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Hired an unpaid intern today, taking questions.

She starts Monday.
Peach Rambunctious Twinkling Uncleanness Scourge Upon The Earth
  05/31/13
Rate?
Talking Cordovan Brunch Wrinkle
  05/31/13
$0/hour
Peach Rambunctious Twinkling Uncleanness Scourge Upon The Earth
  05/31/13
lol seriously though, rate her out of 10?
Talking Cordovan Brunch Wrinkle
  05/31/13
7. Bangable, but no Miss Universe.
Peach Rambunctious Twinkling Uncleanness Scourge Upon The Earth
  05/31/13
You gonna bend her over her desk? Or uh, more likely your de...
Talking Cordovan Brunch Wrinkle
  05/31/13
We'll see.
Peach Rambunctious Twinkling Uncleanness Scourge Upon The Earth
  05/31/13
DESCRIBE cans and panties
Dashing Space
  05/31/13
Guessing she's a C cup. Nice long legs, decent ass.
Peach Rambunctious Twinkling Uncleanness Scourge Upon The Earth
  05/31/13
did this factor into your decision? probably would mine
Dashing Space
  05/31/13
...
razzmatazz telephone legal warrant
  05/31/13
She's dumb as bricks, but so were the other applicants. Tit...
Peach Rambunctious Twinkling Uncleanness Scourge Upon The Earth
  05/31/13
field?
Dashing Space
  05/31/13
American Studies
Peach Rambunctious Twinkling Uncleanness Scourge Upon The Earth
  05/31/13
?
Dashing Space
  06/01/13
"Students learn to think and write critically, to condu...
Peach Rambunctious Twinkling Uncleanness Scourge Upon The Earth
  06/01/13
thought this was some sort of law gig
Dashing Space
  06/01/13
It's for college graduates interested in law school.
Peach Rambunctious Twinkling Uncleanness Scourge Upon The Earth
  06/01/13
getting paid zero is good prep yeah
Vibrant thirsty marketing idea son of senegal
  06/01/13
One of our associates gives LSAT advice to promising interns...
Peach Rambunctious Twinkling Uncleanness Scourge Upon The Earth
  06/01/13
so you're encouraging kids to go to law school in fucking 20...
indigo buck-toothed orchestra pit sneaky criminal
  06/01/13
We're equipping those students who are already interested wi...
Peach Rambunctious Twinkling Uncleanness Scourge Upon The Earth
  06/01/13
190
Big university
  06/01/13
ljl
irradiated irate range
  06/01/13
are you looking forward to burning in hell?
Ruddy floppy sandwich
  05/31/13
Can't wait.
Peach Rambunctious Twinkling Uncleanness Scourge Upon The Earth
  05/31/13
(scientologist) http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_...
Concupiscible puppy trailer park
  06/01/13
You suck bro
razzmatazz telephone legal warrant
  05/31/13
no u suck
Peach Rambunctious Twinkling Uncleanness Scourge Upon The Earth
  05/31/13
Retards who do these jobs deserve what they get
Well-lubricated place of business house
  05/31/13
...
Peach Rambunctious Twinkling Uncleanness Scourge Upon The Earth
  05/31/13
Seems cr.
self-centered fuchsia market circlehead
  06/01/13
(house millennial)
aromatic address windowlicker
  06/01/13
(poor shithead)
Seedy Center
  05/31/13
hey man I hope this turns out poorly for you
drab swollen reading party
  05/31/13
explain what if an organization legitimately can't afford...
vigorous lime dingle berry bawdyhouse
  05/31/13
The experience is garbage and not the point of interning. Th...
razzmatazz telephone legal warrant
  05/31/13
CR please change title to volunteer or servant boy
drab swollen reading party
  05/31/13
Whiny millennials cry about not having sufficient work exper...
Peach Rambunctious Twinkling Uncleanness Scourge Upon The Earth
  05/31/13
lol if it's actual work experience, you should pay the perso...
razzmatazz telephone legal warrant
  05/31/13
LOL, it takes more than a couple of weeks to train the shits...
Peach Rambunctious Twinkling Uncleanness Scourge Upon The Earth
  05/31/13
you're hiring a dumb to basically be a secretary. you don't ...
brindle doctorate
  06/01/13
No, I'm saying that IF we were paying for it, we sure as fuc...
Peach Rambunctious Twinkling Uncleanness Scourge Upon The Earth
  06/01/13
twist: no.
indigo buck-toothed orchestra pit sneaky criminal
  05/31/13
http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270317&mc=10&am...
Peach Rambunctious Twinkling Uncleanness Scourge Upon The Earth
  06/01/13
That's completely false for good internships (but those are ...
Seedy Center
  06/01/13
no. if you legitimately can't afford to pay someone 7.15/hou...
drab swollen reading party
  05/31/13
Why should we pay a novice for on the job training? We've a...
Peach Rambunctious Twinkling Uncleanness Scourge Upon The Earth
  05/31/13
"Why should we pay a novice for on the job training? &q...
Beady-eyed area
  05/31/13
...
multi-colored hyperactive dragon
  06/01/13
Why so Schadenfreude?
Peach Rambunctious Twinkling Uncleanness Scourge Upon The Earth
  05/31/13
are you a devil, that wears Prada?
aquamarine adventurous ratface
  05/31/13
...
Galvanic bossy locus tank
  06/01/13
"He's doing this girl a favor!" (boomer)
Ruddy floppy sandwich
  05/31/13
We are. She's getting legitimate office work experience. D...
Peach Rambunctious Twinkling Uncleanness Scourge Upon The Earth
  05/31/13
can't you throw the girl a $10/hr bone? would that really hu...
costumed parlor
  05/31/13
We're a business, not a charity. For $10/hour, I could get ...
