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Mormon Junior Associate ABSOLUTELY KILLING IT At My Firm

He has brought in business from multiple F500 companies. Al...
stimulating hospital mad cow disease
  05/29/13
& jews, of course, though that is more competitive. L...
Mewling Sticky Public Bath Athletic Conference
  05/29/13
that bad in the US?
crusty titillating wagecucks office
  05/29/13
does he have a beautiful stay at home wife? how old is he?
slate water buffalo
  05/29/13
Does he have more than one stay at home wife???
Citrine theatre
  05/29/13
that's not common among modern mormons. but over the years,...
slate water buffalo
  05/29/13
Every mormon has a hot, young wife. It's insane. I wonder if...
bearded idiot point
  05/29/13
BYU is insane man - even the nerdiest most aspie faggots get...
Chestnut hairraiser coldplay fan
  05/29/13
virgin atheists FUMING MAD, heating up their basements
Sepia partner
  05/29/13
I call flame...flame greater than HBS flame even!
opaque concupiscible crackhouse
  05/30/13
It's not flame, but it's not 180 like it's being made out to...
Self-centered party of the first part address
  05/30/13
You think so? Prudish like Catholic girls maybe!
opaque concupiscible crackhouse
  05/30/13
Yes, he does. She's mid 20s. Tall and blonde. I sat with...
stimulating hospital mad cow disease
  05/29/13
any kids yet?
slate water buffalo
  05/29/13
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stimulating hospital mad cow disease
  05/29/13
What kind of leverage can an associate like that exercise? ...
Crystalline Death Wish Institution
  05/29/13
Not really. there are always some old as fuck partners who ...
Mewling Sticky Public Bath Athletic Conference
  05/29/13
I like Mormons way better than Jews. Jews are so yucky
Sadistic incel abode
  05/29/13
Agreed.
stimulating hospital mad cow disease
  05/29/13
mormons are nicer only in that they look as "outsiders&...
Chestnut hairraiser coldplay fan
  05/29/13
I'd take "join my club man" over "were better...
Sadistic incel abode
  05/29/13
which sounds like the sort of club that the kind of people t...
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opaque concupiscible crackhouse
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!!!
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cr. the mormons ive known have always been warm and kind. ba...
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i've only really met mormons in the past 5 years or so and t...
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  05/29/13
(Gay guy.)
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  05/29/13
i wonder if we know the same bro.
Chestnut hairraiser coldplay fan
  05/29/13
His first initial is P. What about you?
stimulating hospital mad cow disease
  05/29/13
nope, M
Chestnut hairraiser coldplay fan
  05/29/13
OUTTED
Swashbuckling boltzmann
  05/29/13
settle down
Chestnut hairraiser coldplay fan
  05/29/13
don't talk down to me bro
Swashbuckling boltzmann
  05/29/13
we coo
Chestnut hairraiser coldplay fan
  05/29/13
we good
Swashbuckling boltzmann
  05/29/13
Last initial d?
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  05/29/13
Is his last initial also P? I know a Mormon junior associate...
crawly cowardly stage
  05/29/13
Does he work from home and post regularly
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  05/29/13
I think I know the same person. Does he own a robe?
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  05/29/13
in on BMC
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  05/29/13
Yeah mormon connections can be powerful. They are like a com...
Self-centered party of the first part address
  05/30/13
So would you fuck his wife if presented the opportunity?
Fear-inspiring irradiated yarmulke
  05/30/13
LJL @ thought that faithful Mormon CGWBT would ever cheat
opaque concupiscible crackhouse
  05/30/13
She'd be too hopped up on anti-depressants to even broach th...
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LJL @ thought that Mormon CGWBTs could be anything but supre...
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Date: May 29th, 2013 1:35 PM
Author: stimulating hospital mad cow disease

He has brought in business from multiple F500 companies. All the work is via Mormon connections. This shit is ridiculous. Mormonism is really the best religion for business development.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268441&forum_id=2#23291736)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 1:39 PM
Author: Mewling Sticky Public Bath Athletic Conference

& jews, of course, though that is more competitive.

LOL @ WASPs and Catholics.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268441&forum_id=2#23291760)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 1:41 PM
Author: crusty titillating wagecucks office

that bad in the US?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268441&forum_id=2#23291769)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 1:40 PM
Author: slate water buffalo

does he have a beautiful stay at home wife? how old is he?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268441&forum_id=2#23291764)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 1:41 PM
Author: Citrine theatre

Does he have more than one stay at home wife???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268441&forum_id=2#23291768)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 1:42 PM
Author: slate water buffalo

that's not common among modern mormons. but over the years, i've met a huge number of very successful mormon bros and they all have hot wives. they also start families way earlier than other people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268441&forum_id=2#23291774)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 3:23 PM
Author: bearded idiot point

Every mormon has a hot, young wife. It's insane. I wonder if the successful ones just get the pick of the litter, or if all the girls are this hot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268441&forum_id=2#23292402)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 3:29 PM
Author: Chestnut hairraiser coldplay fan

BYU is insane man - even the nerdiest most aspie faggots get setup with good looking mormon girls and are married up at 21.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268441&forum_id=2#23292460)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 3:32 PM
Author: Sepia partner

virgin atheists FUMING MAD, heating up their basements

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268441&forum_id=2#23292498)



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Date: May 30th, 2013 10:35 AM
Author: opaque concupiscible crackhouse

I call flame...flame greater than HBS flame even!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268441&forum_id=2#23297812)



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Date: May 30th, 2013 10:37 AM
Author: Self-centered party of the first part address

It's not flame, but it's not 180 like it's being made out to be. Oh wow, passably good looking girls, except that they're prude and weird due to their strange, cultish religion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268441&forum_id=2#23297826)



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Date: May 30th, 2013 10:49 AM
Author: opaque concupiscible crackhouse

You think so? Prudish like Catholic girls maybe!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268441&forum_id=2#23297874)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 1:45 PM
Author: stimulating hospital mad cow disease

Yes, he does.

