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rk982 retiring

I probably won't be able to quit this board cold turkey, but...
flirting emerald corner
  09/23/05
Why are you retiring?
Zombie-like Navy Double Fault
  09/23/05
Going on vacation for a while, then starting at a firm. I'm...
flirting emerald corner
  09/23/05
too bad your supreme court clerkship dreams have washed down...
alcoholic headpube address
  09/23/05
Indeed.
flirting emerald corner
  09/23/05
Best of luck.
Zombie-like Navy Double Fault
  09/23/05
I wonder how many retirements your retirement will bring abo...
Excitant deranged orchestra pit
  09/23/05
sounds like a good idea; i quit, too.
offensive piazza masturbator
  09/23/05
what are you doing over the next year career-wise?
Rusted Nubile Depressive Den
  09/23/05
NY biglaw.
flirting emerald corner
  09/23/05
transactional or lit?
Primrose cuckold juggernaut
  09/23/05
Transactional.
flirting emerald corner
  09/23/05
a vault "top 5" firm?
Rusted Nubile Depressive Den
  09/23/05
Let's say top 10. A usual suspect.
flirting emerald corner
  09/23/05
He's working at the NY office of Davis Polk & Wardwell.
alcoholic headpube address
  09/23/05
how do you know this?
Rusted Nubile Depressive Den
  09/23/05
He can't contain his trolling.
alcoholic headpube address
  09/23/05
...
Rusted Nubile Depressive Den
  09/23/05
i have a question: why do you think we care
Chartreuse bawdyhouse
  09/23/05
I don't think you care.
flirting emerald corner
  09/23/05
Maybe you care to the extent he won't be around to fucking p...
alcoholic headpube address
  09/23/05
um, how has he pizzoeeewne3d me, you dumb spic
Chartreuse bawdyhouse
  09/23/05
Gee, I guess you forgot earlier this week when the whole boa...
alcoholic headpube address
  09/23/05
too bad i dont do that and never have but yes, i suppose ...
Chartreuse bawdyhouse
  09/23/05
Right, and you're still trying to defend yourself with "...
alcoholic headpube address
  09/23/05
so, to go along with this stereotypical line of thinking, i ...
Chartreuse bawdyhouse
  09/23/05
I'm hispanic? I guess I wouldn't expect a terd-eater to rea...
alcoholic headpube address
  09/23/05
so this is the type of humor that passes as wit in law schoo...
Chartreuse bawdyhouse
  09/23/05
Maybe, but at least I don't eat terds out of the library toi...
alcoholic headpube address
  09/23/05
you really should consider it i feel it would give your p...
Chartreuse bawdyhouse
  09/23/05
this is some funny shit. (for the record terd is not a word...
abusive startling scourge upon the earth faggot firefighter
  09/23/05
Turd? Ok, I'll take your wurd.
alcoholic headpube address
  09/23/05
another gem*........ ...
Chartreuse bawdyhouse
  09/23/05
rude. thanks for the good and interesting contributions r...
Geriatric whorehouse fanboi
  09/23/05
That's really too bad. Who's your successor?
Soul-stirring brethren giraffe
  09/23/05
when sucking dick, dear boy, you want to make sure to leave ...
Chartreuse bawdyhouse
  09/23/05
Didn't you get full-on pwn3d the other day?
Soul-stirring brethren giraffe
  09/23/05
also, it is vital that you not talk during this course of ev...
Chartreuse bawdyhouse
  09/23/05
See you in rehab.
Dun Feces State
  09/23/05
Yeah. Look for anonymous "Davis Polk associate taking ...
flirting emerald corner
  09/23/05
are you married? do you have a SO?
Rusted Nubile Depressive Den
  09/23/05
What do you think of these 2d Cir. judges -- Sack, Katzmann,...
Garnet Box Office
  09/23/05
Soto and then the rest about the same.
alcoholic headpube address
  09/23/05
They're all high-quality, and all jockeying to be feeders. ...
flirting emerald corner
  09/23/05
any opinion on Wesley, Straub, BD parker?
Vivacious messiness wagecucks
  09/23/05
