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Rode a public subway. Here is my report. [174]
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Date: September 1st, 2005 1:14 AM Author: Shimmering puppy
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Date: September 1st, 2005 1:21 AM Author: bateful hyperventilating regret nowag "EDIT: I have determined that True Elites should have a special subway, maybe where the poors line up and we walk on their heads to the next car like that scene in Crocodile Dundee."
You may be the funniest motherfucker on this board. 180. |
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Date: September 1st, 2005 1:37 PM Author: vibrant lettuce school cafeteria I agree. this is a truly hilarious line. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3720040) |
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Date: September 1st, 2005 1:24 AM Author: curious messiness Yeah I hate riding the subway next to some kid with purple hair next to some queer with AIDS right next to some dude who just got out of jail for the fourth time right next to some 20-year-old mom with four kids. It's depressing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718104) |
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Date: September 1st, 2005 1:37 PM Author: vibrant lettuce school cafeteria John Rocker, is that you? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3720044) |
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Date: September 1st, 2005 1:38 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle Immigrant Philosopher-king Wow. I had missed this gem completely. 180 for the reference. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3720049) |
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Date: September 1st, 2005 1:37 AM Author: underhanded exhilarant sanctuary dysfunction "[[shit]], semen, [[feces]] and trash-"
redundant " I noticed a hot Asian girl wearing a Columbia shirt, so I looked at her tits for a few minutes. "
Disgusting, you race traitor. Mongoloid females don't have breasts anyway.
"He was wearing baggy clothes and had a stain on his $5 Nets shirt."
Knowing how niggers operate, it was probably a $75 Nets shirt, even if it looks like it's worth $5 (which it would be if it weren't an ignorant nigger doing theh buying). Where did such a dirt-poor nigger get the money to spend on his gaudy jewelry and overpriced sneakers and clothers? Stealing stereos, of course. |
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Date: September 1st, 2005 1:39 AM Author: bateful hyperventilating regret nowag How absolutely fucking asinine. You sound like a Los Angeles bus driver. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718211) |
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Date: September 1st, 2005 1:41 AM Author: Shimmering puppy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718224) |
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Date: September 1st, 2005 2:19 AM Author: underhanded exhilarant sanctuary dysfunction They were most likely fake. Asshole. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718388) |
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Date: September 1st, 2005 1:56 AM Author: Trip khaki trust fund 176.
What's wrong with giving a bum tic-tacs? Or an AIDS patient aspirin? Do they have nasty side effects for these people? |
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Date: September 1st, 2005 2:25 AM Author: Shimmering puppy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718426) |
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Date: September 1st, 2005 2:27 AM Author: Trip khaki trust fund Ah yes, I see. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718435) |
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Date: September 1st, 2005 2:42 AM Author: adulterous rigpig newt Fucking hi-larious, 180!
I thought these lines were especially funny:
"When we were finally able to sit down, I noticed how the TTT seats didn’t have cushions or cupholders, unlike my father’s Bentley."
"So I kind of pushed back against the people, but not that hard because I was wearing a $400 shirt that I had to protect from the taint of mediocrity." |
Date: September 1st, 2005 1:23 AM Author: milky hairraiser turdskin nursing home "First, we noticed that the subway platform is covered in shit, semen, feces and trash- the first sign of the lower classes"
180 just for that. |
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Date: September 1st, 2005 1:26 AM Author: frum cuck space "we should have PWN3D him and stomped on his head with topsiders without socks."
