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honey-headed stead police squad
  09/01/05
"EDIT: I have determined that True Elites should have a...
poppy free-loading whorehouse
  09/01/05
I agree. this is a truly hilarious line.
vibrant rehab
  09/01/05
Yeah I hate riding the subway next to some kid with purple h...
Ungodly frozen base
  09/01/05
John Rocker, is that you?
vibrant rehab
  09/01/05
Wow. I had missed this gem completely. 180 for the referen...
exciting hairless fanboi
  09/01/05
"[[shit]], semen, [[feces]] and trash-" redunda...
garnet insane school kitty cat
  09/01/05
How absolutely fucking asinine. You sound like a Los Angeles...
poppy free-loading whorehouse
  09/01/05
...
honey-headed stead police squad
  09/01/05
They were most likely fake. Asshole.
garnet insane school kitty cat
  09/01/05
176. What's wrong with giving a bum tic-tacs? Or an AIDS ...
thriller useless legal warrant degenerate
  09/01/05
...
honey-headed stead police squad
  09/01/05
Ah yes, I see.
thriller useless legal warrant degenerate
  09/01/05
Fucking hi-larious, 180! I thought these lines were espe...
Cerebral brunch
  09/01/05
"First, we noticed that the subway platform is covered ...
Contagious maroon goal in life meetinghouse
  09/01/05
"we should have PWN3D him and stomped on his head with ...
naked elite location regret
  09/01/05
um. how funny. this schtick is STILL going. great to see t...
Impertinent hairraiser yarmulke codepig
  09/01/05
How RUDE!
Carnelian painfully honest twinkling uncleanness
  09/01/05
Every time she said that I wanted to molest children.
poppy free-loading whorehouse
  09/01/05
"My prep school friends and I looked at each other and ...
Brilliant Rough-skinned Stock Car
  09/01/05
i loved this one
poppy free-loading whorehouse
  09/01/05
...
honey-headed stead police squad
  09/01/05
179
Fear-inspiring opaque parlor
  09/01/05
...
garnet insane school kitty cat
  09/01/05
180. Great job again my friend. I liked the following par...
adventurous resort
  09/01/05
It's very funny, but for some reason when I read this paragr...
glittery alcoholic sound barrier
  09/01/05
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honey-headed stead police squad
  09/01/05
180+++ > One of my friends took some nickels and threw...
dull heaven windowlicker
  09/01/05
180 Regardless of if you like 174 or not, he has been pro...
Henna casino
  09/01/05
your handle brings back good memories of that song.
adventurous resort
  09/01/05
bump for day crowd
Brilliant Rough-skinned Stock Car
  09/01/05
Hey genius. What "private" subways have you ridde...
multi-colored gaming laptop
  09/01/05
Many of the subways in Japan and Hong Kong are private.
exciting hairless fanboi
  09/01/05
...
honey-headed stead police squad
  09/01/05
This board is based in America and all commentary is by defa...
multi-colored gaming laptop
  09/01/05
...
honey-headed stead police squad
  09/01/05
Listen you little prep school fag. Watch how you talk to ...
multi-colored gaming laptop
  09/01/05
...
honey-headed stead police squad
  09/01/05
...
honey-headed stead police squad
  12/02/05
...
honey-headed stead police squad
  09/01/05
Probably a Leer 70. Tell him to buy a GS. Wannabe.
multi-colored gaming laptop
  09/01/05
Enjoy your TTT!
honey-headed stead police squad
  09/01/05
You wish I went to a TTT.
multi-colored gaming laptop
  09/01/05
...
honey-headed stead police squad
  09/01/05
You would lose on SJ - no cause.
multi-colored gaming laptop
  09/01/05
180 for the post in its entirety.
vibrant rehab
  09/01/05
I agree its pretty good. I'm glad 174 is exhibiting some cl...
