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Rode a public subway. Here is my report. [174]

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blathering concupiscible ticket booth
  09/01/05
"EDIT: I have determined that True Elites should have a...
disgusting fragrant base
  09/01/05
I agree. this is a truly hilarious line.
elite theater stage
  09/01/05
Yeah I hate riding the subway next to some kid with purple h...
unhinged costumed turdskin
  09/01/05
John Rocker, is that you?
elite theater stage
  09/01/05
Wow. I had missed this gem completely. 180 for the referen...
Brindle Histrionic Market
  09/01/05
"[[shit]], semen, [[feces]] and trash-" redunda...
dun internal respiration menage
  09/01/05
How absolutely fucking asinine. You sound like a Los Angeles...
disgusting fragrant base
  09/01/05
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blathering concupiscible ticket booth
  09/01/05
They were most likely fake. Asshole.
dun internal respiration menage
  09/01/05
176. What's wrong with giving a bum tic-tacs? Or an AIDS ...
Sexy den antidepressant drug
  09/01/05
...
blathering concupiscible ticket booth
  09/01/05
Ah yes, I see.
Sexy den antidepressant drug
  09/01/05
Fucking hi-larious, 180! I thought these lines were espe...
massive old irish cottage
  09/01/05
"First, we noticed that the subway platform is covered ...
Mind-boggling quadroon
  09/01/05
"we should have PWN3D him and stomped on his head with ...
Awkward organic girlfriend abode
  09/01/05
um. how funny. this schtick is STILL going. great to see t...
Hairraiser lodge ceo
  09/01/05
How RUDE!
Vermilion 180 Gaping
  09/01/05
Every time she said that I wanted to molest children.
disgusting fragrant base
  09/01/05
"My prep school friends and I looked at each other and ...
Abusive Rigpig Kitty Cat
  09/01/05
i loved this one
disgusting fragrant base
  09/01/05
...
blathering concupiscible ticket booth
  09/01/05
179
Submissive spruce chad
  09/01/05
...
dun internal respiration menage
  09/01/05
180. Great job again my friend. I liked the following par...
vibrant ape
  09/01/05
It's very funny, but for some reason when I read this paragr...
Exhilarant hospital feces
  09/01/05
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blathering concupiscible ticket booth
  09/01/05
180+++ > One of my friends took some nickels and threw...
arousing sex offender
  09/01/05
180 Regardless of if you like 174 or not, he has been pro...
Motley Copper Deer Antler Roommate
  09/01/05
your handle brings back good memories of that song.
vibrant ape
  09/01/05
bump for day crowd
Abusive Rigpig Kitty Cat
  09/01/05
Hey genius. What "private" subways have you ridde...
bossy circlehead
  09/01/05
Many of the subways in Japan and Hong Kong are private.
Brindle Histrionic Market
  09/01/05
...
blathering concupiscible ticket booth
  09/01/05
This board is based in America and all commentary is by defa...
bossy circlehead
  09/01/05
...
blathering concupiscible ticket booth
  09/01/05
Listen you little prep school fag. Watch how you talk to ...
bossy circlehead
  09/01/05
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blathering concupiscible ticket booth
  09/01/05
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blathering concupiscible ticket booth
  12/02/05
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blathering concupiscible ticket booth
  09/01/05
Probably a Leer 70. Tell him to buy a GS. Wannabe.
bossy circlehead
  09/01/05
Enjoy your TTT!
blathering concupiscible ticket booth
  09/01/05
You wish I went to a TTT.
bossy circlehead
  09/01/05
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blathering concupiscible ticket booth
  09/01/05
You would lose on SJ - no cause.
bossy circlehead
