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Rode a public subway. Here is my report. [174]

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arrogant insanely creepy gas station new version
  09/01/05
"EDIT: I have determined that True Elites should have a...
Passionate Old Irish Cottage School Cafeteria
  09/01/05
I agree. this is a truly hilarious line.
olive hairraiser mad-dog skullcap toilet seat
  09/01/05
Yeah I hate riding the subway next to some kid with purple h...
Impertinent senate brethren
  09/01/05
John Rocker, is that you?
olive hairraiser mad-dog skullcap toilet seat
  09/01/05
Wow. I had missed this gem completely. 180 for the referen...
Aromatic bat shit crazy kitty cat coldplay fan
  09/01/05
"[[shit]], semen, [[feces]] and trash-" redunda...
aggressive cruise ship friendly grandma
  09/01/05
How absolutely fucking asinine. You sound like a Los Angeles...
Passionate Old Irish Cottage School Cafeteria
  09/01/05
...
arrogant insanely creepy gas station new version
  09/01/05
They were most likely fake. Asshole.
aggressive cruise ship friendly grandma
  09/01/05
176. What's wrong with giving a bum tic-tacs? Or an AIDS ...
Opaque effete weed whacker voyeur
  09/01/05
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arrogant insanely creepy gas station new version
  09/01/05
Ah yes, I see.
Opaque effete weed whacker voyeur
  09/01/05
Fucking hi-larious, 180! I thought these lines were espe...
pale electric ticket booth
  09/01/05
"First, we noticed that the subway platform is covered ...
henna alcoholic location
  09/01/05
"we should have PWN3D him and stomped on his head with ...
Cocky space factory reset button
  09/01/05
um. how funny. this schtick is STILL going. great to see t...
maize theatre people who are hurt
  09/01/05
How RUDE!
Soggy Dopamine
  09/01/05
Every time she said that I wanted to molest children.
Passionate Old Irish Cottage School Cafeteria
  09/01/05
"My prep school friends and I looked at each other and ...
ultramarine death wish half-breed
  09/01/05
i loved this one
Passionate Old Irish Cottage School Cafeteria
  09/01/05
...
arrogant insanely creepy gas station new version
  09/01/05
179
Trip Bespoke Generalized Bond
  09/01/05
...
aggressive cruise ship friendly grandma
  09/01/05
180. Great job again my friend. I liked the following par...
free-loading casino codepig
  09/01/05
It's very funny, but for some reason when I read this paragr...
dead emerald temple
  09/01/05
...
arrogant insanely creepy gas station new version
  09/01/05
180+++ > One of my friends took some nickels and threw...
Hyperactive Stage Antidepressant Drug
  09/01/05
180 Regardless of if you like 174 or not, he has been pro...
Flirting Duck-like Masturbator
  09/01/05
your handle brings back good memories of that song.
free-loading casino codepig
  09/01/05
bump for day crowd
ultramarine death wish half-breed
  09/01/05
Hey genius. What "private" subways have you ridde...
Crusty exciting set
  09/01/05
Many of the subways in Japan and Hong Kong are private.
Aromatic bat shit crazy kitty cat coldplay fan
  09/01/05
...
arrogant insanely creepy gas station new version
  09/01/05
This board is based in America and all commentary is by defa...
Crusty exciting set
  09/01/05
...
arrogant insanely creepy gas station new version
  09/01/05
Listen you little prep school fag. Watch how you talk to ...
Crusty exciting set
  09/01/05
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arrogant insanely creepy gas station new version
  09/01/05
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arrogant insanely creepy gas station new version
  12/02/05
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arrogant insanely creepy gas station new version
  09/01/05
Probably a Leer 70. Tell him to buy a GS. Wannabe.
Crusty exciting set
  09/01/05
Enjoy your TTT!
arrogant insanely creepy gas station new version
  09/01/05
You wish I went to a TTT.
Crusty exciting set
  09/01/05
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arrogant insanely creepy gas station new version
  09/01/05
You would lose on SJ - no cause.
Crusty exciting set
  09/01/05
180 for the post in its entirety.
olive hairraiser mad-dog skullcap toilet seat
  09/01/05
I agree its pretty good. I'm glad 174 is exhibiting some cl...
Cerebral buck-toothed psychic
  09/01/05
I'm convinced most of the people on this thread are 174 hims...
Snowy state
  09/01/05
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arrogant insanely creepy gas station new version
  09/01/05
I took the 1 train at 1:30 this afternoon, and the train was...
Concupiscible Macaca
  09/01/05
...
arrogant insanely creepy gas station new version
  09/01/05
This happened to me too, except almost all the children were...
Amethyst odious french chef
  09/01/05
A+
arrogant insanely creepy gas station new version
  09/01/05
"One of my friends took some nickels and threw them at ...
grizzly immigrant useless brakes
  09/01/05
classic
Mint kitchen filthpig
  09/02/05
178
Spectacular domesticated crotch
  09/02/05
This was a lot better than the movie one. I think when you ...
Vivacious internet-worthy spot therapy
  09/02/05
...
arrogant insanely creepy gas station new version
  12/02/05
Good call. One of my favs.
ruddy wonderful goyim
  12/02/05
"I have determined that True Elites should have a speci...
Comical rusted stage
  12/02/05
As opposed to a private subway?
Flickering milk
  12/02/05
what's amazing is, this is actually not even his funniest po...
Spectacular domesticated crotch
  12/02/05
what's amazing is, this is actually not even a funny post.
Flickering milk
  12/02/05
i thought it was
Spectacular domesticated crotch
  12/02/05
I tire of his boorish eliteness.
Flickering milk
  12/02/05
the only funny part was the "EDIT" part at the end...
Lemon legend juggernaut
  12/02/05
the fact that you exist makes me feel good about my pathetic...
french fishy indian lodge cuckold
  12/02/05
i enjoyed it the first time, and i enjoyed it again. well...
bistre fiercely-loyal library alpha
  12/02/05
Great job 174
Mind-boggling scarlet school toaster
  12/02/05
Your friend had nickels? That's very unprestigious. He s...
Carmine Talented Prole Dingle Berry
  12/02/05
I believe Susan B Anthony Silver dollars are also acceptable...
supple lake persian
  12/02/05
Are you kidding? Those are the second least prestigious dol...
Carmine Talented Prole Dingle Berry
  12/02/05
Gold buillion is too heavy to carry around and most people d...
supple lake persian
  12/02/05
You must also be out of dubloons.
Carmine Talented Prole Dingle Berry
  12/02/05
I have vainly searched the floor of the Atlantic ocean for t...
supple lake persian
  12/02/05
I didn't even smile. really, it is not that funny.
azure property degenerate
  12/02/05
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arrogant insanely creepy gas station new version
  12/02/05
When did you go to sleep and when did you wake up?
Mind-boggling scarlet school toaster
  12/02/05
...
arrogant insanely creepy gas station new version
  12/02/05
prestigious
Mind-boggling scarlet school toaster
  12/02/05
no offense, but other things you have said were funnier. ...
azure property degenerate
  12/02/05
A few decent one-liners. It would have been more prestigious...
supple lake persian
  12/02/05
Julia is neither hot or asian. Or Columbian. Or a girl.
Carmine Talented Prole Dingle Berry
  12/02/05
i reread this with a bemused smile on my face, but completel...
self-absorbed violet lodge
  12/02/05
Hilarious. Even more hilarious if you've spent ten years or...
racy kink-friendly national security agency station
  12/02/05
where the hell did this go?!?!
self-absorbed violet lodge
  02/10/06
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self-absorbed violet lodge
  02/10/06
These edits are just wrong.
histrionic crystalline address
  05/12/06
...
contagious resort
  05/27/06
seriously, someone must have a copy of this somewhere
self-absorbed violet lodge
  12/17/07


