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A Selected History of the Family Rudolph

2639 BCE - Following a royal audience with Moses, Grand Vizi...
Sickened party of the first part
  12/03/13
759 BC - Remusolph insists that the Aventine Hill is "t...
odious meetinghouse turdskin
  12/03/13
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High-end Stead
  12/03/13
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Offensive rigpig ticket booth
  10/06/19
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primrose kitchen nowag
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Khaki Mewling Range Generalized Bond
  10/19/21
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Offensive rigpig ticket booth
  10/02/24
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primrose kitchen nowag
  11/03/20
331 BCE - Persian regiment commander Darayudolsh spends the ...
Sickened party of the first part
  12/03/13
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cordovan brunch mad cow disease
  09/17/15
underrated
primrose kitchen nowag
  11/03/20
lol damn how have I never seen this thread
cerebral chad
  11/03/20
fucking same, this is gold
primrose kitchen nowag
  11/03/20
This is the sort of shit that originally got me hooked on XO...
cerebral chad
  11/03/20
Yes. I got here in 2017 and there is a clear decline since t...
primrose kitchen nowag
  11/03/20
I found the site in 2014 and it was unbelievable for a few y...
Nubile potus
  11/03/20
Doing the Lord's work, brother
primrose kitchen nowag
  11/03/20
it just shocks me that i came up with this thread and wrote ...
Sickened party of the first part
  11/03/20
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laughsome territorial sneaky criminal casino
  08/08/22
33 AD - Sent to dispose of the body of Jesus, Rudolpha of Ag...
Sickened party of the first part
  12/03/13
Lost it at this one. probably my favorite.
180 Flatulent Lettuce
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Offensive rigpig ticket booth
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Khaki Mewling Range Generalized Bond
  10/19/21
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Curious Box Office
  12/03/13
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cordovan brunch mad cow disease
  09/17/15
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tantric lavender library
  12/03/13
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sadistic base
  12/03/13
fucking genius
marvelous parlour
  12/03/13
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Lake background story volcanic crater
  12/04/13
180
Self-centered office stock car
  12/06/13
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Orchid affirmative action
  07/06/14
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Adventurous Shimmering Location
  10/16/14
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Stirring Orchestra Pit Wagecucks
  11/13/14
18000000
Exciting deer antler gay wizard
  01/13/15
gets me every time. fuckin lol'ing here.
sexy main people alpha
  01/13/15
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cordovan brunch mad cow disease
  09/17/15
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spectacular address
  02/28/16
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Irradiated walnut garrison
  12/14/16
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Offensive rigpig ticket booth
  03/25/17
Lol
provocative shaky brethren
  03/25/17
...
180 Flatulent Lettuce
  04/16/17
easter bump
Offensive rigpig ticket booth
  04/16/17
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irate olive new version
  04/16/17
still fucking lol at this
Offensive rigpig ticket booth
  05/31/17
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Unhinged french chef
  10/10/17
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Boyish gold jew prole
  11/28/17
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Offensive rigpig ticket booth
  12/16/17
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Offensive rigpig ticket booth
  08/16/18
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Sickened party of the first part
  04/21/19
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irate olive new version
  04/21/19
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Offensive rigpig ticket booth
  04/21/19
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Offensive rigpig ticket booth
  05/12/19
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Offensive rigpig ticket booth
  05/24/19
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Offensive rigpig ticket booth
  10/03/19
lmfao this one is killing me
primrose kitchen nowag
  11/03/20
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fragrant sable locus pisswyrm
  03/15/22
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Offensive rigpig ticket booth
  09/06/24
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Offensive rigpig ticket booth
  10/02/24
MERRY CHRISTMAS bump
Offensive rigpig ticket booth
  12/24/24
999 - Cardinal Rodolfu throws his earthly possessions at Emp...
Sickened party of the first part
  12/03/13
1528 - Conquistador Juan Hernan Diego Nepomuceno Castillan R...
Sickened party of the first part
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stubborn station
  12/04/13
February 3, 1637 - Haarlem financier Wouter Ruudoelpsch audi...
Sickened party of the first part
  12/03/13
loling pretty fucking hard at this one brother
Cerise Tank
  12/03/13
...
Adventurous Shimmering Location
  08/05/15
laughed all morning thinking about this
excitant magenta kitty cat
  08/25/15
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carnelian police squad forum
  11/28/17
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buck-toothed hissy fit
  12/15/17
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Offensive rigpig ticket booth
  03/06/20
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primrose kitchen nowag
  11/03/20
...
laughsome territorial sneaky criminal casino
  12/24/24
July 2, 1863 - Col. Jebediah Lightfoot Rudolph politely disa...
Sickened party of the first part
  12/03/13
lmao idk how this one was so overlooked
primrose kitchen nowag
  11/03/20
April 14, 1912 - John Jacob Rudolph III grunts irritably bef...
Sickened party of the first part
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...
Offensive rigpig ticket booth
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primrose kitchen nowag
  11/03/20
October 2, 1919 - Chicago Herald and Examiner sports columni...
Sickened party of the first part
  12/03/13
September 3, 1929 - Irving Rudolph Whitney declares that the...
odious meetinghouse turdskin
  12/03/13
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Fiercely-loyal state
  11/02/16
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vibrant theater stage mother
  03/25/17
May 3, 1937 - John Stanton Rudolph pauses in his tasteful Fr...
Sickened party of the first part
  12/03/13
lolololol
Ocher Spot Half-breed
  12/03/13
180!!
aromatic alcoholic doctorate space
  12/03/13
LOLOLOLOL
Peach property
  12/05/13
...
vibrant theater stage mother
  03/25/17
...
primrose kitchen nowag
  11/03/20
This is fucking genius brother. 180
180 Flatulent Lettuce
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Ocher Spot Half-breed
  12/03/13
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aromatic alcoholic doctorate space
  12/03/13
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cracking theater
  12/03/13
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Thriller Mad-dog Skullcap
  12/03/13
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Abusive Hall
  12/03/13
...
tantric lavender library
  12/03/13
...
comical obsidian death wish hospital
  12/03/13
this is very good.
Sienna unholy sanctuary genital piercing
  12/03/13
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Racy Pale Sweet Tailpipe Telephone
  07/30/14
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primrose kitchen nowag
  11/03/20
39 - Tiberius Antonius Rudolphus is heard bragging to the as...
Sickened party of the first part
  12/03/13
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cordovan brunch mad cow disease
  09/17/15
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Offensive rigpig ticket booth
  06/05/19
...
Offensive rigpig ticket booth
  10/02/24
do more please
vengeful clear parlor dog poop
  12/03/13
1974 - University of Washington Kappa Kappa Gamma Stephanie ...
Sickened party of the first part
  12/03/13
This was good bro. Plus we now know you are into serial kill...
Hideous mischievous center
  12/03/13
pure genius being displayed in this thread. 1 fucking 80.
Glittery twinkling stage
  12/03/13
this thread should have 100 blank bumps by now. severely und...
Ocher Spot Half-breed
  12/03/13
...
marvelous parlour
  12/03/13
...
filthy grizzly hunting ground
  08/29/14
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Sickened party of the first part
  04/03/15
...
Offensive rigpig ticket booth
  04/16/17
...
primrose kitchen nowag
  11/03/20
wholly shit lmfao
Vivacious university
  12/03/13
*slow clap*
Smoky Razzle-dazzle Trailer Park Boistinker
  12/03/13
...
slap-happy quadroon stage
  12/03/13
November 21, 1963 - Michael Rudolph, Dallas Jaycees Presiden...
Sickened party of the first part
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...
carmine incel
  12/03/13
jfc
cordovan brunch mad cow disease
  09/17/15
no, jfk
Sickened party of the first part
  07/19/20
...
primrose kitchen nowag
  11/03/20
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ultramarine deep resort digit ratio
  02/19/23
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Offensive rigpig ticket booth
  03/25/17
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Stimulating Pit
  03/29/20
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primrose kitchen nowag
  11/03/20
November 8, 1938 - Munich butcher Shlomo Chaim Rudolph reinv...
Sickened party of the first part
  12/03/13
Later that day - Shlomo proudly unveils the expensive new cu...
Sickened party of the first part
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...
Galvanic awkward hairy legs
  12/03/13
...
stubborn station
  12/04/13
July 15, 1972 - Weightlifter Yossef Chaim Rudolph wins the I...
comical obsidian death wish hospital
  12/03/13
...
Adventurous Shimmering Location
  08/06/15
God help me I lol'd
cordovan brunch mad cow disease
  09/17/15
...
primrose kitchen nowag
  11/03/20
Florida, 1986: After rebuking numerous affectionate pleas...
marvelous parlour
  12/03/13
September 17th, 1929: Rudolph Yarborough III, an aristocrat...
yellow market
  12/03/13
...
Glittery twinkling stage
  12/03/13
April 24, 1915 - Determining he won't be walking much, Arat ...
comical obsidian death wish hospital
  12/03/13
subtle
Ocher Spot Half-breed
  08/29/14
bunch of fucklaws here
comical obsidian death wish hospital
  10/16/14
Nah it's just that no one likes Armenians
cordovan brunch mad cow disease
  09/17/15
...
hyperactive maroon point
  09/17/15
oh man
Fiercely-loyal state
  11/02/16
...
vibrant theater stage mother
  03/25/17
...
Galvanic awkward hairy legs
  11/03/20
...
sadistic base
  12/03/13
180 concept, 180 execution, 180 thread
Emerald wild dilemma
  12/03/13
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marvelous parlour
  12/03/13
...
Offensive rigpig ticket booth
  03/25/17
One of the most (if not THE most) enjoyable threads I've eve...
Glittery twinkling stage
  12/03/13
...
Offensive rigpig ticket booth
  03/27/17
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primrose kitchen nowag
  11/03/20
April 10, 1912, Sir William Rudolph Hemsley III, a famous sh...
Hideous mischievous center
  12/03/13
Did you seriously Rudolph the Rudolph thread? Someone alread...
odious meetinghouse turdskin
  12/03/13
I searched titanic bro and got nothing before I posted. So, ...
Hideous mischievous center
  12/03/13
...
Sickened party of the first part
  12/03/13
brother, i've always enjoyed it when you've joined in on the...
Glittery twinkling stage
  12/03/13
ty bro.
Hideous mischievous center
  12/03/13
...
Ocher Spot Half-breed
  12/03/13
180
Avocado principal's office ladyboy
  12/04/13
...
Impressive clown abode
  12/12/13
...
filthy grizzly hunting ground
  08/29/14
79 AD - While traveling, Rudolphus decides to spend the nigh...
Lake background story volcanic crater
  12/03/13
...
Galvanic awkward hairy legs
  12/03/13
LOL bro. I give you props for sticking to your retarded scht...
Hideous mischievous center
  12/03/13
...
Ocher Spot Half-breed
  12/03/13
...
cordovan brunch mad cow disease
  09/17/15
...
Copper Bespoke Piazza Pozpig
  07/31/20
...
primrose kitchen nowag
  11/03/20
December 3, 2013 - Rudolph doesn't bother taking two minutes...
Sickened party of the first part
  12/03/13
...
Glittery twinkling stage
  12/03/13
...
Ocher Spot Half-breed
  12/03/13
...
fantasy-prone aphrodisiac public bath son of senegal
  12/05/13
Underrated
cordovan brunch mad cow disease
  09/17/15
Criminally underratted
Offensive rigpig ticket booth
  03/25/17
...
provocative shaky brethren
  03/25/17
...
Ocher Spot Half-breed
  03/25/17
...
iridescent locale
  02/08/18
...
Offensive rigpig ticket booth
  03/06/20
...
primrose kitchen nowag
  11/03/20
...
Wonderful Set Rigor
  10/19/21
...
Wonderful Set Rigor
  03/15/22
...
Wonderful Set Rigor
  11/19/22
...
Wonderful Set Rigor
  12/30/24
April 8, 1942 - After being taken prisoner of war outside Ma...
Sickened party of the first part
  12/03/13
180
judgmental tattoo
  07/06/14
...
vigorous mexican
  08/14/20
audibly laughing at this
primrose kitchen nowag
  11/03/20
September 10, 2001, Lt. Rudolph Jones (ret.), gay lover of K...
Mahogany menage toilet seat
  12/03/13
Did you mean 2001 bro?
Hideous mischievous center
  12/03/13
lol edited for historical accuracy. who can keep up with all...
Mahogany menage toilet seat
  12/03/13
4481 BC - Assistant Chief Engineer Rub el-Daf drafts a list ...
Sickened party of the first part
  12/03/13
...
cordovan brunch mad cow disease
  09/17/15
...
vibrant theater stage mother
  03/25/17
...
primrose kitchen nowag
  11/03/20
...
Massive Famous Landscape Painting Becky
  12/03/13
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&mc=6...
Sickened party of the first part
  12/03/13
haha...didn't get that one at the time, but i like mine bett...
Massive Famous Landscape Painting Becky
  12/03/13
How did you not get that one, considering you knew the exact...
Sickened party of the first part
  12/03/13
i used wikipedia to figure that out as i was writing it
Massive Famous Landscape Painting Becky
  12/03/13
fair. either way ty for your contributing efforts to my rud...
Sickened party of the first part
  12/03/13
it's a great thread. i'll come up with a new contribution
Massive Famous Landscape Painting Becky
  12/03/13
Ford Theater: Washington DC 1865 Gustus Rudolphe, displea...
marvelous parlour
  12/03/13
March 3, 1991 - LAPD Sergeant Robert "Scrappy Bob"...
Sickened party of the first part
  12/03/13
...
cordovan brunch mad cow disease
  09/17/15
...
primrose kitchen nowag
  11/03/20
...
Offensive rigpig ticket booth
  10/02/24
November 17, 1968 - NBC producer Ernie T. Rudolph, irritated...
Sickened party of the first part
  12/03/13
This is really good bro. I am legit impressed.
Hideous mischievous center
  12/03/13
...
Glittery twinkling stage
  12/21/13
...
primrose kitchen nowag
  11/03/20
April 18, 1775 - Rear Admiral George Septimus Rudolph, 26-ye...
Sickened party of the first part
  12/03/13
...
Lake background story volcanic crater
  12/03/13
180
narrow-minded transparent crackhouse nibblets
  06/07/14
...
Contagious opaque organic girlfriend lodge
  11/13/14
...
Copper Bespoke Piazza Pozpig
  07/31/20
...
primrose kitchen nowag
  11/03/20
...
Galvanic awkward hairy legs
  11/03/20
July 11, 1995 Srebenica native Edin Rudolfic assures his ...
Ocher Spot Half-breed
  12/03/13
...
Sickened party of the first part
  01/13/15
...
vibrant theater stage mother
  03/25/17
...
primrose kitchen nowag
  11/03/20
3967 BC - Radafa hugs her sister goodbye, saying "Lot w...
Sickened party of the first part
  12/03/13
...
cordovan brunch mad cow disease
  09/17/15
...
Offensive rigpig ticket booth
  05/09/20
...
primrose kitchen nowag
  11/03/20
...
primrose kitchen nowag
  11/03/20
April 1964 - Norwegian mariner Arvid Rudolf pulls into port ...
Ocher Spot Half-breed
  12/03/13
Later that night, he follows it up with a local delicacy: ra...
Sickened party of the first part
  12/03/13
August 19, 1980, Gaitan DuRudolph bends forward in a Mission...
Peach property
  12/05/13
...
vibrant theater stage mother
  03/25/17
1 September 1914: Count Hermann von Rudolf und Mutterfickenb...
Spruce Private Investor
  12/03/13
*puts gun in mouth*
cordovan brunch mad cow disease
  09/17/15
this thread is overrated.
henna theatre
  12/03/13
(owl doodolph)
Ocher Spot Half-breed
  12/03/13
...
Avocado principal's office ladyboy
  12/04/13
...
Emerald wild dilemma
  12/04/13
lol
cordovan brunch mad cow disease
  09/17/15
cr, just another xo aspie dweeb circlejerk
claret field
  12/04/13
BEEP BEEP BEEP CONTRARIAN OPINION BEEP BEEP BEEP EDGY AND CO...
indigo church
  12/06/13
Plz bring back this schtick
judgmental tattoo
  07/06/14
...
hairless step-uncle's house idiot
  01/13/15
...
Sickened party of the first part
  11/16/16
reddit-style crap
sepia multi-colored cruise ship
  03/27/17
wrong
primrose kitchen nowag
  11/03/20
September 1, 1983 - John Jacob Stanton Rudolph smirks and sh...
Sickened party of the first part
  12/04/13
...
carmine incel
  12/05/13
...
vibrant theater stage mother
  03/25/17
1184 BC - Rudolppissis of Troy tells the assembled elders &q...
Sickened party of the first part
  12/04/13
...
Glittery twinkling stage
  12/04/13
i'm dying
razzle insanely creepy senate feces
  12/05/13
this might be my all time favorite
Glittery twinkling stage
  12/05/13
I think so too
primrose kitchen nowag
  11/03/20
...
Emerald wild dilemma
  12/11/13
...
Contagious opaque organic girlfriend lodge
  11/13/14
...
vibrant theater stage mother
  03/25/17
...
Offensive rigpig ticket booth
  03/06/20
...
primrose kitchen nowag
  11/03/20
In 1846 Rudolph Donner, after consulting with a drunken Siou...
Glittery twinkling stage
  12/04/13
...
cordovan brunch mad cow disease
  09/17/15
...
primrose kitchen nowag
  11/03/20
Benghazi: September 11th, 2012 Diplomatic Attache, Kyle B...
marvelous parlour
  12/04/13
May 18, 1980, 8:32 AM: USGS geologist Rudolph Johnston, rela...
Orange Beady-eyed House Ape
  12/04/13
lol
Ocher Spot Half-breed
  12/04/13
...
Glittery twinkling stage
  12/04/13
September 11, 2001. Ziah bin-Rudolph storms the cockpit of a...
nighttime drunken den mediation
  12/04/13
November 1, 2013: This cryptocurrency is a fad. No way BTC/L...
Tripping depressive gas station
  12/04/13
...
High-end Stead
  04/20/14
lol
Sickened party of the first part
  11/28/17
...
carnelian police squad forum
  11/28/17
...
primrose kitchen nowag
  11/03/20
btc closed at $1,078.28 the date this was poasted. nocoiners...
Wonderful Set Rigor
  03/15/22
...
Effete concupiscible puppy site
  03/09/23
...
chestnut frum round eye
  12/15/24
1928 - Taras Pyotr Rudolvschenko assures his family that &qu...
Sickened party of the first part
  12/05/13
jfc
cordovan brunch mad cow disease
  09/17/15
...
primrose kitchen nowag
  11/03/20
216 BC - Commodus Gaius Rudolphicanus senses the Carthaginia...
Sickened party of the first part
  12/05/13
lol i literally came here to do this exact one, well done
Emerald wild dilemma
  12/11/13
lmao 180
buck-toothed hissy fit
  12/15/17
...
Offensive rigpig ticket booth
  06/05/19
LMAO
primrose kitchen nowag
  11/03/20
December 7, 1941 Kermit Rudolph receives a radar operator re...
chestnut frum round eye
  12/05/13
...
primrose kitchen nowag
  11/03/20
...
Effete concupiscible puppy site
  03/09/23
April, 1939 - Minister de Guerre Jean Phillipe de Roudolphe ...
Sickened party of the first part
  12/05/13
...
vibrant theater stage mother
  03/25/17
June 24, 1812 - Rudolpheon Bonaparte marches his Grand Arm&e...
Ivory Crusty Nursing Home
  12/05/13
73 - Rudolphus ben-Yair spits at the Roman soldiers hundreds...
Sickened party of the first part
  12/05/13
October 1, 1908 -- Detroit industrialist Alexander S. Rudolp...
Ocher Spot Half-breed
  12/05/13
Lol at model TTT.
chestnut frum round eye
  12/05/13
literally cackling/screeching with laughter at that
Offensive rigpig ticket booth
  03/25/17
nice
Glittery twinkling stage
  12/05/13
...
Swashbuckling garnet dysfunction
  03/25/17
...
primrose kitchen nowag
  11/03/20
950 BC (est) - Rudlakshmi Kaurava, overlooking the fields at...
Sickened party of the first part
  12/05/13
180
180 Flatulent Lettuce
  12/05/13
1896 - Karthik Rudopjee, columnist for the Times of India, p...
Sickened party of the first part
  12/05/13
180
180 Flatulent Lettuce
  12/05/13
...
flesh bawdyhouse crotch
  04/03/15
LOOOOOOOOL
Offensive rigpig ticket booth
  03/27/17
...
primrose kitchen nowag
  11/03/20
September, 1978: Rudolph "Pop" Herring selects Ler...
heady chapel associate
  12/05/13
...
cordovan brunch mad cow disease
  09/17/15
August 29, 1992 -- Noted foreign terrorist Rudlfo 'Rudy' Ran...
Appetizing puce church building
  12/05/13
No bumps in almost 8 years!!!! I love this one.
At-the-ready Lay Roommate
  10/19/21
1013 - Gunnar Rudalfarsson sleeps easy, figuring the sons an...
