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rk982 retiring

I probably won't be able to quit this board cold turkey, but...
Insanely creepy dilemma hunting ground
  09/23/05
Why are you retiring?
Pea-brained ungodly corner idea he suggested
  09/23/05
Going on vacation for a while, then starting at a firm. I'm...
Insanely creepy dilemma hunting ground
  09/23/05
too bad your supreme court clerkship dreams have washed down...
Chestnut Hell Halford
  09/23/05
Indeed.
Insanely creepy dilemma hunting ground
  09/23/05
Best of luck.
Pea-brained ungodly corner idea he suggested
  09/23/05
I wonder how many retirements your retirement will bring abo...
crystalline degenerate ticket booth
  09/23/05
sounds like a good idea; i quit, too.
aquamarine galvanic immigrant whorehouse
  09/23/05
what are you doing over the next year career-wise?
Lime razzle tanning salon
  09/23/05
NY biglaw.
Insanely creepy dilemma hunting ground
  09/23/05
transactional or lit?
Startling citrine gas station ratface
  09/23/05
Transactional.
Insanely creepy dilemma hunting ground
  09/23/05
a vault "top 5" firm?
Lime razzle tanning salon
  09/23/05
Let's say top 10. A usual suspect.
Insanely creepy dilemma hunting ground
  09/23/05
He's working at the NY office of Davis Polk & Wardwell.
Chestnut Hell Halford
  09/23/05
how do you know this?
Lime razzle tanning salon
  09/23/05
He can't contain his trolling.
Chestnut Hell Halford
  09/23/05
...
Lime razzle tanning salon
  09/23/05
i have a question: why do you think we care
Pale domesticated sex offender
  09/23/05
I don't think you care.
Insanely creepy dilemma hunting ground
  09/23/05
Maybe you care to the extent he won't be around to fucking p...
Chestnut Hell Halford
  09/23/05
um, how has he pizzoeeewne3d me, you dumb spic
Pale domesticated sex offender
  09/23/05
Gee, I guess you forgot earlier this week when the whole boa...
Chestnut Hell Halford
  09/23/05
too bad i dont do that and never have but yes, i suppose ...
Pale domesticated sex offender
  09/23/05
Right, and you're still trying to defend yourself with "...
Chestnut Hell Halford
  09/23/05
so, to go along with this stereotypical line of thinking, i ...
Pale domesticated sex offender
  09/23/05
I'm hispanic? I guess I wouldn't expect a terd-eater to rea...
Chestnut Hell Halford
  09/23/05
so this is the type of humor that passes as wit in law schoo...
Pale domesticated sex offender
  09/23/05
Maybe, but at least I don't eat terds out of the library toi...
Chestnut Hell Halford
  09/23/05
you really should consider it i feel it would give your p...
Pale domesticated sex offender
  09/23/05
this is some funny shit. (for the record terd is not a word...
Curious sienna field windowlicker
  09/23/05
Turd? Ok, I'll take your wurd.
Chestnut Hell Halford
  09/23/05
another gem*........ ...
Pale domesticated sex offender
  09/23/05
rude. thanks for the good and interesting contributions r...
frisky bateful locale
  09/23/05
That's really too bad. Who's your successor?
up-to-no-good wrinkle
  09/23/05
when sucking dick, dear boy, you want to make sure to leave ...
Pale domesticated sex offender
  09/23/05
Didn't you get full-on pwn3d the other day?
up-to-no-good wrinkle
  09/23/05
also, it is vital that you not talk during this course of ev...
Pale domesticated sex offender
  09/23/05
See you in rehab.
disrespectful becky personal credit line
  09/23/05
Yeah. Look for anonymous "Davis Polk associate taking ...
Insanely creepy dilemma hunting ground
  09/23/05
are you married? do you have a SO?
Lime razzle tanning salon
  09/23/05
What do you think of these 2d Cir. judges -- Sack, Katzmann,...
twisted crotch
  09/23/05
Soto and then the rest about the same.
Chestnut Hell Halford
  09/23/05
They're all high-quality, and all jockeying to be feeders. ...
Insanely creepy dilemma hunting ground
  09/23/05
any opinion on Wesley, Straub, BD parker?
Emerald Stimulating Bawdyhouse Cuckold
  09/23/05