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Date: September 1st, 2005 1:14 AM
Author: arrogant insanely creepy gas station new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718044)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:21 AM
Author: Passionate Old Irish Cottage School Cafeteria

"EDIT: I have determined that True Elites should have a special subway, maybe where the poors line up and we walk on their heads to the next car like that scene in Crocodile Dundee."

You may be the funniest motherfucker on this board. 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718088)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:37 PM
Author: olive hairraiser mad-dog skullcap toilet seat

I agree. this is a truly hilarious line.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3720040)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:24 AM
Author: Impertinent senate brethren

Yeah I hate riding the subway next to some kid with purple hair next to some queer with AIDS right next to some dude who just got out of jail for the fourth time right next to some 20-year-old mom with four kids. It's depressing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718104)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:37 PM
Author: olive hairraiser mad-dog skullcap toilet seat

John Rocker, is that you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3720044)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:38 PM
Author: Aromatic bat shit crazy kitty cat coldplay fan

Wow. I had missed this gem completely. 180 for the reference.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3720049)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:37 AM
Author: aggressive cruise ship friendly grandma

"[[shit]], semen, [[feces]] and trash-"

redundant

" I noticed a hot Asian girl wearing a Columbia shirt, so I looked at her tits for a few minutes. "

Disgusting, you race traitor. Mongoloid females don't have breasts anyway.

