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Pounded beers with Shia Lebouf in 2011

I was down in LA visiting my friend in Burbank and we decide...
black swollen pisswyrm boltzmann
  10/09/14
"like" 45 minutes
black swollen pisswyrm boltzmann
  04/03/15
not flame?
insecure locale affirmative action
  10/09/14
Not flame, I've told this story to a lot of people IRL, whic...
black swollen pisswyrm boltzmann
  10/09/14
This is leBouf's chance to make things right but sending you...
Curious Painfully Honest Office Trump Supporter
  09/03/17
pretty sure lebouf only drinks labatts
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  10/09/14
this is confirmed
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  10/10/14
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Concupiscible faggot firefighter
  10/11/14
That was just Earl trying new ways to lower his food/drink s...
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180
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that little piece of shit left u with the tab? when he wa...
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  10/09/14
He went from perfectly fine and fratty to hammered within a ...
black swollen pisswyrm boltzmann
  10/09/14
theres a video of him getting beat up outside a bar every 6 ...
cracking cobalt sanctuary hissy fit
  10/09/14
Wtf leboof would fuck anyone up
black swollen pisswyrm boltzmann
  10/09/14
not an autobot or a decepticon. even the dumb black tran...
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  10/09/14
...
Burgundy cruise ship generalized bond
  10/09/14
he's kinda twink-ish dude
Zippy french chef
  10/09/15
eh not really, he's no EARL or DIESEL, but he's a pretty mus...
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i was waiting for a fresh prince on bel air punchline by the...
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  10/09/14
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black swollen pisswyrm boltzmann
  10/09/14
Brothers this one is truly not flame I promise
black swollen pisswyrm boltzmann
  10/09/14
not flame?
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  10/09/14
Not flame
black swollen pisswyrm boltzmann
  10/10/14
i even skimmed to the end to look for the bros, it's me agai...
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So five beers in 45 minutes. *Pulls out calculator*
Misanthropic Parlour Karate
  10/10/14
What did u find
black swollen pisswyrm boltzmann
  10/10/14
Hmmm, it says you are full of shit.
Misanthropic Parlour Karate
  10/10/14
?
black swollen pisswyrm boltzmann
  10/10/14
??
Misanthropic Parlour Karate
  10/10/14
Did u not see the NOT flame?
black swollen pisswyrm boltzmann
  10/10/14
Oh, I see it now. Sorry, bro. Carry on.
Misanthropic Parlour Karate
  10/10/14
Ty
black swollen pisswyrm boltzmann
  10/10/14
You didn't drink five Sierra Nevada Torpedos in 45 minutes t...
Misanthropic Parlour Karate
  10/10/14
i asked him TWICE to clarify not flame. he said not flame. l...
insecure locale affirmative action
  10/10/14
This is my cross-examination, counsel, I'd appreciate it if ...
Misanthropic Parlour Karate
  10/10/14
Could have been a bit longer your honor, this was my estimat...
black swollen pisswyrm boltzmann
  10/10/14
I should be a judge.
Misanthropic Parlour Karate
  10/10/14
confused how a judge is conducting cross
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  01/10/20
Dude it's Thursday I've been home for 3 hours, I'm alone and...
black swollen pisswyrm boltzmann
  10/10/14
lol what i literally just did this in class today
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No you didn't.
Misanthropic Parlour Karate
  10/10/14
not flame
Umber milk casino
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holy shit
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180
Misanthropic Parlour Karate
  10/10/14
One shot Kill
black swollen pisswyrm boltzmann
  10/10/14
Now, that is funny.
Misanthropic Parlour Karate
  10/10/14
HOLY SHIT NOT FLAME
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  09/03/17
what sort of faggot are you? Of course it's possible to drin...
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Cr.
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  10/10/14
titcJFC
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assuming these were drafts, that's 80 oz. of 7.5% ABV beer i...
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  10/11/14
I drank a 12 pack of an IPA on a work night last month. Tha...
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  10/11/14
36 oz. of 5.7% beer an hour for four hours is a much easier ...
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  10/11/14
That may be so....but I said not flame
black swollen pisswyrm boltzmann
  10/11/14
ok then. that is a very impressive tolerance for a little NO...
Ungodly shrine cuck
  10/11/14
I'm not asian
black swollen pisswyrm boltzmann
  10/11/14
sure thing boss
Ungodly shrine cuck
  10/11/14
(guy maf Jeremy Lin will win MVP this year)
black swollen pisswyrm boltzmann
  10/11/14
i am sure his brief stardom was a very exciting time 4 U :)
Ungodly shrine cuck
  10/11/14
Brief wtf
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...
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  12/12/14
JFC, did you have a college experience? This is terrible. ...
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  04/01/15
We're talking about Sierra Nevada Torpedos not Coors Light f...
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  11/21/15
I believe this
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  10/10/14
If this was flame it'd be a bros it's me again
black swollen pisswyrm boltzmann
  10/10/14
I was being serious.
fluffy mood orchestra pit
  10/10/14
Absolutely no reason not to believe this story.
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  10/21/14
I'm actually getting annoyed ppl don't believe me
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18000000
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i enjoyed reading this 180
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This fucking happened
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I believe you bro.
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I really wish I became friends with him so I could name drop...
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I could see the dickhead older brother character in Step Bro...
