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ITT list the most worthless allies of the United States.

Allies so shitty we should just declare a nuclear attack on ...
odious lime mexican plaza
  05/28/13
if the US were to wipe israel from the planet, everyone exce...
Filthy Chad
  05/28/13
Israel's the only thing keeping the fucking Arabs in line.
odious lime mexican plaza
  05/28/13
arms sales and military support to oil sheiks are what keep ...
transparent adventurous center
  05/28/13
Those oil sheiks would've been overthrown long ago if they c...
odious lime mexican plaza
  05/28/13
read your first sentence. also, saudi arabia (sure we g...
curious quadroon trailer park
  05/28/13
1. ISRAEL 2. Pakistan 3. Turkey 4. Karzai's Afghanistan
Apoplectic hairraiser hall
  05/28/13
Pakistan's not really an ally. Agree on Afghanistan, but we...
odious lime mexican plaza
  05/28/13
turkey's actaully a pretty valuable ally. sure they denied ...
transparent adventurous center
  05/28/13
replace Turkey with Egypt and this list is cr
Alcoholic slippery personal credit line
  05/28/13
(muslim terrorist trash)
Passionate temple
  05/28/13
(JIDF Lieutenant Commander)
impressive pearly nursing home
  05/28/13
israel 1 and it isn't close
Bonkers Ticket Booth Degenerate
  05/28/13
(libtard)
odious lime mexican plaza
  05/28/13
(iq challenged shitcon)
Bonkers Ticket Booth Degenerate
  05/28/13
really? even a lot of conservatives i know feel like our al...
curious quadroon trailer park
  05/28/13
lol, the Israelis are the only real friends we have in the M...
odious lime mexican plaza
  05/28/13
hmmm, i don't live in that fantasy land.
curious quadroon trailer park
  05/28/13
No, you live in the religion of peace fantasyland.
odious lime mexican plaza
  05/28/13
The "necessary" part implies they're not useless.
Indigo Lascivious Laser Beams Wrinkle
  05/28/13
good point, i suppose it just sucks dick though because isra...
curious quadroon trailer park
  05/28/13
Pakistan is credited at this point. Under Musharraf, shit wa...
Twinkling Potus
  05/28/13
in what way could you really call them an 'ally' though? ...
transparent adventurous center
  05/28/13
every shitlib that lives in this country.
Garnet vibrant gaming laptop
  05/28/13
...
Buck-toothed dark old irish cottage
  05/28/13
he said worthless, not destructive
exhilarant swollen pit
  05/28/13
it's not that israel is worthless. they do a lot of r&d...
transparent adventurous center
  05/28/13
Israel has nothing in common with China. The Chinese would ...
odious lime mexican plaza
  05/28/13
most people hate israel b/c they're a bunch of kikes doing k...
transparent adventurous center
  05/28/13
lol at Arabs being innocent.
odious lime mexican plaza
  05/28/13
i'll grant you that. no one is arguing that israel doesn't k...
Passionate temple
  05/28/13
no "palestinian," whether muslim or christian, is ...
impressive pearly nursing home
  05/28/13
newborn palestinians are innocent. they usually turn pure ev...
Passionate temple
  05/28/13
jews: ethnocentrism for isreal! jews: diversity and multi...
irradiated address
  05/28/13
Diaspora Jews aren't the same as sabras.
odious lime mexican plaza
  05/28/13
they're the same
irradiated address
  05/28/13
No, bro, the soil of Eretz Israel gives Jews self-respect an...
odious lime mexican plaza
  05/28/13
bro, a soil does neither. the jews have plenty of identity. ...
irradiated address
  05/28/13
...
impressive pearly nursing home
  05/28/13
(OP clearly not a jew)
Blathering queen of the night locus
  05/28/13
anti-semites MAF that israel and u.s. share common enemies. ...
Mentally impaired gaped half-breed heaven
  05/28/13
lol, just lol at how we spend billions
Cracking orchestra pit trump supporter
  05/28/13
Lol at wasting $ giving aid to all these faggots
Narrow-minded Love Of Her Life
  05/28/13
thought this was gonna be like those pacific islands michael...
Floppy bisexual new version
  05/28/13
Michael Moore doesn't have to coordinate the fucking Navy.
odious lime mexican plaza
  05/28/13
Pakistan Israel South Korea
burgundy dog poop death wish
  05/28/13
israel kills muslim trash. if anyone here doesn't realize ho...
Passionate temple
  05/28/13
my favorite running jew gimmick is labeling anyone who doesn...
onyx bat shit crazy step-uncle's house
  05/28/13
You have to be a Jew-hater to oppose the alliance with Israe...
odious lime mexican plaza
  05/28/13
lol, cr.
Cracking orchestra pit trump supporter
  05/28/13
(muslim trash)
Passionate temple
  05/28/13
LOL at all the poasters who claim Israel is even a US ally. ...
Umber goal in life
  05/28/13
...
odious lime mexican plaza
  05/28/13
germany and france both lost dozens of dudes in afghanistan ...
spectacular brethren
  05/28/13
Guantanamo is a naval asset too. Fuck Germany and France,...
odious lime mexican plaza
  05/28/13
lollercausting HARD ITT
avocado abode
  05/31/23
Canada-bunch of woke dullards
Flickering travel guidebook resort
  05/31/23


