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rk982 retiring

I probably won't be able to quit this board cold turkey, but...
aromatic native
  09/23/05
Why are you retiring?
Exciting mother principal's office
  09/23/05
Going on vacation for a while, then starting at a firm. I'm...
aromatic native
  09/23/05
too bad your supreme court clerkship dreams have washed down...
insecure lay blood rage
  09/23/05
Indeed.
aromatic native
  09/23/05
Best of luck.
Exciting mother principal's office
  09/23/05
I wonder how many retirements your retirement will bring abo...
alcoholic turdskin
  09/23/05
sounds like a good idea; i quit, too.
Silver Thriller Roommate Kitchen
  09/23/05
what are you doing over the next year career-wise?
mauve provocative organic girlfriend
  09/23/05
NY biglaw.
aromatic native
  09/23/05
transactional or lit?
Grizzly Rigpig State
  09/23/05
Transactional.
aromatic native
  09/23/05
a vault "top 5" firm?
mauve provocative organic girlfriend
  09/23/05
Let's say top 10. A usual suspect.
aromatic native
  09/23/05
He's working at the NY office of Davis Polk & Wardwell.
insecure lay blood rage
  09/23/05
how do you know this?
mauve provocative organic girlfriend
  09/23/05
He can't contain his trolling.
insecure lay blood rage
  09/23/05
...
mauve provocative organic girlfriend
  09/23/05
i have a question: why do you think we care
talented abnormal toaster stage
  09/23/05
I don't think you care.
aromatic native
  09/23/05
Maybe you care to the extent he won't be around to fucking p...
insecure lay blood rage
  09/23/05
um, how has he pizzoeeewne3d me, you dumb spic
talented abnormal toaster stage
  09/23/05
Gee, I guess you forgot earlier this week when the whole boa...
insecure lay blood rage
  09/23/05
too bad i dont do that and never have but yes, i suppose ...
talented abnormal toaster stage
  09/23/05
Right, and you're still trying to defend yourself with "...
insecure lay blood rage
  09/23/05
so, to go along with this stereotypical line of thinking, i ...
talented abnormal toaster stage
  09/23/05
I'm hispanic? I guess I wouldn't expect a terd-eater to rea...
insecure lay blood rage
  09/23/05
so this is the type of humor that passes as wit in law schoo...
talented abnormal toaster stage
  09/23/05
Maybe, but at least I don't eat terds out of the library toi...
insecure lay blood rage
  09/23/05
you really should consider it i feel it would give your p...
talented abnormal toaster stage
  09/23/05
this is some funny shit. (for the record terd is not a word...
impressive excitant travel guidebook ratface
  09/23/05
Turd? Ok, I'll take your wurd.
insecure lay blood rage
  09/23/05
another gem*........ ...
talented abnormal toaster stage
  09/23/05
rude. thanks for the good and interesting contributions r...
ocher fragrant wrinkle tank
  09/23/05
That's really too bad. Who's your successor?
Comical erotic step-uncle's house
  09/23/05
when sucking dick, dear boy, you want to make sure to leave ...
talented abnormal toaster stage
  09/23/05
Didn't you get full-on pwn3d the other day?
Comical erotic step-uncle's house
  09/23/05
also, it is vital that you not talk during this course of ev...
talented abnormal toaster stage
  09/23/05
See you in rehab.
disturbing hell
  09/23/05
Yeah. Look for anonymous "Davis Polk associate taking ...
aromatic native
  09/23/05
are you married? do you have a SO?
mauve provocative organic girlfriend
  09/23/05
What do you think of these 2d Cir. judges -- Sack, Katzmann,...
Sexy Pontificating Corn Cake Main People
  09/23/05
Soto and then the rest about the same.
insecure lay blood rage
  09/23/05
They're all high-quality, and all jockeying to be feeders. ...
