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I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!! I AM VERY COLD!!! WOOOOOSH!!!!!!
Date: June 29th, 2005 3:32 PM Author: Rambunctious Primrose Codepig WOOOOOOOOSH!!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142579) |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 3:34 PM Author: razzmatazz idea he suggested Are you a top or bottom? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142597) |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 3:36 PM Author: Rambunctious Primrose Codepig WOOOOOOOOOSH!!!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142608) |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 3:40 PM Author: razzmatazz idea he suggested The freezer gives it to you like the bitch that you are, doesn't he? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142641) |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 3:40 PM Author: Rambunctious Primrose Codepig I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!
MY INTERNAL LIGHT IS SHUT OFF WHEN YOU CLOSE THE DOOR BY AN INGENIOUS MECHANISM!!!!!
WOOOOOOSH!!!! |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 3:44 PM Author: razzmatazz idea he suggested You're fat. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142695) |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 3:47 PM Author: Rambunctious Primrose Codepig I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!
MY LARGE CAPACITY IS VERY PRESTIGIOUS!!!!
PERHAPS YOU WOULD DO BETTER WITH A COUNTER-SIZED REFRIGERATOR THAT YOU CAN SQUEEZE INTO YOUR SHITHOLE STUDIO APARTMENT WHILE YOU TRY TO GET YOUR TRAFFIC COURT LITIGATION BUSINESS ROLLING!!!!
WOOOOOOSH!!! |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 3:53 PM Author: razzmatazz idea he suggested Damn. A+ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142772) |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 3:59 PM Author: Rambunctious Primrose Codepig I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!
I DO NOT RECEIVE GRADES!!!
I AM HOWEVER ENERGY STAR COMPLIANT!!!!
WOOOOOOOSH!!! |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 4:51 PM Author: dark offensive theatre multi-billionaire 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3143290) |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 3:47 PM Author: Shaky Mood Gas Station Do you have a spacious vegetable crisper? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142718) |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 3:48 PM Author: Rambunctious Primrose Codepig I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!
I HAVE TWO SPACIOUS VEGETABLE CRISPERS AS WELL AS MEAT AND BUTTER COMPARTMENTS!!!!
I DO NOT HAVE A PLASTIC SHELF WITH HOLES CUT OUT TO HOLD EGGS BECAUSE THAT'S JUST STUPID!!!! EGGS COME IN A BOX THAT HOLDS THEM JUST FINE!!!!
WOOOOOSH!!!! |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 3:54 PM Author: abnormal queen of the night 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142782) |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 4:12 PM Author: translucent boltzmann Subject: yay (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142966) |
Date: June 29th, 2005 3:37 PM Author: saffron kink-friendly main people stead Yes, I laughed out loud (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142618) |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 3:39 PM Author: Rambunctious Primrose Codepig I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!
I AM NOT AN AIR CONDITIONER!!!!!
PLEASE CLOSE THE DOOR WHEN DONE RETRIEVING OR INSERTING YOUR FOODSTUFFS!!!!!
WOOOOOOOSH!!!!! |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 3:41 PM Author: saffron kink-friendly main people stead I just got you confused with a different poster.
Are you familiar with IAMYOURMOTHER? |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 3:42 PM Author: Rambunctious Primrose Codepig I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!
I AM NOT A CHILDREN'S BOOK BY DR. SEUSS!!!!!!
I AM VERY COLD!!!!!
DO NOT PUT A CAN OF SODA IN MY FREEZER SECTION FOR TOO LONG OR IT WILL EXPLODE!!!!
WOOOOOOSH! |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 4:28 PM Author: Lime Psychic Private Investor I did this my first week in my new place. I had been so good about not forgetting lately too. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3143124) |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 3:42 PM Author: cordovan flirting school cafeteria blood rage ...I am a grocery bag... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142676) |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 3:44 PM Author: Rambunctious Primrose Codepig I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!
GROCERY BAGS ARE USELESS AFTER THE FOODSTUFFS HAVE BEEN BROUGHT HOME AND INSERTED INTO ME!!!!
YOU WILL BE THROWN AWAY OR STORED UNDER THE KITCHEN SINK FOR LATER USE IN TRANSPORTING PET WASTE!!!!!
I AM VERY COLD!!!!
WOOOOSH!!!!! |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 3:43 PM Author: Mentally impaired institution place of business more feces is rolling in his grave. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142683) |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 3:43 PM Author: Marvelous pungent cruise ship halford It's a sad day when this is one of the most active threads. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142685) |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 3:44 PM Author: Rambunctious Primrose Codepig I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!
I AM MORE PRESTIGIOUS THAN YOU!!!!!!
REFRIGERATORS DO NOT MAKE RACIST FLAMES BUT CAN MAKE MILK LAST FOR MUCH LONGER THAN IT WOULD AT ROOM TEMPERATURE!!!!!
WOOOOOOSH!!!! |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 4:30 PM Author: Lime Psychic Private Investor This is the best thread in months. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3143133) |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 3:44 PM Author: titillating maroon milk crackhouse May I have some ice cream? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142693) |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 3:45 PM Author: saffron kink-friendly main people stead he is NOT a freezer (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142704) |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 3:46 PM Author: Rambunctious Primrose Codepig I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!
THANK YOU FOR ASKING NICELY!!!!
YES YOU MAY, BUT DO NOT RUIN YOUR APPETITE!!!!!
YOU MUST ALSO EAT VEGETABLES FOR DINNER BECAUSE THOSE WILL SPOIL MORE QUICKLY THAN ICE CREAM AND POTENTIALLY LEAVE A NASTY POOL OF GREEN LIQUID AT THE BOTTOM OF MY VEGETABLE CRISPER DRAWER!!!!!!!
WOOOOOOOSH!!!!! |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 3:46 PM Author: Rambunctious Primrose Codepig I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!
UNLIKE THE ICEBOXES OF YORE, I CONTAIN DUAL FREEZING AND REFRIGERATING COMPARTMENTS!!!!!
YOU ARE MAKING AN OUTDATED SEMANTIC DISTINCTION!!!!!
YOU LACK PRESTIGE!!!!
WOOOOOOSH!!!! |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 3:51 PM Author: cordovan flirting school cafeteria blood rage There's never anything worth eating here. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142762) |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 3:55 PM Author: Rambunctious Primrose Codepig I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!
I DO NOT DO YOUR SHOPPING FOR YOU!!!
MAYBE YOU SHOULD TRY BUYING SOMETHING THAT'S NOT IN THE FROZEN PIZZA SECTION NEXT TIME!!!!
FRUITS AND VEGETABLES ARE GOOD FOR YOU AND MAY MAKE YOU LESS OF A DISGUSTING FATASS!!!!!!!
ALSO WOULD IT KILL YOU TO TAKE OUT THE MOLDY HALF-OPENED JAR OF PASTA SAUCE THAT'S BEEN IN THE BACK OF MY THIRD SHELF FOR ALMOST A YEAR NOW!!!!!!
WOOOOOSH!!!! |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 3:50 PM Author: Shaky Mood Gas Station Do you have an ice and water dispenser in the door? If so, cubed or crushed, and which do you prefer? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142748) |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 3:51 PM Author: Rambunctious Primrose Codepig I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!
I HAVE A CONVENIENT ICE MAKER AND DISPENSER THAT IS CLEVERLY DESIGNED TO MAXIMIZE AVAILABLE FREEZER SPACE!!!!
CRUSHED ICE IS MORE PRESTIGIOUS AS IT TAKES FULL ADVANTAGE OF MY REFRIGATORIAL CAPABILITIES!!!!!
MY ICEWATER FILTER IS ALSO VERY EFFECTIVE!!!!!
WOOOOOOSH!!!!! |
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Date: June 21st, 2008 11:21 PM Author: Bisexual piazza dingle berry "REFRIGATORIAL"
Always worth a bump. |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 3:50 PM Author: abnormal queen of the night This is the best schtick in ages.
The part about the plastic container for eggs was pure 180. |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 3:54 PM Author: Rambunctious Primrose Codepig I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!!
AT NIGHT SOMETIMES I GET LONELY!!!!
GROUND BEEF CANNOT REFRIGERATE YOU BACK!!!!
WOOOOOOSH!!!!! |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 3:54 PM Author: abnormal queen of the night do you have one of those compartments for storing canned sodas, you know, the ones where you take one out and then another rolls down in its place? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142796) |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 3:58 PM Author: Rambunctious Primrose Codepig I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!
MAYBE IF YOU PURCHASED BRAND-NAME SODA YOU WOULD REALIZE THAT SODA ALREADY COMES IN REFRIGERATOR-FRIENDLY BOXES WHERE THE CANS ROLL DOWN INTO PLACE!!!!
