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Hit on girl at bar, she laughed in my face and walked away
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Date: June 1st, 2013 9:00 PM Author: maize gay wizard fml (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2#23313138) |
Date: June 1st, 2013 9:00 PM Author: Titillating senate get to jail, rapist (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2#23313140) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 9:00 PM Author: vigorous flesh hell boltzmann Don't worry about it bro. At least you had the balls to do it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2#23313143) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 9:01 PM Author: Rough-skinned Codepig Den cr. fuck her, bro. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2#23313145) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 9:02 PM Author: Internet-worthy Curious Cruise Ship height?
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Date: June 1st, 2013 9:03 PM Author: Red heady church building old irish cottage you should have punched her in the face then ran (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2#23313160) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 9:07 PM Author: alcoholic infuriating church goyim (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2#23313186) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 9:08 PM Author: Contagious affirmative action candlestick maker Rate her
Rate yourself
WHat did you say to her?
What time of day was it?
Are you white? Is she not AZN?
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Date: June 1st, 2013 9:08 PM Author: Slimy forum It happens bro. Says more about her than it does about you. Don't sweat it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2#23313192) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 9:20 PM Author: Cyan trailer park DESCRIBE moar (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2#23313266) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 9:21 PM Author: Nudist trip roommate Even a bad shot is dignified if you accept the duel (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2#23313279) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 10:28 PM Author: maize gay wizard ty, i like this aphorism (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2#23313720) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 10:48 PM Author: Nudist trip roommate Yw. It's my favorite Chestertonian aphorism. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2#23313926) |
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Date: February 4th, 2015 3:32 PM Author: Adventurous ultramarine international law enforcement agency fat ankles Great quote (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2#27249224) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 9:24 PM Author: Amber ladyboy blood rage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2#23313299) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 9:25 PM Author: Well-lubricated rambunctious digit ratio property fuck her. your balls get bigger the more you do it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2#23313314) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 9:26 PM Author: Elite Soul-stirring Hominid i fell in love with a hooker
she laughed in my face
so seriously i took her
i was a disgrace |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 10:03 PM Author: Vibrant principal's office becky I fell in love with a hooker
she laughed in my face
so, seriously, I took her
her body's at my place
(xoxo version) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 10:06 PM Author: Irradiated Insecure Selfie sue her (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2#23313543) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 10:09 PM Author: milky floppy indirect expression lol are you even 6'4? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2#23313561) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 10:26 PM Author: maize gay wizard bros I texted a girl, she responded immediately, then i sent a booty call text and she just responded with 'haha'. fml it's not my night (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2#23313703) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 10:27 PM Author: vigorous flesh hell boltzmann way to early for a booty call, my man (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2#23313708) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 10:28 PM Author: maize gay wizard what, when is optimal time breh (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2#23313714) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 10:29 PM Author: vigorous flesh hell boltzmann Kind of depends on when the bars close where you live, but at least 1 or 1:30 AM. The booty call works because both parties are sad and lonely about striking out for the night. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2#23313726) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 10:29 PM Author: Lemon house-broken police squad depressive 1 am + (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2#23313728) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 10:28 PM Author: Irradiated Insecure Selfie txt her back casanova you have some serious confidence issues. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2#23313715) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 10:28 PM Author: maize gay wizard i responded with "nothing funny about what's gonna happen tonight ;)" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2#23313724) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 10:43 PM Author: Irradiated Insecure Selfie nothing's going to happen if it sounds like you're going to rape her. Try again. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2#23313866) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 10:46 PM Author: Yapping knife lol cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2#23313893) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:18 PM Author: maize gay wizard she didn't respond (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2#23314182) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 10:45 PM Author: Cyan trailer park don't use emoticons (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2#23313888) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:03 PM Author: Black Sexy Menage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2#23314053) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 10:44 PM Author: motley jet-lagged stag film its a numbers games bro. don't let one cunt fuck up your game (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2#23313884) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 10:46 PM Author: Cyan trailer park I think if someone is straight up rude though, you need to throw your drink on her or something (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2#23313903) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 10:54 PM Author: motley jet-lagged stag film if you can't quickly come up with a one liner to shame some slut at a bar, you are not a man. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2#23313975) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 10:56 PM Author: Cyan trailer park how can you do this without seeming bitter? maybe just grab her ass with enthusiasm and scoot away before she can hit you (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2#23313993) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:15 PM Author: free-loading office voyeur if a woman makes you feel bad about being way, WAY too ugly to hit on her, you should definitely sexually assault her (non-bitter alpha JustWokeUp) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2#23314148) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:27 PM Author: Cyan trailer park lol at that shitlib definition of sexual assault
I grab random girls asses in bars anyway NBD |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:00 PM Author: carmine spot rigor Just laugh back on move on. Insulting people is beta.
