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Submissive Maroon Famous Landscape Painting Love Of Her Life
  09/23/14
what's black and white and read all over
wonderful demanding volcanic crater mother
  09/23/14
newspaper?
Submissive Maroon Famous Landscape Painting Love Of Her Life
  09/23/14
Yes. That one's like 100 years old
iridescent know-it-all office liquid oxygen
  09/23/14
im not that up to date on riddles bro
Submissive Maroon Famous Landscape Painting Love Of Her Life
  09/23/14
holy shit i am just now getting this one after having heard ...
Thriller violent university roommate
  09/23/14
Yeah for years I thought it was red. I never understood it. ...
iridescent know-it-all office liquid oxygen
  09/23/14
you maybe be schizophrenic
Honey-headed histrionic factory reset button
  09/23/14
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lfo
  12/29/25
You throw away the outside and cook the inside. Then you eat...
iridescent know-it-all office liquid oxygen
  09/23/14
im stumped
Submissive Maroon Famous Landscape Painting Love Of Her Life
  09/23/14
Give up?
iridescent know-it-all office liquid oxygen
  09/23/14
i give up
Submissive Maroon Famous Landscape Painting Love Of Her Life
  09/23/14
Corn!
iridescent know-it-all office liquid oxygen
  09/23/14
daaaaamn thats a good one
Submissive Maroon Famous Landscape Painting Love Of Her Life
  09/23/14
basically any animal that you skin but don't debone works fo...
diverse theater stage electric furnace
  09/23/14
Yes
Transparent talented business firm
  09/23/14
**snapps** all round
Filthy Alpha
  09/23/14
Q.Fill in the blanks with the same 4 letters to make 5 diffe...
Transparent talented business firm
  09/23/14
give me time for this one
Submissive Maroon Famous Landscape Painting Love Of Her Life
  09/23/14
i dont get this. I GIVE UP
Submissive Maroon Famous Landscape Painting Love Of Her Life
  09/23/14
Think
Transparent talented business firm
  09/23/14
Are they all spelled the same? Like wind can be the wind tha...
iridescent know-it-all office liquid oxygen
  09/23/14
Five completely different words, letters rearranged.
Aphrodisiac menage feces
  09/23/14
Is it British and they are weird words or this is doable? Th...
iridescent know-it-all office liquid oxygen
  09/23/14
It is a little antique in the syntax. No weird words. One pr...
Aphrodisiac menage feces
  09/23/14
Only 4 I could come up with that made enough words were stop...
iridescent know-it-all office liquid oxygen
  09/23/14
dude i need to know what is it? the "____ bent" is...
Submissive Maroon Famous Landscape Painting Love Of Her Life
  09/23/14
I looked it up. A vile old woman on evil bent, picked up...
iridescent know-it-all office liquid oxygen
  09/23/14
WHO THE FUCK SAYS EVIL BENT??????? and LEVI is definitely...
Submissive Maroon Famous Landscape Painting Love Of Her Life
  09/23/14
Yeah that was kind of bs. What shall we do to live today?
iridescent know-it-all office liquid oxygen
  09/23/14
Cmon you've heard evil-bent before
Transparent talented business firm
  09/23/14
i will give you that BARELY. but LEVI is bullshit. thats ...
Submissive Maroon Famous Landscape Painting Love Of Her Life
  09/23/14
Fair that's why I admitted the proper noun below tho
Transparent talented business firm
  09/23/14
Had to look this up, would have NEVER gotten it.
Aphrodisiac menage feces
  09/23/14
It's a good one, the proper noun is what people miss.
Transparent talented business firm
  09/23/14
Yeah, just not the letters you would think to try.
Aphrodisiac menage feces
  09/23/14
This one is driving me nuts.
iridescent know-it-all office liquid oxygen
  09/23/14
What has a red nose and fucks its own mother's corpse?
passionate center
  09/23/14
is this even a riddle
Submissive Maroon Famous Landscape Painting Love Of Her Life
  09/23/14
Depends.
passionate center
  09/23/14
Titcr
haunting amethyst trust fund crotch
  09/23/14
I CANNOT OPERATE ON MY OWN SON'S ANUS
up-to-no-good address