Sickened party of the first part
  12/05/13
180
180 Flatulent Lettuce
  12/05/13
1984, Stu Rudolph, General Manager of the Portland Trailblaz...
Glittery twinkling stage
  12/05/13
...
marvelous parlour
  12/05/13
...
Ocher Spot Half-breed
  12/11/13
...
Hideous mischievous center
  12/12/13
...
primrose kitchen nowag
  11/03/20
this is going to be a thousand post thread. all of them good...
marvelous parlour
  12/05/13
freeing the rudolph meme from the space limitations of threa...
Glittery twinkling stage
  12/05/13
April 21, 1491 - Jose Tavares Rudolpha, advisor to King John...
tantric lavender library
  12/05/13
...
Glittery twinkling stage
  12/05/13
i loved this one
big institution boltzmann
  12/06/13
ty brother
tantric lavender library
  12/11/13
180
Sickened party of the first part
  06/03/14
...
primrose kitchen nowag
  11/03/20
1958 - Joao Gilberto do Rudolphinho, assistant manager to th...
Sickened party of the first part
  12/05/13
180
180 Flatulent Lettuce
  12/05/13
1971 Ford Project Manager Chuck Rudolph demands extra leg ro...
Glittery twinkling stage
  12/05/13
180 Been there and done this. Don't buy a 2017 honda civi...
nighttime drunken den mediation
  12/11/13
really? that's terrible. my first car was a civic and i lo...
Glittery twinkling stage
  12/12/13
Excellent.
Hideous mischievous center
  12/12/13
praise from Caesar. ty, brother.
Glittery twinkling stage
  12/21/13
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primrose kitchen nowag
  11/03/20
1813, Lake Erie. British Commander Robert Heriot Rudolph ta...
Glittery twinkling stage
  12/05/13
...
Sickened party of the first part
  10/03/14
...
primrose kitchen nowag
  11/03/20
July 15, 1999. Richard "Hitch" Rudolph emails mrsr...
Out-of-control tanning salon travel guidebook
  12/05/13
...
Glittery twinkling stage
  12/05/13
Approx. 9 months BC - Rudolph, the shepherd's son, tells Mar...
Sickened party of the first part
  12/05/13
lol
Glittery twinkling stage
  12/05/13
Best in class
tantric lavender library
  12/05/13
...
Ocher Spot Half-breed
  12/11/13
...
filthy grizzly hunting ground
  08/29/14
I lol'd
cordovan brunch mad cow disease
  09/17/15
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Irradiated walnut garrison
  12/14/16
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Swashbuckling garnet dysfunction
  03/25/17
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vibrant theater stage mother
  03/25/17
180
Soul-stirring fishy home love of her life
  03/27/17
...
primrose kitchen nowag
  11/03/20
From: jbrudolph@princetonreview.com To: boardadmin@princeto...
Out-of-control tanning salon travel guidebook
  12/05/13
...
Ocher Spot Half-breed
  12/11/13
...
Black doobsian black woman elastic band
  12/11/13
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Galvanic awkward hairy legs
  06/30/14
...
filthy grizzly hunting ground
  08/29/14
Approx. 3 months BC - Rudolph the shepherd's son high-tails ...
Sickened party of the first part
  12/05/13
...
lemon mind-boggling yarmulke
  12/18/13
April 7, 1952 Attn: Philip B. Perelman Listen, Phil, s...
Out-of-control tanning salon travel guidebook
  12/05/13
Mid-October, 1941 - Imperial Navy Commander Rudoroshito Taka...
Sickened party of the first part
  12/05/13
1996: somewhere in North Carolina After finishing his mas...
marvelous parlour
  12/05/13
...
Ocher Spot Half-breed
  12/11/13
Criminally underrated
nighttime drunken den mediation
  08/29/14
...
Swashbuckling garnet dysfunction
  03/25/17
...
primrose kitchen nowag
  11/03/20
August 1996 - Unaware that he was pursuing his distant cousi...
Sickened party of the first part
  12/05/13
1787, Paris. Rudloph Jefferson listens carefully to Sally H...
Glittery twinkling stage
  12/05/13
...
Out-of-control tanning salon travel guidebook
  12/05/13
180 for collard greens
Galvanic awkward hairy legs
  06/30/14
1908 - Rudolph Feuerbach, reviewing more applications for th...
sooty titillating heaven
  12/05/13
...
Glittery twinkling stage
  12/05/13
1273 - Te Puna Rudaupai stays on Hawaiki, telling his neighb...
Sickened party of the first part
  12/05/13
206 BC - Ruddlepplu-dai, Mongol warlord, prepares to take Be...
Sickened party of the first part
  12/05/13
R O F L
180 Flatulent Lettuce
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marvelous parlour
  12/06/13
...
Glittery twinkling stage
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180
Galvanic awkward hairy legs
  06/30/14
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Irradiated walnut garrison
  12/14/16
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primrose kitchen nowag
  11/03/20
79 A.D.- Rudolphy the elder looks to the sky in pompeii and...
cruel-hearted school cafeteria double fault
  12/06/13
1593 Playwright Marlowe Rudolph is enjoying an evening of d...
Glittery twinkling stage
  12/06/13
1481 - Miguel Hector Alvares de Rudolfa, Andalusian Jew, ope...
Sickened party of the first part
  12/07/13
1767 - Olamilekan Mbrudolph, carefree Yoruba tribesman, whis...
Sickened party of the first part
  12/07/13
...
Glittery twinkling stage
  12/10/13
The Family Rudolph is shockingly illustrious. Somehow their...
arousing brass milk
  12/10/13
June 20, 1815 - Marquis de La Rudolph receives a semaphore t...
Emerald wild dilemma
  12/11/13
(antisemite)
claret field
  12/11/13
...
Glittery twinkling stage
  12/11/13
...
Out-of-control tanning salon travel guidebook
  12/11/13
April 26, 1986 -- Rudolphka is asked by his comrades to play...
Emerald wild dilemma
  12/11/13
...
Out-of-control tanning salon travel guidebook
  12/11/13
...
Offensive rigpig ticket booth
  03/06/20
...
primrose kitchen nowag
  11/03/20
Rudolphiokus of Macedon, the swineherd, 630 BC, to his frien...
Emerald wild dilemma
  12/11/13
...
Glittery twinkling stage
  12/12/13
...
Offensive rigpig ticket booth
  05/09/20
25 Kislev, 2 BC: Judean rebel David ben Rudolph laughs at hi...
Sickened party of the first part
  12/11/13
...
Glittery twinkling stage
  12/18/13
1946: Louis Rudolph Slotin tells Enrico Fermi, "Stop tr...
arousing brass milk
  12/14/13
399 BC: the Athenian counsel assigned public defender Rudolp...
Mahogany menage toilet seat
  12/18/13
...
Glittery twinkling stage
  12/18/13
...
Adventurous Shimmering Location
  04/02/15
1944 - Pvt. Rudolph Slovik: "Now seems like a good time...
floppy boiling water
  12/18/13
I'm bumping to implore the OP to grace us with some more of ...
Glittery twinkling stage
  01/26/14
you are such a bitch lol
Thirsty whorehouse
  01/26/14
Be careful not to cut yourself on that edge friend
cordovan brunch mad cow disease
  09/17/15
1854 - Capt. George Rudolph Yorkesmythe, 4th Earl of Lancast...
Sickened party of the first part
  04/19/14
...
cordovan brunch mad cow disease
  09/17/15
2567 BCE - Egyptian engineer Rudlotep demands a more modern,...
Sickened party of the first part
  04/19/14
...
cordovan brunch mad cow disease
  09/17/15
...
vibrant theater stage mother
  03/25/17
...
Offensive rigpig ticket booth
  10/02/24
1914 - Yugo-Slav nationalist Zivojin Rudalfjovic presses a ....
Sickened party of the first part
  04/19/14
...
Fluffy Insane Personal Credit Line Mental Disorder
  04/20/14
768 - Jafarudolf, Persian vizier, counsels his daughter to &...
Sickened party of the first part
  04/20/14
lol
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  08/20/14
...
Ocher Spot Half-breed
  10/02/14
...
primrose kitchen nowag
  11/03/20
597 BCE - Reudop, Thracian slave, puts the finishing touches...
Sickened party of the first part
  04/20/14
180 for 'Reudop'
Glittery twinkling stage
  08/20/14
...
Self-centered office stock car
  06/03/14
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Racy Pale Sweet Tailpipe Telephone
  06/30/14
July 5, 2014 - Rudolph, temporarily aghast at the realizatio...
Sickened party of the first part
  07/06/14
...
cordovan brunch mad cow disease
  09/17/15
...
Racy Pale Sweet Tailpipe Telephone
  08/16/14
I reiterate that this is an excellent thread.
Hideous mischievous center
  08/16/14
TCR. Maybe one of my all-time favorites.
Glittery twinkling stage
  08/20/14
June 15th 1947 Rudolphdas Gandhi writes to Pandit Nehru &...
Diverse hell electric furnace
  08/20/14
...
Sickened party of the first part
  10/02/14
Paul George's agent, Jamal Rudolph, tells his client "T...
Glittery twinkling stage
  08/20/14
this the shit i like
insecure fat ankles indian lodge
  10/02/14
August 6, 1945 - Taiki Rudorufu steps off the train from Osa...
aromatic alcoholic doctorate space
  10/02/14
August 9, 1945 - Hiroshi Rudorufu receives a phone call, inf...
aromatic alcoholic doctorate space
  10/02/14
love the sibling angle here.
Glittery twinkling stage
  10/02/14
Sibling angle is great, but he should edit to write the Rudo...
Sickened party of the first part
  10/02/14
tcr
Glittery twinkling stage
  10/02/14
both are 180
primrose kitchen nowag
  11/03/20
Approx. 65 million years BCE - Rudplodocus shrugs at the sig...
Sickened party of the first part
  10/02/14
nice
Glittery twinkling stage
  10/02/14
Approx. 2 million years BCE - Homo rudolfensis gnaws on a tu...
Sickened party of the first part
  10/02/14
i like "Homo rudolfensis"
Glittery twinkling stage
  10/02/14
LOL. brother, I was going to make this one about homo rudol...
Sickened party of the first part
  10/02/14
lol, 180.
Glittery twinkling stage
  10/02/14
180
fantasy-prone aphrodisiac public bath son of senegal
  10/02/14
180 find
Racy Pale Sweet Tailpipe Telephone
  10/03/14
180
Painfully honest national
  01/13/15
...
Ocher Spot Half-breed
  01/13/15
180 holy shit
cracking theater
  01/13/15
Best "life imitates xo" of all time
Out-of-control tanning salon travel guidebook
  08/09/15
...
comical obsidian death wish hospital
  08/10/15
LOL
provocative shaky brethren
  09/17/15
...
Hideous mischievous center
  10/21/16
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provocative shaky brethren
  11/28/17
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Lascivious shitlib philosopher-king
  10/24/16
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Irradiated walnut garrison
  12/14/16
180 simglitch
Swashbuckling garnet dysfunction
  03/25/17
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Offensive rigpig ticket booth
  03/25/17
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Umber cheese-eating stag film sex offender
  03/25/17
...
Bright supple area dragon
  03/27/17
180. Rudolph pwnage evolutionarily confirmed
irate olive new version
  04/21/19
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Sickened party of the first part
  05/15/19
...
autistic laser beams
  06/05/19
...
bronze exhilarant temple
  03/05/20
...
Offensive rigpig ticket booth
  03/06/20
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Copper Bespoke Piazza Pozpig
  07/31/20
LMFAO this may be the best one yet
primrose kitchen nowag
  11/03/20
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Copper Bespoke Piazza Pozpig
  12/26/20
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Wonderful Set Rigor
  03/09/21
this is like the third time this poast has made me little te...
Wonderful Set Rigor
  10/19/21
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hairraiser wrinkle
  03/15/22
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180 Flatulent Lettuce
  11/08/22
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Deranged Razzmatazz Rehab
  02/19/23
...
learning disabled dun school cuckold
  10/02/24
...
primrose kitchen nowag
  11/03/20
753 BC - Rodilius, construction foreman on the new urban inf...
Sickened party of the first part
  10/02/14
...
Glittery twinkling stage
  10/16/14
REALLY underrated
Offensive rigpig ticket booth
  04/16/17
November 2, 1948 - Thomas K. Rudolph, assistant managing edi...
Sickened party of the first part
  10/03/14
...
Adventurous Shimmering Location
  08/06/15
http://imgon.net/di-3DX4.gif
Racy Pale Sweet Tailpipe Telephone
  10/04/14
July 21st, 1959: Comfortably wearing a pink angora sweater, ...
Adventurous Shimmering Location
  10/16/14
lol. great moniker, btw.
Glittery twinkling stage
  10/16/14
TYTY. Yours has always given me joy as well.
Adventurous Shimmering Location
  10/16/14
ty, brother.
Glittery twinkling stage
  10/16/14
2014. Jean Cluade Rudolph, a junior official from Belgium w...
Glittery twinkling stage
  10/16/14
...
Adventurous Shimmering Location
  10/16/14
...
180 Flatulent Lettuce
  08/19/16
...
Swashbuckling garnet dysfunction
  03/25/17
...
primrose kitchen nowag
  11/03/20
December 1, 2014 - Rudolph again swears he can go cold turke...
Sickened party of the first part
  12/06/14
lol
Sickened party of the first part
  04/10/15
lol again
Sickened party of the first part
  02/28/16
lol again
Sickened party of the first part
  07/13/20
yup
Sickened party of the first part
  08/20/20
...
primrose kitchen nowag
  11/03/20
http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4744557&mc=27&am...
Sickened party of the first part
  01/20/21
January 2, 2015 - University of Oregon defensive line coach ...
Sickened party of the first part
  01/13/15
I lol'd
cordovan brunch mad cow disease
  09/17/15
November 10, 1975 - National Weather Service forecaster John...
Sickened party of the first part
  01/13/15
June 16, 1551 - Edmunde Foullon de Rudolphe, royal advisor t...
Sickened party of the first part
  01/13/15
...
Glittery twinkling stage
  02/10/15
...
Medicated Charismatic Friendly Grandma
  09/17/15
September 1900 - Samuel Bartlett Rudolph, attorney to Thomas...
Sickened party of the first part
  01/13/15
February 1, 2015 - Seattle Seahawks Head Coach Rudolph Carro...
big institution boltzmann
  02/04/15
...
Glittery twinkling stage
  02/10/15
...
Ocher Spot Half-breed
  04/01/15
September 17, 1944: Lieutenant-General Rudolph Horrocks tell...
Adventurous Shimmering Location
  04/02/15
June 12, 1981: Harvey Rudolph, M.D. and board-certified derm...
big institution boltzmann
  08/05/15
Cot damn. Cindy Crawford is almost 50?!
Red Multi-billionaire
  08/06/15
August 6, 1945: Ching Chong Rudolph in Hiroshima, Japan. Hey...
Red Multi-billionaire
  08/06/15
okay, I lol'd
cordovan brunch mad cow disease
  09/17/15
...
bonkers degenerate native
  04/03/16
December 6, 1969--After being turned away from the stage by ...
Adventurous Shimmering Location
  08/06/15
...
Red Multi-billionaire
  08/06/15
1978 -- New York Giants offensive coordinator Antonio Rudolp...
iridescent locale
  08/07/15
...
Red Multi-billionaire
  08/10/15
November 20, 1960 -- Frank Rudolph Gifford in the huddle: TH...
Red Multi-billionaire
  08/10/15
...
Effete concupiscible puppy site
  12/14/16
August 2006 - Convinced her alcohol problems were "just...
Sickened party of the first part
  10/20/15
...
big institution boltzmann
  10/20/15
cr
excitant magenta kitty cat
  01/27/16
July 14, 2015: During a meeting to discuss campaign strategy...
big-titted citrine business firm
  02/28/16
...
180 Flatulent Lettuce
  04/03/16
...
Sickened party of the first part
  09/23/16
...
Fiercely-loyal state
  11/02/16
...
Sickened party of the first part
  12/13/16
LMAO 180
primrose kitchen nowag
  11/03/20
December 13th, 1963 New Bedford, Mass. Rudolph Hathaway,...
180 Flatulent Lettuce
  04/03/16
...
Fiercely-loyal state
  11/02/16
...
vibrant theater stage mother
  03/25/17
...
primrose kitchen nowag
  11/03/20
...
motley plaza really tough guy
  09/14/16
New England 27, Houston 0
Sickened party of the first part
  09/23/16
...
Hideous mischievous center
  10/21/16
...
Charcoal ratface
  11/03/16
November 4, 2016 - Clinton campaign field office manager Jef...
Sickened party of the first part
  11/15/16
November 6, 2016 - Staffer JaMichael K. Rudolph of the Detro...
Sickened party of the first part
  11/15/16
November 9, 2016. Venkatesh Ponnurudolph, the ADA project ch...
Out-of-control tanning salon travel guidebook
  12/13/16
180
Sickened party of the first part
  12/13/16
...
zombie-like corner legend
  12/14/16
...
Adventurous Shimmering Location
  03/25/17
...
primrose kitchen nowag
  11/03/20
...
Wonderful Set Rigor
  10/19/21
From: Senator Harry Reidolph To: hilldawg@wjcoffice.com ...
Out-of-control tanning salon travel guidebook
  11/17/16
122 AD: Senator Rudolph irate that Roman taxes will pay for ...
Talented gaped shrine
  01/26/17
...
Ocher Spot Half-breed
  03/16/17
March 23, 2017: Republican Congressman Rudolph 'Rudy' Haveri...
Adventurous Shimmering Location
  03/25/17
this entire thread is an uninflated 180, holy fuck shit l...
Offensive rigpig ticket booth
  03/25/17
...
Ocher Spot Half-breed
  03/25/17
...
Hideous mischievous center
  03/27/17
...
primrose kitchen nowag
  11/03/20
Palaeopharsalos, Greece, 48 BCE. After months of sporadi...
nighttime drunken den mediation
  03/27/17
...
Offensive rigpig ticket booth
  10/03/19
REDDITALERT
sepia multi-colored cruise ship
  03/27/17
...
dashing turquoise cuck community account
  09/04/17
May 29, 1830 - Rudoquoyah, Cherokee tribesman, passionately ...
Sickened party of the first part
  04/15/17
June 25, 1876: Thathanka Rudolanhpa (Wagers-With-Heavens), H...
Sickened party of the first part
  04/15/17
May 22, 2010 - Papa John's delivery boy Albert Einstein Rudo...
Sickened party of the first part
  11/28/17
...
carnelian police squad forum
  11/28/17
...
carnelian police squad forum
  11/28/17
636 A.D. General Rodolphius of the Eastern Roman Empire igno...
buck-toothed hissy fit
  12/15/17
1895: Italian General Rodolfo Faggieri reports there is &quo...
buck-toothed hissy fit
  12/15/17
...
primrose kitchen nowag
  11/03/20
1941: Soviet spy Rodzianko aka "Rudolph" reports t...
buck-toothed hissy fit
  12/15/17
1984 Portland Trail Blazers Draft Room, a scout by name of R...
buck-toothed hissy fit
  12/15/17
...
primrose kitchen nowag
  11/03/20
1218 AD: The Emperor of the Khwarezmid Empire, Al-Ruudolf Mu...
buck-toothed hissy fit
  12/15/17
November 8, 1989, East Berlin. Rudolph Schmidt, tired of his...
buck-toothed hissy fit
  12/15/17
...
laughsome territorial sneaky criminal casino
  08/16/18
...
Offensive rigpig ticket booth
  03/29/18
...
confused startling
  04/26/18
...
vibrant theater stage mother
  05/11/18
May 18, 2011 - French statesman Henri Depussy-Rudolphe audib...
Sickened party of the first part
  04/21/19
August 3, 2016: Hillary Rudolph Clinton assures her husband ...
Nubile potus
  04/21/19
June 1779 - Rudesino Tilly, Spanish artillery master, assure...
Sickened party of the first part
  06/03/19
A/N - in another sim glitch, the names are 100% real.
Sickened party of the first part
  06/03/19
...
Fluffy Insane Personal Credit Line Mental Disorder
  08/12/19
Still an excellent thread
Hideous mischievous center
  10/03/19
well, that kills it
Sickened party of the first part
  10/06/19
...
Offensive rigpig ticket booth
  03/06/20
...
Offensive rigpig ticket booth
  01/02/20
February 1, 2020 - CDC's Dr. Messonnier-Rodolphe rebukes ala...
Buff
  03/05/20
...
frozen headpube
  03/29/20
...
Offensive rigpig ticket booth
  03/06/20
...
Medicated Charismatic Friendly Grandma
  03/06/20
January 20, 1347 Kaffa: Viktor Rudolphoyvch, upon seeing h...
chestnut frum round eye
  03/10/20
...
aquamarine trip jap
  03/29/20
...
Offensive rigpig ticket booth
  04/18/20
...
slippery windowlicker filthpig
  06/23/20
lol. in another 180 simglitch, the moniker autopseudonymize...
Sickened party of the first part
  07/24/20
...
primrose kitchen nowag
  11/03/20
1738 - Rappahannock youth Oliver Augustine Rudolph counsels ...
Sickened party of the first part
  07/31/20
...
Nubile potus
  11/03/20
...
vibrant theater stage mother
  12/26/20
...
Brindle persian
  03/09/21
1919: President Rhudrow Wilson, shamed by being derisivel...
heady chapel associate
  03/10/21
November 2020, Dr. Tony Rudolphi assures the United States t...
chestnut frum round eye
  10/07/21
...
chestnut frum round eye
  12/15/24
...
nofapping balding karate
  10/19/21
...
histrionic poppy fortuitous meteor
  03/15/22
...
primrose kitchen nowag
  03/19/22
Feb. 2022: To Be Fair Rudolph predicts Kyiv will fall in 48 ...
Red Multi-billionaire
  03/20/22
...
adulterous up-to-no-good indirect expression
  06/26/22
September 3, 1968 - Frustrated with their lack of success le...
Sickened party of the first part
  08/08/22
May 10, 1941 - Deputy Führer Rudolf Hess flies to Scotl...
Nubile potus
  08/08/22
January 23, 1959 - Ural Polytechnic Institute student Semyon...
Sickened party of the first part
  12/08/22
...
disturbing trump supporter
  12/11/22
Lol at you spending half a day sorting through threads to fi...
Topaz Macaca
  12/11/22
Lol It was at the top of a search for Rudolph you stupid kik...
disturbing trump supporter
  12/11/22
December 11, 2022 - Smugly satisfied that it would alleviate...
Sickened party of the first part
  12/11/22
...
cocky electric cuckoldry
  03/09/23
...
Offensive rigpig ticket booth
  05/16/23
05/08/2018 - While discussing different controller options w...
Wonderful Set Rigor
  06/22/23
...
Hot pearl
  06/22/23
December 2013 - Regular Autoadmit poaster and target of deri...
Sickened party of the first part
  12/24/23
Jan 1, 2024 - Rudolph doubles down on his pre-game predic...
Sickened party of the first part
  01/01/24
...
slippery windowlicker filthpig
  01/01/24
...
Offensive rigpig ticket booth
  09/06/24
December 24, year unknown - Rudolph sobs at his hideous visa...
Sickened party of the first part
  12/15/24
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confused startling
  12/30/24


