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WHAT DO YOU CALL CHIPS THAT ARENT YOURS NACHO CHIPS!!!!!! L...
vibrant party of the first part stage
  07/29/05
WHAT DO YOU SAY TO A CHICK WITH TWO
Azure Free-loading Gunner
  01/20/06
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duck-like church
  05/16/06
WHAT DID ONE WALL SAY TO THE OTHER WALL MEET YOU AT THE CORN...
vibrant party of the first part stage
  07/29/05
haha, this one actually made me laugh. this would be a good...
Mauve Talking Kitchen
  07/29/05
WHAT KIND OF HOUSE HAS NO ROOMS IN IT A MUSHROOM! WAIT WH...
vibrant party of the first part stage
  07/29/05
WHAT'S GREY??? A MELTED PENGUIN!!!!! LOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLO
vibrant party of the first part stage
  07/29/05
lol
marvelous clear keepsake machete
  07/27/06
WHY DO FISH LIVE IN SALTWATER BECAUSE PEPPER MAKES THEM SNEZ...
vibrant party of the first part stage
  07/29/05
WHAT DID THE ITALIAN SALAD DRESSING SAY TO THE REFRIGERATOR ...
vibrant party of the first part stage
  07/29/05
WHERE DO COMPUTERS GO TO DANCE THE DISK-O!!!!!!! LOL THAT O...
vibrant party of the first part stage
  07/29/05
A PONY WALKS INTO THE BAR AND ASKS FOR THE DRINK BUT THE BAR...
vibrant party of the first part stage
  07/29/05
this one is funny and its only made better by LOL I DON'T RE...
Jet-lagged Shimmering Point Police Squad
  10/20/05
HOW MUCH DOES IT COST TO BUY CORN FROM A PIRATE A BUCK-AN-EA...
vibrant party of the first part stage
  07/29/05
...
well-lubricated national
  07/29/05
LOL I DONT GET THAT ONE EITHER BUT IT SOUNDS FUNY!!!!!!
vibrant party of the first part stage
  07/29/05
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well-lubricated national
  07/29/05
LOL WHATEVER I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE SYLALBLE JOKE IS BUT IT S...
vibrant party of the first part stage
  07/29/05
lol
thirsty blood rage
  01/25/06
um... you mean his 5th?
appetizing coiffed senate
  01/21/06
that's what i was thinking, too.
Cobalt Big Chapel
  07/27/06
THIS THREAD IS AWESOME
Translucent Bateful Wrinkle
  07/29/05
WHAT DO YOU CALL A CAT THAT IS FROZEN A CATSICLE!!!!! LOL I ...
vibrant party of the first part stage
  07/29/05
WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7???? CUZ 789!!!!111! HAHAHAHAHA
Translucent Bateful Wrinkle
  07/29/05
LOL OMG I FORGOT THAT 1 AND ITS LIKE ONE OF MY FAVORITES!!! ...
vibrant party of the first part stage
  07/29/05
HAhahahah I want some of whatever you're on today.
Mauve Talking Kitchen
  07/29/05
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walnut field
  08/01/05
WHAT DO YOU CALL A MAN WITH NO ARMS AND NO LEGS IN A HOLE FI...
vibrant party of the first part stage
  07/29/05
WHAT DO YOU CALL A MAN WITH NO ARMS AND NO LEGS IN A SWIMMIN...
vibrant party of the first part stage
  07/29/05
WHAT DO YOU CALL A MAN WITH NO ARMS AND NO LEGS ON YOUR DOOR...
vibrant party of the first part stage
  07/29/05
WHAT DO YOU CALL A MAN WITH NO ARMS AND NO LEGS ON YOUR WALL...
Laughsome ultramarine native mother
  01/29/06
WHAT IS A DUCKS FAVORITE SNACK AT SNACKTIME CHEESE AND QUACK...
vibrant party of the first part stage
  07/29/05
THIS THREAD.
Purple irradiated stag film
  07/29/05
LOL THATS NOT EVEN A JOKE BUT WHATEVER!!!!! DO YOU PLAY P...
vibrant party of the first part stage
  07/29/05
HAY THAT REMINDS ME WHY DID PIKACHU CROSS THE ROAD TO GET TO...
vibrant party of the first part stage
  07/29/05
Hmmm. THE NEXT TIME SOMEONE SAYS "I'LL BE BACK," ...
filthy burgundy menage
  07/29/05
LOL YOU GUYS MUST ALL BE IN BAND CLASS OR SOMETHING!!!!!
vibrant party of the first part stage
  07/29/05
NOPE. NEVER!
filthy burgundy menage
  07/29/05
WHAT DID THE CHEWING GUM SAY TO THE SHOE I'M STUCK ON YOU!!!...
vibrant party of the first part stage
  07/29/05
WHO GRANTED THE FISHS WISH THE FAIRY COD MOTHER!!!!!! LOL I ...
vibrant party of the first part stage
  07/29/05
WHO ALWAYS STEALS THE SOAP FROM THE BATHROOM THE ROBBER DUCK...
vibrant party of the first part stage
  07/29/05
WHEN DOES THE CART COME BEOFRE THE HORSE IN THE DICTIONARY!!...
vibrant party of the first part stage
  07/29/05
LOL THIS ONE REMINDED ME OF THE PONY JOKE BUT I ALREADY TOLD...
vibrant party of the first part stage
  07/29/05
the 180 joke of a 180 thread
fluffy idiotic cumskin filthpig
  08/22/07
WHAT HAS 3 FEET AND NO LEGS A YARDSTICK!!!! LOL I SHOULDVE ...
vibrant party of the first part stage
  07/29/05
WHAT HAS NINE ARMS AND SUCKS DEF LEPPARD!!!!!! LOLOLOL MY OL...
vibrant party of the first part stage
  07/29/05
damn this is also funny
Jet-lagged Shimmering Point Police Squad
  10/20/05
WHERE DO BIRDS LIVE IN A BIRDHOUSE!!!!! LOL NEVERMIND
vibrant party of the first part stage
  07/29/05
CAN YOU USE A HAMMAR IN MATH CLASS NO YOU NEED TO USE MUTLI-...
vibrant party of the first part stage
  07/29/05
WHAT BEGINS WITH A T ENDS WITH A T AND IS FULL OF T A TEAPOT...
vibrant party of the first part stage
  07/29/05
MY TEACHER BLAMED ME FOR SOMETHING I DIDNT DO WHAT WAS IT MY...
vibrant party of the first part stage
  07/29/05
HOW MANY MIDGETS DOES IT TAKE TO SCREW IN A LIGHT BULB THREE...
vibrant party of the first part stage
  07/29/05
Awesome.
Zombie-like feces business firm
  12/07/05
WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN UR MOM AND A REFRIGERATOR? TH...
bright principal's office
  07/29/05
WHAT KIND OF NAPS DOES A CAT TAKE A CATNAP!!!!!!!!! LOL
vibrant party of the first part stage
  07/29/05
WHATS STINKY AND LIKES TO EAT HONEY WIHNNY'S POO!!!! LOL THA...
vibrant party of the first part stage
  07/29/05
HA!
Stirring indirect expression
  07/30/05
WHY WERE THE PEANUTS SCARED TO WALK ALONE AT NIGHT BECAUSE O...
vibrant party of the first part stage
  07/30/05
180
Histrionic lilac haunted graveyard
  10/20/05
HOW MANY MICE DOES IT TAKE TO SCREW IN A LIGHTBULB TWO ONE O...
vibrant party of the first part stage
  07/30/05
This thread is the worst in the history of history.
Flickering white skinny woman
  07/30/05
...
walnut field
  08/01/05
It is most certainly not. This is my finals week stress rel...
slate garrison
  12/07/05
HORSE WALKS INTO A BAR. BARTENDER ASKS "WHY THE LONG FA...
Mind-boggling fat ankles
  07/30/05
WHAT DID THE EGG SAY TO THE BOILING WATER?? IT MAY TAKE ME A...
Frum Fishy Corner Ratface
  07/30/05
hahahahaha
Histrionic lilac haunted graveyard
  10/20/05
ANYBODY SEEN THAT NEW PIRATE MOVIE??? IT'S RATED AAAARRRRRRR...
Charismatic dog poop tattoo
  07/30/05
ROFL
Histrionic lilac haunted graveyard
  10/20/05
WHAT GETS WETTER THE MORE IT DRIES??? A TOWEL! LOL!
sooty cowardly puppy deer antler
  07/30/05
What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead ...
Zippy Comical Turdskin
  07/30/05
WHEN IS A ROOM NOT A ROOM WHEN ITS A TOADSTOOL!!! LOL I ALWA...
vibrant party of the first part stage
  07/30/05
WHAT DO YOU CALL A CATCHER NAMED JOE MAUER A HALL OF FAMER ...
trip unholy gas station
  07/30/05
A GUY WALKS INTO A BAR OW! LOL I DON'T UNDERSTAND THAT ONE ...
vibrant party of the first part stage
  07/31/05
There are dozens of epic lines in this thread, but I think t...
slate garrison
  10/20/05
WHAT DID ONE CHICKEN SAY TO THE OTHER CHICKEN YOUR GOOSE IS ...
vibrant party of the first part stage
  07/31/05
WHY DO COWS ALWAYS RENT UHAULS BECAUSE THEIR ALWAYS MOOOOOVI...
vibrant party of the first part stage
  07/31/05
And the paper read: "Feed the nigger at 6:00."
fantasy-prone wagecucks set
  07/31/05
WHEN IS MILK NOT MILK WHEN ITS CHEESE!!! LOL EDIT: OR YOG...
vibrant party of the first part stage
  08/01/05
A PIECE OF ROPE GOES INTO A BAR AND THE BARTENDER SAYS SORRY...
vibrant party of the first part stage
  08/01/05
lol
Histrionic lilac haunted graveyard
  10/20/05
Hot Gorilla Shit.
Zombie-like feces business firm
  12/07/05
WHY DID THE CHICKEN CORSS THE PLAYGROUND TO GET TO THE OTHER...
vibrant party of the first part stage
  08/01/05
WHY IS IT THAT WOMEN HAVE NO BRAINS BECAUSE THEY DON'T HA...
walnut field
  08/01/05
I don't get this one.
Histrionic lilac haunted graveyard
  10/20/05
Seriously Joires give it a fucking rest
Jet-lagged Shimmering Point Police Squad
  10/20/05
I want to murder you in your sleep, then take your eyes out ...
Histrionic lilac haunted graveyard
  10/20/05
i dont doubt that at all. youve proven yourself to be a soc...
Jet-lagged Shimmering Point Police Squad
  10/20/05
Theo gave away far too much information. He's asking to b...
Histrionic lilac haunted graveyard
  10/20/05
this is also an awesome exchange
fluffy idiotic cumskin filthpig
  08/22/07
it is
Glassy hall
  04/17/08
I've got even money joires was on meth at the time.
Amethyst personal credit line theatre
  04/17/08
lmao at this thread.
Electric Nursing Home
  10/20/05
Great thread. I had forgotten it.
Primrose Hell
  10/20/05
Best. Thread. Ever.
Zombie-like feces business firm
  12/07/05
WHAT KIND OF BERRY IS MADE OUT OF STRAW A STRAWBERRY!!!!!!!L...
vibrant party of the first part stage
  01/19/06
WHATS BROWN AND STICKY A STICK!!!!! LOL I GET IT BUT IT TAKE...
vibrant party of the first part stage
  01/19/06
This is--and I'm not kidding--my favorite joke of all time. ...
Crimson razzmatazz orchestra pit
  01/19/06
LOL I DONT KNOW A STICK??!?!? LOL THAT WOULD BE THE SAME JO...
vibrant party of the first part stage
  01/19/06
LETTUCE!!! BWAHAHAHAH!!! Of course, you have to tell i...
Crimson razzmatazz orchestra pit
  01/19/06
I do, by the way, in all honesty believe that the "brow...
vibrant party of the first part stage
  01/19/06
WHY DID THE COMPUTER BYE GLASSES TO IMPROVE ITS WEBSIGHT!!!!...
vibrant party of the first part stage
  01/19/06
DID YOU KNOW THAT CHICKEN SOUP IS GOOD FOR YOUR HEALTH NOT I...
vibrant party of the first part stage
  01/19/06
"THAT ONE IS FUNNY BUT ALSO SAD" I pissed my pant...
Jet-lagged Shimmering Point Police Squad
  01/20/06
Great joke.
drab floppy dilemma dingle berry
  01/20/06
WHAT HAPPENED TO THE WOMAN WHO SLEPT UNDERNEATH THE CAR SHE ...
vibrant party of the first part stage
  01/19/06
IF YOUR AMERICAN WHEN YOUR INSIDE AND YOUR AMERICAN WHEN YOU...
vibrant party of the first part stage
  01/19/06
I LOL'd
Vivacious Chad
  01/20/06
WHERE DOES A TRICERATOPS SIT DOWN ON HIS TRICERABOTTOM!!!!!!...
vibrant party of the first part stage
  01/19/06
A WOMAN GOES INTO A BAR AND ORDERS A DOUBLE ENTENDRE SO THE ...
vibrant party of the first part stage
  01/19/06
this one is actually on par with "whats brown and stick...
