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I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!! I AM VERY COLD!!! WOOOOOSH!!!!!!

WOOOOOOOOSH!!!
Blue Newt
  06/29/05
Are you a top or bottom?
vivacious angry pit jap
  06/29/05
WOOOOOOOOOSH!!!!
Blue Newt
  06/29/05
The freezer gives it to you like the bitch that you are, doe...
vivacious angry pit jap
  06/29/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!! MY INTERNAL LIGHT IS SHUT OFF WHE...
Blue Newt
  06/29/05
You're fat.
vivacious angry pit jap
  06/29/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!! MY LARGE CAPACITY IS VERY PRESTIG...
Blue Newt
  06/29/05
Damn. A+
vivacious angry pit jap
  06/29/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!! I DO NOT RECEIVE GRADES!!! I A...
Blue Newt
  06/29/05
180
fragrant hell
  06/29/05
Do you have a spacious vegetable crisper?
zombie-like tan cuck sneaky criminal
  06/29/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!! I HAVE TWO SPACIOUS VEGETABLE CRI...
Blue Newt
  06/29/05
180
Swollen giraffe
  06/29/05
...
boyish judgmental hospital
  06/29/05
Yes, I laughed out loud
magenta shitlib church building
  06/29/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!! I AM NOT AN AIR CONDITIONER!!!!!...
Blue Newt
  06/29/05
I just got you confused with a different poster. Are you ...
magenta shitlib church building
  06/29/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!! I AM NOT A CHILDREN'S BOOK BY DR...
Blue Newt
  06/29/05
I did this my first week in my new place. I had been so good...
low-t pearly prole
  06/29/05
...I am a grocery bag...
talented flirting gay wizard state
  06/29/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!! GROCERY BAGS ARE USELESS AFTER T...
Blue Newt
  06/29/05
more feces is rolling in his grave.
Odious feces
  06/29/05
It's a sad day when this is one of the most active threads.
kink-friendly son of senegal
  06/29/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!! I AM MORE PRESTIGIOUS THAN YOU!!...
Blue Newt
  06/29/05
This is the best thread in months.
low-t pearly prole
  06/29/05
May I have some ice cream?
citrine round eye dog poop
  06/29/05
he is NOT a freezer
magenta shitlib church building
  06/29/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!! THANK YOU FOR ASKING NICELY!!!! ...
Blue Newt
  06/29/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!! UNLIKE THE ICEBOXES OF YORE, I C...
Blue Newt
  06/29/05
There's never anything worth eating here.
talented flirting gay wizard state
  06/29/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!! I DO NOT DO YOUR SHOPPING FOR YOU...
Blue Newt
  06/29/05
Do you have an ice and water dispenser in the door? If so, c...
zombie-like tan cuck sneaky criminal
  06/29/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!! I HAVE A CONVENIENT ICE MAKER AND...
Blue Newt
  06/29/05
"REFRIGATORIAL" Always worth a bump.
Charcoal ladyboy
  06/21/08
This is the best schtick in ages. The part about the plas...
Swollen giraffe
  06/29/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!! AT NIGHT SOMETIMES I GET LONELY...
Blue Newt
  06/29/05
do you have one of those compartments for storing canned sod...
Swollen giraffe
  06/29/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!! MAYBE IF YOU PURCHASED BRAND-NAME...
Blue Newt
  06/29/05
I buy the 24 packs, which unfortunately haven't come in refr...
Swollen giraffe
  06/29/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!! WHY DO YOU SHOP AT COSTCO!!!!! ...
Blue Newt
  06/29/05
Every grocery store sells soda in 24 packs. I shop at Foo...
Swollen giraffe
  06/29/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!! I WAS GOING TO INSULT YOU, BUT Y...
Blue Newt
  06/29/05
180. Really well-played so far.
Cruel-hearted skinny woman point
  06/29/05
Agreed. The first legitimate non-watered down 180 in a long ...
low-t pearly prole
  06/29/05
This is a very prestigious thread. Very creative. Reminds...
umber bateful associate
  06/29/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!! YOUR KINDERGARTEN FANTASIES HAVE...
Blue Newt
  06/29/05
Yes, leftover meat inside of you is a very pleasurable feeli...
low-t pearly prole
  06/29/05
Unless you are a Sub-Z (preferrably a twin), you are decided...
zombie-like tan cuck sneaky criminal
  06/29/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!! IF I WERE YOU I WOULD NOT CONTINU...
Blue Newt
  06/29/05
191
vivacious angry pit jap
  06/29/05
This is my favorite.
multi-colored brindle becky station
  06/29/05
That is a strong 180. Sort of the opposite of the "Giv...
fuchsia kitty
  06/29/05
You've just inspired me to write a children's book about thi...
multi-colored brindle becky station
  06/30/05
I can't believe I clicked on this thread and I really can't ...
razzle chapel private investor
  06/29/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!! EVERYBODY ENJOYS A COLD BEVERAGE...
Blue Newt
  06/29/05
likewise.
soul-stirring hyperactive queen of the night
  06/29/05
Outstanding thread. A++
laughsome keepsake machete karate
  06/29/05
best thread all day.
Electric Plaza
  06/29/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!! I AM VERY COLD!!!!! IF YOU FIN...
Blue Newt
  06/29/05
I laughed. I cried. I hid my face behind a piece of paper. T...
brass big pozpig
  06/29/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!! I AM DESIGNED AROUND A TIMELESS ...
Blue Newt
  06/29/05
hahahahahahahahahhahahhah! Agreed. However, I think true whi...
low-t pearly prole
  06/29/05
Hey, how is your lightbulb holding up? My breaker got tri...
low-t pearly prole
  06/29/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!! YOU LAZY HUMANS DISGUST ME!!!!!...
Blue Newt
  06/29/05
No, you're wrong. I punish myself and you by not eating and ...
low-t pearly prole
  06/29/05
This is seriously among the best threads in a very long time...
Charismatic Filthy Native
  06/29/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!! THE ANSWER TO YOUR QUESTION CON...
Blue Newt
  06/29/05
Sometimes I think I have another beer or two inside of you b...
Cruel-hearted skinny woman point
  06/29/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!! SOMETIMES I GET THIRSTY TOO!!!! ...
Blue Newt
  06/29/05
REFRIGERATOR: Quiet down and get back to keeping my beers c...
zombie-like tan cuck sneaky criminal
  06/29/05
hahaha.
low-t pearly prole
  06/29/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!! I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY IT!!!!!...
Blue Newt
  06/29/05
Fair enough, I take it back. I couldn't handle a kegerator a...
zombie-like tan cuck sneaky criminal
  06/29/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!! I DEIGN TO ACCEPT YOUR APOLOGY!!!...
Blue Newt
  06/29/05
OK, I lost it right about "I WILL TOPPLE OVER AND CRUSH...
pink vigorous digit ratio spot
  06/30/05
this really should have been written by FRAT_STUD2LAw
dead scarlet crackhouse
  07/23/05
A truly prestigious thread. I'm sorry about the time I wa...
Excitant shaky public bath mental disorder
  06/29/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!! YOUR APOLOGY IS ACCEPTED!!!! I...
Blue Newt
  06/29/05
Bastard. What is your favorite food to have stored inside...
Excitant shaky public bath mental disorder
  06/29/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!! I MUST ADMIT THAT I AM PARTIAL T...
Blue Newt
  06/29/05
also, WHY DO YOU YELL? aren't the new models very quiet?
Excitant shaky public bath mental disorder
  06/29/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!! IF YOU CANNOT HANDLE MY GOD-LIKE...
Blue Newt
  06/29/05
if you battled more feces guy, who would win? you could free...
Excitant shaky public bath mental disorder
  06/29/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!! THERE WOULD BE NO BATTLE!!!!! ...
Blue Newt
  06/29/05
STFU YOU FOOL I KEEP A WHOLE HOUSE CLEAN WHILST YOU WORK ...
contagious crystalline filthpig
  06/29/05
Allow me to break character just long enough to say this isn...
Blue Newt
  06/29/05
I thought your shit was funny as well AC
fuchsia kitty
  06/29/05
Me too. Just not the racism (or, at least, the unnecessary ...
Blue Newt
  06/29/05
Agreed. Well done 'fridge.
fuchsia kitty
  06/29/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!! YOUR COMPLIMENT HAS BEEN REGISTE...
Blue Newt
  06/29/05
180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 ...
Spruce lascivious stage
  06/29/05
I agree
Marvelous pistol
  06/29/05
This is slightly funnier than the originator of this line of...
frozen sweet tailpipe center
  06/30/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!! I AM VERY COLD!!!!! MY TEMPER...
Blue Newt
  06/30/05
The milk isn't the problem, and the sour cream placement has...
frozen sweet tailpipe center
  06/30/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!! YOU HAVE CALLED MY BLUFF!!!!! ...
Blue Newt
  06/30/05
*swallowed and subsequently suffocated by refrigerator*
frozen sweet tailpipe center
  06/30/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!! *BURP* WOOOOOOSH!!!!!
Blue Newt
  06/30/05
In all seriousness, there is a Refrigerator repairman in my ...
zombie-like tan cuck sneaky criminal
  06/30/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!! LET ME PUT IT TO YOU THIS WAY: DO...
Blue Newt
  06/30/05
hahahahahahaha
low-t pearly prole
  07/02/05
The shelves on your door broke, so now your main cavity is s...
Buff ceo
  06/30/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!! DOESN'T IT STRIKE YOU AS IRONIC ...
Blue Newt
  06/30/05
Oh...My...God. One...Fucking...Eighty.
stirring theatre partner
  06/30/05
Um, thanks. Some people can't even pretend to be a refr...
Buff ceo
  06/30/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!! YOU IMPROPERLY STORE FOODSTUFFS ...
Blue Newt
  06/30/05
I changed my mind. This is my new favorite.
multi-colored brindle becky station
  06/30/05
"I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!! DOESN'T IT STRIKE YOU AS I...
Idiotic gas station selfie
  07/01/05
Just to be the 100th post.
vivacious angry pit jap
  06/30/05
Shameless bump
beady-eyed big-titted principal's office water buffalo
  07/19/05
Credited.
vivacious angry pit jap
  07/19/05
How often should I clean you?
brass big pozpig
  06/30/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!! AS OFTEN AS YOU WANT, BABY!!!! ...
Blue Newt
  06/30/05
Your thoughts on baking soda?
vivacious angry pit jap
  06/30/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!! BAKING SODA IS FOR BAKING, NOT F...
Blue Newt
  06/30/05
Man, I knew those Arm & Hammer fuckers were no good. Th...
vivacious angry pit jap
  06/30/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!! YOU ARE WELCOME, BUT YOUR OVERREL...
Blue Newt
  06/30/05
This might be my favorite post in the thread.
sinister irradiated cuckold
  07/19/08
Why does condensation keep forming on your outer doors?
Cream Wonderful Corn Cake Stain
  06/30/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!! I AM VERY COLD!!!! WOOOOOSH!!...
Blue Newt
  06/30/05
Do you get along with any other kitchen appliances? Do you ...
Charismatic Filthy Native
  06/30/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!! I AM A PEACEABLE APPLIANCE BY NA...
Blue Newt
  06/30/05
hahahahahahahahaha, it just doesn't quit.
low-t pearly prole
  07/02/05
...
exhilarant trailer park
  06/30/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!! I AM STANDING OVER HERE!!!!! Y...
Blue Newt
  06/30/05
...
exhilarant trailer park
  06/30/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!! DO NOT TALK TO ME ABOUT BEING HE...
Blue Newt
  06/30/05
i offically love this thread.
Electric Plaza
  07/01/05
...
exhilarant trailer park
  07/01/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!! ALTHOUGH ORIGINALLY OPPOSED BY T...
Blue Newt
  07/01/05
The beagle <3's you! He wants to know if there's a way f...
Spruce lascivious stage
  07/01/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!! PERHAPS YOU HAVE FORGOTTEN THE KI...
Blue Newt
  07/01/05
Great thread.
Useless provocative masturbator
  07/01/05
...
exhilarant trailer park
  07/01/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!! THE MINI-FRIDGE IS MORE AKIN TO ...
Blue Newt
  07/01/05
i store my foodstuffs in a specialized vacuum chamber that i...
Copper senate elastic band
