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Date: July 29th, 2005 4:44 PM Author: judgmental ticket booth boltzmann WHAT DO YOU CALL CHIPS THAT ARENT YOURS NACHO CHIPS!!!!!! LOL HAHAHAHAHAH |
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Date: January 20th, 2006 6:30 PM Author: heady abode WHAT DO YOU SAY TO A CHICK WITH TWO (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4868644) |
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Date: May 16th, 2006 4:06 PM Author: thriller flesh pervert (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#5795657) |
Date: July 29th, 2005 5:10 PM Author: judgmental ticket booth boltzmann WHAT DID ONE WALL SAY TO THE OTHER WALL MEET YOU AT THE CORNER!!!!! LOL |
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Date: July 29th, 2005 5:11 PM Author: dun state gunner haha, this one actually made me laugh. this would be a good one to tell a chick while both of you are plastered. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3444740) |
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Date: July 29th, 2005 5:12 PM Author: judgmental ticket booth boltzmann WHAT KIND OF HOUSE HAS NO ROOMS IN IT A MUSHROOM!
WAIT WHAT KIND OF ROOM ISN'T IN A HOUSE A MUSHROOM!!!!! LOL |
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Date: July 29th, 2005 5:15 PM Author: judgmental ticket booth boltzmann WHAT'S GREY??? A MELTED PENGUIN!!!!! LOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLO |
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Date: July 27th, 2006 12:29 PM Author: Aphrodisiac amber clown lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#6313358) |
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Date: July 29th, 2005 5:16 PM Author: judgmental ticket booth boltzmann WHY DO FISH LIVE IN SALTWATER BECAUSE PEPPER MAKES THEM SNEZE!!!!!! LOL |
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Date: July 29th, 2005 5:19 PM Author: judgmental ticket booth boltzmann WHAT DID THE ITALIAN SALAD DRESSING SAY TO THE REFRIGERATOR DOOR CLOSE THE DOOR IM DRESSING!!!!!! LOLOL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3444845) |
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Date: July 29th, 2005 5:20 PM Author: judgmental ticket booth boltzmann WHERE DO COMPUTERS GO TO DANCE THE DISK-O!!!!!!! LOL THAT ONE IS GREAT!!!!! |
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Date: July 29th, 2005 5:23 PM Author: judgmental ticket booth boltzmann A PONY WALKS INTO THE BAR AND ASKS FOR THE DRINK BUT THE BARTENDER SAYS I CANT HEAR YOU WHY DONT YOU SPEAK UP AND THE PONY SAYS SORRY I'M A LITTLE HOARSE.
LOL I DON'T REALLY GET THIS ONE!!!! |
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Date: October 20th, 2005 2:06 PM Author: ruby glittery step-uncle's house this one is funny and its only made better by LOL I DON'T REALLY GET THIS ONE!!!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4092597) |
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Date: July 29th, 2005 5:27 PM Author: judgmental ticket booth boltzmann HOW MUCH DOES IT COST TO BUY CORN FROM A PIRATE A BUCK-AN-EAR!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH |
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Date: July 29th, 2005 5:32 PM Author: Copper fanboi (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3445005) |
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Date: July 29th, 2005 5:33 PM Author: judgmental ticket booth boltzmann LOL I DONT GET THAT ONE EITHER BUT IT SOUNDS FUNY!!!!!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3445022) |
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Date: July 29th, 2005 5:36 PM Author: Copper fanboi (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3445053) |
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Date: July 29th, 2005 5:37 PM Author: judgmental ticket booth boltzmann LOL WHATEVER I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE SYLALBLE JOKE IS BUT IT SOUNDS FUN TO SAY BANANANANANANAN
LIKE IN THAT NAME GAME SONG JOHN JOHN BO BAUM BANANAFANA FO FOM LOL HAHAHAH!!!! |
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Date: January 25th, 2006 9:40 PM Author: arrogant smoky church karate lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4908522) |
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Date: January 21st, 2006 1:13 AM Author: boyish fantasy-prone garrison useless brakes um... you mean his 5th? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4872303) |
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Date: July 27th, 2006 11:17 AM Author: Haunting buff sanctuary that's what i was thinking, too. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#6312785) |
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Date: July 29th, 2005 5:33 PM Author: Fishy dashing goyim cuckold THIS THREAD IS AWESOME (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3445028) |
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Date: July 29th, 2005 5:34 PM Author: judgmental ticket booth boltzmann WHAT DO YOU CALL A CAT THAT IS FROZEN A CATSICLE!!!!! LOL I MADE THAT ONE UP BY MYSELF!!!!!!!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3445038) |
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Date: July 29th, 2005 5:35 PM Author: Fishy dashing goyim cuckold WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7????
CUZ 789!!!!111!
HAHAHAHAHA |
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Date: July 29th, 2005 5:36 PM Author: judgmental ticket booth boltzmann LOL OMG I FORGOT THAT 1 AND ITS LIKE ONE OF MY FAVORITES!!! THX!!!!!!!!!! |
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Date: July 29th, 2005 5:55 PM Author: dun state gunner HAhahahah
I want some of whatever you're on today. |
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Date: August 1st, 2005 6:13 PM Author: shivering passionate toilet seat Subject: lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3469106) |
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Date: July 29th, 2005 5:38 PM Author: judgmental ticket booth boltzmann WHAT DO YOU CALL A MAN WITH NO ARMS AND NO LEGS IN A HOLE FILL LOLOLOLOL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3445089) |
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Date: July 29th, 2005 5:40 PM Author: judgmental ticket booth boltzmann WHAT DO YOU CALL A MAN WITH NO ARMS AND NO LEGS IN A SWIMMING POOL BOB LOL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3445111) |
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Date: July 29th, 2005 5:40 PM Author: judgmental ticket booth boltzmann WHAT DO YOU CALL A MAN WITH NO ARMS AND NO LEGS ON YOUR DOORSTEP
FAIR WARNING!!!!!! LOL AHAHAHAH
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Date: January 29th, 2006 12:06 AM Author: diverse giraffe WHAT DO YOU CALL A MAN WITH NO ARMS AND NO LEGS ON YOUR WALL
ART |
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Date: July 29th, 2005 5:48 PM Author: judgmental ticket booth boltzmann WHAT IS A DUCKS FAVORITE SNACK AT SNACKTIME CHEESE AND QUACKERS!!!!!!!!!!!
