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rk982 retiring

I probably won't be able to quit this board cold turkey, but...
Zippy half-breed goal in life
  09/23/05
Why are you retiring?
azure ceo
  09/23/05
Going on vacation for a while, then starting at a firm. I'm...
Zippy half-breed goal in life
  09/23/05
too bad your supreme court clerkship dreams have washed down...
glittery carmine tanning salon private investor
  09/23/05
Indeed.
Zippy half-breed goal in life
  09/23/05
Best of luck.
azure ceo
  09/23/05
I wonder how many retirements your retirement will bring abo...
Judgmental church
  09/23/05
sounds like a good idea; i quit, too.
filthy twinkling circlehead genital piercing
  09/23/05
what are you doing over the next year career-wise?
Yellow church building
  09/23/05
NY biglaw.
Zippy half-breed goal in life
  09/23/05
transactional or lit?
Heady salmon sanctuary gaming laptop
  09/23/05
Transactional.
Zippy half-breed goal in life
  09/23/05
a vault "top 5" firm?
Yellow church building
  09/23/05
Let's say top 10. A usual suspect.
Zippy half-breed goal in life
  09/23/05
He's working at the NY office of Davis Polk & Wardwell.
glittery carmine tanning salon private investor
  09/23/05
how do you know this?
Yellow church building
  09/23/05
He can't contain his trolling.
glittery carmine tanning salon private investor
  09/23/05
...
Yellow church building
  09/23/05
i have a question: why do you think we care
Iridescent Area
  09/23/05
I don't think you care.
Zippy half-breed goal in life
  09/23/05
Maybe you care to the extent he won't be around to fucking p...
glittery carmine tanning salon private investor
  09/23/05
um, how has he pizzoeeewne3d me, you dumb spic
Iridescent Area
  09/23/05
Gee, I guess you forgot earlier this week when the whole boa...
glittery carmine tanning salon private investor
  09/23/05
too bad i dont do that and never have but yes, i suppose ...
Iridescent Area
  09/23/05
Right, and you're still trying to defend yourself with "...
glittery carmine tanning salon private investor
  09/23/05
so, to go along with this stereotypical line of thinking, i ...
Iridescent Area
  09/23/05
I'm hispanic? I guess I wouldn't expect a terd-eater to rea...
glittery carmine tanning salon private investor
  09/23/05
so this is the type of humor that passes as wit in law schoo...
Iridescent Area
  09/23/05
Maybe, but at least I don't eat terds out of the library toi...
glittery carmine tanning salon private investor
  09/23/05
you really should consider it i feel it would give your p...
Iridescent Area
  09/23/05
this is some funny shit. (for the record terd is not a word...
Hideous submissive piazza karate
  09/23/05
Turd? Ok, I'll take your wurd.
glittery carmine tanning salon private investor
  09/23/05
another gem*........ ...
Iridescent Area
  09/23/05
rude. thanks for the good and interesting contributions r...
multi-colored buck-toothed ladyboy menage
  09/23/05
That's really too bad. Who's your successor?
Mind-boggling laser beams trust fund
  09/23/05
when sucking dick, dear boy, you want to make sure to leave ...
Iridescent Area
  09/23/05
Didn't you get full-on pwn3d the other day?
Mind-boggling laser beams trust fund
  09/23/05
also, it is vital that you not talk during this course of ev...
Iridescent Area
  09/23/05
See you in rehab.
Brilliant twisted legend meetinghouse
  09/23/05
Yeah. Look for anonymous "Davis Polk associate taking ...
Zippy half-breed goal in life
  09/23/05
are you married? do you have a SO?
Yellow church building
  09/23/05
What do you think of these 2d Cir. judges -- Sack, Katzmann,...
cyan medicated jewess
  09/23/05
Soto and then the rest about the same.
glittery carmine tanning salon private investor
  09/23/05
They're all high-quality, and all jockeying to be feeders. ...
Zippy half-breed goal in life
  09/23/05
