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Rode a public subway. Here is my report. [174]

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Primrose address
  09/01/05
"EDIT: I have determined that True Elites should have a...
supple smoky skinny woman hell
  09/01/05
I agree. this is a truly hilarious line.
Pungent Church
  09/01/05
Yeah I hate riding the subway next to some kid with purple h...
apoplectic boistinker scourge upon the earth
  09/01/05
John Rocker, is that you?
Pungent Church
  09/01/05
Wow. I had missed this gem completely. 180 for the referen...
Harsh resort son of senegal
  09/01/05
"[[shit]], semen, [[feces]] and trash-" redunda...
Aquamarine Stimulating Parlour
  09/01/05
How absolutely fucking asinine. You sound like a Los Angeles...
supple smoky skinny woman hell
  09/01/05
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Primrose address
  09/01/05
They were most likely fake. Asshole.
Aquamarine Stimulating Parlour
  09/01/05
176. What's wrong with giving a bum tic-tacs? Or an AIDS ...
frum massive liquid oxygen international law enforcement agency
  09/01/05
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Primrose address
  09/01/05
Ah yes, I see.
frum massive liquid oxygen international law enforcement agency
  09/01/05
Fucking hi-larious, 180! I thought these lines were espe...
Idiotic indian lodge
  09/01/05
"First, we noticed that the subway platform is covered ...
Greedy mexican boltzmann
  09/01/05
"we should have PWN3D him and stomped on his head with ...
electric swollen toilet seat
  09/01/05
um. how funny. this schtick is STILL going. great to see t...
Bat-shit-crazy French Church Building
  09/01/05
How RUDE!
Cerise beady-eyed blood rage
  09/01/05
Every time she said that I wanted to molest children.
supple smoky skinny woman hell
  09/01/05
"My prep school friends and I looked at each other and ...
jade exciting macaca doctorate
  09/01/05
i loved this one
supple smoky skinny woman hell
  09/01/05
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Primrose address
  09/01/05
179
titillating carmine office idea he suggested
  09/01/05
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Aquamarine Stimulating Parlour
  09/01/05
180. Great job again my friend. I liked the following par...
cerebral people who are hurt property
  09/01/05
It's very funny, but for some reason when I read this paragr...
stirring lime school
  09/01/05
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Primrose address
  09/01/05
180+++ > One of my friends took some nickels and threw...
Kink-friendly ratface
  09/01/05
180 Regardless of if you like 174 or not, he has been pro...
amber lay
  09/01/05
your handle brings back good memories of that song.
cerebral people who are hurt property
  09/01/05
bump for day crowd
jade exciting macaca doctorate
  09/01/05
Hey genius. What "private" subways have you ridde...
know-it-all market dog poop
  09/01/05
Many of the subways in Japan and Hong Kong are private.
Harsh resort son of senegal
  09/01/05
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Primrose address
  09/01/05
This board is based in America and all commentary is by defa...
know-it-all market dog poop
  09/01/05
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Primrose address
  09/01/05
Listen you little prep school fag. Watch how you talk to ...
know-it-all market dog poop
  09/01/05
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Primrose address
  09/01/05
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Primrose address
  12/02/05
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Primrose address
  09/01/05
Probably a Leer 70. Tell him to buy a GS. Wannabe.
know-it-all market dog poop
  09/01/05
Enjoy your TTT!
Primrose address
  09/01/05
You wish I went to a TTT.
know-it-all market dog poop
  09/01/05
