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Rode a public subway. Here is my report. [174]

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aphrodisiac casino queen of the night
  09/01/05
"EDIT: I have determined that True Elites should have a...
Zombie-like Public Bath Macaca
  09/01/05
I agree. this is a truly hilarious line.
underhanded red box office lettuce
  09/01/05
Yeah I hate riding the subway next to some kid with purple h...
soul-stirring resort
  09/01/05
John Rocker, is that you?
underhanded red box office lettuce
  09/01/05
Wow. I had missed this gem completely. 180 for the referen...
obsidian goyim lodge
  09/01/05
"[[shit]], semen, [[feces]] and trash-" redunda...
confused lay pervert
  09/01/05
How absolutely fucking asinine. You sound like a Los Angeles...
Zombie-like Public Bath Macaca
  09/01/05
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aphrodisiac casino queen of the night
  09/01/05
They were most likely fake. Asshole.
confused lay pervert
  09/01/05
176. What's wrong with giving a bum tic-tacs? Or an AIDS ...
Charismatic dull parlor chad
  09/01/05
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aphrodisiac casino queen of the night
  09/01/05
Ah yes, I see.
Charismatic dull parlor chad
  09/01/05
Fucking hi-larious, 180! I thought these lines were espe...
disrespectful cruise ship giraffe
  09/01/05
"First, we noticed that the subway platform is covered ...
cracking disgusting ratface
  09/01/05
"we should have PWN3D him and stomped on his head with ...
stimulating fluffy bawdyhouse dog poop
  09/01/05
um. how funny. this schtick is STILL going. great to see t...
Maroon french chef
  09/01/05
How RUDE!
cyan menage reading party
  09/01/05
Every time she said that I wanted to molest children.
Zombie-like Public Bath Macaca
  09/01/05
"My prep school friends and I looked at each other and ...
Crystalline Nursing Home
  09/01/05
i loved this one
Zombie-like Public Bath Macaca
  09/01/05
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aphrodisiac casino queen of the night
  09/01/05
179
flatulent mood locus
  09/01/05
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confused lay pervert
  09/01/05
180. Great job again my friend. I liked the following par...
high-end church building old irish cottage
  09/01/05
It's very funny, but for some reason when I read this paragr...
free-loading death wish corner
  09/01/05
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aphrodisiac casino queen of the night
  09/01/05
180+++ > One of my friends took some nickels and threw...
slate alpha
  09/01/05
180 Regardless of if you like 174 or not, he has been pro...
Bisexual Fragrant Center
  09/01/05
your handle brings back good memories of that song.
high-end church building old irish cottage
  09/01/05
bump for day crowd
Crystalline Nursing Home
  09/01/05
Hey genius. What "private" subways have you ridde...
Arousing private investor
  09/01/05
Many of the subways in Japan and Hong Kong are private.
obsidian goyim lodge
  09/01/05
...
aphrodisiac casino queen of the night
  09/01/05
This board is based in America and all commentary is by defa...
Arousing private investor
  09/01/05
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aphrodisiac casino queen of the night
  09/01/05
Listen you little prep school fag. Watch how you talk to ...
Arousing private investor
  09/01/05
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aphrodisiac casino queen of the night
  09/01/05
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aphrodisiac casino queen of the night
  12/02/05
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aphrodisiac casino queen of the night
  09/01/05
Probably a Leer 70. Tell him to buy a GS. Wannabe.
Arousing private investor
  09/01/05
Enjoy your TTT!
aphrodisiac casino queen of the night
  09/01/05
You wish I went to a TTT.
Arousing private investor
  09/01/05
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aphrodisiac casino queen of the night
  09/01/05
You would lose on SJ - no cause.
Arousing private investor
  09/01/05
180 for the post in its entirety.