Simply Brilliant. |
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Date: September 1st, 2005 1:26 AM Author: Gay abode pistol um. how funny. this schtick is STILL going. great to see that somethings just never die. kinda like Full House. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718115) |
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Date: September 1st, 2005 1:27 AM Author: chartreuse public bath digit ratio How RUDE! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718121) |
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Date: September 1st, 2005 1:27 AM Author: bateful hyperventilating regret nowag Every time she said that I wanted to molest children. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718126) |
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Date: September 1st, 2005 1:28 AM Author: amethyst travel guidebook people who are hurt "My prep school friends and I looked at each other and considered beating the shit out of her- we would totally PWN her, because there were 4 of us, and because she couldn’t have been older than 10. Plus we collectively outweigh her by like 400 pounds." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718129) |
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Date: September 1st, 2005 1:33 AM Author: bateful hyperventilating regret nowag i loved this one (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718156) |
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Date: September 1st, 2005 1:31 AM Author: Shimmering puppy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718146) |
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Date: September 1st, 2005 1:26 AM Author: Internet-worthy boistinker 179 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718119) |
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Date: September 1st, 2005 1:38 AM Author: underhanded exhilarant sanctuary dysfunction (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718193) |
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Date: September 1st, 2005 2:08 AM Author: buck-toothed lascivious den 180. Great job again my friend. I liked the following part, as it really gets to the heart of the luxurious attitude exhibited by those with true prestige:
"I like to stretch out and put my arms out on armrests"
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Date: September 1st, 2005 2:23 AM Author: yellow cerebral state It's very funny, but for some reason when I read this paragraph I didn't find it funny:
"Then we saw some fucking bum... Yeah right fucker... If you have to fucking starve...He kept fucking... because it’s fucking funny to give a bum some tic-tacs. It’s like... fucking funny."
Too many "fucking/fucker", it didn't flow right...
Therefore, you get a 174. Good job. |
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Date: September 1st, 2005 2:23 AM Author: Shimmering puppy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718418) |
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Date: September 1st, 2005 2:30 AM Author: Cream Learning Disabled Knife Twinkling Uncleanness 180+++
> One of my friends took some nickels and threw them at the tracks when we saw the headlights, hoping the mongrels would plunge over the side to their deaths in a hysterical display of PWN4AG3. Tragically, they did not.
lmao |
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Date: September 1st, 2005 2:49 AM Author: rose alcoholic crackhouse brethren 180
Regardless of if you like 174 or not, he has been producing some hits lately. |
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Date: September 1st, 2005 2:55 AM Author: buck-toothed lascivious den your handle brings back good memories of that song. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718502) |
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Date: September 1st, 2005 1:28 PM Author: amethyst travel guidebook people who are hurt bump for day crowd (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3719992) |
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Date: September 1st, 2005 1:34 PM Author: Ungodly brunch Hey genius. What "private" subways have you ridden since you want to set a distinction. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3720028) |
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Date: September 1st, 2005 1:37 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle Immigrant Philosopher-king Many of the subways in Japan and Hong Kong are private. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3720038) |
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Date: September 1st, 2005 1:38 PM Author: Shimmering puppy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3720047) |
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Date: September 1st, 2005 1:38 PM Author: Ungodly brunch This board is based in America and all commentary is by default targeted for that audience.
I don't give a fuck how they do it in Japan, HK, or Mongolia for that matter.
Find me a city in America that has a "private" subway.
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Date: September 1st, 2005 1:40 PM Author: Shimmering puppy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3720059) |
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Date: September 1st, 2005 1:41 PM Author: Ungodly brunch Listen you little prep school fag.
Watch how you talk to me - remember I am working class. I don't just talk a good game. I'll come up to H over fall break and insert the break. |
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Date: September 1st, 2005 1:43 PM Author: Shimmering puppy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3720081) |
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Date: December 2nd, 2005 2:04 AM Author: Shimmering puppy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4437601) |
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Date: September 1st, 2005 1:37 PM Author: Shimmering puppy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3720041) |
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Date: September 1st, 2005 1:39 PM Author: Ungodly brunch Probably a Leer 70.
Tell him to buy a GS.
