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COME HEAR AND TELL ALL YOUR FUNY JOKES!!!!@!

WHAT DO YOU CALL CHIPS THAT ARENT YOURS NACHO CHIPS!!!!!! L...
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  07/29/05
WHAT DO YOU SAY TO A CHICK WITH TWO
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  05/16/06
WHAT DID ONE WALL SAY TO THE OTHER WALL MEET YOU AT THE CORN...
crawly beta blood rage background story
  07/29/05
haha, this one actually made me laugh. this would be a good...
Cruel-hearted Preventive Strike
  07/29/05
WHAT KIND OF HOUSE HAS NO ROOMS IN IT A MUSHROOM! WAIT WH...
crawly beta blood rage background story
  07/29/05
WHAT'S GREY??? A MELTED PENGUIN!!!!! LOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLO
crawly beta blood rage background story
  07/29/05
lol
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  07/27/06
WHY DO FISH LIVE IN SALTWATER BECAUSE PEPPER MAKES THEM SNEZ...
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  07/29/05
WHAT DID THE ITALIAN SALAD DRESSING SAY TO THE REFRIGERATOR ...
crawly beta blood rage background story
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WHERE DO COMPUTERS GO TO DANCE THE DISK-O!!!!!!! LOL THAT O...
crawly beta blood rage background story
  07/29/05
A PONY WALKS INTO THE BAR AND ASKS FOR THE DRINK BUT THE BAR...
crawly beta blood rage background story
  07/29/05
this one is funny and its only made better by LOL I DON'T RE...
hideous fortuitous meteor
  10/20/05
HOW MUCH DOES IT COST TO BUY CORN FROM A PIRATE A BUCK-AN-EA...
crawly beta blood rage background story
  07/29/05
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LOL I DONT GET THAT ONE EITHER BUT IT SOUNDS FUNY!!!!!!
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nighttime gay bawdyhouse
  07/29/05
LOL WHATEVER I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE SYLALBLE JOKE IS BUT IT S...
crawly beta blood rage background story
  07/29/05
lol
flickering idiot
  01/25/06
um... you mean his 5th?
wine irradiated garrison
  01/21/06
that's what i was thinking, too.
Anal Weed Whacker
  07/27/06
THIS THREAD IS AWESOME
Abusive pea-brained deer antler gaming laptop
  07/29/05
WHAT DO YOU CALL A CAT THAT IS FROZEN A CATSICLE!!!!! LOL I ...
crawly beta blood rage background story
  07/29/05
WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7???? CUZ 789!!!!111! HAHAHAHAHA
Abusive pea-brained deer antler gaming laptop
  07/29/05
LOL OMG I FORGOT THAT 1 AND ITS LIKE ONE OF MY FAVORITES!!! ...
crawly beta blood rage background story
  07/29/05
HAhahahah I want some of whatever you're on today.
Cruel-hearted Preventive Strike
  07/29/05
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Poppy forum electric furnace
  08/01/05
WHAT DO YOU CALL A MAN WITH NO ARMS AND NO LEGS IN A HOLE FI...
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WHAT DO YOU CALL A MAN WITH NO ARMS AND NO LEGS IN A SWIMMIN...
crawly beta blood rage background story
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WHAT DO YOU CALL A MAN WITH NO ARMS AND NO LEGS ON YOUR DOOR...
crawly beta blood rage background story
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WHAT DO YOU CALL A MAN WITH NO ARMS AND NO LEGS ON YOUR WALL...
vivacious dull codepig sanctuary
  01/29/06
WHAT IS A DUCKS FAVORITE SNACK AT SNACKTIME CHEESE AND QUACK...
crawly beta blood rage background story
  07/29/05
THIS THREAD.
pearl hall lettuce
  07/29/05
LOL THATS NOT EVEN A JOKE BUT WHATEVER!!!!! DO YOU PLAY P...
crawly beta blood rage background story
  07/29/05
HAY THAT REMINDS ME WHY DID PIKACHU CROSS THE ROAD TO GET TO...
crawly beta blood rage background story
  07/29/05
Hmmm. THE NEXT TIME SOMEONE SAYS "I'LL BE BACK," ...
Bipolar beady-eyed set
  07/29/05
LOL YOU GUYS MUST ALL BE IN BAND CLASS OR SOMETHING!!!!!
crawly beta blood rage background story
  07/29/05
NOPE. NEVER!
Bipolar beady-eyed set
  07/29/05
WHAT DID THE CHEWING GUM SAY TO THE SHOE I'M STUCK ON YOU!!!...
crawly beta blood rage background story
  07/29/05
WHO GRANTED THE FISHS WISH THE FAIRY COD MOTHER!!!!!! LOL I ...
crawly beta blood rage background story
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WHO ALWAYS STEALS THE SOAP FROM THE BATHROOM THE ROBBER DUCK...
crawly beta blood rage background story
  07/29/05
WHEN DOES THE CART COME BEOFRE THE HORSE IN THE DICTIONARY!!...
crawly beta blood rage background story
  07/29/05
LOL THIS ONE REMINDED ME OF THE PONY JOKE BUT I ALREADY TOLD...
crawly beta blood rage background story
  07/29/05
the 180 joke of a 180 thread
Emerald lodge
  08/22/07
WHAT HAS 3 FEET AND NO LEGS A YARDSTICK!!!! LOL I SHOULDVE ...
crawly beta blood rage background story
  07/29/05
WHAT HAS NINE ARMS AND SUCKS DEF LEPPARD!!!!!! LOLOLOL MY OL...
crawly beta blood rage background story
  07/29/05
damn this is also funny
hideous fortuitous meteor
  10/20/05
WHERE DO BIRDS LIVE IN A BIRDHOUSE!!!!! LOL NEVERMIND
crawly beta blood rage background story
  07/29/05
CAN YOU USE A HAMMAR IN MATH CLASS NO YOU NEED TO USE MUTLI-...
crawly beta blood rage background story
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WHAT BEGINS WITH A T ENDS WITH A T AND IS FULL OF T A TEAPOT...
crawly beta blood rage background story
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MY TEACHER BLAMED ME FOR SOMETHING I DIDNT DO WHAT WAS IT MY...
crawly beta blood rage background story
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HOW MANY MIDGETS DOES IT TAKE TO SCREW IN A LIGHT BULB THREE...
crawly beta blood rage background story
  07/29/05
Awesome.
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  12/07/05
WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN UR MOM AND A REFRIGERATOR? TH...
Cracking Indigo Hell
  07/29/05
WHAT KIND OF NAPS DOES A CAT TAKE A CATNAP!!!!!!!!! LOL
crawly beta blood rage background story
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WHATS STINKY AND LIKES TO EAT HONEY WIHNNY'S POO!!!! LOL THA...
crawly beta blood rage background story
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HA!
Domesticated Range Mexican
  07/30/05
WHY WERE THE PEANUTS SCARED TO WALK ALONE AT NIGHT BECAUSE O...
crawly beta blood rage background story
  07/30/05
180
Glassy laughsome chapel giraffe
  10/20/05
HOW MANY MICE DOES IT TAKE TO SCREW IN A LIGHTBULB TWO ONE O...
crawly beta blood rage background story
  07/30/05
This thread is the worst in the history of history.
Learning Disabled Senate Cuckold
  07/30/05
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Poppy forum electric furnace
  08/01/05
It is most certainly not. This is my finals week stress rel...
Chestnut clown
  12/07/05
HORSE WALKS INTO A BAR. BARTENDER ASKS "WHY THE LONG FA...
Racy black woman
  07/30/05
WHAT DID THE EGG SAY TO THE BOILING WATER?? IT MAY TAKE ME A...
Avocado spectacular orchestra pit
  07/30/05
hahahahaha
Glassy laughsome chapel giraffe
  10/20/05
ANYBODY SEEN THAT NEW PIRATE MOVIE??? IT'S RATED AAAARRRRRRR...
High-end drunken rehab sneaky criminal
  07/30/05
ROFL
Glassy laughsome chapel giraffe
  10/20/05
WHAT GETS WETTER THE MORE IT DRIES??? A TOWEL! LOL!
Lascivious Resort
  07/30/05
What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead ...
Wonderful cobalt principal's office sound barrier
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WHEN IS A ROOM NOT A ROOM WHEN ITS A TOADSTOOL!!! LOL I ALWA...
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WHAT DO YOU CALL A CATCHER NAMED JOE MAUER A HALL OF FAMER ...
Multi-colored Flatulent School Cafeteria Scourge Upon The Earth
  07/30/05
A GUY WALKS INTO A BAR OW! LOL I DON'T UNDERSTAND THAT ONE ...
crawly beta blood rage background story
  07/31/05
There are dozens of epic lines in this thread, but I think t...
Chestnut clown
  10/20/05
WHAT DID ONE CHICKEN SAY TO THE OTHER CHICKEN YOUR GOOSE IS ...
crawly beta blood rage background story
  07/31/05
WHY DO COWS ALWAYS RENT UHAULS BECAUSE THEIR ALWAYS MOOOOOVI...
crawly beta blood rage background story
  07/31/05
And the paper read: "Feed the nigger at 6:00."
Diverse peach house marketing idea
  07/31/05
WHEN IS MILK NOT MILK WHEN ITS CHEESE!!! LOL EDIT: OR YOG...
crawly beta blood rage background story
  08/01/05
A PIECE OF ROPE GOES INTO A BAR AND THE BARTENDER SAYS SORRY...
crawly beta blood rage background story
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lol
Glassy laughsome chapel giraffe
  10/20/05
Hot Gorilla Shit.
arousing gay wizard macaca
  12/07/05
WHY DID THE CHICKEN CORSS THE PLAYGROUND TO GET TO THE OTHER...
crawly beta blood rage background story
  08/01/05
WHY IS IT THAT WOMEN HAVE NO BRAINS BECAUSE THEY DON'T HA...
Poppy forum electric furnace
  08/01/05
I don't get this one.
Glassy laughsome chapel giraffe
  10/20/05
Seriously Joires give it a fucking rest
hideous fortuitous meteor
  10/20/05
I want to murder you in your sleep, then take your eyes out ...
Glassy laughsome chapel giraffe
  10/20/05
i dont doubt that at all. youve proven yourself to be a soc...
hideous fortuitous meteor
  10/20/05
Theo gave away far too much information. He's asking to b...
Glassy laughsome chapel giraffe
  10/20/05
this is also an awesome exchange
Emerald lodge
  08/22/07
it is
stirring meetinghouse
  04/17/08
I've got even money joires was on meth at the time.
exhilarant silver library
  04/17/08
lmao at this thread.
Trip rambunctious immigrant
  10/20/05
Great thread. I had forgotten it.
amethyst people who are hurt site
  10/20/05
Best. Thread. Ever.
arousing gay wizard macaca
  12/07/05
WHAT KIND OF BERRY IS MADE OUT OF STRAW A STRAWBERRY!!!!!!!L...
crawly beta blood rage background story
  01/19/06
WHATS BROWN AND STICKY A STICK!!!!! LOL I GET IT BUT IT TAKE...
crawly beta blood rage background story
  01/19/06
This is--and I'm not kidding--my favorite joke of all time. ...
Talented Psychic Roast Beef
  01/19/06
LOL I DONT KNOW A STICK??!?!? LOL THAT WOULD BE THE SAME JO...
crawly beta blood rage background story
  01/19/06
LETTUCE!!! BWAHAHAHAH!!! Of course, you have to tell i...
Talented Psychic Roast Beef
  01/19/06
I do, by the way, in all honesty believe that the "brow...
crawly beta blood rage background story
  01/19/06
WHY DID THE COMPUTER BYE GLASSES TO IMPROVE ITS WEBSIGHT!!!!...
crawly beta blood rage background story
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DID YOU KNOW THAT CHICKEN SOUP IS GOOD FOR YOUR HEALTH NOT I...
crawly beta blood rage background story
  01/19/06
"THAT ONE IS FUNNY BUT ALSO SAD" I pissed my pant...
hideous fortuitous meteor
  01/20/06
Great joke.
Contagious newt kitchen
  01/20/06
WHAT HAPPENED TO THE WOMAN WHO SLEPT UNDERNEATH THE CAR SHE ...
crawly beta blood rage background story
  01/19/06
IF YOUR AMERICAN WHEN YOUR INSIDE AND YOUR AMERICAN WHEN YOU...
crawly beta blood rage background story
  01/19/06
I LOL'd
Heady orange locus athletic conference
  01/20/06
WHERE DOES A TRICERATOPS SIT DOWN ON HIS TRICERABOTTOM!!!!!!...
