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Rode a public subway. Here is my report. [174]

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twinkling point son of senegal
  09/01/05
"EDIT: I have determined that True Elites should have a...
Fuchsia stead
  09/01/05
I agree. this is a truly hilarious line.
crawly razzle love of her life
  09/01/05
Yeah I hate riding the subway next to some kid with purple h...
nudist tan national security agency
  09/01/05
John Rocker, is that you?
crawly razzle love of her life
  09/01/05
Wow. I had missed this gem completely. 180 for the referen...
silver chapel boistinker
  09/01/05
"[[shit]], semen, [[feces]] and trash-" redunda...
Talking ceo
  09/01/05
How absolutely fucking asinine. You sound like a Los Angeles...
Fuchsia stead
  09/01/05
...
twinkling point son of senegal
  09/01/05
They were most likely fake. Asshole.
Talking ceo
  09/01/05
176. What's wrong with giving a bum tic-tacs? Or an AIDS ...
medicated plum legal warrant
  09/01/05
...
twinkling point son of senegal
  09/01/05
Ah yes, I see.
medicated plum legal warrant
  09/01/05
Fucking hi-larious, 180! I thought these lines were espe...
Rose Bull Headed Locale
  09/01/05
"First, we noticed that the subway platform is covered ...
Mentally impaired frisky kitchen
  09/01/05
"we should have PWN3D him and stomped on his head with ...
Appetizing burgundy set
  09/01/05
um. how funny. this schtick is STILL going. great to see t...
Excitant learning disabled gaming laptop police squad
  09/01/05
How RUDE!
ocher karate center
  09/01/05
Every time she said that I wanted to molest children.
Fuchsia stead
  09/01/05
"My prep school friends and I looked at each other and ...
Nofapping rambunctious community account pit
  09/01/05
i loved this one
Fuchsia stead
  09/01/05
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twinkling point son of senegal
  09/01/05
179
Abnormal awkward mental disorder jewess
  09/01/05
...
Talking ceo
  09/01/05
180. Great job again my friend. I liked the following par...
Exhilarant purple theater idiot
  09/01/05
It's very funny, but for some reason when I read this paragr...
Blathering Magenta Gunner Temple
  09/01/05
...
twinkling point son of senegal
  09/01/05
180+++ > One of my friends took some nickels and threw...
Erotic Honey-headed Theater Stage Quadroon
  09/01/05
180 Regardless of if you like 174 or not, he has been pro...
nighttime parlor ladyboy
  09/01/05
your handle brings back good memories of that song.
Exhilarant purple theater idiot
  09/01/05
bump for day crowd
Nofapping rambunctious community account pit
  09/01/05
Hey genius. What "private" subways have you ridde...
Bateful olive shrine striped hyena
  09/01/05
Many of the subways in Japan and Hong Kong are private.
silver chapel boistinker
  09/01/05
...
twinkling point son of senegal
  09/01/05
This board is based in America and all commentary is by defa...
Bateful olive shrine striped hyena
  09/01/05
...
twinkling point son of senegal
  09/01/05
Listen you little prep school fag. Watch how you talk to ...
Bateful olive shrine striped hyena
  09/01/05
...
twinkling point son of senegal
  09/01/05
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twinkling point son of senegal
  12/02/05
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twinkling point son of senegal
  09/01/05
Probably a Leer 70. Tell him to buy a GS. Wannabe.
Bateful olive shrine striped hyena
  09/01/05
Enjoy your TTT!
twinkling point son of senegal
  09/01/05
You wish I went to a TTT.
Bateful olive shrine striped hyena
  09/01/05
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twinkling point son of senegal
  09/01/05
You would lose on SJ - no cause.
Bateful olive shrine striped hyena