"He was wearing baggy clothes and had a stain on his $5 Nets shirt."

Knowing how niggers operate, it was probably a $75 Nets shirt, even if it looks like it's worth $5 (which it would be if it weren't an ignorant nigger doing theh buying). Where did such a dirt-poor nigger get the money to spend on his gaudy jewelry and overpriced sneakers and clothers? Stealing stereos, of course.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718188)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:39 AM
Author: Passionate Old Irish Cottage School Cafeteria

How absolutely fucking asinine. You sound like a Los Angeles bus driver.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718211)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:41 AM
Author: arrogant insanely creepy gas station new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718224)





Date: September 1st, 2005 2:19 AM
Author: aggressive cruise ship friendly grandma

They were most likely fake. Asshole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718388)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:56 AM
Author: Opaque effete weed whacker voyeur

176.

What's wrong with giving a bum tic-tacs? Or an AIDS patient aspirin? Do they have nasty side effects for these people?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718292)





Date: September 1st, 2005 2:25 AM
Author: arrogant insanely creepy gas station new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718426)





Date: September 1st, 2005 2:27 AM
Author: Opaque effete weed whacker voyeur

Ah yes, I see.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718435)





Date: September 1st, 2005 2:42 AM
Author: pale electric ticket booth

Fucking hi-larious, 180!

I thought these lines were especially funny:

"When we were finally able to sit down, I noticed how the TTT seats didn’t have cushions or cupholders, unlike my father’s Bentley."

"So I kind of pushed back against the people, but not that hard because I was wearing a $400 shirt that I had to protect from the taint of mediocrity."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718478)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:23 AM
Author: henna alcoholic location

"First, we noticed that the subway platform is covered in shit, semen, feces and trash- the first sign of the lower classes"

180 just for that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718099)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:26 AM
Author: Cocky space factory reset button

"we should have PWN3D him and stomped on his head with topsiders without socks."

Simply Brilliant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718112)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:26 AM
Author: maize theatre people who are hurt

um. how funny. this schtick is STILL going. great to see that somethings just never die. kinda like Full House.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718115)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:27 AM
Author: Soggy Dopamine

How RUDE!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718121)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:27 AM
Author: Passionate Old Irish Cottage School Cafeteria

Every time she said that I wanted to molest children.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718126)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:28 AM
Author: ultramarine death wish half-breed

"My prep school friends and I looked at each other and considered beating the shit out of her- we would totally PWN her, because there were 4 of us, and because she couldn’t have been older than 10. Plus we collectively outweigh her by like 400 pounds."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718129)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:33 AM
Author: Passionate Old Irish Cottage School Cafeteria

i loved this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718156)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:31 AM
Author: arrogant insanely creepy gas station new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718146)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:26 AM
Author: Trip Bespoke Generalized Bond

179

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718119)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:38 AM
Author: aggressive cruise ship friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718193)





Date: September 1st, 2005 2:08 AM
Author: free-loading casino codepig

180.

Great job again my friend. I liked the following part, as it really gets to the heart of the luxurious attitude exhibited by those with true prestige:

"I like to stretch out and put my arms out on armrests"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718345)





Date: September 1st, 2005 2:23 AM
Author: dead emerald temple

It's very funny, but for some reason when I read this paragraph I didn't find it funny:

"Then we saw some fucking bum... Yeah right fucker... If you have to fucking starve...He kept fucking... because it’s fucking funny to give a bum some tic-tacs. It’s like... fucking funny."

Too many "fucking/fucker", it didn't flow right...

Therefore, you get a 174. Good job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718414)





Date: September 1st, 2005 2:23 AM
Author: arrogant insanely creepy gas station new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718418)





Date: September 1st, 2005 2:30 AM
Author: Hyperactive Stage Antidepressant Drug

180+++

> One of my friends took some nickels and threw them at the tracks when we saw the headlights, hoping the mongrels would plunge over the side to their deaths in a hysterical display of PWN4AG3. Tragically, they did not.

