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Wait, am I supposed to tip more than $5 on food delivery?
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Date: June 6th, 2013 12:54 PM Author: emerald garrison http://us.cnn.com/2013/05/28/us/florida-papa-johns-racist-rant/?iref=obnetwork
This african american bro tipped $5 on a $15 pizza and they went off on a racist rant on him. |
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Date: June 6th, 2013 2:49 PM Author: Bonkers death wish rehab ITT p00r fats discussing ways to tip p00rs for getting more fat delivered.
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Date: June 6th, 2013 12:55 PM Author: Lavender mother jap I usually tip $1-2 for pizza delivery. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2274924&forum_id=2#23340494) |
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Date: June 6th, 2013 1:27 PM Author: Claret mentally impaired coldplay fan 2 seems like the bare minimum. I tip between 3-5 depending on time of day, size of order, whether a delivery charge is included, and inclement weather. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2274924&forum_id=2#23340620) |
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Date: June 6th, 2013 1:33 PM Author: Lavender mother jap i'm not tipping $3-5 for some guy to bring me a $12 pizza. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2274924&forum_id=2#23340650) |
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Date: June 6th, 2013 1:36 PM Author: Claret mentally impaired coldplay fan I usually pick up small orders for that reason. Guy has to make the same trip despite whether it is 1 or 3 pizzas. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2274924&forum_id=2#23340664) |
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Date: June 6th, 2013 1:37 PM Author: Infuriating dopamine great, so in sympathy for the delivery dude you just deprive him of his job altogether (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2274924&forum_id=2#23340671) |
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Date: June 6th, 2013 1:38 PM Author: Claret mentally impaired coldplay fan I still use him for larger orders, no need to get irate, mate. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2274924&forum_id=2#23340675) |
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Date: June 6th, 2013 1:44 PM Author: Infuriating dopamine just fuckin with you, I do similar things, will usually do carryout rather than delivery on small stuff since I don't want to tip more than $2 on a $12 order but I feel cheap doing so. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2274924&forum_id=2#23340703) |
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Date: June 6th, 2013 1:47 PM Author: Plum bull headed church building But he provides a job to the oil derrick dood (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2274924&forum_id=2#23340713) |
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Date: June 6th, 2013 1:15 PM Author: comical theater stage mad-dog skullcap $2 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2274924&forum_id=2#23340578) |
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Date: June 6th, 2013 1:21 PM Author: Naked Mildly Autistic Nibblets Legend I give delivery 10%, with a $3 minimum. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2274924&forum_id=2#23340598) |
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Date: June 6th, 2013 1:59 PM Author: well-lubricated institution double fault What if the order is like $31? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2274924&forum_id=2#23340767) |
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Date: June 6th, 2013 2:04 PM Author: Naked Mildly Autistic Nibblets Legend i usually round up. when a single buck makes the difference between a good tip and an average tip, why not leave the dollar? same reason i tip the waitress three bucks instead of two on an 8-10 dollar breakfast order. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2274924&forum_id=2#23340791) |
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Date: June 6th, 2013 1:24 PM Author: Iridescent flirting menage 20% or more
Driving over to someone's house and carrying your order up the stairs is way more work than placing a plate on your table |
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Date: June 6th, 2013 1:25 PM Author: Claret mentally impaired coldplay fan Sometimes I just shake my head at your incredible stupidity.
1. Drivers get paid minimum wage at least.
2. You can deliver multiple pizzas in a short time frame.
3. You're a dumb whore. |
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Date: June 6th, 2013 1:29 PM Author: Iridescent flirting menage 1. No, not all delivery drivers get minimum wage. 2. You can put plates on a table in a much shorter time frame. 3. You're a cheap fuck. |
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Date: June 6th, 2013 1:31 PM Author: Claret mentally impaired coldplay fan 1. Where is this?
2. Lol you're such a dumb cunt.
3. No, I'm actually a good tipper and generally generous. |
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Date: June 6th, 2013 1:42 PM Author: pearly up-to-no-good masturbator I was a delivery driver as a summer job once. you aren't guaranteed shit in many cases and make all your money off tips (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2274924&forum_id=2#23340691) |
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Date: June 6th, 2013 1:26 PM Author: Infuriating dopamine that's not the metric. Delivery drivers and waiters are not paid similarly. Also, being a waiter is much harder than being a pizza delivery guy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2274924&forum_id=2#23340618) |
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Date: June 6th, 2013 1:28 PM Author: Crystalline coiffed stag film trump supporter waiters don't get robbed in the hood (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2274924&forum_id=2#23340630) |
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Date: June 6th, 2013 1:28 PM Author: Iridescent flirting menage pay for drivers is basically enough to cover gas (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2274924&forum_id=2#23340631) |
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Date: June 6th, 2013 1:29 PM Author: Infuriating dopamine lol, i mean... lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2274924&forum_id=2#23340635) |
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Date: June 6th, 2013 1:30 PM Author: Claret mentally impaired coldplay fan I guess the crazy thing is that I don't have a rich father who completely finances my lifestyle so I make decisions a little differently than you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2274924&forum_id=2#23340637) |
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Date: June 6th, 2013 1:46 PM Author: Iridescent flirting menage you don't need a rich father to tip on pizza, jfc.
