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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:22 PM Author: lascivious chest-beating institution sandwich (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25126505) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:23 PM Author: Marvelous grizzly field I'm not, but I re-opened and closed it. Please let me know if you can access. Thanks. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25126519) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:23 PM Author: lascivious chest-beating institution sandwich Oh, okay. Make sure you version up next time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25126533) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:27 PM Author: boyish embarrassed to the bone prole incel [Junior Partner] told me to input the changes in the same version. Thanks. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25126585) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:28 PM Author: lascivious chest-beating institution sandwich Okay, did you save it as a new document? Because I'm in the latest version and I don't see the changes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25126598) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:30 PM Author: Marvelous grizzly field I can't check to see if changes are there because you are in the document. Thanks. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25126609) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:31 PM Author: lascivious chest-beating institution sandwich I'm out. I got your redline. Should I work in the document or use the redline and save a new document?
Okay, stop. I'm saving a new document. |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:33 PM Author: Smoky effete fanboi mexican Please accept all prior changes after saving as a new version. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25126644) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:34 PM Author: lascivious chest-beating institution sandwich Which prior changes? The redline? Why are they showing in blue? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25126657) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:55 PM Author: boyish embarrassed to the bone prole incel Sorry, I think I forgot to accept track changes before redlining. Will correct and revert shortly. Thanks. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25126865) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:35 PM Author: boyish embarrassed to the bone prole incel Should we check with [Junior Partner] first? Pretty sure he wanted the changes in the same document and the same version. Thanks. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25126663) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:37 PM Author: lascivious chest-beating institution sandwich I just spoke to him, he's at his kid's recital. He says a new document is okay, but to use track changes and send a blackline. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25126684) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:38 PM Author: boyish embarrassed to the bone prole incel Are you sure he said to BOTH track changes AND send a blackline? Seems redundant. Pretty sure he was unhappy the last time we did that. Thanks. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25126698) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:40 PM Author: lascivious chest-beating institution sandwich It didn't make sense to me, but thats what he said. This is for the Russian clients and it's what they want. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25126719) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:49 PM Author: boyish embarrassed to the bone prole incel If it is for the Russian clients then why are we billing under 099925.003? Also, shouldn't we be saving on the London server instead of US1? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25126803) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:55 PM Author: lascivious chest-beating institution sandwich Wait, are you the timekeeper billing everything on that number? I've been looking for you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25126879) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:59 PM Author: boyish embarrassed to the bone prole incel [Junior Partner] said to temporarily bill under that client-matter number until he sends a new one. I have not received an updated number. Please let me know what the new number is. When do I absolutely need to correct the time by? Please note that it will take a few hours to review my records and I have already closed out my time for last week so I will need to send a note to Jerry in order to correct. Thanks. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25126910) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:07 PM Author: lascivious chest-beating institution sandwich Are you serious? The new number is 099925.004.
It's March 3, all time closes in 54 minutes.
You need to cancel out all time that has already transferred and enter with new descriptions and delete all ABA approved codes - this client doesn't do those codes - and close it out in 53 minutes.
The client writes our time off if it's late at all. |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:09 PM Author: boyish embarrassed to the bone prole incel *Drops everything and begins frantically dealing with inputting time*
*heart is racing for all 52 minutes. Time is closed out. Whew. Oh shit, I missed a few! HURRY!* |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:18 PM Author: lascivious chest-beating institution sandwich (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25127068) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:26 PM Author: boyish embarrassed to the bone prole incel That isn't all that remarkable. I have had, a few days before a closing, an urgent request to input and close out time. You know, right during that crunch when you just fucking know it will be an all nighter, possibly 2 back to back. It can't wait a few days, the client NEEDS to know now so they can begin arguing with the partner or even so they can move up the closing to give you LESS time. Unfortunately, what makes this thread amusing is that all of the shit ITT is truly standard bullshit you deal with on a daily basis. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25127156) |
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Date: October 4th, 2017 7:07 PM Author: concupiscible alcoholic theater stage mad-dog skullcap (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#34368122) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:09 PM Author: Ivory Hissy Fit *puts gun in mouth* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25126985) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:14 PM Author: boyish embarrassed to the bone prole incel *After you finish this in the middle of the night, you wearily wonder if there is something else you have to do before heading home and getting 4 hours of sleep*
*You realize the fucking changes on an exhibit were never input*
*You seriously feel tears beginning to well up*
*Worse, you do the most beta thing imaginable*
Hi [Senior Associate],
I finished inputting the time as requested. Don't worry, I got it in before the 3am deadline. I know I need to input the changes to Exhibit Y, but after that is there anything else that needs to be done tonight before I head out?