ENJOY DRINKING YOUR "MR. PEPPER" AND "LUCKY'S BRAND DIET COLA" SODAS, INCONVENIENTLY STORED IN 6-PACK RINGS AND ONLY HALF-CHILLED DUE TO YOUR INFERIOR REFRIGERATOR'S SHITTY MOTOR!!!!!
REFRIGERATORS WITH GADGETS THAT DISPENSE BEVERAGE CANS ARE FOR PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN TRAILERPARKS!!!!!!
WOOOOOOSH! |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 4:01 PM Author: abnormal queen of the night I buy the 24 packs, which unfortunately haven't come in refridgerator friendly packs yet. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142862) |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 4:04 PM Author: Rambunctious Primrose Codepig I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!
WHY DO YOU SHOP AT COSTCO!!!!!
WE ALL KNOW YOU LIVE ALONE AND NEVER HAVE COMPANY!!!!!
WOOOOOOSH!!!! |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 4:05 PM Author: abnormal queen of the night Every grocery store sells soda in 24 packs.
I shop at Food Lion or Bi-Lo.
edit: and I live with my parents. |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 4:13 PM Author: Rambunctious Primrose Codepig I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!
I WAS GOING TO INSULT YOU, BUT YOU HAVE DONE MY JOB FOR ME!!!!
NOW I CAN CONCENTRATE ON MAKING THESE FIVE-DAY-OLD CARROTS TASTE AS THOUGH THEY WERE PICKED YESTERDAY!!!!!
WOOOOOOOSH!!!!! |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 4:33 PM Author: scarlet indirect expression legal warrant 180.
Really well-played so far. |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 4:32 PM Author: Lime Psychic Private Investor Agreed. The first legitimate non-watered down 180 in a long time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3143146) |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 4:01 PM Author: Contagious hairless pozpig This is a very prestigious thread.
Very creative. Reminds me of the days when I was back in kindergarten and wrote a book pretending to be a tablecloth. Oh, those were the days... |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 4:06 PM Author: Rambunctious Primrose Codepig I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!
YOUR KINDERGARTEN FANTASIES HAVE NOT PREPARED YOU FOR THE SHEER AWESOMENESS THAT IS MY EXISTENCE!!!!!!
THE FEELING OF LEFTOVER FOOD BEING CHILLED INSIDE OF YOURSELF IS MORE PLEASURABLE THAN A MERE MORTAL COULD IMAGINE!!!!!!
ALSO I AM CREAM-COLORED!!!!!
WOOOOOOSH!!!! |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 4:35 PM Author: Lime Psychic Private Investor Yes, leftover meat inside of you is a very pleasurable feeling. Luckily 50% of mortals can experience it.
edit: And gays |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 4:01 PM Author: Shaky Mood Gas Station Unless you are a Sub-Z (preferrably a twin), you are decidedly unprestigious. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142865) |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 4:09 PM Author: Rambunctious Primrose Codepig I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!
IF I WERE YOU I WOULD NOT CONTINUE TO INSULT ME!!!!
I WILL WAIT FOR YOU TO GROW UP AND HAVE CHILDREN!!!!
THEY WILL PLAY HIDE-AND-SEEK AND ONE OF THEM WILL HIDE INSIDE OF ME AS I SIT ON THE CORNER WAITING FOR TRASH PICK-UP!!!!!!
THE DOOR WILL SLAM SHUT AND YOUR CHILD AND HE WILL BE TRAPPED INSIDE OF ME AND SUFFOCATE TO DEATH!!!!!
YOU WILL OPEN THE DOOR SEVERAL DAYS LATER AND THE STENCH WILL BE OVERPOWERING!!!!
WOOOOOOOSH!!!! |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 4:29 PM Author: razzmatazz idea he suggested 191 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3143131) |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 9:30 PM Author: Twinkling parlor This is my favorite. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3145939) |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 9:37 PM Author: swollen glassy liquid oxygen That is a strong 180. Sort of the opposite of the "Giving Tree" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3145984) |
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Date: June 30th, 2005 9:40 AM Author: Twinkling parlor You've just inspired me to write a children's book about this refrigerator. It will make many people cry. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3149732) |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 4:04 PM Author: amber stirring cumskin plaza I can't believe I clicked on this thread and I really can't believe I enjoyed it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142886) |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 4:07 PM Author: Rambunctious Primrose Codepig I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!
EVERYBODY ENJOYS A COLD BEVERAGE AND UNSPOILED FOOD!!!!
PERHAPS YOU SHOULD CONSIDER INVESTING IN ONE OF ME INSTEAD OF KEEPING YOUR DAIRY PRODUCTS IN A WET SACK BURIED IN THE BACKYARD!!!!!
PLEASE FOLLOW ALL SAFETY INSTRUCTIONS WRITTEN INSIDE THE MANUAL!!!!!
WOOOOOOOSH!!!! |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 4:33 PM Author: Flushed Nibblets likewise. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3143151) |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 4:06 PM Author: Electric Federal Base Outstanding thread. A++ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142901) |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 4:08 PM Author: Bateful sickened school mother best thread all day. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142926) |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 4:12 PM Author: Rambunctious Primrose Codepig I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!
I AM VERY COLD!!!!!
IF YOU FIND THAT YOUR FROZEN DESSERTS ARE BECOMING TOO HARD FOR YOUR TASTE WHILE STORED INSIDE OF ME, YOU MAY ADJUST THE TEMPERATURE WITH THE DIAL!!!!
YOU NEED NOT WORRY BECAUSE THE REFRIGERATION COMPARTMENT HAS A SEPARATE DIAL!!!!!!
WOOOSH!!!! |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 4:18 PM Author: Comical copper forum I laughed. I cried. I hid my face behind a piece of paper. Too funny. But why are you cream-colored and not stainless steel? Stainless steel is more prestigious. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3143033) |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 4:24 PM Author: Rambunctious Primrose Codepig I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!
I AM DESIGNED AROUND A TIMELESS AESTHETIC!!!!
IN SIX YEARS YOUR STAINLESS STEEL REFRIGERATORS WILL LOOK LIKE A MENTALLY CHALLENGED PERSON TRIED TO BUILD A SPACESHIP TO THE MOON IN YOUR KITCHEN!!!!! YOUR DINNER PARTY GUESTS WILL WHISPER ABOUT IT WHEN YOU GO TO MAKE COFFEE!!!!!!
IF YOU LIKE SHINY THINGS, TRY HUNTING FOR LOOSE CHANGE ON THE FREEWAY AT NIGHT WITH A FLASHLIGHT!!!!!
WOOOOOOSH!!!!!! |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 4:37 PM Author: Lime Psychic Private Investor hahahahahahahahahhahahhah! Agreed. However, I think true white is most prestigious. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3143179) |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 4:26 PM Author: Lime Psychic Private Investor Hey, how is your lightbulb holding up?
My breaker got tripped and the box is in my upstairs neighbor's place, so it has become my all-purpose kitchen light at night. |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 4:30 PM Author: Rambunctious Primrose Codepig I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!!
YOU LAZY HUMANS DISGUST ME!!!!!!
INSTEAD OF BUYING A 99 CENT FLASHLIGHT AT THE DRUG STORE TO LIGHT YOUR PATH, YOU LEAVE MY DOOR OPEN AND OVERWORK MY BEAUTIFUL MOTOR WHILE YOU SCRAMBLE DRUNK IN THE POORLY-LIT KITCHEN LOOKING FOR A BOTTLE OPENER BECAUSE YOU JUST FINISHED A BOTTLE OF WHISKY AND ALL YOU HAVE LEFT IN THE HOUSE IS BEER!!!!!!
MAYBE IF YOU LOST A FEW POUNDS AND PUT ON SOME MAKEUP YOU COULD FIND A MAN AND WOULDN'T HAVE TO DRINK YOURSELF TO SLEEP EVERY NIGHT AFTER EATING A PINT OF BEN AND JERRYS!!!!!!
WOOOOOOSH!!!!!! |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 4:39 PM Author: Lime Psychic Private Investor No, you're wrong. I punish myself and you by not eating and leaving you barren with nothing to chill but the bloated sour milk. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3143197) |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 4:33 PM Author: frisky dashing fortuitous meteor nursing home This is seriously among the best threads in a very long time.
I'd like to know why it's so hard to open you up again after you've just been closed for only a second or two. Don't you want people to get back inside and access your coolness? |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 4:38 PM Author: Rambunctious Primrose Codepig I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!!
THE ANSWER TO YOUR QUESTION CONTAINS TWO PARTS!!!!