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Primrose address
  09/01/05
You would lose on SJ - no cause.
know-it-all market dog poop
  09/01/05
180 for the post in its entirety.
Pungent Church
  09/01/05
I agree its pretty good. I'm glad 174 is exhibiting some cl...
shimmering arousing gay wizard
  09/01/05
I'm convinced most of the people on this thread are 174 hims...
laughsome crimson temple
  09/01/05
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Primrose address
  09/01/05
I took the 1 train at 1:30 this afternoon, and the train was...
Galvanic heaven potus
  09/01/05
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Primrose address
  09/01/05
This happened to me too, except almost all the children were...
flirting forum famous landscape painting
  09/01/05
A+
Primrose address
  09/01/05
"One of my friends took some nickels and threw them at ...
Pearl medicated antidepressant drug principal's office
  09/01/05
classic
domesticated rough-skinned locale
  09/02/05
178
motley orchid regret
  09/02/05
This was a lot better than the movie one. I think when you ...
vivacious deer antler cruise ship
  09/02/05
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Primrose address
  12/02/05
Good call. One of my favs.
Irate dopamine puppy
  12/02/05
"I have determined that True Elites should have a speci...
Internet-worthy Irradiated Wrinkle
  12/02/05
As opposed to a private subway?
hyperactive trailer park
  12/02/05
what's amazing is, this is actually not even his funniest po...
motley orchid regret
  12/02/05
what's amazing is, this is actually not even a funny post.
hyperactive trailer park
  12/02/05
i thought it was
motley orchid regret
  12/02/05
I tire of his boorish eliteness.
hyperactive trailer park
  12/02/05
the only funny part was the "EDIT" part at the end...
aggressive stock car
  12/02/05
the fact that you exist makes me feel good about my pathetic...
Cream corner
  12/02/05
i enjoyed it the first time, and i enjoyed it again. well...
Odious den
  12/02/05
Great job 174
histrionic low-t boiling water
  12/02/05
Your friend had nickels? That's very unprestigious. He s...
Big Shrine
  12/02/05
I believe Susan B Anthony Silver dollars are also acceptable...
glittery cocky space roast beef
  12/02/05
Are you kidding? Those are the second least prestigious dol...
Big Shrine
  12/02/05
Gold buillion is too heavy to carry around and most people d...
glittery cocky space roast beef
  12/02/05
You must also be out of dubloons.
Big Shrine
  12/02/05
I have vainly searched the floor of the Atlantic ocean for t...
glittery cocky space roast beef
  12/02/05
I didn't even smile. really, it is not that funny.
marvelous pistol point
  12/02/05
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Primrose address
  12/02/05
When did you go to sleep and when did you wake up?
histrionic low-t boiling water
  12/02/05
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Primrose address
  12/02/05
prestigious
histrionic low-t boiling water
  12/02/05
no offense, but other things you have said were funnier. ...
marvelous pistol point
  12/02/05
A few decent one-liners. It would have been more prestigious...
glittery cocky space roast beef
  12/02/05
Julia is neither hot or asian. Or Columbian. Or a girl.
Big Shrine
  12/02/05
i reread this with a bemused smile on my face, but completel...
Ebony razzle-dazzle area
  12/02/05
Hilarious. Even more hilarious if you've spent ten years or...
soggy dashing field
  12/02/05
where the hell did this go?!?!
Ebony razzle-dazzle area
  02/10/06
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Ebony razzle-dazzle area
  02/10/06
These edits are just wrong.
fragrant henna tank
  05/12/06
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splenetic location main people
  05/27/06
seriously, someone must have a copy of this somewhere
Ebony razzle-dazzle area
  12/17/07