They're not as brand-name as the others, and I know less abo...
Insanely creepy dilemma hunting ground
  09/23/05
any nominations for your successor as "Poster who actua...
Emerald Stimulating Bawdyhouse Cuckold
  09/23/05
If Sexpert and Hanna can post while clerking, then them. Fi...
Insanely creepy dilemma hunting ground
  09/23/05
i find you generally more knowledgeable than Sexpert and Han...
Emerald Stimulating Bawdyhouse Cuckold
  09/23/05
hanna's horrible
swashbuckling piazza
  09/23/05
renada does little more than riff and occasionally comment o...
up-to-no-good wrinkle
  09/23/05
BAFF.
Lime razzle tanning salon
  09/23/05
does BAFF even post? it could be his time.
Emerald Stimulating Bawdyhouse Cuckold
  09/23/05
He only posts on LSD.
Lime razzle tanning salon
  09/23/05
This board is going to hell. Maybe it's time for me to step...
Stirring wine doctorate
  09/23/05
Retirement = retiring a current screen name So there's no...
Infuriating cuck
  09/23/05
Best o' luck. I hate to see an old-timer go, although having...
charismatic dull potus
  09/23/05
Very possibly. Really, I'm just going to stop posting at wo...
Insanely creepy dilemma hunting ground
  09/23/05
na na na na.....
swashbuckling piazza
  09/23/05
Sorry to see you go, man, but I understand the time crunch t...
Cerebral orange indirect expression friendly grandma
  09/23/05
Thanks. Do you plan to stick around while working?
Insanely creepy dilemma hunting ground
  09/23/05
Probably not, for the same reasons you mentioned. I've neve...
Cerebral orange indirect expression friendly grandma
  09/23/05
Yeah, I suspect that describes me too, I just wanted to bask...
Insanely creepy dilemma hunting ground
  09/23/05
I can understand the urge. You certainly deserve some credi...
Cerebral orange indirect expression friendly grandma
  09/23/05
I started here as a 1L, in fall 2001.
Insanely creepy dilemma hunting ground
  09/23/05
how old are you?
Odious Buff Location People Who Are Hurt
  09/23/05
Sorry to see you go, your posts have been very helpful to me...
Know-it-all lay faggot firefighter
  09/23/05
No, always planning to do corporate.
Insanely creepy dilemma hunting ground
  09/23/05
Good luck why did you decide to sell out?
Odious Buff Location People Who Are Hurt
  09/23/05
Loans.
Insanely creepy dilemma hunting ground
  09/23/05
Yo!! Wise one. Before you leave counsel me on this situat...
Bronze beta dragon affirmative action
  09/23/05
dude arent you a 1L at usc?
Odious Buff Location People Who Are Hurt
  09/23/05
no. 2L
Bronze beta dragon affirmative action
  09/23/05
heh. i thought you just chose usc over ucla?
Odious Buff Location People Who Are Hurt
  09/23/05
nope. did that last year. i did talk about it recently on th...
Bronze beta dragon affirmative action
  09/23/05
how do you like it? what did you do 1L summer? how old are...
Odious Buff Location People Who Are Hurt
  09/23/05
love it. also undergrad. too much fun. addictive. plenty eas...
Bronze beta dragon affirmative action
  09/23/05
do you love law or law school or both? are you on scholarsh...
Odious Buff Location People Who Are Hurt
  09/23/05
as long as i get to go out on the weekends and try and hook ...
Bronze beta dragon affirmative action
  09/23/05
cool. hooking up with law or college chicks?
Odious Buff Location People Who Are Hurt
  09/23/05
mostly juniors/seniors. the crowd that were freshmen when i ...
Bronze beta dragon affirmative action
  09/23/05
what do you look like?
Odious Buff Location People Who Are Hurt
  09/23/05
are you trying to out me
Bronze beta dragon affirmative action
  09/23/05
no... i'm just wondering what you look like
Odious Buff Location People Who Are Hurt
  09/23/05
what city are you in. do you go to usc. don't tell me you ...
Bronze beta dragon affirmative action
  09/23/05
san diego i know a bit about usc tho i'm not that guy...
Odious Buff Location People Who Are Hurt
  09/23/05
ok. tan. tall enough. crazy unwashed mohawk type spiky hair...
