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Rode a public subway. Here is my report. [174]

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Outnumbered thirsty windowlicker black woman
  09/01/05
"EDIT: I have determined that True Elites should have a...
glittery dilemma
  09/01/05
I agree. this is a truly hilarious line.
chrome sick school
  09/01/05
Yeah I hate riding the subway next to some kid with purple h...
judgmental gunner
  09/01/05
John Rocker, is that you?
chrome sick school
  09/01/05
Wow. I had missed this gem completely. 180 for the referen...
hot talented location
  09/01/05
"[[shit]], semen, [[feces]] and trash-" redunda...
Godawful Sanctuary Hairy Legs
  09/01/05
How absolutely fucking asinine. You sound like a Los Angeles...
glittery dilemma
  09/01/05
...
Outnumbered thirsty windowlicker black woman
  09/01/05
They were most likely fake. Asshole.
Godawful Sanctuary Hairy Legs
  09/01/05
176. What's wrong with giving a bum tic-tacs? Or an AIDS ...
fragrant scourge upon the earth
  09/01/05
...
Outnumbered thirsty windowlicker black woman
  09/01/05
Ah yes, I see.
fragrant scourge upon the earth
  09/01/05
Fucking hi-larious, 180! I thought these lines were espe...
misunderstood turquoise travel guidebook
  09/01/05
"First, we noticed that the subway platform is covered ...
Pearly Stage
  09/01/05
"we should have PWN3D him and stomped on his head with ...
peach rough-skinned idiot
  09/01/05
um. how funny. this schtick is STILL going. great to see t...
cerebral orchid mother candlestick maker
  09/01/05
How RUDE!
boyish space
  09/01/05
Every time she said that I wanted to molest children.
glittery dilemma
  09/01/05
"My prep school friends and I looked at each other and ...
swollen pungent parlour quadroon
  09/01/05
i loved this one
glittery dilemma
  09/01/05
...
Outnumbered thirsty windowlicker black woman
  09/01/05
179
Costumed Deranged Box Office Doctorate
  09/01/05
...
Godawful Sanctuary Hairy Legs
  09/01/05
180. Great job again my friend. I liked the following par...
Thriller jet coffee pot
  09/01/05
It's very funny, but for some reason when I read this paragr...
multi-colored tattoo
  09/01/05
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Outnumbered thirsty windowlicker black woman
  09/01/05
180+++ > One of my friends took some nickels and threw...
bespoke electric furnace
  09/01/05
180 Regardless of if you like 174 or not, he has been pro...
Fear-inspiring school cafeteria wrinkle
  09/01/05
your handle brings back good memories of that song.
Thriller jet coffee pot
  09/01/05
bump for day crowd
swollen pungent parlour quadroon
  09/01/05
Hey genius. What "private" subways have you ridde...
Narrow-minded Native Pocket Flask
  09/01/05
Many of the subways in Japan and Hong Kong are private.
hot talented location
  09/01/05
...
Outnumbered thirsty windowlicker black woman
  09/01/05
This board is based in America and all commentary is by defa...
Narrow-minded Native Pocket Flask
  09/01/05
...
Outnumbered thirsty windowlicker black woman
  09/01/05
Listen you little prep school fag. Watch how you talk to ...
Narrow-minded Native Pocket Flask
  09/01/05
...
Outnumbered thirsty windowlicker black woman
  09/01/05
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Outnumbered thirsty windowlicker black woman
  12/02/05
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Outnumbered thirsty windowlicker black woman
  09/01/05
Probably a Leer 70. Tell him to buy a GS. Wannabe.
Narrow-minded Native Pocket Flask
  09/01/05
Enjoy your TTT!
Outnumbered thirsty windowlicker black woman
  09/01/05
You wish I went to a TTT.
Narrow-minded Native Pocket Flask
  09/01/05
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Outnumbered thirsty windowlicker black woman
