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I go to the Outback and eat an entire blooming onion myself.

I ask for a table for four (4) and order an appetizer for th...
jade dysfunction
  09/15/13
explain.
underhanded coldplay fan
  09/15/13
It gets soggy if you order it take-out
jade dysfunction
  09/15/13
this is not bad
Crusty pistol new version
  09/15/13
dining out alone master man here, just sit at the bar, bro.
Chocolate free-loading wrinkle
  09/15/13
the way the OP did it is funnier + no harassment by drunks
topaz roommate
  09/15/13
does outback not have a "bar area" that has small ...
bipolar stage
  09/15/13
outback bars are garbage
electric masturbator
  06/22/16
this is credited every single fucking time you get to eat ou...
Crusty pistol new version
  09/15/13
those things are MONEY
navy menage gaping
  09/15/13
"Cot damn, that guy comes in here every other week and ...
Primrose misanthropic step-uncle's house
  09/15/13
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Turquoise rehab newt
  09/15/13
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underhanded coldplay fan
  09/15/13
Jimmy I love the effort you put into poasts mang
Crusty pistol new version
  09/15/13
I've never had the same waitress twice. Must be high turnov...
jade dysfunction
  09/15/13
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Mahogany therapy
  12/03/15
https://youtu.be/_TJxLgpW_Sw
Curious filthy address laser beams
  02/11/23
I pity your toilet the next day
Provocative henna box office
  09/15/13
its ok.
jade dysfunction
  09/25/15
Don't forget the pitcher of boiling Sierra Mist.
frum big headpube
  09/25/15
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jade dysfunction
  12/03/15
180
Supple gold legend
  12/03/15
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jade dysfunction
  01/22/16
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Claret 180 hell
  01/22/16
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Mahogany therapy
  01/22/16
Juts did this with a LOADED onion.
jade dysfunction
  06/22/16
...
Supple gold legend
  06/22/16
Going to do it again tonight.
jade dysfunction
  06/21/17
do you pay?
sooty temple ape
  06/21/17
*checks skin* White, so yes.
jade dysfunction
  06/21/17
are you that guy who posted pics eating $75 worth in your ga...
sooty temple ape
  06/21/17
No. I eat it at the restaurant.
jade dysfunction
  06/21/17
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jade dysfunction
  03/16/18
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jade dysfunction
  05/16/18
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jade dysfunction
  07/03/19
180
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  07/03/19
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jade dysfunction
  07/30/19
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jade dysfunction
  02/11/23
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bisexual exciting pocket flask
  02/11/23
OP is disco fries aka fatd00d aka American Fatass
startled splenetic private investor
  02/11/23
he's gonna make it
Histrionic Legal Warrant
  02/11/23
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animeboi
  04/07/26
ALPHA AF
glassy incel
  02/11/23
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Maize Digit Ratio Den
  10/25/23
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  03/10/24
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Date: September 15th, 2013 6:58 PM
Author: jade dysfunction

I ask for a table for four (4) and order an appetizer for the table to share. The server keeps coming back to see if I want to wait for everyone else to order dinner. All the while I am eating the blooming onion myself. I also order extra onion dipping sauce because I slather that shit on. When I'm done I tell the waitress the other people had car trouble and leave.

OP is not disco fries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#24056326)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 6:58 PM
Author: underhanded coldplay fan

explain.

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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:31 PM
Author: jade dysfunction

It gets soggy if you order it take-out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#24056539)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:36 PM
Author: Crusty pistol new version

this is not bad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#24056570)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:34 PM
Author: Chocolate free-loading wrinkle

dining out alone master man here, just sit at the bar, bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#24056556)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:35 PM
Author: topaz roommate

the way the OP did it is funnier + no harassment by drunks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#24056565)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:44 PM
Author: bipolar stage

does outback not have a "bar area" that has small tables you can seat yourself at?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#24056623)