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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:04 AM
Author: Sickened party of the first part

2639 BCE - Following a royal audience with Moses, Grand Vizier and first-born son Ra-Dalakh recommends to Pharaoh that the Israelites be made to work longer hours on half rations as punishment, loudly scoffing "what does that faggot Hebrew think his God can possibly do?"

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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:29 AM
Author: odious meetinghouse turdskin

759 BC - Remusolph insists that the Aventine Hill is "the most preftigious" and challenges Romulus: "You like that faggoty Palatine Hill, then why don't you get your ass down here like a man."

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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:44 AM
Author: High-end Stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24556983)



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Date: October 6th, 2019 8:27 PM
Author: Offensive rigpig ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#38939066)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:02 AM
Author: primrose kitchen nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41248990)



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Date: October 19th, 2021 2:05 PM
Author: Khaki Mewling Range Generalized Bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#43296915)



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Date: October 2nd, 2024 2:19 PM
Author: Offensive rigpig ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#48155659)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:02 AM
Author: primrose kitchen nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41248991)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:07 AM
Author: Sickened party of the first part

331 BCE - Persian regiment commander Darayudolsh spends the majority of the spring campaign drinking wine with his troops, secure in the knowledge that no dipshit pubescent Macedonian was going to make it across the Nile.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24556669)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 2:14 PM
Author: cordovan brunch mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28778183)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:02 AM
Author: primrose kitchen nowag

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41248993)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:10 AM
Author: cerebral chad

lol damn how have I never seen this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249049)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:13 AM
Author: primrose kitchen nowag

fucking same, this is gold

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249070)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:17 AM
Author: cerebral chad

This is the sort of shit that originally got me hooked on XO - there's too many deranged pumo single posts / Rudolph talking amongst himself between 5 pumo alts etc on the front page, maybe it's the election I dunno - even just like 6 months ago I remember logging on and arguing / talking about Civil war in an epic thread one Saturday morning - i could do that on here every day

This thread is brilliant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249108)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:21 AM
Author: primrose kitchen nowag

Yes. I got here in 2017 and there is a clear decline since then -- and it seems that it was already on the downslope. I come back now and again because it is still a unique venue that makes me laugh more than most others, but it's a shell of what it was.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249145)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:27 AM
Author: Nubile potus

I found the site in 2014 and it was unbelievable for a few years. I make a point of bumping these types of UNESCO World Heritage Threads every now and then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249208)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:29 AM
Author: primrose kitchen nowag

Doing the Lord's work, brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249227)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 3:14 PM
Author: Sickened party of the first part

it just shocks me that i came up with this thread and wrote the first several entries SEVEN YEARS AGO. and even then the bort was on a huge decline from its true glory days of the mid to late 2000s, when there was all sorts of hilarity flowing and much less faggy politicsthreading.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41255039)



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Date: August 8th, 2022 3:49 AM
Author: laughsome territorial sneaky criminal casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#44980568)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:08 AM
Author: Sickened party of the first part

33 AD - Sent to dispose of the body of Jesus, Rudolpha of Agrippa elects to go out drinking Saturday night with his friends and several whores, reasoning that "it will still be there tomorrow."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24556673)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:24 AM
Author: 180 Flatulent Lettuce

Lost it at this one. probably my favorite.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24556840)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 12:28 PM
Author: Offensive rigpig ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32913717)



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Date: October 19th, 2021 2:10 PM
Author: Khaki Mewling Range Generalized Bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#43296944)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 8:16 AM
Author: Curious Box Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24557500)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: cordovan brunch mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28778355)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 11:01 AM
Author: tantric lavender library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24557831)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 11:06 AM
Author: sadistic base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24557848)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 12:44 PM
Author: marvelous parlour

fucking genius

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24558234)



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Date: December 4th, 2013 2:39 PM
Author: Lake background story volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24566096)



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Date: December 6th, 2013 12:33 PM
Author: Self-centered office stock car

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24580497)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 1:30 PM
Author: Orchid affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#25879472)



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Date: October 16th, 2014 12:22 PM
Author: Adventurous Shimmering Location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26527584)



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Date: November 13th, 2014 1:02 PM
Author: Stirring Orchestra Pit Wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26708462)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 1:00 AM
Author: Exciting deer antler gay wizard

