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Do I have a reputation on this board yet?

I've been posting for like 4 weeks now. Have I developed any...
Irate antidepressant drug dilemma
  09/28/05
Did that answer your question?
Passionate sepia yarmulke macaca
  09/28/05
see above
chartreuse bearded police squad
  09/28/05
Nope.
maize alcoholic theater stage
  09/29/05
This thread is now about ducks. FACT: Some ducks can swi...
Indigo Insanely Creepy Field Twinkling Uncleanness
  09/28/05
Because of the size and position of their eyes, ducks can se...
Passionate sepia yarmulke macaca
  09/28/05
Ducks have many economic uses, being farmed for their meat, ...
Iridescent Turdskin Theater
  09/28/05
the chinese like to eat preserved duck eggs that turn the &q...
Razzle-dazzle navy step-uncle's house
  09/29/05
theyre not preserved
emerald juggernaut codepig
  02/07/06
I think he's talking about "century eggs," which a...
Fishy keepsake machete
  02/08/06
Molting is awesome.
Slate Self-centered Incel Church
  09/28/05
Some duck species, mainly those breeding in the temperate an...
Iridescent Turdskin Theater
  09/28/05
Do all species either migrate or not together? Is it possib...
Indigo Insanely Creepy Field Twinkling Uncleanness
  09/28/05
FACT: ducks can lay eggs *WHENEVER* they want.
swashbuckling deep voyeur
  09/28/05
Geese are not ducks. Duck Tape not made from crushed up ...
Floppy Citrine Cumskin Idea He Suggested
  09/29/05
My favorite duck is the blue beaked siberian duck. It is a v...
Odious Library
  12/02/05
This thread is a smashing success.
Slate Self-centered Incel Church
  09/28/05
THREAD SALVAGED!
Indigo Insanely Creepy Field Twinkling Uncleanness
  09/28/05
Hooray ducks!
Iridescent Turdskin Theater
  09/28/05
Birds are the only animals that have hollow bones in order t...
Passionate sepia yarmulke macaca
  09/28/05
The word duck came from the verb "to duck" meaning...
Iridescent Turdskin Theater
  09/28/05
Birds’ feet seem impervious to heat and cold because they co...
Passionate sepia yarmulke macaca
  09/28/05
i love ducks
Know-it-all pale ape
  09/28/05
I loved a duck once.
Stimulating duck-like set sandwich
  09/28/05
170.
Aggressive Forum
  12/02/05
I have a Duck Head shirt.
Coral violent wagecucks
  09/28/05
i know a guy who had a duck head shirt. ironically he had s...
Yellow house factory reset button
  09/29/05
This thread is depressing. Think of all the countless, p...
diverse shaky kitty crackhouse
  09/28/05
WRONG THREAD MISTER. THIS IS NOW THE DUCK THREAD!
Indigo Insanely Creepy Field Twinkling Uncleanness
  09/28/05
ACTUALLY, most domestic ducks were bred from the wild Mallar...
Iridescent Turdskin Theater
  09/28/05
my stepbrother and half-brother both said "duck" a...
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  09/28/05
Did anyone else pre-order? http://www.tvshowsondvd.com/ne...
Nubile legal warrant
  09/28/05
I watched that show all the time as a kid. I just might hav...
Indigo Insanely Creepy Field Twinkling Uncleanness
  09/28/05
to get a reputation on this board you have to stand out in s...
swashbuckling deep voyeur
  09/28/05
Ducks have no need to stand out because of their elongated n...
Iridescent Turdskin Theater
  09/28/05
This is not a duck related post.
plum mental disorder parlor
  09/28/05
the OP was about ducks; i'm simply hijacking the thread
swashbuckling deep voyeur
  09/28/05
i'll often see a goose and lazily refer to it as a duck. ...
glassy really tough guy
  09/28/05
FACT: Ducks are nature's ultimate paradox.
Slate Self-centered Incel Church
  09/28/05
http://www.livejournal.com/users/shiroioji/114944.html
boyish adulterous garrison
  09/28/05
Hey I've started a few threads + replied to many others. I t...
Irate antidepressant drug dilemma
  09/28/05
Are you a duck?
plum mental disorder parlor
  09/28/05
Sure, whatever. You're a celebrity. Now shut up and quit r...
Indigo Insanely Creepy Field Twinkling Uncleanness
  09/28/05
.
Indigo Insanely Creepy Field Twinkling Uncleanness
  09/28/05
See what you did? You went and killed this thread's momentu...
Indigo Insanely Creepy Field Twinkling Uncleanness
  09/28/05
Fuck off, Howard.
Slate Self-centered Incel Church
  09/28/05
those threads don't concern ducks at all
glassy really tough guy
  09/28/05
Duck Hunt was the first game I ever owned for the original N...
Infuriating nursing home
  09/28/05
http://www.cyberiapc.com/flashgames/duckhunt.htm
Iridescent Turdskin Theater
  09/28/05
Addictive
Irate antidepressant drug dilemma
  09/28/05
I loved shooting ducks on tv.
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  09/29/05
Agreed. I also remember the duck pond in my home town with ...
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  09/29/05
Howard the Duck is the best and worst movie of all time.
Passionate sepia yarmulke macaca
  09/29/05
Did we have a conversation about this once? I have an odd m...
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  09/29/05
I used to hunt ducks and it always made sad to shoot them. ...
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  09/29/05
This thread is great. Did you know ducks are all dark mea...
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  09/29/05
FACT: no one serves duck as well as the Thai. The hard-worki...
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  09/29/05