They're not as brand-name as the others, and I know less abo...
flirting emerald corner
  09/23/05
any nominations for your successor as "Poster who actua...
Vivacious messiness wagecucks
  09/23/05
If Sexpert and Hanna can post while clerking, then them. Fi...
flirting emerald corner
  09/23/05
i find you generally more knowledgeable than Sexpert and Han...
Vivacious messiness wagecucks
  09/23/05
hanna's horrible
Sapphire nudist liquid oxygen
  09/23/05
renada does little more than riff and occasionally comment o...
Soul-stirring brethren giraffe
  09/23/05
BAFF.
Rusted Nubile Depressive Den
  09/23/05
does BAFF even post? it could be his time.
Vivacious messiness wagecucks
  09/23/05
He only posts on LSD.
Rusted Nubile Depressive Den
  09/23/05
This board is going to hell. Maybe it's time for me to step...
topaz theater mad-dog skullcap
  09/23/05
Retirement = retiring a current screen name So there's no...
curious filthpig
  09/23/05
Best o' luck. I hate to see an old-timer go, although having...
disrespectful pocket flask
  09/23/05
Very possibly. Really, I'm just going to stop posting at wo...
flirting emerald corner
  09/23/05
na na na na.....
Sapphire nudist liquid oxygen
  09/23/05
Sorry to see you go, man, but I understand the time crunch t...
Ruby Cuckoldry Locus
  09/23/05
Thanks. Do you plan to stick around while working?
flirting emerald corner
  09/23/05
Probably not, for the same reasons you mentioned. I've neve...
Ruby Cuckoldry Locus
  09/23/05
Yeah, I suspect that describes me too, I just wanted to bask...
flirting emerald corner
  09/23/05
I can understand the urge. You certainly deserve some credi...
Ruby Cuckoldry Locus
  09/23/05
I started here as a 1L, in fall 2001.
flirting emerald corner
  09/23/05
how old are you?
Titillating charcoal location coffee pot
  09/23/05
Sorry to see you go, your posts have been very helpful to me...
Coiffed contagious property ratface
  09/23/05
No, always planning to do corporate.
flirting emerald corner
  09/23/05
Good luck why did you decide to sell out?
Titillating charcoal location coffee pot
  09/23/05
Loans.
flirting emerald corner
  09/23/05
Yo!! Wise one. Before you leave counsel me on this situat...
Iridescent stage
  09/23/05
dude arent you a 1L at usc?
Titillating charcoal location coffee pot
  09/23/05
no. 2L
Iridescent stage
  09/23/05
heh. i thought you just chose usc over ucla?
Titillating charcoal location coffee pot
  09/23/05
nope. did that last year. i did talk about it recently on th...
Iridescent stage
  09/23/05
how do you like it? what did you do 1L summer? how old are...
Titillating charcoal location coffee pot
  09/23/05
love it. also undergrad. too much fun. addictive. plenty eas...
Iridescent stage
  09/23/05
do you love law or law school or both? are you on scholarsh...
Titillating charcoal location coffee pot
  09/23/05
as long as i get to go out on the weekends and try and hook ...
Iridescent stage
  09/23/05
cool. hooking up with law or college chicks?
Titillating charcoal location coffee pot
  09/23/05
mostly juniors/seniors. the crowd that were freshmen when i ...
Iridescent stage
  09/23/05
what do you look like?
Titillating charcoal location coffee pot
  09/23/05
are you trying to out me
Iridescent stage
  09/23/05
no... i'm just wondering what you look like
Titillating charcoal location coffee pot
  09/23/05
what city are you in. do you go to usc. don't tell me you ...
Iridescent stage
  09/23/05
san diego i know a bit about usc tho i'm not that guy...
Titillating charcoal location coffee pot
  09/23/05
ok. tan. tall enough. crazy unwashed mohawk type spiky hair...
Iridescent stage
  09/23/05
how did you get that hot chick?
Titillating charcoal location coffee pot
  09/23/05
be polite, smile, compliment, buy drinks (lots), make them ...