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#27107679)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 1:09 AM
Author: sexy main people alpha

gets me every time. fuckin lol'ing here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#27107713)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 2:14 PM
Author: cordovan brunch mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28778185)



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Date: February 28th, 2016 3:04 PM
Author: spectacular address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#29936779)



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Date: December 14th, 2016 1:29 PM
Author: Irradiated walnut garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32139012)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 12:12 PM
Author: Offensive rigpig ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32913639)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 12:19 PM
Author: provocative shaky brethren

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32913678)



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Date: April 16th, 2017 12:59 PM
Author: 180 Flatulent Lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#33086115)



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Date: April 16th, 2017 2:22 PM
Author: Offensive rigpig ticket booth

easter bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#33086552)



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Date: April 16th, 2017 2:31 PM
Author: irate olive new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#33086601)



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Date: May 31st, 2017 6:34 PM
Author: Offensive rigpig ticket booth

still fucking lol at this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#33440137)



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Date: October 10th, 2017 10:56 PM
Author: Unhinged french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#34413602)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 6:10 PM
Author: Boyish gold jew prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#34792488)



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Date: December 16th, 2017 12:11 AM
Author: Offensive rigpig ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#34932355)



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Date: August 16th, 2018 4:16 PM
Author: Offensive rigpig ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#36628163)



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Date: April 21st, 2019 2:35 PM
Author: Sickened party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#38119714)



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Date: April 21st, 2019 2:36 PM
Author: irate olive new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#38119716)



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Date: April 21st, 2019 2:42 PM
Author: Offensive rigpig ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#38119743)



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Date: May 12th, 2019 11:25 AM
Author: Offensive rigpig ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#38223586)



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Date: May 24th, 2019 10:23 AM
Author: Offensive rigpig ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#38282461)



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Date: October 3rd, 2019 6:22 PM
Author: Offensive rigpig ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#38925616)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:01 AM
Author: primrose kitchen nowag

lmfao this one is killing me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41248983)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 10:44 PM
Author: fragrant sable locus pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#44156043)



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Date: September 6th, 2024 1:40 PM
Author: Offensive rigpig ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#48056945)



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Date: October 2nd, 2024 2:16 PM
Author: Offensive rigpig ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#48155647)



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Date: December 24th, 2024 7:53 AM
Author: Offensive rigpig ticket booth

MERRY CHRISTMAS bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#48481182)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:10 AM
Author: Sickened party of the first part

999 - Cardinal Rodolfu throws his earthly possessions at Emperor Otto III to taunt the Westphalian monarch, warning him that the Slavic hordes "about to overrun his kingdom" were a certain sign of the events foretold in Revelation and the Second Coming.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24556692)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:11 AM
Author: Sickened party of the first part

1528 - Conquistador Juan Hernan Diego Nepomuceno Castillan Rudolfo y Garcia decides to jump into the local ollamalitzli game, figuring "win or lose, it will be a good time."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24556704)



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Date: December 4th, 2013 10:11 PM
Author: stubborn station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24569554)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:11 AM
Author: Sickened party of the first part

February 3, 1637 - Haarlem financier Wouter Ruudoelpsch audibly sighs in relief, having finally secured his retirement nest egg through the purchase of 16 Bizarden tulip bulbs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24556705)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 2:58 AM
Author: Cerise Tank

loling pretty fucking hard at this one brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24557286)



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Date: August 5th, 2015 6:02 PM
Author: Adventurous Shimmering Location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28485897)



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Date: August 25th, 2015 11:11 AM
Author: excitant magenta kitty cat

laughed all morning thinking about this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28621032)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 6:12 PM
Author: carnelian police squad forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#34792503)



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Date: December 15th, 2017 3:08 PM
Author: buck-toothed hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#34928492)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 2:43 PM
Author: Offensive rigpig ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#39707326)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:03 AM
Author: primrose kitchen nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41248998)



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Date: December 24th, 2024 8:02 AM
Author: laughsome territorial sneaky criminal casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#48481199)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:11 AM
Author: Sickened party of the first part

July 2, 1863 - Col. Jebediah Lightfoot Rudolph politely disagrees with Lt. Gen. James Longstreet, assuring General Lee that "all our boys have to do is charge right at that there copse of trees."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24556707)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:06 AM
Author: primrose kitchen nowag

lmao idk how this one was so overlooked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249024)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:12 AM
Author: Sickened party of the first part

April 14, 1912 - John Jacob Rudolph III grunts irritably before returning to slumber, assuring his neurotic wife that "this iceberg business will be taken care of by morning."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24556709)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 12:22 PM
Author: Offensive rigpig ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32913689)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:03 AM
Author: primrose kitchen nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249000)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:12 AM
Author: Sickened party of the first part

October 2, 1919 - Chicago Herald and Examiner sports columnist Walt Rudolph predicts a sweep of the Reds, writing "although an influx of dumb money has fallen on Cincinnati in the last couple days, our nine are so clearly the superior base ball team one wonders at the lunacy of it all."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24556711)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:20 AM
Author: odious meetinghouse turdskin

September 3, 1929 - Irving Rudolph Whitney declares that the bull market will proceed indefinitely "as there is no end in sight," that the financials of the United States have "never been stronger," and that there is no more guaranteed way for "the common man to profit than to purchase blue chip stocks now, now, now."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24556800)



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Date: November 2nd, 2016 12:08 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#31780919)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 9:44 PM
Author: vibrant theater stage mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32917142)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:12 AM
Author: Sickened party of the first part

May 3, 1937 - John Stanton Rudolph pauses in his tasteful Frankfurt apartment, ticket to Lakehurst and dinner jacket in hand, to ask the portrait of his late great-uncle "how the bottom of the Atlantic tastes, faggot?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24556713)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:18 AM
Author: Ocher Spot Half-breed

lolololol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24556778)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:24 AM
Author: aromatic alcoholic doctorate space

180!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24556838)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 1:35 AM
Author: Peach property

LOLOLOLOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24571282)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 9:45 PM
Author: vibrant theater stage mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32917145)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:04 AM
Author: primrose kitchen nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249009)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:14 AM
Author: 180 Flatulent Lettuce

This is fucking genius brother. 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24556731)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:16 AM
Author: Ocher Spot Half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24556750)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:28 AM
Author: aromatic alcoholic doctorate space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24556882)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 3:26 AM
Author: cracking theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24557329)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 3:41 AM
Author: Thriller Mad-dog Skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24557343)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 8:26 AM
Author: Abusive Hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24557512)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 10:55 AM
Author: tantric lavender library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24557799)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 12:15 PM
Author: comical obsidian death wish hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24558098)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:23 PM
Author: Sienna unholy sanctuary genital piercing

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24561620)



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Date: July 30th, 2014 11:57 AM
Author: Racy Pale Sweet Tailpipe Telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26028504)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:04 AM
Author: primrose kitchen nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249003)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:44 AM
Author: Sickened party of the first part

39 - Tiberius Antonius Rudolphus is heard bragging to the assembled Senate that he was so important Caligula asked him "to come alone" to the royal palace at Capri.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24556979)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 2:14 PM
Author: cordovan brunch mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28778182)



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Date: June 5th, 2019 3:51 PM
Author: Offensive rigpig ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#38344670)



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Date: October 2nd, 2024 2:20 PM
Author: Offensive rigpig ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#48155661)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:44 AM
Author: vengeful clear parlor dog poop

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24556982)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:58 AM
Author: Sickened party of the first part

1974 - University of Washington Kappa Kappa Gamma Stephanie Mays Rudolph tells her roommate she's going to accept a ride back to campus in the charming law student's brown Volkswagen, as "his poor arm is in a sling, what could he possibly do to me?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24557041)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 7:55 PM
Author: Hideous mischievous center

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24560987)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 8:02 AM
Author: Glittery twinkling stage

pure genius being displayed in this thread. 1 fucking 80.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24557495)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 11:00 AM
Author: Ocher Spot Half-breed

this thread should have 100 blank bumps by now. severely underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24557820)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 12:43 PM
Author: marvelous parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24558231)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 10:49 AM
Author: filthy grizzly hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26230257)



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 12:22 PM
Author: Sickened party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#27610499)



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Date: April 16th, 2017 2:22 PM
Author: Offensive rigpig ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#33086555)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:03 AM
Author: primrose kitchen nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249001)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 11:02 AM
Author: Vivacious university

wholly shit

lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24557836)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 11:08 AM
Author: Smoky Razzle-dazzle Trailer Park Boistinker

*slow clap*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24557858)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 11:12 AM
Author: slap-happy quadroon stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24557872)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 11:54 AM
Author: Sickened party of the first part

November 21, 1963 - Michael Rudolph, Dallas Jaycees President, excitedly recites the local weather forecast to his political idol, suggesting he "keep the top down to enjoy the sunshine."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24557982)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 11:55 AM
Author: carmine incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24557985)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 2:30 PM
Author: cordovan brunch mad cow disease

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28778298)



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Date: July 19th, 2020 2:40 AM
Author: Sickened party of the first part

no, jfk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#40630080)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:05 AM
Author: primrose kitchen nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249014)



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Date: February 19th, 2023 9:40 AM
Author: ultramarine deep resort digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#45953759)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 9:33 PM
Author: Offensive rigpig ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32917068)



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Date: March 29th, 2020 8:40 PM
Author: Stimulating Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#39895029)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:05 AM
Author: primrose kitchen nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249012)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 12:06 PM
Author: Sickened party of the first part

November 8, 1938 - Munich butcher Shlomo Chaim Rudolph reinvests his profits in purchasing his neighbors' business properties, telling them at the closing that they "were running scared like kleine chickens."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24558048)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 12:31 PM
Author: Sickened party of the first part

Later that day - Shlomo proudly unveils the expensive new custom windows he had rush-ordered for each location.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24558166)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 8:01 PM
Author: Galvanic awkward hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24561033)



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Date: December 4th, 2013 10:12 PM
Author: stubborn station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24569562)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 12:38 PM
Author: comical obsidian death wish hospital

July 15, 1972 - Weightlifter Yossef Chaim Rudolph wins the Israeli Olympic Trials and dismisses his bubbe's concerns about visiting Munich

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24558201)



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Date: August 6th, 2015 12:45 PM
Author: Adventurous Shimmering Location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28490956)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 3:36 PM
Author: cordovan brunch mad cow disease

God help me I lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28778743)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:05 AM
Author: primrose kitchen nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249011)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 12:42 PM
Author: marvelous parlour

Florida, 1986:

After rebuking numerous affectionate pleas from his girlfriend and lover, teacher, Christa McAuliffe, William Blitz Rudolph, awash in aftershave and overconfidence, casually declared: Babe, I'll KISS you when you get back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24558223)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 12:48 PM
Author: yellow market

September 17th, 1929: Rudolph Yarborough III, an aristocrat from Connecticut sells all of his real estate and and invests all liquid cash into the stock market, remarking to his friends and family that he "is gonna ride this [expletive] roller coaster to the moon."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24558253)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 12:57 PM
Author: Glittery twinkling stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24558297)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:05 PM
Author: comical obsidian death wish hospital

April 24, 1915 - Determining he won't be walking much, Arat Rudolphian neglects to mend the hole in his shoes or bring a coat to his favorite intellectual coffee house in Constantinople



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24558360)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 10:46 AM
Author: Ocher Spot Half-breed

subtle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26230248)



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Date: October 16th, 2014 12:38 PM
Author: comical obsidian death wish hospital

bunch of fucklaws here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26527707)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 2:54 PM
Author: cordovan brunch mad cow disease

Nah it's just that no one likes Armenians

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28778472)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 3:33 PM
Author: hyperactive maroon point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28778716)



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Date: November 2nd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal state

oh man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#31780907)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 9:47 PM
Author: vibrant theater stage mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32917155)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:48 AM
Author: Galvanic awkward hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249393)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:30 PM
Author: sadistic base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24558489)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:35 PM
Author: Emerald wild dilemma

180 concept, 180 execution, 180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24558515)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 2:11 PM
Author: marvelous parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24558714)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 12:29 PM
Author: Offensive rigpig ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32913722)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 2:05 PM
Author: Glittery twinkling stage

One of the most (if not THE most) enjoyable threads I've ever read on xo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24558699)



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Date: March 27th, 2017 1:22 PM
Author: Offensive rigpig ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32929222)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:04 AM
Author: primrose kitchen nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249010)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 7:49 PM
Author: Hideous mischievous center

April 10, 1912, Sir William Rudolph Hemsley III, a famous shitlib of his time, books last minute passage in steerage class on the RMS Titanic. If it is good enough for my porter, it is good enough for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24560950)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 7:55 PM
Author: odious meetinghouse turdskin

Did you seriously Rudolph the Rudolph thread? Someone already had the Titanic, corpsefucker.

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24556709

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24560985)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 7:57 PM
Author: Hideous mischievous center

I searched titanic bro and got nothing before I posted. So, fuck off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24560992)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 8:42 PM
Author: Sickened party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24561315)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:03 PM
Author: Glittery twinkling stage

brother, i've always enjoyed it when you've joined in on the rudolph threading.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24561459)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:08 PM
Author: Hideous mischievous center

ty bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24561507)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:33 PM
Author: Ocher Spot Half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24561679)



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Date: December 4th, 2013 12:44 PM
Author: Avocado principal's office ladyboy

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24565414)



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Date: December 12th, 2013 8:20 PM
Author: Impressive clown abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24627889)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 10:52 AM
Author: filthy grizzly hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26230268)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 7:59 PM
Author: Lake background story volcanic crater

79 AD - While traveling, Rudolphus decides to spend the night at his favorite inn in Pompeii. "I'll order a steak between rare and medium rare," he muses, oblivious to the smoke clouds in the distance. "No one prepares a steak between rare and medium rare like the Pompeiians."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24561010)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 8:03 PM
Author: Galvanic awkward hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24561051)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 8:04 PM
Author: Hideous mischievous center

LOL bro. I give you props for sticking to your retarded schtick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24561060)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:34 PM
Author: Ocher Spot Half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24561684)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 2:40 PM
Author: cordovan brunch mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28778368)



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Date: July 31st, 2020 10:58 PM
Author: Copper Bespoke Piazza Pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#40690562)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:06 AM
Author: primrose kitchen nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249019)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 8:42 PM
Author: Sickened party of the first part

December 3, 2013 - Rudolph doesn't bother taking two minutes to read the thread, employing the faultless logic that if a particular word doesn't appear as a search term, nothing related to that word could possibly be in the entirety of the thread text.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24561319)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:04 PM
Author: Glittery twinkling stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24561466)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:34 PM
Author: Ocher Spot Half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24561686)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 1:14 AM
Author: fantasy-prone aphrodisiac public bath son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24571157)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 2:43 PM
Author: cordovan brunch mad cow disease

Underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28778381)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 9:17 PM
Author: Offensive rigpig ticket booth

Criminally underratted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32916942)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 12:24 PM
Author: provocative shaky brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32913695)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 12:36 PM
Author: Ocher Spot Half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32913759)



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Date: February 8th, 2018 4:58 PM
Author: iridescent locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#35357533)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 3:26 PM
Author: Offensive rigpig ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#39707565)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:07 AM
Author: primrose kitchen nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249028)



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Date: October 19th, 2021 2:09 PM
Author: Wonderful Set Rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#43296940)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 10:40 PM
Author: Wonderful Set Rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#44156029)



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Date: November 19th, 2022 9:34 AM
Author: Wonderful Set Rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#45516426)



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Date: December 30th, 2024 7:35 AM
Author: Wonderful Set Rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#48500694)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 8:47 PM
Author: Sickened party of the first part

April 8, 1942 - After being taken prisoner of war outside Manila by Japanese troops, Sergeant Anthony W. Rudolph contemplated the bright side, figuring that he at was least done with all the goddamned marching for a while.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24561353)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 1:29 PM
Author: judgmental tattoo

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#25879467)



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Date: August 14th, 2020 10:23 AM
Author: vigorous mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#40754956)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:08 AM
Author: primrose kitchen nowag

audibly laughing at this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249032)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 8:53 PM
Author: Mahogany menage toilet seat