any opinion on Wesley, Straub, BD parker?
stubborn indian lodge
  09/23/05
They're not as brand-name as the others, and I know less abo...
Zippy half-breed goal in life
  09/23/05
any nominations for your successor as "Poster who actua...
stubborn indian lodge
  09/23/05
If Sexpert and Hanna can post while clerking, then them. Fi...
Zippy half-breed goal in life
  09/23/05
i find you generally more knowledgeable than Sexpert and Han...
stubborn indian lodge
  09/23/05
hanna's horrible
Thriller Azn Cuck
  09/23/05
renada does little more than riff and occasionally comment o...
Mind-boggling laser beams trust fund
  09/23/05
BAFF.
Yellow church building
  09/23/05
does BAFF even post? it could be his time.
stubborn indian lodge
  09/23/05
He only posts on LSD.
Yellow church building
  09/23/05
This board is going to hell. Maybe it's time for me to step...
Vigorous Puppy Turdskin
  09/23/05
Retirement = retiring a current screen name So there's no...
bronze place of business
  09/23/05
Best o' luck. I hate to see an old-timer go, although having...
marvelous lime plaza roommate
  09/23/05
Very possibly. Really, I'm just going to stop posting at wo...
Zippy half-breed goal in life
  09/23/05
na na na na.....
Thriller Azn Cuck
  09/23/05
Sorry to see you go, man, but I understand the time crunch t...
Low-t Casino Mood
  09/23/05
Thanks. Do you plan to stick around while working?
Zippy half-breed goal in life
  09/23/05
Probably not, for the same reasons you mentioned. I've neve...
Low-t Casino Mood
  09/23/05
Yeah, I suspect that describes me too, I just wanted to bask...
Zippy half-breed goal in life
  09/23/05
I can understand the urge. You certainly deserve some credi...
Low-t Casino Mood
  09/23/05
I started here as a 1L, in fall 2001.
Zippy half-breed goal in life
  09/23/05
how old are you?
claret swashbuckling striped hyena chapel
  09/23/05
Sorry to see you go, your posts have been very helpful to me...
razzle-dazzle useless brakes
  09/23/05
No, always planning to do corporate.
Zippy half-breed goal in life
  09/23/05
Good luck why did you decide to sell out?
claret swashbuckling striped hyena chapel
  09/23/05
Loans.
Zippy half-breed goal in life
  09/23/05
Yo!! Wise one. Before you leave counsel me on this situat...
electric field rigor
  09/23/05
dude arent you a 1L at usc?
claret swashbuckling striped hyena chapel
  09/23/05
no. 2L
electric field rigor
  09/23/05
heh. i thought you just chose usc over ucla?
claret swashbuckling striped hyena chapel
  09/23/05
nope. did that last year. i did talk about it recently on th...
electric field rigor
  09/23/05
how do you like it? what did you do 1L summer? how old are...
claret swashbuckling striped hyena chapel
  09/23/05
love it. also undergrad. too much fun. addictive. plenty eas...
electric field rigor
  09/23/05
do you love law or law school or both? are you on scholarsh...
claret swashbuckling striped hyena chapel
  09/23/05
as long as i get to go out on the weekends and try and hook ...
electric field rigor
  09/23/05
cool. hooking up with law or college chicks?
claret swashbuckling striped hyena chapel
  09/23/05
mostly juniors/seniors. the crowd that were freshmen when i ...
electric field rigor
  09/23/05
what do you look like?
claret swashbuckling striped hyena chapel
  09/23/05
are you trying to out me
electric field rigor
  09/23/05
no... i'm just wondering what you look like
claret swashbuckling striped hyena chapel
  09/23/05
what city are you in. do you go to usc. don't tell me you ...
electric field rigor
  09/23/05
san diego i know a bit about usc tho i'm not that guy...
claret swashbuckling striped hyena chapel
  09/23/05
ok. tan. tall enough. crazy unwashed mohawk type spiky hair...
electric field rigor
  09/23/05
how did you get that hot chick?
claret swashbuckling striped hyena chapel
  09/23/05
