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Gaped Gunner Library
  09/01/05
"EDIT: I have determined that True Elites should have a...
cracking chrome center prole
  09/01/05
I agree. this is a truly hilarious line.
chestnut charismatic den puppy
  09/01/05
Yeah I hate riding the subway next to some kid with purple h...
Puce boyish mad cow disease mother
  09/01/05
John Rocker, is that you?
chestnut charismatic den puppy
  09/01/05
Wow. I had missed this gem completely. 180 for the referen...
Blathering Impressive Parlor Clown
  09/01/05
"[[shit]], semen, [[feces]] and trash-" redunda...
Aromatic heaven
  09/01/05
How absolutely fucking asinine. You sound like a Los Angeles...
cracking chrome center prole
  09/01/05
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Gaped Gunner Library
  09/01/05
They were most likely fake. Asshole.
Aromatic heaven
  09/01/05
176. What's wrong with giving a bum tic-tacs? Or an AIDS ...
Ebony Excitant Church Building Sneaky Criminal
  09/01/05
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Gaped Gunner Library
  09/01/05
Ah yes, I see.
Ebony Excitant Church Building Sneaky Criminal
  09/01/05
Fucking hi-larious, 180! I thought these lines were espe...
Slate Cruise Ship Mexican
  09/01/05
"First, we noticed that the subway platform is covered ...
180 twisted boistinker
  09/01/05
"we should have PWN3D him and stomped on his head with ...
Soul-stirring Mint Turdskin Theater
  09/01/05
um. how funny. this schtick is STILL going. great to see t...
wild mind-boggling indian lodge candlestick maker
  09/01/05
How RUDE!
dull trip people who are hurt
  09/01/05
Every time she said that I wanted to molest children.
cracking chrome center prole
  09/01/05
"My prep school friends and I looked at each other and ...
Disrespectful cerebral volcanic crater pocket flask
  09/01/05
i loved this one
cracking chrome center prole
  09/01/05
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Gaped Gunner Library
  09/01/05
179
Rusted violent home elastic band
  09/01/05
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Aromatic heaven
  09/01/05
180. Great job again my friend. I liked the following par...
Flatulent zombie-like cuckold
  09/01/05
It's very funny, but for some reason when I read this paragr...
stimulating indirect expression
  09/01/05
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Gaped Gunner Library
  09/01/05
180+++ > One of my friends took some nickels and threw...
misanthropic lascivious sound barrier
  09/01/05
180 Regardless of if you like 174 or not, he has been pro...
naked fuchsia kitchen mental disorder
  09/01/05
your handle brings back good memories of that song.
Flatulent zombie-like cuckold
  09/01/05
bump for day crowd
Disrespectful cerebral volcanic crater pocket flask
  09/01/05
Hey genius. What "private" subways have you ridde...
orange startled ticket booth sandwich
  09/01/05
Many of the subways in Japan and Hong Kong are private.
Blathering Impressive Parlor Clown
  09/01/05
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Gaped Gunner Library
  09/01/05
This board is based in America and all commentary is by defa...
orange startled ticket booth sandwich
  09/01/05
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Gaped Gunner Library
  09/01/05
Listen you little prep school fag. Watch how you talk to ...
orange startled ticket booth sandwich
  09/01/05
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Gaped Gunner Library
  09/01/05
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Gaped Gunner Library
  12/02/05
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Gaped Gunner Library
  09/01/05
Probably a Leer 70. Tell him to buy a GS. Wannabe.
orange startled ticket booth sandwich
  09/01/05
Enjoy your TTT!
Gaped Gunner Library
  09/01/05
You wish I went to a TTT.
orange startled ticket booth sandwich
  09/01/05
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Gaped Gunner Library