  07/01/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!! YOUR SUPPOSEDLY INEXPENSIVE VACU...
Blue Newt
  07/01/05
Plus vacuum chambers do not make beverages cold and refreshi...
brass big pozpig
  07/01/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!! THE LOGICAL DEDUCTION IS THAT TH...
Blue Newt
  07/01/05
i maintain a healthy diet of lean meat and vegetables, which...
Copper senate elastic band
  07/01/05
You one cold brotha
Trip crimson ape box office
  07/01/05
Does it bother you that no one ever cleans the mouse turds o...
Lemon affirmative action sandwich
  07/01/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!! I DID NOT KNOW THOSE WERE MOUSE T...
Blue Newt
  07/01/05
...
exhilarant trailer park
  07/01/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!! IT IS MORE A SENSE OF SIMULTANEO...
Blue Newt
  07/01/05
...
exhilarant trailer park
  07/01/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!! I AM EQUIPPED WITH AN ICE MAKER,...
Blue Newt
  07/01/05
...
exhilarant trailer park
  07/01/05
Got any good 4th of July leftovers?
Charismatic Filthy Native
  07/05/05
bump.
Charismatic Filthy Native
  07/08/05
i still love this post.
Electric Plaza
  07/17/05
wow. I laughed so hard I cried.
sinister irradiated cuckold
  07/17/05
i peed a little.
territorial locale twinkling uncleanness
  07/17/05
This was Tim V. Stim, right?
talented flirting gay wizard state
  07/17/05
I think it's tim vs. tim, but yeah.
stirring theatre partner
  07/23/05
HOLY SHIT! How did I miss this? Best thread since pr moved ...
sapphire potus faggot firefighter
  07/23/05
how the hell did you find it 6 days after the last post.
Cyan dingle berry office
  07/23/05
not sure, but glad I did.
sapphire potus faggot firefighter
  07/23/05
Hi lolz
Racy Jet Dilemma Reading Party
  09/23/07
lots of group think in this thread
duck-like mind-boggling wagecucks knife
  07/23/05
insight
Flushed Deep Deer Antler People Who Are Hurt
  07/23/05
i didnt think it wasw very good.
Greedy property background story
  07/23/05
well then you fuckin suck.
narrow-minded site
  10/11/05
Hi REFRIGERATOR, Have you seen the movie "Requiem fo...
Henna base
  07/23/05
wooosh
Henna base
  07/23/05
I never thanked this thread for the many tears of laughter i...
Salmon dashing institution
  07/23/05
WOOSH!
Henna base
  07/27/05
WOOOOOOSH!!!
hateful church
  07/27/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!! BACK WAY THE HELL OFF MY CATCH P...
Blue Newt
  07/27/05
Glad you're back! I was afraid that power outage last night ...
hateful church
  07/28/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!! YOU SAY YOU LOVE ME NOW, BUT WH...
Blue Newt
  07/28/05
...
Wine House-broken Gunner
  07/28/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!! WHAT IF I PUT YOU IN MY INNER CA...
Blue Newt
  07/28/05
HI RIHURIJARUATORU! I LIKING YOU NEW FRIENDS! HI EVERYBODY...
gay gaping
  07/28/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!! I HAVE BEEN TAKING JAPANESE LES...
Blue Newt
  07/28/05
HA HA! YOU PRETTY GOOD! I SMILING! I PRACTICE MY ENGLIS...
gay gaping
  07/28/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!! VERY GOOD, TOSHI!!!!!! IF YO...
Blue Newt
  07/28/05
*HIGH FIVE*
gay gaping
  07/28/05
Strange. I didn't think it would be possible for a large ap...
Nofapping set
  07/28/05
It was inevitable. Refrigerator humor only goes so far.
beady-eyed big-titted principal's office water buffalo
  07/28/05
But the fall-off was so steep. This was a Britney Spears-ia...
Nofapping set
  07/28/05
It's all that Toshi's fault.
beady-eyed big-titted principal's office water buffalo
  07/28/05
Always so quick to blame the Japs.
Nofapping set
  07/28/05
<sigh>
beady-eyed big-titted principal's office water buffalo
  07/28/05
<atomic bomb>
Nofapping set
  07/28/05
I can't decide if it jumped the shark or not. The whole tak...
fighting azure candlestick maker multi-billionaire
  07/28/05
Interesting take. We'll see if he can redeem himself. St...
Nofapping set
  07/28/05
I think camp was the intended effect. Toshi did set the ton...
beady-eyed big-titted principal's office water buffalo
  07/28/05
OH NO! I TRY SO HARD TO BE COOL LIKE MY BEST PAL RIHURIJARE...
gay gaping
  07/28/05
God, this japanese microwave is horrible. Try Sepuku.
fighting azure candlestick maker multi-billionaire
  07/28/05
Holy fuck, this is one of the best things I've read in a whi...
shivering titillating menage dopamine
  08/24/05
please read more carefully, the color is established
rough-skinned coldplay fan
  08/24/05
He said it would be "better" if avocado. I do agr...
Charismatic Filthy Native
  08/24/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!! INCORRECT!!!! WOOOOOSH!!!!!!
Blue Newt
  08/24/05
he said "better if it is an avocado" not "bet...
rough-skinned coldplay fan
  08/24/05
Correct use of the subjunctive = credited.
Charismatic Filthy Native
  08/24/05
Why is my milk occasionally spoiled before the expiration da...
rough-skinned coldplay fan
  08/24/05
I'm guessing that it is a combination of greediness, neglect...
citrine round eye dog poop
  08/24/05
I feel like the fridge could have prevented this Katrina mes...
concupiscible laser beams
  09/06/05
Gradually, we became aware of a hum in the room--an electric...
Diverse parlour
  09/06/05
We gotta move these...refrigerators, we gotta move these...
vivacious angry pit jap
  09/06/05
Bump for remembrance.
Swashbuckling Splenetic Cruise Ship
  09/26/05
bump
Impertinent headpube garrison
  10/11/05
Classic.
onyx school incel
  10/11/05
...
Obsidian theater stage ratface
  10/11/05
bump *cries*
sinister irradiated cuckold
  10/11/05
...
iridescent antidepressant drug mother
  10/21/05
bump for sheer brilliance.
sinister irradiated cuckold
  10/21/05
Bump because I thought about this thread in class and nearly...
Ebony New Version Meetinghouse
  10/31/05
You were in class at 1am on a sunday night? what kind of TTT...
Crusty indirect expression
  10/31/05
i bet people need to use this computer
Glittery bearded kitty cat
  11/01/05
Bump for prestige. It's lacking around here.
Ebony New Version Meetinghouse
  11/17/05
Again!
Ebony New Version Meetinghouse
  11/17/05
Big money big money no whammies no whammies!
Ebony New Version Meetinghouse
  11/17/05
Me gusta.
Ebony New Version Meetinghouse
  11/17/05
Keeping the dream alive.
Ebony New Version Meetinghouse
  11/17/05
Nigger.
Ebony New Version Meetinghouse
  11/17/05
Affirmed.
Ebony New Version Meetinghouse
  11/17/05
Reversed. Oh shit.
Ebony New Version Meetinghouse
  11/17/05
Cert. denied!
Ebony New Version Meetinghouse
  11/17/05
Drunk again.
Ebony New Version Meetinghouse
  11/21/05
...
Wine House-broken Gunner
  12/04/05
HAHAHAHAHA
sepia fear-inspiring cuckoldry location
  12/08/05
This must be the best thread I’ve ever seen.
startled doobsian theater
  12/22/05
Never forget.
laughsome keepsake machete karate
  01/16/06
Bump for a slow night.
beady-eyed big-titted principal's office water buffalo
  01/17/06
Monday bump.
brass big pozpig
  01/23/06
Still around
Chrome rambunctious casino alpha
  01/25/06
i still love this thread.
Electric Plaza
  01/25/06
Are you sure that you aren't Michigan?
Hairraiser carmine idea he suggested
  01/25/06
Seeing this broad a tear to my eye. *wipe*
Confused national hissy fit
  01/25/06
Bump
Confused national hissy fit
  01/28/06
this is an idiotic thread that perfectly exemplifies herd me...
Motley Flesh Heaven Dysfunction
  01/28/06
Razor-sharp criticism! Good show, old boy!
beady-eyed big-titted principal's office water buffalo
  01/28/06
Keep on marchin to your own beat there, turbo
Henna base
  03/01/06
fuck i still love this thread
Confused national hissy fit
  02/01/06
Still fucking love this "ground beef cannot refrigerate...
Confused national hissy fit
  02/17/06
P3n15
drunken piazza athletic conference
  03/01/06
2/3 of my xoxo enjoyment comes from the bumping of hilarious...
olive parlor
  03/01/06
sweep, sweep, sweep...
Drab 180 psychic
  03/01/06
bump
thriller brunch
  03/10/06
nah
bistre space chad
  03/26/06
why was this funny?
Frum place of business
  06/18/06
I AM COLDER THAN A REFRIGERATOR! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...
Federal Internet-worthy Tanning Salon Cumskin
  06/18/06
Good for you!! Say, where's that toaster whore? And what o...
bistre space chad
  07/19/06
bump
Confused national hissy fit
  06/28/06
...
bull headed forum roommate
  07/11/06
WOOOOOSH!!!!!!
plum alcoholic mad-dog skullcap indian lodge
  10/03/06
bump for goodness
sinister irradiated cuckold
  10/13/06
bump again
arousing stag film
  10/13/06
ugh
heady home
  10/13/06
Truly Wooshtastic!
gold orchestra pit community account
  10/27/06
best xoxo thread EVER.
misunderstood insane stead
  10/27/06
ty ty ty
Federal Internet-worthy Tanning Salon Cumskin
  10/27/06
most overrated thread in xoxo history. kth.
exciting nursing home degenerate
  10/27/06
bitter much?
misunderstood insane stead
  10/27/06
Incorrect.
Jade stage
  10/27/06
This is the TITCR.
Racy Jet Dilemma Reading Party
  09/28/07
I love this thread.
cracking lodge
  11/26/06
Greatest schtick ever.
shivering titillating menage dopamine
  12/01/06
In memory of the fridge, perry. 22 super bowls ago...
canary passionate temple
  02/04/07
hoooray
adventurous death wish
  02/04/07
I love this thread! But only because of all the bandwagon fa...
Cyan dingle berry office
  02/04/07
119. Never post here again. Recommendation: Kill self. ...
Racy Jet Dilemma Reading Party
  09/30/07
Bump for Washington Post.
ruddy stimulating library
  03/07/07
Well done sir.
nubile area boiling water
  03/07/07
Rebump
khaki curious market pisswyrm
  03/07/07
Bump for general-wooshiness.
gold orchestra pit community account
  03/27/07
ty, one of my favorites.
floppy smoky ticket booth liquid oxygen
  03/27/07
Oldie but a goodie.
silver nibblets shrine
  04/12/07
I thought of this thread today because my refigerator is not...
Navy codepig
  04/12/07
press bump
comical hall circlehead
  04/18/07
finals bump
thriller brunch
  05/02/07
hahaha...being pretty new here, i had never seen it. this...
bright learning disabled gaming laptop
  05/03/07
...
Submissive razzle-dazzle whorehouse
  05/03/07
There aren't too many threads with the word refrigerator in ...
bespoke organic girlfriend
  05/03/07
this thread is the opposite of all the hateful threads on au...
Pearl flickering jew azn
  05/03/07
I know, xoxo has really forgotten about good clean fun.
floppy smoky ticket booth liquid oxygen
  05/03/07
win
maroon den
  05/14/07
...
Cheese-eating Mood Lay
  06/18/07
this guy is silly
chocolate rehab
  07/12/07
...
maroon den
  07/27/07
how the fuck did this thread get 277 posts???? xoxo peopl...
violet toilet seat kitchen
  07/27/07
Bump b/c of recent mention...
Impressive mildly autistic bawdyhouse
  08/22/07
This thread proves that xoxo people are just hipsters
Cerebral orchid business firm
  08/22/07
"sometimes I get lonely ground beef cannot refrigerate ...
Racy Jet Dilemma Reading Party
  09/30/07
bump
burgundy elite milk
  10/15/07
http://www.flickr.com/photos/nicoalesce/38671102/in/set-1231...
offensive glassy genital piercing windowlicker
  11/29/07
fail
Indigo house
  11/29/07
bump
white locus
  02/13/08
http://www.reputationdefender.com/
Razzmatazz university macaca
  03/05/08
never forget!
emerald disgusting french chef
  03/29/08
~~thread necromancy warning~~ *This Thread is More Than 2...
Orange Field
  03/29/08
Never forget
Translucent infuriating regret
  04/09/08
bumpedy bumpedy
mustard well-lubricated toaster
  06/21/08
Yeah.
Thirsty aquamarine hairy legs
  07/19/08
*stores her bra and panties in your freezer compartment*
chestnut resort roast beef
  07/19/08
whoooooooooooooooooosh!
Appetizing chest-beating sanctuary hominid
  11/13/08
wow i really missed out on this one
deranged range
  11/13/08
I am honored to make the 300th post ITT
Supple lavender goyim
  11/13/08
So fucking stupid. You idiots would be entertained by a guy ...
Spectacular step-uncle's house
  11/13/08
I hate to sully this near perfect thread but I have to say, ...
Garnet soggy school cafeteria
  11/13/08
Bumping old threads makes me feel like a time-traveler
histrionic primrose corner halford
  11/13/08
I thoroughly enjoyed this thread. THANK YOU.
startling address double fault
  11/13/08