aromatic native
  09/23/05
any opinion on Wesley, Straub, BD parker?
Claret mildly autistic address
  09/23/05
They're not as brand-name as the others, and I know less abo...
aromatic native
  09/23/05
any nominations for your successor as "Poster who actua...
Claret mildly autistic address
  09/23/05
If Sexpert and Hanna can post while clerking, then them. Fi...
aromatic native
  09/23/05
i find you generally more knowledgeable than Sexpert and Han...
Claret mildly autistic address
  09/23/05
hanna's horrible
heady center newt
  09/23/05
renada does little more than riff and occasionally comment o...
Comical erotic step-uncle's house
  09/23/05
BAFF.
mauve provocative organic girlfriend
  09/23/05
does BAFF even post? it could be his time.
Claret mildly autistic address
  09/23/05
He only posts on LSD.
mauve provocative organic girlfriend
  09/23/05
This board is going to hell. Maybe it's time for me to step...
Misunderstood mentally impaired site reading party
  09/23/05
Retirement = retiring a current screen name So there's no...
indigo stirring hominid
  09/23/05
Best o' luck. I hate to see an old-timer go, although having...
chest-beating crusty library messiness
  09/23/05
Very possibly. Really, I'm just going to stop posting at wo...
aromatic native
  09/23/05
na na na na.....
heady center newt
  09/23/05
Sorry to see you go, man, but I understand the time crunch t...
Glassy crawly garrison
  09/23/05
Thanks. Do you plan to stick around while working?
aromatic native
  09/23/05
Probably not, for the same reasons you mentioned. I've neve...
Glassy crawly garrison
  09/23/05
Yeah, I suspect that describes me too, I just wanted to bask...
aromatic native
  09/23/05
I can understand the urge. You certainly deserve some credi...
Glassy crawly garrison
  09/23/05
I started here as a 1L, in fall 2001.
aromatic native
  09/23/05
how old are you?
Anal ebony range
  09/23/05
Sorry to see you go, your posts have been very helpful to me...
exhilarant pearly genital piercing
  09/23/05
No, always planning to do corporate.
aromatic native
  09/23/05
Good luck why did you decide to sell out?
Anal ebony range
  09/23/05
Loans.
aromatic native
  09/23/05
Yo!! Wise one. Before you leave counsel me on this situat...
boyish point idiot
  09/23/05
dude arent you a 1L at usc?
Anal ebony range
  09/23/05
no. 2L
boyish point idiot
  09/23/05
heh. i thought you just chose usc over ucla?
Anal ebony range
  09/23/05
nope. did that last year. i did talk about it recently on th...
boyish point idiot
  09/23/05
how do you like it? what did you do 1L summer? how old are...
Anal ebony range
  09/23/05
love it. also undergrad. too much fun. addictive. plenty eas...
boyish point idiot
  09/23/05
do you love law or law school or both? are you on scholarsh...
Anal ebony range
  09/23/05
as long as i get to go out on the weekends and try and hook ...
boyish point idiot
  09/23/05
cool. hooking up with law or college chicks?
Anal ebony range
  09/23/05
mostly juniors/seniors. the crowd that were freshmen when i ...
boyish point idiot
  09/23/05
what do you look like?
Anal ebony range
  09/23/05
are you trying to out me
boyish point idiot
  09/23/05
no... i'm just wondering what you look like
Anal ebony range
  09/23/05
what city are you in. do you go to usc. don't tell me you ...
boyish point idiot
  09/23/05
san diego i know a bit about usc tho i'm not that guy...
Anal ebony range
  09/23/05
ok. tan. tall enough. crazy unwashed mohawk type spiky hair...
boyish point idiot
  09/23/05
how did you get that hot chick?
Anal ebony range
  09/23/05
be polite, smile, compliment, buy drinks (lots), make them ...
boyish point idiot