Peach Rambunctious Twinkling Uncleanness Scourge Upon The Earth
  06/01/13
so what benefit is she getting, exactly?
costumed parlor
  06/01/13
Experience and mentoring.
Peach Rambunctious Twinkling Uncleanness Scourge Upon The Earth
  06/01/13
*sentences a millennial to 5 years in jail* "you'll ...
indigo buck-toothed orchestra pit sneaky criminal
  06/01/13
Work-release prisoners probably have less of an entitlement ...
Peach Rambunctious Twinkling Uncleanness Scourge Upon The Earth
  06/01/13
What does it take for an intern to be "qualified" ...
aphrodisiac effete preventive strike
  06/01/13
Need to be someone we think is worth introducing to other la...
Peach Rambunctious Twinkling Uncleanness Scourge Upon The Earth
  06/01/13
Can I come?
aphrodisiac effete preventive strike
  06/01/13
I don't know, can you?
Peach Rambunctious Twinkling Uncleanness Scourge Upon The Earth
  06/01/13
EAT A DICK
aphrodisiac effete preventive strike
  06/01/13
your trash, worse than boomers
Ruddy floppy sandwich
  05/31/13
Other office jobs pay too. If millennials had any self respe...
Well-lubricated place of business house
  05/31/13
How can I get one?
lascivious soggy box office degenerate
  05/31/13
"SHE should be paying YOU!" (shitboomer)
Ruddy floppy sandwich
  05/31/13
whats this softbatch "she should be paid SOMETHING"...
Dashing Space
  06/01/13
lol as if boomer destruction of the economy and society didn...
indigo buck-toothed orchestra pit sneaky criminal
  06/01/13
nothing is stopping this bitch from getting a paying job at ...
Dashing Space
  06/01/13
non-responsive.
indigo buck-toothed orchestra pit sneaky criminal
  06/01/13
she's not forced into anything as i just pointed out that if...
Dashing Space
  06/01/13
(guy who can't read or think too good)
indigo buck-toothed orchestra pit sneaky criminal
  06/01/13
you won't give her either
Heady selfie community account
  06/01/13
im not op just dont see why everyone is getting so soft a...
Dashing Space
  06/01/13
soft = wanting 1/10th of what boomers got for people with qu...
indigo buck-toothed orchestra pit sneaky criminal
  06/01/13
you arent entitled to anything, sorry
Dashing Space
  06/01/13
(boomer snatching money from granddaughter's purse to order ...
indigo buck-toothed orchestra pit sneaky criminal
  06/01/13
(millenial stealing money from stepdad's wallet to go to the...
Dashing Space
  06/01/13
millennials don't pay $$ just to watch a movie. jfc how old ...
indigo buck-toothed orchestra pit sneaky criminal
  06/01/13
Millennials don't $$ for anything. They fecklessly borrow f...
Peach Rambunctious Twinkling Uncleanness Scourge Upon The Earth
  06/01/13
oh right they pirate it "because the greedy corporate s...
Dashing Space
  06/01/13
boomers and corporations just get Congress to take people's ...
indigo buck-toothed orchestra pit sneaky criminal
  06/01/13
They already PAID IN. Thats what you millennials dont get. y...
Ruddy floppy sandwich
  06/01/13
...
indigo buck-toothed orchestra pit sneaky criminal
  06/01/13
Hey shitboomer: you took all the money that the millenials w...
Charismatic senate
  06/01/13
he's being sarcastic bro
indigo buck-toothed orchestra pit sneaky criminal
  06/01/13
I hate boomers.
Charismatic senate
  06/01/13
good
Ruddy floppy sandwich
  06/01/13
While not at all factoring in the ridiculous inflation in qu...
Peach Rambunctious Twinkling Uncleanness Scourge Upon The Earth
  06/01/13
grades =/= qualifications
indigo buck-toothed orchestra pit sneaky criminal
  06/01/13
Oh please enlighten me on these "qualifications" t...
Peach Rambunctious Twinkling Uncleanness Scourge Upon The Earth
  06/01/13
50 years ago you didn't need perfect test scores, 6 AP class...
indigo buck-toothed orchestra pit sneaky criminal
  06/01/13
50 years ago: Tests: weren't "re-centered" to d...
Peach Rambunctious Twinkling Uncleanness Scourge Upon The Earth
  06/01/13
lolol. you literally couldn't be more full of shit. 90% of b...
indigo buck-toothed orchestra pit sneaky criminal
  06/01/13
Millennials are good at making impressive resumes. I read p...
Peach Rambunctious Twinkling Uncleanness Scourge Upon The Earth
  06/01/13
millennials have higher IQs than boomers
Ruddy floppy sandwich
  06/01/13
Boomers are more accomplished. Sorry, bro.
Peach Rambunctious Twinkling Uncleanness Scourge Upon The Earth
  06/01/13
(Actual retard)
exciting bat shit crazy temple tattoo
  06/01/13
(Guy running shitty boomer flame)
Galvanic bossy locus tank
  06/01/13
...
boyish sexy garrison
  06/01/13
probly some gen x'er sucking boomer cock to get a promotion.
indigo buck-toothed orchestra pit sneaky criminal
  06/01/13
Fuck you. My colleagues respect me because I work hard, som...
Peach Rambunctious Twinkling Uncleanness Scourge Upon The Earth
  06/01/13
you mean you work hard boomer cock over with your tongue on ...
indigo buck-toothed orchestra pit sneaky criminal
  06/01/13
No, I mean I get the results our clients want while making m...
Peach Rambunctious Twinkling Uncleanness Scourge Upon The Earth
  06/01/13
wtf is wrong with you, tl;dr
indigo buck-toothed orchestra pit sneaky criminal
  06/01/13
tl;dr is exactly what I don't want in a worker, hth.
Peach Rambunctious Twinkling Uncleanness Scourge Upon The Earth
  06/01/13