  09/23/14
...
mind-boggling lodge boistinker
  09/23/14
lol wtf
passionate center
  09/23/14
A father and son are driving along when all of a sudden a tr...
up-to-no-good address
  09/24/14
When can ten plus ten equal ten, yet ten minus ten equal twe...
Aphrodisiac menage feces
  09/23/14
Gloves on/off?
Transparent talented business firm
  09/23/14
...
Submissive Maroon Famous Landscape Painting Love Of Her Life
  09/23/14
Romney is it??
Transparent talented business firm
  09/23/14
DING DING DING
Aphrodisiac menage feces
  09/23/14
180 suck it libs u fuckin twats
Transparent talented business firm
  09/23/14
Correct
Aphrodisiac menage feces
  09/23/14
A farmer challenges an engineer, a physicist, and a mathemat...
Aphrodisiac menage feces
  09/23/14
hmmm... i cant articulate the precise answer but does it hav...
Submissive Maroon Famous Landscape Painting Love Of Her Life
  09/23/14
I don't think so....
Aphrodisiac menage feces
  09/23/14
im stumped man give me a hint
Submissive Maroon Famous Landscape Painting Love Of Her Life
  09/23/14
It has very little to do with the fact that he is a mathemat...
Aphrodisiac menage feces
  09/23/14
Put up a small fence and say it fences out the rest of the w...
iridescent know-it-all office liquid oxygen
  09/23/14
...
Submissive Maroon Famous Landscape Painting Love Of Her Life
  09/23/14
What is the longest monosyllabic word?
iridescent know-it-all office liquid oxygen
  09/23/14
bbbbbbbboooooooooooooooooommm
Transparent talented business firm
  09/23/14
...
Submissive Maroon Famous Landscape Painting Love Of Her Life
  09/23/14
5 letters? Really?
iridescent know-it-all office liquid oxygen
  09/23/14
this isnt a riddle tho
Submissive Maroon Famous Landscape Painting Love Of Her Life
  09/23/14
How is it any different from the one above w the four letter...
iridescent know-it-all office liquid oxygen
  09/23/14
...
Submissive Maroon Famous Landscape Painting Love Of Her Life
  09/23/14
RAY: Most city buses are ugly, noisy, smelly, big, and slow....
soggy self-centered spot
  09/23/14
It never stops?
Aphrodisiac menage feces
  09/23/14
RAY: I gave this hint: If it's snowing, I usually don't want...
soggy self-centered spot
  09/23/14
What is long black and smelly?
Filthy Alpha
  09/23/14
poop
Submissive Maroon Famous Landscape Painting Love Of Her Life
  09/23/14
Line outside the welfare office
Transparent talented business firm
  09/23/14
im offended man.
Submissive Maroon Famous Landscape Painting Love Of Her Life
  09/23/14
That is the answer tho
Transparent talented business firm
  09/23/14
...
Aphrodisiac menage feces
  09/23/14
RAY: You have two trains on the same track speeding toward o...
soggy self-centered spot
  09/23/14
Fuck. My. Ass.
Aphrodisiac menage feces
  09/23/14
RAY: Now, you could sit down and you could draw the little p...
soggy self-centered spot
  09/23/14
An Arab sheikh tells his two sons to race their camels to a ...
Aphrodisiac menage feces
  09/23/14
He said the directions and the one w the slower camel jumped...
iridescent know-it-all office liquid oxygen
  09/23/14
....not sure if you are right, but the answer is: "H...
Aphrodisiac menage feces
  09/23/14
Yeah basically. The owner of the slow one takes the faster o...
iridescent know-it-all office liquid oxygen
  09/23/14
...
Submissive Maroon Famous Landscape Painting Love Of Her Life
  09/23/14
Why don't you look it up?
Aphrodisiac menage feces
  09/23/14
You did and there are two doors: one to heaven and one to he...
iridescent know-it-all office liquid oxygen
  09/23/14
...
Submissive Maroon Famous Landscape Painting Love Of Her Life
  09/23/14
I knew it off the top of my head so I will stay quiet on the...
iridescent know-it-all office liquid oxygen
  09/23/14
This? You are standing in front of two gates (a left one ...
Aphrodisiac menage feces
  09/23/14
...
Submissive Maroon Famous Landscape Painting Love Of Her Life
  09/23/14
I know this one
Transparent talented business firm
  09/23/14


