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Rode a public subway. Here is my report. [174]

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laughsome property
  09/01/05
"EDIT: I have determined that True Elites should have a...
Racy silver shitlib
  09/01/05
I agree. this is a truly hilarious line.
electric brethren
  09/01/05
Yeah I hate riding the subway next to some kid with purple h...
histrionic garrison
  09/01/05
John Rocker, is that you?
electric brethren
  09/01/05
Wow. I had missed this gem completely. 180 for the referen...
fragrant peach spot
  09/01/05
"[[shit]], semen, [[feces]] and trash-" redunda...
Dull really tough guy
  09/01/05
How absolutely fucking asinine. You sound like a Los Angeles...
Racy silver shitlib
  09/01/05
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laughsome property
  09/01/05
They were most likely fake. Asshole.
Dull really tough guy
  09/01/05
176. What's wrong with giving a bum tic-tacs? Or an AIDS ...
Supple Cuckoldry Principal's Office
  09/01/05
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laughsome property
  09/01/05
Ah yes, I see.
Supple Cuckoldry Principal's Office
  09/01/05
Fucking hi-larious, 180! I thought these lines were espe...
Trip Trailer Park
  09/01/05
"First, we noticed that the subway platform is covered ...
Dashing henna national
  09/01/05
"we should have PWN3D him and stomped on his head with ...
bull headed provocative deer antler
  09/01/05
um. how funny. this schtick is STILL going. great to see t...
Pale piazza
  09/01/05
How RUDE!
Olive Orchestra Pit Pistol
  09/01/05
Every time she said that I wanted to molest children.
Racy silver shitlib
  09/01/05
"My prep school friends and I looked at each other and ...
charismatic indecent indian lodge famous landscape painting
  09/01/05
i loved this one
Racy silver shitlib
  09/01/05
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laughsome property
  09/01/05
179
Vigorous Depressive
  09/01/05
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Dull really tough guy
  09/01/05
180. Great job again my friend. I liked the following par...
jet stain gas station
  09/01/05
It's very funny, but for some reason when I read this paragr...
Black swollen station
  09/01/05
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laughsome property
  09/01/05
180+++ > One of my friends took some nickels and threw...
Vibrant Slate Gaping Alpha
  09/01/05
180 Regardless of if you like 174 or not, he has been pro...
citrine abode goal in life
  09/01/05
your handle brings back good memories of that song.
jet stain gas station
  09/01/05
bump for day crowd
charismatic indecent indian lodge famous landscape painting
  09/01/05
Hey genius. What "private" subways have you ridde...
honey-headed motley school
  09/01/05
Many of the subways in Japan and Hong Kong are private.
fragrant peach spot
  09/01/05
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laughsome property
  09/01/05
This board is based in America and all commentary is by defa...
honey-headed motley school
  09/01/05
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laughsome property
  09/01/05
Listen you little prep school fag. Watch how you talk to ...
honey-headed motley school
  09/01/05
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laughsome property
  09/01/05
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laughsome property
  12/02/05
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laughsome property
  09/01/05
Probably a Leer 70. Tell him to buy a GS. Wannabe.
honey-headed motley school
  09/01/05
Enjoy your TTT!
laughsome property
  09/01/05
You wish I went to a TTT.
honey-headed motley school
  09/01/05
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laughsome property
  09/01/05