  09/01/05
You would lose on SJ - no cause.
orange startled ticket booth sandwich
  09/01/05
180 for the post in its entirety.
chestnut charismatic den puppy
  09/01/05
I agree its pretty good. I'm glad 174 is exhibiting some cl...
bull headed stage
  09/01/05
I'm convinced most of the people on this thread are 174 hims...
hilarious talking gas station codepig
  09/01/05
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Gaped Gunner Library
  09/01/05
I took the 1 train at 1:30 this afternoon, and the train was...
Aqua Concupiscible Church Roommate
  09/01/05
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Gaped Gunner Library
  09/01/05
This happened to me too, except almost all the children were...
big kitty cat set
  09/01/05
A+
Gaped Gunner Library
  09/01/05
"One of my friends took some nickels and threw them at ...
angry corner cumskin
  09/01/05
classic
wine lay blood rage
  09/02/05
178
exciting locale
  09/02/05
This was a lot better than the movie one. I think when you ...
talented wagecucks place of business
  09/02/05
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Gaped Gunner Library
  12/02/05
Good call. One of my favs.
Ungodly avocado faggotry keepsake machete
  12/02/05
"I have determined that True Elites should have a speci...
adulterous adventurous bawdyhouse gaming laptop
  12/02/05
As opposed to a private subway?
massive therapy office
  12/02/05
what's amazing is, this is actually not even his funniest po...
exciting locale
  12/02/05
what's amazing is, this is actually not even a funny post.
massive therapy office
  12/02/05
i thought it was
exciting locale
  12/02/05
I tire of his boorish eliteness.
massive therapy office
  12/02/05
the only funny part was the "EDIT" part at the end...
Supple National Newt
  12/02/05
the fact that you exist makes me feel good about my pathetic...
Sooty arousing theatre
  12/02/05
i enjoyed it the first time, and i enjoyed it again. well...
sick institution messiness
  12/02/05
Great job 174
Multi-colored dun box office halford
  12/02/05
Your friend had nickels? That's very unprestigious. He s...
Dark Sticky Yarmulke Toilet Seat
  12/02/05
I believe Susan B Anthony Silver dollars are also acceptable...
Shaky Hairy Legs
  12/02/05
Are you kidding? Those are the second least prestigious dol...
Dark Sticky Yarmulke Toilet Seat
  12/02/05
Gold buillion is too heavy to carry around and most people d...
Shaky Hairy Legs
  12/02/05
You must also be out of dubloons.
Dark Sticky Yarmulke Toilet Seat
  12/02/05
I have vainly searched the floor of the Atlantic ocean for t...
Shaky Hairy Legs
  12/02/05
I didn't even smile. really, it is not that funny.
doobsian zippy chapel
  12/02/05
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Gaped Gunner Library
  12/02/05
When did you go to sleep and when did you wake up?
Multi-colored dun box office halford
  12/02/05
...
Gaped Gunner Library
  12/02/05
prestigious
Multi-colored dun box office halford
  12/02/05
no offense, but other things you have said were funnier. ...
doobsian zippy chapel
  12/02/05
A few decent one-liners. It would have been more prestigious...
Shaky Hairy Legs
  12/02/05
Julia is neither hot or asian. Or Columbian. Or a girl.
Dark Sticky Yarmulke Toilet Seat
  12/02/05
i reread this with a bemused smile on my face, but completel...
passionate roast beef orchestra pit
  12/02/05
Hilarious. Even more hilarious if you've spent ten years or...
Transparent autistic whorehouse bbw
  12/02/05
where the hell did this go?!?!
passionate roast beef orchestra pit
  02/10/06
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passionate roast beef orchestra pit
  02/10/06
These edits are just wrong.
floppy mewling tanning salon
  05/12/06
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Comical factory reset button
  05/27/06
seriously, someone must have a copy of this somewhere
passionate roast beef orchestra pit
  12/17/07