  09/23/05
The hiring partner rarely has all *that* much control over w...
aromatic native
  09/23/05
how old are you?
Anal ebony range
  09/23/05
Why are you so interested in this? I'm old enough that I ...
aromatic native
  09/23/05
Just curious duder
Anal ebony range
  09/23/05
i figured. i am just going through the expected motions. lo...
boyish point idiot
  09/23/05
good luck! thanks for your reasoned input throughout pr and...
Diverse dilemma mad cow disease
  09/23/05
I take it that your SCOTUS clerkship search didn't pan out, ...
mauve provocative organic girlfriend
  09/23/05
Maybe in a year or two I'll come back with comments on the S...
aromatic native
  09/23/05
how old are you?
Anal ebony range
  09/23/05
let me guess, he's around 28?
mauve provocative organic girlfriend
  09/23/05
how old are you?
Anal ebony range
  09/23/05
Okay, you? Off my thread.
aromatic native
  09/23/05
?
Anal ebony range
  09/23/05
Why won't you answer the question?
Seedy Beady-eyed Regret
  09/23/05
considering that there are about 3 million people of each ye...
mauve provocative organic girlfriend
  09/23/05
Exactly.
Seedy Beady-eyed Regret
  09/23/05
i'm 24.
mauve provocative organic girlfriend
  09/23/05
me too
Anal ebony range
  09/23/05
I'm 22, although most people think that I look between 14-18...
Seedy Beady-eyed Regret
  09/23/05
nope.
mauve provocative organic girlfriend
  09/23/05
What was your favorite class during ls? Who are some of your...
Seedy Beady-eyed Regret
  09/23/05
I don't really remember having any classes that I loved. I ...
aromatic native
  09/23/05
That last sentence is a fragment.
Bistre mind-boggling chapel
  09/23/05
;( good luck wih everything
odious stead
  09/23/05
You should come back in a year and give us the real deal abo...
sickened church cumskin
  09/23/05
I'll still be here to dole out sage wisdom.
magical motley crackhouse
  09/23/05
Excellent. I leave the board in good robot-hands.
aromatic native
  09/23/05
Evan-2001 is a robot. I'm nothing but a marginally more pres...
magical motley crackhouse
  09/23/05
*lowers car antenna to half-mast* O robot-commander my ro...
impertinent jew athletic conference
  09/23/05
Thank God. Nobody fucking cares. And good riddance, asshol...
titillating cordovan immigrant casino
  09/23/05
apparently you cared enuf to bump this thread.
mauve provocative organic girlfriend
  09/23/05
I cared enuf to let this guy know that nobody fucking cares....
titillating cordovan immigrant casino
  09/23/05
how's he a 'tool'?
mauve provocative organic girlfriend
  09/23/05
Like I said, he's a troll who says the same shit over and ov...
titillating cordovan immigrant casino
  09/23/05
I don't know anything about him personally, although it seem...
Comical erotic step-uncle's house
  09/24/05
really, like what?
titillating cordovan immigrant casino
  09/24/05
Like what circuits are more or less competitive for obtainin...
Comical erotic step-uncle's house
  09/24/05
ok. good for you.
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  09/24/05
like i said, he may offer helpful ls/ law career advice, but...
titillating cordovan immigrant casino
  09/24/05
...
mauve provocative organic girlfriend
  09/24/05
...
Comical erotic step-uncle's house
  09/24/05
for me to know and you to (not) find out.
mauve provocative organic girlfriend
  09/24/05
...
Comical erotic step-uncle's house
  09/24/05
thou must speaketh His name in hushed tones.
mauve provocative organic girlfriend
  09/24/05
it wasnt particularly interesting or at all salacious. youre...
Sooty psychic
  09/24/05
and you're a heathen infidel!!!
mauve provocative organic girlfriend
  09/24/05


