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UPDATE: Heide Iravani into I-BANKING nao! (link)

http://www.brightscope.com/financial-planning/advisor/934171...
ungodly stirring coldplay fan corn cake
  02/15/14
:D ir8
Exhilarant vengeful water buffalo
  02/15/14
wai?
ungodly stirring coldplay fan corn cake
  02/15/14
Life-PWN
Exhilarant vengeful water buffalo
  02/15/14
thot he went to lawschool
ungodly stirring coldplay fan corn cake
  02/15/14
It sucks that connections trump honesty, merit, and moral wo...
Rebellious hairless principal's office
  02/15/14
pretty spotty employment history for YLS grad did the lol...
henna trip lodge new version
  02/15/14
?? She's listing her SA-ship and working for some solo duri...
Exhilarant vengeful water buffalo
  02/15/14
LOL what the fuck are you talking about? *graduates from ...
cocky zippy market old irish cottage
  02/15/14
um...u forgot: *got FIRED from "biglaw"
ungodly stirring coldplay fan corn cake
  02/15/14
everyone gets fired from biglaw
Sapphire abusive business firm alpha
  02/15/14
Not as a SA from YLS
heady mental disorder hospital
  02/15/14
??? the fuck are you talking about she worked at a good firm...
cocky zippy market old irish cottage
  02/16/14
HI HEIDE
ungodly stirring coldplay fan corn cake
  03/17/15
"finance" is a broad concept if she got a PE gi...
charismatic haunting chapel nibblets
  02/15/14
("Prodigy")
umber mischievous wagecucks kitty cat
  02/22/14
Academic pedigree is flame and guarantees you nothing but &q...
Submissive Flesh Pocket Flask Pistol
  02/15/14
o god why
ocher affirmative action
  02/15/14
Isn't Merrill Lynch, Pierce, Fenner & Smith a financial ...
aggressive stimulating dingle berry hissy fit
  02/15/14
yes, yr point...? ibd is financial advisory
ocher affirmative action
  02/15/14
I thought that became Bank of America Merrill Lynch. I th...
aggressive stimulating dingle berry hissy fit
  02/15/14
nope, 79 and 63 certified, straight models and bottles IBD
ocher affirmative action
  02/15/14
I'll take your word for it.
aggressive stimulating dingle berry hissy fit
  02/15/14
She's a financial adviser. And according to the link most of...
aromatic cordovan hunting ground location
  02/15/14
link? yo chief shes IBD, checked FINRA
ocher affirmative action
  02/15/14
HEIDE IRAVANI CRD# 6235859 Broker No Disclosures This ...
ungodly stirring coldplay fan corn cake
  02/15/14
dont stop there, get the full report
ocher affirmative action
  02/15/14
someone bump the thread where ak47 threatened to rape her
cream vivacious preventive strike
  02/15/14
bumped this http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=191...
ungodly stirring coldplay fan corn cake
  02/15/14
Is XO actually MAF that she downshifted hours and will make ...
navy sick bawdyhouse national security agency
  02/15/14
lol @ downshit, more like 100+ hours
ocher affirmative action
  02/15/14
for wealth management? not even fucking close. that's a reti...
navy sick bawdyhouse national security agency
  02/15/14
wealth management also makes SPS bonuses, at least before re...
charismatic haunting chapel nibblets
  02/15/14
If you ve been following the discussion above you ll know th...
ocher affirmative action
  02/15/14
Husband shops? u mean she'll be leaving Brian McHugh? h...
ungodly stirring coldplay fan corn cake
  02/15/14
Heide Iravani: Has $800k household income, can afford childr...
aggressive stimulating dingle berry hissy fit
  02/15/14
I don't think anyone is denying that she has it made, the po...
Rebellious hairless principal's office
  02/15/14
more like me: trustfund, aw yeahhhh
ungodly stirring coldplay fan corn cake
  02/15/14
That's a pretty good deal.
aggressive stimulating dingle berry hissy fit
  02/15/14
Well good for her, but she's still just keeping up appearanc...
navy sick bawdyhouse national security agency
  02/15/14
She's already married doe
heady mental disorder hospital
  02/15/14
ML is nbd. Three people from my TTT work there also. Pretty ...
ivory swashbuckling whorehouse
  02/15/14
IBD doesnt give a shit about JDs, grab a shovel and start sh...
ocher affirmative action
  02/15/14
how many of u poasters were even around when she first becam...
charismatic haunting chapel nibblets
  02/15/14
I was here then and long before.
aggressive stimulating dingle berry hissy fit
  02/15/14
If not, here's backstory http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.ph...
ungodly stirring coldplay fan corn cake
  02/15/14
Sup
boyish native half-breed
  02/15/14
she had nothing to do with the t14 contest had she insisted...
180 karate
  03/17/15
Does that job pay big $? Like, is it horse buying money?
cerebral state juggernaut
  02/15/14
it's not clear what she's doing there imo but an IBD asso...
charismatic haunting chapel nibblets
  02/15/14
salary is much lower, i presume its a paycut from BIGLAW, so...
ocher affirmative action
  02/15/14
im talking all-in compensation let's say she's a second y...
charismatic haunting chapel nibblets
  02/15/14
yep in that case paycut, bonus is more likely 40-80K, no way...
ocher affirmative action
  02/15/14
That's not horse buying money in NYC.
cerebral state juggernaut
  02/15/14
LOL
hot supple stag film hominid
  02/15/14
she's a financial advisor, aka a repackaged broker
Titillating philosopher-king quadroon
  02/16/14
Envy this baby: it'll be suckin Heide Iravani McHugh's HUGE ...
ungodly stirring coldplay fan corn cake
  02/22/14
...
aggressive stimulating dingle berry hissy fit
  03/17/15
http://i.imgur.com/NZqQkmY.jpg
Splenetic national
  03/17/15