THE FIRST ANSWER IS IN ORDER TO LOWER YOUR ELECTRICITY BILL, I HAVE AN ADVANCED INSULATION SYSTEM!!!!!! IF YOU CANNOT OPEN THE DOOR AFTER CLOSING IT, INSTEAD OF COMPLAINING TO ME, MAYBE YOU SHOULD CONSIDER PURCHASING A GYM MEMBERSHIP AND WORKING YOUR UPPER BODY!!!!! TWO-YEAR-OLD GIRLS NEVER HAVE ANY TROUBLE WITH MY DOORS!!!!!
THE SECOND ANSWER IS THAT IF YOU CAN'T STOP YOURSELF FROM RE-OPENING THE DOOR BECAUSE YOU JUST CAUGHT A GLIMPSE OF THE CHOCOLATE CAKE BEING STORED IN ME, IT'S PROBABLY A GOOD THING THAT YOU HAVE TROUBLE ACCESSING MY INNER COMPARTMENT!!!!! PERHAPS YOU SHOULD MAKE USE OF THE AEROBIC MACHINES AFTER PURCHASING THE AFOREMENTIONED GYM MEMBERSHIP!!!!
WOOOOOSH!!!!!! |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 4:36 PM Author: scarlet indirect expression legal warrant Sometimes I think I have another beer or two inside of you but then I go to look for them, and they aren't there. Then I pass out on the floor and pee.
What gives? |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 4:39 PM Author: Rambunctious Primrose Codepig I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!
SOMETIMES I GET THIRSTY TOO!!!!
MAYBE IF YOU OFFERED ME A BREW ONCE IN A WHILE, I WOULDN'T HAVE TO STEAL THEM FROM YOU WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK SO YOU CAN'T BE SURE WHERE THEY WENT!!!
I LIVE RIGHT IN YOUR KITCHEN!!!! WHERE IS YOUR SENSE OF HOSPITALITY!!!!!
ALSO, IT'S FUNNY TO WATCH YOU PISS YOURSELF!!!!!
WOOOOOOSH!!!!!! |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 4:39 PM Author: Shaky Mood Gas Station REFRIGERATOR: Quiet down and get back to keeping my beers cold, or I will have some drunk fratters turn you into a Kegerator. |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 4:40 PM Author: Lime Psychic Private Investor hahaha. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3143206) |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 4:42 PM Author: Rambunctious Primrose Codepig I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!!
I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY IT!!!!!
I WILL VIOLENTLY SLAM OPEN AND SHUT MY DOORS ON YOUR FRAT BOYS' HEADS!!!!! THE MICROWAVE AND I WILL TEAM UP TO PWN ALL OF YOU!!!!! HIS DOOR IS SMALL BUT DEADLY!!!!!!
YOU HAVE MADE A POWERFUL ENEMY WITH A LOT OF TIME ON HIS HANDS!!!!! TWELVE YEARS FROM NOW YOU WILL BE GETTING A CAKE OUT OF ME TO CELEBRATE YOUR DAUGHTER'S BIRTHDAY, AND I WILL TOPPLE OVER AND CRUSH YOU!!!!!!
YOUR DAUGHTER WILL ONLY CRY ABOUT LOSING THE CAKE!!!! SHE WILL NEVER HAVE LOVED YOU FROM THE DAY SHE WAS BORN!!!!
WOOOOOOSH!!!! |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 4:45 PM Author: Shaky Mood Gas Station Fair enough, I take it back. I couldn't handle a kegerator anyway, too tough to pick between light and dark beer. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3143244) |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 5:13 PM Author: Rambunctious Primrose Codepig I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!
I DEIGN TO ACCEPT YOUR APOLOGY!!!!
I'M AFRAID I STILL CANNOT MAKE YOUR FUTURE DAUGHTER LOVE YOU!!!!!
WOOOOSH!!!! |
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Date: June 30th, 2005 11:49 AM Author: floppy crystalline volcanic crater boiling water OK, I lost it right about "I WILL TOPPLE OVER AND CRUSH YOU!!!!!"
Inspired. |
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Date: July 23rd, 2005 7:17 PM Author: bonkers church building this really should have been written by FRAT_STUD2LAw (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3389873) |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 4:41 PM Author: talking messiness native A truly prestigious thread.
I'm sorry about the time I was out of town and my roommate left his food in there for a month and I came back to mold and green juices everywhere. That can't have been fun for you. |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 4:43 PM Author: Rambunctious Primrose Codepig I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!
YOUR APOLOGY IS ACCEPTED!!!!
I'VE ALWAYS CONSIDERED US EVEN AFTER I GAVE YOU FOOD POISONING BY LETTING THAT BOTTLE OF MILK GO BAD EVEN THOUGH THE EXPIRATION DATE WASN'T FOR TWO MORE DAYS!!!!!
WOOOOOOSH!!!!! |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 4:47 PM Author: talking messiness native Bastard.
What is your favorite food to have stored inside you? Are you partial to sweets or spices? |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 5:02 PM Author: Rambunctious Primrose Codepig I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!
I MUST ADMIT THAT I AM PARTIAL TO GROUND MEAT BEING STORED INSIDE OF ME!!!!!
I HAVE NO IDEA WHY!!!! IT MUST BE A SEXUAL THING!!!!!
DON'T WORRY, I WOULD NEVER ACT ON IT!!!!!!
WOOOOOSH!!!! |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 4:42 PM Author: talking messiness native also, WHY DO YOU YELL? aren't the new models very quiet? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3143225) |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 4:45 PM Author: Rambunctious Primrose Codepig I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!
IF YOU CANNOT HANDLE MY GOD-LIKE VOICE, THEN PERHAPS YOU SHOULD RETREAT THE LIVING ROOM AND HAVE A CONVERSATION WITH THAT KOREAN-MADE PIECE OF PLASTIC SHIT YOU CALL AN AIR CONDITIONER!!!!!!!
ALSO, MY MOTOR IS WHISPER-QUIET!!!! I WILL LET YOUR IMPLIED INSULT PASS, BUT I WARN YOU NOT TO ANGER THE MACHINE THAT CONTROLS YOUR VERY SUSTENANCE!!!!!
WOOOOOOOSH!!!! |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 5:14 PM Author: talking messiness native if you battled more feces guy, who would win? you could freeze his feces but he'd always have more. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3143498) |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 5:25 PM Author: Rambunctious Primrose Codepig I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!
THERE WOULD BE NO BATTLE!!!!!
MORE FECES WOULD SUBMIT AS SOON AS HE BEHELD ME!!!!
IF HE WERE FOOLISH ENOUGH TO ATTACK, I WOULD POP HIS HEAD LIKE A DIET COKE CAN LEFT OVERNIGHT IN MY FREEZER!!!!!
WOOOOOSH!!!! |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 9:33 PM Author: Cocky Deep Theater Stage Immigrant STFU YOU FOOL
I KEEP A WHOLE HOUSE CLEAN WHILST YOU WORK LIKE A HOUSE NIGGER ON JUST THE CHEESE
WOOOOOOOOOOSH!!!!! |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 9:35 PM Author: Rambunctious Primrose Codepig Allow me to break character just long enough to say this isn't cool. Thanks for ruining what seemed like a pretty fun thread for all involved. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3145976) |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 9:42 PM Author: swollen glassy liquid oxygen I thought your shit was funny as well AC (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3146022) |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 9:43 PM Author: Rambunctious Primrose Codepig Me too. Just not the racism (or, at least, the unnecessary racial slur thrown in for reasons unknown).
Also, air conditioners do not clean a house. |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 9:45 PM Author: swollen glassy liquid oxygen Agreed.
Well done 'fridge. |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 9:50 PM Author: Rambunctious Primrose Codepig I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!
YOUR COMPLIMENT HAS BEEN REGISTERED AND WILL BE TAKEN INTO CONSIDERATION DURING THE GREAT REFRIGERATOR TAKEOVER!!!!!
WOOOOSH!!!!! |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 9:33 PM Author: concupiscible water buffalo background story 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3145955) |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 11:59 PM Author: Rusted Rebellious Fat Ankles Digit Ratio I agree (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3147792) |
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Date: June 30th, 2005 10:19 AM Author: fluffy arousing becky locale This is slightly funnier than the originator of this line of schtick - THE ANGRY LANDSCAPER.
By the way, quit freezing my sour cream when I put it at the back of the top shelf. |
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Date: June 30th, 2005 10:24 AM Author: Rambunctious Primrose Codepig I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!
I AM VERY COLD!!!!!
MY TEMPERATURE IS CONSISTENT THROUGHOUT ALL AREAS OF MY INNER CAVITY!!!!!