maybe you'd get better people if you paid them, dumbass.
indigo buck-toothed orchestra pit sneaky criminal
  06/01/13
We already have enough paid employees. Don't actually need ...
Peach Rambunctious Twinkling Uncleanness Scourge Upon The Earth
  06/01/13
(unemployed xo poster)
indigo buck-toothed orchestra pit sneaky criminal
  06/01/13
Keep telling yourself that, champ. Everyone who disagrees w...
Peach Rambunctious Twinkling Uncleanness Scourge Upon The Earth
  06/01/13
"Because you've gone through life collecting awards and...
Dashing Space
  06/01/13
are you on adderall right now? this flame is fucking bri...
boyish sexy garrison
  06/01/13
if the millenials have such awful work ethic why would you w...
bespoke titillating institution
  06/01/13
We like investing in our community. Specifically, the found...
Peach Rambunctious Twinkling Uncleanness Scourge Upon The Earth
  06/01/13
oh i thought you werent a charity, my bad
bespoke titillating institution
  06/01/13
We're not going to dump hard-earned profits teaching a colle...
Peach Rambunctious Twinkling Uncleanness Scourge Upon The Earth
  06/01/13
then either don't have them around or employ them legally.
bespoke titillating institution
  06/01/13
Don't tell me how to run my firm. I wouldn't take your advi...
Peach Rambunctious Twinkling Uncleanness Scourge Upon The Earth
  06/01/13
yeah you guys must be doing great since you have to scrounge...
bespoke titillating institution
  06/01/13
My cut was $350 K last year. I'm not complaining.
Peach Rambunctious Twinkling Uncleanness Scourge Upon The Earth
  06/01/13
you've been doing nothing but
bespoke titillating institution
  06/01/13
I haven't complained about my salary at all. Shitty reading...
Peach Rambunctious Twinkling Uncleanness Scourge Upon The Earth
  06/01/13
i didn't say you were complaining about your salary. nor did...
bespoke titillating institution
  06/01/13
Whatever. I'm not being paid to fix the bugs in your shitty...
Peach Rambunctious Twinkling Uncleanness Scourge Upon The Earth
  06/01/13
"Specifically, the founding partner likes it." It...
Seedy Center
  06/01/13
I'm one of the partners.
Peach Rambunctious Twinkling Uncleanness Scourge Upon The Earth
  06/01/13
Right, a junior partner. It's not your firm, champ.
Seedy Center
  06/01/13
We don't do that gay junior/senior partner thing. Our firm'...
Peach Rambunctious Twinkling Uncleanness Scourge Upon The Earth
  06/01/13
You do it informally by deferring to the founding partner's ...
Seedy Center
  06/01/13
No deferring on my part. I happen to think it's a good idea....
Peach Rambunctious Twinkling Uncleanness Scourge Upon The Earth
  06/01/13
suuuuure
Seedy Center
  06/01/13
I hope you get cancer.
wild business firm
  06/01/13
Where did you recruit?
chestnut startling school
  06/01/13
She will probably steal from you and justify it (in her mind...
aphrodisiac effete preventive strike
  06/01/13
She will be right
At-the-ready Step-uncle's House
  06/01/13
Entitled millennials wondering why no one hires them. &qu...
Peach Rambunctious Twinkling Uncleanness Scourge Upon The Earth
  06/01/13
Is this a summer internship or is she a graduate?
Overrated big-titted property
  06/01/13
Graduate.
Peach Rambunctious Twinkling Uncleanness Scourge Upon The Earth
  06/01/13
what are some valuable skills she will acquire from this pos...
underhanded genital piercing
  06/01/13
Insight into how a law firm really runs. It's a competiti...
Peach Rambunctious Twinkling Uncleanness Scourge Upon The Earth
  06/01/13
this is refined flame. good work.
boyish sexy garrison
  06/01/13
I literally lolled
aromatic address windowlicker
  06/01/13
pics or stfu
irradiated irate range
  06/01/13
ITT: entitled little faggots whining because someone volunta...
Dashing Space
  06/01/13
newsflash: a paid internship now means the INTERN pays
irradiated irate range
  06/01/13
you're entitled to payment for an internship because that's ...
Seedy Center
  06/01/13
titcr. also, what boomers call an internship is what used to...
indigo buck-toothed orchestra pit sneaky criminal
  06/01/13
cr, giving a student 8 weeks of low expectation experience i...
sienna knife digit ratio
  06/01/13
(not a lawyer)
Nighttime Territorial Keepsake Machete Pocket Flask
  06/01/13
If the slave REALLY wanted to escape, he would
sinister indian lodge private investor
  06/01/13
Cool, now tell us how this is like the Holocaust too.
Peach Rambunctious Twinkling Uncleanness Scourge Upon The Earth
  06/01/13
(Boomer boot licker)
sinister indian lodge private investor
  06/01/13
anyone else suspect this is elaborate and very successful fl...
multi-colored hyperactive dragon
  06/01/13
ofc, nobody on xo is in a position to "hire" anyon...
indigo buck-toothed orchestra pit sneaky criminal
  06/01/13
Of course. This is the same guy arguing that presidential as...
Seedy Center
  06/01/13
actually, im beginning to
Dashing Space
  06/01/13
unpaid internships are against the law
Naked Racy Giraffe
  06/01/13
(not a lawyer)
Nighttime Territorial Keepsake Machete Pocket Flask
  06/01/13
unpaid jerb creators are the fabric of our country
sienna knife digit ratio
  06/01/13
Pics of her box?
exciting bat shit crazy temple tattoo
  06/01/13
Flawless flame.
insecure shivering depressive
  06/01/13


