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David Foster Wallace on Elizabeth Wurtzel... 180

"One of his best short stories is about Elizabeth Wurtz...
Hateful soul-stirring gunner
  01/06/13
ty
submissive zippy nibblets round eye
  01/06/13
yw brother
Hateful soul-stirring gunner
  01/06/13
There were actually friendly IRL IIRC
Stimulating Vermilion Black Woman
  01/06/13
This is true. Franzen introduced them, lol.
marvelous affirmative action wagecucks
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Hateful soul-stirring gunner
  03/30/15
Jesus. That is literally unreadable.
slate elite pit doctorate
  03/30/15
...
Aromatic Scarlet Center
  03/30/15
and yet if it were poasted on XO it would have 90,000 blank ...
Hateful soul-stirring gunner
  03/30/15
LOL, no. MOAR like "tl;dr...DING!fag"
vibrant boistinker indian lodge
  03/30/15
(xo 2007
Hateful soul-stirring gunner
  03/30/15
Are there any really good zings though? I read like 2 pages...
Turquoise piazza gaping
  03/30/15
Of course there are
Hateful soul-stirring gunner
  03/30/15
...could you quote some? I'm not saying you're wrong. I wa...
Turquoise piazza gaping
  03/30/15
Even the formatting is awful. Dense text, big paragraphs, a...
Turquoise piazza gaping
  03/30/15
is he a good writer
indecent elastic band
  03/30/15
yes, and this is a 180 piece
obsidian abusive native
  03/30/15
last time i tried to read his books they were full of endnot...
indecent elastic band
  03/30/15
sorry for your loss
obsidian abusive native
  03/30/15
thank you
indecent elastic band
  03/30/15
I am desirous to describe the stimied, and unrequited, curio...
slate elite pit doctorate
  03/30/15
oh yes, such big words in this story. don't hurt your widdle...
obsidian abusive native
  03/30/15
...
Hateful soul-stirring gunner
  03/30/15
Its fucking terrible.
slate elite pit doctorate
  03/30/15
well, go back to game of thrones, then, bitch.
obsidian abusive native
  03/30/15
Ladies and gentlemen, the only-slightly-above-average litera...
big filthy ticket booth
  03/30/15
?
Spruce circlehead
  07/12/15
Rate the quality of writing of the OP ITT http://www.xox...
Aromatic Scarlet Center
  03/30/15
180
indecent elastic band
  03/30/15
ty
Aromatic Scarlet Center
  03/30/15
no, ty friend
Hateful soul-stirring gunner
  03/30/15
for what?
Aromatic Scarlet Center
  03/30/15
for setting up that 180 i guess
Hateful soul-stirring gunner
  03/30/15
by the way, i never bought that this was about wurtzel. i al...
obsidian abusive native
  03/30/15
nevermind that it repeatedly uses feminine pronouns and the ...
Hateful soul-stirring gunner
  03/30/15
i mean "about" in a fairly broad sense. e.g. if i ...
obsidian abusive native
  03/30/15
2012, actually. and you seem dumb.
Hateful soul-stirring gunner
  03/30/15
i really don't. if i seem that way to you, you must be looki...
obsidian abusive native
  03/30/15
i see your point, but DFW was literally famous for pouring h...
Hateful soul-stirring gunner
  03/30/15
i mean it's called "the depressed person" and he w...
obsidian abusive native
  03/30/15
except he was depressed for entirely different reasons
Hateful soul-stirring gunner
  03/30/15
that's possible, but i find it difficult to believe he didn'...
obsidian abusive native
  03/30/15
...
Hateful soul-stirring gunner
  03/30/15
Seems like a typical fgt response to rejection. No wonder th...
vibrant boistinker indian lodge
  03/30/15
Seems like he would have been awful to be around IRL
Zombie-like Candlestick Maker Multi-billionaire
  03/30/15
At least he apparently realized it and killed self
slate elite pit doctorate
  03/30/15
yet they call this a selfish act. why
Fuchsia Keepsake Machete
  03/30/15
franzen RUSHING to typewriter to crank out "Breakthroug...
obsidian abusive native
  03/30/15
180
slate elite pit doctorate
  03/30/15
...
slate elite pit doctorate
  03/31/15
I find DFW fanboys tend to be the most insufferable type of ...
Zombie-like Candlestick Maker Multi-billionaire
  03/30/15
i'm certainly no hipster neckbeard toolbag, bro
Hateful soul-stirring gunner
  03/30/15
maybe he's thinking of tao lin fanboys or something
obsidian abusive native
  03/30/15
I actually feel the opposite. Not a fan of his writing at al...
Territorial fishy school son of senegal
  03/30/15
guess we know who won that one
Aphrodisiac base filthpig
  03/31/15
I always thought that was his most overrated piece of work. ...
drunken theater
  07/12/15
i can't bear his fiction, technically it's good but it's too...
Seedy thirsty psychic
  07/12/15
I don't for the life of me understand the whole "I like...
drunken theater
  07/12/15
I like Martin Amis and Robert Stone so maybe the emotional n...
Seedy thirsty psychic
  07/12/15
His nonfiction as the same appeal as Adam Sandler slowly los...
drunken theater
  07/12/15
ha, that's a pretty good description... but I think it's loo...
Seedy thirsty psychic
  07/12/15
yeah I liked the one on the Iowa State Fair. I'm just a...
drunken theater
  07/12/15
Maybe I'm not. I switched to nonfiction. I like ideas more t...
Seedy thirsty psychic
  07/12/15
fiction has bigger ideas though Seriously, read "Lyn...
drunken theater
  07/12/15
I used to think so, but I feel like the genre's been exhaust...
Seedy thirsty psychic
  07/12/15
The issue is excessive experimentation unbounded by standard...
Citrine Aggressive Jew Mood
  07/12/15
...
Seedy thirsty psychic
  07/12/15
DFW's goat work: http://www.nytimes.com/2006/08/20/sports/p...
internet-worthy tan wrinkle
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Date: January 6th, 2013 7:20 PM
Author: Hateful soul-stirring gunner