Iridescent stage
  09/23/05
The hiring partner rarely has all *that* much control over w...
flirting emerald corner
  09/23/05
how old are you?
Titillating charcoal location coffee pot
  09/23/05
Why are you so interested in this? I'm old enough that I ...
flirting emerald corner
  09/23/05
Just curious duder
Titillating charcoal location coffee pot
  09/23/05
i figured. i am just going through the expected motions. lo...
Iridescent stage
  09/23/05
good luck! thanks for your reasoned input throughout pr and...
insane razzmatazz senate place of business
  09/23/05
I take it that your SCOTUS clerkship search didn't pan out, ...
Rusted Nubile Depressive Den
  09/23/05
Maybe in a year or two I'll come back with comments on the S...
flirting emerald corner
  09/23/05
how old are you?
Titillating charcoal location coffee pot
  09/23/05
let me guess, he's around 28?
Rusted Nubile Depressive Den
  09/23/05
how old are you?
Titillating charcoal location coffee pot
  09/23/05
Okay, you? Off my thread.
flirting emerald corner
  09/23/05
?
Titillating charcoal location coffee pot
  09/23/05
Why won't you answer the question?
180 hospital gay wizard
  09/23/05
considering that there are about 3 million people of each ye...
Rusted Nubile Depressive Den
  09/23/05
Exactly.
180 hospital gay wizard
  09/23/05
i'm 24.
Rusted Nubile Depressive Den
  09/23/05
me too
Titillating charcoal location coffee pot
  09/23/05
I'm 22, although most people think that I look between 14-18...
180 hospital gay wizard
  09/23/05
nope.
Rusted Nubile Depressive Den
  09/23/05
What was your favorite class during ls? Who are some of your...
180 hospital gay wizard
  09/23/05
I don't really remember having any classes that I loved. I ...
flirting emerald corner
  09/23/05
That last sentence is a fragment.
Supple olive love of her life
  09/23/05
;( good luck wih everything
heady misanthropic national organic girlfriend
  09/23/05
You should come back in a year and give us the real deal abo...
Grizzly lay hairy legs
  09/23/05
I'll still be here to dole out sage wisdom.
Gold Theatre Kitty Cat
  09/23/05
Excellent. I leave the board in good robot-hands.
flirting emerald corner
  09/23/05
Evan-2001 is a robot. I'm nothing but a marginally more pres...
Gold Theatre Kitty Cat
  09/23/05
*lowers car antenna to half-mast* O robot-commander my ro...
Pearly Stimulating Pozpig
  09/23/05
Thank God. Nobody fucking cares. And good riddance, asshol...
Fragrant market digit ratio
  09/23/05
apparently you cared enuf to bump this thread.
Rusted Nubile Depressive Den
  09/23/05
I cared enuf to let this guy know that nobody fucking cares....
Fragrant market digit ratio
  09/23/05
how's he a 'tool'?
Rusted Nubile Depressive Den
  09/23/05
Like I said, he's a troll who says the same shit over and ov...
Fragrant market digit ratio
  09/23/05
I don't know anything about him personally, although it seem...
Soul-stirring brethren giraffe
  09/24/05
really, like what?
Fragrant market digit ratio
  09/24/05
Like what circuits are more or less competitive for obtainin...
Soul-stirring brethren giraffe
  09/24/05
ok. good for you.
Fragrant market digit ratio
  09/24/05
like i said, he may offer helpful ls/ law career advice, but...
Fragrant market digit ratio
  09/24/05
...
Rusted Nubile Depressive Den
  09/24/05
...
Soul-stirring brethren giraffe
  09/24/05
for me to know and you to (not) find out.
Rusted Nubile Depressive Den
  09/24/05
...
Soul-stirring brethren giraffe
  09/24/05
thou must speaketh His name in hushed tones.
Rusted Nubile Depressive Den
  09/24/05
it wasnt particularly interesting or at all salacious. youre...
hairraiser indigo degenerate meetinghouse
  09/24/05
and you're a heathen infidel!!!
Rusted Nubile Depressive Den
  09/24/05