Arousing Filthy Sanctuary Sex Offender
  09/01/05
I'm convinced most of the people on this thread are 174 hims...
dashing cordovan theatre tank
  09/01/05
...
honey-headed stead police squad
  09/01/05
I took the 1 train at 1:30 this afternoon, and the train was...
Abusive State
  09/01/05
...
honey-headed stead police squad
  09/01/05
This happened to me too, except almost all the children were...
Swashbuckling Senate
  09/01/05
A+
honey-headed stead police squad
  09/01/05
"One of my friends took some nickels and threw them at ...
Mind-boggling impressive kitchen elastic band
  09/01/05
classic
flirting principal's office
  09/02/05
178
beady-eyed walnut marketing idea
  09/02/05
This was a lot better than the movie one. I think when you ...
aphrodisiac church mexican
  09/02/05
...
honey-headed stead police squad
  12/02/05
Good call. One of my favs.
plum gay wizard
  12/02/05
"I have determined that True Elites should have a speci...
Haunting buck-toothed preventive strike temple
  12/02/05
As opposed to a private subway?
primrose lascivious menage cumskin
  12/02/05
what's amazing is, this is actually not even his funniest po...
beady-eyed walnut marketing idea
  12/02/05
what's amazing is, this is actually not even a funny post.
primrose lascivious menage cumskin
  12/02/05
i thought it was
beady-eyed walnut marketing idea
  12/02/05
I tire of his boorish eliteness.
primrose lascivious menage cumskin
  12/02/05
the only funny part was the "EDIT" part at the end...
Chocolate den famous landscape painting
  12/02/05
the fact that you exist makes me feel good about my pathetic...
Claret corner son of senegal
  12/02/05
i enjoyed it the first time, and i enjoyed it again. well...
Jet piazza voyeur
  12/02/05
Great job 174
Appetizing hideous rigor gaping
  12/02/05
Your friend had nickels? That's very unprestigious. He s...
Rebellious trip business firm athletic conference
  12/02/05
I believe Susan B Anthony Silver dollars are also acceptable...
boyish set
  12/02/05
Are you kidding? Those are the second least prestigious dol...
Rebellious trip business firm athletic conference
  12/02/05
Gold buillion is too heavy to carry around and most people d...
boyish set
  12/02/05
You must also be out of dubloons.
Rebellious trip business firm athletic conference
  12/02/05
I have vainly searched the floor of the Atlantic ocean for t...
boyish set
  12/02/05
I didn't even smile. really, it is not that funny.
Yellow Volcanic Crater
  12/02/05
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honey-headed stead police squad
  12/02/05
When did you go to sleep and when did you wake up?
Appetizing hideous rigor gaping
  12/02/05
...
honey-headed stead police squad
  12/02/05
prestigious
Appetizing hideous rigor gaping
  12/02/05
no offense, but other things you have said were funnier. ...
Yellow Volcanic Crater
  12/02/05
A few decent one-liners. It would have been more prestigious...
boyish set
  12/02/05
Julia is neither hot or asian. Or Columbian. Or a girl.
Rebellious trip business firm athletic conference
  12/02/05
i reread this with a bemused smile on my face, but completel...
Sadistic people who are hurt
  12/02/05
Hilarious. Even more hilarious if you've spent ten years or...
sapphire 180 psychic queen of the night
  12/02/05
where the hell did this go?!?!
Sadistic people who are hurt
  02/10/06
...
Sadistic people who are hurt
  02/10/06
These edits are just wrong.
khaki charismatic parlour deer antler
  05/12/06
...
judgmental faggot firefighter
  05/27/06
seriously, someone must have a copy of this somewhere
Sadistic people who are hurt
  12/17/07