Jet-lagged Shimmering Point Police Squad
  01/20/06
haha
medicated opaque sweet tailpipe
  01/20/06
A BABY SEAL WALKS INTO A BAR AND THE BARTENDER SAYS WHAT DO ...
vibrant party of the first part stage
  01/19/06
Did you bump this at my request? If so, I <3 you.
Electric Nursing Home
  01/19/06
LOL YOU SMELL LIKE MY GRANDMA
vibrant party of the first part stage
  01/19/06
like cookies and love?
Electric Nursing Home
  01/19/06
LOL I DONT KNOW WHAT COOKIES YOU LIKE TO EAT BUT MINE DONT S...
vibrant party of the first part stage
  01/19/06
LOLZZZ!!!
drab floppy dilemma dingle berry
  01/20/06
SO A MAN TELLS A DOCTOR THAT HE HAS A STRAWBERRY STUCK UP HI...
vibrant party of the first part stage
  01/19/06
ROFLLEZ!
drab floppy dilemma dingle berry
  01/20/06
WHEN DOES A BIGFOOT MONSTER EAT ITS BREAKFAST IN THE MORNING...
vibrant party of the first part stage
  01/19/06
A WOMAN IS AT THE SUPERMARKET AND BUYS MILK, EGGS, COFFEE, F...
vibrant party of the first part stage
  01/19/06
I almost shit my pants. This is a top 5 thread. Fucking am...
Ocher center reading party
  01/19/06
THAT REMINDS ME OF A FUNNIE JOKE I HEARD WHY DOES FLO JO ALW...
vibrant party of the first part stage
  01/19/06
Awesome. Are you making these up?
drab floppy dilemma dingle berry
  01/20/06
DID YOU HEAR THE ONE ABOUT THE JOKE WITH NO PUNCHLINE LOLOLO...
vibrant party of the first part stage
  01/19/06
MY FRIEND CARL ALWAYS TELLS THIS ONE JOKE BUT I ALWAYS SCREW...
vibrant party of the first part stage
  01/19/06
180
drab floppy dilemma dingle berry
  01/20/06
WHAT IS FORTY FEET LONG AND HAS EIGHT TEETH THE FRONT ROW AT...
vibrant party of the first part stage
  01/20/06
A WOMAN GETS A BIG BILL FROM THE DENTIST SO SHE CALLS HIM AN...
vibrant party of the first part stage
  01/20/06
...
racy rusted immigrant
  01/20/06
LOL THATS A GOOD ONE I WAS TRYING TO THINK OF A JOKE LIKE WH...
vibrant party of the first part stage
  01/20/06
WHY DIDNT THE HOT DOG STAR IN THE MOVIE BECAUSE THE ROLLS WE...
vibrant party of the first part stage
  01/20/06
Hahaha.
Histrionic lilac haunted graveyard
  01/20/06
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
maize very tactful mental disorder
  01/20/06
:( YOU ARE A BAD MAN AND I DONT WANT TO PLAY WITH YOU
vibrant party of the first part stage
  01/20/06
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
maize very tactful mental disorder
  01/20/06
...
Mewling Brethren
  01/23/06
...
maize very tactful mental disorder
  01/20/06
SO THERE ARE THESE TWO MUFFINS IN THE OVEN, AND THE ONE MUFF...
bistre seedy institution dragon
  01/20/06
UMMM THAT NOT EVEN FUNNY BECAUSE BOTH MUFFENS CAN TALK SO IT...
vibrant party of the first part stage
  01/20/06
SORRY I DIDNT MEAN TO BE MEEN YOU JUST HAVE TO PRACTICE MORE...
vibrant party of the first part stage
  01/20/06
it's my favortie joke.
bistre seedy institution dragon
  01/20/06
I DONT THINK SO BECAUSE IM REALLY GOOD AT TELLING JOKES BECA...
vibrant party of the first part stage
  01/20/06
SALLY BAKED DADDY A CAKE BUT DADDY SAID SILLY SALLY YOU MIXE...
Black Range Roommate
  01/20/06
LOL I THINK ITS FUNY BECAUSE NOBODY LIKES A SALTY CAKE!!!!! ...
vibrant party of the first part stage
  01/20/06
LOLOLOL! I GET IT NOW!
Black Range Roommate
  01/20/06
ITS SORTA LIKE A SALTY BABE SINCE THEY'RE RETARDED AND NOT T...
drab floppy dilemma dingle berry
  01/20/06
WHY DONT BLIND PEOPLE SKYDIVE BECAUSE IT SCARES THE DOG TOO ...
vibrant party of the first part stage
  01/20/06
YO MAMA SO STUPID SHE THINKS A QUARTERBACK IS A REFUND!!!!!!...
vibrant party of the first part stage
  01/20/06
HOW MANY EARS DID DAVY CROCKETT HAVE HE HAD THREE HIS LEFT E...
vibrant party of the first part stage
  01/20/06
A BOY WENT TO A DOCTOR AND HE HAD A CANDY BAR IN ONE EAR AND...
vibrant party of the first part stage
  01/21/06
WHATS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A TEACHER AND A TRAIN A TRAIN S...
vibrant party of the first part stage
  01/21/06
WHY DO BIRDS FLY SOUTH BECAUSE ITS TO FAR TO WALK!!!!! LOLAH...
vibrant party of the first part stage
  01/21/06
A LITTLE BLIND BOY GETS INTO BED AND HIS MOM SAYS IF YOU MAK...
vibrant party of the first part stage
  01/21/06
Dammit, Mom!
drab floppy dilemma dingle berry
  01/21/06
A DOCTOR SAYS I HAVE BAD NEWS AND WORSE NEWS AND THE MAN SAY...
vibrant party of the first part stage
  01/21/06
Stop it.
bull headed sepia lettuce volcanic crater
  01/21/06
WHATEVER WHY DID THE MONKEY FALL OUT OF THE TREE BECAUSE IT ...
vibrant party of the first part stage
  01/21/06
bwahahahahahaha!!!!!!
Fragrant University Boltzmann
  01/25/06
WHY DID TIGGER LOOK INTO THE TOILET TO FIND POO!!!!! AHAHAHA...
vibrant party of the first part stage
  01/21/06
WHAT DO YOU CALL A FISH WITH NO EYES A FSH!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAH ...
vibrant party of the first part stage
  01/23/06
A DYSLEXIC MAN WALKS INTO A RAB. HAHAHAHALOAL RAB
vibrant party of the first part stage
  01/23/06
WHAT DID ONE EYE SAY TO THE OTHER EYE BETWEEN THE TWO OF US ...
vibrant party of the first part stage
  01/25/06
A MAN WALKS INTO A PSYCHIATRIST'S OFFICE WEARING NOTHING BUT...
Fragrant University Boltzmann
  01/25/06
LOL THATS FUNY BECAUSE SARANWRAP IS CLEAR SO HE CAN CLEARLY ...
vibrant party of the first part stage
  01/25/06
WHY CANT YOU HEAR A PTERODACTYL GO POTTY BECAUSE IT HAS A SI...
vibrant party of the first part stage
  01/25/06
TIME FLIES LIKE AN ARROW AND FRUIT FLIES LIKE A BANANA!!!! ...
vibrant party of the first part stage
  01/26/06
20 points to the first person who can tell me the chief prob...
painfully honest voyeur cuck
  01/26/06
LOL I GIVE UP WHAT NOT ENOUGH JOKES LOLHAHAHA
vibrant party of the first part stage
  01/26/06
CORDUROY PILLOWS ARE MAKING HEADLINES!!!!! LOL I THINK THIS ...
vibrant party of the first part stage
  01/26/06
WHAT KIND OF HAIRCUT DOESNT A SEA CAPTAIN LIKE A CREW CUT!!!...
vibrant party of the first part stage
  01/26/06
WHAT DO YOU USE TO FIX A TUBA A TUBA GLUE!!!! LOLAHHHAHAH
vibrant party of the first part stage
  01/27/06
WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU GIVE VIAGRA TO A LAWYER HE JUST GETS T...
vibrant party of the first part stage
  01/28/06
...
racy rusted immigrant
  01/28/06
Allah Made Me Sexy
Ruddy Disrespectful Space
  01/30/06
LOL YOU DON'T MAKE ANY SENSE AND ALSO YOU'RE A BAD RAPPER LO...
vibrant party of the first part stage
  01/30/06
This thread never gets old.
Provocative godawful yarmulke meetinghouse
  02/09/06
this thread is so great
Salmon Cuckold
  05/03/06
lol
Garnet galvanic legend genital piercing
  08/22/07
A BLONDE WOMAN GOES TO THE DOCTOR AND SAYS I HURT EVERYWHERE...
vibrant party of the first part stage
  02/05/06
Never fucking forget.
boyish slap-happy cruise ship new version
  03/09/06
I miss pedicabo
Jet-lagged Shimmering Point Police Squad
  04/28/06
What'd the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my ...
emerald locale
  05/16/06
What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheelchair? Rolaids!
Ocher center reading party
  05/16/06
What's the opposite of Christopher Reeve? Christopher ...
180 Onyx Prole
  05/16/06
whats the name of the new black/mexican restaraunt down the ...
duck-like church
  05/16/06
...
Aphrodisiac silver spot
  06/28/06
This thread makes me happy.
emerald locale
  06/28/06
...
Lascivious Place Of Business Coldplay Fan
  07/24/06
...
Lascivious Place Of Business Coldplay Fan
  07/25/06
WHAT HAPPENED WHEN THE OPTOMETRIST FELL INTO THE GLASSES MAC...
shaky legal warrant mood
  07/27/06
What happens when you mix a rhino and an elephant? Elifino ...
Laughsome ultramarine native mother
  07/27/06
This is funny.
Olive Insanely Creepy Quadroon Generalized Bond
  07/27/06
hey on a more serious note...have you guys heard the pope is...
claret metal laser beams
  07/27/06
apparently he got it from touching a little boy
shaky legal warrant mood
  07/27/06
DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE STOLEN SHIPMENT OF VIAGRA? THE POLICE...
Lascivious Place Of Business Coldplay Fan
  07/27/06
A piece of sausage walks into a bar. It sits at the counter...
Jet-lagged Shimmering Point Police Squad
  08/04/06
the cia is hiring an assassin, but they are worried because ...
Yapping casino kitty cat
  08/04/06
sorry this isn't in keeping with the tone of the thread, but...
Yapping casino kitty cat
  08/04/06
I heard that one a long time ago. Best joke in this entire ...
shaky legal warrant mood
  08/04/06
<bow>
Yapping casino kitty cat
  08/04/06
ahahahhahahhahahah
fluffy idiotic cumskin filthpig
  08/22/07
Only funny joke here.
High-end odious becky
  05/28/08
bump
heady community account
  09/09/06
...
glittery azn
  10/08/06
...
cheese-eating theater stage
  10/09/06
This needed a bump
brindle razzle-dazzle gaping indian lodge
  11/03/06
...
Naked karate
  11/04/06
I feel more dumbener after reading thru this post.
spectacular hateful codepig office
  01/06/07
MOMMY DADDY AND BABY TOMATO WERE CROSSING THE STREET. BABY ...
Ebony soul-stirring library persian
  01/06/07
i'd never read this thread before. fuck, is it funny. the li...
Glassy hall
  01/06/07
I needed a laugh today.
Yellow Thriller Piazza
  08/22/07
A WOMAN ASKED HER DOCTOR IF YOU CAN GET PREGNANT FROM ANAL S...
brindle razzle-dazzle gaping indian lodge
  08/22/07
WHAT DID THE MISSISSIPPI ROAD TELL THE STATE TROOPER IT WAS ...
brindle razzle-dazzle gaping indian lodge
  08/22/07
YESTERDAY I GOT THROWN OUT OF THE CASINO... APPARENTLY I MIS...
brindle razzle-dazzle gaping indian lodge
  08/27/07
WHAT DID GEORGE WASHINGTON TELL HIS MEN BEFORE THEY CROSSED ...
brindle razzle-dazzle gaping indian lodge
  08/27/07
...
Glassy hall
  11/17/07
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Glassy hall
  04/17/08
CP3 IS THE MVP!!!
flirting carmine step-uncle's house fanboi
  04/17/08
The fact that this thread is never ranked among the all time...
swashbuckling church building gay wizard
  05/10/08
Girl: Mommy, can you get pregnant by having anal sex? Mo...
curious love of her life french chef
  05/10/08
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internet-worthy state queen of the night
  06/28/08
180 bump
swashbuckling church building gay wizard
  06/28/08
BOYS HAVE A PENIS AND GIRLS HAVE A VAINGA LULZ!!! <sou...
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Date: July 29th, 2005 4:44 PM
Author: vibrant party of the first part stage