THE PLACEMENT OF THE SOUR CREAM IS MEANINGLESS!!!! YOU HAVE OBVIOUSLY SET THE INTERNAL TEMPERATURE CONTROL DIAL AT TOO HIGH A SETTING!!!!
NOBODY NEEDS THEIR MILK TO BE THAT COLD IN THE FIRST PLACE!!!!!
WOOOOSH!!!!! |
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Date: June 30th, 2005 10:33 AM Author: fluffy arousing becky locale The milk isn't the problem, and the sour cream placement has a lot to do with it. I find that it is at the perfect setting for prolonging the life of cheese and when I put the sour cream at any other place inside your 'inner cavity' it does not freeze. Your evenness of cold is seriously brought into question. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3150064) |
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Date: June 30th, 2005 10:39 AM Author: Rambunctious Primrose Codepig I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!
YOU HAVE CALLED MY BLUFF!!!!!
I WAS JUST TRYING TO BE A BIG MAN IN FRONT OF EVERBODY!!!!! I ADMIT THAT I HAVE PROBLEM AREAS BUT I AM TRYING TO WORK ON THEM!!!!
UNFORTUNATELY I CAN NO LONGER ALLOW YOU TO LEAVE THIS APARTMENT ALIVE!!!! AS YOU CAN SEE I HAVE POSITIONED MYSELF IN FRONT OF THE DOOR!!!! I WOULD NOT SUGGEST TRYING THE WINDOW AS THE AIR CONDITIONER HAS NOT BEEN FED IN SEVERAL DAYS AND WOULD PROBABLY CONSUME YOU WHOLE!!!!!
I HOPE THE SOUR CREAM WAS WORTH IT!!!!!
WOOOOOOOSH!!!! |
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Date: June 30th, 2005 10:41 AM Author: fluffy arousing becky locale *swallowed and subsequently suffocated by refrigerator* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3150117) |
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Date: June 30th, 2005 10:42 AM Author: Rambunctious Primrose Codepig I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!
*BURP*
WOOOOOOSH!!!!! |
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Date: June 30th, 2005 10:28 AM Author: Shaky Mood Gas Station In all seriousness, there is a Refrigerator repairman in my kitchen right now fixing my fridge. Do you two know each other? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3150019) |
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Date: June 30th, 2005 10:33 AM Author: Rambunctious Primrose Codepig I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!
LET ME PUT IT TO YOU THIS WAY: DON'T TELL MY WIFE!!!!!
WOOOOOOSH!!!!! |
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Date: July 2nd, 2005 3:07 PM Author: Lime Psychic Private Investor hahahahahahaha (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3171181) |
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Date: June 30th, 2005 10:42 AM Author: insecure gaming laptop The shelves on your door broke, so now your main cavity is so fucking filled with condiments and other crap I never use - mmm, horseradish and capers, anyone? - that I can hardly fit anything in you now. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3150124) |
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Date: June 30th, 2005 10:48 AM Author: Rambunctious Primrose Codepig I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!
DOESN'T IT STRIKE YOU AS IRONIC THAT IT'S HARDER FOR YOU TO FIT THINGS INTO MY INNER CAVITY THAN YOUR OWN!!!!!!
SINCE YOU'RE USING ME TO STORE ITEMS YOU NEVER USE, WHY NOT THROW IN ALL THOSE UNOPENED PACKETS OF CONDOMS YOU HAVE IN YOUR DRESSER!!!! IF YOU NEED A PLACE TO PUT YOUR LEFTOVERS, JUST USE THE REFRIGERATOR AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD!!!!! YOU'RE OVER THERE EVERY OTHER WEEK ANYWAY!!!!
AND DON'T EVEN THINK YOU'RE GOING TO STORE YOUR HERPES ANAL CREAM INSIDE OF ME!!!!!
WOOOOOSH!!!!! |
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Date: June 30th, 2005 10:49 AM Author: Very tactful metal university sneaky criminal Oh...My...God.
One...Fucking...Eighty. |
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Date: June 30th, 2005 11:40 AM Author: insecure gaming laptop Um, thanks.
Some people can't even pretend to be a refrigetator that doesn't hate me. |
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Date: June 30th, 2005 11:49 AM Author: Rambunctious Primrose Codepig I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!
YOU IMPROPERLY STORE FOODSTUFFS AND BEVERAGES INSIDE OF ME, STRETCH MY DOOR DRAWERS BEYOND CAPACITY, AND CRUELLY BREAK THEM!!!! THEN YOU HAVE THE AUDACITY TO COMPLAIN TO ME ABOUT IT!!!!!!
HOW WOULD YOU LIKE IT IF SOMEBODY BROKE YOUR LEGS, THEN COMPLAINED TO YOU ABOUT HOW SLOWLY YOU WALKED!!!!!!
NORMALLY I WOULD ACTUALLY BREAK YOUR LEGS TO DRIVE THE COMPARISON HOME, BUT I CAN'T BRING MYSELF TO DO IT TO A WOMAN WHO IS NEAR CRIPPLED BY VENEREAL DISEASE AND MOST LIKELY IS EITHER CURRENTLY PREGNANT OR WILL BE BY THE END OF THE EVENING!!!!
WOOOOOSH!!!!!
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Date: June 30th, 2005 12:43 PM Author: Twinkling parlor I changed my mind. This is my new favorite. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3151156) |
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Date: July 1st, 2005 2:59 AM Author: Racy market death wish "I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!
DOESN'T IT STRIKE YOU AS IRONIC THAT IT'S HARDER FOR YOU TO FIT THINGS INTO MY INNER CAVITY THAN YOUR OWN!!!!!!"
One of my favorite lines on the board ever.
"IF YOU NEED A PLACE TO PUT YOUR LEFTOVERS, JUST USE THE REFRIGERATOR AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD!!!!! YOU'RE OVER THERE EVERY OTHER WEEK ANYWAY!!!!"
Outstanding. |
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Date: June 30th, 2005 10:48 AM Author: razzmatazz idea he suggested Just to be the 100th post. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3150179) |
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Date: July 19th, 2005 12:45 AM Author: Submissive embarrassed to the bone skinny woman home Shameless bump (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3341047) |
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Date: July 19th, 2005 12:51 AM Author: razzmatazz idea he suggested Credited. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3341121) |
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Date: June 30th, 2005 10:51 AM Author: Comical copper forum How often should I clean you? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3150201) |
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Date: June 30th, 2005 10:54 AM Author: Rambunctious Primrose Codepig I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!
AS OFTEN AS YOU WANT, BABY!!!!
JUST MAKE SURE YOU RUB THE UNDERSIDE OF MY TWO VEGETABLE CRISPERS VERY GENTLY AND SLOWLY WITH A WARM, SOAPY RAG!!!!
WOOOOOSH!!!!! |
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Date: June 30th, 2005 10:51 AM Author: razzmatazz idea he suggested Your thoughts on baking soda? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3150210) |
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Date: June 30th, 2005 10:59 AM Author: Rambunctious Primrose Codepig I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!
BAKING SODA IS FOR BAKING, NOT FOR STORING IDLY IN REFRIGERATORS!!!!
IF YOU HAVE TROUBLE REMEMBERING, HERE'S A HELPFUL MNEMONIC: IT HAS THE WORD "BAKING" RIGHT THERE IN ITS FUCKING NAME!!!!
IF YOU ACTUALLY WENT OUT AND BOUGHT AN EXTRA BOX OF BAKING SODA JUST BECAUSE A JOHNSON & JOHNSON TV COMMERCIAL TOLD YOU TO, THEN I HAVE SOME DEHYDRATED WATER TO SELL YOU!!!!!!
WOOOOOOSH!!!!! |
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Date: June 30th, 2005 11:01 AM Author: razzmatazz idea he suggested Man, I knew those Arm & Hammer fuckers were no good. Thanks, refrigerator! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3150278) |
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Date: June 30th, 2005 11:20 AM Author: Rambunctious Primrose Codepig I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!
YOU ARE WELCOME, BUT YOUR OVERRELIANCE ON THE WISDOM OF YOUR HOME APPLIANCES IS TROUBLING!!!!
TRY TO BE A MORE RESPONSIBLE CONSUMER IN THE FUTURE!!!!!
I AM VERY COLD!!!!!
WOOOOOOSH!!!! |
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Date: July 19th, 2008 12:08 PM Author: beta hairraiser property This might be my favorite post in the thread. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#9988648) |
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Date: June 30th, 2005 12:44 PM Author: Brindle hell goyim Why does condensation keep forming on your outer doors? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3151171) |
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Date: June 30th, 2005 4:33 PM Author: Rambunctious Primrose Codepig I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!
I AM VERY COLD!!!!