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718454)





Date: September 1st, 2005 2:49 AM
Author: Flirting Duck-like Masturbator

180

Regardless of if you like 174 or not, he has been producing some hits lately.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718490)





Date: September 1st, 2005 2:55 AM
Author: free-loading casino codepig

your handle brings back good memories of that song.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718502)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:28 PM
Author: ultramarine death wish half-breed

bump for day crowd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3719992)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:34 PM
Author: Crusty exciting set

Hey genius. What "private" subways have you ridden since you want to set a distinction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3720028)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:37 PM
Author: Aromatic bat shit crazy kitty cat coldplay fan

Many of the subways in Japan and Hong Kong are private.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3720038)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:38 PM
Author: arrogant insanely creepy gas station new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3720047)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:38 PM
Author: Crusty exciting set

This board is based in America and all commentary is by default targeted for that audience.

I don't give a fuck how they do it in Japan, HK, or Mongolia for that matter.

Find me a city in America that has a "private" subway.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3720050)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:40 PM
Author: arrogant insanely creepy gas station new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3720059)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:41 PM
Author: Crusty exciting set

Listen you little prep school fag.

Watch how you talk to me - remember I am working class. I don't just talk a good game. I'll come up to H over fall break and insert the break.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3720064)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:43 PM
Author: arrogant insanely creepy gas station new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3720081)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 2:04 AM
Author: arrogant insanely creepy gas station new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4437601)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:37 PM
Author: arrogant insanely creepy gas station new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3720041)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:39 PM
Author: Crusty exciting set

Probably a Leer 70.

Tell him to buy a GS.

Wannabe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3720057)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:40 PM
Author: arrogant insanely creepy gas station new version

Enjoy your TTT!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3720061)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:42 PM
Author: Crusty exciting set

You wish I went to a TTT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3720070)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:43 PM
Author: arrogant insanely creepy gas station new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3720084)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:45 PM
Author: Crusty exciting set

You would lose on SJ - no cause.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3720102)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:39 PM
Author: olive hairraiser mad-dog skullcap toilet seat

180 for the post in its entirety.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3720051)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:44 PM
Author: Cerebral buck-toothed psychic

I agree its pretty good. I'm glad 174 is exhibiting some class

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3720091)





Date: September 1st, 2005 2:00 PM
Author: Snowy state

I'm convinced most of the people on this thread are 174 himself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3720173)





Date: September 1st, 2005 4:51 PM
Author: arrogant insanely creepy gas station new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3721388)





Date: September 1st, 2005 4:53 PM
Author: Concupiscible Macaca

I took the 1 train at 1:30 this afternoon, and the train was full to overflowing with rancid school-aged children. What the fuck was going on, mass hooky?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3721405)





Date: September 1st, 2005 4:54 PM
Author: arrogant insanely creepy gas station new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3721414)





Date: September 1st, 2005 5:09 PM
Author: Amethyst odious french chef

This happened to me too, except almost all the children were Asian and a number of the boys were playing a queer hand-clapping game. One of the children stepped on my shoe repeatedly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3721555)





Date: September 1st, 2005 5:13 PM
Author: arrogant insanely creepy gas station new version

A+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3721581)





Date: September 1st, 2005 4:55 PM
Author: grizzly immigrant useless brakes

"One of my friends took some nickels and threw them at the tracks when we saw the headlights, hoping the mongrels would plunge over the side to their deaths in a hysterical display of PWN4AG3. Tragically, they did not."

That was my favorite part.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3721426)





Date: September 2nd, 2005 6:43 PM
Author: Mint kitchen filthpig

classic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3730709)





Date: September 2nd, 2005 6:48 PM
Author: Spectacular domesticated crotch

178

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3730735)





Date: September 2nd, 2005 6:54 PM
Author: Vivacious internet-worthy spot therapy

This was a lot better than the movie one. I think when you leave blatant racism out, you're much more clever.

Not bad.

However, you could be more consistent in your use of the serial comma.

Fairly funny overall.

