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rk982 retiring

I probably won't be able to quit this board cold turkey, but...
laughsome flesh rigpig laser beams
  09/23/05
Why are you retiring?
Peach Charismatic Ceo Scourge Upon The Earth
  09/23/05
Going on vacation for a while, then starting at a firm. I'm...
laughsome flesh rigpig laser beams
  09/23/05
too bad your supreme court clerkship dreams have washed down...
Brindle Jew
  09/23/05
Indeed.
laughsome flesh rigpig laser beams
  09/23/05
Best of luck.
Peach Charismatic Ceo Scourge Upon The Earth
  09/23/05
I wonder how many retirements your retirement will bring abo...
razzle-dazzle navy forum new version
  09/23/05
sounds like a good idea; i quit, too.
appetizing trump supporter useless brakes
  09/23/05
what are you doing over the next year career-wise?
Slate Crotch Den
  09/23/05
NY biglaw.
laughsome flesh rigpig laser beams
  09/23/05
transactional or lit?
swashbuckling up-to-no-good range ladyboy
  09/23/05
Transactional.
laughsome flesh rigpig laser beams
  09/23/05
a vault "top 5" firm?
Slate Crotch Den
  09/23/05
Let's say top 10. A usual suspect.
laughsome flesh rigpig laser beams
  09/23/05
He's working at the NY office of Davis Polk & Wardwell.
Brindle Jew
  09/23/05
how do you know this?
Slate Crotch Den
  09/23/05
He can't contain his trolling.
Brindle Jew
  09/23/05
...
Slate Crotch Den
  09/23/05
i have a question: why do you think we care
Henna Psychic
  09/23/05
I don't think you care.
laughsome flesh rigpig laser beams
  09/23/05
Maybe you care to the extent he won't be around to fucking p...
Brindle Jew
  09/23/05
um, how has he pizzoeeewne3d me, you dumb spic
Henna Psychic
  09/23/05
Gee, I guess you forgot earlier this week when the whole boa...
Brindle Jew
  09/23/05
too bad i dont do that and never have but yes, i suppose ...
Henna Psychic
  09/23/05
Right, and you're still trying to defend yourself with "...
Brindle Jew
  09/23/05
so, to go along with this stereotypical line of thinking, i ...
Henna Psychic
  09/23/05
I'm hispanic? I guess I wouldn't expect a terd-eater to rea...
Brindle Jew
  09/23/05
so this is the type of humor that passes as wit in law schoo...
Henna Psychic
  09/23/05
Maybe, but at least I don't eat terds out of the library toi...
Brindle Jew
  09/23/05
you really should consider it i feel it would give your p...
Henna Psychic
  09/23/05
this is some funny shit. (for the record terd is not a word...
harsh aphrodisiac area incel
  09/23/05
Turd? Ok, I'll take your wurd.
Brindle Jew
  09/23/05
another gem*........ ...
Henna Psychic
  09/23/05
rude. thanks for the good and interesting contributions r...
multi-colored disrespectful knife
  09/23/05
That's really too bad. Who's your successor?
Pearl nighttime brunch
  09/23/05
when sucking dick, dear boy, you want to make sure to leave ...
Henna Psychic
  09/23/05
Didn't you get full-on pwn3d the other day?
Pearl nighttime brunch
  09/23/05
also, it is vital that you not talk during this course of ev...
Henna Psychic
  09/23/05
See you in rehab.
sinister theatre
  09/23/05
Yeah. Look for anonymous "Davis Polk associate taking ...
laughsome flesh rigpig laser beams
  09/23/05
are you married? do you have a SO?
Slate Crotch Den
  09/23/05
What do you think of these 2d Cir. judges -- Sack, Katzmann,...
diverse locus boistinker
  09/23/05
Soto and then the rest about the same.
Brindle Jew
  09/23/05
They're all high-quality, and all jockeying to be feeders. ...
laughsome flesh rigpig laser beams
  09/23/05
any opinion on Wesley, Straub, BD parker?
internet-worthy ultramarine meetinghouse mad-dog skullcap
  09/23/05
They're not as brand-name as the others, and I know less abo...