crawly beta blood rage background story
  01/19/06
A WOMAN GOES INTO A BAR AND ORDERS A DOUBLE ENTENDRE SO THE ...
crawly beta blood rage background story
  01/19/06
this one is actually on par with "whats brown and stick...
hideous fortuitous meteor
  01/20/06
haha
motley church building
  01/20/06
A BABY SEAL WALKS INTO A BAR AND THE BARTENDER SAYS WHAT DO ...
crawly beta blood rage background story
  01/19/06
Did you bump this at my request? If so, I <3 you.
Trip rambunctious immigrant
  01/19/06
LOL YOU SMELL LIKE MY GRANDMA
crawly beta blood rage background story
  01/19/06
like cookies and love?
Trip rambunctious immigrant
  01/19/06
LOL I DONT KNOW WHAT COOKIES YOU LIKE TO EAT BUT MINE DONT S...
crawly beta blood rage background story
  01/19/06
LOLZZZ!!!
Contagious newt kitchen
  01/20/06
SO A MAN TELLS A DOCTOR THAT HE HAS A STRAWBERRY STUCK UP HI...
crawly beta blood rage background story
  01/19/06
ROFLLEZ!
Contagious newt kitchen
  01/20/06
WHEN DOES A BIGFOOT MONSTER EAT ITS BREAKFAST IN THE MORNING...
crawly beta blood rage background story
  01/19/06
A WOMAN IS AT THE SUPERMARKET AND BUYS MILK, EGGS, COFFEE, F...
crawly beta blood rage background story
  01/19/06
I almost shit my pants. This is a top 5 thread. Fucking am...
concupiscible menage
  01/19/06
THAT REMINDS ME OF A FUNNIE JOKE I HEARD WHY DOES FLO JO ALW...
crawly beta blood rage background story
  01/19/06
Awesome. Are you making these up?
Contagious newt kitchen
  01/20/06
DID YOU HEAR THE ONE ABOUT THE JOKE WITH NO PUNCHLINE LOLOLO...
crawly beta blood rage background story
  01/19/06
MY FRIEND CARL ALWAYS TELLS THIS ONE JOKE BUT I ALWAYS SCREW...
crawly beta blood rage background story
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180
Contagious newt kitchen
  01/20/06
WHAT IS FORTY FEET LONG AND HAS EIGHT TEETH THE FRONT ROW AT...
crawly beta blood rage background story
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A WOMAN GETS A BIG BILL FROM THE DENTIST SO SHE CALLS HIM AN...
crawly beta blood rage background story
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...
adventurous milky hissy fit base
  01/20/06
LOL THATS A GOOD ONE I WAS TRYING TO THINK OF A JOKE LIKE WH...
crawly beta blood rage background story
  01/20/06
WHY DIDNT THE HOT DOG STAR IN THE MOVIE BECAUSE THE ROLLS WE...
crawly beta blood rage background story
  01/20/06
Hahaha.
Glassy laughsome chapel giraffe
  01/20/06
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stimulating Lay Circlehead
  01/20/06
:( YOU ARE A BAD MAN AND I DONT WANT TO PLAY WITH YOU
crawly beta blood rage background story
  01/20/06
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stimulating Lay Circlehead
  01/20/06
...
Carnelian pozpig
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...
Stimulating Lay Circlehead
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SO THERE ARE THESE TWO MUFFINS IN THE OVEN, AND THE ONE MUFF...
Ultramarine crackhouse boltzmann
  01/20/06
UMMM THAT NOT EVEN FUNNY BECAUSE BOTH MUFFENS CAN TALK SO IT...
crawly beta blood rage background story
  01/20/06
SORRY I DIDNT MEAN TO BE MEEN YOU JUST HAVE TO PRACTICE MORE...
crawly beta blood rage background story
  01/20/06
it's my favortie joke.
Ultramarine crackhouse boltzmann
  01/20/06
I DONT THINK SO BECAUSE IM REALLY GOOD AT TELLING JOKES BECA...
crawly beta blood rage background story
  01/20/06
SALLY BAKED DADDY A CAKE BUT DADDY SAID SILLY SALLY YOU MIXE...
mahogany juggernaut
  01/20/06
LOL I THINK ITS FUNY BECAUSE NOBODY LIKES A SALTY CAKE!!!!! ...
crawly beta blood rage background story
  01/20/06
LOLOLOL! I GET IT NOW!
mahogany juggernaut
  01/20/06
ITS SORTA LIKE A SALTY BABE SINCE THEY'RE RETARDED AND NOT T...
Contagious newt kitchen
  01/20/06
WHY DONT BLIND PEOPLE SKYDIVE BECAUSE IT SCARES THE DOG TOO ...
crawly beta blood rage background story
  01/20/06
YO MAMA SO STUPID SHE THINKS A QUARTERBACK IS A REFUND!!!!!!...
crawly beta blood rage background story
  01/20/06
HOW MANY EARS DID DAVY CROCKETT HAVE HE HAD THREE HIS LEFT E...
crawly beta blood rage background story
  01/20/06
A BOY WENT TO A DOCTOR AND HE HAD A CANDY BAR IN ONE EAR AND...
crawly beta blood rage background story
  01/21/06
WHATS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A TEACHER AND A TRAIN A TRAIN S...
crawly beta blood rage background story
  01/21/06
WHY DO BIRDS FLY SOUTH BECAUSE ITS TO FAR TO WALK!!!!! LOLAH...
crawly beta blood rage background story
  01/21/06
A LITTLE BLIND BOY GETS INTO BED AND HIS MOM SAYS IF YOU MAK...
crawly beta blood rage background story
  01/21/06
Dammit, Mom!
Contagious newt kitchen
  01/21/06
A DOCTOR SAYS I HAVE BAD NEWS AND WORSE NEWS AND THE MAN SAY...
crawly beta blood rage background story
  01/21/06
Stop it.
outnumbered boyish friendly grandma bbw
  01/21/06
WHATEVER WHY DID THE MONKEY FALL OUT OF THE TREE BECAUSE IT ...
crawly beta blood rage background story
  01/21/06
bwahahahahahaha!!!!!!
Odious citrine station
  01/25/06
WHY DID TIGGER LOOK INTO THE TOILET TO FIND POO!!!!! AHAHAHA...
crawly beta blood rage background story
  01/21/06
WHAT DO YOU CALL A FISH WITH NO EYES A FSH!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAH ...
crawly beta blood rage background story
  01/23/06
A DYSLEXIC MAN WALKS INTO A RAB. HAHAHAHALOAL RAB
crawly beta blood rage background story
  01/23/06
WHAT DID ONE EYE SAY TO THE OTHER EYE BETWEEN THE TWO OF US ...
crawly beta blood rage background story
  01/25/06
A MAN WALKS INTO A PSYCHIATRIST'S OFFICE WEARING NOTHING BUT...
Odious citrine station
  01/25/06
LOL THATS FUNY BECAUSE SARANWRAP IS CLEAR SO HE CAN CLEARLY ...
crawly beta blood rage background story
  01/25/06
WHY CANT YOU HEAR A PTERODACTYL GO POTTY BECAUSE IT HAS A SI...
crawly beta blood rage background story
  01/25/06
TIME FLIES LIKE AN ARROW AND FRUIT FLIES LIKE A BANANA!!!! ...
crawly beta blood rage background story
  01/26/06
20 points to the first person who can tell me the chief prob...
Ivory whorehouse
  01/26/06
LOL I GIVE UP WHAT NOT ENOUGH JOKES LOLHAHAHA
crawly beta blood rage background story
  01/26/06
CORDUROY PILLOWS ARE MAKING HEADLINES!!!!! LOL I THINK THIS ...
crawly beta blood rage background story
  01/26/06
WHAT KIND OF HAIRCUT DOESNT A SEA CAPTAIN LIKE A CREW CUT!!!...
crawly beta blood rage background story
  01/26/06
WHAT DO YOU USE TO FIX A TUBA A TUBA GLUE!!!! LOLAHHHAHAH
crawly beta blood rage background story
  01/27/06
WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU GIVE VIAGRA TO A LAWYER HE JUST GETS T...
crawly beta blood rage background story
  01/28/06
...
adventurous milky hissy fit base
  01/28/06
Allah Made Me Sexy
red cerebral double fault useless brakes
  01/30/06
LOL YOU DON'T MAKE ANY SENSE AND ALSO YOU'RE A BAD RAPPER LO...
crawly beta blood rage background story
  01/30/06
This thread never gets old.
Exciting yellow foreskin organic girlfriend
  02/09/06
this thread is so great
seedy market filthpig
  05/03/06
lol
Infuriating National
  08/22/07
A BLONDE WOMAN GOES TO THE DOCTOR AND SAYS I HURT EVERYWHERE...
crawly beta blood rage background story
  02/05/06
Never fucking forget.
Glittery school
  03/09/06
I miss pedicabo
hideous fortuitous meteor
  04/28/06
What'd the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my ...
clear tanning salon
  05/16/06
What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheelchair? Rolaids!
concupiscible menage
  05/16/06
What's the opposite of Christopher Reeve? Christopher ...
Dun sexy property milk
  05/16/06
whats the name of the new black/mexican restaraunt down the ...
big fear-inspiring azn reading party
  05/16/06
...
Razzle-dazzle Onyx State Dopamine
  06/28/06
This thread makes me happy.
clear tanning salon
  06/28/06
...
Claret Mind-boggling Pit
  07/24/06
...
Claret Mind-boggling Pit
  07/25/06
WHAT HAPPENED WHEN THE OPTOMETRIST FELL INTO THE GLASSES MAC...
charismatic theatre
  07/27/06
What happens when you mix a rhino and an elephant? Elifino ...
vivacious dull codepig sanctuary
  07/27/06
This is funny.
Underhanded pink trailer park
  07/27/06
hey on a more serious note...have you guys heard the pope is...
lilac hospital
  07/27/06
apparently he got it from touching a little boy
charismatic theatre
  07/27/06
DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE STOLEN SHIPMENT OF VIAGRA? THE POLICE...
Claret Mind-boggling Pit
  07/27/06
A piece of sausage walks into a bar. It sits at the counter...
hideous fortuitous meteor
  08/04/06
the cia is hiring an assassin, but they are worried because ...
mustard aphrodisiac community account
  08/04/06
sorry this isn't in keeping with the tone of the thread, but...
mustard aphrodisiac community account
  08/04/06
I heard that one a long time ago. Best joke in this entire ...
charismatic theatre
  08/04/06
<bow>
mustard aphrodisiac community account
  08/04/06
ahahahhahahhahahah
Emerald lodge
  08/22/07
Only funny joke here.
Electric brindle multi-billionaire skinny woman
  05/28/08
bump
confused tan genital piercing heaven
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...
federal fantasy-prone stag film persian
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Dashing Den
  10/09/06
This needed a bump
flirting gold indian lodge
  11/03/06
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flushed swollen regret
  11/04/06
I feel more dumbener after reading thru this post.
Chrome geriatric stage
  01/06/07
MOMMY DADDY AND BABY TOMATO WERE CROSSING THE STREET. BABY ...
Vigorous mad-dog skullcap
  01/06/07
i'd never read this thread before. fuck, is it funny. the li...
stirring meetinghouse
  01/06/07
I needed a laugh today.
swashbuckling toilet seat address
  08/22/07
A WOMAN ASKED HER DOCTOR IF YOU CAN GET PREGNANT FROM ANAL S...
flirting gold indian lodge
  08/22/07
WHAT DID THE MISSISSIPPI ROAD TELL THE STATE TROOPER IT WAS ...
flirting gold indian lodge
  08/22/07
YESTERDAY I GOT THROWN OUT OF THE CASINO... APPARENTLY I MIS...
flirting gold indian lodge
  08/27/07
WHAT DID GEORGE WASHINGTON TELL HIS MEN BEFORE THEY CROSSED ...
flirting gold indian lodge
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stirring meetinghouse
  11/17/07
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Hairraiser Son Of Senegal Home
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stirring meetinghouse
  04/17/08
CP3 IS THE MVP!!!
Zippy gaping
  04/17/08
The fact that this thread is never ranked among the all time...
Thriller umber jap incel
  05/10/08
Girl: Mommy, can you get pregnant by having anal sex? Mo...
Ruddy Pervert Public Bath
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Fragrant mildly autistic plaza
  06/28/08
180 bump
Thriller umber jap incel
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BOYS HAVE A PENIS AND GIRLS HAVE A VAINGA LULZ!!! <sou...
mustard aphrodisiac community account
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Date: July 29th, 2005 4:44 PM
Author: crawly beta blood rage background story

