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UPDATE: Heide Iravani into I-BANKING nao! (link)

http://www.brightscope.com/financial-planning/advisor/934171...
carnelian hell milk
  02/15/14
:D ir8
swashbuckling stubborn temple
  02/15/14
wai?
carnelian hell milk
  02/15/14
Life-PWN
swashbuckling stubborn temple
  02/15/14
thot he went to lawschool
carnelian hell milk
  02/15/14
It sucks that connections trump honesty, merit, and moral wo...
Marvelous son of senegal public bath
  02/15/14
pretty spotty employment history for YLS grad did the lol...
Black Affirmative Action Mad Cow Disease
  02/15/14
?? She's listing her SA-ship and working for some solo duri...
swashbuckling stubborn temple
  02/15/14
LOL what the fuck are you talking about? *graduates from ...
Dark Home Indirect Expression
  02/15/14
um...u forgot: *got FIRED from "biglaw"
carnelian hell milk
  02/15/14
everyone gets fired from biglaw
razzmatazz learning disabled step-uncle's house friendly grandma
  02/15/14
Not as a SA from YLS
Unholy Box Office Internal Respiration
  02/15/14
??? the fuck are you talking about she worked at a good firm...
Dark Home Indirect Expression
  02/16/14
HI HEIDE
carnelian hell milk
  03/17/15
"finance" is a broad concept if she got a PE gi...
amethyst half-breed tattoo
  02/15/14
("Prodigy")
supple love of her life dingle berry
  02/22/14
Academic pedigree is flame and guarantees you nothing but &q...
jade flatulent station
  02/15/14
o god why
cyan personal credit line
  02/15/14
Isn't Merrill Lynch, Pierce, Fenner & Smith a financial ...
slap-happy mad-dog skullcap
  02/15/14
yes, yr point...? ibd is financial advisory
cyan personal credit line
  02/15/14
I thought that became Bank of America Merrill Lynch. I th...
slap-happy mad-dog skullcap
  02/15/14
nope, 79 and 63 certified, straight models and bottles IBD
cyan personal credit line
  02/15/14
I'll take your word for it.
slap-happy mad-dog skullcap
  02/15/14
She's a financial adviser. And according to the link most of...
Amber spot pistol
  02/15/14
link? yo chief shes IBD, checked FINRA
cyan personal credit line
  02/15/14
HEIDE IRAVANI CRD# 6235859 Broker No Disclosures This ...
carnelian hell milk
  02/15/14
dont stop there, get the full report
cyan personal credit line
  02/15/14
someone bump the thread where ak47 threatened to rape her
Dashing market juggernaut
  02/15/14
bumped this http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=191...
carnelian hell milk
  02/15/14
Is XO actually MAF that she downshifted hours and will make ...
spectacular brunch
  02/15/14
lol @ downshit, more like 100+ hours
cyan personal credit line
  02/15/14
for wealth management? not even fucking close. that's a reti...
spectacular brunch
  02/15/14
wealth management also makes SPS bonuses, at least before re...
amethyst half-breed tattoo
  02/15/14
If you ve been following the discussion above you ll know th...
cyan personal credit line
  02/15/14
Husband shops? u mean she'll be leaving Brian McHugh? h...
carnelian hell milk
  02/15/14
Heide Iravani: Has $800k household income, can afford childr...
slap-happy mad-dog skullcap
  02/15/14
I don't think anyone is denying that she has it made, the po...
Marvelous son of senegal public bath
  02/15/14
more like me: trustfund, aw yeahhhh
carnelian hell milk
  02/15/14
That's a pretty good deal.
slap-happy mad-dog skullcap
  02/15/14
Well good for her, but she's still just keeping up appearanc...
spectacular brunch
  02/15/14
She's already married doe
Unholy Box Office Internal Respiration
  02/15/14
ML is nbd. Three people from my TTT work there also. Pretty ...
painfully honest ungodly marketing idea mental disorder
  02/15/14
IBD doesnt give a shit about JDs, grab a shovel and start sh...
cyan personal credit line
  02/15/14
how many of u poasters were even around when she first becam...
amethyst half-breed tattoo
  02/15/14
I was here then and long before.
slap-happy mad-dog skullcap
  02/15/14
If not, here's backstory http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.ph...
carnelian hell milk
  02/15/14
Sup
Brilliant irradiated circlehead
  02/15/14
she had nothing to do with the t14 contest had she insisted...
Motley Confused Piazza Goyim
  03/17/15
Does that job pay big $? Like, is it horse buying money?
excitant high-end famous landscape painting
  02/15/14
it's not clear what she's doing there imo but an IBD asso...
amethyst half-breed tattoo
  02/15/14
salary is much lower, i presume its a paycut from BIGLAW, so...
cyan personal credit line
  02/15/14
im talking all-in compensation let's say she's a second y...
amethyst half-breed tattoo
  02/15/14
yep in that case paycut, bonus is more likely 40-80K, no way...
cyan personal credit line
  02/15/14
That's not horse buying money in NYC.
excitant high-end famous landscape painting
  02/15/14
LOL
Razzle-dazzle Cobalt Turdskin Hominid
  02/15/14
she's a financial advisor, aka a repackaged broker
Navy location
  02/16/14
Envy this baby: it'll be suckin Heide Iravani McHugh's HUGE ...
carnelian hell milk
  02/22/14
...
slap-happy mad-dog skullcap
  03/17/15
http://i.imgur.com/NZqQkmY.jpg
Brass gaped hall
  03/17/15