laughsome flesh rigpig laser beams
  09/23/05
any nominations for your successor as "Poster who actua...
internet-worthy ultramarine meetinghouse mad-dog skullcap
  09/23/05
If Sexpert and Hanna can post while clerking, then them. Fi...
laughsome flesh rigpig laser beams
  09/23/05
i find you generally more knowledgeable than Sexpert and Han...
internet-worthy ultramarine meetinghouse mad-dog skullcap
  09/23/05
hanna's horrible
massive address chad
  09/23/05
renada does little more than riff and occasionally comment o...
Pearl nighttime brunch
  09/23/05
BAFF.
Slate Crotch Den
  09/23/05
does BAFF even post? it could be his time.
internet-worthy ultramarine meetinghouse mad-dog skullcap
  09/23/05
He only posts on LSD.
Slate Crotch Den
  09/23/05
This board is going to hell. Maybe it's time for me to step...
Lilac Round Eye Headpube
  09/23/05
Retirement = retiring a current screen name So there's no...
mustard mind-boggling corner
  09/23/05
Best o' luck. I hate to see an old-timer go, although having...
twinkling thirsty school cafeteria goal in life
  09/23/05
Very possibly. Really, I'm just going to stop posting at wo...
laughsome flesh rigpig laser beams
  09/23/05
na na na na.....
massive address chad
  09/23/05
Sorry to see you go, man, but I understand the time crunch t...
ruby candlestick maker
  09/23/05
Thanks. Do you plan to stick around while working?
laughsome flesh rigpig laser beams
  09/23/05
Probably not, for the same reasons you mentioned. I've neve...
ruby candlestick maker
  09/23/05
Yeah, I suspect that describes me too, I just wanted to bask...
laughsome flesh rigpig laser beams
  09/23/05
I can understand the urge. You certainly deserve some credi...
ruby candlestick maker
  09/23/05
I started here as a 1L, in fall 2001.
laughsome flesh rigpig laser beams
  09/23/05
how old are you?
Galvanic Gaming Laptop
  09/23/05
Sorry to see you go, your posts have been very helpful to me...
yellow water buffalo
  09/23/05
No, always planning to do corporate.
laughsome flesh rigpig laser beams
  09/23/05
Good luck why did you decide to sell out?
Galvanic Gaming Laptop
  09/23/05
Loans.
laughsome flesh rigpig laser beams
  09/23/05
Yo!! Wise one. Before you leave counsel me on this situat...
concupiscible alcoholic bawdyhouse
  09/23/05
dude arent you a 1L at usc?
Galvanic Gaming Laptop
  09/23/05
no. 2L
concupiscible alcoholic bawdyhouse
  09/23/05
heh. i thought you just chose usc over ucla?
Galvanic Gaming Laptop
  09/23/05
nope. did that last year. i did talk about it recently on th...
concupiscible alcoholic bawdyhouse
  09/23/05
how do you like it? what did you do 1L summer? how old are...
Galvanic Gaming Laptop
  09/23/05
love it. also undergrad. too much fun. addictive. plenty eas...
concupiscible alcoholic bawdyhouse
  09/23/05
do you love law or law school or both? are you on scholarsh...
Galvanic Gaming Laptop
  09/23/05
as long as i get to go out on the weekends and try and hook ...
concupiscible alcoholic bawdyhouse
  09/23/05
cool. hooking up with law or college chicks?
Galvanic Gaming Laptop
  09/23/05
mostly juniors/seniors. the crowd that were freshmen when i ...
concupiscible alcoholic bawdyhouse
  09/23/05
what do you look like?
Galvanic Gaming Laptop
  09/23/05
are you trying to out me
concupiscible alcoholic bawdyhouse
  09/23/05
no... i'm just wondering what you look like
Galvanic Gaming Laptop
  09/23/05
what city are you in. do you go to usc. don't tell me you ...
concupiscible alcoholic bawdyhouse
  09/23/05
san diego i know a bit about usc tho i'm not that guy...
Galvanic Gaming Laptop
  09/23/05
ok. tan. tall enough. crazy unwashed mohawk type spiky hair...