this is really weird. It just so happens that I ate duck fo...
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  09/29/05
Ducks are so fatty though, despite general tastiness
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  09/29/05
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  09/29/05
If I were to come back as an animal, it would definitely be ...
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  09/29/05
Remember in a Christmas Story where they go out for Chinese ...
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  09/29/05
awesome.
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  09/29/05
This is, quite possibly, the best thread on xoxo in several ...
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  09/29/05
mighty ducks... best movie ever?
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  09/29/05
The Mighty Ducks of Anaheim lost their preseason game last n...
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  09/29/05
fuck fuck fuck a duck screw a kangaroo fingerbang an ...
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  09/29/05
I never know why Chinese take out places give out duck sauce...
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  09/29/05
Rub it on your testicles. It attracts the ladies.
ruddy masturbator
  09/30/05
quack
Indigo Insanely Creepy Field Twinkling Uncleanness
  09/30/05
I was afraid this thread was lost forever. While ducks ...
Floppy Citrine Cumskin Idea He Suggested
  09/30/05
please reconcile: http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thr...
Very Tactful Black Stage Trust Fund
  10/06/05
Aflac!
Exhilarant sound barrier
  10/06/05
Personally, I've never liked roast duck. I still fail to see...
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  10/06/05
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  10/06/05
Eider down is the worlds most expensive feather, used to mak...
smoky mischievous ceo
  10/06/05
A week's pay for a comforter seems excessive.
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  12/19/07
Duccats have nothing to ducks, but everything to do with pre...
Stimulating duck-like set sandwich
  10/06/05
So far your rep is quasi-muslim, older Persian guy who has r...
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  10/06/05
Oh that's why somone called me aggregate. No I'm not aggrega...
Irate antidepressant drug dilemma
  10/06/05
dude, nothing in your post or in the linked threads has to d...
Very Tactful Black Stage Trust Fund
  10/06/05
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  10/06/05
Why did you have to go and dick up my thread right near the ...
Indigo Insanely Creepy Field Twinkling Uncleanness
  10/08/05
...
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  10/08/05
...
Amber Skinny Woman Indian Lodge
  12/02/05
do i have a rep?
Rambunctious chrome native
  12/02/05
This thread is fucking awesome. Props to bmud for salvaging ...
Aggressive Forum
  12/02/05
The blue beaked siberian duck is my favorite duck. Many of t...
Odious Library
  12/02/05
...
Concupiscible lavender gunner organic girlfriend
  02/07/06
Top thread. LMFAO. Standing ovation for bmud.
Snowy insecure windowlicker
  12/02/05
seconded.
Talented senate mad-dog skullcap
  02/07/06
...
Talented senate mad-dog skullcap
  02/07/06
quack
Hideous patrolman
  02/05/06
The Oregon Ducks are a fairly good football team.
free-loading wonderful national
  02/05/06
In a fairly acceptable city.
Yellow house factory reset button
  02/07/06
Credited.
mind-boggling bistre ladyboy
  02/07/06
these ducks, known as wood ducks, are fairly cute: http:/...
Talented senate mad-dog skullcap
  02/07/06
When I was 7, my grandfather bought me a stuffed duck. I sh...
Transparent Excitant Business Firm Indirect Expression
  02/07/06
that is kind of a sad duck story.
Talented senate mad-dog skullcap
  02/07/06
It has a happy ending. He said he would buy me another duck...
Transparent Excitant Business Firm Indirect Expression
  02/07/06
that makes me smile.
Talented senate mad-dog skullcap
  02/07/06
When I was a wee lad I travelled to France for a vacation. ...
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  02/07/06
About humping ducks:
trip goyim
  02/07/06
...
Hideous patrolman
  02/07/06
While North American ducks have traditionally been nudist by...
razzle brethren
  02/08/06
The saying "If it walks like a duck, and talks like a d...
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  02/08/06
I love ducks
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  03/26/06
thanks, fag
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  03/26/06
you don't like ducks?
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  03/26/06
In 2002, psychologist Richard Wiseman and colleagues at the ...
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  05/02/06
Quack bump
Yellow house factory reset button
  06/10/06
quack?
Yellow house factory reset button
  11/05/06
excellent
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  11/06/06
http://www.ducks.org/
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  11/19/07
ty
poppy galvanic athletic conference
  12/19/07
ty for this bump
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Date: September 28th, 2005 10:01 PM
Author: Irate antidepressant drug dilemma