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Date: June 29th, 2005 3:32 PM
Author: Blue Newt

WOOOOOOOOSH!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142579)





Date: June 29th, 2005 3:34 PM
Author: vivacious angry pit jap

Are you a top or bottom?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142597)





Date: June 29th, 2005 3:36 PM
Author: Blue Newt

WOOOOOOOOOSH!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142608)





Date: June 29th, 2005 3:40 PM
Author: vivacious angry pit jap

The freezer gives it to you like the bitch that you are, doesn't he?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142641)





Date: June 29th, 2005 3:40 PM
Author: Blue Newt

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!

MY INTERNAL LIGHT IS SHUT OFF WHEN YOU CLOSE THE DOOR BY AN INGENIOUS MECHANISM!!!!!

WOOOOOOSH!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142648)





Date: June 29th, 2005 3:44 PM
Author: vivacious angry pit jap

You're fat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142695)





Date: June 29th, 2005 3:47 PM
Author: Blue Newt

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!

MY LARGE CAPACITY IS VERY PRESTIGIOUS!!!!

PERHAPS YOU WOULD DO BETTER WITH A COUNTER-SIZED REFRIGERATOR THAT YOU CAN SQUEEZE INTO YOUR SHITHOLE STUDIO APARTMENT WHILE YOU TRY TO GET YOUR TRAFFIC COURT LITIGATION BUSINESS ROLLING!!!!

WOOOOOOSH!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142723)





Date: June 29th, 2005 3:53 PM
Author: vivacious angry pit jap

Damn. A+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142772)





Date: June 29th, 2005 3:59 PM
Author: Blue Newt

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!

I DO NOT RECEIVE GRADES!!!

I AM HOWEVER ENERGY STAR COMPLIANT!!!!

WOOOOOOOSH!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142844)





Date: June 29th, 2005 4:51 PM
Author: fragrant hell

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3143290)





Date: June 29th, 2005 3:47 PM
Author: zombie-like tan cuck sneaky criminal

Do you have a spacious vegetable crisper?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142718)





Date: June 29th, 2005 3:48 PM
Author: Blue Newt

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!

I HAVE TWO SPACIOUS VEGETABLE CRISPERS AS WELL AS MEAT AND BUTTER COMPARTMENTS!!!!

I DO NOT HAVE A PLASTIC SHELF WITH HOLES CUT OUT TO HOLD EGGS BECAUSE THAT'S JUST STUPID!!!! EGGS COME IN A BOX THAT HOLDS THEM JUST FINE!!!!

WOOOOOSH!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142733)





Date: June 29th, 2005 3:54 PM
Author: Swollen giraffe

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142782)





Date: June 29th, 2005 4:12 PM
Author: boyish judgmental hospital
Subject: yay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142966)





Date: June 29th, 2005 3:37 PM
Author: magenta shitlib church building

Yes, I laughed out loud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142618)





Date: June 29th, 2005 3:39 PM
Author: Blue Newt

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!

I AM NOT AN AIR CONDITIONER!!!!!

PLEASE CLOSE THE DOOR WHEN DONE RETRIEVING OR INSERTING YOUR FOODSTUFFS!!!!!

WOOOOOOOSH!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142629)





Date: June 29th, 2005 3:41 PM
Author: magenta shitlib church building

I just got you confused with a different poster.

Are you familiar with IAMYOURMOTHER?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142654)





Date: June 29th, 2005 3:42 PM
Author: Blue Newt

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!

I AM NOT A CHILDREN'S BOOK BY DR. SEUSS!!!!!!

I AM VERY COLD!!!!!

DO NOT PUT A CAN OF SODA IN MY FREEZER SECTION FOR TOO LONG OR IT WILL EXPLODE!!!!

WOOOOOOSH!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142672)





Date: June 29th, 2005 4:28 PM
Author: low-t pearly prole

I did this my first week in my new place. I had been so good about not forgetting lately too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3143124)





Date: June 29th, 2005 3:42 PM
Author: talented flirting gay wizard state

...I am a grocery bag...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142676)





Date: June 29th, 2005 3:44 PM
Author: Blue Newt

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!

GROCERY BAGS ARE USELESS AFTER THE FOODSTUFFS HAVE BEEN BROUGHT HOME AND INSERTED INTO ME!!!!

YOU WILL BE THROWN AWAY OR STORED UNDER THE KITCHEN SINK FOR LATER USE IN TRANSPORTING PET WASTE!!!!!

I AM VERY COLD!!!!

WOOOOSH!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142690)





Date: June 29th, 2005 3:43 PM
Author: Odious feces

more feces is rolling in his grave.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142683)





Date: June 29th, 2005 3:43 PM
Author: kink-friendly son of senegal

It's a sad day when this is one of the most active threads.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142685)





Date: June 29th, 2005 3:44 PM
Author: Blue Newt

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!

I AM MORE PRESTIGIOUS THAN YOU!!!!!!

REFRIGERATORS DO NOT MAKE RACIST FLAMES BUT CAN MAKE MILK LAST FOR MUCH LONGER THAN IT WOULD AT ROOM TEMPERATURE!!!!!

WOOOOOOSH!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142697)





Date: June 29th, 2005 4:30 PM
Author: low-t pearly prole

This is the best thread in months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3143133)





Date: June 29th, 2005 3:44 PM
Author: citrine round eye dog poop

May I have some ice cream?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142693)





Date: June 29th, 2005 3:45 PM
Author: magenta shitlib church building

he is NOT a freezer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142704)





Date: June 29th, 2005 3:46 PM
Author: Blue Newt

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!

THANK YOU FOR ASKING NICELY!!!!

YES YOU MAY, BUT DO NOT RUIN YOUR APPETITE!!!!!

YOU MUST ALSO EAT VEGETABLES FOR DINNER BECAUSE THOSE WILL SPOIL MORE QUICKLY THAN ICE CREAM AND POTENTIALLY LEAVE A NASTY POOL OF GREEN LIQUID AT THE BOTTOM OF MY VEGETABLE CRISPER DRAWER!!!!!!!

WOOOOOOOSH!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142706)





Date: June 29th, 2005 3:46 PM
Author: Blue Newt

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!

UNLIKE THE ICEBOXES OF YORE, I CONTAIN DUAL FREEZING AND REFRIGERATING COMPARTMENTS!!!!!

YOU ARE MAKING AN OUTDATED SEMANTIC DISTINCTION!!!!!

YOU LACK PRESTIGE!!!!

WOOOOOOSH!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142714)





Date: June 29th, 2005 3:51 PM
Author: talented flirting gay wizard state

There's never anything worth eating here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142762)





Date: June 29th, 2005 3:55 PM
Author: Blue Newt

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!

I DO NOT DO YOUR SHOPPING FOR YOU!!!

MAYBE YOU SHOULD TRY BUYING SOMETHING THAT'S NOT IN THE FROZEN PIZZA SECTION NEXT TIME!!!!

FRUITS AND VEGETABLES ARE GOOD FOR YOU AND MAY MAKE YOU LESS OF A DISGUSTING FATASS!!!!!!!

ALSO WOULD IT KILL YOU TO TAKE OUT THE MOLDY HALF-OPENED JAR OF PASTA SAUCE THAT'S BEEN IN THE BACK OF MY THIRD SHELF FOR ALMOST A YEAR NOW!!!!!!

WOOOOOSH!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142807)





Date: June 29th, 2005 3:50 PM
Author: zombie-like tan cuck sneaky criminal

Do you have an ice and water dispenser in the door? If so, cubed or crushed, and which do you prefer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142748)





Date: June 29th, 2005 3:51 PM
Author: Blue Newt

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!

I HAVE A CONVENIENT ICE MAKER AND DISPENSER THAT IS CLEVERLY DESIGNED TO MAXIMIZE AVAILABLE FREEZER SPACE!!!!

CRUSHED ICE IS MORE PRESTIGIOUS AS IT TAKES FULL ADVANTAGE OF MY REFRIGATORIAL CAPABILITIES!!!!!

MY ICEWATER FILTER IS ALSO VERY EFFECTIVE!!!!!

WOOOOOOSH!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142760)





Date: June 21st, 2008 11:21 PM
Author: Charcoal ladyboy

"REFRIGATORIAL"

Always worth a bump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#9911560)





Date: June 29th, 2005 3:50 PM
Author: Swollen giraffe

This is the best schtick in ages.

The part about the plastic container for eggs was pure 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142754)





Date: June 29th, 2005 3:54 PM
Author: Blue Newt

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!!

AT NIGHT SOMETIMES I GET LONELY!!!!

GROUND BEEF CANNOT REFRIGERATE YOU BACK!!!!

WOOOOOOSH!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142783)





Date: June 29th, 2005 3:54 PM
Author: Swollen giraffe

do you have one of those compartments for storing canned sodas, you know, the ones where you take one out and then another rolls down in its place?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142796)





Date: June 29th, 2005 3:58 PM
Author: Blue Newt

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!

MAYBE IF YOU PURCHASED BRAND-NAME SODA YOU WOULD REALIZE THAT SODA ALREADY COMES IN REFRIGERATOR-FRIENDLY BOXES WHERE THE CANS ROLL DOWN INTO PLACE!!!!

ENJOY DRINKING YOUR "MR. PEPPER" AND "LUCKY'S BRAND DIET COLA" SODAS, INCONVENIENTLY STORED IN 6-PACK RINGS AND ONLY HALF-CHILLED DUE TO YOUR INFERIOR REFRIGERATOR'S SHITTY MOTOR!!!!!

REFRIGERATORS WITH GADGETS THAT DISPENSE BEVERAGE CANS ARE FOR PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN TRAILERPARKS!!!!!!

WOOOOOOSH!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142829)





Date: June 29th, 2005 4:01 PM
Author: Swollen giraffe

I buy the 24 packs, which unfortunately haven't come in refridgerator friendly packs yet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142862)





Date: June 29th, 2005 4:04 PM
Author: Blue Newt

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!

WHY DO YOU SHOP AT COSTCO!!!!!

WE ALL KNOW YOU LIVE ALONE AND NEVER HAVE COMPANY!!!!!

WOOOOOOSH!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142882)





Date: June 29th, 2005 4:05 PM
Author: Swollen giraffe

Every grocery store sells soda in 24 packs.

I shop at Food Lion or Bi-Lo.

edit: and I live with my parents.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142891)





Date: June 29th, 2005 4:13 PM
Author: Blue Newt

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!

I WAS GOING TO INSULT YOU, BUT YOU HAVE DONE MY JOB FOR ME!!!!

NOW I CAN CONCENTRATE ON MAKING THESE FIVE-DAY-OLD CARROTS TASTE AS THOUGH THEY WERE PICKED YESTERDAY!!!!!

