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Date: May 5th, 2013 2:57 PM Author: Indecent property
1. Purchase a 16 kg kettlebell
2. do 10 minutes of swings and presses in your room every evening
3. that's it for now.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2247916&forum_id=2#23138548) |
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Date: May 6th, 2013 1:29 AM Author: Indecent property
you asking dumb questions was not part of my 3 step plan to help out your pathetic ass.
stick to the plan.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2247916&forum_id=2#23142504) |
Date: May 5th, 2013 2:59 PM Author: Twisted cumskin kitchen
10 sets of 10 lateral raises every morning. use a weight light enough that you can maintain perfect form until the last rep.
fast 2 days a week. eat nothing for 24 hours.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2247916&forum_id=2#23138560) |
Date: May 5th, 2013 3:53 PM Author: Misunderstood embarrassed to the bone party of the first part school
This shit ain't rocket science breh.
1. You probably eat like shit. Knock it off, fatty. Lean meat, veggies, fruits. All you fucking want. You don't have to be hungry, but no simple sugars, potatoes, pastas, or any shit like that should pass your lips. And take it easy on the booze, saddlebags.
2. Run three days a week. Just start with as much as you can do even if it's at a 10 min/mile pace. Work up til you can go for 4 miles or so. Then start alternating workouts w/ speed (400's, 800's) and middle distance. No need to go more than 4 or so miles at a time at this point.
3. Lift three days a week. Hit some bench, some OHP, some pullups, and some squats. After a few weeks work in some DL's.
That's it. No need to be a lazy, sloppy tub of shit bro.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2247916&forum_id=2#23138887) |
Date: May 5th, 2013 8:02 PM Author: slimy stage hissy fit
Lift weights to build muscle.
Muscle is metabolically active ALL THE TIME.
That means you will burn fat even while you're resting between workouts.
Do NOT fast. That will destroy your muscle.
Treadmill and cardio in general is a MARKETING gimmick to get MOAR people to buy gym memberships (and videos, in the old days), especially people who are intimidated by weightlifting, i.e., women.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2247916&forum_id=2#23140381) |
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Date: May 5th, 2013 8:05 PM Author: slimy stage hissy fit
I should add, I'm a former lazy whiny fatty.
ALSO, weightlifting --> testosterone boost --> MOAR energy --> better workouts....
It's a vicious UPWARD cycle.
Just don't overtrain... Gotta give your body time to recover and build DAT MUSCLE between workouts.
Good advice above on eating lean protein. (Chicken, turkey, beef - eye of round)
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2247916&forum_id=2#23140394) |
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