WHAT DO YOU CALL CHIPS THAT ARENT YOURS NACHO CHIPS!!!!!!

LOL HAHAHAHAHAH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3444411)





Date: January 20th, 2006 6:30 PM
Author: Azure Free-loading Gunner

WHAT DO YOU SAY TO A CHICK WITH TWO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4868644)





Date: May 16th, 2006 4:06 PM
Author: duck-like church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#5795657)





Date: July 29th, 2005 5:10 PM
Author: vibrant party of the first part stage

WHAT DID ONE WALL SAY TO THE OTHER WALL MEET YOU AT THE CORNER!!!!!

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3444729)





Date: July 29th, 2005 5:11 PM
Author: Mauve Talking Kitchen

haha, this one actually made me laugh. this would be a good one to tell a chick while both of you are plastered.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3444740)





Date: July 29th, 2005 5:12 PM
Author: vibrant party of the first part stage

WHAT KIND OF HOUSE HAS NO ROOMS IN IT A MUSHROOM!

WAIT WHAT KIND OF ROOM ISN'T IN A HOUSE A MUSHROOM!!!!!

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3444750)





Date: July 29th, 2005 5:15 PM
Author: vibrant party of the first part stage

WHAT'S GREY???

A MELTED PENGUIN!!!!!

LOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3444794)





Date: July 27th, 2006 12:29 PM
Author: marvelous clear keepsake machete

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#6313358)





Date: July 29th, 2005 5:16 PM
Author: vibrant party of the first part stage

WHY DO FISH LIVE IN SALTWATER BECAUSE PEPPER MAKES THEM SNEZE!!!!!!

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3444806)





Date: July 29th, 2005 5:19 PM
Author: vibrant party of the first part stage

WHAT DID THE ITALIAN SALAD DRESSING SAY TO THE REFRIGERATOR DOOR CLOSE THE DOOR IM DRESSING!!!!!! LOLOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3444845)





Date: July 29th, 2005 5:20 PM
Author: vibrant party of the first part stage

WHERE DO COMPUTERS GO TO DANCE THE DISK-O!!!!!!!

LOL THAT ONE IS GREAT!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3444875)





Date: July 29th, 2005 5:23 PM
Author: vibrant party of the first part stage

A PONY WALKS INTO THE BAR AND ASKS FOR THE DRINK BUT THE BARTENDER SAYS I CANT HEAR YOU WHY DONT YOU SPEAK UP AND THE PONY SAYS SORRY I'M A LITTLE HOARSE.