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Date: September 23rd, 2005 10:54 AM
Author: aromatic native

I probably won't be able to quit this board cold turkey, but after this week I don't expect to be posting regularly. So, it's been nice knowing you, imaginary people. Taking questions etc.

BTW, I will probably continue to monitor rk982@yahoo.com for a while, if anyone has any interesting advice-related questions for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886264)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 10:54 AM
Author: Exciting mother principal's office

Why are you retiring?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886270)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 10:57 AM
Author: aromatic native

Going on vacation for a while, then starting at a firm. I'm not going to post from my firm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886278)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 10:57 AM
Author: insecure lay blood rage

too bad your supreme court clerkship dreams have washed down the drain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886283)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 10:58 AM
Author: aromatic native

Indeed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886289)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 11:09 AM
Author: Exciting mother principal's office

Best of luck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886353)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 10:55 AM
Author: alcoholic turdskin

I wonder how many retirements your retirement will bring about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886273)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 11:50 AM
Author: Silver Thriller Roommate Kitchen

sounds like a good idea; i quit, too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886396)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 10:56 AM
Author: mauve provocative organic girlfriend

what are you doing over the next year career-wise?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886277)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 10:57 AM
Author: aromatic native

NY biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886281)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 10:59 AM
Author: Grizzly Rigpig State

transactional or lit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886296)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 10:59 AM
Author: aromatic native

Transactional.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886298)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 11:00 AM
Author: mauve provocative organic girlfriend

a vault "top 5" firm?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886301)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 11:01 AM
Author: aromatic native

Let's say top 10. A usual suspect.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886309)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 10:58 AM
Author: insecure lay blood rage

He's working at the NY office of Davis Polk & Wardwell.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886293)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 11:01 AM
Author: mauve provocative organic girlfriend

how do you know this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886308)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 11:01 AM
Author: insecure lay blood rage

He can't contain his trolling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886310)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 11:02 AM
Author: mauve provocative organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886319)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 10:56 AM
Author: talented abnormal toaster stage

i have a question: why do you think we care

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886276)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 10:57 AM
Author: aromatic native

I don't think you care.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886279)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 10:58 AM
Author: insecure lay blood rage

Maybe you care to the extent he won't be around to fucking pizzzoeeew3n you on here any more.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886288)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 10:58 AM
Author: talented abnormal toaster stage

um, how has he pizzoeeewne3d me, you dumb spic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886295)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 10:59 AM
Author: insecure lay blood rage

Gee, I guess you forgot earlier this week when the whole board laughed at his PWN3ing you over your eating big logs of football terd?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886299)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 11:02 AM
Author: talented abnormal toaster stage

too bad i dont do that and never have

but yes, i suppose if youc onsdier makign stale, steroetypical jokes about me (jokes any idiot could come up with) pwn3ing me, then yes, he pwn3d me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886318)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 11:03 AM
Author: insecure lay blood rage

Right, and you're still trying to defend yourself with "I don't eat football terds." PWN!!!43D!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886323)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 11:04 AM
Author: talented abnormal toaster stage

so, to go along with this stereotypical line of thinking, i suppose you, as a hispanic, work a menial $5/hr job as a day laborer

see how funny that was?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886327)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 11:06 AM
Author: insecure lay blood rage

I'm hispanic? I guess I wouldn't expect a terd-eater to realize I am using an athlete's name. Have fun getting picked last in gym class and then eating football terds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886335)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 11:08 AM
Author: talented abnormal toaster stage

so this is the type of humor that passes as wit in law school these days

no wodner half of you biglaw drones are miserable, desperate, and lonely

you have awful personalities

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886344)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 11:09 AM
Author: insecure lay blood rage

Maybe, but at least I don't eat terds out of the library toilet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886349)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 11:10 AM
Author: talented abnormal toaster stage

you really should consider it

i feel it would give your personality a new dimension.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886355)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 11:05 AM
Author: impressive excitant travel guidebook ratface

this is some funny shit. (for the record terd is not a word)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886333)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 11:06 AM
Author: insecure lay blood rage

Turd? Ok, I'll take your wurd.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886338)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 11:09 AM
Author: talented abnormal toaster stage

another gem*........