"One of his best short stories is about Elizabeth Wurtzel.

After being rejected by the Prozac Nation author, Wallace wrote the 1998 story "The Depressed Person," basing the title character – the most unpleasant person on Earth – on her."

http://www.rollingstone.com/culture/news/six-things-you-didnt-know-about-david-foster-wallace-20120827

Here is the piece itself:

http://harpers.org/wp-content/uploads/HarpersMagazine-1998-01-0059425.pdf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2153812&forum_id=2#22380153)



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Date: January 6th, 2013 7:50 PM
Author: submissive zippy nibblets round eye

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2153812&forum_id=2#22380409)



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Date: January 6th, 2013 7:58 PM
Author: Hateful soul-stirring gunner

yw brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2153812&forum_id=2#22380470)



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Date: January 6th, 2013 8:01 PM
Author: Stimulating Vermilion Black Woman

There were actually friendly IRL IIRC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2153812&forum_id=2#22380489)



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Date: November 7th, 2015 10:12 AM
Author: marvelous affirmative action wagecucks

This is true. Franzen introduced them, lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2153812&forum_id=2#29129865)



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Date: March 30th, 2015 5:47 AM
Author: Hateful soul-stirring gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2153812&forum_id=2#27580741)



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Date: March 30th, 2015 7:05 AM
Author: slate elite pit doctorate

Jesus. That is literally unreadable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2153812&forum_id=2#27580754)



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Date: March 30th, 2015 7:13 AM
Author: Aromatic Scarlet Center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2153812&forum_id=2#27580762)



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Date: March 30th, 2015 7:21 AM
Author: Hateful soul-stirring gunner

and yet if it were poasted on XO it would have 90,000 blank bumps and you'd be responsible for half of them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2153812&forum_id=2#27580773)



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Date: March 30th, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: vibrant boistinker indian lodge

LOL, no. MOAR like "tl;dr...DING!fag"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2153812&forum_id=2#27581914)