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Date: May 31st, 2013 11:32 PM
Author: Peach Rambunctious Twinkling Uncleanness Scourge Upon The Earth

She starts Monday.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23308449)



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Date: May 31st, 2013 11:33 PM
Author: Talking Cordovan Brunch Wrinkle

Rate?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23308452)



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Date: May 31st, 2013 11:34 PM
Author: Peach Rambunctious Twinkling Uncleanness Scourge Upon The Earth

$0/hour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23308464)



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Date: May 31st, 2013 11:35 PM
Author: Talking Cordovan Brunch Wrinkle

lol

seriously though, rate her out of 10?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23308474)



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Date: May 31st, 2013 11:36 PM
Author: Peach Rambunctious Twinkling Uncleanness Scourge Upon The Earth

7. Bangable, but no Miss Universe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23308481)



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Date: May 31st, 2013 11:36 PM
Author: Talking Cordovan Brunch Wrinkle

You gonna bend her over her desk? Or uh, more likely your desk?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23308486)



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Date: May 31st, 2013 11:37 PM
Author: Peach Rambunctious Twinkling Uncleanness Scourge Upon The Earth

We'll see.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23308495)



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Date: May 31st, 2013 11:33 PM
Author: Dashing Space

DESCRIBE cans and panties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23308461)



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Date: May 31st, 2013 11:34 PM
Author: Peach Rambunctious Twinkling Uncleanness Scourge Upon The Earth

Guessing she's a C cup. Nice long legs, decent ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23308469)



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Date: May 31st, 2013 11:35 PM
Author: Dashing Space

did this factor into your decision? probably would mine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23308473)



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Date: May 31st, 2013 11:36 PM
Author: razzmatazz telephone legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23308487)



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Date: May 31st, 2013 11:37 PM
Author: Peach Rambunctious Twinkling Uncleanness Scourge Upon The Earth

She's dumb as bricks, but so were the other applicants. Tits gave her an edge.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23308491)



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Date: May 31st, 2013 11:38 PM
Author: Dashing Space

field?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23308508)



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Date: May 31st, 2013 11:40 PM
Author: Peach Rambunctious Twinkling Uncleanness Scourge Upon The Earth

American Studies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23308523)



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Date: June 1st, 2013 12:56 AM
Author: Dashing Space

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23308969)



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Date: June 1st, 2013 12:58 AM
Author: Peach Rambunctious Twinkling Uncleanness Scourge Upon The Earth

"Students learn to think and write critically, to conduct research, and to appreciate the changing and diverse nature of American life."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23308982)



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Date: June 1st, 2013 12:58 AM
Author: Dashing Space

thought this was some sort of law gig

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23308986)



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Date: June 1st, 2013 1:01 AM
Author: Peach Rambunctious Twinkling Uncleanness Scourge Upon The Earth

It's for college graduates interested in law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23308997)



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Date: June 1st, 2013 1:02 AM
Author: Vibrant thirsty marketing idea son of senegal

getting paid zero is good prep yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23309003)



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Date: June 1st, 2013 1:07 AM
Author: Peach Rambunctious Twinkling Uncleanness Scourge Upon The Earth

One of our associates gives LSAT advice to promising interns.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23309022)



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Date: June 1st, 2013 1:07 AM
Author: indigo buck-toothed orchestra pit sneaky criminal

so you're encouraging kids to go to law school in fucking 2013? how kind of you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23309024)



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Date: June 1st, 2013 1:14 AM
Author: Peach Rambunctious Twinkling Uncleanness Scourge Upon The Earth

We're equipping those students who are already interested with valuable experience, insight, mentoring, and connections.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23309051)



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Date: June 1st, 2013 1:02 PM
Author: Big university

190

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23310640)



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Date: June 1st, 2013 12:56 AM
Author: irradiated irate range

ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23308974)



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Date: May 31st, 2013 11:36 PM
Author: Ruddy floppy sandwich

are you looking forward to burning in hell?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23308485)



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Date: May 31st, 2013 11:38 PM
Author: Peach Rambunctious Twinkling Uncleanness Scourge Upon The Earth

Can't wait.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23308502)



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Date: June 1st, 2013 1:03 PM
Author: Concupiscible puppy trailer park

(scientologist)

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270752&mc=1&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23310643)



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Date: May 31st, 2013 11:37 PM
Author: razzmatazz telephone legal warrant

You suck bro



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23308489)



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Date: May 31st, 2013 11:38 PM
Author: Peach Rambunctious Twinkling Uncleanness Scourge Upon The Earth

no u suck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23308509)



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Date: May 31st, 2013 11:37 PM
Author: Well-lubricated place of business house

Retards who do these jobs deserve what they get

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23308497)



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Date: May 31st, 2013 11:41 PM
Author: Peach Rambunctious Twinkling Uncleanness Scourge Upon The Earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23308533)



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Date: June 1st, 2013 3:54 AM
Author: self-centered fuchsia market circlehead

Seems cr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23309600)



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Date: June 1st, 2013 3:15 PM
Author: aromatic address windowlicker

(house millennial)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23311385)



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Date: May 31st, 2013 11:37 PM
Author: Seedy Center

(poor shithead)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23308500)



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Date: May 31st, 2013 11:39 PM
Author: drab swollen reading party

hey man I hope this turns out poorly for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23308518)



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Date: May 31st, 2013 11:41 PM
Author: vigorous lime dingle berry bawdyhouse

explain

what if an organization legitimately can't afford to pay an intern? surely, giving somebody free experience is better than giving nobody any experience

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23308534)



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Date: May 31st, 2013 11:43 PM
Author: razzmatazz telephone legal warrant

The experience is garbage and not the point of interning. The point of interning is almost always to meet people who will get you a job later.

If an organization can't pay an intern, they need to find a way to do their shitty busy work without relying on volunteers. It's fucking criminal, bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23308551)



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Date: May 31st, 2013 11:45 PM
Author: drab swollen reading party

CR please change title to volunteer or servant boy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23308567)



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Date: May 31st, 2013 11:50 PM
Author: Peach Rambunctious Twinkling Uncleanness Scourge Upon The Earth

Whiny millennials cry about not having sufficient work experience. Here's a chance at some work experience.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23308590)



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Date: May 31st, 2013 11:54 PM
Author: razzmatazz telephone legal warrant

lol if it's actual work experience, you should pay the person after the first couple weeks.

but at least she'll get experience at making coffee which is all she'd be able to do anyway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23308600)



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Date: May 31st, 2013 11:58 PM
Author: Peach Rambunctious Twinkling Uncleanness Scourge Upon The Earth

LOL, it takes more than a couple of weeks to train the shits coming out of college. Forget basic skills like reading and writing. Let's try attention span and work ethic first.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23308626)