  09/01/05
180 for the post in its entirety.
crawly razzle love of her life
  09/01/05
I agree its pretty good. I'm glad 174 is exhibiting some cl...
Outnumbered Canary Abode Weed Whacker
  09/01/05
I'm convinced most of the people on this thread are 174 hims...
Alcoholic chartreuse skinny woman
  09/01/05
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twinkling point son of senegal
  09/01/05
I took the 1 train at 1:30 this afternoon, and the train was...
puce plaza
  09/01/05
...
twinkling point son of senegal
  09/01/05
This happened to me too, except almost all the children were...
violent clown ape
  09/01/05
A+
twinkling point son of senegal
  09/01/05
"One of my friends took some nickels and threw them at ...
Aggressive lettuce trump supporter
  09/01/05
classic
wild resort hissy fit
  09/02/05
178
Adventurous Bright Toilet Seat
  09/02/05
This was a lot better than the movie one. I think when you ...
cobalt misunderstood pervert rigor
  09/02/05
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twinkling point son of senegal
  12/02/05
Good call. One of my favs.
Twisted Sandwich Party Of The First Part
  12/02/05
"I have determined that True Elites should have a speci...
Supple metal therapy
  12/02/05
As opposed to a private subway?
painfully honest contagious church building
  12/02/05
what's amazing is, this is actually not even his funniest po...
Adventurous Bright Toilet Seat
  12/02/05
what's amazing is, this is actually not even a funny post.
painfully honest contagious church building
  12/02/05
i thought it was
Adventurous Bright Toilet Seat
  12/02/05
I tire of his boorish eliteness.
painfully honest contagious church building
  12/02/05
the only funny part was the "EDIT" part at the end...
Cheese-eating Digit Ratio
  12/02/05
the fact that you exist makes me feel good about my pathetic...
Aromatic sinister public bath bbw
  12/02/05
i enjoyed it the first time, and i enjoyed it again. well...
Stimulating bisexual home friendly grandma
  12/02/05
Great job 174
Motley Sex Offender Scourge Upon The Earth
  12/02/05
Your friend had nickels? That's very unprestigious. He s...
Avocado brunch mediation
  12/02/05
I believe Susan B Anthony Silver dollars are also acceptable...
lemon angry knife
  12/02/05
Are you kidding? Those are the second least prestigious dol...
Avocado brunch mediation
  12/02/05
Gold buillion is too heavy to carry around and most people d...
lemon angry knife
  12/02/05
You must also be out of dubloons.
Avocado brunch mediation
  12/02/05
I have vainly searched the floor of the Atlantic ocean for t...
lemon angry knife
  12/02/05
I didn't even smile. really, it is not that funny.
floppy principal's office windowlicker
  12/02/05
...
twinkling point son of senegal
  12/02/05
When did you go to sleep and when did you wake up?
Motley Sex Offender Scourge Upon The Earth
  12/02/05
...
twinkling point son of senegal
  12/02/05
prestigious
Motley Sex Offender Scourge Upon The Earth
  12/02/05
no offense, but other things you have said were funnier. ...
floppy principal's office windowlicker
  12/02/05
A few decent one-liners. It would have been more prestigious...
lemon angry knife
  12/02/05
Julia is neither hot or asian. Or Columbian. Or a girl.
Avocado brunch mediation
  12/02/05
i reread this with a bemused smile on my face, but completel...
startling hall
  12/02/05
Hilarious. Even more hilarious if you've spent ten years or...
Brilliant senate
  12/02/05
where the hell did this go?!?!
startling hall
  02/10/06
...
startling hall
  02/10/06
These edits are just wrong.
laughsome gay menage
  05/12/06
...
Adulterous station
  05/27/06
seriously, someone must have a copy of this somewhere
startling hall
  12/17/07