I WAS USING A JOKEBOOK BEFORE BUT NOW I CAN JUST MAKE THEM UP LOL!!! |
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Date: July 29th, 2005 5:50 PM Author: Vibrant submissive meetinghouse THIS THREAD. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3445251) |
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Date: July 29th, 2005 5:50 PM Author: judgmental ticket booth boltzmann LOL THATS NOT EVEN A JOKE BUT WHATEVER!!!!!
DO YOU PLAY POKEMON CARDS?!?!? |
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Date: July 29th, 2005 6:00 PM Author: judgmental ticket booth boltzmann HAY THAT REMINDS ME WHY DID PIKACHU CROSS THE ROAD TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!!!!!!!!!
LOL ITS LIKE THE CHICKEN JOKE BUT I CHANGED IT TO POKEMON!!!!!! |
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Date: July 29th, 2005 5:56 PM Author: aquamarine impertinent menage coldplay fan Hmmm. THE NEXT TIME SOMEONE SAYS "I'LL BE BACK," SAY "AND I'LL BE MOZART."
ARR ARR ARR! HAHA! |
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Date: July 29th, 2005 5:57 PM Author: judgmental ticket booth boltzmann LOL YOU GUYS MUST ALL BE IN BAND CLASS OR SOMETHING!!!!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3445311) |
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Date: July 29th, 2005 5:58 PM Author: aquamarine impertinent menage coldplay fan NOPE. NEVER! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3445334) |
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Date: July 29th, 2005 5:56 PM Author: judgmental ticket booth boltzmann WHAT DID THE CHEWING GUM SAY TO THE SHOE I'M STUCK ON YOU!!!!!!
GOD EVEN I DON'T THINK THAT ONE'S FUNNY LOL!!!! |
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Date: July 29th, 2005 5:58 PM Author: judgmental ticket booth boltzmann WHO GRANTED THE FISHS WISH THE FAIRY COD MOTHER!!!!!! LOL I GET IT!!!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3445326) |
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Date: July 29th, 2005 5:58 PM Author: judgmental ticket booth boltzmann WHO ALWAYS STEALS THE SOAP FROM THE BATHROOM THE ROBBER DUCKY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHHAAH LOL
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Date: July 29th, 2005 6:09 PM Author: judgmental ticket booth boltzmann WHEN DOES THE CART COME BEOFRE THE HORSE IN THE DICTIONARY!!!!!! LOL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3445408) |
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Date: July 29th, 2005 6:16 PM Author: judgmental ticket booth boltzmann LOL THIS ONE REMINDED ME OF THE PONY JOKE BUT I ALREADY TOLD IT BEFORE LOL I GUESS I SHOULDNT DO REPEETS! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3445464) |
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Date: August 22nd, 2007 8:16 PM Author: vivacious idiotic principal's office the 180 joke of a 180 thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#8547374) |
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Date: July 29th, 2005 6:20 PM Author: judgmental ticket booth boltzmann WHAT HAS 3 FEET AND NO LEGS A YARDSTICK!!!! LOL I SHOULDVE PAID MORE ATTENTION WHEN THEY TAUGHT THE METRICK SYSTEM!!!! LOL |
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Date: July 29th, 2005 6:30 PM Author: judgmental ticket booth boltzmann WHAT HAS NINE ARMS AND SUCKS DEF LEPPARD!!!!!! LOLOLOL MY OLDER BROTHER TAUGHT ME THAT 1!!!!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3445573) |
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Date: October 20th, 2005 2:14 PM Author: ruby glittery step-uncle's house damn this is also funny (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4092646) |
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Date: July 29th, 2005 6:38 PM Author: judgmental ticket booth boltzmann WHERE DO BIRDS LIVE IN A BIRDHOUSE!!!!! LOL NEVERMIND (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3445636) |
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Date: July 29th, 2005 6:40 PM Author: judgmental ticket booth boltzmann CAN YOU USE A HAMMAR IN MATH CLASS NO YOU NEED TO USE MUTLI-PLIERS!!!!!!!! LOL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3445653) |
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Date: July 29th, 2005 6:40 PM Author: judgmental ticket booth boltzmann WHAT BEGINS WITH A T ENDS WITH A T AND IS FULL OF T A TEAPOT!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA MY MOM USES A MUG INSTEAD LOL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3445657) |
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Date: July 29th, 2005 6:47 PM Author: judgmental ticket booth boltzmann MY TEACHER BLAMED ME FOR SOMETHING I DIDNT DO WHAT WAS IT MY HOMEWORK!!!!!!!! LOL LOL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3445699) |
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Date: July 29th, 2005 6:52 PM Author: judgmental ticket booth boltzmann HOW MANY MIDGETS DOES IT TAKE TO SCREW IN A LIGHT BULB THREE BECAUSE THEIR SO SHORT!!!! LOL IMADE THAT ONE UP TO! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3445739) |
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Date: December 7th, 2005 2:15 PM Author: Rambunctious spectacular jap nowag Awesome. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4487587) |
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Date: July 29th, 2005 7:00 PM Author: Bull headed marvelous sex offender WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN UR MOM AND A REFRIGERATOR? THE REFRIGERATOR DOESN'T SCREAM WHEN I PUT MY MEAT IN IT!! LOLOL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3445804) |
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Date: July 29th, 2005 7:19 PM Author: judgmental ticket booth boltzmann WHAT KIND OF NAPS DOES A CAT TAKE A CATNAP!!!!!!!!! LOL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3445906) |
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Date: July 29th, 2005 7:31 PM Author: judgmental ticket booth boltzmann WHATS STINKY AND LIKES TO EAT HONEY WIHNNY'S POO!!!! LOL THATS A GROSS ONE!!!!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3445995) |
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Date: July 30th, 2005 4:12 PM Author: Charismatic casino HA! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3452491) |
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Date: July 30th, 2005 12:57 PM Author: judgmental ticket booth boltzmann WHY WERE THE PEANUTS SCARED TO WALK ALONE AT NIGHT BECAUSE ONE OF THEM WAS A SALTED!!!!! LOL THAT ONE IS A THINKING JOKE!!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3451640) |