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Date: September 23rd, 2005 10:54 AM
Author: flirting emerald corner

I probably won't be able to quit this board cold turkey, but after this week I don't expect to be posting regularly. So, it's been nice knowing you, imaginary people. Taking questions etc.

BTW, I will probably continue to monitor rk982@yahoo.com for a while, if anyone has any interesting advice-related questions for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886264)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 10:54 AM
Author: Zombie-like Navy Double Fault

Why are you retiring?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886270)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 10:57 AM
Author: flirting emerald corner

Going on vacation for a while, then starting at a firm. I'm not going to post from my firm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886278)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 10:57 AM
Author: alcoholic headpube address

too bad your supreme court clerkship dreams have washed down the drain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886283)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 10:58 AM
Author: flirting emerald corner

Indeed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886289)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 11:09 AM
Author: Zombie-like Navy Double Fault

Best of luck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886353)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 10:55 AM
Author: Excitant deranged orchestra pit

I wonder how many retirements your retirement will bring about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886273)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 11:50 AM
Author: offensive piazza masturbator

sounds like a good idea; i quit, too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886396)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 10:56 AM
Author: Rusted Nubile Depressive Den

what are you doing over the next year career-wise?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886277)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 10:57 AM
Author: flirting emerald corner

NY biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886281)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 10:59 AM
Author: Primrose cuckold juggernaut

transactional or lit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886296)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 10:59 AM
Author: flirting emerald corner

Transactional.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886298)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 11:00 AM
Author: Rusted Nubile Depressive Den

a vault "top 5" firm?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886301)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 11:01 AM
Author: flirting emerald corner

Let's say top 10. A usual suspect.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886309)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 10:58 AM
Author: alcoholic headpube address

He's working at the NY office of Davis Polk & Wardwell.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886293)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 11:01 AM
Author: Rusted Nubile Depressive Den

how do you know this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886308)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 11:01 AM
Author: alcoholic headpube address

He can't contain his trolling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886310)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 11:02 AM
Author: Rusted Nubile Depressive Den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886319)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 10:56 AM
Author: Chartreuse bawdyhouse

i have a question: why do you think we care

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886276)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 10:57 AM
Author: flirting emerald corner

I don't think you care.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886279)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 10:58 AM
Author: alcoholic headpube address

Maybe you care to the extent he won't be around to fucking pizzzoeeew3n you on here any more.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886288)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 10:58 AM
Author: Chartreuse bawdyhouse

um, how has he pizzoeeewne3d me, you dumb spic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886295)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 10:59 AM
Author: alcoholic headpube address

Gee, I guess you forgot earlier this week when the whole board laughed at his PWN3ing you over your eating big logs of football terd?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886299)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 11:02 AM
Author: Chartreuse bawdyhouse

too bad i dont do that and never have

but yes, i suppose if youc onsdier makign stale, steroetypical jokes about me (jokes any idiot could come up with) pwn3ing me, then yes, he pwn3d me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886318)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 11:03 AM
Author: alcoholic headpube address

Right, and you're still trying to defend yourself with "I don't eat football terds." PWN!!!43D!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886323)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 11:04 AM
Author: Chartreuse bawdyhouse

so, to go along with this stereotypical line of thinking, i suppose you, as a hispanic, work a menial $5/hr job as a day laborer

see how funny that was?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886327)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 11:06 AM
Author: alcoholic headpube address

I'm hispanic? I guess I wouldn't expect a terd-eater to realize I am using an athlete's name. Have fun getting picked last in gym class and then eating football terds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886335)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 11:08 AM
Author: Chartreuse bawdyhouse

so this is the type of humor that passes as wit in law school these days

no wodner half of you biglaw drones are miserable, desperate, and lonely

you have awful personalities

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886344)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 11:09 AM
Author: alcoholic headpube address

Maybe, but at least I don't eat terds out of the library toilet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886349)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 11:10 AM
Author: Chartreuse bawdyhouse

you really should consider it

i feel it would give your personality a new dimension.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886355)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 11:05 AM
Author: abusive startling scourge upon the earth faggot firefighter

this is some funny shit. (for the record terd is not a word)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886333)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 11:06 AM
Author: alcoholic headpube address

Turd? Ok, I'll take your wurd.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886338)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 11:09 AM
Author: Chartreuse bawdyhouse

another gem*........