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Date: September 1st, 2005 1:14 AM
Author: honey-headed stead police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718044)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:21 AM
Author: poppy free-loading whorehouse

"EDIT: I have determined that True Elites should have a special subway, maybe where the poors line up and we walk on their heads to the next car like that scene in Crocodile Dundee."

You may be the funniest motherfucker on this board. 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718088)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:37 PM
Author: vibrant rehab

I agree. this is a truly hilarious line.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3720040)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:24 AM
Author: Ungodly frozen base

Yeah I hate riding the subway next to some kid with purple hair next to some queer with AIDS right next to some dude who just got out of jail for the fourth time right next to some 20-year-old mom with four kids. It's depressing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718104)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:37 PM
Author: vibrant rehab

John Rocker, is that you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3720044)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:38 PM
Author: exciting hairless fanboi

Wow. I had missed this gem completely. 180 for the reference.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3720049)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:37 AM
Author: garnet insane school kitty cat

"[[shit]], semen, [[feces]] and trash-"

redundant

" I noticed a hot Asian girl wearing a Columbia shirt, so I looked at her tits for a few minutes. "

Disgusting, you race traitor. Mongoloid females don't have breasts anyway.

"He was wearing baggy clothes and had a stain on his $5 Nets shirt."

Knowing how niggers operate, it was probably a $75 Nets shirt, even if it looks like it's worth $5 (which it would be if it weren't an ignorant nigger doing theh buying). Where did such a dirt-poor nigger get the money to spend on his gaudy jewelry and overpriced sneakers and clothers? Stealing stereos, of course.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718188)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:39 AM
Author: poppy free-loading whorehouse

How absolutely fucking asinine. You sound like a Los Angeles bus driver.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718211)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:41 AM
Author: honey-headed stead police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718224)





Date: September 1st, 2005 2:19 AM
Author: garnet insane school kitty cat

They were most likely fake. Asshole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718388)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:56 AM
Author: thriller useless legal warrant degenerate

176.

What's wrong with giving a bum tic-tacs? Or an AIDS patient aspirin? Do they have nasty side effects for these people?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718292)





Date: September 1st, 2005 2:25 AM
Author: honey-headed stead police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718426)





Date: September 1st, 2005 2:27 AM
Author: thriller useless legal warrant degenerate

Ah yes, I see.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718435)





Date: September 1st, 2005 2:42 AM
Author: Cerebral brunch

Fucking hi-larious, 180!

I thought these lines were especially funny:

"When we were finally able to sit down, I noticed how the TTT seats didn’t have cushions or cupholders, unlike my father’s Bentley."

"So I kind of pushed back against the people, but not that hard because I was wearing a $400 shirt that I had to protect from the taint of mediocrity."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718478)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:23 AM
Author: Contagious maroon goal in life meetinghouse

"First, we noticed that the subway platform is covered in shit, semen, feces and trash- the first sign of the lower classes"

180 just for that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718099)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:26 AM
Author: naked elite location regret

"we should have PWN3D him and stomped on his head with topsiders without socks."

Simply Brilliant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718112)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:26 AM
Author: Impertinent hairraiser yarmulke codepig

um. how funny. this schtick is STILL going. great to see that somethings just never die. kinda like Full House.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718115)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:27 AM
Author: Carnelian painfully honest twinkling uncleanness

How RUDE!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718121)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:27 AM
Author: poppy free-loading whorehouse

Every time she said that I wanted to molest children.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718126)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:28 AM
Author: Brilliant Rough-skinned Stock Car

"My prep school friends and I looked at each other and considered beating the shit out of her- we would totally PWN her, because there were 4 of us, and because she couldn’t have been older than 10. Plus we collectively outweigh her by like 400 pounds."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718129)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:33 AM
Author: poppy free-loading whorehouse

i loved this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718156)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:31 AM
Author: honey-headed stead police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718146)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:26 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring opaque parlor

179

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718119)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:38 AM
Author: garnet insane school kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718193)





Date: September 1st, 2005 2:08 AM
Author: adventurous resort

180.

Great job again my friend. I liked the following part, as it really gets to the heart of the luxurious attitude exhibited by those with true prestige:

"I like to stretch out and put my arms out on armrests"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718345)





Date: September 1st, 2005 2:23 AM
Author: glittery alcoholic sound barrier

It's very funny, but for some reason when I read this paragraph I didn't find it funny:

"Then we saw some fucking bum... Yeah right fucker... If you have to fucking starve...He kept fucking... because it’s fucking funny to give a bum some tic-tacs. It’s like... fucking funny."

Too many "fucking/fucker", it didn't flow right...

Therefore, you get a 174. Good job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718414)





Date: September 1st, 2005 2:23 AM
Author: honey-headed stead police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718418)





Date: September 1st, 2005 2:30 AM
Author: dull heaven windowlicker

180+++

> One of my friends took some nickels and threw them at the tracks when we saw the headlights, hoping the mongrels would plunge over the side to their deaths in a hysterical display of PWN4AG3. Tragically, they did not.