I've been posting for like 4 weeks now. Have I developed any sort of reputation?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3926655)





Date: September 28th, 2005 11:00 PM
Author: Passionate sepia yarmulke macaca

Did that answer your question?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3927408)





Date: September 28th, 2005 11:01 PM
Author: chartreuse bearded police squad

see above

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3927426)





Date: September 29th, 2005 2:06 PM
Author: maize alcoholic theater stage

Nope.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3930682)





Date: September 28th, 2005 11:03 PM
Author: Indigo Insanely Creepy Field Twinkling Uncleanness

This thread is now about ducks.

FACT: Some ducks can swim backward.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3927453)





Date: September 28th, 2005 11:04 PM
Author: Passionate sepia yarmulke macaca

Because of the size and position of their eyes, ducks can see everything around them for approximately 340 degrees without turning their heads.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3927468)





Date: September 28th, 2005 11:04 PM
Author: Iridescent Turdskin Theater

Ducks have many economic uses, being farmed for their meat, eggs, feathers and down feathers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3927472)





Date: September 29th, 2005 5:31 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle navy step-uncle's house

the chinese like to eat preserved duck eggs that turn the "whites" of the egg black

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3932295)





Date: February 7th, 2006 11:55 AM
Author: emerald juggernaut codepig
Subject: theyre not preserved

theyre incubated until the fetus begins to develop. all of SE asia eats these. all of SE asia should be nuked off the planet.