LOL I DON'T REALLY GET THIS ONE!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3444908)





Date: October 20th, 2005 2:06 PM
Author: Jet-lagged Shimmering Point Police Squad

this one is funny and its only made better by LOL I DON'T REALLY GET THIS ONE!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4092597)





Date: July 29th, 2005 5:27 PM
Author: vibrant party of the first part stage

HOW MUCH DOES IT COST TO BUY CORN FROM A PIRATE A BUCK-AN-EAR!!!!!!!!!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3444958)





Date: July 29th, 2005 5:32 PM
Author: well-lubricated national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3445005)





Date: July 29th, 2005 5:33 PM
Author: vibrant party of the first part stage

LOL I DONT GET THAT ONE EITHER BUT IT SOUNDS FUNY!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3445022)





Date: July 29th, 2005 5:36 PM
Author: well-lubricated national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3445053)





Date: July 29th, 2005 5:37 PM
Author: vibrant party of the first part stage

LOL WHATEVER I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE SYLALBLE JOKE IS BUT IT SOUNDS FUN TO SAY BANANANANANANAN

LIKE IN THAT NAME GAME SONG JOHN JOHN BO BAUM BANANAFANA FO FOM LOL HAHAHAH!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3445076)





Date: January 25th, 2006 9:40 PM
Author: thirsty blood rage

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4908522)





Date: January 21st, 2006 1:13 AM
Author: appetizing coiffed senate

um... you mean his 5th?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4872303)





Date: July 27th, 2006 11:17 AM
Author: Cobalt Big Chapel

that's what i was thinking, too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#6312785)





Date: July 29th, 2005 5:33 PM
Author: Translucent Bateful Wrinkle

THIS THREAD IS AWESOME

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3445028)





Date: July 29th, 2005 5:34 PM
Author: vibrant party of the first part stage

WHAT DO YOU CALL A CAT THAT IS FROZEN A CATSICLE!!!!! LOL I MADE THAT ONE UP BY MYSELF!!!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3445038)





Date: July 29th, 2005 5:35 PM
Author: Translucent Bateful Wrinkle

WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7????

CUZ 789!!!!111!

HAHAHAHAHA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3445049)





Date: July 29th, 2005 5:36 PM
Author: vibrant party of the first part stage

LOL OMG I FORGOT THAT 1 AND ITS LIKE ONE OF MY FAVORITES!!!

THX!!!!!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3445055)





Date: July 29th, 2005 5:55 PM
Author: Mauve Talking Kitchen

HAhahahah

I want some of whatever you're on today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3445300)





Date: August 1st, 2005 6:13 PM
Author: walnut field
Subject: lol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3469106)





Date: July 29th, 2005 5:38 PM
Author: vibrant party of the first part stage

WHAT DO YOU CALL A MAN WITH NO ARMS AND NO LEGS IN A HOLE FILL LOLOLOLOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3445089)





Date: July 29th, 2005 5:40 PM
Author: vibrant party of the first part stage

WHAT DO YOU CALL A MAN WITH NO ARMS AND NO LEGS IN A SWIMMING POOL BOB LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3445111)





Date: July 29th, 2005 5:40 PM
Author: vibrant party of the first part stage

WHAT DO YOU CALL A MAN WITH NO ARMS AND NO LEGS ON YOUR DOORSTEP

FAIR WARNING!!!!!!

LOL AHAHAHAH



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3445115)





Date: January 29th, 2006 12:06 AM
Author: Laughsome ultramarine native mother

WHAT DO YOU CALL A MAN WITH NO ARMS AND NO LEGS ON YOUR WALL

ART

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4934761)





Date: July 29th, 2005 5:48 PM
Author: vibrant party of the first part stage

WHAT IS A DUCKS FAVORITE SNACK AT SNACKTIME CHEESE AND QUACKERS!!!!!!!!!!!

I WAS USING A JOKEBOOK BEFORE BUT NOW I CAN JUST MAKE THEM UP LOL!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3445230)





Date: July 29th, 2005 5:50 PM
Author: Purple irradiated stag film

THIS THREAD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3445251)





Date: July 29th, 2005 5:50 PM
Author: vibrant party of the first part stage

LOL THATS NOT EVEN A JOKE BUT WHATEVER!!!!!

DO YOU PLAY POKEMON CARDS?!?!?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3445261)





Date: July 29th, 2005 6:00 PM
Author: vibrant party of the first part stage

HAY THAT REMINDS ME WHY DID PIKACHU CROSS THE ROAD TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!!!!!!!!!

LOL ITS LIKE THE CHICKEN JOKE BUT I CHANGED IT TO POKEMON!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3445340)





Date: July 29th, 2005 5:56 PM
Author: filthy burgundy menage

Hmmm. THE NEXT TIME SOMEONE SAYS "I'LL BE BACK," SAY "AND I'LL BE MOZART."

ARR ARR ARR! HAHA!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3445301)





Date: July 29th, 2005 5:57 PM
Author: vibrant party of the first part stage

LOL YOU GUYS MUST ALL BE IN BAND CLASS OR SOMETHING!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3445311)





Date: July 29th, 2005 5:58 PM
Author: filthy burgundy menage

NOPE. NEVER!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3445334)





Date: July 29th, 2005 5:56 PM
Author: vibrant party of the first part stage

WHAT DID THE CHEWING GUM SAY TO THE SHOE I'M STUCK ON YOU!!!!!!

GOD EVEN I DON'T THINK THAT ONE'S FUNNY LOL!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3445305)





Date: July 29th, 2005 5:58 PM
Author: vibrant party of the first part stage

WHO GRANTED THE FISHS WISH THE FAIRY COD MOTHER!!!!!! LOL I GET IT!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3445326)





Date: July 29th, 2005 5:58 PM
Author: vibrant party of the first part stage

WHO ALWAYS STEALS THE SOAP FROM THE BATHROOM THE ROBBER DUCKY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHHAAH LOL



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3445335)





Date: July 29th, 2005 6:09 PM
Author: vibrant party of the first part stage

WHEN DOES THE CART COME BEOFRE THE HORSE IN THE DICTIONARY!!!!!! LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3445408)





Date: July 29th, 2005 6:16 PM
Author: vibrant party of the first part stage

LOL THIS ONE REMINDED ME OF THE PONY JOKE BUT I ALREADY TOLD IT BEFORE LOL I GUESS I SHOULDNT DO REPEETS!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3445464)





Date: August 22nd, 2007 8:16 PM
Author: fluffy idiotic cumskin filthpig

the 180 joke of a 180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#8547374)





Date: July 29th, 2005 6:20 PM
Author: vibrant party of the first part stage

WHAT HAS 3 FEET AND NO LEGS A YARDSTICK!!!!

LOL I SHOULDVE PAID MORE ATTENTION WHEN THEY TAUGHT THE METRICK SYSTEM!!!! LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3445504)





Date: July 29th, 2005 6:30 PM
Author: vibrant party of the first part stage

WHAT HAS NINE ARMS AND SUCKS DEF LEPPARD!!!!!! LOLOLOL MY OLDER BROTHER TAUGHT ME THAT 1!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3445573)





Date: October 20th, 2005 2:14 PM
Author: Jet-lagged Shimmering Point Police Squad

damn this is also funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4092646)





Date: July 29th, 2005 6:38 PM
Author: vibrant party of the first part stage

WHERE DO BIRDS LIVE IN A BIRDHOUSE!!!!! LOL NEVERMIND

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3445636)





Date: July 29th, 2005 6:40 PM
Author: vibrant party of the first part stage

CAN YOU USE A HAMMAR IN MATH CLASS NO YOU NEED TO USE MUTLI-PLIERS!!!!!!!! LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3445653)





Date: July 29th, 2005 6:40 PM
Author: vibrant party of the first part stage

WHAT BEGINS WITH A T ENDS WITH A T AND IS FULL OF T A TEAPOT!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA MY MOM USES A MUG INSTEAD LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3445657)





Date: July 29th, 2005 6:47 PM
Author: vibrant party of the first part stage

MY TEACHER BLAMED ME FOR SOMETHING I DIDNT DO WHAT WAS IT MY HOMEWORK!!!!!!!! LOL LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3445699)





Date: July 29th, 2005 6:52 PM
Author: vibrant party of the first part stage

HOW MANY MIDGETS DOES IT TAKE TO SCREW IN A LIGHT BULB THREE BECAUSE THEIR SO SHORT!!!! LOL IMADE THAT ONE UP TO!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3445739)





Date: December 7th, 2005 2:15 PM
Author: Zombie-like feces business firm

Awesome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4487587)





Date: July 29th, 2005 7:00 PM
Author: bright principal's office

WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN UR MOM AND A REFRIGERATOR? THE REFRIGERATOR DOESN'T SCREAM WHEN I PUT MY MEAT IN IT!! LOLOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3445804)





Date: July 29th, 2005 7:19 PM
Author: vibrant party of the first part stage

WHAT KIND OF NAPS DOES A CAT TAKE A CATNAP!!!!!!!!! LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3445906)





Date: July 29th, 2005 7:31 PM
Author: vibrant party of the first part stage

WHATS STINKY AND LIKES TO EAT HONEY WIHNNY'S POO!!!! LOL THATS A GROSS ONE!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3445995)





