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Optometrist bro here. i go on XO just to laugh at lawyers

i LOVE reading about your shitty lives and how you're called...
learning disabled motley hairy legs legend
  06/08/13
cool story bro
Lavender Swashbuckling Center
  06/08/13
(MAF lawyer who sucks at science and math)
learning disabled motley hairy legs legend
  06/08/13
optometry seems like a T5 boring med discipline
marvelous brilliant library boltzmann
  06/08/13
optometry is not a medical discipline. they're the faggots ...
Navy Hairless Pocket Flask
  06/08/13
nope it's a medical discipline, i get called DOCTOR on the r...
learning disabled motley hairy legs legend
  06/08/13
Lawyers have doctorates too, faggot.
Irradiated elite electric furnace tanning salon
  06/08/13
no one ever calls lawyers doctors, even in academia. me?...
learning disabled motley hairy legs legend
  06/08/13
You literally work next to a Hot Topic and I work in a sky s...
Irradiated elite electric furnace tanning salon
  06/08/13
I hope you get lathamed faggot - though op dumb flame.
curious space
  06/08/13
y?
Irradiated elite electric furnace tanning salon
  06/08/13
I get your dumb point on dumb flame and congrats on skyscrap...
curious space
  06/08/13
Are you jerbless or something?
Irradiated elite electric furnace tanning salon
  06/08/13
lol, pwned
bearded laughsome nowag masturbator
  06/08/13
it's actually interesting because i get to talk to my patien...
learning disabled motley hairy legs legend
  06/08/13
i'm not sure you're allowed to call them patients. you're no...
Cowardly Principal's Office
  06/08/13
lol optometry is not even a medical discipline
Cowardly Principal's Office
  06/08/13
lol @ the op's income ceiling of $150k.
pearl kitchen
  06/08/13
me: 38 hour work weeks, plenty of PTO and vacation you: L...
learning disabled motley hairy legs legend
  06/08/13
your income at 45: $105k my income at 45: $300k+
pearl kitchen
  06/08/13
you will literally never make that much money, and i made ov...
learning disabled motley hairy legs legend
  06/08/13
trust me, i'll get to $300k+ given my credentials, work ethi...
pearl kitchen
  06/08/13
No you wont dude youre a fuckin faggit
ocher hideous cumskin
  06/08/13
95% chance my career earnings will greatly exceed yours unle...
pearl kitchen
  06/08/13
(delusional lawyer who is posting while working at 2 PM on S...
learning disabled motley hairy legs legend
  06/08/13
i'm not going into law.
pearl kitchen
  06/08/13
(delusional faggot XO autistic loser with a highly inflated ...
learning disabled motley hairy legs legend
  06/08/13
I graduated college a while ago.
pearl kitchen
  06/08/13
(jobless dork)
learning disabled motley hairy legs legend
  06/08/13
i'm in grad school, but enjoy the mall. is ms. fields open t...
pearl kitchen
  06/08/13
(jobless dork)
learning disabled motley hairy legs legend
  06/08/13
is ms. fields open today? kind of in the mood for some cooki...
pearl kitchen
  06/08/13
*walks over to auntie anne's between appointments* *tells 1...
Navy Hairless Pocket Flask
  06/08/13
on a good day. probably make $105k if they're lucky.
Cowardly Principal's Office
  06/08/13
i made over 105k my first year out from OD school
learning disabled motley hairy legs legend
  06/08/13
lol OD school
Cowardly Principal's Office
  06/08/13
(lawyer)
learning disabled motley hairy legs legend
  06/08/13
Lol, moved on to a new schtick, jefe?
ocher hideous cumskin
  06/08/13
What's it like working in Walmart, bro? LOL
Lavender Swashbuckling Center
  06/08/13
i don't work at a big box retailer, but i have friends who d...
learning disabled motley hairy legs legend
  06/08/13
LOL. What's it like to work in a CVS, bro?
Lavender Swashbuckling Center
  06/08/13
do you really think optometrists work in pharmacies you stup...
learning disabled motley hairy legs legend
  06/08/13
Whatever. There's some kind of fag back there in a white co...
Lavender Swashbuckling Center
  06/08/13
every optometrist I know is a staunch reptile. Do you fit th...
Slap-happy ebony institution
  06/08/13
i wouldn't call myself staunch but i am conservative
learning disabled motley hairy legs legend
  06/08/13
I always chalked it up to an inferiority complex stemming fr...
Slap-happy ebony institution
  06/08/13
lol idiot. doctors tend to vote republican too.
outnumbered mind-boggling area becky
  06/08/13
So you spend all day asking "Is 1 clearer or 2? 3 or 4...
Domesticated indigo circlehead
  06/08/13
lol seriously that job has to be easy as fuck. the few I kno...
Slap-happy ebony institution
  06/08/13
this is actually a chill job, grats.
green site
  06/08/13
ty brother.
learning disabled motley hairy legs legend
  06/08/13
How shitty were your grades that you couldnt get into med sc...
Irradiated elite electric furnace tanning salon
  06/08/13
lol
pearl kitchen
  06/08/13
didn't try for med school, too long. probably couldn't have ...
learning disabled motley hairy legs legend
  06/08/13
what do you think of ophthalmologists? how is their lifestyl...
pontificating trip corner indirect expression
  06/08/13
have you produced any optometry scholarship
thriller messiness brethren
  06/08/13
I guess one benefit is you work right next to a cell phone k...
Odious angry goyim
  06/08/13
who has it better, you or dentists
insanely creepy arrogant ceo
  06/08/13
dentists get paid a lot more but i'm pretty sure i work a lo...
learning disabled motley hairy legs legend
  06/08/13
lawyers objectively MAF today
learning disabled motley hairy legs legend
  06/08/13
...
claret titillating school cafeteria
  06/03/20