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Date: February 15th, 2014 2:51 PM
Author: carnelian hell milk

http://www.brightscope.com/financial-planning/advisor/934171/Heide-Iravani/

Other Names: Heide Motaghi Iravani

Firm:

Merrill Lynch, Pierce, Fenner & Smith Incorporated

Type: Registered Representative

Description

Heide Iravani is a financial professional at Merrill Lynch, Pierce, Fenner & Smith Incorporated, a $385B RIA based in New York, NY. Heide has held an industry securities registration for less than a year and is subject to FINRA oversight.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25023865)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 2:58 PM
Author: swashbuckling stubborn temple

:D ir8

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25023898)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 3:00 PM
Author: carnelian hell milk

wai?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25023912)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 3:00 PM
Author: swashbuckling stubborn temple

Life-PWN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25023919)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 3:29 PM
Author: carnelian hell milk

thot he went to lawschool

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25024066)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 3:04 PM
Author: Marvelous son of senegal public bath

It sucks that connections trump honesty, merit, and moral worth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25023935)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 3:07 PM
Author: Black Affirmative Action Mad Cow Disease

pretty spotty employment history for YLS grad

did the lolsuit mess up her shit? (I came to xo in 08 after it was done)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25023947)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 3:08 PM
Author: swashbuckling stubborn temple

?? She's listing her SA-ship and working for some solo during 3L

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25023949)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 3:11 PM
Author: Dark Home Indirect Expression

LOL what the fuck are you talking about?

*graduates from reasonably good UG*

*works normal post UG job*

*gets Fulbright*

*goes to YLS*

*gets SA*

*works BIGLAW in MFH at good firm for ~3 years*

*gets into finance*

xo's filled with a bunch of retards

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25023967)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 3:30 PM
Author: carnelian hell milk

um...u forgot:

*got FIRED from "biglaw"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25024073)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 3:50 PM
Author: razzmatazz learning disabled step-uncle's house friendly grandma

everyone gets fired from biglaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25024224)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 3:54 PM
Author: Unholy Box Office Internal Respiration

Not as a SA from YLS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25024253)



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Date: February 16th, 2014 7:23 AM
Author: Dark Home Indirect Expression

??? the fuck are you talking about she worked at a good firm and is leaving who knows why

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25027908)



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Date: March 17th, 2015 11:57 AM
Author: carnelian hell milk

HI HEIDE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#27505144)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 3:38 PM
Author: amethyst half-breed tattoo

"finance" is a broad concept

if she got a PE gig at a megafund, that's one thing. ML/BOA is a preftige drop. It's not like she got a VP/MD gig; in fact, she may be taking a pay cut (compare 5th year associate comp to 1st year IBD at ML/BOA)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25024144)



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Date: February 22nd, 2014 1:10 PM
Author: supple love of her life dingle berry

("Prodigy")

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25065653)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 3:12 PM
Author: jade flatulent station

Academic pedigree is flame and guarantees you nothing but "prestige." If this board should have taut you anything, it's this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25023973)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 3:09 PM
Author: cyan personal credit line

o god why

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25023955)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 3:14 PM
Author: slap-happy mad-dog skullcap

Isn't Merrill Lynch, Pierce, Fenner & Smith a financial advisor?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25023980)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 3:19 PM
Author: cyan personal credit line

yes, yr point...? ibd is financial advisory

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25024001)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 3:23 PM
Author: slap-happy mad-dog skullcap

I thought that became Bank of America Merrill Lynch.

I think she's at a wealth manager.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25024022)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 3:25 PM
Author: cyan personal credit line

nope, 79 and 63 certified, straight models and bottles IBD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25024038)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 3:38 PM
Author: slap-happy mad-dog skullcap

I'll take your word for it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25024141)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 3:29 PM
Author: Amber spot pistol

She's a financial adviser. And according to the link most of her managed money is for individuals. She probably has enough rich people in her family that she'll be fine, but that's not what people mean when they refer to I-banking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25024064)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 3:31 PM
Author: cyan personal credit line

link? yo chief shes IBD, checked FINRA



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25024077)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 3:41 PM
Author: carnelian hell milk

HEIDE IRAVANI

CRD# 6235859

Broker

No Disclosures

This broker is currently registered with the following FINRA firm(s):

MERRILL LYNCH, PIERCE, FENNER & SMITH INCORPORATED (CRD# 7691) Registered with this firm since 9/17/2013

ONE BRYANT PARK, INVESTMENT BANKING, NEW YORK, NY 10036

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25024158)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 3:45 PM
Author: cyan personal credit line

dont stop there, get the full report

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25024178)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 3:19 PM
Author: Dashing market juggernaut

someone bump the thread where ak47 threatened to rape her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25024006)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 3:33 PM
Author: carnelian hell milk

bumped this

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1917493&mc=6&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25024095)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 3:28 PM
Author: spectacular brunch

Is XO actually MAF that she downshifted hours and will make $200K for a few years while she husband shops?