Bronze beta dragon affirmative action
  09/23/05
how did you get that hot chick?
Odious Buff Location People Who Are Hurt
  09/23/05
be polite, smile, compliment, buy drinks (lots), make them ...
Bronze beta dragon affirmative action
  09/23/05
The hiring partner rarely has all *that* much control over w...
Insanely creepy dilemma hunting ground
  09/23/05
how old are you?
Odious Buff Location People Who Are Hurt
  09/23/05
Why are you so interested in this? I'm old enough that I ...
Insanely creepy dilemma hunting ground
  09/23/05
Just curious duder
Odious Buff Location People Who Are Hurt
  09/23/05
i figured. i am just going through the expected motions. lo...
Bronze beta dragon affirmative action
  09/23/05
good luck! thanks for your reasoned input throughout pr and...
effete dog poop french chef
  09/23/05
I take it that your SCOTUS clerkship search didn't pan out, ...
Lime razzle tanning salon
  09/23/05
Maybe in a year or two I'll come back with comments on the S...
Insanely creepy dilemma hunting ground
  09/23/05
how old are you?
Odious Buff Location People Who Are Hurt
  09/23/05
let me guess, he's around 28?
Lime razzle tanning salon
  09/23/05
how old are you?
Odious Buff Location People Who Are Hurt
  09/23/05
Okay, you? Off my thread.
Insanely creepy dilemma hunting ground
  09/23/05
?
Odious Buff Location People Who Are Hurt
  09/23/05
Why won't you answer the question?
razzmatazz range
  09/23/05
considering that there are about 3 million people of each ye...
Lime razzle tanning salon
  09/23/05
Exactly.
razzmatazz range
  09/23/05
i'm 24.
Lime razzle tanning salon
  09/23/05
me too
Odious Buff Location People Who Are Hurt
  09/23/05
I'm 22, although most people think that I look between 14-18...
razzmatazz range
  09/23/05
nope.
Lime razzle tanning salon
  09/23/05
What was your favorite class during ls? Who are some of your...
razzmatazz range
  09/23/05
I don't really remember having any classes that I loved. I ...
Insanely creepy dilemma hunting ground
  09/23/05
That last sentence is a fragment.
primrose appetizing stead
  09/23/05
;( good luck wih everything
Bright Public Bath Sneaky Criminal
  09/23/05
You should come back in a year and give us the real deal abo...
Poppy kink-friendly weed whacker
  09/23/05
I'll still be here to dole out sage wisdom.
exhilarant messiness
  09/23/05
Excellent. I leave the board in good robot-hands.
Insanely creepy dilemma hunting ground
  09/23/05
Evan-2001 is a robot. I'm nothing but a marginally more pres...
exhilarant messiness
  09/23/05
*lowers car antenna to half-mast* O robot-commander my ro...
Slimy mad cow disease rigor
  09/23/05
Thank God. Nobody fucking cares. And good riddance, asshol...
Dashing Fear-inspiring Newt
  09/23/05
apparently you cared enuf to bump this thread.
Lime razzle tanning salon
  09/23/05
I cared enuf to let this guy know that nobody fucking cares....
Dashing Fear-inspiring Newt
  09/23/05
how's he a 'tool'?
Lime razzle tanning salon
  09/23/05
Like I said, he's a troll who says the same shit over and ov...
Dashing Fear-inspiring Newt
  09/23/05
I don't know anything about him personally, although it seem...
up-to-no-good wrinkle
  09/24/05
really, like what?
Dashing Fear-inspiring Newt
  09/24/05
Like what circuits are more or less competitive for obtainin...
up-to-no-good wrinkle
  09/24/05
ok. good for you.
Dashing Fear-inspiring Newt
  09/24/05
like i said, he may offer helpful ls/ law career advice, but...
Dashing Fear-inspiring Newt
  09/24/05
...
Lime razzle tanning salon
  09/24/05
...
up-to-no-good wrinkle
  09/24/05
for me to know and you to (not) find out.
Lime razzle tanning salon
  09/24/05
...
up-to-no-good wrinkle
  09/24/05
thou must speaketh His name in hushed tones.
Lime razzle tanning salon
  09/24/05
it wasnt particularly interesting or at all salacious. youre...
smoky principal's office
  09/24/05
and you're a heathen infidel!!!
Lime razzle tanning salon
  09/24/05