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Date: September 23rd, 2014 10:03 PM
Author: Submissive Maroon Famous Landscape Painting Love Of Her Life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2#26384664)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 10:03 PM
Author: wonderful demanding volcanic crater mother

what's black and white and read all over

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2#26384669)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 10:04 PM
Author: Submissive Maroon Famous Landscape Painting Love Of Her Life

newspaper?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2#26384677)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 10:06 PM
Author: iridescent know-it-all office liquid oxygen

Yes. That one's like 100 years old

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2#26384687)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 10:09 PM
Author: Submissive Maroon Famous Landscape Painting Love Of Her Life

im not that up to date on riddles bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2#26384716)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 10:15 PM
Author: Thriller violent university roommate

holy shit i am just now getting this one after having heard it all my life

it's "read", not "red"

my god

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2#26384759)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 10:23 PM
Author: iridescent know-it-all office liquid oxygen

Yeah for years I thought it was red. I never understood it. Plus they had those other ones where it's like what's black and white and red all over. A skunk with diaper rash or some stupid shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2#26384812)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 10:23 PM
Author: Honey-headed histrionic factory reset button

you maybe be schizophrenic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2#26384818)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: lfo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2#49548255)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 10:04 PM
Author: iridescent know-it-all office liquid oxygen

You throw away the outside and cook the inside. Then you eat the outside and throw away the inside. What is it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2#26384673)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 10:05 PM
Author: Submissive Maroon Famous Landscape Painting Love Of Her Life

im stumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2#26384682)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 10:05 PM
Author: iridescent know-it-all office liquid oxygen

Give up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2#26384684)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 10:06 PM
Author: Submissive Maroon Famous Landscape Painting Love Of Her Life

i give up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2#26384688)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 10:07 PM
Author: iridescent know-it-all office liquid oxygen

Corn!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2#26384697)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 10:09 PM
Author: Submissive Maroon Famous Landscape Painting Love Of Her Life

daaaaamn thats a good one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2#26384713)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 10:34 PM
Author: diverse theater stage electric furnace

basically any animal that you skin but don't debone works for this too; e.g. chicken

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2#26384910)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 10:47 PM
Author: Transparent talented business firm

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2#26384998)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 11:01 PM
Author: Filthy Alpha

**snapps** all round

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2#26385152)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 10:13 PM
Author: Transparent talented business firm

Q.Fill in the blanks with the same 4 letters to make 5 different words.

A ___ old woman on ____ bent, picked up her ____ and away she went. “____ my son” she was heard to say, “what shall we do to ____ today?”



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2#26384751)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 10:23 PM
Author: Submissive Maroon Famous Landscape Painting Love Of Her Life

give me time for this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2#26384815)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 10:33 PM
Author: Submissive Maroon Famous Landscape Painting Love Of Her Life

i dont get this. I GIVE UP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2#26384894)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 10:47 PM
Author: Transparent talented business firm

Think

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2#26384994)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 10:48 PM
Author: iridescent know-it-all office liquid oxygen

Are they all spelled the same? Like wind can be the wind that blows or winding a clock? Or is it 5 completely different words and the letters rearranged?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2#26385009)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 10:50 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac menage feces

Five completely different words, letters rearranged.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2#26385024)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 10:51 PM
Author: iridescent know-it-all office liquid oxygen

Is it British and they are weird words or this is doable? The syntax seems odd, like with bent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2#26385038)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 10:52 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac menage feces

It is a little antique in the syntax. No weird words. One proper noun. It is not quite a sentence you would hear anyone ever say.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2#26385050)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 10:53 PM
Author: iridescent know-it-all office liquid oxygen

Only 4 I could come up with that made enough words were stop post pots tops spot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2#26385069)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 10:56 PM
Author: Submissive Maroon Famous Landscape Painting Love Of Her Life

dude i need to know what is it? the "____ bent" is fucking me. is it a common syntax?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2#26385095)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 10:58 PM
Author: iridescent know-it-all office liquid oxygen

I looked it up.