underhanded red box office lettuce
  09/01/05
I agree its pretty good. I'm glad 174 is exhibiting some cl...
Ivory beady-eyed stead
  09/01/05
I'm convinced most of the people on this thread are 174 hims...
transparent zippy legend double fault
  09/01/05
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aphrodisiac casino queen of the night
  09/01/05
I took the 1 train at 1:30 this afternoon, and the train was...
french trump supporter
  09/01/05
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aphrodisiac casino queen of the night
  09/01/05
This happened to me too, except almost all the children were...
umber kitchen
  09/01/05
A+
aphrodisiac casino queen of the night
  09/01/05
"One of my friends took some nickels and threw them at ...
Out-of-control pocket flask candlestick maker
  09/01/05
classic
mahogany razzle regret place of business
  09/02/05
178
mauve ticket booth marketing idea
  09/02/05
This was a lot better than the movie one. I think when you ...
lilac hateful dilemma
  09/02/05
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aphrodisiac casino queen of the night
  12/02/05
Good call. One of my favs.
Startling diverse keepsake machete mad-dog skullcap
  12/02/05
"I have determined that True Elites should have a speci...
bat-shit-crazy property depressive
  12/02/05
As opposed to a private subway?
buff theater stage faggot firefighter
  12/02/05
what's amazing is, this is actually not even his funniest po...
mauve ticket booth marketing idea
  12/02/05
what's amazing is, this is actually not even a funny post.
buff theater stage faggot firefighter
  12/02/05
i thought it was
mauve ticket booth marketing idea
  12/02/05
I tire of his boorish eliteness.
buff theater stage faggot firefighter
  12/02/05
the only funny part was the "EDIT" part at the end...
Sable Abode Sandwich
  12/02/05
the fact that you exist makes me feel good about my pathetic...
offensive principal's office wagecucks
  12/02/05
i enjoyed it the first time, and i enjoyed it again. well...
Unholy nibblets
  12/02/05
Great job 174
fighting angry haunted graveyard step-uncle's house
  12/02/05
Your friend had nickels? That's very unprestigious. He s...
contagious brunch
  12/02/05
I believe Susan B Anthony Silver dollars are also acceptable...
Provocative fear-inspiring athletic conference heaven
  12/02/05
Are you kidding? Those are the second least prestigious dol...
contagious brunch
  12/02/05
Gold buillion is too heavy to carry around and most people d...
Provocative fear-inspiring athletic conference heaven
  12/02/05
You must also be out of dubloons.
contagious brunch
  12/02/05
I have vainly searched the floor of the Atlantic ocean for t...
Provocative fear-inspiring athletic conference heaven
  12/02/05
I didn't even smile. really, it is not that funny.
sticky chapel
  12/02/05
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aphrodisiac casino queen of the night
  12/02/05
When did you go to sleep and when did you wake up?
fighting angry haunted graveyard step-uncle's house
  12/02/05
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aphrodisiac casino queen of the night
  12/02/05
prestigious
fighting angry haunted graveyard step-uncle's house
  12/02/05
no offense, but other things you have said were funnier. ...
sticky chapel
  12/02/05
A few decent one-liners. It would have been more prestigious...
Provocative fear-inspiring athletic conference heaven
  12/02/05
Julia is neither hot or asian. Or Columbian. Or a girl.
contagious brunch
  12/02/05
i reread this with a bemused smile on my face, but completel...
Electric spruce community account
  12/02/05
Hilarious. Even more hilarious if you've spent ten years or...
Lascivious halford
  12/02/05
where the hell did this go?!?!
Electric spruce community account
  02/10/06
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Electric spruce community account
  02/10/06
These edits are just wrong.
Indigo plaza
  05/12/06
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drab telephone idiot
  05/27/06
seriously, someone must have a copy of this somewhere
Electric spruce community account
  12/17/07