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718454)





Date: September 1st, 2005 2:49 AM
Author: Henna casino

180

Regardless of if you like 174 or not, he has been producing some hits lately.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718490)





Date: September 1st, 2005 2:55 AM
Author: adventurous resort

your handle brings back good memories of that song.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718502)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:28 PM
Author: Brilliant Rough-skinned Stock Car

bump for day crowd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3719992)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:34 PM
Author: multi-colored gaming laptop

Hey genius. What "private" subways have you ridden since you want to set a distinction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3720028)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:37 PM
Author: exciting hairless fanboi

Many of the subways in Japan and Hong Kong are private.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3720038)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:38 PM
Author: honey-headed stead police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3720047)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:38 PM
Author: multi-colored gaming laptop

This board is based in America and all commentary is by default targeted for that audience.

I don't give a fuck how they do it in Japan, HK, or Mongolia for that matter.

Find me a city in America that has a "private" subway.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3720050)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:40 PM
Author: honey-headed stead police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3720059)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:41 PM
Author: multi-colored gaming laptop

Listen you little prep school fag.

Watch how you talk to me - remember I am working class. I don't just talk a good game. I'll come up to H over fall break and insert the break.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3720064)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:43 PM
Author: honey-headed stead police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3720081)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 2:04 AM
Author: honey-headed stead police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4437601)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:37 PM
Author: honey-headed stead police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3720041)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:39 PM
Author: multi-colored gaming laptop

Probably a Leer 70.

Tell him to buy a GS.

Wannabe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3720057)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:40 PM
Author: honey-headed stead police squad

Enjoy your TTT!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3720061)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:42 PM
Author: multi-colored gaming laptop

You wish I went to a TTT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3720070)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:43 PM
Author: honey-headed stead police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3720084)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:45 PM
Author: multi-colored gaming laptop

You would lose on SJ - no cause.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3720102)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:39 PM
Author: vibrant rehab

180 for the post in its entirety.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3720051)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:44 PM
Author: Arousing Filthy Sanctuary Sex Offender

I agree its pretty good. I'm glad 174 is exhibiting some class

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3720091)





Date: September 1st, 2005 2:00 PM
Author: dashing cordovan theatre tank

I'm convinced most of the people on this thread are 174 himself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3720173)





Date: September 1st, 2005 4:51 PM
Author: honey-headed stead police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3721388)





Date: September 1st, 2005 4:53 PM
Author: Abusive State

I took the 1 train at 1:30 this afternoon, and the train was full to overflowing with rancid school-aged children. What the fuck was going on, mass hooky?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3721405)





Date: September 1st, 2005 4:54 PM
Author: honey-headed stead police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3721414)





Date: September 1st, 2005 5:09 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Senate

This happened to me too, except almost all the children were Asian and a number of the boys were playing a queer hand-clapping game. One of the children stepped on my shoe repeatedly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3721555)





Date: September 1st, 2005 5:13 PM
Author: honey-headed stead police squad

A+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3721581)





Date: September 1st, 2005 4:55 PM
Author: Mind-boggling impressive kitchen elastic band

"One of my friends took some nickels and threw them at the tracks when we saw the headlights, hoping the mongrels would plunge over the side to their deaths in a hysterical display of PWN4AG3. Tragically, they did not."

That was my favorite part.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3721426)





Date: September 2nd, 2005 6:43 PM
Author: flirting principal's office

classic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3730709)





Date: September 2nd, 2005 6:48 PM
Author: beady-eyed walnut marketing idea

178

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3730735)





Date: September 2nd, 2005 6:54 PM
Author: aphrodisiac church mexican

This was a lot better than the movie one. I think when you leave blatant racism out, you're much more clever.

Not bad.

However, you could be more consistent in your use of the serial comma.

Fairly funny overall.

