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Chicago Law students: How to best contact Jay-Z?

Ideas, suggestions? Anyone know anyone? have any ideas?
talking ticket booth
  08/08/05
OK. The fact that you're a flame is pretty transparent now....
red idea he suggested shrine
  08/08/05
chicago law student?
talking ticket booth
  08/08/05
they call themselves a law school? bah.
insane brass bbw skinny woman
  08/08/05
...
talking ticket booth
  08/08/05
You fucking rock dude.
Flatulent School Cafeteria Crotch
  08/08/05
CALLING ALL CHICAGO LAW STUDENTS. THIS IS NOT A JOKE. DOES...
talking ticket booth
  08/08/05
I have the necessary connections and expertise. Your passio...
Flatulent School Cafeteria Crotch
  08/08/05
...
talking ticket booth
  08/08/05
It would probably be best if you edited out your phone numbe...
Flatulent School Cafeteria Crotch
  08/08/05
Well, I did my best. Jay, who was only able to grant me the...
Flatulent School Cafeteria Crotch
  08/08/05
he's chilling on my couch now, what should I ask him?
dull whorehouse
  08/08/05
...
talking ticket booth
  08/08/05
I know, I know; I sympathize. But I feel any further mentio...
Flatulent School Cafeteria Crotch
  08/08/05
i love you right now.
insane brass bbw skinny woman
  08/08/05
Just got off the phone with him. He said he'll meet you say,...
insane brass bbw skinny woman
  08/08/05
"white-tee" I hope you received my "page.&quo...
Flatulent School Cafeteria Crotch
  08/08/05
...
ultramarine exhilarant indirect expression yarmulke
  08/09/05
...
Flatulent School Cafeteria Crotch
  03/22/07


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Date: August 8th, 2005 9:45 PM
Author: talking ticket booth

Ideas, suggestions? Anyone know anyone? have any ideas?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=235641&forum_id=2#3535169)





Date: August 8th, 2005 10:17 PM
Author: red idea he suggested shrine

OK. The fact that you're a flame is pretty transparent now. shut up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=235641&forum_id=2#3535603)





Date: August 8th, 2005 10:24 PM
Author: talking ticket booth

chicago law student?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=235641&forum_id=2#3535695)





Date: August 8th, 2005 10:25 PM
Author: insane brass bbw skinny woman

they call themselves a law school? bah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=235641&forum_id=2#3535712)





Date: August 8th, 2005 10:16 PM
Author: talking ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=235641&forum_id=2#3535587)





Date: August 8th, 2005 10:17 PM
Author: Flatulent School Cafeteria Crotch

You fucking rock dude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=235641&forum_id=2#3535602)





Date: August 8th, 2005 10:28 PM
Author: talking ticket booth

CALLING ALL CHICAGO LAW STUDENTS. THIS IS NOT A JOKE. DOES ANYONE KNOW A WAY TO GET IN TOUCH WITH JAY-Z. WHO HERE IS INTERESTED IN HAVING HIM SPEAK AT THE U OF C. WE NEED SOME PEOPLE WITH LEGAL CONNECTIONS AND LEGAL EXPERTISE TO HELP WITH THIS MATTER.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=235641&forum_id=2#3535761)





Date: August 8th, 2005 10:33 PM
Author: Flatulent School Cafeteria Crotch

I have the necessary connections and expertise. Your passion has moved me. I will speak to Jay-Z on your behalf.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=235641&forum_id=2#3535825)





Date: August 8th, 2005 10:36 PM
Author: talking ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=235641&forum_id=2#3535857)





Date: August 8th, 2005 10:42 PM
Author: Flatulent School Cafeteria Crotch

It would probably be best if you edited out your phone number. I will call you when I have spoken with Jay-Z, or one of his representatives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=235641&forum_id=2#3535919)





Date: August 8th, 2005 11:24 PM
Author: Flatulent School Cafeteria Crotch

Well, I did my best. Jay, who was only able to grant me the briefest of interviews (as he was being driven between appointments), has obviously heard of the altercation which took place outside of his club. It has not impressed him favorably. In fact, he expressed his displeasure by calling me a "useless bitch" for even suggesting that he meet with you. I fear I may have lost some measure of Jay's favor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=235641&forum_id=2#3536403)





Date: August 8th, 2005 11:34 PM
Author: dull whorehouse

he's chilling on my couch now, what should I ask him?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=235641&forum_id=2#3536496)





Date: August 8th, 2005 11:30 PM
Author: talking ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=235641&forum_id=2#3536453)





Date: August 8th, 2005 11:35 PM
Author: Flatulent School Cafeteria Crotch

I know, I know; I sympathize. But I feel any further mention of this to Jay might have serious reprecussions. His promise to "buss [me] in [my] lily-white Ivy League bitchmouth" completely nonplussed me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=235641&forum_id=2#3536504)





Date: August 8th, 2005 11:36 PM
Author: insane brass bbw skinny woman

i love you right now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=235641&forum_id=2#3536529)





Date: August 8th, 2005 11:36 PM
Author: insane brass bbw skinny woman

Just got off the phone with him. He said he'll meet you say, tomorrow at 5-ish?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=235641&forum_id=2#3536519)





Date: August 8th, 2005 11:55 PM
Author: Flatulent School Cafeteria Crotch

"white-tee" I hope you received my "page." Not more than two minutes ago, a black stretch Hummer pulled up outside of my house. Dense smoke emanated from the slightly- lowered windows, and I would swear that (before hiding myself completely underneath a plaid afghan), I caught a glimpse of flashing eyes and gunmetal. I can still hear the dull thud of the electronic "bass;" my own pounding heart provides a still-fearful echo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=235641&forum_id=2#3536752)





Date: August 9th, 2005 6:27 PM
Author: ultramarine exhilarant indirect expression yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=235641&forum_id=2#3542943)





Date: March 22nd, 2007 10:43 PM
Author: Flatulent School Cafeteria Crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=235641&forum_id=2#7800359)