Date: July 30th, 2005 4:12 PM
Author: Stirring indirect expression

HA!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3452491)





Date: July 30th, 2005 12:57 PM
Author: vibrant party of the first part stage

WHY WERE THE PEANUTS SCARED TO WALK ALONE AT NIGHT BECAUSE ONE OF THEM WAS A SALTED!!!!! LOL THAT ONE IS A THINKING JOKE!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3451640)





Date: October 20th, 2005 2:34 PM
Author: Histrionic lilac haunted graveyard

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4092730)





Date: July 30th, 2005 1:12 PM
Author: vibrant party of the first part stage

HOW MANY MICE DOES IT TAKE TO SCREW IN A LIGHTBULB TWO ONE ON TOP ONE ON BOTTOM!!!!! LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3451662)





Date: July 30th, 2005 1:29 PM
Author: Flickering white skinny woman

This thread is the worst in the history of history.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3451713)





Date: August 1st, 2005 6:14 PM
Author: walnut field
Subject: lol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3469114)





Date: December 7th, 2005 2:05 PM
Author: slate garrison

It is most certainly not. This is my finals week stress reliever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4487500)





Date: July 30th, 2005 1:36 PM
Author: Mind-boggling fat ankles

HORSE WALKS INTO A BAR. BARTENDER ASKS "WHY THE LONG FACE?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3451763)





Date: July 30th, 2005 1:59 PM
Author: Frum Fishy Corner Ratface

WHAT DID THE EGG SAY TO THE BOILING WATER?? IT MAY TAKE ME AWHILE TO GET HARD I JUST GOT LAID LAST NIGHT!! ROTFL!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3451889)





Date: October 20th, 2005 2:25 PM
Author: Histrionic lilac haunted graveyard

hahahahaha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4092696)





Date: July 30th, 2005 2:41 PM
Author: Charismatic dog poop tattoo

ANYBODY SEEN THAT NEW PIRATE MOVIE??? IT'S RATED AAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!! LOL HAHAHAHA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3452172)





Date: October 20th, 2005 2:25 PM
Author: Histrionic lilac haunted graveyard

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4092697)





Date: July 30th, 2005 2:44 PM
Author: sooty cowardly puppy deer antler

WHAT GETS WETTER THE MORE IT DRIES???

A TOWEL!

LOL!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3452194)





Date: July 30th, 2005 4:11 PM
Author: Zippy Comical Turdskin

What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

zzzzzzzzzzzziiingg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3452486)





Date: July 30th, 2005 6:28 PM
Author: vibrant party of the first part stage

WHEN IS A ROOM NOT A ROOM WHEN ITS A TOADSTOOL!!! LOL I ALWAYS MESS UP THE MUSHROOM ONES!!!! AHAHAH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3453089)





Date: July 30th, 2005 6:29 PM
Author: trip unholy gas station

WHAT DO YOU CALL A CATCHER NAMED JOE MAUER A HALL OF FAMER LOLZ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3453094)





Date: July 31st, 2005 12:33 PM
Author: vibrant party of the first part stage

A GUY WALKS INTO A BAR OW! LOL I DON'T UNDERSTAND THAT ONE BUT MY OLDER BROTHER ALWAYS SAYS IT LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3457185)





Date: October 20th, 2005 2:04 PM
Author: slate garrison

There are dozens of epic lines in this thread, but I think this is my favorite.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4092588)





Date: July 31st, 2005 5:49 PM
Author: vibrant party of the first part stage

WHAT DID ONE CHICKEN SAY TO THE OTHER CHICKEN YOUR GOOSE IS COOKED!!!! LOL I THINK I DIDNT RMEMBER THAT ONE GOOD LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3459265)





Date: July 31st, 2005 6:46 PM
Author: vibrant party of the first part stage

WHY DO COWS ALWAYS RENT UHAULS BECAUSE THEIR ALWAYS MOOOOOVING!!!!! LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3459748)





Date: July 31st, 2005 7:10 PM
Author: fantasy-prone wagecucks set

And the paper read:

"Feed the nigger at 6:00."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3459861)





Date: August 1st, 2005 9:39 AM
Author: vibrant party of the first part stage

WHEN IS MILK NOT MILK WHEN ITS CHEESE!!! LOL

EDIT: OR YOGERT!!!! LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3465094)





Date: August 1st, 2005 10:34 AM
Author: vibrant party of the first part stage

A PIECE OF ROPE GOES INTO A BAR AND THE BARTENDER SAYS SORRY WE DONT SERVE DRINKS TO ROPE SO THE ROPE GOES OUTSIDE TIES HIMSELF INTO A BOW AND MESSES UP HIS HAIR THEN WALKS BACK INTO THE BAR AND THE BARTENDER SAYS I TOLD WE YOU DONT SERVE DRINKS TO ROPE AND ARENT YOU A ROPE AND THE ROPE SAYS NO IM A FRAYED KNOT. LOL!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3465234)





Date: October 20th, 2005 2:30 PM
Author: Histrionic lilac haunted graveyard

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4092715)





Date: December 7th, 2005 2:17 PM
Author: Zombie-like feces business firm

Hot Gorilla Shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4487600)





Date: August 1st, 2005 5:54 PM
Author: vibrant party of the first part stage

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CORSS THE PLAYGROUND TO GET TO THE OTHER SLIDE!!!!!!LOLHAHAAHA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3468952)





Date: August 1st, 2005 6:16 PM
Author: walnut field

WHY IS IT THAT WOMEN HAVE NO BRAINS

BECAUSE THEY DON'T HAVE A PENIS TO KEEP THEM IN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3469127)





Date: October 20th, 2005 2:29 PM
Author: Histrionic lilac haunted graveyard

I don't get this one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4092712)





Date: October 20th, 2005 2:36 PM
Author: Jet-lagged Shimmering Point Police Squad

Seriously Joires give it a fucking rest

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4092737)





Date: October 20th, 2005 2:39 PM
Author: Histrionic lilac haunted graveyard

I want to murder you in your sleep, then take your eyes out of their sockets and boil them for dinner.

I hate you to the core.

If I ever find out your true identity, I'll be paying you a visit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4092745)





Date: October 20th, 2005 2:40 PM
Author: Jet-lagged Shimmering Point Police Squad

i dont doubt that at all. youve proven yourself to be a sociopath every day--especially the day you admitted to trying to find theo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4092748)





Date: October 20th, 2005 2:41 PM
Author: Histrionic lilac haunted graveyard

Theo gave away far too much information.

He's asking to be outed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4092750)





Date: August 22nd, 2007 8:17 PM
Author: fluffy idiotic cumskin filthpig

this is also an awesome exchange

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#8547382)





Date: April 17th, 2008 1:21 AM
Author: Glassy hall

it is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#9641006)





Date: April 17th, 2008 2:04 AM
Author: Amethyst personal credit line theatre

I've got even money joires was on meth at the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#9641167)





Date: October 20th, 2005 2:39 PM
Author: Electric Nursing Home

lmao at this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4092743)





Date: October 20th, 2005 2:56 PM
Author: Primrose Hell

Great thread. I had forgotten it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4092806)





Date: December 7th, 2005 2:18 PM
Author: Zombie-like feces business firm

Best.

Thread.

Ever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4487602)





Date: January 19th, 2006 8:18 PM
Author: vibrant party of the first part stage

WHAT KIND OF BERRY IS MADE OUT OF STRAW A STRAWBERRY!!!!!!!LOLOLOHAHAHAHAHA I THOUGHT OF THAT ONE IN THE SUPERMARKET TODAY!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4860721)





Date: January 19th, 2006 8:27 PM
Author: vibrant party of the first part stage

WHATS BROWN AND STICKY A STICK!!!!! LOL I GET IT BUT IT TAKES U A LITTLE WHILE!!!! LOLOLHAHA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4860794)





Date: January 19th, 2006 8:34 PM
Author: Crimson razzmatazz orchestra pit

This is--and I'm not kidding--my favorite joke of all time. Because it makes me happy.

What's green and leafy??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4860848)





Date: January 19th, 2006 8:42 PM
Author: vibrant party of the first part stage

LOL I DONT KNOW A STICK??!?!? LOL THAT WOULD BE THE SAME JOKE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4860929)





Date: January 19th, 2006 9:04 PM
Author: Crimson razzmatazz orchestra pit

LETTUCE!!!

BWAHAHAHAH!!!

Of course, you have to tell it right after the brown and sticky joke.

EDIT: throws 'em off EVERY TIME!!