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Date: September 23rd, 2005 10:54 AM
Author: Insanely creepy dilemma hunting ground

I probably won't be able to quit this board cold turkey, but after this week I don't expect to be posting regularly. So, it's been nice knowing you, imaginary people. Taking questions etc.

BTW, I will probably continue to monitor rk982@yahoo.com for a while, if anyone has any interesting advice-related questions for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886264)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 10:54 AM
Author: Pea-brained ungodly corner idea he suggested

Why are you retiring?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886270)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 10:57 AM
Author: Insanely creepy dilemma hunting ground

Going on vacation for a while, then starting at a firm. I'm not going to post from my firm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886278)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 10:57 AM
Author: Chestnut Hell Halford

too bad your supreme court clerkship dreams have washed down the drain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886283)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 10:58 AM
Author: Insanely creepy dilemma hunting ground

Indeed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886289)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 11:09 AM
Author: Pea-brained ungodly corner idea he suggested

Best of luck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886353)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 10:55 AM
Author: crystalline degenerate ticket booth

I wonder how many retirements your retirement will bring about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886273)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 11:50 AM
Author: aquamarine galvanic immigrant whorehouse

sounds like a good idea; i quit, too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886396)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 10:56 AM
Author: Lime razzle tanning salon

what are you doing over the next year career-wise?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886277)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 10:57 AM
Author: Insanely creepy dilemma hunting ground

NY biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886281)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 10:59 AM
Author: Startling citrine gas station ratface

transactional or lit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886296)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 10:59 AM
Author: Insanely creepy dilemma hunting ground

Transactional.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886298)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 11:00 AM
Author: Lime razzle tanning salon

a vault "top 5" firm?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886301)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 11:01 AM
Author: Insanely creepy dilemma hunting ground

Let's say top 10. A usual suspect.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886309)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 10:58 AM
Author: Chestnut Hell Halford

He's working at the NY office of Davis Polk & Wardwell.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886293)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 11:01 AM
Author: Lime razzle tanning salon

how do you know this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886308)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 11:01 AM
Author: Chestnut Hell Halford

He can't contain his trolling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886310)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 11:02 AM
Author: Lime razzle tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886319)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 10:56 AM
Author: Pale domesticated sex offender

i have a question: why do you think we care

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886276)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 10:57 AM
Author: Insanely creepy dilemma hunting ground

I don't think you care.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886279)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 10:58 AM
Author: Chestnut Hell Halford

Maybe you care to the extent he won't be around to fucking pizzzoeeew3n you on here any more.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886288)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 10:58 AM
Author: Pale domesticated sex offender

um, how has he pizzoeeewne3d me, you dumb spic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886295)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 10:59 AM
Author: Chestnut Hell Halford

Gee, I guess you forgot earlier this week when the whole board laughed at his PWN3ing you over your eating big logs of football terd?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886299)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 11:02 AM
Author: Pale domesticated sex offender

too bad i dont do that and never have

but yes, i suppose if youc onsdier makign stale, steroetypical jokes about me (jokes any idiot could come up with) pwn3ing me, then yes, he pwn3d me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886318)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 11:03 AM
Author: Chestnut Hell Halford

Right, and you're still trying to defend yourself with "I don't eat football terds." PWN!!!43D!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886323)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 11:04 AM
Author: Pale domesticated sex offender

so, to go along with this stereotypical line of thinking, i suppose you, as a hispanic, work a menial $5/hr job as a day laborer

see how funny that was?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886327)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 11:06 AM
Author: Chestnut Hell Halford

I'm hispanic? I guess I wouldn't expect a terd-eater to realize I am using an athlete's name. Have fun getting picked last in gym class and then eating football terds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886335)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 11:08 AM
Author: Pale domesticated sex offender

so this is the type of humor that passes as wit in law school these days

no wodner half of you biglaw drones are miserable, desperate, and lonely

you have awful personalities

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886344)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 11:09 AM
Author: Chestnut Hell Halford

Maybe, but at least I don't eat terds out of the library toilet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886349)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 11:10 AM
Author: Pale domesticated sex offender

you really should consider it

i feel it would give your personality a new dimension.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886355)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 11:05 AM
Author: Curious sienna field windowlicker

this is some funny shit. (for the record terd is not a word)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886333)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 11:06 AM
Author: Chestnut Hell Halford

Turd? Ok, I'll take your wurd.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886338)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 11:09 AM
Author: Pale domesticated sex offender

another gem*........