*where gem = fucking retarded post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886347)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 10:58 AM
Author: Geriatric whorehouse fanboi

rude.

thanks for the good and interesting contributions rk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886294)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 10:57 AM
Author: Soul-stirring brethren giraffe

That's really too bad. Who's your successor?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886280)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 10:58 AM
Author: Chartreuse bawdyhouse

when sucking dick, dear boy, you want to make sure to leave the teeth out of the operation

imagine yoruself as a toothless whore...toothless whore...toothless whore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886285)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 11:01 AM
Author: Soul-stirring brethren giraffe

Didn't you get full-on pwn3d the other day?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886305)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 11:01 AM
Author: Chartreuse bawdyhouse

also, it is vital that you not talk during this course of events

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886312)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 10:58 AM
Author: Dun Feces State

See you in rehab.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886291)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 11:00 AM
Author: flirting emerald corner

Yeah. Look for anonymous "Davis Polk associate taking questions" threads in a few months.

[Just to be clear, I'm playing with Edgar's assumption that I'll be at DPW. I have not said what firm I'll be at.]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886302)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 11:00 AM
Author: Rusted Nubile Depressive Den

are you married? do you have a SO?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886304)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 11:02 AM
Author: Garnet Box Office

What do you think of these 2d Cir. judges -- Sack, Katzmann, Raggi, Sotomayor, Jacobs? How would you rank them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886313)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 11:04 AM
Author: alcoholic headpube address

Soto and then the rest about the same.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886326)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 11:04 AM
Author: flirting emerald corner

They're all high-quality, and all jockeying to be feeders. Sack and Sotomayor have probably made the biggest names for themselves so far (as clerk magnets and feeders, not as judges), while Jacobs is probably the least likely to feed, but they're all reasonably close. Raggi is in Brooklyn, which might be annoying. Sotomayor is perhaps less pleasant to clerk for than the others, though reviews are mixed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886328)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 11:08 AM
Author: Vivacious messiness wagecucks

any opinion on Wesley, Straub, BD parker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886340)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 11:09 AM
Author: flirting emerald corner

They're not as brand-name as the others, and I know less about them, but they're all fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886354)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 11:02 AM
Author: Vivacious messiness wagecucks

any nominations for your successor as "Poster who actually knows a lot and gives good advice"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886314)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 11:03 AM
Author: flirting emerald corner

If Sexpert and Hanna can post while clerking, then them. Fiver is brilliant and knowledgeable but doesn't post much. Oh, and Renada is great, although he's more of an aphorist than a real advisor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886321)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 11:05 AM
Author: Vivacious messiness wagecucks

i find you generally more knowledgeable than Sexpert and Hanna, though I haven't seen much of their work. I don't know who Fiver is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886329)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 3:43 PM
Author: Sapphire nudist liquid oxygen

hanna's horrible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887856)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 11:04 PM
Author: Soul-stirring brethren giraffe

renada does little more than riff and occasionally comment on firms. hanna is worthless.

"fiver"? doesn't ring a bell.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3891294)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 11:03 AM
Author: Rusted Nubile Depressive Den

BAFF.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886322)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 11:05 AM
Author: Vivacious messiness wagecucks

does BAFF even post? it could be his time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886331)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 11:08 AM
Author: Rusted Nubile Depressive Den

He only posts on LSD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886342)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 11:41 AM
Author: topaz theater mad-dog skullcap

This board is going to hell.

