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Swiped younger sister right on Tinder as a joke. She matched &

before I could message her "Haha" or something, sh...
curious dog poop corner
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crystalline diverse yarmulke
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cyan startled range trust fund
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Ebony Twinkling Uncleanness School
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impertinent box office double fault
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House-broken Native Death Wish
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Passionate ceo
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Marvelous mother
  10/09/14
its cliche to say "not flame" but its not. I wa...
curious dog poop corner
  10/09/14
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crystalline diverse yarmulke
  10/09/14
HOW much younger
Ebony Twinkling Uncleanness School
  10/09/14
11 years. there are two other siblings between us and im the...
curious dog poop corner
  10/09/14
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crystalline diverse yarmulke
  10/09/14
Im 28 bro. When I left home she was in the 2nd grade
curious dog poop corner
  10/09/14
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crystalline diverse yarmulke
  10/09/14
Ever catch a glimpse of her naked?
Contagious flesh foreskin
  10/09/14
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Provocative low-t reading party
  10/09/14
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crystalline diverse yarmulke
  10/09/14
send her a dick pic
Passionate ceo
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Provocative low-t reading party
  10/09/14
she's flaming u back u autistic wizard
wine preventive strike affirmative action
  10/09/14
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crystalline diverse yarmulke
  10/09/14
fuck her, and society, right in the ass
puce trailer park incel
  10/08/16
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Contagious flesh foreskin
  10/09/14
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Razzmatazz blood rage
  10/09/14
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fear-inspiring parlour
  10/09/14
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brass comical meetinghouse
  10/09/14
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Big deranged nursing home
  10/09/14
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Multi-colored heaven
  10/09/14
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swashbuckling gaping house
  10/09/14
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dark dead friendly grandma circlehead
  10/10/14
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free-loading chapel queen of the night
  10/10/14
laughing so hard at this
zippy sickened spot gaming laptop
  10/18/14
what did it say? really bothers me that i missed it
Excitant Self-centered Piazza Electric Furnace
  10/08/16
https://postimg.cc/Th2v7W3Z
Sepia spectacular factory reset button crackhouse
  10/06/25
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unholy flushed partner
  05/15/22
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brass comical meetinghouse
  10/27/14
Depends. How attractive is she?
light supple headpube
  10/09/14
not even bothering with responding to incrim evi thread. ...
Stimulating brilliant sex offender
  10/11/14
?
titillating rambunctious orchestra pit french chef
  10/11/14
imgur fail. sophie = nouveau. no way teen covets.
Stimulating brilliant sex offender
  10/11/14
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twinkling milk home
  10/27/14
bump for columbus day
rose fragrant hospital corn cake
  10/06/15
At Christmas http://imgur.com/r/Tinder/sPB4cDl
sooty cerebral abode prole
  12/25/15
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tantric navy wrinkle generalized bond
  02/05/17
lol
Deep translucent church fanboi
  10/09/14
Describe this surreal Columbus Day event conducted by your p...
massive thriller antidepressant drug
  10/09/14
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crystalline diverse yarmulke
  10/09/14
brother i think the brother will be the one throwing a bone ...
Ebony Twinkling Uncleanness School
  10/09/14
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brass comical meetinghouse
  10/09/14
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Buck-toothed Well-lubricated Jew
  10/10/14
He speaks for all of us
khaki wonderful sanctuary round eye
  10/09/14
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kink-friendly brunch
  10/09/14
Sounds like Festivus
Contagious flesh foreskin
  10/09/14
Columbus Day dinner is a time-honored tradition not to me...
Effete dilemma persian
  10/09/14
Not to kill the fun, but did it occur to you that rather tha...
Appetizing indirect expression
  10/09/14
yes and I am staking my soul on yours being the right interp...
curious dog poop corner
  10/09/14
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crystalline diverse yarmulke
  10/09/14
lolol. Bro is about to have an awkward as fukk T-day cele...
Geriatric Electric Public Bath
  10/09/14
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crystalline diverse yarmulke
  10/09/14
cr try "does ur pumpkin pie need any... whipped toppin...
wine preventive strike affirmative action
  10/09/14
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Bright center
  10/09/14
could send her a "rate this line" and then send th...
Copper depressive
  10/09/14
Shrewd
orchid cumskin
  10/09/14
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crystalline diverse yarmulke
  10/09/14
Twist: She already sent him the lick message.
Geriatric Electric Public Bath
  10/09/14
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wine preventive strike affirmative action
  10/09/14
180
Odious gold theater
  10/09/14
180
Adventurous cuckoldry
  10/09/14
180^180
Razzmatazz blood rage
  10/09/14
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fear-inspiring parlour
  10/09/14
what if "i knew it me too" just means i knew you w...
Razzmatazz blood rage
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crystalline diverse yarmulke
  10/09/14
how many pairs of panties do u think shell leave lying aroun...
Razzmatazz blood rage
  10/09/14
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crystalline diverse yarmulke
  10/09/14
"my panties mixed in with your load" oh god oh
Ebony Twinkling Uncleanness School
  10/09/14
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crystalline diverse yarmulke
  10/09/14
seems really really unlikely. get a grip on reality
Copper depressive
  10/09/14
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Razzmatazz blood rage
  10/09/14
How could this be possible? I'm just not seeing it.
cyan startled range trust fund
  10/09/14
second cousin flees from the room sobbing after her slutty s...
wine preventive strike affirmative action
  10/09/14
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titillating rambunctious orchestra pit french chef
  10/09/14
No match for the sister's slutty American Indian costume.
Vermilion skinny woman location
  10/09/14
wildly underrated
Vivacious Insanely Creepy Point Ratface
  10/09/14
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Saffron Vigorous Office
  12/06/14
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exciting aquamarine parlor
  10/10/20
You need a plausibly innocent way to ask for pic's. Then you...
razzle-dazzle lay water buffalo
  10/09/14
describe her body, including her tits, ass, and face
Excitant Self-centered Piazza Electric Furnace
  10/09/14
i have no recollection of posting in this thread
Excitant Self-centered Piazza Electric Furnace
  10/08/16
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idiotic marketing idea
  10/31/16
OP, do you... want.. to.. fuck.... your sister?
titillating rambunctious orchestra pit french chef
  10/09/14
?
charismatic maroon liquid oxygen
  10/09/14
it's a serious issue bro
titillating rambunctious orchestra pit french chef
  10/09/14
(xo 2014)
Greedy property
  10/09/14
or 2013 or 2012 ... or 2004
Fuchsia organic girlfriend hunting ground
  10/09/14
a damning indictment.
ultramarine laughsome sneaky criminal
  10/11/14
180
galvanic athletic conference
  10/09/14
if she just wanted to acknowledge tinder, she could have jus...
Lascivious splenetic forum
  10/09/14
cr. swiping overrides biology
titillating rambunctious orchestra pit french chef
  10/09/14
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Razzmatazz blood rage
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Buck-toothed Well-lubricated Jew
  10/09/14
Bro, it could be an obvious joke. I'd argue that 90% of sist...
kink-friendly brunch
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crystalline diverse yarmulke
  10/09/14
Let's pretend you saw your sister on Tinder (who you do not ...
kink-friendly brunch
  10/09/14
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crystalline diverse yarmulke
  10/09/14
1/10 sisters are down with incest (xo)
Lascivious splenetic forum
  10/09/14
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crystalline diverse yarmulke
  10/09/14
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crystalline diverse yarmulke
  10/09/14
honestly if you have ten sisters there probably is some kin...
Copper depressive
  10/09/14
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crystalline diverse yarmulke
  10/09/14
And 10/10 xo women
Multi-colored heaven
  10/10/14
Irrefutable logic. Guarantee that if she wasn't thinking abo...
crystalline diverse yarmulke
  10/09/14
Titcr Occam's razor bro
Multi-colored heaven
  10/09/14
It's how Sherlock Holmes would solve this mystery
crystalline diverse yarmulke
  10/09/14
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hyperventilating amethyst famous landscape painting community account
  10/11/14
you leaving home when she was only in second grade is prime ...
impertinent box office double fault
  10/09/14
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crystalline diverse yarmulke
  10/09/14
exactly, but coupled with that biological female desire to m...
impertinent box office double fault
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crystalline diverse yarmulke
  10/09/14
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brass comical meetinghouse
  10/09/14
...
impertinent box office double fault
  10/09/14
message back "well, at least one of us is hard."
metal mentally impaired base
  10/09/14
UPDATE: I called my mom because Im leaving from work tomorro...
curious dog poop corner
  10/09/14
lol
cyan startled range trust fund
  10/09/14
180
titillating rambunctious orchestra pit french chef
  10/09/14
lmao
Big deranged nursing home
  10/09/14
tyft
Razzmatazz blood rage
  10/09/14
Lol
crystalline diverse yarmulke
  10/09/14
...
topaz stage
  10/09/14
This is good.
drunken onyx bawdyhouse
  10/09/14
180 billion
Lascivious splenetic forum
  10/09/14
well. fucking. played.
wine preventive strike affirmative action
  10/09/14
very well executed, flame or not
180 hairless stage
  10/09/14
...
Buck-toothed Well-lubricated Jew
  10/09/14
180 this is great
Startling Voyeur Rigpig
  10/10/14
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fear-inspiring parlour
  10/11/14
The credited reaponse back is "I know! Fuck me, right?&...
Peach Party Of The First Part
  10/09/14
yeah, this flame fucking sucks. diaf OP
Dashing shrine pozpig
  10/09/14
Stfu we need this, badly.
Multi-colored heaven
  10/09/14
(no fun guy)
aromatic lodge
  10/09/14
...
soul-stirring pit
  06/05/18
(Guy who needs to STFU)
Pale plaza degenerate
  10/09/14
Inevitable winner of Thread of the Year 2014
Razzmatazz blood rage
  10/09/14
UPDATE: Ho lee shit, this is starting to get weird. Got a te...
curious dog poop corner
  10/09/14
LOL homeless the poaster sprinting into this thread, pant...
Clear wild station sound barrier
  10/09/14
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crystalline diverse yarmulke
  10/09/14
...
Pale plaza degenerate
  10/09/14
...
brass comical meetinghouse
  10/27/14
...
wine preventive strike affirmative action
  10/09/14
oh shit, are you guys gonna get fucked up before the show?
Claret mind-boggling space
  10/09/14
brother, his sister is gonna get fucked up. fucked right up...
Histrionic ruby hell
  10/09/14
u may want to fuck this friend to make ur sister jealous and...
Excitant Self-centered Piazza Electric Furnace
  10/09/14
I'd like to hear racist yoda chime in on this.
drunken onyx bawdyhouse
  10/09/14
titcr
Pale plaza degenerate
  10/09/14
...
drunken onyx bawdyhouse
  10/09/14
why is she nervous?
Razzmatazz blood rage
  10/09/14
Holy shit, you're really putting in the work for this.
cyan startled range trust fund
  10/09/14
...
fear-inspiring parlour
  10/11/14
EDM sluts too YNY..
impertinent box office double fault
  10/09/14
this. a dafy after our raver bitches thread. what a coincide...
duck-like field mexican
  10/09/14
get your phone charged, idiot you don't want a dead phone t...
Fuchsia organic girlfriend hunting ground
  10/10/14
Looks like a double date to me.
Flickering halford
  10/11/21
The friend just texted me, "You think [sister] is cute?...
curious dog poop corner
  10/09/14
Easy neg, just say she's your sister.
cyan startled range trust fund
  10/09/14
Post a pic of sis
khaki wonderful sanctuary round eye
  10/09/14
fatal flaw here, i dont think a chick is going to tell her f...
Razzmatazz blood rage
  10/09/14
nah ding. she could have just told her friend she matched wi...
Claret mind-boggling space
  10/09/14
yeah but idont think she would tell her friend unless she re...
Razzmatazz blood rage
  10/09/14
MUCH more likely that she told her friend because she has be...
crystalline diverse yarmulke
  10/09/14
I like this theory. Keep the dream alive.
drunken onyx bawdyhouse
  10/09/14
"MUCH more likely" tyft
dark dead friendly grandma circlehead
  10/11/14
well, it may have all begun as a joke, but i think the idea ...
Claret mind-boggling space
  10/09/14
nah she put the whole thing on her brother, OP is working on...
dark dead friendly grandma circlehead
  10/11/14
box out the HS friend's bf and make it a three-way, it's not...
talented at-the-ready roommate
  10/09/14
underrated suggestion
painfully honest aphrodisiac address
  10/11/14
selling sponsorship rights for this spot in an historic thre...
Beady-eyed internet-worthy ticket booth private investor
  10/09/14
This might just be the most 180 thread of 2014. Congrats.
tripping idea he suggested
  10/09/14
There is some next level shit happening here. In this thr...
crystalline diverse yarmulke
  10/09/14
ofs you gonna cancel weekend plans to refresh the thread too...
impertinent box office double fault
  10/09/14
DESCRIBE your fury when it gets garbaged by some insane NOWA...
Clear wild station sound barrier
  10/09/14
i will unleash the fury of 10000 unwanted nowag sons on that...
impertinent box office double fault
  10/09/14
...
Copper depressive
  10/10/14
...
crystalline diverse yarmulke
  10/09/14
...
Pale plaza degenerate
  10/09/14
I've literally never been more excited in my life.
Multi-colored heaven
  10/09/14
...
Boyish personal credit line
  10/09/14
...
Outnumbered Trip Church Building
  10/12/14
1800000000
Razzle bearded tanning salon cuck
  10/09/14
I hope they get it on. Life is hard enough as it is.
titillating rambunctious orchestra pit french chef
  10/09/14
life is hard as shit they should fuck
Boyish personal credit line
  10/09/14
I really like this as just a general motto.
cyan startled range trust fund
  10/09/14
...
Buck-toothed Well-lubricated Jew
  10/10/14
You need to fuck her right in the pussy.
titillating rambunctious orchestra pit french chef
  10/09/14
Loling hard
drunken onyx bawdyhouse
  10/09/14
Bros, I am going to masturbate to this story tonight in my b...
crystalline diverse yarmulke
  10/09/14
homeless, posting as a pro bowl level non-OP in this thread
hyperventilating amethyst famous landscape painting community account
  10/11/14
can u weave LABATT into this flame? my sponsors are hounding...
concupiscible mauve theatre
  10/09/14
...
crystalline diverse yarmulke
  10/09/14
there's prime real estate for sale further up.
Beady-eyed internet-worthy ticket booth private investor
  10/09/14
UPDATE: I basically came home and started pouring pints Jim ...
curious dog poop corner
  10/09/14
backup copy: http://imgur.com/FUynXxz
titillating rambunctious orchestra pit french chef
  10/09/14
fuckk me
curious dog poop corner
  10/09/14
you have to fuck her now, it's done
titillating rambunctious orchestra pit french chef
  10/09/14
i know u IRL
Excitant Self-centered Piazza Electric Furnace
  10/09/14
god's work, friend OP- dem titties
impertinent box office double fault
  10/09/14
...
crystalline diverse yarmulke
  10/09/14
unnnnngghhh. he needs to bang her
light supple headpube
  10/09/14
*unzips pants* RICO! YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO!
Pale plaza degenerate
  10/09/14
WTF NOOOOOO
sienna whorehouse messiness
  10/10/14
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck post it again
Greedy property
  10/10/14
fuck my ASS do NOT take this shit down dude!!!
hyperventilating amethyst famous landscape painting community account
  10/11/14
Nice cleavage. 180 flame overall
cyan startled range trust fund
  10/09/14
...
crystalline diverse yarmulke
  10/09/14
multiple lols from reading this thread
180 hairless stage
  10/09/14
discover what her asshole smells like and report back. make ...
Excitant Self-centered Piazza Electric Furnace
  10/09/14
...
Excitant Self-centered Piazza Electric Furnace
  10/10/14
...
Lascivious splenetic forum
  10/09/14
i could see it
titillating rambunctious orchestra pit french chef
  10/09/14
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
Spruce floppy sweet tailpipe national
  10/09/14
BEST THREAD OF XOXO 2000s
Razzmatazz blood rage
  10/09/14
...
Buck-toothed Well-lubricated Jew
  10/09/14
*ZOZO
Hairraiser cobalt elastic band main people
  06/27/16
...
glittery magical selfie
  10/09/14
OP - gonna need an RSS feed for updates ITT.
impertinent box office double fault
  10/09/14
The level of incest interest here is pretty progressive
Sick indian lodge legend
  10/10/14
gunna need to see that pic again
Crimson Irate Resort
  10/10/14
WTF?
Big deranged nursing home
  10/10/14
UPDATE: I woke up with the world's worst whiskey hangover an...
curious dog poop corner
  10/10/14
listen, just take the day off, chill in front of the TV and ...
Big deranged nursing home
  10/10/14
...
titillating rambunctious orchestra pit french chef
  10/10/14
120
Razzle bearded tanning salon cuck
  10/10/14
post the pic again
Greedy property
  10/10/14
...
drunken onyx bawdyhouse
  10/10/14
Life is short and you only have a few chances at REAL happin...
crystalline diverse yarmulke
  10/10/14
...
impertinent box office double fault
  10/10/14
Do it for yourself, do it for each other.
Multi-colored heaven
  10/10/14