  09/01/05
You would lose on SJ - no cause.
Narrow-minded Native Pocket Flask
  09/01/05
180 for the post in its entirety.
chrome sick school
  09/01/05
I agree its pretty good. I'm glad 174 is exhibiting some cl...
Aromatic Insane Hospital Coldplay Fan
  09/01/05
I'm convinced most of the people on this thread are 174 hims...
claret toaster
  09/01/05
...
Outnumbered thirsty windowlicker black woman
  09/01/05
I took the 1 train at 1:30 this afternoon, and the train was...
internet-worthy immigrant becky
  09/01/05
...
Outnumbered thirsty windowlicker black woman
  09/01/05
This happened to me too, except almost all the children were...
razzle-dazzle abode
  09/01/05
A+
Outnumbered thirsty windowlicker black woman
  09/01/05
"One of my friends took some nickels and threw them at ...
Walnut Rebellious Property Therapy
  09/01/05
classic
Sooty boistinker son of senegal
  09/02/05
178
Blue underhanded gaping
  09/02/05
This was a lot better than the movie one. I think when you ...
maroon histrionic knife office
  09/02/05
...
Outnumbered thirsty windowlicker black woman
  12/02/05
Good call. One of my favs.
Flesh Whorehouse Wagecucks
  12/02/05
"I have determined that True Elites should have a speci...
orange newt community account
  12/02/05
As opposed to a private subway?
Silver concupiscible trust fund toilet seat
  12/02/05
what's amazing is, this is actually not even his funniest po...
Blue underhanded gaping
  12/02/05
what's amazing is, this is actually not even a funny post.
Silver concupiscible trust fund toilet seat
  12/02/05
i thought it was
Blue underhanded gaping
  12/02/05
I tire of his boorish eliteness.
Silver concupiscible trust fund toilet seat
  12/02/05
the only funny part was the "EDIT" part at the end...
mewling principal's office ape
  12/02/05
the fact that you exist makes me feel good about my pathetic...
Exciting rusted indian lodge
  12/02/05
i enjoyed it the first time, and i enjoyed it again. well...
Indigo cruise ship incel
  12/02/05
Great job 174
Floppy mauve home
  12/02/05
Your friend had nickels? That's very unprestigious. He s...
Trip area
  12/02/05
I believe Susan B Anthony Silver dollars are also acceptable...
Slippery bossy preventive strike
  12/02/05
Are you kidding? Those are the second least prestigious dol...
Trip area
  12/02/05
Gold buillion is too heavy to carry around and most people d...
Slippery bossy preventive strike
  12/02/05
You must also be out of dubloons.
Trip area
  12/02/05
I have vainly searched the floor of the Atlantic ocean for t...
Slippery bossy preventive strike
  12/02/05
I didn't even smile. really, it is not that funny.
lascivious filthy point
  12/02/05
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Outnumbered thirsty windowlicker black woman
  12/02/05
When did you go to sleep and when did you wake up?
Floppy mauve home
  12/02/05
...
Outnumbered thirsty windowlicker black woman
  12/02/05
prestigious
Floppy mauve home
  12/02/05
no offense, but other things you have said were funnier. ...
lascivious filthy point
  12/02/05
A few decent one-liners. It would have been more prestigious...
Slippery bossy preventive strike
  12/02/05
Julia is neither hot or asian. Or Columbian. Or a girl.
Trip area
  12/02/05
i reread this with a bemused smile on my face, but completel...
razzmatazz indecent masturbator
  12/02/05
Hilarious. Even more hilarious if you've spent ten years or...
dashing ratface resort
  12/02/05
where the hell did this go?!?!
razzmatazz indecent masturbator
  02/10/06
...
razzmatazz indecent masturbator
  02/10/06
These edits are just wrong.
Topaz charismatic laser beams theatre
  05/12/06
...
heady azure chad
  05/27/06
seriously, someone must have a copy of this somewhere
razzmatazz indecent masturbator
  12/17/07