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Date: June 8th, 2013 1:34 PM
Author: learning disabled motley hairy legs legend

i LOVE reading about your shitty lives and how you're called in to work all weekend long after working all week. makes me so happy.

taking Q's about my life, job, etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276444&forum_id=2#23352501)



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Date: June 8th, 2013 1:34 PM
Author: Lavender Swashbuckling Center

cool story bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276444&forum_id=2#23352504)



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Date: June 8th, 2013 1:35 PM
Author: learning disabled motley hairy legs legend

(MAF lawyer who sucks at science and math)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276444&forum_id=2#23352507)



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Date: June 8th, 2013 1:37 PM
Author: marvelous brilliant library boltzmann

optometry seems like a T5 boring med discipline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276444&forum_id=2#23352514)



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Date: June 8th, 2013 1:38 PM
Author: Navy Hairless Pocket Flask

optometry is not a medical discipline. they're the faggots who work at lenscrafters in the mall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276444&forum_id=2#23352520)



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Date: June 8th, 2013 1:38 PM
Author: learning disabled motley hairy legs legend

nope it's a medical discipline, i get called DOCTOR on the reg and i make six figs and don't waste my life pushing paper for 60 hours a week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276444&forum_id=2#23352524)



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Date: June 8th, 2013 1:40 PM
Author: Irradiated elite electric furnace tanning salon

Lawyers have doctorates too, faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276444&forum_id=2#23352538)



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Date: June 8th, 2013 1:41 PM
Author: learning disabled motley hairy legs legend

no one ever calls lawyers doctors, even in academia.

me? called dr in personal, professional, and academic settings

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276444&forum_id=2#23352542)



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Date: June 8th, 2013 1:51 PM
Author: Irradiated elite electric furnace tanning salon

You literally work next to a Hot Topic and I work in a sky scrapper.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276444&forum_id=2#23352608)



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Date: June 8th, 2013 1:59 PM
Author: curious space

I hope you get lathamed faggot - though op dumb flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276444&forum_id=2#23352648)



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Date: June 8th, 2013 2:01 PM
Author: Irradiated elite electric furnace tanning salon

y?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276444&forum_id=2#23352658)



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Date: June 8th, 2013 2:05 PM
Author: curious space

I get your dumb point on dumb flame and congrats on skyscrapers bro, it's most inspiring.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276444&forum_id=2#23352678)



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Date: June 8th, 2013 2:08 PM
Author: Irradiated elite electric furnace tanning salon

Are you jerbless or something?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276444&forum_id=2#23352691)



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Date: June 8th, 2013 3:50 PM
Author: bearded laughsome nowag masturbator

lol, pwned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276444&forum_id=2#23353386)



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Date: June 8th, 2013 1:38 PM
Author: learning disabled motley hairy legs legend

it's actually interesting because i get to talk to my patients all day, and i have the chillest job and life imaginable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276444&forum_id=2#23352522)