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Date: October 20th, 2005 2:34 PM Author: galvanic home 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4092730) |
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Date: July 30th, 2005 1:12 PM Author: judgmental ticket booth boltzmann HOW MANY MICE DOES IT TAKE TO SCREW IN A LIGHTBULB TWO ONE ON TOP ONE ON BOTTOM!!!!! LOL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3451662) |
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Date: July 30th, 2005 1:29 PM Author: Wonderful university This thread is the worst in the history of history. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3451713) |
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Date: August 1st, 2005 6:14 PM Author: shivering passionate toilet seat Subject: lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3469114) |
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Date: December 7th, 2005 2:05 PM Author: lilac goal in life heaven It is most certainly not. This is my finals week stress reliever. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4487500) |
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Date: July 30th, 2005 1:36 PM Author: Cracking mint kitchen HORSE WALKS INTO A BAR. BARTENDER ASKS "WHY THE LONG FACE?" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3451763) |
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Date: July 30th, 2005 1:59 PM Author: bat shit crazy house roast beef WHAT DID THE EGG SAY TO THE BOILING WATER?? IT MAY TAKE ME AWHILE TO GET HARD I JUST GOT LAID LAST NIGHT!! ROTFL!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3451889) |
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Date: October 20th, 2005 2:25 PM Author: galvanic home hahahahaha (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4092696) |
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Date: July 30th, 2005 2:41 PM Author: walnut locale organic girlfriend ANYBODY SEEN THAT NEW PIRATE MOVIE??? IT'S RATED AAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!! LOL HAHAHAHA (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3452172) |
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Date: October 20th, 2005 2:25 PM Author: galvanic home ROFL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4092697) |
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Date: July 30th, 2005 2:44 PM Author: gay range friendly grandma WHAT GETS WETTER THE MORE IT DRIES???
A TOWEL!
LOL! |
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Date: July 30th, 2005 4:11 PM Author: lascivious ape gay wizard What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies?
I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.
zzzzzzzzzzzziiingg |
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Date: July 30th, 2005 6:28 PM Author: judgmental ticket booth boltzmann WHEN IS A ROOM NOT A ROOM WHEN ITS A TOADSTOOL!!! LOL I ALWAYS MESS UP THE MUSHROOM ONES!!!! AHAHAH (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3453089) |
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Date: July 30th, 2005 6:29 PM Author: floppy shrine WHAT DO YOU CALL A CATCHER NAMED JOE MAUER A HALL OF FAMER LOLZ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3453094) |
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Date: July 31st, 2005 12:33 PM Author: judgmental ticket booth boltzmann A GUY WALKS INTO A BAR OW! LOL I DON'T UNDERSTAND THAT ONE BUT MY OLDER BROTHER ALWAYS SAYS IT LOL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3457185) |
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Date: October 20th, 2005 2:04 PM Author: lilac goal in life heaven There are dozens of epic lines in this thread, but I think this is my favorite. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4092588) |
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Date: July 31st, 2005 5:49 PM Author: judgmental ticket booth boltzmann WHAT DID ONE CHICKEN SAY TO THE OTHER CHICKEN YOUR GOOSE IS COOKED!!!! LOL I THINK I DIDNT RMEMBER THAT ONE GOOD LOL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3459265) |
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Date: July 31st, 2005 6:46 PM Author: judgmental ticket booth boltzmann WHY DO COWS ALWAYS RENT UHAULS BECAUSE THEIR ALWAYS MOOOOOVING!!!!! LOL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3459748) |
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Date: July 31st, 2005 7:10 PM Author: razzle-dazzle temple hairy legs And the paper read:
"Feed the nigger at 6:00." |
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Date: August 1st, 2005 9:39 AM Author: judgmental ticket booth boltzmann WHEN IS MILK NOT MILK WHEN ITS CHEESE!!! LOL
EDIT: OR YOGERT!!!! LOL |
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Date: August 1st, 2005 10:34 AM Author: judgmental ticket booth boltzmann A PIECE OF ROPE GOES INTO A BAR AND THE BARTENDER SAYS SORRY WE DONT SERVE DRINKS TO ROPE SO THE ROPE GOES OUTSIDE TIES HIMSELF INTO A BOW AND MESSES UP HIS HAIR THEN WALKS BACK INTO THE BAR AND THE BARTENDER SAYS I TOLD WE YOU DONT SERVE DRINKS TO ROPE AND ARENT YOU A ROPE AND THE ROPE SAYS NO IM A FRAYED KNOT. LOL!!!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3465234) |
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Date: October 20th, 2005 2:30 PM Author: galvanic home lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4092715) |
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Date: December 7th, 2005 2:17 PM Author: Rambunctious spectacular jap nowag Hot Gorilla Shit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4487600) |
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Date: August 1st, 2005 5:54 PM Author: judgmental ticket booth boltzmann WHY DID THE CHICKEN CORSS THE PLAYGROUND TO GET TO THE OTHER SLIDE!!!!!!LOLHAHAAHA (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3468952) |
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Date: August 1st, 2005 6:16 PM Author: shivering passionate toilet seat WHY IS IT THAT WOMEN HAVE NO BRAINS
BECAUSE THEY DON'T HAVE A PENIS TO KEEP THEM IN |
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Date: October 20th, 2005 2:29 PM Author: galvanic home I don't get this one. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4092712) |
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Date: October 20th, 2005 2:36 PM Author: ruby glittery step-uncle's house Seriously Joires give it a fucking rest (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4092737) |
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Date: October 20th, 2005 2:39 PM Author: galvanic home I want to murder you in your sleep, then take your eyes out of their sockets and boil them for dinner.