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  10/10/14
was about to blank bump this and then realized I poasted it
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Not flame
black swollen pisswyrm boltzmann
  10/10/14
flame?
Massive rose liquid oxygen home
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http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&fo...
black swollen pisswyrm boltzmann
  10/10/14
o nice
Massive rose liquid oxygen home
  10/10/14
Not flame
black swollen pisswyrm boltzmann
  10/10/14
Cool story. I hope its not a flame.
Domesticated doctorate
  10/10/14
I was there and this is not flame.
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in that case. WAZZAM!! 180 story!
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...
black swollen pisswyrm boltzmann
  10/10/14
This is not flame. Anyone who's gone out in the southern...
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  10/10/14
http://www.storyarts.org/library/aesops/stories/boy.html
Misanthropic Parlour Karate
  10/10/14
But but...the five Sierra nevadas in 45 minutes... NOT POSSI...
black swollen pisswyrm boltzmann
  10/10/14
I do that literally on a weekly basis.
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  10/10/14
He was super cool and very happy, did not seem like a bro wh...
black swollen pisswyrm boltzmann
  10/10/14
definitely not flame. i lived for years on the studio city/t...
Adventurous state laser beams
  10/15/14
180
black swollen pisswyrm boltzmann
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...
black swollen pisswyrm boltzmann
  10/11/14
Not flame
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  10/15/14
post selfie, or it's flame
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lol fuk i'm glad i spotted this thread. definitely NOT flam...
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black swollen pisswyrm boltzmann
  10/17/14
reminder: this is not flame
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black swollen pisswyrm boltzmann
  11/06/14
i just love this story, especially because its not flame.
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180
black swollen pisswyrm boltzmann
  11/14/14
Whatever.
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  11/14/14
Not flame
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  12/12/14
one or both of you pre-raped the other
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  04/03/15
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Is that earl near the bottom
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black swollen pisswyrm boltzmann
  06/05/15
still calling bullshit on this alcohol capacity
sapphire dead mental disorder
  07/11/15
Look. It was 12 ounce pours, a weekend evening, it was Shia...
black swollen pisswyrm boltzmann
  07/11/15
Don't believe the capacity of Shia, OP, or all 3?
glassy histrionic pocket flask
  07/11/15
all 3 it is just incredibly unrealistic
sapphire dead mental disorder
  07/11/15
Even if it wasn't exactly 4 in 45 mins, do you doubt OP's cl...
glassy histrionic pocket flask
  07/11/15
(chandler pumo) the whole story is bullshit bc of the alc...
sapphire dead mental disorder
  07/11/15
Maybe this was the night http://www.newspusher.com/EN/post/...
black swollen pisswyrm boltzmann
  07/11/15
i LOL'd
sapphire dead mental disorder
  07/11/15
well you certainly said not flame
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  07/11/15
I had 4 Dogfish 60 minute 16 oz. drafts in 45 minutes not to...
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  07/11/15
Cr. It's not even a semi hard challenge. Larrtjoebird died...
black swollen pisswyrm boltzmann
  07/11/15
(guy who's full of shit)
sapphire dead mental disorder
  07/11/15
You're going to think what you want, but anyone who reads my...
fragrant flatulent menage keepsake machete
  07/11/15
(not an alcoholic) for about 6 months i was drinking a 6 ...
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  07/11/15
Seriously. I can kill two 16 oz. high ABV drafts in 10 minut...
fragrant flatulent menage keepsake machete
  07/11/15
but THREE people all with alcohol issues at the same small t...
glassy histrionic pocket flask
  07/11/15
Two attorneys and Shia have alcohol problems ... So random!!...
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black swollen pisswyrm boltzmann
  10/09/15
shia gets arrested on the one year anniversary of this poast...
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Misanthropic Parlour Karate
  06/30/16
Not flame
black swollen pisswyrm boltzmann
  06/30/16
What part isn't flame?
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  06/30/16
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black swollen pisswyrm boltzmann
  08/24/16
We did it, brother, together, right here in this thread.
Misanthropic Parlour Karate
  08/24/16
we maed it. Too bad this wasn't even the most famous poast ...
black swollen pisswyrm boltzmann
  08/24/16
Lol I remember that thread.
Misanthropic Parlour Karate
  08/24/16
Don't u like how labeouf was arrested for public intoxicatio...
black swollen pisswyrm boltzmann
  08/24/16
Did not know that since I don't keep track of FLAME stories.
Misanthropic Parlour Karate
  08/24/16
Literally everything here is true and has been proven on mul...
black swollen pisswyrm boltzmann
  08/24/16
Okay, you just folded under my cross-examination the other n...
Misanthropic Parlour Karate
  08/24/16
Flame
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  08/24/16
Literally no one is falling for your chilimata imposter flam...
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  08/24/16
I don't understand
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DIE FAGGOTS ALL OF YOU
Misanthropic Parlour Karate
  08/24/16
flame bc shia labeouf would not order torpedoes
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holy shit chandler
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can i have some crypto
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is this the origin of the shia lebeouf torpedo meme?
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no
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Went to laurel tavern with earl today
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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:07 PM
Author: black swollen pisswyrm boltzmann