A vile old woman on evil bent, picked up her veil and away she went. “Levi my son” she was heard to say, “what shall we do to live today?”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2#26385114)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 10:59 PM
Author: Submissive Maroon Famous Landscape Painting Love Of Her Life

WHO THE FUCK SAYS EVIL BENT???????

and LEVI is definitely not a word...... bad riddle IMO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2#26385129)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 11:00 PM
Author: iridescent know-it-all office liquid oxygen

Yeah that was kind of bs. What shall we do to live today?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2#26385136)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 11:00 PM
Author: Transparent talented business firm

Cmon you've heard evil-bent before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2#26385146)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 11:01 PM
Author: Submissive Maroon Famous Landscape Painting Love Of Her Life

i will give you that BARELY.

but LEVI is bullshit. thats not a word.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2#26385156)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 11:03 PM
Author: Transparent talented business firm

Fair that's why I admitted the proper noun below tho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2#26385176)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 10:49 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac menage feces

Had to look this up, would have NEVER gotten it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2#26385022)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 10:52 PM
Author: Transparent talented business firm

It's a good one, the proper noun is what people miss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2#26385048)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 10:52 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac menage feces

Yeah, just not the letters you would think to try.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2#26385055)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 10:32 PM
Author: iridescent know-it-all office liquid oxygen

This one is driving me nuts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2#26384891)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 10:04 PM
Author: passionate center

What has a red nose and fucks its own mother's corpse?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2#26384674)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 10:05 PM
Author: Submissive Maroon Famous Landscape Painting Love Of Her Life

is this even a riddle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2#26384686)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 11:28 PM
Author: passionate center

Depends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2#26385373)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 10:57 PM
Author: haunting amethyst trust fund crotch

Titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2#26385109)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 10:15 PM
Author: up-to-no-good address

I CANNOT OPERATE ON MY OWN SON'S ANUS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2#26384762)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 11:31 PM
Author: mind-boggling lodge boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2#26385399)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 11:32 PM
Author: passionate center

lol wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2#26385404)



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Date: September 24th, 2014 12:03 AM
Author: up-to-no-good address

A father and son are driving along when all of a sudden a truck advertising Big Rod's swerved in front of them and they get in a horrible crash. The father dies instantly but the son, a mere training twink, suffers horrible anal injuries. He is rushed to the hospital. The surgeon cums into the room, looks at the boy and says: “I cannot operate on this child's anus, this is my son.”

HOW



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2#26385637)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 10:50 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac menage feces

When can ten plus ten equal ten, yet ten minus ten equal twenty?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2#26385032)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 10:54 PM
Author: Transparent talented business firm

Gloves on/off?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2#26385075)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 10:57 PM
Author: Submissive Maroon Famous Landscape Painting Love Of Her Life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2#26385102)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 10:57 PM
Author: Transparent talented business firm

Romney is it??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2#26385110)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 11:02 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac menage feces

DING DING DING

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2#26385169)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 11:03 PM
Author: Transparent talented business firm

180 suck it libs u fuckin twats

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2#26385180)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 11:02 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac menage feces

Correct

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2#26385174)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 10:51 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac menage feces

A farmer challenges an engineer, a physicist, and a mathematician to fence off the largest amount of area using the least amount of fence.

The engineer made his fence in a circle and said it was the most efficient.

The physicist made a long line and said that the length was infinite. Then he said that fencing half of the Earth was the best.