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Date: September 1st, 2005 1:14 AM
Author: aphrodisiac casino queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718044)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:21 AM
Author: Zombie-like Public Bath Macaca

"EDIT: I have determined that True Elites should have a special subway, maybe where the poors line up and we walk on their heads to the next car like that scene in Crocodile Dundee."

You may be the funniest motherfucker on this board. 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718088)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:37 PM
Author: underhanded red box office lettuce

I agree. this is a truly hilarious line.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3720040)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:24 AM
Author: soul-stirring resort

Yeah I hate riding the subway next to some kid with purple hair next to some queer with AIDS right next to some dude who just got out of jail for the fourth time right next to some 20-year-old mom with four kids. It's depressing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718104)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:37 PM
Author: underhanded red box office lettuce

John Rocker, is that you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3720044)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:38 PM
Author: obsidian goyim lodge

Wow. I had missed this gem completely. 180 for the reference.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3720049)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:37 AM
Author: confused lay pervert

"[[shit]], semen, [[feces]] and trash-"

redundant

" I noticed a hot Asian girl wearing a Columbia shirt, so I looked at her tits for a few minutes. "

Disgusting, you race traitor. Mongoloid females don't have breasts anyway.

"He was wearing baggy clothes and had a stain on his $5 Nets shirt."

Knowing how niggers operate, it was probably a $75 Nets shirt, even if it looks like it's worth $5 (which it would be if it weren't an ignorant nigger doing theh buying). Where did such a dirt-poor nigger get the money to spend on his gaudy jewelry and overpriced sneakers and clothers? Stealing stereos, of course.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718188)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:39 AM
Author: Zombie-like Public Bath Macaca

How absolutely fucking asinine. You sound like a Los Angeles bus driver.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718211)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:41 AM
Author: aphrodisiac casino queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718224)





Date: September 1st, 2005 2:19 AM
Author: confused lay pervert

They were most likely fake. Asshole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718388)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:56 AM
Author: Charismatic dull parlor chad

176.

What's wrong with giving a bum tic-tacs? Or an AIDS patient aspirin? Do they have nasty side effects for these people?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718292)





Date: September 1st, 2005 2:25 AM
Author: aphrodisiac casino queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718426)





Date: September 1st, 2005 2:27 AM
Author: Charismatic dull parlor chad

Ah yes, I see.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718435)





Date: September 1st, 2005 2:42 AM
Author: disrespectful cruise ship giraffe

Fucking hi-larious, 180!

I thought these lines were especially funny:

"When we were finally able to sit down, I noticed how the TTT seats didn’t have cushions or cupholders, unlike my father’s Bentley."

"So I kind of pushed back against the people, but not that hard because I was wearing a $400 shirt that I had to protect from the taint of mediocrity."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718478)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:23 AM
Author: cracking disgusting ratface

"First, we noticed that the subway platform is covered in shit, semen, feces and trash- the first sign of the lower classes"

180 just for that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718099)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:26 AM
Author: stimulating fluffy bawdyhouse dog poop

"we should have PWN3D him and stomped on his head with topsiders without socks."

Simply Brilliant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718112)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:26 AM
Author: Maroon french chef

um. how funny. this schtick is STILL going. great to see that somethings just never die. kinda like Full House.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718115)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:27 AM
Author: cyan menage reading party

How RUDE!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718121)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:27 AM
Author: Zombie-like Public Bath Macaca

Every time she said that I wanted to molest children.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718126)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:28 AM
Author: Crystalline Nursing Home

"My prep school friends and I looked at each other and considered beating the shit out of her- we would totally PWN her, because there were 4 of us, and because she couldn’t have been older than 10. Plus we collectively outweigh her by like 400 pounds."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718129)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:33 AM
Author: Zombie-like Public Bath Macaca

i loved this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718156)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:31 AM
Author: aphrodisiac casino queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718146)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:26 AM
Author: flatulent mood locus

179

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718119)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:38 AM
Author: confused lay pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718193)





Date: September 1st, 2005 2:08 AM
Author: high-end church building old irish cottage

180.

Great job again my friend. I liked the following part, as it really gets to the heart of the luxurious attitude exhibited by those with true prestige:

"I like to stretch out and put my arms out on armrests"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718345)





Date: September 1st, 2005 2:23 AM
Author: free-loading death wish corner

It's very funny, but for some reason when I read this paragraph I didn't find it funny:

"Then we saw some fucking bum... Yeah right fucker... If you have to fucking starve...He kept fucking... because it’s fucking funny to give a bum some tic-tacs. It’s like... fucking funny."

Too many "fucking/fucker", it didn't flow right...

Therefore, you get a 174. Good job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718414)





Date: September 1st, 2005 2:23 AM
Author: aphrodisiac casino queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718418)





Date: September 1st, 2005 2:30 AM
Author: slate alpha

180+++

> One of my friends took some nickels and threw them at the tracks when we saw the headlights, hoping the mongrels would plunge over the side to their deaths in a hysterical display of PWN4AG3. Tragically, they did not.