*where gem = fucking retarded post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886347)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 10:58 AM
Author: frisky bateful locale

rude.

thanks for the good and interesting contributions rk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886294)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 10:57 AM
Author: up-to-no-good wrinkle

That's really too bad. Who's your successor?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886280)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 10:58 AM
Author: Pale domesticated sex offender

when sucking dick, dear boy, you want to make sure to leave the teeth out of the operation

imagine yoruself as a toothless whore...toothless whore...toothless whore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886285)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 11:01 AM
Author: up-to-no-good wrinkle

Didn't you get full-on pwn3d the other day?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886305)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 11:01 AM
Author: Pale domesticated sex offender

also, it is vital that you not talk during this course of events

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886312)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 10:58 AM
Author: disrespectful becky personal credit line

See you in rehab.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886291)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 11:00 AM
Author: Insanely creepy dilemma hunting ground

Yeah. Look for anonymous "Davis Polk associate taking questions" threads in a few months.

[Just to be clear, I'm playing with Edgar's assumption that I'll be at DPW. I have not said what firm I'll be at.]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886302)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 11:00 AM
Author: Lime razzle tanning salon

are you married? do you have a SO?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886304)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 11:02 AM
Author: twisted crotch

What do you think of these 2d Cir. judges -- Sack, Katzmann, Raggi, Sotomayor, Jacobs? How would you rank them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886313)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 11:04 AM
Author: Chestnut Hell Halford

Soto and then the rest about the same.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886326)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 11:04 AM
Author: Insanely creepy dilemma hunting ground

They're all high-quality, and all jockeying to be feeders. Sack and Sotomayor have probably made the biggest names for themselves so far (as clerk magnets and feeders, not as judges), while Jacobs is probably the least likely to feed, but they're all reasonably close. Raggi is in Brooklyn, which might be annoying. Sotomayor is perhaps less pleasant to clerk for than the others, though reviews are mixed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886328)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 11:08 AM
Author: Emerald Stimulating Bawdyhouse Cuckold

any opinion on Wesley, Straub, BD parker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886340)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 11:09 AM
Author: Insanely creepy dilemma hunting ground

They're not as brand-name as the others, and I know less about them, but they're all fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886354)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 11:02 AM
Author: Emerald Stimulating Bawdyhouse Cuckold

any nominations for your successor as "Poster who actually knows a lot and gives good advice"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886314)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 11:03 AM
Author: Insanely creepy dilemma hunting ground

If Sexpert and Hanna can post while clerking, then them. Fiver is brilliant and knowledgeable but doesn't post much. Oh, and Renada is great, although he's more of an aphorist than a real advisor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886321)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 11:05 AM
Author: Emerald Stimulating Bawdyhouse Cuckold

i find you generally more knowledgeable than Sexpert and Hanna, though I haven't seen much of their work. I don't know who Fiver is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886329)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 3:43 PM
Author: swashbuckling piazza

hanna's horrible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887856)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 11:04 PM
Author: up-to-no-good wrinkle

renada does little more than riff and occasionally comment on firms. hanna is worthless.

"fiver"? doesn't ring a bell.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3891294)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 11:03 AM
Author: Lime razzle tanning salon

BAFF.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886322)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 11:05 AM
Author: Emerald Stimulating Bawdyhouse Cuckold

does BAFF even post? it could be his time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886331)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 11:08 AM
Author: Lime razzle tanning salon

He only posts on LSD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886342)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 11:41 AM
Author: Stirring wine doctorate

This board is going to hell.