I was down in LA visiting my friend in Burbank and we decided to go to this bar called laurel tavern in studio city, we were pounding some IPAs at this small table when this guy sits down next to us alone (place was packed). He sat there silently on his phone while drinking a beer. I finish my beer, and ask the waitress for another Sierra Nevada torpedo. The guy next to me pushes me with two hands and yells "HOLY SHIT THATS MY FAVORITE BEER" and says THIS NIGHT IS ON ME. It's Shia leboof, he said his name but never said his last name or acted like he was famous. Guy orders me and my bro some more torpedoes and pounded one after another after around five beers each like 45 minutes later, we went outside for a smoke. He was not there with anyone and no one seemed to recognize him. He started pissing on a car parked on the street and then walked without aim down Ventura boulevard. I never saw him again. Me and my bro split his tab. Not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26488390)



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 12:23 AM
Author: black swollen pisswyrm boltzmann

"like" 45 minutes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#27608232)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:11 PM
Author: insecure locale affirmative action

not flame?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26488405)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:17 PM
Author: black swollen pisswyrm boltzmann

Not flame, I've told this story to a lot of people IRL, which is why I've been hesitant to post it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26488440)



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Date: September 3rd, 2017 11:54 AM
Author: Curious Painfully Honest Office Trump Supporter

This is leBouf's chance to make things right but sending you some eth for the tab.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#34128646)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:12 PM
Author: 180 temple wrinkle

pretty sure lebouf only drinks labatts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26488414)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 8:17 PM
Author: transparent fanboi

this is confirmed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26495055)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:21 PM
Author: Concupiscible faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26499525)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:19 PM
Author: maniacal dun hall bbw

That was just Earl trying new ways to lower his food/drink spending

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26488464)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:31 PM
Author: black swollen pisswyrm boltzmann

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26488538)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:47 PM
Author: Burgundy cruise ship generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26489827)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:53 PM
Author: cream wonderful headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26489855)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:11 AM
Author: Blathering goyim nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26489940)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:20 PM
Author: Bull headed antidepressant drug gay wizard

that little piece of shit left u with the tab?

when he was walking away did u say anything? like "hey, where r u going u little NIGGER"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26488471)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:31 PM
Author: black swollen pisswyrm boltzmann

He went from perfectly fine and fratty to hammered within a cigarette. I didn't say shit. I thought he was gonna come back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26488536)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:22 PM
Author: cracking cobalt sanctuary hissy fit

theres a video of him getting beat up outside a bar every 6 months or so on TMZ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26488482)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:33 PM
Author: black swollen pisswyrm boltzmann

Wtf leboof would fuck anyone up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26488554)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:35 PM
Author: Bull headed antidepressant drug gay wizard

not an autobot or a decepticon.

