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Date: November 20th, 2013 3:52 PM Author: Cocky mind-boggling jew Just got the word, made partner. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2418888&forum_id=2#24476715) |
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Date: November 20th, 2013 3:53 PM Author: lake big school ratface Congrats bro, how you going to mourn tonight? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2418888&forum_id=2#24476720) |
Date: November 20th, 2013 3:54 PM Author: Bearded nursing home jap Congrats. Show you co workers your thread crying drunk for days and maybe they will reconsider. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2418888&forum_id=2#24476723) |
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Date: November 20th, 2013 3:56 PM Author: Cocky mind-boggling jew They probably would. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2418888&forum_id=2#24476737) |
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Date: November 20th, 2013 3:58 PM Author: passionate shaky alpha ticket booth Get a skillet on the stove, we got a fucking partner here (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2418888&forum_id=2#24476746) |
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Date: September 11th, 2015 7:34 PM Author: Poppy Spectacular Halford lmfao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2418888&forum_id=2#28737135) |
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Date: November 20th, 2013 3:59 PM Author: angry swashbuckling incel YNYYYYYYYYY
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Date: May 1st, 2014 3:43 PM Author: appetizing low-t principal's office legend Gonna bump this, 180 man. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2418888&forum_id=2#25484654) |
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Date: May 1st, 2014 3:44 PM Author: Wonderful Codepig 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2418888&forum_id=2#25484658) |
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Date: May 1st, 2014 3:44 PM Author: Sticky box office 180 so under appreciated (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2418888&forum_id=2#25484663) |
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Date: May 1st, 2014 3:47 PM Author: Cocky mind-boggling jew Did I mention I make less money than I used to? LJL! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2418888&forum_id=2#25484678) |
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Date: May 1st, 2014 3:47 PM Author: appetizing low-t principal's office legend Lmao, elaborate brother. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2418888&forum_id=2#25484680) |
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Date: May 1st, 2014 3:48 PM Author: nubile curious lay voyeur This is more common than people realize during the first couple years of associate to partner transition. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2418888&forum_id=2#25484689) |
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Date: May 1st, 2014 3:48 PM Author: Sticky box office wtf how? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2418888&forum_id=2#25484683) |
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Date: May 1st, 2014 3:48 PM Author: Wonderful Codepig gotta pay dat buy-in equity, right? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2418888&forum_id=2#25484688) |
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Date: May 1st, 2014 3:49 PM Author: nubile curious lay voyeur (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2418888&forum_id=2#25484690) |
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Date: May 1st, 2014 3:50 PM Author: passionate shaky alpha ticket booth "Gotta put in youre fare share" (Boomer partner captaining the firm into bankruptcy) |
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Date: May 1st, 2014 3:51 PM Author: nubile curious lay voyeur (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2418888&forum_id=2#25484700) |
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Date: May 1st, 2014 3:52 PM Author: Cocky mind-boggling jew There is a buy-in, but that is not so bad. Our firm does not operate on an "eat what you kill" method. Rather, partners are assigned percentage points based upon a variety of factors. At the end of the year, you get a share of the net "profit" based upon your percentage. Throughout the year, you are essentially taking advances from your anticipated end of the year check in the form of monthly draws. I could have set my draw higher, but kept my current rate of pay to be conservative and hopefully get a huge check at the end of the yer. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2418888&forum_id=2#25484707) |
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Date: May 1st, 2014 3:58 PM Author: Wonderful Codepig doesn't that fuck things up for you for tax purposes? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2418888&forum_id=2#25484749) |
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Date: May 1st, 2014 3:58 PM Author: Saffron galvanic boistinker mood so what did you make in the year before partnership and what will you make after.
I am up for partner this year. Based on what they told me about how profits are divided up, I'd have made about $80k more...which isn't that exciting. |
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Date: May 1st, 2014 4:01 PM Author: Cocky mind-boggling jew Made 120k pre-partnership. Kept my draw the same as my salary, but it is actually less money as I now pay for my own health insurance. After subtracting my yearly buy-in and stuff will probably be looking at another 100k pre tax. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2418888&forum_id=2#25484771) |
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Date: May 1st, 2014 4:03 PM Author: Saffron galvanic boistinker mood ah. Yeah, same for me about health insurance. Luckily my wife's job provides it for basically free.
What does the median partner at your firm make? |
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Date: May 1st, 2014 3:54 PM Author: Bat Shit Crazy Gas Station Potus Congrats, now instead of being a partner's bitch, you'll be your clients' bitch! You've been promoted to Head Bitch! I hope you enjoy the rest of your depressing, stressed professional life as a non-contributing dreg of society whose only economic function is to make things less efficient so that the Jews can squeeze extra money out of the system. This is truly an honor.
Xoxohth |
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Date: May 1st, 2014 3:57 PM Author: cerebral forum hissy fit While you're assessment is largely correct, there's no need to rain on the guys parade (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2418888&forum_id=2#25484742) |
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Date: May 1st, 2014 3:58 PM Author: Bat Shit Crazy Gas Station Potus Just because there's a parade doesn't mean the people in the parade aren't faggots (see: gay pride) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2418888&forum_id=2#25484754) |
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Date: May 1st, 2014 3:59 PM Author: Balding Adulterous Piazza well said (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2418888&forum_id=2#25484759) |
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Date: May 1st, 2014 4:05 PM Author: Snowy School Cafeteria International Law Enforcement Agency he's some 23 y/o doofus dicking around in the austin "startup scene". twinklet with a delusional complex that even box nowag'd retarded (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2418888&forum_id=2#25484794) |
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Date: May 1st, 2014 4:09 PM Author: Bat Shit Crazy Gas Station Potus Lol brother I have no idea where you got any of that, but I fucked the everloving shit out of Box (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2418888&forum_id=2#25484818) |
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Date: May 1st, 2014 4:02 PM Author: Cocky mind-boggling jew I agree a lot of lawyers are scum. I'd like to think I am less scummy than many. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2418888&forum_id=2#25484777) |
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Date: May 1st, 2014 4:03 PM Author: Balding Adulterous Piazza well you aren't. now get off the bort and go kiss some kike ass. money isn't going to just funnel itself into some kike's account, you know. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2418888&forum_id=2#25484788) |
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Date: May 1st, 2014 4:05 PM Author: Bat Shit Crazy Gas Station Potus 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2418888&forum_id=2#25484798) |
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Date: May 1st, 2014 4:05 PM Author: Bat Shit Crazy Gas Station Potus Even if you personally are less scummy, it doesn't change the fact that literally the entire industry you work for is a stinking pile of shit. There is no honor among thieves. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2418888&forum_id=2#25484797) |
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Date: May 1st, 2014 4:08 PM Author: Awkward jet-lagged property 180, congrats (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2418888&forum_id=2#25484811) |
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Date: May 1st, 2014 4:34 PM Author: histrionic useless brakes Never saw this thread when it was originally poasted. So <><><>NOBREAKFAST<><><> is not necessarily destiny for us? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2418888&forum_id=2#25484960) |
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Date: September 11th, 2015 7:34 PM Author: floppy hyperactive kitty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2418888&forum_id=2#28737130) |