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Date: February 15th, 2014 2:51 PM
Author: ungodly stirring coldplay fan corn cake

http://www.brightscope.com/financial-planning/advisor/934171/Heide-Iravani/

Other Names: Heide Motaghi Iravani

Firm:

Merrill Lynch, Pierce, Fenner & Smith Incorporated

Type: Registered Representative

Description

Heide Iravani is a financial professional at Merrill Lynch, Pierce, Fenner & Smith Incorporated, a $385B RIA based in New York, NY. Heide has held an industry securities registration for less than a year and is subject to FINRA oversight.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25023865)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 2:58 PM
Author: Exhilarant vengeful water buffalo

:D ir8

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25023898)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 3:00 PM
Author: ungodly stirring coldplay fan corn cake

wai?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25023912)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 3:00 PM
Author: Exhilarant vengeful water buffalo

Life-PWN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25023919)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 3:29 PM
Author: ungodly stirring coldplay fan corn cake

thot he went to lawschool

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25024066)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 3:04 PM
Author: Rebellious hairless principal's office

It sucks that connections trump honesty, merit, and moral worth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25023935)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 3:07 PM
Author: henna trip lodge new version

pretty spotty employment history for YLS grad

did the lolsuit mess up her shit? (I came to xo in 08 after it was done)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25023947)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 3:08 PM
Author: Exhilarant vengeful water buffalo

?? She's listing her SA-ship and working for some solo during 3L

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25023949)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 3:11 PM
Author: cocky zippy market old irish cottage

LOL what the fuck are you talking about?

*graduates from reasonably good UG*

*works normal post UG job*

*gets Fulbright*

*goes to YLS*

*gets SA*

*works BIGLAW in MFH at good firm for ~3 years*

*gets into finance*

xo's filled with a bunch of retards

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25023967)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 3:30 PM
Author: ungodly stirring coldplay fan corn cake

um...u forgot:

*got FIRED from "biglaw"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25024073)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 3:50 PM
Author: Sapphire abusive business firm alpha

everyone gets fired from biglaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25024224)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 3:54 PM
Author: heady mental disorder hospital

Not as a SA from YLS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25024253)