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Date: June 1st, 2013 12:29 AM
Author: brindle doctorate

you're hiring a dumb to basically be a secretary. you don't have to fucking train them for shit. if it were a position which required real training you wouldn't be hiring dumbs for it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23308815)



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Date: June 1st, 2013 12:35 AM
Author: Peach Rambunctious Twinkling Uncleanness Scourge Upon The Earth

No, I'm saying that IF we were paying for it, we sure as fuck would demand more skills, but because of the shitty labor force, we would have to train whoever walked through the door (or hire ugly boomers).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23308855)



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Date: May 31st, 2013 11:56 PM
Author: indigo buck-toothed orchestra pit sneaky criminal

twist: no.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23308620)



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Date: June 1st, 2013 12:16 AM
Author: Peach Rambunctious Twinkling Uncleanness Scourge Upon The Earth

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270317&mc=10&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23308743)



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Date: June 1st, 2013 12:25 AM
Author: Seedy Center

That's completely false for good internships (but those are usually paid).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23308794)



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Date: May 31st, 2013 11:44 PM
Author: drab swollen reading party

no. if you legitimately can't afford to pay someone 7.15/hour to do work then you are in an incredibly dire situation and should not be trying to teach some novice about your poorly run organization. if you just mean its better for your organization to get free work well then...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23308557)



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Date: May 31st, 2013 11:49 PM
Author: Peach Rambunctious Twinkling Uncleanness Scourge Upon The Earth

Why should we pay a novice for on the job training? We've advertised paid positions before. The labor pool just really sucks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23308584)



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Date: May 31st, 2013 11:54 PM
Author: Beady-eyed area

"Why should we pay a novice for on the job training? "

Because it's the law, despite the DOL's refusal to enforce it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23308605)



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Date: June 1st, 2013 1:22 AM
Author: multi-colored hyperactive dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23309092)



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Date: May 31st, 2013 11:41 PM
Author: Peach Rambunctious Twinkling Uncleanness Scourge Upon The Earth

Why so Schadenfreude?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23308539)



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Date: May 31st, 2013 11:42 PM
Author: aquamarine adventurous ratface

are you a devil, that wears Prada?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23308545)



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Date: June 1st, 2013 8:40 AM
Author: Galvanic bossy locus tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23309890)



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Date: May 31st, 2013 11:51 PM
Author: Ruddy floppy sandwich

"He's doing this girl a favor!"

(boomer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23308592)



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Date: May 31st, 2013 11:54 PM
Author: Peach Rambunctious Twinkling Uncleanness Scourge Upon The Earth

We are. She's getting legitimate office work experience. Don't like it? Starbucks pays.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23308604)



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Date: May 31st, 2013 11:55 PM
Author: costumed parlor

can't you throw the girl a $10/hr bone? would that really hurt the bottom line? help her pay her rent for chrissakes and stop being such a scumbag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23308612)



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Date: June 1st, 2013 12:12 AM
Author: Peach Rambunctious Twinkling Uncleanness Scourge Upon The Earth

We're a business, not a charity. For $10/hour, I could get a hard worker who understands high school English and kindergarten etiquette. We already have one of those.

Our interns work in a relaxing, stress-free environment. They get a half-hour Friday Face Time with a senior partner, and a Mentor's Lunch each month with a junior associate. Qualified interns get tickets to the Christmas gala.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23308722)



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Date: June 1st, 2013 12:13 AM
Author: costumed parlor

so what benefit is she getting, exactly?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23308732)



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Date: June 1st, 2013 12:13 AM
Author: Peach Rambunctious Twinkling Uncleanness Scourge Upon The Earth

Experience and mentoring.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23308734)



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Date: June 1st, 2013 12:23 AM
Author: indigo buck-toothed orchestra pit sneaky criminal

*sentences a millennial to 5 years in jail*

"you'll have just enough experience to apply for entry level jobs!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23308779)



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Date: June 1st, 2013 12:55 AM
Author: Peach Rambunctious Twinkling Uncleanness Scourge Upon The Earth

Work-release prisoners probably have less of an entitlement complex than faggot college students.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23308962)



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Date: June 1st, 2013 12:23 AM
Author: aphrodisiac effete preventive strike

What does it take for an intern to be "qualified" for the highly preftigious Christmas Gala?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23308780)



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Date: June 1st, 2013 12:37 AM
Author: Peach Rambunctious Twinkling Uncleanness Scourge Upon The Earth

Need to be someone we think is worth introducing to other lawyers. Actually, we usually take interns who are applying to law school and want to practice here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23308863)



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Date: June 1st, 2013 2:04 AM
Author: aphrodisiac effete preventive strike

Can I come?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23309326)



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Date: June 1st, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: Peach Rambunctious Twinkling Uncleanness Scourge Upon The Earth

I don't know, can you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23309356)



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Date: June 1st, 2013 2:28 AM
Author: aphrodisiac effete preventive strike

EAT A DICK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23309394)



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Date: May 31st, 2013 11:56 PM
Author: Ruddy floppy sandwich

your trash, worse than boomers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23308613)



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Date: May 31st, 2013 11:58 PM
Author: Well-lubricated place of business house

Other office jobs pay too. If millennials had any self respect, they wouldn't accept anything less.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23308633)



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Date: May 31st, 2013 11:54 PM
Author: lascivious soggy box office degenerate

How can I get one?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23308602)



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Date: May 31st, 2013 11:55 PM
Author: Ruddy floppy sandwich

"SHE should be paying YOU!"