be polite, smile, compliment, buy drinks (lots), make them ...
electric field rigor
  09/23/05
The hiring partner rarely has all *that* much control over w...
Zippy half-breed goal in life
  09/23/05
how old are you?
claret swashbuckling striped hyena chapel
  09/23/05
Why are you so interested in this? I'm old enough that I ...
Zippy half-breed goal in life
  09/23/05
Just curious duder
claret swashbuckling striped hyena chapel
  09/23/05
i figured. i am just going through the expected motions. lo...
electric field rigor
  09/23/05
good luck! thanks for your reasoned input throughout pr and...
deep khaki toilet seat corn cake
  09/23/05
I take it that your SCOTUS clerkship search didn't pan out, ...
Yellow church building
  09/23/05
Maybe in a year or two I'll come back with comments on the S...
Zippy half-breed goal in life
  09/23/05
how old are you?
claret swashbuckling striped hyena chapel
  09/23/05
let me guess, he's around 28?
Yellow church building
  09/23/05
how old are you?
claret swashbuckling striped hyena chapel
  09/23/05
Okay, you? Off my thread.
Zippy half-breed goal in life
  09/23/05
?
claret swashbuckling striped hyena chapel
  09/23/05
Why won't you answer the question?
lavender nighttime personal credit line therapy
  09/23/05
considering that there are about 3 million people of each ye...
Yellow church building
  09/23/05
Exactly.
lavender nighttime personal credit line therapy
  09/23/05
i'm 24.
Yellow church building
  09/23/05
me too
claret swashbuckling striped hyena chapel
  09/23/05
I'm 22, although most people think that I look between 14-18...
lavender nighttime personal credit line therapy
  09/23/05
nope.
Yellow church building
  09/23/05
What was your favorite class during ls? Who are some of your...
lavender nighttime personal credit line therapy
  09/23/05
I don't really remember having any classes that I loved. I ...
Zippy half-breed goal in life
  09/23/05
That last sentence is a fragment.
passionate insanely creepy locus boltzmann
  09/23/05
;( good luck wih everything
Stimulating scarlet base athletic conference
  09/23/05
You should come back in a year and give us the real deal abo...
Sticky comical pozpig
  09/23/05
I'll still be here to dole out sage wisdom.
cordovan pea-brained bbw
  09/23/05
Excellent. I leave the board in good robot-hands.
Zippy half-breed goal in life
  09/23/05
Evan-2001 is a robot. I'm nothing but a marginally more pres...
cordovan pea-brained bbw
  09/23/05
*lowers car antenna to half-mast* O robot-commander my ro...
Walnut nursing home knife
  09/23/05
Thank God. Nobody fucking cares. And good riddance, asshol...
hairraiser kitty
  09/23/05
apparently you cared enuf to bump this thread.
Yellow church building
  09/23/05
I cared enuf to let this guy know that nobody fucking cares....
hairraiser kitty
  09/23/05
how's he a 'tool'?
Yellow church building
  09/23/05
Like I said, he's a troll who says the same shit over and ov...
hairraiser kitty
  09/23/05
I don't know anything about him personally, although it seem...
Mind-boggling laser beams trust fund
  09/24/05
really, like what?
hairraiser kitty
  09/24/05
Like what circuits are more or less competitive for obtainin...
Mind-boggling laser beams trust fund
  09/24/05
ok. good for you.
hairraiser kitty
  09/24/05
like i said, he may offer helpful ls/ law career advice, but...
hairraiser kitty
  09/24/05
...
Yellow church building
  09/24/05
...
Mind-boggling laser beams trust fund
  09/24/05
for me to know and you to (not) find out.
Yellow church building
  09/24/05
...
Mind-boggling laser beams trust fund
  09/24/05
thou must speaketh His name in hushed tones.
Yellow church building
  09/24/05
it wasnt particularly interesting or at all salacious. youre...
Primrose blathering coffee pot
  09/24/05
and you're a heathen infidel!!!
Yellow church building
  09/24/05