WHAT DO YOU CALL CHIPS THAT ARENT YOURS NACHO CHIPS!!!!!!

LOL HAHAHAHAHAH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3444411)





Date: January 20th, 2006 6:30 PM
Author: Bearded locale volcanic crater

WHAT DO YOU SAY TO A CHICK WITH TWO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4868644)





Date: May 16th, 2006 4:06 PM
Author: big fear-inspiring azn reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#5795657)





Date: July 29th, 2005 5:10 PM
Author: crawly beta blood rage background story

WHAT DID ONE WALL SAY TO THE OTHER WALL MEET YOU AT THE CORNER!!!!!

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3444729)





Date: July 29th, 2005 5:11 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted Preventive Strike

haha, this one actually made me laugh. this would be a good one to tell a chick while both of you are plastered.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3444740)





Date: July 29th, 2005 5:12 PM
Author: crawly beta blood rage background story

WHAT KIND OF HOUSE HAS NO ROOMS IN IT A MUSHROOM!

WAIT WHAT KIND OF ROOM ISN'T IN A HOUSE A MUSHROOM!!!!!

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3444750)





Date: July 29th, 2005 5:15 PM
Author: crawly beta blood rage background story

WHAT'S GREY???

A MELTED PENGUIN!!!!!

LOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3444794)





Date: July 27th, 2006 12:29 PM
Author: Supple lemon windowlicker brunch

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#6313358)





Date: July 29th, 2005 5:16 PM
Author: crawly beta blood rage background story

WHY DO FISH LIVE IN SALTWATER BECAUSE PEPPER MAKES THEM SNEZE!!!!!!

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3444806)





Date: July 29th, 2005 5:19 PM
Author: crawly beta blood rage background story

WHAT DID THE ITALIAN SALAD DRESSING SAY TO THE REFRIGERATOR DOOR CLOSE THE DOOR IM DRESSING!!!!!! LOLOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3444845)





Date: July 29th, 2005 5:20 PM
Author: crawly beta blood rage background story

WHERE DO COMPUTERS GO TO DANCE THE DISK-O!!!!!!!

LOL THAT ONE IS GREAT!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3444875)





Date: July 29th, 2005 5:23 PM
Author: crawly beta blood rage background story

A PONY WALKS INTO THE BAR AND ASKS FOR THE DRINK BUT THE BARTENDER SAYS I CANT HEAR YOU WHY DONT YOU SPEAK UP AND THE PONY SAYS SORRY I'M A LITTLE HOARSE.