Thanks, [Miserable Associate] |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:18 PM Author: Glittery striped hyena stage Thanks. Yes, we need to conform the footers' font size and alignment across exhibits. Please use the format from the version of Exhibit L we turned before that became exhibit M. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25127066) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:23 PM Author: lascivious chest-beating institution sandwich -There are two kinds. Serif or sans serif?
*receives no response*
*waits in office overnight til senior partner comes in*
-Serif or sans serif?
-What are you talking about? I looked at the original [junior partner] sent and it was fine so I forwarded it to the client last night around 6 p.m. Forgot to bcc you. |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:28 PM Author: boyish embarrassed to the bone prole incel *swallows outrage*
Oh, I'm glad it got taken care of. So is there anything else I can do on this matter or are we all set?
*hopes he can sneak out over lunch and take a nap, even if only for an hour or two*
*wonders if he can still bill the time he spent waiting* |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:34 PM Author: Glittery striped hyena stage I think we've handled everything on this for now. But you should stop by [Jr. Partner's] office ASAP. He needs a junior for another deal that's heating up. I'll tell him you're stopping by. Thanks. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25127225) |
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Date: June 16th, 2015 2:07 PM Author: Infuriating fishy ratface (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#28133033) |
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Date: June 16th, 2015 2:06 PM Author: Infuriating fishy ratface (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#28133020) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:31 PM Author: Ivory Hissy Fit *jr associate receiving this email from partner while walking home for the night*
"Oh god, oh-" |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:33 PM Author: lascivious chest-beating institution sandwich Or on a date (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25126643) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:35 PM Author: Motley location lol @ the notion of biglaw associates going on dates (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25126670) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:36 PM Author: lime stain trust fund I emailed document services - they said they couldn't check it back in. Can you please send my a PDF of your hand markup? Thanks. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25126678) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:47 PM Author: boyish embarrassed to the bone prole incel (after spending 30 minutes getting back in the office)
*computer freezes as you attempt to close the document*
*calls help desk*
Miserable Associate: Hi, I can't check the document back in. Can you please close it out on your end? All changes were already saved.
Help Desk: Just close the document on your computer, please.
Miserable Associate: The computer is frozen.
Help Desk: Were you trying to exit via the "X" at the top right instead of using File to Exit as per policy?
Miserable Associate: (lies) Um, I used File to Exit and it froze anyway.
Help Desk: I'm going to need to put you on hold.
*Email pops up from senior associate*: "Miserable Associate, I promised [Junior Partner] we would have his changes input and turned over by now with both cleaned and redlined versions. Please update on status and ETA ASAP. Thanks."
(it is 1am, and Miserable Associate looks out his window to see a crowd of tourists leaving a bar, laughing. The temptation to open said window and jump out is almost overwhelming) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:55 PM Author: boyish embarrassed to the bone prole incel (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25126872) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:01 PM Author: Ivory Hissy Fit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25126929) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:22 PM Author: pink sound barrier pozpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25127113) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:42 PM Author: Thriller stage depressive (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25127274) |
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Date: March 4th, 2014 12:04 AM Author: Ruddy idiot faggotry rofl (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25127450) |
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Date: March 4th, 2014 12:34 AM Author: carmine anal meetinghouse headpube FUCK (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25127578) |
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Date: March 4th, 2014 9:58 AM Author: elite hall windowlicker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25128828) |
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Date: March 4th, 2014 10:00 AM Author: Insane queen of the night Does every firm have the don't use x to close policy? It's ridiculous (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25128831) |
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Date: March 4th, 2014 8:19 PM Author: sickened blood rage pistol It's because if you are using Citrix it is easy as fuck to mistakenly close your whole virtual desktop. Still stupid though. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25132069) |
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Date: March 4th, 2014 8:22 PM Author: salmon heady lodge bbw never heard of this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25132084) |
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Date: March 4th, 2014 9:32 PM Author: boyish embarrassed to the bone prole incel The hilarious thing is that it really doesn't matter at all but if you call the help desk because something got messed up they inevitably ask some stupid BS like that or "when was the last time you rebooted?" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25132574) |
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Date: March 26th, 2014 7:00 PM Author: lime stain trust fund TCR. Although, this does matter because they push backdoor fixes to machines update shit they previously fucked up without telling their superiors. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25266870) |