You would lose on SJ - no cause.
honey-headed motley school
  09/01/05
180 for the post in its entirety.
electric brethren
  09/01/05
I agree its pretty good. I'm glad 174 is exhibiting some cl...
bateful public bath
  09/01/05
I'm convinced most of the people on this thread are 174 hims...
exciting ape
  09/01/05
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laughsome property
  09/01/05
I took the 1 train at 1:30 this afternoon, and the train was...
cream indirect expression wagecucks
  09/01/05
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laughsome property
  09/01/05
This happened to me too, except almost all the children were...
orange nibblets multi-billionaire
  09/01/05
A+
laughsome property
  09/01/05
"One of my friends took some nickels and threw them at ...
Galvanic primrose temple nowag
  09/01/05
classic
unhinged site background story
  09/02/05
178
puce office philosopher-king
  09/02/05
This was a lot better than the movie one. I think when you ...
Wonderful Box Office
  09/02/05
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laughsome property
  12/02/05
Good call. One of my favs.
Rose yarmulke cruise ship
  12/02/05
"I have determined that True Elites should have a speci...
Fighting pervert
  12/02/05
As opposed to a private subway?
brindle home
  12/02/05
what's amazing is, this is actually not even his funniest po...
puce office philosopher-king
  12/02/05
what's amazing is, this is actually not even a funny post.
brindle home
  12/02/05
i thought it was
puce office philosopher-king
  12/02/05
I tire of his boorish eliteness.
brindle home
  12/02/05
the only funny part was the "EDIT" part at the end...
cyan son of senegal
  12/02/05
the fact that you exist makes me feel good about my pathetic...
nighttime soul-stirring windowlicker hell
  12/02/05
i enjoyed it the first time, and i enjoyed it again. well...
talking dog poop
  12/02/05
Great job 174
Pungent tanning salon
  12/02/05
Your friend had nickels? That's very unprestigious. He s...
Swashbuckling Walnut Messiness
  12/02/05
I believe Susan B Anthony Silver dollars are also acceptable...
khaki boltzmann plaza
  12/02/05
Are you kidding? Those are the second least prestigious dol...
Swashbuckling Walnut Messiness
  12/02/05
Gold buillion is too heavy to carry around and most people d...
khaki boltzmann plaza
  12/02/05
You must also be out of dubloons.
Swashbuckling Walnut Messiness
  12/02/05
I have vainly searched the floor of the Atlantic ocean for t...
khaki boltzmann plaza
  12/02/05
I didn't even smile. really, it is not that funny.
bossy sepia trust fund theatre
  12/02/05
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laughsome property
  12/02/05
When did you go to sleep and when did you wake up?
Pungent tanning salon
  12/02/05
...
laughsome property
  12/02/05
prestigious
Pungent tanning salon
  12/02/05
no offense, but other things you have said were funnier. ...
bossy sepia trust fund theatre
  12/02/05
A few decent one-liners. It would have been more prestigious...
khaki boltzmann plaza
  12/02/05
Julia is neither hot or asian. Or Columbian. Or a girl.
Swashbuckling Walnut Messiness
  12/02/05
i reread this with a bemused smile on my face, but completel...
ruddy business firm
  12/02/05
Hilarious. Even more hilarious if you've spent ten years or...
Jet-lagged wine university new version
  12/02/05
where the hell did this go?!?!
ruddy business firm
  02/10/06
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ruddy business firm
  02/10/06
These edits are just wrong.
Bipolar rambunctious trump supporter locale
  05/12/06
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Translucent heaven cumskin
  05/27/06
seriously, someone must have a copy of this somewhere
ruddy business firm
  12/17/07


