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Chicago Law students: How to best contact Jay-Z?

Ideas, suggestions? Anyone know anyone? have any ideas?
Flatulent messiness
  08/08/05
OK. The fact that you're a flame is pretty transparent now....
Exhilarant Depressive Trailer Park
  08/08/05
chicago law student?
Flatulent messiness
  08/08/05
they call themselves a law school? bah.
excitant piazza
  08/08/05
...
Flatulent messiness
  08/08/05
You fucking rock dude.
vibrant cruise ship generalized bond
  08/08/05
CALLING ALL CHICAGO LAW STUDENTS. THIS IS NOT A JOKE. DOES...
Flatulent messiness
  08/08/05
I have the necessary connections and expertise. Your passio...
vibrant cruise ship generalized bond
  08/08/05
...
Flatulent messiness
  08/08/05
It would probably be best if you edited out your phone numbe...
vibrant cruise ship generalized bond
  08/08/05
Well, I did my best. Jay, who was only able to grant me the...
vibrant cruise ship generalized bond
  08/08/05
he's chilling on my couch now, what should I ask him?
maroon chapel jewess
  08/08/05
...
Flatulent messiness
  08/08/05
I know, I know; I sympathize. But I feel any further mentio...
vibrant cruise ship generalized bond
  08/08/05
i love you right now.
excitant piazza
  08/08/05
Just got off the phone with him. He said he'll meet you say,...
excitant piazza
  08/08/05
"white-tee" I hope you received my "page.&quo...
vibrant cruise ship generalized bond
  08/08/05
...
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  08/09/05
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Date: August 8th, 2005 9:45 PM
Author: Flatulent messiness

Ideas, suggestions? Anyone know anyone? have any ideas?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=235641&forum_id=2#3535169)





Date: August 8th, 2005 10:17 PM
Author: Exhilarant Depressive Trailer Park

OK. The fact that you're a flame is pretty transparent now. shut up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=235641&forum_id=2#3535603)





Date: August 8th, 2005 10:24 PM
Author: Flatulent messiness

chicago law student?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=235641&forum_id=2#3535695)





Date: August 8th, 2005 10:25 PM
Author: excitant piazza

they call themselves a law school? bah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=235641&forum_id=2#3535712)





Date: August 8th, 2005 10:16 PM
Author: Flatulent messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=235641&forum_id=2#3535587)





Date: August 8th, 2005 10:17 PM
Author: vibrant cruise ship generalized bond

You fucking rock dude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=235641&forum_id=2#3535602)





Date: August 8th, 2005 10:28 PM
Author: Flatulent messiness

CALLING ALL CHICAGO LAW STUDENTS. THIS IS NOT A JOKE. DOES ANYONE KNOW A WAY TO GET IN TOUCH WITH JAY-Z. WHO HERE IS INTERESTED IN HAVING HIM SPEAK AT THE U OF C. WE NEED SOME PEOPLE WITH LEGAL CONNECTIONS AND LEGAL EXPERTISE TO HELP WITH THIS MATTER.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=235641&forum_id=2#3535761)





Date: August 8th, 2005 10:33 PM
Author: vibrant cruise ship generalized bond

I have the necessary connections and expertise. Your passion has moved me. I will speak to Jay-Z on your behalf.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=235641&forum_id=2#3535825)





Date: August 8th, 2005 10:36 PM
Author: Flatulent messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=235641&forum_id=2#3535857)





Date: August 8th, 2005 10:42 PM
Author: vibrant cruise ship generalized bond

It would probably be best if you edited out your phone number. I will call you when I have spoken with Jay-Z, or one of his representatives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=235641&forum_id=2#3535919)





Date: August 8th, 2005 11:24 PM
Author: vibrant cruise ship generalized bond

Well, I did my best. Jay, who was only able to grant me the briefest of interviews (as he was being driven between appointments), has obviously heard of the altercation which took place outside of his club. It has not impressed him favorably. In fact, he expressed his displeasure by calling me a "useless bitch" for even suggesting that he meet with you. I fear I may have lost some measure of Jay's favor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=235641&forum_id=2#3536403)





Date: August 8th, 2005 11:34 PM
Author: maroon chapel jewess

he's chilling on my couch now, what should I ask him?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=235641&forum_id=2#3536496)





Date: August 8th, 2005 11:30 PM
Author: Flatulent messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=235641&forum_id=2#3536453)





Date: August 8th, 2005 11:35 PM
Author: vibrant cruise ship generalized bond

I know, I know; I sympathize. But I feel any further mention of this to Jay might have serious reprecussions. His promise to "buss [me] in [my] lily-white Ivy League bitchmouth" completely nonplussed me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=235641&forum_id=2#3536504)





Date: August 8th, 2005 11:36 PM
Author: excitant piazza

i love you right now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=235641&forum_id=2#3536529)





Date: August 8th, 2005 11:36 PM
Author: excitant piazza

Just got off the phone with him. He said he'll meet you say, tomorrow at 5-ish?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=235641&forum_id=2#3536519)





Date: August 8th, 2005 11:55 PM
Author: vibrant cruise ship generalized bond

"white-tee" I hope you received my "page." Not more than two minutes ago, a black stretch Hummer pulled up outside of my house. Dense smoke emanated from the slightly- lowered windows, and I would swear that (before hiding myself completely underneath a plaid afghan), I caught a glimpse of flashing eyes and gunmetal. I can still hear the dull thud of the electronic "bass;" my own pounding heart provides a still-fearful echo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=235641&forum_id=2#3536752)





Date: August 9th, 2005 6:27 PM
Author: Spruce glittery school fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=235641&forum_id=2#3542943)





Date: March 22nd, 2007 10:43 PM
Author: vibrant cruise ship generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=235641&forum_id=2#7800359)