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Date: March 4th, 2014 10:15 AM Author: Carnelian Beady-eyed Genital Piercing Temple (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25128855) |
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Date: March 4th, 2014 10:46 AM Author: lime stain trust fund (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25128973) |
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Date: March 6th, 2014 9:19 PM Author: Thriller stage depressive (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25144248) |
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Date: March 20th, 2014 5:19 PM Author: Rusted high-end milk rigor Fuck, this hit home. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25227898) |
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Date: February 28th, 2015 3:39 AM Author: Thriller stage depressive (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#27404866) |
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Date: October 4th, 2017 7:06 PM Author: Stimulating macaca *Runs headfirst into glass door dividing the offices from the lobby* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#34368106) |
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Date: April 14th, 2022 3:34 PM Author: lascivious chest-beating institution sandwich (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#44339790) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:39 PM Author: lascivious chest-beating institution sandwich Law students, GAZE UPON YOUR FUTURE. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25126707) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:53 PM Author: boyish embarrassed to the bone prole incel Seriously, this thread should be a sticky. If this seems riveting to you then you've found the right profession. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25126850) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:56 PM Author: Ivory Hissy Fit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25126887) |
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Date: March 4th, 2014 7:09 PM Author: lascivious chest-beating institution sandwich (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25131573) |
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Date: October 4th, 2017 7:25 PM Author: sick aphrodisiac alpha (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#34368293) |
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Date: August 11th, 2023 11:46 AM Author: lascivious chest-beating institution sandwich (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#46656788) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:57 PM Author: Infuriating fishy ratface Some 180 shit in here. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25126890) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:09 PM Author: deranged abusive halford garrison this thread makes me want to kill myself and i'm not even a lawyer (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25126977) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:20 PM Author: boyish embarrassed to the bone prole incel *Just when you're at your breaking point, near a literal meltdown, you open mint.com. You don't know whether to feel good or awful. Your paycheck got deposited. A solid sum. Then you look at your net worth. Negative. 6 figures. A single tear begins to run down your cheek.*
*Another email from [Senior Associate] pops up* |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:52 PM Author: salmon heady lodge bbw lol fuck stop stop stop (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25127330) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:55 PM Author: lascivious chest-beating institution sandwich six years a slave, three more til nobreakfastpwned. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25127352) |
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Date: March 4th, 2014 12:20 AM Author: boyish embarrassed to the bone prole incel If one eats shit consistently and is lucky (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25127518) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:14 PM Author: Arousing lemon property 180 thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25127033) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:21 PM Author: peach wagecucks *blows brains out* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25127097) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:22 PM Author: Thriller stage depressive jesus and that's exactly what it's like too, you didn't even have to exaggerate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25127117) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:25 PM Author: lascivious chest-beating institution sandwich Yeah, it's not a very funny thread. It's just a transcript. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25127147) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:38 PM Author: alcoholic twinkling uncleanness pocket flask It is pretty funny if you have only worked in shitlaw. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25127245) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:46 PM Author: Spectacular Regret Shrine you don't have document management in shitlaw? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25127291) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:48 PM Author: lascivious chest-beating institution sandwich Oh yeah man, I have one of those jump drive things. I use folders. Do you use foldering? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25127306) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:49 PM Author: alcoholic twinkling uncleanness pocket flask I don't even know what "document management" means. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25127315) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:53 PM Author: Spectacular Regret Shrine so you don't know what they are talking about when they say "checking in the document"? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25127335) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:55 PM Author: lascivious chest-beating institution sandwich It sounds absurd when you put it in quotes.
