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Date: July 29th, 2005 4:44 PM Author: apoplectic dysfunction orchestra pit WHAT DO YOU CALL CHIPS THAT ARENT YOURS NACHO CHIPS!!!!!! LOL HAHAHAHAHAH |
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Date: January 20th, 2006 6:30 PM Author: sapphire electric milk WHAT DO YOU SAY TO A CHICK WITH TWO (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4868644) |
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Date: May 16th, 2006 4:06 PM Author: Exhilarant dilemma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#5795657) |
Date: July 29th, 2005 5:10 PM Author: apoplectic dysfunction orchestra pit WHAT DID ONE WALL SAY TO THE OTHER WALL MEET YOU AT THE CORNER!!!!! LOL |
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Date: July 29th, 2005 5:11 PM Author: Low-t hospital haha, this one actually made me laugh. this would be a good one to tell a chick while both of you are plastered. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3444740) |
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Date: July 29th, 2005 5:12 PM Author: apoplectic dysfunction orchestra pit WHAT KIND OF HOUSE HAS NO ROOMS IN IT A MUSHROOM!
WAIT WHAT KIND OF ROOM ISN'T IN A HOUSE A MUSHROOM!!!!! LOL |
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Date: July 29th, 2005 5:15 PM Author: apoplectic dysfunction orchestra pit WHAT'S GREY??? A MELTED PENGUIN!!!!! LOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLO |
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Date: July 27th, 2006 12:29 PM Author: Odious Geriatric Range lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#6313358) |
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Date: July 29th, 2005 5:16 PM Author: apoplectic dysfunction orchestra pit WHY DO FISH LIVE IN SALTWATER BECAUSE PEPPER MAKES THEM SNEZE!!!!!! LOL |
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Date: July 29th, 2005 5:19 PM Author: apoplectic dysfunction orchestra pit WHAT DID THE ITALIAN SALAD DRESSING SAY TO THE REFRIGERATOR DOOR CLOSE THE DOOR IM DRESSING!!!!!! LOLOL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3444845) |
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Date: July 29th, 2005 5:20 PM Author: apoplectic dysfunction orchestra pit WHERE DO COMPUTERS GO TO DANCE THE DISK-O!!!!!!! LOL THAT ONE IS GREAT!!!!! |
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Date: July 29th, 2005 5:23 PM Author: apoplectic dysfunction orchestra pit A PONY WALKS INTO THE BAR AND ASKS FOR THE DRINK BUT THE BARTENDER SAYS I CANT HEAR YOU WHY DONT YOU SPEAK UP AND THE PONY SAYS SORRY I'M A LITTLE HOARSE.
LOL I DON'T REALLY GET THIS ONE!!!! |
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Date: October 20th, 2005 2:06 PM Author: slate provocative nibblets space this one is funny and its only made better by LOL I DON'T REALLY GET THIS ONE!!!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4092597) |
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Date: July 29th, 2005 5:27 PM Author: apoplectic dysfunction orchestra pit HOW MUCH DOES IT COST TO BUY CORN FROM A PIRATE A BUCK-AN-EAR!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH |
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Date: July 29th, 2005 5:32 PM Author: Beady-eyed cyan senate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3445005) |
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Date: July 29th, 2005 5:33 PM Author: apoplectic dysfunction orchestra pit LOL I DONT GET THAT ONE EITHER BUT IT SOUNDS FUNY!!!!!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3445022) |
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Date: July 29th, 2005 5:36 PM Author: Beady-eyed cyan senate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3445053) |
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Date: July 29th, 2005 5:37 PM Author: apoplectic dysfunction orchestra pit LOL WHATEVER I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE SYLALBLE JOKE IS BUT IT SOUNDS FUN TO SAY BANANANANANANAN
LIKE IN THAT NAME GAME SONG JOHN JOHN BO BAUM BANANAFANA FO FOM LOL HAHAHAH!!!! |
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Date: January 25th, 2006 9:40 PM Author: Lemon library digit ratio lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4908522) |
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Date: January 21st, 2006 1:13 AM Author: Sickened spectacular people who are hurt theater um... you mean his 5th? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4872303) |
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Date: July 27th, 2006 11:17 AM Author: Curious quadroon that's what i was thinking, too. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#6312785) |
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Date: July 29th, 2005 5:33 PM Author: Cordovan liquid oxygen nursing home THIS THREAD IS AWESOME (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3445028) |
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Date: July 29th, 2005 5:34 PM Author: apoplectic dysfunction orchestra pit WHAT DO YOU CALL A CAT THAT IS FROZEN A CATSICLE!!!!! LOL I MADE THAT ONE UP BY MYSELF!!!!!!!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3445038) |
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Date: July 29th, 2005 5:35 PM Author: Cordovan liquid oxygen nursing home WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7????
CUZ 789!!!!111!
HAHAHAHAHA |
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Date: July 29th, 2005 5:36 PM Author: apoplectic dysfunction orchestra pit LOL OMG I FORGOT THAT 1 AND ITS LIKE ONE OF MY FAVORITES!!! THX!!!!!!!!!! |
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Date: July 29th, 2005 5:55 PM Author: Low-t hospital HAhahahah
I want some of whatever you're on today. |
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Date: August 1st, 2005 6:13 PM Author: Adulterous lavender travel guidebook resort Subject: lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3469106) |
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Date: July 29th, 2005 5:38 PM Author: apoplectic dysfunction orchestra pit WHAT DO YOU CALL A MAN WITH NO ARMS AND NO LEGS IN A HOLE FILL LOLOLOLOL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3445089) |
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Date: July 29th, 2005 5:40 PM Author: apoplectic dysfunction orchestra pit WHAT DO YOU CALL A MAN WITH NO ARMS AND NO LEGS IN A SWIMMING POOL BOB LOL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3445111) |
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Date: July 29th, 2005 5:40 PM Author: apoplectic dysfunction orchestra pit WHAT DO YOU CALL A MAN WITH NO ARMS AND NO LEGS ON YOUR DOORSTEP
FAIR WARNING!!!!!! LOL AHAHAHAH
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Date: January 29th, 2006 12:06 AM Author: buck-toothed dopamine church WHAT DO YOU CALL A MAN WITH NO ARMS AND NO LEGS ON YOUR WALL
ART |
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Date: July 29th, 2005 5:48 PM Author: apoplectic dysfunction orchestra pit WHAT IS A DUCKS FAVORITE SNACK AT SNACKTIME CHEESE AND QUACKERS!!!!!!!!!!!