She was likely marry off and get knocked up by some Jew bro from a decent family pulling down minimum $500K anyway. This gives her better access to finance and banking dudes who are making the cash you need to sustainable life in MFH with a family. Nothing to be mad about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25024059)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 3:32 PM
Author: cyan personal credit line

lol @ downshit, more like 100+ hours

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25024089)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 3:47 PM
Author: spectacular brunch

for wealth management? not even fucking close. that's a retirement gig compared to biglaw in manhattan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25024192)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 3:53 PM
Author: amethyst half-breed tattoo

wealth management also makes SPS bonuses, at least before reaching the VP or MD levels

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25024242)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 8:06 PM
Author: cyan personal credit line

If you ve been following the discussion above you ll know that she's in IBD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25025728)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 3:34 PM
Author: carnelian hell milk

Husband shops?

u mean she'll be leaving Brian McHugh?

http://heideandbrian.ourwedding.com/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25024105)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 3:36 PM
Author: slap-happy mad-dog skullcap

Heide Iravani: Has $800k household income, can afford children.

u: poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25024120)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 3:36 PM
Author: Marvelous son of senegal public bath

I don't think anyone is denying that she has it made, the point is that she is a horrible person with absolutely no talent. If she had been born in some rural town she would still be there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25024124)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 3:37 PM
Author: carnelian hell milk

more like

me: trustfund, aw yeahhhh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25024127)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 3:37 PM
Author: slap-happy mad-dog skullcap

That's a pretty good deal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25024133)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 3:50 PM
Author: spectacular brunch

Well good for her, but she's still just keeping up appearances until Bri-Bri can start cuttin' brains on his own and pulls down $650K/yr. The point is that XO shouldn't care and rich connected chicks like her do this stuff all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25024214)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 3:35 PM
Author: Unholy Box Office Internal Respiration

She's already married doe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25024118)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 3:33 PM
Author: painfully honest ungodly marketing idea mental disorder

ML is nbd. Three people from my TTT work there also. Pretty shocking she couldn't do better w/ YLS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25024097)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 3:35 PM
Author: cyan personal credit line

IBD doesnt give a shit about JDs, grab a shovel and start shoveling shit with the analysts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25024112)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 3:36 PM
Author: amethyst half-breed tattoo

how many of u poasters were even around when she first became infamous on xoxohth in the T14 hot contest?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25024125)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 3:38 PM
Author: slap-happy mad-dog skullcap

I was here then and long before.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25024143)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 3:39 PM
Author: carnelian hell milk

If not, here's backstory

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1246410&forum_id=2

http://encyclopediadramatica.es/AutoAdmit#The_LOLSuit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25024148)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 8:36 PM
Author: Brilliant irradiated circlehead

Sup

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25025889)



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Date: March 17th, 2015 12:04 PM
Author: Motley Confused Piazza Goyim

she had nothing to do with the t14 contest

had she insisted her attorney only sue the people who deserved it, she would be 0% culpable for everything concerning her and xoxo

as it is, she is less than 1% culpable. there were and continue to be a lot of very mean, stupid fuckers around here who went after her for no legitimate reason

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#27505189)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 3:38 PM
Author: excitant high-end famous landscape painting

Does that job pay big $? Like, is it horse buying money?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25024139)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 3:40 PM
Author: amethyst half-breed tattoo

it's not clear what she's doing there imo

but an IBD associate at BOA/ML probably makes 180-250k/yr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25024149)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 3:47 PM
Author: cyan personal credit line

salary is much lower, i presume its a paycut from BIGLAW, somebody chime in on 3rd year associate pay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25024189)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 3:49 PM
Author: amethyst half-breed tattoo

im talking all-in compensation

let's say she's a second year IBD associate

base = 120k

bonus = 40-120k

she'd be a 5th year biglaw associate now had she stayed, which is 230k + 30-35k bonus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25024207)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 3:52 PM
Author: cyan personal credit line

yep in that case paycut, bonus is more likely 40-80K, no way shes getting top bucket as a law firm lateral

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25024235)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 3:48 PM
Author: excitant high-end famous landscape painting

That's not horse buying money in NYC.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25024196)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 3:58 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Cobalt Turdskin Hominid

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25024275)



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Date: February 16th, 2014 7:34 AM
Author: Navy location

she's a financial advisor, aka a repackaged broker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25027915)



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Date: February 22nd, 2014 1:09 PM
Author: carnelian hell milk

Envy this baby: it'll be suckin Heide Iravani McHugh's HUGE TITS

http://scontent-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc1/t1/1898038_10101837182937488_773047679_n.jpg

Theodore McHugh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25065650)



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Date: March 17th, 2015 7:01 PM
Author: slap-happy mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#27508085)



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Date: March 17th, 2015 7:06 PM
Author: Brass gaped hall

http://i.imgur.com/NZqQkmY.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#27508105)