  09/01/05
180 for the post in its entirety.
elite theater stage
  09/01/05
I agree its pretty good. I'm glad 174 is exhibiting some cl...
Slap-happy deranged institution
  09/01/05
I'm convinced most of the people on this thread are 174 hims...
Provocative Hairy Legs
  09/01/05
...
blathering concupiscible ticket booth
  09/01/05
I took the 1 train at 1:30 this afternoon, and the train was...
twisted shitlib pocket flask
  09/01/05
...
blathering concupiscible ticket booth
  09/01/05
This happened to me too, except almost all the children were...
indecent clear church building clown
  09/01/05
A+
blathering concupiscible ticket booth
  09/01/05
"One of my friends took some nickels and threw them at ...
passionate indirect expression stag film
  09/01/05
classic
idiotic native dragon
  09/02/05
178
aphrodisiac karate
  09/02/05
This was a lot better than the movie one. I think when you ...
Hideous transparent sandwich locale
  09/02/05
...
blathering concupiscible ticket booth
  12/02/05
Good call. One of my favs.
Tripping International Law Enforcement Agency Senate
  12/02/05
"I have determined that True Elites should have a speci...
Pink philosopher-king pervert
  12/02/05
As opposed to a private subway?
beady-eyed multi-billionaire
  12/02/05
what's amazing is, this is actually not even his funniest po...
aphrodisiac karate
  12/02/05
what's amazing is, this is actually not even a funny post.
beady-eyed multi-billionaire
  12/02/05
i thought it was
aphrodisiac karate
  12/02/05
I tire of his boorish eliteness.
beady-eyed multi-billionaire
  12/02/05
the only funny part was the "EDIT" part at the end...
Honey-headed digit ratio preventive strike
  12/02/05
the fact that you exist makes me feel good about my pathetic...
Cerise Bawdyhouse
  12/02/05
i enjoyed it the first time, and i enjoyed it again. well...
Infuriating Plum Nursing Home Ladyboy
  12/02/05
Great job 174
outnumbered kitchen french chef
  12/02/05
Your friend had nickels? That's very unprestigious. He s...
Thriller incel corner
  12/02/05
I believe Susan B Anthony Silver dollars are also acceptable...
Boyish useless brakes newt
  12/02/05
Are you kidding? Those are the second least prestigious dol...
Thriller incel corner
  12/02/05
Gold buillion is too heavy to carry around and most people d...
Boyish useless brakes newt
  12/02/05
You must also be out of dubloons.
Thriller incel corner
  12/02/05
I have vainly searched the floor of the Atlantic ocean for t...
Boyish useless brakes newt
  12/02/05
I didn't even smile. really, it is not that funny.
hyperventilating seedy wagecucks casino
  12/02/05
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blathering concupiscible ticket booth
  12/02/05
When did you go to sleep and when did you wake up?
outnumbered kitchen french chef
  12/02/05
...
blathering concupiscible ticket booth
  12/02/05
prestigious
outnumbered kitchen french chef
  12/02/05
no offense, but other things you have said were funnier. ...
hyperventilating seedy wagecucks casino
  12/02/05
A few decent one-liners. It would have been more prestigious...
Boyish useless brakes newt
  12/02/05
Julia is neither hot or asian. Or Columbian. Or a girl.
Thriller incel corner
  12/02/05
i reread this with a bemused smile on my face, but completel...
exciting aggressive pit
  12/02/05
Hilarious. Even more hilarious if you've spent ten years or...
Glittery cheese-eating reading party
  12/02/05
where the hell did this go?!?!
exciting aggressive pit
  02/10/06
...
exciting aggressive pit
  02/10/06
These edits are just wrong.
sable set headpube
  05/12/06
...
Well-lubricated electric center liquid oxygen
  05/27/06
seriously, someone must have a copy of this somewhere
exciting aggressive pit
  12/17/07