The mathematician laughed at the others and with his design, beat the others. What did he do?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2#26385039)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 10:58 PM
Author: Submissive Maroon Famous Landscape Painting Love Of Her Life

hmmm... i cant articulate the precise answer but does it have something to do with that even the smallest number can be divided infinitely?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2#26385121)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 11:03 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac menage feces

I don't think so....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2#26385175)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 11:04 PM
Author: Submissive Maroon Famous Landscape Painting Love Of Her Life

im stumped man give me a hint

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2#26385186)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 11:07 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac menage feces

It has very little to do with the fact that he is a mathematician. It's a joke about perspective.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2#26385214)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 11:09 PM
Author: iridescent know-it-all office liquid oxygen

Put up a small fence and say it fences out the rest of the world?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2#26385233)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 11:10 PM
Author: Submissive Maroon Famous Landscape Painting Love Of Her Life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2#26385239)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 11:00 PM
Author: iridescent know-it-all office liquid oxygen

What is the longest monosyllabic word?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2#26385141)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 11:00 PM
Author: Transparent talented business firm

bbbbbbbboooooooooooooooooommm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2#26385151)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 11:02 PM
Author: Submissive Maroon Famous Landscape Painting Love Of Her Life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2#26385164)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 11:06 PM
Author: iridescent know-it-all office liquid oxygen

5 letters? Really?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2#26385208)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 11:10 PM
Author: Submissive Maroon Famous Landscape Painting Love Of Her Life

this isnt a riddle tho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2#26385245)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 11:13 PM
Author: iridescent know-it-all office liquid oxygen

How is it any different from the one above w the four letters? It's a word riddle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2#26385266)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 11:16 PM
Author: Submissive Maroon Famous Landscape Painting Love Of Her Life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2#26385283)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 11:02 PM
Author: soggy self-centered spot

RAY: Most city buses are ugly, noisy, smelly, big, and slow. (Hey, I just described my brother!) And in Our Fair City, they don't even have the decency to pull over to discharge or admit passengers -- they stop in the middle of the street.

But I discovered something interesting lately. About half the time when I drive to work in the morning, I don't mind following the city bus. In fact, I look forward to it. The question is: Why? Here's a hint: If it's snowing, I don't want to follow the bus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2#26385168)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 11:03 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac menage feces

It never stops?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2#26385183)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 11:05 PM
Author: soggy self-centered spot

RAY: I gave this hint: If it's snowing, I usually don't want to follow the bus. I didn't want to mislead anyone, thinking that the bus would be blazing the trail for me.

TOM: Yeah.

RAY: And the reason I don't want to follow the bus is when it's snowing, the sun isn't out. Now, everyone knows that the sun rises in the east and sets in the west.

TOM: Get out!

RAY: But it doesn't. It only does that a couple of times a year. In the dead of winter it rises the farthest southeast that it ever rises, and it sets the farthest southwest. That is, if you live in the Northern Hemisphere. And when I drive to work, one leg of my long, long journey to work is facing the rising sun. And because I leave so, what? Early in the morning, it's right on the horizon and nothing except a big, fat bus will allow me to see well enough. So, he gets blinded. You let him run the pedestrians over.

TOM: That's good!.

RAY: So, who's our winner?

TOM: Oh! The winner is Barry Fisher and his students at Eisenhower Middle School in Rockford, Illinois. Congratulations!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2#26385200)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 11:03 PM
Author: Filthy Alpha

What is long black and smelly?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2#26385177)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 11:11 PM
Author: Submissive Maroon Famous Landscape Painting Love Of Her Life

poop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2#26385246)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 11:11 PM
Author: Transparent talented business firm

Line outside the welfare office

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2#26385249)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 11:13 PM
Author: Submissive Maroon Famous Landscape Painting Love Of Her Life

im offended man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2#26385262)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 11:14 PM
Author: Transparent talented business firm

That is the answer tho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2#26385273)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 11:15 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac menage feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2#26385277)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 11:03 PM
Author: soggy self-centered spot

RAY: You have two trains on the same track speeding toward one another. The trains are 150 miles apart, on the same track, but going clearly in opposite directions.

