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Rode a public subway. Here is my report. [174]
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Date: September 1st, 2005 1:14 AM Author: Vivacious navy area
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Date: September 1st, 2005 1:21 AM Author: Motley Tanning Salon "EDIT: I have determined that True Elites should have a special subway, maybe where the poors line up and we walk on their heads to the next car like that scene in Crocodile Dundee."
You may be the funniest motherfucker on this board. 180. |
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Date: September 1st, 2005 1:37 PM Author: Hot brunch I agree. this is a truly hilarious line. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3720040) |
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Date: September 1st, 2005 1:24 AM Author: burgundy friendly grandma principal's office Yeah I hate riding the subway next to some kid with purple hair next to some queer with AIDS right next to some dude who just got out of jail for the fourth time right next to some 20-year-old mom with four kids. It's depressing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718104) |
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Date: September 1st, 2005 1:37 PM Author: Hot brunch John Rocker, is that you? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3720044) |
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Date: September 1st, 2005 1:38 PM Author: Ivory cuckoldry fanboi Wow. I had missed this gem completely. 180 for the reference. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3720049) |
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Date: September 1st, 2005 1:37 AM Author: titillating buff abode boistinker "[[shit]], semen, [[feces]] and trash-"
redundant " I noticed a hot Asian girl wearing a Columbia shirt, so I looked at her tits for a few minutes. "
Disgusting, you race traitor. Mongoloid females don't have breasts anyway.
"He was wearing baggy clothes and had a stain on his $5 Nets shirt."
Knowing how niggers operate, it was probably a $75 Nets shirt, even if it looks like it's worth $5 (which it would be if it weren't an ignorant nigger doing theh buying). Where did such a dirt-poor nigger get the money to spend on his gaudy jewelry and overpriced sneakers and clothers? Stealing stereos, of course. |
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Date: September 1st, 2005 1:39 AM Author: Motley Tanning Salon How absolutely fucking asinine. You sound like a Los Angeles bus driver. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718211) |
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Date: September 1st, 2005 1:41 AM Author: Vivacious navy area (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718224) |
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Date: September 1st, 2005 2:19 AM Author: titillating buff abode boistinker They were most likely fake. Asshole. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718388) |
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Date: September 1st, 2005 1:56 AM Author: Opaque jew police squad 176.
What's wrong with giving a bum tic-tacs? Or an AIDS patient aspirin? Do they have nasty side effects for these people? |
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Date: September 1st, 2005 2:25 AM Author: Vivacious navy area (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718426) |
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Date: September 1st, 2005 2:27 AM Author: Opaque jew police squad Ah yes, I see. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718435) |
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Date: September 1st, 2005 2:42 AM Author: Underhanded sanctuary gaming laptop Fucking hi-larious, 180!
I thought these lines were especially funny:
"When we were finally able to sit down, I noticed how the TTT seats didn’t have cushions or cupholders, unlike my father’s Bentley."
"So I kind of pushed back against the people, but not that hard because I was wearing a $400 shirt that I had to protect from the taint of mediocrity." |
Date: September 1st, 2005 1:23 AM Author: beady-eyed stage "First, we noticed that the subway platform is covered in shit, semen, feces and trash- the first sign of the lower classes"
180 just for that. |
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Date: September 1st, 2005 1:26 AM Author: lake senate "we should have PWN3D him and stomped on his head with topsiders without socks."
Simply Brilliant. |
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Date: September 1st, 2005 1:26 AM Author: brindle soul-stirring foreskin travel guidebook um. how funny. this schtick is STILL going. great to see that somethings just never die. kinda like Full House. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718115) |
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Date: September 1st, 2005 1:27 AM Author: trip turquoise selfie How RUDE! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718121) |
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Date: September 1st, 2005 1:27 AM Author: Motley Tanning Salon Every time she said that I wanted to molest children. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718126) |
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Date: September 1st, 2005 1:28 AM Author: Umber Pozpig "My prep school friends and I looked at each other and considered beating the shit out of her- we would totally PWN her, because there were 4 of us, and because she couldn’t have been older than 10. Plus we collectively outweigh her by like 400 pounds." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718129) |
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Date: September 1st, 2005 1:33 AM Author: Motley Tanning Salon i loved this one (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718156) |
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Date: September 1st, 2005 1:31 AM Author: Vivacious navy area (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718146) |
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Date: September 1st, 2005 1:26 AM Author: Plum talented address 179 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718119) |
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Date: September 1st, 2005 1:38 AM Author: titillating buff abode boistinker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718193) |
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Date: September 1st, 2005 2:08 AM Author: Hilarious Useless Brakes 180. Great job again my friend. I liked the following part, as it really gets to the heart of the luxurious attitude exhibited by those with true prestige:
"I like to stretch out and put my arms out on armrests"
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Date: September 1st, 2005 2:23 AM Author: henna narrow-minded deer antler It's very funny, but for some reason when I read this paragraph I didn't find it funny:
"Then we saw some fucking bum... Yeah right fucker... If you have to fucking starve...He kept fucking... because it’s fucking funny to give a bum some tic-tacs. It’s like... fucking funny."