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Date: May 28th, 2013 12:16 AM
Author: odious lime mexican plaza

Allies so shitty we should just declare a nuclear attack on them will be ignored.

1. South Korea (hottest Asian women, but still fucking racist dwarves)

2. Germany

3. The Philippines

4. France (nice job withdrawing from NATO when you were needed, joining up after you weren't).

5. Japan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2267209&forum_id=2#23282022)



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Date: May 28th, 2013 12:17 AM
Author: Filthy Chad

if the US were to wipe israel from the planet, everyone except some whiny american kikes would breathe a huge sigh of relief.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2267209&forum_id=2#23282041)



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Date: May 28th, 2013 12:18 AM
Author: odious lime mexican plaza

Israel's the only thing keeping the fucking Arabs in line.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2267209&forum_id=2#23282044)



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Date: May 28th, 2013 12:29 AM
Author: transparent adventurous center

arms sales and military support to oil sheiks are what keep the arab states in line.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2267209&forum_id=2#23282169)



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Date: May 28th, 2013 12:50 AM
Author: odious lime mexican plaza

Those oil sheiks would've been overthrown long ago if they couldn't whip their dumbs into a frenzy over the Jews.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2267209&forum_id=2#23282371)



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Date: May 28th, 2013 12:21 AM
Author: curious quadroon trailer park

read your first sentence.

also, saudi arabia (sure we get oil from them, but it's not like we get a discount vs. everyone else)? israel? pakistan?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2267209&forum_id=2#23282067)



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Date: May 28th, 2013 12:18 AM
Author: Apoplectic hairraiser hall

1. ISRAEL

2. Pakistan

3. Turkey

4. Karzai's Afghanistan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2267209&forum_id=2#23282047)



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Date: May 28th, 2013 12:19 AM
Author: odious lime mexican plaza

Pakistan's not really an ally. Agree on Afghanistan, but we're leaving anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2267209&forum_id=2#23282052)



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Date: May 28th, 2013 12:29 AM
Author: transparent adventurous center

turkey's actaully a pretty valuable ally. sure they denied us military access against iraq, but only because htey knew what a shitshow that was going to be in advance and wanted no part in it. shrewd move on their part.

really the one and only middle eastern country capable of projecting power outside of boarders (and i don't mean launching scud missiles).

provide potential military access in case of war with iran.

weak enough that we can still influence them a great deal through arms sales/etc.

one of the biggest islamic states, and our other islamic allies are fucking oil sheiks... i.e., they don't provide any benefit other than the oil they happen to sit on. good to have a decent islamic ally.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2267209&forum_id=2#23282159)



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Date: May 28th, 2013 12:51 AM
Author: Alcoholic slippery personal credit line

replace Turkey with Egypt and this list is cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2267209&forum_id=2#23282380)



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Date: May 28th, 2013 12:52 AM
Author: Passionate temple

(muslim terrorist trash)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2267209&forum_id=2#23282388)



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Date: May 28th, 2013 1:04 AM
Author: impressive pearly nursing home

(JIDF Lieutenant Commander)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2267209&forum_id=2#23282517)



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Date: May 28th, 2013 12:19 AM
Author: Bonkers Ticket Booth Degenerate

israel 1 and it isn't close

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2267209&forum_id=2#23282050)



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Date: May 28th, 2013 12:20 AM
Author: odious lime mexican plaza

(libtard)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2267209&forum_id=2#23282055)



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Date: May 28th, 2013 12:22 AM
Author: Bonkers Ticket Booth Degenerate

(iq challenged shitcon)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2267209&forum_id=2#23282072)



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Date: May 28th, 2013 12:23 AM
Author: curious quadroon trailer park

really? even a lot of conservatives i know feel like our alliance is a necessary evil where they pretty much suck down our resources.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2267209&forum_id=2#23282085)



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Date: May 28th, 2013 12:26 AM
Author: odious lime mexican plaza

lol, the Israelis are the only real friends we have in the Middle East. You must be living in a fantasy if you think Israel's the reason Arabs hate us. They've been attacking us since Tripoli.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2267209&forum_id=2#23282132)