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Date: September 1st, 2005 1:14 AM
Author: Outnumbered thirsty windowlicker black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718044)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:21 AM
Author: glittery dilemma

"EDIT: I have determined that True Elites should have a special subway, maybe where the poors line up and we walk on their heads to the next car like that scene in Crocodile Dundee."

You may be the funniest motherfucker on this board. 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718088)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:37 PM
Author: chrome sick school

I agree. this is a truly hilarious line.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3720040)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:24 AM
Author: judgmental gunner

Yeah I hate riding the subway next to some kid with purple hair next to some queer with AIDS right next to some dude who just got out of jail for the fourth time right next to some 20-year-old mom with four kids. It's depressing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718104)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:37 PM
Author: chrome sick school

John Rocker, is that you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3720044)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:38 PM
Author: hot talented location

Wow. I had missed this gem completely. 180 for the reference.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3720049)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:37 AM
Author: Godawful Sanctuary Hairy Legs

"[[shit]], semen, [[feces]] and trash-"

redundant

" I noticed a hot Asian girl wearing a Columbia shirt, so I looked at her tits for a few minutes. "

Disgusting, you race traitor. Mongoloid females don't have breasts anyway.

"He was wearing baggy clothes and had a stain on his $5 Nets shirt."

Knowing how niggers operate, it was probably a $75 Nets shirt, even if it looks like it's worth $5 (which it would be if it weren't an ignorant nigger doing theh buying). Where did such a dirt-poor nigger get the money to spend on his gaudy jewelry and overpriced sneakers and clothers? Stealing stereos, of course.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718188)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:39 AM
Author: glittery dilemma

How absolutely fucking asinine. You sound like a Los Angeles bus driver.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718211)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:41 AM
Author: Outnumbered thirsty windowlicker black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718224)





Date: September 1st, 2005 2:19 AM
Author: Godawful Sanctuary Hairy Legs

They were most likely fake. Asshole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718388)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:56 AM
Author: fragrant scourge upon the earth

176.

What's wrong with giving a bum tic-tacs? Or an AIDS patient aspirin? Do they have nasty side effects for these people?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718292)





Date: September 1st, 2005 2:25 AM
Author: Outnumbered thirsty windowlicker black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718426)





Date: September 1st, 2005 2:27 AM
Author: fragrant scourge upon the earth

Ah yes, I see.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718435)





Date: September 1st, 2005 2:42 AM
Author: misunderstood turquoise travel guidebook

Fucking hi-larious, 180!

I thought these lines were especially funny:

"When we were finally able to sit down, I noticed how the TTT seats didn’t have cushions or cupholders, unlike my father’s Bentley."

"So I kind of pushed back against the people, but not that hard because I was wearing a $400 shirt that I had to protect from the taint of mediocrity."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718478)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:23 AM
Author: Pearly Stage

"First, we noticed that the subway platform is covered in shit, semen, feces and trash- the first sign of the lower classes"

180 just for that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718099)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:26 AM
Author: peach rough-skinned idiot

"we should have PWN3D him and stomped on his head with topsiders without socks."

Simply Brilliant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718112)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:26 AM
Author: cerebral orchid mother candlestick maker

um. how funny. this schtick is STILL going. great to see that somethings just never die. kinda like Full House.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718115)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:27 AM
Author: boyish space

How RUDE!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718121)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:27 AM
Author: glittery dilemma

Every time she said that I wanted to molest children.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718126)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:28 AM
Author: swollen pungent parlour quadroon

"My prep school friends and I looked at each other and considered beating the shit out of her- we would totally PWN her, because there were 4 of us, and because she couldn’t have been older than 10. Plus we collectively outweigh her by like 400 pounds."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718129)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:33 AM
Author: glittery dilemma

i loved this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718156)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:31 AM
Author: Outnumbered thirsty windowlicker black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718146)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:26 AM
Author: Costumed Deranged Box Office Doctorate

179

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718119)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:38 AM
Author: Godawful Sanctuary Hairy Legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718193)





Date: September 1st, 2005 2:08 AM
Author: Thriller jet coffee pot

180.

Great job again my friend. I liked the following part, as it really gets to the heart of the luxurious attitude exhibited by those with true prestige:

"I like to stretch out and put my arms out on armrests"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718345)





Date: September 1st, 2005 2:23 AM
Author: multi-colored tattoo

It's very funny, but for some reason when I read this paragraph I didn't find it funny:

"Then we saw some fucking bum... Yeah right fucker... If you have to fucking starve...He kept fucking... because it’s fucking funny to give a bum some tic-tacs. It’s like... fucking funny."

Too many "fucking/fucker", it didn't flow right...

Therefore, you get a 174. Good job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718414)





Date: September 1st, 2005 2:23 AM
Author: Outnumbered thirsty windowlicker black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718418)





Date: September 1st, 2005 2:30 AM
Author: bespoke electric furnace

180+++

> One of my friends took some nickels and threw them at the tracks when we saw the headlights, hoping the mongrels would plunge over the side to their deaths in a hysterical display of PWN4AG3. Tragically, they did not.