I WAS USING A JOKEBOOK BEFORE BUT NOW I CAN JUST MAKE THEM UP LOL!!! |
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Date: July 29th, 2005 5:50 PM Author: unholy vigorous point THIS THREAD. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3445251) |
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Date: July 29th, 2005 5:50 PM Author: apoplectic dysfunction orchestra pit LOL THATS NOT EVEN A JOKE BUT WHATEVER!!!!!
DO YOU PLAY POKEMON CARDS?!?!? |
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Date: July 29th, 2005 6:00 PM Author: apoplectic dysfunction orchestra pit HAY THAT REMINDS ME WHY DID PIKACHU CROSS THE ROAD TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!!!!!!!!!
LOL ITS LIKE THE CHICKEN JOKE BUT I CHANGED IT TO POKEMON!!!!!! |
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Date: July 29th, 2005 5:56 PM Author: stirring bistre alpha Hmmm. THE NEXT TIME SOMEONE SAYS "I'LL BE BACK," SAY "AND I'LL BE MOZART."
ARR ARR ARR! HAHA! |
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Date: July 29th, 2005 5:57 PM Author: apoplectic dysfunction orchestra pit LOL YOU GUYS MUST ALL BE IN BAND CLASS OR SOMETHING!!!!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3445311) |
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Date: July 29th, 2005 5:58 PM Author: stirring bistre alpha NOPE. NEVER! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3445334) |
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Date: July 29th, 2005 5:56 PM Author: apoplectic dysfunction orchestra pit WHAT DID THE CHEWING GUM SAY TO THE SHOE I'M STUCK ON YOU!!!!!!
GOD EVEN I DON'T THINK THAT ONE'S FUNNY LOL!!!! |
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Date: July 29th, 2005 5:58 PM Author: apoplectic dysfunction orchestra pit WHO GRANTED THE FISHS WISH THE FAIRY COD MOTHER!!!!!! LOL I GET IT!!!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3445326) |
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Date: July 29th, 2005 5:58 PM Author: apoplectic dysfunction orchestra pit WHO ALWAYS STEALS THE SOAP FROM THE BATHROOM THE ROBBER DUCKY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHHAAH LOL
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Date: July 29th, 2005 6:09 PM Author: apoplectic dysfunction orchestra pit WHEN DOES THE CART COME BEOFRE THE HORSE IN THE DICTIONARY!!!!!! LOL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3445408) |
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Date: July 29th, 2005 6:16 PM Author: apoplectic dysfunction orchestra pit LOL THIS ONE REMINDED ME OF THE PONY JOKE BUT I ALREADY TOLD IT BEFORE LOL I GUESS I SHOULDNT DO REPEETS! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3445464) |
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Date: August 22nd, 2007 8:16 PM Author: Stimulating set the 180 joke of a 180 thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#8547374) |
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Date: July 29th, 2005 6:20 PM Author: apoplectic dysfunction orchestra pit WHAT HAS 3 FEET AND NO LEGS A YARDSTICK!!!! LOL I SHOULDVE PAID MORE ATTENTION WHEN THEY TAUGHT THE METRICK SYSTEM!!!! LOL |
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Date: July 29th, 2005 6:30 PM Author: apoplectic dysfunction orchestra pit WHAT HAS NINE ARMS AND SUCKS DEF LEPPARD!!!!!! LOLOLOL MY OLDER BROTHER TAUGHT ME THAT 1!!!!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3445573) |
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Date: October 20th, 2005 2:14 PM Author: slate provocative nibblets space damn this is also funny (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4092646) |
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Date: July 29th, 2005 6:38 PM Author: apoplectic dysfunction orchestra pit WHERE DO BIRDS LIVE IN A BIRDHOUSE!!!!! LOL NEVERMIND (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3445636) |
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Date: July 29th, 2005 6:40 PM Author: apoplectic dysfunction orchestra pit CAN YOU USE A HAMMAR IN MATH CLASS NO YOU NEED TO USE MUTLI-PLIERS!!!!!!!! LOL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3445653) |
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Date: July 29th, 2005 6:40 PM Author: apoplectic dysfunction orchestra pit WHAT BEGINS WITH A T ENDS WITH A T AND IS FULL OF T A TEAPOT!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA MY MOM USES A MUG INSTEAD LOL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3445657) |
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Date: July 29th, 2005 6:47 PM Author: apoplectic dysfunction orchestra pit MY TEACHER BLAMED ME FOR SOMETHING I DIDNT DO WHAT WAS IT MY HOMEWORK!!!!!!!! LOL LOL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3445699) |
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Date: July 29th, 2005 6:52 PM Author: apoplectic dysfunction orchestra pit HOW MANY MIDGETS DOES IT TAKE TO SCREW IN A LIGHT BULB THREE BECAUSE THEIR SO SHORT!!!! LOL IMADE THAT ONE UP TO! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3445739) |
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Date: December 7th, 2005 2:15 PM Author: grizzly infuriating trump supporter university Awesome. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4487587) |
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Date: July 29th, 2005 7:00 PM Author: cocky kitchen WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN UR MOM AND A REFRIGERATOR? THE REFRIGERATOR DOESN'T SCREAM WHEN I PUT MY MEAT IN IT!! LOLOL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3445804) |
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Date: July 29th, 2005 7:19 PM Author: apoplectic dysfunction orchestra pit WHAT KIND OF NAPS DOES A CAT TAKE A CATNAP!!!!!!!!! LOL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3445906) |
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Date: July 29th, 2005 7:31 PM Author: apoplectic dysfunction orchestra pit WHATS STINKY AND LIKES TO EAT HONEY WIHNNY'S POO!!!! LOL THATS A GROSS ONE!!!!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3445995) |
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Date: July 30th, 2005 4:12 PM Author: Khaki plaza HA! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3452491) |
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Date: July 30th, 2005 12:57 PM Author: apoplectic dysfunction orchestra pit WHY WERE THE PEANUTS SCARED TO WALK ALONE AT NIGHT BECAUSE ONE OF THEM WAS A SALTED!!!!! LOL THAT ONE IS A THINKING JOKE!!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3451640) |
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Date: October 20th, 2005 2:34 PM Author: Smoky Parlor New Version 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4092730) |