concupiscible alcoholic bawdyhouse
  09/23/05
how did you get that hot chick?
Galvanic Gaming Laptop
  09/23/05
be polite, smile, compliment, buy drinks (lots), make them ...
concupiscible alcoholic bawdyhouse
  09/23/05
The hiring partner rarely has all *that* much control over w...
laughsome flesh rigpig laser beams
  09/23/05
how old are you?
Galvanic Gaming Laptop
  09/23/05
Why are you so interested in this? I'm old enough that I ...
laughsome flesh rigpig laser beams
  09/23/05
Just curious duder
Galvanic Gaming Laptop
  09/23/05
i figured. i am just going through the expected motions. lo...
concupiscible alcoholic bawdyhouse
  09/23/05
good luck! thanks for your reasoned input throughout pr and...
sable odious dingle berry site
  09/23/05
I take it that your SCOTUS clerkship search didn't pan out, ...
Slate Crotch Den
  09/23/05
Maybe in a year or two I'll come back with comments on the S...
laughsome flesh rigpig laser beams
  09/23/05
how old are you?
Galvanic Gaming Laptop
  09/23/05
let me guess, he's around 28?
Slate Crotch Den
  09/23/05
how old are you?
Galvanic Gaming Laptop
  09/23/05
Okay, you? Off my thread.
laughsome flesh rigpig laser beams
  09/23/05
?
Galvanic Gaming Laptop
  09/23/05
Why won't you answer the question?
shimmering feces
  09/23/05
considering that there are about 3 million people of each ye...
Slate Crotch Den
  09/23/05
Exactly.
shimmering feces
  09/23/05
i'm 24.
Slate Crotch Den
  09/23/05
me too
Galvanic Gaming Laptop
  09/23/05
I'm 22, although most people think that I look between 14-18...
shimmering feces
  09/23/05
nope.
Slate Crotch Den
  09/23/05
What was your favorite class during ls? Who are some of your...
shimmering feces
  09/23/05
I don't really remember having any classes that I loved. I ...
laughsome flesh rigpig laser beams
  09/23/05
That last sentence is a fragment.
sticky international law enforcement agency
  09/23/05
;( good luck wih everything
Primrose Center Mexican
  09/23/05
You should come back in a year and give us the real deal abo...
mint curious kitchen skinny woman
  09/23/05
I'll still be here to dole out sage wisdom.
Glittery Heaven Cuck
  09/23/05
Excellent. I leave the board in good robot-hands.
laughsome flesh rigpig laser beams
  09/23/05
Evan-2001 is a robot. I'm nothing but a marginally more pres...
Glittery Heaven Cuck
  09/23/05
*lowers car antenna to half-mast* O robot-commander my ro...
sick rigor cruise ship
  09/23/05
Thank God. Nobody fucking cares. And good riddance, asshol...
aqua house nibblets
  09/23/05
apparently you cared enuf to bump this thread.
Slate Crotch Den
  09/23/05
I cared enuf to let this guy know that nobody fucking cares....
aqua house nibblets
  09/23/05
how's he a 'tool'?
Slate Crotch Den
  09/23/05
Like I said, he's a troll who says the same shit over and ov...
aqua house nibblets
  09/23/05
I don't know anything about him personally, although it seem...
Pearl nighttime brunch
  09/24/05
really, like what?
aqua house nibblets
  09/24/05
Like what circuits are more or less competitive for obtainin...
Pearl nighttime brunch
  09/24/05
ok. good for you.
aqua house nibblets
  09/24/05
like i said, he may offer helpful ls/ law career advice, but...
aqua house nibblets
  09/24/05
...
Slate Crotch Den
  09/24/05
...
Pearl nighttime brunch
  09/24/05
for me to know and you to (not) find out.
Slate Crotch Den
  09/24/05
...
Pearl nighttime brunch
  09/24/05
thou must speaketh His name in hushed tones.
Slate Crotch Den
  09/24/05
it wasnt particularly interesting or at all salacious. youre...
Pontificating Station Electric Furnace
  09/24/05
and you're a heathen infidel!!!
Slate Crotch Den
  09/24/05