Wannabe. |
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Date: September 1st, 2005 1:40 PM Author: Shimmering puppy Enjoy your TTT! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3720061) |
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Date: September 1st, 2005 1:42 PM Author: Ungodly brunch You wish I went to a TTT. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3720070) |
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Date: September 1st, 2005 1:43 PM Author: Shimmering puppy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3720084) |
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Date: September 1st, 2005 1:45 PM Author: Ungodly brunch You would lose on SJ - no cause. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3720102) |
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Date: September 1st, 2005 1:39 PM Author: vibrant lettuce school cafeteria 180 for the post in its entirety. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3720051) |
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Date: September 1st, 2005 1:44 PM Author: purple thirsty goyim I agree its pretty good. I'm glad 174 is exhibiting some class (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3720091) |
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Date: September 1st, 2005 2:00 PM Author: wonderful out-of-control sound barrier I'm convinced most of the people on this thread are 174 himself. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3720173) |
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Date: September 1st, 2005 4:51 PM Author: Shimmering puppy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3721388) |
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Date: September 1st, 2005 4:53 PM Author: Lemon cruel-hearted piazza fanboi I took the 1 train at 1:30 this afternoon, and the train was full to overflowing with rancid school-aged children. What the fuck was going on, mass hooky? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3721405) |
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Date: September 1st, 2005 4:54 PM Author: Shimmering puppy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3721414) |
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Date: September 1st, 2005 5:09 PM Author: pearl hell shitlib This happened to me too, except almost all the children were Asian and a number of the boys were playing a queer hand-clapping game. One of the children stepped on my shoe repeatedly. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3721555) |
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Date: September 1st, 2005 5:13 PM Author: Shimmering puppy A+ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3721581) |
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Date: September 1st, 2005 4:55 PM Author: bistre irradiated tanning salon boltzmann "One of my friends took some nickels and threw them at the tracks when we saw the headlights, hoping the mongrels would plunge over the side to their deaths in a hysterical display of PWN4AG3. Tragically, they did not."
That was my favorite part.
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Date: September 2nd, 2005 6:43 PM Author: Sepia shrine classic (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3730709) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2005 6:48 PM Author: Arousing high-end lay 178 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3730735) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2005 6:54 PM Author: sadistic smoky roast beef property This was a lot better than the movie one. I think when you leave blatant racism out, you're much more clever.
Not bad.
However, you could be more consistent in your use of the serial comma.
Fairly funny overall.
However, this is coming from a dumb whorebitch.
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Date: December 2nd, 2005 1:57 AM Author: Shimmering puppy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4437560) |
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Date: December 2nd, 2005 1:58 AM Author: aphrodisiac faggot firefighter Good call. One of my favs. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4437563) |
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Date: December 2nd, 2005 2:21 AM Author: White histrionic legend "I have determined that True Elites should have a special subway, maybe where the poors line up and we walk on their heads to the next car like that scene in Crocodile Dundee."
outstanding |
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Date: December 2nd, 2005 2:49 AM Author: Boyish Therapy Becky As opposed to a private subway? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4437885) |
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Date: December 2nd, 2005 2:54 AM Author: Arousing high-end lay what's amazing is, this is actually not even his funniest post. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4437914) |
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Date: December 2nd, 2005 2:55 AM Author: Boyish Therapy Becky what's amazing is, this is actually not even a funny post.
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Date: December 2nd, 2005 2:56 AM Author: Arousing high-end lay i thought it was (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4437931) |
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Date: December 2nd, 2005 2:57 AM Author: Boyish Therapy Becky I tire of his boorish eliteness. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4437941) |
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Date: December 2nd, 2005 2:59 AM Author: adventurous incel the only funny part was the "EDIT" part at the end, everything else felt too contrived and laborious but of course, your audience is a bunch of law school ladderclimbers studying for exams (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4437949) |
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Date: December 2nd, 2005 3:02 AM Author: Sable Community Account Circlehead the fact that you exist makes me feel good about my pathetic self. At least I can say, yeah, I suck, BUT I'M no 174! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4437969) |
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Date: December 2nd, 2005 3:16 AM Author: overrated stage filthpig i enjoyed it the first time, and i enjoyed it again.
well played. |
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Date: December 2nd, 2005 10:37 AM Author: comical marketing idea Great job 174 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4438766) |
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Date: December 2nd, 2005 10:40 AM Author: Provocative Idiotic Mental Disorder Your friend had nickels?