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Date: July 30th, 2005 1:12 PM Author: apoplectic dysfunction orchestra pit HOW MANY MICE DOES IT TAKE TO SCREW IN A LIGHTBULB TWO ONE ON TOP ONE ON BOTTOM!!!!! LOL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3451662) |
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Date: July 30th, 2005 1:29 PM Author: red stage stock car This thread is the worst in the history of history. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3451713) |
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Date: August 1st, 2005 6:14 PM Author: Adulterous lavender travel guidebook resort Subject: lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3469114) |
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Date: December 7th, 2005 2:05 PM Author: ocher step-uncle's house yarmulke It is most certainly not. This is my finals week stress reliever. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4487500) |
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Date: July 30th, 2005 1:36 PM Author: Wine Chad HORSE WALKS INTO A BAR. BARTENDER ASKS "WHY THE LONG FACE?" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3451763) |
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Date: July 30th, 2005 1:59 PM Author: magenta meetinghouse philosopher-king WHAT DID THE EGG SAY TO THE BOILING WATER?? IT MAY TAKE ME AWHILE TO GET HARD I JUST GOT LAID LAST NIGHT!! ROTFL!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3451889) |
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Date: October 20th, 2005 2:25 PM Author: Smoky Parlor New Version hahahahaha (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4092696) |
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Date: July 30th, 2005 2:41 PM Author: big tank ANYBODY SEEN THAT NEW PIRATE MOVIE??? IT'S RATED AAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!! LOL HAHAHAHA (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3452172) |
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Date: October 20th, 2005 2:25 PM Author: Smoky Parlor New Version ROFL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4092697) |
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Date: July 30th, 2005 2:44 PM Author: Deranged prole WHAT GETS WETTER THE MORE IT DRIES???
A TOWEL!
LOL! |
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Date: July 30th, 2005 4:11 PM Author: Sexy kitty What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies?
I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.
zzzzzzzzzzzziiingg |
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Date: July 30th, 2005 6:28 PM Author: apoplectic dysfunction orchestra pit WHEN IS A ROOM NOT A ROOM WHEN ITS A TOADSTOOL!!! LOL I ALWAYS MESS UP THE MUSHROOM ONES!!!! AHAHAH (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3453089) |
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Date: July 30th, 2005 6:29 PM Author: cerise cerebral mediation gaping WHAT DO YOU CALL A CATCHER NAMED JOE MAUER A HALL OF FAMER LOLZ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3453094) |
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Date: July 31st, 2005 12:33 PM Author: apoplectic dysfunction orchestra pit A GUY WALKS INTO A BAR OW! LOL I DON'T UNDERSTAND THAT ONE BUT MY OLDER BROTHER ALWAYS SAYS IT LOL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3457185) |
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Date: October 20th, 2005 2:04 PM Author: ocher step-uncle's house yarmulke There are dozens of epic lines in this thread, but I think this is my favorite. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4092588) |
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Date: July 31st, 2005 5:49 PM Author: apoplectic dysfunction orchestra pit WHAT DID ONE CHICKEN SAY TO THE OTHER CHICKEN YOUR GOOSE IS COOKED!!!! LOL I THINK I DIDNT RMEMBER THAT ONE GOOD LOL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3459265) |
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Date: July 31st, 2005 6:46 PM Author: apoplectic dysfunction orchestra pit WHY DO COWS ALWAYS RENT UHAULS BECAUSE THEIR ALWAYS MOOOOOVING!!!!! LOL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3459748) |
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Date: July 31st, 2005 7:10 PM Author: carnelian mind-boggling native double fault And the paper read:
"Feed the nigger at 6:00." |
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Date: August 1st, 2005 9:39 AM Author: apoplectic dysfunction orchestra pit WHEN IS MILK NOT MILK WHEN ITS CHEESE!!! LOL
EDIT: OR YOGERT!!!! LOL |
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Date: August 1st, 2005 10:34 AM Author: apoplectic dysfunction orchestra pit A PIECE OF ROPE GOES INTO A BAR AND THE BARTENDER SAYS SORRY WE DONT SERVE DRINKS TO ROPE SO THE ROPE GOES OUTSIDE TIES HIMSELF INTO A BOW AND MESSES UP HIS HAIR THEN WALKS BACK INTO THE BAR AND THE BARTENDER SAYS I TOLD WE YOU DONT SERVE DRINKS TO ROPE AND ARENT YOU A ROPE AND THE ROPE SAYS NO IM A FRAYED KNOT. LOL!!!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3465234) |
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Date: October 20th, 2005 2:30 PM Author: Smoky Parlor New Version lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4092715) |
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Date: December 7th, 2005 2:17 PM Author: grizzly infuriating trump supporter university Hot Gorilla Shit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4487600) |
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Date: August 1st, 2005 5:54 PM Author: apoplectic dysfunction orchestra pit WHY DID THE CHICKEN CORSS THE PLAYGROUND TO GET TO THE OTHER SLIDE!!!!!!LOLHAHAAHA (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#3468952) |
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Date: August 1st, 2005 6:16 PM Author: Adulterous lavender travel guidebook resort WHY IS IT THAT WOMEN HAVE NO BRAINS
BECAUSE THEY DON'T HAVE A PENIS TO KEEP THEM IN |
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Date: October 20th, 2005 2:29 PM Author: Smoky Parlor New Version I don't get this one. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4092712) |
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Date: October 20th, 2005 2:36 PM Author: slate provocative nibblets space Seriously Joires give it a fucking rest (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4092737) |
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Date: October 20th, 2005 2:39 PM Author: Smoky Parlor New Version I want to murder you in your sleep, then take your eyes out of their sockets and boil them for dinner.
I hate you to the core.