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Date: September 1st, 2005 1:14 AM
Author: twinkling point son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718044)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:21 AM
Author: Fuchsia stead

"EDIT: I have determined that True Elites should have a special subway, maybe where the poors line up and we walk on their heads to the next car like that scene in Crocodile Dundee."

You may be the funniest motherfucker on this board. 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718088)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:37 PM
Author: crawly razzle love of her life

I agree. this is a truly hilarious line.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3720040)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:24 AM
Author: nudist tan national security agency

Yeah I hate riding the subway next to some kid with purple hair next to some queer with AIDS right next to some dude who just got out of jail for the fourth time right next to some 20-year-old mom with four kids. It's depressing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718104)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:37 PM
Author: crawly razzle love of her life

John Rocker, is that you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3720044)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:38 PM
Author: silver chapel boistinker

Wow. I had missed this gem completely. 180 for the reference.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3720049)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:37 AM
Author: Talking ceo

"[[shit]], semen, [[feces]] and trash-"

redundant

" I noticed a hot Asian girl wearing a Columbia shirt, so I looked at her tits for a few minutes. "

Disgusting, you race traitor. Mongoloid females don't have breasts anyway.

"He was wearing baggy clothes and had a stain on his $5 Nets shirt."

Knowing how niggers operate, it was probably a $75 Nets shirt, even if it looks like it's worth $5 (which it would be if it weren't an ignorant nigger doing theh buying). Where did such a dirt-poor nigger get the money to spend on his gaudy jewelry and overpriced sneakers and clothers? Stealing stereos, of course.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718188)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:39 AM
Author: Fuchsia stead

How absolutely fucking asinine. You sound like a Los Angeles bus driver.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718211)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:41 AM
Author: twinkling point son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718224)





Date: September 1st, 2005 2:19 AM
Author: Talking ceo

They were most likely fake. Asshole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718388)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:56 AM
Author: medicated plum legal warrant

176.

What's wrong with giving a bum tic-tacs? Or an AIDS patient aspirin? Do they have nasty side effects for these people?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718292)





Date: September 1st, 2005 2:25 AM
Author: twinkling point son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718426)





Date: September 1st, 2005 2:27 AM
Author: medicated plum legal warrant

Ah yes, I see.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718435)





Date: September 1st, 2005 2:42 AM
Author: Rose Bull Headed Locale

Fucking hi-larious, 180!

I thought these lines were especially funny:

"When we were finally able to sit down, I noticed how the TTT seats didn’t have cushions or cupholders, unlike my father’s Bentley."

"So I kind of pushed back against the people, but not that hard because I was wearing a $400 shirt that I had to protect from the taint of mediocrity."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718478)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:23 AM
Author: Mentally impaired frisky kitchen

"First, we noticed that the subway platform is covered in shit, semen, feces and trash- the first sign of the lower classes"

180 just for that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718099)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:26 AM
Author: Appetizing burgundy set

"we should have PWN3D him and stomped on his head with topsiders without socks."

Simply Brilliant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718112)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:26 AM
Author: Excitant learning disabled gaming laptop police squad

um. how funny. this schtick is STILL going. great to see that somethings just never die. kinda like Full House.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718115)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:27 AM
Author: ocher karate center

How RUDE!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718121)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:27 AM
Author: Fuchsia stead

Every time she said that I wanted to molest children.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718126)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:28 AM
Author: Nofapping rambunctious community account pit

"My prep school friends and I looked at each other and considered beating the shit out of her- we would totally PWN her, because there were 4 of us, and because she couldn’t have been older than 10. Plus we collectively outweigh her by like 400 pounds."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718129)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:33 AM
Author: Fuchsia stead

i loved this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718156)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:31 AM
Author: twinkling point son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718146)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:26 AM
Author: Abnormal awkward mental disorder jewess

179

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718119)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:38 AM
Author: Talking ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718193)





Date: September 1st, 2005 2:08 AM
Author: Exhilarant purple theater idiot

180.

Great job again my friend. I liked the following part, as it really gets to the heart of the luxurious attitude exhibited by those with true prestige:

"I like to stretch out and put my arms out on armrests"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718345)





Date: September 1st, 2005 2:23 AM
Author: Blathering Magenta Gunner Temple

It's very funny, but for some reason when I read this paragraph I didn't find it funny:

"Then we saw some fucking bum... Yeah right fucker... If you have to fucking starve...He kept fucking... because it’s fucking funny to give a bum some tic-tacs. It’s like... fucking funny."

Too many "fucking/fucker", it didn't flow right...

Therefore, you get a 174. Good job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718414)





Date: September 1st, 2005 2:23 AM
Author: twinkling point son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718418)





Date: September 1st, 2005 2:30 AM
Author: Erotic Honey-headed Theater Stage Quadroon

180+++

> One of my friends took some nickels and threw them at the tracks when we saw the headlights, hoping the mongrels would plunge over the side to their deaths in a hysterical display of PWN4AG3. Tragically, they did not.