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Date: September 1st, 2005 1:14 AM
Author: Gaped Gunner Library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718044)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:21 AM
Author: cracking chrome center prole

"EDIT: I have determined that True Elites should have a special subway, maybe where the poors line up and we walk on their heads to the next car like that scene in Crocodile Dundee."

You may be the funniest motherfucker on this board. 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718088)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:37 PM
Author: chestnut charismatic den puppy

I agree. this is a truly hilarious line.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3720040)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:24 AM
Author: Puce boyish mad cow disease mother

Yeah I hate riding the subway next to some kid with purple hair next to some queer with AIDS right next to some dude who just got out of jail for the fourth time right next to some 20-year-old mom with four kids. It's depressing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718104)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:37 PM
Author: chestnut charismatic den puppy

John Rocker, is that you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3720044)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:38 PM
Author: Blathering Impressive Parlor Clown

Wow. I had missed this gem completely. 180 for the reference.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3720049)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:37 AM
Author: Aromatic heaven

"[[shit]], semen, [[feces]] and trash-"

redundant

" I noticed a hot Asian girl wearing a Columbia shirt, so I looked at her tits for a few minutes. "

Disgusting, you race traitor. Mongoloid females don't have breasts anyway.

"He was wearing baggy clothes and had a stain on his $5 Nets shirt."

Knowing how niggers operate, it was probably a $75 Nets shirt, even if it looks like it's worth $5 (which it would be if it weren't an ignorant nigger doing theh buying). Where did such a dirt-poor nigger get the money to spend on his gaudy jewelry and overpriced sneakers and clothers? Stealing stereos, of course.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718188)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:39 AM
Author: cracking chrome center prole

How absolutely fucking asinine. You sound like a Los Angeles bus driver.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718211)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:41 AM
Author: Gaped Gunner Library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718224)





Date: September 1st, 2005 2:19 AM
Author: Aromatic heaven

They were most likely fake. Asshole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718388)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:56 AM
Author: Ebony Excitant Church Building Sneaky Criminal

176.

What's wrong with giving a bum tic-tacs? Or an AIDS patient aspirin? Do they have nasty side effects for these people?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718292)





Date: September 1st, 2005 2:25 AM
Author: Gaped Gunner Library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718426)





Date: September 1st, 2005 2:27 AM
Author: Ebony Excitant Church Building Sneaky Criminal

Ah yes, I see.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718435)





Date: September 1st, 2005 2:42 AM
Author: Slate Cruise Ship Mexican

Fucking hi-larious, 180!

I thought these lines were especially funny:

"When we were finally able to sit down, I noticed how the TTT seats didn’t have cushions or cupholders, unlike my father’s Bentley."

"So I kind of pushed back against the people, but not that hard because I was wearing a $400 shirt that I had to protect from the taint of mediocrity."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718478)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:23 AM
Author: 180 twisted boistinker

"First, we noticed that the subway platform is covered in shit, semen, feces and trash- the first sign of the lower classes"

180 just for that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718099)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:26 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Mint Turdskin Theater

"we should have PWN3D him and stomped on his head with topsiders without socks."

Simply Brilliant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718112)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:26 AM
Author: wild mind-boggling indian lodge candlestick maker

um. how funny. this schtick is STILL going. great to see that somethings just never die. kinda like Full House.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718115)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:27 AM
Author: dull trip people who are hurt

How RUDE!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718121)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:27 AM
Author: cracking chrome center prole

Every time she said that I wanted to molest children.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718126)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:28 AM
Author: Disrespectful cerebral volcanic crater pocket flask

"My prep school friends and I looked at each other and considered beating the shit out of her- we would totally PWN her, because there were 4 of us, and because she couldn’t have been older than 10. Plus we collectively outweigh her by like 400 pounds."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718129)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:33 AM
Author: cracking chrome center prole

i loved this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718156)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:31 AM
Author: Gaped Gunner Library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718146)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:26 AM
Author: Rusted violent home elastic band

179

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718119)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:38 AM
Author: Aromatic heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718193)





Date: September 1st, 2005 2:08 AM
Author: Flatulent zombie-like cuckold

180.

Great job again my friend. I liked the following part, as it really gets to the heart of the luxurious attitude exhibited by those with true prestige:

"I like to stretch out and put my arms out on armrests"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718345)





Date: September 1st, 2005 2:23 AM
Author: stimulating indirect expression

It's very funny, but for some reason when I read this paragraph I didn't find it funny:

"Then we saw some fucking bum... Yeah right fucker... If you have to fucking starve...He kept fucking... because it’s fucking funny to give a bum some tic-tacs. It’s like... fucking funny."

Too many "fucking/fucker", it didn't flow right...

Therefore, you get a 174. Good job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718414)





Date: September 1st, 2005 2:23 AM
Author: Gaped Gunner Library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718418)





Date: September 1st, 2005 2:30 AM
Author: misanthropic lascivious sound barrier

180+++

> One of my friends took some nickels and threw them at the tracks when we saw the headlights, hoping the mongrels would plunge over the side to their deaths in a hysterical display of PWN4AG3. Tragically, they did not.