Maybe it's time for me to step up to the plate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886366)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 11:44 AM
Author: curious filthpig

Retirement = retiring a current screen name

So there's no need for an official announcement. Hope this helps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886376)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 11:45 AM
Author: disrespectful pocket flask

Best o' luck. I hate to see an old-timer go, although having "retired" about 15 times myself I fully expect to see you around next Wednesday at the latest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886381)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 11:46 AM
Author: flirting emerald corner

Very possibly. Really, I'm just going to stop posting at work, and I'm going to be at work a lot, so I don't really want to spend my free time posting. But that doesn't mean I won't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886382)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 11:46 AM
Author: Sapphire nudist liquid oxygen

na na na na.....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886383)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 1:42 PM
Author: Ruby Cuckoldry Locus

Sorry to see you go, man, but I understand the time crunch thing. Good luck at your new job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886994)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:02 PM
Author: flirting emerald corner

Thanks. Do you plan to stick around while working?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887128)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:04 PM
Author: Ruby Cuckoldry Locus

Probably not, for the same reasons you mentioned. I've never posted from a firm and don't expect to in the future, and I suspect I won't have a lot of free time to troll the board. I won't formally retire, I probably just won't be around very much.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887156)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:05 PM
Author: flirting emerald corner

Yeah, I suspect that describes me too, I just wanted to bask a little before scaling back my posting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887164)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:07 PM
Author: Ruby Cuckoldry Locus

I can understand the urge. You certainly deserve some credit for giving out sound advice for god only knows how many years. ;) How long have you been here, anyway? I think you were here before me...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887181)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:13 PM
Author: flirting emerald corner

I started here as a 1L, in fall 2001.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887227)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:14 PM
Author: Titillating charcoal location coffee pot

how old are you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887234)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 1:53 PM
Author: Coiffed contagious property ratface

Sorry to see you go, your posts have been very helpful to me in the past.

By the way, I thought you were going into Litigation - did this change, or have you always planned on doing transactional work?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887064)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:02 PM
Author: flirting emerald corner

No, always planning to do corporate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887139)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 1:54 PM
Author: Titillating charcoal location coffee pot

Good luck

why did you decide to sell out?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887075)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:03 PM
Author: flirting emerald corner

Loans.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887143)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 1:58 PM
Author: Iridescent stage

Yo!! Wise one.

Before you leave counsel me on this situation:

Callback at a totally reach firm. I found out i interviewed with the hiring partner on campus and for some reason he liked me; sat at his table at a subsequent dinner, made him laugh, etc.

How much does this help at my callback; or will i eventually get PWNED. Grades are good enough so those presitge whores won't feel like compromising thier lofty principles. At the same time no slam dunk. i need so extra support

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887100)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 1:59 PM
Author: Titillating charcoal location coffee pot

dude arent you a 1L at usc?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887109)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 1:59 PM
Author: Iridescent stage

no. 2L

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887112)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:00 PM
Author: Titillating charcoal location coffee pot

heh.

i thought you just chose usc over ucla?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887115)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:00 PM
Author: Iridescent stage

nope. did that last year. i did talk about it recently on the board

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887119)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:02 PM
Author: Titillating charcoal location coffee pot

how do you like it?

what did you do 1L summer?

how old are you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887127)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:05 PM
Author: Iridescent stage

love it. also undergrad. too much fun. addictive. plenty easy pussy etc.

boutique litigation firm. good enough pay. interesting work.

23

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887165)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:06 PM
Author: Titillating charcoal location coffee pot

do you love law or law school or both?

are you on scholarship?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887171)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:10 PM
Author: Iridescent stage

as long as i get to go out on the weekends and try and hook up with chicks i don't care. i'll do anything during the week and love it. Right now i love law and law school coz i've been hooking up consistently. In January i hated it--long dry streak.

dad=pay=scholarship in a sense

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887212)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:11 PM
Author: Titillating charcoal location coffee pot

cool.

hooking up with law or college chicks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887216)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:13 PM
Author: Iridescent stage

mostly juniors/seniors. the crowd that were freshmen when i was a senior.

also, i am getting into the 25-30 range. something more to talk about then the staple " Oh my god! Did you hear, Jane got a tatoo of a spider on her butt."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887230)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:14 PM
Author: Titillating charcoal location coffee pot

what do you look like?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887239)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:16 PM
Author: Iridescent stage

are you trying to out me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887255)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:17 PM
Author: Titillating charcoal location coffee pot

no...