If I ever find out your true identity, I'll be paying you a visit. |
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Date: October 20th, 2005 2:40 PM Author: slate provocative nibblets space i dont doubt that at all. youve proven yourself to be a sociopath every day--especially the day you admitted to trying to find theo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4092748) |
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Date: October 20th, 2005 2:41 PM Author: Smoky Parlor New Version Theo gave away far too much information.
He's asking to be outed. |
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Date: August 22nd, 2007 8:17 PM Author: Stimulating set this is also an awesome exchange (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#8547382) |
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Date: April 17th, 2008 1:21 AM Author: irradiated son of senegal love of her life it is (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#9641006) |
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Date: April 17th, 2008 2:04 AM Author: Ivory thriller school cafeteria I've got even money joires was on meth at the time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#9641167) |
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Date: October 20th, 2005 2:39 PM Author: Domesticated antidepressant drug piazza lmao at this thread. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4092743) |
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Date: October 20th, 2005 2:56 PM Author: clear laughsome fanboi rehab Great thread. I had forgotten it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4092806) |
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Date: December 7th, 2005 2:18 PM Author: grizzly infuriating trump supporter university Best.
Thread.
Ever. |
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Date: January 19th, 2006 8:18 PM Author: apoplectic dysfunction orchestra pit WHAT KIND OF BERRY IS MADE OUT OF STRAW A STRAWBERRY!!!!!!!LOLOLOHAHAHAHAHA I THOUGHT OF THAT ONE IN THE SUPERMARKET TODAY!!!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4860721) |
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Date: January 19th, 2006 8:27 PM Author: apoplectic dysfunction orchestra pit WHATS BROWN AND STICKY A STICK!!!!! LOL I GET IT BUT IT TAKES U A LITTLE WHILE!!!! LOLOLHAHA (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4860794) |
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Date: January 19th, 2006 8:34 PM Author: Crusty boyish corner This is--and I'm not kidding--my favorite joke of all time. Because it makes me happy.
What's green and leafy?? |
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Date: January 19th, 2006 8:42 PM Author: apoplectic dysfunction orchestra pit LOL I DONT KNOW A STICK??!?!? LOL THAT WOULD BE THE SAME JOKE (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4860929) |
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Date: January 19th, 2006 9:04 PM Author: Crusty boyish corner LETTUCE!!!
BWAHAHAHAH!!!
Of course, you have to tell it right after the brown and sticky joke.
EDIT: throws 'em off EVERY TIME!!
(obv, i'm quoting from the google thread.) |
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Date: January 19th, 2006 8:43 PM Author: apoplectic dysfunction orchestra pit I do, by the way, in all honesty believe that the "brown and sticky" joke is the best in the language. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4860937) |
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Date: January 19th, 2006 8:30 PM Author: apoplectic dysfunction orchestra pit WHY DID THE COMPUTER BYE GLASSES TO IMPROVE ITS WEBSIGHT!!!!! LOLOL THAT ONE IS FUNIER AFTER YOU LEARN THE INTERNET (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4860819) |
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Date: January 19th, 2006 8:32 PM Author: apoplectic dysfunction orchestra pit DID YOU KNOW THAT CHICKEN SOUP IS GOOD FOR YOUR HEALTH NOT IF YOUR THE CHICKEN!!!!! LOLLOLOL THAT ONE IS FUNNY BUT ALSO SAD (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4860832) |
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Date: January 20th, 2006 6:17 PM Author: slate provocative nibblets space "THAT ONE IS FUNNY BUT ALSO SAD" I pissed my pants. I have such a big crush on you PV (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4868558) |
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Date: January 20th, 2006 8:40 PM Author: Bull headed sable community account Great joke. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4869876) |
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Date: January 19th, 2006 8:33 PM Author: apoplectic dysfunction orchestra pit WHAT HAPPENED TO THE WOMAN WHO SLEPT UNDERNEATH THE CAR SHE WOKE UP OILY THE NEXT MORNING!!!!!! LOLOLOL I THINK THAT ONES A DIRTY JOKE!!!! LOL DONT TELL MY MOM LOLOL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4860842) |
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Date: January 19th, 2006 8:39 PM Author: apoplectic dysfunction orchestra pit IF YOUR AMERICAN WHEN YOUR INSIDE AND YOUR AMERICAN WHEN YOUR OUTSIDE WHAT ARE YOU IN THE BATHROOM YOUR-A-PEEIN LOL LOL OLOLOLOL OR YOURAPOOPIN LOLOHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHALOL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4860893) |
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Date: January 20th, 2006 6:52 PM Author: henna idea he suggested home I LOL'd (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4868820) |
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Date: January 19th, 2006 8:51 PM Author: apoplectic dysfunction orchestra pit WHERE DOES A TRICERATOPS SIT DOWN ON HIS TRICERABOTTOM!!!!!!!! LOLOLOLOL I JUST STUDIED DINOSARS TOO!!!!!LOL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4860992) |
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Date: January 19th, 2006 9:07 PM Author: apoplectic dysfunction orchestra pit A WOMAN GOES INTO A BAR AND ORDERS A DOUBLE ENTENDRE SO THE BARTENDER GIVES IT TO HER. LOL I SHOULD ASK MY BROTHER ABOUT THIS ONE BECAUSE HES TAKING FRENCH CLASS LOL
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Date: January 20th, 2006 6:20 PM Author: slate provocative nibblets space this one is actually on par with "whats brown and sticky" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4868574) |
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Date: January 20th, 2006 6:37 PM Author: Rusted concupiscible shitlib doctorate haha (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4868710) |
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Date: January 19th, 2006 9:12 PM Author: apoplectic dysfunction orchestra pit A BABY SEAL WALKS INTO A BAR AND THE BARTENDER SAYS WHAT DO YOU WANT AND THE SEAL SAYS ANYTHING BUT A CANADIAN CLUB. LOLLOL CANADA SUCKS LOL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4861196) |