Cr. In 10^100 years the heat death of our universe will occu...
khaki wonderful sanctuary round eye
  10/10/14
TY, brother. That was deep.
crystalline diverse yarmulke
  10/10/14
Yw friend. You have been the locomotive of this thread
khaki wonderful sanctuary round eye
  10/10/14
...
crystalline diverse yarmulke
  10/10/14
180 thread have a great weekend bro
Exhilarant Brindle Masturbator
  10/10/14
UPDATE: Back home. All the usual associations of childhood, ...
curious dog poop corner
  10/10/14
your mom knows and she is very proud
Fuchsia organic girlfriend hunting ground
  10/10/14
This bro. Mom: Son. Dad and I are going to see that girl ...
Geriatric Electric Public Bath
  10/10/14
...
Chartreuse Stirring Half-breed Area
  10/11/14
so rong, so rite
Opaque people who are hurt dysfunction
  10/11/14
give in to nature, brother.
titillating rambunctious orchestra pit french chef
  10/10/14
...
crystalline diverse yarmulke
  10/10/14
...
drunken onyx bawdyhouse
  10/10/14
take a nap or sleep in her bed tonight before she gets home....
heady senate philosopher-king
  10/10/14
work out first, then skip the shower.
titillating rambunctious orchestra pit french chef
  10/10/14
...
crystalline diverse yarmulke
  10/10/14
Take a shower when sister is home, leave bathroom door unloc...
drunken onyx bawdyhouse
  10/10/14
...
crystalline diverse yarmulke
  10/10/14
What's for dinner?
french disrespectful lettuce institution
  10/10/14
Jack off in the shampoo bottle
khaki wonderful sanctuary round eye
  10/10/14
Look bro, if this is not flame, you have to end it soon - it...
razzle-dazzle lay water buffalo
  10/10/14
180
Cracking Black Woman
  10/10/14
Not true. She knows she wants to fuck him and it's making he...
know-it-all hall
  10/10/14
This can be their Columbus Day thing.
Buck-toothed Well-lubricated Jew
  10/10/14
she's his sister and undoubtedly loves him. why wouldn't she...
light supple headpube
  10/10/14
she's already told her friend and has her friend texting him...
razzle-dazzle lay water buffalo
  10/10/14
...
Buck-toothed Well-lubricated Jew
  10/10/14
why would u go to jail bro
Razzmatazz blood rage
  10/10/14
even adult incest is illegal in most states i believe.
Awkward pink set
  10/10/14
She can't handle how much she wants the dick. No, though,...
cyan startled range trust fund
  10/10/14
wtf. homeless desperately sprinting to this thread to prove ...
Razzmatazz blood rage
  10/10/14
...
crystalline diverse yarmulke
  10/11/14
This has the potential to be the first legit 1000+ post thre...
Razzmatazz blood rage
  10/10/14
...
Buck-toothed Well-lubricated Jew
  10/10/14
it feels like the community is willing to ride out minor/maj...
Opaque people who are hurt dysfunction
  10/11/14
UPDATE: Everyone's in bed, my little sister is still not hom...
curious dog poop corner
  10/11/14
*poasts update on xo instead of going in her room and pwning...
Hilarious tan jap step-uncle's house
  10/11/14
Thank you for making a sad old man laugh.
alcoholic principal's office
  10/11/14
And so, tip-toeing like a fucking burglar through my childho...
curious dog poop corner
  10/11/14
omg
light supple headpube
  10/11/14
wtfffff, this cannot be real
Abusive Tattoo Macaca
  10/11/14
HAHAHAHAHA
motley frum volcanic crater
  10/11/14
Box, this is awfully good stuff... you have truly found your...
glittery magical selfie
  10/11/14
...
titillating rambunctious orchestra pit french chef
  10/11/14
...
motley frum volcanic crater
  10/11/14
this isn't box but otherwise cr
Emerald really tough guy
  10/11/14
...
Buck-toothed Well-lubricated Jew
  10/11/14
honored but this isn't my work
zippy sickened spot gaming laptop
  10/18/14
...
purple stag film
  04/01/22
I think this is why people like daytime soaps. Fucking love...
shimmering irradiated useless brakes
  10/11/14
oh my crucial head. incredible production value itt.
Domesticated sexy becky den
  10/11/14
...
crystalline diverse yarmulke
  10/11/14
...
brass comical meetinghouse
  10/27/14
agreed, best thread of 2014 already
milky vibrant garrison
  10/11/14
Really though, the pay off was too quick and too good. Nothi...
motley frum volcanic crater
  10/11/14
Creampie pics
light supple headpube
  10/11/14
...
crystalline diverse yarmulke
  10/11/14
Respond back: Wubbly seems in a comfortable position
milky vibrant garrison
  10/11/14
...
Excitant Self-centered Piazza Electric Furnace
  10/11/14
ROFL mr wubbly u fuckin slut
wine preventive strike affirmative action
  10/11/14
Wubbly's eyes are tender, curious....hopeful
khaki wonderful sanctuary round eye
  10/11/14
...
crystalline diverse yarmulke
  10/11/14
...
Vermilion skinny woman location
  11/21/15
ONE HUNDRED AND SISTERFUCKING EIGHTY
crystalline diverse yarmulke
  10/11/14
...
Chartreuse Stirring Half-breed Area
  10/11/14
...
Buck-toothed Well-lubricated Jew
  10/11/14
...
wine preventive strike affirmative action
  10/11/14
*Claps while holding onto pants with one hand*
brass comical meetinghouse
  10/27/14
lmfao
Effete dilemma persian
  10/11/14
amazing
amber locus
  10/11/14
Holy shit, can't stop LOLing
drunken onyx bawdyhouse
  10/11/14
180
cyan startled range trust fund
  10/11/14
...
Copper depressive
  10/11/14
...
Buck-toothed Well-lubricated Jew
  10/11/14
OH GOD, OH-
brass comical meetinghouse
  10/27/14
OP has, at one point, claimed s/he was a "Female ADA&qu...
Yapping racy school cafeteria
  10/11/14
Not the point you turd
shimmering irradiated useless brakes
  10/11/14
FUCKING DOOBS
motley frum volcanic crater
  10/11/14
nice work, ape detective doobs, u r one crazy mfer but at l...
wine preventive strike affirmative action
  10/11/14
Seriously.
crystalline diverse yarmulke
  10/11/14
did you ever watch star wars episodes i, ii, or iii? did you...
Domesticated sexy becky den
  10/11/14
...
Emerald really tough guy
  10/11/14
180. And fuck the ruiner. Like school in summertime.
Arousing Stead
  10/11/14
long overdue 180 to this one
Odious gold theater
  03/28/16
...
crystalline diverse yarmulke
  10/11/14
...
crystalline diverse yarmulke
  10/11/14
...
Razzmatazz blood rage
  10/11/14
fucking bullshit nobody has reposted the pic of this bitch ...
dun slippery internal respiration
  10/11/14
...
misunderstood temple fortuitous meteor
  10/11/14
...
Razzmatazz blood rage
  10/11/14
plz poast
bull headed filthy locale
  10/11/14
must need fap soon.
misunderstood temple fortuitous meteor
  10/11/14
co-signed, you useless FUCKS post the DAMN PICS
hyperventilating amethyst famous landscape painting community account
  10/11/14
Friends, he did. But obviously he could not leave them poste...
crystalline diverse yarmulke
  10/11/14
short, a bit thick and busty little sister or petite cheerle...
Appetizing indirect expression
  10/11/14
somebody pls respond
painfully honest aphrodisiac address
  10/11/14
For the love of god
drunken onyx bawdyhouse
  10/11/14
...
crystalline diverse yarmulke
  10/11/14
lol the loving detail that went into this description, man
wine preventive strike affirmative action
  10/11/14
you're a good dood
painfully honest aphrodisiac address
  10/11/14
I was mostly posting in this thread because Im a little frea...
curious dog poop corner
  10/11/14
good, good. Homeless would be proud of this poast
khaki wonderful sanctuary round eye
  10/11/14
180 this thread is delivering.
Drab cruise ship
  10/11/14
I BELIEVE
bateful library police squad
  10/11/14
describe how u feel at the thought of unloading your balls i...
Excitant Self-centered Piazza Electric Furnace
  10/11/14
plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz post the pics again
hyperventilating amethyst famous landscape painting community account
  10/11/14
1800000 I never stopped believing. Don't drink so much durin...
Multi-colored heaven
  10/11/14
...
crystalline diverse yarmulke
  10/11/14
THE DREAM IS ALIVE AND WELL
drunken onyx bawdyhouse
  10/11/14
FUCK YOUR SISTER LIKE A CHAMPION TODAY
Chartreuse Stirring Half-breed Area
  10/11/14
...
crystalline diverse yarmulke
  10/11/14
lol 180
wine preventive strike affirmative action
  10/11/14
OP needs to go to CVS, but a plan B pill, and then just hand...
Appetizing indirect expression
  10/11/14
(NOT a Lannister fan)
crystalline diverse yarmulke
  10/11/14
...
crusty mental disorder market
  10/11/14
poast deleted for violating the laws of humanity
Multi-colored heaven
  10/11/14
please delete. Let him write the story.
Orange goal in life
  10/11/14
lol at people ITT believing the OP well done
up-to-no-good pervert kitty
  10/11/14
...
crystalline diverse yarmulke
  10/11/14
never claimed to be a flame scholar
up-to-no-good pervert kitty
  10/11/14
uuungnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggghhhhhhhh 180
Ebony Twinkling Uncleanness School
  10/11/14
this is very entertaining, but I am surprised at how titilla...
plum love of her life
  10/11/14
(bro who apparently already has sexually fulfilling relation...
Multi-colored heaven
  10/11/14
(evan39)
Razzle bearded tanning salon cuck
  10/11/14
you shouldn't be. incest has always been a big part of the X...
light supple headpube
  10/11/14
it's a matter of degree. THe "hot dotter" meme wa...
plum love of her life
  10/11/14
http://i.imgur.com/TLETEiv.jpg
chad codepig
  10/11/14
keeping it real
Orange goal in life
  10/11/14
...
hyperventilating amethyst famous landscape painting community account
  10/11/14
cr
Charcoal Boiling Water
  10/11/14
Amen.
Rusted hissy fit casino
  10/11/14
lol cr
Saffron Vigorous Office
  10/11/14
...
dark dead friendly grandma circlehead
  10/11/14
...
wine preventive strike affirmative action
  10/11/14
...
Buck-toothed Well-lubricated Jew
  10/11/14
...
brass comical meetinghouse
  10/27/14
i can't see how this could end badly
painfully honest aphrodisiac address
  10/11/14
...
crystalline diverse yarmulke
  10/11/14
it's fucking awesome
Boyish personal credit line
  10/11/14
it is, unless you think that this might not be flame, and th...
painfully honest aphrodisiac address
  10/11/14
" who stand on the precipice of tearing their family ap...
light supple headpube
  10/11/14
this girl is 17. she is already unable to maintain composure...
painfully honest aphrodisiac address
  10/11/14
what makes you an expert on consensual incest?
light supple headpube
  10/11/14
i'm an expert at fucking the wrong people as an immature tee...
painfully honest aphrodisiac address
  10/11/14
i hear what ur saying whorie but this is 2014 -- 17yo girls ...
Boyish personal credit line
  10/11/14
180
mildly autistic unhinged mood kitchen
  10/11/14
if she really wants it, he should make her agree to anal fir...
painfully honest aphrodisiac address
  10/11/14
...
crystalline diverse yarmulke
  10/11/14
Absolutely disgusted here but can u tell me more about your ...
Garnet nighttime mad-dog skullcap regret
  10/11/14
...
Boyish personal credit line
  10/11/14
(Really gullible person)
Razzmatazz blood rage
  10/11/14
On the other hand....YOLO!
Appetizing indirect expression
  10/11/14
counterpoint: they should do it
Boyish personal credit line
  10/11/14
fine. they should do it and if they get found out, they shou...
painfully honest aphrodisiac address
  10/11/14
...
crystalline diverse yarmulke
  10/11/14
We're all going to be dead from ebola by the end of the year...
drunken onyx bawdyhouse
  10/11/14
...
Multi-colored heaven
  10/11/14
there is literally no way for this to end badly as far as i ...
Razzle bearded tanning salon cuck
  10/11/14
...
crystalline diverse yarmulke
  10/11/14
i agree. one person is going to get their dick wet insid...
Excitant Self-centered Piazza Electric Furnace
  10/11/14
lol
Lake jet-lagged rehab
  10/11/14
underrated
Claret mind-boggling space
  10/11/14
...
naked potus immigrant
  10/12/14
...
brass comical meetinghouse
  10/27/14
itt: doobs successfully turns on a bunch of male posters
duck-like field mexican
  10/11/14
So what was it like sitting alone at lunch in high school?
crystalline diverse yarmulke
  10/11/14
...
drunken onyx bawdyhouse
  10/11/14
hahahaha my bad brother youre like the number one fan of thi...
duck-like field mexican
  10/11/14
...
crystalline diverse yarmulke
  10/11/14
been married before brother. youre fighting the good fight
duck-like field mexican
  10/11/14
...
brass comical meetinghouse
  10/27/14
lol
avocado state coffee pot
  10/11/14
If this is a doobs thread, I think we owe him an apology
glittery magical selfie
  10/11/14
Can I please have my dildo back?
Azure ladyboy
  10/11/14
...
carmine site
  10/11/14
180
Drab cruise ship
  10/11/14
180
Ebony Twinkling Uncleanness School
  10/11/14
180
wine preventive strike affirmative action
  10/11/14
...
dark dead friendly grandma circlehead
  10/11/14
This is how I envision this thread going down: http://youtu...
sapphire university
  10/11/14
...
gas station
  10/11/14
that was a good thread
wine preventive strike affirmative action
  10/11/14
This link is incredibly accurate. Sister in vid is hawt.
sooty cerebral abode prole
  10/12/14
UPDATE: So Ive been watching the FSU game with my dad and tw...
curious dog poop corner
  10/11/14
Nicely slow-played, OP.
Appetizing indirect expression
  10/11/14
...
titillating rambunctious orchestra pit french chef
  10/11/14
...
crystalline diverse yarmulke
  10/11/14
180
Drab cruise ship
  10/11/14
OP's big dillema is whether he should pursue the friend toni...
Appetizing indirect expression
  10/11/14
...
crystalline diverse yarmulke
  10/11/14
I think I'd play for the threesome, because the fallback is ...
Appetizing indirect expression
  10/11/14
I don't know mang.... there are millions of teens, but you o...
crystalline diverse yarmulke
  10/11/14
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&f...
talented at-the-ready roommate
  10/11/14
Flame is losing steam. Like she'd go from showing him her d...
bistre pea-brained doctorate theater stage
  10/11/14
Bullshit. Women generally and teens specifically are notorio...
crystalline diverse yarmulke
  10/11/14
u sir are the stockton to OP's malone
Multi-colored heaven
  10/11/14
...
khaki wonderful sanctuary round eye
  10/11/14
I toil for the glory and good of the entire XO team.
crystalline diverse yarmulke
  10/11/14
...
Razzmatazz blood rage
  10/11/14
...
brass comical meetinghouse
  10/27/14
This logic is completely unassailable brother. Cot dam. Marr...
Razzmatazz blood rage
  10/11/14
This may surprise you: but this is not the first time that I...
crystalline diverse yarmulke
  10/11/14
Bro you were gonn a bang your sister? Wtf Go on...
Razzmatazz blood rage
  10/11/14
Don't have a sister. But I am married and regularly consider...
crystalline diverse yarmulke
  10/11/14
Go on...
brass comical meetinghouse
  10/27/14
...
talented at-the-ready roommate
  10/11/14
Your dad knows. He will drink to blackout tonight
khaki wonderful sanctuary round eye
  10/11/14
"So, son, ah..." your Dad begins to say, then trai...
Cuckold
  10/11/14
...
khaki wonderful sanctuary round eye
  10/11/14
Brother, it was like you were actually there.
crystalline diverse yarmulke
  10/11/14
gotta be this commercial, amirite? http://www.youtube.com...
bistre pea-brained doctorate theater stage
  10/11/14
Yessir.
Cuckold
  10/11/14
Sister: You're my present this year Brother: Well why don...
Excitant Self-centered Piazza Electric Furnace
  10/11/14
...
Emerald really tough guy
  10/11/14
...
Buck-toothed Well-lubricated Jew
  10/11/14
Sister (mouth still full): Bemf Chriffmaf EVER.
erotic business firm
  10/12/14
...
brass comical meetinghouse
  10/27/14
...
naked potus immigrant
  10/12/14
...
brass comical meetinghouse
  10/27/14
Bros... I just had a terrible thought . What if this entire ...
Razzmatazz blood rage
  10/11/14
...
crystalline diverse yarmulke
  10/11/14
lol incestmos
Abusive Tattoo Macaca
  10/11/14
Greatest flame thread in XO history?
dark dead friendly grandma circlehead
  10/11/14
...
crystalline diverse yarmulke
  10/11/14
Be honest, how many times have u jerked it already to the ti...
Razzmatazz blood rage
  10/11/14
...
crystalline diverse yarmulke
  10/11/14
Holy shit 400 legit poasts. Probably a first in xo history t...
Razzmatazz blood rage
  10/11/14
TBF about 300 of them are probably from two or three people
bistre pea-brained doctorate theater stage
  10/11/14
Doesn't change what I said This is probably the first thr...
Razzmatazz blood rage
  10/11/14
the are reptile gangbang thread wasn't far off in terms of h...
wine preventive strike affirmative action
  10/11/14
JFC, that was a great thread
brass comical meetinghouse
  10/27/14
op, does scott and his sister still live in your town?
Ebony Twinkling Uncleanness School
  10/11/14
...
Pungent Menage
  10/11/14
How has no one reposted the pic
fiercely-loyal mad cow disease
  10/11/14
...
Pungent Menage
  10/11/14
Wtf. Delete your posts and change moniker
Razzmatazz blood rage
  10/11/14
...
titillating rambunctious orchestra pit french chef
  10/11/14
Bro do you really want homeless to have nothing to live for?...
Razzmatazz blood rage
  10/11/14
God fucking dammit
topaz stage
  10/11/14
What the fuck - it's doobs!!
shimmering irradiated useless brakes
  10/11/14
anyone surprised that doobs owns stuffed animals and a dildo...
Abusive Tattoo Macaca
  10/11/14
UPDATE: Watching Notre Dame suffer from having a shit off...
curious dog poop corner
  10/11/14
cmon you assholes follow the rules, it's a small price to pa...
wine preventive strike affirmative action
  10/11/14
lol Cap'n A game of " coming unraveled as his flame rap...
talented at-the-ready roommate
  10/11/14
Don't let the occasional hater keep you down. Just listen to...
Multi-colored heaven
  10/11/14
...
crystalline diverse yarmulke
  10/11/14
...
Histrionic ruby hell
  10/11/14
Get help Doobs/Box
Glassy associate
  10/11/14
more likely box but give doobs his credit if he pulled this....
dun slippery internal respiration
  10/11/14
motherfucker give us the goddamn pic I'm a lifelong trust...
dun slippery internal respiration
  10/11/14
UPDATE: maybe it was nerves but i got wasted. barely ate ...
curious dog poop corner
  10/11/14
in on epic thread
Judgmental mustard
  10/11/14
...
Greedy property
  10/11/14
...
Buck-toothed Well-lubricated Jew
  10/11/14
Oh my
khaki wonderful sanctuary round eye
  10/11/14
omg
demanding primrose alpha
  10/11/14
...
jet wagecucks faggot firefighter
  10/11/14
delete b4 homeless gets in here, he's going to have a heart ...
wine preventive strike affirmative action
  10/11/14
seriously. the man has a family, after all.
Appetizing indirect expression
  10/11/14
BAW GAWD
khaki wonderful sanctuary round eye
  10/11/14
...
Buck-toothed Well-lubricated Jew
  10/11/14
Wife just asked me why I was staring off into space
crystalline diverse yarmulke
  10/11/14
What the fuck is going on
cyan startled range trust fund
  10/11/14
there's to be a fuck going on alright
demanding primrose alpha
  10/11/14
WHAT IN THE 180
Violet
  10/11/14
GOOD LUCK, BROTHER
obsidian
  10/11/14
what is the vial by her leg? Visine? Was she getting stone...
razzle-dazzle lay water buffalo
  10/11/14
Lube, but the lighter up in the corner suggests smoking is a...
Judgmental mustard
  10/11/14