*edit: i think i mixed this up. you were talking about pickled eggs, i believe. either way, SE asians are nasty*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#5018900)





Date: February 8th, 2006 12:26 AM
Author: Fishy keepsake machete

I think he's talking about "century eggs," which are essentially pickled for 100 days and are a Cantonese delicacy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#5026024)





Date: September 28th, 2005 11:04 PM
Author: Slate Self-centered Incel Church

Molting is awesome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3927473)





Date: September 28th, 2005 11:05 PM
Author: Iridescent Turdskin Theater

Some duck species, mainly those breeding in the temperate and arctic northern hemisphere, are migratory, but others are not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3927481)





Date: September 28th, 2005 11:08 PM
Author: Indigo Insanely Creepy Field Twinkling Uncleanness

Do all species either migrate or not together? Is it possible for one group of ducks in a species to migrate while others of the same species stay behind?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3927532)





Date: September 28th, 2005 11:08 PM
Author: swashbuckling deep voyeur

FACT: ducks can lay eggs *WHENEVER* they want.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3927534)





Date: September 29th, 2005 2:21 PM
Author: Floppy Citrine Cumskin Idea He Suggested

Geese are not ducks.

Duck Tape not made from crushed up ducks.

Donald is also a common name for humans, although it is often shortened to Don.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3930780)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 5:41 AM
Author: Odious Library

My favorite duck is the blue beaked siberian duck. It is a very cool duck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#4438356)





Date: September 28th, 2005 11:05 PM
Author: Slate Self-centered Incel Church

This thread is a smashing success.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3927482)





Date: September 28th, 2005 11:06 PM
Author: Indigo Insanely Creepy Field Twinkling Uncleanness

THREAD SALVAGED!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3927487)





Date: September 28th, 2005 11:06 PM
Author: Iridescent Turdskin Theater

Hooray ducks!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3927488)





Date: September 28th, 2005 11:06 PM
Author: Passionate sepia yarmulke macaca

Birds are the only animals that have hollow bones in order to keep their body weight low to assist in flying.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3927491)





Date: September 28th, 2005 11:07 PM
Author: Iridescent Turdskin Theater

The word duck came from the verb "to duck" meaning to bend down as if to get under something, because of the way many species in the dabbling duck group feed by upending.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3927511)





Date: September 28th, 2005 11:07 PM
Author: Passionate sepia yarmulke macaca

Birds’ feet seem impervious to heat and cold because they consist primarily of strong tendons with few nerves and blood vessels.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3927516)





Date: September 28th, 2005 11:06 PM
Author: Know-it-all pale ape

i love ducks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3927496)





Date: September 28th, 2005 11:08 PM
Author: Stimulating duck-like set sandwich

I loved a duck once.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3927527)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 4:37 AM
Author: Aggressive Forum

170.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#4438297)





Date: September 28th, 2005 11:08 PM
Author: Coral violent wagecucks

I have a Duck Head shirt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3927529)





Date: September 29th, 2005 3:46 PM
Author: Yellow house factory reset button

i know a guy who had a duck head shirt. ironically he had sort of a duck head. my friends and i then started to call him duck head

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3931514)





Date: September 28th, 2005 11:09 PM
Author: diverse shaky kitty crackhouse

This thread is depressing.

Think of all the countless, pathetic posters like the OP whose dreams of being popular are shattered :-(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3927541)





Date: September 28th, 2005 11:09 PM
Author: Indigo Insanely Creepy Field Twinkling Uncleanness

WRONG THREAD MISTER. THIS IS NOW THE DUCK THREAD!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3927550)





Date: September 28th, 2005 11:10 PM
Author: Iridescent Turdskin Theater

ACTUALLY, most domestic ducks were bred from the wild Mallard, Anas platyrhynchos, but many breeds have become much larger than their wild ancestor, with a "hull length" (from base of neck to base of tail) of 12 inches or more and routinely able to swallow an adult British Common Frog, Rana temporaria, whole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3927567)





Date: September 28th, 2005 11:09 PM
Author: arousing university gay wizard

my stepbrother and half-brother both said "duck" as their first word. I have no idea why.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3927552)





Date: September 28th, 2005 11:10 PM
Author: Nubile legal warrant

Did anyone else pre-order?

http://www.tvshowsondvd.com/newsitem.cfm?NewsID=3889

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3927565)





Date: September 28th, 2005 11:12 PM
Author: Indigo Insanely Creepy Field Twinkling Uncleanness

I watched that show all the time as a kid. I just might have to order this.