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Date: January 19th, 2006 9:15 PM Author: Domesticated antidepressant drug piazza Did you bump this at my request? If so, I <3 you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4861215) |
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Date: January 19th, 2006 9:26 PM Author: apoplectic dysfunction orchestra pit LOL YOU SMELL LIKE MY GRANDMA (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4861308) |
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Date: January 19th, 2006 9:27 PM Author: Domesticated antidepressant drug piazza like cookies and love? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4861315) |
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Date: January 19th, 2006 9:30 PM Author: apoplectic dysfunction orchestra pit LOL I DONT KNOW WHAT COOKIES YOU LIKE TO EAT BUT MINE DONT SMELL LIKE OLD LADY SMELL LOLOLOL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4861341) |
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Date: January 20th, 2006 8:37 PM Author: Bull headed sable community account LOLZZZ!!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4869850) |
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Date: January 19th, 2006 9:20 PM Author: apoplectic dysfunction orchestra pit SO A MAN TELLS A DOCTOR THAT HE HAS A STRAWBERRY STUCK UP HIS BUTT AND THE DOCTOR SAYS I HAVE SOME CREAM FOR THAT. LOLOLOLOLOL GROSS!!!!!!!HAHAHALOL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4861251) |
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Date: January 20th, 2006 8:39 PM Author: Bull headed sable community account ROFLLEZ! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4869861) |
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Date: January 19th, 2006 9:53 PM Author: apoplectic dysfunction orchestra pit WHEN DOES A BIGFOOT MONSTER EAT ITS BREAKFAST IN THE MORNING LOLOLOL I TRIED TO MAKE ONE UP BUT I DONT THINK ITS REALLY A JOKE LOLOLOLOLOL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4861526) |
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Date: January 19th, 2006 10:09 PM Author: apoplectic dysfunction orchestra pit A WOMAN IS AT THE SUPERMARKET AND BUYS MILK, EGGS, COFFEE, FROZEN DINNERS, BACON, AND ORANGE JUICE THE CASHIER LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS YOU MUST BE SINGLE AND SHE SAYS HOW DID YOU KNOW AND THE CASHIER SAYS BECAUSE YOU'RE UGLY LOLOLOHAHAHAHAHA (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4861646) |
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Date: January 19th, 2006 10:17 PM Author: copper learning disabled property goyim I almost shit my pants. This is a top 5 thread. Fucking amazing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4861702) |
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Date: January 19th, 2006 10:36 PM Author: apoplectic dysfunction orchestra pit THAT REMINDS ME OF A FUNNIE JOKE I HEARD WHY DOES FLO JO ALWAYS HAVE TO GO TO THE TOILET BECAUSE SHE HAS THE RUNS!!!!! LOL IM JUST KIDDING I MADE IT UP JUST NOW HAHAHALOLOLOL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4861856) |
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Date: January 20th, 2006 8:43 PM Author: Bull headed sable community account Awesome. Are you making these up? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4869893) |
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Date: January 19th, 2006 10:46 PM Author: apoplectic dysfunction orchestra pit DID YOU HEAR THE ONE ABOUT THE JOKE WITH NO PUNCHLINE LOLOLOLOHAHAHAHAHAHLOLOLOL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4861956) |
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Date: January 19th, 2006 10:54 PM Author: apoplectic dysfunction orchestra pit MY FRIEND CARL ALWAYS TELLS THIS ONE JOKE BUT I ALWAYS SCREW IT UP THERES THESE TWO GUYS ON A PLAYGROUND AND IT TURNS OUT ONE OF THEM IS JESUS. LOL I SCREWED IT UP!!! LOLOLHAHAAHA (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4862030) |
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Date: January 20th, 2006 8:43 PM Author: Bull headed sable community account 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4869899) |
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Date: January 20th, 2006 12:00 AM Author: apoplectic dysfunction orchestra pit WHAT IS FORTY FEET LONG AND HAS EIGHT TEETH THE FRONT ROW AT A WILLIE NELSON CONCERT!!! LOL I DONT EVEN KNOW WHO THAT IS LOLOL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4862490) |
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Date: January 20th, 2006 5:57 PM Author: apoplectic dysfunction orchestra pit A WOMAN GETS A BIG BILL FROM THE DENTIST SO SHE CALLS HIM AND SAYS HEY THIS BILL IS 3TIMES TO MUCH AND HE SAYS THATS BECAUSE YOU SCREAMED SO LOUD THAT YOU SCARED AWAY TWO OTHER CUSTOMERS!!!!!!!!! LOLOLOHAHAHAHHHAHAH (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4868387) |
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Date: January 20th, 2006 5:59 PM Author: Razzle tan field (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4868403) |
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Date: January 20th, 2006 6:07 PM Author: apoplectic dysfunction orchestra pit LOL THATS A GOOD ONE I WAS TRYING TO THINK OF A JOKE LIKE WHY DONT YOU FORGET HOW TO RIDE A BIKE AND THE ANSWER IS YOUR AN ELEPHANT BUT I CANT GET IT TO MAKE SENSE LOL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4868471) |
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Date: January 20th, 2006 5:59 PM Author: apoplectic dysfunction orchestra pit WHY DIDNT THE HOT DOG STAR IN THE MOVIE BECAUSE THE ROLLS WERENT GOOD ENOUGH!!!!!!! I DONT GET IT BUT I LIKE HOT DOG JOKES LOL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4868407) |
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Date: January 20th, 2006 8:36 PM Author: Smoky Parlor New Version Hahaha. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4869828) |
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Date: January 20th, 2006 6:13 PM Author: Hideous Roommate Subject: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A NEGRO AND A SPEED BUMP?!?!?!??!!
YOU SLOW DOWN FOR THE SPEED BUMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Date: January 20th, 2006 6:17 PM Author: apoplectic dysfunction orchestra pit :( YOU ARE A BAD MAN AND I DONT WANT TO PLAY WITH YOU (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4868557) |
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Date: January 20th, 2006 6:19 PM Author: Hideous Roommate Subject: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOW DO YOU GET A BLACK KID TO STOP JUMPING ON THE BED?!?!?!?!
PUT VELCRO ON THE CEILING!!!!!!!!!!
LOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
HOW DO YOU GET THE BLACK KID DOWN?!?!?!?!?!?