Maybe it's time for me to step up to the plate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886366)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 11:44 AM
Author: Infuriating cuck

Retirement = retiring a current screen name

So there's no need for an official announcement. Hope this helps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886376)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 11:45 AM
Author: charismatic dull potus

Best o' luck. I hate to see an old-timer go, although having "retired" about 15 times myself I fully expect to see you around next Wednesday at the latest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886381)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 11:46 AM
Author: Insanely creepy dilemma hunting ground

Very possibly. Really, I'm just going to stop posting at work, and I'm going to be at work a lot, so I don't really want to spend my free time posting. But that doesn't mean I won't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886382)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 11:46 AM
Author: swashbuckling piazza

na na na na.....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886383)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 1:42 PM
Author: Cerebral orange indirect expression friendly grandma

Sorry to see you go, man, but I understand the time crunch thing. Good luck at your new job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886994)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:02 PM
Author: Insanely creepy dilemma hunting ground

Thanks. Do you plan to stick around while working?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887128)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:04 PM
Author: Cerebral orange indirect expression friendly grandma

Probably not, for the same reasons you mentioned. I've never posted from a firm and don't expect to in the future, and I suspect I won't have a lot of free time to troll the board. I won't formally retire, I probably just won't be around very much.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887156)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:05 PM
Author: Insanely creepy dilemma hunting ground

Yeah, I suspect that describes me too, I just wanted to bask a little before scaling back my posting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887164)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:07 PM
Author: Cerebral orange indirect expression friendly grandma

I can understand the urge. You certainly deserve some credit for giving out sound advice for god only knows how many years. ;) How long have you been here, anyway? I think you were here before me...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887181)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:13 PM
Author: Insanely creepy dilemma hunting ground

I started here as a 1L, in fall 2001.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887227)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:14 PM
Author: Odious Buff Location People Who Are Hurt

how old are you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887234)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 1:53 PM
Author: Know-it-all lay faggot firefighter

Sorry to see you go, your posts have been very helpful to me in the past.

By the way, I thought you were going into Litigation - did this change, or have you always planned on doing transactional work?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887064)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:02 PM
Author: Insanely creepy dilemma hunting ground

No, always planning to do corporate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887139)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 1:54 PM
Author: Odious Buff Location People Who Are Hurt

Good luck

why did you decide to sell out?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887075)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:03 PM
Author: Insanely creepy dilemma hunting ground

Loans.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887143)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 1:58 PM
Author: Bronze beta dragon affirmative action

Yo!! Wise one.

Before you leave counsel me on this situation:

Callback at a totally reach firm. I found out i interviewed with the hiring partner on campus and for some reason he liked me; sat at his table at a subsequent dinner, made him laugh, etc.

How much does this help at my callback; or will i eventually get PWNED. Grades are good enough so those presitge whores won't feel like compromising thier lofty principles. At the same time no slam dunk. i need so extra support

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887100)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 1:59 PM
Author: Odious Buff Location People Who Are Hurt

dude arent you a 1L at usc?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887109)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 1:59 PM
Author: Bronze beta dragon affirmative action

no. 2L

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887112)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:00 PM
Author: Odious Buff Location People Who Are Hurt

heh.

i thought you just chose usc over ucla?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887115)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:00 PM
Author: Bronze beta dragon affirmative action

nope. did that last year. i did talk about it recently on the board

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887119)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:02 PM
Author: Odious Buff Location People Who Are Hurt

how do you like it?

what did you do 1L summer?

how old are you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887127)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:05 PM
Author: Bronze beta dragon affirmative action

love it. also undergrad. too much fun. addictive. plenty easy pussy etc.

boutique litigation firm. good enough pay. interesting work.

23

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887165)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:06 PM
Author: Odious Buff Location People Who Are Hurt

do you love law or law school or both?

are you on scholarship?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887171)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:10 PM
Author: Bronze beta dragon affirmative action

as long as i get to go out on the weekends and try and hook up with chicks i don't care. i'll do anything during the week and love it. Right now i love law and law school coz i've been hooking up consistently. In January i hated it--long dry streak.

dad=pay=scholarship in a sense

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887212)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:11 PM
Author: Odious Buff Location People Who Are Hurt

cool.

hooking up with law or college chicks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887216)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:13 PM
Author: Bronze beta dragon affirmative action

mostly juniors/seniors. the crowd that were freshmen when i was a senior.