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Date: September 1st, 2005 1:14 AM
Author: blathering concupiscible ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718044)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:21 AM
Author: disgusting fragrant base

"EDIT: I have determined that True Elites should have a special subway, maybe where the poors line up and we walk on their heads to the next car like that scene in Crocodile Dundee."

You may be the funniest motherfucker on this board. 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718088)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:37 PM
Author: elite theater stage

I agree. this is a truly hilarious line.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3720040)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:24 AM
Author: unhinged costumed turdskin

Yeah I hate riding the subway next to some kid with purple hair next to some queer with AIDS right next to some dude who just got out of jail for the fourth time right next to some 20-year-old mom with four kids. It's depressing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718104)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:37 PM
Author: elite theater stage

John Rocker, is that you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3720044)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:38 PM
Author: Brindle Histrionic Market

Wow. I had missed this gem completely. 180 for the reference.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3720049)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:37 AM
Author: dun internal respiration menage

"[[shit]], semen, [[feces]] and trash-"

redundant

" I noticed a hot Asian girl wearing a Columbia shirt, so I looked at her tits for a few minutes. "

Disgusting, you race traitor. Mongoloid females don't have breasts anyway.

"He was wearing baggy clothes and had a stain on his $5 Nets shirt."

Knowing how niggers operate, it was probably a $75 Nets shirt, even if it looks like it's worth $5 (which it would be if it weren't an ignorant nigger doing theh buying). Where did such a dirt-poor nigger get the money to spend on his gaudy jewelry and overpriced sneakers and clothers? Stealing stereos, of course.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718188)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:39 AM
Author: disgusting fragrant base

How absolutely fucking asinine. You sound like a Los Angeles bus driver.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718211)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:41 AM
Author: blathering concupiscible ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718224)





Date: September 1st, 2005 2:19 AM
Author: dun internal respiration menage

They were most likely fake. Asshole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718388)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:56 AM
Author: Sexy den antidepressant drug

176.

What's wrong with giving a bum tic-tacs? Or an AIDS patient aspirin? Do they have nasty side effects for these people?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718292)





Date: September 1st, 2005 2:25 AM
Author: blathering concupiscible ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718426)





Date: September 1st, 2005 2:27 AM
Author: Sexy den antidepressant drug

Ah yes, I see.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718435)





Date: September 1st, 2005 2:42 AM
Author: massive old irish cottage

Fucking hi-larious, 180!

I thought these lines were especially funny:

"When we were finally able to sit down, I noticed how the TTT seats didn’t have cushions or cupholders, unlike my father’s Bentley."

"So I kind of pushed back against the people, but not that hard because I was wearing a $400 shirt that I had to protect from the taint of mediocrity."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718478)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:23 AM
Author: Mind-boggling quadroon

"First, we noticed that the subway platform is covered in shit, semen, feces and trash- the first sign of the lower classes"

180 just for that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718099)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:26 AM
Author: Awkward organic girlfriend abode

"we should have PWN3D him and stomped on his head with topsiders without socks."

Simply Brilliant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718112)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:26 AM
Author: Hairraiser lodge ceo

um. how funny. this schtick is STILL going. great to see that somethings just never die. kinda like Full House.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718115)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:27 AM
Author: Vermilion 180 Gaping

How RUDE!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718121)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:27 AM
Author: disgusting fragrant base

Every time she said that I wanted to molest children.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718126)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:28 AM
Author: Abusive Rigpig Kitty Cat

"My prep school friends and I looked at each other and considered beating the shit out of her- we would totally PWN her, because there were 4 of us, and because she couldn’t have been older than 10. Plus we collectively outweigh her by like 400 pounds."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718129)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:33 AM
Author: disgusting fragrant base

i loved this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718156)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:31 AM
Author: blathering concupiscible ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718146)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:26 AM
Author: Submissive spruce chad

179

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718119)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:38 AM
Author: dun internal respiration menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718193)





Date: September 1st, 2005 2:08 AM
Author: vibrant ape

180.

Great job again my friend. I liked the following part, as it really gets to the heart of the luxurious attitude exhibited by those with true prestige:

"I like to stretch out and put my arms out on armrests"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718345)





Date: September 1st, 2005 2:23 AM
Author: Exhilarant hospital feces

It's very funny, but for some reason when I read this paragraph I didn't find it funny:

"Then we saw some fucking bum... Yeah right fucker... If you have to fucking starve...He kept fucking... because it’s fucking funny to give a bum some tic-tacs. It’s like... fucking funny."

Too many "fucking/fucker", it didn't flow right...

Therefore, you get a 174. Good job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718414)





Date: September 1st, 2005 2:23 AM
Author: blathering concupiscible ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718418)





Date: September 1st, 2005 2:30 AM
Author: arousing sex offender

180+++

> One of my friends took some nickels and threw them at the tracks when we saw the headlights, hoping the mongrels would plunge over the side to their deaths in a hysterical display of PWN4AG3. Tragically, they did not.