Duck Tails and Chip and Dale's Rescue Rangers were always on in the afternoon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3927598)





Date: September 28th, 2005 11:12 PM
Author: swashbuckling deep voyeur

to get a reputation on this board you have to stand out in some way-- generally by being borderline retarded, or clinically insane. unfortunately you seem like a relatively well-adjusted guy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3927595)





Date: September 28th, 2005 11:14 PM
Author: Iridescent Turdskin Theater

Ducks have no need to stand out because of their elongated necks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3927616)





Date: September 28th, 2005 11:18 PM
Author: plum mental disorder parlor

This is not a duck related post.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3927683)





Date: September 28th, 2005 11:19 PM
Author: swashbuckling deep voyeur

the OP was about ducks; i'm simply hijacking the thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3927703)





Date: September 28th, 2005 11:13 PM
Author: glassy really tough guy

i'll often see a goose and lazily refer to it as a duck.

i never would have thought, but creating a duck thread was a great idea. kudos to the OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3927604)





Date: September 28th, 2005 11:13 PM
Author: Slate Self-centered Incel Church

FACT: Ducks are nature's ultimate paradox.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3927611)





Date: September 28th, 2005 11:14 PM
Author: boyish adulterous garrison

http://www.livejournal.com/users/shiroioji/114944.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3927618)





Date: September 28th, 2005 11:17 PM
Author: Irate antidepressant drug dilemma

Hey I've started a few threads + replied to many others. I thought I would have a reputation by now. Oh well.

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=261190&mc=62&forum_id=2

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=261816&mc=84&forum_id=2

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=268193&mc=80&forum_id=2

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=262883&mc=20&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3927667)





Date: September 28th, 2005 11:18 PM
Author: plum mental disorder parlor

Are you a duck?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3927687)





Date: September 28th, 2005 11:18 PM
Author: Indigo Insanely Creepy Field Twinkling Uncleanness

Sure, whatever. You're a celebrity. Now shut up and quit ruining my duck thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3927691)





Date: September 28th, 2005 11:20 PM
Author: Indigo Insanely Creepy Field Twinkling Uncleanness

.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3927716)





Date: September 28th, 2005 11:21 PM
Author: Indigo Insanely Creepy Field Twinkling Uncleanness

See what you did? You went and killed this thread's momentum. Way to go jackass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3927732)





Date: September 28th, 2005 11:22 PM
Author: Slate Self-centered Incel Church

Fuck off, Howard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3927745)





Date: September 28th, 2005 11:23 PM
Author: glassy really tough guy

those threads don't concern ducks at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3927761)





Date: September 28th, 2005 11:22 PM
Author: Infuriating nursing home

Duck Hunt was the first game I ever owned for the original NES. I remember it with fondness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3927742)





Date: September 28th, 2005 11:23 PM
Author: Iridescent Turdskin Theater

http://www.cyberiapc.com/flashgames/duckhunt.htm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3927766)





Date: September 28th, 2005 11:26 PM
Author: Irate antidepressant drug dilemma

Addictive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3927796)





Date: September 29th, 2005 1:40 AM
Author: Glittery erotic institution boltzmann

I loved shooting ducks on tv.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3928832)





Date: September 29th, 2005 2:17 PM
Author: mustard aphrodisiac abode famous landscape painting

Agreed. I also remember the duck pond in my home town with much fondness. If only there was a way I could have combined the two.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3930753)





Date: September 29th, 2005 1:26 AM
Author: Passionate sepia yarmulke macaca

Howard the Duck is the best and worst movie of all time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3928776)





Date: September 29th, 2005 1:49 AM
Author: godawful red crotch plaza

Did we have a conversation about this once? I have an odd memory of talking about Howard the Duck near the lake but I don't know with whom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3928872)





Date: September 29th, 2005 1:32 AM
Author: Beady-eyed khaki hall background story

I used to hunt ducks and it always made sad to shoot them. Did you know you can skin a duck without the assistance of any tool--just by using your hands?