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Date: June 8th, 2013 1:39 PM
Author: Cowardly Principal's Office

i'm not sure you're allowed to call them patients. you're not a doctor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276444&forum_id=2#23352533)



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Date: June 8th, 2013 1:39 PM
Author: Cowardly Principal's Office

lol optometry is not even a medical discipline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276444&forum_id=2#23352526)



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Date: June 8th, 2013 1:38 PM
Author: pearl kitchen

lol @ the op's income ceiling of $150k.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276444&forum_id=2#23352525)



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Date: June 8th, 2013 1:39 PM
Author: learning disabled motley hairy legs legend

me: 38 hour work weeks, plenty of PTO and vacation

you: LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276444&forum_id=2#23352530)



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Date: June 8th, 2013 1:40 PM
Author: pearl kitchen

your income at 45: $105k

my income at 45: $300k+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276444&forum_id=2#23352537)



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Date: June 8th, 2013 1:41 PM
Author: learning disabled motley hairy legs legend

you will literally never make that much money, and i made over 105k my first year out dumbass. LOL at your 50 hour workweeks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276444&forum_id=2#23352539)



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Date: June 8th, 2013 1:43 PM
Author: pearl kitchen

trust me, i'll get to $300k+ given my credentials, work ethic, financial backing, network, and lack of non-job responsibilities. however, you will not.

enjoy working in the mall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276444&forum_id=2#23352555)



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Date: June 8th, 2013 1:44 PM
Author: ocher hideous cumskin

No you wont dude youre a fuckin faggit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276444&forum_id=2#23352560)



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Date: June 8th, 2013 1:46 PM
Author: pearl kitchen

95% chance my career earnings will greatly exceed yours unless I get hit by a bus or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276444&forum_id=2#23352575)



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Date: June 8th, 2013 1:44 PM
Author: learning disabled motley hairy legs legend

(delusional lawyer who is posting while working at 2 PM on Sat)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276444&forum_id=2#23352562)



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Date: June 8th, 2013 1:45 PM
Author: pearl kitchen

i'm not going into law.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276444&forum_id=2#23352572)



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Date: June 8th, 2013 1:46 PM
Author: learning disabled motley hairy legs legend

(delusional faggot XO autistic loser with a highly inflated sense of self-worth, but actually is a dweeby college student)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276444&forum_id=2#23352577)



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Date: June 8th, 2013 1:46 PM
Author: pearl kitchen

I graduated college a while ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276444&forum_id=2#23352582)



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Date: June 8th, 2013 1:47 PM
Author: learning disabled motley hairy legs legend

(jobless dork)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276444&forum_id=2#23352583)



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Date: June 8th, 2013 1:47 PM
Author: pearl kitchen

i'm in grad school, but enjoy the mall. is ms. fields open today?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276444&forum_id=2#23352586)



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Date: June 8th, 2013 1:47 PM
Author: learning disabled motley hairy legs legend

(jobless dork)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276444&forum_id=2#23352589)



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Date: June 8th, 2013 1:48 PM
Author: pearl kitchen

is ms. fields open today? kind of in the mood for some cookies. see if you can grab me a few, i'll pay you back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276444&forum_id=2#23352591)



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Date: June 8th, 2013 1:57 PM
Author: Navy Hairless Pocket Flask

*walks over to auntie anne's between appointments*

*tells 17 year old working the counter, he'd like to bend her into a pretzel*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276444&forum_id=2#23352639)



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Date: June 8th, 2013 1:39 PM
Author: Cowardly Principal's Office

on a good day. probably make $105k if they're lucky.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276444&forum_id=2#23352531)



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Date: June 8th, 2013 1:39 PM
Author: learning disabled motley hairy legs legend

i made over 105k my first year out from OD school

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276444&forum_id=2#23352532)



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Date: June 8th, 2013 1:40 PM
Author: Cowardly Principal's Office

lol OD school

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276444&forum_id=2#23352535)



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Date: June 8th, 2013 1:40 PM
Author: learning disabled motley hairy legs legend

(lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276444&forum_id=2#23352536)



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Date: June 8th, 2013 1:42 PM
Author: ocher hideous cumskin

Lol, moved on to a new schtick, jefe?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276444&forum_id=2#23352545)