She's mid 20s. Tall and blonde. I sat with them at the firm's holiday dinner. Very polite and soft spoken.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268441&forum_id=2#23291787)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 1:46 PM
Author: slate water buffalo

any kids yet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268441&forum_id=2#23291793)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 1:49 PM
Author: stimulating hospital mad cow disease

2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268441&forum_id=2#23291812)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 1:38 PM
Author: Crystalline Death Wish Institution

What kind of leverage can an associate like that exercise?

Could he demand and get partnership after like only 4 years?

Can he bill 1200 hours a year and tell the firm to stuff it if they don't like it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268441&forum_id=2#23291759)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 1:40 PM
Author: Mewling Sticky Public Bath Athletic Conference

Not really. there are always some old as fuck partners who will refuse to change the system, and he needs some firm somewhere to prop him up.

Hopefully the firm isn't lockstep partnership comp, though, otherwise he's going to need to leave eventually anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268441&forum_id=2#23291763)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 1:44 PM
Author: Sadistic incel abode

I like Mormons way better than Jews. Jews are so yucky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268441&forum_id=2#23291779)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 1:46 PM
Author: stimulating hospital mad cow disease

Agreed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268441&forum_id=2#23291788)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 1:46 PM
Author: Chestnut hairraiser coldplay fan

mormons are nicer only in that they look as "outsiders" as potential converts and thus not as separate from them as jews look at non jews.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268441&forum_id=2#23291790)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 4:22 PM
Author: Sadistic incel abode

I'd take "join my club man" over "were better and you can't come in" any day. Which one sounds more grown up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268441&forum_id=2#23292855)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 8:10 PM
Author: puce famous landscape painting center

which sounds like the sort of club that the kind of people that post on this board would want to be in more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268441&forum_id=2#23294325)



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Date: May 30th, 2013 10:37 AM
Author: opaque concupiscible crackhouse

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268441&forum_id=2#23297827)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 1:47 PM
Author: big glassy tattoo love of her life

!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268441&forum_id=2#23291801)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 1:51 PM
Author: Cyan chest-beating juggernaut parlour

cr. the mormons ive known have always been warm and kind. basically opposite of jews

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268441&forum_id=2#23291823)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 4:19 PM
Author: Electric Maroon Sanctuary Regret

i've only really met mormons in the past 5 years or so and they're all credited bros. i used to think that they were being fake nice but i think it's actually all genuine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268441&forum_id=2#23292844)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 7:12 PM
Author: Contagious foreskin set

(Gay guy.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268441&forum_id=2#23293992)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 1:45 PM
Author: Chestnut hairraiser coldplay fan

i wonder if we know the same bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268441&forum_id=2#23291784)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 1:47 PM
Author: stimulating hospital mad cow disease

His first initial is P. What about you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268441&forum_id=2#23291795)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 1:47 PM
Author: Chestnut hairraiser coldplay fan

nope, M

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268441&forum_id=2#23291800)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 1:49 PM
Author: Swashbuckling boltzmann

OUTTED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268441&forum_id=2#23291811)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 1:49 PM
Author: Chestnut hairraiser coldplay fan

settle down

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268441&forum_id=2#23291814)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 1:50 PM
Author: Swashbuckling boltzmann

don't talk down to me bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268441&forum_id=2#23291818)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 1:51 PM
Author: Chestnut hairraiser coldplay fan

we coo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268441&forum_id=2#23291825)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 1:53 PM
Author: Swashbuckling boltzmann

we good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268441&forum_id=2#23291831)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 3:21 PM
Author: Hilarious flesh stock car

Last initial d?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268441&forum_id=2#23292382)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 3:25 PM
Author: crawly cowardly stage

Is his last initial also P? I know a Mormon junior associate PP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268441&forum_id=2#23292423)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 3:40 PM
Author: at-the-ready mustard mental disorder

Does he work from home and post regularly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268441&forum_id=2#23292577)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 4:21 PM
Author: coiffed sienna codepig chapel

I think I know the same person. Does he own a robe?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268441&forum_id=2#23292854)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 7:13 PM
Author: submissive ebony plaza digit ratio

in on BMC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268441&forum_id=2#23293999)



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Date: May 30th, 2013 10:33 AM
Author: Self-centered party of the first part address

Yeah mormon connections can be powerful. They are like a combination of the clannish, hook-each-other-up aspect of jews, and the uptight, lily-white cold humorlessness of wasps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268441&forum_id=2#23297808)



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Date: May 30th, 2013 10:35 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring irradiated yarmulke

So would you fuck his wife if presented the opportunity?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268441&forum_id=2#23297814)



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Date: May 30th, 2013 10:38 AM
Author: opaque concupiscible crackhouse

LJL @ thought that faithful Mormon CGWBT would ever cheat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268441&forum_id=2#23297830)



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Date: May 30th, 2013 10:47 AM
Author: Razzle massive meetinghouse mother

She'd be too hopped up on anti-depressants to even broach the subject coherently.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268441&forum_id=2#23297863)



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Date: May 30th, 2013 10:50 AM
Author: opaque concupiscible crackhouse

LJL @ thought that Mormon CGWBTs could be anything but supremely happy due to their 180 godly lifestyle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268441&forum_id=2#23297879)