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Date: September 23rd, 2005 10:54 AM
Author: Zippy half-breed goal in life

I probably won't be able to quit this board cold turkey, but after this week I don't expect to be posting regularly. So, it's been nice knowing you, imaginary people. Taking questions etc.

BTW, I will probably continue to monitor rk982@yahoo.com for a while, if anyone has any interesting advice-related questions for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886264)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 10:54 AM
Author: azure ceo

Why are you retiring?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886270)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 10:57 AM
Author: Zippy half-breed goal in life

Going on vacation for a while, then starting at a firm. I'm not going to post from my firm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886278)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 10:57 AM
Author: glittery carmine tanning salon private investor

too bad your supreme court clerkship dreams have washed down the drain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886283)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 10:58 AM
Author: Zippy half-breed goal in life

Indeed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886289)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 11:09 AM
Author: azure ceo

Best of luck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886353)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 10:55 AM
Author: Judgmental church

I wonder how many retirements your retirement will bring about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886273)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 11:50 AM
Author: filthy twinkling circlehead genital piercing

sounds like a good idea; i quit, too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886396)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 10:56 AM
Author: Yellow church building

what are you doing over the next year career-wise?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886277)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 10:57 AM
Author: Zippy half-breed goal in life

NY biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886281)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 10:59 AM
Author: Heady salmon sanctuary gaming laptop

transactional or lit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886296)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 10:59 AM
Author: Zippy half-breed goal in life

Transactional.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886298)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 11:00 AM
Author: Yellow church building

a vault "top 5" firm?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886301)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 11:01 AM
Author: Zippy half-breed goal in life

Let's say top 10. A usual suspect.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886309)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 10:58 AM
Author: glittery carmine tanning salon private investor

He's working at the NY office of Davis Polk & Wardwell.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886293)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 11:01 AM
Author: Yellow church building

how do you know this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886308)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 11:01 AM
Author: glittery carmine tanning salon private investor

He can't contain his trolling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886310)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 11:02 AM
Author: Yellow church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886319)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 10:56 AM
Author: Iridescent Area

i have a question: why do you think we care

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886276)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 10:57 AM
Author: Zippy half-breed goal in life

I don't think you care.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886279)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 10:58 AM
Author: glittery carmine tanning salon private investor

Maybe you care to the extent he won't be around to fucking pizzzoeeew3n you on here any more.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886288)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 10:58 AM
Author: Iridescent Area

um, how has he pizzoeeewne3d me, you dumb spic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886295)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 10:59 AM
Author: glittery carmine tanning salon private investor

Gee, I guess you forgot earlier this week when the whole board laughed at his PWN3ing you over your eating big logs of football terd?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886299)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 11:02 AM
Author: Iridescent Area

too bad i dont do that and never have

but yes, i suppose if youc onsdier makign stale, steroetypical jokes about me (jokes any idiot could come up with) pwn3ing me, then yes, he pwn3d me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886318)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 11:03 AM
Author: glittery carmine tanning salon private investor

Right, and you're still trying to defend yourself with "I don't eat football terds." PWN!!!43D!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886323)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 11:04 AM
Author: Iridescent Area

so, to go along with this stereotypical line of thinking, i suppose you, as a hispanic, work a menial $5/hr job as a day laborer

see how funny that was?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886327)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 11:06 AM
Author: glittery carmine tanning salon private investor

I'm hispanic? I guess I wouldn't expect a terd-eater to realize I am using an athlete's name. Have fun getting picked last in gym class and then eating football terds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886335)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 11:08 AM
Author: Iridescent Area

so this is the type of humor that passes as wit in law school these days

no wodner half of you biglaw drones are miserable, desperate, and lonely

you have awful personalities

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886344)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 11:09 AM
Author: glittery carmine tanning salon private investor

Maybe, but at least I don't eat terds out of the library toilet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886349)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 11:10 AM
Author: Iridescent Area

you really should consider it

i feel it would give your personality a new dimension.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886355)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 11:05 AM
Author: Hideous submissive piazza karate

this is some funny shit. (for the record terd is not a word)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886333)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 11:06 AM
Author: glittery carmine tanning salon private investor

Turd? Ok, I'll take your wurd.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886338)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 11:09 AM
Author: Iridescent Area

another gem*........