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Date: June 8th, 2013 1:42 PM
Author: Lavender Swashbuckling Center

What's it like working in Walmart, bro? LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276444&forum_id=2#23352547)



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Date: June 8th, 2013 1:43 PM
Author: learning disabled motley hairy legs legend

i don't work at a big box retailer, but i have friends who do and they say its ok

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276444&forum_id=2#23352553)



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Date: June 8th, 2013 1:44 PM
Author: Lavender Swashbuckling Center

LOL. What's it like to work in a CVS, bro?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276444&forum_id=2#23352559)



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Date: June 8th, 2013 1:44 PM
Author: learning disabled motley hairy legs legend

do you really think optometrists work in pharmacies you stupid lawyer fuck?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276444&forum_id=2#23352565)



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Date: June 8th, 2013 1:46 PM
Author: Lavender Swashbuckling Center

Whatever. There's some kind of fag back there in a white coat pretending to play doctor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276444&forum_id=2#23352579)



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Date: June 8th, 2013 1:44 PM
Author: Slap-happy ebony institution

every optometrist I know is a staunch reptile. Do you fit this mold?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276444&forum_id=2#23352558)



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Date: June 8th, 2013 1:45 PM
Author: learning disabled motley hairy legs legend

i wouldn't call myself staunch but i am conservative

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276444&forum_id=2#23352567)



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Date: June 8th, 2013 1:50 PM
Author: Slap-happy ebony institution

I always chalked it up to an inferiority complex stemming from them not being not real doctors but wanting the respect of real doctors. fair assessment?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276444&forum_id=2#23352599)



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Date: June 8th, 2013 2:07 PM
Author: outnumbered mind-boggling area becky

lol idiot. doctors tend to vote republican too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276444&forum_id=2#23352686)



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Date: June 8th, 2013 1:50 PM
Author: Domesticated indigo circlehead

So you spend all day asking "Is 1 clearer or 2? 3 or 4?". Seems like a chill profession, but not terribly challenging.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276444&forum_id=2#23352600)



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Date: June 8th, 2013 1:51 PM
Author: Slap-happy ebony institution

lol seriously that job has to be easy as fuck. the few I know are all sub 100 IQ but have good work ethics

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276444&forum_id=2#23352606)



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Date: June 8th, 2013 1:53 PM
Author: green site

this is actually a chill job, grats.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276444&forum_id=2#23352614)



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Date: June 8th, 2013 4:13 PM
Author: learning disabled motley hairy legs legend

ty brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276444&forum_id=2#23353534)



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Date: June 8th, 2013 1:54 PM
Author: Irradiated elite electric furnace tanning salon

How shitty were your grades that you couldnt get into med school?

Also, describe how fat and ugly your wife is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276444&forum_id=2#23352625)



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Date: June 8th, 2013 2:02 PM
Author: pearl kitchen

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276444&forum_id=2#23352659)



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Date: June 8th, 2013 4:14 PM
Author: learning disabled motley hairy legs legend

didn't try for med school, too long. probably couldn't have done it tbh, don't have the drive.

not married, dating a gappy objective 8 who is in M7

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276444&forum_id=2#23353540)



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Date: June 8th, 2013 2:04 PM
Author: pontificating trip corner indirect expression

what do you think of ophthalmologists? how is their lifestyle?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276444&forum_id=2#23352671)



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Date: June 8th, 2013 2:08 PM
Author: thriller messiness brethren

have you produced any optometry scholarship

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276444&forum_id=2#23352693)



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Date: June 8th, 2013 2:10 PM
Author: Odious angry goyim

I guess one benefit is you work right next to a cell phone kiosk so if you have issues with your phone you get quick service

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276444&forum_id=2#23352711)



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Date: June 8th, 2013 2:15 PM
Author: insanely creepy arrogant ceo

who has it better, you or dentists

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276444&forum_id=2#23352739)



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Date: June 8th, 2013 4:14 PM
Author: learning disabled motley hairy legs legend

dentists get paid a lot more but i'm pretty sure i work a lot less harder than they do...hours must be about the same tho.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276444&forum_id=2#23353538)



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Date: June 8th, 2013 4:18 PM
Author: learning disabled motley hairy legs legend

lawyers objectively MAF today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276444&forum_id=2#23353561)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 6:55 AM
Author: claret titillating school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276444&forum_id=2#40335834)