LOL I DON'T REALLY GET THIS ONE!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3444908)





Date: October 20th, 2005 2:06 PM
Author: hideous fortuitous meteor

this one is funny and its only made better by LOL I DON'T REALLY GET THIS ONE!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4092597)





Date: July 29th, 2005 5:27 PM
Author: crawly beta blood rage background story

HOW MUCH DOES IT COST TO BUY CORN FROM A PIRATE A BUCK-AN-EAR!!!!!!!!!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3444958)





Date: July 29th, 2005 5:32 PM
Author: nighttime gay bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3445005)





Date: July 29th, 2005 5:33 PM
Author: crawly beta blood rage background story

LOL I DONT GET THAT ONE EITHER BUT IT SOUNDS FUNY!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3445022)





Date: July 29th, 2005 5:36 PM
Author: nighttime gay bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3445053)





Date: July 29th, 2005 5:37 PM
Author: crawly beta blood rage background story

LOL WHATEVER I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE SYLALBLE JOKE IS BUT IT SOUNDS FUN TO SAY BANANANANANANAN

LIKE IN THAT NAME GAME SONG JOHN JOHN BO BAUM BANANAFANA FO FOM LOL HAHAHAH!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3445076)





Date: January 25th, 2006 9:40 PM
Author: flickering idiot

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4908522)





Date: January 21st, 2006 1:13 AM
Author: wine irradiated garrison

um... you mean his 5th?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4872303)





Date: July 27th, 2006 11:17 AM
Author: Anal Weed Whacker

that's what i was thinking, too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#6312785)





Date: July 29th, 2005 5:33 PM
Author: Abusive pea-brained deer antler gaming laptop

THIS THREAD IS AWESOME

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3445028)





Date: July 29th, 2005 5:34 PM
Author: crawly beta blood rage background story

WHAT DO YOU CALL A CAT THAT IS FROZEN A CATSICLE!!!!! LOL I MADE THAT ONE UP BY MYSELF!!!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3445038)





Date: July 29th, 2005 5:35 PM
Author: Abusive pea-brained deer antler gaming laptop

WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7????

CUZ 789!!!!111!

HAHAHAHAHA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3445049)





Date: July 29th, 2005 5:36 PM
Author: crawly beta blood rage background story

LOL OMG I FORGOT THAT 1 AND ITS LIKE ONE OF MY FAVORITES!!!

THX!!!!!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3445055)





Date: July 29th, 2005 5:55 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted Preventive Strike

HAhahahah

I want some of whatever you're on today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3445300)





Date: August 1st, 2005 6:13 PM
Author: Poppy forum electric furnace
Subject: lol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3469106)





Date: July 29th, 2005 5:38 PM
Author: crawly beta blood rage background story

WHAT DO YOU CALL A MAN WITH NO ARMS AND NO LEGS IN A HOLE FILL LOLOLOLOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3445089)





Date: July 29th, 2005 5:40 PM
Author: crawly beta blood rage background story

WHAT DO YOU CALL A MAN WITH NO ARMS AND NO LEGS IN A SWIMMING POOL BOB LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3445111)





Date: July 29th, 2005 5:40 PM
Author: crawly beta blood rage background story

WHAT DO YOU CALL A MAN WITH NO ARMS AND NO LEGS ON YOUR DOORSTEP

FAIR WARNING!!!!!!

LOL AHAHAHAH



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3445115)





Date: January 29th, 2006 12:06 AM
Author: vivacious dull codepig sanctuary

WHAT DO YOU CALL A MAN WITH NO ARMS AND NO LEGS ON YOUR WALL

ART

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4934761)





Date: July 29th, 2005 5:48 PM
Author: crawly beta blood rage background story

WHAT IS A DUCKS FAVORITE SNACK AT SNACKTIME CHEESE AND QUACKERS!!!!!!!!!!!

I WAS USING A JOKEBOOK BEFORE BUT NOW I CAN JUST MAKE THEM UP LOL!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3445230)





Date: July 29th, 2005 5:50 PM
Author: pearl hall lettuce

THIS THREAD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3445251)





Date: July 29th, 2005 5:50 PM
Author: crawly beta blood rage background story

LOL THATS NOT EVEN A JOKE BUT WHATEVER!!!!!

DO YOU PLAY POKEMON CARDS?!?!?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3445261)





Date: July 29th, 2005 6:00 PM
Author: crawly beta blood rage background story

HAY THAT REMINDS ME WHY DID PIKACHU CROSS THE ROAD TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!!!!!!!!!

LOL ITS LIKE THE CHICKEN JOKE BUT I CHANGED IT TO POKEMON!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3445340)





Date: July 29th, 2005 5:56 PM
Author: Bipolar beady-eyed set

Hmmm. THE NEXT TIME SOMEONE SAYS "I'LL BE BACK," SAY "AND I'LL BE MOZART."

ARR ARR ARR! HAHA!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3445301)





Date: July 29th, 2005 5:57 PM
Author: crawly beta blood rage background story

LOL YOU GUYS MUST ALL BE IN BAND CLASS OR SOMETHING!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3445311)





Date: July 29th, 2005 5:58 PM
Author: Bipolar beady-eyed set

NOPE. NEVER!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3445334)





Date: July 29th, 2005 5:56 PM
Author: crawly beta blood rage background story

WHAT DID THE CHEWING GUM SAY TO THE SHOE I'M STUCK ON YOU!!!!!!

GOD EVEN I DON'T THINK THAT ONE'S FUNNY LOL!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3445305)





Date: July 29th, 2005 5:58 PM
Author: crawly beta blood rage background story

WHO GRANTED THE FISHS WISH THE FAIRY COD MOTHER!!!!!! LOL I GET IT!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3445326)





Date: July 29th, 2005 5:58 PM
Author: crawly beta blood rage background story

WHO ALWAYS STEALS THE SOAP FROM THE BATHROOM THE ROBBER DUCKY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHHAAH LOL



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3445335)





Date: July 29th, 2005 6:09 PM
Author: crawly beta blood rage background story

WHEN DOES THE CART COME BEOFRE THE HORSE IN THE DICTIONARY!!!!!! LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3445408)





Date: July 29th, 2005 6:16 PM
Author: crawly beta blood rage background story

LOL THIS ONE REMINDED ME OF THE PONY JOKE BUT I ALREADY TOLD IT BEFORE LOL I GUESS I SHOULDNT DO REPEETS!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3445464)





Date: August 22nd, 2007 8:16 PM
Author: Emerald lodge

the 180 joke of a 180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#8547374)





Date: July 29th, 2005 6:20 PM
Author: crawly beta blood rage background story

WHAT HAS 3 FEET AND NO LEGS A YARDSTICK!!!!

LOL I SHOULDVE PAID MORE ATTENTION WHEN THEY TAUGHT THE METRICK SYSTEM!!!! LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3445504)





Date: July 29th, 2005 6:30 PM
Author: crawly beta blood rage background story

WHAT HAS NINE ARMS AND SUCKS DEF LEPPARD!!!!!! LOLOLOL MY OLDER BROTHER TAUGHT ME THAT 1!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3445573)





Date: October 20th, 2005 2:14 PM
Author: hideous fortuitous meteor

damn this is also funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4092646)





Date: July 29th, 2005 6:38 PM
Author: crawly beta blood rage background story

WHERE DO BIRDS LIVE IN A BIRDHOUSE!!!!! LOL NEVERMIND

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3445636)





Date: July 29th, 2005 6:40 PM
Author: crawly beta blood rage background story

CAN YOU USE A HAMMAR IN MATH CLASS NO YOU NEED TO USE MUTLI-PLIERS!!!!!!!! LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3445653)





Date: July 29th, 2005 6:40 PM
Author: crawly beta blood rage background story

WHAT BEGINS WITH A T ENDS WITH A T AND IS FULL OF T A TEAPOT!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA MY MOM USES A MUG INSTEAD LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3445657)





Date: July 29th, 2005 6:47 PM
Author: crawly beta blood rage background story

MY TEACHER BLAMED ME FOR SOMETHING I DIDNT DO WHAT WAS IT MY HOMEWORK!!!!!!!! LOL LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3445699)





Date: July 29th, 2005 6:52 PM
Author: crawly beta blood rage background story

HOW MANY MIDGETS DOES IT TAKE TO SCREW IN A LIGHT BULB THREE BECAUSE THEIR SO SHORT!!!! LOL IMADE THAT ONE UP TO!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3445739)





Date: December 7th, 2005 2:15 PM
Author: arousing gay wizard macaca

Awesome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4487587)





Date: July 29th, 2005 7:00 PM
Author: Cracking Indigo Hell

WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN UR MOM AND A REFRIGERATOR? THE REFRIGERATOR DOESN'T SCREAM WHEN I PUT MY MEAT IN IT!! LOLOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3445804)





Date: July 29th, 2005 7:19 PM
Author: crawly beta blood rage background story

WHAT KIND OF NAPS DOES A CAT TAKE A CATNAP!!!!!!!!! LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3445906)





Date: July 29th, 2005 7:31 PM
Author: crawly beta blood rage background story

WHATS STINKY AND LIKES TO EAT HONEY WIHNNY'S POO!!!! LOL THATS A GROSS ONE!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3445995)





Date: July 30th, 2005 4:12 PM
Author: Domesticated Range Mexican

HA!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3452491)





Date: July 30th, 2005 12:57 PM
Author: crawly beta blood rage background story

WHY WERE THE PEANUTS SCARED TO WALK ALONE AT NIGHT BECAUSE ONE OF THEM WAS A SALTED!!!!! LOL THAT ONE IS A THINKING JOKE!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3451640)





Date: October 20th, 2005 2:34 PM
Author: Glassy laughsome chapel giraffe

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4092730)