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Date: September 1st, 2005 1:14 AM
Author: laughsome property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718044)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:21 AM
Author: Racy silver shitlib

"EDIT: I have determined that True Elites should have a special subway, maybe where the poors line up and we walk on their heads to the next car like that scene in Crocodile Dundee."

You may be the funniest motherfucker on this board. 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718088)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:37 PM
Author: electric brethren

I agree. this is a truly hilarious line.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3720040)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:24 AM
Author: histrionic garrison

Yeah I hate riding the subway next to some kid with purple hair next to some queer with AIDS right next to some dude who just got out of jail for the fourth time right next to some 20-year-old mom with four kids. It's depressing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718104)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:37 PM
Author: electric brethren

John Rocker, is that you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3720044)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:38 PM
Author: fragrant peach spot

Wow. I had missed this gem completely. 180 for the reference.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3720049)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:37 AM
Author: Dull really tough guy

"[[shit]], semen, [[feces]] and trash-"

redundant

" I noticed a hot Asian girl wearing a Columbia shirt, so I looked at her tits for a few minutes. "

Disgusting, you race traitor. Mongoloid females don't have breasts anyway.

"He was wearing baggy clothes and had a stain on his $5 Nets shirt."

Knowing how niggers operate, it was probably a $75 Nets shirt, even if it looks like it's worth $5 (which it would be if it weren't an ignorant nigger doing theh buying). Where did such a dirt-poor nigger get the money to spend on his gaudy jewelry and overpriced sneakers and clothers? Stealing stereos, of course.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718188)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:39 AM
Author: Racy silver shitlib

How absolutely fucking asinine. You sound like a Los Angeles bus driver.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718211)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:41 AM
Author: laughsome property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718224)





Date: September 1st, 2005 2:19 AM
Author: Dull really tough guy

They were most likely fake. Asshole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718388)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:56 AM
Author: Supple Cuckoldry Principal's Office

176.

What's wrong with giving a bum tic-tacs? Or an AIDS patient aspirin? Do they have nasty side effects for these people?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718292)





Date: September 1st, 2005 2:25 AM
Author: laughsome property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718426)





Date: September 1st, 2005 2:27 AM
Author: Supple Cuckoldry Principal's Office

Ah yes, I see.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718435)





Date: September 1st, 2005 2:42 AM
Author: Trip Trailer Park

Fucking hi-larious, 180!

I thought these lines were especially funny:

"When we were finally able to sit down, I noticed how the TTT seats didn’t have cushions or cupholders, unlike my father’s Bentley."

"So I kind of pushed back against the people, but not that hard because I was wearing a $400 shirt that I had to protect from the taint of mediocrity."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718478)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:23 AM
Author: Dashing henna national

"First, we noticed that the subway platform is covered in shit, semen, feces and trash- the first sign of the lower classes"

180 just for that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718099)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:26 AM
Author: bull headed provocative deer antler

"we should have PWN3D him and stomped on his head with topsiders without socks."

Simply Brilliant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718112)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:26 AM
Author: Pale piazza

um. how funny. this schtick is STILL going. great to see that somethings just never die. kinda like Full House.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718115)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:27 AM
Author: Olive Orchestra Pit Pistol

How RUDE!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718121)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:27 AM
Author: Racy silver shitlib

Every time she said that I wanted to molest children.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718126)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:28 AM
Author: charismatic indecent indian lodge famous landscape painting

"My prep school friends and I looked at each other and considered beating the shit out of her- we would totally PWN her, because there were 4 of us, and because she couldn’t have been older than 10. Plus we collectively outweigh her by like 400 pounds."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718129)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:33 AM
Author: Racy silver shitlib

i loved this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718156)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:31 AM
Author: laughsome property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718146)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:26 AM
Author: Vigorous Depressive

179

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718119)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:38 AM
Author: Dull really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718193)





Date: September 1st, 2005 2:08 AM
Author: jet stain gas station

180.

Great job again my friend. I liked the following part, as it really gets to the heart of the luxurious attitude exhibited by those with true prestige:

"I like to stretch out and put my arms out on armrests"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718345)





Date: September 1st, 2005 2:23 AM
Author: Black swollen station

It's very funny, but for some reason when I read this paragraph I didn't find it funny:

"Then we saw some fucking bum... Yeah right fucker... If you have to fucking starve...He kept fucking... because it’s fucking funny to give a bum some tic-tacs. It’s like... fucking funny."

Too many "fucking/fucker", it didn't flow right...

Therefore, you get a 174. Good job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718414)





Date: September 1st, 2005 2:23 AM
Author: laughsome property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718418)





Date: September 1st, 2005 2:30 AM
Author: Vibrant Slate Gaping Alpha

180+++

> One of my friends took some nickels and threw them at the tracks when we saw the headlights, hoping the mongrels would plunge over the side to their deaths in a hysterical display of PWN4AG3. Tragically, they did not.