i'm just wondering what you look like

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887260)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:18 PM
Author: Iridescent stage

what city are you in. do you go to usc. don't tell me you are that creepy looking dude right across from me in the computer lab

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887270)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:19 PM
Author: Titillating charcoal location coffee pot

san diego

i know a bit about usc tho

i'm not that guy...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887278)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:24 PM
Author: Iridescent stage

ok. tan. tall enough. crazy unwashed mohawk type spiky hair. last week i hooked up with a hot chick who told me my features blend perfectly. my ego is really hight from that right now.

but i suspect i will get shot down tonight by some mediocre skank returning my self-esteem back to normal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887321)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:25 PM
Author: Titillating charcoal location coffee pot

how did you get that hot chick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887331)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:27 PM
Author: Iridescent stage

be polite, smile, compliment, buy drinks (lots), make them talk about thier dreams and play the odds...go after every single girl at the place; but do it in a classy way.

also, and i should be telling myself this, dont get too wasted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887354)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:01 PM
Author: flirting emerald corner

The hiring partner rarely has all *that* much control over who gets hired, but this is obviously a good thing. I don't know what you want me to say beyond that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887124)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:03 PM
Author: Titillating charcoal location coffee pot

how old are you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887146)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:15 PM
Author: flirting emerald corner

Why are you so interested in this?

I'm old enough that I shouldn't be posting on an internet message board, anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887242)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:18 PM
Author: Titillating charcoal location coffee pot

Just curious duder

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887268)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:04 PM
Author: Iridescent stage

i figured. i am just going through the expected motions. looking for some assurance to calm me down.

Fuck it!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887154)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:02 PM
Author: insane razzmatazz senate place of business

good luck! thanks for your reasoned input throughout pr and xoxohth. maybe we'll see you on the 6 train.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887136)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:03 PM
Author: Rusted Nubile Depressive Den

I take it that your SCOTUS clerkship search didn't pan out, since you're working for a firm this coming year. Did you at least get some interviews? Are you applying or planning on reapplying to the SCOTUS at some point in the future?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887149)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:13 PM
Author: flirting emerald corner

Maybe in a year or two I'll come back with comments on the SCOTUS process, but I'm not saying anything for now. Sorry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887232)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:15 PM
Author: Titillating charcoal location coffee pot

how old are you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887241)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:19 PM
Author: Rusted Nubile Depressive Den

let me guess, he's around 28?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887280)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:20 PM
Author: Titillating charcoal location coffee pot

how old are you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887283)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:22 PM
Author: flirting emerald corner

Okay, you? Off my thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887296)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:22 PM
Author: Titillating charcoal location coffee pot

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887302)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:23 PM
Author: 180 hospital gay wizard

Why won't you answer the question?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887307)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:24 PM
Author: Rusted Nubile Depressive Den

considering that there are about 3 million people of each year age cohort in the US, revealing his age would hardly result in him outing himself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887320)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:25 PM
Author: 180 hospital gay wizard

Exactly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887328)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:22 PM
Author: Rusted Nubile Depressive Den

i'm 24.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887299)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:22 PM
Author: Titillating charcoal location coffee pot

me too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887305)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:29 PM
Author: 180 hospital gay wizard

I'm 22, although most people think that I look between 14-18 years old....

Are you in ls?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887370)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:29 PM
Author: Rusted Nubile Depressive Den

nope.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887372)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:22 PM
Author: 180 hospital gay wizard

What was your favorite class during ls? Who are some of your favorite musicians?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887298)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:29 PM
Author: flirting emerald corner

I don't really remember having any classes that I loved. I liked Tax; Fed Courts was interesting; my Crim prof was pretty good, but nothing really sticks out.