TELL THE MEXICAN KID ITS A PINATA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LOLOOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL |
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Date: January 23rd, 2006 1:42 AM Author: hyperactive bbw gas station (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4889590) |
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Date: January 20th, 2006 6:25 PM Author: Hideous Roommate Subject: no more jokes? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4868617) |
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Date: January 20th, 2006 6:32 PM Author: bossy canary fortuitous meteor SO THERE ARE THESE TWO MUFFINS IN THE OVEN, AND THE ONE MUFFIN SAYS "HEY MAN, IT'S REALLY HOT IN HERE." AND THE OTHER MUFFIN SAYS "HOLY SHIT, A TALKING MUFFIN!"
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Date: January 20th, 2006 6:38 PM Author: apoplectic dysfunction orchestra pit UMMM THAT NOT EVEN FUNNY BECAUSE BOTH MUFFENS CAN TALK SO ITS STUPID LOL NICE TRY (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4868715) |
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Date: January 20th, 2006 6:50 PM Author: apoplectic dysfunction orchestra pit SORRY I DIDNT MEAN TO BE MEEN YOU JUST HAVE TO PRACTICE MORE TO MAKE GOOD JOKES LIKE ME I PRACTICE ALL THE TIME BECAUSE I WANT TO WRITE JOKE BOOKS WHEN I GROW UP (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4868798) |
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Date: January 20th, 2006 6:53 PM Author: bossy canary fortuitous meteor it's my favortie joke. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4868834) |
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Date: January 20th, 2006 7:09 PM Author: apoplectic dysfunction orchestra pit I DONT THINK SO BECAUSE IM REALLY GOOD AT TELLING JOKES BECAUE I PRACTICE EVERYDAY AND I USED TO WRITE DOWN TWO JOKES EVERYDAY AND TELL THEM TO MY TEACHER AND THEN SHE SAID I SHOULD JUST TELL THEM TO MY MOM OR AT LEAST WRITE THEM DOWN INTO A BOOK SO I DONT SAY THEM ALL THE TIME AND THATS HOW I GOT THE IDEA FOR WRITING JOKE BOOKS LOL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4869026) |
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Date: January 20th, 2006 6:51 PM Author: floppy box office SALLY BAKED DADDY A CAKE BUT DADDY SAID SILLY SALLY YOU MIXED UP THE PORTIONS FOR SALT AND SUGAR YOU SILLY GIRL AND SHE WAS LIKE AW DAD AND THEY HUGGED EACH OTHER. LOL. I DONT GET IT. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4868810) |
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Date: January 20th, 2006 7:10 PM Author: apoplectic dysfunction orchestra pit LOL I THINK ITS FUNY BECAUSE NOBODY LIKES A SALTY CAKE!!!!! LOLHAHAHAHAH (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4869036) |
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Date: January 20th, 2006 8:43 PM Author: floppy box office LOLOLOL! I GET IT NOW! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4869890) |
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Date: January 20th, 2006 8:46 PM Author: Bull headed sable community account ITS SORTA LIKE A SALTY BABE SINCE THEY'RE RETARDED AND NOT TASTY EITHER (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4869930) |
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Date: January 20th, 2006 7:55 PM Author: apoplectic dysfunction orchestra pit WHY DONT BLIND PEOPLE SKYDIVE BECAUSE IT SCARES THE DOG TOO MUCH LOLOLOL THATS BECAUSE THEY HAVE BLINDPERSON DOGS LOLHAHAHAHAH (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4869436) |
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Date: January 20th, 2006 8:14 PM Author: apoplectic dysfunction orchestra pit YO MAMA SO STUPID SHE THINKS A QUARTERBACK IS A REFUND!!!!!!!! LOL I DID TOO LOLOHAHAHA (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4869590) |
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Date: January 20th, 2006 10:32 PM Author: apoplectic dysfunction orchestra pit HOW MANY EARS DID DAVY CROCKETT HAVE HE HAD THREE HIS LEFT EAR AND HIS RIGHT EAR AND HIS WILD FRONT EAR!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHLOL AND A RACCON TAIL TOO!! LOL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4870984) |
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Date: January 21st, 2006 1:13 AM Author: apoplectic dysfunction orchestra pit A BOY WENT TO A DOCTOR AND HE HAD A CANDY BAR IN ONE EAR AND A LOLLYPOP IN THE OTHER EAR AND A TWIZZLERS IN HIS NOSE AND HE TOLD THE DOCTOR I HAVE A PROBLEM AND THE DOCTOR SAID YES YOU DO YOU HAVE A BAD DIET!!!!!!!!!!! LOLAHAHAHAHA I LIKE CANDY LOL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4872298) |
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Date: January 21st, 2006 1:19 AM Author: apoplectic dysfunction orchestra pit WHATS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A TEACHER AND A TRAIN A TRAIN SAYS CHOOO CHOOO AND THE TEACHER SAYS SPIT OUT YOURE GUM!!!!!!!!!! LOLHAHAHAHAHAH (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4872361) |
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Date: January 21st, 2006 10:53 AM Author: apoplectic dysfunction orchestra pit WHY DO BIRDS FLY SOUTH BECAUSE ITS TO FAR TO WALK!!!!! LOLAHAHA (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4873961) |
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Date: January 21st, 2006 3:19 PM Author: apoplectic dysfunction orchestra pit A LITTLE BLIND BOY GETS INTO BED AND HIS MOM SAYS IF YOU MAKE A WISH REALLY HARD TONIGHT IT WILL COME TRUE IN THE MORNING SO THE BOY MAKES A WISH AND IN THE MORNING HE CRIES AND SAYS MOM IT DIDNT COME TRUE IM STILL BLIND AND THE MOM SAYS I KNOW APRIL FOOLS!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHHAHA THE TOOTH FAIRY LEFT ME $5 ONCE LOL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4875403) |
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Date: January 21st, 2006 10:47 PM Author: Bull headed sable community account Dammit, Mom! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4879233) |
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Date: January 21st, 2006 3:21 PM Author: apoplectic dysfunction orchestra pit A DOCTOR SAYS I HAVE BAD NEWS AND WORSE NEWS AND THE MAN SAYS WHATS THE WORSE NEWS AND THE DOCTOR SAYS YOU HAVE CANCER AND THE MAN OH NO WHATS THE BAD NEWS AND THE DOCTOR SAYS YOU HAVE ALLZHIMERS AND THE MAN SAYS OH NO BUT AT LEAST I DONT HAVE CANCER!!!!! LOL WHAT IS ALLZHIMERS HAHAHAHAH (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4875412) |
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Date: January 21st, 2006 3:22 PM Author: Ruddy Indecent Church Building Feces Stop it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4875419) |
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Date: January 21st, 2006 10:24 PM Author: apoplectic dysfunction orchestra pit WHATEVER WHY DID THE MONKEY FALL OUT OF THE TREE BECAUSE IT WAS DEAD HAHAHALOL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4878979) |