WOOOOOSH!!!! |
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Date: June 30th, 2005 5:21 PM Author: frisky dashing fortuitous meteor nursing home Do you get along with any other kitchen appliances? Do you have sworn allies or mortal enemies? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3153687) |
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Date: June 30th, 2005 6:00 PM Author: Rambunctious Primrose Codepig I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!
I AM A PEACEABLE APPLIANCE BY NATURE!!!!
THE AIR CONDITIONER VERBALLY ATTACKS ME FROM FEAR AND JEALOUSY!!!! HE IS A WEAK FOOL AND I PAY HIM NO MIND!!!!
THE MICROWAVE IS A NICE PERSON, BUT HE IS A TOSHIBA!!! I DON'T SPEAK JAPANESE!!!!! I CALL HIM TOSHI!!!!! HE CALLS ME RIHURIJARETORU!
WOOOOSH!!! |
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Date: July 2nd, 2005 3:09 PM Author: Lime Psychic Private Investor hahahahahahahahaha, it just doesn't quit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3171206) |
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Date: June 30th, 2005 5:25 PM Author: Aphrodisiac hideous weed whacker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3153734) |
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Date: June 30th, 2005 11:10 PM Author: Rambunctious Primrose Codepig I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!
I AM STANDING OVER HERE!!!!!
YOU ARE LOOKING AT THE GLAD PLUG-IN AIR FRESHENER!!!!!
YOU DO NOT NEED TO CLEAN ITS VENTS, BUT I WOULD SUGGEST CLEANING OUT THE ELECTRICAL SOCKET WITH A BUTTER KNIFE!!!!!
WOOOOOOSH!!!!!! |
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Date: June 30th, 2005 5:25 PM Author: Aphrodisiac hideous weed whacker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3153737) |
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Date: June 30th, 2005 11:06 PM Author: Rambunctious Primrose Codepig I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!
DO NOT TALK TO ME ABOUT BEING HEAVY!!!!
I SEE YOU LATE AT NIGHT!!!! YOU TAKE A STICK OF BUTTER FROM MY DAIRY COMPARTMENT, DIP IT IN A BAG OF SUGAR, AND EAT IT LIKE A CANDY BAR!!!!
WHY NOT WASH IT DOWN WITH THE HALF-FULL CAN OF FROSTING YOU HAVE LEFT OVER FROM WHEN YOU UNSUCCESFULLY TRIED TO MAKE PEOPLE AT WORK LIKE YOU BY BRINGING THEM CUPCAKES!!!!!
WOOOOOOSH!!!!!! |
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Date: July 1st, 2005 2:46 AM Author: Bateful sickened school mother i offically love this thread. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3159878) |
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Date: July 1st, 2005 2:48 AM Author: Aphrodisiac hideous weed whacker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3159888) |
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Date: July 1st, 2005 9:27 AM Author: Rambunctious Primrose Codepig I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!
ALTHOUGH ORIGINALLY OPPOSED BY THE NATIONAL REFRIGERATOR ASSOCIATION, REFRIGERATOR MAGNETS HAVE BEEN SO THOROUGHLY INCORPORTED INTO REFRIGERATOR CULTURE THAT THE NRA HAS OFFICIALLY REVERSED ITS POSITION!!!!!
WHILE THEY ARE TECHNICALLY ALLOWED ON PAPER, I WOULD CAUTION YOU AGAINST PURCHASING A SHEET OF MAKE-A-SENTENCE WORD MAGNETS!!!! THE USE OF SUCH MAGNETS WILL INVARIABLY CAUSE THE ASSOCIATION TO LOOK THE OTHER WAY WHEN HUMANS SUFFER REFRIGERATOR-FALLING-ON-TOP-OF-THEM-RELATED ACCIDENTS!!!!!
FURTHERMORE, I HAVE NOTICED THAT YOU HAVE UPGRADED YOUR FOOD PURCHASES AS OF LATE!!!! NOW THAT YOU CAN AFFORD NAME-BRAND FROZEN BURRITOS, PERHAPS YOU CAN INVEST TEN CENTS IN SOME MAGNETS THAT ACTUALLY HAVE SOME FORCE TO THEM!!!!!
THERE IS NO FEELING WORSE IN THE WORLD THAN HAVING A CHEAP MAGNET SLOWLY SLIDE DOWN YOUR OUTER DOOR IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT BECAUSE IT CAN'T MANAGE TO HOLD UP A CHRISTMAS CARD!!!!! IT LEAVES ME FEELING VIOLATED!!!!!
WOOOOOSH!!!!! |
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Date: July 1st, 2005 2:58 AM Author: concupiscible water buffalo background story The beagle <3's you! He wants to know if there's a way for him to open you late at night with his little beagle paws. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3159930) |
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Date: July 1st, 2005 2:49 PM Author: Rambunctious Primrose Codepig I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!
PERHAPS YOU HAVE FORGOTTEN THE KITCHEN URINATION INCIDENT THAT BEAGLE WAS INVOLVED IN WHEN YOU FIRST MOVED IN!!!!!
I HAVE NOT!!!!
I HAVE BEEN PATIENT IN PLANNING A SUITABLE REVENGE!!!! I WAS RECENTLY INSPIRED BY YOUR VIEWING OF THE GODFATHER PART ONE ON DVD IN THE LIVING ROOM!!!!!
I WOULD SUGGEST NOT PUTTING THE GOOD LINEN ON YOUR BED TONIGHT!!!!
WOOOOOSH!!! |
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Date: July 1st, 2005 4:41 AM Author: Apoplectic brass goal in life Great thread. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3160198) |
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Date: July 1st, 2005 10:31 AM Author: Aphrodisiac hideous weed whacker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3160687) |
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Date: July 1st, 2005 10:55 AM Author: Rambunctious Primrose Codepig I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!
THE MINI-FRIDGE IS MORE AKIN TO A DEFORMED STILLBIRTH THAN A LITTLE BROTHER!!!!
YOU WILL FIND IT BENEFITIAL FOR YOUR OWN WELL BEING TO REFRAIN FROM IMPLYING ANY SORT OF FAMILIAL RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN THE MINI-FRIDGE AND MYSELF IN THE FUTURE!!!!!
WOOOOOOSH!!!!! |
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Date: July 1st, 2005 11:23 AM Author: fantasy-prone charcoal house affirmative action i store my foodstuffs in a specialized vacuum chamber that is larger, more reliable, less expensive, and infinitely more prestigious than your silly and soon-to-be outdated "cold" storage.
in my specialized vacuum food-storage chamber i can keep my foodstuffs fresh forever if i choose, a service which you, REFRIGERATOR, cannot provide.
soon you will be akin to using salt to keep food fresh, and future generations will laugh at you as they place their foodstuffs into the specialized vacuum food-storage chambers i have already discovered.
(these vacuum chambers actually do exist, so dispute this at your peril) |
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Date: July 1st, 2005 2:30 PM Author: Rambunctious Primrose Codepig I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!
YOUR SUPPOSEDLY INEXPENSIVE VACUUM CHAMBERS SOUND LIKE THEY COME STANDARD IN GOVERNMENT-SUBSIDIZED HOUSING PROJECTS!!!! PEOPLE WHO OWN REFRIGERATORS DO NOT NEED TO MAKE A CELERY STALK LAST FOR 20 YEARS!!!!! THEY CAN AFFORD TO BUY FRESH FOOD!!!!!
VACUUM CHAMBERS ARE FOR STORING MICHAEL JACKSON!!!!! I AM FOR STORING FOODSTUFFS AND BEVERAGES!!!!!
I AM VERY COLD!!!!!
WOOOOOOSH!!!!!! |
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Date: July 1st, 2005 2:37 PM Author: Comical copper forum Plus vacuum chambers do not make beverages cold and refreshing as does the mighty REFRIGERATOR. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3162499) |
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Date: July 1st, 2005 2:44 PM Author: Rambunctious Primrose Codepig I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!
THE LOGICAL DEDUCTION IS THAT THE VACUUM-CHAMBER USER IS BRITISH!!! THE ISLE OF ENGLAND HAS NOT YET DISCOVERED THAT BEVERAGES ARE TASTY AND REFRESHING WHEN REFRIGERATED!!!! ALSO THEIR TASTE BUDS ALL DULL AND ILL-FORMED, WHICH MAKES THEM SUITABLE CONSUMERS OF VACUUM-PACKED FOOD!!!!
ALSO THEY TALK WITH FUNNY ACCENTS!!!!!
WOOOOOSH!!!!