Being broke doesn't justify ripping people off. In fact, it's well documented that the middle class tip better because they empathize more.
lol at being so entitled to think someone's time is almost worthless. Sure, I'm the spoiled one. |
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Date: June 6th, 2013 2:09 PM Author: hateful exhilarant legal warrant You're the dumbest bitch in the history of the internet (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2274924&forum_id=2#23340809) |
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Date: June 6th, 2013 2:12 PM Author: Boyish giraffe ladyboy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2274924&forum_id=2#23340838) |
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Date: June 6th, 2013 2:14 PM Author: Claret mentally impaired coldplay fan (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2274924&forum_id=2#23340846) |
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Date: June 6th, 2013 2:37 PM Author: fuchsia thriller station (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2274924&forum_id=2#23340943) |
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Date: June 6th, 2013 1:32 PM Author: Passionate Pit International Law Enforcement Agency shut the fuck up (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2274924&forum_id=2#23340642) |
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Date: June 6th, 2013 1:40 PM Author: mahogany soul-stirring range boiling water *blows up two businesses financed by her parents money* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2274924&forum_id=2#23340683) |
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Date: June 6th, 2013 1:43 PM Author: Plum bull headed church building (guy who tips the plumber 75%) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2274924&forum_id=2#23340698) |
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Date: June 6th, 2013 2:05 PM Author: hateful exhilarant legal warrant (stupid bitch) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2274924&forum_id=2#23340797) |
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Date: June 6th, 2013 1:31 PM Author: Bright hominid athletic conference Between $1-3 for most orders. Might tip more if I order a ton of food or something really complex, but that is rare. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2274924&forum_id=2#23340638) |
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Date: June 6th, 2013 1:32 PM Author: Naked Mildly Autistic Nibblets Legend why would the complexity of the food impact your tip to the delivery guy? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2274924&forum_id=2#23340643) |
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Date: June 6th, 2013 1:34 PM Author: Bright hominid athletic conference For example, I order stuff that would get fucked up if mishandled (e.g. soup) and the delivery guy handles it fast/well even though he is on a bike. These are rare exceptions. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2274924&forum_id=2#23340655) |
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Date: June 6th, 2013 1:34 PM Author: Claret mentally impaired coldplay fan In the age of computer orders it doesn't matter. Back in the day when my gf would be like can you do one quarter with no cheese and one quarter with like a little cheese and light sauce pleeeeease? I would tip more out of general embarrassment. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2274924&forum_id=2#23340657) |
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Date: June 6th, 2013 1:36 PM Author: Bright hominid athletic conference the only thing that has changed in the computer age is they are more likely to ignore/miss special requests like this and fuck it up. my friend is weird and morally outraged by the idea of veggies on her cheeseburger (even on the side), but i can count on one hand the number of times the delivery place actually gets that right. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2274924&forum_id=2#23340663) |
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Date: June 7th, 2013 9:17 AM Author: Razzle skinny woman ceo Who the fuck gets burgers delivered? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2274924&forum_id=2#23345529) |
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Date: June 7th, 2013 9:21 AM Author: Claret mentally impaired coldplay fan in many an urban paradise, you can get pretty much anything delivered, bro. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2274924&forum_id=2#23345541) |
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Date: June 6th, 2013 1:32 PM Author: Claret mentally impaired coldplay fan Yeah if them handing you your order takes longer then hey what's up your total is .... a larger tip is warranted. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2274924&forum_id=2#23340645) |
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Date: June 6th, 2013 1:35 PM Author: Hairraiser milk main people Question for CGM: what is appropriate tip on scammed pizza? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2274924&forum_id=2#23340660) |
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Date: June 6th, 2013 1:36 PM Author: Bright hominid athletic conference 0 because fuck them they should get a job frakking
EDIT: to be clear this is what i assume CGM would say |
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Date: June 6th, 2013 1:37 PM Author: Claret mentally impaired coldplay fan If I get comped a meal at a place, I usually tip close to 100%. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2274924&forum_id=2#23340672) |
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Date: June 6th, 2013 1:38 PM Author: Bright hominid athletic conference i tip generously when comped, but 100% is kind of nuts man. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2274924&forum_id=2#23340677) |