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Date: March 30th, 2015 12:36 PM
Author: Hateful soul-stirring gunner

(xo 2007

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2153812&forum_id=2#27581958)



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Date: March 30th, 2015 12:32 PM
Author: Turquoise piazza gaping

Are there any really good zings though? I read like 2 pages before my eyes glazed over, and it just seemed to be a rant about an insecure girl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2153812&forum_id=2#27581935)



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Date: March 30th, 2015 12:36 PM
Author: Hateful soul-stirring gunner

Of course there are

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2153812&forum_id=2#27581961)



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Date: March 30th, 2015 12:37 PM
Author: Turquoise piazza gaping

...could you quote some? I'm not saying you're wrong. I want to see them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2153812&forum_id=2#27581972)



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Date: March 30th, 2015 12:23 PM
Author: Turquoise piazza gaping

Even the formatting is awful. Dense text, big paragraphs, and every other line ends with a hyphenated word.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2153812&forum_id=2#27581876)



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Date: March 30th, 2015 7:11 AM
Author: indecent elastic band

is he a good writer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2153812&forum_id=2#27580758)



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Date: March 30th, 2015 7:11 AM
Author: obsidian abusive native

yes, and this is a 180 piece

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2153812&forum_id=2#27580759)



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Date: March 30th, 2015 7:18 AM
Author: indecent elastic band

last time i tried to read his books they were full of endnotes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2153812&forum_id=2#27580768)



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Date: March 30th, 2015 7:18 AM
Author: obsidian abusive native

sorry for your loss

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2153812&forum_id=2#27580769)



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Date: March 30th, 2015 7:22 AM
Author: indecent elastic band

thank you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2153812&forum_id=2#27580775)



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Date: March 30th, 2015 7:20 AM
Author: slate elite pit doctorate

I am desirous to describe the stimied, and unrequited, curious feelings of affection that once were had by a person resembling something like me. They were ostensibly about a female, albeit a depressed one and it's unclear if her pater familias was even kind to her at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2153812&forum_id=2#27580770)



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Date: March 30th, 2015 7:22 AM
Author: obsidian abusive native

oh yes, such big words in this story. don't hurt your widdle head, anon. maybe go back to posting about arrow or blacks or whatever until the pain goes away.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2153812&forum_id=2#27580774)



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Date: March 30th, 2015 7:23 AM
Author: Hateful soul-stirring gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2153812&forum_id=2#27580777)



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Date: March 30th, 2015 7:25 AM
Author: slate elite pit doctorate

Its fucking terrible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2153812&forum_id=2#27580780)



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Date: March 30th, 2015 7:25 AM
Author: obsidian abusive native

well, go back to game of thrones, then, bitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2153812&forum_id=2#27580781)



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Date: March 30th, 2015 12:27 PM
Author: big filthy ticket booth

Ladies and gentlemen, the only-slightly-above-average literary mind!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2153812&forum_id=2#27581896)



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Date: July 12th, 2015 1:01 AM
Author: Spruce circlehead

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2153812&forum_id=2#28310543)



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Date: March 30th, 2015 7:12 AM
Author: Aromatic Scarlet Center

Rate the quality of writing of the OP ITT

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842172&mc=9&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2153812&forum_id=2#27580761)



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Date: March 30th, 2015 7:16 AM
Author: indecent elastic band

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2153812&forum_id=2#27580766)



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Date: March 30th, 2015 7:20 AM
Author: Aromatic Scarlet Center

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2153812&forum_id=2#27580772)



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Date: March 30th, 2015 7:24 AM
Author: Hateful soul-stirring gunner

no, ty friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2153812&forum_id=2#27580778)



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Date: March 30th, 2015 7:24 AM
Author: Aromatic Scarlet Center

for what?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2153812&forum_id=2#27580779)



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Date: March 30th, 2015 7:26 AM
Author: Hateful soul-stirring gunner

for setting up that 180 i guess

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2153812&forum_id=2#27580783)



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Date: March 30th, 2015 7:28 AM
Author: obsidian abusive native

by the way, i never bought that this was about wurtzel. i always figured it was mostly about himself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2153812&forum_id=2#27580784)