Too many "fucking/fucker", it didn't flow right...
Therefore, you get a 174. Good job. |
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Date: September 1st, 2005 2:23 AM Author: Vivacious navy area (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718418) |
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Date: September 1st, 2005 2:30 AM Author: Arrogant Native 180+++
> One of my friends took some nickels and threw them at the tracks when we saw the headlights, hoping the mongrels would plunge over the side to their deaths in a hysterical display of PWN4AG3. Tragically, they did not.
lmao |
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Date: September 1st, 2005 2:49 AM Author: curious cordovan center fat ankles 180
Regardless of if you like 174 or not, he has been producing some hits lately. |
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Date: September 1st, 2005 2:55 AM Author: Hilarious Useless Brakes your handle brings back good memories of that song. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718502) |
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Date: September 1st, 2005 1:28 PM Author: Umber Pozpig bump for day crowd (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3719992) |
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Date: September 1st, 2005 1:34 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle corn cake Hey genius. What "private" subways have you ridden since you want to set a distinction. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3720028) |
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Date: September 1st, 2005 1:37 PM Author: Ivory cuckoldry fanboi Many of the subways in Japan and Hong Kong are private. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3720038) |
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Date: September 1st, 2005 1:38 PM Author: Vivacious navy area (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3720047) |
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Date: September 1st, 2005 1:38 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle corn cake This board is based in America and all commentary is by default targeted for that audience.
I don't give a fuck how they do it in Japan, HK, or Mongolia for that matter.
Find me a city in America that has a "private" subway.
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Date: September 1st, 2005 1:40 PM Author: Vivacious navy area (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3720059) |
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Date: September 1st, 2005 1:41 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle corn cake Listen you little prep school fag.
Watch how you talk to me - remember I am working class. I don't just talk a good game. I'll come up to H over fall break and insert the break. |
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Date: September 1st, 2005 1:43 PM Author: Vivacious navy area (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3720081) |
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Date: December 2nd, 2005 2:04 AM Author: Vivacious navy area (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4437601) |
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Date: September 1st, 2005 1:37 PM Author: Vivacious navy area (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3720041) |
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Date: September 1st, 2005 1:39 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle corn cake Probably a Leer 70.
Tell him to buy a GS.
Wannabe. |
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Date: September 1st, 2005 1:40 PM Author: Vivacious navy area Enjoy your TTT! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3720061) |
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Date: September 1st, 2005 1:42 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle corn cake You wish I went to a TTT. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3720070) |
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Date: September 1st, 2005 1:43 PM Author: Vivacious navy area (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3720084) |
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Date: September 1st, 2005 1:45 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle corn cake You would lose on SJ - no cause. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3720102) |
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Date: September 1st, 2005 1:39 PM Author: Hot brunch 180 for the post in its entirety. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3720051) |
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Date: September 1st, 2005 1:44 PM Author: Laughsome school cafeteria I agree its pretty good. I'm glad 174 is exhibiting some class (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3720091) |
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Date: September 1st, 2005 2:00 PM Author: stimulating ruddy philosopher-king dilemma I'm convinced most of the people on this thread are 174 himself. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3720173) |
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Date: September 1st, 2005 4:51 PM Author: Vivacious navy area (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3721388) |
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Date: September 1st, 2005 4:53 PM Author: Drab Bespoke Digit Ratio Box Office I took the 1 train at 1:30 this afternoon, and the train was full to overflowing with rancid school-aged children. What the fuck was going on, mass hooky? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3721405) |
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Date: September 1st, 2005 4:54 PM Author: Vivacious navy area (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3721414) |
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Date: September 1st, 2005 5:09 PM Author: garnet soggy wrinkle trust fund This happened to me too, except almost all the children were Asian and a number of the boys were playing a queer hand-clapping game. One of the children stepped on my shoe repeatedly. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3721555) |
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Date: September 1st, 2005 5:13 PM Author: Vivacious navy area A+ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3721581) |
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Date: September 1st, 2005 4:55 PM Author: house-broken athletic conference "One of my friends took some nickels and threw them at the tracks when we saw the headlights, hoping the mongrels would plunge over the side to their deaths in a hysterical display of PWN4AG3. Tragically, they did not."
That was my favorite part.
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Date: September 2nd, 2005 6:43 PM Author: Boyish Fuchsia Trailer Park classic (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3730709) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2005 6:48 PM Author: Wine parlor 178 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3730735) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2005 6:54 PM Author: Yapping pale space This was a lot better than the movie one. I think when you leave blatant racism out, you're much more clever.
Not bad.
However, you could be more consistent in your use of the serial comma.
Fairly funny overall.
However, this is coming from a dumb whorebitch.
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Date: December 2nd, 2005 1:57 AM Author: Vivacious navy area (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4437560) |
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Date: December 2nd, 2005 1:58 AM Author: territorial organic girlfriend idea he suggested Good call. One of my favs. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4437563) |
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Date: December 2nd, 2005 2:21 AM Author: frisky vigorous headpube "I have determined that True Elites should have a special subway, maybe where the poors line up and we walk on their heads to the next car like that scene in Crocodile Dundee."
outstanding |
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Date: December 2nd, 2005 2:49 AM Author: twinkling resort haunted graveyard As opposed to a private subway? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4437885) |
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Date: December 2nd, 2005 2:54 AM Author: Wine parlor what's amazing is, this is actually not even his funniest post. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4437914) |
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Date: December 2nd, 2005 2:55 AM Author: twinkling resort haunted graveyard what's amazing is, this is actually not even a funny post.
