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'I'm pregnant!' shouts Jonathan Franzen's wife.

He places a finger on her lips. 'No, it is I who am pregnant...
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wonderful glassy dopamine party of the first part
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Ultramarine Violent Institution
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beta idiot
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Primrose Stage Preventive Strike
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never read a franzen novel and now I have a perfect idea of ...
Impressive address
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wonderful glassy dopamine party of the first part
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Him and DFW would go on book tours together. DFW would brag ...
Adventurous National Crotch
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lol at DFW pulling insecure dork 6s
Yapping talented private investor nursing home
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Source? I thought I read somewhere that DFW was unhappy wit...
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white arousing church queen of the night
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still funny.
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greedy parlour indirect expression
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dull bearded tattoo faggotry
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Still 180
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dull bearded tattoo faggotry
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beta idiot
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wonderful glassy dopamine party of the first part
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Franzen is hated on here because he's the epitome of an xoxo...
Yapping talented private investor nursing home
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MODS! *(minus "even in success")
dull bearded tattoo faggotry
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Yapping talented private investor nursing home
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?pls
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Date: September 24th, 2014 7:04 AM
Author: thriller iridescent digit ratio

He places a finger on her lips. 'No, it is I who am pregnant,' he says. 'Pregnant with the next great American novel.' He walks into the backyard and places a single portobello mushroom upon the grill.

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Date: September 28th, 2014 3:41 AM
Author: fragrant meetinghouse mexican



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Date: June 29th, 2016 1:49 AM
Author: wonderful glassy dopamine party of the first part



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Date: June 29th, 2016 1:50 AM
Author: Ultramarine Violent Institution



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Date: June 29th, 2016 1:50 AM
Author: beta idiot

180

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Date: June 29th, 2016 2:09 AM
Author: glittery idea he suggested roommate



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Date: June 29th, 2016 2:09 AM
Author: Primrose Stage Preventive Strike



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Date: June 29th, 2016 2:20 AM
Author: Impressive address

never read a franzen novel and now I have a perfect idea of who he is thanks to op's vivid description

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2#30814757)



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Date: July 17th, 2016 11:51 PM
Author: wonderful glassy dopamine party of the first part



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Date: July 17th, 2016 11:54 PM
Author: Adventurous National Crotch

Him and DFW would go on book tours together. DFW would brag about how much "audience pussy" he got and realized that it made Franzen extremely uncomfortable. From then on DFW made it a point to talk about and describe to Franzen the audience pussy he obtained throughout their book tours on a nightly basis.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2#30957256)



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Date: March 30th, 2017 6:35 PM
Author: Yapping talented private investor nursing home

lol at DFW pulling insecure dork 6s

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Date: March 13th, 2021 5:40 PM
Author: Cerebral market dragon

Source? I thought I read somewhere that DFW was unhappy with how little groupie pussy he got

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Date: August 26th, 2016 1:58 AM
Author: Impressive address



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Date: July 17th, 2016 11:51 PM
Author: wonderful glassy dopamine party of the first part



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Date: August 26th, 2016 8:05 AM
Author: slate electric furnace



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Date: August 26th, 2016 8:06 AM
Author: anal elastic band center



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Date: December 12th, 2016 6:44 PM
Author: white arousing church queen of the night



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Date: March 30th, 2017 5:28 PM
Author: white arousing church queen of the night



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Date: March 30th, 2017 5:40 PM
Author: dark marvelous temple psychic

still funny.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2#32956038)



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Date: March 30th, 2017 6:35 PM
Author: Titillating cuckoldry



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Date: September 17th, 2017 9:38 PM
Author: Adulterous Spruce Pocket Flask Space



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Date: September 17th, 2017 9:38 PM
Author: laughsome sex offender locus



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Date: September 17th, 2017 9:52 PM
Author: greedy parlour indirect expression



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Date: September 17th, 2017 9:53 PM
Author: dull bearded tattoo faggotry



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Date: September 17th, 2017 10:26 PM
Author: razzmatazz legal warrant theatre

Still 180

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Date: November 12th, 2017 4:30 PM
Author: dull bearded tattoo faggotry



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Date: November 12th, 2017 4:12 PM
Author: beta idiot



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Date: November 12th, 2017 4:13 PM
Author: wonderful glassy dopamine party of the first part



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Date: November 12th, 2017 5:05 PM
Author: Yapping talented private investor nursing home

Franzen is hated on here because he's the epitome of an xoxoer. Neurotic, envious 130 IQ striver/grinder, who pretends he was one of the cool kids and even in success is utterly miserable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2#34669491)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 5:07 PM
Author: dull bearded tattoo faggotry

MODS!

*(minus "even in success")

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2#34669505)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 5:11 PM
Author: Yapping talented private investor nursing home

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2#34669532)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 5:14 PM
Author: dull bearded tattoo faggotry

?pls

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Date: November 12th, 2017 5:17 PM
Author: Cracking orchid organic girlfriend office



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Date: March 13th, 2021 4:48 PM
Author: supple cruise ship coldplay fan



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Date: March 13th, 2021 5:37 PM
Author: maniacal black woman

If u befriended aliens today, in exchanging intergalactic gifts from the human race, would u submit the Corrections? Really?

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Date: March 13th, 2021 5:44 PM
Author: appetizing hominid



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Date: August 28th, 2022 8:43 PM
Author: white arousing church queen of the night



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Date: August 8th, 2025 6:39 PM
Author: ferguson



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Date: August 8th, 2025 6:41 PM
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