That's very unprestigious. He should be unwilling to have any change other than 50 cent pieces and gold bullion. |
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Date: December 2nd, 2005 10:56 AM Author: kink-friendly spot I believe Susan B Anthony Silver dollars are also acceptable. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4438856) |
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Date: December 2nd, 2005 10:57 AM Author: Provocative Idiotic Mental Disorder Are you kidding? Those are the second least prestigious dollar coins (just after the one with the indian girl). They look like quarters. That's the dollar coin equivalent of a wigger. So, no. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4438863) |
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Date: December 2nd, 2005 10:59 AM Author: kink-friendly spot Gold buillion is too heavy to carry around and most people don't have appropriate scales to make a conversion.
You'd need a manservant and a personal moneychanger w/ you at all times, which I suppose is pretty prestigious, but for the efficiently prestigious silver dollars would work. You also get the look of confusion when the cashier attempts to figure out where to place the silver dollar in the money tray. |
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Date: December 2nd, 2005 11:00 AM Author: Provocative Idiotic Mental Disorder You must also be out of dubloons. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4438875) |
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Date: December 2nd, 2005 11:02 AM Author: kink-friendly spot I have vainly searched the floor of the Atlantic ocean for the fine Spanish coins, but have been unable to secure a second cache. I have been using fabrege eggs as currency now. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4438887) |
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Date: December 2nd, 2005 10:42 AM Author: pea-brained double fault I didn't even smile.
really, it is not that funny. |
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Date: December 2nd, 2005 10:50 AM Author: Shimmering puppy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4438821) |
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Date: December 2nd, 2005 10:51 AM Author: comical marketing idea When did you go to sleep and when did you wake up? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4438824) |
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Date: December 2nd, 2005 10:52 AM Author: Shimmering puppy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4438828) |
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Date: December 2nd, 2005 10:52 AM Author: comical marketing idea prestigious (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4438833) |
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Date: December 2nd, 2005 11:03 AM Author: pea-brained double fault no offense, but other things you have said were funnier.
sorry, just wasn't that interesting. |
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Date: December 2nd, 2005 11:00 AM Author: kink-friendly spot A few decent one-liners. It would have been more prestigious if you had made a bet with your friends to see if you could transform the bum into a successful business person and the hot Asian Columbia girl into a bum. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4438880) |
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Date: December 2nd, 2005 11:02 AM Author: Provocative Idiotic Mental Disorder Julia is neither hot or asian. Or Columbian. Or a girl. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4438888) |
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Date: December 2nd, 2005 12:44 PM Author: racy brass institution i reread this with a bemused smile on my face, but completely cracked up when i got to "I also saw some bitch who looked like a fish." That part must have been lost in the hilarity of my first read through.
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Date: December 2nd, 2005 3:41 PM Author: Alcoholic Locale Haunted Graveyard Hilarious. Even more hilarious if you've spent ten years or more riding around on NYC's subways. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4441056) |
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Date: February 10th, 2006 5:32 PM Author: racy brass institution where the hell did this go?!?! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#5050217) |
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Date: February 10th, 2006 5:39 PM Author: racy brass institution (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#5050296) |
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Date: May 12th, 2006 12:24 AM Author: Bat-shit-crazy Sandwich Useless Brakes These edits are just wrong. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#5768946) |
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Date: May 27th, 2006 8:05 PM Author: Maize floppy menage headpube (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#5866001) |
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Date: December 17th, 2007 6:51 AM Author: racy brass institution seriously, someone must have a copy of this somewhere (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#9039428) |