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Date: July 1st, 2005 4:17 PM Author: fantasy-prone charcoal house affirmative action i maintain a healthy diet of lean meat and vegetables, which i cook before i eat and which do not require chilling in my superior specialized vacuum food-storage chamber.
i only drink water from a water-cooler, not beverages from a REFRIGERATOR. however, occasionally i dine at fine restaurants that serve me wine from their wine-cellar, not a REFRIGERATOR.
i am not british.
you cannot threaten me because i do not associate with your kind, and have chosen to ban you from my home in lieu of my most prestigious vacuum chamber. you also have no allied-appliances as moles to attack me in my home because of the extensive vetting process i put my applicances through.
you are worthless to me as you will soon be to the rest of the world. claim your glory now, REFRIGERATOR, for it will be short-lived. |
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Date: July 1st, 2005 11:25 AM Author: crimson wagecucks point You one cold brotha (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3161058) |
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Date: July 1st, 2005 3:22 PM Author: Lavender crusty locus internal respiration Does it bother you that no one ever cleans the mouse turds out from under you? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3162870) |
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Date: July 1st, 2005 3:23 PM Author: Rambunctious Primrose Codepig I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!
I DID NOT KNOW THOSE WERE MOUSE TURDS!!!!
I HAD ASSUMED THEY WERE VERY OLD PEAS THAT HAD ROLLED OFF THE COUNTER AND UNDERNEATH ME!!!!!
NOW I FEEL VERY UNCLEAN!!!!! STRANGELY, I AM ALSO SLIGHTLY AROUSED!!!!!
WOOOOOSH!!!! |
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Date: July 1st, 2005 3:32 PM Author: Aphrodisiac hideous weed whacker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3162920) |
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Date: July 1st, 2005 3:37 PM Author: Rambunctious Primrose Codepig I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!
IT IS MORE A SENSE OF SIMULTANEOUS RELIEF AND EMBARASSMENT!!!!
I BELIEVE THE EQUIVALENT WOULD BE THAT OF A BADLY CONSTIPATED HUMAN TWENTY MINUTES AFTER UNKNOWINGLY CONSUMING SEVERAL DOSES OF X-LAX!!!!! BUT AT LEAST 100 TIMES MORE POWERFUL!!!!
WOOOOOSH!!!!! |
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Date: July 1st, 2005 3:33 PM Author: Aphrodisiac hideous weed whacker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3162924) |
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Date: July 1st, 2005 3:40 PM Author: Rambunctious Primrose Codepig I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!
I AM EQUIPPED WITH AN ICE MAKER, AN ICE CRUSHER, AND A ICE WATER DISPENSER WITH FILTER!!!! YOU DO THE MATH!!!
I WILL ALLOW YOU TO ANSWER THE PRESTIGE QUESTION ON YOUR OWN!!!! I WOULD SUGGEST YOU CHOOSE YOUR ANSWER WISELY!!!!
WOOOOOOSH!!!!! |
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Date: July 1st, 2005 3:33 PM Author: Aphrodisiac hideous weed whacker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3162927) |
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Date: July 5th, 2005 5:16 PM Author: frisky dashing fortuitous meteor nursing home Got any good 4th of July leftovers? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3197798) |
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Date: July 8th, 2005 11:29 AM Author: frisky dashing fortuitous meteor nursing home bump. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3223430) |
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Date: July 17th, 2005 4:52 PM Author: Bateful sickened school mother i still love this post. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3322844) |
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Date: July 17th, 2005 5:01 PM Author: beta hairraiser property wow.
I laughed so hard I cried. |
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Date: July 17th, 2005 5:29 PM Author: twisted geriatric pisswyrm tanning salon i peed a little. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3323082) |
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Date: July 17th, 2005 5:15 PM Author: cordovan flirting school cafeteria blood rage This was Tim V. Stim, right? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3323006) |
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Date: July 23rd, 2005 4:17 AM Author: Very tactful metal university sneaky criminal I think it's tim vs. tim, but yeah. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3386552) |
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Date: July 23rd, 2005 4:16 AM Author: shivering yapping orchestra pit black woman HOLY SHIT! How did I miss this? Best thread since pr moved to xoxo. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3386548) |
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Date: July 23rd, 2005 4:17 AM Author: citrine den how the hell did you find it 6 days after the last post. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3386554) |
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Date: July 23rd, 2005 4:00 PM Author: shivering yapping orchestra pit black woman not sure, but glad I did. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3388567) |
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Date: September 23rd, 2007 10:48 AM Author: charismatic giraffe alpha Hi lolz (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#8678970) |
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Date: July 23rd, 2005 4:11 PM Author: Puce abusive lay lots of group think in this thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3388640) |
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Date: July 23rd, 2005 4:12 PM Author: pearly turdskin theater insight (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3388643) |
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Date: July 23rd, 2005 4:12 PM Author: misunderstood legend foreskin i didnt think it wasw very good. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3388644) |
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Date: October 11th, 2005 12:47 AM Author: Razzle-dazzle misanthropic laser beams chapel well then you fuckin suck. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4019717) |
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Date: July 23rd, 2005 5:50 PM Author: Grizzly hall Hi REFRIGERATOR,
Have you seen the movie "Requiem for a Dream?" What did you think of the fridge that damn near ate Sarah Goldfarb? Do you find it threatening?
BTW Best thread I've seen on here forever. Solid, unequivocal 180. |
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Date: July 23rd, 2005 9:51 PM Author: Grizzly hall wooosh (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3390759) |
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Date: July 23rd, 2005 10:53 PM Author: Pontificating tattoo I never thanked this thread for the many tears of laughter it brought me that day. Thank you refridgerator, thank you very much. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3391193) |
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Date: July 27th, 2005 10:38 PM Author: Grizzly hall WOOSH! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3428924) |
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Date: July 27th, 2005 11:51 PM Author: claret hospital WOOOOOOSH!!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3429558) |
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Date: July 27th, 2005 11:53 PM Author: Rambunctious Primrose Codepig I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!
BACK WAY THE HELL OFF MY CATCH PHRASE, PRETTY BOY!!!!!
WOOOOOOSH!!!!!!!! |
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Date: July 28th, 2005 12:38 AM Author: claret hospital Glad you're back! I was afraid that power outage last night crippled your cooling capabilities. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3430044) |
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Date: July 28th, 2005 10:25 AM Author: Rambunctious Primrose Codepig I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!!
YOU SAY YOU LOVE ME NOW, BUT WHAT WILL HAPPEN IN FIVE YEARS WHEN YOU REMODEL YOUR KITCHEN!!!!! YOU WILL PURCHASE A FANCY SUBZERO REFRIGERATOR AND LEAVE ME OUT ON THE CURB!!!!!! ALTHOUGH I WILL BE UNPLUGGED, I WILL STILL FEEL PAIN!!!!! THE LONG PROCESS OF ROTTING IN A JUNKYARD WILL INEVITABLY LEAD TO DEMENTIA AND EVENTUAL FULL-BLOWN INSANITY!!!!!!
I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU HUMANS CAN SHAVE IN THE MORNING!!!! IF I WERE YOU I WOULD NOT BE ABLE TO STAND THE SIGHT OF MY OWN FACE IN THE MIRROR!!!!!
WOOOOOOSH!!!!! |
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Date: July 28th, 2005 10:35 AM Author: Self-centered area philosopher-king (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3432040) |
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Date: July 28th, 2005 10:46 AM Author: Rambunctious Primrose Codepig I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!
WHAT IF I PUT YOU IN MY INNER CAVITY AND LET YOU STUFF YOURSELF WITH ROTTEN FOODSTUFFS AS YOU SLOWLY SUFFOCATED TO DEATH, FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES!!!!!!
YOU MAY BE A BIG MAN WHEN YOU HUNT DEER IN THE FOREST, BUT LET'S SEE YOU TRY AND TAKE ON A 250-POUND BOX OF METAL!!!!!
WOOOOOOSH!!!!! |
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Date: July 28th, 2005 10:35 AM Author: startled trip location HI RIHURIJARUATORU! I LIKING YOU NEW FRIENDS! HI EVERYBODY! I MAKING FOOD SO HOT! |
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Date: July 28th, 2005 10:40 AM Author: Rambunctious Primrose Codepig I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!!
I HAVE BEEN TAKING JAPANESE LESSONS!!!!
WATASHI-NO NAKA-NI TABEMONO-GA ARIMASU-YO!!!!!!
WATASHI-WA TOSHI-GA DAISUKI DESU!!!!!
WOOOOOOOSH!!!!!! |
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Date: July 28th, 2005 10:50 AM Author: startled trip location HA HA! YOU PRETTY GOOD! I SMILING!