I hate you to the core.
If I ever find out your true identity, I'll be paying you a visit. |
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Date: October 20th, 2005 2:40 PM Author: ruby glittery step-uncle's house i dont doubt that at all. youve proven yourself to be a sociopath every day--especially the day you admitted to trying to find theo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4092748) |
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Date: October 20th, 2005 2:41 PM Author: galvanic home Theo gave away far too much information.
He's asking to be outed. |
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Date: August 22nd, 2007 8:17 PM Author: vivacious idiotic principal's office this is also an awesome exchange (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#8547382) |
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Date: April 17th, 2008 1:21 AM Author: Pea-brained white coffee pot it is (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#9641006) |
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Date: April 17th, 2008 2:04 AM Author: flatulent den I've got even money joires was on meth at the time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#9641167) |
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Date: October 20th, 2005 2:39 PM Author: Rusted Crackhouse Cuckoldry lmao at this thread. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4092743) |
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Date: October 20th, 2005 2:56 PM Author: offensive emerald chapel main people Great thread. I had forgotten it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4092806) |
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Date: December 7th, 2005 2:18 PM Author: Rambunctious spectacular jap nowag Best.
Thread.
Ever. |
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Date: January 19th, 2006 8:18 PM Author: judgmental ticket booth boltzmann WHAT KIND OF BERRY IS MADE OUT OF STRAW A STRAWBERRY!!!!!!!LOLOLOHAHAHAHAHA I THOUGHT OF THAT ONE IN THE SUPERMARKET TODAY!!!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4860721) |
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Date: January 19th, 2006 8:27 PM Author: judgmental ticket booth boltzmann WHATS BROWN AND STICKY A STICK!!!!! LOL I GET IT BUT IT TAKES U A LITTLE WHILE!!!! LOLOLHAHA (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4860794) |
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Date: January 19th, 2006 8:34 PM Author: Excitant lemon site This is--and I'm not kidding--my favorite joke of all time. Because it makes me happy.
What's green and leafy?? |
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Date: January 19th, 2006 8:42 PM Author: judgmental ticket booth boltzmann LOL I DONT KNOW A STICK??!?!? LOL THAT WOULD BE THE SAME JOKE (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4860929) |
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Date: January 19th, 2006 9:04 PM Author: Excitant lemon site LETTUCE!!!
BWAHAHAHAH!!!
Of course, you have to tell it right after the brown and sticky joke.
EDIT: throws 'em off EVERY TIME!!
(obv, i'm quoting from the google thread.) |
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Date: January 19th, 2006 8:43 PM Author: judgmental ticket booth boltzmann I do, by the way, in all honesty believe that the "brown and sticky" joke is the best in the language. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4860937) |
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Date: January 19th, 2006 8:30 PM Author: judgmental ticket booth boltzmann WHY DID THE COMPUTER BYE GLASSES TO IMPROVE ITS WEBSIGHT!!!!! LOLOL THAT ONE IS FUNIER AFTER YOU LEARN THE INTERNET (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4860819) |
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Date: January 19th, 2006 8:32 PM Author: judgmental ticket booth boltzmann DID YOU KNOW THAT CHICKEN SOUP IS GOOD FOR YOUR HEALTH NOT IF YOUR THE CHICKEN!!!!! LOLLOLOL THAT ONE IS FUNNY BUT ALSO SAD (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4860832) |
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Date: January 20th, 2006 6:17 PM Author: ruby glittery step-uncle's house "THAT ONE IS FUNNY BUT ALSO SAD" I pissed my pants. I have such a big crush on you PV (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4868558) |
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Date: January 20th, 2006 8:40 PM Author: 180 Topaz Base Background Story Great joke. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4869876) |
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Date: January 19th, 2006 8:33 PM Author: judgmental ticket booth boltzmann WHAT HAPPENED TO THE WOMAN WHO SLEPT UNDERNEATH THE CAR SHE WOKE UP OILY THE NEXT MORNING!!!!!! LOLOLOL I THINK THAT ONES A DIRTY JOKE!!!! LOL DONT TELL MY MOM LOLOL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4860842) |
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Date: January 19th, 2006 8:39 PM Author: judgmental ticket booth boltzmann IF YOUR AMERICAN WHEN YOUR INSIDE AND YOUR AMERICAN WHEN YOUR OUTSIDE WHAT ARE YOU IN THE BATHROOM YOUR-A-PEEIN LOL LOL OLOLOLOL OR YOURAPOOPIN LOLOHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHALOL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4860893) |
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Date: January 20th, 2006 6:52 PM Author: orchid place of business business firm I LOL'd (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4868820) |
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Date: January 19th, 2006 8:51 PM Author: judgmental ticket booth boltzmann WHERE DOES A TRICERATOPS SIT DOWN ON HIS TRICERABOTTOM!!!!!!!! LOLOLOLOL I JUST STUDIED DINOSARS TOO!!!!!LOL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4860992) |
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Date: January 19th, 2006 9:07 PM Author: judgmental ticket booth boltzmann A WOMAN GOES INTO A BAR AND ORDERS A DOUBLE ENTENDRE SO THE BARTENDER GIVES IT TO HER. LOL I SHOULD ASK MY BROTHER ABOUT THIS ONE BECAUSE HES TAKING FRENCH CLASS LOL
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Date: January 20th, 2006 6:20 PM Author: ruby glittery step-uncle's house this one is actually on par with "whats brown and sticky" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4868574) |
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Date: January 20th, 2006 6:37 PM Author: contagious twisted stead wagecucks haha (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4868710) |