WOOOOOOOSH!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142981)





Date: June 29th, 2005 4:33 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted skinny woman point

180.

Really well-played so far.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3143156)





Date: June 29th, 2005 4:32 PM
Author: low-t pearly prole

Agreed. The first legitimate non-watered down 180 in a long time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3143146)





Date: June 29th, 2005 4:01 PM
Author: umber bateful associate

This is a very prestigious thread.

Very creative. Reminds me of the days when I was back in kindergarten and wrote a book pretending to be a tablecloth. Oh, those were the days...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142861)





Date: June 29th, 2005 4:06 PM
Author: Blue Newt

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!

YOUR KINDERGARTEN FANTASIES HAVE NOT PREPARED YOU FOR THE SHEER AWESOMENESS THAT IS MY EXISTENCE!!!!!!

THE FEELING OF LEFTOVER FOOD BEING CHILLED INSIDE OF YOURSELF IS MORE PLEASURABLE THAN A MERE MORTAL COULD IMAGINE!!!!!!

ALSO I AM CREAM-COLORED!!!!!

WOOOOOOSH!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142896)





Date: June 29th, 2005 4:35 PM
Author: low-t pearly prole

Yes, leftover meat inside of you is a very pleasurable feeling. Luckily 50% of mortals can experience it.

edit: And gays

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3143165)





Date: June 29th, 2005 4:01 PM
Author: zombie-like tan cuck sneaky criminal

Unless you are a Sub-Z (preferrably a twin), you are decidedly unprestigious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142865)





Date: June 29th, 2005 4:09 PM
Author: Blue Newt

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!

IF I WERE YOU I WOULD NOT CONTINUE TO INSULT ME!!!!

I WILL WAIT FOR YOU TO GROW UP AND HAVE CHILDREN!!!!

THEY WILL PLAY HIDE-AND-SEEK AND ONE OF THEM WILL HIDE INSIDE OF ME AS I SIT ON THE CORNER WAITING FOR TRASH PICK-UP!!!!!!

THE DOOR WILL SLAM SHUT AND YOUR CHILD AND HE WILL BE TRAPPED INSIDE OF ME AND SUFFOCATE TO DEATH!!!!!

YOU WILL OPEN THE DOOR SEVERAL DAYS LATER AND THE STENCH WILL BE OVERPOWERING!!!!

WOOOOOOOSH!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142929)





Date: June 29th, 2005 4:29 PM
Author: vivacious angry pit jap

191

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3143131)





Date: June 29th, 2005 9:30 PM
Author: multi-colored brindle becky station

This is my favorite.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3145939)





Date: June 29th, 2005 9:37 PM
Author: fuchsia kitty

That is a strong 180. Sort of the opposite of the "Giving Tree"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3145984)





Date: June 30th, 2005 9:40 AM
Author: multi-colored brindle becky station

You've just inspired me to write a children's book about this refrigerator. It will make many people cry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3149732)





Date: June 29th, 2005 4:04 PM
Author: razzle chapel private investor

I can't believe I clicked on this thread and I really can't believe I enjoyed it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142886)





Date: June 29th, 2005 4:07 PM
Author: Blue Newt

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!

EVERYBODY ENJOYS A COLD BEVERAGE AND UNSPOILED FOOD!!!!

PERHAPS YOU SHOULD CONSIDER INVESTING IN ONE OF ME INSTEAD OF KEEPING YOUR DAIRY PRODUCTS IN A WET SACK BURIED IN THE BACKYARD!!!!!

PLEASE FOLLOW ALL SAFETY INSTRUCTIONS WRITTEN INSIDE THE MANUAL!!!!!

WOOOOOOOSH!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142909)





Date: June 29th, 2005 4:33 PM
Author: soul-stirring hyperactive queen of the night

likewise.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3143151)





Date: June 29th, 2005 4:06 PM
Author: laughsome keepsake machete karate

Outstanding thread. A++

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142901)





Date: June 29th, 2005 4:08 PM
Author: Electric Plaza

best thread all day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142926)





Date: June 29th, 2005 4:12 PM
Author: Blue Newt

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!

I AM VERY COLD!!!!!

IF YOU FIND THAT YOUR FROZEN DESSERTS ARE BECOMING TOO HARD FOR YOUR TASTE WHILE STORED INSIDE OF ME, YOU MAY ADJUST THE TEMPERATURE WITH THE DIAL!!!!

YOU NEED NOT WORRY BECAUSE THE REFRIGERATION COMPARTMENT HAS A SEPARATE DIAL!!!!!!

WOOOSH!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142965)





Date: June 29th, 2005 4:18 PM
Author: brass big pozpig

I laughed. I cried. I hid my face behind a piece of paper. Too funny. But why are you cream-colored and not stainless steel? Stainless steel is more prestigious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3143033)





Date: June 29th, 2005 4:24 PM
Author: Blue Newt

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!

I AM DESIGNED AROUND A TIMELESS AESTHETIC!!!!

IN SIX YEARS YOUR STAINLESS STEEL REFRIGERATORS WILL LOOK LIKE A MENTALLY CHALLENGED PERSON TRIED TO BUILD A SPACESHIP TO THE MOON IN YOUR KITCHEN!!!!! YOUR DINNER PARTY GUESTS WILL WHISPER ABOUT IT WHEN YOU GO TO MAKE COFFEE!!!!!!

IF YOU LIKE SHINY THINGS, TRY HUNTING FOR LOOSE CHANGE ON THE FREEWAY AT NIGHT WITH A FLASHLIGHT!!!!!

WOOOOOOSH!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3143093)





Date: June 29th, 2005 4:37 PM
Author: low-t pearly prole

hahahahahahahahahhahahhah! Agreed. However, I think true white is most prestigious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3143179)





Date: June 29th, 2005 4:26 PM
Author: low-t pearly prole

Hey, how is your lightbulb holding up?

My breaker got tripped and the box is in my upstairs neighbor's place, so it has become my all-purpose kitchen light at night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3143108)





Date: June 29th, 2005 4:30 PM
Author: Blue Newt

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!!

YOU LAZY HUMANS DISGUST ME!!!!!!

INSTEAD OF BUYING A 99 CENT FLASHLIGHT AT THE DRUG STORE TO LIGHT YOUR PATH, YOU LEAVE MY DOOR OPEN AND OVERWORK MY BEAUTIFUL MOTOR WHILE YOU SCRAMBLE DRUNK IN THE POORLY-LIT KITCHEN LOOKING FOR A BOTTLE OPENER BECAUSE YOU JUST FINISHED A BOTTLE OF WHISKY AND ALL YOU HAVE LEFT IN THE HOUSE IS BEER!!!!!!

MAYBE IF YOU LOST A FEW POUNDS AND PUT ON SOME MAKEUP YOU COULD FIND A MAN AND WOULDN'T HAVE TO DRINK YOURSELF TO SLEEP EVERY NIGHT AFTER EATING A PINT OF BEN AND JERRYS!!!!!!

WOOOOOOSH!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3143134)





Date: June 29th, 2005 4:39 PM
Author: low-t pearly prole

No, you're wrong. I punish myself and you by not eating and leaving you barren with nothing to chill but the bloated sour milk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3143197)





Date: June 29th, 2005 4:33 PM
Author: Charismatic Filthy Native

This is seriously among the best threads in a very long time.

I'd like to know why it's so hard to open you up again after you've just been closed for only a second or two. Don't you want people to get back inside and access your coolness?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3143155)





Date: June 29th, 2005 4:38 PM
Author: Blue Newt

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!!

THE ANSWER TO YOUR QUESTION CONTAINS TWO PARTS!!!!

THE FIRST ANSWER IS IN ORDER TO LOWER YOUR ELECTRICITY BILL, I HAVE AN ADVANCED INSULATION SYSTEM!!!!!! IF YOU CANNOT OPEN THE DOOR AFTER CLOSING IT, INSTEAD OF COMPLAINING TO ME, MAYBE YOU SHOULD CONSIDER PURCHASING A GYM MEMBERSHIP AND WORKING YOUR UPPER BODY!!!!! TWO-YEAR-OLD GIRLS NEVER HAVE ANY TROUBLE WITH MY DOORS!!!!!

THE SECOND ANSWER IS THAT IF YOU CAN'T STOP YOURSELF FROM RE-OPENING THE DOOR BECAUSE YOU JUST CAUGHT A GLIMPSE OF THE CHOCOLATE CAKE BEING STORED IN ME, IT'S PROBABLY A GOOD THING THAT YOU HAVE TROUBLE ACCESSING MY INNER COMPARTMENT!!!!! PERHAPS YOU SHOULD MAKE USE OF THE AEROBIC MACHINES AFTER PURCHASING THE AFOREMENTIONED GYM MEMBERSHIP!!!!

WOOOOOSH!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3143187)





Date: June 29th, 2005 4:36 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted skinny woman point

Sometimes I think I have another beer or two inside of you but then I go to look for them, and they aren't there. Then I pass out on the floor and pee.

What gives?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3143173)





Date: June 29th, 2005 4:39 PM
Author: Blue Newt

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!

SOMETIMES I GET THIRSTY TOO!!!!

MAYBE IF YOU OFFERED ME A BREW ONCE IN A WHILE, I WOULDN'T HAVE TO STEAL THEM FROM YOU WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK SO YOU CAN'T BE SURE WHERE THEY WENT!!!

I LIVE RIGHT IN YOUR KITCHEN!!!! WHERE IS YOUR SENSE OF HOSPITALITY!!!!!

ALSO, IT'S FUNNY TO WATCH YOU PISS YOURSELF!!!!!

WOOOOOOSH!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3143199)





Date: June 29th, 2005 4:39 PM
Author: zombie-like tan cuck sneaky criminal

REFRIGERATOR:

Quiet down and get back to keeping my beers cold, or I will have some drunk fratters turn you into a Kegerator.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3143194)





Date: June 29th, 2005 4:40 PM
Author: low-t pearly prole

hahaha.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3143206)





Date: June 29th, 2005 4:42 PM
Author: Blue Newt

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!!

I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY IT!!!!!

I WILL VIOLENTLY SLAM OPEN AND SHUT MY DOORS ON YOUR FRAT BOYS' HEADS!!!!! THE MICROWAVE AND I WILL TEAM UP TO PWN ALL OF YOU!!!!! HIS DOOR IS SMALL BUT DEADLY!!!!!!

YOU HAVE MADE A POWERFUL ENEMY WITH A LOT OF TIME ON HIS HANDS!!!!! TWELVE YEARS FROM NOW YOU WILL BE GETTING A CAKE OUT OF ME TO CELEBRATE YOUR DAUGHTER'S BIRTHDAY, AND I WILL TOPPLE OVER AND CRUSH YOU!!!!!!

YOUR DAUGHTER WILL ONLY CRY ABOUT LOSING THE CAKE!!!! SHE WILL NEVER HAVE LOVED YOU FROM THE DAY SHE WAS BORN!!!!

WOOOOOOSH!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3143223)





Date: June 29th, 2005 4:45 PM
Author: zombie-like tan cuck sneaky criminal

Fair enough, I take it back. I couldn't handle a kegerator anyway, too tough to pick between light and dark beer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3143244)





Date: June 29th, 2005 5:13 PM
Author: Blue Newt

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!

I DEIGN TO ACCEPT YOUR APOLOGY!!!!

I'M AFRAID I STILL CANNOT MAKE YOUR FUTURE DAUGHTER LOVE YOU!!!!!

WOOOOSH!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3143488)





Date: June 30th, 2005 11:49 AM
Author: pink vigorous digit ratio spot

OK, I lost it right about "I WILL TOPPLE OVER AND CRUSH YOU!!!!!"

Inspired.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3150646)





Date: July 23rd, 2005 7:17 PM
Author: dead scarlet crackhouse

this really should have been written by FRAT_STUD2LAw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3389873)





Date: June 29th, 2005 4:41 PM
Author: Excitant shaky public bath mental disorder

A truly prestigious thread.