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Date: September 1st, 2005 1:14 AM
Author: Primrose address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718044)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:21 AM
Author: supple smoky skinny woman hell

"EDIT: I have determined that True Elites should have a special subway, maybe where the poors line up and we walk on their heads to the next car like that scene in Crocodile Dundee."

You may be the funniest motherfucker on this board. 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718088)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:37 PM
Author: Pungent Church

I agree. this is a truly hilarious line.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3720040)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:24 AM
Author: apoplectic boistinker scourge upon the earth

Yeah I hate riding the subway next to some kid with purple hair next to some queer with AIDS right next to some dude who just got out of jail for the fourth time right next to some 20-year-old mom with four kids. It's depressing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718104)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:37 PM
Author: Pungent Church

John Rocker, is that you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3720044)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:38 PM
Author: Harsh resort son of senegal

Wow. I had missed this gem completely. 180 for the reference.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3720049)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:37 AM
Author: Aquamarine Stimulating Parlour

"[[shit]], semen, [[feces]] and trash-"

redundant

" I noticed a hot Asian girl wearing a Columbia shirt, so I looked at her tits for a few minutes. "

Disgusting, you race traitor. Mongoloid females don't have breasts anyway.

"He was wearing baggy clothes and had a stain on his $5 Nets shirt."

Knowing how niggers operate, it was probably a $75 Nets shirt, even if it looks like it's worth $5 (which it would be if it weren't an ignorant nigger doing theh buying). Where did such a dirt-poor nigger get the money to spend on his gaudy jewelry and overpriced sneakers and clothers? Stealing stereos, of course.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718188)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:39 AM
Author: supple smoky skinny woman hell

How absolutely fucking asinine. You sound like a Los Angeles bus driver.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718211)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:41 AM
Author: Primrose address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718224)





Date: September 1st, 2005 2:19 AM
Author: Aquamarine Stimulating Parlour

They were most likely fake. Asshole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718388)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:56 AM
Author: frum massive liquid oxygen international law enforcement agency

176.

What's wrong with giving a bum tic-tacs? Or an AIDS patient aspirin? Do they have nasty side effects for these people?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718292)





Date: September 1st, 2005 2:25 AM
Author: Primrose address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718426)





Date: September 1st, 2005 2:27 AM
Author: frum massive liquid oxygen international law enforcement agency

Ah yes, I see.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718435)





Date: September 1st, 2005 2:42 AM
Author: Idiotic indian lodge

Fucking hi-larious, 180!

I thought these lines were especially funny:

"When we were finally able to sit down, I noticed how the TTT seats didn’t have cushions or cupholders, unlike my father’s Bentley."

"So I kind of pushed back against the people, but not that hard because I was wearing a $400 shirt that I had to protect from the taint of mediocrity."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718478)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:23 AM
Author: Greedy mexican boltzmann

"First, we noticed that the subway platform is covered in shit, semen, feces and trash- the first sign of the lower classes"

180 just for that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718099)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:26 AM
Author: electric swollen toilet seat

"we should have PWN3D him and stomped on his head with topsiders without socks."

Simply Brilliant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718112)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:26 AM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy French Church Building

um. how funny. this schtick is STILL going. great to see that somethings just never die. kinda like Full House.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718115)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:27 AM
Author: Cerise beady-eyed blood rage

How RUDE!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718121)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:27 AM
Author: supple smoky skinny woman hell

Every time she said that I wanted to molest children.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718126)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:28 AM
Author: jade exciting macaca doctorate

"My prep school friends and I looked at each other and considered beating the shit out of her- we would totally PWN her, because there were 4 of us, and because she couldn’t have been older than 10. Plus we collectively outweigh her by like 400 pounds."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718129)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:33 AM
Author: supple smoky skinny woman hell

i loved this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718156)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:31 AM
Author: Primrose address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718146)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:26 AM
Author: titillating carmine office idea he suggested

179

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718119)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:38 AM
Author: Aquamarine Stimulating Parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718193)





Date: September 1st, 2005 2:08 AM
Author: cerebral people who are hurt property

180.

Great job again my friend. I liked the following part, as it really gets to the heart of the luxurious attitude exhibited by those with true prestige:

"I like to stretch out and put my arms out on armrests"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718345)





Date: September 1st, 2005 2:23 AM
Author: stirring lime school

It's very funny, but for some reason when I read this paragraph I didn't find it funny:

"Then we saw some fucking bum... Yeah right fucker... If you have to fucking starve...He kept fucking... because it’s fucking funny to give a bum some tic-tacs. It’s like... fucking funny."

Too many "fucking/fucker", it didn't flow right...

Therefore, you get a 174. Good job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718414)





Date: September 1st, 2005 2:23 AM
Author: Primrose address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718418)





Date: September 1st, 2005 2:30 AM
Author: Kink-friendly ratface

180+++

> One of my friends took some nickels and threw them at the tracks when we saw the headlights, hoping the mongrels would plunge over the side to their deaths in a hysterical display of PWN4AG3. Tragically, they did not.