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Date: September 23rd, 2005 10:54 AM
Author: laughsome flesh rigpig laser beams

I probably won't be able to quit this board cold turkey, but after this week I don't expect to be posting regularly. So, it's been nice knowing you, imaginary people. Taking questions etc.

BTW, I will probably continue to monitor rk982@yahoo.com for a while, if anyone has any interesting advice-related questions for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886264)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 10:54 AM
Author: Peach Charismatic Ceo Scourge Upon The Earth

Why are you retiring?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886270)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 10:57 AM
Author: laughsome flesh rigpig laser beams

Going on vacation for a while, then starting at a firm. I'm not going to post from my firm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886278)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 10:57 AM
Author: Brindle Jew

too bad your supreme court clerkship dreams have washed down the drain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886283)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 10:58 AM
Author: laughsome flesh rigpig laser beams

Indeed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886289)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 11:09 AM
Author: Peach Charismatic Ceo Scourge Upon The Earth

Best of luck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886353)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 10:55 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle navy forum new version

I wonder how many retirements your retirement will bring about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886273)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 11:50 AM
Author: appetizing trump supporter useless brakes

sounds like a good idea; i quit, too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886396)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 10:56 AM
Author: Slate Crotch Den

what are you doing over the next year career-wise?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886277)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 10:57 AM
Author: laughsome flesh rigpig laser beams

NY biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886281)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 10:59 AM
Author: swashbuckling up-to-no-good range ladyboy

transactional or lit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886296)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 10:59 AM
Author: laughsome flesh rigpig laser beams

Transactional.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886298)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 11:00 AM
Author: Slate Crotch Den

a vault "top 5" firm?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886301)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 11:01 AM
Author: laughsome flesh rigpig laser beams

Let's say top 10. A usual suspect.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886309)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 10:58 AM
Author: Brindle Jew

He's working at the NY office of Davis Polk & Wardwell.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886293)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 11:01 AM
Author: Slate Crotch Den

how do you know this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886308)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 11:01 AM
Author: Brindle Jew

He can't contain his trolling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886310)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 11:02 AM
Author: Slate Crotch Den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886319)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 10:56 AM
Author: Henna Psychic

i have a question: why do you think we care

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886276)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 10:57 AM
Author: laughsome flesh rigpig laser beams

I don't think you care.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886279)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 10:58 AM
Author: Brindle Jew

Maybe you care to the extent he won't be around to fucking pizzzoeeew3n you on here any more.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886288)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 10:58 AM
Author: Henna Psychic

um, how has he pizzoeeewne3d me, you dumb spic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886295)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 10:59 AM
Author: Brindle Jew

Gee, I guess you forgot earlier this week when the whole board laughed at his PWN3ing you over your eating big logs of football terd?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886299)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 11:02 AM
Author: Henna Psychic

too bad i dont do that and never have

but yes, i suppose if youc onsdier makign stale, steroetypical jokes about me (jokes any idiot could come up with) pwn3ing me, then yes, he pwn3d me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886318)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 11:03 AM
Author: Brindle Jew

Right, and you're still trying to defend yourself with "I don't eat football terds." PWN!!!43D!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886323)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 11:04 AM
Author: Henna Psychic

so, to go along with this stereotypical line of thinking, i suppose you, as a hispanic, work a menial $5/hr job as a day laborer

see how funny that was?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886327)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 11:06 AM
Author: Brindle Jew

I'm hispanic? I guess I wouldn't expect a terd-eater to realize I am using an athlete's name. Have fun getting picked last in gym class and then eating football terds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886335)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 11:08 AM
Author: Henna Psychic

so this is the type of humor that passes as wit in law school these days

no wodner half of you biglaw drones are miserable, desperate, and lonely

you have awful personalities

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886344)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 11:09 AM
Author: Brindle Jew

Maybe, but at least I don't eat terds out of the library toilet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886349)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 11:10 AM
Author: Henna Psychic

you really should consider it

i feel it would give your personality a new dimension.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886355)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 11:05 AM
Author: harsh aphrodisiac area incel

this is some funny shit. (for the record terd is not a word)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886333)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 11:06 AM
Author: Brindle Jew

Turd? Ok, I'll take your wurd.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886338)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 11:09 AM
Author: Henna Psychic

another gem*........