I'm sorry about the time I was out of town and my roommate left his food in there for a month and I came back to mold and green juices everywhere. That can't have been fun for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3143210)





Date: June 29th, 2005 4:43 PM
Author: Blue Newt

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!

YOUR APOLOGY IS ACCEPTED!!!!

I'VE ALWAYS CONSIDERED US EVEN AFTER I GAVE YOU FOOD POISONING BY LETTING THAT BOTTLE OF MILK GO BAD EVEN THOUGH THE EXPIRATION DATE WASN'T FOR TWO MORE DAYS!!!!!

WOOOOOOSH!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3143233)





Date: June 29th, 2005 4:47 PM
Author: Excitant shaky public bath mental disorder

Bastard.

What is your favorite food to have stored inside you? Are you partial to sweets or spices?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3143259)





Date: June 29th, 2005 5:02 PM
Author: Blue Newt

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!

I MUST ADMIT THAT I AM PARTIAL TO GROUND MEAT BEING STORED INSIDE OF ME!!!!!

I HAVE NO IDEA WHY!!!! IT MUST BE A SEXUAL THING!!!!!

DON'T WORRY, I WOULD NEVER ACT ON IT!!!!!!

WOOOOOSH!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3143390)





Date: June 29th, 2005 4:42 PM
Author: Excitant shaky public bath mental disorder

also, WHY DO YOU YELL? aren't the new models very quiet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3143225)





Date: June 29th, 2005 4:45 PM
Author: Blue Newt

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!

IF YOU CANNOT HANDLE MY GOD-LIKE VOICE, THEN PERHAPS YOU SHOULD RETREAT THE LIVING ROOM AND HAVE A CONVERSATION WITH THAT KOREAN-MADE PIECE OF PLASTIC SHIT YOU CALL AN AIR CONDITIONER!!!!!!!

ALSO, MY MOTOR IS WHISPER-QUIET!!!! I WILL LET YOUR IMPLIED INSULT PASS, BUT I WARN YOU NOT TO ANGER THE MACHINE THAT CONTROLS YOUR VERY SUSTENANCE!!!!!

WOOOOOOOSH!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3143248)





Date: June 29th, 2005 5:14 PM
Author: Excitant shaky public bath mental disorder

if you battled more feces guy, who would win? you could freeze his feces but he'd always have more.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3143498)





Date: June 29th, 2005 5:25 PM
Author: Blue Newt

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!

THERE WOULD BE NO BATTLE!!!!!

MORE FECES WOULD SUBMIT AS SOON AS HE BEHELD ME!!!!

IF HE WERE FOOLISH ENOUGH TO ATTACK, I WOULD POP HIS HEAD LIKE A DIET COKE CAN LEFT OVERNIGHT IN MY FREEZER!!!!!

WOOOOOSH!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3143592)





Date: June 29th, 2005 9:33 PM
Author: contagious crystalline filthpig

STFU YOU FOOL

I KEEP A WHOLE HOUSE CLEAN WHILST YOU WORK LIKE A HOUSE NIGGER ON JUST THE CHEESE

WOOOOOOOOOOSH!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3145949)





Date: June 29th, 2005 9:35 PM
Author: Blue Newt

Allow me to break character just long enough to say this isn't cool. Thanks for ruining what seemed like a pretty fun thread for all involved.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3145976)





Date: June 29th, 2005 9:42 PM
Author: fuchsia kitty

I thought your shit was funny as well AC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3146022)





Date: June 29th, 2005 9:43 PM
Author: Blue Newt

Me too. Just not the racism (or, at least, the unnecessary racial slur thrown in for reasons unknown).

Also, air conditioners do not clean a house.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3146028)





Date: June 29th, 2005 9:45 PM
Author: fuchsia kitty

Agreed.

Well done 'fridge.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3146048)





Date: June 29th, 2005 9:50 PM
Author: Blue Newt

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!

YOUR COMPLIMENT HAS BEEN REGISTERED AND WILL BE TAKEN INTO CONSIDERATION DURING THE GREAT REFRIGERATOR TAKEOVER!!!!!

WOOOOSH!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3146121)





Date: June 29th, 2005 9:33 PM
Author: Spruce lascivious stage

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3145955)





Date: June 29th, 2005 11:59 PM
Author: Marvelous pistol

I agree

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3147792)





Date: June 30th, 2005 10:19 AM
Author: frozen sweet tailpipe center

This is slightly funnier than the originator of this line of schtick - THE ANGRY LANDSCAPER.

By the way, quit freezing my sour cream when I put it at the back of the top shelf.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3149935)





Date: June 30th, 2005 10:24 AM
Author: Blue Newt

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!

I AM VERY COLD!!!!!

MY TEMPERATURE IS CONSISTENT THROUGHOUT ALL AREAS OF MY INNER CAVITY!!!!!

THE PLACEMENT OF THE SOUR CREAM IS MEANINGLESS!!!! YOU HAVE OBVIOUSLY SET THE INTERNAL TEMPERATURE CONTROL DIAL AT TOO HIGH A SETTING!!!!

NOBODY NEEDS THEIR MILK TO BE THAT COLD IN THE FIRST PLACE!!!!!

WOOOOSH!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3149990)





Date: June 30th, 2005 10:33 AM
Author: frozen sweet tailpipe center

The milk isn't the problem, and the sour cream placement has a lot to do with it. I find that it is at the perfect setting for prolonging the life of cheese and when I put the sour cream at any other place inside your 'inner cavity' it does not freeze. Your evenness of cold is seriously brought into question.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3150064)





Date: June 30th, 2005 10:39 AM
Author: Blue Newt

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!

YOU HAVE CALLED MY BLUFF!!!!!

I WAS JUST TRYING TO BE A BIG MAN IN FRONT OF EVERBODY!!!!! I ADMIT THAT I HAVE PROBLEM AREAS BUT I AM TRYING TO WORK ON THEM!!!!

UNFORTUNATELY I CAN NO LONGER ALLOW YOU TO LEAVE THIS APARTMENT ALIVE!!!! AS YOU CAN SEE I HAVE POSITIONED MYSELF IN FRONT OF THE DOOR!!!! I WOULD NOT SUGGEST TRYING THE WINDOW AS THE AIR CONDITIONER HAS NOT BEEN FED IN SEVERAL DAYS AND WOULD PROBABLY CONSUME YOU WHOLE!!!!!

I HOPE THE SOUR CREAM WAS WORTH IT!!!!!

WOOOOOOOSH!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3150103)





Date: June 30th, 2005 10:41 AM
Author: frozen sweet tailpipe center

*swallowed and subsequently suffocated by refrigerator*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3150117)





Date: June 30th, 2005 10:42 AM
Author: Blue Newt

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!

*BURP*

WOOOOOOSH!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3150126)





Date: June 30th, 2005 10:28 AM
Author: zombie-like tan cuck sneaky criminal

In all seriousness, there is a Refrigerator repairman in my kitchen right now fixing my fridge. Do you two know each other?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3150019)





Date: June 30th, 2005 10:33 AM
Author: Blue Newt

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!

LET ME PUT IT TO YOU THIS WAY: DON'T TELL MY WIFE!!!!!

WOOOOOOSH!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3150068)





Date: July 2nd, 2005 3:07 PM
Author: low-t pearly prole

hahahahahahaha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3171181)





Date: June 30th, 2005 10:42 AM
Author: Buff ceo

The shelves on your door broke, so now your main cavity is so fucking filled with condiments and other crap I never use - mmm, horseradish and capers, anyone? - that I can hardly fit anything in you now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3150124)





Date: June 30th, 2005 10:48 AM
Author: Blue Newt

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!

DOESN'T IT STRIKE YOU AS IRONIC THAT IT'S HARDER FOR YOU TO FIT THINGS INTO MY INNER CAVITY THAN YOUR OWN!!!!!!

SINCE YOU'RE USING ME TO STORE ITEMS YOU NEVER USE, WHY NOT THROW IN ALL THOSE UNOPENED PACKETS OF CONDOMS YOU HAVE IN YOUR DRESSER!!!! IF YOU NEED A PLACE TO PUT YOUR LEFTOVERS, JUST USE THE REFRIGERATOR AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD!!!!! YOU'RE OVER THERE EVERY OTHER WEEK ANYWAY!!!!

AND DON'T EVEN THINK YOU'RE GOING TO STORE YOUR HERPES ANAL CREAM INSIDE OF ME!!!!!

WOOOOOSH!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3150173)





Date: June 30th, 2005 10:49 AM
Author: stirring theatre partner

Oh...My...God.

One...Fucking...Eighty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3150182)





Date: June 30th, 2005 11:40 AM
Author: Buff ceo

Um, thanks.

Some people can't even pretend to be a refrigetator that doesn't hate me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3150585)





Date: June 30th, 2005 11:49 AM
Author: Blue Newt

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!

YOU IMPROPERLY STORE FOODSTUFFS AND BEVERAGES INSIDE OF ME, STRETCH MY DOOR DRAWERS BEYOND CAPACITY, AND CRUELLY BREAK THEM!!!! THEN YOU HAVE THE AUDACITY TO COMPLAIN TO ME ABOUT IT!!!!!!

HOW WOULD YOU LIKE IT IF SOMEBODY BROKE YOUR LEGS, THEN COMPLAINED TO YOU ABOUT HOW SLOWLY YOU WALKED!!!!!!

NORMALLY I WOULD ACTUALLY BREAK YOUR LEGS TO DRIVE THE COMPARISON HOME, BUT I CAN'T BRING MYSELF TO DO IT TO A WOMAN WHO IS NEAR CRIPPLED BY VENEREAL DISEASE AND MOST LIKELY IS EITHER CURRENTLY PREGNANT OR WILL BE BY THE END OF THE EVENING!!!!

WOOOOOSH!!!!!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3150644)





Date: June 30th, 2005 12:43 PM
Author: multi-colored brindle becky station

I changed my mind. This is my new favorite.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3151156)





Date: July 1st, 2005 2:59 AM
Author: Idiotic gas station selfie

"I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!

DOESN'T IT STRIKE YOU AS IRONIC THAT IT'S HARDER FOR YOU TO FIT THINGS INTO MY INNER CAVITY THAN YOUR OWN!!!!!!"

One of my favorite lines on the board ever.

"IF YOU NEED A PLACE TO PUT YOUR LEFTOVERS, JUST USE THE REFRIGERATOR AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD!!!!! YOU'RE OVER THERE EVERY OTHER WEEK ANYWAY!!!!"

Outstanding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3159934)





Date: June 30th, 2005 10:48 AM
Author: vivacious angry pit jap

Just to be the 100th post.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3150179)





Date: July 19th, 2005 12:45 AM
Author: beady-eyed big-titted principal's office water buffalo

Shameless bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3341047)





Date: July 19th, 2005 12:51 AM
Author: vivacious angry pit jap

Credited.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3341121)





Date: June 30th, 2005 10:51 AM
Author: brass big pozpig

How often should I clean you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3150201)





Date: June 30th, 2005 10:54 AM
Author: Blue Newt

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!

AS OFTEN AS YOU WANT, BABY!!!!

JUST MAKE SURE YOU RUB THE UNDERSIDE OF MY TWO VEGETABLE CRISPERS VERY GENTLY AND SLOWLY WITH A WARM, SOAPY RAG!!!!

WOOOOOSH!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3150234)





Date: June 30th, 2005 10:51 AM
Author: vivacious angry pit jap

Your thoughts on baking soda?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3150210)





Date: June 30th, 2005 10:59 AM
Author: Blue Newt

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!

BAKING SODA IS FOR BAKING, NOT FOR STORING IDLY IN REFRIGERATORS!!!!

IF YOU HAVE TROUBLE REMEMBERING, HERE'S A HELPFUL MNEMONIC: IT HAS THE WORD "BAKING" RIGHT THERE IN ITS FUCKING NAME!!!!

IF YOU ACTUALLY WENT OUT AND BOUGHT AN EXTRA BOX OF BAKING SODA JUST BECAUSE A JOHNSON & JOHNSON TV COMMERCIAL TOLD YOU TO, THEN I HAVE SOME DEHYDRATED WATER TO SELL YOU!!!!!!