Date: July 30th, 2005 1:12 PM
Author: crawly beta blood rage background story

HOW MANY MICE DOES IT TAKE TO SCREW IN A LIGHTBULB TWO ONE ON TOP ONE ON BOTTOM!!!!! LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3451662)





Date: July 30th, 2005 1:29 PM
Author: Learning Disabled Senate Cuckold

This thread is the worst in the history of history.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3451713)





Date: August 1st, 2005 6:14 PM
Author: Poppy forum electric furnace
Subject: lol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3469114)





Date: December 7th, 2005 2:05 PM
Author: Chestnut clown

It is most certainly not. This is my finals week stress reliever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4487500)





Date: July 30th, 2005 1:36 PM
Author: Racy black woman

HORSE WALKS INTO A BAR. BARTENDER ASKS "WHY THE LONG FACE?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3451763)





Date: July 30th, 2005 1:59 PM
Author: Avocado spectacular orchestra pit

WHAT DID THE EGG SAY TO THE BOILING WATER?? IT MAY TAKE ME AWHILE TO GET HARD I JUST GOT LAID LAST NIGHT!! ROTFL!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3451889)





Date: October 20th, 2005 2:25 PM
Author: Glassy laughsome chapel giraffe

hahahahaha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4092696)





Date: July 30th, 2005 2:41 PM
Author: High-end drunken rehab sneaky criminal

ANYBODY SEEN THAT NEW PIRATE MOVIE??? IT'S RATED AAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!! LOL HAHAHAHA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3452172)





Date: October 20th, 2005 2:25 PM
Author: Glassy laughsome chapel giraffe

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4092697)





Date: July 30th, 2005 2:44 PM
Author: Lascivious Resort

WHAT GETS WETTER THE MORE IT DRIES???

A TOWEL!

LOL!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3452194)





Date: July 30th, 2005 4:11 PM
Author: Wonderful cobalt principal's office sound barrier

What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

zzzzzzzzzzzziiingg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3452486)





Date: July 30th, 2005 6:28 PM
Author: crawly beta blood rage background story

WHEN IS A ROOM NOT A ROOM WHEN ITS A TOADSTOOL!!! LOL I ALWAYS MESS UP THE MUSHROOM ONES!!!! AHAHAH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3453089)





Date: July 30th, 2005 6:29 PM
Author: Multi-colored Flatulent School Cafeteria Scourge Upon The Earth

WHAT DO YOU CALL A CATCHER NAMED JOE MAUER A HALL OF FAMER LOLZ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3453094)





Date: July 31st, 2005 12:33 PM
Author: crawly beta blood rage background story

A GUY WALKS INTO A BAR OW! LOL I DON'T UNDERSTAND THAT ONE BUT MY OLDER BROTHER ALWAYS SAYS IT LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3457185)





Date: October 20th, 2005 2:04 PM
Author: Chestnut clown

There are dozens of epic lines in this thread, but I think this is my favorite.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4092588)





Date: July 31st, 2005 5:49 PM
Author: crawly beta blood rage background story

WHAT DID ONE CHICKEN SAY TO THE OTHER CHICKEN YOUR GOOSE IS COOKED!!!! LOL I THINK I DIDNT RMEMBER THAT ONE GOOD LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3459265)





Date: July 31st, 2005 6:46 PM
Author: crawly beta blood rage background story

WHY DO COWS ALWAYS RENT UHAULS BECAUSE THEIR ALWAYS MOOOOOVING!!!!! LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3459748)





Date: July 31st, 2005 7:10 PM
Author: Diverse peach house marketing idea

And the paper read:

"Feed the nigger at 6:00."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3459861)





Date: August 1st, 2005 9:39 AM
Author: crawly beta blood rage background story

WHEN IS MILK NOT MILK WHEN ITS CHEESE!!! LOL

EDIT: OR YOGERT!!!! LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3465094)





Date: August 1st, 2005 10:34 AM
Author: crawly beta blood rage background story

A PIECE OF ROPE GOES INTO A BAR AND THE BARTENDER SAYS SORRY WE DONT SERVE DRINKS TO ROPE SO THE ROPE GOES OUTSIDE TIES HIMSELF INTO A BOW AND MESSES UP HIS HAIR THEN WALKS BACK INTO THE BAR AND THE BARTENDER SAYS I TOLD WE YOU DONT SERVE DRINKS TO ROPE AND ARENT YOU A ROPE AND THE ROPE SAYS NO IM A FRAYED KNOT. LOL!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3465234)





Date: October 20th, 2005 2:30 PM
Author: Glassy laughsome chapel giraffe

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4092715)





Date: December 7th, 2005 2:17 PM
Author: arousing gay wizard macaca

Hot Gorilla Shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4487600)





Date: August 1st, 2005 5:54 PM
Author: crawly beta blood rage background story

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CORSS THE PLAYGROUND TO GET TO THE OTHER SLIDE!!!!!!LOLHAHAAHA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3468952)





Date: August 1st, 2005 6:16 PM
Author: Poppy forum electric furnace

WHY IS IT THAT WOMEN HAVE NO BRAINS

BECAUSE THEY DON'T HAVE A PENIS TO KEEP THEM IN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3469127)





Date: October 20th, 2005 2:29 PM
Author: Glassy laughsome chapel giraffe

I don't get this one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4092712)





Date: October 20th, 2005 2:36 PM
Author: hideous fortuitous meteor

Seriously Joires give it a fucking rest

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4092737)





Date: October 20th, 2005 2:39 PM
Author: Glassy laughsome chapel giraffe

I want to murder you in your sleep, then take your eyes out of their sockets and boil them for dinner.

I hate you to the core.

If I ever find out your true identity, I'll be paying you a visit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4092745)





Date: October 20th, 2005 2:40 PM
Author: hideous fortuitous meteor

i dont doubt that at all. youve proven yourself to be a sociopath every day--especially the day you admitted to trying to find theo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4092748)





Date: October 20th, 2005 2:41 PM
Author: Glassy laughsome chapel giraffe

Theo gave away far too much information.

He's asking to be outed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4092750)





Date: August 22nd, 2007 8:17 PM
Author: Emerald lodge

this is also an awesome exchange

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#8547382)





Date: April 17th, 2008 1:21 AM
Author: stirring meetinghouse

it is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#9641006)





Date: April 17th, 2008 2:04 AM
Author: exhilarant silver library

I've got even money joires was on meth at the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#9641167)





Date: October 20th, 2005 2:39 PM
Author: Trip rambunctious immigrant

lmao at this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4092743)





Date: October 20th, 2005 2:56 PM
Author: amethyst people who are hurt site

Great thread. I had forgotten it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4092806)





Date: December 7th, 2005 2:18 PM
Author: arousing gay wizard macaca

Best.

Thread.

Ever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4487602)





Date: January 19th, 2006 8:18 PM
Author: crawly beta blood rage background story

WHAT KIND OF BERRY IS MADE OUT OF STRAW A STRAWBERRY!!!!!!!LOLOLOHAHAHAHAHA I THOUGHT OF THAT ONE IN THE SUPERMARKET TODAY!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4860721)





Date: January 19th, 2006 8:27 PM
Author: crawly beta blood rage background story

WHATS BROWN AND STICKY A STICK!!!!! LOL I GET IT BUT IT TAKES U A LITTLE WHILE!!!! LOLOLHAHA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4860794)





Date: January 19th, 2006 8:34 PM
Author: Talented Psychic Roast Beef

This is--and I'm not kidding--my favorite joke of all time. Because it makes me happy.

What's green and leafy??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4860848)





Date: January 19th, 2006 8:42 PM
Author: crawly beta blood rage background story

LOL I DONT KNOW A STICK??!?!? LOL THAT WOULD BE THE SAME JOKE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4860929)





Date: January 19th, 2006 9:04 PM
Author: Talented Psychic Roast Beef

LETTUCE!!!

BWAHAHAHAH!!!

Of course, you have to tell it right after the brown and sticky joke.

EDIT: throws 'em off EVERY TIME!!

(obv, i'm quoting from the google thread.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4861123)





Date: January 19th, 2006 8:43 PM
Author: crawly beta blood rage background story

I do, by the way, in all honesty believe that the "brown and sticky" joke is the best in the language.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4860937)





Date: January 19th, 2006 8:30 PM
Author: crawly beta blood rage background story

WHY DID THE COMPUTER BYE GLASSES TO IMPROVE ITS WEBSIGHT!!!!! LOLOL THAT ONE IS FUNIER AFTER YOU LEARN THE INTERNET

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4860819)





Date: January 19th, 2006 8:32 PM
Author: crawly beta blood rage background story

DID YOU KNOW THAT CHICKEN SOUP IS GOOD FOR YOUR HEALTH NOT IF YOUR THE CHICKEN!!!!! LOLLOLOL THAT ONE IS FUNNY BUT ALSO SAD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4860832)





Date: January 20th, 2006 6:17 PM
Author: hideous fortuitous meteor

"THAT ONE IS FUNNY BUT ALSO SAD" I pissed my pants. I have such a big crush on you PV

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4868558)





Date: January 20th, 2006 8:40 PM
Author: Contagious newt kitchen

Great joke.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4869876)





Date: January 19th, 2006 8:33 PM
Author: crawly beta blood rage background story

WHAT HAPPENED TO THE WOMAN WHO SLEPT UNDERNEATH THE CAR SHE WOKE UP OILY THE NEXT MORNING!!!!!! LOLOLOL I THINK THAT ONES A DIRTY JOKE!!!! LOL DONT TELL MY MOM LOLOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4860842)