*where gem = fucking retarded post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886347)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 10:58 AM
Author: multi-colored buck-toothed ladyboy menage

rude.

thanks for the good and interesting contributions rk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886294)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 10:57 AM
Author: Mind-boggling laser beams trust fund

That's really too bad. Who's your successor?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886280)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 10:58 AM
Author: Iridescent Area

when sucking dick, dear boy, you want to make sure to leave the teeth out of the operation

imagine yoruself as a toothless whore...toothless whore...toothless whore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886285)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 11:01 AM
Author: Mind-boggling laser beams trust fund

Didn't you get full-on pwn3d the other day?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886305)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 11:01 AM
Author: Iridescent Area

also, it is vital that you not talk during this course of events

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886312)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 10:58 AM
Author: Brilliant twisted legend meetinghouse

See you in rehab.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886291)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 11:00 AM
Author: Zippy half-breed goal in life

Yeah. Look for anonymous "Davis Polk associate taking questions" threads in a few months.

[Just to be clear, I'm playing with Edgar's assumption that I'll be at DPW. I have not said what firm I'll be at.]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886302)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 11:00 AM
Author: Yellow church building

are you married? do you have a SO?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886304)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 11:02 AM
Author: cyan medicated jewess

What do you think of these 2d Cir. judges -- Sack, Katzmann, Raggi, Sotomayor, Jacobs? How would you rank them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886313)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 11:04 AM
Author: glittery carmine tanning salon private investor

Soto and then the rest about the same.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886326)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 11:04 AM
Author: Zippy half-breed goal in life

They're all high-quality, and all jockeying to be feeders. Sack and Sotomayor have probably made the biggest names for themselves so far (as clerk magnets and feeders, not as judges), while Jacobs is probably the least likely to feed, but they're all reasonably close. Raggi is in Brooklyn, which might be annoying. Sotomayor is perhaps less pleasant to clerk for than the others, though reviews are mixed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886328)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 11:08 AM
Author: stubborn indian lodge

any opinion on Wesley, Straub, BD parker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886340)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 11:09 AM
Author: Zippy half-breed goal in life

They're not as brand-name as the others, and I know less about them, but they're all fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886354)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 11:02 AM
Author: stubborn indian lodge

any nominations for your successor as "Poster who actually knows a lot and gives good advice"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886314)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 11:03 AM
Author: Zippy half-breed goal in life

If Sexpert and Hanna can post while clerking, then them. Fiver is brilliant and knowledgeable but doesn't post much. Oh, and Renada is great, although he's more of an aphorist than a real advisor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886321)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 11:05 AM
Author: stubborn indian lodge

i find you generally more knowledgeable than Sexpert and Hanna, though I haven't seen much of their work. I don't know who Fiver is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886329)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 3:43 PM
Author: Thriller Azn Cuck

hanna's horrible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887856)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 11:04 PM
Author: Mind-boggling laser beams trust fund

renada does little more than riff and occasionally comment on firms. hanna is worthless.

"fiver"? doesn't ring a bell.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3891294)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 11:03 AM
Author: Yellow church building

BAFF.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886322)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 11:05 AM
Author: stubborn indian lodge

does BAFF even post? it could be his time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886331)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 11:08 AM
Author: Yellow church building

He only posts on LSD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886342)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 11:41 AM
Author: Vigorous Puppy Turdskin

This board is going to hell.