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718454)





Date: September 1st, 2005 2:49 AM
Author: Bisexual Fragrant Center

180

Regardless of if you like 174 or not, he has been producing some hits lately.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718490)





Date: September 1st, 2005 2:55 AM
Author: high-end church building old irish cottage

your handle brings back good memories of that song.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718502)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:28 PM
Author: Crystalline Nursing Home

bump for day crowd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3719992)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:34 PM
Author: Arousing private investor

Hey genius. What "private" subways have you ridden since you want to set a distinction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3720028)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:37 PM
Author: obsidian goyim lodge

Many of the subways in Japan and Hong Kong are private.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3720038)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:38 PM
Author: aphrodisiac casino queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3720047)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:38 PM
Author: Arousing private investor

This board is based in America and all commentary is by default targeted for that audience.

I don't give a fuck how they do it in Japan, HK, or Mongolia for that matter.

Find me a city in America that has a "private" subway.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3720050)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:40 PM
Author: aphrodisiac casino queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3720059)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:41 PM
Author: Arousing private investor

Listen you little prep school fag.

Watch how you talk to me - remember I am working class. I don't just talk a good game. I'll come up to H over fall break and insert the break.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3720064)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:43 PM
Author: aphrodisiac casino queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3720081)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 2:04 AM
Author: aphrodisiac casino queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4437601)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:37 PM
Author: aphrodisiac casino queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3720041)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:39 PM
Author: Arousing private investor

Probably a Leer 70.

Tell him to buy a GS.

Wannabe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3720057)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:40 PM
Author: aphrodisiac casino queen of the night

Enjoy your TTT!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3720061)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:42 PM
Author: Arousing private investor

You wish I went to a TTT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3720070)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:43 PM
Author: aphrodisiac casino queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3720084)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:45 PM
Author: Arousing private investor

You would lose on SJ - no cause.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3720102)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:39 PM
Author: underhanded red box office lettuce

180 for the post in its entirety.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3720051)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:44 PM
Author: Ivory beady-eyed stead

I agree its pretty good. I'm glad 174 is exhibiting some class

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3720091)





Date: September 1st, 2005 2:00 PM
Author: transparent zippy legend double fault

I'm convinced most of the people on this thread are 174 himself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3720173)





Date: September 1st, 2005 4:51 PM
Author: aphrodisiac casino queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3721388)





Date: September 1st, 2005 4:53 PM
Author: french trump supporter

I took the 1 train at 1:30 this afternoon, and the train was full to overflowing with rancid school-aged children. What the fuck was going on, mass hooky?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3721405)





Date: September 1st, 2005 4:54 PM
Author: aphrodisiac casino queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3721414)





Date: September 1st, 2005 5:09 PM
Author: umber kitchen

This happened to me too, except almost all the children were Asian and a number of the boys were playing a queer hand-clapping game. One of the children stepped on my shoe repeatedly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3721555)





Date: September 1st, 2005 5:13 PM
Author: aphrodisiac casino queen of the night

A+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3721581)





Date: September 1st, 2005 4:55 PM
Author: Out-of-control pocket flask candlestick maker

"One of my friends took some nickels and threw them at the tracks when we saw the headlights, hoping the mongrels would plunge over the side to their deaths in a hysterical display of PWN4AG3. Tragically, they did not."

That was my favorite part.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3721426)





Date: September 2nd, 2005 6:43 PM
Author: mahogany razzle regret place of business

classic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3730709)





Date: September 2nd, 2005 6:48 PM
Author: mauve ticket booth marketing idea

178

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3730735)





Date: September 2nd, 2005 6:54 PM
Author: lilac hateful dilemma

This was a lot better than the movie one. I think when you leave blatant racism out, you're much more clever.

Not bad.

However, you could be more consistent in your use of the serial comma.

Fairly funny overall.