*where gem = fucking retarded post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886347)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 10:58 AM
Author: ocher fragrant wrinkle tank

rude.

thanks for the good and interesting contributions rk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886294)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 10:57 AM
Author: Comical erotic step-uncle's house

That's really too bad. Who's your successor?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886280)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 10:58 AM
Author: talented abnormal toaster stage

when sucking dick, dear boy, you want to make sure to leave the teeth out of the operation

imagine yoruself as a toothless whore...toothless whore...toothless whore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886285)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 11:01 AM
Author: Comical erotic step-uncle's house

Didn't you get full-on pwn3d the other day?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886305)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 11:01 AM
Author: talented abnormal toaster stage

also, it is vital that you not talk during this course of events

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886312)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 10:58 AM
Author: disturbing hell

See you in rehab.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886291)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 11:00 AM
Author: aromatic native

Yeah. Look for anonymous "Davis Polk associate taking questions" threads in a few months.

[Just to be clear, I'm playing with Edgar's assumption that I'll be at DPW. I have not said what firm I'll be at.]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886302)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 11:00 AM
Author: mauve provocative organic girlfriend

are you married? do you have a SO?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886304)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 11:02 AM
Author: Sexy Pontificating Corn Cake Main People

What do you think of these 2d Cir. judges -- Sack, Katzmann, Raggi, Sotomayor, Jacobs? How would you rank them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886313)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 11:04 AM
Author: insecure lay blood rage

Soto and then the rest about the same.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886326)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 11:04 AM
Author: aromatic native

They're all high-quality, and all jockeying to be feeders. Sack and Sotomayor have probably made the biggest names for themselves so far (as clerk magnets and feeders, not as judges), while Jacobs is probably the least likely to feed, but they're all reasonably close. Raggi is in Brooklyn, which might be annoying. Sotomayor is perhaps less pleasant to clerk for than the others, though reviews are mixed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886328)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 11:08 AM
Author: Claret mildly autistic address

any opinion on Wesley, Straub, BD parker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886340)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 11:09 AM
Author: aromatic native

They're not as brand-name as the others, and I know less about them, but they're all fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886354)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 11:02 AM
Author: Claret mildly autistic address

any nominations for your successor as "Poster who actually knows a lot and gives good advice"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886314)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 11:03 AM
Author: aromatic native

If Sexpert and Hanna can post while clerking, then them. Fiver is brilliant and knowledgeable but doesn't post much. Oh, and Renada is great, although he's more of an aphorist than a real advisor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886321)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 11:05 AM
Author: Claret mildly autistic address

i find you generally more knowledgeable than Sexpert and Hanna, though I haven't seen much of their work. I don't know who Fiver is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886329)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 3:43 PM
Author: heady center newt

hanna's horrible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887856)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 11:04 PM
Author: Comical erotic step-uncle's house

renada does little more than riff and occasionally comment on firms. hanna is worthless.

"fiver"? doesn't ring a bell.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3891294)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 11:03 AM
Author: mauve provocative organic girlfriend

BAFF.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886322)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 11:05 AM
Author: Claret mildly autistic address

does BAFF even post? it could be his time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886331)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 11:08 AM
Author: mauve provocative organic girlfriend

He only posts on LSD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886342)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 11:41 AM
Author: Misunderstood mentally impaired site reading party

This board is going to hell.