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Date: March 30th, 2015 7:32 AM
Author: Hateful soul-stirring gunner

nevermind that it repeatedly uses feminine pronouns and the subject of the cartoons in the article look exactly like her. and that a major magazine matter of factly stated it was about her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2153812&forum_id=2#27580789)



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Date: March 30th, 2015 7:34 AM
Author: obsidian abusive native

i mean "about" in a fairly broad sense. e.g. if i wrote a story about a paedomorphic female who posted on a racist law board, it could still be "about" me. you know?

and lol at believing rolling stone; it's 2015.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2153812&forum_id=2#27580792)



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Date: March 30th, 2015 7:36 AM
Author: Hateful soul-stirring gunner

2012, actually.

and you seem dumb.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2153812&forum_id=2#27580795)



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Date: March 30th, 2015 7:41 AM
Author: obsidian abusive native

i really don't. if i seem that way to you, you must be looking at things wrong. i suggest you improve that, friend, and come back to me when you have. i'm sure you'll gain more from talking to me then. shalom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2153812&forum_id=2#27580809)



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Date: March 30th, 2015 7:44 AM
Author: Hateful soul-stirring gunner

i see your point, but DFW was literally famous for pouring himself into random, banal shit. i don't think an article eviscerating Wurtzel is "about him", at least not to the extent you seem to suggest. she just happens to be where one of his darts landed.

actually, this piece may be more of a prophecy than anything. it could be argued that it is a preemptive response to the 21st century assent of the intolerable, self-absorbed shrew.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2153812&forum_id=2#27580818)



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Date: March 30th, 2015 12:34 PM
Author: obsidian abusive native

i mean it's called "the depressed person" and he was clinically depressed. that seems like a decent start to an argument that it was first-personal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2153812&forum_id=2#27581947)



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Date: March 30th, 2015 12:41 PM
Author: Hateful soul-stirring gunner

except he was depressed for entirely different reasons

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2153812&forum_id=2#27582001)



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Date: March 30th, 2015 12:43 PM
Author: obsidian abusive native

that's possible, but i find it difficult to believe he didn't see snatches of himself in the character, or at least wonder if he was similar deep down. in fact, NOT to do so would be incredibly un-self-aware and un-anxious by his standards.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2153812&forum_id=2#27582014)



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Date: March 30th, 2015 12:20 PM
Author: Hateful soul-stirring gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2153812&forum_id=2#27581849)



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Date: March 30th, 2015 12:22 PM
Author: vibrant boistinker indian lodge

Seems like a typical fgt response to rejection. No wonder the talentless hack blew himself away.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2153812&forum_id=2#27581864)



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Date: March 30th, 2015 12:28 PM
Author: Zombie-like Candlestick Maker Multi-billionaire

Seems like he would have been awful to be around IRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2153812&forum_id=2#27581909)



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Date: March 30th, 2015 12:37 PM
Author: slate elite pit doctorate

At least he apparently realized it and killed self

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2153812&forum_id=2#27581971)



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Date: March 30th, 2015 12:38 PM
Author: Fuchsia Keepsake Machete

yet they call this a selfish act. why

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2153812&forum_id=2#27581977)



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Date: March 30th, 2015 12:39 PM
Author: obsidian abusive native

franzen RUSHING to typewriter to crank out "Breakthrough: Realized DFW's Suicide was an Act of Grace" at 5wpm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2153812&forum_id=2#27581992)



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Date: March 30th, 2015 12:52 PM
Author: slate elite pit doctorate

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2153812&forum_id=2#27582087)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 12:22 PM
Author: slate elite pit doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2153812&forum_id=2#27587886)



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Date: March 30th, 2015 12:39 PM
Author: Zombie-like Candlestick Maker Multi-billionaire

I find DFW fanboys tend to be the most insufferable type of hipster neckbeard toolbags.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2153812&forum_id=2#27581985)