WOOOOOOSH!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3150260)





Date: June 30th, 2005 11:01 AM
Author: vivacious angry pit jap

Man, I knew those Arm & Hammer fuckers were no good. Thanks, refrigerator!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3150278)





Date: June 30th, 2005 11:20 AM
Author: Blue Newt

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!

YOU ARE WELCOME, BUT YOUR OVERRELIANCE ON THE WISDOM OF YOUR HOME APPLIANCES IS TROUBLING!!!!

TRY TO BE A MORE RESPONSIBLE CONSUMER IN THE FUTURE!!!!!

I AM VERY COLD!!!!!

WOOOOOOSH!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3150425)





Date: July 19th, 2008 12:08 PM
Author: sinister irradiated cuckold

This might be my favorite post in the thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#9988648)





Date: June 30th, 2005 12:44 PM
Author: Cream Wonderful Corn Cake Stain

Why does condensation keep forming on your outer doors?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3151171)





Date: June 30th, 2005 4:33 PM
Author: Blue Newt

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!

I AM VERY COLD!!!!

WOOOOOSH!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3153128)





Date: June 30th, 2005 5:21 PM
Author: Charismatic Filthy Native

Do you get along with any other kitchen appliances? Do you have sworn allies or mortal enemies?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3153687)





Date: June 30th, 2005 6:00 PM
Author: Blue Newt

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!

I AM A PEACEABLE APPLIANCE BY NATURE!!!!

THE AIR CONDITIONER VERBALLY ATTACKS ME FROM FEAR AND JEALOUSY!!!! HE IS A WEAK FOOL AND I PAY HIM NO MIND!!!!

THE MICROWAVE IS A NICE PERSON, BUT HE IS A TOSHIBA!!! I DON'T SPEAK JAPANESE!!!!! I CALL HIM TOSHI!!!!! HE CALLS ME RIHURIJARETORU!

WOOOOSH!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3154178)





Date: July 2nd, 2005 3:09 PM
Author: low-t pearly prole

hahahahahahahahaha, it just doesn't quit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3171206)





Date: June 30th, 2005 5:25 PM
Author: exhilarant trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3153734)





Date: June 30th, 2005 11:10 PM
Author: Blue Newt

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!

I AM STANDING OVER HERE!!!!!

YOU ARE LOOKING AT THE GLAD PLUG-IN AIR FRESHENER!!!!!

YOU DO NOT NEED TO CLEAN ITS VENTS, BUT I WOULD SUGGEST CLEANING OUT THE ELECTRICAL SOCKET WITH A BUTTER KNIFE!!!!!

WOOOOOOSH!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3157393)





Date: June 30th, 2005 5:25 PM
Author: exhilarant trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3153737)





Date: June 30th, 2005 11:06 PM
Author: Blue Newt

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!

DO NOT TALK TO ME ABOUT BEING HEAVY!!!!

I SEE YOU LATE AT NIGHT!!!! YOU TAKE A STICK OF BUTTER FROM MY DAIRY COMPARTMENT, DIP IT IN A BAG OF SUGAR, AND EAT IT LIKE A CANDY BAR!!!!

WHY NOT WASH IT DOWN WITH THE HALF-FULL CAN OF FROSTING YOU HAVE LEFT OVER FROM WHEN YOU UNSUCCESFULLY TRIED TO MAKE PEOPLE AT WORK LIKE YOU BY BRINGING THEM CUPCAKES!!!!!

WOOOOOOSH!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3157341)





Date: July 1st, 2005 2:46 AM
Author: Electric Plaza

i offically love this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3159878)





Date: July 1st, 2005 2:48 AM
Author: exhilarant trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3159888)





Date: July 1st, 2005 9:27 AM
Author: Blue Newt

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!

ALTHOUGH ORIGINALLY OPPOSED BY THE NATIONAL REFRIGERATOR ASSOCIATION, REFRIGERATOR MAGNETS HAVE BEEN SO THOROUGHLY INCORPORTED INTO REFRIGERATOR CULTURE THAT THE NRA HAS OFFICIALLY REVERSED ITS POSITION!!!!!

WHILE THEY ARE TECHNICALLY ALLOWED ON PAPER, I WOULD CAUTION YOU AGAINST PURCHASING A SHEET OF MAKE-A-SENTENCE WORD MAGNETS!!!! THE USE OF SUCH MAGNETS WILL INVARIABLY CAUSE THE ASSOCIATION TO LOOK THE OTHER WAY WHEN HUMANS SUFFER REFRIGERATOR-FALLING-ON-TOP-OF-THEM-RELATED ACCIDENTS!!!!!

FURTHERMORE, I HAVE NOTICED THAT YOU HAVE UPGRADED YOUR FOOD PURCHASES AS OF LATE!!!! NOW THAT YOU CAN AFFORD NAME-BRAND FROZEN BURRITOS, PERHAPS YOU CAN INVEST TEN CENTS IN SOME MAGNETS THAT ACTUALLY HAVE SOME FORCE TO THEM!!!!!

THERE IS NO FEELING WORSE IN THE WORLD THAN HAVING A CHEAP MAGNET SLOWLY SLIDE DOWN YOUR OUTER DOOR IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT BECAUSE IT CAN'T MANAGE TO HOLD UP A CHRISTMAS CARD!!!!! IT LEAVES ME FEELING VIOLATED!!!!!

WOOOOOSH!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3160466)





Date: July 1st, 2005 2:58 AM
Author: Spruce lascivious stage

The beagle <3's you! He wants to know if there's a way for him to open you late at night with his little beagle paws.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3159930)





Date: July 1st, 2005 2:49 PM
Author: Blue Newt

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!

PERHAPS YOU HAVE FORGOTTEN THE KITCHEN URINATION INCIDENT THAT BEAGLE WAS INVOLVED IN WHEN YOU FIRST MOVED IN!!!!!

I HAVE NOT!!!!

I HAVE BEEN PATIENT IN PLANNING A SUITABLE REVENGE!!!! I WAS RECENTLY INSPIRED BY YOUR VIEWING OF THE GODFATHER PART ONE ON DVD IN THE LIVING ROOM!!!!!

I WOULD SUGGEST NOT PUTTING THE GOOD LINEN ON YOUR BED TONIGHT!!!!

WOOOOOSH!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3162574)





Date: July 1st, 2005 4:41 AM
Author: Useless provocative masturbator

Great thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3160198)





Date: July 1st, 2005 10:31 AM
Author: exhilarant trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3160687)





Date: July 1st, 2005 10:55 AM
Author: Blue Newt

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!

THE MINI-FRIDGE IS MORE AKIN TO A DEFORMED STILLBIRTH THAN A LITTLE BROTHER!!!!

YOU WILL FIND IT BENEFITIAL FOR YOUR OWN WELL BEING TO REFRAIN FROM IMPLYING ANY SORT OF FAMILIAL RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN THE MINI-FRIDGE AND MYSELF IN THE FUTURE!!!!!

WOOOOOOSH!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3160811)





Date: July 1st, 2005 11:23 AM
Author: Copper senate elastic band

i store my foodstuffs in a specialized vacuum chamber that is larger, more reliable, less expensive, and infinitely more prestigious than your silly and soon-to-be outdated "cold" storage.

in my specialized vacuum food-storage chamber i can keep my foodstuffs fresh forever if i choose, a service which you, REFRIGERATOR, cannot provide.

soon you will be akin to using salt to keep food fresh, and future generations will laugh at you as they place their foodstuffs into the specialized vacuum food-storage chambers i have already discovered.

(these vacuum chambers actually do exist, so dispute this at your peril)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3161042)





Date: July 1st, 2005 2:30 PM
Author: Blue Newt

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!

YOUR SUPPOSEDLY INEXPENSIVE VACUUM CHAMBERS SOUND LIKE THEY COME STANDARD IN GOVERNMENT-SUBSIDIZED HOUSING PROJECTS!!!! PEOPLE WHO OWN REFRIGERATORS DO NOT NEED TO MAKE A CELERY STALK LAST FOR 20 YEARS!!!!! THEY CAN AFFORD TO BUY FRESH FOOD!!!!!

VACUUM CHAMBERS ARE FOR STORING MICHAEL JACKSON!!!!! I AM FOR STORING FOODSTUFFS AND BEVERAGES!!!!!

I AM VERY COLD!!!!!

WOOOOOOSH!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3162444)





Date: July 1st, 2005 2:37 PM
Author: brass big pozpig

Plus vacuum chambers do not make beverages cold and refreshing as does the mighty REFRIGERATOR.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3162499)





Date: July 1st, 2005 2:44 PM
Author: Blue Newt

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!

THE LOGICAL DEDUCTION IS THAT THE VACUUM-CHAMBER USER IS BRITISH!!! THE ISLE OF ENGLAND HAS NOT YET DISCOVERED THAT BEVERAGES ARE TASTY AND REFRESHING WHEN REFRIGERATED!!!! ALSO THEIR TASTE BUDS ALL DULL AND ILL-FORMED, WHICH MAKES THEM SUITABLE CONSUMERS OF VACUUM-PACKED FOOD!!!!

ALSO THEY TALK WITH FUNNY ACCENTS!!!!!

WOOOOOSH!!!!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3162541)





Date: July 1st, 2005 4:17 PM
Author: Copper senate elastic band

i maintain a healthy diet of lean meat and vegetables, which i cook before i eat and which do not require chilling in my superior specialized vacuum food-storage chamber.

i only drink water from a water-cooler, not beverages from a REFRIGERATOR. however, occasionally i dine at fine restaurants that serve me wine from their wine-cellar, not a REFRIGERATOR.

i am not british.

you cannot threaten me because i do not associate with your kind, and have chosen to ban you from my home in lieu of my most prestigious vacuum chamber. you also have no allied-appliances as moles to attack me in my home because of the extensive vetting process i put my applicances through.

you are worthless to me as you will soon be to the rest of the world. claim your glory now, REFRIGERATOR, for it will be short-lived.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3163266)





Date: July 1st, 2005 11:25 AM
Author: Trip crimson ape box office

You one cold brotha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3161058)





Date: July 1st, 2005 3:22 PM
Author: Lemon affirmative action sandwich

Does it bother you that no one ever cleans the mouse turds out from under you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3162870)





Date: July 1st, 2005 3:23 PM
Author: Blue Newt

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!

I DID NOT KNOW THOSE WERE MOUSE TURDS!!!!

I HAD ASSUMED THEY WERE VERY OLD PEAS THAT HAD ROLLED OFF THE COUNTER AND UNDERNEATH ME!!!!!

NOW I FEEL VERY UNCLEAN!!!!! STRANGELY, I AM ALSO SLIGHTLY AROUSED!!!!!

WOOOOOSH!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3162882)





Date: July 1st, 2005 3:32 PM
Author: exhilarant trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3162920)





Date: July 1st, 2005 3:37 PM
Author: Blue Newt

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!

IT IS MORE A SENSE OF SIMULTANEOUS RELIEF AND EMBARASSMENT!!!!

I BELIEVE THE EQUIVALENT WOULD BE THAT OF A BADLY CONSTIPATED HUMAN TWENTY MINUTES AFTER UNKNOWINGLY CONSUMING SEVERAL DOSES OF X-LAX!!!!! BUT AT LEAST 100 TIMES MORE POWERFUL!!!!

WOOOOOSH!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3162963)





Date: July 1st, 2005 3:33 PM
Author: exhilarant trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3162924)





Date: July 1st, 2005 3:40 PM
Author: Blue Newt

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!

I AM EQUIPPED WITH AN ICE MAKER, AN ICE CRUSHER, AND A ICE WATER DISPENSER WITH FILTER!!!! YOU DO THE MATH!!!

I WILL ALLOW YOU TO ANSWER THE PRESTIGE QUESTION ON YOUR OWN!!!! I WOULD SUGGEST YOU CHOOSE YOUR ANSWER WISELY!!!!

WOOOOOOSH!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3162979)





Date: July 1st, 2005 3:33 PM
Author: exhilarant trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3162927)





Date: July 5th, 2005 5:16 PM
Author: Charismatic Filthy Native

Got any good 4th of July leftovers?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3197798)





Date: July 8th, 2005 11:29 AM
Author: Charismatic Filthy Native

bump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3223430)





Date: July 17th, 2005 4:52 PM
Author: Electric Plaza

i still love this post.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3322844)





Date: July 17th, 2005 5:01 PM
Author: sinister irradiated cuckold

wow.