However, this is coming from a dumb whorebitch.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3730773)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 1:57 AM
Author: arrogant insanely creepy gas station new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4437560)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 1:58 AM
Author: ruddy wonderful goyim

Good call. One of my favs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4437563)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 2:21 AM
Author: Comical rusted stage

"I have determined that True Elites should have a special subway, maybe where the poors line up and we walk on their heads to the next car like that scene in Crocodile Dundee."

outstanding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4437700)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 2:49 AM
Author: Flickering milk

As opposed to a private subway?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4437885)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 2:54 AM
Author: Spectacular domesticated crotch

what's amazing is, this is actually not even his funniest post.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4437914)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 2:55 AM
Author: Flickering milk

what's amazing is, this is actually not even a funny post.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4437922)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 2:56 AM
Author: Spectacular domesticated crotch

i thought it was

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4437931)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 2:57 AM
Author: Flickering milk

I tire of his boorish eliteness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4437941)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 2:59 AM
Author: Lemon legend juggernaut

the only funny part was the "EDIT" part at the end, everything else felt too contrived and laborious but of course, your audience is a bunch of law school ladderclimbers studying for exams

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4437949)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 3:02 AM
Author: french fishy indian lodge cuckold

the fact that you exist makes me feel good about my pathetic self. At least I can say, yeah, I suck, BUT I'M no 174!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4437969)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 3:16 AM
Author: bistre fiercely-loyal library alpha

i enjoyed it the first time, and i enjoyed it again.

well played.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4438068)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 10:37 AM
Author: Mind-boggling scarlet school toaster

Great job 174

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4438766)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 10:40 AM
Author: Carmine Talented Prole Dingle Berry

Your friend had nickels?

That's very unprestigious. He should be unwilling to have any change other than 50 cent pieces and gold bullion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4438783)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 10:56 AM
Author: supple lake persian

I believe Susan B Anthony Silver dollars are also acceptable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4438856)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 10:57 AM
Author: Carmine Talented Prole Dingle Berry

Are you kidding? Those are the second least prestigious dollar coins (just after the one with the indian girl). They look like quarters. That's the dollar coin equivalent of a wigger. So, no.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4438863)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 10:59 AM
Author: supple lake persian

Gold buillion is too heavy to carry around and most people don't have appropriate scales to make a conversion.

You'd need a manservant and a personal moneychanger w/ you at all times, which I suppose is pretty prestigious, but for the efficiently prestigious silver dollars would work. You also get the look of confusion when the cashier attempts to figure out where to place the silver dollar in the money tray.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4438872)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 11:00 AM
Author: Carmine Talented Prole Dingle Berry

You must also be out of dubloons.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4438875)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 11:02 AM
Author: supple lake persian

I have vainly searched the floor of the Atlantic ocean for the fine Spanish coins, but have been unable to secure a second cache. I have been using fabrege eggs as currency now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4438887)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 10:42 AM
Author: azure property degenerate

I didn't even smile.

really, it is not that funny.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4438790)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 10:50 AM
Author: arrogant insanely creepy gas station new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4438821)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 10:51 AM
Author: Mind-boggling scarlet school toaster

When did you go to sleep and when did you wake up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4438824)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 10:52 AM
Author: arrogant insanely creepy gas station new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4438828)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 10:52 AM
Author: Mind-boggling scarlet school toaster

prestigious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4438833)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 11:03 AM
Author: azure property degenerate

no offense, but other things you have said were funnier.

sorry, just wasn't that interesting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4438893)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 11:00 AM
Author: supple lake persian

A few decent one-liners. It would have been more prestigious if you had made a bet with your friends to see if you could transform the bum into a successful business person and the hot Asian Columbia girl into a bum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4438880)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 11:02 AM
Author: Carmine Talented Prole Dingle Berry

Julia is neither hot or asian. Or Columbian. Or a girl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4438888)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 12:44 PM
Author: self-absorbed violet lodge

i reread this with a bemused smile on my face, but completely cracked up when i got to "I also saw some bitch who looked like a fish." That part must have been lost in the hilarity of my first read through.

A+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4439494)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 3:41 PM
Author: racy kink-friendly national security agency station

Hilarious. Even more hilarious if you've spent ten years or more riding around on NYC's subways.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4441056)





Date: February 10th, 2006 5:32 PM
Author: self-absorbed violet lodge

where the hell did this go?!?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#5050217)





Date: February 10th, 2006 5:39 PM
Author: self-absorbed violet lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#5050296)





Date: May 12th, 2006 12:24 AM
Author: histrionic crystalline address

These edits are just wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#5768946)





Date: May 27th, 2006 8:05 PM
Author: contagious resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#5866001)





Date: December 17th, 2007 6:51 AM
Author: self-absorbed violet lodge

seriously, someone must have a copy of this somewhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#9039428)