(shitboomer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23308607)



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Date: June 1st, 2013 12:20 AM
Author: Dashing Space

whats this softbatch "she should be paid SOMETHING" bullshit?

she knowingly entered this arrangement herself. you guys seem dumb.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23308760)



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Date: June 1st, 2013 12:22 AM
Author: indigo buck-toothed orchestra pit sneaky criminal

lol as if boomer destruction of the economy and society didn't force her into a position where this shit IS the best arrangement available.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23308770)



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Date: June 1st, 2013 12:23 AM
Author: Dashing Space

nothing is stopping this bitch from getting a paying job at McDs

instead she chose this, hoping for connections or experience. whats the fucking problem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23308783)



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Date: June 1st, 2013 12:26 AM
Author: indigo buck-toothed orchestra pit sneaky criminal

non-responsive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23308801)



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Date: June 1st, 2013 12:28 AM
Author: Dashing Space

she's not forced into anything as i just pointed out that if she really wants money she can go get it elsewhere

you sound like a whiny entitled fuck itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23308809)



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Date: June 1st, 2013 12:43 AM
Author: indigo buck-toothed orchestra pit sneaky criminal

(guy who can't read or think too good)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23308893)



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Date: June 1st, 2013 12:27 AM
Author: Heady selfie community account

you won't give her either

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23308808)



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Date: June 1st, 2013 12:28 AM
Author: Dashing Space

im not op

just dont see why everyone is getting so soft and entitled. faggot "millenials" i guess

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23308814)



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Date: June 1st, 2013 12:42 AM
Author: indigo buck-toothed orchestra pit sneaky criminal

soft = wanting 1/10th of what boomers got for people with qualifications 10x better than they had.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23308890)



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Date: June 1st, 2013 12:43 AM
Author: Dashing Space

you arent entitled to anything, sorry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23308894)



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Date: June 1st, 2013 12:46 AM
Author: indigo buck-toothed orchestra pit sneaky criminal

(boomer snatching money from granddaughter's purse to order viagra from spam email, as she leans over to hug him while he receives his free dialysis from the govt)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23308911)



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Date: June 1st, 2013 12:48 AM
Author: Dashing Space

(millenial stealing money from stepdad's wallet to go to the movies because his stepdad refused and the theft is justified anyways, right?)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23308927)



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Date: June 1st, 2013 12:49 AM
Author: indigo buck-toothed orchestra pit sneaky criminal

millennials don't pay $$ just to watch a movie. jfc how old are you dood?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23308932)



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Date: June 1st, 2013 12:53 AM
Author: Peach Rambunctious Twinkling Uncleanness Scourge Upon The Earth

Millennials don't $$ for anything. They fecklessly borrow from others.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23308954)



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Date: June 1st, 2013 12:53 AM
Author: Dashing Space

oh right they pirate it "because the greedy corporate suits dont need or deserve that $ anyway"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23308955)



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Date: June 1st, 2013 1:07 AM
Author: indigo buck-toothed orchestra pit sneaky criminal

boomers and corporations just get Congress to take people's money and buy them whatever they feel they "deserve." what's the difference?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23309023)



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Date: June 1st, 2013 1:22 AM
Author: Ruddy floppy sandwich

They already PAID IN. Thats what you millennials dont get. you need to pay your fair share, thats the least you can do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23309088)



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Date: June 1st, 2013 1:24 AM
Author: indigo buck-toothed orchestra pit sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23309103)



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Date: June 1st, 2013 1:31 AM
Author: Charismatic senate

Hey shitboomer: you took all the money that the millenials would have used to pay in. Now go drown in cum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23309156)



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Date: June 1st, 2013 1:31 AM
Author: indigo buck-toothed orchestra pit sneaky criminal

he's being sarcastic bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23309160)



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Date: June 1st, 2013 1:46 AM
Author: Charismatic senate

I hate boomers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23309246)



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Date: June 1st, 2013 2:42 AM
Author: Ruddy floppy sandwich

good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23309419)



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Date: June 1st, 2013 12:48 AM
Author: Peach Rambunctious Twinkling Uncleanness Scourge Upon The Earth

While not at all factoring in the ridiculous inflation in qualifications meantime.

This is what happens when you bully your professors into giving A's to the whole class.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23308926)



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Date: June 1st, 2013 12:50 AM
Author: indigo buck-toothed orchestra pit sneaky criminal

grades =/= qualifications

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23308933)



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Date: June 1st, 2013 12:52 AM
Author: Peach Rambunctious Twinkling Uncleanness Scourge Upon The Earth

Oh please enlighten me on these "qualifications" that haven't been inflated into insignificance by our All Must Have Prizes culture.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23308949)



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Date: June 1st, 2013 1:06 AM
Author: indigo buck-toothed orchestra pit sneaky criminal

50 years ago you didn't need perfect test scores, 6 AP classes, volunteer work, being president of a school club, and playing 2 instruments all by the age of 17 to get into the college of your choice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23309016)



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Date: June 1st, 2013 1:14 AM
Author: Peach Rambunctious Twinkling Uncleanness Scourge Upon The Earth

50 years ago:

Tests: weren't "re-centered" to disguise the crappy fall in standards.

AP classes: weren't necessary, because today's Advanced Placement material was standard for any college aspirant.

Volunteer work: was so much a part of life that it wasn't even worth commenting on.

School clubs: had fewer executive officers than total members

Music: was better

STFU

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23309049)



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Date: June 1st, 2013 1:16 AM
Author: indigo buck-toothed orchestra pit sneaky criminal

lolol. you literally couldn't be more full of shit. 90% of boomers couldn't get into the colleges they went to if they had to re-apply today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23309063)



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Date: June 1st, 2013 1:22 AM
Author: Peach Rambunctious Twinkling Uncleanness Scourge Upon The Earth

Millennials are good at making impressive resumes. I read plenty of them. Then you realize it's all a facade.

Boomers may not be able to compete with millennials at picking up awards for breathing, but they were objectively more intelligent, energetic, and courageous than millennials. Just compare what a typical boomer did at twenty with the crap millennials do today.

Boomer: articulately critique American foreign and domestic policy, while creating excellent music.