Maybe it's time for me to step up to the plate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886366)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 11:44 AM
Author: indigo stirring hominid

Retirement = retiring a current screen name

So there's no need for an official announcement. Hope this helps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886376)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 11:45 AM
Author: chest-beating crusty library messiness

Best o' luck. I hate to see an old-timer go, although having "retired" about 15 times myself I fully expect to see you around next Wednesday at the latest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886381)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 11:46 AM
Author: aromatic native

Very possibly. Really, I'm just going to stop posting at work, and I'm going to be at work a lot, so I don't really want to spend my free time posting. But that doesn't mean I won't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886382)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 11:46 AM
Author: heady center newt

na na na na.....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886383)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 1:42 PM
Author: Glassy crawly garrison

Sorry to see you go, man, but I understand the time crunch thing. Good luck at your new job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3886994)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:02 PM
Author: aromatic native

Thanks. Do you plan to stick around while working?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887128)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:04 PM
Author: Glassy crawly garrison

Probably not, for the same reasons you mentioned. I've never posted from a firm and don't expect to in the future, and I suspect I won't have a lot of free time to troll the board. I won't formally retire, I probably just won't be around very much.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887156)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:05 PM
Author: aromatic native

Yeah, I suspect that describes me too, I just wanted to bask a little before scaling back my posting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887164)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:07 PM
Author: Glassy crawly garrison

I can understand the urge. You certainly deserve some credit for giving out sound advice for god only knows how many years. ;) How long have you been here, anyway? I think you were here before me...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887181)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:13 PM
Author: aromatic native

I started here as a 1L, in fall 2001.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887227)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:14 PM
Author: Anal ebony range

how old are you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887234)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 1:53 PM
Author: exhilarant pearly genital piercing

Sorry to see you go, your posts have been very helpful to me in the past.

By the way, I thought you were going into Litigation - did this change, or have you always planned on doing transactional work?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887064)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:02 PM
Author: aromatic native

No, always planning to do corporate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887139)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 1:54 PM
Author: Anal ebony range

Good luck

why did you decide to sell out?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887075)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:03 PM
Author: aromatic native

Loans.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887143)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 1:58 PM
Author: boyish point idiot

Yo!! Wise one.

Before you leave counsel me on this situation:

Callback at a totally reach firm. I found out i interviewed with the hiring partner on campus and for some reason he liked me; sat at his table at a subsequent dinner, made him laugh, etc.

How much does this help at my callback; or will i eventually get PWNED. Grades are good enough so those presitge whores won't feel like compromising thier lofty principles. At the same time no slam dunk. i need so extra support

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887100)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 1:59 PM
Author: Anal ebony range

dude arent you a 1L at usc?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887109)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 1:59 PM
Author: boyish point idiot

no. 2L

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887112)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:00 PM
Author: Anal ebony range

heh.

i thought you just chose usc over ucla?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887115)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:00 PM
Author: boyish point idiot

nope. did that last year. i did talk about it recently on the board

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887119)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:02 PM
Author: Anal ebony range

how do you like it?

what did you do 1L summer?

how old are you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887127)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:05 PM
Author: boyish point idiot

love it. also undergrad. too much fun. addictive. plenty easy pussy etc.

boutique litigation firm. good enough pay. interesting work.

23

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887165)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:06 PM
Author: Anal ebony range

do you love law or law school or both?

are you on scholarship?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887171)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:10 PM
Author: boyish point idiot

as long as i get to go out on the weekends and try and hook up with chicks i don't care. i'll do anything during the week and love it. Right now i love law and law school coz i've been hooking up consistently. In January i hated it--long dry streak.

dad=pay=scholarship in a sense

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887212)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:11 PM
Author: Anal ebony range

cool.

hooking up with law or college chicks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887216)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:13 PM
Author: boyish point idiot

mostly juniors/seniors. the crowd that were freshmen when i was a senior.

also, i am getting into the 25-30 range. something more to talk about then the staple " Oh my god! Did you hear, Jane got a tatoo of a spider on her butt."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887230)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:14 PM
Author: Anal ebony range

what do you look like?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887239)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:16 PM
Author: boyish point idiot

are you trying to out me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887255)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:17 PM
Author: Anal ebony range

no...

i'm just wondering what you look like

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887260)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:18 PM
Author: boyish point idiot

what city are you in. do you go to usc. don't tell me you are that creepy looking dude right across from me in the computer lab