I don't know. Usual 90s-alternative stuff, Pixies and Pavement and so forth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887368)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:27 PM
Author: Supple olive love of her life

That last sentence is a fragment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887350)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:36 PM
Author: heady misanthropic national organic girlfriend

;(

good luck wih everything

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887411)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:38 PM
Author: Grizzly lay hairy legs

You should come back in a year and give us the real deal about BIGLAW and the hours. You're probably the only poster that I would deem credible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887430)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 3:31 PM
Author: Gold Theatre Kitty Cat

I'll still be here to dole out sage wisdom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887778)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 3:34 PM
Author: flirting emerald corner

Excellent. I leave the board in good robot-hands.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887802)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 3:35 PM
Author: Gold Theatre Kitty Cat

Evan-2001 is a robot. I'm nothing but a marginally more prestigious human.

Good luck at your less prestigious firm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887806)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 9:59 PM
Author: Pearly Stimulating Pozpig

*lowers car antenna to half-mast*

O robot-commander my robot commander! You’ve fallen cold and short of electricity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3890832)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 11:51 PM
Author: Fragrant market digit ratio

Thank God. Nobody fucking cares. And good riddance, asshole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3891661)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 11:52 PM
Author: Rusted Nubile Depressive Den

apparently you cared enuf to bump this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3891667)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 11:55 PM
Author: Fragrant market digit ratio

I cared enuf to let this guy know that nobody fucking cares. He's stupid. This guy's been posting here forever and he's a fucking nobody. He never says anything really interesting he's just a fucking drone.

He may be somewhat helpful to law people and shit b/c he can give generic recycled advice every body and their mother can give, but otherwise he's just a huge tool.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3891679)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 11:56 PM
Author: Rusted Nubile Depressive Den

how's he a 'tool'?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3891685)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 11:59 PM
Author: Fragrant market digit ratio

Like I said, he's a troll who says the same shit over and over again. I don't know anything about his law school achievements, maybe he graduated in top 10%, 5% or something. But shit, hundreds of people do that every year in the top 6-8 schools. Otherwise, he's really nothing special. As an example of his toolishness, he's always saying the same shit about PE and IB, and nothing that he says is anything that you can't get from reading the Vault guide or something. He offers no original perspective or no original thinking. Simply put, he's just your standard white boy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3891697)





Date: September 24th, 2005 12:17 AM
Author: Soul-stirring brethren giraffe

I don't know anything about him personally, although it seems pretty clear he's a 2004 grad of HLS.

But I don't give a fuck about where he went to school or how well he did. He's always given spectacularly helpful answers to questions about law school, clerkships, and biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3891819)





Date: September 24th, 2005 12:18 AM
Author: Fragrant market digit ratio

really, like what?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3891830)





Date: September 24th, 2005 12:20 AM
Author: Soul-stirring brethren giraffe

Like what circuits are more or less competitive for obtaining clerkships, which judges are feeders, what sequence of courses someone looking to do tax law should take, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3891851)





Date: September 24th, 2005 12:21 AM
Author: Fragrant market digit ratio

ok. good for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3891863)





Date: September 24th, 2005 12:24 AM
Author: Fragrant market digit ratio

like i said, he may offer helpful ls/ law career advice, but my feeling is that nothing he says here is anything you can't get from some other easy to get source, like a fucking classmate sitting right next to you or something. but whatever, i mean i really can't relate so i can see why you would say that. i've been interested in other things and people who were boring otherwise have offered great advice about careers, so good for you, and him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3891883)





Date: September 24th, 2005 12:18 AM
Author: Rusted Nubile Depressive Den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3891833)





Date: September 24th, 2005 12:20 AM
Author: Soul-stirring brethren giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3891854)





Date: September 24th, 2005 12:21 AM
Author: Rusted Nubile Depressive Den

for me to know and you to (not) find out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3891864)





Date: September 24th, 2005 12:23 AM
Author: Soul-stirring brethren giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3891876)





Date: September 24th, 2005 12:23 AM
Author: Rusted Nubile Depressive Den

thou must speaketh His name in hushed tones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3891879)





Date: September 24th, 2005 12:31 AM
Author: hairraiser indigo degenerate meetinghouse

it wasnt particularly interesting or at all salacious. youre an idiot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3891962)





Date: September 24th, 2005 12:32 AM
Author: Rusted Nubile Depressive Den

and you're a heathen infidel!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3891968)