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718454)





Date: September 1st, 2005 2:49 AM
Author: amber lay

180

Regardless of if you like 174 or not, he has been producing some hits lately.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718490)





Date: September 1st, 2005 2:55 AM
Author: cerebral people who are hurt property

your handle brings back good memories of that song.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718502)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:28 PM
Author: jade exciting macaca doctorate

bump for day crowd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3719992)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:34 PM
Author: know-it-all market dog poop

Hey genius. What "private" subways have you ridden since you want to set a distinction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3720028)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:37 PM
Author: Harsh resort son of senegal

Many of the subways in Japan and Hong Kong are private.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3720038)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:38 PM
Author: Primrose address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3720047)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:38 PM
Author: know-it-all market dog poop

This board is based in America and all commentary is by default targeted for that audience.

I don't give a fuck how they do it in Japan, HK, or Mongolia for that matter.

Find me a city in America that has a "private" subway.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3720050)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:40 PM
Author: Primrose address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3720059)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:41 PM
Author: know-it-all market dog poop

Listen you little prep school fag.

Watch how you talk to me - remember I am working class. I don't just talk a good game. I'll come up to H over fall break and insert the break.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3720064)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:43 PM
Author: Primrose address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3720081)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 2:04 AM
Author: Primrose address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4437601)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:37 PM
Author: Primrose address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3720041)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:39 PM
Author: know-it-all market dog poop

Probably a Leer 70.

Tell him to buy a GS.

Wannabe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3720057)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:40 PM
Author: Primrose address

Enjoy your TTT!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3720061)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:42 PM
Author: know-it-all market dog poop

You wish I went to a TTT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3720070)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:43 PM
Author: Primrose address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3720084)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:45 PM
Author: know-it-all market dog poop

You would lose on SJ - no cause.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3720102)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:39 PM
Author: Pungent Church

180 for the post in its entirety.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3720051)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:44 PM
Author: shimmering arousing gay wizard

I agree its pretty good. I'm glad 174 is exhibiting some class

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3720091)





Date: September 1st, 2005 2:00 PM
Author: laughsome crimson temple

I'm convinced most of the people on this thread are 174 himself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3720173)





Date: September 1st, 2005 4:51 PM
Author: Primrose address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3721388)





Date: September 1st, 2005 4:53 PM
Author: Galvanic heaven potus

I took the 1 train at 1:30 this afternoon, and the train was full to overflowing with rancid school-aged children. What the fuck was going on, mass hooky?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3721405)





Date: September 1st, 2005 4:54 PM
Author: Primrose address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3721414)





Date: September 1st, 2005 5:09 PM
Author: flirting forum famous landscape painting

This happened to me too, except almost all the children were Asian and a number of the boys were playing a queer hand-clapping game. One of the children stepped on my shoe repeatedly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3721555)





Date: September 1st, 2005 5:13 PM
Author: Primrose address

A+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3721581)





Date: September 1st, 2005 4:55 PM
Author: Pearl medicated antidepressant drug principal's office

"One of my friends took some nickels and threw them at the tracks when we saw the headlights, hoping the mongrels would plunge over the side to their deaths in a hysterical display of PWN4AG3. Tragically, they did not."

That was my favorite part.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3721426)





Date: September 2nd, 2005 6:43 PM
Author: domesticated rough-skinned locale

classic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3730709)





Date: September 2nd, 2005 6:48 PM
Author: motley orchid regret

178

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3730735)





Date: September 2nd, 2005 6:54 PM
Author: vivacious deer antler cruise ship

This was a lot better than the movie one. I think when you leave blatant racism out, you're much more clever.

Not bad.

However, you could be more consistent in your use of the serial comma.

Fairly funny overall.