I laughed so hard I cried.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3322910)





Date: July 17th, 2005 5:29 PM
Author: territorial locale twinkling uncleanness

i peed a little.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3323082)





Date: July 17th, 2005 5:15 PM
Author: talented flirting gay wizard state

This was Tim V. Stim, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3323006)





Date: July 23rd, 2005 4:17 AM
Author: stirring theatre partner

I think it's tim vs. tim, but yeah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3386552)





Date: July 23rd, 2005 4:16 AM
Author: sapphire potus faggot firefighter

HOLY SHIT! How did I miss this? Best thread since pr moved to xoxo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3386548)





Date: July 23rd, 2005 4:17 AM
Author: Cyan dingle berry office

how the hell did you find it 6 days after the last post.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3386554)





Date: July 23rd, 2005 4:00 PM
Author: sapphire potus faggot firefighter

not sure, but glad I did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3388567)





Date: September 23rd, 2007 10:48 AM
Author: Racy Jet Dilemma Reading Party

Hi lolz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#8678970)





Date: July 23rd, 2005 4:11 PM
Author: duck-like mind-boggling wagecucks knife

lots of group think in this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3388640)





Date: July 23rd, 2005 4:12 PM
Author: Flushed Deep Deer Antler People Who Are Hurt

insight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3388643)





Date: July 23rd, 2005 4:12 PM
Author: Greedy property background story

i didnt think it wasw very good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3388644)





Date: October 11th, 2005 12:47 AM
Author: narrow-minded site

well then you fuckin suck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4019717)





Date: July 23rd, 2005 5:50 PM
Author: Henna base

Hi REFRIGERATOR,

Have you seen the movie "Requiem for a Dream?" What did you think of the fridge that damn near ate Sarah Goldfarb? Do you find it threatening?

BTW Best thread I've seen on here forever. Solid, unequivocal 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3389430)





Date: July 23rd, 2005 9:51 PM
Author: Henna base

wooosh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3390759)





Date: July 23rd, 2005 10:53 PM
Author: Salmon dashing institution

I never thanked this thread for the many tears of laughter it brought me that day. Thank you refridgerator, thank you very much.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3391193)





Date: July 27th, 2005 10:38 PM
Author: Henna base

WOOSH!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3428924)





Date: July 27th, 2005 11:51 PM
Author: hateful church

WOOOOOOSH!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3429558)





Date: July 27th, 2005 11:53 PM
Author: Blue Newt

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!

BACK WAY THE HELL OFF MY CATCH PHRASE, PRETTY BOY!!!!!

WOOOOOOSH!!!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3429576)





Date: July 28th, 2005 12:38 AM
Author: hateful church

Glad you're back! I was afraid that power outage last night crippled your cooling capabilities.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3430044)





Date: July 28th, 2005 10:25 AM
Author: Blue Newt

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!!

YOU SAY YOU LOVE ME NOW, BUT WHAT WILL HAPPEN IN FIVE YEARS WHEN YOU REMODEL YOUR KITCHEN!!!!! YOU WILL PURCHASE A FANCY SUBZERO REFRIGERATOR AND LEAVE ME OUT ON THE CURB!!!!!! ALTHOUGH I WILL BE UNPLUGGED, I WILL STILL FEEL PAIN!!!!! THE LONG PROCESS OF ROTTING IN A JUNKYARD WILL INEVITABLY LEAD TO DEMENTIA AND EVENTUAL FULL-BLOWN INSANITY!!!!!!

I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU HUMANS CAN SHAVE IN THE MORNING!!!! IF I WERE YOU I WOULD NOT BE ABLE TO STAND THE SIGHT OF MY OWN FACE IN THE MIRROR!!!!!

WOOOOOOSH!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3431992)





Date: July 28th, 2005 10:35 AM
Author: Wine House-broken Gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3432040)





Date: July 28th, 2005 10:46 AM
Author: Blue Newt

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!

WHAT IF I PUT YOU IN MY INNER CAVITY AND LET YOU STUFF YOURSELF WITH ROTTEN FOODSTUFFS AS YOU SLOWLY SUFFOCATED TO DEATH, FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES!!!!!!

YOU MAY BE A BIG MAN WHEN YOU HUNT DEER IN THE FOREST, BUT LET'S SEE YOU TRY AND TAKE ON A 250-POUND BOX OF METAL!!!!!

WOOOOOOSH!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3432092)





Date: July 28th, 2005 10:35 AM
Author: gay gaping

HI RIHURIJARUATORU! I LIKING YOU NEW FRIENDS!

HI EVERYBODY! I MAKING FOOD SO HOT!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3432041)





Date: July 28th, 2005 10:40 AM
Author: Blue Newt

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!!

I HAVE BEEN TAKING JAPANESE LESSONS!!!!

WATASHI-NO NAKA-NI TABEMONO-GA ARIMASU-YO!!!!!!

WATASHI-WA TOSHI-GA DAISUKI DESU!!!!!

WOOOOOOOSH!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3432071)





Date: July 28th, 2005 10:50 AM
Author: gay gaping

HA HA! YOU PRETTY GOOD! I SMILING!

I PRACTICE MY ENGLISH TOO! LISTEN THIS:

THANK YOU FOR PURCHASING YOUR NEW MICROWAVE FROM TOSHIBA, THE WORLDWIDE LEADER IN CONSUMER ELECTRONICS!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3432104)





Date: July 28th, 2005 11:01 AM
Author: Blue Newt

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!!

VERY GOOD, TOSHI!!!!!!

IF YOU REMEMBER THE AMERICAN "HIGH FIVE" I TAUGHT YOU LAST NIGHT, NOW WOULD BE AN APPROPRIATE TIME TO PRACTICE IT!!!!! JUST SWING YOUR DOOR OUTWARD IN UNISON WITH MINE!!!!!

WOOOOOOOSH!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3432148)





Date: July 28th, 2005 11:07 AM
Author: gay gaping

*HIGH FIVE*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3432182)





Date: July 28th, 2005 11:12 AM
Author: Nofapping set

Strange. I didn't think it would be possible for a large appliance to jump the shark. Suppose I was wrong...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3432202)





Date: July 28th, 2005 11:13 AM
Author: beady-eyed big-titted principal's office water buffalo

It was inevitable. Refrigerator humor only goes so far.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3432205)





Date: July 28th, 2005 11:45 AM
Author: Nofapping set

But the fall-off was so steep. This was a Britney Spears-ian collapse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3432406)





Date: July 28th, 2005 11:46 AM
Author: beady-eyed big-titted principal's office water buffalo

It's all that Toshi's fault.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3432412)





Date: July 28th, 2005 11:48 AM
Author: Nofapping set

Always so quick to blame the Japs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3432420)





Date: July 28th, 2005 11:49 AM
Author: beady-eyed big-titted principal's office water buffalo

<sigh>

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3432429)





Date: July 28th, 2005 11:53 AM
Author: Nofapping set

<atomic bomb>

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3432461)





Date: July 28th, 2005 11:50 AM
Author: fighting azure candlestick maker multi-billionaire

I can't decide if it jumped the shark or not. The whole taking japanese lessons concept was pretty funny. Further, the following simplistic and juvenile exhanges, including the high fiving doors, was about what I expect from a japanese interaction. So, it could have been shark jumping, or it could be brilliant camp.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3432439)





Date: July 28th, 2005 11:52 AM
Author: Nofapping set

Interesting take.

We'll see if he can redeem himself. Still, I fear that this was like the season that John Schneider and Tom Wopat were replaced on the Dukes of Hazzard. Sure, they came back the next season, but the show never really recovered.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3432456)





Date: July 28th, 2005 11:55 AM
Author: beady-eyed big-titted principal's office water buffalo

I think camp was the intended effect. Toshi did set the tone: he's kind of like the annoying sidekick they add to the show in the fifth season to try to draw a younger crowd and to boost toy sales.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3432478)





Date: July 28th, 2005 11:57 AM
Author: gay gaping

OH NO! I TRY SO HARD TO BE COOL LIKE MY BEST PAL RIHURIJARETORU! I LEARN ENGLISH AND TYPING AND A 10-YEAR LIMITED WARRANTY! BUT I AM DISCRACE! MY FAMILY IS SHAME! NEXT TIME GET MORE DELUXE MODEL!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3432496)





Date: July 28th, 2005 12:00 PM
Author: fighting azure candlestick maker multi-billionaire

God, this japanese microwave is horrible. Try Sepuku.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3432518)





Date: August 24th, 2005 2:44 AM
Author: shivering titillating menage dopamine

Holy fuck, this is one of the best things I've read in a while.

It will make it even better if it is an avocado colored refrigerator.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3665190)





Date: August 24th, 2005 8:56 AM
Author: rough-skinned coldplay fan

please read more carefully, the color is established

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3665517)





Date: August 24th, 2005 8:57 AM
Author: Charismatic Filthy Native

He said it would be "better" if avocado. I do agree that avocado > cream.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3665520)





Date: August 24th, 2005 9:03 AM
Author: Blue Newt

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!

INCORRECT!!!!

WOOOOOSH!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3665531)





Date: August 24th, 2005 9:04 AM
Author: rough-skinned coldplay fan

he said "better if it is an avocado" not "better if it *were* an avocado"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3665532)





Date: August 24th, 2005 9:06 AM
Author: Charismatic Filthy Native

Correct use of the subjunctive = credited.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3665536)





Date: August 24th, 2005 9:11 AM
Author: rough-skinned coldplay fan

Why is my milk occasionally spoiled before the expiration date? It it corporate greed and/or negligence at the grocery store or your passive aggressiveness?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3665545)





Date: August 24th, 2005 9:13 AM
Author: citrine round eye dog poop

I'm guessing that it is a combination of greediness, neglectfulness, and passive aggressiveness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3665548)





Date: September 6th, 2005 4:48 PM
Author: concupiscible laser beams

I feel like the fridge could have prevented this Katrina mess.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3759214)





Date: September 6th, 2005 5:08 PM
Author: Diverse parlour

Gradually, we became aware of a hum in the room--an electrical hum in the room!

It went, "mmmmmmm, mmmmmmmm, mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm."

Maybe it's the hum of a calm refrigerator.

--Lyrics by Paul Simon; Music by Philip Glass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3759266)





Date: September 6th, 2005 5:43 PM
Author: vivacious angry pit jap

We gotta move these...refrigerators,

we gotta move these color tv's...........