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Date: February 16th, 2014 7:23 AM
Author: cocky zippy market old irish cottage

??? the fuck are you talking about she worked at a good firm and is leaving who knows why

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25027908)



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Date: March 17th, 2015 11:57 AM
Author: ungodly stirring coldplay fan corn cake

HI HEIDE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#27505144)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 3:38 PM
Author: charismatic haunting chapel nibblets

"finance" is a broad concept

if she got a PE gig at a megafund, that's one thing. ML/BOA is a preftige drop. It's not like she got a VP/MD gig; in fact, she may be taking a pay cut (compare 5th year associate comp to 1st year IBD at ML/BOA)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25024144)



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Date: February 22nd, 2014 1:10 PM
Author: umber mischievous wagecucks kitty cat

("Prodigy")

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25065653)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 3:12 PM
Author: Submissive Flesh Pocket Flask Pistol

Academic pedigree is flame and guarantees you nothing but "prestige." If this board should have taut you anything, it's this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25023973)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 3:09 PM
Author: ocher affirmative action

o god why

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25023955)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 3:14 PM
Author: aggressive stimulating dingle berry hissy fit

Isn't Merrill Lynch, Pierce, Fenner & Smith a financial advisor?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25023980)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 3:19 PM
Author: ocher affirmative action

yes, yr point...? ibd is financial advisory

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25024001)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 3:23 PM
Author: aggressive stimulating dingle berry hissy fit

I thought that became Bank of America Merrill Lynch.

I think she's at a wealth manager.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25024022)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 3:25 PM
Author: ocher affirmative action

nope, 79 and 63 certified, straight models and bottles IBD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25024038)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 3:38 PM
Author: aggressive stimulating dingle berry hissy fit

I'll take your word for it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25024141)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 3:29 PM
Author: aromatic cordovan hunting ground location

She's a financial adviser. And according to the link most of her managed money is for individuals. She probably has enough rich people in her family that she'll be fine, but that's not what people mean when they refer to I-banking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25024064)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 3:31 PM
Author: ocher affirmative action

link? yo chief shes IBD, checked FINRA



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25024077)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 3:41 PM
Author: ungodly stirring coldplay fan corn cake

HEIDE IRAVANI

CRD# 6235859

Broker

No Disclosures

This broker is currently registered with the following FINRA firm(s):

MERRILL LYNCH, PIERCE, FENNER & SMITH INCORPORATED (CRD# 7691) Registered with this firm since 9/17/2013

ONE BRYANT PARK, INVESTMENT BANKING, NEW YORK, NY 10036

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25024158)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 3:45 PM
Author: ocher affirmative action

dont stop there, get the full report

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25024178)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 3:19 PM
Author: cream vivacious preventive strike

someone bump the thread where ak47 threatened to rape her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25024006)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 3:33 PM
Author: ungodly stirring coldplay fan corn cake

bumped this

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1917493&mc=6&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25024095)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 3:28 PM
Author: navy sick bawdyhouse national security agency

Is XO actually MAF that she downshifted hours and will make $200K for a few years while she husband shops?

She was likely marry off and get knocked up by some Jew bro from a decent family pulling down minimum $500K anyway. This gives her better access to finance and banking dudes who are making the cash you need to sustainable life in MFH with a family. Nothing to be mad about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25024059)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 3:32 PM
Author: ocher affirmative action

lol @ downshit, more like 100+ hours

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25024089)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 3:47 PM
Author: navy sick bawdyhouse national security agency

for wealth management? not even fucking close. that's a retirement gig compared to biglaw in manhattan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25024192)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 3:53 PM
Author: charismatic haunting chapel nibblets

wealth management also makes SPS bonuses, at least before reaching the VP or MD levels

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25024242)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 8:06 PM
Author: ocher affirmative action

If you ve been following the discussion above you ll know that she's in IBD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25025728)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 3:34 PM
Author: ungodly stirring coldplay fan corn cake

Husband shops?

u mean she'll be leaving Brian McHugh?

http://heideandbrian.ourwedding.com/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25024105)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 3:36 PM
Author: aggressive stimulating dingle berry hissy fit

