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bump for the ham and eggers on this board
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ham and eggers should die
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no, they're not.
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was literally thinking about this yesterday
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Date: June 26th, 2014 9:25 PM
Author: big nubile jap internal respiration

Whereas shitlaw attorneys are "ham-and-eggers."

Example:

We were waiting around in federal court today (rare that we have occasion to appear there - shitlaw boss calls it the "shark tank") and were passed in the hallway by a large group of well-known litigators from the biggest firm in town.

Shortly after they pass, boss turns to me, "You see them glory boys struttin' around in their fancy Eye-talian suits? Ha! None of that for ham-and-eggers like you and me, no sir! Heh, probably costs more to get one a them things dry cleaned than we pull down in a month, heh heh."

A few seconds later: "Hey, ain't no shame in showing up to court in a Men's Wearhouse suit. They put out a good product, they really do. And they know how to treat ya right."

After a longer pause: "Lemme tell ya kid, in another life..." His voice trailed off as he stared wistfully into the distance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#25825619)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:23 AM
Author: Lake Step-uncle's House



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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:29 PM
Author: Carmine impressive haunted graveyard den



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Date: June 26th, 2014 9:34 PM
Author: Jade space



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Date: June 26th, 2014 10:04 PM
Author: Ruby provocative legend property



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Date: June 26th, 2014 10:08 PM
Author: flushed coldplay fan azn

Underrated

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Date: June 26th, 2014 10:10 PM
Author: Red Feces Newt



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Date: June 27th, 2014 6:43 AM
Author: big nubile jap internal respiration



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Date: June 27th, 2014 6:45 AM
Author: up-to-no-good house messiness

Please continue on with the story...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#25827898)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 7:07 AM
Author: yapping center

I enjoyed this

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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:11 AM
Author: Hot home

Go on...

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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:21 AM
Author: chest-beating cuckold



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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:24 AM
Author: Gay Filthy Rehab



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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:55 AM
Author: Emerald Mood

(guy who just read his 9th john grisham novel)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#25828376)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 11:03 AM
Author: brindle cracking macaca



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Date: June 27th, 2014 12:08 PM
Author: Insanely creepy cowardly philosopher-king

lol

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Date: July 22nd, 2014 8:20 PM
Author: big nubile jap internal respiration



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Date: November 22nd, 2014 11:16 PM
Author: Insanely creepy cowardly philosopher-king



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Date: November 23rd, 2014 12:23 PM
Author: Insanely creepy cowardly philosopher-king

bump for the ham and eggers on this board

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#26777553)



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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:04 PM
Author: Mewling effete cruise ship

ham and eggers should die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#26988131)



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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:05 PM
Author: Insanely creepy cowardly philosopher-king

They're salt of the earth fellas. The backbone of the profession.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#26988140)



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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:11 PM
Author: Mewling effete cruise ship

no, they're not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#26988174)



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Date: February 1st, 2018 4:15 PM
Author: Diverse Wagecucks National

We're RARE-BREED Trial Lawyers

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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:12 PM
Author: Dead beady-eyed love of her life main people

2nd year associate

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Date: November 23rd, 2014 12:48 PM
Author: learning disabled set



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Date: December 4th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: Insanely creepy cowardly philosopher-king



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Date: December 19th, 2014 3:13 PM
Author: Azure ungodly dragon cumskin



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Date: December 23rd, 2014 5:58 PM
Author: Insanely creepy cowardly philosopher-king



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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:01 PM
Author: Dead beady-eyed love of her life main people

Twist: Shitlaw boss makes 20x what those faggot glory hole boys make

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#26988110)



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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:02 PM
Author: heady nighttime lay boltzmann



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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:07 PM
Author: Clear talented forum gaping

7th year associate confidently strides past shitlaw boss, confidently checks blackberry to find email informing him of NOBREAKFAST PACK UR BAGS AND GET OUT, confidently replies THank, confidently considers shitigation exit options, confidently strides to top of courthouse and confidently hops off like mary poppins

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#26988148)



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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:09 PM
Author: Dead beady-eyed love of her life main people

Shitlaw boss cashes $22,676 check he finds crumpled up in his car

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#26988167)



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Date: July 4th, 2017 12:53 PM
Author: Laughsome Public Bath National Security Agency



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Date: February 1st, 2018 4:15 PM
Author: Diverse Wagecucks National



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Date: February 1st, 2018 5:17 PM
Author: Thriller mustard nibblets



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: Irradiated institution potus



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Date: February 1st, 2018 5:16 PM
Author: propecia mathematica (uspo)



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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:04 PM
Author: Brilliant striped hyena

great thread but for some reason i always read "glory boys" as "glory holes"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#26988132)



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Date: January 19th, 2015 7:45 PM
Author: Onyx fragrant field



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Date: May 29th, 2015 12:11 PM
Author: Insanely creepy cowardly philosopher-king



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Date: June 2nd, 2015 3:11 PM
Author: Multi-colored headpube spot

love this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#28021852)



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Date: August 24th, 2015 5:12 PM
Author: Insanely creepy cowardly philosopher-king



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Date: August 24th, 2015 5:13 PM
Author: Multi-colored headpube spot

was literally thinking about this yesterday

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#28616774)



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Date: August 24th, 2015 5:26 PM
Author: Brass Motley Ceo Parlour

I imagine the shitlaw boss like Gene Hackman and the courthouse hallway like the high school in Hoosiers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#28616859)



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Date: December 6th, 2017 7:58 AM
Author: Ivory stubborn location mental disorder

I got more of a Glengarry Glenn Ross Jack Lemmon vibe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#34851063)



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Date: August 24th, 2015 5:32 PM
Author: lascivious hyperventilating menage



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Date: July 4th, 2017 12:47 PM
Author: Racy translucent elastic band dog poop



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Date: December 6th, 2017 7:56 AM
Author: Racy translucent elastic band dog poop



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Date: December 6th, 2017 7:57 AM
Author: Ivory stubborn location mental disorder

Not flame I've been using this sadsack terminology since this poast. Clients love it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#34851057)



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Date: February 1st, 2018 4:08 PM
Author: Brass Motley Ceo Parlour



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Date: February 1st, 2018 4:09 PM
Author: Chrome Angry Organic Girlfriend

What a great phrase.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#35297859)



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Date: February 1st, 2018 4:20 PM
Author: confused harsh dilemma



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Date: August 6th, 2018 4:44 PM
Author: Passionate Opaque Friendly Grandma Temple



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Date: September 12th, 2018 8:12 PM
Author: Narrow-minded 180 chad nursing home



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Date: September 12th, 2018 8:22 PM
Author: big nubile jap internal respiration

The scene with Chuck in this week's Better Call Saul captured the essence of this post pretty nicely.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#36797515)



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Date: September 12th, 2018 8:23 PM
Author: pearl locale



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Date: September 14th, 2018 9:43 AM
Author: up-to-no-good house messiness



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Date: October 6th, 2021 2:44 PM
Author: Insanely creepy cowardly philosopher-king



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Date: December 9th, 2021 9:56 AM
Author: Insanely creepy cowardly philosopher-king



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Author: Narrow-minded 180 chad nursing home



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Author: Narrow-minded 180 chad nursing home



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: Plum psychic

180 thread

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