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Rode a public subway. Here is my report. [174]

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Mewling Twisted Bawdyhouse Crotch
  09/01/05
"EDIT: I have determined that True Elites should have a...
yellow temple prole
  09/01/05
I agree. this is a truly hilarious line.
puce puppy
  09/01/05
Yeah I hate riding the subway next to some kid with purple h...
Lilac Native
  09/01/05
John Rocker, is that you?
puce puppy
  09/01/05
Wow. I had missed this gem completely. 180 for the referen...
Confused house immigrant
  09/01/05
"[[shit]], semen, [[feces]] and trash-" redunda...
Internet-worthy Travel Guidebook Brunch
  09/01/05
How absolutely fucking asinine. You sound like a Los Angeles...
yellow temple prole
  09/01/05
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Mewling Twisted Bawdyhouse Crotch
  09/01/05
They were most likely fake. Asshole.
Internet-worthy Travel Guidebook Brunch
  09/01/05
176. What's wrong with giving a bum tic-tacs? Or an AIDS ...
hilarious dull mental disorder
  09/01/05
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Mewling Twisted Bawdyhouse Crotch
  09/01/05
Ah yes, I see.
hilarious dull mental disorder
  09/01/05
Fucking hi-larious, 180! I thought these lines were espe...
Lavender costumed gas station
  09/01/05
"First, we noticed that the subway platform is covered ...
irradiated mauve field
  09/01/05
"we should have PWN3D him and stomped on his head with ...
dashing mexican
  09/01/05
um. how funny. this schtick is STILL going. great to see t...
Supple State
  09/01/05
How RUDE!
Peach Stirring Locale Skinny Woman
  09/01/05
Every time she said that I wanted to molest children.
yellow temple prole
  09/01/05
"My prep school friends and I looked at each other and ...
galvanic cyan orchestra pit pistol
  09/01/05
i loved this one
yellow temple prole
  09/01/05
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Mewling Twisted Bawdyhouse Crotch
  09/01/05
179
Sinister boistinker
  09/01/05
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Internet-worthy Travel Guidebook Brunch
  09/01/05
180. Great job again my friend. I liked the following par...
Brindle hot queen of the night
  09/01/05
It's very funny, but for some reason when I read this paragr...
slimy depressive
  09/01/05
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Mewling Twisted Bawdyhouse Crotch
  09/01/05
180+++ > One of my friends took some nickels and threw...
unhinged chrome piazza
  09/01/05
180 Regardless of if you like 174 or not, he has been pro...
laughsome flatulent national
  09/01/05
your handle brings back good memories of that song.
Brindle hot queen of the night
  09/01/05
bump for day crowd
galvanic cyan orchestra pit pistol
  09/01/05
Hey genius. What "private" subways have you ridde...
useless hell
  09/01/05
Many of the subways in Japan and Hong Kong are private.
Confused house immigrant
  09/01/05
...
Mewling Twisted Bawdyhouse Crotch
  09/01/05
This board is based in America and all commentary is by defa...
useless hell
  09/01/05
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Mewling Twisted Bawdyhouse Crotch
  09/01/05
Listen you little prep school fag. Watch how you talk to ...
useless hell
  09/01/05
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Mewling Twisted Bawdyhouse Crotch
  09/01/05
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Mewling Twisted Bawdyhouse Crotch
  12/02/05
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Mewling Twisted Bawdyhouse Crotch
  09/01/05
Probably a Leer 70. Tell him to buy a GS. Wannabe.
useless hell
  09/01/05
Enjoy your TTT!
Mewling Twisted Bawdyhouse Crotch
  09/01/05
You wish I went to a TTT.
useless hell
  09/01/05
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Mewling Twisted Bawdyhouse Crotch
  09/01/05
You would lose on SJ - no cause.
useless hell
  09/01/05
180 for the post in its entirety.