also, i am getting into the 25-30 range. something more to talk about then the staple " Oh my god! Did you hear, Jane got a tatoo of a spider on her butt."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887230)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:14 PM
Author: Odious Buff Location People Who Are Hurt

what do you look like?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887239)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:16 PM
Author: Bronze beta dragon affirmative action

are you trying to out me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887255)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:17 PM
Author: Odious Buff Location People Who Are Hurt

no...

i'm just wondering what you look like

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887260)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:18 PM
Author: Bronze beta dragon affirmative action

what city are you in. do you go to usc. don't tell me you are that creepy looking dude right across from me in the computer lab

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887270)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:19 PM
Author: Odious Buff Location People Who Are Hurt

san diego

i know a bit about usc tho

i'm not that guy...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887278)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:24 PM
Author: Bronze beta dragon affirmative action

ok. tan. tall enough. crazy unwashed mohawk type spiky hair. last week i hooked up with a hot chick who told me my features blend perfectly. my ego is really hight from that right now.

but i suspect i will get shot down tonight by some mediocre skank returning my self-esteem back to normal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887321)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:25 PM
Author: Odious Buff Location People Who Are Hurt

how did you get that hot chick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887331)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:27 PM
Author: Bronze beta dragon affirmative action

be polite, smile, compliment, buy drinks (lots), make them talk about thier dreams and play the odds...go after every single girl at the place; but do it in a classy way.

also, and i should be telling myself this, dont get too wasted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887354)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:01 PM
Author: Insanely creepy dilemma hunting ground

The hiring partner rarely has all *that* much control over who gets hired, but this is obviously a good thing. I don't know what you want me to say beyond that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887124)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:03 PM
Author: Odious Buff Location People Who Are Hurt

how old are you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887146)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:15 PM
Author: Insanely creepy dilemma hunting ground

Why are you so interested in this?

I'm old enough that I shouldn't be posting on an internet message board, anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887242)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:18 PM
Author: Odious Buff Location People Who Are Hurt

Just curious duder

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887268)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:04 PM
Author: Bronze beta dragon affirmative action

i figured. i am just going through the expected motions. looking for some assurance to calm me down.

Fuck it!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887154)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:02 PM
Author: effete dog poop french chef

good luck! thanks for your reasoned input throughout pr and xoxohth. maybe we'll see you on the 6 train.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887136)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:03 PM
Author: Lime razzle tanning salon

I take it that your SCOTUS clerkship search didn't pan out, since you're working for a firm this coming year. Did you at least get some interviews? Are you applying or planning on reapplying to the SCOTUS at some point in the future?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887149)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:13 PM
Author: Insanely creepy dilemma hunting ground

Maybe in a year or two I'll come back with comments on the SCOTUS process, but I'm not saying anything for now. Sorry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887232)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:15 PM
Author: Odious Buff Location People Who Are Hurt

how old are you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887241)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:19 PM
Author: Lime razzle tanning salon

let me guess, he's around 28?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887280)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:20 PM
Author: Odious Buff Location People Who Are Hurt

how old are you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887283)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:22 PM
Author: Insanely creepy dilemma hunting ground

Okay, you? Off my thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887296)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:22 PM
Author: Odious Buff Location People Who Are Hurt

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887302)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:23 PM
Author: razzmatazz range

Why won't you answer the question?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887307)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:24 PM
Author: Lime razzle tanning salon

considering that there are about 3 million people of each year age cohort in the US, revealing his age would hardly result in him outing himself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887320)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:25 PM
Author: razzmatazz range

Exactly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887328)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:22 PM
Author: Lime razzle tanning salon

i'm 24.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887299)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:22 PM
Author: Odious Buff Location People Who Are Hurt

me too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887305)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:29 PM
Author: razzmatazz range

I'm 22, although most people think that I look between 14-18 years old....

Are you in ls?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887370)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:29 PM
Author: Lime razzle tanning salon

nope.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887372)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:22 PM
Author: razzmatazz range

What was your favorite class during ls? Who are some of your favorite musicians?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887298)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:29 PM
Author: Insanely creepy dilemma hunting ground

I don't really remember having any classes that I loved. I liked Tax; Fed Courts was interesting; my Crim prof was pretty good, but nothing really sticks out.