By the look of the bruises on her thighs, you should wrap th...
Blue
  10/11/14
...
crystalline diverse yarmulke
  10/11/14
fyi: all yall niggas jerking off to doobs in panties and pin...
Hilarious tan jap step-uncle's house
  10/11/14
...
duck-like field mexican
  10/11/14
Are you the guy that gets pissed off when someone dresses as...
crystalline diverse yarmulke
  10/11/14
...
Outnumbered Trip Church Building
  10/12/14
thank the fucking lord, I'm going to die a happy man.
know-it-all hall
  10/11/14
i know this is a weird thing to notice, but why aren't there...
slap-happy canary
  10/11/14
...
crystalline diverse yarmulke
  10/11/14
...
dark dead friendly grandma circlehead
  10/11/14
ungh so hard now.
ultramarine laughsome sneaky criminal
  10/11/14
wtf
Green Legal Warrant
  10/11/14
Xo 2014: this is believable Xo 2014: FIVE BEERS IN 45 MI...
angry red new version
  10/11/14
bro it would take 45 minutes just to order 5 beers at a bar ...
Hilarious tan jap step-uncle's house
  10/11/14
Do you not think Shia lebouf can get the attention of a wait...
angry red new version
  10/11/14
Settle down. I'm sitting on the bed with her and this shit'...
Azure ladyboy
  10/11/14
...
wine preventive strike affirmative action
  10/11/14
...
crystalline diverse yarmulke
  10/11/14
iwanttobelieve.jpg
wine preventive strike affirmative action
  10/11/14
http://img.nzgameshop.com/posters/scifi_and_fantasy/x_files_...
razzle-dazzle lay water buffalo
  10/11/14
Wait didn't doobs already out himself by accidentally postin...
bistre pea-brained doctorate theater stage
  10/11/14
was the Lucio moniker doobs?
Cracking Black Woman
  10/11/14
That's what I thought
bistre pea-brained doctorate theater stage
  10/11/14
what lucio moniker? wat poast?
Hilarious tan jap step-uncle's house
  10/11/14
I have no doubt doobs would come in and try to fuck up this ...
Violet
  10/11/14
Meta-flame, flame within a flame. I like it.
bistre pea-brained doctorate theater stage
  10/11/14
...
wine preventive strike affirmative action
  10/11/14
The Lucio post isn't conclusive proof of flame but this reac...
talented at-the-ready roommate
  10/11/14
Lookit, with 3 links I could make a compelling case that A G...
Violet
  10/11/14
...
crystalline diverse yarmulke
  10/11/14
...
Razzmatazz blood rage
  10/11/14
Great detective work, but I'm a stuffed animal looking at so...
Azure ladyboy
  10/11/14
Great cameo ITT from a Heroic stuffed toy We salute you.
crystalline diverse yarmulke
  10/11/14
...
wine preventive strike affirmative action
  10/11/14
You know it's a great thread when there are subthread spinof...
olive sticky puppy
  10/11/14
CRIMINALLY underrated poast
Frozen faggotry
  11/21/15
...
Cuckold
  10/11/14
...
crystalline diverse yarmulke
  10/11/14
gtfo
hyperventilating amethyst famous landscape painting community account
  10/12/14
...
crystalline diverse yarmulke
  10/11/14
To be fair, Hey guys just popped onto the board, haven't ...
keepsake machete filthpig
  10/11/14
Holy shit
shimmering irradiated useless brakes
  10/11/14
?
Clear wild station sound barrier
  10/11/14
...
abnormal dingle berry scourge upon the earth
  10/11/14
180, unless this is the "Fresh Prince" at the end ...
Maize
  10/11/14
i think it is :(
Razzle bearded tanning salon cuck
  10/11/14
If it is then TBF is literally going to be run off the bort ...
Maize
  10/11/14
good self deprecation
demanding primrose alpha
  10/11/14
...
abnormal dingle berry scourge upon the earth
  10/11/14
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK23BhEQVyU
snowy boltzmann
  10/11/14
lol
wine preventive strike affirmative action
  10/12/14
180, this is a goat thread
dark dead friendly grandma circlehead
  10/12/14
180
  10/12/14
update posting fro the club drunk as fuck, there is no julie...
curious dog poop corner
  10/11/14
120
massive thriller antidepressant drug
  10/11/14
Let's see where he is going with this. Could be tweet style ...
khaki wonderful sanctuary round eye
  10/11/14
Cr. Bullshit for his sister to trick him into meeting up li...
dark dead friendly grandma circlehead
  10/11/14
...
crystalline diverse yarmulke
  10/11/14
what song is playing?
dark dead friendly grandma circlehead
  10/11/14
Say you're going to the bathroom so she goes in with u
Multi-colored heaven
  10/11/14
dont get too drunk bro, you need to be able to get your dick...
seedy iridescent knife
  10/12/14
...
motley frum volcanic crater
  10/12/14
being too drunk is going to ruin this
180 hairless stage
  10/12/14
u need to fuck ur sister u owe us
Boyish personal credit line
  10/12/14
...
dun slippery internal respiration
  12/06/14
...
motley frum volcanic crater
  10/12/14
shocking that this weird incestuous thread is so popular her...
Coiffed
  10/12/14
Friendly suggestion for next date: watch Teh Notebook: ht...
talking
  10/12/14
...
crystalline diverse yarmulke
  10/12/14
Holy shit holy shit
curious dog poop corner
  10/12/14
Well!?
topaz stage
  10/12/14
...
motley frum volcanic crater
  10/12/14
plz respond
Boyish personal credit line
  10/12/14
I suspect this girl would love the fact that 40 dudes on the...
charismatic maroon liquid oxygen
  10/12/14
just 40? you forgot to account for lurkers bro.
Emerald really tough guy
  10/12/14
Well?
know-it-all hall
  10/12/14
It is the clutch situation of the season. ...
Indecent aggressive toaster
  10/12/14
what's it gonna be boy
Clear wild station sound barrier
  10/12/14
180000000
Drab cruise ship
  10/12/14
??
Big deranged nursing home
  10/12/14
??? ! ???
Buck-toothed Well-lubricated Jew
  10/12/14
Cuddling with your 17 year old little sister must be HIGHLY ...
crystalline diverse yarmulke
  10/12/14
more likely he's curled up somewhere literally choking on th...
gaped shitlib rigor
  10/12/14
Homeless, since you are the best at explaining away flame as...
cyan startled range trust fund
  10/12/14
...
crystalline diverse yarmulke
  10/12/14
K, ty.
cyan startled range trust fund
  10/12/14
Frankly, it sounds like he is less worried about getting cau...
crystalline diverse yarmulke
  10/12/14
Double post, sorry.
cyan startled range trust fund
  10/12/14
My head is pounding and I want to die but part of me also fe...
curious dog poop corner
  10/12/14
...
crystalline diverse yarmulke
  10/12/14
...
crystalline diverse yarmulke
  10/12/14
...this is getting dark
hyperventilating amethyst famous landscape painting community account
  10/12/14
right? really didn't expect this story to get dark, given...
Clear wild station sound barrier
  10/12/14
As for the rest: a touching story of true love. Next steps?
crystalline diverse yarmulke
  10/12/14
...
khaki wonderful sanctuary round eye
  10/12/14
...
Blue
  10/12/14
She was sort of jerking me through my jeans. I had started d...
Cuckold
  10/12/14
please proceed. tyia
Orange goal in life
  10/12/14
Very disappointed in OP's level of intoxication. This story ...
180 hairless stage
  10/12/14
yeah, and after everyone warned him!!
painfully honest aphrodisiac address
  10/12/14
she kept calling me mister wubbly = 180
Razzle bearded tanning salon cuck
  10/12/14
please continue
naked potus immigrant
  10/12/14
"I remember opening the lid to the ice machine. I think...
Boyish personal credit line
  10/12/14
"I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at th...
Cuckold
  10/12/14
I look forward to the pregnancy update in 6 weeks bro
  10/12/14
(Lannister Fan)
crystalline diverse yarmulke
  10/12/14
...
Razzmatazz blood rage
  10/12/14
go read some literotica incest stories. the ones with impreg...
light supple headpube
  10/12/14
...
crystalline diverse yarmulke
  10/12/14
link for research poirposes?
Razzmatazz blood rage
  10/12/14
UPDATE: my mom came into my room about 30 min ago. She didn'...
Insecure crawly bbw
  10/12/14
(guy using two single quotes instead of my double quote.) ...
curious dog poop corner
  10/12/14
(guy taking his flame way too seriously)
Insecure crawly bbw
  10/12/14
sorry for thinking my whole life might be different today ma...
curious dog poop corner
  10/12/14
WTF? You're here but not providing the rest of the story!
milky vibrant garrison
  10/12/14
I don't know what to think anymore
  10/12/14
ty
Excitant Self-centered Piazza Electric Furnace
  10/12/14
Flame why would your mom just randomly look at your phone th...
  10/12/14
To get the deets on the Columbus day thing
Insecure crawly bbw
  10/12/14
And scene.
dark dead friendly grandma circlehead
  10/12/14
nigger
Excitant Self-centered Piazza Electric Furnace
  10/12/14
Wait, you're not OP? Dick move.
dark dead friendly grandma circlehead
  10/12/14
This post is NON-CANNON
dark dead friendly grandma circlehead
  10/12/14
It's the Book of Judas aka what actually happened
Insecure crawly bbw
  10/12/14
...
crystalline diverse yarmulke
  10/12/14
...
up-to-no-good pervert kitty
  10/12/14
...
dark dead friendly grandma circlehead
  10/12/14
Shameful display, brother. Go write your own thread with ...
crystalline diverse yarmulke
  10/12/14
...
Hilarious tan jap step-uncle's house
  10/12/14
real update, plz?
painfully honest aphrodisiac address
  10/12/14
Yeah, some of these bros have probably been edging for over ...
black multi-billionaire
  10/12/14
...
crystalline diverse yarmulke
  10/12/14
Post 600!
crystalline diverse yarmulke
  10/12/14
you guys realize this is all flame, right?
stubborn bipolar hairy legs
  10/12/14
they wall want to fuck their sisters tho
Green Legal Warrant
  10/12/14
You don't?
orchid cumskin
  10/12/14
...
crystalline diverse yarmulke
  10/12/14
FINAL UPDATE: The reenactment was a disaster. I was hung...
curious dog poop corner
  10/12/14
...
Cuckold
  10/12/14
wtf
Razzmatazz blood rage
  10/12/14
youre a fucking weirdo man. thought this was doobs before bu...
duck-like field mexican
  10/12/14
need more about fingering her in the car and blowing him in ...
Razzmatazz blood rage
  10/12/14
that stupid shit screamed tbf to me
duck-like field mexican
  10/12/14
...
seedy iridescent knife
  10/12/14
cr, the earlier Box-related obsessions of OP + the historica...
Yapping racy school cafeteria
  10/12/14
also the Julia-threading and gay overwritten style editL so...
duck-like field mexican
  10/12/14
Big surprise gay-ass-thug "Memph Bleek" didnt like...
Violet
  10/12/14
sorry brother I figured you came already since that was the ...
duck-like field mexican
  10/12/14
def owns dildo but he's just using pics from elsewhere
Yapping racy school cafeteria
  10/12/14
this ending isn't very satisfying
light supple headpube
  10/12/14
cr. gonna need some fucking, if only just the tip. cumshot o...
titillating rambunctious orchestra pit french chef
  10/12/14
it was written like some female soliloquy from the black and...
Fuchsia organic girlfriend hunting ground
  10/12/14
...
sooty cerebral abode prole
  10/12/14
gross man thats ur sister
Beady-eyed internet-worthy ticket booth private investor
  10/12/14
did u fuck or not
Excitant Self-centered Piazza Electric Furnace
  10/12/14
...
crystalline diverse yarmulke
  10/12/14
180 Sorry its come to an end like this brother but you we...
Razzmatazz blood rage
  10/12/14
...
crystalline diverse yarmulke
  10/12/14
120. Shitty flame (no matter how good it starts, and this wa...
olive sticky puppy
  10/12/14
OP's flame was off to an incredible start, but he's going to...
slap-happy canary
  10/12/14
The big mistake was writing the friend out of the story. Th...
Appetizing indirect expression
  10/12/14
Fuck all the haters bro this is a brilliant ending and in ti...
  10/12/14
...
Frozen faggotry
  11/21/15
...
Transparent
  10/06/25
I like it. Good luck brother.
dark dead friendly grandma circlehead
  10/12/14
You're skadden farts or whoever that guy who wrote the shitl...
glittery magical selfie
  10/12/14
This is a great guess.
Buck-toothed Well-lubricated Jew
  10/13/14
180, ty.
cyan startled range trust fund
  10/12/14
brother. this is a solid thread. you have a legit talent for...
windowlicker
  10/12/14
180
Aqua fantasy-prone weed whacker
  10/08/16
This conclusion has aged surprisingly well
gay tank
  10/31/16
...
Frozen faggotry
  10/09/18
Flame or not, that is a luscious ass I’d pay $10K or m...
jade laser beams
  10/11/21
i liked it. the consequences of what happened to this man a...
sadistic pistol
  10/12/14
"A sometimes appallingly accurate view of today's world...
gas station
  10/12/14
Anyone else notice that in the picture the sun is rising (or...
Violet
  10/12/14
love? he didn't know her your flame is equally obvious to t...
Fuchsia organic girlfriend hunting ground
  10/12/14
titc analysis
zippy sickened spot gaming laptop
  10/18/14
...
Frozen faggotry
  10/09/18
well, op probably has my ip address, my ssn, and all my irl ...
know-it-all hall
  10/12/14
A+++++ i come to this site for stupid-weird and thread de...
hyperventilating amethyst famous landscape painting community account
  10/13/14
OP is Johnsmeyer. HTH. OP's moniker is the same phrase Johns...
Outnumbered Trip Church Building
  10/13/14
Also, you are the op, since op claimed to have come up with ...
Azure ladyboy
  10/13/14
?
Outnumbered Trip Church Building
  10/13/14
...
crystalline diverse yarmulke
  10/27/14
...
  12/06/14
The total drop off of posting after the climax is really sho...
Multi-colored heaven
  12/06/14
no, I think people were just disillusioned by that point. T...
razzle-dazzle lay water buffalo
  12/06/14
...
Razzmatazz blood rage
  04/07/15
...
gas station
  04/11/15
http://mic.com/articles/116094/these-long-lost-siblings-amaz...
maniacal
  04/22/15
...
Big deranged nursing home
  05/17/15
...
Mint misanthropic dragon
  06/04/15
Not flame.
Multi-colored heaven
  08/18/15
update?
chest-beating roast beef
  10/06/15
...
blathering national security agency
  10/11/15
How's the Columbus Day celebration looking this year?
  10/11/15
...
demanding primrose alpha
  10/12/15
Columbus day bump.
Walnut gunner brethren
  10/12/15
bump
Clear wild station sound barrier
  11/21/15
HAPPY THANKSGIVING!
hyperactive indigo goyim
  11/25/15
...
Razzmatazz blood rage
  12/24/15
Much better sistr thrras
Razzmatazz blood rage
  12/27/15
...
Mint misanthropic dragon
  03/10/16
the beginning of the degenerate era
mahogany twisted kitty cat
  03/10/16
...
soul-stirring pit
  03/28/16
...
Sepia spectacular factory reset button crackhouse
  06/27/16
PotY 2014
violent pisswyrm
  06/27/16
...
Outnumbered Trip Church Building
  08/21/16
...
Salmon boistinker
  08/22/16
god i still remember reading this thread as it was happening...
Razzmatazz blood rage
  08/22/16
...
Chestnut Hideous Turdskin
  09/13/16
fuck this was 2014 fuck fuck fuck
Magenta infuriating
  09/13/16
I;ve been here too long.
  09/13/16
this was like yesterday in my time on here and fuck me it wa...
Magenta infuriating
  09/13/16
reading it is in toto, i like how it develops over days wit...
Chestnut Hideous Turdskin
  09/13/16
...
brass comical meetinghouse
  09/13/16
so who was the author, TBF?
Chestnut Hideous Turdskin
  09/13/16
Game of ""
Narrow-minded lavender azn feces
  09/13/16
i remember but was he "his own dude" or a tbf alt?
Chestnut Hideous Turdskin
  09/13/16
...
self-absorbed mediation
  09/13/16
the author is definitely tbtp
Salmon boistinker
  09/13/16
...
blathering national security agency
  10/08/16
The most popular family at my high school had twins. Both ve...
puce trailer park incel
  10/08/16
did they have a midget sibling, too?
Fuchsia organic girlfriend hunting ground
  10/31/16
:-)
Bronze
  10/08/16
still GOAT POTUS thread
Razzmatazz blood rage
  10/31/16
The POTUS of XODUS
Bronze
  10/31/16
you never know what could happen on that golden day that the...
Elite Travel Guidebook
  10/31/16
...
Frozen faggotry
  10/09/18
...
sooty cerebral abode prole
  11/21/16
...
Razzmatazz blood rage
  01/10/17
...
turquoise giraffe
  02/04/17
...
sooty cerebral abode prole
  02/04/17
...
Bronze
  02/04/17
Most flawlessly executed flame I've ever seen
stock car international law enforcement agency
  02/04/17
...
Bronze
  02/04/17
...
Bronze
  02/04/17
...
Elite Travel Guidebook
  02/05/17
...
Bronze
  02/08/17
...
Yellow harsh candlestick maker
  06/28/17
...
insane
  08/24/17
San Fernando Neighborhood Council changes Columbus Day to In...
scarlet clown karate
  09/01/17
how has this not been bumped yet today
stain toilet seat
  10/09/17
I can never remember the title keywords ty
stock car international law enforcement agency
  10/09/17
Columbus Day BUMP
Abusive Tattoo Macaca
  10/09/17
There should be a Christmas episode of this story.
Lemon crotch
  12/18/17
...
Poppy haunted graveyard psychic
  01/06/18
Overrated literotica. Idk why ppl liked this flame so much
ivory old irish cottage
  01/06/18
...
self-absorbed mediation
  02/06/18
...
amber locus
  06/12/18
pre-columbus day bump
Elite Travel Guidebook
  10/06/18
4 year bump
scarlet clown karate
  10/09/18
Happy Columbus Day!
  10/09/18
...
Adventurous cuckoldry
  10/17/18
...
chrome coldplay fan
  05/19/19
...
purple stag film
  05/19/19
...
Violet
  10/14/19
...
Razzmatazz blood rage
  05/05/20
...
white
  06/28/20
...
Underhanded Juggernaut
  06/29/20
...
Violet
  07/10/20
...
exciting aquamarine parlor
  10/10/20
Happy early Columbus Day to you too
fat ankles
  10/10/20
where are we on this?
dopamine
  10/10/20
TITCR
sandwich
  02/17/21
...
  10/08/21
...
fighting ocher
  02/17/21
...
Violet
  10/11/21
So uh... anyone still have pics of the sister? original imgu...
Flickering halford
  10/11/21
The ass pic is still up. I can't remember if I saw the origi...
Confused bonkers
  10/11/21
Anyone else feel like the OP should be doing an annual Colum...
Confused bonkers
  10/11/21
...
  10/07/22
...
  12/02/21
...
lilac patrolman trump supporter
  10/07/22
fuck we missed Columbus Day
nowag
  10/07/22
Man this makes me feel old
Magenta infuriating
  10/07/22
Happy Columbus Day!
cruel-hearted
  10/10/22
...
  10/10/22
...
Pearly genital piercing
  10/13/25
One of the best flame threads ever. I remember feeling like ...
  11/23/22
...
Histrionic ruby hell
  05/06/23
...
Flirting digit ratio
  05/06/23
Time flies
cream telephone
  05/06/23
This thread is a masterwork. Every time it gets bumped, it's...
Walnut gunner brethren
  05/06/23
...
lilac patrolman trump supporter
  10/09/23
best part of the flame is whoever edited OP to make it seem ...
nowag
  10/09/23
...
Sepia spectacular factory reset button crackhouse
  10/06/25
My family celebrates this thread on Columbus Day. Me and sis...
Fluffy background story
  10/09/23
...
Elite Travel Guidebook
  10/10/23
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuoBNKGt4TI
Carnelian pocket flask
  10/20/23
...
Elite Travel Guidebook
  10/20/23
...
Bronze
  10/20/23
DIAMOND HARD EVERY TIME
Coral Quadroon
  10/20/23
...
  10/20/23
...
  10/20/23
...
Fishy deer antler
  10/13/24
I was thinking about this thread earlier today
alcoholic slate
  10/13/24
I wrote this TEN YEARS AGO :/
curious dog poop corner
  10/13/24
good work, i remember this thread
Histrionic ruby hell
  10/13/24
Almost that time of year again ⛵️
Transparent
  10/06/25
This is the first thing I think of when I hear it's Columbus...
Confused bonkers
  10/13/25