Maybe it's time for me to step up to the plate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886366)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 11:44 AM
Author: bronze place of business

Retirement = retiring a current screen name

So there's no need for an official announcement. Hope this helps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886376)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 11:45 AM
Author: marvelous lime plaza roommate

Best o' luck. I hate to see an old-timer go, although having "retired" about 15 times myself I fully expect to see you around next Wednesday at the latest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886381)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 11:46 AM
Author: Zippy half-breed goal in life

Very possibly. Really, I'm just going to stop posting at work, and I'm going to be at work a lot, so I don't really want to spend my free time posting. But that doesn't mean I won't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886382)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 11:46 AM
Author: Thriller Azn Cuck

na na na na.....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886383)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 1:42 PM
Author: Low-t Casino Mood

Sorry to see you go, man, but I understand the time crunch thing. Good luck at your new job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886994)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:02 PM
Author: Zippy half-breed goal in life

Thanks. Do you plan to stick around while working?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887128)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:04 PM
Author: Low-t Casino Mood

Probably not, for the same reasons you mentioned. I've never posted from a firm and don't expect to in the future, and I suspect I won't have a lot of free time to troll the board. I won't formally retire, I probably just won't be around very much.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887156)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:05 PM
Author: Zippy half-breed goal in life

Yeah, I suspect that describes me too, I just wanted to bask a little before scaling back my posting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887164)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:07 PM
Author: Low-t Casino Mood

I can understand the urge. You certainly deserve some credit for giving out sound advice for god only knows how many years. ;) How long have you been here, anyway? I think you were here before me...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887181)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:13 PM
Author: Zippy half-breed goal in life

I started here as a 1L, in fall 2001.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887227)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:14 PM
Author: claret swashbuckling striped hyena chapel

how old are you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887234)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 1:53 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle useless brakes

Sorry to see you go, your posts have been very helpful to me in the past.

By the way, I thought you were going into Litigation - did this change, or have you always planned on doing transactional work?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887064)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:02 PM
Author: Zippy half-breed goal in life

No, always planning to do corporate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887139)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 1:54 PM
Author: claret swashbuckling striped hyena chapel

Good luck

why did you decide to sell out?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887075)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:03 PM
Author: Zippy half-breed goal in life

Loans.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887143)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 1:58 PM
Author: electric field rigor

Yo!! Wise one.

Before you leave counsel me on this situation:

Callback at a totally reach firm. I found out i interviewed with the hiring partner on campus and for some reason he liked me; sat at his table at a subsequent dinner, made him laugh, etc.

How much does this help at my callback; or will i eventually get PWNED. Grades are good enough so those presitge whores won't feel like compromising thier lofty principles. At the same time no slam dunk. i need so extra support

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887100)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 1:59 PM
Author: claret swashbuckling striped hyena chapel

dude arent you a 1L at usc?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887109)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 1:59 PM
Author: electric field rigor

no. 2L

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887112)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:00 PM
Author: claret swashbuckling striped hyena chapel

heh.

i thought you just chose usc over ucla?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887115)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:00 PM
Author: electric field rigor

nope. did that last year. i did talk about it recently on the board

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887119)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:02 PM
Author: claret swashbuckling striped hyena chapel

how do you like it?

what did you do 1L summer?

how old are you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887127)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:05 PM
Author: electric field rigor

love it. also undergrad. too much fun. addictive. plenty easy pussy etc.

boutique litigation firm. good enough pay. interesting work.

23

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887165)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:06 PM
Author: claret swashbuckling striped hyena chapel

do you love law or law school or both?

are you on scholarship?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887171)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:10 PM
Author: electric field rigor

as long as i get to go out on the weekends and try and hook up with chicks i don't care. i'll do anything during the week and love it. Right now i love law and law school coz i've been hooking up consistently. In January i hated it--long dry streak.

dad=pay=scholarship in a sense

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887212)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:11 PM
Author: claret swashbuckling striped hyena chapel

cool.

hooking up with law or college chicks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887216)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:13 PM
Author: electric field rigor

mostly juniors/seniors. the crowd that were freshmen when i was a senior.

also, i am getting into the 25-30 range. something more to talk about then the staple " Oh my god! Did you hear, Jane got a tatoo of a spider on her butt."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887230)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:14 PM
Author: claret swashbuckling striped hyena chapel

what do you look like?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887239)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:16 PM
Author: electric field rigor

are you trying to out me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887255)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:17 PM
Author: claret swashbuckling striped hyena chapel

no...