puce puppy
  09/01/05
I agree its pretty good. I'm glad 174 is exhibiting some cl...
Emerald Fantasy-prone Laser Beams Casino
  09/01/05
I'm convinced most of the people on this thread are 174 hims...
floppy principal's office
  09/01/05
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Mewling Twisted Bawdyhouse Crotch
  09/01/05
I took the 1 train at 1:30 this afternoon, and the train was...
Buff vibrant pisswyrm
  09/01/05
...
Mewling Twisted Bawdyhouse Crotch
  09/01/05
This happened to me too, except almost all the children were...
Wild Haunting Indian Lodge Sandwich
  09/01/05
A+
Mewling Twisted Bawdyhouse Crotch
  09/01/05
"One of my friends took some nickels and threw them at ...
Aphrodisiac dilemma
  09/01/05
classic
chartreuse nudist property gay wizard
  09/02/05
178
vigorous tanning salon mediation
  09/02/05
This was a lot better than the movie one. I think when you ...
Honey-headed blathering deer antler fortuitous meteor
  09/02/05
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Mewling Twisted Bawdyhouse Crotch
  12/02/05
Good call. One of my favs.
Plum Balding Foreskin
  12/02/05
"I have determined that True Elites should have a speci...
canary lettuce
  12/02/05
As opposed to a private subway?
crusty boltzmann school cafeteria
  12/02/05
what's amazing is, this is actually not even his funniest po...
vigorous tanning salon mediation
  12/02/05
what's amazing is, this is actually not even a funny post.
crusty boltzmann school cafeteria
  12/02/05
i thought it was
vigorous tanning salon mediation
  12/02/05
I tire of his boorish eliteness.
crusty boltzmann school cafeteria
  12/02/05
the only funny part was the "EDIT" part at the end...
henna splenetic lay goal in life
  12/02/05
the fact that you exist makes me feel good about my pathetic...
Arrogant dead feces
  12/02/05
i enjoyed it the first time, and i enjoyed it again. well...
seedy wagecucks liquid oxygen
  12/02/05
Great job 174
Razzle ape trump supporter
  12/02/05
Your friend had nickels? That's very unprestigious. He s...
Razzle-dazzle resort
  12/02/05
I believe Susan B Anthony Silver dollars are also acceptable...
Violet house-broken mad cow disease half-breed
  12/02/05
Are you kidding? Those are the second least prestigious dol...
Razzle-dazzle resort
  12/02/05
Gold buillion is too heavy to carry around and most people d...
Violet house-broken mad cow disease half-breed
  12/02/05
You must also be out of dubloons.
Razzle-dazzle resort
  12/02/05
I have vainly searched the floor of the Atlantic ocean for t...
Violet house-broken mad cow disease half-breed
  12/02/05
I didn't even smile. really, it is not that funny.
Charismatic Harsh Turdskin
  12/02/05
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Mewling Twisted Bawdyhouse Crotch
  12/02/05
When did you go to sleep and when did you wake up?
Razzle ape trump supporter
  12/02/05
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Mewling Twisted Bawdyhouse Crotch
  12/02/05
prestigious
Razzle ape trump supporter
  12/02/05
no offense, but other things you have said were funnier. ...
Charismatic Harsh Turdskin
  12/02/05
A few decent one-liners. It would have been more prestigious...
Violet house-broken mad cow disease half-breed
  12/02/05
Julia is neither hot or asian. Or Columbian. Or a girl.
Razzle-dazzle resort
  12/02/05
i reread this with a bemused smile on my face, but completel...
glittery swollen institution clown
  12/02/05
Hilarious. Even more hilarious if you've spent ten years or...
Brass internal respiration
  12/02/05
where the hell did this go?!?!
glittery swollen institution clown
  02/10/06
...
glittery swollen institution clown
  02/10/06
These edits are just wrong.
iridescent public bath faggot firefighter
  05/12/06
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Electric faggotry
  05/27/06
seriously, someone must have a copy of this somewhere
glittery swollen institution clown
  12/17/07