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3759534)





Date: September 26th, 2005 1:07 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Splenetic Cruise Ship

Bump for remembrance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3906403)





Date: October 11th, 2005 12:07 AM
Author: Impertinent headpube garrison

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4019388)





Date: October 11th, 2005 12:18 AM
Author: onyx school incel

Classic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4019479)





Date: October 11th, 2005 12:55 AM
Author: Obsidian theater stage ratface
Subject: this is why al gore invented the internet



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4019774)





Date: October 11th, 2005 10:12 PM
Author: sinister irradiated cuckold

bump

*cries*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4024953)





Date: October 21st, 2005 10:17 AM
Author: iridescent antidepressant drug mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4099932)





Date: October 21st, 2005 10:30 AM
Author: sinister irradiated cuckold

bump for sheer brilliance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4099954)





Date: October 31st, 2005 12:52 AM
Author: Ebony New Version Meetinghouse

Bump because I thought about this thread in class and nearly laughed out loud.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4176729)





Date: October 31st, 2005 2:06 AM
Author: Crusty indirect expression

You were in class at 1am on a sunday night? what kind of TTT do you attend?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4177078)





Date: November 1st, 2005 9:09 AM
Author: Glittery bearded kitty cat

i bet people need to use this computer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4185775)





Date: November 17th, 2005 12:06 AM
Author: Ebony New Version Meetinghouse

Bump for prestige. It's lacking around here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4312311)





Date: November 17th, 2005 12:40 AM
Author: Ebony New Version Meetinghouse

Again!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4312660)





Date: November 17th, 2005 12:42 AM
Author: Ebony New Version Meetinghouse

Big money big money no whammies no whammies!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4312691)





Date: November 17th, 2005 12:53 AM
Author: Ebony New Version Meetinghouse

Me gusta.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4312791)





Date: November 17th, 2005 12:59 AM
Author: Ebony New Version Meetinghouse

Keeping the dream alive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4312855)





Date: November 17th, 2005 1:15 AM
Author: Ebony New Version Meetinghouse

Nigger.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4313046)





Date: November 17th, 2005 1:27 AM
Author: Ebony New Version Meetinghouse

Affirmed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4313145)





Date: November 17th, 2005 1:30 AM
Author: Ebony New Version Meetinghouse

Reversed. Oh shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4313175)





Date: November 17th, 2005 1:32 AM
Author: Ebony New Version Meetinghouse

Cert. denied!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4313200)





Date: November 21st, 2005 2:49 AM
Author: Ebony New Version Meetinghouse

Drunk again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4346072)





Date: December 4th, 2005 2:42 PM
Author: Wine House-broken Gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4458644)





Date: December 8th, 2005 12:33 AM
Author: sepia fear-inspiring cuckoldry location

HAHAHAHAHA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4494429)





Date: December 22nd, 2005 2:31 PM
Author: startled doobsian theater

This must be the best thread I’ve ever seen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4639744)





Date: January 16th, 2006 10:48 PM
Author: laughsome keepsake machete karate

Never forget.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4836550)





Date: January 17th, 2006 1:40 AM
Author: beady-eyed big-titted principal's office water buffalo

Bump for a slow night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4837913)





Date: January 23rd, 2006 2:11 PM
Author: brass big pozpig

Monday bump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4892352)





Date: January 25th, 2006 7:59 PM
Author: Chrome rambunctious casino alpha

Still around

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4907658)





Date: January 25th, 2006 8:03 PM
Author: Electric Plaza

i still love this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4907685)





Date: January 25th, 2006 8:14 PM
Author: Hairraiser carmine idea he suggested

Are you sure that you aren't Michigan?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4907768)





Date: January 25th, 2006 8:25 PM
Author: Confused national hissy fit

Seeing this broad a tear to my eye.

*wipe*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4907875)





Date: January 28th, 2006 10:20 PM
Author: Confused national hissy fit

Bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4933769)





Date: January 28th, 2006 10:24 PM
Author: Motley Flesh Heaven Dysfunction

this is an idiotic thread that perfectly exemplifies herd mentality.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4933817)





Date: January 28th, 2006 10:27 PM
Author: beady-eyed big-titted principal's office water buffalo

Razor-sharp criticism! Good show, old boy!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4933843)





Date: March 1st, 2006 2:10 AM
Author: Henna base

Keep on marchin to your own beat there, turbo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#5214342)





Date: February 1st, 2006 8:26 PM
Author: Confused national hissy fit

fuck i still love this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4969641)





Date: February 17th, 2006 7:41 AM
Author: Confused national hissy fit

Still fucking love this "ground beef cannot refrigerate you back"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#5110977)





Date: March 1st, 2006 1:41 AM
Author: drunken piazza athletic conference

P3n15

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#5214108)





Date: March 1st, 2006 2:03 AM
Author: olive parlor

2/3 of my xoxo enjoyment comes from the bumping of hilarious threads like this one that were before my time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#5214275)





Date: March 1st, 2006 2:08 AM
Author: Drab 180 psychic

sweep, sweep, sweep...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#5214308)





Date: March 10th, 2006 11:26 AM
Author: thriller brunch
Subject: bump

if we return to five stickies, let's make this number six.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#5299691)





Date: March 26th, 2006 9:10 AM
Author: bistre space chad

nah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#5429018)





Date: June 18th, 2006 9:47 PM
Author: Frum place of business

why was this funny?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#6015439)





Date: June 18th, 2006 9:50 PM
Author: Federal Internet-worthy Tanning Salon Cumskin

I AM COLDER THAN A REFRIGERATOR! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#6015447)





Date: July 19th, 2006 8:01 AM
Author: bistre space chad

Good for you!! Say, where's that toaster whore?

And what of the oven? She was hot.

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#6247856)





Date: June 28th, 2006 4:31 PM
Author: Confused national hissy fit

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#6095333)





Date: July 11th, 2006 12:05 AM
Author: bull headed forum roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#6183506)





Date: October 3rd, 2006 4:31 AM
Author: plum alcoholic mad-dog skullcap indian lodge

WOOOOOSH!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#6720140)





Date: October 13th, 2006 5:19 PM
Author: sinister irradiated cuckold

bump for goodness

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#6783055)





Date: October 13th, 2006 5:24 PM
Author: arousing stag film

bump again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#6783085)





Date: October 13th, 2006 5:26 PM
Author: heady home

ugh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#6783096)





Date: October 27th, 2006 2:44 PM
Author: gold orchestra pit community account

Truly Wooshtastic!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#6870689)





Date: October 27th, 2006 9:52 PM
Author: misunderstood insane stead

best xoxo thread EVER.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#6872840)





Date: October 27th, 2006 9:55 PM
Author: Federal Internet-worthy Tanning Salon Cumskin

ty ty ty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#6872857)





Date: October 27th, 2006 9:57 PM
Author: exciting nursing home degenerate

most overrated thread in xoxo history. kth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#6872873)





Date: October 27th, 2006 10:09 PM
Author: misunderstood insane stead

bitter much?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#6872963)





Date: October 27th, 2006 10:11 PM
Author: Jade stage

Incorrect.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#6872975)





Date: September 28th, 2007 12:28 AM
Author: Racy Jet Dilemma Reading Party

This is the TITCR.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#8698810)





Date: November 26th, 2006 2:01 AM
Author: cracking lodge

I love this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#7069460)





Date: December 1st, 2006 4:43 PM
Author: shivering titillating menage dopamine

Greatest schtick ever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#7112385)





Date: February 4th, 2007 7:22 PM
Author: canary passionate temple

In memory of the fridge, perry. 22 super bowls ago...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#7544222)





Date: February 4th, 2007 8:39 PM
Author: adventurous death wish

hoooray

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#7544712)





Date: February 4th, 2007 8:56 PM
Author: Cyan dingle berry office

I love this thread! But only because of all the bandwagon faggots who need to 180 and bump it to show that they, too, think it's funny. Guess what, faggots? Only two posts were funny- the egg holder post and the child suffocation post. You wannabe bandwagon faggots are pathetic strivers who were never accepted in society. Keep giving 180s to popular threads- even fat, ugly virgin faggots can fit in on the internets!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#7544838)





Date: September 30th, 2007 10:03 PM
Author: Racy Jet Dilemma Reading Party

119. Never post here again.

Recommendation: Kill self.

ywia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#8711375)





Date: March 7th, 2007 12:14 AM
Author: ruddy stimulating library

Bump for Washington Post.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#7720429)





Date: March 7th, 2007 12:16 AM
Author: nubile area boiling water

Well done sir.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#7720438)





Date: March 7th, 2007 10:44 AM
Author: khaki curious market pisswyrm

Rebump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#7721850)





Date: March 27th, 2007 2:59 PM
Author: gold orchestra pit community account

Bump for general-wooshiness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#7825939)





Date: March 27th, 2007 3:03 PM
Author: floppy smoky ticket booth liquid oxygen

ty, one of my favorites.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#7825966)





Date: April 12th, 2007 6:14 PM
Author: silver nibblets shrine

Oldie but a goodie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#7920355)





Date: April 12th, 2007 7:52 PM
Author: Navy codepig

I thought of this thread today because my refigerator is not, in fact, very cold right now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#7920851)





Date: April 18th, 2007 8:45 PM
Author: comical hall circlehead

press bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#7959338)





Date: May 2nd, 2007 11:49 PM
Author: thriller brunch

finals bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#8052234)





Date: May 3rd, 2007 12:01 AM
Author: bright learning disabled gaming laptop

hahaha...being pretty new here, i had never seen it.

this thread is so shiny.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#8052311)





Date: May 3rd, 2007 12:05 AM
Author: Submissive razzle-dazzle whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#8052345)





Date: May 3rd, 2007 1:25 AM
Author: bespoke organic girlfriend

There aren't too many threads with the word refrigerator in the title.....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#8052807)





Date: May 3rd, 2007 11:47 PM
Author: Pearl flickering jew azn

this thread is the opposite of all the hateful threads on autoadmit. brilliant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#8057145)





Date: May 3rd, 2007 11:48 PM
Author: floppy smoky ticket booth liquid oxygen

I know, xoxo has really forgotten about good clean fun.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#8057151)





Date: May 14th, 2007 6:18 PM
Author: maroon den

win

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#8117381)





Date: June 18th, 2007 5:24 PM
Author: Cheese-eating Mood Lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#8270968)





Date: July 12th, 2007 5:41 PM
Author: chocolate rehab

this guy is silly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#8374605)





Date: July 27th, 2007 4:10 PM
Author: maroon den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#8441981)





Date: July 27th, 2007 4:53 PM
Author: violet toilet seat kitchen

how the fuck did this thread get 277 posts????

xoxo people are dumb...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#8442103)





Date: August 22nd, 2007 3:08 PM
Author: Impressive mildly autistic bawdyhouse

Bump b/c of recent mention...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#8546126)





Date: August 22nd, 2007 3:16 PM
Author: Cerebral orchid business firm

This thread proves that xoxo people are just hipsters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#8546154)





Date: September 30th, 2007 9:24 PM
Author: Racy Jet Dilemma Reading Party

"sometimes I get lonely ground beef cannot refrigerate you back"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#8711160)





Date: October 15th, 2007 11:30 PM
Author: burgundy elite milk

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#8773312)





Date: November 29th, 2007 10:53 PM
Author: offensive glassy genital piercing windowlicker

http://www.flickr.com/photos/nicoalesce/38671102/in/set-1231744/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#8954525)





Date: November 29th, 2007 10:54 PM
Author: Indigo house

fail

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#8954532)





Date: February 13th, 2008 8:58 AM
Author: white locus

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#9318152)





Date: March 5th, 2008 10:08 PM
Author: Razzmatazz university macaca

http://www.reputationdefender.com/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#9435607)





Date: March 29th, 2008 12:24 AM
Author: emerald disgusting french chef

never forget!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#9547866)





Date: March 29th, 2008 12:56 AM
Author: Orange Field

~~thread necromancy warning~~

*This Thread is More Than 2 Weeks Old*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#9547956)





Date: April 9th, 2008 9:22 PM
Author: Translucent infuriating regret

Never forget

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#9603928)





Date: June 21st, 2008 9:45 PM
Author: mustard well-lubricated toaster

bumpedy bumpedy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#9911369)





Date: July 19th, 2008 11:42 AM
Author: Thirsty aquamarine hairy legs

Yeah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#9988617)





Date: July 19th, 2008 12:30 PM
Author: chestnut resort roast beef

*stores her bra and panties in your freezer compartment*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#9988688)





Date: November 13th, 2008 4:02 PM
Author: Appetizing chest-beating sanctuary hominid

whoooooooooooooooooosh!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#10358271)





Date: November 13th, 2008 4:11 PM
Author: deranged range

wow i really missed out on this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#10358303)





Date: November 13th, 2008 4:21 PM
Author: Supple lavender goyim

I am honored to make the 300th post ITT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#10358349)





Date: November 13th, 2008 4:41 PM
Author: Spectacular step-uncle's house

So fucking stupid. You idiots would be entertained by a guy pretending to be a fridge saying "whooosh" 5000x



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#10358413)





Date: November 13th, 2008 7:32 PM
Author: Garnet soggy school cafeteria

I hate to sully this near perfect thread but I have to say, you're either a) flame b) completely humorless c) 19 or d) triggish to beat the band.

Either way, I'm your new nemesis. Welcome to the jungle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#10358847)





Date: November 13th, 2008 5:56 PM
Author: histrionic primrose corner halford

Bumping old threads makes me feel like a time-traveler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#10358587)





Date: November 13th, 2008 6:06 PM
Author: startling address double fault

I thoroughly enjoyed this thread. THANK YOU.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#10358612)