i'm just wondering what you look like

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887260)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:18 PM
Author: electric field rigor

what city are you in. do you go to usc. don't tell me you are that creepy looking dude right across from me in the computer lab

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887270)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:19 PM
Author: claret swashbuckling striped hyena chapel

san diego

i know a bit about usc tho

i'm not that guy...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887278)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:24 PM
Author: electric field rigor

ok. tan. tall enough. crazy unwashed mohawk type spiky hair. last week i hooked up with a hot chick who told me my features blend perfectly. my ego is really hight from that right now.

but i suspect i will get shot down tonight by some mediocre skank returning my self-esteem back to normal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887321)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:25 PM
Author: claret swashbuckling striped hyena chapel

how did you get that hot chick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887331)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:27 PM
Author: electric field rigor

be polite, smile, compliment, buy drinks (lots), make them talk about thier dreams and play the odds...go after every single girl at the place; but do it in a classy way.

also, and i should be telling myself this, dont get too wasted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887354)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:01 PM
Author: Zippy half-breed goal in life

The hiring partner rarely has all *that* much control over who gets hired, but this is obviously a good thing. I don't know what you want me to say beyond that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887124)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:03 PM
Author: claret swashbuckling striped hyena chapel

how old are you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887146)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:15 PM
Author: Zippy half-breed goal in life

Why are you so interested in this?

I'm old enough that I shouldn't be posting on an internet message board, anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887242)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:18 PM
Author: claret swashbuckling striped hyena chapel

Just curious duder

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887268)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:04 PM
Author: electric field rigor

i figured. i am just going through the expected motions. looking for some assurance to calm me down.

Fuck it!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887154)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:02 PM
Author: deep khaki toilet seat corn cake

good luck! thanks for your reasoned input throughout pr and xoxohth. maybe we'll see you on the 6 train.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887136)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:03 PM
Author: Yellow church building

I take it that your SCOTUS clerkship search didn't pan out, since you're working for a firm this coming year. Did you at least get some interviews? Are you applying or planning on reapplying to the SCOTUS at some point in the future?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887149)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:13 PM
Author: Zippy half-breed goal in life

Maybe in a year or two I'll come back with comments on the SCOTUS process, but I'm not saying anything for now. Sorry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887232)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:15 PM
Author: claret swashbuckling striped hyena chapel

how old are you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887241)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:19 PM
Author: Yellow church building

let me guess, he's around 28?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887280)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:20 PM
Author: claret swashbuckling striped hyena chapel

how old are you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887283)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:22 PM
Author: Zippy half-breed goal in life

Okay, you? Off my thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887296)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:22 PM
Author: claret swashbuckling striped hyena chapel

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887302)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:23 PM
Author: lavender nighttime personal credit line therapy

Why won't you answer the question?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887307)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:24 PM
Author: Yellow church building

considering that there are about 3 million people of each year age cohort in the US, revealing his age would hardly result in him outing himself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887320)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:25 PM
Author: lavender nighttime personal credit line therapy

Exactly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887328)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:22 PM
Author: Yellow church building

i'm 24.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887299)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:22 PM
Author: claret swashbuckling striped hyena chapel

me too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887305)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:29 PM
Author: lavender nighttime personal credit line therapy

I'm 22, although most people think that I look between 14-18 years old....

Are you in ls?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887370)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:29 PM
Author: Yellow church building

nope.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887372)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:22 PM
Author: lavender nighttime personal credit line therapy

What was your favorite class during ls? Who are some of your favorite musicians?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887298)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:29 PM
Author: Zippy half-breed goal in life

I don't really remember having any classes that I loved. I liked Tax; Fed Courts was interesting; my Crim prof was pretty good, but nothing really sticks out.