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Date: September 1st, 2005 1:14 AM
Author: Mewling Twisted Bawdyhouse Crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718044)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:21 AM
Author: yellow temple prole

"EDIT: I have determined that True Elites should have a special subway, maybe where the poors line up and we walk on their heads to the next car like that scene in Crocodile Dundee."

You may be the funniest motherfucker on this board. 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718088)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:37 PM
Author: puce puppy

I agree. this is a truly hilarious line.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3720040)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:24 AM
Author: Lilac Native

Yeah I hate riding the subway next to some kid with purple hair next to some queer with AIDS right next to some dude who just got out of jail for the fourth time right next to some 20-year-old mom with four kids. It's depressing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718104)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:37 PM
Author: puce puppy

John Rocker, is that you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3720044)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:38 PM
Author: Confused house immigrant

Wow. I had missed this gem completely. 180 for the reference.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3720049)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:37 AM
Author: Internet-worthy Travel Guidebook Brunch

"[[shit]], semen, [[feces]] and trash-"

redundant

" I noticed a hot Asian girl wearing a Columbia shirt, so I looked at her tits for a few minutes. "

Disgusting, you race traitor. Mongoloid females don't have breasts anyway.

"He was wearing baggy clothes and had a stain on his $5 Nets shirt."

Knowing how niggers operate, it was probably a $75 Nets shirt, even if it looks like it's worth $5 (which it would be if it weren't an ignorant nigger doing theh buying). Where did such a dirt-poor nigger get the money to spend on his gaudy jewelry and overpriced sneakers and clothers? Stealing stereos, of course.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718188)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:39 AM
Author: yellow temple prole

How absolutely fucking asinine. You sound like a Los Angeles bus driver.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718211)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:41 AM
Author: Mewling Twisted Bawdyhouse Crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718224)





Date: September 1st, 2005 2:19 AM
Author: Internet-worthy Travel Guidebook Brunch

They were most likely fake. Asshole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718388)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:56 AM
Author: hilarious dull mental disorder

176.

What's wrong with giving a bum tic-tacs? Or an AIDS patient aspirin? Do they have nasty side effects for these people?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718292)





Date: September 1st, 2005 2:25 AM
Author: Mewling Twisted Bawdyhouse Crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718426)





Date: September 1st, 2005 2:27 AM
Author: hilarious dull mental disorder

Ah yes, I see.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718435)





Date: September 1st, 2005 2:42 AM
Author: Lavender costumed gas station

Fucking hi-larious, 180!

I thought these lines were especially funny:

"When we were finally able to sit down, I noticed how the TTT seats didn’t have cushions or cupholders, unlike my father’s Bentley."

"So I kind of pushed back against the people, but not that hard because I was wearing a $400 shirt that I had to protect from the taint of mediocrity."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718478)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:23 AM
Author: irradiated mauve field

"First, we noticed that the subway platform is covered in shit, semen, feces and trash- the first sign of the lower classes"

180 just for that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718099)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:26 AM
Author: dashing mexican

"we should have PWN3D him and stomped on his head with topsiders without socks."

Simply Brilliant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718112)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:26 AM
Author: Supple State

um. how funny. this schtick is STILL going. great to see that somethings just never die. kinda like Full House.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718115)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:27 AM
Author: Peach Stirring Locale Skinny Woman

How RUDE!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718121)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:27 AM
Author: yellow temple prole

Every time she said that I wanted to molest children.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718126)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:28 AM
Author: galvanic cyan orchestra pit pistol

"My prep school friends and I looked at each other and considered beating the shit out of her- we would totally PWN her, because there were 4 of us, and because she couldn’t have been older than 10. Plus we collectively outweigh her by like 400 pounds."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718129)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:33 AM
Author: yellow temple prole

i loved this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718156)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:31 AM
Author: Mewling Twisted Bawdyhouse Crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718146)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:26 AM
Author: Sinister boistinker

179

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718119)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:38 AM
Author: Internet-worthy Travel Guidebook Brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718193)





Date: September 1st, 2005 2:08 AM
Author: Brindle hot queen of the night

180.

Great job again my friend. I liked the following part, as it really gets to the heart of the luxurious attitude exhibited by those with true prestige:

"I like to stretch out and put my arms out on armrests"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718345)





Date: September 1st, 2005 2:23 AM
Author: slimy depressive

It's very funny, but for some reason when I read this paragraph I didn't find it funny:

"Then we saw some fucking bum... Yeah right fucker... If you have to fucking starve...He kept fucking... because it’s fucking funny to give a bum some tic-tacs. It’s like... fucking funny."

Too many "fucking/fucker", it didn't flow right...

Therefore, you get a 174. Good job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718414)





Date: September 1st, 2005 2:23 AM
Author: Mewling Twisted Bawdyhouse Crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718418)





Date: September 1st, 2005 2:30 AM
Author: unhinged chrome piazza

180+++

> One of my friends took some nickels and threw them at the tracks when we saw the headlights, hoping the mongrels would plunge over the side to their deaths in a hysterical display of PWN4AG3. Tragically, they did not.

