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Date: November 20th, 2013 3:52 PM Author: burgundy set messiness Just got the word, made partner. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2418888&forum_id=2#24476715) |
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Date: November 20th, 2013 3:53 PM Author: Crawly Jade Multi-billionaire Congrats bro, how you going to mourn tonight? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2418888&forum_id=2#24476720) |
Date: November 20th, 2013 3:54 PM Author: Stubborn institution coffee pot Congrats. Show you co workers your thread crying drunk for days and maybe they will reconsider. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2418888&forum_id=2#24476723) |
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Date: November 20th, 2013 3:56 PM Author: burgundy set messiness They probably would. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2418888&forum_id=2#24476737) |
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Date: November 20th, 2013 3:58 PM Author: pale corn cake Get a skillet on the stove, we got a fucking partner here (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2418888&forum_id=2#24476746) |
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Date: September 11th, 2015 7:34 PM Author: chestnut fragrant step-uncle's house internal respiration lmfao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2418888&forum_id=2#28737135) |
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Date: November 20th, 2013 3:59 PM Author: Crusty Den YNYYYYYYYYY
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Date: May 1st, 2014 3:43 PM Author: Diverse Lavender Abode Affirmative Action Gonna bump this, 180 man. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2418888&forum_id=2#25484654) |
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Date: May 1st, 2014 3:44 PM Author: razzle-dazzle emerald theater stage 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2418888&forum_id=2#25484658) |
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Date: May 1st, 2014 3:44 PM Author: Hilarious whorehouse 180 so under appreciated (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2418888&forum_id=2#25484663) |
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Date: May 1st, 2014 3:47 PM Author: burgundy set messiness Did I mention I make less money than I used to? LJL! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2418888&forum_id=2#25484678) |
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Date: May 1st, 2014 3:47 PM Author: Diverse Lavender Abode Affirmative Action Lmao, elaborate brother. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2418888&forum_id=2#25484680) |
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Date: May 1st, 2014 3:48 PM Author: Vibrant shivering regret This is more common than people realize during the first couple years of associate to partner transition. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2418888&forum_id=2#25484689) |
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Date: May 1st, 2014 3:48 PM Author: Hilarious whorehouse wtf how? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2418888&forum_id=2#25484683) |
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Date: May 1st, 2014 3:48 PM Author: razzle-dazzle emerald theater stage gotta pay dat buy-in equity, right? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2418888&forum_id=2#25484688) |
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Date: May 1st, 2014 3:49 PM Author: Vibrant shivering regret (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2418888&forum_id=2#25484690) |
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Date: May 1st, 2014 3:50 PM Author: pale corn cake "Gotta put in youre fare share" (Boomer partner captaining the firm into bankruptcy) |
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Date: May 1st, 2014 3:51 PM Author: Vibrant shivering regret (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2418888&forum_id=2#25484700) |
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Date: May 1st, 2014 3:52 PM Author: burgundy set messiness There is a buy-in, but that is not so bad. Our firm does not operate on an "eat what you kill" method. Rather, partners are assigned percentage points based upon a variety of factors. At the end of the year, you get a share of the net "profit" based upon your percentage. Throughout the year, you are essentially taking advances from your anticipated end of the year check in the form of monthly draws. I could have set my draw higher, but kept my current rate of pay to be conservative and hopefully get a huge check at the end of the yer. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2418888&forum_id=2#25484707) |
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Date: May 1st, 2014 3:58 PM Author: razzle-dazzle emerald theater stage doesn't that fuck things up for you for tax purposes? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2418888&forum_id=2#25484749) |
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Date: May 1st, 2014 3:58 PM Author: multi-colored wine church filthpig so what did you make in the year before partnership and what will you make after.
I am up for partner this year. Based on what they told me about how profits are divided up, I'd have made about $80k more...which isn't that exciting. |
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Date: May 1st, 2014 4:01 PM Author: burgundy set messiness Made 120k pre-partnership. Kept my draw the same as my salary, but it is actually less money as I now pay for my own health insurance. After subtracting my yearly buy-in and stuff will probably be looking at another 100k pre tax. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2418888&forum_id=2#25484771) |
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Date: May 1st, 2014 4:03 PM Author: multi-colored wine church filthpig ah. Yeah, same for me about health insurance. Luckily my wife's job provides it for basically free.
What does the median partner at your firm make? |
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Date: May 1st, 2014 3:54 PM Author: Flushed startled corner Congrats, now instead of being a partner's bitch, you'll be your clients' bitch! You've been promoted to Head Bitch! I hope you enjoy the rest of your depressing, stressed professional life as a non-contributing dreg of society whose only economic function is to make things less efficient so that the Jews can squeeze extra money out of the system. This is truly an honor.
Xoxohth |
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Date: May 1st, 2014 3:57 PM Author: Shaky Windowlicker While you're assessment is largely correct, there's no need to rain on the guys parade (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2418888&forum_id=2#25484742) |
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Date: May 1st, 2014 3:58 PM Author: Flushed startled corner Just because there's a parade doesn't mean the people in the parade aren't faggots (see: gay pride) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2418888&forum_id=2#25484754) |
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Date: May 1st, 2014 3:59 PM Author: disturbing slate home athletic conference well said (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2418888&forum_id=2#25484759) |
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Date: May 1st, 2014 4:05 PM Author: Spectacular Gay Wizard Kitty Cat he's some 23 y/o doofus dicking around in the austin "startup scene". twinklet with a delusional complex that even box nowag'd retarded (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2418888&forum_id=2#25484794) |
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Date: May 1st, 2014 4:09 PM Author: Flushed startled corner Lol brother I have no idea where you got any of that, but I fucked the everloving shit out of Box (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2418888&forum_id=2#25484818) |
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Date: May 1st, 2014 4:02 PM Author: burgundy set messiness I agree a lot of lawyers are scum. I'd like to think I am less scummy than many. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2418888&forum_id=2#25484777) |
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Date: May 1st, 2014 4:03 PM Author: disturbing slate home athletic conference well you aren't. now get off the bort and go kiss some kike ass. money isn't going to just funnel itself into some kike's account, you know. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2418888&forum_id=2#25484788) |
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Date: May 1st, 2014 4:05 PM Author: Flushed startled corner 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2418888&forum_id=2#25484798) |
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Date: May 1st, 2014 4:05 PM Author: Flushed startled corner Even if you personally are less scummy, it doesn't change the fact that literally the entire industry you work for is a stinking pile of shit. There is no honor among thieves. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2418888&forum_id=2#25484797) |
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Date: May 1st, 2014 4:08 PM Author: Bossy Box Office French Chef 180, congrats (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2418888&forum_id=2#25484811) |
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Date: May 1st, 2014 4:34 PM Author: titillating elastic band Never saw this thread when it was originally poasted. So <><><>NOBREAKFAST<><><> is not necessarily destiny for us? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2418888&forum_id=2#25484960) |
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Date: September 11th, 2015 7:34 PM Author: Very tactful demanding mediation trump supporter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2418888&forum_id=2#28737130) |