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887270)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:19 PM
Author: Anal ebony range

san diego

i know a bit about usc tho

i'm not that guy...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887278)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:24 PM
Author: boyish point idiot

ok. tan. tall enough. crazy unwashed mohawk type spiky hair. last week i hooked up with a hot chick who told me my features blend perfectly. my ego is really hight from that right now.

but i suspect i will get shot down tonight by some mediocre skank returning my self-esteem back to normal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887321)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:25 PM
Author: Anal ebony range

how did you get that hot chick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887331)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:27 PM
Author: boyish point idiot

be polite, smile, compliment, buy drinks (lots), make them talk about thier dreams and play the odds...go after every single girl at the place; but do it in a classy way.

also, and i should be telling myself this, dont get too wasted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887354)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:01 PM
Author: aromatic native

The hiring partner rarely has all *that* much control over who gets hired, but this is obviously a good thing. I don't know what you want me to say beyond that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887124)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:03 PM
Author: Anal ebony range

how old are you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887146)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:15 PM
Author: aromatic native

Why are you so interested in this?

I'm old enough that I shouldn't be posting on an internet message board, anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887242)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:18 PM
Author: Anal ebony range

Just curious duder

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887268)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:04 PM
Author: boyish point idiot

i figured. i am just going through the expected motions. looking for some assurance to calm me down.

Fuck it!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887154)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:02 PM
Author: Diverse dilemma mad cow disease

good luck! thanks for your reasoned input throughout pr and xoxohth. maybe we'll see you on the 6 train.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887136)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:03 PM
Author: mauve provocative organic girlfriend

I take it that your SCOTUS clerkship search didn't pan out, since you're working for a firm this coming year. Did you at least get some interviews? Are you applying or planning on reapplying to the SCOTUS at some point in the future?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887149)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:13 PM
Author: aromatic native

Maybe in a year or two I'll come back with comments on the SCOTUS process, but I'm not saying anything for now. Sorry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887232)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:15 PM
Author: Anal ebony range

how old are you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887241)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:19 PM
Author: mauve provocative organic girlfriend

let me guess, he's around 28?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887280)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:20 PM
Author: Anal ebony range

how old are you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887283)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:22 PM
Author: aromatic native

Okay, you? Off my thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887296)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:22 PM
Author: Anal ebony range

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887302)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:23 PM
Author: Seedy Beady-eyed Regret

Why won't you answer the question?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887307)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:24 PM
Author: mauve provocative organic girlfriend

considering that there are about 3 million people of each year age cohort in the US, revealing his age would hardly result in him outing himself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887320)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:25 PM
Author: Seedy Beady-eyed Regret

Exactly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887328)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:22 PM
Author: mauve provocative organic girlfriend

i'm 24.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887299)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:22 PM
Author: Anal ebony range

me too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887305)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:29 PM
Author: Seedy Beady-eyed Regret

I'm 22, although most people think that I look between 14-18 years old....

Are you in ls?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887370)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:29 PM
Author: mauve provocative organic girlfriend

nope.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887372)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:22 PM
Author: Seedy Beady-eyed Regret

What was your favorite class during ls? Who are some of your favorite musicians?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887298)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:29 PM
Author: aromatic native

I don't really remember having any classes that I loved. I liked Tax; Fed Courts was interesting; my Crim prof was pretty good, but nothing really sticks out.

I don't know. Usual 90s-alternative stuff, Pixies and Pavement and so forth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887368)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:27 PM
Author: Bistre mind-boggling chapel

That last sentence is a fragment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887350)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:36 PM
Author: odious stead

;(

good luck wih everything

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887411)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 2:38 PM
Author: sickened church cumskin

You should come back in a year and give us the real deal about BIGLAW and the hours. You're probably the only poster that I would deem credible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887430)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 3:31 PM
Author: magical motley crackhouse

I'll still be here to dole out sage wisdom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887778)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 3:34 PM
Author: aromatic native

Excellent. I leave the board in good robot-hands.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887802)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 3:35 PM
Author: magical motley crackhouse

Evan-2001 is a robot. I'm nothing but a marginally more prestigious human.