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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:13 PM
Author: curious dog poop corner

before I could message her "Haha" or something, she wrote "i knew it, me too"

Im supposed to come home this weekend for this Columbus day thing my parents do. I dont know how to approach this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26485946)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:16 PM
Author: crystalline diverse yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26485970)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:16 PM
Author: cyan startled range trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26485977)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:17 PM
Author: Ebony Twinkling Uncleanness School



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26485983)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:17 PM
Author: impertinent box office double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26485985)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:17 PM
Author: House-broken Native Death Wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26485989)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:19 PM
Author: Passionate ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486001)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:19 PM
Author: Marvelous mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486010)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:21 PM
Author: curious dog poop corner

its cliche to say "not flame" but its not.

I was using the Tools for Tinder app last night in order to check out girls in my hometown before I leave for there tomorrow. Hoping to arrange some pussy for an otherwise long boring weekend in the burbs.

Sure as shit, there she is. I figured Id swipe right, she wouldnt see it until I was there in town (in her local tinder pool) and then Id message "Haha, stop being a slut" or something stupid.

But we matched like a moment later, as if she had already swiped me right. And while I was puzzling over that I got her message.

conflicted and sort of ashamed here bro

xo flame aside, im embarrassed how much this turns me on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486020)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:22 PM
Author: crystalline diverse yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486040)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:23 PM
Author: Ebony Twinkling Uncleanness School

HOW much younger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486042)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: curious dog poop corner

11 years. there are two other siblings between us and im the oldest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486075)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: crystalline diverse yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486140)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:37 PM
Author: curious dog poop corner

Im 28 bro.

When I left home she was in the 2nd grade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486149)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:40 PM
Author: crystalline diverse yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486163)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: Contagious flesh foreskin

Ever catch a glimpse of her naked?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486145)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:38 PM
Author: Provocative low-t reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486154)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:28 PM
Author: crystalline diverse yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488523)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:23 PM
Author: Passionate ceo

send her a dick pic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486043)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:24 PM
Author: Provocative low-t reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486047)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:31 PM
Author: wine preventive strike affirmative action

she's flaming u back u autistic wizard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486452)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:55 PM
Author: crystalline diverse yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488686)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:43 AM
Author: puce trailer park incel

fuck her, and society, right in the ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#31586932)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: Contagious flesh foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486077)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:12 PM
Author: Razzmatazz blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486352)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:09 PM
Author: fear-inspiring parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486654)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:45 PM
Author: brass comical meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487209)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: Big deranged nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487269)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:09 PM
Author: Multi-colored heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487676)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:34 PM
Author: swashbuckling gaping house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488168)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:08 AM
Author: dark dead friendly grandma circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26491512)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:24 AM
Author: free-loading chapel queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26491577)



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Date: October 18th, 2014 8:14 PM
Author: zippy sickened spot gaming laptop

laughing so hard at this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26544107)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:38 AM
Author: Excitant Self-centered Piazza Electric Furnace

what did it say? really bothers me that i missed it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#31586902)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: Sepia spectacular factory reset button crackhouse

https://postimg.cc/Th2v7W3Z

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#49330090)



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Date: May 15th, 2022 12:43 PM
Author: unholy flushed partner



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Date: October 27th, 2014 3:40 PM
Author: brass comical meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26597183)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:17 PM
Author: light supple headpube

Depends. How attractive is she?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26485987)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:02 PM
Author: Stimulating brilliant sex offender

not even bothering with responding to incrim evi thread.

Sophie the giraffe. Nigger, better luck next time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498484)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:03 PM
Author: titillating rambunctious orchestra pit french chef

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498488)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:07 PM
Author: Stimulating brilliant sex offender

imgur fail. sophie = nouveau. no way teen covets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498511)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 12:21 PM
Author: twinkling milk home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26596047)



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Date: October 6th, 2015 10:56 AM
Author: rose fragrant hospital corn cake

bump for columbus day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#28910132)



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Date: December 25th, 2015 11:37 AM
Author: sooty cerebral abode prole

At Christmas

http://imgur.com/r/Tinder/sPB4cDl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#29451893)



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Date: February 5th, 2017 9:38 AM
Author: tantric navy wrinkle generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#32548874)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:18 PM
Author: Deep translucent church fanboi

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26485991)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:19 PM
Author: massive thriller antidepressant drug

Describe this surreal Columbus Day event conducted by your parents.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486011)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:22 PM
Author: crystalline diverse yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486029)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:24 PM
Author: Ebony Twinkling Uncleanness School

brother i think the brother will be the one throwing a bone in this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486045)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:46 PM
Author: brass comical meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487216)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:35 AM
Author: Buck-toothed Well-lubricated Jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26490057)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: khaki wonderful sanctuary round eye

He speaks for all of us

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486218)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:27 PM
Author: kink-friendly brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487077)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: Contagious flesh foreskin

Sounds like Festivus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486074)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:24 PM
Author: Effete dilemma persian

Columbus Day dinner is a time-honored tradition

not to mention Columbus Day morning when you're a kid. so 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486417)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:41 PM
Author: Appetizing indirect expression

Not to kill the fun, but did it occur to you that rather than indicating that she wanted to fuck you, "knew it, me too" meant "Ha, you use tinder to get ass just like I do!"?

EDIT: Tempted to delete this poast because it was made just a few minutes after the thread was created and long before the greatness of the thread was established. But I will leave it intact for posterity and an accurate historical record.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486168)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:42 PM
Author: curious dog poop corner

yes and I am staking my soul on yours being the right interpretation. the main point is that I cannot believe how aroused i became wondering if there was another way to read it... and wondering and wondering if I should respond with subtle provocation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486174)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:44 PM
Author: crystalline diverse yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486184)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:42 PM
Author: Geriatric Electric Public Bath

lolol.

Bro is about to have an awkward as fukk T-day celebration when his lil sis slices his arm for coming from behind and aggressively rubbing her pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486177)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:46 PM
Author: crystalline diverse yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486194)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:33 PM
Author: wine preventive strike affirmative action

cr

try "does ur pumpkin pie need any... whipped topping?" or "it's xmas, should we go ahead and light ur yule log?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486465)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:44 PM
Author: Bright center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487207)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: Copper depressive

could send her a "rate this line" and then send the lick message. see how she responds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486217)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:56 PM
Author: orchid cumskin

Shrewd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486267)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:00 PM
Author: crystalline diverse yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486292)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:05 PM
Author: Geriatric Electric Public Bath

Twist: She already sent him the lick message.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486312)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:34 PM
Author: wine preventive strike affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486470)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: Odious gold theater

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486222)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:08 PM
Author: Adventurous cuckoldry

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486327)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:12 PM
Author: Razzmatazz blood rage

180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486350)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: fear-inspiring parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486359)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:15 PM
Author: Razzmatazz blood rage

what if "i knew it me too" just means i knew you would b eon tinder???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486374)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:21 PM
Author: crystalline diverse yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486406)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:08 PM
Author: Razzmatazz blood rage

how many pairs of panties do u think shell leave lying around for him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486648)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:48 PM
Author: crystalline diverse yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486859)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:50 PM
Author: Ebony Twinkling Uncleanness School

"my panties mixed in with your load" oh god oh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486868)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:52 PM
Author: crystalline diverse yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486882)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:41 PM
Author: Copper depressive

seems really really unlikely. get a grip on reality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486513)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:10 PM
Author: Razzmatazz blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486657)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:42 PM
Author: cyan startled range trust fund

How could this be possible? I'm just not seeing it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486517)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:35 PM
Author: wine preventive strike affirmative action

second cousin flees from the room sobbing after her slutty santa maria costume is ignored, y?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486480)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:53 PM
Author: titillating rambunctious orchestra pit french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486572)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:42 PM
Author: Vermilion skinny woman location

No match for the sister's slutty American Indian costume.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486829)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:34 PM
Author: Vivacious Insanely Creepy Point Ratface

wildly underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26489396)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:14 AM
Author: Saffron Vigorous Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26870990)



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Date: October 10th, 2020 1:30 AM
Author: exciting aquamarine parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#41084605)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:12 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle lay water buffalo

You need a plausibly innocent way to ask for pic's. Then you can judge her intents by what she sends you (and by good post them for us to help you judge).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486670)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:17 PM
Author: Excitant Self-centered Piazza Electric Furnace

describe her body, including her tits, ass, and face

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486699)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:41 AM
Author: Excitant Self-centered Piazza Electric Furnace

i have no recollection of posting in this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#31586916)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:29 PM
Author: idiotic marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#31768001)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:38 PM
Author: titillating rambunctious orchestra pit french chef

OP, do you... want.. to.. fuck.... your sister?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486811)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:57 PM
Author: charismatic maroon liquid oxygen

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26489124)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:58 PM
Author: titillating rambunctious orchestra pit french chef

it's a serious issue bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26489133)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:41 PM
Author: Greedy property

(xo 2014)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486824)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:50 PM
Author: Fuchsia organic girlfriend hunting ground

or 2013

or 2012

...

or 2004

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486869)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: ultramarine laughsome sneaky criminal

a damning indictment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500280)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:53 PM
Author: galvanic athletic conference

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486887)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:32 PM
Author: Lascivious splenetic forum

if she just wanted to acknowledge tinder, she could have just texted or emailed him about it. the fact is that she swiped right, and acknowledged the mutual swipe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487106)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:33 PM
Author: titillating rambunctious orchestra pit french chef

cr. swiping overrides biology

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487109)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:36 PM
Author: Razzmatazz blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487131)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:25 PM
Author: Buck-toothed Well-lubricated Jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26489327)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:33 PM
Author: kink-friendly brunch

Bro, it could be an obvious joke. I'd argue that 90% of sisters do not want to fuck their brothers. If you are of that 90%, you would think pretending to want to fuck your brother is hilarious because it isn't in the realm of possibility.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487115)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:35 PM
Author: crystalline diverse yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487130)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:38 PM
Author: kink-friendly brunch

Let's pretend you saw your sister on Tinder (who you do not want to fuck) and thought it was funny that she was looking for dudes on Tinder so you swipe right to let her know that you know she is on Tinder.

Then you send her a funny text message in case she doesn't check Tinder and you want her to know you saw her.

Now, what don't you get?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487163)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:58 PM
Author: crystalline diverse yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487266)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:51 PM
Author: Lascivious splenetic forum

1/10 sisters are down with incest (xo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487243)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: crystalline diverse yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487272)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:04 PM
Author: crystalline diverse yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487283)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: Copper depressive

honestly if you have ten sisters there probably is some kinky shit going on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487406)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:14 PM
Author: crystalline diverse yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487705)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:39 PM
Author: Multi-colored heaven

And 10/10 xo women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26492431)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:34 PM
Author: crystalline diverse yarmulke

Irrefutable logic. Guarantee that if she wasn't thinking about it before she sure as shit is now...

...and she is NOT repulsed. Which only leaves one other possibility...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487120)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:35 PM
Author: Multi-colored heaven

Titcr Occam's razor bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487127)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:36 PM
Author: crystalline diverse yarmulke

It's how Sherlock Holmes would solve this mystery

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487139)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:48 AM
Author: hyperventilating amethyst famous landscape painting community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497517)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:36 PM
Author: impertinent box office double fault

you leaving home when she was only in second grade is prime GSA territory

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487137)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:37 PM
Author: crystalline diverse yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487145)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:38 PM
Author: impertinent box office double fault

exactly, but coupled with that biological female desire to mate as homogeneously as possible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487167)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:44 PM
Author: crystalline diverse yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487204)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:48 PM
Author: brass comical meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487226)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:56 PM
Author: impertinent box office double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487257)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:37 PM
Author: metal mentally impaired base

message back "well, at least one of us is hard."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487147)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:12 PM
Author: curious dog poop corner

UPDATE: I called my mom because Im leaving from work tomorrow, packing tonight, and wanted to know if there's anything I should bring from the city.

At the end of the call she was like, "I think [your sister] wants to talk to you...." I heard her set down the phone and call my little sister over, then there were sounds like my sister was whispering "no! no!" and running off, then my mom was like, "welp guess not".

This is getting awkward as fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487321)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:14 PM
Author: cyan startled range trust fund

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487332)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:14 PM
Author: titillating rambunctious orchestra pit french chef

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487334)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:18 PM
Author: Big deranged nursing home

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487354)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:23 PM
Author: Razzmatazz blood rage

tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487379)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:26 PM
Author: crystalline diverse yarmulke

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487397)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:15 PM
Author: topaz stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487709)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: drunken onyx bawdyhouse

This is good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487762)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: Lascivious splenetic forum

180 billion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487767)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:17 PM
Author: wine preventive strike affirmative action

well. fucking. played.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488450)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:40 PM
Author: 180 hairless stage

very well executed, flame or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488987)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:24 PM
Author: Buck-toothed Well-lubricated Jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26489326)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:23 PM
Author: Startling Voyeur Rigpig

180 this is great

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26495347)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:20 AM
Author: fear-inspiring parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26496354)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:12 PM
Author: Peach Party Of The First Part

The credited reaponse back is "I know! Fuck me, right?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487322)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:19 PM
Author: Dashing shrine pozpig

yeah, this flame fucking sucks.

diaf OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487359)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:30 PM
Author: Multi-colored heaven

Stfu we need this, badly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487419)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:09 PM
Author: aromatic lodge

(no fun guy)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487680)



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Date: June 5th, 2018 12:04 PM
Author: soul-stirring pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#36187371)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:52 PM
Author: Pale plaza degenerate

(Guy who needs to STFU)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26489501)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:30 PM
Author: Razzmatazz blood rage

Inevitable winner of Thread of the Year 2014

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487417)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:15 PM
Author: curious dog poop corner

UPDATE: Ho lee shit, this is starting to get weird. Got a text from my little sister's little HS friend asking me to go with them to some show that my sister is supposedly "nervous" about.

http://i.imgur.com/tk0SXPQ.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488015)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:18 PM
Author: Clear wild station sound barrier

LOL

homeless the poaster sprinting into this thread, pants around ankles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488047)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:05 PM
Author: crystalline diverse yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488378)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:53 PM
Author: Pale plaza degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26489504)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 3:42 PM
Author: brass comical meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26597194)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:18 PM
Author: wine preventive strike affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488455)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:23 PM
Author: Claret mind-boggling space

oh shit, are you guys gonna get fucked up before the show?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488091)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:28 PM
Author: Histrionic ruby hell

brother, his sister is gonna get fucked up. fucked right up the pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488133)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:31 PM
Author: Excitant Self-centered Piazza Electric Furnace

u may want to fuck this friend to make ur sister jealous and extra wet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488149)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:32 PM
Author: drunken onyx bawdyhouse

I'd like to hear racist yoda chime in on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488157)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:53 PM
Author: Pale plaza degenerate

titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26489507)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:32 PM
Author: drunken onyx bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488151)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:32 PM
Author: Razzmatazz blood rage

why is she nervous?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488159)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:48 PM
Author: cyan startled range trust fund

Holy shit, you're really putting in the work for this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488269)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:21 AM
Author: fear-inspiring parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26496366)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:09 PM
Author: impertinent box office double fault

EDM sluts too YNY..

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488395)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:02 PM
Author: duck-like field mexican

this. a dafy after our raver bitches thread. what a coincidence!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488741)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:55 PM
Author: Fuchsia organic girlfriend hunting ground

get your phone charged, idiot

you don't want a dead phone to kill this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26492507)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:02 AM
Author: Flickering halford

Looks like a double date to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#43254482)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:40 PM
Author: curious dog poop corner

The friend just texted me, "You think [sister] is cute? lol"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488201)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:49 PM
Author: cyan startled range trust fund

Easy neg, just say she's your sister.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488274)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:50 PM
Author: khaki wonderful sanctuary round eye

Post a pic of sis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488282)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:31 PM
Author: Razzmatazz blood rage

fatal flaw here, i dont think a chick is going to tell her friend that she has a crush on her brother :( it's too early to give out that info and she would keep it sekret

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26489387)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:33 PM
Author: Claret mind-boggling space

nah ding. she could have just told her friend she matched with her older brother on tinder, leading to the friend's question to OP. this would also be consistent with little sister matching with him as a joke

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26489395)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:21 PM
Author: Razzmatazz blood rage

yeah but idont think she would tell her friend unless she really did think of it as a joke and wasnt interested in him in that way. if she were shed be too embarrassed/sh to do it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26489665)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:27 PM
Author: crystalline diverse yarmulke

MUCH more likely that she told her friend because she has been thinking about this topic and NO OTHER since the Tinder exchange.

She probably sold it as a half joke and the friend proposed they invite him out. Now she is excited but trying to keep her friend from finding out the entire truth.

Easily the most rational explanation.

What exactly are you driving at, brother?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26489700)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:47 PM
Author: drunken onyx bawdyhouse

I like this theory. Keep the dream alive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26489830)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:55 PM
Author: dark dead friendly grandma circlehead

"MUCH more likely"

tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499062)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:55 PM
Author: Claret mind-boggling space

well, it may have all begun as a joke, but i think the idea is FIRMLY planted in her head now...she could also have acted like it was a joke to her friend to gauge her reaction and feel out the situation. I think homeless is on the right track here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26489861)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:54 PM
Author: dark dead friendly grandma circlehead

nah she put the whole thing on her brother, OP is working on the next level

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499058)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:46 PM
Author: talented at-the-ready roommate

box out the HS friend's bf and make it a three-way, it's not weird then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488250)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:12 PM
Author: painfully honest aphrodisiac address

underrated suggestion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497893)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:03 PM
Author: Beady-eyed internet-worthy ticket booth private investor

selling sponsorship rights for this spot in an historic thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488370)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:06 PM
Author: tripping idea he suggested

This might just be the most 180 thread of 2014. Congrats.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488383)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:08 PM
Author: crystalline diverse yarmulke

There is some next level shit happening here.