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718454)





Date: September 1st, 2005 2:49 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring school cafeteria wrinkle

180

Regardless of if you like 174 or not, he has been producing some hits lately.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718490)





Date: September 1st, 2005 2:55 AM
Author: Thriller jet coffee pot

your handle brings back good memories of that song.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718502)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:28 PM
Author: swollen pungent parlour quadroon

bump for day crowd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3719992)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:34 PM
Author: Narrow-minded Native Pocket Flask

Hey genius. What "private" subways have you ridden since you want to set a distinction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3720028)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:37 PM
Author: hot talented location

Many of the subways in Japan and Hong Kong are private.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3720038)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:38 PM
Author: Outnumbered thirsty windowlicker black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3720047)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:38 PM
Author: Narrow-minded Native Pocket Flask

This board is based in America and all commentary is by default targeted for that audience.

I don't give a fuck how they do it in Japan, HK, or Mongolia for that matter.

Find me a city in America that has a "private" subway.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3720050)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:40 PM
Author: Outnumbered thirsty windowlicker black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3720059)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:41 PM
Author: Narrow-minded Native Pocket Flask

Listen you little prep school fag.

Watch how you talk to me - remember I am working class. I don't just talk a good game. I'll come up to H over fall break and insert the break.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3720064)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:43 PM
Author: Outnumbered thirsty windowlicker black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3720081)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 2:04 AM
Author: Outnumbered thirsty windowlicker black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4437601)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:37 PM
Author: Outnumbered thirsty windowlicker black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3720041)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:39 PM
Author: Narrow-minded Native Pocket Flask

Probably a Leer 70.

Tell him to buy a GS.

Wannabe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3720057)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:40 PM
Author: Outnumbered thirsty windowlicker black woman

Enjoy your TTT!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3720061)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:42 PM
Author: Narrow-minded Native Pocket Flask

You wish I went to a TTT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3720070)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:43 PM
Author: Outnumbered thirsty windowlicker black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3720084)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:45 PM
Author: Narrow-minded Native Pocket Flask

You would lose on SJ - no cause.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3720102)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:39 PM
Author: chrome sick school

180 for the post in its entirety.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3720051)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:44 PM
Author: Aromatic Insane Hospital Coldplay Fan

I agree its pretty good. I'm glad 174 is exhibiting some class

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3720091)





Date: September 1st, 2005 2:00 PM
Author: claret toaster

I'm convinced most of the people on this thread are 174 himself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3720173)





Date: September 1st, 2005 4:51 PM
Author: Outnumbered thirsty windowlicker black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3721388)





Date: September 1st, 2005 4:53 PM
Author: internet-worthy immigrant becky

I took the 1 train at 1:30 this afternoon, and the train was full to overflowing with rancid school-aged children. What the fuck was going on, mass hooky?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3721405)





Date: September 1st, 2005 4:54 PM
Author: Outnumbered thirsty windowlicker black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3721414)





Date: September 1st, 2005 5:09 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle abode

This happened to me too, except almost all the children were Asian and a number of the boys were playing a queer hand-clapping game. One of the children stepped on my shoe repeatedly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3721555)





Date: September 1st, 2005 5:13 PM
Author: Outnumbered thirsty windowlicker black woman

A+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3721581)





Date: September 1st, 2005 4:55 PM
Author: Walnut Rebellious Property Therapy

"One of my friends took some nickels and threw them at the tracks when we saw the headlights, hoping the mongrels would plunge over the side to their deaths in a hysterical display of PWN4AG3. Tragically, they did not."

That was my favorite part.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3721426)





Date: September 2nd, 2005 6:43 PM
Author: Sooty boistinker son of senegal

classic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3730709)





Date: September 2nd, 2005 6:48 PM
Author: Blue underhanded gaping

178

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3730735)





Date: September 2nd, 2005 6:54 PM
Author: maroon histrionic knife office

This was a lot better than the movie one. I think when you leave blatant racism out, you're much more clever.

Not bad.

However, you could be more consistent in your use of the serial comma.

Fairly funny overall.