This thread is fucking awesome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3928800)





Date: September 29th, 2005 2:07 AM
Author: Provocative Pocket Flask Corner

This thread is great.

Did you know ducks are all dark meat?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3928923)





Date: September 29th, 2005 3:04 AM
Author: hairraiser underhanded digit ratio

FACT: no one serves duck as well as the Thai. The hard-working indigenous people of Thailand pass down the secret of duck cooking from generation to generation. They are rumored to use EVERY PART OF THEIR BODY to prepare the duck. Duck feathers are saved for Thai princes, who wear them in elaborate headdresses to impress exotic princesses as they pass. Duck feathers are taxed in Thailand like dollars are in America. The highest income brackets have to give ALL OF THEIR DUCK FEATHERS to the local princes. If they try to cheat on their income taxes, the princes burn down their entire village.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3929123)





Date: September 29th, 2005 8:17 AM
Author: Chocolate telephone shrine

this is really weird. It just so happens that I ate duck for the first time last week. It was very good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3929318)





Date: September 29th, 2005 2:13 PM
Author: Yellow house factory reset button

Ducks are so fatty though, despite general tastiness

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3930727)





Date: September 29th, 2005 9:15 AM
Author: laughsome school community account

http://www.vegalleries.com/dis-ltd/barks2.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3929418)





Date: September 29th, 2005 2:05 PM
Author: Exhilarant sound barrier

If I were to come back as an animal, it would definitely be a duck. I mean they can walk on land, swim, and fly. They are like the Duck Boat of the animal kingdom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3930676)





Date: September 29th, 2005 2:14 PM
Author: Yellow house factory reset button

Remember in a Christmas Story where they go out for Chinese on Xmas and have duck? FA RA RA RA RA FA RA RA RA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3930735)





Date: September 29th, 2005 2:15 PM
Author: arousing university gay wizard

awesome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3930740)





Date: September 29th, 2005 2:16 PM
Author: poppy galvanic athletic conference

This is, quite possibly, the best thread on xoxo in several months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3930745)





Date: September 29th, 2005 2:21 PM
Author: submissive fanboi

mighty ducks... best movie ever?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3930779)





Date: September 29th, 2005 2:22 PM
Author: comical silver bawdyhouse hunting ground

The Mighty Ducks of Anaheim lost their preseason game last night. However, Teemu Selanne scored his second goal of the preseason.

http://sports.yahoo.com/nhl/recap?gid=2005092825

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3930784)





Date: September 29th, 2005 2:24 PM
Author: Rambunctious chrome native

fuck fuck fuck a duck

screw a kangaroo

fingerbang an orangutan

an orgy at the zoo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3930806)





Date: September 29th, 2005 2:35 PM
Author: Multi-colored Meetinghouse Potus

I never know why Chinese take out places give out duck sauce all the time even when I don't order duck. what are you supposed to do with it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3930915)





Date: September 30th, 2005 5:40 PM
Author: ruddy masturbator

Rub it on your testicles. It attracts the ladies.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3940413)





Date: September 30th, 2005 5:38 PM
Author: Indigo Insanely Creepy Field Twinkling Uncleanness

quack

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3940390)





Date: September 30th, 2005 5:52 PM
Author: Floppy Citrine Cumskin Idea He Suggested

I was afraid this thread was lost forever.

While ducks generally are not man-eaters and rarely attack humans there is one species that has been known to swoop from the sky and viciously attack the unaware. Thus the phrase "Duck!"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3940519)





Date: October 6th, 2005 1:20 PM
Author: Very Tactful Black Stage Trust Fund

please reconcile:

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3927511

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3986381)





Date: October 6th, 2005 12:08 PM
Author: Exhilarant sound barrier

Aflac!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3985992)





Date: October 6th, 2005 1:55 PM
Author: Abusive office boiling water

Personally, I've never liked roast duck. I still fail to see why it's a delicacy in so many cultures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3986643)





Date: October 6th, 2005 1:58 PM
Author: arousing university gay wizard

you should try this, if the place is still standing:

http://www.liletterestaurant.com/dinner.html

Duck confit with baby greens and Vidalia onion

vinaigrette -9.5 -

btw, the dish in that picture is a really awful, flavorless hearts of palm salad. I would suggest that you pass on it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3986653)





Date: October 6th, 2005 2:03 PM
Author: smoky mischievous ceo

Eider down is the worlds most expensive feather, used to make Eider quilts.