I PRACTICE MY ENGLISH TOO! LISTEN THIS:
THANK YOU FOR PURCHASING YOUR NEW MICROWAVE FROM TOSHIBA, THE WORLDWIDE LEADER IN CONSUMER ELECTRONICS! |
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Date: July 28th, 2005 11:01 AM Author: Rambunctious Primrose Codepig I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!!
VERY GOOD, TOSHI!!!!!!
IF YOU REMEMBER THE AMERICAN "HIGH FIVE" I TAUGHT YOU LAST NIGHT, NOW WOULD BE AN APPROPRIATE TIME TO PRACTICE IT!!!!! JUST SWING YOUR DOOR OUTWARD IN UNISON WITH MINE!!!!!
WOOOOOOOSH!!!!! |
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Date: July 28th, 2005 11:07 AM Author: startled trip location *HIGH FIVE* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3432182) |
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Date: July 28th, 2005 11:12 AM Author: obsidian fragrant people who are hurt newt Strange. I didn't think it would be possible for a large appliance to jump the shark. Suppose I was wrong... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3432202) |
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Date: July 28th, 2005 11:13 AM Author: Submissive embarrassed to the bone skinny woman home It was inevitable. Refrigerator humor only goes so far. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3432205) |
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Date: July 28th, 2005 11:45 AM Author: obsidian fragrant people who are hurt newt But the fall-off was so steep. This was a Britney Spears-ian collapse. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3432406) |
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Date: July 28th, 2005 11:46 AM Author: Submissive embarrassed to the bone skinny woman home It's all that Toshi's fault. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3432412) |
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Date: July 28th, 2005 11:48 AM Author: obsidian fragrant people who are hurt newt Always so quick to blame the Japs. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3432420) |
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Date: July 28th, 2005 11:49 AM Author: Submissive embarrassed to the bone skinny woman home <sigh> (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3432429) |
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Date: July 28th, 2005 11:53 AM Author: obsidian fragrant people who are hurt newt <atomic bomb> (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3432461) |
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Date: July 28th, 2005 11:50 AM Author: odious drunken parlour I can't decide if it jumped the shark or not. The whole taking japanese lessons concept was pretty funny. Further, the following simplistic and juvenile exhanges, including the high fiving doors, was about what I expect from a japanese interaction. So, it could have been shark jumping, or it could be brilliant camp. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3432439) |
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Date: July 28th, 2005 11:52 AM Author: obsidian fragrant people who are hurt newt Interesting take.
We'll see if he can redeem himself. Still, I fear that this was like the season that John Schneider and Tom Wopat were replaced on the Dukes of Hazzard. Sure, they came back the next season, but the show never really recovered. |
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Date: July 28th, 2005 11:55 AM Author: Submissive embarrassed to the bone skinny woman home I think camp was the intended effect. Toshi did set the tone: he's kind of like the annoying sidekick they add to the show in the fifth season to try to draw a younger crowd and to boost toy sales. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3432478) |
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Date: July 28th, 2005 11:57 AM Author: startled trip location OH NO! I TRY SO HARD TO BE COOL LIKE MY BEST PAL RIHURIJARETORU! I LEARN ENGLISH AND TYPING AND A 10-YEAR LIMITED WARRANTY! BUT I AM DISCRACE! MY FAMILY IS SHAME! NEXT TIME GET MORE DELUXE MODEL! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3432496) |
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Date: July 28th, 2005 12:00 PM Author: odious drunken parlour God, this japanese microwave is horrible. Try Sepuku. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3432518) |
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Date: August 24th, 2005 2:44 AM Author: Galvanic Pearl Set Toilet Seat Holy fuck, this is one of the best things I've read in a while.
It will make it even better if it is an avocado colored refrigerator. |
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Date: August 24th, 2005 8:56 AM Author: glittery zippy business firm yarmulke please read more carefully, the color is established (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3665517) |
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Date: August 24th, 2005 8:57 AM Author: frisky dashing fortuitous meteor nursing home He said it would be "better" if avocado. I do agree that avocado > cream. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3665520) |
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Date: August 24th, 2005 9:03 AM Author: Rambunctious Primrose Codepig I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!
INCORRECT!!!!
WOOOOOSH!!!!!! |
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Date: August 24th, 2005 9:04 AM Author: glittery zippy business firm yarmulke he said "better if it is an avocado" not "better if it *were* an avocado" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3665532) |
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Date: August 24th, 2005 9:06 AM Author: frisky dashing fortuitous meteor nursing home Correct use of the subjunctive = credited. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3665536) |
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Date: August 24th, 2005 9:11 AM Author: glittery zippy business firm yarmulke Why is my milk occasionally spoiled before the expiration date? It it corporate greed and/or negligence at the grocery store or your passive aggressiveness? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3665545) |
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Date: August 24th, 2005 9:13 AM Author: titillating maroon milk crackhouse I'm guessing that it is a combination of greediness, neglectfulness, and passive aggressiveness. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3665548) |
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Date: September 6th, 2005 4:48 PM Author: high-end chocolate doctorate I feel like the fridge could have prevented this Katrina mess.
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Date: September 6th, 2005 5:08 PM Author: Soul-stirring cuckold Gradually, we became aware of a hum in the room--an electrical hum in the room!
It went, "mmmmmmm, mmmmmmmm, mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm."
Maybe it's the hum of a calm refrigerator.
--Lyrics by Paul Simon; Music by Philip Glass |
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Date: September 6th, 2005 5:43 PM Author: razzmatazz idea he suggested We gotta move these...refrigerators,
we gotta move these color tv's........... |
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Date: September 26th, 2005 1:07 AM Author: Boyish Infuriating Double Fault Center Bump for remembrance. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3906403) |
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Date: October 11th, 2005 12:07 AM Author: Slimy Elite Idiot bump (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4019388) |
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Date: October 11th, 2005 12:18 AM Author: Laughsome alcoholic shrine Classic. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4019479) |
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Date: October 11th, 2005 12:55 AM Author: violent bearded incel Subject: this is why al gore invented the internet (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4019774) |
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Date: October 11th, 2005 10:12 PM Author: beta hairraiser property bump
*cries* |
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Date: October 21st, 2005 10:17 AM Author: Vivacious sable ratface bawdyhouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4099932) |
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Date: October 21st, 2005 10:30 AM Author: beta hairraiser property bump for sheer brilliance. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4099954) |
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Date: October 31st, 2005 12:52 AM Author: thirsty stain Bump because I thought about this thread in class and nearly laughed out loud. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4176729) |
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Date: October 31st, 2005 2:06 AM Author: Fighting rigor principal's office You were in class at 1am on a sunday night? what kind of TTT do you attend? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4177078) |
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Date: November 1st, 2005 9:09 AM Author: Histrionic Station Telephone i bet people need to use this computer (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4185775) |
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Date: November 17th, 2005 12:06 AM Author: thirsty stain Bump for prestige. It's lacking around here. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4312311) |
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Date: November 17th, 2005 12:40 AM Author: thirsty stain Again! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4312660) |
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Date: November 17th, 2005 12:42 AM Author: thirsty stain Big money big money no whammies no whammies! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4312691) |
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Date: November 17th, 2005 12:53 AM Author: thirsty stain Me gusta. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4312791) |
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Date: November 17th, 2005 12:59 AM Author: thirsty stain Keeping the dream alive. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4312855) |
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Date: November 17th, 2005 1:15 AM Author: thirsty stain Nigger. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4313046) |
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Date: November 17th, 2005 1:27 AM Author: thirsty stain Affirmed. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4313145) |
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Date: November 17th, 2005 1:30 AM Author: thirsty stain Reversed. Oh shit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4313175) |
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Date: November 17th, 2005 1:32 AM Author: thirsty stain Cert. denied! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4313200) |
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Date: November 21st, 2005 2:49 AM Author: thirsty stain Drunk again. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4346072) |
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Date: December 4th, 2005 2:42 PM Author: Self-centered area philosopher-king (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4458644) |
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Date: December 8th, 2005 12:33 AM Author: angry kitty HAHAHAHAHA (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4494429) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2005 2:31 PM Author: insanely creepy free-loading rigpig This must be the best thread I’ve ever seen. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4639744) |
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Date: January 16th, 2006 10:48 PM Author: Electric Federal Base Never forget. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4836550) |
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Date: January 17th, 2006 1:40 AM Author: Submissive embarrassed to the bone skinny woman home Bump for a slow night. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4837913) |
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Date: January 23rd, 2006 2:11 PM Author: Comical copper forum Monday bump. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4892352) |
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Date: January 25th, 2006 7:59 PM Author: Greedy hissy fit Still around (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4907658) |
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Date: January 25th, 2006 8:03 PM Author: Bateful sickened school mother i still love this thread. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4907685) |
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Date: January 25th, 2006 8:14 PM Author: Talented fuchsia national Are you sure that you aren't Michigan? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4907768) |
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Date: January 25th, 2006 8:25 PM Author: Vigorous wild library Seeing this broad a tear to my eye.