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Date: January 19th, 2006 9:12 PM Author: judgmental ticket booth boltzmann A BABY SEAL WALKS INTO A BAR AND THE BARTENDER SAYS WHAT DO YOU WANT AND THE SEAL SAYS ANYTHING BUT A CANADIAN CLUB. LOLLOL CANADA SUCKS LOL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4861196) |
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Date: January 19th, 2006 9:15 PM Author: Rusted Crackhouse Cuckoldry Did you bump this at my request? If so, I <3 you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4861215) |
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Date: January 19th, 2006 9:26 PM Author: judgmental ticket booth boltzmann LOL YOU SMELL LIKE MY GRANDMA (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4861308) |
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Date: January 19th, 2006 9:27 PM Author: Rusted Crackhouse Cuckoldry like cookies and love? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4861315) |
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Date: January 19th, 2006 9:30 PM Author: judgmental ticket booth boltzmann LOL I DONT KNOW WHAT COOKIES YOU LIKE TO EAT BUT MINE DONT SMELL LIKE OLD LADY SMELL LOLOLOL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4861341) |
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Date: January 20th, 2006 8:37 PM Author: 180 Topaz Base Background Story LOLZZZ!!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4869850) |
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Date: January 19th, 2006 9:20 PM Author: judgmental ticket booth boltzmann SO A MAN TELLS A DOCTOR THAT HE HAS A STRAWBERRY STUCK UP HIS BUTT AND THE DOCTOR SAYS I HAVE SOME CREAM FOR THAT. LOLOLOLOLOL GROSS!!!!!!!HAHAHALOL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4861251) |
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Date: January 20th, 2006 8:39 PM Author: 180 Topaz Base Background Story ROFLLEZ! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4869861) |
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Date: January 19th, 2006 9:53 PM Author: judgmental ticket booth boltzmann WHEN DOES A BIGFOOT MONSTER EAT ITS BREAKFAST IN THE MORNING LOLOLOL I TRIED TO MAKE ONE UP BUT I DONT THINK ITS REALLY A JOKE LOLOLOLOLOL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4861526) |
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Date: January 19th, 2006 10:09 PM Author: judgmental ticket booth boltzmann A WOMAN IS AT THE SUPERMARKET AND BUYS MILK, EGGS, COFFEE, FROZEN DINNERS, BACON, AND ORANGE JUICE THE CASHIER LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS YOU MUST BE SINGLE AND SHE SAYS HOW DID YOU KNOW AND THE CASHIER SAYS BECAUSE YOU'RE UGLY LOLOLOHAHAHAHAHA (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4861646) |
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Date: January 19th, 2006 10:17 PM Author: hairraiser out-of-control address I almost shit my pants. This is a top 5 thread. Fucking amazing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4861702) |
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Date: January 19th, 2006 10:36 PM Author: judgmental ticket booth boltzmann THAT REMINDS ME OF A FUNNIE JOKE I HEARD WHY DOES FLO JO ALWAYS HAVE TO GO TO THE TOILET BECAUSE SHE HAS THE RUNS!!!!! LOL IM JUST KIDDING I MADE IT UP JUST NOW HAHAHALOLOLOL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4861856) |
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Date: January 20th, 2006 8:43 PM Author: 180 Topaz Base Background Story Awesome. Are you making these up? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4869893) |
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Date: January 19th, 2006 10:46 PM Author: judgmental ticket booth boltzmann DID YOU HEAR THE ONE ABOUT THE JOKE WITH NO PUNCHLINE LOLOLOLOHAHAHAHAHAHLOLOLOL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4861956) |
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Date: January 19th, 2006 10:54 PM Author: judgmental ticket booth boltzmann MY FRIEND CARL ALWAYS TELLS THIS ONE JOKE BUT I ALWAYS SCREW IT UP THERES THESE TWO GUYS ON A PLAYGROUND AND IT TURNS OUT ONE OF THEM IS JESUS. LOL I SCREWED IT UP!!! LOLOLHAHAAHA (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4862030) |
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Date: January 20th, 2006 8:43 PM Author: 180 Topaz Base Background Story 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4869899) |
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Date: January 20th, 2006 12:00 AM Author: judgmental ticket booth boltzmann WHAT IS FORTY FEET LONG AND HAS EIGHT TEETH THE FRONT ROW AT A WILLIE NELSON CONCERT!!! LOL I DONT EVEN KNOW WHO THAT IS LOLOL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4862490) |
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Date: January 20th, 2006 5:57 PM Author: judgmental ticket booth boltzmann A WOMAN GETS A BIG BILL FROM THE DENTIST SO SHE CALLS HIM AND SAYS HEY THIS BILL IS 3TIMES TO MUCH AND HE SAYS THATS BECAUSE YOU SCREAMED SO LOUD THAT YOU SCARED AWAY TWO OTHER CUSTOMERS!!!!!!!!! LOLOLOHAHAHAHHHAHAH (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4868387) |
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Date: January 20th, 2006 5:59 PM Author: Unholy jew fortuitous meteor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4868403) |
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Date: January 20th, 2006 6:07 PM Author: judgmental ticket booth boltzmann LOL THATS A GOOD ONE I WAS TRYING TO THINK OF A JOKE LIKE WHY DONT YOU FORGET HOW TO RIDE A BIKE AND THE ANSWER IS YOUR AN ELEPHANT BUT I CANT GET IT TO MAKE SENSE LOL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4868471) |
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Date: January 20th, 2006 5:59 PM Author: judgmental ticket booth boltzmann WHY DIDNT THE HOT DOG STAR IN THE MOVIE BECAUSE THE ROLLS WERENT GOOD ENOUGH!!!!!!! I DONT GET IT BUT I LIKE HOT DOG JOKES LOL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4868407) |
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Date: January 20th, 2006 8:36 PM Author: galvanic home Hahaha. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4869828) |
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Date: January 20th, 2006 6:13 PM Author: Chestnut rebellious parlour hominid Subject: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A NEGRO AND A SPEED BUMP?!?!?!??!!