In this thread, even you and I can be united around a good cause.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488392)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:09 PM
Author: impertinent box office double fault

ofs you gonna cancel weekend plans to refresh the thread too?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488399)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:12 PM
Author: Clear wild station sound barrier

DESCRIBE your fury when it gets garbaged by some insane NOWAG at 3am on Saturday night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488412)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:14 PM
Author: impertinent box office double fault

i will unleash the fury of 10000 unwanted nowag sons on that nowag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488426)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:19 AM
Author: Copper depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26491274)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:21 PM
Author: crystalline diverse yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488475)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:00 PM
Author: Pale plaza degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26489555)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:26 PM
Author: Multi-colored heaven

I've literally never been more excited in my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488502)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:33 PM
Author: Boyish personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488552)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:28 PM
Author: Outnumbered Trip Church Building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26502997)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:31 PM
Author: Razzle bearded tanning salon cuck

1800000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488541)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:33 PM
Author: titillating rambunctious orchestra pit french chef

I hope they get it on. Life is hard enough as it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488557)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:37 PM
Author: Boyish personal credit line

life is hard as shit they should fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488570)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:39 PM
Author: cyan startled range trust fund

I really like this as just a general motto.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488580)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:07 PM
Author: Buck-toothed Well-lubricated Jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26495578)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:57 PM
Author: titillating rambunctious orchestra pit french chef

You need to fuck her right in the pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488701)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:49 PM
Author: drunken onyx bawdyhouse

Loling hard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26489838)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:58 PM
Author: crystalline diverse yarmulke

Bros, I am going to masturbate to this story tonight in my basement while my wife is sleeping.

I make no apologies, either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488712)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:53 AM
Author: hyperventilating amethyst famous landscape painting community account

homeless, posting as a pro bowl level non-OP in this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497523)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:05 PM
Author: concupiscible mauve theatre

can u weave LABATT into this flame? my sponsors are hounding me. maybe feed your baby sis and her friend some LABATTs b4 the EDM show?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488747)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:06 PM
Author: crystalline diverse yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488761)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:17 PM
Author: Beady-eyed internet-worthy ticket booth private investor

there's prime real estate for sale further up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488837)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:13 PM
Author: curious dog poop corner

UPDATE: I basically came home and started pouring pints Jim Beam beacuase I don't know what the fuck to do here brothers.... what the fuck.... why am i so turned on by this. in sure she is meaning this innocently. fuck me

Here is her tinder, but in sure that when i sober up i am going too take this link down



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488806)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:15 PM
Author: titillating rambunctious orchestra pit french chef

backup copy: http://imgur.com/FUynXxz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488817)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:16 PM
Author: curious dog poop corner

fuckk me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488825)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:16 PM
Author: titillating rambunctious orchestra pit french chef

you have to fuck her now, it's done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488831)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:39 PM
Author: Excitant Self-centered Piazza Electric Furnace

i know u IRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488979)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:40 PM
Author: impertinent box office double fault

god's work, friend

OP- dem titties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488988)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:56 PM
Author: crystalline diverse yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26489114)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:59 PM
Author: light supple headpube

unnnnngghhh. he needs to bang her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26489149)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:02 PM
Author: Pale plaza degenerate

*unzips pants*

RICO! YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26489565)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:08 AM
Author: sienna whorehouse messiness

WTF NOOOOOO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26491508)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:14 AM
Author: Greedy property

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck post it again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26491543)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:54 AM
Author: hyperventilating amethyst famous landscape painting community account

fuck my ASS do NOT take this shit down dude!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497524)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:15 PM
Author: cyan startled range trust fund

Nice cleavage. 180 flame overall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488822)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:21 PM
Author: crystalline diverse yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26489289)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:46 PM
Author: 180 hairless stage

multiple lols from reading this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26489033)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:51 PM
Author: Excitant Self-centered Piazza Electric Furnace

discover what her asshole smells like and report back. make sure u really get all up in that 17 year old asshold

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26489069)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:23 AM
Author: Excitant Self-centered Piazza Electric Furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26490008)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:05 PM
Author: Lascivious splenetic forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26489185)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:09 PM
Author: titillating rambunctious orchestra pit french chef

i could see it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26489211)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:58 PM
Author: Spruce floppy sweet tailpipe national

SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26489544)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:22 PM
Author: Razzmatazz blood rage

BEST THREAD OF XOXO 2000s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26489295)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:02 PM
Author: Buck-toothed Well-lubricated Jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26489569)



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Date: June 27th, 2016 8:00 PM
Author: Hairraiser cobalt elastic band main people

*ZOZO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#30804700)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:46 PM
Author: glittery magical selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26489820)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:47 PM
Author: impertinent box office double fault

OP - gonna need an RSS feed for updates ITT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26489831)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:20 AM
Author: Sick indian lodge legend

The level of incest interest here is pretty progressive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26489991)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:21 AM
Author: Crimson Irate Resort

gunna need to see that pic again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26490004)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 8:30 AM
Author: Big deranged nursing home

WTF?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26491121)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:33 AM
Author: curious dog poop corner

UPDATE: I woke up with the world's worst whiskey hangover and the FEAR. It took about 90 seconds to remember I had spent the night jerking off to thoughts about my sister, posting her picture on XO, and MAKING A FUCKING DATE WITH HER FOR SATURDAY NIGHT.

Ive had some lows, brothers, but this is really bad

I'm supposed to show up at my parents around 5. Thinking I may just cancel on this whole columbus day thing. crawl in bed and die.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26491617)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:38 AM
Author: Big deranged nursing home

listen, just take the day off, chill in front of the TV and draft some good flame for tomorrow night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26491646)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:40 AM
Author: titillating rambunctious orchestra pit french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26491657)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:39 AM
Author: Razzle bearded tanning salon cuck

120

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26491648)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:42 AM
Author: Greedy property

post the pic again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26491664)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:03 PM
Author: drunken onyx bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26494388)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:52 AM
Author: crystalline diverse yarmulke

Life is short and you only have a few chances at REAL happiness.

Don't constrain yourself with artificial morals. All of XO is behind you so clearly a large group of people see absolutely nothing wrong with 2 people fulfilling fantasies

You've come this far... See where it goes.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26491732)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:51 PM
Author: impertinent box office double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26492491)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: Multi-colored heaven

Do it for yourself, do it for each other.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26492767)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 1:35 PM
Author: khaki wonderful sanctuary round eye

Cr. In 10^100 years the heat death of our universe will occur and the atoms that made up the load on your sister will be just another casualty of entropy, forever floating still through the dark reaches of infinite time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26492831)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 2:17 PM
Author: crystalline diverse yarmulke

TY, brother. That was deep.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26493192)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 3:02 PM
Author: khaki wonderful sanctuary round eye

Yw friend. You have been the locomotive of this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26493438)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:59 PM
Author: crystalline diverse yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26494371)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 2:58 PM
Author: Exhilarant Brindle Masturbator

180 thread have a great weekend bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26493421)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:34 PM
Author: curious dog poop corner

UPDATE: Back home. All the usual associations of childhood, except now perverted and shame-ridden as hell.

When I was lounging about the kitchen my mom asked, "Were you teasing [your sister] or something?"

I stuttered and probably turned red. "Why?"

"Because she was so nervous to see you. When she found out you were coming home tonight," [the original plan was for me to arrive tomorrow], "she got all frantic. He's coming home tonight?" She went out with Julie.

I sort of shrugged and died inside.

So, anyway, she's not around. I've walked past her bedroom door like five times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26494278)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:36 PM
Author: Fuchsia organic girlfriend hunting ground

your mom knows

and she is very proud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26494284)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: Geriatric Electric Public Bath

This bro.

Mom: Son. Dad and I are going to see that girl gone movie.

*dad interrupts* dad: I think it is gone girl.

Mom: oh yea, Gone girl. Either way, you amd your sister have a nice time. There is casserole in the oven, some salad in the fridge and some lube, condoms and anal beads under the kitchen sink.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26494509)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:44 PM
Author: Chartreuse Stirring Half-breed Area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498370)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:53 PM
Author: Opaque people who are hurt dysfunction

so rong, so rite

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500303)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:36 PM
Author: titillating rambunctious orchestra pit french chef

give in to nature, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26494285)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:44 PM
Author: crystalline diverse yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26494318)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:04 PM
Author: drunken onyx bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26494397)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:09 PM
Author: heady senate philosopher-king

take a nap or sleep in her bed tonight before she gets home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26494432)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:10 PM
Author: titillating rambunctious orchestra pit french chef

work out first, then skip the shower.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26494435)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:10 PM
Author: crystalline diverse yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26494438)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: drunken onyx bawdyhouse

Take a shower when sister is home, leave bathroom door unlocked, call for sister to bring him towel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26494507)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:41 PM
Author: crystalline diverse yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26494587)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:23 PM
Author: french disrespectful lettuce institution

What's for dinner?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26494485)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 7:36 PM
Author: khaki wonderful sanctuary round eye

Jack off in the shampoo bottle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26494861)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:17 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle lay water buffalo

Look bro, if this is not flame, you have to end it soon - it is clear your sister cannot handle this - there is no way if you bang her she is going to keep it under wraps, and then your parents will know and disown you and you might even go to jail

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26495321)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:21 PM
Author: Cracking Black Woman

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26495335)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:21 PM
Author: know-it-all hall

Not true. She knows she wants to fuck him and it's making her crazy. The only way to cure a woman's sexual hysterics are to fuck it out of them. Tension gone, problem solved, at least until next Columbus Day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26495337)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:10 PM
Author: Buck-toothed Well-lubricated Jew

This can be their Columbus Day thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26495592)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:22 PM
Author: light supple headpube

she's his sister and undoubtedly loves him. why wouldn't she keep it under wraps to protect him? FUCK YOU for trying to ruin this perfect relationship.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26495341)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:42 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle lay water buffalo

she's already told her friend and has her friend texting him about it

she's acting weird as shit in front of their mom so that their mom is ALREADY asking questions

honestly, it sounds more like he swiped left on his 13 yo sister than 17 - I would have thought a 17 yo girl would be a little cooler about the whole thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26495430)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:09 PM
Author: Buck-toothed Well-lubricated Jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26495589)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:43 PM
Author: Razzmatazz blood rage

why would u go to jail bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26495433)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:46 PM
Author: Awkward pink set

even adult incest is illegal in most states i believe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26495456)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:45 PM
Author: cyan startled range trust fund

She can't handle how much she wants the dick.

No, though, this is credited.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26495448)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:58 PM
Author: Razzmatazz blood rage

wtf. homeless desperately sprinting to this thread to prove u both wrong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26495512)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:39 AM
Author: crystalline diverse yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26496843)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:06 PM
Author: Razzmatazz blood rage

This has the potential to be the first legit 1000+ post thread if op plays it right. Op PLEASE don't ruin the flame by blowing out too early or making it too unrealistic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26495568)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:10 PM
Author: Buck-toothed Well-lubricated Jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26495591)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:54 PM
Author: Opaque people who are hurt dysfunction

it feels like the community is willing to ride out minor/major flame disruptions at this point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500312)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:05 AM
Author: curious dog poop corner

UPDATE: Everyone's in bed, my little sister is still not home, and Im stting in my childhood bedroom, surrounded by Eminem posters, drinking my dad's Chivas, when I got these text messages

http://imgur.com/4NSihYS

Mr. Wubbly is some stupid red elephant that I got for her when she was like 13

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26496289)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:08 AM
Author: Hilarious tan jap step-uncle's house

*poasts update on xo instead of going in her room and pwning her cunnus*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26496310)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:02 PM
Author: alcoholic principal's office

Thank you for making a sad old man laugh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497849)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:08 AM
Author: curious dog poop corner

And so, tip-toeing like a fucking burglar through my childhood home, I go into her room and find the elephant.

Brothers this is not a joke and this is not flame. Im losing my shit. I dont know what to do

http://imgur.com/lSaGWoB

http://imgur.com/Fnoqdjc

http://imgur.com/JssgoKC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26496312)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:09 AM
Author: light supple headpube

omg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26496318)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:10 AM
Author: Abusive Tattoo Macaca

wtfffff, this cannot be real

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26496320)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:12 AM
Author: motley frum volcanic crater

HAHAHAHAHA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26496328)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:17 AM
Author: glittery magical selfie

Box, this is awfully good stuff... you have truly found your medium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26496345)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:19 AM
Author: titillating rambunctious orchestra pit french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26496352)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:20 AM
Author: motley frum volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26496359)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:30 AM
Author: Emerald really tough guy

this isn't box but otherwise cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26496400)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: Buck-toothed Well-lubricated Jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500279)



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Date: October 18th, 2014 8:25 PM
Author: zippy sickened spot gaming laptop

honored but this isn't my work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26544177)



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Date: April 1st, 2022 9:29 PM
Author: purple stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#44262399)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:22 AM
Author: shimmering irradiated useless brakes

I think this is why people like daytime soaps. Fucking love this man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26496368)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:22 AM
Author: Domesticated sexy becky den

oh my crucial head. incredible production value itt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26496370)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:35 AM
Author: crystalline diverse yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26496834)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:49 PM
Author: brass comical meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26597571)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:23 AM
Author: milky vibrant garrison

agreed, best thread of 2014 already

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26496380)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:26 AM
Author: motley frum volcanic crater

Really though, the pay off was too quick and too good. Nothing else ITT will compare.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26496387)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:28 AM
Author: light supple headpube

Creampie pics

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26496393)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:36 AM
Author: crystalline diverse yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26496836)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:26 AM
Author: milky vibrant garrison

Respond back: Wubbly seems in a comfortable position

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26496389)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:29 AM
Author: Excitant Self-centered Piazza Electric Furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26496396)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:31 AM
Author: wine preventive strike affirmative action

ROFL

mr wubbly u fuckin slut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26496403)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:31 AM
Author: khaki wonderful sanctuary round eye

Wubbly's eyes are tender, curious....hopeful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26496405)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:04 PM
Author: crystalline diverse yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498779)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 1:46 AM
Author: Vermilion skinny woman location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#29224039)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:31 AM
Author: crystalline diverse yarmulke

ONE HUNDRED AND SISTERFUCKING EIGHTY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26496820)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:48 PM
Author: Chartreuse Stirring Half-breed Area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498388)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: Buck-toothed Well-lubricated Jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500288)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:57 PM
Author: wine preventive strike affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500336)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:50 PM
Author: brass comical meetinghouse

*Claps while holding onto pants with one hand*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26597573)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:08 AM
Author: Effete dilemma persian

lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497644)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:16 PM
Author: amber locus

amazing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498221)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:32 PM
Author: drunken onyx bawdyhouse

Holy shit, can't stop LOLing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498308)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: cyan startled range trust fund

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498537)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:24 PM
Author: Copper depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498899)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: Buck-toothed Well-lubricated Jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500285)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:49 PM
Author: brass comical meetinghouse

OH GOD, OH-

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26597570)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:36 AM
Author: Yapping racy school cafeteria

OP has, at one point, claimed s/he was a "Female ADA"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1935149&mc=3&forum_id=2

So this is almost assuredly a Doobs alt.

But perhaps it is Box given unusual interest in her pics: http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924060&forum_id=2#20463924

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1919876&forum_id=2#20426381

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26496417)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:38 AM
Author: shimmering irradiated useless brakes

Not the point you turd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26496425)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:39 AM
Author: motley frum volcanic crater

FUCKING DOOBS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26496428)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:42 AM
Author: wine preventive strike affirmative action

nice work, ape detective

doobs, u r one crazy mfer but at least your aren't pretending to be a woman... this time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26496433)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:33 AM
Author: crystalline diverse yarmulke

Seriously.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26496829)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:47 AM
Author: Domesticated sexy becky den

did you ever watch star wars episodes i, ii, or iii? did you think they sucked? me, too. for the hundreds of millions of dollars lucas shat into those movies, he failed to entertain me for one single second. waste of everyone's time and money.

now here is the op who, with merely a few beanie babies, a dildo, and an iphone, conjures up giddy feelings in my heart and elsewhere, the likes of which i have not experienced in years of my desiccated life. look at the excitement stirred in the hearts of your fellow posters. and you want to call him out for flaming? seriously?

don't be that guy who stands up at wrestlemania telling everyone it's fake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26496456)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:51 AM
Author: Emerald really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26496469)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:20 AM
Author: Arousing Stead

180.

And fuck the ruiner. Like school in summertime.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26496578)



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Date: March 28th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: Odious gold theater

long overdue 180 to this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#30156643)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:32 AM
Author: crystalline diverse yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26496823)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:34 AM
Author: crystalline diverse yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26496830)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:32 AM
Author: Razzmatazz blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26496986)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:20 AM
Author: dun slippery internal respiration

fucking bullshit nobody has reposted the pic of this bitch

imgur that shit now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26496941)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:22 AM
Author: misunderstood temple fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26496946)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:30 AM
Author: Razzmatazz blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26496980)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:43 AM
Author: bull headed filthy locale

plz poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497016)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:45 AM
Author: misunderstood temple fortuitous meteor

must need fap soon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497019)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:59 AM
Author: hyperventilating amethyst famous landscape painting community account

co-signed, you useless FUCKS post the DAMN PICS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497528)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:39 AM
Author: crystalline diverse yarmulke

Friends, he did. But obviously he could not leave them posted.

This is his sister, after all.

Trust me, though, she was exactly what you would picture as a hot little sister

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497569)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:46 AM
Author: Appetizing indirect expression

short, a bit thick and busty little sister or petite cheerleader type little sister?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497579)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:17 PM
Author: painfully honest aphrodisiac address

somebody pls respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497908)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:35 PM
Author: drunken onyx bawdyhouse

For the love of god

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498321)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:17 PM
Author: crystalline diverse yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498565)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:00 PM
Author: wine preventive strike affirmative action

lol

the loving detail that went into this description, man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499449)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:29 PM
Author: painfully honest aphrodisiac address

you're a good dood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499554)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:42 AM
Author: curious dog poop corner

I was mostly posting in this thread because Im a little freaked out by everything that's happening and XO has always been a release for me. Before this week Ive never really posted autobiographical stuff.

But if you really need to know, I am (not doobs). I have posted flame before in the past -- who hasn't? Isnt that what you do on XO? Yes I did post the female ADA thread once. I was looking for specific career advice, was new to xo, so I changed my moniker and changed easy to identify details about my career. I had no idea at the time that so few women post here it would be immediately obvious. Look, I wasnt posting about sex for godsake it was a CLE thread, basically.

And no Im not Box.

I mostly post stuff about college football or being infuriated with shitlibbery. Posted a lot about Zimmerman and the world cup, etc. I invented the (*)(o) meme for Julia and most of the "nipples" threads are mine.

What I really am is sort of freaking out about these last few days and how to handle this situation. I have a fucking DATE with my 17yo sister tonight, who evidently has sex toys. It may have been a mistake to share all this on XO but you guys are my brothers. Please don't post her face picture, if you saved it.