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718454)





Date: September 1st, 2005 2:49 AM
Author: laughsome flatulent national

180

Regardless of if you like 174 or not, he has been producing some hits lately.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718490)





Date: September 1st, 2005 2:55 AM
Author: Brindle hot queen of the night

your handle brings back good memories of that song.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718502)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:28 PM
Author: galvanic cyan orchestra pit pistol

bump for day crowd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3719992)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:34 PM
Author: useless hell

Hey genius. What "private" subways have you ridden since you want to set a distinction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3720028)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:37 PM
Author: Confused house immigrant

Many of the subways in Japan and Hong Kong are private.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3720038)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:38 PM
Author: Mewling Twisted Bawdyhouse Crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3720047)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:38 PM
Author: useless hell

This board is based in America and all commentary is by default targeted for that audience.

I don't give a fuck how they do it in Japan, HK, or Mongolia for that matter.

Find me a city in America that has a "private" subway.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3720050)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:40 PM
Author: Mewling Twisted Bawdyhouse Crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3720059)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:41 PM
Author: useless hell

Listen you little prep school fag.

Watch how you talk to me - remember I am working class. I don't just talk a good game. I'll come up to H over fall break and insert the break.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3720064)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:43 PM
Author: Mewling Twisted Bawdyhouse Crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3720081)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 2:04 AM
Author: Mewling Twisted Bawdyhouse Crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4437601)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:37 PM
Author: Mewling Twisted Bawdyhouse Crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3720041)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:39 PM
Author: useless hell

Probably a Leer 70.

Tell him to buy a GS.

Wannabe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3720057)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:40 PM
Author: Mewling Twisted Bawdyhouse Crotch

Enjoy your TTT!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3720061)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:42 PM
Author: useless hell

You wish I went to a TTT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3720070)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:43 PM
Author: Mewling Twisted Bawdyhouse Crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3720084)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:45 PM
Author: useless hell

You would lose on SJ - no cause.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3720102)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:39 PM
Author: puce puppy

180 for the post in its entirety.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3720051)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:44 PM
Author: Emerald Fantasy-prone Laser Beams Casino

I agree its pretty good. I'm glad 174 is exhibiting some class

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3720091)





Date: September 1st, 2005 2:00 PM
Author: floppy principal's office

I'm convinced most of the people on this thread are 174 himself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3720173)





Date: September 1st, 2005 4:51 PM
Author: Mewling Twisted Bawdyhouse Crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3721388)





Date: September 1st, 2005 4:53 PM
Author: Buff vibrant pisswyrm

I took the 1 train at 1:30 this afternoon, and the train was full to overflowing with rancid school-aged children. What the fuck was going on, mass hooky?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3721405)





Date: September 1st, 2005 4:54 PM
Author: Mewling Twisted Bawdyhouse Crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3721414)





Date: September 1st, 2005 5:09 PM
Author: Wild Haunting Indian Lodge Sandwich

This happened to me too, except almost all the children were Asian and a number of the boys were playing a queer hand-clapping game. One of the children stepped on my shoe repeatedly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3721555)





Date: September 1st, 2005 5:13 PM
Author: Mewling Twisted Bawdyhouse Crotch

A+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3721581)





Date: September 1st, 2005 4:55 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac dilemma

"One of my friends took some nickels and threw them at the tracks when we saw the headlights, hoping the mongrels would plunge over the side to their deaths in a hysterical display of PWN4AG3. Tragically, they did not."

That was my favorite part.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3721426)





Date: September 2nd, 2005 6:43 PM
Author: chartreuse nudist property gay wizard

classic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3730709)





Date: September 2nd, 2005 6:48 PM
Author: vigorous tanning salon mediation

178

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3730735)





Date: September 2nd, 2005 6:54 PM
Author: Honey-headed blathering deer antler fortuitous meteor

This was a lot better than the movie one. I think when you leave blatant racism out, you're much more clever.

Not bad.

However, you could be more consistent in your use of the serial comma.

Fairly funny overall.