YOU SLOW DOWN FOR THE SPEED BUMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Date: January 20th, 2006 6:17 PM Author: judgmental ticket booth boltzmann :( YOU ARE A BAD MAN AND I DONT WANT TO PLAY WITH YOU (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4868557) |
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Date: January 20th, 2006 6:19 PM Author: Chestnut rebellious parlour hominid Subject: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOW DO YOU GET A BLACK KID TO STOP JUMPING ON THE BED?!?!?!?!
PUT VELCRO ON THE CEILING!!!!!!!!!!
LOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
HOW DO YOU GET THE BLACK KID DOWN?!?!?!?!?!?
TELL THE MEXICAN KID ITS A PINATA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LOLOOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL |
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Date: January 23rd, 2006 1:42 AM Author: chocolate stag film (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4889590) |
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Date: January 20th, 2006 6:25 PM Author: Chestnut rebellious parlour hominid Subject: no more jokes? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4868617) |
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Date: January 20th, 2006 6:32 PM Author: Appetizing trailer park SO THERE ARE THESE TWO MUFFINS IN THE OVEN, AND THE ONE MUFFIN SAYS "HEY MAN, IT'S REALLY HOT IN HERE." AND THE OTHER MUFFIN SAYS "HOLY SHIT, A TALKING MUFFIN!"
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Date: January 20th, 2006 6:38 PM Author: judgmental ticket booth boltzmann UMMM THAT NOT EVEN FUNNY BECAUSE BOTH MUFFENS CAN TALK SO ITS STUPID LOL NICE TRY (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4868715) |
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Date: January 20th, 2006 6:50 PM Author: judgmental ticket booth boltzmann SORRY I DIDNT MEAN TO BE MEEN YOU JUST HAVE TO PRACTICE MORE TO MAKE GOOD JOKES LIKE ME I PRACTICE ALL THE TIME BECAUSE I WANT TO WRITE JOKE BOOKS WHEN I GROW UP (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4868798) |
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Date: January 20th, 2006 6:53 PM Author: Appetizing trailer park it's my favortie joke. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4868834) |
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Date: January 20th, 2006 7:09 PM Author: judgmental ticket booth boltzmann I DONT THINK SO BECAUSE IM REALLY GOOD AT TELLING JOKES BECAUE I PRACTICE EVERYDAY AND I USED TO WRITE DOWN TWO JOKES EVERYDAY AND TELL THEM TO MY TEACHER AND THEN SHE SAID I SHOULD JUST TELL THEM TO MY MOM OR AT LEAST WRITE THEM DOWN INTO A BOOK SO I DONT SAY THEM ALL THE TIME AND THATS HOW I GOT THE IDEA FOR WRITING JOKE BOOKS LOL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4869026) |
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Date: January 20th, 2006 6:51 PM Author: Bright liquid oxygen indian lodge SALLY BAKED DADDY A CAKE BUT DADDY SAID SILLY SALLY YOU MIXED UP THE PORTIONS FOR SALT AND SUGAR YOU SILLY GIRL AND SHE WAS LIKE AW DAD AND THEY HUGGED EACH OTHER. LOL. I DONT GET IT. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4868810) |
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Date: January 20th, 2006 7:10 PM Author: judgmental ticket booth boltzmann LOL I THINK ITS FUNY BECAUSE NOBODY LIKES A SALTY CAKE!!!!! LOLHAHAHAHAH (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4869036) |
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Date: January 20th, 2006 8:43 PM Author: Bright liquid oxygen indian lodge LOLOLOL! I GET IT NOW! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4869890) |
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Date: January 20th, 2006 8:46 PM Author: 180 Topaz Base Background Story ITS SORTA LIKE A SALTY BABE SINCE THEY'RE RETARDED AND NOT TASTY EITHER (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4869930) |
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Date: January 20th, 2006 7:55 PM Author: judgmental ticket booth boltzmann WHY DONT BLIND PEOPLE SKYDIVE BECAUSE IT SCARES THE DOG TOO MUCH LOLOLOL THATS BECAUSE THEY HAVE BLINDPERSON DOGS LOLHAHAHAHAH (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4869436) |
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Date: January 20th, 2006 8:14 PM Author: judgmental ticket booth boltzmann YO MAMA SO STUPID SHE THINKS A QUARTERBACK IS A REFUND!!!!!!!! LOL I DID TOO LOLOHAHAHA (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4869590) |
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Date: January 20th, 2006 10:32 PM Author: judgmental ticket booth boltzmann HOW MANY EARS DID DAVY CROCKETT HAVE HE HAD THREE HIS LEFT EAR AND HIS RIGHT EAR AND HIS WILD FRONT EAR!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHLOL AND A RACCON TAIL TOO!! LOL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4870984) |
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Date: January 21st, 2006 1:13 AM Author: judgmental ticket booth boltzmann A BOY WENT TO A DOCTOR AND HE HAD A CANDY BAR IN ONE EAR AND A LOLLYPOP IN THE OTHER EAR AND A TWIZZLERS IN HIS NOSE AND HE TOLD THE DOCTOR I HAVE A PROBLEM AND THE DOCTOR SAID YES YOU DO YOU HAVE A BAD DIET!!!!!!!!!!! LOLAHAHAHAHA I LIKE CANDY LOL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4872298) |
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Date: January 21st, 2006 1:19 AM Author: judgmental ticket booth boltzmann WHATS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A TEACHER AND A TRAIN A TRAIN SAYS CHOOO CHOOO AND THE TEACHER SAYS SPIT OUT YOURE GUM!!!!!!!!!! LOLHAHAHAHAHAH (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4872361) |
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Date: January 21st, 2006 10:53 AM Author: judgmental ticket booth boltzmann WHY DO BIRDS FLY SOUTH BECAUSE ITS TO FAR TO WALK!!!!! LOLAHAHA (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4873961) |
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Date: January 21st, 2006 3:19 PM Author: judgmental ticket booth boltzmann A LITTLE BLIND BOY GETS INTO BED AND HIS MOM SAYS IF YOU MAKE A WISH REALLY HARD TONIGHT IT WILL COME TRUE IN THE MORNING SO THE BOY MAKES A WISH AND IN THE MORNING HE CRIES AND SAYS MOM IT DIDNT COME TRUE IM STILL BLIND AND THE MOM SAYS I KNOW APRIL FOOLS!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHHAHA THE TOOTH FAIRY LEFT ME $5 ONCE LOL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4875403) |