"Version up" please. |
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Date: March 4th, 2014 12:09 AM Author: Spectacular Regret Shrine will do (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25127470) |
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Date: March 4th, 2014 12:00 AM Author: alcoholic twinkling uncleanness pocket flask I was able to figure it out. I had to read the first few posts a couple of times. It is complete anarchy at my current firm. I wouldn't even know where to begin. People over the years started creating sub-folders with ALL CAPS to make them easier to find. It is impossible to tell someone how to find a particular client's folder because everyone has their own way of doing things. One paralegal I had (the worst one EVER) saved everything onto her desktop. She lasted like three months, too. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25127404) |
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Date: March 4th, 2014 12:09 AM Author: Spectacular Regret Shrine weird. that is a terrible way to organize. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25127468) |
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Date: March 4th, 2014 12:23 AM Author: salmon heady lodge bbw lol mine has a real doc management system, but there's another server the firm uses for other stuff where it's anarchy like that
dozens of competing folders with "aaaaaaaa" and numbers at the beginning to get to the top of the list so that the lazyass boomers and hr 'specialists' who create them don't have to scroll down the alphabetically organized directory |
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Date: March 4th, 2014 6:38 PM Author: peach wagecucks lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25131391) |
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Date: March 4th, 2014 6:45 PM Author: Contagious free-loading ape Do they know that you can start typing the name of the folder and jump to it? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25131428) |
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Date: February 28th, 2015 3:37 AM Author: Buck-toothed Point Aaaa00000. Marys files (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#27404857) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:54 PM Author: racy market (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25127344) |
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Date: March 4th, 2014 8:14 PM Author: sickened blood rage pistol Still the accuracy is impressive even if you're basically copy pastaing real emails. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25132032) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:23 PM Author: pink sound barrier pozpig did you ever fuck up a doc and call the IT people to restore the prior versions, praying that one of them would be what you need?
i did this once and getting the restored version was like finding the ark of the covenant. |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:25 PM Author: lascivious chest-beating institution sandwich I once clicked "Don't Save" and called IT and was like, "Is there any kind of fail safe?" and the dude pretty hilariously said, "Yeah, when it asked you to save, you should have said yes." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25127136) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:26 PM Author: pink sound barrier pozpig a 180 response to a 120.. moment (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25127150) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:26 PM Author: Thriller stage depressive lol, if you were an IT guy at a firm you could ruin lives (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25127154) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:47 PM Author: Spectacular Regret Shrine I did this once. Almost started crying.
Turn out that redoing edits the second time is much much easier. |
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Date: March 4th, 2014 3:11 PM Author: boyish embarrassed to the bone prole incel If you believe that edits are easier the second time around then you are partnership material. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25130260) |
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Date: March 4th, 2014 8:15 PM Author: sickened blood rage pistol It's easier as long as you are not conforming edits from some insane fuck's version. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25132042) |
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Date: March 4th, 2014 9:34 PM Author: boyish embarrassed to the bone prole incel But that's exactly what you're doing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25132587) |
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Date: November 19th, 2014 12:14 AM Author: lascivious chest-beating institution sandwich (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#26748579) |
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Date: February 28th, 2015 2:13 AM Author: lascivious chest-beating institution sandwich (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#27404437) |
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Date: October 4th, 2017 7:08 PM Author: Stimulating macaca Fuck. lol. bro probably high-fived his fellow bros. *Cheeto dust peppering the floor* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#34368127) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:34 PM Author: boyish embarrassed to the bone prole incel The worst moment I had was when the computer crashed and the last saved version was hours ago (even though I had set autosave to once ever 3 minutes). Called the help desk. They listened, then said that they can reinstall MS Office the next day, but that the document was gone forever. Could have gone home at midnight, went home at 6am instead. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25127217) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:36 PM Author: Comical underhanded crackhouse puppy jesus Christ. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25127234) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:48 PM Author: boyish embarrassed to the bone prole incel The only thing worse than doing mind numbing work in the middle of the night is redoing it even later because of random nonsense. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25127304) |
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Date: March 4th, 2014 12:03 AM Author: Comical underhanded crackhouse puppy I would cry. I would need to cry. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25127438) |
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Date: March 4th, 2014 12:28 AM Author: boyish embarrassed to the bone prole incel You are beyond crying at that point. You feel absolutely dead inside. There is a brief spark of rage and dispair but it dies out quickly. You tell yourself it will go faster this time. This is a lie and you know it. You stare at the wall for literally 15 minutes. Then you start again, telling yourself that this is the last time this will happen. Another lie. You know this too. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25127558) |
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Date: March 4th, 2014 12:38 AM Author: salmon heady lodge bbw hauntingly accurate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25127594) |
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Date: March 4th, 2014 9:59 AM Author: Smoky effete fanboi mexican I know this experience too well. looking back, I feel like I should always have said fuck it, gotten good sleep, and popped an addy while redoing it in the morning after sleeping.