I don't know. Usual 90s-alternative stuff, Pixies and Pavement and so forth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887368)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:27 PM
Author: primrose appetizing stead

That last sentence is a fragment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887350)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:36 PM
Author: Bright Public Bath Sneaky Criminal

;(

good luck wih everything

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887411)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:38 PM
Author: Poppy kink-friendly weed whacker

You should come back in a year and give us the real deal about BIGLAW and the hours. You're probably the only poster that I would deem credible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887430)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 3:31 PM
Author: exhilarant messiness

I'll still be here to dole out sage wisdom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887778)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 3:34 PM
Author: Insanely creepy dilemma hunting ground

Excellent. I leave the board in good robot-hands.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887802)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 3:35 PM
Author: exhilarant messiness

Evan-2001 is a robot. I'm nothing but a marginally more prestigious human.

Good luck at your less prestigious firm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887806)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 9:59 PM
Author: Slimy mad cow disease rigor

*lowers car antenna to half-mast*

O robot-commander my robot commander! You’ve fallen cold and short of electricity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3890832)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 11:51 PM
Author: Dashing Fear-inspiring Newt

Thank God. Nobody fucking cares. And good riddance, asshole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3891661)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 11:52 PM
Author: Lime razzle tanning salon

apparently you cared enuf to bump this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3891667)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 11:55 PM
Author: Dashing Fear-inspiring Newt

I cared enuf to let this guy know that nobody fucking cares. He's stupid. This guy's been posting here forever and he's a fucking nobody. He never says anything really interesting he's just a fucking drone.

He may be somewhat helpful to law people and shit b/c he can give generic recycled advice every body and their mother can give, but otherwise he's just a huge tool.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3891679)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 11:56 PM
Author: Lime razzle tanning salon

how's he a 'tool'?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3891685)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 11:59 PM
Author: Dashing Fear-inspiring Newt

Like I said, he's a troll who says the same shit over and over again. I don't know anything about his law school achievements, maybe he graduated in top 10%, 5% or something. But shit, hundreds of people do that every year in the top 6-8 schools. Otherwise, he's really nothing special. As an example of his toolishness, he's always saying the same shit about PE and IB, and nothing that he says is anything that you can't get from reading the Vault guide or something. He offers no original perspective or no original thinking. Simply put, he's just your standard white boy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3891697)





Date: September 24th, 2005 12:17 AM
Author: up-to-no-good wrinkle

I don't know anything about him personally, although it seems pretty clear he's a 2004 grad of HLS.

But I don't give a fuck about where he went to school or how well he did. He's always given spectacularly helpful answers to questions about law school, clerkships, and biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3891819)





Date: September 24th, 2005 12:18 AM
Author: Dashing Fear-inspiring Newt

really, like what?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3891830)





Date: September 24th, 2005 12:20 AM
Author: up-to-no-good wrinkle

Like what circuits are more or less competitive for obtaining clerkships, which judges are feeders, what sequence of courses someone looking to do tax law should take, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3891851)





Date: September 24th, 2005 12:21 AM
Author: Dashing Fear-inspiring Newt

ok. good for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3891863)





Date: September 24th, 2005 12:24 AM
Author: Dashing Fear-inspiring Newt

like i said, he may offer helpful ls/ law career advice, but my feeling is that nothing he says here is anything you can't get from some other easy to get source, like a fucking classmate sitting right next to you or something. but whatever, i mean i really can't relate so i can see why you would say that. i've been interested in other things and people who were boring otherwise have offered great advice about careers, so good for you, and him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3891883)





Date: September 24th, 2005 12:18 AM
Author: Lime razzle tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3891833)





Date: September 24th, 2005 12:20 AM
Author: up-to-no-good wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3891854)





Date: September 24th, 2005 12:21 AM
Author: Lime razzle tanning salon

for me to know and you to (not) find out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3891864)





Date: September 24th, 2005 12:23 AM
Author: up-to-no-good wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3891876)





Date: September 24th, 2005 12:23 AM
Author: Lime razzle tanning salon

thou must speaketh His name in hushed tones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3891879)





Date: September 24th, 2005 12:31 AM
Author: smoky principal's office

it wasnt particularly interesting or at all salacious. youre an idiot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3891962)





Date: September 24th, 2005 12:32 AM
Author: Lime razzle tanning salon

and you're a heathen infidel!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3891968)