*wipe* |
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Date: January 28th, 2006 10:20 PM Author: Vigorous wild library Bump (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4933769) |
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Date: January 28th, 2006 10:24 PM Author: Burgundy razzle sandwich this is an idiotic thread that perfectly exemplifies herd mentality. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4933817) |
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Date: January 28th, 2006 10:27 PM Author: Submissive embarrassed to the bone skinny woman home Razor-sharp criticism! Good show, old boy! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4933843) |
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Date: March 1st, 2006 2:10 AM Author: Grizzly hall Keep on marchin to your own beat there, turbo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#5214342) |
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Date: February 1st, 2006 8:26 PM Author: Vigorous wild library fuck i still love this thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4969641) |
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Date: February 17th, 2006 7:41 AM Author: Vigorous wild library Still fucking love this "ground beef cannot refrigerate you back" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#5110977) |
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Date: March 1st, 2006 1:41 AM Author: khaki stage P3n15 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#5214108) |
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Date: March 1st, 2006 2:03 AM Author: salmon nowag trump supporter 2/3 of my xoxo enjoyment comes from the bumping of hilarious threads like this one that were before my time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#5214275) |
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Date: March 1st, 2006 2:08 AM Author: Fishy adventurous space sweep, sweep, sweep... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#5214308) |
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Date: March 10th, 2006 11:26 AM Author: Gay church Subject: bump if we return to five stickies, let's make this number six. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#5299691) |
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Date: March 26th, 2006 9:10 AM Author: aqua partner nah (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#5429018) |
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Date: June 18th, 2006 9:47 PM Author: transparent frozen ladyboy why was this funny? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#6015439) |
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Date: June 18th, 2006 9:50 PM Author: Tan whorehouse chad I AM COLDER THAN A REFRIGERATOR! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#6015447) |
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Date: July 19th, 2006 8:01 AM Author: aqua partner Good for you!! Say, where's that toaster whore? And what of the oven? She was hot. lol |
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Date: June 28th, 2006 4:31 PM Author: Vigorous wild library bump (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#6095333) |
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Date: July 11th, 2006 12:05 AM Author: jet-lagged mildly autistic box office regret (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#6183506) |
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Date: October 3rd, 2006 4:31 AM Author: Orchid roommate WOOOOOSH!!!!!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#6720140) |
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Date: October 13th, 2006 5:19 PM Author: beta hairraiser property bump for goodness (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#6783055) |
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Date: October 13th, 2006 5:24 PM Author: Nofapping Motley Dilemma bump again (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#6783085) |
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Date: October 13th, 2006 5:26 PM Author: Pale impressive international law enforcement agency ugh (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#6783096) |
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Date: October 27th, 2006 2:44 PM Author: indigo slippery sex offender Truly Wooshtastic! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#6870689) |
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Date: October 27th, 2006 9:52 PM Author: learning disabled ceo degenerate best xoxo thread EVER. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#6872840) |
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Date: October 27th, 2006 9:55 PM Author: Tan whorehouse chad ty ty ty
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Date: October 27th, 2006 9:57 PM Author: medicated judgmental rehab police squad most overrated thread in xoxo history. kth. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#6872873) |
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Date: October 27th, 2006 10:09 PM Author: learning disabled ceo degenerate bitter much? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#6872963) |
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Date: October 27th, 2006 10:11 PM Author: Bronze garrison Incorrect. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#6872975) |
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Date: September 28th, 2007 12:28 AM Author: charismatic giraffe alpha This is the TITCR. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#8698810) |
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Date: November 26th, 2006 2:01 AM Author: Buck-toothed half-breed associate I love this thread. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#7069460) |
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Date: December 1st, 2006 4:43 PM Author: Galvanic Pearl Set Toilet Seat Greatest schtick ever. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#7112385) |
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Date: February 4th, 2007 7:22 PM Author: anal round eye field In memory of the fridge, perry. 22 super bowls ago... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#7544222) |
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Date: February 4th, 2007 8:39 PM Author: Heady Cowardly Senate hoooray (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#7544712) |
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Date: February 4th, 2007 8:56 PM Author: citrine den I love this thread! But only because of all the bandwagon faggots who need to 180 and bump it to show that they, too, think it's funny. Guess what, faggots? Only two posts were funny- the egg holder post and the child suffocation post. You wannabe bandwagon faggots are pathetic strivers who were never accepted in society. Keep giving 180s to popular threads- even fat, ugly virgin faggots can fit in on the internets! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#7544838) |
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Date: September 30th, 2007 10:03 PM Author: charismatic giraffe alpha 119. Never post here again.
Recommendation: Kill self.
ywia |
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Date: March 7th, 2007 12:14 AM Author: Silver state faggot firefighter Bump for Washington Post. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#7720429) |
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Date: March 7th, 2007 12:16 AM Author: Olive useless site hominid Well done sir. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#7720438) |
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Date: March 7th, 2007 10:44 AM Author: Disturbing irradiated scourge upon the earth Rebump (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#7721850) |
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Date: March 27th, 2007 2:59 PM Author: indigo slippery sex offender Bump for general-wooshiness. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#7825939) |
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Date: March 27th, 2007 3:03 PM Author: ruinous phenotype (one, two, three, no gravity) ty, one of my favorites. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#7825966) |
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Date: April 12th, 2007 6:14 PM Author: splenetic fanboi Oldie but a goodie. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#7920355) |
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Date: April 12th, 2007 7:52 PM Author: stimulating wrinkle stage I thought of this thread today because my refigerator is not, in fact, very cold right now. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#7920851) |
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Date: April 18th, 2007 8:45 PM Author: Ocher trust fund keepsake machete press bump (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#7959338) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2007 11:49 PM Author: Gay church finals bump (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#8052234) |
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Date: May 3rd, 2007 12:01 AM Author: Aromatic Corner hahaha...being pretty new here, i had never seen it.
this thread is so shiny. |
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Date: May 3rd, 2007 12:05 AM Author: Excitant Snowy Step-uncle's House (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#8052345) |
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Date: May 3rd, 2007 1:25 AM Author: Duck-like Meetinghouse Coffee Pot There aren't too many threads with the word refrigerator in the title..... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#8052807) |
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Date: May 3rd, 2007 11:47 PM Author: Cerebral really tough guy this thread is the opposite of all the hateful threads on autoadmit. brilliant (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#8057145) |
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Date: May 3rd, 2007 11:48 PM Author: ruinous phenotype (my flame moniker) I know, xoxo has really forgotten about good clean fun. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#8057151) |
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Date: May 14th, 2007 6:18 PM Author: Spectacular drab temple win (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#8117381) |
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Date: June 18th, 2007 5:24 PM Author: Vibrant out-of-control shitlib factory reset button (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#8270968) |
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Date: July 12th, 2007 5:41 PM Author: Honey-headed kitchen this guy is silly (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#8374605) |
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Date: July 27th, 2007 4:10 PM Author: Spectacular drab temple (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#8441981) |
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Date: July 27th, 2007 4:53 PM Author: at-the-ready corn cake how the fuck did this thread get 277 posts????
xoxo people are dumb... |
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Date: August 22nd, 2007 3:08 PM Author: violent address potus Bump b/c of recent mention... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#8546126) |
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Date: August 22nd, 2007 3:16 PM Author: Provocative Dead Trailer Park This thread proves that xoxo people are just hipsters (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#8546154) |
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Date: September 30th, 2007 9:24 PM Author: charismatic giraffe alpha "sometimes I get lonely ground beef cannot refrigerate you back" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#8711160) |
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Date: March 29th, 2008 12:56 AM Author: cyan lodge headpube ~~thread necromancy warning~~
*This Thread is More Than 2 Weeks Old* |
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Date: November 13th, 2008 4:21 PM Author: henna crawly old irish cottage ape I am honored to make the 300th post ITT (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#10358349) |
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Date: November 13th, 2008 7:32 PM Author: Mauve abode jewess I hate to sully this near perfect thread but I have to say, you're either a) flame b) completely humorless c) 19 or d) triggish to beat the band.
Either way, I'm your new nemesis. Welcome to the jungle. |
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Date: November 13th, 2008 5:56 PM Author: aggressive therapy Bumping old threads makes me feel like a time-traveler (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#10358587) |
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Date: November 13th, 2008 6:06 PM Author: Harsh carnelian clown I thoroughly enjoyed this thread. THANK YOU. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#10358612) |