Date: January 19th, 2006 8:39 PM
Author: crawly beta blood rage background story

IF YOUR AMERICAN WHEN YOUR INSIDE AND YOUR AMERICAN WHEN YOUR OUTSIDE WHAT ARE YOU IN THE BATHROOM YOUR-A-PEEIN LOL LOL OLOLOLOL OR YOURAPOOPIN LOLOHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHALOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4860893)





Date: January 20th, 2006 6:52 PM
Author: Heady orange locus athletic conference

I LOL'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4868820)





Date: January 19th, 2006 8:51 PM
Author: crawly beta blood rage background story

WHERE DOES A TRICERATOPS SIT DOWN ON HIS TRICERABOTTOM!!!!!!!! LOLOLOLOL I JUST STUDIED DINOSARS TOO!!!!!LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4860992)





Date: January 19th, 2006 9:07 PM
Author: crawly beta blood rage background story

A WOMAN GOES INTO A BAR AND ORDERS A DOUBLE ENTENDRE SO THE BARTENDER GIVES IT TO HER. LOL I SHOULD ASK MY BROTHER ABOUT THIS ONE BECAUSE HES TAKING FRENCH CLASS LOL



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4861153)





Date: January 20th, 2006 6:20 PM
Author: hideous fortuitous meteor

this one is actually on par with "whats brown and sticky"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4868574)





Date: January 20th, 2006 6:37 PM
Author: motley church building

haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4868710)





Date: January 19th, 2006 9:12 PM
Author: crawly beta blood rage background story

A BABY SEAL WALKS INTO A BAR AND THE BARTENDER SAYS WHAT DO YOU WANT AND THE SEAL SAYS ANYTHING BUT A CANADIAN CLUB. LOLLOL CANADA SUCKS LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4861196)





Date: January 19th, 2006 9:15 PM
Author: Trip rambunctious immigrant

Did you bump this at my request? If so, I <3 you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4861215)





Date: January 19th, 2006 9:26 PM
Author: crawly beta blood rage background story

LOL YOU SMELL LIKE MY GRANDMA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4861308)





Date: January 19th, 2006 9:27 PM
Author: Trip rambunctious immigrant

like cookies and love?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4861315)





Date: January 19th, 2006 9:30 PM
Author: crawly beta blood rage background story

LOL I DONT KNOW WHAT COOKIES YOU LIKE TO EAT BUT MINE DONT SMELL LIKE OLD LADY SMELL LOLOLOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4861341)





Date: January 20th, 2006 8:37 PM
Author: Contagious newt kitchen

LOLZZZ!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4869850)





Date: January 19th, 2006 9:20 PM
Author: crawly beta blood rage background story

SO A MAN TELLS A DOCTOR THAT HE HAS A STRAWBERRY STUCK UP HIS BUTT AND THE DOCTOR SAYS I HAVE SOME CREAM FOR THAT. LOLOLOLOLOL GROSS!!!!!!!HAHAHALOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4861251)





Date: January 20th, 2006 8:39 PM
Author: Contagious newt kitchen

ROFLLEZ!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4869861)





Date: January 19th, 2006 9:53 PM
Author: crawly beta blood rage background story

WHEN DOES A BIGFOOT MONSTER EAT ITS BREAKFAST IN THE MORNING LOLOLOL I TRIED TO MAKE ONE UP BUT I DONT THINK ITS REALLY A JOKE LOLOLOLOLOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4861526)





Date: January 19th, 2006 10:09 PM
Author: crawly beta blood rage background story

A WOMAN IS AT THE SUPERMARKET AND BUYS MILK, EGGS, COFFEE, FROZEN DINNERS, BACON, AND ORANGE JUICE THE CASHIER LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS YOU MUST BE SINGLE AND SHE SAYS HOW DID YOU KNOW AND THE CASHIER SAYS BECAUSE YOU'RE UGLY LOLOLOHAHAHAHAHA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4861646)





Date: January 19th, 2006 10:17 PM
Author: concupiscible menage

I almost shit my pants. This is a top 5 thread. Fucking amazing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4861702)





Date: January 19th, 2006 10:36 PM
Author: crawly beta blood rage background story

THAT REMINDS ME OF A FUNNIE JOKE I HEARD WHY DOES FLO JO ALWAYS HAVE TO GO TO THE TOILET BECAUSE SHE HAS THE RUNS!!!!! LOL IM JUST KIDDING I MADE IT UP JUST NOW HAHAHALOLOLOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4861856)





Date: January 20th, 2006 8:43 PM
Author: Contagious newt kitchen

Awesome. Are you making these up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4869893)





Date: January 19th, 2006 10:46 PM
Author: crawly beta blood rage background story

DID YOU HEAR THE ONE ABOUT THE JOKE WITH NO PUNCHLINE LOLOLOLOHAHAHAHAHAHLOLOLOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4861956)





Date: January 19th, 2006 10:54 PM
Author: crawly beta blood rage background story

MY FRIEND CARL ALWAYS TELLS THIS ONE JOKE BUT I ALWAYS SCREW IT UP THERES THESE TWO GUYS ON A PLAYGROUND AND IT TURNS OUT ONE OF THEM IS JESUS. LOL I SCREWED IT UP!!! LOLOLHAHAAHA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4862030)





Date: January 20th, 2006 8:43 PM
Author: Contagious newt kitchen

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4869899)





Date: January 20th, 2006 12:00 AM
Author: crawly beta blood rage background story

WHAT IS FORTY FEET LONG AND HAS EIGHT TEETH THE FRONT ROW AT A WILLIE NELSON CONCERT!!! LOL I DONT EVEN KNOW WHO THAT IS LOLOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4862490)





Date: January 20th, 2006 5:57 PM
Author: crawly beta blood rage background story

A WOMAN GETS A BIG BILL FROM THE DENTIST SO SHE CALLS HIM AND SAYS HEY THIS BILL IS 3TIMES TO MUCH AND HE SAYS THATS BECAUSE YOU SCREAMED SO LOUD THAT YOU SCARED AWAY TWO OTHER CUSTOMERS!!!!!!!!! LOLOLOHAHAHAHHHAHAH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4868387)





Date: January 20th, 2006 5:59 PM
Author: adventurous milky hissy fit base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4868403)





Date: January 20th, 2006 6:07 PM
Author: crawly beta blood rage background story

LOL THATS A GOOD ONE I WAS TRYING TO THINK OF A JOKE LIKE WHY DONT YOU FORGET HOW TO RIDE A BIKE AND THE ANSWER IS YOUR AN ELEPHANT BUT I CANT GET IT TO MAKE SENSE LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4868471)





Date: January 20th, 2006 5:59 PM
Author: crawly beta blood rage background story

WHY DIDNT THE HOT DOG STAR IN THE MOVIE BECAUSE THE ROLLS WERENT GOOD ENOUGH!!!!!!! I DONT GET IT BUT I LIKE HOT DOG JOKES LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4868407)





Date: January 20th, 2006 8:36 PM
Author: Glassy laughsome chapel giraffe

Hahaha.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4869828)





Date: January 20th, 2006 6:13 PM
Author: Stimulating Lay Circlehead
Subject: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A NEGRO AND A SPEED BUMP?!?!?!??!!

YOU SLOW DOWN FOR THE SPEED BUMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4868535)





Date: January 20th, 2006 6:17 PM
Author: crawly beta blood rage background story

:( YOU ARE A BAD MAN AND I DONT WANT TO PLAY WITH YOU

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4868557)





Date: January 20th, 2006 6:19 PM
Author: Stimulating Lay Circlehead
Subject: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HOW DO YOU GET A BLACK KID TO STOP JUMPING ON THE BED?!?!?!?!

PUT VELCRO ON THE CEILING!!!!!!!!!!

LOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

HOW DO YOU GET THE BLACK KID DOWN?!?!?!?!?!?

TELL THE MEXICAN KID ITS A PINATA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOLOOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4868566)





Date: January 23rd, 2006 1:42 AM
Author: Carnelian pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4889590)





Date: January 20th, 2006 6:25 PM
Author: Stimulating Lay Circlehead
Subject: no more jokes?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4868617)





Date: January 20th, 2006 6:32 PM
Author: Ultramarine crackhouse boltzmann

SO THERE ARE THESE TWO MUFFINS IN THE OVEN, AND THE ONE MUFFIN SAYS "HEY MAN, IT'S REALLY HOT IN HERE." AND THE OTHER MUFFIN SAYS "HOLY SHIT, A TALKING MUFFIN!"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4868657)





Date: January 20th, 2006 6:38 PM
Author: crawly beta blood rage background story

UMMM THAT NOT EVEN FUNNY BECAUSE BOTH MUFFENS CAN TALK SO ITS STUPID LOL NICE TRY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4868715)





Date: January 20th, 2006 6:50 PM
Author: crawly beta blood rage background story

SORRY I DIDNT MEAN TO BE MEEN YOU JUST HAVE TO PRACTICE MORE TO MAKE GOOD JOKES LIKE ME I PRACTICE ALL THE TIME BECAUSE I WANT TO WRITE JOKE BOOKS WHEN I GROW UP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4868798)





Date: January 20th, 2006 6:53 PM
Author: Ultramarine crackhouse boltzmann

it's my favortie joke.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4868834)