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718454)





Date: September 1st, 2005 2:49 AM
Author: naked fuchsia kitchen mental disorder

180

Regardless of if you like 174 or not, he has been producing some hits lately.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718490)





Date: September 1st, 2005 2:55 AM
Author: Flatulent zombie-like cuckold

your handle brings back good memories of that song.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718502)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:28 PM
Author: Disrespectful cerebral volcanic crater pocket flask

bump for day crowd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3719992)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:34 PM
Author: orange startled ticket booth sandwich

Hey genius. What "private" subways have you ridden since you want to set a distinction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3720028)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:37 PM
Author: Blathering Impressive Parlor Clown

Many of the subways in Japan and Hong Kong are private.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3720038)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:38 PM
Author: Gaped Gunner Library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3720047)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:38 PM
Author: orange startled ticket booth sandwich

This board is based in America and all commentary is by default targeted for that audience.

I don't give a fuck how they do it in Japan, HK, or Mongolia for that matter.

Find me a city in America that has a "private" subway.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3720050)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:40 PM
Author: Gaped Gunner Library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3720059)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:41 PM
Author: orange startled ticket booth sandwich

Listen you little prep school fag.

Watch how you talk to me - remember I am working class. I don't just talk a good game. I'll come up to H over fall break and insert the break.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3720064)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:43 PM
Author: Gaped Gunner Library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3720081)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 2:04 AM
Author: Gaped Gunner Library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4437601)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:37 PM
Author: Gaped Gunner Library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3720041)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:39 PM
Author: orange startled ticket booth sandwich

Probably a Leer 70.

Tell him to buy a GS.

Wannabe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3720057)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:40 PM
Author: Gaped Gunner Library

Enjoy your TTT!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3720061)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:42 PM
Author: orange startled ticket booth sandwich

You wish I went to a TTT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3720070)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:43 PM
Author: Gaped Gunner Library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3720084)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:45 PM
Author: orange startled ticket booth sandwich

You would lose on SJ - no cause.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3720102)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:39 PM
Author: chestnut charismatic den puppy

180 for the post in its entirety.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3720051)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:44 PM
Author: bull headed stage

I agree its pretty good. I'm glad 174 is exhibiting some class

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3720091)





Date: September 1st, 2005 2:00 PM
Author: hilarious talking gas station codepig

I'm convinced most of the people on this thread are 174 himself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3720173)





Date: September 1st, 2005 4:51 PM
Author: Gaped Gunner Library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3721388)





Date: September 1st, 2005 4:53 PM
Author: Aqua Concupiscible Church Roommate

I took the 1 train at 1:30 this afternoon, and the train was full to overflowing with rancid school-aged children. What the fuck was going on, mass hooky?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3721405)





Date: September 1st, 2005 4:54 PM
Author: Gaped Gunner Library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3721414)





Date: September 1st, 2005 5:09 PM
Author: big kitty cat set

This happened to me too, except almost all the children were Asian and a number of the boys were playing a queer hand-clapping game. One of the children stepped on my shoe repeatedly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3721555)





Date: September 1st, 2005 5:13 PM
Author: Gaped Gunner Library

A+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3721581)





Date: September 1st, 2005 4:55 PM
Author: angry corner cumskin

"One of my friends took some nickels and threw them at the tracks when we saw the headlights, hoping the mongrels would plunge over the side to their deaths in a hysterical display of PWN4AG3. Tragically, they did not."

That was my favorite part.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3721426)





Date: September 2nd, 2005 6:43 PM
Author: wine lay blood rage

classic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3730709)





Date: September 2nd, 2005 6:48 PM
Author: exciting locale

178

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3730735)





Date: September 2nd, 2005 6:54 PM
Author: talented wagecucks place of business

This was a lot better than the movie one. I think when you leave blatant racism out, you're much more clever.

Not bad.

However, you could be more consistent in your use of the serial comma.

Fairly funny overall.