*where gem = fucking retarded post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886347)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 10:58 AM
Author: multi-colored disrespectful knife

rude.

thanks for the good and interesting contributions rk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886294)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 10:57 AM
Author: Pearl nighttime brunch

That's really too bad. Who's your successor?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886280)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 10:58 AM
Author: Henna Psychic

when sucking dick, dear boy, you want to make sure to leave the teeth out of the operation

imagine yoruself as a toothless whore...toothless whore...toothless whore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886285)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 11:01 AM
Author: Pearl nighttime brunch

Didn't you get full-on pwn3d the other day?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886305)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 11:01 AM
Author: Henna Psychic

also, it is vital that you not talk during this course of events

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886312)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 10:58 AM
Author: sinister theatre

See you in rehab.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886291)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 11:00 AM
Author: laughsome flesh rigpig laser beams

Yeah. Look for anonymous "Davis Polk associate taking questions" threads in a few months.

[Just to be clear, I'm playing with Edgar's assumption that I'll be at DPW. I have not said what firm I'll be at.]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886302)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 11:00 AM
Author: Slate Crotch Den

are you married? do you have a SO?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886304)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 11:02 AM
Author: diverse locus boistinker

What do you think of these 2d Cir. judges -- Sack, Katzmann, Raggi, Sotomayor, Jacobs? How would you rank them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886313)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 11:04 AM
Author: Brindle Jew

Soto and then the rest about the same.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886326)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 11:04 AM
Author: laughsome flesh rigpig laser beams

They're all high-quality, and all jockeying to be feeders. Sack and Sotomayor have probably made the biggest names for themselves so far (as clerk magnets and feeders, not as judges), while Jacobs is probably the least likely to feed, but they're all reasonably close. Raggi is in Brooklyn, which might be annoying. Sotomayor is perhaps less pleasant to clerk for than the others, though reviews are mixed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886328)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 11:08 AM
Author: internet-worthy ultramarine meetinghouse mad-dog skullcap

any opinion on Wesley, Straub, BD parker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886340)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 11:09 AM
Author: laughsome flesh rigpig laser beams

They're not as brand-name as the others, and I know less about them, but they're all fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886354)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 11:02 AM
Author: internet-worthy ultramarine meetinghouse mad-dog skullcap

any nominations for your successor as "Poster who actually knows a lot and gives good advice"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886314)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 11:03 AM
Author: laughsome flesh rigpig laser beams

If Sexpert and Hanna can post while clerking, then them. Fiver is brilliant and knowledgeable but doesn't post much. Oh, and Renada is great, although he's more of an aphorist than a real advisor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886321)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 11:05 AM
Author: internet-worthy ultramarine meetinghouse mad-dog skullcap

i find you generally more knowledgeable than Sexpert and Hanna, though I haven't seen much of their work. I don't know who Fiver is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886329)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 3:43 PM
Author: massive address chad

hanna's horrible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887856)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 11:04 PM
Author: Pearl nighttime brunch

renada does little more than riff and occasionally comment on firms. hanna is worthless.

"fiver"? doesn't ring a bell.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3891294)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 11:03 AM
Author: Slate Crotch Den

BAFF.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886322)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 11:05 AM
Author: internet-worthy ultramarine meetinghouse mad-dog skullcap

does BAFF even post? it could be his time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886331)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 11:08 AM
Author: Slate Crotch Den

He only posts on LSD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886342)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 11:41 AM
Author: Lilac Round Eye Headpube

This board is going to hell.