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Date: June 6th, 2013 1:46 PM Author: Plum bull headed church building (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2274924&forum_id=2#23340711) |
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Date: June 6th, 2013 2:14 PM Author: Claret mentally impaired coldplay fan I figure I'm a regular, it gets me way better service. That's why I'm getting comped the meal in the first place, so I take care of my guy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2274924&forum_id=2#23340844) |
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Date: June 6th, 2013 2:16 PM Author: Bright hominid athletic conference fair enough, man. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2274924&forum_id=2#23340852) |
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Date: June 6th, 2013 2:41 PM Author: Claret mentally impaired coldplay fan I'm still saving 20%! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2274924&forum_id=2#23340954) |
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Date: June 6th, 2013 2:05 PM Author: Boyish giraffe ladyboy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2274924&forum_id=2#23340795) |
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Date: June 6th, 2013 1:37 PM Author: Claret mentally impaired coldplay fan Lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2274924&forum_id=2#23340668) |
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Date: June 6th, 2013 1:39 PM Author: Irradiated Address Antidepressant Drug I always tip $3 on all delivery orders unless there is a blizzard out or something. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2274924&forum_id=2#23340681) |
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Date: June 6th, 2013 6:27 PM Author: startling cruise ship windowlicker Cr. I always do exactly $3 whether it's a $12 order or $30 order. $3 is standard IMO. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2274924&forum_id=2#23342099) |
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Date: June 6th, 2013 1:46 PM Author: pearly up-to-no-good masturbator roughly $3 with an extra 10% for anything above 15 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2274924&forum_id=2#23340709) |
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Date: June 6th, 2013 2:01 PM Author: Boyish giraffe ladyboy For what it's worth, the guy didn't get a tip. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2274924&forum_id=2#23340776) |
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Date: June 6th, 2013 2:08 PM Author: Pungent cordovan area useless brakes 10%, $2 min. Oddly enough, I can't remember a time when I ordered delivery outside of MFH. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2274924&forum_id=2#23340805) |
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Date: June 6th, 2013 2:42 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle Rigpig $5 is a very high tip for delivery. Unless you get catering or like 15 pizzas or something, $3 is a respectable enough tip. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2274924&forum_id=2#23340961) |
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Date: June 6th, 2013 3:14 PM Author: Fragrant Erotic Resort Factory Reset Button If you can't afford at least $5 for the delivery guy, you should just go pick the pizza up yourself. What the fuck is wrong with you cheap fucks? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2274924&forum_id=2#23341107) |
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Date: June 6th, 2013 6:32 PM Author: Ruby indian lodge LOL at you giving your money to illegal immigrants for doing a 2 minute job. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2274924&forum_id=2#23342116) |
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Date: June 6th, 2013 6:44 PM Author: Maroon marketing idea community account I can afford all sorts of stupid things. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2274924&forum_id=2#23342184) |
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Date: June 6th, 2013 6:39 PM Author: canary field 5 dollar tip or 21%, which is it? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2274924&forum_id=2#23342139) |
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Date: June 6th, 2013 6:41 PM Author: startling cruise ship windowlicker What makes me irate is the places that charge a $3-5 "delivery fee" and then you are still expected to tip another $3+ on top of that. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2274924&forum_id=2#23342165) |
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Date: June 6th, 2013 6:46 PM Author: Maroon marketing idea community account *is pizza franchisee*
*claims that delivery fee is necessary to cover the implied cost of over $1,500/month to insure each delivery driver* |
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Date: June 6th, 2013 6:43 PM Author: Maroon marketing idea community account Tipping is dumber than shit, and we're a bunch of morons who can't figure out how to get rid of it, even though virtually no one likes tipping. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2274924&forum_id=2#23342180) |
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Date: June 6th, 2013 6:46 PM Author: Arousing umber theater Why does he show us his pizza box receipt if it doesn't show any proof that he tipped? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2274924&forum_id=2#23342190) |
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Date: June 6th, 2013 6:46 PM Author: black out-of-control gay wizard home The black family did NOT tip. The driver was saying "if he had tipped 5 he would have been an upstanding african american gentlemen". Similar to the Chris Rock nigger routine. (niggers vs black people etc.)