However, this is coming from a dumb whorebitch.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3730773)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 1:57 AM
Author: Outnumbered thirsty windowlicker black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4437560)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 1:58 AM
Author: Flesh Whorehouse Wagecucks

Good call. One of my favs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4437563)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 2:21 AM
Author: orange newt community account

"I have determined that True Elites should have a special subway, maybe where the poors line up and we walk on their heads to the next car like that scene in Crocodile Dundee."

outstanding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4437700)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 2:49 AM
Author: Silver concupiscible trust fund toilet seat

As opposed to a private subway?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4437885)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 2:54 AM
Author: Blue underhanded gaping

what's amazing is, this is actually not even his funniest post.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4437914)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 2:55 AM
Author: Silver concupiscible trust fund toilet seat

what's amazing is, this is actually not even a funny post.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4437922)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 2:56 AM
Author: Blue underhanded gaping

i thought it was

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4437931)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 2:57 AM
Author: Silver concupiscible trust fund toilet seat

I tire of his boorish eliteness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4437941)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 2:59 AM
Author: mewling principal's office ape

the only funny part was the "EDIT" part at the end, everything else felt too contrived and laborious but of course, your audience is a bunch of law school ladderclimbers studying for exams

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4437949)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 3:02 AM
Author: Exciting rusted indian lodge

the fact that you exist makes me feel good about my pathetic self. At least I can say, yeah, I suck, BUT I'M no 174!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4437969)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 3:16 AM
Author: Indigo cruise ship incel

i enjoyed it the first time, and i enjoyed it again.

well played.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4438068)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 10:37 AM
Author: Floppy mauve home

Great job 174

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4438766)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 10:40 AM
Author: Trip area

Your friend had nickels?

That's very unprestigious. He should be unwilling to have any change other than 50 cent pieces and gold bullion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4438783)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 10:56 AM
Author: Slippery bossy preventive strike

I believe Susan B Anthony Silver dollars are also acceptable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4438856)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 10:57 AM
Author: Trip area

Are you kidding? Those are the second least prestigious dollar coins (just after the one with the indian girl). They look like quarters. That's the dollar coin equivalent of a wigger. So, no.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4438863)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 10:59 AM
Author: Slippery bossy preventive strike

Gold buillion is too heavy to carry around and most people don't have appropriate scales to make a conversion.

You'd need a manservant and a personal moneychanger w/ you at all times, which I suppose is pretty prestigious, but for the efficiently prestigious silver dollars would work. You also get the look of confusion when the cashier attempts to figure out where to place the silver dollar in the money tray.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4438872)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 11:00 AM
Author: Trip area

You must also be out of dubloons.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4438875)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 11:02 AM
Author: Slippery bossy preventive strike

I have vainly searched the floor of the Atlantic ocean for the fine Spanish coins, but have been unable to secure a second cache. I have been using fabrege eggs as currency now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4438887)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 10:42 AM
Author: lascivious filthy point

I didn't even smile.

really, it is not that funny.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4438790)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 10:50 AM
Author: Outnumbered thirsty windowlicker black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4438821)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 10:51 AM
Author: Floppy mauve home

When did you go to sleep and when did you wake up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4438824)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 10:52 AM
Author: Outnumbered thirsty windowlicker black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4438828)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 10:52 AM
Author: Floppy mauve home

prestigious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4438833)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 11:03 AM
Author: lascivious filthy point

no offense, but other things you have said were funnier.

sorry, just wasn't that interesting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4438893)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 11:00 AM
Author: Slippery bossy preventive strike

A few decent one-liners. It would have been more prestigious if you had made a bet with your friends to see if you could transform the bum into a successful business person and the hot Asian Columbia girl into a bum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4438880)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 11:02 AM
Author: Trip area

Julia is neither hot or asian. Or Columbian. Or a girl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4438888)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 12:44 PM
Author: razzmatazz indecent masturbator

i reread this with a bemused smile on my face, but completely cracked up when i got to "I also saw some bitch who looked like a fish." That part must have been lost in the hilarity of my first read through.

A+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4439494)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 3:41 PM
Author: dashing ratface resort

Hilarious. Even more hilarious if you've spent ten years or more riding around on NYC's subways.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4441056)





Date: February 10th, 2006 5:32 PM
Author: razzmatazz indecent masturbator

where the hell did this go?!?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#5050217)





Date: February 10th, 2006 5:39 PM
Author: razzmatazz indecent masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#5050296)





Date: May 12th, 2006 12:24 AM
Author: Topaz charismatic laser beams theatre

These edits are just wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#5768946)





Date: May 27th, 2006 8:05 PM
Author: heady azure chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#5866001)





Date: December 17th, 2007 6:51 AM
Author: razzmatazz indecent masturbator

seriously, someone must have a copy of this somewhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#9039428)