Maybe it's time for me to step up to the plate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886366)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 11:44 AM
Author: mustard mind-boggling corner

Retirement = retiring a current screen name

So there's no need for an official announcement. Hope this helps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886376)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 11:45 AM
Author: twinkling thirsty school cafeteria goal in life

Best o' luck. I hate to see an old-timer go, although having "retired" about 15 times myself I fully expect to see you around next Wednesday at the latest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886381)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 11:46 AM
Author: laughsome flesh rigpig laser beams

Very possibly. Really, I'm just going to stop posting at work, and I'm going to be at work a lot, so I don't really want to spend my free time posting. But that doesn't mean I won't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886382)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 11:46 AM
Author: massive address chad

na na na na.....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886383)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 1:42 PM
Author: ruby candlestick maker

Sorry to see you go, man, but I understand the time crunch thing. Good luck at your new job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886994)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:02 PM
Author: laughsome flesh rigpig laser beams

Thanks. Do you plan to stick around while working?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887128)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:04 PM
Author: ruby candlestick maker

Probably not, for the same reasons you mentioned. I've never posted from a firm and don't expect to in the future, and I suspect I won't have a lot of free time to troll the board. I won't formally retire, I probably just won't be around very much.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887156)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:05 PM
Author: laughsome flesh rigpig laser beams

Yeah, I suspect that describes me too, I just wanted to bask a little before scaling back my posting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887164)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:07 PM
Author: ruby candlestick maker

I can understand the urge. You certainly deserve some credit for giving out sound advice for god only knows how many years. ;) How long have you been here, anyway? I think you were here before me...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887181)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:13 PM
Author: laughsome flesh rigpig laser beams

I started here as a 1L, in fall 2001.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887227)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:14 PM
Author: Galvanic Gaming Laptop

how old are you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887234)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 1:53 PM
Author: yellow water buffalo

Sorry to see you go, your posts have been very helpful to me in the past.

By the way, I thought you were going into Litigation - did this change, or have you always planned on doing transactional work?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887064)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:02 PM
Author: laughsome flesh rigpig laser beams

No, always planning to do corporate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887139)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 1:54 PM
Author: Galvanic Gaming Laptop

Good luck

why did you decide to sell out?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887075)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:03 PM
Author: laughsome flesh rigpig laser beams

Loans.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887143)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 1:58 PM
Author: concupiscible alcoholic bawdyhouse

Yo!! Wise one.

Before you leave counsel me on this situation:

Callback at a totally reach firm. I found out i interviewed with the hiring partner on campus and for some reason he liked me; sat at his table at a subsequent dinner, made him laugh, etc.

How much does this help at my callback; or will i eventually get PWNED. Grades are good enough so those presitge whores won't feel like compromising thier lofty principles. At the same time no slam dunk. i need so extra support

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887100)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 1:59 PM
Author: Galvanic Gaming Laptop

dude arent you a 1L at usc?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887109)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 1:59 PM
Author: concupiscible alcoholic bawdyhouse

no. 2L

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887112)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:00 PM
Author: Galvanic Gaming Laptop

heh.

i thought you just chose usc over ucla?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887115)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:00 PM
Author: concupiscible alcoholic bawdyhouse

nope. did that last year. i did talk about it recently on the board

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887119)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:02 PM
Author: Galvanic Gaming Laptop

how do you like it?

what did you do 1L summer?

how old are you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887127)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:05 PM
Author: concupiscible alcoholic bawdyhouse

love it. also undergrad. too much fun. addictive. plenty easy pussy etc.

boutique litigation firm. good enough pay. interesting work.

23

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887165)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:06 PM
Author: Galvanic Gaming Laptop

do you love law or law school or both?

are you on scholarship?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887171)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:10 PM
Author: concupiscible alcoholic bawdyhouse

as long as i get to go out on the weekends and try and hook up with chicks i don't care. i'll do anything during the week and love it. Right now i love law and law school coz i've been hooking up consistently. In January i hated it--long dry streak.

dad=pay=scholarship in a sense

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887212)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:11 PM
Author: Galvanic Gaming Laptop

cool.

hooking up with law or college chicks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887216)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:13 PM
Author: concupiscible alcoholic bawdyhouse

mostly juniors/seniors. the crowd that were freshmen when i was a senior.