My plan for today is to watch Everett Golson avoid a trap game, drink huge amounts of alcohol, and keep my mind off of recent events.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497431)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:50 AM
Author: khaki wonderful sanctuary round eye

good, good. Homeless would be proud of this poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497438)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:51 AM
Author: Drab cruise ship

180 this thread is delivering.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497439)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:40 AM
Author: bateful library police squad

I BELIEVE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497503)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:45 AM
Author: Excitant Self-centered Piazza Electric Furnace

describe how u feel at the thought of unloading your balls into her 17 year old pussy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497516)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:01 AM
Author: hyperventilating amethyst famous landscape painting community account

plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz post the pics again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497530)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:06 AM
Author: Multi-colored heaven

1800000 I never stopped believing. Don't drink so much during the day that you won't be on top of your game tonight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497534)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:29 AM
Author: crystalline diverse yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497552)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: drunken onyx bawdyhouse

THE DREAM IS ALIVE AND WELL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498331)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:53 PM
Author: Chartreuse Stirring Half-breed Area

FUCK YOUR SISTER LIKE A CHAMPION TODAY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498430)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:26 PM
Author: crystalline diverse yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498913)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:01 PM
Author: wine preventive strike affirmative action

lol 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499453)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:13 AM
Author: Appetizing indirect expression

OP needs to go to CVS, but a plan B pill, and then just hand it to his sis and say "You never know when you might need this just to be safe." Then monitor reaction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497540)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:30 AM
Author: crystalline diverse yarmulke

(NOT a Lannister fan)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497553)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:18 AM
Author: crusty mental disorder market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497700)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:50 AM
Author: Multi-colored heaven

poast deleted for violating the laws of humanity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497582)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:01 AM
Author: Orange goal in life

please delete. Let him write the story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497622)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:53 AM
Author: up-to-no-good pervert kitty

lol at people ITT believing the OP

well done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497593)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:29 AM
Author: crystalline diverse yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497728)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:35 AM
Author: up-to-no-good pervert kitty

never claimed to be a flame scholar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497740)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:54 AM
Author: Ebony Twinkling Uncleanness School

uuungnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggghhhhhhhh 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497597)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:09 AM
Author: plum love of her life

this is very entertaining, but I am surprised at how titillated the rest of you are ITT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497652)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:11 AM
Author: Multi-colored heaven

(bro who apparently already has sexually fulfilling relationship with his teenage sister)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497663)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:12 AM
Author: Razzle bearded tanning salon cuck

(evan39)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497667)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:13 AM
Author: light supple headpube

you shouldn't be. incest has always been a big part of the XO culture.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497671)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:22 AM
Author: plum love of her life

it's a matter of degree. THe "hot dotter" meme was kooky but more fantastical because nobody on this board is old enough to have a hot daughter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497713)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:12 AM
Author:  chad codepig

http://i.imgur.com/TLETEiv.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497668)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:13 AM
Author: Orange goal in life

keeping it real

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497677)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:16 AM
Author: hyperventilating amethyst famous landscape painting community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497688)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:20 AM
Author:  Charcoal Boiling Water

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497706)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:35 PM
Author: Rusted hissy fit casino

Amen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498325)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:00 PM
Author: Saffron Vigorous Office

lol cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498476)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:56 PM
Author: dark dead friendly grandma circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499065)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:03 PM
Author: wine preventive strike affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499460)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: Buck-toothed Well-lubricated Jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500290)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:53 PM
Author: brass comical meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26597591)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:27 AM
Author: painfully honest aphrodisiac address

i can't see how this could end badly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497721)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:29 AM
Author: crystalline diverse yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497726)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:34 AM
Author: Boyish personal credit line

it's fucking awesome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497737)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:39 AM
Author: painfully honest aphrodisiac address

it is, unless you think that this might not be flame, and there might be two really confused lonely people out there whose lives have been irrevocably altered, and who stand on the precipice of tearing their family apart by acting on their baser instincts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497757)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:48 AM
Author: light supple headpube

" who stand on the precipice of tearing their family apart by acting on their baser instincts"

you aren't looking at the other side of this. what if this ends up bringing them closer together than ever before? sharing an intimate experience like this could take their sibling bond to an entirely new level.

stop focusing just on the risks if mom and dad find out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497797)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:52 AM
Author: painfully honest aphrodisiac address

this girl is 17. she is already unable to maintain composure in front of her mother. there is no way she can fuck her brother without it affecting her in such a way that her mom and/or best friend realize something is different.

i think it would be hawt to hear about them getting it on, but if not flame, this is going to be very damaging to their family. it's already awkward. dude should have stayed home and texted his sister that he swiped just to give her shit for being on tinder when she's not 18 or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497811)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:58 AM
Author: light supple headpube

what makes you an expert on consensual incest?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497837)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:00 PM
Author: painfully honest aphrodisiac address

i'm an expert at fucking the wrong people as an immature teenage girl!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497845)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:04 PM
Author: Boyish personal credit line

i hear what ur saying whorie but this is 2014 -- 17yo girls have really sick depraved minds and this is clearly something she's fantasized about for a long time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497858)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:16 PM
Author: mildly autistic unhinged mood kitchen

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497907)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:19 PM
Author: painfully honest aphrodisiac address

if she really wants it, he should make her agree to anal first. you know, as a test to see how serious she is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497915)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:24 PM
Author: crystalline diverse yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497941)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:21 PM
Author: Garnet nighttime mad-dog skullcap regret

Absolutely disgusted here but can u tell me more about your teenage sexual escapades

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498248)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:09 PM
Author: Boyish personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498525)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:58 AM
Author: Razzmatazz blood rage

(Really gullible person)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497839)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:01 PM
Author: Appetizing indirect expression

On the other hand....YOLO!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497848)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:02 PM
Author: Boyish personal credit line

counterpoint: they should do it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497854)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:04 PM
Author: painfully honest aphrodisiac address

fine. they should do it and if they get found out, they should blame their parents for having them so far apart. that's really what caused all this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497860)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:26 PM
Author: crystalline diverse yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497946)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: drunken onyx bawdyhouse

We're all going to be dead from ebola by the end of the year. What's your point?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498400)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:38 PM
Author: Multi-colored heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498967)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:37 AM
Author: Razzle bearded tanning salon cuck

there is literally no way for this to end badly as far as i can see

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497745)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:24 PM
Author: crystalline diverse yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497936)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:30 PM
Author: Excitant Self-centered Piazza Electric Furnace

i agree.

one person is going to get their dick wet inside 17 year old sister-pussy. the other person is going to get her young snatch pounded and a life will begin growing inside of her.

the baby?

ALBERT FUCKING EINSTEIN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498296)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:33 PM
Author: Lake jet-lagged rehab

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498311)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 6:34 PM
Author: Claret mind-boggling space

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499834)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:30 PM
Author:  naked potus immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503001)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:54 PM
Author: brass comical meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26597595)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: duck-like field mexican

itt: doobs successfully turns on a bunch of male posters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498397)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:04 PM
Author: crystalline diverse yarmulke

So what was it like sitting alone at lunch in high school?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498496)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:07 PM
Author: drunken onyx bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498509)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:44 PM
Author: duck-like field mexican

hahahaha my bad brother youre like the number one fan of this story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498716)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:08 PM
Author: crystalline diverse yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498807)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:54 PM
Author: duck-like field mexican

been married before brother. youre fighting the good fight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499051)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:54 PM
Author: brass comical meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26597598)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author:  avocado state coffee pot

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498543)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:07 PM
Author: glittery magical selfie

If this is a doobs thread, I think we owe him an apology

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498514)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: Azure ladyboy

Can I please have my dildo back?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498540)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:18 PM
Author:  carmine site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498578)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:34 PM
Author: Drab cruise ship

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498661)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:36 PM
Author: Ebony Twinkling Uncleanness School

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498671)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:03 PM
Author: wine preventive strike affirmative action

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499459)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:15 PM
Author: dark dead friendly grandma circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500671)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:38 PM
Author: sapphire university

This is how I envision this thread going down:

http://youtu.be/khlbF2PTsr4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498688)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:08 PM
Author:  gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498802)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:04 PM
Author: wine preventive strike affirmative action

that was a good thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499461)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:47 AM
Author: sooty cerebral abode prole

This link is incredibly accurate.

Sister in vid is hawt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26502266)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:21 PM
Author: curious dog poop corner

UPDATE: So Ive been watching the FSU game with my dad and two of the neighbors. Drinking beer, ignoring my mother who is going crazy getting the house ready for the party tomorrow.

My little sister came in like 20 minutes ago. I hadnt seen her since this whole thing started and basically was frozen on the couch, trying to pretend like everything was normal. She plopped down on the carpet and watched like 10 minutes of football, interrupting every twenty seconds to criticize the cheerleaders. "You guys think those girls are pretty? Look at that one. Oh my god these girls are terrible," etc. until my father was like "[Daughter], we're trying to watch the game!"

She rolled over. It's hard to describe, she rolled so she was like under me on the couch. My feet were on her shoulders and in order to look up at me she basically had to look up past my crotch.

"Know what you're wearing tonight?" she asked me.

I was like, yeah about that, I kinda wanna watch this Texas A&M game, not sure I can make it, etc.

She grabbed my calf and was like No you promised, after what I showed you no backing out, Im going to go pick out your outfit.

And she ran off upstairs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498881)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:23 PM
Author: Appetizing indirect expression

Nicely slow-played, OP.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498888)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:24 PM
Author: titillating rambunctious orchestra pit french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498900)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:30 PM
Author: crystalline diverse yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498934)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:32 PM
Author: Drab cruise ship

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498939)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:43 PM
Author: Appetizing indirect expression

OP's big dillema is whether he should pursue the friend tonight. The sexual tension of the entire situation is going to be so high that the friend will be DTF fo sho. Does the OP pass up on easy 17 year old poon in the pursuit of the forbidden fruit?

Another x-factor: pursuing the friend may actually be the best way to get with the sis. a kinky threesome may make it less awkward for the first forbidden encounter. On the other hand, it may kill all hope if the sis gets her feelings hurt. Tough call.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498993)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:46 PM
Author: crystalline diverse yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499009)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:48 PM
Author: Appetizing indirect expression

I think I'd play for the threesome, because the fallback is you just get with the friend. But reasonable people could disagree on that tactic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499025)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:51 PM
Author: crystalline diverse yarmulke

I don't know mang.... there are millions of teens, but you only have 1 SHOT at your teen sister.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499041)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:08 PM
Author: talented at-the-ready roommate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488250)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499133)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:33 PM
Author: bistre pea-brained doctorate theater stage

Flame is losing steam. Like she'd go from showing him her dildo to being all like "oh are we going out?"

Gotta give the man credit for getting 500 poasts out of this, though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498943)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:36 PM
Author: crystalline diverse yarmulke

Bullshit. Women generally and teens specifically are notoriously capricious and that dildo post occurred when she was out with her friends at night and likely drinking.

Was probably a bit embarrassed about it the next day but had now spent several nights masturbating to this fantasy furiously and so has resolved herself to pursue.

Me: ironclad logic

You: not understanding teen girls

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498954)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:37 PM
Author: Multi-colored heaven

u sir are the stockton to OP's malone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498964)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:39 PM
Author: khaki wonderful sanctuary round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498972)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:49 PM
Author: crystalline diverse yarmulke

I toil for the glory and good of the entire XO team.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499028)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:49 PM
Author: Razzmatazz blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499030)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:58 PM
Author: brass comical meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26597618)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:40 PM
Author: Razzmatazz blood rage

This logic is completely unassailable brother. Cot dam. Marriage has made you a true scholar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498980)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:45 PM
Author: crystalline diverse yarmulke

This may surprise you: but this is not the first time that I have pondered such scenarios...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499002)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:47 PM
Author: Razzmatazz blood rage

Bro you were gonn a bang your sister? Wtf

Go on...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499021)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:50 PM
Author: crystalline diverse yarmulke

Don't have a sister. But I am married and regularly consider various scholarly scenarios

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499033)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:58 PM
Author: brass comical meetinghouse

Go on...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26597620)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:42 PM
Author: talented at-the-ready roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498987)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:33 PM
Author: khaki wonderful sanctuary round eye

Your dad knows. He will drink to blackout tonight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498944)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:47 PM
Author:  Cuckold

"So, son, ah..." your Dad begins to say, then trails off. He looks uncertain, unsure. You haven't seen him like this except when once, you were very young and you were wondering whether the dog you guys owned at the time would make it another night, or if it was time to get on that last car ride to the vet.

"Yeah, Dad?" You keep your eyes locked on the television, as though the CapitalOne commercial on was somehow engaging.

"Going out with [sister] tonight, huh?" His words are deliberate, but he's trying to sound jaunty.

"Yeah-yeah, I think so. She really wants me to come with-I mean, go with her tonight." Your laugh is forced.

"Well, uh..." There's that look again. "I hope you have a good time."

"Yeah."

The two of you turn to the TV, as the credit card ad ends and a Folger's commercial begins.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499013)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:51 PM
Author: khaki wonderful sanctuary round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499040)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:55 PM
Author: crystalline diverse yarmulke

Brother, it was like you were actually there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499061)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:03 PM
Author: bistre pea-brained doctorate theater stage

gotta be this commercial, amirite?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5Ir6CzxKl4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499103)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:06 PM
Author:  Cuckold

Yessir.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499123)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:10 PM
Author: Excitant Self-centered Piazza Electric Furnace

Sister: You're my present this year

Brother: Well why don't you unwrap me before mom and dad wake up

Sister: *undresses brother and begins fellating his cock better than any gf he's ever had*

Brother: Holy shit, you're like the MacGyver of the cock sucking world

Sister: Best Christmas EVER.

**background music begins**

"The best part of waking up is your brother's dick in your butt"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499158)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:32 PM
Author: Emerald really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500183)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:52 PM
Author: Buck-toothed Well-lubricated Jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500296)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:30 AM
Author: erotic business firm

Sister (mouth still full): Bemf Chriffmaf EVER.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26502147)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: brass comical meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26597630)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:52 PM
Author:  naked potus immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503083)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: brass comical meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26597624)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:51 PM
Author: Razzmatazz blood rage

Bros... I just had a terrible thought . What if this entire thread if just masterfully crafted flame by homeless??!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499038)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:52 PM
Author: crystalline diverse yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499047)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:57 PM
Author: Abusive Tattoo Macaca

lol incestmos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499073)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:59 PM
Author: dark dead friendly grandma circlehead

Greatest flame thread in XO history?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499082)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:01 PM
Author: crystalline diverse yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499094)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:05 PM
Author: Razzmatazz blood rage

Be honest, how many times have u jerked it already to the tindrler pic that was posted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499121)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:09 PM
Author: crystalline diverse yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499150)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:05 PM
Author: Razzmatazz blood rage

Holy shit 400 legit poasts. Probably a first in xo history that didn't involve ns sub tread wastelands. Op is winner of the all time xoxo crown

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499114)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:09 PM
Author: bistre pea-brained doctorate theater stage

TBF about 300 of them are probably from two or three people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499146)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:12 PM
Author: Razzmatazz blood rage

Doesn't change what I said

This is probably the first thread to get so many multiple sets of blank bumps for different posts. Just accept u are part of history man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499170)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:06 PM
Author: wine preventive strike affirmative action

the are reptile gangbang thread wasn't far off in terms of having tons of blank bumped posts, tho it has far fewer posts overall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499473)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 5:00 PM
Author: brass comical meetinghouse

JFC, that was a great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26597635)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:10 PM
Author: Ebony Twinkling Uncleanness School

op, does scott and his sister still live in your town?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499153)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:49 PM
Author: Pungent Menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499393)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:47 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal mad cow disease

How has no one reposted the pic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499378)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:50 PM
Author: Pungent Menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499404)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:52 PM
Author: Razzmatazz blood rage

Wtf. Delete your posts and change moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499411)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:53 PM
Author: titillating rambunctious orchestra pit french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499415)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:54 PM
Author: Razzmatazz blood rage

Bro do you really want homeless to have nothing to live for? Have a heart

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499423)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:58 PM
Author: topaz stage

God fucking dammit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499439)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:54 PM
Author: shimmering irradiated useless brakes

What the fuck - it's doobs!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499422)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: Abusive Tattoo Macaca

anyone surprised that doobs owns stuffed animals and a dildo? FUCKING LOL at that creepy ginger faggot loser.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499445)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:03 PM
Author: curious dog poop corner

UPDATE:

Watching Notre Dame suffer from having a shit offensive line that gives golson zero time to make a play, cursing and drinking with my father and the neighbors.

My sister is upstairs somewhere and i havent seen her since earlier.

If posters keep calling me fucking Doobs, Im done ITT and fuck yourselves. Link to one time doobs ever posted like me at all. And if whoever posted something at 4:50 and then deleted, if you posted her Tinder pic, then please don't do that shit again. Ok Im a little drunk and stressed about this EDM concert.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499458)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:07 PM
Author: wine preventive strike affirmative action

cmon you assholes follow the rules, it's a small price to pay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499480)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:10 PM
Author: talented at-the-ready roommate

lol Cap'n A game of " coming unraveled as his flame rapidly takes on water

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499488)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:12 PM
Author: Multi-colored heaven

Don't let the occasional hater keep you down. Just listen to the new Taylor Swift song for inspiration if you need it (RSF did that and it worked).