even the dumb black transformer would kick his ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26488567)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:47 PM
Author: Burgundy cruise ship generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26489828)



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Date: October 9th, 2015 11:47 PM
Author: Zippy french chef

he's kinda twink-ish dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#28938102)



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Date: January 10th, 2020 1:04 AM
Author: Flushed sex offender meetinghouse

eh not really, he's no EARL or DIESEL, but he's a pretty muscular dude no way is he a twink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#39408251)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:36 PM
Author: Bateful scarlet address

i was waiting for a fresh prince on bel air punchline by the end

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26488568)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:46 PM
Author: black swollen pisswyrm boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26489822)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:49 PM
Author: black swollen pisswyrm boltzmann

Brothers this one is truly not flame I promise

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26489839)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:49 PM
Author: insecure locale affirmative action

not flame?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26489842)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:17 AM
Author: black swollen pisswyrm boltzmann

Not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26489979)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:51 PM
Author: dark principal's office

i even skimmed to the end to look for the bros, it's me again. wtf got me again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26489848)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:18 AM
Author: Misanthropic Parlour Karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26489983)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 1:26 AM
Author: Twinkling Supple Knife Death Wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26490321)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:19 AM
Author: Misanthropic Parlour Karate

So five beers in 45 minutes. *Pulls out calculator*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26489985)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:20 AM
Author: black swollen pisswyrm boltzmann

What did u find

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26489994)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:21 AM
Author: Misanthropic Parlour Karate

Hmmm, it says you are full of shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26490002)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:21 AM
Author: black swollen pisswyrm boltzmann

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26490003)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:23 AM
Author: Misanthropic Parlour Karate

??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26490007)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:24 AM
Author: black swollen pisswyrm boltzmann

Did u not see the NOT flame?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26490009)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:25 AM
Author: Misanthropic Parlour Karate

Oh, I see it now. Sorry, bro. Carry on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26490013)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:25 AM
Author: black swollen pisswyrm boltzmann

Ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26490015)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:36 AM
Author: Misanthropic Parlour Karate

You didn't drink five Sierra Nevada Torpedos in 45 minutes though, bro, I don't know what you are trying to pull.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26490062)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:36 AM
Author: insecure locale affirmative action

i asked him TWICE to clarify not flame. he said not flame. let's move on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26490072)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:41 AM
Author: Misanthropic Parlour Karate

This is my cross-examination, counsel, I'd appreciate it if you'd step back.

Mr. Chandler, you did say you, your companion and Shia LeBeouf all drank five Sierra Nevada Torpedos each in a span of 45 minutes, isn't that correct?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26490103)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:47 AM
Author: black swollen pisswyrm boltzmann

Could have been a bit longer your honor, this was my estimate of time. I do not know for certain how lobg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26490141)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:48 AM
Author: Misanthropic Parlour Karate

I should be a judge.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26490149)



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Date: January 10th, 2020 10:25 AM
Author: Flushed sex offender meetinghouse

confused how a judge is conducting cross

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#39409238)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:37 AM
Author: black swollen pisswyrm boltzmann

Dude it's Thursday I've been home for 3 hours, I'm alone and I've downed 11 fat tires

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26490074)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 1:16 AM
Author: Umber milk casino

lol what i literally just did this in class today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26490275)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 1:21 AM
Author: Misanthropic Parlour Karate

No you didn't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26490298)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 1:23 AM
Author: Umber milk casino

not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26490303)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 1:23 AM
Author: Ultramarine duck-like toilet seat nowag

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26490305)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 1:24 AM
Author: Misanthropic Parlour Karate

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26490306)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 1:25 AM
Author: black swollen pisswyrm boltzmann

One shot Kill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26490312)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 1:28 AM
Author: Misanthropic Parlour Karate

Now, that is funny.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26490332)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 1:25 AM
Author: nofapping chest-beating travel guidebook

HOLY SHIT NOT FLAME

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26490315)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 1:26 AM
Author: black swollen pisswyrm boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26490320)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 1:27 AM
Author: cream wonderful headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26490326)



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Date: September 3rd, 2017 12:01 PM
Author: sticky multi-colored base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#34128661)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:41 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy half-breed point

what sort of faggot are you? Of course it's possible to drink 5 beers in 45 minutes. I have seen someone funnel a 6 pack in like 45 seconds. JFC asians.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26492437)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 1:05 PM
Author: black swollen pisswyrm boltzmann