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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:10 PM Author: Cyan trailer park nah man someone hurts your feelings you hurt theirs back worse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2#23314103) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:13 PM Author: carmine spot rigor only worked w churchill bro (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2#23314129) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:00 PM Author: magenta appetizing ticket booth coffee pot Some serious solicitous brotherly love ITT. Circle j more or less. Why are y'all trying to befriend such a beta bro? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2#23314024) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:01 PM Author: vigorous flesh hell boltzmann Nothing wrong with helping a bro out (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2#23314039) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:02 PM Author: Irradiated Insecure Selfie On a lonely Saturday night such as this, I feel vicariously accomplished if I can help a bro get some (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2#23314042) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:06 PM Author: carmine spot rigor All poasters are FRIENDS, brother. Why the malice to ONE OF US? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2#23314079) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:07 PM Author: milky floppy indirect expression jfc if trying to help a bro out is verboten then this place truly is useless (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2#23314084) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:10 PM Author: magenta appetizing ticket booth coffee pot I was more expressing my surprise at the atypical supportiveness ITT. I think the board dynamic generally skews a little too far to the "Die, faggot" side myself. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2#23314110) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:13 PM Author: carmine spot rigor TWIST: Most poasters are decent people. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2#23314127) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:17 PM Author: ivory dashing gaming laptop It's nbd. She doesn't know you, you don't her, neither of you will remember each other in a week (unless you act like a bitter faggot about it and resentfully hold a grudge). Fuck her, onto the next one. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2#23314170) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:19 PM Author: maize gay wizard god i hate women (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2#23314188) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:29 PM Author: vigorous flesh hell boltzmann tcr is to treat women like shit sometimes. It is empowering to know it can go the other way too. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2#23314276) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:31 PM Author: Cyan trailer park yeah, but he won't get to treat THIS woman like shit. he'll treat one like shit who doesn't deserve it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2#23314288) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:33 PM Author: vigorous flesh hell boltzmann I mean no one really ever deserves to randomly be treated like shit, but life isn't fair (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2#23314299) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:48 PM Author: Cyan trailer park there has to be a response to a chick laughing at you when you talk to her. it's never happened to me. i'd be real pissed. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2#23314422) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:51 PM Author: carmine spot rigor "That's cool. Have a good night." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2#23314440) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:54 PM Author: Cyan trailer park ok not bad
and THEN grab her ass |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:59 PM Author: Irradiated Insecure Selfie No, what the fuck is this? You don't wish a good night to someone who just tore your down. If you can't think of anything clever to say, a "fuck you, you're kind of fat anyways" will do (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2#23314474) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 12:02 AM Author: carmine spot rigor No need to be clever, man. She's going to be an insecure spoiled bitch anyway and she's heard it before. If you say what I said, you disarm her and she won't be able to make fun of you to her friends later. Instead, your roundabout put down will stick in her mind and make her feel sad.
You win the war. |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 12:04 AM Author: Irradiated Insecure Selfie This is assuming she has empathy. Why would she have reservations about making fun of you later, if she just spat in your face? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2#23314513) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 12:07 AM Author: carmine spot rigor Just take my word for it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2#23314532) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 12:13 AM Author: Yapping knife Smirk at her slightly, look her in the eye and say, "Have a nice life," and walk away. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2#23314570) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:53 PM Author: Irradiated Insecure Selfie "nothing funny about what's gonna happen tonight ;)" -OP |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 12:00 AM Author: vigorous flesh hell boltzmann I guess I don't think i've ever had a girl actually laugh in my face. Probably behind my back, but never actually directly to my face (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2#23314488) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 12:29 AM Author: ivory dashing gaming laptop eh....being a playful dick, not an outright asshole, seems to work better on most women.
actually treating women like shit only works on girls with low self-esteem who are already in relationships. |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:53 PM Author: Yapping knife DESCRIBE in detail how it went down.