Date: January 20th, 2006 7:09 PM
Author: crawly beta blood rage background story

I DONT THINK SO BECAUSE IM REALLY GOOD AT TELLING JOKES BECAUE I PRACTICE EVERYDAY AND I USED TO WRITE DOWN TWO JOKES EVERYDAY AND TELL THEM TO MY TEACHER AND THEN SHE SAID I SHOULD JUST TELL THEM TO MY MOM OR AT LEAST WRITE THEM DOWN INTO A BOOK SO I DONT SAY THEM ALL THE TIME AND THATS HOW I GOT THE IDEA FOR WRITING JOKE BOOKS LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4869026)





Date: January 20th, 2006 6:51 PM
Author: mahogany juggernaut

SALLY BAKED DADDY A CAKE BUT DADDY SAID SILLY SALLY YOU MIXED UP THE PORTIONS FOR SALT AND SUGAR YOU SILLY GIRL AND SHE WAS LIKE AW DAD AND THEY HUGGED EACH OTHER. LOL. I DONT GET IT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4868810)





Date: January 20th, 2006 7:10 PM
Author: crawly beta blood rage background story

LOL I THINK ITS FUNY BECAUSE NOBODY LIKES A SALTY CAKE!!!!! LOLHAHAHAHAH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4869036)





Date: January 20th, 2006 8:43 PM
Author: mahogany juggernaut

LOLOLOL! I GET IT NOW!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4869890)





Date: January 20th, 2006 8:46 PM
Author: Contagious newt kitchen

ITS SORTA LIKE A SALTY BABE SINCE THEY'RE RETARDED AND NOT TASTY EITHER

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4869930)





Date: January 20th, 2006 7:55 PM
Author: crawly beta blood rage background story

WHY DONT BLIND PEOPLE SKYDIVE BECAUSE IT SCARES THE DOG TOO MUCH LOLOLOL THATS BECAUSE THEY HAVE BLINDPERSON DOGS LOLHAHAHAHAH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4869436)





Date: January 20th, 2006 8:14 PM
Author: crawly beta blood rage background story

YO MAMA SO STUPID SHE THINKS A QUARTERBACK IS A REFUND!!!!!!!! LOL I DID TOO LOLOHAHAHA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4869590)





Date: January 20th, 2006 10:32 PM
Author: crawly beta blood rage background story

HOW MANY EARS DID DAVY CROCKETT HAVE HE HAD THREE HIS LEFT EAR AND HIS RIGHT EAR AND HIS WILD FRONT EAR!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHLOL AND A RACCON TAIL TOO!! LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4870984)





Date: January 21st, 2006 1:13 AM
Author: crawly beta blood rage background story

A BOY WENT TO A DOCTOR AND HE HAD A CANDY BAR IN ONE EAR AND A LOLLYPOP IN THE OTHER EAR AND A TWIZZLERS IN HIS NOSE AND HE TOLD THE DOCTOR I HAVE A PROBLEM AND THE DOCTOR SAID YES YOU DO YOU HAVE A BAD DIET!!!!!!!!!!! LOLAHAHAHAHA I LIKE CANDY LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4872298)





Date: January 21st, 2006 1:19 AM
Author: crawly beta blood rage background story

WHATS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A TEACHER AND A TRAIN A TRAIN SAYS CHOOO CHOOO AND THE TEACHER SAYS SPIT OUT YOURE GUM!!!!!!!!!! LOLHAHAHAHAHAH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4872361)





Date: January 21st, 2006 10:53 AM
Author: crawly beta blood rage background story

WHY DO BIRDS FLY SOUTH BECAUSE ITS TO FAR TO WALK!!!!! LOLAHAHA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4873961)





Date: January 21st, 2006 3:19 PM
Author: crawly beta blood rage background story

A LITTLE BLIND BOY GETS INTO BED AND HIS MOM SAYS IF YOU MAKE A WISH REALLY HARD TONIGHT IT WILL COME TRUE IN THE MORNING SO THE BOY MAKES A WISH AND IN THE MORNING HE CRIES AND SAYS MOM IT DIDNT COME TRUE IM STILL BLIND AND THE MOM SAYS I KNOW APRIL FOOLS!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHHAHA THE TOOTH FAIRY LEFT ME $5 ONCE LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4875403)





Date: January 21st, 2006 10:47 PM
Author: Contagious newt kitchen

Dammit, Mom!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4879233)





Date: January 21st, 2006 3:21 PM
Author: crawly beta blood rage background story

A DOCTOR SAYS I HAVE BAD NEWS AND WORSE NEWS AND THE MAN SAYS WHATS THE WORSE NEWS AND THE DOCTOR SAYS YOU HAVE CANCER AND THE MAN OH NO WHATS THE BAD NEWS AND THE DOCTOR SAYS YOU HAVE ALLZHIMERS AND THE MAN SAYS OH NO BUT AT LEAST I DONT HAVE CANCER!!!!! LOL WHAT IS ALLZHIMERS HAHAHAHAH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4875412)





Date: January 21st, 2006 3:22 PM
Author: outnumbered boyish friendly grandma bbw

Stop it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4875419)





Date: January 21st, 2006 10:24 PM
Author: crawly beta blood rage background story

WHATEVER WHY DID THE MONKEY FALL OUT OF THE TREE BECAUSE IT WAS DEAD HAHAHALOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4878979)





Date: January 25th, 2006 9:47 PM
Author: Odious citrine station

bwahahahahahaha!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4908573)





Date: January 21st, 2006 10:44 PM
Author: crawly beta blood rage background story

WHY DID TIGGER LOOK INTO THE TOILET TO FIND POO!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHALLOLOLHAHAHA THATS ONE OF THE BEST ONES LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4879194)





Date: January 23rd, 2006 12:45 AM
Author: crawly beta blood rage background story

WHAT DO YOU CALL A FISH WITH NO EYES A FSH!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAH THIS ONE IS MORE FUNNY WHEN YOU DONT SAY IT LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4889099)





Date: January 23rd, 2006 11:24 AM
Author: crawly beta blood rage background story

A DYSLEXIC MAN WALKS INTO A RAB. HAHAHAHALOAL RAB

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4891149)





Date: January 25th, 2006 7:22 PM
Author: crawly beta blood rage background story

WHAT DID ONE EYE SAY TO THE OTHER EYE BETWEEN THE TWO OF US SOMETHING SMELLS!!!!!!!!!!! LOLHAHAAH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4907366)





Date: January 25th, 2006 9:55 PM
Author: Odious citrine station

A MAN WALKS INTO A PSYCHIATRIST'S OFFICE WEARING NOTHING BUT SARAN WRAP. THE DOCTOR TAKES ONE LOOK AT HIM AND SAYS, "I CAN CLEARLY SEE YOUR NUTS."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4908642)





Date: January 25th, 2006 11:26 PM
Author: crawly beta blood rage background story

LOL THATS FUNY BECAUSE SARANWRAP IS CLEAR SO HE CAN CLEARLY SEE HES CRAZY HAHAHA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4909501)





Date: January 25th, 2006 11:36 PM
Author: crawly beta blood rage background story

WHY CANT YOU HEAR A PTERODACTYL GO POTTY BECAUSE IT HAS A SILENT P!!!!! LOLHAHAHAHAHAH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4909585)





Date: January 26th, 2006 6:49 PM
Author: crawly beta blood rage background story

TIME FLIES LIKE AN ARROW AND FRUIT FLIES LIKE A BANANA!!!! LOL WHAT I DONT GET IT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4915646)





Date: January 26th, 2006 6:51 PM
Author: Ivory whorehouse

20 points to the first person who can tell me the chief problem with this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4915665)





Date: January 26th, 2006 6:51 PM
Author: crawly beta blood rage background story

LOL I GIVE UP WHAT NOT ENOUGH JOKES LOLHAHAHA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4915673)





Date: January 26th, 2006 6:55 PM
Author: crawly beta blood rage background story

CORDUROY PILLOWS ARE MAKING HEADLINES!!!!! LOL I THINK THIS JOKE BOOK IM USING IS BROKEN BECAUSE THESE DONT MAKE SENSE LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4915697)





Date: January 26th, 2006 6:56 PM
Author: crawly beta blood rage background story

WHAT KIND OF HAIRCUT DOESNT A SEA CAPTAIN LIKE A CREW CUT!!!! LOLHAHAHAH BECAUSE THEY LOOK DUMB LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4915709)





Date: January 27th, 2006 5:21 PM
Author: crawly beta blood rage background story

WHAT DO YOU USE TO FIX A TUBA A TUBA GLUE!!!! LOLAHHHAHAH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4923745)





Date: January 28th, 2006 11:42 PM
Author: crawly beta blood rage background story

WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU GIVE VIAGRA TO A LAWYER HE JUST GETS TALLER!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL WHAT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4934597)





Date: January 28th, 2006 11:46 PM
Author: adventurous milky hissy fit base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4934624)





Date: January 30th, 2006 3:44 PM
Author: red cerebral double fault useless brakes
Subject: Allah Made Me Sexy

You dirty boys

you dirty men

calling this burka

a bitchin' hen

Ain't nothing like

covering myself up

and feeling the warmth

of a burka burka



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4947996)





Date: January 30th, 2006 3:47 PM
Author: crawly beta blood rage background story

LOL YOU DON'T MAKE ANY SENSE AND ALSO YOU'RE A BAD RAPPER LOL BUT THAT REMINDS ME OF A JOKE WHY DOES SNOOPP DOG LIKE TO WRAP CHRISTMAS PRESENTS BECAUSE HES A RAPPER!!!!!!!!!!LOLHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4948016)