Cr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26492606)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 8:58 PM
Author: Silver unhinged box office boistinker

titcJFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26495252)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:10 AM
Author: Ungodly shrine cuck

assuming these were drafts, that's 80 oz. of 7.5% ABV beer in 45 minutes. that's the booze of drinking a half-rack or or like a dozen shots in a little over a half hour. if OP had already been drinking, his BAC would have been near the blackout zone at about the same time as old XOshia. not to mention that is a shitload of carbonated fluid to swill down. the most dedicated drunkard bros in college would have to fight to get through that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26496536)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:16 AM
Author: black swollen pisswyrm boltzmann

I drank a 12 pack of an IPA on a work night last month. That was within a 4 hour span just relaxing at home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26496560)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:19 AM
Author: Ungodly shrine cuck

36 oz. of 5.7% beer an hour for four hours is a much easier feat than 80 oz. of stronger beer in 45 minutes. if you continued at that base of consumption you would hit the deck in another half hour even if you weighted 300 lbs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26496575)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:21 AM
Author: black swollen pisswyrm boltzmann

That may be so....but I said not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26496583)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:26 AM
Author: Ungodly shrine cuck

ok then. that is a very impressive tolerance for a little NOWAG dood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26496608)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:27 AM
Author: black swollen pisswyrm boltzmann

I'm not asian

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26496612)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:28 AM
Author: Ungodly shrine cuck

sure thing boss

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26496619)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:29 AM
Author: black swollen pisswyrm boltzmann

(guy maf Jeremy Lin will win MVP this year)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26496623)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:36 AM
Author: Ungodly shrine cuck

i am sure his brief stardom was a very exciting time 4 U :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26496648)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:36 AM
Author: black swollen pisswyrm boltzmann

Brief wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26496654)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 7:54 PM
Author: Misanthropic Parlour Karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26919209)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 6:16 PM
Author: Bespoke mediation

JFC, did you have a college experience? This is terrible. Six pack during happy hour is something a lot of people do every Friday.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#27597270)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 3:01 AM
Author: Misanthropic Parlour Karate

We're talking about Sierra Nevada Torpedos not Coors Light faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#27600927)



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Date: September 12th, 2015 2:37 PM
Author: Misanthropic Parlour Karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#28741060)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 9:07 PM
Author: Misanthropic Parlour Karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#29227765)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:29 AM
Author: fluffy mood orchestra pit

I believe this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26490027)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:32 AM
Author: black swollen pisswyrm boltzmann

If this was flame it'd be a bros it's me again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26490045)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:40 AM
Author: fluffy mood orchestra pit

I was being serious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26490097)



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Date: October 21st, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: sticky multi-colored base

Absolutely no reason not to believe this story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26559378)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:39 AM
Author: black swollen pisswyrm boltzmann

I'm actually getting annoyed ppl don't believe me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26490092)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:53 AM
Author: Twinkling Supple Knife Death Wish

18000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26490166)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 1:15 AM
Author: Umber milk casino

i enjoyed reading this 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26490266)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 1:15 AM
Author: Twinkling Supple Knife Death Wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26490267)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 1:29 AM
Author: black swollen pisswyrm boltzmann

This fucking happened

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26490340)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 3:08 AM
Author: Overrated boiling water

I believe you bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26490704)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 3:09 AM
Author: Bateful scarlet address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26490708)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 8:15 PM
Author: black swollen pisswyrm boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26495050)



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Date: October 14th, 2014 7:11 PM
Author: Crimson Range Background Story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26516817)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 1:35 AM
Author: black swollen pisswyrm boltzmann

I really wish I became friends with him so I could name drop to girls, yeah I'm gonna hang out with my bro shia...yeah he acts you may have heard of him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26490375)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:35 AM
Author: Massive rose liquid oxygen home

I could see the dickhead older brother character in Step Brothers namedropping Shia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26491348)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 9:14 PM
Author: Massive rose liquid oxygen home

was about to blank bump this and then realized I poasted it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#29227801)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 9:22 PM
Author: Crimson Range Background Story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#29227837)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:31 PM
Author: black swollen pisswyrm boltzmann

Not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26492414)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:34 PM
Author: Massive rose liquid oxygen home

flame?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26492419)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:37 PM
Author: black swollen pisswyrm boltzmann

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26492414

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26492426)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 1:05 PM
Author: Massive rose liquid oxygen home

o nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26492610)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 3:52 PM
Author: black swollen pisswyrm boltzmann

Not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26493704)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 4:19 PM
Author: Domesticated doctorate

Cool story. I hope its not a flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26493846)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 4:23 PM
Author: Indigo Mad-dog Skullcap Resort

I was there and this is not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26493881)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 4:24 PM
Author: Domesticated doctorate

in that case. WAZZAM!! 180 story!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26493892)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 8:03 PM
Author: black swollen pisswyrm boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26495004)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 4:35 PM
Author: Splenetic vengeful digit ratio masturbator

This is not flame.