September 10, 2001, Lt. Rudolph Jones (ret.), gay lover of Kiwi Camara, lisped to him the night before a major scotus oral argument, "kiwi, don't worry about court on thursday, mr. olson will be so busy banging his wife after her trip that he'll never have time to prepare and you'll win for sure."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24561389)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:02 PM
Author: Hideous mischievous center

Did you mean 2001 bro?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24561447)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:03 PM
Author: Mahogany menage toilet seat

lol edited for historical accuracy. who can keep up with all these famous dates?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24561456)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 8:53 PM
Author: Sickened party of the first part

4481 BC - Assistant Chief Engineer Rub el-Daf drafts a list of upgrades to his Babel apartment he will soon purchase with the cost savings of using illegal foreign labor on the tower project.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24561392)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 2:46 PM
Author: cordovan brunch mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28778406)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 9:48 PM
Author: vibrant theater stage mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32917157)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:09 AM
Author: primrose kitchen nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249041)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 8:57 PM
Author: Massive Famous Landscape Painting Becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24561422)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:00 PM
Author: Sickened party of the first part

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&mc=65&forum_id=2#24556713

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24561436)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:02 PM
Author: Massive Famous Landscape Painting Becky

haha...didn't get that one at the time, but i like mine better.

i'll delete out of deference, though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24561452)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:09 PM
Author: Sickened party of the first part

How did you not get that one, considering you knew the exact unusual shithole cities the flight was between?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24561514)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:15 PM
Author: Massive Famous Landscape Painting Becky

i used wikipedia to figure that out as i was writing it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24561554)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:15 PM
Author: Sickened party of the first part

fair. either way ty for your contributing efforts to my rudolph thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24561560)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:24 PM
Author: Massive Famous Landscape Painting Becky

it's a great thread. i'll come up with a new contribution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24561622)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:10 PM
Author: marvelous parlour

Ford Theater: Washington DC 1865

Gustus Rudolphe, displeased at his wife's impulsive desire to leave the play American Cousin early, turned to his insolent betrothed and decisively declared: The ending my dear, you will absolutely LOVE the ending.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24561523)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:15 PM
Author: Sickened party of the first part

March 3, 1991 - LAPD Sergeant Robert "Scrappy Bob" Rudolph directs his partner to "go ahead and kick him a few more times, it's not like anyone's watching."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24561558)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 2:52 PM
Author: cordovan brunch mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28778457)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:24 AM
Author: primrose kitchen nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249192)



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Date: October 2nd, 2024 2:18 PM
Author: Offensive rigpig ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#48155656)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:29 PM
Author: Sickened party of the first part

November 17, 1968 - NBC producer Ernie T. Rudolph, irritated at the calls already clogging his switchboard, directs his engineers: "Fuck it, game's over. Run Heidi."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24561653)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:31 PM
Author: Hideous mischievous center

This is really good bro. I am legit impressed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24561666)



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Date: December 21st, 2013 6:12 PM
Author: Glittery twinkling stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24687828)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:24 AM
Author: primrose kitchen nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249193)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:39 PM
Author: Sickened party of the first part

April 18, 1775 - Rear Admiral George Septimus Rudolph, 26-year veteran of His Majesty's Navy, dismisses his young lieutenant with a brusque "it's a church, idiot. It's always lit up."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24561715)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:43 PM
Author: Lake background story volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24561756)



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Date: June 7th, 2014 2:45 PM
Author: narrow-minded transparent crackhouse nibblets

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#25706096)



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Date: November 13th, 2014 12:03 PM
Author: Contagious opaque organic girlfriend lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26708104)



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Date: July 31st, 2020 10:58 PM
Author: Copper Bespoke Piazza Pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#40690564)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:24 AM
Author: primrose kitchen nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249194)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:52 AM
Author: Galvanic awkward hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249414)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:42 PM
Author: Ocher Spot Half-breed

July 11, 1995

Srebenica native Edin Rudolfic assures his friends that they can "stop being such scared bitches" about the advances of Mladic's army, as he has some chill Dutch buddies in town that will surely protect everyone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24561749)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 2:18 PM
Author: Sickened party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#27109862)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 9:50 PM
Author: vibrant theater stage mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32917163)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:24 AM
Author: primrose kitchen nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249196)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:46 PM
Author: Sickened party of the first part

3967 BC - Radafa hugs her sister goodbye, saying "Lot will take care of you no matter where you end up. Just promise you'll turn around and wave to me once you make it past the city walls."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24561789)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 2:51 PM
Author: cordovan brunch mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28778449)



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Date: May 9th, 2020 7:03 PM
Author: Offensive rigpig ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#40180368)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:13 AM
Author: primrose kitchen nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249068)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:25 AM
Author: primrose kitchen nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249197)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:49 PM
Author: Ocher Spot Half-breed

April 1964 - Norwegian mariner Arvid Rudolf pulls into port at Douala, Cameroon and makes a beeline for the dirtiest bathhouse in town, reasoning no one will ever possibly know if he takes a few BBCs down in Africa.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24561832)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:51 PM
Author: Sickened party of the first part

Later that night, he follows it up with a local delicacy: rare chimpanzee meat, freshly sourced from the surrounding bush.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24561843)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 1:41 AM
Author: Peach property

August 19, 1980, Gaitan DuRudolph bends forward in a Mission District bathhouse and lisps: "WRECK IT"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24571333)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 9:50 PM
Author: vibrant theater stage mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32917166)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 10:12 PM
Author: Spruce Private Investor

1 September 1914: Count Hermann von Rudolf und Mutterfickenberg, aide-de-camp to Colonel General von Kluck, messages Berlin to note he is going to send an extra 25% of the German First Army's men, on top of what was already requested, back east for service on the Russian front. "The remaining soldaten are more than enough to bring a swift end to the war in the West, and we will be marching down the Champs-Élysées in a week!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24562031)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 2:53 PM
Author: cordovan brunch mad cow disease

*puts gun in mouth*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28778465)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 10:18 PM
Author: henna theatre

this thread is overrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24562105)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 10:25 PM
Author: Ocher Spot Half-breed

(owl doodolph)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24562166)



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Date: December 4th, 2013 12:49 PM
Author: Avocado principal's office ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24565436)



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Date: December 4th, 2013 2:26 PM
Author: Emerald wild dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24566037)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 2:54 PM
Author: cordovan brunch mad cow disease

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28778469)



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Date: December 4th, 2013 2:11 PM
Author: claret field

cr, just another xo aspie dweeb circlejerk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24565949)



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Date: December 6th, 2013 12:12 PM
Author: indigo church

BEEP BEEP BEEP CONTRARIAN OPINION BEEP BEEP BEEP EDGY AND COOL BEEP BEEP BEEP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24580391)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 1:32 PM
Author: judgmental tattoo

Plz bring back this schtick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#25879481)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 12:58 AM
Author: hairless step-uncle's house idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#27107669)



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Date: November 16th, 2016 12:47 PM
Author: Sickened party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#31923688)



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Date: March 27th, 2017 2:30 PM
Author: sepia multi-colored cruise ship

reddit-style crap

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32929796)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:25 AM
Author: primrose kitchen nowag

wrong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249198)



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Date: December 4th, 2013 12:21 AM
Author: Sickened party of the first part

September 1, 1983 - John Jacob Stanton Rudolph smirks and shakes his head whimsically at the portraits of his ancestors hanging on the wall of his Manhattan apartment as he hurries out the door to JFK, en route to Seoul.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24563405)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 11:22 AM
Author: carmine incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24572968)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 9:52 PM
Author: vibrant theater stage mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32917172)



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Date: December 4th, 2013 12:26 PM
Author: Sickened party of the first part

1184 BC - Rudolppissis of Troy tells the assembled elders "well, if you assholes don't want it, I'm taking it home. Open the gates!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24565313)



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Date: December 4th, 2013 12:37 PM
Author: Glittery twinkling stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24565377)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 2:33 AM
Author: razzle insanely creepy senate feces

i'm dying

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24571734)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 10:12 AM
Author: Glittery twinkling stage

this might be my all time favorite

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24572678)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:15 AM
Author: primrose kitchen nowag

I think so too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249083)



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Date: December 11th, 2013 10:45 AM
Author: Emerald wild dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24616910)



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Date: November 13th, 2014 12:03 PM
Author: Contagious opaque organic girlfriend lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26708108)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 9:52 PM
Author: vibrant theater stage mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32917176)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 3:28 PM
Author: Offensive rigpig ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#39707580)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:15 AM
Author: primrose kitchen nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249085)



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Date: December 4th, 2013 12:59 PM
Author: Glittery twinkling stage

In 1846 Rudolph Donner, after consulting with a drunken Sioux outside a saloon, assures his companions that the California Trail takes far too long. "You guys, this redskin just told me about an old Indian trail that's soooo much quicker."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24565528)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 2:59 PM
Author: cordovan brunch mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28778506)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:15 AM
Author: primrose kitchen nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249090)



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Date: December 4th, 2013 2:07 PM
Author: marvelous parlour

Benghazi: September 11th, 2012

Diplomatic Attache, Kyle Bender Rudolph, when asked by confidant, Ambassador J. Christopher Stevens ,if they should leave through the back door where the waiting armored car was waiting, replied No, sir..just sit tight, the Marines are almost here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24565927)



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Date: December 4th, 2013 2:24 PM
Author: Orange Beady-eyed House Ape

May 18, 1980, 8:32 AM: USGS geologist Rudolph Johnston, relaxing on a secluded ridge in the Cascades, sends a fateful radio message: "VANCOUVER! VANCOUVER! This is just a minor tremor, nothing to worry about here faggots."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24566030)



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Date: December 4th, 2013 10:25 PM
Author: Ocher Spot Half-breed

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24569638)



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Date: December 4th, 2013 9:59 PM
Author: Glittery twinkling stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24569475)



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Date: December 4th, 2013 10:22 PM
Author: nighttime drunken den mediation

September 11, 2001. Ziah bin-Rudolph storms the cockpit of a plane bound for SFO from Newark. He exclaims "These pussy Americans will sit back in their seats and die, better watch out Bush. I'm coming for that ass"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24569624)



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Date: December 4th, 2013 10:25 PM
Author: Tripping depressive gas station

November 1, 2013: This cryptocurrency is a fad. No way BTC/LTC becomes mainstream

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24569637)



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Date: April 20th, 2014 1:59 PM
Author: High-end Stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#25414809)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 6:04 PM
Author: Sickened party of the first part

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#34792454)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 6:10 PM
Author: carnelian police squad forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#34792489)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:16 AM
Author: primrose kitchen nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249097)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 10:46 PM
Author: Wonderful Set Rigor

btc closed at $1,078.28 the date this was poasted. nocoiners celebrated as btc crashed later this month and went back below four figures, where it remained until 2017.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#44156061)



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Date: March 9th, 2023 8:43 PM
Author: Effete concupiscible puppy site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#46031819)



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Date: December 15th, 2024 1:49 PM
Author: chestnut frum round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#48451070)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 12:54 AM
Author: Sickened party of the first part

1928 - Taras Pyotr Rudolvschenko assures his family that "Comrade Stalin's Plan" would bring their Kharkiv farm "uninterrupted bounty."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24570990)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 3:00 PM
Author: cordovan brunch mad cow disease

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28778517)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:16 AM
Author: primrose kitchen nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249106)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 1:26 AM
Author: Sickened party of the first part

216 BC - Commodus Gaius Rudolphicanus senses the Carthaginian troops led by Hannibal are weak in the center of their lines, and gleefully presses his advantage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24571237)



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Date: December 11th, 2013 10:45 AM
Author: Emerald wild dilemma

lol i literally came here to do this exact one, well done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24616914)



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Date: December 15th, 2017 6:09 PM
Author: buck-toothed hissy fit

lmao 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#34930031)



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Date: June 5th, 2019 3:54 PM
Author: Offensive rigpig ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#38344681)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:16 AM
Author: primrose kitchen nowag

LMAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249104)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 1:28 AM
Author: chestnut frum round eye

December 7, 1941 Kermit Rudolph receives a radar operator report of a large flight of planes on their way to Pearl Harbor, and determines not to worry because those are our B-17s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24571246)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:17 AM
Author: primrose kitchen nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249110)



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Date: March 9th, 2023 8:44 PM
Author: Effete concupiscible puppy site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#46031822)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 1:46 AM
Author: Sickened party of the first part

April, 1939 - Minister de Guerre Jean Phillipe de Roudolphe gives a rousing speech to the assembled nobles at his Paris manse, emphatically declaring how "our brother Maginot's line is impenetrable and unflankable, and no Frenchman will ever surrender."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24571381)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 9:49 PM
Author: vibrant theater stage mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32917159)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: Ivory Crusty Nursing Home

June 24, 1812 - Rudolpheon Bonaparte marches his Grand Armée across the Neman River, beginning his invasion of Russia. He was overheard advising his generals "This campaign shouldn't take too long, go ahead and pack lightly. Summertime in Moscow!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24571417)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 1:53 AM
Author: Sickened party of the first part

73 - Rudolphus ben-Yair spits at the Roman soldiers hundreds of yards below, delighted that those goyim shitheads had no way of scaling Masada's walls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24571448)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 2:00 AM
Author: Ocher Spot Half-breed

October 1, 1908 -- Detroit industrialist Alexander S. Rudolph mocks Henry Ford's newest production, branding it the "Model TTT" in a press conference announcing his new investment plan: going "all in" on the steam carriage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24571515)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 2:11 AM
Author: chestnut frum round eye

Lol at model TTT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24571597)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 12:25 PM
Author: Offensive rigpig ticket booth

literally cackling/screeching with laughter at that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32913702)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 10:14 AM
Author: Glittery twinkling stage

nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24572682)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 12:05 PM
Author: Swashbuckling garnet dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32913616)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:17 AM
Author: primrose kitchen nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249116)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 2:25 AM
Author: Sickened party of the first part

950 BC (est) - Rudlakshmi Kaurava, overlooking the fields at Dharmakshetra, predicts a quick and bloodless victory for his side, once his "dumbass cousin Arjuna quits making useless small talk with that prole blue-skin charioteer."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24571686)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 9:32 AM
Author: 180 Flatulent Lettuce

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24572463)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: Sickened party of the first part

1896 - Karthik Rudopjee, columnist for the Times of India, predicts that the newfangled "water closet will indubitably replace the street as every Hindustani household's toilet of choice" within the decade.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24571699)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 9:31 AM
Author: 180 Flatulent Lettuce

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24572458)



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 1:11 PM
Author: flesh bawdyhouse crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#27610902)



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Date: March 27th, 2017 1:23 PM
Author: Offensive rigpig ticket booth

LOOOOOOOOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32929233)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:18 AM
Author: primrose kitchen nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249125)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: heady chapel associate

September, 1978: Rudolph "Pop" Herring selects Leroy Smith for the varsity squad, declaring that #23 will never amount to anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24571747)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 3:03 PM
Author: cordovan brunch mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28778541)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 2:43 AM
Author: Appetizing puce church building

August 29, 1992 -- Noted foreign terrorist Rudlfo 'Rudy' Rane, AKA 'The Rane of Terror' is confronted by former police officer John Cutter while attempting to make an escape from custody aboard a commercial jet airliner. Advised by Cutter to pick a consistent strategy in the chance game of roulette, Rane responded, "No thanks, I'm going to stick with always betting on red."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24571771)



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Date: October 19th, 2021 2:18 PM
Author: At-the-ready Lay Roommate

No bumps in almost 8 years!!!! I love this one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#43296975)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 3:31 AM
Author: Sickened party of the first part

1013 - Gunnar Rudalfarsson sleeps easy, figuring the sons and brothers of the man he killed outside last week's Althing will just "let it go."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24571883)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 9:31 AM
Author: 180 Flatulent Lettuce

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24572457)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 10:19 AM
Author: Glittery twinkling stage

1984, Stu Rudolph, General Manager of the Portland Trailblazers, argues vehemently for drafting Sam Bowie with the second pick in the draft. "You can't teach height, gentleman".