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718454)





Date: September 1st, 2005 2:49 AM
Author: nighttime parlor ladyboy

180

Regardless of if you like 174 or not, he has been producing some hits lately.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718490)





Date: September 1st, 2005 2:55 AM
Author: Exhilarant purple theater idiot

your handle brings back good memories of that song.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718502)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:28 PM
Author: Nofapping rambunctious community account pit

bump for day crowd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3719992)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:34 PM
Author: Bateful olive shrine striped hyena

Hey genius. What "private" subways have you ridden since you want to set a distinction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3720028)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:37 PM
Author: silver chapel boistinker

Many of the subways in Japan and Hong Kong are private.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3720038)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:38 PM
Author: twinkling point son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3720047)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:38 PM
Author: Bateful olive shrine striped hyena

This board is based in America and all commentary is by default targeted for that audience.

I don't give a fuck how they do it in Japan, HK, or Mongolia for that matter.

Find me a city in America that has a "private" subway.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3720050)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:40 PM
Author: twinkling point son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3720059)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:41 PM
Author: Bateful olive shrine striped hyena

Listen you little prep school fag.

Watch how you talk to me - remember I am working class. I don't just talk a good game. I'll come up to H over fall break and insert the break.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3720064)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:43 PM
Author: twinkling point son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3720081)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 2:04 AM
Author: twinkling point son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4437601)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:37 PM
Author: twinkling point son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3720041)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:39 PM
Author: Bateful olive shrine striped hyena

Probably a Leer 70.

Tell him to buy a GS.

Wannabe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3720057)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:40 PM
Author: twinkling point son of senegal

Enjoy your TTT!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3720061)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:42 PM
Author: Bateful olive shrine striped hyena

You wish I went to a TTT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3720070)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:43 PM
Author: twinkling point son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3720084)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:45 PM
Author: Bateful olive shrine striped hyena

You would lose on SJ - no cause.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3720102)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:39 PM
Author: crawly razzle love of her life

180 for the post in its entirety.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3720051)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:44 PM
Author: Outnumbered Canary Abode Weed Whacker

I agree its pretty good. I'm glad 174 is exhibiting some class

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3720091)





Date: September 1st, 2005 2:00 PM
Author: Alcoholic chartreuse skinny woman

I'm convinced most of the people on this thread are 174 himself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3720173)





Date: September 1st, 2005 4:51 PM
Author: twinkling point son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3721388)





Date: September 1st, 2005 4:53 PM
Author: puce plaza

I took the 1 train at 1:30 this afternoon, and the train was full to overflowing with rancid school-aged children. What the fuck was going on, mass hooky?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3721405)





Date: September 1st, 2005 4:54 PM
Author: twinkling point son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3721414)





Date: September 1st, 2005 5:09 PM
Author: violent clown ape

This happened to me too, except almost all the children were Asian and a number of the boys were playing a queer hand-clapping game. One of the children stepped on my shoe repeatedly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3721555)





Date: September 1st, 2005 5:13 PM
Author: twinkling point son of senegal

A+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3721581)





Date: September 1st, 2005 4:55 PM
Author: Aggressive lettuce trump supporter

"One of my friends took some nickels and threw them at the tracks when we saw the headlights, hoping the mongrels would plunge over the side to their deaths in a hysterical display of PWN4AG3. Tragically, they did not."

That was my favorite part.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3721426)





Date: September 2nd, 2005 6:43 PM
Author: wild resort hissy fit

classic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3730709)





Date: September 2nd, 2005 6:48 PM
Author: Adventurous Bright Toilet Seat

178

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3730735)





Date: September 2nd, 2005 6:54 PM
Author: cobalt misunderstood pervert rigor

This was a lot better than the movie one. I think when you leave blatant racism out, you're much more clever.

Not bad.

However, you could be more consistent in your use of the serial comma.

Fairly funny overall.