Millennial: masturbate in a sock.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23309096)



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Date: June 1st, 2013 1:24 AM
Author: Ruddy floppy sandwich

millennials have higher IQs than boomers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23309105)



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Date: June 1st, 2013 1:31 AM
Author: Peach Rambunctious Twinkling Uncleanness Scourge Upon The Earth

Boomers are more accomplished. Sorry, bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23309157)



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Date: June 1st, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: exciting bat shit crazy temple tattoo

(Actual retard)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23309555)



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Date: June 1st, 2013 8:44 AM
Author: Galvanic bossy locus tank

(Guy running shitty boomer flame)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23309892)



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Date: June 1st, 2013 1:31 AM
Author: boyish sexy garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23309153)



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Date: June 1st, 2013 1:32 AM
Author: indigo buck-toothed orchestra pit sneaky criminal

probly some gen x'er sucking boomer cock to get a promotion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23309168)



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Date: June 1st, 2013 1:42 AM
Author: Peach Rambunctious Twinkling Uncleanness Scourge Upon The Earth

Fuck you. My colleagues respect me because I work hard, something your generation of queers is allergic to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23309227)



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Date: June 1st, 2013 1:45 AM
Author: indigo buck-toothed orchestra pit sneaky criminal

you mean you work hard boomer cock over with your tongue on a daily basis.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23309239)



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Date: June 1st, 2013 1:57 AM
Author: Peach Rambunctious Twinkling Uncleanness Scourge Upon The Earth

No, I mean I get the results our clients want while making money for the firm. You have this warped view of life that everything is about "sucking up." It's typical millennial bullshit. Because you've gone through life collecting awards and accolades like Shitty Mario jumping for coins, you think that's what success is about. It isn't.

Success is taking initiative. Success is thinking outside the box. Success is working harder and smarter and fiercer than your competition. Success is about creating opportunities, rather than expecting things to fall into your lap.

This is what I mean by attitude adjustment. If you work at our firm, you're expected to take this ethos on board. You're not just expected to grind out satisfactory work product. You're expected to change the game, to create the work product that grinders tomorrow will grind to. You're expected to see ahead, to jump the comfort zone, to fight for victory because without victory there is no survival.

The millennial applying for a job today has forgotten the sacrifice and courage and energy that his predecessors knew. He must learn them again. He must teach himself that the basest of things is to be a bitchmade little whiny faggot, and teaching himself that, forget it forever, leaving no room for these lame excuses about the economy and helicopter parenting and corrupt universities and Republicans and everything else except his own puny cowardly self. Until he does so, he will be good for nothing except getting my coffee.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23309283)



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Date: June 1st, 2013 2:14 AM
Author: indigo buck-toothed orchestra pit sneaky criminal

wtf is wrong with you, tl;dr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23309357)



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Date: June 1st, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: Peach Rambunctious Twinkling Uncleanness Scourge Upon The Earth

tl;dr is exactly what I don't want in a worker, hth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23309367)



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Date: June 1st, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: indigo buck-toothed orchestra pit sneaky criminal

maybe you'd get better people if you paid them, dumbass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23309369)



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Date: June 1st, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: Peach Rambunctious Twinkling Uncleanness Scourge Upon The Earth

We already have enough paid employees. Don't actually need more.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23309393)



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Date: June 1st, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: indigo buck-toothed orchestra pit sneaky criminal

(unemployed xo poster)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23309399)



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Date: June 1st, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: Peach Rambunctious Twinkling Uncleanness Scourge Upon The Earth

Keep telling yourself that, champ. Everyone who disagrees with your broken worldview must be lying.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23309412)



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Date: June 1st, 2013 2:20 AM
Author: Dashing Space

"Because you've gone through life collecting awards and accolades like Shitty Mario jumping for coins"

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23309370)



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Date: June 1st, 2013 2:23 AM
Author: boyish sexy garrison

are you on adderall right now?

this flame is fucking briliant.

this is the HAHAURFUCKED antichrist!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23309385)



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Date: June 1st, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: bespoke titillating institution

if the millenials have such awful work ethic why would you want them working for you anyway?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23309402)



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Date: June 1st, 2013 2:38 AM
Author: Peach Rambunctious Twinkling Uncleanness Scourge Upon The Earth

We like investing in our community. Specifically, the founding partner likes it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23309416)



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Date: June 1st, 2013 2:39 AM
Author: bespoke titillating institution

oh i thought you werent a charity, my bad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23309418)



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Date: June 1st, 2013 2:43 AM
Author: Peach Rambunctious Twinkling Uncleanness Scourge Upon The Earth

We're not going to dump hard-earned profits teaching a college graduate basic office skills. But we don't mind sharing advice and guidance with someone who might benefit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23309420)



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Date: June 1st, 2013 2:46 AM
Author: bespoke titillating institution

then either don't have them around or employ them legally.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23309426)



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Date: June 1st, 2013 2:50 AM
Author: Peach Rambunctious Twinkling Uncleanness Scourge Upon The Earth

Don't tell me how to run my firm. I wouldn't take your advice on how to scratch my balls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23309433)



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Date: June 1st, 2013 2:54 AM
Author: bespoke titillating institution

yeah you guys must be doing great since you have to scrounge for free office help from shrew american studies majors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23309441)



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Date: June 1st, 2013 2:55 AM
Author: Peach Rambunctious Twinkling Uncleanness Scourge Upon The Earth

My cut was $350 K last year. I'm not complaining.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23309442)



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Date: June 1st, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: bespoke titillating institution

you've been doing nothing but

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23309453)



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Date: June 1st, 2013 3:03 AM
Author: Peach Rambunctious Twinkling Uncleanness Scourge Upon The Earth

I haven't complained about my salary at all. Shitty reading comprehension. Is Google making you stupid?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23309463)



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Date: June 1st, 2013 3:06 AM
Author: bespoke titillating institution

i didn't say you were complaining about your salary. nor did you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23309479)



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Date: June 1st, 2013 3:10 AM
Author: Peach Rambunctious Twinkling Uncleanness Scourge Upon The Earth

Whatever. I'm not being paid to fix the bugs in your shitty READCOMP.EXE program. For the record, I think our firm is doing fine, and by that I mean:

1. Our clients get quality product;

2. Our firm makes substantial profit;

3. I get my cut of that profit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23309488)



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Date: June 1st, 2013 2:56 AM
Author: Seedy Center

"Specifically, the founding partner likes it."