1) what did you say 2) how did she respond? she just laughed at you, and that's it? 3) height? |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 1:31 AM Author: maize gay wizard c below (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2#23315035) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:59 PM Author: insanely creepy vivacious set Just let it go bro, she was prob some immature 6 who wanted to take out her anger on the next guy in her path because all of the desirable men in the bar were failing to recognize her special inner beauty and beg for her attention. It's almost never the truly hot girls who act like this. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2#23314479) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 12:27 AM Author: Cyan trailer park this is completely accurate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2#23314676) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 12:36 AM Author: zombie-like shaky sandwich it's a bar. that's what people do. get over it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2#23314734) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 1:30 AM Author: maize gay wizard okay i'm pretty drunk so i'll just post what happened since everyone keeps asking (i didn't wanna relive it so thats why i didn't post it til now).
NOTES:
1. i am 6'1 2. i was with a bro, bro tried to makae me feel better after
me: *walks up to blonde HB7 slut after her friend goes to bathroom* so i probably shouldn't ask, but what are you and your friend doing in a shitty bar like this
HB7 slut: we're waiting for some friends to go bar hopping. this place sucks though
me: oh, that's interesting i guess (NOTE: tried to sound disaffected and uninterested to subtly neg her) *strategically spills a little bit of my beer onto her flip-flops* oops
HB7 slut: wtf, hey watch it dude, are you totally wasted or something?
me: *slight kino to her arm* the only thing wasted here would be a wasted opportunity if you didn't get my number in your iphone right now (NOTE: i didn't miss a beat when saying this)
HB7 slut: *literally laughs immediately in response, very loud* ok you're creeping me out bro. *walks away*
me: .... |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 1:32 AM Author: ivory dashing gaming laptop 180 flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2#23315038) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 1:32 AM Author: vigorous flesh hell boltzmann TBF, you probably deserved to get laughed at (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2#23315040) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 1:33 AM Author: maize gay wizard i knoiw bro (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2#23315041) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 1:35 AM Author: Yapping knife See this isn't so bad. You made a fool of yourself by acting drunk and spilling your drink.
She didn't laugh at you because of YOU, just because you weren't smooth AND then said a stupid pickup line. Lol
I think this is flame now tho |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 1:36 AM Author: maize gay wizard i seriously wish i loved cock rgiht now brother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2#23315050) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 7:09 AM Author: Sickened Razzmatazz Cumskin Brunch It certainly seems as if you do, you limp-dicked faggot. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2#23315857) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 1:36 AM Author: vigorous flesh hell boltzmann True, but I like the way OP slow played the flame and let it ride for a bit.
Future flame-threaders take note |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 1:37 AM Author: Yapping knife cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2#23315064) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 1:38 AM Author: ivory dashing gaming laptop Yeah it was pretty good stylistically. I'll take note. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2#23315067) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 1:36 AM Author: insanely creepy vivacious set Of not flame, I feel creeped out just reading that, so she was justified. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2#23315053) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 1:37 AM Author: ivory dashing gaming laptop lol how could that not be flame?
if it really isn't it's the most pathetic shit I've read in my life. |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 1:38 AM Author: Yapping knife (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2#23315066) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 1:38 AM Author: milky floppy indirect expression (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2#23315068) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 1:38 AM Author: maize gay wizard yeah a man flirting with a woman is WAY more disturbing than some demented fags spamming this board with pictures of naked bodybuilders with photoshopped cocks (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2#23315069) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 1:40 AM Author: vigorous flesh hell boltzmann Fag, what you did was not flirting (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2#23315074) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 1:41 AM Author: ivory dashing gaming laptop rofl (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2#23315079) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 1:40 AM Author: carmine spot rigor The board UNITES to support a fellow poaster and you expose the flame?
This is one you should have taken for the team and just kept on the DL |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 1:40 AM Author: maize gay wizard this thread turned from supportive to derisive very quickly (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2#23315075) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 1:41 AM Author: vigorous flesh hell boltzmann I was supportive, then I was appreciative of a good flame, then he bashed IFNB and now I'm pissed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2#23315081) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 1:43 AM Author: carmine spot rigor I guess 180 for the mayhem (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2#23315084) |
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Date: February 4th, 2015 3:31 PM Author: Exhilarant National Alpha (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2#27249221) |
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Date: February 4th, 2015 3:34 PM Author: hairraiser transparent antidepressant drug must have been a lesbian (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2#27249239) |
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Date: February 4th, 2015 3:51 PM Author: Slimy forum Happens to all of us man. Don't let these birches control how you feel. Laugh it off (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2#27249382) |
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Date: February 4th, 2015 3:55 PM Author: canary awkward hunting ground told u guys to lay off the neg/kino bullshit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2#27249403) |
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