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Date: January 21st, 2006 10:47 PM Author: 180 Topaz Base Background Story Dammit, Mom! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4879233) |
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Date: January 21st, 2006 3:21 PM Author: judgmental ticket booth boltzmann A DOCTOR SAYS I HAVE BAD NEWS AND WORSE NEWS AND THE MAN SAYS WHATS THE WORSE NEWS AND THE DOCTOR SAYS YOU HAVE CANCER AND THE MAN OH NO WHATS THE BAD NEWS AND THE DOCTOR SAYS YOU HAVE ALLZHIMERS AND THE MAN SAYS OH NO BUT AT LEAST I DONT HAVE CANCER!!!!! LOL WHAT IS ALLZHIMERS HAHAHAHAH (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4875412) |
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Date: January 21st, 2006 3:22 PM Author: Razzle new version forum Stop it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4875419) |
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Date: January 21st, 2006 10:24 PM Author: judgmental ticket booth boltzmann WHATEVER WHY DID THE MONKEY FALL OUT OF THE TREE BECAUSE IT WAS DEAD HAHAHALOL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4878979) |
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Date: January 25th, 2006 9:47 PM Author: Spruce mildly autistic national filthpig bwahahahahahaha!!!!!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4908573) |
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Date: January 21st, 2006 10:44 PM Author: judgmental ticket booth boltzmann WHY DID TIGGER LOOK INTO THE TOILET TO FIND POO!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHALLOLOLHAHAHA THATS ONE OF THE BEST ONES LOL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4879194) |
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Date: January 23rd, 2006 12:45 AM Author: judgmental ticket booth boltzmann WHAT DO YOU CALL A FISH WITH NO EYES A FSH!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAH THIS ONE IS MORE FUNNY WHEN YOU DONT SAY IT LOL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4889099) |
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Date: January 23rd, 2006 11:24 AM Author: judgmental ticket booth boltzmann A DYSLEXIC MAN WALKS INTO A RAB. HAHAHAHALOAL RAB (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4891149) |
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Date: January 25th, 2006 7:22 PM Author: judgmental ticket booth boltzmann WHAT DID ONE EYE SAY TO THE OTHER EYE BETWEEN THE TWO OF US SOMETHING SMELLS!!!!!!!!!!! LOLHAHAAH (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4907366) |
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Date: January 25th, 2006 9:55 PM Author: Spruce mildly autistic national filthpig A MAN WALKS INTO A PSYCHIATRIST'S OFFICE WEARING NOTHING BUT SARAN WRAP. THE DOCTOR TAKES ONE LOOK AT HIM AND SAYS, "I CAN CLEARLY SEE YOUR NUTS." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4908642) |
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Date: January 25th, 2006 11:26 PM Author: judgmental ticket booth boltzmann LOL THATS FUNY BECAUSE SARANWRAP IS CLEAR SO HE CAN CLEARLY SEE HES CRAZY HAHAHA (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4909501) |
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Date: January 25th, 2006 11:36 PM Author: judgmental ticket booth boltzmann WHY CANT YOU HEAR A PTERODACTYL GO POTTY BECAUSE IT HAS A SILENT P!!!!! LOLHAHAHAHAHAH (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4909585) |
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Date: January 26th, 2006 6:49 PM Author: judgmental ticket booth boltzmann TIME FLIES LIKE AN ARROW AND FRUIT FLIES LIKE A BANANA!!!! LOL WHAT I DONT GET IT (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4915646) |
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Date: January 26th, 2006 6:51 PM Author: Startled Bistre School Cafeteria 20 points to the first person who can tell me the chief problem with this thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4915665) |
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Date: January 26th, 2006 6:51 PM Author: judgmental ticket booth boltzmann LOL I GIVE UP WHAT NOT ENOUGH JOKES LOLHAHAHA (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4915673) |
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Date: January 26th, 2006 6:55 PM Author: judgmental ticket booth boltzmann CORDUROY PILLOWS ARE MAKING HEADLINES!!!!! LOL I THINK THIS JOKE BOOK IM USING IS BROKEN BECAUSE THESE DONT MAKE SENSE LOL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4915697) |
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Date: January 26th, 2006 6:56 PM Author: judgmental ticket booth boltzmann WHAT KIND OF HAIRCUT DOESNT A SEA CAPTAIN LIKE A CREW CUT!!!! LOLHAHAHAH BECAUSE THEY LOOK DUMB LOL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4915709) |
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Date: January 27th, 2006 5:21 PM Author: judgmental ticket booth boltzmann WHAT DO YOU USE TO FIX A TUBA A TUBA GLUE!!!! LOLAHHHAHAH (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4923745) |
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Date: January 28th, 2006 11:42 PM Author: judgmental ticket booth boltzmann WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU GIVE VIAGRA TO A LAWYER HE JUST GETS TALLER!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL WHAT (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4934597) |
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Date: January 28th, 2006 11:46 PM Author: Unholy jew fortuitous meteor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4934624) |
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Date: January 30th, 2006 3:44 PM Author: garnet hell mexican Subject: Allah Made Me Sexy You dirty boys you dirty men calling this burka a bitchin' hen Ain't nothing like covering myself up and feeling the warmth of a burka burka
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Date: January 30th, 2006 3:47 PM Author: judgmental ticket booth boltzmann LOL YOU DON'T MAKE ANY SENSE AND ALSO YOU'RE A BAD RAPPER LOL BUT THAT REMINDS ME OF A JOKE WHY DOES SNOOPP DOG LIKE TO WRAP CHRISTMAS PRESENTS BECAUSE HES A RAPPER!!!!!!!!!!LOLHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4948016) |
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Date: February 9th, 2006 11:16 AM Author: cheese-eating psychic party of the first part This thread never gets old. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#5037634) |
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Date: May 3rd, 2006 9:23 PM Author: Lavender circlehead this thread is so great (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#5709724) |