However, this is coming from a dumb whorebitch.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3730773)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 1:57 AM
Author: aphrodisiac casino queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4437560)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 1:58 AM
Author: Startling diverse keepsake machete mad-dog skullcap

Good call. One of my favs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4437563)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 2:21 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy property depressive

"I have determined that True Elites should have a special subway, maybe where the poors line up and we walk on their heads to the next car like that scene in Crocodile Dundee."

outstanding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4437700)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 2:49 AM
Author: buff theater stage faggot firefighter

As opposed to a private subway?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4437885)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 2:54 AM
Author: mauve ticket booth marketing idea

what's amazing is, this is actually not even his funniest post.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4437914)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 2:55 AM
Author: buff theater stage faggot firefighter

what's amazing is, this is actually not even a funny post.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4437922)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 2:56 AM
Author: mauve ticket booth marketing idea

i thought it was

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4437931)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 2:57 AM
Author: buff theater stage faggot firefighter

I tire of his boorish eliteness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4437941)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 2:59 AM
Author: Sable Abode Sandwich

the only funny part was the "EDIT" part at the end, everything else felt too contrived and laborious but of course, your audience is a bunch of law school ladderclimbers studying for exams

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4437949)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 3:02 AM
Author: offensive principal's office wagecucks

the fact that you exist makes me feel good about my pathetic self. At least I can say, yeah, I suck, BUT I'M no 174!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4437969)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 3:16 AM
Author: Unholy nibblets

i enjoyed it the first time, and i enjoyed it again.

well played.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4438068)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 10:37 AM
Author: fighting angry haunted graveyard step-uncle's house

Great job 174

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4438766)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 10:40 AM
Author: contagious brunch

Your friend had nickels?

That's very unprestigious. He should be unwilling to have any change other than 50 cent pieces and gold bullion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4438783)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 10:56 AM
Author: Provocative fear-inspiring athletic conference heaven

I believe Susan B Anthony Silver dollars are also acceptable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4438856)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 10:57 AM
Author: contagious brunch

Are you kidding? Those are the second least prestigious dollar coins (just after the one with the indian girl). They look like quarters. That's the dollar coin equivalent of a wigger. So, no.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4438863)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 10:59 AM
Author: Provocative fear-inspiring athletic conference heaven

Gold buillion is too heavy to carry around and most people don't have appropriate scales to make a conversion.

You'd need a manservant and a personal moneychanger w/ you at all times, which I suppose is pretty prestigious, but for the efficiently prestigious silver dollars would work. You also get the look of confusion when the cashier attempts to figure out where to place the silver dollar in the money tray.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4438872)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 11:00 AM
Author: contagious brunch

You must also be out of dubloons.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4438875)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 11:02 AM
Author: Provocative fear-inspiring athletic conference heaven

I have vainly searched the floor of the Atlantic ocean for the fine Spanish coins, but have been unable to secure a second cache. I have been using fabrege eggs as currency now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4438887)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 10:42 AM
Author: sticky chapel

I didn't even smile.

really, it is not that funny.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4438790)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 10:50 AM
Author: aphrodisiac casino queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4438821)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 10:51 AM
Author: fighting angry haunted graveyard step-uncle's house

When did you go to sleep and when did you wake up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4438824)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 10:52 AM
Author: aphrodisiac casino queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4438828)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 10:52 AM
Author: fighting angry haunted graveyard step-uncle's house

prestigious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4438833)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 11:03 AM
Author: sticky chapel

no offense, but other things you have said were funnier.

sorry, just wasn't that interesting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4438893)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 11:00 AM
Author: Provocative fear-inspiring athletic conference heaven

A few decent one-liners. It would have been more prestigious if you had made a bet with your friends to see if you could transform the bum into a successful business person and the hot Asian Columbia girl into a bum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4438880)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 11:02 AM
Author: contagious brunch

Julia is neither hot or asian. Or Columbian. Or a girl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4438888)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 12:44 PM
Author: Electric spruce community account

i reread this with a bemused smile on my face, but completely cracked up when i got to "I also saw some bitch who looked like a fish." That part must have been lost in the hilarity of my first read through.

A+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4439494)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 3:41 PM
Author: Lascivious halford

Hilarious. Even more hilarious if you've spent ten years or more riding around on NYC's subways.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4441056)





Date: February 10th, 2006 5:32 PM
Author: Electric spruce community account

where the hell did this go?!?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#5050217)





Date: February 10th, 2006 5:39 PM
Author: Electric spruce community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#5050296)





Date: May 12th, 2006 12:24 AM
Author: Indigo plaza

These edits are just wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#5768946)





Date: May 27th, 2006 8:05 PM
Author: drab telephone idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#5866001)





Date: December 17th, 2007 6:51 AM
Author: Electric spruce community account

seriously, someone must have a copy of this somewhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#9039428)