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Date: May 28th, 2013 12:29 AM
Author: curious quadroon trailer park

hmmm, i don't live in that fantasy land.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2267209&forum_id=2#23282170)



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Date: May 28th, 2013 3:55 AM
Author: odious lime mexican plaza

No, you live in the religion of peace fantasyland.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2267209&forum_id=2#23283147)



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Date: May 28th, 2013 12:29 AM
Author: Indigo Lascivious Laser Beams Wrinkle

The "necessary" part implies they're not useless.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2267209&forum_id=2#23282164)



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Date: May 28th, 2013 12:30 AM
Author: curious quadroon trailer park

good point, i suppose it just sucks dick though because israel it seems leverages the shit out of their position. i guess most would though so i don't hold any ill will towards them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2267209&forum_id=2#23282182)



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Date: May 28th, 2013 12:20 AM
Author: Twinkling Potus

Pakistan is credited at this point. Under Musharraf, shit was different.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2267209&forum_id=2#23282056)



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Date: May 28th, 2013 12:33 AM
Author: transparent adventurous center

in what way could you really call them an 'ally' though?

i don't think either party claims to be an ally of the other.

indeed, we're much closer to going to war with pakistan than being an 'ally'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2267209&forum_id=2#23282207)



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Date: May 28th, 2013 12:22 AM
Author: Garnet vibrant gaming laptop

every shitlib that lives in this country.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2267209&forum_id=2#23282079)



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Date: May 28th, 2013 12:24 AM
Author: Buck-toothed dark old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2267209&forum_id=2#23282107)



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Date: May 28th, 2013 12:29 AM
Author: exhilarant swollen pit

he said worthless, not destructive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2267209&forum_id=2#23282157)



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Date: May 28th, 2013 12:24 AM
Author: transparent adventurous center

it's not that israel is worthless. they do a lot of r&d for us. or so the jewish media would have us believe...

who am i to doubt that though? they are some sharp mother fuckers.

the problem is when you look at in a cost benefit analysis.

we all know at the drop of a hat they'll ditch us for china. lousy kikes.

so, from a cost/benefit viewpoint our worst 'allies' are:

1. israel

2. south korea

3. japan

4. the bigger nato countries (we have less influence over them and they don't even really help us out that much).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2267209&forum_id=2#23282099)



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Date: May 28th, 2013 12:28 AM
Author: odious lime mexican plaza

Israel has nothing in common with China. The Chinese would gas the Jews without blinking an eye.

Shitlibs hate Israel because it's an outpost of Western civilization in hostile territory, because it proudly and openly claims ethnicity as a basis for nationhood, and because it unapologetically defends itself against barbarian attack.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2267209&forum_id=2#23282154)



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Date: May 28th, 2013 12:34 AM
Author: transparent adventurous center

most people hate israel b/c they're a bunch of kikes doing kikey thing to innocent people living in the desert.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2267209&forum_id=2#23282224)



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Date: May 28th, 2013 12:51 AM
Author: odious lime mexican plaza

lol at Arabs being innocent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2267209&forum_id=2#23282375)



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Date: May 28th, 2013 1:00 AM
Author: Passionate temple

i'll grant you that. no one is arguing that israel doesn't kill innocents. but be honest, a world without muslims is a better world, period.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2267209&forum_id=2#23282478)



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Date: May 28th, 2013 1:05 AM
Author: impressive pearly nursing home

no "palestinian," whether muslim or christian, is innocent

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2267209&forum_id=2#23282534)



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Date: May 28th, 2013 1:09 AM
Author: Passionate temple

newborn palestinians are innocent. they usually turn pure evil at around 3 weeks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2267209&forum_id=2#23282574)



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Date: May 28th, 2013 12:49 AM
Author: irradiated address

jews: ethnocentrism for isreal!

jews: diversity and multiculturalism for america!

*blank stare*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2267209&forum_id=2#23282362)



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Date: May 28th, 2013 12:51 AM
Author: odious lime mexican plaza

Diaspora Jews aren't the same as sabras.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2267209&forum_id=2#23282382)



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Date: May 28th, 2013 12:52 AM
Author: irradiated address

they're the same

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2267209&forum_id=2#23282397)



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Date: May 28th, 2013 1:05 AM
Author: odious lime mexican plaza

No, bro, the soil of Eretz Israel gives Jews self-respect and a sense of identity. You should be encouraging aliyah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2267209&forum_id=2#23282530)



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Date: May 28th, 2013 6:26 PM
Author: irradiated address

bro, a soil does neither. the jews have plenty of identity. you should be encouraging diversity in isreal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2267209&forum_id=2#23286413)



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Date: May 28th, 2013 1:06 AM
Author: impressive pearly nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2267209&forum_id=2#23282542)



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Date: May 28th, 2013 12:34 AM
Author: Blathering queen of the night locus

(OP clearly not a jew)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2267209&forum_id=2#23282219)



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Date: May 28th, 2013 12:49 AM
Author: Mentally impaired gaped half-breed heaven

anti-semites MAF that israel and u.s. share common enemies.

look at the list of top u.s. foreign aid. israel is probably the only one with legitimate common interests. some of the others openly attempt to fuck us over like egypt and pakistan (not to mention iraq and afghanistan or congo, hati, WestBank/Gaza, etc.)