INSANITY!

...check this out: http://www.plumeriabay.com/comforters-choose/eiderdown-duvets-king-c.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3986665)





Date: December 19th, 2007 5:46 PM
Author: topaz pozpig

A week's pay for a comforter seems excessive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#9051708)





Date: October 6th, 2005 2:09 PM
Author: Stimulating duck-like set sandwich

Duccats have nothing to ducks, but everything to do with prestige.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3986676)





Date: October 6th, 2005 2:11 PM
Author: Carnelian heady kitchen

So far your rep is quasi-muslim, older Persian guy who has received backlash post 9/11. Is ag for "aggregate." I think he was Persian, and he posted on the old PR board.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3986682)





Date: October 6th, 2005 3:49 PM
Author: Irate antidepressant drug dilemma

Oh that's why somone called me aggregate. No I'm not aggregate. 30 is now classified as older?! Dang. Fortunately I've been told I look younger than 30. I've also started a few other threads.

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=261190&mc=62&forum_id=2

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=261816&mc=84&forum_id=2

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=268193&mc=80&forum_id=2

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=262883&mc=20&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3987276)





Date: October 6th, 2005 3:55 PM
Author: Very Tactful Black Stage Trust Fund

dude, nothing in your post or in the linked threads has to do with ducks. Kinda hard to get a reputation if you're always spewing irrelevant babble.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3987313)





Date: October 6th, 2005 3:57 PM
Author: Yellow house factory reset button

no no. his name comes from here: http://www.agsites.net/links/duckresource.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3987324)





Date: October 8th, 2005 5:26 PM
Author: Indigo Insanely Creepy Field Twinkling Uncleanness

Why did you have to go and dick up my thread right near the very end? It was so perfect there for a while.

The tourist attraction Ride the Ducks uses amphibious vehicles that were used in WWII to land on beaches.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#4001450)





Date: October 8th, 2005 5:37 PM
Author: blue sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#4001521)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 4:11 AM
Author: Amber Skinny Woman Indian Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#4438270)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 4:40 AM
Author: Rambunctious chrome native

do i have a rep?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#4438300)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 4:40 AM
Author: Aggressive Forum

This thread is fucking awesome. Props to bmud for salvaging it. Does he still post?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#4438301)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 5:45 AM
Author: Odious Library

The blue beaked siberian duck is my favorite duck. Many of these wonderful ducks reside in the Lincoln Park zoo, where they can be viewed free of charge.

They are fabulous ducks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#4438360)





Date: February 7th, 2006 9:03 PM
Author: Concupiscible lavender gunner organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#5024258)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 9:55 AM
Author: Snowy insecure windowlicker

Top thread. LMFAO. Standing ovation for bmud.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#4438597)





Date: February 7th, 2006 11:03 AM
Author: Talented senate mad-dog skullcap

seconded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#5018600)





Date: February 7th, 2006 11:04 AM
Author: Talented senate mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#5018604)





Date: February 5th, 2006 12:55 AM
Author: Hideous patrolman

quack

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#4998290)





Date: February 5th, 2006 1:16 AM
Author: free-loading wonderful national

The Oregon Ducks are a fairly good football team.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#4998414)





Date: February 7th, 2006 10:57 AM
Author: Yellow house factory reset button

In a fairly acceptable city.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#5018559)





Date: February 7th, 2006 11:09 AM
Author: mind-boggling bistre ladyboy

Credited.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#5018622)