However, this is coming from a dumb whorebitch.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3730773)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 1:57 AM
Author: Primrose address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4437560)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 1:58 AM
Author: Irate dopamine puppy

Good call. One of my favs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4437563)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 2:21 AM
Author: Internet-worthy Irradiated Wrinkle

"I have determined that True Elites should have a special subway, maybe where the poors line up and we walk on their heads to the next car like that scene in Crocodile Dundee."

outstanding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4437700)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 2:49 AM
Author: hyperactive trailer park

As opposed to a private subway?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4437885)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 2:54 AM
Author: motley orchid regret

what's amazing is, this is actually not even his funniest post.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4437914)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 2:55 AM
Author: hyperactive trailer park

what's amazing is, this is actually not even a funny post.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4437922)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 2:56 AM
Author: motley orchid regret

i thought it was

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4437931)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 2:57 AM
Author: hyperactive trailer park

I tire of his boorish eliteness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4437941)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 2:59 AM
Author: aggressive stock car

the only funny part was the "EDIT" part at the end, everything else felt too contrived and laborious but of course, your audience is a bunch of law school ladderclimbers studying for exams

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4437949)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 3:02 AM
Author: Cream corner

the fact that you exist makes me feel good about my pathetic self. At least I can say, yeah, I suck, BUT I'M no 174!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4437969)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 3:16 AM
Author: Odious den

i enjoyed it the first time, and i enjoyed it again.

well played.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4438068)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 10:37 AM
Author: histrionic low-t boiling water

Great job 174

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4438766)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 10:40 AM
Author: Big Shrine

Your friend had nickels?

That's very unprestigious. He should be unwilling to have any change other than 50 cent pieces and gold bullion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4438783)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 10:56 AM
Author: glittery cocky space roast beef

I believe Susan B Anthony Silver dollars are also acceptable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4438856)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 10:57 AM
Author: Big Shrine

Are you kidding? Those are the second least prestigious dollar coins (just after the one with the indian girl). They look like quarters. That's the dollar coin equivalent of a wigger. So, no.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4438863)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 10:59 AM
Author: glittery cocky space roast beef

Gold buillion is too heavy to carry around and most people don't have appropriate scales to make a conversion.

You'd need a manservant and a personal moneychanger w/ you at all times, which I suppose is pretty prestigious, but for the efficiently prestigious silver dollars would work. You also get the look of confusion when the cashier attempts to figure out where to place the silver dollar in the money tray.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4438872)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 11:00 AM
Author: Big Shrine

You must also be out of dubloons.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4438875)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 11:02 AM
Author: glittery cocky space roast beef

I have vainly searched the floor of the Atlantic ocean for the fine Spanish coins, but have been unable to secure a second cache. I have been using fabrege eggs as currency now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4438887)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 10:42 AM
Author: marvelous pistol point

I didn't even smile.

really, it is not that funny.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4438790)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 10:50 AM
Author: Primrose address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4438821)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 10:51 AM
Author: histrionic low-t boiling water

When did you go to sleep and when did you wake up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4438824)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 10:52 AM
Author: Primrose address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4438828)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 10:52 AM
Author: histrionic low-t boiling water

prestigious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4438833)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 11:03 AM
Author: marvelous pistol point

no offense, but other things you have said were funnier.

sorry, just wasn't that interesting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4438893)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 11:00 AM
Author: glittery cocky space roast beef

A few decent one-liners. It would have been more prestigious if you had made a bet with your friends to see if you could transform the bum into a successful business person and the hot Asian Columbia girl into a bum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4438880)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 11:02 AM
Author: Big Shrine

Julia is neither hot or asian. Or Columbian. Or a girl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4438888)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 12:44 PM
Author: Ebony razzle-dazzle area

i reread this with a bemused smile on my face, but completely cracked up when i got to "I also saw some bitch who looked like a fish." That part must have been lost in the hilarity of my first read through.

A+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4439494)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 3:41 PM
Author: soggy dashing field

Hilarious. Even more hilarious if you've spent ten years or more riding around on NYC's subways.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4441056)





Date: February 10th, 2006 5:32 PM
Author: Ebony razzle-dazzle area

where the hell did this go?!?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#5050217)





Date: February 10th, 2006 5:39 PM
Author: Ebony razzle-dazzle area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#5050296)





Date: May 12th, 2006 12:24 AM
Author: fragrant henna tank

These edits are just wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#5768946)





Date: May 27th, 2006 8:05 PM
Author: splenetic location main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#5866001)





Date: December 17th, 2007 6:51 AM
Author: Ebony razzle-dazzle area

seriously, someone must have a copy of this somewhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#9039428)