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718454)





Date: September 1st, 2005 2:49 AM
Author: Motley Copper Deer Antler Roommate

180

Regardless of if you like 174 or not, he has been producing some hits lately.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718490)





Date: September 1st, 2005 2:55 AM
Author: vibrant ape

your handle brings back good memories of that song.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718502)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:28 PM
Author: Abusive Rigpig Kitty Cat

bump for day crowd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3719992)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:34 PM
Author: bossy circlehead

Hey genius. What "private" subways have you ridden since you want to set a distinction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3720028)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:37 PM
Author: Brindle Histrionic Market

Many of the subways in Japan and Hong Kong are private.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3720038)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:38 PM
Author: blathering concupiscible ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3720047)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:38 PM
Author: bossy circlehead

This board is based in America and all commentary is by default targeted for that audience.

I don't give a fuck how they do it in Japan, HK, or Mongolia for that matter.

Find me a city in America that has a "private" subway.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3720050)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:40 PM
Author: blathering concupiscible ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3720059)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:41 PM
Author: bossy circlehead

Listen you little prep school fag.

Watch how you talk to me - remember I am working class. I don't just talk a good game. I'll come up to H over fall break and insert the break.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3720064)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:43 PM
Author: blathering concupiscible ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3720081)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 2:04 AM
Author: blathering concupiscible ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4437601)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:37 PM
Author: blathering concupiscible ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3720041)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:39 PM
Author: bossy circlehead

Probably a Leer 70.

Tell him to buy a GS.

Wannabe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3720057)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:40 PM
Author: blathering concupiscible ticket booth

Enjoy your TTT!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3720061)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:42 PM
Author: bossy circlehead

You wish I went to a TTT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3720070)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:43 PM
Author: blathering concupiscible ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3720084)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:45 PM
Author: bossy circlehead

You would lose on SJ - no cause.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3720102)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:39 PM
Author: elite theater stage

180 for the post in its entirety.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3720051)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:44 PM
Author: Slap-happy deranged institution

I agree its pretty good. I'm glad 174 is exhibiting some class

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3720091)





Date: September 1st, 2005 2:00 PM
Author: Provocative Hairy Legs

I'm convinced most of the people on this thread are 174 himself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3720173)





Date: September 1st, 2005 4:51 PM
Author: blathering concupiscible ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3721388)





Date: September 1st, 2005 4:53 PM
Author: twisted shitlib pocket flask

I took the 1 train at 1:30 this afternoon, and the train was full to overflowing with rancid school-aged children. What the fuck was going on, mass hooky?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3721405)





Date: September 1st, 2005 4:54 PM
Author: blathering concupiscible ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3721414)





Date: September 1st, 2005 5:09 PM
Author: indecent clear church building clown

This happened to me too, except almost all the children were Asian and a number of the boys were playing a queer hand-clapping game. One of the children stepped on my shoe repeatedly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3721555)





Date: September 1st, 2005 5:13 PM
Author: blathering concupiscible ticket booth

A+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3721581)





Date: September 1st, 2005 4:55 PM
Author: passionate indirect expression stag film

"One of my friends took some nickels and threw them at the tracks when we saw the headlights, hoping the mongrels would plunge over the side to their deaths in a hysterical display of PWN4AG3. Tragically, they did not."

That was my favorite part.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3721426)





Date: September 2nd, 2005 6:43 PM
Author: idiotic native dragon

classic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3730709)





Date: September 2nd, 2005 6:48 PM
Author: aphrodisiac karate

178

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3730735)





Date: September 2nd, 2005 6:54 PM
Author: Hideous transparent sandwich locale

This was a lot better than the movie one. I think when you leave blatant racism out, you're much more clever.

Not bad.

However, you could be more consistent in your use of the serial comma.

Fairly funny overall.