(obv, i'm quoting from the google thread.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4861123)





Date: January 19th, 2006 8:43 PM
Author: vibrant party of the first part stage

I do, by the way, in all honesty believe that the "brown and sticky" joke is the best in the language.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4860937)





Date: January 19th, 2006 8:30 PM
Author: vibrant party of the first part stage

WHY DID THE COMPUTER BYE GLASSES TO IMPROVE ITS WEBSIGHT!!!!! LOLOL THAT ONE IS FUNIER AFTER YOU LEARN THE INTERNET

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4860819)





Date: January 19th, 2006 8:32 PM
Author: vibrant party of the first part stage

DID YOU KNOW THAT CHICKEN SOUP IS GOOD FOR YOUR HEALTH NOT IF YOUR THE CHICKEN!!!!! LOLLOLOL THAT ONE IS FUNNY BUT ALSO SAD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4860832)





Date: January 20th, 2006 6:17 PM
Author: Jet-lagged Shimmering Point Police Squad

"THAT ONE IS FUNNY BUT ALSO SAD" I pissed my pants. I have such a big crush on you PV

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4868558)





Date: January 20th, 2006 8:40 PM
Author: drab floppy dilemma dingle berry

Great joke.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4869876)





Date: January 19th, 2006 8:33 PM
Author: vibrant party of the first part stage

WHAT HAPPENED TO THE WOMAN WHO SLEPT UNDERNEATH THE CAR SHE WOKE UP OILY THE NEXT MORNING!!!!!! LOLOLOL I THINK THAT ONES A DIRTY JOKE!!!! LOL DONT TELL MY MOM LOLOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4860842)





Date: January 19th, 2006 8:39 PM
Author: vibrant party of the first part stage

IF YOUR AMERICAN WHEN YOUR INSIDE AND YOUR AMERICAN WHEN YOUR OUTSIDE WHAT ARE YOU IN THE BATHROOM YOUR-A-PEEIN LOL LOL OLOLOLOL OR YOURAPOOPIN LOLOHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHALOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4860893)





Date: January 20th, 2006 6:52 PM
Author: Vivacious Chad

I LOL'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4868820)





Date: January 19th, 2006 8:51 PM
Author: vibrant party of the first part stage

WHERE DOES A TRICERATOPS SIT DOWN ON HIS TRICERABOTTOM!!!!!!!! LOLOLOLOL I JUST STUDIED DINOSARS TOO!!!!!LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4860992)





Date: January 19th, 2006 9:07 PM
Author: vibrant party of the first part stage

A WOMAN GOES INTO A BAR AND ORDERS A DOUBLE ENTENDRE SO THE BARTENDER GIVES IT TO HER. LOL I SHOULD ASK MY BROTHER ABOUT THIS ONE BECAUSE HES TAKING FRENCH CLASS LOL



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4861153)





Date: January 20th, 2006 6:20 PM
Author: Jet-lagged Shimmering Point Police Squad

this one is actually on par with "whats brown and sticky"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4868574)





Date: January 20th, 2006 6:37 PM
Author: medicated opaque sweet tailpipe

haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4868710)





Date: January 19th, 2006 9:12 PM
Author: vibrant party of the first part stage

A BABY SEAL WALKS INTO A BAR AND THE BARTENDER SAYS WHAT DO YOU WANT AND THE SEAL SAYS ANYTHING BUT A CANADIAN CLUB. LOLLOL CANADA SUCKS LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4861196)





Date: January 19th, 2006 9:15 PM
Author: Electric Nursing Home

Did you bump this at my request? If so, I <3 you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4861215)





Date: January 19th, 2006 9:26 PM
Author: vibrant party of the first part stage

LOL YOU SMELL LIKE MY GRANDMA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4861308)





Date: January 19th, 2006 9:27 PM
Author: Electric Nursing Home

like cookies and love?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4861315)





Date: January 19th, 2006 9:30 PM
Author: vibrant party of the first part stage

LOL I DONT KNOW WHAT COOKIES YOU LIKE TO EAT BUT MINE DONT SMELL LIKE OLD LADY SMELL LOLOLOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4861341)





Date: January 20th, 2006 8:37 PM
Author: drab floppy dilemma dingle berry

LOLZZZ!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4869850)





Date: January 19th, 2006 9:20 PM
Author: vibrant party of the first part stage

SO A MAN TELLS A DOCTOR THAT HE HAS A STRAWBERRY STUCK UP HIS BUTT AND THE DOCTOR SAYS I HAVE SOME CREAM FOR THAT. LOLOLOLOLOL GROSS!!!!!!!HAHAHALOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4861251)





Date: January 20th, 2006 8:39 PM
Author: drab floppy dilemma dingle berry

ROFLLEZ!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4869861)





Date: January 19th, 2006 9:53 PM
Author: vibrant party of the first part stage

WHEN DOES A BIGFOOT MONSTER EAT ITS BREAKFAST IN THE MORNING LOLOLOL I TRIED TO MAKE ONE UP BUT I DONT THINK ITS REALLY A JOKE LOLOLOLOLOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4861526)





Date: January 19th, 2006 10:09 PM
Author: vibrant party of the first part stage

A WOMAN IS AT THE SUPERMARKET AND BUYS MILK, EGGS, COFFEE, FROZEN DINNERS, BACON, AND ORANGE JUICE THE CASHIER LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS YOU MUST BE SINGLE AND SHE SAYS HOW DID YOU KNOW AND THE CASHIER SAYS BECAUSE YOU'RE UGLY LOLOLOHAHAHAHAHA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4861646)





Date: January 19th, 2006 10:17 PM
Author: Ocher center reading party

I almost shit my pants. This is a top 5 thread. Fucking amazing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4861702)





Date: January 19th, 2006 10:36 PM
Author: vibrant party of the first part stage

THAT REMINDS ME OF A FUNNIE JOKE I HEARD WHY DOES FLO JO ALWAYS HAVE TO GO TO THE TOILET BECAUSE SHE HAS THE RUNS!!!!! LOL IM JUST KIDDING I MADE IT UP JUST NOW HAHAHALOLOLOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4861856)





Date: January 20th, 2006 8:43 PM
Author: drab floppy dilemma dingle berry

Awesome. Are you making these up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4869893)





Date: January 19th, 2006 10:46 PM
Author: vibrant party of the first part stage

DID YOU HEAR THE ONE ABOUT THE JOKE WITH NO PUNCHLINE LOLOLOLOHAHAHAHAHAHLOLOLOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4861956)





Date: January 19th, 2006 10:54 PM
Author: vibrant party of the first part stage

MY FRIEND CARL ALWAYS TELLS THIS ONE JOKE BUT I ALWAYS SCREW IT UP THERES THESE TWO GUYS ON A PLAYGROUND AND IT TURNS OUT ONE OF THEM IS JESUS. LOL I SCREWED IT UP!!! LOLOLHAHAAHA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4862030)





Date: January 20th, 2006 8:43 PM
Author: drab floppy dilemma dingle berry

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4869899)





Date: January 20th, 2006 12:00 AM
Author: vibrant party of the first part stage

WHAT IS FORTY FEET LONG AND HAS EIGHT TEETH THE FRONT ROW AT A WILLIE NELSON CONCERT!!! LOL I DONT EVEN KNOW WHO THAT IS LOLOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4862490)





Date: January 20th, 2006 5:57 PM
Author: vibrant party of the first part stage

A WOMAN GETS A BIG BILL FROM THE DENTIST SO SHE CALLS HIM AND SAYS HEY THIS BILL IS 3TIMES TO MUCH AND HE SAYS THATS BECAUSE YOU SCREAMED SO LOUD THAT YOU SCARED AWAY TWO OTHER CUSTOMERS!!!!!!!!! LOLOLOHAHAHAHHHAHAH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4868387)





Date: January 20th, 2006 5:59 PM
Author: racy rusted immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4868403)





Date: January 20th, 2006 6:07 PM
Author: vibrant party of the first part stage

LOL THATS A GOOD ONE I WAS TRYING TO THINK OF A JOKE LIKE WHY DONT YOU FORGET HOW TO RIDE A BIKE AND THE ANSWER IS YOUR AN ELEPHANT BUT I CANT GET IT TO MAKE SENSE LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4868471)





Date: January 20th, 2006 5:59 PM
Author: vibrant party of the first part stage

WHY DIDNT THE HOT DOG STAR IN THE MOVIE BECAUSE THE ROLLS WERENT GOOD ENOUGH!!!!!!! I DONT GET IT BUT I LIKE HOT DOG JOKES LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4868407)





Date: January 20th, 2006 8:36 PM
Author: Histrionic lilac haunted graveyard

Hahaha.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4869828)





Date: January 20th, 2006 6:13 PM
Author: maize very tactful mental disorder
Subject: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A NEGRO AND A SPEED BUMP?!?!?!??!!

YOU SLOW DOWN FOR THE SPEED BUMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4868535)





Date: January 20th, 2006 6:17 PM
Author: vibrant party of the first part stage

:( YOU ARE A BAD MAN AND I DONT WANT TO PLAY WITH YOU

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4868557)





Date: January 20th, 2006 6:19 PM
Author: maize very tactful mental disorder
Subject: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HOW DO YOU GET A BLACK KID TO STOP JUMPING ON THE BED?!?!?!?!

PUT VELCRO ON THE CEILING!!!!!!!!!!

LOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

HOW DO YOU GET THE BLACK KID DOWN?!?!?!?!?!?