However, this is coming from a dumb whorebitch.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3730773)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 1:57 AM
Author: honey-headed stead police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4437560)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 1:58 AM
Author: plum gay wizard

Good call. One of my favs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4437563)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 2:21 AM
Author: Haunting buck-toothed preventive strike temple

"I have determined that True Elites should have a special subway, maybe where the poors line up and we walk on their heads to the next car like that scene in Crocodile Dundee."

outstanding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4437700)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 2:49 AM
Author: primrose lascivious menage cumskin

As opposed to a private subway?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4437885)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 2:54 AM
Author: beady-eyed walnut marketing idea

what's amazing is, this is actually not even his funniest post.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4437914)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 2:55 AM
Author: primrose lascivious menage cumskin

what's amazing is, this is actually not even a funny post.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4437922)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 2:56 AM
Author: beady-eyed walnut marketing idea

i thought it was

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4437931)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 2:57 AM
Author: primrose lascivious menage cumskin

I tire of his boorish eliteness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4437941)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 2:59 AM
Author: Chocolate den famous landscape painting

the only funny part was the "EDIT" part at the end, everything else felt too contrived and laborious but of course, your audience is a bunch of law school ladderclimbers studying for exams

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4437949)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 3:02 AM
Author: Claret corner son of senegal

the fact that you exist makes me feel good about my pathetic self. At least I can say, yeah, I suck, BUT I'M no 174!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4437969)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 3:16 AM
Author: Jet piazza voyeur

i enjoyed it the first time, and i enjoyed it again.

well played.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4438068)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 10:37 AM
Author: Appetizing hideous rigor gaping

Great job 174

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4438766)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 10:40 AM
Author: Rebellious trip business firm athletic conference

Your friend had nickels?

That's very unprestigious. He should be unwilling to have any change other than 50 cent pieces and gold bullion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4438783)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 10:56 AM
Author: boyish set

I believe Susan B Anthony Silver dollars are also acceptable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4438856)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 10:57 AM
Author: Rebellious trip business firm athletic conference

Are you kidding? Those are the second least prestigious dollar coins (just after the one with the indian girl). They look like quarters. That's the dollar coin equivalent of a wigger. So, no.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4438863)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 10:59 AM
Author: boyish set

Gold buillion is too heavy to carry around and most people don't have appropriate scales to make a conversion.

You'd need a manservant and a personal moneychanger w/ you at all times, which I suppose is pretty prestigious, but for the efficiently prestigious silver dollars would work. You also get the look of confusion when the cashier attempts to figure out where to place the silver dollar in the money tray.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4438872)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 11:00 AM
Author: Rebellious trip business firm athletic conference

You must also be out of dubloons.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4438875)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 11:02 AM
Author: boyish set

I have vainly searched the floor of the Atlantic ocean for the fine Spanish coins, but have been unable to secure a second cache. I have been using fabrege eggs as currency now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4438887)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 10:42 AM
Author: Yellow Volcanic Crater

I didn't even smile.

really, it is not that funny.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4438790)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 10:50 AM
Author: honey-headed stead police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4438821)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 10:51 AM
Author: Appetizing hideous rigor gaping

When did you go to sleep and when did you wake up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4438824)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 10:52 AM
Author: honey-headed stead police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4438828)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 10:52 AM
Author: Appetizing hideous rigor gaping

prestigious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4438833)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 11:03 AM
Author: Yellow Volcanic Crater

no offense, but other things you have said were funnier.

sorry, just wasn't that interesting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4438893)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 11:00 AM
Author: boyish set

A few decent one-liners. It would have been more prestigious if you had made a bet with your friends to see if you could transform the bum into a successful business person and the hot Asian Columbia girl into a bum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4438880)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 11:02 AM
Author: Rebellious trip business firm athletic conference

Julia is neither hot or asian. Or Columbian. Or a girl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4438888)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 12:44 PM
Author: Sadistic people who are hurt

i reread this with a bemused smile on my face, but completely cracked up when i got to "I also saw some bitch who looked like a fish." That part must have been lost in the hilarity of my first read through.

A+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4439494)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 3:41 PM
Author: sapphire 180 psychic queen of the night

Hilarious. Even more hilarious if you've spent ten years or more riding around on NYC's subways.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4441056)





Date: February 10th, 2006 5:32 PM
Author: Sadistic people who are hurt

where the hell did this go?!?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#5050217)





Date: February 10th, 2006 5:39 PM
Author: Sadistic people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#5050296)





Date: May 12th, 2006 12:24 AM
Author: khaki charismatic parlour deer antler

These edits are just wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#5768946)





Date: May 27th, 2006 8:05 PM
Author: judgmental faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#5866001)





Date: December 17th, 2007 6:51 AM
Author: Sadistic people who are hurt

seriously, someone must have a copy of this somewhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#9039428)