However, this is coming from a dumb whorebitch.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3730773)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 1:57 AM
Author: blathering concupiscible ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4437560)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 1:58 AM
Author: Tripping International Law Enforcement Agency Senate

Good call. One of my favs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4437563)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 2:21 AM
Author: Pink philosopher-king pervert

"I have determined that True Elites should have a special subway, maybe where the poors line up and we walk on their heads to the next car like that scene in Crocodile Dundee."

outstanding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4437700)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 2:49 AM
Author: beady-eyed multi-billionaire

As opposed to a private subway?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4437885)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 2:54 AM
Author: aphrodisiac karate

what's amazing is, this is actually not even his funniest post.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4437914)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 2:55 AM
Author: beady-eyed multi-billionaire

what's amazing is, this is actually not even a funny post.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4437922)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 2:56 AM
Author: aphrodisiac karate

i thought it was

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4437931)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 2:57 AM
Author: beady-eyed multi-billionaire

I tire of his boorish eliteness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4437941)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 2:59 AM
Author: Honey-headed digit ratio preventive strike

the only funny part was the "EDIT" part at the end, everything else felt too contrived and laborious but of course, your audience is a bunch of law school ladderclimbers studying for exams

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4437949)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 3:02 AM
Author: Cerise Bawdyhouse

the fact that you exist makes me feel good about my pathetic self. At least I can say, yeah, I suck, BUT I'M no 174!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4437969)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 3:16 AM
Author: Infuriating Plum Nursing Home Ladyboy

i enjoyed it the first time, and i enjoyed it again.

well played.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4438068)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 10:37 AM
Author: outnumbered kitchen french chef

Great job 174

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4438766)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 10:40 AM
Author: Thriller incel corner

Your friend had nickels?

That's very unprestigious. He should be unwilling to have any change other than 50 cent pieces and gold bullion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4438783)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 10:56 AM
Author: Boyish useless brakes newt

I believe Susan B Anthony Silver dollars are also acceptable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4438856)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 10:57 AM
Author: Thriller incel corner

Are you kidding? Those are the second least prestigious dollar coins (just after the one with the indian girl). They look like quarters. That's the dollar coin equivalent of a wigger. So, no.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4438863)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 10:59 AM
Author: Boyish useless brakes newt

Gold buillion is too heavy to carry around and most people don't have appropriate scales to make a conversion.

You'd need a manservant and a personal moneychanger w/ you at all times, which I suppose is pretty prestigious, but for the efficiently prestigious silver dollars would work. You also get the look of confusion when the cashier attempts to figure out where to place the silver dollar in the money tray.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4438872)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 11:00 AM
Author: Thriller incel corner

You must also be out of dubloons.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4438875)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 11:02 AM
Author: Boyish useless brakes newt

I have vainly searched the floor of the Atlantic ocean for the fine Spanish coins, but have been unable to secure a second cache. I have been using fabrege eggs as currency now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4438887)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 10:42 AM
Author: hyperventilating seedy wagecucks casino

I didn't even smile.

really, it is not that funny.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4438790)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 10:50 AM
Author: blathering concupiscible ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4438821)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 10:51 AM
Author: outnumbered kitchen french chef

When did you go to sleep and when did you wake up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4438824)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 10:52 AM
Author: blathering concupiscible ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4438828)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 10:52 AM
Author: outnumbered kitchen french chef

prestigious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4438833)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 11:03 AM
Author: hyperventilating seedy wagecucks casino

no offense, but other things you have said were funnier.

sorry, just wasn't that interesting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4438893)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 11:00 AM
Author: Boyish useless brakes newt

A few decent one-liners. It would have been more prestigious if you had made a bet with your friends to see if you could transform the bum into a successful business person and the hot Asian Columbia girl into a bum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4438880)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 11:02 AM
Author: Thriller incel corner

Julia is neither hot or asian. Or Columbian. Or a girl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4438888)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 12:44 PM
Author: exciting aggressive pit

i reread this with a bemused smile on my face, but completely cracked up when i got to "I also saw some bitch who looked like a fish." That part must have been lost in the hilarity of my first read through.

A+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4439494)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 3:41 PM
Author: Glittery cheese-eating reading party

Hilarious. Even more hilarious if you've spent ten years or more riding around on NYC's subways.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4441056)





Date: February 10th, 2006 5:32 PM
Author: exciting aggressive pit

where the hell did this go?!?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#5050217)





Date: February 10th, 2006 5:39 PM
Author: exciting aggressive pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#5050296)





Date: May 12th, 2006 12:24 AM
Author: sable set headpube

These edits are just wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#5768946)





Date: May 27th, 2006 8:05 PM
Author: Well-lubricated electric center liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#5866001)





Date: December 17th, 2007 6:51 AM
Author: exciting aggressive pit

seriously, someone must have a copy of this somewhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#9039428)