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24572701)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 10:23 AM
Author: marvelous parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24572716)



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Date: December 11th, 2013 10:42 AM
Author: Ocher Spot Half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24616892)



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Date: December 12th, 2013 8:36 PM
Author: Hideous mischievous center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24628043)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:18 AM
Author: primrose kitchen nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249124)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 10:24 AM
Author: marvelous parlour

this is going to be a thousand post thread. all of them good...because, you know, you cant teach rudolph

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24572719)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 11:03 AM
Author: Glittery twinkling stage

freeing the rudolph meme from the space limitations of thread titles has been great.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24572878)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 11:09 AM
Author: tantric lavender library

April 21, 1491 - Jose Tavares Rudolpha, advisor to King John II of Portugal, pens his recommendation to deny funding to an upstart Genoa sailor trying to find a new route to India. Reasoning that the voyage would inevitably fail, Rudolpha ends his screed "let the fool sail off the edge of the fucking world."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24572893)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 11:13 AM
Author: Glittery twinkling stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24572912)



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Date: December 6th, 2013 12:36 PM
Author: big institution boltzmann

i loved this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24580509)



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Date: December 11th, 2013 11:33 AM
Author: tantric lavender library

ty brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24617214)



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Date: June 3rd, 2014 9:57 PM
Author: Sickened party of the first part

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#25682449)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:19 AM
Author: primrose kitchen nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249129)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 11:18 AM
Author: Sickened party of the first part

1958 - Joao Gilberto do Rudolphinho, assistant manager to the Brazilian national soccer team, argues for leaving the teenaged Pele off the squad headed to Sweden, vehemently asserting that "he's just too young to make an impact this year."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24572951)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 11:20 AM
Author: 180 Flatulent Lettuce

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24572958)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 11:24 AM
Author: Glittery twinkling stage

1971 Ford Project Manager Chuck Rudolph demands extra leg room for rear passengers in the upcoming Pinto. "Listen buddy, I don't give a fuck where you have to put the gas tank, people gotta stretch out their legs!"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24572984)



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Date: December 11th, 2013 12:49 PM
Author: nighttime drunken den mediation

180

Been there and done this. Don't buy a 2017 honda civic, the crash beams will kill you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24617587)



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Date: December 12th, 2013 9:36 AM
Author: Glittery twinkling stage

really? that's terrible. my first car was a civic and i loved it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24623922)



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Date: December 12th, 2013 8:16 PM
Author: Hideous mischievous center

Excellent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24627860)



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Date: December 21st, 2013 6:11 PM
Author: Glittery twinkling stage

praise from Caesar. ty, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24687824)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:21 AM
Author: primrose kitchen nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249153)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 11:38 AM
Author: Glittery twinkling stage

1813, Lake Erie. British Commander Robert Heriot Rudolph takes a long look through his spyglass at Oliver Hazard Perry on board the USS Lawrence. "That, old chums, is the look of a man who will most certainly yield his ship".



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24573035)



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Date: October 3rd, 2014 12:30 PM
Author: Sickened party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26449755)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:22 AM
Author: primrose kitchen nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249157)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 11:39 AM
Author: Out-of-control tanning salon travel guidebook

July 15, 1999. Richard "Hitch" Rudolph emails mrsrrudolph@aol.com: "I can make Rory's wedding after all -- John-John's giving me a lift."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24573040)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 11:41 AM
Author: Glittery twinkling stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24573042)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 11:42 AM
Author: Sickened party of the first part

Approx. 9 months BC - Rudolph, the shepherd's son, tells Mary from the next village that "everyone knows you can't get pregnant your first time."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24573050)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 11:45 AM
Author: Glittery twinkling stage

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24573068)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 11:52 AM
Author: tantric lavender library

Best in class

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24573093)



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Date: December 11th, 2013 10:41 AM
Author: Ocher Spot Half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24616885)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 10:51 AM
Author: filthy grizzly hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26230265)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 3:06 PM
Author: cordovan brunch mad cow disease

I lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28778561)



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Date: December 14th, 2016 1:38 PM
Author: Irradiated walnut garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32139103)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 12:09 PM
Author: Swashbuckling garnet dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32913629)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 9:53 PM
Author: vibrant theater stage mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32917179)



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Date: March 27th, 2017 2:30 PM
Author: Soul-stirring fishy home love of her life

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32929793)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:22 AM
Author: primrose kitchen nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249172)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 11:43 AM
Author: Out-of-control tanning salon travel guidebook

From: jbrudolph@princetonreview.com

To: boardadmin@princetonreview.com

March 3, 2004, 2:52 pm

The move to VBB is a go. Who cares if some assholes think it sucks? What are those stupid faggots going to do about it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24573059)



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Date: December 11th, 2013 10:41 AM
Author: Ocher Spot Half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24616883)



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Date: December 11th, 2013 12:54 PM
Author: Black doobsian black woman elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24617611)



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Date: June 30th, 2014 1:08 AM
Author: Galvanic awkward hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#25842638)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 10:50 AM
Author: filthy grizzly hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26230260)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 11:46 AM
Author: Sickened party of the first part

Approx. 3 months BC - Rudolph the shepherd's son high-tails it for Gilead to avoid paying child support, figuring that "nobody will ever believe that dumb cunt's explanation."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24573072)



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Date: December 18th, 2013 6:58 PM
Author: lemon mind-boggling yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24669132)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 11:48 AM
Author: Out-of-control tanning salon travel guidebook

April 7, 1952

Attn: Philip B. Perelman

Listen, Phil, stop being such a faggot and just sign the fucking seizure order. Those hairless pussies will roll over and kiss your ass just like they did for FDR. And even if they try some faggot shit, the Supreme Court's got our back.

- Harry R. Truman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24573080)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 11:55 AM
Author: Sickened party of the first part

Mid-October, 1941 - Imperial Navy Commander Rudoroshito Takashi shares his initial plan for a surprise attack on Pearl Harbor, boasting confidently to his superiors that "it will knock the Americans out of the Pacific permanently."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24573105)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 11:57 AM
Author: marvelous parlour

1996: somewhere in North Carolina

After finishing his masterpiece, a ball-bearing filled backpack filled with plastic explosive, Eric Robert Rudolph turned to his reflection in the mirror and smugly confided. I will set back gay-rights for decades.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24573119)



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Date: December 11th, 2013 10:40 AM
Author: Ocher Spot Half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24616880)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 10:47 AM
Author: nighttime drunken den mediation

Criminally underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26230251)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 12:10 PM
Author: Swashbuckling garnet dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32913633)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:24 AM
Author: primrose kitchen nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249188)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 12:06 PM
Author: Sickened party of the first part

August 1996 - Unaware that he was pursuing his distant cousin, FBI Special Agent John Rudolph Maynes gave a press conference, telling the assembled reporters that the "Centennial Olympic Park bombing was Rudolph's last. He can't hold out in the forest for long, and we'll have him in custody in a matter of hours."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24573161)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 12:11 PM
Author: Glittery twinkling stage

1787, Paris. Rudloph Jefferson listens carefully to Sally Hemings' description of how slaves prevent unwanted pregnancy by eating collard greens and herbs. "Sounds like you've got it covered---now get over here, you saucy negress."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24573176)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 12:32 PM
Author: Out-of-control tanning salon travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24573291)



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Date: June 30th, 2014 1:26 AM
Author: Galvanic awkward hairy legs

180 for collard greens

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#25842706)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 1:37 PM
Author: sooty titillating heaven

1908 - Rudolph Feuerbach, reviewing more applications for the Academy of Fine Arts in Vienna, scoffs at the familiar name before him. "This Hitler chap has no drive, vision, or passion. Tell him to go back to Germany. Maybe someone there will find a use for him."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24573675)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 6:23 PM
Author: Glittery twinkling stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24575536)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 9:03 PM
Author: Sickened party of the first part

1273 - Te Puna Rudaupai stays on Hawaiki, telling his neighbors they would "just get lost, as there's nothing out there but ocean."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24576658)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 9:06 PM
Author: Sickened party of the first part

206 BC - Ruddlepplu-dai, Mongol warlord, prepares to take Beijing by infantry, telling his troops that "nothing is stopping us from just walking all the way there."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24576691)



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Date: December 6th, 2013 12:19 PM
Author: 180 Flatulent Lettuce

R O F L

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24580427)



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Date: December 6th, 2013 12:32 PM
Author: marvelous parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24580493)



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Date: December 6th, 2013 4:13 PM
Author: Glittery twinkling stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24581962)



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Date: June 30th, 2014 1:06 AM
Author: Galvanic awkward hairy legs

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#25842623)



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Date: December 14th, 2016 1:40 PM
Author: Irradiated walnut garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32139127)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:26 AM
Author: primrose kitchen nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249203)



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Date: December 6th, 2013 12:35 PM
Author: cruel-hearted school cafeteria double fault

79 A.D.- Rudolphy the elder looks to the sky in pompeii and remarks "Thats just some faggot ash, I'm staying right where I am." And he did. Forever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24580505)



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Date: December 6th, 2013 12:58 PM
Author: Glittery twinkling stage

1593 Playwright Marlowe Rudolph is enjoying an evening of drinking and camraderie in south London. The evening takes an unpleasant turn when the bill, including an automatic 20% gratuity,is presented. "We'll see about this!" he thunders as he draws a dagger from his pocket.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24580588)



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Date: December 7th, 2013 12:15 AM
Author: Sickened party of the first part

1481 - Miguel Hector Alvares de Rudolfa, Andalusian Jew, opens his door expecting the Spanish Inquisition.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24585337)



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Date: December 7th, 2013 12:20 AM
Author: Sickened party of the first part

1767 - Olamilekan Mbrudolph, carefree Yoruba tribesman, whistles in happiness at his general freedom on his way to "go see what those white savages want."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24585382)



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Date: December 10th, 2013 7:48 PM
Author: Glittery twinkling stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24613148)



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Date: December 10th, 2013 11:11 PM
Author: arousing brass milk

The Family Rudolph is shockingly illustrious. Somehow their tentacles get into everything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24614670)



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Date: December 11th, 2013 11:05 AM
Author: Emerald wild dilemma

June 20, 1815 - Marquis de La Rudolph receives a semaphore transmission from Nathan Rothschild of London, advising that Rothschild would purchase the Marquis's massive positions in British government consols at a slight discount to their then-market. The Marquis, laughing, and confident of Bonaparte's inevitable victory over the British at Waterloo due to the auspicious augury of a crow flying through his window, sends word by pigeon and draws up the bill of sale.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24617045)



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Date: December 11th, 2013 11:24 AM
Author: claret field

(antisemite)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24617160)



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Date: December 11th, 2013 11:25 AM
Author: Glittery twinkling stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24617163)



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Date: December 11th, 2013 12:30 PM
Author: Out-of-control tanning salon travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24617497)



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Date: December 11th, 2013 11:25 AM
Author: Emerald wild dilemma

April 26, 1986 -- Rudolphka is asked by his comrades to play an impromptu game of "potato," as all of the boys at the plant were wont to do at lunchtime. (The game involved taking a potato and throwing it at one another until one person was hit -- that person would then take a shot of vodka, and the game would resume.) He initially declines, saying that Boris was home from work today tending to his ill daughter, and that no one would be there to monitor the turbine temperatures. His friends goad him, and Rudolphka, shrugging, figures it'll be fine and leave to play.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24617166)



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Date: December 11th, 2013 12:31 PM
Author: Out-of-control tanning salon travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24617498)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 3:32 PM
Author: Offensive rigpig ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#39707606)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:27 AM
Author: primrose kitchen nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249210)



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Date: December 11th, 2013 11:46 AM
Author: Emerald wild dilemma

Rudolphiokus of Macedon, the swineherd, 630 BC, to his friend Diogenes the shepherd: "Look. The kid's full of shit. There wasn't a wolf before, and there isn't one now. Your sheep are fine. Relax."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24617261)



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Date: December 12th, 2013 9:42 AM
Author: Glittery twinkling stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24623939)



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Date: May 9th, 2020 7:03 PM
Author: Offensive rigpig ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#40180371)



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Date: December 11th, 2013 12:25 PM
Author: Sickened party of the first part

25 Kislev, 2 BC: Judean rebel David ben Rudolph laughs at his Maccabeean compatriots, wondering how that idiot Judah expected to reanoint the Temple with a pot of oil that would clearly only last the night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24617474)



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Date: December 18th, 2013 2:44 PM
Author: Glittery twinkling stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24667525)



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Date: December 14th, 2013 6:35 PM
Author: arousing brass milk

1946: Louis Rudolph Slotin tells Enrico Fermi, "Stop trying to get in the way of research. Tickling the dragon's tail is safe. My hand never slips."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24640765)



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Date: December 18th, 2013 2:50 PM
Author: Mahogany menage toilet seat

399 BC: the Athenian counsel assigned public defender Rudolphicles to the city-state's 3rd superseding indictment charging Socrates with corrupting the youth. He advised the defendant "look, no way can we win this thing with witnesses, just apologize, say you're a gadlfy etc. etc. and we'll be out of here at noon and meetup at Gorgias' house for mead and sodomy."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24667560)



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Date: December 18th, 2013 3:44 PM
Author: Glittery twinkling stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24667889)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:31 AM
Author: Adventurous Shimmering Location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#27602268)



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Date: December 18th, 2013 3:35 PM
Author: floppy boiling water

1944 - Pvt. Rudolph Slovik: "Now seems like a good time for some R & R!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24667824)



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Date: January 26th, 2014 6:54 PM
Author: Glittery twinkling stage

I'm bumping to implore the OP to grace us with some more of these vignettes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24900875)



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Date: January 26th, 2014 7:06 PM
Author: Thirsty whorehouse

you are such a bitch lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24900929)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 3:26 PM
Author: cordovan brunch mad cow disease

Be careful not to cut yourself on that edge friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28778674)



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Date: April 19th, 2014 3:08 PM
Author: Sickened party of the first part

1854 - Capt. George Rudolph Yorkesmythe, 4th Earl of Lancaster, assures Maj. Gen. James Brudenell, 7th Earl of Cardigan, that Lord Raglan's orders were to "commence a full-frontal assault with the Light Brigade."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#25409438)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 3:27 PM
Author: cordovan brunch mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28778685)



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Date: April 19th, 2014 3:14 PM
Author: Sickened party of the first part

2567 BCE - Egyptian engineer Rudlotep demands a more modern, square-roofed look for Pharaoh Khufu's eventual resting place, asserting that "this faggy pointy-top pyramid thing will never stand the test of time."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#25409464)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 3:26 PM
Author: cordovan brunch mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28778679)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 9:55 PM
Author: vibrant theater stage mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32917191)



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Date: October 2nd, 2024 2:18 PM
Author: Offensive rigpig ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#48155658)



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Date: April 19th, 2014 3:29 PM
Author: Sickened party of the first part

1914 - Yugo-Slav nationalist Zivojin Rudalfjovic presses a .380 pistol into Gavrilo Princip's hand, telling his young compatriot that the upcoming actions would ensure a long peace and prosperity for the Balkans.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#25409535)



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Date: April 20th, 2014 1:57 PM
Author: Fluffy Insane Personal Credit Line Mental Disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#25414792)



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Date: April 20th, 2014 1:40 PM
Author: Sickened party of the first part

768 - Jafarudolf, Persian vizier, counsels his daughter to "make her stories short and finish them each night, so the King may fall into slumber satisfied."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#25414710)



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Date: August 20th, 2014 3:26 PM
Author: Glittery twinkling stage

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26170195)



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Date: October 2nd, 2014 3:49 AM
Author: Ocher Spot Half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26441742)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:29 AM
Author: primrose kitchen nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249223)



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Date: April 20th, 2014 1:52 PM
Author: Sickened party of the first part

597 BCE - Reudop, Thracian slave, puts the finishing touches on his prized moralistic short story, in which a wealthy grasshopper is able to gain food for the winter through successful and relatively easy commodity market manipulation, extracting rents from those faggot prole ants.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#25414768)



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Date: August 20th, 2014 3:27 PM
Author: Glittery twinkling stage

180 for 'Reudop'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26170198)



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Date: June 3rd, 2014 6:57 PM
Author: Self-centered office stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#25681359)



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Date: June 30th, 2014 1:05 AM
Author: Racy Pale Sweet Tailpipe Telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#25842615)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 1:24 PM
Author: Sickened party of the first part