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Date: December 2nd, 2005 2:56 AM Author: Wine parlor i thought it was (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4437931) |
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Date: December 2nd, 2005 2:57 AM Author: twinkling resort haunted graveyard I tire of his boorish eliteness. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4437941) |
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Date: December 2nd, 2005 2:59 AM Author: arousing dragon yarmulke the only funny part was the "EDIT" part at the end, everything else felt too contrived and laborious but of course, your audience is a bunch of law school ladderclimbers studying for exams (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4437949) |
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Date: December 2nd, 2005 3:02 AM Author: Bat Shit Crazy Immigrant the fact that you exist makes me feel good about my pathetic self. At least I can say, yeah, I suck, BUT I'M no 174! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4437969) |
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Date: December 2nd, 2005 3:16 AM Author: Bearded property laser beams i enjoyed it the first time, and i enjoyed it again.
well played. |
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Date: December 2nd, 2005 10:37 AM Author: Insanely creepy blathering chapel genital piercing Great job 174 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4438766) |
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Date: December 2nd, 2005 10:40 AM Author: Appetizing Bright Office Your friend had nickels?
That's very unprestigious. He should be unwilling to have any change other than 50 cent pieces and gold bullion. |
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Date: December 2nd, 2005 10:56 AM Author: topaz slap-happy locale personal credit line I believe Susan B Anthony Silver dollars are also acceptable. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4438856) |
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Date: December 2nd, 2005 10:57 AM Author: Appetizing Bright Office Are you kidding? Those are the second least prestigious dollar coins (just after the one with the indian girl). They look like quarters. That's the dollar coin equivalent of a wigger. So, no. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4438863) |
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Date: December 2nd, 2005 10:59 AM Author: topaz slap-happy locale personal credit line Gold buillion is too heavy to carry around and most people don't have appropriate scales to make a conversion.
You'd need a manservant and a personal moneychanger w/ you at all times, which I suppose is pretty prestigious, but for the efficiently prestigious silver dollars would work. You also get the look of confusion when the cashier attempts to figure out where to place the silver dollar in the money tray. |
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Date: December 2nd, 2005 11:00 AM Author: Appetizing Bright Office You must also be out of dubloons. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4438875) |
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Date: December 2nd, 2005 11:02 AM Author: topaz slap-happy locale personal credit line I have vainly searched the floor of the Atlantic ocean for the fine Spanish coins, but have been unable to secure a second cache. I have been using fabrege eggs as currency now. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4438887) |
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Date: December 2nd, 2005 10:42 AM Author: Talking community account plaza I didn't even smile.
really, it is not that funny. |
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Date: December 2nd, 2005 10:50 AM Author: Vivacious navy area (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4438821) |
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Date: December 2nd, 2005 10:51 AM Author: Insanely creepy blathering chapel genital piercing When did you go to sleep and when did you wake up? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4438824) |
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Date: December 2nd, 2005 10:52 AM Author: Vivacious navy area (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4438828) |
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Date: December 2nd, 2005 10:52 AM Author: Insanely creepy blathering chapel genital piercing prestigious (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4438833) |
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Date: December 2nd, 2005 11:03 AM Author: Talking community account plaza no offense, but other things you have said were funnier.
sorry, just wasn't that interesting. |
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Date: December 2nd, 2005 11:00 AM Author: topaz slap-happy locale personal credit line A few decent one-liners. It would have been more prestigious if you had made a bet with your friends to see if you could transform the bum into a successful business person and the hot Asian Columbia girl into a bum. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4438880) |
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Date: December 2nd, 2005 11:02 AM Author: Appetizing Bright Office Julia is neither hot or asian. Or Columbian. Or a girl. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4438888) |
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Date: December 2nd, 2005 12:44 PM Author: galvanic lodge i reread this with a bemused smile on my face, but completely cracked up when i got to "I also saw some bitch who looked like a fish." That part must have been lost in the hilarity of my first read through.
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Date: December 2nd, 2005 3:41 PM Author: bistre national Hilarious. Even more hilarious if you've spent ten years or more riding around on NYC's subways. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4441056) |
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Date: February 10th, 2006 5:32 PM Author: galvanic lodge where the hell did this go?!?! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#5050217) |
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Date: February 10th, 2006 5:39 PM Author: galvanic lodge (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#5050296) |
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Date: May 12th, 2006 12:24 AM Author: Stirring faggot firefighter set These edits are just wrong. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#5768946) |
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Date: May 27th, 2006 8:05 PM Author: Exhilarant Parlour Hissy Fit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#5866001) |
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Date: December 17th, 2007 6:51 AM Author: galvanic lodge seriously, someone must have a copy of this somewhere (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#9039428) |