TOM: They're always on the same track, aren't they? You'd think they'd know by now not to put two trains going in opposite directions on the same track.

RAY: When they are 150 miles apart, a very fast bee flies from the front bumper of one train to the front bumper of the oncoming train. And, of course, as soon as it gets there, without losing any time, it turns right around and heads back.

TOM: Yeah.

RAY: The bee flies at 137 1/2 miles per hour. How far will the bee have traveled before he is squashed like a grape?

TOM: Well, how fast are the trains going?

RAY: I told you, didn't I?

TOM: No.

RAY: Didn't I? I left that out?

TOM: You left that out.

RAY: I'm sorry.

TOM: You moron.

RAY: The trains are traveling at 75 miles an hour. So, the question is: How far does the bee fly?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2#26385182)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 11:10 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac menage feces

Fuck. My. Ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2#26385237)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 11:28 PM
Author: soggy self-centered spot

RAY: Now, you could sit down and you could draw the little picture, and you could say, "Well, let me see. If he's flying at 137.5 miles an hour, and the other train is coming at 75, then that's a combined velocity of 212.5." You can figure out, in fact, how far he travels before he reaches the bumper of the train number two.

TOM: Yeah. Yeah, sure.

RAY: And then you can say, "Well, in that time, train number one has..."

TOM: Train number one has gone, yeah. You could do that.

RAY: You could do that. But, you could also do it the easy way. It isn't the cowboy way, according to our pals Riders in the Sky, but it is the easy way. Now, knowing that the trains are 150 miles apart and traveling at 75 miles an hour, in one hour they will have crashed. So, if the bee is traveling at 137.5 miles an hour, how far will he travel in an hour?

TOM: 137.5 miles.

RAY: And that is the answer.

TOM: And isn't that good? How many eighth-grade kids are going to get that in their little test next week?

RAY: They may. They may. Do we have a winner?

TOM: Yeah, of course, we got a winner. Becky Slager from Raleigh, North Carolina. Congratulations, Becky.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2#26385370)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 11:14 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac menage feces

An Arab sheikh tells his two sons to race their camels to a distant city to see who will inherit his fortune. The one whose camel is SLOWER wins. After wandering aimlessly for days, the brothers ask a wise man for guidance. Upon receiving the advice, they jump on the camels and race to the city as fast as they can.

What did the wise man say to them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2#26385271)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 11:16 PM
Author: iridescent know-it-all office liquid oxygen

He said the directions and the one w the slower camel jumped on his brother's camel?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2#26385288)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 11:17 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac menage feces

....not sure if you are right, but the answer is:

"He told them to exchange camels"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2#26385296)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 11:19 PM
Author: iridescent know-it-all office liquid oxygen

Yeah basically. The owner of the slow one takes the faster one after talking to the man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2#26385306)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 11:20 PM
Author: Submissive Maroon Famous Landscape Painting Love Of Her Life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2#26385318)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 11:22 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac menage feces

Why don't you look it up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2#26385332)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 11:23 PM
Author: iridescent know-it-all office liquid oxygen

You did and there are two doors: one to heaven and one to hell. There are two angels. One always lies and one always tells the truth. You get one question. What is the question that will get you the door to heaven?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2#26385339)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 11:24 PM
Author: Submissive Maroon Famous Landscape Painting Love Of Her Life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2#26385347)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 11:28 PM
Author: iridescent know-it-all office liquid oxygen

I knew it off the top of my head so I will stay quiet on the answer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2#26385374)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 11:24 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac menage feces

This?

You are standing in front of two gates (a left one and a right one) - one leads to paradise and the other leads to hell. You don’t know which gate leads where. Beside the gates, there are two angels: one of them always tells the truth and the other always lies, but you also don’t know which one is which.

You have one question to ask one of the angels, in order to find out which gate you should follow. What would that question be?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2#26385343)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 11:25 PM
Author: Submissive Maroon Famous Landscape Painting Love Of Her Life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2#26385349)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 11:35 PM
Author: Transparent talented business firm

I know this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2#26385417)