TELL THE MEXICAN KID ITS A PINATA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOLOOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4868566)





Date: January 23rd, 2006 1:42 AM
Author: Mewling Brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4889590)





Date: January 20th, 2006 6:25 PM
Author: maize very tactful mental disorder
Subject: no more jokes?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4868617)





Date: January 20th, 2006 6:32 PM
Author: bistre seedy institution dragon

SO THERE ARE THESE TWO MUFFINS IN THE OVEN, AND THE ONE MUFFIN SAYS "HEY MAN, IT'S REALLY HOT IN HERE." AND THE OTHER MUFFIN SAYS "HOLY SHIT, A TALKING MUFFIN!"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4868657)





Date: January 20th, 2006 6:38 PM
Author: vibrant party of the first part stage

UMMM THAT NOT EVEN FUNNY BECAUSE BOTH MUFFENS CAN TALK SO ITS STUPID LOL NICE TRY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4868715)





Date: January 20th, 2006 6:50 PM
Author: vibrant party of the first part stage

SORRY I DIDNT MEAN TO BE MEEN YOU JUST HAVE TO PRACTICE MORE TO MAKE GOOD JOKES LIKE ME I PRACTICE ALL THE TIME BECAUSE I WANT TO WRITE JOKE BOOKS WHEN I GROW UP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4868798)





Date: January 20th, 2006 6:53 PM
Author: bistre seedy institution dragon

it's my favortie joke.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4868834)





Date: January 20th, 2006 7:09 PM
Author: vibrant party of the first part stage

I DONT THINK SO BECAUSE IM REALLY GOOD AT TELLING JOKES BECAUE I PRACTICE EVERYDAY AND I USED TO WRITE DOWN TWO JOKES EVERYDAY AND TELL THEM TO MY TEACHER AND THEN SHE SAID I SHOULD JUST TELL THEM TO MY MOM OR AT LEAST WRITE THEM DOWN INTO A BOOK SO I DONT SAY THEM ALL THE TIME AND THATS HOW I GOT THE IDEA FOR WRITING JOKE BOOKS LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4869026)





Date: January 20th, 2006 6:51 PM
Author: Black Range Roommate

SALLY BAKED DADDY A CAKE BUT DADDY SAID SILLY SALLY YOU MIXED UP THE PORTIONS FOR SALT AND SUGAR YOU SILLY GIRL AND SHE WAS LIKE AW DAD AND THEY HUGGED EACH OTHER. LOL. I DONT GET IT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4868810)





Date: January 20th, 2006 7:10 PM
Author: vibrant party of the first part stage

LOL I THINK ITS FUNY BECAUSE NOBODY LIKES A SALTY CAKE!!!!! LOLHAHAHAHAH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4869036)





Date: January 20th, 2006 8:43 PM
Author: Black Range Roommate

LOLOLOL! I GET IT NOW!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4869890)





Date: January 20th, 2006 8:46 PM
Author: drab floppy dilemma dingle berry

ITS SORTA LIKE A SALTY BABE SINCE THEY'RE RETARDED AND NOT TASTY EITHER

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4869930)





Date: January 20th, 2006 7:55 PM
Author: vibrant party of the first part stage

WHY DONT BLIND PEOPLE SKYDIVE BECAUSE IT SCARES THE DOG TOO MUCH LOLOLOL THATS BECAUSE THEY HAVE BLINDPERSON DOGS LOLHAHAHAHAH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4869436)





Date: January 20th, 2006 8:14 PM
Author: vibrant party of the first part stage

YO MAMA SO STUPID SHE THINKS A QUARTERBACK IS A REFUND!!!!!!!! LOL I DID TOO LOLOHAHAHA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4869590)





Date: January 20th, 2006 10:32 PM
Author: vibrant party of the first part stage

HOW MANY EARS DID DAVY CROCKETT HAVE HE HAD THREE HIS LEFT EAR AND HIS RIGHT EAR AND HIS WILD FRONT EAR!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHLOL AND A RACCON TAIL TOO!! LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4870984)





Date: January 21st, 2006 1:13 AM
Author: vibrant party of the first part stage

A BOY WENT TO A DOCTOR AND HE HAD A CANDY BAR IN ONE EAR AND A LOLLYPOP IN THE OTHER EAR AND A TWIZZLERS IN HIS NOSE AND HE TOLD THE DOCTOR I HAVE A PROBLEM AND THE DOCTOR SAID YES YOU DO YOU HAVE A BAD DIET!!!!!!!!!!! LOLAHAHAHAHA I LIKE CANDY LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4872298)





Date: January 21st, 2006 1:19 AM
Author: vibrant party of the first part stage

WHATS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A TEACHER AND A TRAIN A TRAIN SAYS CHOOO CHOOO AND THE TEACHER SAYS SPIT OUT YOURE GUM!!!!!!!!!! LOLHAHAHAHAHAH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4872361)





Date: January 21st, 2006 10:53 AM
Author: vibrant party of the first part stage

WHY DO BIRDS FLY SOUTH BECAUSE ITS TO FAR TO WALK!!!!! LOLAHAHA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4873961)





Date: January 21st, 2006 3:19 PM
Author: vibrant party of the first part stage

A LITTLE BLIND BOY GETS INTO BED AND HIS MOM SAYS IF YOU MAKE A WISH REALLY HARD TONIGHT IT WILL COME TRUE IN THE MORNING SO THE BOY MAKES A WISH AND IN THE MORNING HE CRIES AND SAYS MOM IT DIDNT COME TRUE IM STILL BLIND AND THE MOM SAYS I KNOW APRIL FOOLS!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHHAHA THE TOOTH FAIRY LEFT ME $5 ONCE LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4875403)





Date: January 21st, 2006 10:47 PM
Author: drab floppy dilemma dingle berry

Dammit, Mom!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4879233)





Date: January 21st, 2006 3:21 PM
Author: vibrant party of the first part stage

A DOCTOR SAYS I HAVE BAD NEWS AND WORSE NEWS AND THE MAN SAYS WHATS THE WORSE NEWS AND THE DOCTOR SAYS YOU HAVE CANCER AND THE MAN OH NO WHATS THE BAD NEWS AND THE DOCTOR SAYS YOU HAVE ALLZHIMERS AND THE MAN SAYS OH NO BUT AT LEAST I DONT HAVE CANCER!!!!! LOL WHAT IS ALLZHIMERS HAHAHAHAH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4875412)





Date: January 21st, 2006 3:22 PM
Author: bull headed sepia lettuce volcanic crater

Stop it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4875419)





Date: January 21st, 2006 10:24 PM
Author: vibrant party of the first part stage

WHATEVER WHY DID THE MONKEY FALL OUT OF THE TREE BECAUSE IT WAS DEAD HAHAHALOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4878979)





Date: January 25th, 2006 9:47 PM
Author: Fragrant University Boltzmann

bwahahahahahaha!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4908573)





Date: January 21st, 2006 10:44 PM
Author: vibrant party of the first part stage

WHY DID TIGGER LOOK INTO THE TOILET TO FIND POO!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHALLOLOLHAHAHA THATS ONE OF THE BEST ONES LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4879194)





Date: January 23rd, 2006 12:45 AM
Author: vibrant party of the first part stage

WHAT DO YOU CALL A FISH WITH NO EYES A FSH!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAH THIS ONE IS MORE FUNNY WHEN YOU DONT SAY IT LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4889099)





Date: January 23rd, 2006 11:24 AM
Author: vibrant party of the first part stage

A DYSLEXIC MAN WALKS INTO A RAB. HAHAHAHALOAL RAB

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4891149)





Date: January 25th, 2006 7:22 PM
Author: vibrant party of the first part stage

WHAT DID ONE EYE SAY TO THE OTHER EYE BETWEEN THE TWO OF US SOMETHING SMELLS!!!!!!!!!!! LOLHAHAAH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4907366)





Date: January 25th, 2006 9:55 PM
Author: Fragrant University Boltzmann

A MAN WALKS INTO A PSYCHIATRIST'S OFFICE WEARING NOTHING BUT SARAN WRAP. THE DOCTOR TAKES ONE LOOK AT HIM AND SAYS, "I CAN CLEARLY SEE YOUR NUTS."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4908642)





Date: January 25th, 2006 11:26 PM
Author: vibrant party of the first part stage

LOL THATS FUNY BECAUSE SARANWRAP IS CLEAR SO HE CAN CLEARLY SEE HES CRAZY HAHAHA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4909501)





Date: January 25th, 2006 11:36 PM
Author: vibrant party of the first part stage

WHY CANT YOU HEAR A PTERODACTYL GO POTTY BECAUSE IT HAS A SILENT P!!!!! LOLHAHAHAHAHAH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4909585)





Date: January 26th, 2006 6:49 PM
Author: vibrant party of the first part stage

TIME FLIES LIKE AN ARROW AND FRUIT FLIES LIKE A BANANA!!!! LOL WHAT I DONT GET IT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4915646)





Date: January 26th, 2006 6:51 PM
Author: painfully honest voyeur cuck

20 points to the first person who can tell me the chief problem with this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4915665)





Date: January 26th, 2006 6:51 PM
Author: vibrant party of the first part stage

LOL I GIVE UP WHAT NOT ENOUGH JOKES LOLHAHAHA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4915673)





Date: January 26th, 2006 6:55 PM
Author: vibrant party of the first part stage

CORDUROY PILLOWS ARE MAKING HEADLINES!!!!! LOL I THINK THIS JOKE BOOK IM USING IS BROKEN BECAUSE THESE DONT MAKE SENSE LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4915697)





Date: January 26th, 2006 6:56 PM
Author: vibrant party of the first part stage

WHAT KIND OF HAIRCUT DOESNT A SEA CAPTAIN LIKE A CREW CUT!!!! LOLHAHAHAH BECAUSE THEY LOOK DUMB LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4915709)





Date: January 27th, 2006 5:21 PM
Author: vibrant party of the first part stage

WHAT DO YOU USE TO FIX A TUBA A TUBA GLUE!!!! LOLAHHHAHAH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4923745)





Date: January 28th, 2006 11:42 PM
Author: vibrant party of the first part stage

WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU GIVE VIAGRA TO A LAWYER HE JUST GETS TALLER!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL WHAT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4934597)





Date: January 28th, 2006 11:46 PM
Author: racy rusted immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4934624)





Date: January 30th, 2006 3:44 PM
Author: Ruddy Disrespectful Space
Subject: Allah Made Me Sexy