July 5, 2014 - Rudolph, temporarily aghast at the realization that he has wasted ten years of his life poasting on AutoAdmit, poetically vows that this time really, truly is the last.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#25879434)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 3:28 PM
Author: cordovan brunch mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28778697)



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Date: August 16th, 2014 12:07 PM
Author: Racy Pale Sweet Tailpipe Telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26140195)



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Date: August 16th, 2014 12:16 PM
Author: Hideous mischievous center

I reiterate that this is an excellent thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26140238)



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Date: August 20th, 2014 3:21 PM
Author: Glittery twinkling stage

TCR. Maybe one of my all-time favorites.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26170164)



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Date: August 20th, 2014 3:38 PM
Author: Diverse hell electric furnace

June 15th 1947

Rudolphdas Gandhi writes to Pandit Nehru "Give Jinnah whatever he wants. How bad can a Pakistan next door be?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26170263)



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Date: October 2nd, 2014 3:31 AM
Author: Sickened party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26441706)



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Date: August 20th, 2014 3:48 PM
Author: Glittery twinkling stage

Paul George's agent, Jamal Rudolph, tells his client "There's no greater honor than representing the USA, even if it's not an Olympic year."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26170345)



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Date: October 2nd, 2014 4:03 AM
Author: insecure fat ankles indian lodge

this the shit i like

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26441775)



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Date: October 2nd, 2014 4:37 AM
Author: aromatic alcoholic doctorate space

August 6, 1945 - Taiki Rudorufu steps off the train from Osaka, bags in hand and family in tow. “We have a very bright future ahead of us here” he tells his wife Juria, a slight grin on his face as he tallies up his debts in Osaka. “Good luck collecting now, faggots” he chuckles to himself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26441837)



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Date: October 2nd, 2014 4:44 AM
Author: aromatic alcoholic doctorate space

August 9, 1945 - Hiroshi Rudorufu receives a phone call, informing him of the death of his brother. “I told that faggot to stay put!” Hiroshi yells. “I’ll be dammed if I make such a stupid mistake” he tells his wife Bokkusu, before leaving for the horse races.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26441868)



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Date: October 2nd, 2014 10:29 AM
Author: Glittery twinkling stage

love the sibling angle here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26442417)



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Date: October 2nd, 2014 11:03 AM
Author: Sickened party of the first part

Sibling angle is great, but he should edit to write the Rudolph names in the Japanese style: Rudorofu Hiroshi, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26442584)



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Date: October 2nd, 2014 11:57 AM
Author: Glittery twinkling stage

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26442846)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:33 AM
Author: primrose kitchen nowag

both are 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249266)



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Date: October 2nd, 2014 11:14 AM
Author: Sickened party of the first part

Approx. 65 million years BCE - Rudplodocus shrugs at the sight of the massive asteroid approaching Earth, adjusts his 15 ton bulk to better catch the remaining sunlight, and continues to lazily graze near the river.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26442624)



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Date: October 2nd, 2014 11:58 AM
Author: Glittery twinkling stage

nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26442847)



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Date: October 2nd, 2014 12:14 PM
Author: Sickened party of the first part

Approx. 2 million years BCE - Homo rudolfensis gnaws on a tuber near modern-day Lake Tanzania, pausing to laugh at his idiot neighbors for wasting time trying to sharpen rocks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26442934)



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Date: October 2nd, 2014 12:34 PM
Author: Glittery twinkling stage

i like "Homo rudolfensis"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26443021)



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Date: October 2nd, 2014 4:13 PM
Author: Sickened party of the first part

LOL. brother, I was going to make this one about homo rudolphis mocking his circa 6 million BCE compatriots for trying to "balance on their hind legs," but when I looked up the timeframe I learned that homo rudolfensis IS REAL, existed in East Africa 2 million years ago, and died out - possibly from not adopting stone tools unlike its cousin homo habilis despite rudolfensis' larger brains. NOT FLAME.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26444231)



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Date: October 2nd, 2014 4:40 PM
Author: Glittery twinkling stage

lol, 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26444354)



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Date: October 2nd, 2014 8:15 PM
Author: fantasy-prone aphrodisiac public bath son of senegal

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26445432)



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Date: October 3rd, 2014 3:42 AM
Author: Racy Pale Sweet Tailpipe Telephone

180 find

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26448296)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 12:38 AM
Author: Painfully honest national

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#27107567)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 12:59 AM
Author: Ocher Spot Half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#27107672)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 1:03 AM
Author: cracking theater

180 holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#27107692)



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Date: August 9th, 2015 12:26 PM
Author: Out-of-control tanning salon travel guidebook

Best "life imitates xo" of all time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28513253)



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Date: August 10th, 2015 10:10 AM
Author: comical obsidian death wish hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28519739)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 2:44 PM
Author: provocative shaky brethren

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28778387)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 4:29 PM
Author: Hideous mischievous center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#31698845)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 6:07 PM
Author: provocative shaky brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#34792476)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 1:20 PM
Author: Lascivious shitlib philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#31715641)



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Date: December 14th, 2016 1:44 PM
Author: Irradiated walnut garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32139154)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 12:18 PM
Author: Swashbuckling garnet dysfunction

180 simglitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32913673)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 2:00 PM
Author: Offensive rigpig ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32914285)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 9:18 PM
Author: Umber cheese-eating stag film sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32916957)



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Date: March 27th, 2017 2:18 PM
Author: Bright supple area dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32929720)



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Date: April 21st, 2019 2:37 PM
Author: irate olive new version

180. Rudolph pwnage evolutionarily confirmed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#38119723)



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Date: May 15th, 2019 10:27 AM
Author: Sickened party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#38237806)



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Date: June 5th, 2019 3:53 PM
Author: autistic laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#38344678)



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Date: March 5th, 2020 3:35 PM
Author: bronze exhilarant temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#39701803)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 3:32 PM
Author: Offensive rigpig ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#39707609)



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Date: July 31st, 2020 11:01 PM
Author: Copper Bespoke Piazza Pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#40690572)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:34 AM
Author: primrose kitchen nowag

LMFAO this may be the best one yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249276)



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Date: December 26th, 2020 2:57 PM
Author: Copper Bespoke Piazza Pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41619386)



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Date: March 9th, 2021 3:56 PM
Author: Wonderful Set Rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#42075659)



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Date: October 19th, 2021 2:14 PM
Author: Wonderful Set Rigor

this is like the third time this poast has made me little tear up laughing irl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#43296958)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 10:39 PM
Author: hairraiser wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#44156023)



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Date: November 8th, 2022 12:04 AM
Author: 180 Flatulent Lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#45454729)



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Date: February 19th, 2023 9:39 AM
Author: Deranged Razzmatazz Rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#45953756)



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Date: October 2nd, 2024 4:42 PM
Author: learning disabled dun school cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#48156261)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:34 AM
Author: primrose kitchen nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249269)



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Date: October 2nd, 2014 5:24 PM
Author: Sickened party of the first part

753 BC - Rodilius, construction foreman on the new urban infrastructure project, assures Romulus and Remus that work "should be substantially completed by the end of the day."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26444588)



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Date: October 16th, 2014 12:32 PM
Author: Glittery twinkling stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26527661)



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Date: April 16th, 2017 2:25 PM
Author: Offensive rigpig ticket booth

REALLY underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#33086570)



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Date: October 3rd, 2014 3:23 AM
Author: Sickened party of the first part

November 2, 1948 - Thomas K. Rudolph, assistant managing editor of the Chicago Tribune, chuckles as he leafs through the Gallup poll results, satisfied that "no shithead Missouri dirt farmer" would disrupt the next morning's headline.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26448258)



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Date: August 6th, 2015 12:45 PM
Author: Adventurous Shimmering Location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28490958)



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Date: October 4th, 2014 10:27 PM
Author: Racy Pale Sweet Tailpipe Telephone

http://imgon.net/di-3DX4.gif

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26457951)



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Date: October 16th, 2014 12:22 PM
Author: Adventurous Shimmering Location

July 21st, 1959: Comfortably wearing a pink angora sweater, Edward D. Rudolph, Jr. sits back and imagines the money his sci-fi/horror epic will bring in at the box office.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26527583)



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Date: October 16th, 2014 12:31 PM
Author: Glittery twinkling stage

lol. great moniker, btw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26527656)



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Date: October 16th, 2014 12:32 PM
Author: Adventurous Shimmering Location

TYTY. Yours has always given me joy as well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26527663)



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Date: October 16th, 2014 12:38 PM
Author: Glittery twinkling stage

ty, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26527702)



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Date: October 16th, 2014 12:37 PM
Author: Glittery twinkling stage

2014. Jean Cluade Rudolph, a junior official from Belgium working for the WHO in Africa, uses a series of glottal clicks to communicate to the natives that the high protein content, ready availability, and relative safety of bushmeat makes it a nutritious and economical dietary supplement.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26527697)



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Date: October 16th, 2014 12:38 PM
Author: Adventurous Shimmering Location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26527709)



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Date: August 19th, 2016 1:00 PM
Author: 180 Flatulent Lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#31222790)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 12:20 PM
Author: Swashbuckling garnet dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32913679)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:35 AM
Author: primrose kitchen nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249283)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 3:16 PM
Author: Sickened party of the first part

December 1, 2014 - Rudolph again swears he can go cold turkey, penning another heartfelt goodbye poast to the legions of misfits that mock his every wager.

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&mc=268&forum_id=2#25879434

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26872121)



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Date: April 10th, 2015 12:14 PM
Author: Sickened party of the first part

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#27664301)



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Date: February 28th, 2016 3:02 PM
Author: Sickened party of the first part

lol again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#29936769)



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Date: July 13th, 2020 3:55 PM
Author: Sickened party of the first part

lol again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#40600788)



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Date: August 20th, 2020 2:22 PM
Author: Sickened party of the first part

yup

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#40785320)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:35 AM
Author: primrose kitchen nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249286)



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Date: January 20th, 2021 2:47 PM
Author: Sickened party of the first part

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4744557&mc=27&forum_id=2

jesus fucking christ, again? rudolph, give your fucking balls a tug and just accept that you really like it here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41792299)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 12:14 AM
Author: Sickened party of the first part

January 2, 2015 - University of Oregon defensive line coach Rudolph Aiken draws up a scheme for the National Championship Game heavy on pass coverage, reasoning that his front four would "easily stand their own" against Ohio State's offensive line.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#27107438)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 3:32 PM
Author: cordovan brunch mad cow disease

I lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28778714)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 1:59 AM
Author: Sickened party of the first part

November 10, 1975 - National Weather Service forecaster John H. McRudolph radios "all clear on the downbound route" to the Duluth/Superior shipping fleet, confident his models were overstating the severity of the approaching storm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#27107938)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 2:06 AM
Author: Sickened party of the first part

June 16, 1551 - Edmunde Foullon de Rudolphe, royal advisor to the House of Valois, assures King Henri II that participation in the upcoming tournament is "necessary to sow the strong image that will reap years of healthy rule."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#27107963)



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Date: February 10th, 2015 12:04 PM
Author: Glittery twinkling stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#27286023)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 2:39 PM
Author: Medicated Charismatic Friendly Grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28778363)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 2:05 PM
Author: Sickened party of the first part

September 1900 - Samuel Bartlett Rudolph, attorney to Thomas "Black Jack" Ketchum, reassures his client that "nobody is going to hang you just for stopping an engine."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#27109805)



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Date: February 4th, 2015 1:30 PM
Author: big institution boltzmann

February 1, 2015 - Seattle Seahawks Head Coach Rudolph Carroll spurns Darrell Bevell's suggestion to ride Marshawn Lynch on a 1-yard draw to a second straight Super Bowl title, instead favoring a quick slant into the end zone, arguing that "worst case, it's an incomplete pass and we'll still have our final timeout in order to run Lynch on 3rd and 4th downs."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#27248523)



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Date: February 10th, 2015 12:05 PM
Author: Glittery twinkling stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#27286030)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 11:31 PM
Author: Ocher Spot Half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#27599637)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:30 AM
Author: Adventurous Shimmering Location

September 17, 1944: Lieutenant-General Rudolph Horrocks tells his men of the XXX Corps to stop for afternoon tea. "We have the time," he says. "I'm sure the airborne forces haven't met with complications at Arnhem."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#27602266)



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Date: August 5th, 2015 5:34 PM
Author: big institution boltzmann

June 12, 1981: Harvey Rudolph, M.D. and board-certified dermatologist, was examining a 15 year old female. Upon seeing a mole on her upper lip, he noted to her mother that "while I'm not particularly worried that it may become skin cancer, it's better to be safe than sorry. And in any case, your daughter Cindy will almost surely be glad that it was removed, you know, for aesthetic purposes."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28485709)



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Date: August 6th, 2015 11:12 AM
Author: Red Multi-billionaire

Cot damn. Cindy Crawford is almost 50?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28490336)



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Date: August 6th, 2015 11:12 AM
Author: Red Multi-billionaire

August 6, 1945: Ching Chong Rudolph in Hiroshima, Japan. Hey, check out that pretty falling star.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28490339)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 3:34 PM
Author: cordovan brunch mad cow disease

okay, I lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28778723)



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Date: April 3rd, 2016 12:52 PM
Author: bonkers degenerate native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#30193710)



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Date: August 6th, 2015 12:43 PM
Author: Adventurous Shimmering Location

December 6, 1969--After being turned away from the stage by The Rolling Stones' security, Rudolph Hunter grabs his revolver and heads back, because "those pansies will know who's boss now."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28490951)



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Date: August 6th, 2015 12:45 PM
Author: Red Multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28490957)



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Date: August 7th, 2015 8:14 PM
Author: iridescent locale

1978 -- New York Giants offensive coordinator Antonio Rudolph rebuffs quarterback Joe Piscarik's offer to kneel to run out the clock, saying "Don't be a pussy; give the ball to Csonka and tell him to run over that faggot Edwards!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28504056)



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Date: August 10th, 2015 9:32 AM
Author: Red Multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28519631)



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Date: August 10th, 2015 9:35 AM
Author: Red Multi-billionaire

November 20, 1960 -- Frank Rudolph Gifford in the huddle: THROW ME THE BALL! That faggot Chuck Bednarik is slow. I've been beating him like a drum all day. RIP.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28519637)



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Date: December 14th, 2016 1:31 PM
Author: Effete concupiscible puppy site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32139027)



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Date: October 20th, 2015 12:04 PM
Author: Sickened party of the first part

August 2006 - Convinced her alcohol problems were "just a phase," music industry manager Mark Rudolph helps client Amy Winehouse pen a catchy retort to his colleagues "trying to make her go to rehab."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#29005857)



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Date: October 20th, 2015 12:09 PM
Author: big institution boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#29005883)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:06 PM
Author: excitant magenta kitty cat

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#29695310)



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Date: February 28th, 2016 3:25 PM
Author: big-titted citrine business firm

July 14, 2015: During a meeting to discuss campaign strategy, Steven Rudolph Jr. assures Jeb Bush that Donald Trump's unexpected surge in the polls could only be a good thing for the campaign and should be allowed to play out.

"Don't worry, our fundamentals are far better than Trump's," he says, while opening a Five-Hour Energy for another late night of work. "Besides, other than immigration, what can he even attack us on?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#29936927)



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Date: April 3rd, 2016 12:46 PM
Author: 180 Flatulent Lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#30193671)



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Date: September 23rd, 2016 11:25 AM
Author: Sickened party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#31474025)



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Date: November 2nd, 2016 12:04 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#31780893)



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Date: December 13th, 2016 12:17 PM
Author: Sickened party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32129502)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:37 AM
Author: primrose kitchen nowag

LMAO 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249307)



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Date: April 3rd, 2016 12:51 PM
Author: 180 Flatulent Lettuce

December 13th, 1963 New Bedford, Mass.

Rudolph Hathaway, several years after receiving stock in the Berkshire Hathaway Textile company after his family's mill was acquired, decides to dispose of his entire stake, amounting to 3% of the outstanding shares, on the open marketplace at $19.50.