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Date: June 22nd, 2016 11:32 PM
Author: electric masturbator

outback bars are garbage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#30767994)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:37 PM
Author: Crusty pistol new version

this is credited every single fucking time you get to eat out without the FUCKING WIFE!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#24056574)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:37 PM
Author: navy menage gaping

those things are MONEY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#24056577)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:42 PM
Author: Primrose misanthropic step-uncle's house

"Cot damn, that guy comes in here every other week and claims his party had 'car trouble.' People like that just depress the hell out of me, and *I* work as a waitress at an Outback."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#24056604)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:42 PM
Author: Turquoise rehab newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#24056608)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:46 PM
Author: underhanded coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#24056636)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:47 PM
Author: Crusty pistol new version

Jimmy I love the effort you put into poasts mang

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#24056643)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 10:56 PM
Author: jade dysfunction

I've never had the same waitress twice. Must be high turnover.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#24058146)



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Date: December 3rd, 2015 12:31 PM
Author: Mahogany therapy



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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:25 PM
Author: Curious filthy address laser beams

https://youtu.be/_TJxLgpW_Sw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#45919100)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:46 PM
Author: Provocative henna box office

I pity your toilet the next day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#24056641)



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Date: September 25th, 2015 2:41 PM
Author: jade dysfunction

its ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#28836166)



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Date: September 25th, 2015 2:44 PM
Author: frum big headpube

Don't forget the pitcher of boiling Sierra Mist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#28836184)



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Date: December 3rd, 2015 11:59 AM
Author: jade dysfunction

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#29298981)



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Date: December 3rd, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: Supple gold legend

180

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Date: January 22nd, 2016 12:33 PM
Author: jade dysfunction

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#29654712)



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Date: January 22nd, 2016 12:37 PM
Author: Claret 180 hell



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Date: January 22nd, 2016 12:39 PM
Author: Mahogany therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#29654741)



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Date: June 22nd, 2016 10:43 PM
Author: jade dysfunction

Juts did this with a LOADED onion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#30767514)



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Date: June 22nd, 2016 11:31 PM
Author: Supple gold legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#30767981)



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Date: June 21st, 2017 7:23 PM
Author: jade dysfunction

Going to do it again tonight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#33613031)



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Date: June 21st, 2017 7:25 PM
Author: sooty temple ape

do you pay?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#33613041)



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Date: June 21st, 2017 7:27 PM
Author: jade dysfunction

*checks skin*

White, so yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#33613049)



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Date: June 21st, 2017 7:28 PM
Author: sooty temple ape

are you that guy who posted pics eating $75 worth in your garage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#33613055)



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Date: June 21st, 2017 7:33 PM
Author: jade dysfunction

No. I eat it at the restaurant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#33613099)



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Date: March 16th, 2018 3:39 PM
Author: jade dysfunction

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Date: May 16th, 2018 9:08 AM
Author: jade dysfunction

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#36060662)



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Date: July 3rd, 2019 9:58 AM
Author: jade dysfunction

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#38477701)



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Date: July 3rd, 2019 9:59 AM
Author: Glittery Parlor Jap

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#38477704)



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Date: July 30th, 2019 2:14 PM
Author: jade dysfunction

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#38611898)



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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:19 PM
Author: jade dysfunction

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#45919076)



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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:21 PM
Author: bisexual exciting pocket flask

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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:28 PM
Author: startled splenetic private investor

OP is disco fries aka fatd00d aka American Fatass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#45919106)



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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:29 PM
Author: Histrionic Legal Warrant

he's gonna make it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#45919114)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 9:25 AM
Author: animeboi (.)

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#49799752)



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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:34 PM
Author: glassy incel

ALPHA AF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#45919128)



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Date: October 25th, 2023 7:13 PM
Author: Maize Digit Ratio Den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#46983261)



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Date: March 10th, 2024 12:52 PM
Author: jade dysfunction

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#47480319)



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Date: April 21st, 2025 4:30 PM
Author: jade dysfunction

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#48867830)