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Date: August 22nd, 2007 9:41 PM Author: Cobalt dilemma lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#8547761) |
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Date: February 5th, 2006 8:39 PM Author: judgmental ticket booth boltzmann A BLONDE WOMAN GOES TO THE DOCTOR AND SAYS I HURT EVERYWHERE AND SHE PUSHES WITH HER FINGER ON HER ELBOW, HER KNEE, HER HEAD, AND HER LEG AND SAYS IT HURTS HERE HERE HERE AND HERE AND THE DOCTOR SAYS YOU HAVE A BROKEN FINGER!!!!!!!! LOLHAHAHAAHHAHA (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#5004371) |
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Date: March 9th, 2006 12:29 PM Author: Drab nofapping hunting ground Never fucking forget. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#5290520) |
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Date: April 28th, 2006 1:00 PM Author: ruby glittery step-uncle's house I miss pedicabo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#5672299) |
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Date: May 16th, 2006 3:58 PM Author: Jade histrionic famous landscape painting What'd the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my fucking tractor? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#5795612) |
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Date: May 16th, 2006 4:04 PM Author: hairraiser out-of-control address What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheelchair?
Rolaids! |
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Date: May 16th, 2006 4:22 PM Author: Supple Laser Beams Bawdyhouse What's the opposite of Christopher Reeve?
Christopher Walken |
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Date: May 16th, 2006 4:25 PM Author: thriller flesh pervert whats the name of the new black/mexican restaraunt down the road? NACHO MAMA
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Date: June 28th, 2006 4:33 PM Author: vigorous mother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#6095349) |
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Date: June 28th, 2006 5:44 PM Author: Jade histrionic famous landscape painting This thread makes me happy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#6095910) |
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Date: July 24th, 2006 10:39 PM Author: razzmatazz autistic property milk (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#6291756) |
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Date: July 25th, 2006 6:35 PM Author: razzmatazz autistic property milk (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#6298252) |
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Date: July 27th, 2006 11:55 AM Author: Odious Internal Respiration WHAT HAPPENED WHEN THE OPTOMETRIST FELL INTO THE GLASSES MACHINE HE MADE A SPECTACLE OF HIMSELF LOLLLLLLLLLL GET IT LIKE IT TURNED HIM INTO GLASSES (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#6313084) |
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Date: July 27th, 2006 12:26 PM Author: diverse giraffe What happens when you mix a rhino and an elephant? Elifino
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Date: July 27th, 2006 12:58 PM Author: laughsome violent piazza This is funny. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#6313600) |
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Date: July 27th, 2006 1:33 PM Author: scarlet brunch hey on a more serious note...have you guys heard the pope is really sick. doctors say he has the bird flu. apparently he got it from a cardinal. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#6313927) |
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Date: July 27th, 2006 1:44 PM Author: Odious Internal Respiration apparently he got it from touching a little boy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#6314002) |
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Date: July 27th, 2006 9:38 PM Author: razzmatazz autistic property milk DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE STOLEN SHIPMENT OF VIAGRA? THE POLICE SAID TO BE ON THE LOOK OUT FOR HARDENED CRIMINALS!!!! LOLOLOLOL LOLZ! THE CRIMINALS HAD FLOPPY BONERS THAT'S FUNNY!!!!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#6318069) |
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Date: August 4th, 2006 10:39 AM Author: ruby glittery step-uncle's house A piece of sausage walks into a bar. It sits at the counter and orders a drink. The bartender walks over and says "Sorry but we dont serve food." LOL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#6375482) |
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Date: August 4th, 2006 10:55 AM Author: Multi-colored splenetic theater stage legal warrant the cia is hiring an assassin, but they are worried because the guy they want is married. to test his loyalty, they bring him in for an interview and ask him to bring his wife. they pull him into the office and hand him a gun and say "if you want this job, prove your loyalty and go shoot your wife in the head." he nods, takes the gun, and leaves. outside they here a terrible commotion. when he returns they ask what happened and he says "somebody filled the fucking gun with blanks so i had to beat the bitch to death with a chair."
this is the greatest joke of all time. |
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Date: August 4th, 2006 10:56 AM Author: Multi-colored splenetic theater stage legal warrant sorry this isn't in keeping with the tone of the thread, but i had to share. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#6375555) |
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Date: August 4th, 2006 11:44 AM Author: Odious Internal Respiration I heard that one a long time ago. Best joke in this entire thread, though. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#6375870) |
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Date: August 4th, 2006 11:54 AM Author: Multi-colored splenetic theater stage legal warrant <bow> (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#6375946) |
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Date: August 22nd, 2007 8:22 PM Author: vivacious idiotic principal's office ahahahhahahhahahah (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#8547417) |
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Date: May 28th, 2008 7:38 AM Author: Curious dead set patrolman Only funny joke here. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#9835595) |
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