It doesn't sound like you're running a firm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23309446)



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Date: June 1st, 2013 2:57 AM
Author: Peach Rambunctious Twinkling Uncleanness Scourge Upon The Earth

I'm one of the partners.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23309449)



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Date: June 1st, 2013 2:58 AM
Author: Seedy Center

Right, a junior partner. It's not your firm, champ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23309450)



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Date: June 1st, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: Peach Rambunctious Twinkling Uncleanness Scourge Upon The Earth

We don't do that gay junior/senior partner thing. Our firm's too small for that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23309452)



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Date: June 1st, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: Seedy Center

You do it informally by deferring to the founding partner's wishes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23309458)



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Date: June 1st, 2013 3:04 AM
Author: Peach Rambunctious Twinkling Uncleanness Scourge Upon The Earth

No deferring on my part. I happen to think it's a good idea. I just give credit where credit's due. Not going to pretend I thought of this great initiative all on my own.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23309467)



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Date: June 1st, 2013 3:10 AM
Author: Seedy Center

suuuuure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23309489)



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Date: June 1st, 2013 12:23 AM
Author: wild business firm

I hope you get cancer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23308781)



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Date: June 1st, 2013 12:25 AM
Author: chestnut startling school

Where did you recruit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23308791)



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Date: June 1st, 2013 12:25 AM
Author: aphrodisiac effete preventive strike

She will probably steal from you and justify it (in her mind) as she should be getting paid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23308793)



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Date: June 1st, 2013 12:28 AM
Author: At-the-ready Step-uncle's House

She will be right

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23308811)



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Date: June 1st, 2013 12:40 AM
Author: Peach Rambunctious Twinkling Uncleanness Scourge Upon The Earth

Entitled millennials wondering why no one hires them.

"Stealing's fine, I should be paid (more)."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23308880)



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Date: June 1st, 2013 12:26 AM
Author: Overrated big-titted property

Is this a summer internship or is she a graduate?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23308799)



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Date: June 1st, 2013 12:40 AM
Author: Peach Rambunctious Twinkling Uncleanness Scourge Upon The Earth

Graduate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23308883)



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Date: June 1st, 2013 12:26 AM
Author: underhanded genital piercing

what are some valuable skills she will acquire from this position

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23308802)



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Date: June 1st, 2013 12:47 AM
Author: Peach Rambunctious Twinkling Uncleanness Scourge Upon The Earth

Insight into how a law firm really runs.

It's a competitive position. Every year, thousands apply, but we only choose one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23308916)



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Date: June 1st, 2013 1:31 AM
Author: boyish sexy garrison

this is refined flame. good work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23309161)



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Date: June 1st, 2013 3:20 PM
Author: aromatic address windowlicker

I literally lolled

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23311404)



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Date: June 1st, 2013 12:27 AM
Author: irradiated irate range

pics or stfu

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23308805)



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Date: June 1st, 2013 12:40 AM
Author: Dashing Space

ITT: entitled little faggots whining because someone voluntarily entered an unpaid internship arrangement, and upon having this pointed out they cry OH NOES it's the BOOMERS that mader her do it zomg!!!

newsflash - you arent entitled to a paid internship just because thats how you think things should be. go make your own bones. fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23308882)



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Date: June 1st, 2013 12:55 AM
Author: irradiated irate range

newsflash: a paid internship now means the INTERN pays

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23308964)



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Date: June 1st, 2013 1:06 AM
Author: Seedy Center

you're entitled to payment for an internship because that's a legal requirement.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23309019)



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Date: June 1st, 2013 1:08 AM
Author: indigo buck-toothed orchestra pit sneaky criminal

titcr. also, what boomers call an internship is what used to be called a JOB.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23309028)



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Date: June 1st, 2013 2:51 AM
Author: sienna knife digit ratio

cr, giving a student 8 weeks of low expectation experience is an internship, hiring a desperate unemployed grad indefinitely to do unpaid secretarial work is being a faggot boomer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23309438)



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Date: June 1st, 2013 9:27 AM
Author: Nighttime Territorial Keepsake Machete Pocket Flask

(not a lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23309923)



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Date: June 1st, 2013 1:20 AM
Author: sinister indian lodge private investor

If the slave REALLY wanted to escape, he would

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23309077)



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Date: June 1st, 2013 1:23 AM
Author: Peach Rambunctious Twinkling Uncleanness Scourge Upon The Earth

Cool, now tell us how this is like the Holocaust too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23309100)



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Date: June 1st, 2013 1:25 AM
Author: sinister indian lodge private investor

(Boomer boot licker)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23309116)



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Date: June 1st, 2013 1:23 AM
Author: multi-colored hyperactive dragon

anyone else suspect this is elaborate and very successful flame?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23309098)



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Date: June 1st, 2013 1:26 AM
Author: indigo buck-toothed orchestra pit sneaky criminal

ofc, nobody on xo is in a position to "hire" anyone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23309122)



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Date: June 1st, 2013 1:32 AM
Author: Seedy Center

Of course. This is the same guy arguing that presidential assassinations are good. He just tries to be edgy and push buttons.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23309167)



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Date: June 1st, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: Dashing Space

actually, im beginning to

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23309400)



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Date: June 1st, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: Naked Racy Giraffe

unpaid internships are against the law

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23309403)



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Date: June 1st, 2013 9:30 AM
Author: Nighttime Territorial Keepsake Machete Pocket Flask

(not a lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23309928)



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Date: June 1st, 2013 2:49 AM
Author: sienna knife digit ratio

unpaid jerb creators are the fabric of our country

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23309432)



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Date: June 1st, 2013 3:40 AM
Author: exciting bat shit crazy temple tattoo

Pics of her box?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23309567)



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Date: June 1st, 2013 9:07 AM
Author: insecure shivering depressive

Flawless flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23309908)