also, i am getting into the 25-30 range. something more to talk about then the staple " Oh my god! Did you hear, Jane got a tatoo of a spider on her butt."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887230)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:14 PM
Author: Galvanic Gaming Laptop

what do you look like?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887239)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:16 PM
Author: concupiscible alcoholic bawdyhouse

are you trying to out me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887255)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:17 PM
Author: Galvanic Gaming Laptop

no...

i'm just wondering what you look like

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887260)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:18 PM
Author: concupiscible alcoholic bawdyhouse

what city are you in. do you go to usc. don't tell me you are that creepy looking dude right across from me in the computer lab

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887270)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:19 PM
Author: Galvanic Gaming Laptop

san diego

i know a bit about usc tho

i'm not that guy...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887278)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:24 PM
Author: concupiscible alcoholic bawdyhouse

ok. tan. tall enough. crazy unwashed mohawk type spiky hair. last week i hooked up with a hot chick who told me my features blend perfectly. my ego is really hight from that right now.

but i suspect i will get shot down tonight by some mediocre skank returning my self-esteem back to normal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887321)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:25 PM
Author: Galvanic Gaming Laptop

how did you get that hot chick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887331)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:27 PM
Author: concupiscible alcoholic bawdyhouse

be polite, smile, compliment, buy drinks (lots), make them talk about thier dreams and play the odds...go after every single girl at the place; but do it in a classy way.

also, and i should be telling myself this, dont get too wasted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887354)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:01 PM
Author: laughsome flesh rigpig laser beams

The hiring partner rarely has all *that* much control over who gets hired, but this is obviously a good thing. I don't know what you want me to say beyond that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887124)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:03 PM
Author: Galvanic Gaming Laptop

how old are you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887146)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:15 PM
Author: laughsome flesh rigpig laser beams

Why are you so interested in this?

I'm old enough that I shouldn't be posting on an internet message board, anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887242)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:18 PM
Author: Galvanic Gaming Laptop

Just curious duder

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887268)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:04 PM
Author: concupiscible alcoholic bawdyhouse

i figured. i am just going through the expected motions. looking for some assurance to calm me down.

Fuck it!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887154)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:02 PM
Author: sable odious dingle berry site

good luck! thanks for your reasoned input throughout pr and xoxohth. maybe we'll see you on the 6 train.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887136)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:03 PM
Author: Slate Crotch Den

I take it that your SCOTUS clerkship search didn't pan out, since you're working for a firm this coming year. Did you at least get some interviews? Are you applying or planning on reapplying to the SCOTUS at some point in the future?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887149)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:13 PM
Author: laughsome flesh rigpig laser beams

Maybe in a year or two I'll come back with comments on the SCOTUS process, but I'm not saying anything for now. Sorry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887232)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:15 PM
Author: Galvanic Gaming Laptop

how old are you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887241)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:19 PM
Author: Slate Crotch Den

let me guess, he's around 28?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887280)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:20 PM
Author: Galvanic Gaming Laptop

how old are you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887283)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:22 PM
Author: laughsome flesh rigpig laser beams

Okay, you? Off my thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887296)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:22 PM
Author: Galvanic Gaming Laptop

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887302)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:23 PM
Author: shimmering feces

Why won't you answer the question?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887307)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:24 PM
Author: Slate Crotch Den

considering that there are about 3 million people of each year age cohort in the US, revealing his age would hardly result in him outing himself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887320)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:25 PM
Author: shimmering feces

Exactly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887328)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:22 PM
Author: Slate Crotch Den

i'm 24.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887299)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:22 PM
Author: Galvanic Gaming Laptop

me too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887305)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:29 PM
Author: shimmering feces

I'm 22, although most people think that I look between 14-18 years old....

Are you in ls?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887370)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:29 PM
Author: Slate Crotch Den

nope.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887372)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:22 PM
Author: shimmering feces

What was your favorite class during ls? Who are some of your favorite musicians?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887298)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:29 PM
Author: laughsome flesh rigpig laser beams

I don't really remember having any classes that I loved. I liked Tax; Fed Courts was interesting; my Crim prof was pretty good, but nothing really sticks out.