I def feel like a lot of late-nighters are self-inflicted or unnecessary, the result of unwillingness to push back, manage expectations or say "X happened, I may not be able to get this to you until noon tomorrow".
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Date: March 4th, 2014 10:13 AM Author: boyish embarrassed to the bone prole incel I tried that after I lateraled. It doesn't fly. The all nighters are expected and if you avoid them you will get crap. In fact, so complete is the brainwashing that you won't sleep well if you blow it off because you know there will be consequences. You imagine the phone buzzing, an irate senior or partner demanding a status update. Hours pass until your alarm goes off. You wish you just got it done last night. Next time you just work through it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25128849) |
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Date: March 4th, 2014 10:18 AM Author: Smoky effete fanboi mexican Perhaps you get shit for not killing yourself on all-nighters, yes. But either way, you eat shit, and no matter how good you are, the firm can drop you like THAT *snaps fingers*. So maybe not getting brain damage and depression as a result of sleeplessness is more worth it in the long run than occasionally frustrating a superior. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25128866) |
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Date: March 4th, 2014 10:25 AM Author: boyish embarrassed to the bone prole incel I see your point, but you WILL get canned much sooner if you start blowing off all night fire drills. Your reviews will get crappier immediately too. Biglaw long timers have little sympathy for your need for sleep and view your refusal as blatant insubordination. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25128887) |
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Date: March 4th, 2014 10:17 AM Author: pink sound barrier pozpig cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25128864) |
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Date: November 19th, 2014 12:15 AM Author: lascivious chest-beating institution sandwich (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#26748586) |
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Date: June 1st, 2017 8:57 PM Author: lascivious chest-beating institution sandwich (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#33450394) |
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Date: June 16th, 2015 2:06 PM Author: greedy set I had this happen to me but printed out an earlier version and hade my secretary literally retype the entire brief (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#28133028) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:37 PM Author: Comical underhanded crackhouse puppy This thread = why Big Law is not worth the pay check. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25127236) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:44 PM Author: Khaki Cruel-hearted Trailer Park this shit makes me want to throw a chair through the window (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25127285) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:56 PM Author: Thriller stage depressive (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25127367) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:54 PM Author: exciting parlour mediation 180^180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25127342) |
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Date: March 4th, 2014 12:00 AM Author: lascivious chest-beating institution sandwich Not flame, my heart is still racing and I'm seething with rage from this thread. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25127397) |
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Date: March 4th, 2014 12:14 AM Author: boyish embarrassed to the bone prole incel I'm long in-house and this brings it all back. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25127493) |
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Date: March 4th, 2014 12:04 AM Author: Flirting hell turdskin literally LOLing at this thread.
amazing. |
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Date: March 4th, 2014 12:29 AM Author: salmon heady lodge bbw "I can't see the changes. Where are we on this? It was late as of last Monday and we need to get it out ASAP. We can't let this one piece push our timeline back."
*sees this email after going out to eat and grab a few drinks on a nice saturday afternoon* *changes can't be seen because system doesn't update checked-out documents* *was forced onto this 'late' project 3 days ago*
"On my way to the office, will double-check the changes and check out as soon as I get there."
*has minimum of 2, likely 4 hours of work ahead converting rough draft to final* *dies a little more inside*
http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509061&mc=35&forum_id=2#25125456 |
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Date: March 4th, 2014 12:42 AM Author: jet roast beef nursing home Will revert and circulate. Thanks. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25127606) |
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Date: March 4th, 2014 9:46 AM Author: boyish embarrassed to the bone prole incel (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25128806) |
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Date: March 4th, 2014 9:50 AM Author: White brethren 180 thread. almost as good as "hello? who just joined" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25128812) |
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Date: March 4th, 2014 9:53 AM Author: Copper learning disabled water buffalo station Second (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25128817) |
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Date: March 4th, 2014 10:16 AM Author: lascivious chest-beating institution sandwich 2 for 2. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25128857) |
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Date: March 4th, 2014 10:19 AM Author: boyish embarrassed to the bone prole incel (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25128867) |
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Date: March 4th, 2014 9:53 AM Author: fiercely-loyal big multi-billionaire step-uncle's house itt: weak faggots crying about having to work hard for their absurd salaries (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25128820) |
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Date: March 4th, 2014 10:06 AM Author: boyish embarrassed to the bone prole incel (senior associate or junior partner) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25128837) |
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Date: March 4th, 2014 10:17 AM Author: lascivious chest-beating institution sandwich *De-kerns quotations*
*works hard*
*went $200k in debt for this* |
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Date: March 4th, 2014 7:23 PM Author: Contagious free-loading ape "*De-kerns quotations*"
Why would you do that?