However, this is coming from a dumb whorebitch.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3730773)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 1:57 AM
Author: Gaped Gunner Library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4437560)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 1:58 AM
Author: Ungodly avocado faggotry keepsake machete

Good call. One of my favs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4437563)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 2:21 AM
Author: adulterous adventurous bawdyhouse gaming laptop

"I have determined that True Elites should have a special subway, maybe where the poors line up and we walk on their heads to the next car like that scene in Crocodile Dundee."

outstanding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4437700)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 2:49 AM
Author: massive therapy office

As opposed to a private subway?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4437885)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 2:54 AM
Author: exciting locale

what's amazing is, this is actually not even his funniest post.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4437914)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 2:55 AM
Author: massive therapy office

what's amazing is, this is actually not even a funny post.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4437922)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 2:56 AM
Author: exciting locale

i thought it was

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4437931)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 2:57 AM
Author: massive therapy office

I tire of his boorish eliteness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4437941)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 2:59 AM
Author: Supple National Newt

the only funny part was the "EDIT" part at the end, everything else felt too contrived and laborious but of course, your audience is a bunch of law school ladderclimbers studying for exams

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4437949)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 3:02 AM
Author: Sooty arousing theatre

the fact that you exist makes me feel good about my pathetic self. At least I can say, yeah, I suck, BUT I'M no 174!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4437969)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 3:16 AM
Author: sick institution messiness

i enjoyed it the first time, and i enjoyed it again.

well played.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4438068)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 10:37 AM
Author: Multi-colored dun box office halford

Great job 174

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4438766)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 10:40 AM
Author: Dark Sticky Yarmulke Toilet Seat

Your friend had nickels?

That's very unprestigious. He should be unwilling to have any change other than 50 cent pieces and gold bullion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4438783)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 10:56 AM
Author: Shaky Hairy Legs

I believe Susan B Anthony Silver dollars are also acceptable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4438856)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 10:57 AM
Author: Dark Sticky Yarmulke Toilet Seat

Are you kidding? Those are the second least prestigious dollar coins (just after the one with the indian girl). They look like quarters. That's the dollar coin equivalent of a wigger. So, no.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4438863)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 10:59 AM
Author: Shaky Hairy Legs

Gold buillion is too heavy to carry around and most people don't have appropriate scales to make a conversion.

You'd need a manservant and a personal moneychanger w/ you at all times, which I suppose is pretty prestigious, but for the efficiently prestigious silver dollars would work. You also get the look of confusion when the cashier attempts to figure out where to place the silver dollar in the money tray.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4438872)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 11:00 AM
Author: Dark Sticky Yarmulke Toilet Seat

You must also be out of dubloons.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4438875)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 11:02 AM
Author: Shaky Hairy Legs

I have vainly searched the floor of the Atlantic ocean for the fine Spanish coins, but have been unable to secure a second cache. I have been using fabrege eggs as currency now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4438887)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 10:42 AM
Author: doobsian zippy chapel

I didn't even smile.

really, it is not that funny.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4438790)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 10:50 AM
Author: Gaped Gunner Library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4438821)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 10:51 AM
Author: Multi-colored dun box office halford

When did you go to sleep and when did you wake up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4438824)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 10:52 AM
Author: Gaped Gunner Library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4438828)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 10:52 AM
Author: Multi-colored dun box office halford

prestigious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4438833)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 11:03 AM
Author: doobsian zippy chapel

no offense, but other things you have said were funnier.

sorry, just wasn't that interesting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4438893)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 11:00 AM
Author: Shaky Hairy Legs

A few decent one-liners. It would have been more prestigious if you had made a bet with your friends to see if you could transform the bum into a successful business person and the hot Asian Columbia girl into a bum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4438880)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 11:02 AM
Author: Dark Sticky Yarmulke Toilet Seat

Julia is neither hot or asian. Or Columbian. Or a girl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4438888)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 12:44 PM
Author: passionate roast beef orchestra pit

i reread this with a bemused smile on my face, but completely cracked up when i got to "I also saw some bitch who looked like a fish." That part must have been lost in the hilarity of my first read through.

A+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4439494)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 3:41 PM
Author: Transparent autistic whorehouse bbw

Hilarious. Even more hilarious if you've spent ten years or more riding around on NYC's subways.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4441056)





Date: February 10th, 2006 5:32 PM
Author: passionate roast beef orchestra pit

where the hell did this go?!?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#5050217)





Date: February 10th, 2006 5:39 PM
Author: passionate roast beef orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#5050296)





Date: May 12th, 2006 12:24 AM
Author: floppy mewling tanning salon

These edits are just wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#5768946)





Date: May 27th, 2006 8:05 PM
Author: Comical factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#5866001)





Date: December 17th, 2007 6:51 AM
Author: passionate roast beef orchestra pit

seriously, someone must have a copy of this somewhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#9039428)