Date: February 7th, 2006 11:22 AM
Author: Talented senate mad-dog skullcap

these ducks, known as wood ducks, are fairly cute:

http://www.bastropcountyaudubon.org/images/Wood%20ducks.jpg



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#5018719)





Date: February 7th, 2006 11:25 AM
Author: Transparent Excitant Business Firm Indirect Expression

When I was 7, my grandfather bought me a stuffed duck. I shaved all its plush off with his razor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#5018727)





Date: February 7th, 2006 11:29 AM
Author: Talented senate mad-dog skullcap

that is kind of a sad duck story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#5018766)





Date: February 7th, 2006 11:31 AM
Author: Transparent Excitant Business Firm Indirect Expression

It has a happy ending. He said he would buy me another duck if I would buy him another razor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#5018773)





Date: February 7th, 2006 11:34 AM
Author: Talented senate mad-dog skullcap

that makes me smile.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#5018792)





Date: February 7th, 2006 11:40 AM
Author: lemon stead electric furnace

When I was a wee lad I travelled to France for a vacation. I spoke no French and my parents ordered my meals for me.

One night I was eating a meat unknown to my palate. I asked my father what it was and he quacked.

I have never been the same since.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#5018823)





Date: February 7th, 2006 11:45 AM
Author: trip goyim
Subject: About humping ducks:

say you're fucking a duck. does it matter if it's a girl or guy duck? if you were demanding payment to fuck the duck, would your bounty change based on the duck's gender?

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=326010&mc=7&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#5018854)





Date: February 7th, 2006 7:07 PM
Author: Hideous patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#5023138)





Date: February 8th, 2006 12:23 AM
Author: razzle brethren

While North American ducks have traditionally been nudist by nature, Finland refused to run Donald Duck comics because he didn't wear pants.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#5026000)





Date: February 8th, 2006 12:28 AM
Author: self-absorbed psychic spot

The saying "If it walks like a duck, and talks like a duck, then it must be a duck" is logically unsound. It might just be a man acting and talking like a duck, or it might be an image of a duck on the television screen -- neither are ducks, though. The man is, well, a man; and the duck on the television screen is nothing but bunch of electrons commingling on the television screen. Thus, the saying "If it walks ... " is a complete logical mess and should not ever be used again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#5026044)





Date: March 26th, 2006 1:28 PM
Author: vigorous brass center tattoo

I love ducks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#5429812)





Date: March 26th, 2006 1:44 PM
Author: filthy pistol home

thanks, fag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#5429935)





Date: March 26th, 2006 1:46 PM
Author: vigorous brass center tattoo

you don't like ducks?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#5429957)





Date: May 2nd, 2006 7:48 PM
Author: Ocher dashing orchestra pit

In 2002, psychologist Richard Wiseman and colleagues at the University of Hertfordshire (UK) finished a year-long LaughLab experiment, concluding that, of the animals in the world, the duck is the type that attracts most humor and silliness; he said "If you're going to tell a joke involving an animal, make it a duck."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#5701839)





Date: June 10th, 2006 3:18 PM
Author: Yellow house factory reset button

Quack bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#5953920)





Date: November 5th, 2006 9:19 PM
Author: Yellow house factory reset button

quack?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#6929562)





Date: November 6th, 2006 7:44 AM
Author: pink histrionic hell

excellent

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#6931806)





Date: November 19th, 2007 9:53 PM
Author: Yellow house factory reset button

http://www.ducks.org/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#8915782)





Date: December 19th, 2007 4:59 PM
Author: poppy galvanic athletic conference

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#9051536)





Date: December 19th, 2007 5:00 PM
Author: Contagious genital piercing

ty for this bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#9051539)





Date: December 19th, 2007 7:46 PM
Author: big range

Out-freaking-Standing bump. I have at least three different monikers up there that I had completely forgotten about.

Did you know that the game duck duck goose was created by ducks to torment homosexual ducks. Apparently, calling a duck a goose has a very negative connotation and doing so invariably results in the gay duck chasing the name caller.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#9052237)