However, this is coming from a dumb whorebitch.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3730773)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 1:57 AM
Author: twinkling point son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4437560)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 1:58 AM
Author: Twisted Sandwich Party Of The First Part

Good call. One of my favs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4437563)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 2:21 AM
Author: Supple metal therapy

"I have determined that True Elites should have a special subway, maybe where the poors line up and we walk on their heads to the next car like that scene in Crocodile Dundee."

outstanding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4437700)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 2:49 AM
Author: painfully honest contagious church building

As opposed to a private subway?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4437885)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 2:54 AM
Author: Adventurous Bright Toilet Seat

what's amazing is, this is actually not even his funniest post.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4437914)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 2:55 AM
Author: painfully honest contagious church building

what's amazing is, this is actually not even a funny post.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4437922)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 2:56 AM
Author: Adventurous Bright Toilet Seat

i thought it was

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4437931)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 2:57 AM
Author: painfully honest contagious church building

I tire of his boorish eliteness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4437941)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 2:59 AM
Author: Cheese-eating Digit Ratio

the only funny part was the "EDIT" part at the end, everything else felt too contrived and laborious but of course, your audience is a bunch of law school ladderclimbers studying for exams

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4437949)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 3:02 AM
Author: Aromatic sinister public bath bbw

the fact that you exist makes me feel good about my pathetic self. At least I can say, yeah, I suck, BUT I'M no 174!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4437969)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 3:16 AM
Author: Stimulating bisexual home friendly grandma

i enjoyed it the first time, and i enjoyed it again.

well played.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4438068)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 10:37 AM
Author: Motley Sex Offender Scourge Upon The Earth

Great job 174

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4438766)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 10:40 AM
Author: Avocado brunch mediation

Your friend had nickels?

That's very unprestigious. He should be unwilling to have any change other than 50 cent pieces and gold bullion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4438783)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 10:56 AM
Author: lemon angry knife

I believe Susan B Anthony Silver dollars are also acceptable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4438856)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 10:57 AM
Author: Avocado brunch mediation

Are you kidding? Those are the second least prestigious dollar coins (just after the one with the indian girl). They look like quarters. That's the dollar coin equivalent of a wigger. So, no.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4438863)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 10:59 AM
Author: lemon angry knife

Gold buillion is too heavy to carry around and most people don't have appropriate scales to make a conversion.

You'd need a manservant and a personal moneychanger w/ you at all times, which I suppose is pretty prestigious, but for the efficiently prestigious silver dollars would work. You also get the look of confusion when the cashier attempts to figure out where to place the silver dollar in the money tray.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4438872)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 11:00 AM
Author: Avocado brunch mediation

You must also be out of dubloons.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4438875)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 11:02 AM
Author: lemon angry knife

I have vainly searched the floor of the Atlantic ocean for the fine Spanish coins, but have been unable to secure a second cache. I have been using fabrege eggs as currency now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4438887)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 10:42 AM
Author: floppy principal's office windowlicker

I didn't even smile.

really, it is not that funny.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4438790)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 10:50 AM
Author: twinkling point son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4438821)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 10:51 AM
Author: Motley Sex Offender Scourge Upon The Earth

When did you go to sleep and when did you wake up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4438824)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 10:52 AM
Author: twinkling point son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4438828)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 10:52 AM
Author: Motley Sex Offender Scourge Upon The Earth

prestigious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4438833)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 11:03 AM
Author: floppy principal's office windowlicker

no offense, but other things you have said were funnier.

sorry, just wasn't that interesting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4438893)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 11:00 AM
Author: lemon angry knife

A few decent one-liners. It would have been more prestigious if you had made a bet with your friends to see if you could transform the bum into a successful business person and the hot Asian Columbia girl into a bum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4438880)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 11:02 AM
Author: Avocado brunch mediation

Julia is neither hot or asian. Or Columbian. Or a girl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4438888)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 12:44 PM
Author: startling hall

i reread this with a bemused smile on my face, but completely cracked up when i got to "I also saw some bitch who looked like a fish." That part must have been lost in the hilarity of my first read through.

A+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4439494)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 3:41 PM
Author: Brilliant senate

Hilarious. Even more hilarious if you've spent ten years or more riding around on NYC's subways.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4441056)





Date: February 10th, 2006 5:32 PM
Author: startling hall

where the hell did this go?!?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#5050217)





Date: February 10th, 2006 5:39 PM
Author: startling hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#5050296)





Date: May 12th, 2006 12:24 AM
Author: laughsome gay menage

These edits are just wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#5768946)





Date: May 27th, 2006 8:05 PM
Author: Adulterous station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#5866001)





Date: December 17th, 2007 6:51 AM
Author: startling hall

seriously, someone must have a copy of this somewhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#9039428)