You dirty boys

you dirty men

calling this burka

a bitchin' hen

Ain't nothing like

covering myself up

and feeling the warmth

of a burka burka



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4947996)





Date: January 30th, 2006 3:47 PM
Author: vibrant party of the first part stage

LOL YOU DON'T MAKE ANY SENSE AND ALSO YOU'RE A BAD RAPPER LOL BUT THAT REMINDS ME OF A JOKE WHY DOES SNOOPP DOG LIKE TO WRAP CHRISTMAS PRESENTS BECAUSE HES A RAPPER!!!!!!!!!!LOLHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4948016)





Date: February 9th, 2006 11:16 AM
Author: Provocative godawful yarmulke meetinghouse

This thread never gets old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#5037634)





Date: May 3rd, 2006 9:23 PM
Author: Salmon Cuckold

this thread is so great

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#5709724)





Date: August 22nd, 2007 9:41 PM
Author: Garnet galvanic legend genital piercing

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#8547761)





Date: February 5th, 2006 8:39 PM
Author: vibrant party of the first part stage

A BLONDE WOMAN GOES TO THE DOCTOR AND SAYS I HURT EVERYWHERE AND SHE PUSHES WITH HER FINGER ON HER ELBOW, HER KNEE, HER HEAD, AND HER LEG AND SAYS IT HURTS HERE HERE HERE AND HERE AND THE DOCTOR SAYS YOU HAVE A BROKEN FINGER!!!!!!!! LOLHAHAHAAHHAHA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#5004371)





Date: March 9th, 2006 12:29 PM
Author: boyish slap-happy cruise ship new version

Never fucking forget.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#5290520)





Date: April 28th, 2006 1:00 PM
Author: Jet-lagged Shimmering Point Police Squad

I miss pedicabo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#5672299)





Date: May 16th, 2006 3:58 PM
Author: emerald locale

What'd the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my fucking tractor?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#5795612)





Date: May 16th, 2006 4:04 PM
Author: Ocher center reading party

What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheelchair?

Rolaids!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#5795647)





Date: May 16th, 2006 4:22 PM
Author: 180 Onyx Prole

What's the opposite of Christopher Reeve?

Christopher Walken

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#5795739)





Date: May 16th, 2006 4:25 PM
Author: duck-like church

whats the name of the new black/mexican restaraunt down the road? NACHO MAMA



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#5795758)





Date: June 28th, 2006 4:33 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac silver spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#6095349)





Date: June 28th, 2006 5:44 PM
Author: emerald locale

This thread makes me happy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#6095910)





Date: July 24th, 2006 10:39 PM
Author: Lascivious Place Of Business Coldplay Fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#6291756)





Date: July 25th, 2006 6:35 PM
Author: Lascivious Place Of Business Coldplay Fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#6298252)





Date: July 27th, 2006 11:55 AM
Author: shaky legal warrant mood

WHAT HAPPENED WHEN THE OPTOMETRIST FELL INTO THE GLASSES MACHINE HE MADE A SPECTACLE OF HIMSELF LOLLLLLLLLLL GET IT LIKE IT TURNED HIM INTO GLASSES

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#6313084)





Date: July 27th, 2006 12:26 PM
Author: Laughsome ultramarine native mother

What happens when you mix a rhino and an elephant? Elifino

(hell if I know).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#6313336)





Date: July 27th, 2006 12:58 PM
Author: Olive Insanely Creepy Quadroon Generalized Bond

This is funny.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#6313600)





Date: July 27th, 2006 1:33 PM
Author: claret metal laser beams

hey on a more serious note...have you guys heard the pope is really sick. doctors say he has the bird flu. apparently he got it from a cardinal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#6313927)





Date: July 27th, 2006 1:44 PM
Author: shaky legal warrant mood

apparently he got it from touching a little boy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#6314002)





Date: July 27th, 2006 9:38 PM
Author: Lascivious Place Of Business Coldplay Fan

DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE STOLEN SHIPMENT OF VIAGRA? THE POLICE SAID TO BE ON THE LOOK OUT FOR HARDENED CRIMINALS!!!! LOLOLOLOL LOLZ! THE CRIMINALS HAD FLOPPY BONERS THAT'S FUNNY!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#6318069)





Date: August 4th, 2006 10:39 AM
Author: Jet-lagged Shimmering Point Police Squad

A piece of sausage walks into a bar. It sits at the counter and orders a drink. The bartender walks over and says "Sorry but we dont serve food." LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#6375482)





Date: August 4th, 2006 10:55 AM
Author: Yapping casino kitty cat

the cia is hiring an assassin, but they are worried because the guy they want is married. to test his loyalty, they bring him in for an interview and ask him to bring his wife. they pull him into the office and hand him a gun and say "if you want this job, prove your loyalty and go shoot your wife in the head." he nods, takes the gun, and leaves. outside they here a terrible commotion. when he returns they ask what happened and he says "somebody filled the fucking gun with blanks so i had to beat the bitch to death with a chair."

this is the greatest joke of all time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#6375547)





Date: August 4th, 2006 10:56 AM
Author: Yapping casino kitty cat

sorry this isn't in keeping with the tone of the thread, but i had to share.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#6375555)





Date: August 4th, 2006 11:44 AM
Author: shaky legal warrant mood

I heard that one a long time ago. Best joke in this entire thread, though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#6375870)





Date: August 4th, 2006 11:54 AM
Author: Yapping casino kitty cat

<bow>

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#6375946)





Date: August 22nd, 2007 8:22 PM
Author: fluffy idiotic cumskin filthpig

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#8547417)





Date: May 28th, 2008 7:38 AM
Author: High-end odious becky

Only funny joke here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#9835595)





Date: September 9th, 2006 8:39 PM
Author: heady community account

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#6586707)





Date: October 8th, 2006 5:04 PM
Author: glittery azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#6751093)





Date: October 9th, 2006 2:23 AM
Author: cheese-eating theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#6754678)





Date: November 3rd, 2006 2:08 PM
Author: brindle razzle-dazzle gaping indian lodge

This needed a bump



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#6914331)





Date: November 4th, 2006 1:01 PM
Author: Naked karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#6919996)





Date: January 6th, 2007 8:33 PM
Author: spectacular hateful codepig office

I feel more dumbener after reading thru this post.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#7364765)





Date: January 6th, 2007 8:44 PM
Author: Ebony soul-stirring library persian

MOMMY DADDY AND BABY TOMATO WERE CROSSING THE STREET. BABY TOMATO GOT HIT BY A CAR. AT THE HOSPITAL, MOMMY TOMATO ASKED THE DOCTOR WILL BE SON BE OK?? YES SAID THE DOCTOR BUT HE'LL BE A VEGETABLE!!!!1!1!! HAHAHAHALOLOLOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#7364833)





Date: January 6th, 2007 8:55 PM
Author: Glassy hall

i'd never read this thread before. fuck, is it funny. the lines at the end of the jokes are the best part.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#7364892)





Date: August 22nd, 2007 7:02 PM
Author: Yellow Thriller Piazza

I needed a laugh today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#8547075)





Date: August 22nd, 2007 9:53 PM
Author: brindle razzle-dazzle gaping indian lodge

A WOMAN ASKED HER DOCTOR IF YOU CAN GET PREGNANT FROM ANAL SEX AND THE DOCTOR SAID THATS WHERE LAWYERS COME FROM!!!!!!!!!!LOL LOL!!

LOL!!! NO ONE LIKES LAWYERS!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#8547850)





Date: August 22nd, 2007 9:56 PM
Author: brindle razzle-dazzle gaping indian lodge

WHAT DID THE MISSISSIPPI ROAD TELL THE STATE TROOPER IT WAS AL'S FAULT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I THOUGHT OF THAT ONE WHILE DRIVING!!!!!!!!!! ITS LIKE ASPHALT BUT NOT REALLY!! I GUESS ITS NOT FUNNY IF I EXPLAIN IT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#8547870)





Date: August 27th, 2007 8:50 PM
Author: brindle razzle-dazzle gaping indian lodge

YESTERDAY I GOT THROWN OUT OF THE CASINO... APPARENTLY I MISUNDERSTOOD THE CRAP TABLE!!!!!!!!!!

LOL!!! I HAD TO THINK ABOUT THIS ONE!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#8567989)





Date: August 27th, 2007 8:54 PM
Author: brindle razzle-dazzle gaping indian lodge

WHAT DID GEORGE WASHINGTON TELL HIS MEN BEFORE THEY CROSSED THE DELAWARE RIVER GET IN THE BOAT!!!!! LOL

I NEVER KNEW DELAWARE HAD A RIVER!!!!! LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#8568001)





Date: November 17th, 2007 9:40 PM
Author: Glassy hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#8908029)





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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#8920777)





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Author: Glassy hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#9640990)





Date: April 17th, 2008 2:07 AM
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CP3 IS THE MVP!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#9641173)





Date: May 10th, 2008 5:39 PM
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The fact that this thread is never ranked among the all time greats is a disgrace.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#9764674)





Date: May 10th, 2008 5:45 PM
Author: curious love of her life french chef

Girl: Mommy, can you get pregnant by having anal sex?

Mom: Of course you can honey, where do you think lawyers come from?

I'm Brian Fellows!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#9764699)





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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#9927029)





Date: June 28th, 2008 3:04 AM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#9927061)





Date: June 28th, 2008 3:06 AM
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<sound of crickets chirping>

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#9927066)