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718454)





Date: September 1st, 2005 2:49 AM
Author: citrine abode goal in life

180

Regardless of if you like 174 or not, he has been producing some hits lately.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718490)





Date: September 1st, 2005 2:55 AM
Author: jet stain gas station

your handle brings back good memories of that song.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718502)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:28 PM
Author: charismatic indecent indian lodge famous landscape painting

bump for day crowd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3719992)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:34 PM
Author: honey-headed motley school

Hey genius. What "private" subways have you ridden since you want to set a distinction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3720028)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:37 PM
Author: fragrant peach spot

Many of the subways in Japan and Hong Kong are private.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3720038)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:38 PM
Author: laughsome property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3720047)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:38 PM
Author: honey-headed motley school

This board is based in America and all commentary is by default targeted for that audience.

I don't give a fuck how they do it in Japan, HK, or Mongolia for that matter.

Find me a city in America that has a "private" subway.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3720050)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:40 PM
Author: laughsome property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3720059)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:41 PM
Author: honey-headed motley school

Listen you little prep school fag.

Watch how you talk to me - remember I am working class. I don't just talk a good game. I'll come up to H over fall break and insert the break.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3720064)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:43 PM
Author: laughsome property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3720081)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 2:04 AM
Author: laughsome property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4437601)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:37 PM
Author: laughsome property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3720041)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:39 PM
Author: honey-headed motley school

Probably a Leer 70.

Tell him to buy a GS.

Wannabe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3720057)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:40 PM
Author: laughsome property

Enjoy your TTT!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3720061)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:42 PM
Author: honey-headed motley school

You wish I went to a TTT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3720070)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:43 PM
Author: laughsome property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3720084)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:45 PM
Author: honey-headed motley school

You would lose on SJ - no cause.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3720102)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:39 PM
Author: electric brethren

180 for the post in its entirety.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3720051)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:44 PM
Author: bateful public bath

I agree its pretty good. I'm glad 174 is exhibiting some class

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3720091)





Date: September 1st, 2005 2:00 PM
Author: exciting ape

I'm convinced most of the people on this thread are 174 himself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3720173)





Date: September 1st, 2005 4:51 PM
Author: laughsome property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3721388)





Date: September 1st, 2005 4:53 PM
Author: cream indirect expression wagecucks

I took the 1 train at 1:30 this afternoon, and the train was full to overflowing with rancid school-aged children. What the fuck was going on, mass hooky?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3721405)





Date: September 1st, 2005 4:54 PM
Author: laughsome property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3721414)





Date: September 1st, 2005 5:09 PM
Author: orange nibblets multi-billionaire

This happened to me too, except almost all the children were Asian and a number of the boys were playing a queer hand-clapping game. One of the children stepped on my shoe repeatedly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3721555)





Date: September 1st, 2005 5:13 PM
Author: laughsome property

A+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3721581)





Date: September 1st, 2005 4:55 PM
Author: Galvanic primrose temple nowag

"One of my friends took some nickels and threw them at the tracks when we saw the headlights, hoping the mongrels would plunge over the side to their deaths in a hysterical display of PWN4AG3. Tragically, they did not."

That was my favorite part.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3721426)





Date: September 2nd, 2005 6:43 PM
Author: unhinged site background story

classic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3730709)





Date: September 2nd, 2005 6:48 PM
Author: puce office philosopher-king

178

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3730735)





Date: September 2nd, 2005 6:54 PM
Author: Wonderful Box Office

This was a lot better than the movie one. I think when you leave blatant racism out, you're much more clever.

Not bad.

However, you could be more consistent in your use of the serial comma.

Fairly funny overall.