When they said they tipped "21%" they just took the tax and delivery fee (neither of which are tips) and calculated that as a percentage of the total, which comes out to 21%. Look at the receipt and do the math. |
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Date: June 6th, 2013 6:49 PM Author: Maroon marketing idea community account delivery fee = mandatory tipping for the owner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2274924&forum_id=2#23342209) |
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Date: June 6th, 2013 6:52 PM Author: cheese-eating stead gaping former pizza delivery bro here. 10% was pretty much standard when i was doing this in high school, and the restaurant standard at the time was 15%. you also get used to shitty tips because people who pay cash always seem to be a little short. it balances out with situations like the one from the news story where the guy clearly just had a $20 and was like "keep it."
also, rasquie is retarded. no pizza chain delivery driver makes sub-minimum wage. you make a decent hourly, though you do pay for your own gas. generally delivery drivers don't a give a flying fuck about individual tips - it's all about volume. also ex-delivery guys tend to tip the minimum acceptable because we understand all this, so you're not some hero to the working class because you plopped down $2 extra. |
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Date: June 7th, 2013 9:11 AM Author: Razzle skinny woman ceo He didnt tip $5. CNN is just doing their typical racist shitlib fact shifting. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2274924&forum_id=2#23345506) |
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Date: June 7th, 2013 9:21 AM Author: Claret mentally impaired coldplay fan well, there's a discrepancy, my man. the customer says that he tipped 21% "as usual." and the delivery guy says he didn't tip anything. Either of them could be lying to enhance their story: the delivery guy because he wanted to tell a racist story and getting no tip made his story appealing to less racist delivery bros. The customer because if he didn't give a tip at all people would be like, well....i decry the racism! but damnit those people should fucking learn to tip.
I don't know. But we should probably focus on the epic self-pwnage aspect. |
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Date: June 7th, 2013 9:25 AM Author: wonderful casino really tough guy in the audio the guy who goes on a racist rant was the one who asked if his friend was tipped, not the one who says he wasn't tipped.
Could be the racist guy was tipped by a black dude but his friend wasn't. Depends on whose phone it was. |
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Date: June 7th, 2013 9:28 AM Author: Claret mentally impaired coldplay fan oh, interesting. one thing is for sure, thats one of the most epic misdials of all time. I don't even know how that is possible...it would be damn near impossible on an iphone. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2274924&forum_id=2#23345563) |
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Date: June 7th, 2013 9:28 AM Author: Razzle skinny woman ceo Why the fuck would you go on a racist no tipping rant if they tipped $5 on a $15 order (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2274924&forum_id=2#23345561) |
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Date: June 7th, 2013 9:30 AM Author: Claret mentally impaired coldplay fan LET ME EXPLAIN MY THEORY ONE MORE TIME:
1. dude is a racist.
2. dude is surrounded by non-racists.
3. dude creates story which makes the targets of his racism appear bad in which the target performs an action loathed within his subcommunity (not tipping in the delivery community).
Now, it appears that this is NOT what happened here, but that was my working theory. HTH |
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Date: June 7th, 2013 9:32 AM Author: Razzle skinny woman ceo Who is the dude? The black guy who didnt tip? You fucking suck at explaining things (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2274924&forum_id=2#23345574) |
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Date: June 7th, 2013 9:37 AM Author: Claret mentally impaired coldplay fan just read it again once more and i promise to poast at least three times in your taking questions on living with aspergers thread. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2274924&forum_id=2#23345585) |
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Date: June 7th, 2013 9:12 AM Author: Disgusting Goyim $2 + the diff between my order and my firm meal allowance. I'm not paying, so what do I care if the guy gets a $4 tip sometimes? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2274924&forum_id=2#23345511) |
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Date: June 7th, 2013 9:15 AM Author: Electric orchestra pit what the fuck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2274924&forum_id=2#23345523) |
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Date: June 7th, 2013 9:27 AM Author: Electric orchestra pit what if you are a typical shitlib cnn racist and you get your chick fil a delivered from the cnn center by a nice white christian virgin girl as usual how much do you tip (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2274924&forum_id=2#23345559) |
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Date: June 7th, 2013 9:32 AM Author: Claret mentally impaired coldplay fan smiles and says Matthew 5:12, have a blessed day! (no tip) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2274924&forum_id=2#23345573) |
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Date: June 7th, 2013 9:50 AM Author: Cowardly internal respiration i've settled on $4 minimum, then an extra dollar or two if the order is $35-45. $10 if it's snowing or raining hard (MFH so these doods are riding around in bikes in the rain/snow). (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2274924&forum_id=2#23345612) |
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Date: June 7th, 2013 3:20 PM Author: canary field Recap:
16.53 subtotal (including 2.4 delivery fee) - 2.13 discount = 14.4 adjusted subtotal + 0.86 tax = 15.26 total
2.4 delivery fee + 0.86 tax = 3.2 /15.26 total = 21%
The guy thought the delivery fee and tax was the tip! |