When questioned by his broker, Hathaway cited that he was uncomfortable with the recent change in the management of the company and that he was skeptical of the new leadership's attempt to diversify into the life insurance business: "What's this failing textile company gonna do in the long term? That new young Buffett guy who just took it over is probably gonna run it into the ground - he doesn't even have experience in the rag trade!!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#30193696)



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Date: November 2nd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#31780903)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 9:58 PM
Author: vibrant theater stage mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32917200)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:38 AM
Author: primrose kitchen nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249317)



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Date: September 14th, 2016 11:03 AM
Author: motley plaza really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#31404625)



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Date: September 23rd, 2016 2:11 AM
Author: Sickened party of the first part

New England 27, Houston 0

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#31472661)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 4:28 PM
Author: Hideous mischievous center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#31698841)



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Date: November 3rd, 2016 1:15 AM
Author: Charcoal ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#31791598)



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Date: November 15th, 2016 8:12 PM
Author: Sickened party of the first part

November 4, 2016 - Clinton campaign field office manager Jeff Rudolph contentedly sips a latte in his Philadelphia operations center, the latest polls affirming that his white Rust Belt audience considered racism and misogyny a more compelling message than their own economic wellbeing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#31918493)



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Date: November 15th, 2016 8:17 PM
Author: Sickened party of the first part

November 6, 2016 - Staffer JaMichael K. Rudolph of the Detroit field office issues his own report to his superiors at the HRC campaign, stating that black turnout in Michigan's inner cities would be high enough for Clinton to carry the state.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#31918535)



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Date: December 13th, 2016 8:43 PM
Author: Out-of-control tanning salon travel guidebook

November 9, 2016. Venkatesh Ponnurudolph, the ADA project chief programmer, schedules a series of post-election interviews with the tech press explaining how "big data made Hillary's smart campaign invincible."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32133335)



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Date: December 13th, 2016 9:02 PM
Author: Sickened party of the first part

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32133485)



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Date: December 14th, 2016 1:28 PM
Author: zombie-like corner legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32139002)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 11:29 AM
Author: Adventurous Shimmering Location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32913487)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:38 AM
Author: primrose kitchen nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249323)



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Date: October 19th, 2021 2:16 PM
Author: Wonderful Set Rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#43296971)



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Date: November 17th, 2016 11:07 PM
Author: Out-of-control tanning salon travel guidebook

From: Senator Harry Reidolph

To: hilldawg@wjcoffice.com

For fuck's sake, Hill, stop worrying about this filibuster shit. It's gone and those Republican dorks are toast for at least one more presidential cycle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#31937712)



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Date: January 26th, 2017 11:29 AM
Author: Talented gaped shrine

122 AD: Senator Rudolph irate that Roman taxes will pay for Hadrian's wall, maintains it's an engineering impossibility that the barbarians won't respect anyway. Opines behind closed doors that Hadrian just hasn't met the right woman yet and once he does he'll chill the fuck out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32464102)



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Date: March 16th, 2017 1:36 PM
Author: Ocher Spot Half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32844191)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 11:31 AM
Author: Adventurous Shimmering Location

March 23, 2017: Republican Congressman Rudolph 'Rudy' Haveril of Arizona expresses his 'unqualified support' for his party's healthcare reform proposal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32913495)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 12:26 PM
Author: Offensive rigpig ticket booth

this entire thread is an uninflated 180, holy fuck

shit like this is why i still come back to this boart

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32913711)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 12:35 PM
Author: Ocher Spot Half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32913748)



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Date: March 27th, 2017 1:24 PM
Author: Hideous mischievous center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32929245)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:39 AM
Author: primrose kitchen nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249327)



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Date: March 27th, 2017 1:32 PM
Author: nighttime drunken den mediation

Palaeopharsalos, Greece, 48 BCE.

After months of sporadic clashes with the forces of one Gaius Julius Caesar, the army of Gnaeus Pompeius Rudolfus has them surrounded and cut off from supplies. Although they have nearly four times as many troops and could easily wait for the rebels to starve, Rudolfus listens to the advice of his fellow senators that he should mop them up so they can all return to Rome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32929306)



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Date: October 3rd, 2019 6:23 PM
Author: Offensive rigpig ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#38925622)



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Date: March 27th, 2017 2:30 PM
Author: sepia multi-colored cruise ship

REDDITALERT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32929797)



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Date: September 4th, 2017 9:55 AM
Author: dashing turquoise cuck community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#34134127)



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Date: April 15th, 2017 1:31 PM
Author: Sickened party of the first part

May 29, 1830 - Rudoquoyah, Cherokee tribesman, passionately voices his support for negotiating with the state of Georgia over the tribe's land, asking rhetorically "What do you think the white savages will do - forcibly march us beyond the West?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#33080020)



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Date: April 15th, 2017 1:47 PM
Author: Sickened party of the first part

June 25, 1876: Thathanka Rudolanhpa (Wagers-With-Heavens), Hunkpapa scout for the 7th Cavalry Regiment, informs General George Armstrong Custer that the Sioux encampment at Little Bighorn "can't be more than 800 braves, and the Greasy Grass hill is the perfect high ground to mount an attack."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#33080111)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 6:02 PM
Author: Sickened party of the first part

May 22, 2010 - Papa John's delivery boy Albert Einstein Rudolph audibly scoffs at his customer's suggestion of taking a tip in Bitcoin, preferring hard currency he could spend on beer to some faggy magic internet beans.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#34792443)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 6:04 PM
Author: carnelian police squad forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#34792453)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 6:11 PM
Author: carnelian police squad forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#34792490)



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Date: December 15th, 2017 3:15 PM
Author: buck-toothed hissy fit

636 A.D. General Rodolphius of the Eastern Roman Empire ignores pleas to defend the Syrian borders and reports to Emperor Heraclius that everything is fine since they defeated Luis's army and dismisses the Arab army invading as "a bunch of weird dorks"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#34928533)



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Date: December 15th, 2017 3:16 PM
Author: buck-toothed hissy fit

1895: Italian General Rodolfo Faggieri reports there is "no way in hell" they need reinforcements against "a bunch of niggers in loinclothes" in Abyssinia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#34928542)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:39 AM
Author: primrose kitchen nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249329)



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Date: December 15th, 2017 3:19 PM
Author: buck-toothed hissy fit

1941: Soviet spy Rodzianko aka "Rudolph" reports to Stalin that there is a better chance of Britain surrendering than Hitler invading the USSR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#34928555)



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Date: December 15th, 2017 3:21 PM
Author: buck-toothed hissy fit

1984 Portland Trail Blazers Draft Room, a scout by name of Rudolph states: "This jordan fag is a twink. What we NEED is a center down low that can punish defenders!"

2007 Portland Trail Blazers Draft Room: Special Assistant to the GM Rudolph Jr.: "This Durant kid is a twink. What we NEED is a center down low that can punish defenders!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#34928579)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:39 AM
Author: primrose kitchen nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249332)



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Date: December 15th, 2017 6:14 PM
Author: buck-toothed hissy fit

1218 AD: The Emperor of the Khwarezmid Empire, Al-Ruudolf Muhammad II sees the NOWAG envoys from some TTT Nomadic tribes sent to "trade" with them. Seeing that they're jsut TTT Nowag NOMADS reeking of goat milk, he kills some of the and insults them by shaving their beards and calls them NOWAGS and sends them back to their khan, with some weird chink name like CHINKGIS or some shit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#34930062)



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Date: December 15th, 2017 6:18 PM
Author: buck-toothed hissy fit

November 8, 1989, East Berlin. Rudolph Schmidt, tired of his life in communist East Germany, tries to cross the border into West Berlin and gets shot by the guards. The next day, the Wall falls

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#34930081)



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Date: August 16th, 2018 4:22 PM
Author: laughsome territorial sneaky criminal casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#36628193)



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Date: March 29th, 2018 12:40 PM
Author: Offensive rigpig ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#35716699)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 6:21 AM
Author: confused startling



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#35922936)



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Date: May 11th, 2018 2:13 AM
Author: vibrant theater stage mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#36027978)



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Date: April 21st, 2019 2:45 PM
Author: Sickened party of the first part

May 18, 2011 - French statesman Henri Depussy-Rudolphe audibly scoffs at a Paris street preacher's warning that "Notre Dame herself will burn with shame at her country's acceptance of these invaders," farting silently on the man as he passes towards his office to finish drafting a proposal to assist the assimilation of Muslim refugees.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#38119754)



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Date: April 21st, 2019 4:02 PM
Author: Nubile potus

August 3, 2016: Hillary Rudolph Clinton assures her husband that "Wisconsin is a lock — we don't need to campaign there."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#38120012)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:50 PM
Author: Sickened party of the first part

June 1779 - Rudesino Tilly, Spanish artillery master, assures his leader Martin Alvarez de Sotomayor that Gibraltar will take no time at all to fall before their fleet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#38335885)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:51 PM
Author: Sickened party of the first part

A/N - in another sim glitch, the names are 100% real.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#38335894)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 11:25 AM
Author: Fluffy Insane Personal Credit Line Mental Disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#38674633)



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Date: October 3rd, 2019 6:22 PM
Author: Hideous mischievous center

Still an excellent thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#38925619)



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Date: October 6th, 2019 8:23 PM
Author: Sickened party of the first part

well, that kills it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#38939056)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 2:42 PM
Author: Offensive rigpig ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#39707324)



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Date: January 2nd, 2020 2:05 PM
Author: Offensive rigpig ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#39365278)



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Date: March 5th, 2020 3:32 PM
Author: Buff

February 1, 2020 - CDC's Dr. Messonnier-Rodolphe rebukes alarmist reports on the novel virus, stating "China's coronavirus is unlikely to cross the oceans so we see a low probability of community spread. There is no need for sending out test kits at the moment."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#39701794)



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Date: March 29th, 2020 8:40 PM
Author: frozen headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#39895028)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 2:42 PM
Author: Offensive rigpig ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#39707322)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 3:31 PM
Author: Medicated Charismatic Friendly Grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#39707599)



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Date: March 10th, 2020 1:25 AM
Author: chestnut frum round eye

January 20, 1347 Kaffa: Viktor Rudolphoyvch, upon seeing his fellow Crimeans fall ill, decides to take a vacation to Italy, remarking, “it’s just like the flu.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#39727370)



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Date: March 29th, 2020 8:37 PM
Author: aquamarine trip jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#39895011)



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Date: April 18th, 2020 6:23 PM
Author: Offensive rigpig ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#40042604)



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Date: June 23rd, 2020 11:56 PM
Author: slippery windowlicker filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#40483854)



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Date: July 24th, 2020 2:54 AM
Author: Sickened party of the first part

lol. in another 180 simglitch, the moniker autopseudonymizer rach built tagged all JCM's poasts ITT as "Ungodly Odious Bbw."

Date: March 25th, 2017 12:26 PM

Author: Ungodly Odious Bbw

this entire thread is an uninflated 180, holy fuck

shit like this is why i still come back to this boart

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#40653658)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:40 AM
Author: primrose kitchen nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249337)



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Date: July 31st, 2020 10:48 PM
Author: Sickened party of the first part

1738 - Rappahannock youth Oliver Augustine Rudolph counsels his young friend George to "just hide the hatchet and blame the cherry tree thing on the Locke kid."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#40690517)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:00 AM
Author: Nubile potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41248978)



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Date: December 26th, 2020 2:20 PM
Author: vibrant theater stage mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41619204)



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Date: March 9th, 2021 3:47 PM
Author: Brindle persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#42075610)



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Date: March 10th, 2021 7:43 PM
Author: heady chapel associate

1919:

President Rhudrow Wilson, shamed by being derisively referred to in the media as "Kaiser Wilson," reasons that "another constitutional amendment won't hurt anyone" and calls a special session of congress to make sure it gets through.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#42082347)



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Date: October 7th, 2021 10:17 AM
Author: chestnut frum round eye

November 2020, Dr. Tony Rudolphi assures the United States that mRNA vaccines are 95% effective against COVID-19 infection.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#43235765)



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Date: December 15th, 2024 1:58 PM
Author: chestnut frum round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#48451098)



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Date: October 19th, 2021 1:31 PM
Author: nofapping balding karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#43296734)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 10:36 PM
Author: histrionic poppy fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#44156006)



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Date: March 19th, 2022 4:21 PM
Author: primrose kitchen nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#44180027)



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Date: March 20th, 2022 1:18 AM
Author: Red Multi-billionaire

Feb. 2022: To Be Fair Rudolph predicts Kyiv will fall in 48 hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#44182535)



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Date: June 26th, 2022 1:16 PM
Author: adulterous up-to-no-good indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#44747499)



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Date: August 8th, 2022 2:25 AM
Author: Sickened party of the first part

September 3, 1968 - Frustrated with their lack of success leading cross-border attacks against Israel, Narud Al-Fatah suggests to Yasser Arafat and George Habash that it would be "much easier if we just turned around and took over all of Jordan instead."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#44980446)



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Date: August 8th, 2022 2:37 AM
Author: Nubile potus

May 10, 1941 - Deputy Führer Rudolf Hess flies to Scotland, confident that his planned attempt to negotiate with the British will win him the praise and respect of Adolf Hitler.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#44980470)



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Date: December 8th, 2022 2:58 PM
Author: Sickened party of the first part

January 23, 1959 - Ural Polytechnic Institute student Semyon Rudolyovich smugly flaunts the route book for his upcoming trek to the rest of the student hiking club members, none of whom were selected for the Grade III certification expedition led by his friend and comrade Igor Dyatlov.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#45604698)



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Date: December 11th, 2022 1:33 PM
Author: disturbing trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#45617341)



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Date: December 11th, 2022 1:47 PM
Author: Topaz Macaca

Lol at you spending half a day sorting through threads to find this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#45617401)



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Date: December 11th, 2022 1:50 PM
Author: disturbing trump supporter

Lol It was at the top of a search for Rudolph you stupid kike faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#45617418)



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Date: December 11th, 2022 1:57 PM
Author: Sickened party of the first part

December 11, 2022 - Smugly satisfied that it would alleviate the mocking he was being subjected to, longtime XO regular Frank Lloyd Wrongdolph bumps an old thread, reasoning that no poaster would ever be associated with incorrectness to the extent Rudolph was.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#45617453)



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Date: March 9th, 2023 8:44 PM
Author: cocky electric cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#46031820)



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Date: May 16th, 2023 1:46 AM
Author: Offensive rigpig ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#46317113)



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Date: June 22nd, 2023 3:33 PM
Author: Wonderful Set Rigor

05/08/2018 - While discussing different controller options with a Best Buy employee, OceanGate Expeditions founder and CEO Stockton Rush brusquely says "Look dude, I'm a Princeton Engineer. The Logitech controller is just as good as the PS4 authentic. Ok? I'm on a budget and I'm not paying an extra $40 for name brand."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#46460103)



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Date: June 22nd, 2023 3:36 PM
Author: Hot pearl



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#46460113)



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Date: December 24th, 2023 1:26 PM
Author: Sickened party of the first part

December 2013 - Regular Autoadmit poaster and target of derision Rudolph, an aging Philadelphia-area lawyer and losing sports gambler, makes another prediction on the site, nihilistically confident that in ten years XO will no longer exist and all memory of his participation will be lost to the wind like the scattered seeds of a once-proud dandelion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#47208977)



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Date: January 1st, 2024 8:50 PM
Author: Sickened party of the first part

Jan 1, 2024 -

Rudolph doubles down on his pre-game prediction that he's "never been more sure of anything than 'Bama over Michigan" by smugly shitting on J.J. McCarthy and confidently stating the quarterback would throw a game-ending pick with 4 minutes left, leading McCarthy to engineer the game-tying drive after 26 minutes of second-half offensive futility, go on to win the game in overtime, and be awarded the Rose Bowl Offensive MVP award.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#47237849)



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Date: January 1st, 2024 8:46 PM
Author: slippery windowlicker filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#47237799)



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Date: September 6th, 2024 1:39 PM
Author: Offensive rigpig ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#48056942)



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Date: December 15th, 2024 1:41 PM
Author: Sickened party of the first part

December 24, year unknown - Rudolph sobs at his hideous visage in the mirrored surface of a frozen North Pole lake, traumatized by the understanding that his prominent facial disfigurement would prevent him from ever achieving the respect of his peers and that he would be quickly forgotten once gone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#48451041)



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Date: December 30th, 2024 7:44 AM
Author: confused startling



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#48500699)