I don't know. Usual 90s-alternative stuff, Pixies and Pavement and so forth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887368)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:27 PM
Author: sticky international law enforcement agency

That last sentence is a fragment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887350)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:36 PM
Author: Primrose Center Mexican

;(

good luck wih everything

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887411)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:38 PM
Author: mint curious kitchen skinny woman

You should come back in a year and give us the real deal about BIGLAW and the hours. You're probably the only poster that I would deem credible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887430)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 3:31 PM
Author: Glittery Heaven Cuck

I'll still be here to dole out sage wisdom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887778)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 3:34 PM
Author: laughsome flesh rigpig laser beams

Excellent. I leave the board in good robot-hands.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887802)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 3:35 PM
Author: Glittery Heaven Cuck

Evan-2001 is a robot. I'm nothing but a marginally more prestigious human.

Good luck at your less prestigious firm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887806)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 9:59 PM
Author: sick rigor cruise ship

*lowers car antenna to half-mast*

O robot-commander my robot commander! You’ve fallen cold and short of electricity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3890832)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 11:51 PM
Author: aqua house nibblets

Thank God. Nobody fucking cares. And good riddance, asshole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3891661)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 11:52 PM
Author: Slate Crotch Den

apparently you cared enuf to bump this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3891667)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 11:55 PM
Author: aqua house nibblets

I cared enuf to let this guy know that nobody fucking cares. He's stupid. This guy's been posting here forever and he's a fucking nobody. He never says anything really interesting he's just a fucking drone.

He may be somewhat helpful to law people and shit b/c he can give generic recycled advice every body and their mother can give, but otherwise he's just a huge tool.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3891679)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 11:56 PM
Author: Slate Crotch Den

how's he a 'tool'?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3891685)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 11:59 PM
Author: aqua house nibblets

Like I said, he's a troll who says the same shit over and over again. I don't know anything about his law school achievements, maybe he graduated in top 10%, 5% or something. But shit, hundreds of people do that every year in the top 6-8 schools. Otherwise, he's really nothing special. As an example of his toolishness, he's always saying the same shit about PE and IB, and nothing that he says is anything that you can't get from reading the Vault guide or something. He offers no original perspective or no original thinking. Simply put, he's just your standard white boy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3891697)





Date: September 24th, 2005 12:17 AM
Author: Pearl nighttime brunch

I don't know anything about him personally, although it seems pretty clear he's a 2004 grad of HLS.

But I don't give a fuck about where he went to school or how well he did. He's always given spectacularly helpful answers to questions about law school, clerkships, and biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3891819)





Date: September 24th, 2005 12:18 AM
Author: aqua house nibblets

really, like what?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3891830)





Date: September 24th, 2005 12:20 AM
Author: Pearl nighttime brunch

Like what circuits are more or less competitive for obtaining clerkships, which judges are feeders, what sequence of courses someone looking to do tax law should take, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3891851)





Date: September 24th, 2005 12:21 AM
Author: aqua house nibblets

ok. good for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3891863)





Date: September 24th, 2005 12:24 AM
Author: aqua house nibblets

like i said, he may offer helpful ls/ law career advice, but my feeling is that nothing he says here is anything you can't get from some other easy to get source, like a fucking classmate sitting right next to you or something. but whatever, i mean i really can't relate so i can see why you would say that. i've been interested in other things and people who were boring otherwise have offered great advice about careers, so good for you, and him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3891883)





Date: September 24th, 2005 12:18 AM
Author: Slate Crotch Den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3891833)





Date: September 24th, 2005 12:20 AM
Author: Pearl nighttime brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3891854)





Date: September 24th, 2005 12:21 AM
Author: Slate Crotch Den

for me to know and you to (not) find out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3891864)





Date: September 24th, 2005 12:23 AM
Author: Pearl nighttime brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3891876)





Date: September 24th, 2005 12:23 AM
Author: Slate Crotch Den

thou must speaketh His name in hushed tones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3891879)





Date: September 24th, 2005 12:31 AM
Author: Pontificating Station Electric Furnace

it wasnt particularly interesting or at all salacious. youre an idiot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3891962)





Date: September 24th, 2005 12:32 AM
Author: Slate Crotch Den

and you're a heathen infidel!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3891968)