Good luck at your less prestigious firm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3887806)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 9:59 PM
Author: impertinent jew athletic conference

*lowers car antenna to half-mast*

O robot-commander my robot commander! You’ve fallen cold and short of electricity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3890832)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 11:51 PM
Author: titillating cordovan immigrant casino

Thank God. Nobody fucking cares. And good riddance, asshole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3891661)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 11:52 PM
Author: mauve provocative organic girlfriend

apparently you cared enuf to bump this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3891667)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 11:55 PM
Author: titillating cordovan immigrant casino

I cared enuf to let this guy know that nobody fucking cares. He's stupid. This guy's been posting here forever and he's a fucking nobody. He never says anything really interesting he's just a fucking drone.

He may be somewhat helpful to law people and shit b/c he can give generic recycled advice every body and their mother can give, but otherwise he's just a huge tool.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3891679)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 11:56 PM
Author: mauve provocative organic girlfriend

how's he a 'tool'?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3891685)





Date: September 23rd, 2005 11:59 PM
Author: titillating cordovan immigrant casino

Like I said, he's a troll who says the same shit over and over again. I don't know anything about his law school achievements, maybe he graduated in top 10%, 5% or something. But shit, hundreds of people do that every year in the top 6-8 schools. Otherwise, he's really nothing special. As an example of his toolishness, he's always saying the same shit about PE and IB, and nothing that he says is anything that you can't get from reading the Vault guide or something. He offers no original perspective or no original thinking. Simply put, he's just your standard white boy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3891697)





Date: September 24th, 2005 12:17 AM
Author: Comical erotic step-uncle's house

I don't know anything about him personally, although it seems pretty clear he's a 2004 grad of HLS.

But I don't give a fuck about where he went to school or how well he did. He's always given spectacularly helpful answers to questions about law school, clerkships, and biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3891819)





Date: September 24th, 2005 12:18 AM
Author: titillating cordovan immigrant casino

really, like what?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3891830)





Date: September 24th, 2005 12:20 AM
Author: Comical erotic step-uncle's house

Like what circuits are more or less competitive for obtaining clerkships, which judges are feeders, what sequence of courses someone looking to do tax law should take, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3891851)





Date: September 24th, 2005 12:21 AM
Author: titillating cordovan immigrant casino

ok. good for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3891863)





Date: September 24th, 2005 12:24 AM
Author: titillating cordovan immigrant casino

like i said, he may offer helpful ls/ law career advice, but my feeling is that nothing he says here is anything you can't get from some other easy to get source, like a fucking classmate sitting right next to you or something. but whatever, i mean i really can't relate so i can see why you would say that. i've been interested in other things and people who were boring otherwise have offered great advice about careers, so good for you, and him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3891883)





Date: September 24th, 2005 12:18 AM
Author: mauve provocative organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3891833)





Date: September 24th, 2005 12:20 AM
Author: Comical erotic step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3891854)





Date: September 24th, 2005 12:21 AM
Author: mauve provocative organic girlfriend

for me to know and you to (not) find out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3891864)





Date: September 24th, 2005 12:23 AM
Author: Comical erotic step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3891876)





Date: September 24th, 2005 12:23 AM
Author: mauve provocative organic girlfriend

thou must speaketh His name in hushed tones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3891879)





Date: September 24th, 2005 12:31 AM
Author: Sooty psychic

it wasnt particularly interesting or at all salacious. youre an idiot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3891962)





Date: September 24th, 2005 12:32 AM
Author: mauve provocative organic girlfriend

and you're a heathen infidel!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2#3891968)