I don't know. Usual 90s-alternative stuff, Pixies and Pavement and so forth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887368)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:27 PM
Author: passionate insanely creepy locus boltzmann

That last sentence is a fragment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887350)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:36 PM
Author: Stimulating scarlet base athletic conference

;(

good luck wih everything

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887411)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:38 PM
Author: Sticky comical pozpig

You should come back in a year and give us the real deal about BIGLAW and the hours. You're probably the only poster that I would deem credible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887430)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 3:31 PM
Author: cordovan pea-brained bbw

I'll still be here to dole out sage wisdom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887778)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 3:34 PM
Author: Zippy half-breed goal in life

Excellent. I leave the board in good robot-hands.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887802)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 3:35 PM
Author: cordovan pea-brained bbw

Evan-2001 is a robot. I'm nothing but a marginally more prestigious human.

Good luck at your less prestigious firm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887806)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 9:59 PM
Author: Walnut nursing home knife

*lowers car antenna to half-mast*

O robot-commander my robot commander! You’ve fallen cold and short of electricity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3890832)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 11:51 PM
Author: hairraiser kitty

Thank God. Nobody fucking cares. And good riddance, asshole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3891661)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 11:52 PM
Author: Yellow church building

apparently you cared enuf to bump this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3891667)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 11:55 PM
Author: hairraiser kitty

I cared enuf to let this guy know that nobody fucking cares. He's stupid. This guy's been posting here forever and he's a fucking nobody. He never says anything really interesting he's just a fucking drone.

He may be somewhat helpful to law people and shit b/c he can give generic recycled advice every body and their mother can give, but otherwise he's just a huge tool.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3891679)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 11:56 PM
Author: Yellow church building

how's he a 'tool'?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3891685)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 11:59 PM
Author: hairraiser kitty

Like I said, he's a troll who says the same shit over and over again. I don't know anything about his law school achievements, maybe he graduated in top 10%, 5% or something. But shit, hundreds of people do that every year in the top 6-8 schools. Otherwise, he's really nothing special. As an example of his toolishness, he's always saying the same shit about PE and IB, and nothing that he says is anything that you can't get from reading the Vault guide or something. He offers no original perspective or no original thinking. Simply put, he's just your standard white boy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3891697)





Date: September 24th, 2005 12:17 AM
Author: Mind-boggling laser beams trust fund

I don't know anything about him personally, although it seems pretty clear he's a 2004 grad of HLS.

But I don't give a fuck about where he went to school or how well he did. He's always given spectacularly helpful answers to questions about law school, clerkships, and biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3891819)





Date: September 24th, 2005 12:18 AM
Author: hairraiser kitty

really, like what?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3891830)





Date: September 24th, 2005 12:20 AM
Author: Mind-boggling laser beams trust fund

Like what circuits are more or less competitive for obtaining clerkships, which judges are feeders, what sequence of courses someone looking to do tax law should take, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3891851)





Date: September 24th, 2005 12:21 AM
Author: hairraiser kitty

ok. good for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3891863)





Date: September 24th, 2005 12:24 AM
Author: hairraiser kitty

like i said, he may offer helpful ls/ law career advice, but my feeling is that nothing he says here is anything you can't get from some other easy to get source, like a fucking classmate sitting right next to you or something. but whatever, i mean i really can't relate so i can see why you would say that. i've been interested in other things and people who were boring otherwise have offered great advice about careers, so good for you, and him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3891883)





Date: September 24th, 2005 12:18 AM
Author: Yellow church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3891833)





Date: September 24th, 2005 12:20 AM
Author: Mind-boggling laser beams trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3891854)





Date: September 24th, 2005 12:21 AM
Author: Yellow church building

for me to know and you to (not) find out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3891864)





Date: September 24th, 2005 12:23 AM
Author: Mind-boggling laser beams trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3891876)





Date: September 24th, 2005 12:23 AM
Author: Yellow church building

thou must speaketh His name in hushed tones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3891879)





Date: September 24th, 2005 12:31 AM
Author: Primrose blathering coffee pot

it wasnt particularly interesting or at all salacious. youre an idiot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3891962)





Date: September 24th, 2005 12:32 AM
Author: Yellow church building

and you're a heathen infidel!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3891968)