We're all with you. Notre Dame is with you. America is with you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499497)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:17 PM
Author: crystalline diverse yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499509)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:19 PM
Author: Histrionic ruby hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499515)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 6:46 PM
Author: Glassy associate

Get help Doobs/Box

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499894)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 6:48 PM
Author: dun slippery internal respiration

more likely box but give doobs his credit if he pulled this. It's a quality flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499911)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 6:47 PM
Author: dun slippery internal respiration

motherfucker give us the goddamn pic

I'm a lifelong trusted poster. You can delete as soon as I reply seconds later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499897)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:40 PM
Author: curious dog poop corner

UPDATE:

maybe it was nerves but i got wasted. barely ate today. ND shouldnt need to win in a shoot-out with unc. Didnt really realize I was drunk till I stood up to get off the couch. In the downstairs bathroom I jus checked my phone

http://imgur.com/OyEFsvP

http://imgur.com/v85MYKO

Wish me luck. Were supposed to leave in like an hour. I dont even know at this point what i am doing or not doing. i am just drifting through this reality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500210)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:48 PM
Author: Judgmental mustard

in on epic thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500256)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:48 PM
Author: Greedy property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500258)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:50 PM
Author: Buck-toothed Well-lubricated Jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500271)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:50 PM
Author: khaki wonderful sanctuary round eye

Oh my

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500272)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:50 PM
Author: demanding primrose alpha

omg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500274)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author:  jet wagecucks faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500282)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: wine preventive strike affirmative action

delete b4 homeless gets in here, he's going to have a heart attack and die if he sees that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500286)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:54 PM
Author: Appetizing indirect expression

seriously. the man has a family, after all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500313)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:06 PM
Author: khaki wonderful sanctuary round eye

BAW GAWD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500378)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:18 PM
Author: Buck-toothed Well-lubricated Jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500420)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:59 PM
Author: crystalline diverse yarmulke

Wife just asked me why I was staring off into space

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500609)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:53 PM
Author: cyan startled range trust fund

What the fuck is going on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500304)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:58 PM
Author: demanding primrose alpha

there's to be a fuck going on alright

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500340)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:03 PM
Author:  Violet

WHAT IN THE 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500367)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:04 PM
Author: obsidian

GOOD LUCK, BROTHER

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500369)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:21 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle lay water buffalo

what is the vial by her leg? Visine? Was she getting stoned?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500432)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:07 PM
Author: Judgmental mustard

Lube, but the lighter up in the corner suggests smoking is also a possibility

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500638)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:23 PM
Author: Blue

By the look of the bruises on her thighs, you should wrap that shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500443)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:25 PM
Author: crystalline diverse yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500460)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:27 PM
Author: Hilarious tan jap step-uncle's house

fyi: all yall niggas jerking off to doobs in panties and pink socks right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500477)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:42 PM
Author: duck-like field mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500548)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:56 PM
Author: crystalline diverse yarmulke

Are you the guy that gets pissed off when someone dresses as Santa Clause at Christmas Parties?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500598)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:42 PM
Author: Outnumbered Trip Church Building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503043)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:43 PM
Author: know-it-all hall

thank the fucking lord, I'm going to die a happy man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500552)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:58 PM
Author: slap-happy canary

i know this is a weird thing to notice, but why aren't there any sheets on the bed? seems weird.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500606)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:02 PM
Author: crystalline diverse yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500620)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:18 PM
Author: dark dead friendly grandma circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500691)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: ultramarine laughsome sneaky criminal

ungh so hard now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500287)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:27 PM
Author: Green Legal Warrant

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500475)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:39 PM
Author: angry red new version

Xo 2014: this is believable

Xo 2014: FIVE BEERS IN 45 MINUTES? UNPOSSIBLE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500535)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:41 PM
Author: Hilarious tan jap step-uncle's house

bro it would take 45 minutes just to order 5 beers at a bar in MFH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500542)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:44 PM
Author: angry red new version

Do you not think Shia lebouf can get the attention of a waitress

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500560)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:54 PM
Author: Azure ladyboy

Settle down. I'm sitting on the bed with her and this shit's going down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500590)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:05 PM
Author: wine preventive strike affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500635)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:57 PM
Author: crystalline diverse yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500601)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:07 PM
Author: wine preventive strike affirmative action

iwanttobelieve.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500637)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:11 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle lay water buffalo

http://img.nzgameshop.com/posters/scifi_and_fantasy/x_files_i_want_to_believe_maxi_poster_xl.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500655)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:10 PM
Author: bistre pea-brained doctorate theater stage

Wait didn't doobs already out himself by accidentally posting with his doobs moniker?

This is starting to get a little sad re amount of effort being put into it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500653)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:11 PM
Author: Cracking Black Woman

was the Lucio moniker doobs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500659)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:16 PM
Author: bistre pea-brained doctorate theater stage

That's what I thought

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500677)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:37 PM
Author: Hilarious tan jap step-uncle's house

what lucio moniker? wat poast?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500874)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:19 PM
Author:  Violet

I have no doubt doobs would come in and try to fuck up this thread-for-the-ages with an "accidental" posting in his own moniker. But game of " has been posting in notre dame and football threads for a few years. no way that's him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500694)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:22 PM
Author: bistre pea-brained doctorate theater stage

Meta-flame, flame within a flame. I like it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500720)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:22 PM
Author: wine preventive strike affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500722)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:30 PM
Author: talented at-the-ready roommate

The Lucio post isn't conclusive proof of flame but this reaction is pretty bizarre for someone in a genuinely emotionally intense situation who started a thread to talk it out with xo bros:

"If posters keep calling me fucking Doobs, Im done ITT and fuck yourselves."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500802)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:33 PM
Author:  Violet

Lookit, with 3 links I could make a compelling case that A Game of " is actually Julia, so I think we all just need to cool it with the detective work and enjoy this 180 thread.

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509912&mc=19&forum_id=2

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2481846&mc=21&forum_id=2

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643536&mc=27&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500836)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:34 PM
Author: crystalline diverse yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500847)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:15 PM
Author: Razzmatazz blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26501437)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:39 PM
Author: Azure ladyboy

Great detective work, but I'm a stuffed animal looking at some visibly moist panties. I'm just hoping they don't roll over on me whilst humping, or, worse, he stands her up and she "presses" me into service. I wish I could just have my dildo back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500896)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:41 PM
Author: crystalline diverse yarmulke

Great cameo ITT from a Heroic stuffed toy

We salute you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500907)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:44 PM
Author: wine preventive strike affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500922)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:01 PM
Author: olive sticky puppy

You know it's a great thread when there are subthread spinoff parodies going on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26501023)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 1:40 AM
Author: Frozen faggotry

CRIMINALLY underrated poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#29224020)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:42 PM
Author:  Cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500908)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:43 PM
Author: crystalline diverse yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500914)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:26 AM
Author: hyperventilating amethyst famous landscape painting community account

gtfo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26502766)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:43 PM
Author: crystalline diverse yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500917)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:04 PM
Author:  keepsake machete filthpig

To be fair,

Hey guys just popped onto the board, haven't been on here recently, just thought I would take a few Q's?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26501046)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:10 PM
Author: shimmering irradiated useless brakes

Holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26501100)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:14 PM
Author: Clear wild station sound barrier

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26501127)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:39 PM
Author:  abnormal dingle berry scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26501247)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:12 PM
Author: Maize

180, unless this is the "Fresh Prince" at the end of this thread, then 120.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26501111)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:13 PM
Author: Razzle bearded tanning salon cuck

i think it is :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26501118)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:13 PM
Author: Maize

If it is then TBF is literally going to be run off the bort by an angry mob

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26501123)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:13 PM
Author: demanding primrose alpha

good self deprecation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26501122)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:39 PM
Author:  abnormal dingle berry scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26501244)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:20 PM
Author: snowy boltzmann

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK23BhEQVyU

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26501459)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:28 AM
Author: wine preventive strike affirmative action

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26501784)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:40 AM
Author: dark dead friendly grandma circlehead

180, this is a goat thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26501804)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:20 PM
Author: 

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503168)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:00 PM
Author: curious dog poop corner

update posting fro the club drunk as fuck, there is no julie and her bf here, there never was going to be i guess, turns out the secret plan was just us 2. hundred twenty degrees in tihs place. here we goooooo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26501346)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:01 PM
Author: massive thriller antidepressant drug

120

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26501357)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:08 PM
Author: khaki wonderful sanctuary round eye

Let's see where he is going with this. Could be tweet style real-time updates

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26501398)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:10 PM
Author: dark dead friendly grandma circlehead

Cr. Bullshit for his sister to trick him into meeting up like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26501409)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:08 PM
Author: crystalline diverse yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26501390)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:09 PM
Author: dark dead friendly grandma circlehead

what song is playing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26501406)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:20 PM
Author: Multi-colored heaven

Say you're going to the bathroom so she goes in with u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26501461)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:17 AM
Author: seedy iridescent knife

dont get too drunk bro, you need to be able to get your dick hard so that you can ejaculate semen into your sisters pussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26501751)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:59 AM
Author: motley frum volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26501825)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:26 AM
Author: 180 hairless stage

being too drunk is going to ruin this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26501781)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:43 AM
Author: Boyish personal credit line

u need to fuck ur sister u owe us

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26501808)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:25 AM
Author: dun slippery internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26871037)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:07 AM
Author: motley frum volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26502005)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:09 AM
Author: Coiffed

shocking that this weird incestuous thread is so popular here. i for one am shocked!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26502007)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:12 AM
Author:  talking

Friendly suggestion for next date: watch Teh Notebook:

http://blacksportsonline.com/home/2014/08/brother-sister-arrested-for-having-sex-with-each-other-in-church-lot/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26502013)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:20 AM
Author: crystalline diverse yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26502136)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:22 AM
Author: curious dog poop corner

Holy shit holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26502038)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:25 AM
Author: topaz stage

Well!?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26502044)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:45 AM
Author: motley frum volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26502073)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:59 AM
Author: Boyish personal credit line

plz respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26502103)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:02 AM
Author: charismatic maroon liquid oxygen

I suspect this girl would love the fact that 40 dudes on the internet are stroking it to this story. Ask her if she minds sharing a naked pic at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26502109)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:38 AM
Author: Emerald really tough guy

just 40? you forgot to account for lurkers bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26502154)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 8:05 AM
Author: know-it-all hall

Well?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26502278)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 8:38 AM
Author: Indecent aggressive toaster

It is the clutch situation of the season.

They say The Jet's lost a step or two,

but I wouldn't be surprised to see some fireworks here.

The Jet's got a suicide lead and--

And there he goes! He's stealing home! I don't believe it!

- He's stealing home!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26502290)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 10:18 AM
Author: Clear wild station sound barrier

what's it gonna be boy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26502482)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:05 AM
Author: Drab cruise ship

180000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26502314)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 10:00 AM
Author: Big deranged nursing home

??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26502410)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 10:41 AM
Author: Buck-toothed Well-lubricated Jew

??? ! ???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26502560)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:29 AM
Author: crystalline diverse yarmulke

Cuddling with your 17 year old little sister must be HIGHLY CREDITED

Give him some time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26502780)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:38 AM
Author:  gaped shitlib rigor

more likely he's curled up somewhere literally choking on the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26502818)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:47 AM
Author: cyan startled range trust fund

Homeless, since you are the best at explaining away flame aspects of this thread, tell me why the other two siblings haven't been mentioned yet. Screw the mom (not literally, OP...), I'd expect the other two to loom even larger than the parents in this decision.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26502860)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:50 AM
Author: crystalline diverse yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26502869)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:50 AM
Author: cyan startled range trust fund

K, ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26502872)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:51 AM
Author: crystalline diverse yarmulke

Frankly, it sounds like he is less worried about getting caught than just generally worried about the morality of it all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26502874)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:56 AM
Author: cyan startled range trust fund

Double post, sorry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26502895)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:53 AM
Author: curious dog poop corner

My head is pounding and I want to die but part of me also feels better than Ive felt in a long, long time. Theres lots to write, dont really know where to start. A lot is a blur. I have like 20 minutes until I have to start this columbus reenactment shit, so I will just try to put down the basics, from what i remember.

I was really drunk when we got to the place and my little sister, apparently, had been smoking weed in her bedroom all afternoon. It was really hot and crowded and I kept getting drinks. I hate techno music but it was really loud and really crowded and we were shoved into the middle of the dance floor. People were grinding and before I knew it she was grinding on me. I really couldnt help it. She was laughing "youre hard", etc. She kept calling me mister wubbly.

After awhile I was having a mental breakdown so I went off the floor back down this hallway near the bathrooms. I just remember I was standing near this ice machine. It was still so loud. I was having the spins. She somehow found me and kept wanting me to take my dick out. "I wanna see it," etc. I was like no, gtfo. She was like "Ive seen penises before, you know." And I was like, "Not your older brother's, it's different."

There was this long pause and she was like, "I've seen dad's." I started to think I was going to get sick and she continued, "Not like that. At Myrtle Beach, remember? I just saw it in the hotel."

She was sort of jerking me through my jeans. I had started drinking at like 10AM and by then my reality was a complete blur. She was like, "Im deleting all the guys I date off my phone, look." She kept deleting contacts and saying, "only you now, only you".

I remember opening the lid to the ice machine. I think I got sick in there. I remember bending over, just resting my head in the ice cubes. Wanting to bury myself. I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at that part of the north pole where superman has his ice palace. She was behind me and sort of put her hands down the back of my pants. Her thumb on my asshole, and kind of massaging my cock. I was pressing my head into the ice and she was saying, "I love you" and "you're okay."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26502885)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:54 AM
Author: crystalline diverse yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26502889)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:01 PM
Author: crystalline diverse yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26502913)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:55 AM
Author: hyperventilating amethyst famous landscape painting community account

...this is getting dark

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26502891)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:21 PM
Author: Clear wild station sound barrier

right?

really didn't expect this story to get dark, given the subject matter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503424)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:55 AM
Author: crystalline diverse yarmulke

As for the rest: a touching story of true love. Next steps?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26502892)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:58 AM
Author: khaki wonderful sanctuary round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26502900)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:18 PM
Author: Blue



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26502973)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:22 PM
Author:  Cuckold

She was sort of jerking me through my jeans. I had started drinking at like 10AM and by then my reality was a complete blur. She was like, "Im deleting all the guys I date off my phone, look." She kept deleting contacts and saying, "only you now, only you".

HOLY SHIT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26502982)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:32 PM
Author: Orange goal in life

please proceed. tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503006)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:43 PM
Author: 180 hairless stage

Very disappointed in OP's level of intoxication. This story could have been much sweeter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503048)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:46 PM
Author: painfully honest aphrodisiac address

yeah, and after everyone warned him!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503061)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:45 PM
Author: Razzle bearded tanning salon cuck

she kept calling me mister wubbly = 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503059)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:58 PM
Author:  naked potus immigrant

please continue

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503097)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: Boyish personal credit line

"I remember opening the lid to the ice machine. I think I got sick in there. I remember bending over, just resting my head in the ice cubes. Wanting to bury myself. I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at that part of the north pole where superman has his ice palace. She was behind me and sort of put her hands down the back of my pants. Her thumb on my asshole, and kind of massaging my cock. I was pressing my head into the ice and she was saying, "I love you" and "you're okay."

pretty sure that's rape bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503240)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:59 PM
Author:  Cuckold

"I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at that part of the north pole where superman has his ice palace."

TYFT, I'll do this next time I'm cold and drunk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503578)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:31 PM
Author: 

I look forward to the pregnancy update in 6 weeks bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503004)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:36 PM
Author: crystalline diverse yarmulke

(Lannister Fan)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503024)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:37 PM
Author: Razzmatazz blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503027)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:29 PM
Author: light supple headpube

go read some literotica incest stories. the ones with impregnation are about 100x hotter than those without.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503206)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:31 PM
Author: crystalline diverse yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503209)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:32 PM
Author: Razzmatazz blood rage

link for research poirposes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503213)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:00 PM
Author: Insecure crawly bbw

UPDATE: my mom came into my room about 30 min ago. She didn't knock which caught me by surprise since she's always respected our privacy growing up. I think she's knocked before entering since I was like 7 and she never checks our phones or asks for our passwords. Anyway I was halfway changing into my costume for this Columbus day thing when she barged into my room and asked if she could talk to me. My heart started pounding out of my chest. She must know....but how? Did my sister tell her? Did she look at either of our phones? I glanced to my side table where I usually kept my phone but it wasn't there. "Looking for something?" she said? I shook my head no but didn't make eye contact. Then I looked down at her hand. She was holding Mr. Wubbly. Now I was seriously freaked out. I wanted to say something...anything...but nothing was coming out of my mouth. It felt like years going by with no one saying anything. And that's when she said "you're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air". I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare But I thought "Nah, forget it" - "Yo, homes to Bel Air". I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8. And I yelled to the cabbie "Yo homes smell ya later". I looked at my kingdom I was finally there. To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503105)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:01 PM
Author: curious dog poop corner

(guy using two single quotes instead of my double quote.)

fuck off

if anyone wants to verify hit reply to him and reply to me, see hte difference in our monikers. mine will show A game of \", his will show A game of \'\'



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503109)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:06 PM
Author: Insecure crawly bbw

(guy taking his flame way too seriously)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503123)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:07 PM
Author: curious dog poop corner

sorry for thinking my whole life might be different today man. sorry this is a joke to u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503129)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:41 PM
Author: milky vibrant garrison

WTF? You're here but not providing the rest of the story!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503270)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:06 PM
Author: 

I don't know what to think anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503126)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:08 PM
Author: Excitant Self-centered Piazza Electric Furnace

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503133)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:02 PM
Author: 

Flame why would your mom just randomly look at your phone though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503116)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:07 PM
Author: Insecure crawly bbw

To get the deets on the Columbus day thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503132)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:04 PM
Author: dark dead friendly grandma circlehead

And scene.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503117)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:07 PM
Author: Excitant Self-centered Piazza Electric Furnace

nigger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503131)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:11 PM
Author: dark dead friendly grandma circlehead

Wait, you're not OP? Dick move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503138)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:11 PM
Author: dark dead friendly grandma circlehead

This post is NON-CANNON

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503141)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:13 PM
Author: Insecure crawly bbw

It's the Book of Judas aka what actually happened

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503148)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:24 PM
Author: crystalline diverse yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503185)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:29 PM
Author: up-to-no-good pervert kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503203)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:40 PM
Author: dark dead friendly grandma circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503266)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:18 PM
Author: crystalline diverse yarmulke

Shameful display, brother.

Go write your own thread with that throw back trolling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503160)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:51 PM
Author: Hilarious tan jap step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503537)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:21 PM
Author: painfully honest aphrodisiac address

real update, plz?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503170)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:51 PM
Author:  black multi-billionaire

Yeah, some of these bros have probably been edging for over 72 hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503323)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:36 PM
Author: crystalline diverse yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503473)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:37 PM
Author: crystalline diverse yarmulke

Post 600!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503478)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:06 PM
Author: stubborn bipolar hairy legs

you guys realize this is all flame, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503875)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:07 PM
Author: Green Legal Warrant

they wall want to fuck their sisters tho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503879)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:11 PM
Author: orchid cumskin

You don't?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503892)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:04 PM
Author: crystalline diverse yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26504317)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:14 PM
Author: curious dog poop corner

FINAL UPDATE:

The reenactment was a disaster. I was hungover. My little sister and I had only slept like 3 hours. Our other sisters were bitching. The neighbors were only there out of some sense of obligation and many had not come in costume. For the second part, we didnt even have a Pinta.

And all the while I could barely look my little sister in the eye. I kept having flashbacks and remembering more and more details from the night before. How small her tits felt. That first hot wetness fingering her in the car.

She didn't really seem into the reenactment either and has really outgrown her "Bianchinetta" dress. At one point she left, ran back into the house. When like 15 minutes had passed and she hadn't come back out, I went to look for her.

I found her in her bedroom, crying. It's funny -- despite all that had happened over the last few days I had never really talked with her. And as I posted above, she was in the second grade when I left home. This is how ignorant I had been of her. I had her birth year wrong! She's actually 18. Her favorite color is purple. She likes 80s synth stuff. She's actually pretty funny and smart. So many things I couldnt have guessed at.

So we sat on her mattress and talked. High school has changed a lot, even sine I was there. Apparently there's coke and molly all over the place, now. Snapshots of everyone's twats and cocks. Nobody even goes to the prom or plays sports. I think she really is struggling to feel at home there. She doesnt really trust her female friends and the high school guys are just retards, yelling "World Star" and pretending to fight.

I remembered when I was a senior. I really thought I had so much promise. Stupid as it sounds, I was sure I'd be living in Manhattan, writing novels, fucking models. I used to imagine Jay McInerny or Bret Ellis writing blurbs for my dust jackets. Now? Im a lawyer and get paid more the more I ruin other people's days.

We talked about all this. We were laughing at ourselves.

At one point we got into the shower. It seemed like the "kooky" thing to do, to use an XO meme. We were laughing then, too. She did tell me she loved me. That she wanted to come back to the city with me. That high school was bullshit and she could just as well read library books to get educated. That she knew it was obviously weird, but she just wanted to live with me, take care of me.