However, this is coming from a dumb whorebitch.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3730773)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 1:57 AM
Author: laughsome property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4437560)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 1:58 AM
Author: Rose yarmulke cruise ship

Good call. One of my favs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4437563)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 2:21 AM
Author: Fighting pervert

"I have determined that True Elites should have a special subway, maybe where the poors line up and we walk on their heads to the next car like that scene in Crocodile Dundee."

outstanding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4437700)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 2:49 AM
Author: brindle home

As opposed to a private subway?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4437885)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 2:54 AM
Author: puce office philosopher-king

what's amazing is, this is actually not even his funniest post.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4437914)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 2:55 AM
Author: brindle home

what's amazing is, this is actually not even a funny post.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4437922)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 2:56 AM
Author: puce office philosopher-king

i thought it was

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4437931)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 2:57 AM
Author: brindle home

I tire of his boorish eliteness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4437941)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 2:59 AM
Author: cyan son of senegal

the only funny part was the "EDIT" part at the end, everything else felt too contrived and laborious but of course, your audience is a bunch of law school ladderclimbers studying for exams

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4437949)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 3:02 AM
Author: nighttime soul-stirring windowlicker hell

the fact that you exist makes me feel good about my pathetic self. At least I can say, yeah, I suck, BUT I'M no 174!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4437969)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 3:16 AM
Author: talking dog poop

i enjoyed it the first time, and i enjoyed it again.

well played.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4438068)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 10:37 AM
Author: Pungent tanning salon

Great job 174

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4438766)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 10:40 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Walnut Messiness

Your friend had nickels?

That's very unprestigious. He should be unwilling to have any change other than 50 cent pieces and gold bullion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4438783)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 10:56 AM
Author: khaki boltzmann plaza

I believe Susan B Anthony Silver dollars are also acceptable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4438856)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 10:57 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Walnut Messiness

Are you kidding? Those are the second least prestigious dollar coins (just after the one with the indian girl). They look like quarters. That's the dollar coin equivalent of a wigger. So, no.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4438863)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 10:59 AM
Author: khaki boltzmann plaza

Gold buillion is too heavy to carry around and most people don't have appropriate scales to make a conversion.

You'd need a manservant and a personal moneychanger w/ you at all times, which I suppose is pretty prestigious, but for the efficiently prestigious silver dollars would work. You also get the look of confusion when the cashier attempts to figure out where to place the silver dollar in the money tray.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4438872)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 11:00 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Walnut Messiness

You must also be out of dubloons.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4438875)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 11:02 AM
Author: khaki boltzmann plaza

I have vainly searched the floor of the Atlantic ocean for the fine Spanish coins, but have been unable to secure a second cache. I have been using fabrege eggs as currency now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4438887)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 10:42 AM
Author: bossy sepia trust fund theatre

I didn't even smile.

really, it is not that funny.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4438790)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 10:50 AM
Author: laughsome property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4438821)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 10:51 AM
Author: Pungent tanning salon

When did you go to sleep and when did you wake up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4438824)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 10:52 AM
Author: laughsome property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4438828)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 10:52 AM
Author: Pungent tanning salon

prestigious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4438833)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 11:03 AM
Author: bossy sepia trust fund theatre

no offense, but other things you have said were funnier.

sorry, just wasn't that interesting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4438893)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 11:00 AM
Author: khaki boltzmann plaza

A few decent one-liners. It would have been more prestigious if you had made a bet with your friends to see if you could transform the bum into a successful business person and the hot Asian Columbia girl into a bum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4438880)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 11:02 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Walnut Messiness

Julia is neither hot or asian. Or Columbian. Or a girl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4438888)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 12:44 PM
Author: ruddy business firm

i reread this with a bemused smile on my face, but completely cracked up when i got to "I also saw some bitch who looked like a fish." That part must have been lost in the hilarity of my first read through.

A+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4439494)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 3:41 PM
Author: Jet-lagged wine university new version

Hilarious. Even more hilarious if you've spent ten years or more riding around on NYC's subways.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4441056)





Date: February 10th, 2006 5:32 PM
Author: ruddy business firm

where the hell did this go?!?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#5050217)





Date: February 10th, 2006 5:39 PM
Author: ruddy business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#5050296)





Date: May 12th, 2006 12:24 AM
Author: Bipolar rambunctious trump supporter locale

These edits are just wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#5768946)





Date: May 27th, 2006 8:05 PM
Author: Translucent heaven cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#5866001)





Date: December 17th, 2007 6:51 AM
Author: ruddy business firm

seriously, someone must have a copy of this somewhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#9039428)