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Date: January 25th, 2006 9:47 PM Author: Bronze diverse shrine dingle berry bwahahahahahaha!!!!!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4908573) |
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Date: January 21st, 2006 10:44 PM Author: apoplectic dysfunction orchestra pit WHY DID TIGGER LOOK INTO THE TOILET TO FIND POO!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHALLOLOLHAHAHA THATS ONE OF THE BEST ONES LOL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4879194) |
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Date: January 23rd, 2006 12:45 AM Author: apoplectic dysfunction orchestra pit WHAT DO YOU CALL A FISH WITH NO EYES A FSH!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAH THIS ONE IS MORE FUNNY WHEN YOU DONT SAY IT LOL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4889099) |
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Date: January 23rd, 2006 11:24 AM Author: apoplectic dysfunction orchestra pit A DYSLEXIC MAN WALKS INTO A RAB. HAHAHAHALOAL RAB (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4891149) |
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Date: January 25th, 2006 7:22 PM Author: apoplectic dysfunction orchestra pit WHAT DID ONE EYE SAY TO THE OTHER EYE BETWEEN THE TWO OF US SOMETHING SMELLS!!!!!!!!!!! LOLHAHAAH (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4907366) |
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Date: January 25th, 2006 9:55 PM Author: Bronze diverse shrine dingle berry A MAN WALKS INTO A PSYCHIATRIST'S OFFICE WEARING NOTHING BUT SARAN WRAP. THE DOCTOR TAKES ONE LOOK AT HIM AND SAYS, "I CAN CLEARLY SEE YOUR NUTS." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4908642) |
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Date: January 25th, 2006 11:26 PM Author: apoplectic dysfunction orchestra pit LOL THATS FUNY BECAUSE SARANWRAP IS CLEAR SO HE CAN CLEARLY SEE HES CRAZY HAHAHA (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4909501) |
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Date: January 25th, 2006 11:36 PM Author: apoplectic dysfunction orchestra pit WHY CANT YOU HEAR A PTERODACTYL GO POTTY BECAUSE IT HAS A SILENT P!!!!! LOLHAHAHAHAHAH (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4909585) |
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Date: January 26th, 2006 6:49 PM Author: apoplectic dysfunction orchestra pit TIME FLIES LIKE AN ARROW AND FRUIT FLIES LIKE A BANANA!!!! LOL WHAT I DONT GET IT (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4915646) |
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Date: January 26th, 2006 6:51 PM Author: Chest-beating whorehouse 20 points to the first person who can tell me the chief problem with this thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4915665) |
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Date: January 26th, 2006 6:51 PM Author: apoplectic dysfunction orchestra pit LOL I GIVE UP WHAT NOT ENOUGH JOKES LOLHAHAHA (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4915673) |
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Date: January 26th, 2006 6:55 PM Author: apoplectic dysfunction orchestra pit CORDUROY PILLOWS ARE MAKING HEADLINES!!!!! LOL I THINK THIS JOKE BOOK IM USING IS BROKEN BECAUSE THESE DONT MAKE SENSE LOL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4915697) |
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Date: January 26th, 2006 6:56 PM Author: apoplectic dysfunction orchestra pit WHAT KIND OF HAIRCUT DOESNT A SEA CAPTAIN LIKE A CREW CUT!!!! LOLHAHAHAH BECAUSE THEY LOOK DUMB LOL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4915709) |
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Date: January 27th, 2006 5:21 PM Author: apoplectic dysfunction orchestra pit WHAT DO YOU USE TO FIX A TUBA A TUBA GLUE!!!! LOLAHHHAHAH (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4923745) |
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Date: January 28th, 2006 11:42 PM Author: apoplectic dysfunction orchestra pit WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU GIVE VIAGRA TO A LAWYER HE JUST GETS TALLER!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL WHAT (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4934597) |
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Date: January 28th, 2006 11:46 PM Author: Razzle tan field (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4934624) |
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Date: January 30th, 2006 3:44 PM Author: Mustard Menage Dragon Subject: Allah Made Me Sexy You dirty boys you dirty men calling this burka a bitchin' hen Ain't nothing like covering myself up and feeling the warmth of a burka burka
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Date: January 30th, 2006 3:47 PM Author: apoplectic dysfunction orchestra pit LOL YOU DON'T MAKE ANY SENSE AND ALSO YOU'RE A BAD RAPPER LOL BUT THAT REMINDS ME OF A JOKE WHY DOES SNOOPP DOG LIKE TO WRAP CHRISTMAS PRESENTS BECAUSE HES A RAPPER!!!!!!!!!!LOLHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#4948016) |
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Date: February 9th, 2006 11:16 AM Author: aromatic topaz voyeur depressive This thread never gets old. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#5037634) |
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Date: May 3rd, 2006 9:23 PM Author: yellow multi-colored twinkling uncleanness state this thread is so great (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#5709724) |
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Date: August 22nd, 2007 9:41 PM Author: Adventurous parlour lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#8547761) |
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Date: February 5th, 2006 8:39 PM Author: apoplectic dysfunction orchestra pit A BLONDE WOMAN GOES TO THE DOCTOR AND SAYS I HURT EVERYWHERE AND SHE PUSHES WITH HER FINGER ON HER ELBOW, HER KNEE, HER HEAD, AND HER LEG AND SAYS IT HURTS HERE HERE HERE AND HERE AND THE DOCTOR SAYS YOU HAVE A BROKEN FINGER!!!!!!!! LOLHAHAHAAHHAHA (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#5004371) |
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Date: March 9th, 2006 12:29 PM Author: charcoal karate Never fucking forget. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#5290520) |
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Date: April 28th, 2006 1:00 PM Author: slate provocative nibblets space I miss pedicabo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#5672299) |
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Date: May 16th, 2006 3:58 PM Author: Galvanic pisswyrm stain What'd the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my fucking tractor? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#5795612) |
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Date: May 16th, 2006 4:04 PM Author: copper learning disabled property goyim What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheelchair?