The water was running into her eyes, huge drops on her eyelashes, and it was running down her tits and her stomach.

I was putting the words together in my mouth to tell her no. To tell her that I was glad we were getting closer, but that this was the craziest weekend of my life and it had to end right away. That I was a lawyer, for Gods sake.

But it's funny -- I guess I had been thinking about Christopher Columbus. LOL. All afternoon I had been sweating in those clothes, thinking. He was the son of a cheese merchant. A nobody. He taught himself Latin, Portuguese and Castilian. He spent long nights alone, poring over Ptolemy and astronomy and world history, fantasizing about Marco Polo, looking out at the stars until the sky lightened and it was day again. Europe, the church, the rules of society... those things couldn't hold him. He was going to get out of that. There was another destiny for him.

So at one point, my little sister was down on her knees in the shower, her arms around my legs, and I was just sort of rubbing my cock over her face. She took it in her mouth and I looked down at her and said, "Okay. Let's do it. Let's sail for a new world."

Our family isn't thrilled, of course. Im not even sure they've processed what we told them yet. It will probably take some time. Christopher Columbus had a family too, though. And he had to leave them. There was an edge to the map, a place where it went blank, and he needed to see what was just past it. He needed to push on.

http://imgur.com/hC7tZd7

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26504154)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:16 PM
Author:  Cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26504162)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:17 PM
Author: Razzmatazz blood rage

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26504166)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:20 PM
Author: duck-like field mexican

youre a fucking weirdo man. thought this was doobs before but my new guess is tbf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26504180)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:20 PM
Author: Razzmatazz blood rage

need more about fingering her in the car and blowing him in the shower, less about christopher columbus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26504182)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:21 PM
Author: duck-like field mexican

that stupid shit screamed tbf to me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26504184)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:47 PM
Author: seedy iridescent knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26504265)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: Yapping racy school cafeteria

cr, the earlier Box-related obsessions of OP + the historical shit + TBF "appearing" like the Cheshire cat because he can't help himself (like naming himself a victim for Tobin Bell)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26504204)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:30 PM
Author: duck-like field mexican

also the Julia-threading and gay overwritten style

editL so does this mean TBF owns a dildo or that he has a gf?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26504210)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:31 PM
Author:  Violet

Big surprise gay-ass-thug "Memph Bleek" didnt like the only true 180 thread this year. Search your name ITT and find about 14 different nasally, whiny complaints about gay shit or how you could do better. You literally only came to this heterosexual thread to complain about shit, lol. You literally can't stand straight people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26504215)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:32 PM
Author: duck-like field mexican

sorry brother I figured you came already since that was the last update. its broter-sister literotica man, shit isn't that serious. why so mad?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26504218)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:32 PM
Author: Yapping racy school cafeteria

def owns dildo

but he's just using pics from elsewhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26504216)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:24 PM
Author: light supple headpube

this ending isn't very satisfying

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26504189)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: titillating rambunctious orchestra pit french chef

cr. gonna need some fucking, if only just the tip. cumshot on tits or even face. something for fuck sake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26504201)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:47 PM
Author: Fuchsia organic girlfriend hunting ground

it was written like some female soliloquy from the black and white movies where women are called dames.

it reminded me of this:

It's a topsy-turvy world, and maybe the problems of two people don't amount to a hill of beans. But this is our hill. And these are our beans!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26504269)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:55 PM
Author: sooty cerebral abode prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26504300)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:31 PM
Author: Beady-eyed internet-worthy ticket booth private investor

gross man thats ur sister

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26504212)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:45 PM
Author: Excitant Self-centered Piazza Electric Furnace

did u fuck or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26504256)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:02 PM
Author: crystalline diverse yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26504312)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:08 PM
Author: Razzmatazz blood rage

180

Sorry its come to an end like this brother but you were a trooper itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26504325)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:11 PM
Author: crystalline diverse yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26504336)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:15 PM
Author: olive sticky puppy

120. Shitty flame (no matter how good it starts, and this was 180) will henceforth be known as "sailing for the new world."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26504346)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:25 PM
Author: slap-happy canary

OP's flame was off to an incredible start, but he's going to lose a lot of points on the dismount.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26504398)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:34 PM
Author: Appetizing indirect expression

The big mistake was writing the friend out of the story. That had the potential to make thing far more complex and interesting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26504436)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:00 PM
Author: 

Fuck all the haters bro this is a brilliant ending and in time it will be given its due.

A true 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26504579)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 1:49 AM
Author: Frozen faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#29224043)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: Transparent



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#49330102)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:30 PM
Author: dark dead friendly grandma circlehead

I like it. Good luck brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26504689)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:05 PM
Author: glittery magical selfie

You're skadden farts or whoever that guy who wrote the shitlaw hell thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26505288)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 11:22 PM
Author: Buck-toothed Well-lubricated Jew

This is a great guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26512423)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:15 PM
Author: cyan startled range trust fund

180, ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26505357)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:41 PM
Author:  windowlicker

brother. this is a solid thread. you have a legit talent for putting together a narrative. more Carver than McInerney, but for an amateur, this is absolute 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26505500)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:47 AM
Author: Aqua fantasy-prone weed whacker

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#31586951)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:21 PM
Author: gay tank

This conclusion has aged surprisingly well

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#31767945)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 12:22 PM
Author: Frozen faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#36990661)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:24 AM
Author: jade laser beams

Flame or not, that is a luscious ass I’d pay $10K or more to lick for an hour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#43254552)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:36 PM
Author:  sadistic pistol

i liked it. the consequences of what happened to this man and his young lady are what is really important here. i see poetic genius in how the writer tied in the monumental changes he was undergoing to the events in the world at large, all while digesting heavy themes of fate, free will, and love.

if you want an incest stroke story, go to literotica or storiesonline.net.

the way the writer chose to end it is far more memorable than hearing about how amazingly intense their mutual orgasms were as they indulged in their primal draw to make babby in little sisters belly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26504444)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:05 PM
Author:  gas station

"A sometimes appallingly accurate view of today's world." Providence Journal-Bulletin.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26504594)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:25 PM
Author:  Violet

Anyone else notice that in the picture the sun is rising (or setting?) over her ass, like the pert round globe that doubters thought was flat?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26504668)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:28 PM
Author: Fuchsia organic girlfriend hunting ground

love? he didn't know her

your flame is equally obvious to the op's. this whole thread is overrated except for the 120's given to the ending.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26504683)



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Date: October 18th, 2014 8:43 PM
Author: zippy sickened spot gaming laptop

titc analysis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26544302)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 12:25 PM
Author: Frozen faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#36990680)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:09 PM
Author: know-it-all hall

well, op probably has my ip address, my ssn, and all my irl info, and tomorrow I'll appear on some list of pervert lawyers, but I guess it was worth it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26505321)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 10:24 AM
Author: hyperventilating amethyst famous landscape painting community account

A+++++

i come to this site for stupid-weird and thread delivered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26507722)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 10:27 AM
Author: Outnumbered Trip Church Building

OP is Johnsmeyer. HTH. OP's moniker is the same phrase Johnsmeyer used in his deleted Twitter profile. Plus this is classic Johnsmeyer flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26507734)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 10:31 AM
Author: Azure ladyboy

Also, you are the op, since op claimed to have come up with your moniker.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26507746)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 12:49 PM
Author: Outnumbered Trip Church Building

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26508482)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:51 PM
Author: crystalline diverse yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26597580)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:08 AM
Author: 



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26870960)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:12 AM
Author: Multi-colored heaven

The total drop off of posting after the climax is really shocking. Like everyone needed at least a month of quiet reflection to digest the events that unfolded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26870979)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:14 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle lay water buffalo

no, I think people were just disillusioned by that point. This thread was like the Matrix trilogy - at first, it blew your mind and you couldn't stop thinking about it, but then as it progressed it ended in a complete shitshow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26870989)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 12:22 AM
Author: Razzmatazz blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#27637414)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:43 AM
Author:  gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#27669956)



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Date: April 22nd, 2015 12:54 PM
Author:  maniacal

http://mic.com/articles/116094/these-long-lost-siblings-amazingly-reunited-over-tinder

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#27737048)



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Date: May 17th, 2015 6:33 PM
Author: Big deranged nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#27910458)



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Date: June 4th, 2015 11:38 PM
Author: Mint misanthropic dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#28043046)



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Date: August 18th, 2015 12:45 PM
Author: Multi-colored heaven

Not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#28575862)



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Date: October 6th, 2015 11:14 AM
Author: chest-beating roast beef

update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#28910271)



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Date: October 11th, 2015 11:47 AM
Author: blathering national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#28945152)



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Date: October 11th, 2015 11:58 AM
Author: 

How's the Columbus Day celebration looking this year?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#28945193)



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Date: October 12th, 2015 10:39 AM
Author: demanding primrose alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#28951145)



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Date: October 12th, 2015 3:08 PM
Author: Walnut gunner brethren

Columbus day bump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#28952263)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 12:39 AM
Author: Clear wild station sound barrier

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#29223927)



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Date: November 25th, 2015 2:42 PM
Author: hyperactive indigo goyim

HAPPY THANKSGIVING!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#29251784)



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Date: December 24th, 2015 2:54 PM
Author: Razzmatazz blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#29447209)



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Date: December 27th, 2015 1:08 AM
Author: Razzmatazz blood rage

Much better sistr thrras

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#29460236)



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Date: March 10th, 2016 6:33 PM
Author: Mint misanthropic dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#30027707)



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Date: March 10th, 2016 6:35 PM
Author: mahogany twisted kitty cat

the beginning of the degenerate era

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#30027721)



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Date: March 28th, 2016 10:04 PM
Author: soul-stirring pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#30156360)



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Date: June 27th, 2016 7:51 PM
Author: Sepia spectacular factory reset button crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#30804651)



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Date: June 27th, 2016 7:54 PM
Author: violent pisswyrm

PotY 2014

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#30804670)



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Date: August 21st, 2016 8:53 PM
Author: Outnumbered Trip Church Building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#31238170)



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Date: August 22nd, 2016 12:50 AM
Author: Salmon boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#31240080)



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Date: August 22nd, 2016 12:54 AM
Author: Razzmatazz blood rage

god i still remember reading this thread as it was happening. amazing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#31240111)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: Chestnut Hideous Turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#31398074)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: Magenta infuriating

fuck this was 2014 fuck fuck fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#31398080)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:11 PM
Author: 

I;ve been here too long.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#31398112)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:12 PM
Author: Magenta infuriating

this was like yesterday in my time on here and fuck me it was 2 years ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#31398118)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:12 PM
Author: Chestnut Hideous Turdskin

reading it is in toto, i like how it develops over days with different set pieces (the dildo/stuffed animal, CFB)...it is self-contained and reads like a play with other poasters as the chorus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#31398121)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: brass comical meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#31398922)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:13 PM
Author: Chestnut Hideous Turdskin

so who was the author, TBF?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#31398132)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: Narrow-minded lavender azn feces

Game of ""

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#31398927)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 3:57 PM
Author: Chestnut Hideous Turdskin

i remember but was he "his own dude" or a tbf alt?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#31398967)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 9:44 PM
Author:  self-absorbed mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#31401436)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 9:56 PM
Author: Salmon boistinker

the author is definitely tbtp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#31401520)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:13 AM
Author: blathering national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#31586812)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:42 AM
Author: puce trailer park incel

The most popular family at my high school had twins. Both very hot, one guy one girl. It recently came out that they were fucking all of high school, LJL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#31586925)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:25 PM
Author: Fuchsia organic girlfriend hunting ground

did they have a midget sibling, too?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#31767975)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 6:39 PM
Author: Bronze

:-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#31591197)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:26 PM
Author: Razzmatazz blood rage

still GOAT POTUS thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#31767987)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:29 PM
Author: Bronze

The POTUS of XODUS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#31768006)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 10:59 PM
Author: Elite Travel Guidebook

you never know what could happen on that golden day that they call Columbus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#31771970)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 12:30 PM
Author: Frozen faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#36990701)



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Date: November 21st, 2016 12:04 PM
Author: sooty cerebral abode prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#31961309)



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Date: January 10th, 2017 4:44 PM
Author: Razzmatazz blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#32343499)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 7:04 PM
Author: turquoise giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#32545952)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 7:04 PM
Author: sooty cerebral abode prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#32545957)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 7:11 PM
Author: Bronze



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#32545995)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 7:12 PM
Author:  stock car international law enforcement agency

Most flawlessly executed flame I've ever seen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#32546004)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 9:19 PM
Author: Bronze



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#32546783)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 11:40 PM
Author: Bronze



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#32547714)



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Date: February 5th, 2017 9:35 AM
Author: Elite Travel Guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#32548870)



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Date: February 8th, 2017 12:53 PM
Author: Bronze



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#32573656)



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Date: June 28th, 2017 8:31 PM
Author: Yellow harsh candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#33664076)



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Date: August 24th, 2017 8:33 PM
Author: insane



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#34062570)



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Date: September 1st, 2017 3:14 PM
Author: scarlet clown karate

San Fernando Neighborhood Council changes Columbus Day to Incest Day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#34116947)



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Date: October 9th, 2017 2:46 PM
Author:  stain toilet seat

how has this not been bumped yet today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#34401929)



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Date: October 9th, 2017 2:51 PM
Author:  stock car international law enforcement agency

I can never remember the title keywords

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#34401973)



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Date: October 9th, 2017 10:01 PM
Author: Abusive Tattoo Macaca

Columbus Day BUMP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#34404981)



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Date: December 18th, 2017 2:24 PM
Author: Lemon crotch

There should be a Christmas episode of this story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#34949769)



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Date: January 6th, 2018 3:50 AM
Author: Poppy haunted graveyard psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#35093674)



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Date: January 6th, 2018 3:52 AM
Author:  ivory old irish cottage

Overrated literotica. Idk why ppl liked this flame so much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#35093676)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 12:22 PM
Author:  self-absorbed mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#35338428)



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Date: June 12th, 2018 6:16 PM
Author: amber locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#36233122)



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Date: October 6th, 2018 10:49 PM
Author: Elite Travel Guidebook

pre-columbus day bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#36976356)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 9:53 AM
Author: scarlet clown karate

4 year bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#36989761)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 10:02 AM
Author: 

Happy Columbus Day!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#36989822)



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Date: October 17th, 2018 10:40 PM
Author: Adventurous cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#37046584)



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Date: May 19th, 2019 12:13 PM
Author: chrome coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#38256413)



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Date: May 19th, 2019 3:22 PM
Author: purple stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#38257003)



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Date: October 14th, 2019 9:59 AM
Author:  Violet



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#38974406)



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Date: May 5th, 2020 12:41 PM
Author: Razzmatazz blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#40152879)



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Date: June 28th, 2020 3:40 PM
Author: white



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#40510638)



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Date: June 29th, 2020 7:52 PM
Author:  Underhanded Juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#40518112)



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Date: July 10th, 2020 6:24 PM
Author:  Violet



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#40582879)



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Date: October 10th, 2020 1:27 AM
Author: exciting aquamarine parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#41084600)



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Date: October 10th, 2020 1:46 AM
Author:  fat ankles

Happy early Columbus Day to you too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#41084634)



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Date: October 10th, 2020 1:29 AM
Author:  dopamine

where are we on this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#41084602)



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Date: February 17th, 2021 7:25 PM
Author:  sandwich

TITCR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#41963692)



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Date: October 8th, 2021 9:28 PM
Author: 



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#43244384)



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Date: February 17th, 2021 7:23 PM
Author: fighting ocher



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#41963677)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 9:29 AM
Author:  Violet



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#43254123)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:28 AM
Author: Flickering halford

So uh... anyone still have pics of the sister? original imgur link down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#43254567)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:43 AM
Author: Confused bonkers

The ass pic is still up. I can't remember if I saw the original back in the day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#43254662)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 12:10 PM
Author: Confused bonkers

Anyone else feel like the OP should be doing an annual Columbus Day update (even if flame)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#43254899)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 6:48 PM
Author: 



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#45297237)



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Date: December 2nd, 2021 6:12 AM
Author: 



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#43544409)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 6:17 PM
Author: lilac patrolman trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#45297068)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 6:17 PM
Author:  nowag

fuck we missed Columbus Day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#45297072)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 6:48 PM
Author: Magenta infuriating

Man this makes me feel old

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#45297247)



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Date: October 10th, 2022 12:03 PM
Author: cruel-hearted

Happy Columbus Day!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#45309119)



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Date: October 10th, 2022 12:15 PM
Author: 



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#45309181)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 4:46 PM
Author: Pearly genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#49346769)



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Date: November 23rd, 2022 4:32 PM
Author: 

One of the best flame threads ever. I remember feeling like I was listening to the Orson Welles War of the World radio broadcast when it first came out. I imagine a team of MIT students with earbuds as if breaking a casino with Ed Thorpe jumping up and down & high-fiving after the final pic is poasted. Well fucking done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#45536449)



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Date: May 6th, 2023 12:29 AM
Author: Histrionic ruby hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#46276193)



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Date: May 6th, 2023 12:20 AM
Author: Flirting digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#46276167)



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Date: May 6th, 2023 12:21 AM
Author:  cream telephone

Time flies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#46276172)



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Date: May 6th, 2023 3:30 AM
Author: Walnut gunner brethren

This thread is a masterwork. Every time it gets bumped, it's like cleaning out your closet on a saturday afternoon and coming across your favorite old movie or video game and just quitting for the rest of the day to give it a runthrough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#46276492)



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Date: October 9th, 2023 8:00 AM
Author: lilac patrolman trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#46905907)



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Date: October 9th, 2023 8:04 AM
Author:  nowag

best part of the flame is whoever edited OP to make it seem like this was 9 years ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#46905917)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:38 PM
Author: Sepia spectacular factory reset button crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#49330100)



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Date: October 9th, 2023 8:32 AM
Author: Fluffy background story

My family celebrates this thread on Columbus Day. Me and sister giggle with each other about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#46905960)



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Date: October 10th, 2023 12:23 AM
Author: Elite Travel Guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#46911844)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:17 PM
Author: Carnelian pocket flask

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuoBNKGt4TI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#46962930)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:21 PM
Author: Elite Travel Guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#46962948)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:27 PM
Author: Bronze



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#46962972)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:18 PM
Author:  Coral Quadroon

DIAMOND HARD EVERY TIME

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#46962933)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:18 PM
Author: 



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#46962936)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:42 PM
Author: 



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#46963013)



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Date: October 13th, 2024 4:39 PM
Author: Fishy deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#48193545)



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Date: October 13th, 2024 4:41 PM
Author: alcoholic slate

I was thinking about this thread earlier today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#48193551)



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Date: October 13th, 2024 7:23 PM
Author: curious dog poop corner

I wrote this TEN YEARS AGO

:/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#48194098)



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Date: October 13th, 2024 7:23 PM
Author: Histrionic ruby hell

good work, i remember this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#48194099)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Transparent

Almost that time of year again ⛵️

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#49330062)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 3:35 PM
Author: Confused bonkers

This is the first thing I think of when I hear it's Columbus Day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#49346566)