are pathetic strivers who were never accepted in society. Keep giving 180s to popular threads- even fat, ugly virgin faggots can fit in on the internets!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#7544838)





Date: September 30th, 2007 10:03 PM
Author: heady metal forum personal credit line

119. Never post here again.

Recommendation: Kill self.

ywia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#8711375)





Date: March 7th, 2007 12:14 AM
Author: soggy comical gaming laptop ticket booth

Bump for Washington Post.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#7720429)





Date: March 7th, 2007 12:16 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Twisted Theatre Sweet Tailpipe

Well done sir.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#7720438)





Date: March 7th, 2007 10:44 AM
Author: Indecent House-broken Hunting Ground Boltzmann

Rebump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#7721850)





Date: March 27th, 2007 2:59 PM
Author: Outnumbered den gaping

Bump for general-wooshiness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#7825939)





Date: March 27th, 2007 3:03 PM
Author: Medicated red affirmative action resort

ty, one of my favorites.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#7825966)





Date: April 12th, 2007 6:14 PM
Author: cream genital piercing

Oldie but a goodie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#7920355)





Date: April 12th, 2007 7:52 PM
Author: Vivacious Sickened Rehab Party Of The First Part

I thought of this thread today because my refigerator is not, in fact, very cold right now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#7920851)





Date: April 18th, 2007 8:45 PM
Author: Purple Partner

press bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#7959338)





Date: May 2nd, 2007 11:49 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle gas station ceo

finals bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#8052234)





Date: May 3rd, 2007 12:01 AM
Author: Talented filthpig field

hahaha...being pretty new here, i had never seen it.

this thread is so shiny.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#8052311)





Date: May 3rd, 2007 12:05 AM
Author: vigorous mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#8052345)





Date: May 3rd, 2007 1:25 AM
Author: Topaz prole pervert

There aren't too many threads with the word refrigerator in the title.....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#8052807)





Date: May 3rd, 2007 11:47 PM
Author: scarlet puppy cruise ship

this thread is the opposite of all the hateful threads on autoadmit. brilliant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#8057145)





Date: May 3rd, 2007 11:48 PM
Author: Medicated red affirmative action resort

I know, xoxo has really forgotten about good clean fun.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#8057151)





Date: May 14th, 2007 6:18 PM
Author: Maize Demanding Stage

win

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#8117381)





Date: June 18th, 2007 5:24 PM
Author: zombie-like know-it-all voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#8270968)





Date: July 12th, 2007 5:41 PM
Author: bistre half-breed casino

this guy is silly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#8374605)





Date: July 27th, 2007 4:10 PM
Author: Maize Demanding Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#8441981)





Date: July 27th, 2007 4:53 PM
Author: Irradiated Becky

how the fuck did this thread get 277 posts????

xoxo people are dumb...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#8442103)





Date: August 22nd, 2007 3:08 PM
Author:  irate sanctuary sex offender

Bump b/c of recent mention...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#8546126)





Date: August 22nd, 2007 3:16 PM
Author: flatulent chad

This thread proves that xoxo people are just hipsters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#8546154)





Date: September 30th, 2007 9:24 PM
Author: heady metal forum personal credit line

"sometimes I get lonely ground beef cannot refrigerate you back"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#8711160)





Date: October 15th, 2007 11:30 PM
Author:  cerise lodge

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#8773312)





Date: November 29th, 2007 10:53 PM
Author:  snowy menage

http://www.flickr.com/photos/nicoalesce/38671102/in/set-1231744/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#8954525)





Date: November 29th, 2007 10:54 PM
Author: bull headed pocket flask

fail

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#8954532)





Date: February 13th, 2008 8:58 AM
Author: rusted step-uncle's house

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#9318152)





Date: March 5th, 2008 10:08 PM
Author:  Stage

http://www.reputationdefender.com/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#9435607)





Date: March 29th, 2008 12:24 AM
Author: Sick Ultramarine Area Indirect Expression

never forget!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#9547866)





Date: March 29th, 2008 12:56 AM
Author: Lavender Juggernaut House

~~thread necromancy warning~~

*This Thread is More Than 2 Weeks Old*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#9547956)





Date: April 9th, 2008 9:22 PM
Author: Slate Useless Wagecucks Native

Never forget

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#9603928)





Date: June 21st, 2008 9:45 PM
Author:  base corn cake

bumpedy bumpedy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#9911369)





Date: July 19th, 2008 11:42 AM
Author:  Headpube Elastic Band

Yeah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#9988617)





Date: July 19th, 2008 12:30 PM
Author: mauve pit queen of the night

*stores her bra and panties in your freezer compartment*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#9988688)





Date: November 13th, 2008 4:02 PM
Author: greedy keepsake machete principal's office

whoooooooooooooooooosh!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#10358271)





Date: November 13th, 2008 4:11 PM
Author:  Round Eye Property

wow i really missed out on this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#10358303)





Date: November 13th, 2008 4:21 PM
Author: Jet misanthropic hospital quadroon

I am honored to make the 300th post ITT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#10358349)





Date: November 13th, 2008 4:41 PM
Author: Plum Station Pisswyrm

So fucking stupid. You idiots would be entertained by a guy pretending to be a fridge saying "whooosh" 5000x



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#10358413)





Date: November 13th, 2008 7:32 PM
Author: bearded cuck garrison

I hate to sully this near perfect thread but I have to say, you're either a) flame b) completely humorless c) 19 or d) triggish to beat the band.

Either way, I'm your new nemesis. Welcome to the jungle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#10358847)





Date: November 13th, 2008 5:56 PM
Author: Self-absorbed business firm wrinkle

Bumping old threads makes me feel like a time-traveler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#10358587)





Date: November 13th, 2008 6:06 PM
Author: Dun Filthy Market

I thoroughly enjoyed this thread. THANK YOU.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#10358612)