Date: February 9th, 2006 11:16 AM
Author: Exciting yellow foreskin organic girlfriend

This thread never gets old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#5037634)





Date: May 3rd, 2006 9:23 PM
Author: seedy market filthpig

this thread is so great

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#5709724)





Date: August 22nd, 2007 9:41 PM
Author: Infuriating National

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#8547761)





Date: February 5th, 2006 8:39 PM
Author: crawly beta blood rage background story

A BLONDE WOMAN GOES TO THE DOCTOR AND SAYS I HURT EVERYWHERE AND SHE PUSHES WITH HER FINGER ON HER ELBOW, HER KNEE, HER HEAD, AND HER LEG AND SAYS IT HURTS HERE HERE HERE AND HERE AND THE DOCTOR SAYS YOU HAVE A BROKEN FINGER!!!!!!!! LOLHAHAHAAHHAHA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#5004371)





Date: March 9th, 2006 12:29 PM
Author: Glittery school

Never fucking forget.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#5290520)





Date: April 28th, 2006 1:00 PM
Author: hideous fortuitous meteor

I miss pedicabo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#5672299)





Date: May 16th, 2006 3:58 PM
Author: clear tanning salon

What'd the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my fucking tractor?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#5795612)





Date: May 16th, 2006 4:04 PM
Author: concupiscible menage

What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheelchair?

Rolaids!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#5795647)





Date: May 16th, 2006 4:22 PM
Author: Dun sexy property milk

What's the opposite of Christopher Reeve?

Christopher Walken

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#5795739)





Date: May 16th, 2006 4:25 PM
Author: big fear-inspiring azn reading party

whats the name of the new black/mexican restaraunt down the road? NACHO MAMA



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#5795758)





Date: June 28th, 2006 4:33 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Onyx State Dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#6095349)





Date: June 28th, 2006 5:44 PM
Author: clear tanning salon

This thread makes me happy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#6095910)





Date: July 24th, 2006 10:39 PM
Author: Claret Mind-boggling Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#6291756)





Date: July 25th, 2006 6:35 PM
Author: Claret Mind-boggling Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#6298252)





Date: July 27th, 2006 11:55 AM
Author: charismatic theatre

WHAT HAPPENED WHEN THE OPTOMETRIST FELL INTO THE GLASSES MACHINE HE MADE A SPECTACLE OF HIMSELF LOLLLLLLLLLL GET IT LIKE IT TURNED HIM INTO GLASSES

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#6313084)





Date: July 27th, 2006 12:26 PM
Author: vivacious dull codepig sanctuary

What happens when you mix a rhino and an elephant? Elifino

(hell if I know).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#6313336)





Date: July 27th, 2006 12:58 PM
Author: Underhanded pink trailer park

This is funny.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#6313600)





Date: July 27th, 2006 1:33 PM
Author: lilac hospital

hey on a more serious note...have you guys heard the pope is really sick. doctors say he has the bird flu. apparently he got it from a cardinal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#6313927)





Date: July 27th, 2006 1:44 PM
Author: charismatic theatre

apparently he got it from touching a little boy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#6314002)





Date: July 27th, 2006 9:38 PM
Author: Claret Mind-boggling Pit

DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE STOLEN SHIPMENT OF VIAGRA? THE POLICE SAID TO BE ON THE LOOK OUT FOR HARDENED CRIMINALS!!!! LOLOLOLOL LOLZ! THE CRIMINALS HAD FLOPPY BONERS THAT'S FUNNY!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#6318069)





Date: August 4th, 2006 10:39 AM
Author: hideous fortuitous meteor

A piece of sausage walks into a bar. It sits at the counter and orders a drink. The bartender walks over and says "Sorry but we dont serve food." LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#6375482)





Date: August 4th, 2006 10:55 AM
Author: mustard aphrodisiac community account

the cia is hiring an assassin, but they are worried because the guy they want is married. to test his loyalty, they bring him in for an interview and ask him to bring his wife. they pull him into the office and hand him a gun and say "if you want this job, prove your loyalty and go shoot your wife in the head." he nods, takes the gun, and leaves. outside they here a terrible commotion. when he returns they ask what happened and he says "somebody filled the fucking gun with blanks so i had to beat the bitch to death with a chair."

this is the greatest joke of all time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#6375547)





Date: August 4th, 2006 10:56 AM
Author: mustard aphrodisiac community account

sorry this isn't in keeping with the tone of the thread, but i had to share.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#6375555)





Date: August 4th, 2006 11:44 AM
Author: charismatic theatre

I heard that one a long time ago. Best joke in this entire thread, though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#6375870)





Date: August 4th, 2006 11:54 AM
Author: mustard aphrodisiac community account

<bow>

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#6375946)





Date: August 22nd, 2007 8:22 PM
Author: Emerald lodge

ahahahhahahhahahah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#8547417)





Date: May 28th, 2008 7:38 AM
Author: Electric brindle multi-billionaire skinny woman

Only funny joke here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#9835595)





Date: September 9th, 2006 8:39 PM
Author: confused tan genital piercing heaven

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#6586707)





Date: October 8th, 2006 5:04 PM
Author: federal fantasy-prone stag film persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#6751093)





Date: October 9th, 2006 2:23 AM
Author: Dashing Den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#6754678)





Date: November 3rd, 2006 2:08 PM
Author: flirting gold indian lodge

This needed a bump



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#6914331)





Date: November 4th, 2006 1:01 PM
Author: flushed swollen regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#6919996)





Date: January 6th, 2007 8:33 PM
Author: Chrome geriatric stage

I feel more dumbener after reading thru this post.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#7364765)





Date: January 6th, 2007 8:44 PM
Author: Vigorous mad-dog skullcap

MOMMY DADDY AND BABY TOMATO WERE CROSSING THE STREET. BABY TOMATO GOT HIT BY A CAR. AT THE HOSPITAL, MOMMY TOMATO ASKED THE DOCTOR WILL BE SON BE OK?? YES SAID THE DOCTOR BUT HE'LL BE A VEGETABLE!!!!1!1!! HAHAHAHALOLOLOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#7364833)





Date: January 6th, 2007 8:55 PM
Author: stirring meetinghouse

i'd never read this thread before. fuck, is it funny. the lines at the end of the jokes are the best part.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#7364892)





Date: August 22nd, 2007 7:02 PM
Author: swashbuckling toilet seat address

I needed a laugh today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#8547075)





Date: August 22nd, 2007 9:53 PM
Author: flirting gold indian lodge

A WOMAN ASKED HER DOCTOR IF YOU CAN GET PREGNANT FROM ANAL SEX AND THE DOCTOR SAID THATS WHERE LAWYERS COME FROM!!!!!!!!!!LOL LOL!!

LOL!!! NO ONE LIKES LAWYERS!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#8547850)





Date: August 22nd, 2007 9:56 PM
Author: flirting gold indian lodge

WHAT DID THE MISSISSIPPI ROAD TELL THE STATE TROOPER IT WAS AL'S FAULT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I THOUGHT OF THAT ONE WHILE DRIVING!!!!!!!!!! ITS LIKE ASPHALT BUT NOT REALLY!! I GUESS ITS NOT FUNNY IF I EXPLAIN IT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#8547870)





Date: August 27th, 2007 8:50 PM
Author: flirting gold indian lodge

YESTERDAY I GOT THROWN OUT OF THE CASINO... APPARENTLY I MISUNDERSTOOD THE CRAP TABLE!!!!!!!!!!

LOL!!! I HAD TO THINK ABOUT THIS ONE!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#8567989)





Date: August 27th, 2007 8:54 PM
Author: flirting gold indian lodge

WHAT DID GEORGE WASHINGTON TELL HIS MEN BEFORE THEY CROSSED THE DELAWARE RIVER GET IN THE BOAT!!!!! LOL

I NEVER KNEW DELAWARE HAD A RIVER!!!!! LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#8568001)





Date: November 17th, 2007 9:40 PM
Author: stirring meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#8908029)





Date: November 21st, 2007 1:13 AM
Author: Hairraiser Son Of Senegal Home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#8920777)





Date: April 17th, 2008 1:17 AM
Author: stirring meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#9640990)





Date: April 17th, 2008 2:07 AM
Author: Zippy gaping

CP3 IS THE MVP!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#9641173)





Date: May 10th, 2008 5:39 PM
Author: Thriller umber jap incel

The fact that this thread is never ranked among the all time greats is a disgrace.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#9764674)





Date: May 10th, 2008 5:45 PM
Author: Ruddy Pervert Public Bath

Girl: Mommy, can you get pregnant by having anal sex?

Mom: Of course you can honey, where do you think lawyers come from?

I'm Brian Fellows!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#9764699)





Date: May 28th, 2008 4:38 AM
Author: Thriller umber jap incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#9835456)





Date: June 28th, 2008 2:46 AM
Author: Fragrant mildly autistic plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#9927029)





Date: June 28th, 2008 3:04 AM
Author: Thriller umber jap incel

180 bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#9927061)





Date: June 28th, 2008 3:06 AM
Author: mustard aphrodisiac community account

BOYS HAVE A PENIS AND GIRLS HAVE A VAINGA LULZ!!!

<sound of crickets chirping>

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#9927066)