Heide Iravani: Has $800k household income, can afford children.

u: poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25024120)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 3:36 PM
Author: Rebellious hairless principal's office

I don't think anyone is denying that she has it made, the point is that she is a horrible person with absolutely no talent. If she had been born in some rural town she would still be there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25024124)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 3:37 PM
Author: ungodly stirring coldplay fan corn cake

more like

me: trustfund, aw yeahhhh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25024127)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 3:37 PM
Author: aggressive stimulating dingle berry hissy fit

That's a pretty good deal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25024133)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 3:50 PM
Author: navy sick bawdyhouse national security agency

Well good for her, but she's still just keeping up appearances until Bri-Bri can start cuttin' brains on his own and pulls down $650K/yr. The point is that XO shouldn't care and rich connected chicks like her do this stuff all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25024214)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 3:35 PM
Author: heady mental disorder hospital

She's already married doe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25024118)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 3:33 PM
Author: ivory swashbuckling whorehouse

ML is nbd. Three people from my TTT work there also. Pretty shocking she couldn't do better w/ YLS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25024097)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 3:35 PM
Author: ocher affirmative action

IBD doesnt give a shit about JDs, grab a shovel and start shoveling shit with the analysts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25024112)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 3:36 PM
Author: charismatic haunting chapel nibblets

how many of u poasters were even around when she first became infamous on xoxohth in the T14 hot contest?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25024125)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 3:38 PM
Author: aggressive stimulating dingle berry hissy fit

I was here then and long before.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25024143)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 3:39 PM
Author: ungodly stirring coldplay fan corn cake

If not, here's backstory

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1246410&forum_id=2

http://encyclopediadramatica.es/AutoAdmit#The_LOLSuit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25024148)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 8:36 PM
Author: boyish native half-breed

Sup

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25025889)



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Date: March 17th, 2015 12:04 PM
Author: 180 karate

she had nothing to do with the t14 contest

had she insisted her attorney only sue the people who deserved it, she would be 0% culpable for everything concerning her and xoxo

as it is, she is less than 1% culpable. there were and continue to be a lot of very mean, stupid fuckers around here who went after her for no legitimate reason

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#27505189)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 3:38 PM
Author: cerebral state juggernaut

Does that job pay big $? Like, is it horse buying money?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25024139)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 3:40 PM
Author: charismatic haunting chapel nibblets

it's not clear what she's doing there imo

but an IBD associate at BOA/ML probably makes 180-250k/yr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25024149)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 3:47 PM
Author: ocher affirmative action

salary is much lower, i presume its a paycut from BIGLAW, somebody chime in on 3rd year associate pay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25024189)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 3:49 PM
Author: charismatic haunting chapel nibblets

im talking all-in compensation

let's say she's a second year IBD associate

base = 120k

bonus = 40-120k

she'd be a 5th year biglaw associate now had she stayed, which is 230k + 30-35k bonus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25024207)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 3:52 PM
Author: ocher affirmative action

yep in that case paycut, bonus is more likely 40-80K, no way shes getting top bucket as a law firm lateral

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25024235)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 3:48 PM
Author: cerebral state juggernaut

That's not horse buying money in NYC.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25024196)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 3:58 PM
Author: hot supple stag film hominid

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25024275)



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Date: February 16th, 2014 7:34 AM
Author: Titillating philosopher-king quadroon

she's a financial advisor, aka a repackaged broker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25027915)



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Date: February 22nd, 2014 1:09 PM
Author: ungodly stirring coldplay fan corn cake

Envy this baby: it'll be suckin Heide Iravani McHugh's HUGE TITS

http://scontent-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc1/t1/1898038_10101837182937488_773047679_n.jpg

Theodore McHugh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25065650)



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Date: March 17th, 2015 7:01 PM
Author: aggressive stimulating dingle berry hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#27508085)



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Date: March 17th, 2015 7:06 PM
Author: Splenetic national

http://i.imgur.com/NZqQkmY.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#27508105)