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Date: March 4th, 2014 7:26 PM Author: lascivious chest-beating institution sandwich [Junior partner] said to. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25131725) |
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Date: March 4th, 2014 8:17 PM Author: sickened blood rage pistol I noticed some smart quotes in version 3.7. Remember that BIGINHOUSECOUNSEL frowns on smart quotes, so I hope you changed all of those in version 4.2.Thanks. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25132057) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2014 10:16 PM Author: lascivious chest-beating institution sandwich (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25676212) |
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Date: March 4th, 2014 8:22 PM Author: sickened blood rage pistol (1st year who will be mirthlessly reading this thread in three years, read his own comment and think "what a dumbfuck" before consciousness of the significance of the "edit" button dawns on him.) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25132086) |
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Date: October 4th, 2017 7:08 PM Author: lascivious chest-beating institution sandwich (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#34368129) |
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Date: March 4th, 2014 10:14 AM Author: Carnelian Beady-eyed Genital Piercing Temple This happened to me during my first year in BigLaw:
*Partner makes edits to a document* *Closes out and walks to my office*
Partner: CCS. I need you to look at the changes I made to the document. Here, pull it up. I want to show you something I did to the table.
Me: *Opens latest version*
Partner: Ok. Scroll down. Wait! Wrong version. Open the newest one. I think it is version 20.
Me: This is the newest version. It shows that it hasn't been worked on since two days ago.
Partner: *Mouth agape* Fuck my ass. What did you do?
Me: Nothing. I just opened it right now. You were standing right there.
*Partner runs to his office* *Doesn't realize he never saved the document he worked on* [I think he opened the doc from an email and just closed it out.]
[After about an hour or so with IT, he calls me into his office.]
Partner: CCS. I need you to stay late tonight. We need to work on this document together.
Me: Ok. I will be in my office. Let me know how I can help.
Partner: No! Bring the previous version of the document and the rulebook. Sit down and help me find references.
*two hours pass by and it is now 9 pm* *I have only done like .1 worth of billing, but I will be billing for the entire time*
Me: I am getting hungry. Want to order pizza or something?
Partner: NO!!! What I want is to finish this god damn document.
Me: Ok.
*It is finally 2 am and I probably only did about .3 billing*
Partner: Ok. Let's go home. Thanks for staying late.
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Date: March 4th, 2014 10:20 AM Author: Smoky effete fanboi mexican maybe he just wanted company (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25128869) |
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Date: March 4th, 2014 10:21 AM Author: boyish embarrassed to the bone prole incel This abuse is hardly noteworthy. That is fairly normal. Except usually they let you get food. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25128875) |
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Date: March 4th, 2014 10:23 AM Author: Carnelian Beady-eyed Genital Piercing Temple It is more about the waste of resources. I billed 8 hours to a matter, when the reality is that I only did about .3 hours worth of billing. Also, the food shit pissed me off. The fucker wouldn't let me leave. I would get up to take a piss, and he would respond: "Where are going? You arn't leaving, are you?" Me: No, I am just going to take a piss. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25128883) |
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Date: March 4th, 2014 10:28 AM Author: boyish embarrassed to the bone prole incel That is normal too. How many all nighters did I pull where the next day we get a pencils down email because the deal is on hold (permanently)? A lot of time they pay us but they don't even ask for the work product because the deal is dead. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25128895) |
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Date: March 4th, 2014 8:40 PM Author: Useless titillating chapel dog poop "Me: I am getting hungry. Want to order pizza or something?
Partner: NO!!! What I want is to finish this god damn document.
Me: Ok."
I don't know why, but I lol'd hard as fuck at this part |
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Date: March 4th, 2014 9:09 PM Author: sickened blood rage pistol Because it's so perfect associate timidly making modest suggestion-->deranged driven partner acting like only a stupid asshole would suggest such a thing---->Associate meekly agreeing and feeling bad. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25132426) |
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Date: March 8th, 2014 11:43 AM Author: Domesticated Frozen Corn Cake Address (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25153463) |
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Date: March 4th, 2014 2:28 PM Author: sooty excitant dysfunction codepig This is some true top notch thanks-threading here (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25130052) |
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Date: March 4th, 2014 4:03 PM Author: boyish embarrassed to the bone prole incel (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25130459) |
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Date: March 4th, 2014 7:22 PM Author: sick aphrodisiac alpha 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25131691) |
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Date: March 4th, 2014 9:07 PM Author: cordovan hairraiser house "next time you circulate redlines, can you delete the last page on each so that they don't know the total number of changes we made?"