Afghanistan 12,924.40 2,659.00 10,265.40

Israel 3,026.40 31.30 2,995.10 404.97

Iraq 2,147.60 1,183.90 963.70 70.65

Pakistan 1,700.10 1,026.90 673.20 9.07

Egypt 1,471.20 172.50 1,298.70 17.92

Haiti 1,263.40 1,261.50 1.90 129.98

Kenya 1,032.10 1,029.50 2.60 24.61

Jordan 850.80 531.60 319.20 130.73

South Africa 757.00 755.30 1.70 15.45

Philippines 610.80 584.50 26.30 6.00

Ethiopia 607.00 606.30 0.70 6.85

Tanzania 560.10 559.20 1.00 12.29

Sudan 534.70 534.70 0.00 15.93

Nigeria 530.10 519.20 10.90 3.20

Uganda 469.90 469.00 0.90 14.43

West Bank/Gaza 463.60 463.60 109.71

Colombia 436.00 276.00 160.00 9.75

Congo (Kinshasa

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2267209&forum_id=2#23282357)



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Date: May 28th, 2013 12:57 AM
Author: Cracking orchestra pit trump supporter

lol, just lol at how we spend billions

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2267209&forum_id=2#23282451)



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Date: May 28th, 2013 3:08 AM
Author: Narrow-minded Love Of Her Life

Lol at wasting $ giving aid to all these faggots

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2267209&forum_id=2#23283086)



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Date: May 28th, 2013 12:50 AM
Author: Floppy bisexual new version

thought this was gonna be like those pacific islands michael moore used to make fun of, like tuvalu and vanuatu

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2267209&forum_id=2#23282370)



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Date: May 28th, 2013 12:52 AM
Author: odious lime mexican plaza

Michael Moore doesn't have to coordinate the fucking Navy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2267209&forum_id=2#23282395)



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Date: May 28th, 2013 12:51 AM
Author: burgundy dog poop death wish

Pakistan

Israel

South Korea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2267209&forum_id=2#23282379)



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Date: May 28th, 2013 12:51 AM
Author: Passionate temple

israel kills muslim trash. if anyone here doesn't realize how useful this is, you're a fucking trash muslim sympathizer. these people want to kill us. it's awesome when they get killed, therefore: q.e.d. faggots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2267209&forum_id=2#23282383)



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Date: May 28th, 2013 12:52 AM
Author: onyx bat shit crazy step-uncle's house

my favorite running jew gimmick is labeling anyone who doesn't support the alliance with israel an anti-semite

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2267209&forum_id=2#23282394)



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Date: May 28th, 2013 12:53 AM
Author: odious lime mexican plaza

You have to be a Jew-hater to oppose the alliance with Israel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2267209&forum_id=2#23282403)



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Date: May 28th, 2013 12:58 AM
Author: Cracking orchestra pit trump supporter

lol, cr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2267209&forum_id=2#23282459)



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Date: May 28th, 2013 12:59 AM
Author: Passionate temple

(muslim trash)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2267209&forum_id=2#23282466)



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Date: May 28th, 2013 2:57 AM
Author: Umber goal in life

LOL at all the poasters who claim Israel is even a US ally. We have no treaty with Israel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2267209&forum_id=2#23283064)



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Date: May 28th, 2013 3:57 AM
Author: odious lime mexican plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2267209&forum_id=2#23283148)



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Date: May 28th, 2013 3:04 AM
Author: spectacular brethren

germany and france both lost dozens of dudes in afghanistan for us. the philippines is basically a naval asset even without subic or clark.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2267209&forum_id=2#23283079)



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Date: May 28th, 2013 4:03 AM
Author: odious lime mexican plaza

Guantanamo is a naval asset too.

Fuck Germany and France, they busted our nut over Iraq.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2267209&forum_id=2#23283149)



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Date: May 31st, 2023 12:09 AM
Author: avocado abode

lollercausting HARD ITT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2267209&forum_id=2#46373891)



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Date: May 31st, 2023 12:14 AM
Author: Flickering travel guidebook resort

Canada-bunch of woke dullards



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2267209&forum_id=2#46373905)