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Date: March 30th, 2015 12:44 PM
Author: Hateful soul-stirring gunner

i'm certainly no hipster neckbeard toolbag, bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2153812&forum_id=2#27582027)



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Date: March 30th, 2015 12:46 PM
Author: obsidian abusive native

maybe he's thinking of tao lin fanboys or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2153812&forum_id=2#27582046)



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Date: March 30th, 2015 12:47 PM
Author: Territorial fishy school son of senegal

I actually feel the opposite. Not a fan of his writing at all but I think I'd get along well with him IRL and he seems like a good dude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2153812&forum_id=2#27582048)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 12:24 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac base filthpig

guess we know who won that one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2153812&forum_id=2#27587898)



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Date: July 12th, 2015 12:59 AM
Author: drunken theater

I always thought that was his most overrated piece of work.

My favorite of his works is "Lyndon," published in Girl with Curious Hair.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2153812&forum_id=2#28310522)



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Date: July 12th, 2015 1:00 AM
Author: Seedy thirsty psychic

i can't bear his fiction, technically it's good but it's too controlled, the nonfiction is so much better in my opinion (which I know I share with "guy in your MFA class" twitter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2153812&forum_id=2#28310537)



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Date: July 12th, 2015 1:04 AM
Author: drunken theater

I don't for the life of me understand the whole "I like DFW's nonfiction better" camp. Everyone I meet says that and I always think they just can't appreciate good fiction with ambiguity.

I mean his nonfiction is ok I think. I like consider the lobster and tense present.

But Girl with Curious Hair? Come on now. It was fantastic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2153812&forum_id=2#28310570)



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Date: July 12th, 2015 1:08 AM
Author: Seedy thirsty psychic

I like Martin Amis and Robert Stone so maybe the emotional nuance of DFW's work is lost ofon me. For me even though his nonfiction is formulaic (it all rises from blips of cognitive dissonance--rage to self-righteousness--to a really bogus epiphany) it's appealing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2153812&forum_id=2#28310609)



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Date: July 12th, 2015 1:10 AM
Author: drunken theater

His nonfiction as the same appeal as Adam Sandler slowly losing his temper at the golf ball that wouldn't go to its home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2153812&forum_id=2#28310625)



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Date: July 12th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: Seedy thirsty psychic

ha, that's a pretty good description... but I think it's looser and has more feeling because of it. Did you read his EW piece on the Adult Video News awards or the Iowa State Fair? Those are pretty good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2153812&forum_id=2#28310632)



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Date: July 12th, 2015 1:16 AM
Author: drunken theater

yeah I liked the one on the Iowa State Fair.

I'm just a fiction reader at heart. And I like work that takes risks and is hit or miss. I respect writers who experiment and fail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2153812&forum_id=2#28310655)



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Date: July 12th, 2015 1:18 AM
Author: Seedy thirsty psychic

Maybe I'm not. I switched to nonfiction. I like ideas more than people, I guess

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2153812&forum_id=2#28310664)



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Date: July 12th, 2015 1:19 AM
Author: drunken theater

fiction has bigger ideas though

Seriously, read "Lyndon." It's my favorite of all of DFW's stories. My Appearance if good too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2153812&forum_id=2#28310671)



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Date: July 12th, 2015 1:23 AM
Author: Seedy thirsty psychic

I used to think so, but I feel like the genre's been exhausted. Maybe I'm looking at it in too political a way, but I feel like all the interesting experimentation has been crowded out by SJW politics

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2153812&forum_id=2#28310709)



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Date: July 12th, 2015 1:26 AM
Author: Citrine Aggressive Jew Mood

The issue is excessive experimentation unbounded by standards.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2153812&forum_id=2#28310730)



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Date: July 12th, 2015 1:27 AM
Author: Seedy thirsty psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2153812&forum_id=2#28310734)



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Date: July 12th, 2015 1:07 AM
Author: internet-worthy tan wrinkle

DFW's goat work:

http://www.nytimes.com/2006/08/20/sports/playmagazine/20federer.html?pagewanted=all&_r=0

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2153812&forum_id=2#28310597)