However, this is coming from a dumb whorebitch.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3730773)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 1:57 AM
Author: Mewling Twisted Bawdyhouse Crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4437560)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 1:58 AM
Author: Plum Balding Foreskin

Good call. One of my favs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4437563)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 2:21 AM
Author: canary lettuce

"I have determined that True Elites should have a special subway, maybe where the poors line up and we walk on their heads to the next car like that scene in Crocodile Dundee."

outstanding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4437700)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 2:49 AM
Author: crusty boltzmann school cafeteria

As opposed to a private subway?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4437885)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 2:54 AM
Author: vigorous tanning salon mediation

what's amazing is, this is actually not even his funniest post.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4437914)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 2:55 AM
Author: crusty boltzmann school cafeteria

what's amazing is, this is actually not even a funny post.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4437922)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 2:56 AM
Author: vigorous tanning salon mediation

i thought it was

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4437931)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 2:57 AM
Author: crusty boltzmann school cafeteria

I tire of his boorish eliteness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4437941)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 2:59 AM
Author: henna splenetic lay goal in life

the only funny part was the "EDIT" part at the end, everything else felt too contrived and laborious but of course, your audience is a bunch of law school ladderclimbers studying for exams

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4437949)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 3:02 AM
Author: Arrogant dead feces

the fact that you exist makes me feel good about my pathetic self. At least I can say, yeah, I suck, BUT I'M no 174!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4437969)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 3:16 AM
Author: seedy wagecucks liquid oxygen

i enjoyed it the first time, and i enjoyed it again.

well played.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4438068)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 10:37 AM
Author: Razzle ape trump supporter

Great job 174

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4438766)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 10:40 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle resort

Your friend had nickels?

That's very unprestigious. He should be unwilling to have any change other than 50 cent pieces and gold bullion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4438783)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 10:56 AM
Author: Violet house-broken mad cow disease half-breed

I believe Susan B Anthony Silver dollars are also acceptable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4438856)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 10:57 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle resort

Are you kidding? Those are the second least prestigious dollar coins (just after the one with the indian girl). They look like quarters. That's the dollar coin equivalent of a wigger. So, no.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4438863)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 10:59 AM
Author: Violet house-broken mad cow disease half-breed

Gold buillion is too heavy to carry around and most people don't have appropriate scales to make a conversion.

You'd need a manservant and a personal moneychanger w/ you at all times, which I suppose is pretty prestigious, but for the efficiently prestigious silver dollars would work. You also get the look of confusion when the cashier attempts to figure out where to place the silver dollar in the money tray.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4438872)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 11:00 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle resort

You must also be out of dubloons.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4438875)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 11:02 AM
Author: Violet house-broken mad cow disease half-breed

I have vainly searched the floor of the Atlantic ocean for the fine Spanish coins, but have been unable to secure a second cache. I have been using fabrege eggs as currency now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4438887)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 10:42 AM
Author: Charismatic Harsh Turdskin

I didn't even smile.

really, it is not that funny.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4438790)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 10:50 AM
Author: Mewling Twisted Bawdyhouse Crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4438821)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 10:51 AM
Author: Razzle ape trump supporter

When did you go to sleep and when did you wake up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4438824)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 10:52 AM
Author: Mewling Twisted Bawdyhouse Crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4438828)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 10:52 AM
Author: Razzle ape trump supporter

prestigious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4438833)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 11:03 AM
Author: Charismatic Harsh Turdskin

no offense, but other things you have said were funnier.

sorry, just wasn't that interesting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4438893)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 11:00 AM
Author: Violet house-broken mad cow disease half-breed

A few decent one-liners. It would have been more prestigious if you had made a bet with your friends to see if you could transform the bum into a successful business person and the hot Asian Columbia girl into a bum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4438880)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 11:02 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle resort

Julia is neither hot or asian. Or Columbian. Or a girl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4438888)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 12:44 PM
Author: glittery swollen institution clown

i reread this with a bemused smile on my face, but completely cracked up when i got to "I also saw some bitch who looked like a fish." That part must have been lost in the hilarity of my first read through.

A+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4439494)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 3:41 PM
Author: Brass internal respiration

Hilarious. Even more hilarious if you've spent ten years or more riding around on NYC's subways.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4441056)





Date: February 10th, 2006 5:32 PM
Author: glittery swollen institution clown

where the hell did this go?!?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#5050217)





Date: February 10th, 2006 5:39 PM
Author: glittery swollen institution clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#5050296)





Date: May 12th, 2006 12:24 AM
Author: iridescent public bath faggot firefighter

These edits are just wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#5768946)





Date: May 27th, 2006 8:05 PM
Author: Electric faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#5866001)





Date: December 17th, 2007 6:51 AM
Author: glittery swollen institution clown

seriously, someone must have a copy of this somewhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#9039428)