Rolaids! |
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Date: May 16th, 2006 4:22 PM Author: Lake twisted ticket booth What's the opposite of Christopher Reeve?
Christopher Walken |
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Date: May 16th, 2006 4:25 PM Author: Exhilarant dilemma whats the name of the new black/mexican restaraunt down the road? NACHO MAMA
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Date: June 28th, 2006 4:33 PM Author: 180 stubborn area boistinker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#6095349) |
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Date: June 28th, 2006 5:44 PM Author: Galvanic pisswyrm stain This thread makes me happy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#6095910) |
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Date: July 24th, 2006 10:39 PM Author: soul-stirring site water buffalo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#6291756) |
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Date: July 25th, 2006 6:35 PM Author: soul-stirring site water buffalo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#6298252) |
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Date: July 27th, 2006 11:55 AM Author: Sadistic Market Really Tough Guy WHAT HAPPENED WHEN THE OPTOMETRIST FELL INTO THE GLASSES MACHINE HE MADE A SPECTACLE OF HIMSELF LOLLLLLLLLLL GET IT LIKE IT TURNED HIM INTO GLASSES (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#6313084) |
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Date: July 27th, 2006 12:26 PM Author: buck-toothed dopamine church What happens when you mix a rhino and an elephant? Elifino
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Date: July 27th, 2006 12:58 PM Author: Fighting ladyboy This is funny. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#6313600) |
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Date: July 27th, 2006 1:33 PM Author: rose institution hey on a more serious note...have you guys heard the pope is really sick. doctors say he has the bird flu. apparently he got it from a cardinal. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#6313927) |
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Date: July 27th, 2006 1:44 PM Author: Sadistic Market Really Tough Guy apparently he got it from touching a little boy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#6314002) |
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Date: July 27th, 2006 9:38 PM Author: soul-stirring site water buffalo DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE STOLEN SHIPMENT OF VIAGRA? THE POLICE SAID TO BE ON THE LOOK OUT FOR HARDENED CRIMINALS!!!! LOLOLOLOL LOLZ! THE CRIMINALS HAD FLOPPY BONERS THAT'S FUNNY!!!!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#6318069) |
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Date: August 4th, 2006 10:39 AM Author: slate provocative nibblets space A piece of sausage walks into a bar. It sits at the counter and orders a drink. The bartender walks over and says "Sorry but we dont serve food." LOL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#6375482) |
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Date: August 4th, 2006 10:55 AM Author: vibrant factory reset button center the cia is hiring an assassin, but they are worried because the guy they want is married. to test his loyalty, they bring him in for an interview and ask him to bring his wife. they pull him into the office and hand him a gun and say "if you want this job, prove your loyalty and go shoot your wife in the head." he nods, takes the gun, and leaves. outside they here a terrible commotion. when he returns they ask what happened and he says "somebody filled the fucking gun with blanks so i had to beat the bitch to death with a chair."
this is the greatest joke of all time. |
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Date: August 4th, 2006 10:56 AM Author: vibrant factory reset button center sorry this isn't in keeping with the tone of the thread, but i had to share. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#6375555) |
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Date: August 4th, 2006 11:44 AM Author: Sadistic Market Really Tough Guy I heard that one a long time ago. Best joke in this entire thread, though. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#6375870) |
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Date: August 4th, 2006 11:54 AM Author: vibrant factory reset button center <bow> (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#6375946) |
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Date: August 22nd, 2007 8:22 PM Author: Stimulating set ahahahhahahhahahah (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#8547417) |
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Date: May 28th, 2008 7:38 AM Author: razzmatazz poppy principal's office striped hyena Only funny joke here. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#9835595) |
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Date: January 6th, 2007 8:44 PM Author: hairless garrison filthpig MOMMY DADDY AND BABY TOMATO WERE CROSSING THE STREET. BABY TOMATO GOT HIT BY A CAR. AT THE HOSPITAL, MOMMY TOMATO ASKED THE DOCTOR WILL BE SON BE OK?? YES SAID THE DOCTOR BUT HE'LL BE A VEGETABLE!!!!1!1!! HAHAHAHALOLOLOL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#7364833) |
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Date: January 6th, 2007 8:55 PM Author: irradiated son of senegal love of her life i'd never read this thread before. fuck, is it funny. the lines at the end of the jokes are the best part. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#7364892) |
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Date: August 22nd, 2007 7:02 PM Author: motley clown den I needed a laugh today. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#8547075) |
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Date: August 22nd, 2007 9:53 PM Author: bateful friendly grandma A WOMAN ASKED HER DOCTOR IF YOU CAN GET PREGNANT FROM ANAL SEX AND THE DOCTOR SAID THATS WHERE LAWYERS COME FROM!!!!!!!!!!LOL LOL!!
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Date: August 22nd, 2007 9:56 PM Author: bateful friendly grandma WHAT DID THE MISSISSIPPI ROAD TELL THE STATE TROOPER IT WAS AL'S FAULT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I THOUGHT OF THAT ONE WHILE DRIVING!!!!!!!!!! ITS LIKE ASPHALT BUT NOT REALLY!! I GUESS ITS NOT FUNNY IF I EXPLAIN IT |
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Date: August 27th, 2007 8:50 PM Author: bateful friendly grandma YESTERDAY I GOT THROWN OUT OF THE CASINO... APPARENTLY I MISUNDERSTOOD THE CRAP TABLE!!!!!!!!!! LOL!!! I HAD TO THINK ABOUT THIS ONE!! |
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Date: May 10th, 2008 5:39 PM Author: insanely creepy cracking corn cake The fact that this thread is never ranked among the all time greats is a disgrace. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2#9764674) |
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