DAT OPTICS |
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Date: March 6th, 2014 8:47 PM Author: lascivious chest-beating institution sandwich (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25144067) |
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Date: March 8th, 2014 11:37 AM Author: soul-stirring public bath (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25153441) |
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Date: March 13th, 2014 6:24 PM Author: lascivious chest-beating institution sandwich I don't want to blank bump spritezeros final post and ruin the plot, but the episode cliffhanger still kills me. Literally. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25183946) |
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Date: March 17th, 2014 7:40 AM Author: boyish embarrassed to the bone prole incel (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25205116) |
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Date: March 17th, 2014 7:42 AM Author: Dashing Old Irish Cottage Cuckold 180 biglaw larping (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25205117) |
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Date: May 5th, 2016 4:06 PM Author: Buck-toothed Point (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#30415148) |
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Date: April 2nd, 2014 7:11 PM Author: sick aphrodisiac alpha (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25312025) |
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Date: June 25th, 2014 11:32 PM Author: Buck-toothed Point (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25819918) |
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Date: September 20th, 2014 10:00 PM Author: sick aphrodisiac alpha (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#26364867) |
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Date: September 20th, 2014 10:08 PM Author: Bateful jade lettuce "Actually, I just got to the park with my son, and I'm a 20 minute walk from my house... and I will head back right now to log in remotely so I can check it in." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#26364899) |
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Date: October 21st, 2014 10:51 PM Author: Flirting hell turdskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#26562477) |
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Date: October 21st, 2014 10:54 PM Author: boyish embarrassed to the bone prole incel Some of my best work of 2014 was ITT. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#26562507) |
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Date: November 13th, 2014 9:01 PM Author: sick aphrodisiac alpha (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#26711690) |
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Date: November 19th, 2014 12:29 AM Author: plum weed whacker Can you send me a link to the system version? Thanks. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#26748709) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2015 9:32 PM Author: sick aphrodisiac alpha (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#27379540) |
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Date: February 28th, 2015 3:38 AM Author: Buck-toothed Point (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#27404865) |
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Date: June 16th, 2015 2:00 PM Author: lascivious chest-beating institution sandwich (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#28132972) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2016 3:52 PM Author: lascivious chest-beating institution sandwich (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#31978207) |
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Date: June 1st, 2017 9:00 PM Author: lascivious chest-beating institution sandwich this is the best because if you haven't lived it this sounds insane (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#33450414) |
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Date: June 16th, 2015 2:10 PM Author: Motley location Mmmm, yeah. I'm in the document right now. It feels so good, baby. I love being inside of it. *cums* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#28133056) |
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Date: June 16th, 2015 2:15 PM Author: Sinister business firm I'm saving this thread as "Babadook" and fwd'ing to frat who are like "Im thing of LS, what do you think?" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#28133101) |
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Date: June 1st, 2017 9:46 PM Author: Buck-toothed Point (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#33450851) |
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Date: June 25th, 2015 4:21 PM Author: sick aphrodisiac alpha (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#28199314) |
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Date: November 24th, 2015 6:13 PM Author: lascivious chest-beating institution sandwich (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#29246221) |
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Date: May 5th, 2016 4:06 PM Author: lascivious chest-beating institution sandwich (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#30415146) |
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Date: June 28th, 2016 8:58 PM Author: sick aphrodisiac alpha (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#30812426) |
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Date: March 2nd, 2017 9:59 PM Author: sick aphrodisiac alpha (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#32740293) |
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Date: June 1st, 2017 9:22 PM Author: Green 180 Degenerate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#33450589) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2017 6:58 AM Author: Green 180 Degenerate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#33901683) |
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Date: October 4th, 2017 6:53 PM Author: sick aphrodisiac alpha (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#34368000) |
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Date: December 21st, 2017 10:46 PM Author: sick aphrodisiac alpha (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#34980644) |
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Date: December 21st, 2017 10:55 PM Author: Green 180 Degenerate great thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#34980708) |
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