Anyone who's gone out in the southern valley area a number of times has run into him.

He's a raging alchy, and yes, him going out alone like that sounds about spot on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26493961)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 4:43 PM
Author: Misanthropic Parlour Karate

http://www.storyarts.org/library/aesops/stories/boy.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26494020)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 8:04 PM
Author: black swollen pisswyrm boltzmann

But but...the five Sierra nevadas in 45 minutes... NOT POSSIBLE he lisped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26495005)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 8:18 PM
Author: Splenetic vengeful digit ratio masturbator

I do that literally on a weekly basis.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26495063)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 8:05 PM
Author: black swollen pisswyrm boltzmann

He was super cool and very happy, did not seem like a bro who would get in a fight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26495009)



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Date: October 15th, 2014 7:01 PM
Author: Adventurous state laser beams

definitely not flame. i lived for years on the studio city/toluca lake border and i'd see him out all the time. and yes, lol, drinking sierra nevada.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26523573)



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Date: October 15th, 2014 8:30 PM
Author: black swollen pisswyrm boltzmann

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26524081)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:53 AM
Author: black swollen pisswyrm boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26496476)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:08 AM
Author: black swollen pisswyrm boltzmann

Not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26496526)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:54 AM
Author: nofapping chest-beating travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26496720)



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Date: October 16th, 2014 7:44 PM
Author: black swollen pisswyrm boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26530283)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:10 PM
Author: black swollen pisswyrm boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26499489)



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Date: October 14th, 2014 7:04 PM
Author: black swollen pisswyrm boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26516787)



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Date: October 15th, 2014 6:56 PM
Author: big onyx location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26523558)



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Date: October 16th, 2014 7:46 PM
Author: aromatic bearded stag film selfie

post selfie, or it's flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26530303)



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Date: October 16th, 2014 8:05 PM
Author: demanding alcoholic site

lol fuk i'm glad i spotted this thread. definitely NOT flame, if you live in the studio city/noho area you will eventually run into Shia at a bar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26530471)



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Date: October 17th, 2014 7:37 PM
Author: black swollen pisswyrm boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26537631)



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Date: October 22nd, 2014 9:54 PM
Author: black swollen pisswyrm boltzmann

reminder: this is not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26568207)



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Date: November 6th, 2014 6:22 PM
Author: black swollen pisswyrm boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26663443)



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Date: November 6th, 2014 6:25 PM
Author: wine marvelous mad cow disease

i just love this story, especially because its not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26663453)



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Date: November 14th, 2014 12:40 AM
Author: black swollen pisswyrm boltzmann

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26713472)



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Date: November 14th, 2014 12:41 AM
Author: Misanthropic Parlour Karate

Whatever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26713478)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 3:26 PM
Author: black swollen pisswyrm boltzmann

Not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26723237)



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Date: November 21st, 2014 7:15 PM
Author: black swollen pisswyrm boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26767694)



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Date: December 2nd, 2014 2:31 AM
Author: black swollen pisswyrm boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26840742)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: Misanthropic Parlour Karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26919187)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 7:57 PM
Author: Deranged indirect expression

one or both of you pre-raped the other

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26919238)



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Date: February 16th, 2015 4:17 PM
Author: black swollen pisswyrm boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#27327736)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 5:00 PM
Author: drunken cerise church personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#27596817)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 2:40 AM
Author: black swollen pisswyrm boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#27600828)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 2:49 AM
Author: Misanthropic Parlour Karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#27600873)



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 12:36 AM
Author: Twinkling Supple Knife Death Wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#27608315)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 9:53 PM
Author: Twinkling Supple Knife Death Wish

http://m.imgur.com/Goo4mWl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#27673295)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:15 PM
Author: Stirring sable stead

Is that earl near the bottom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#27673397)



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Date: June 29th, 2015 11:14 PM
Author: Twinkling Supple Knife Death Wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#28227347)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:17 PM
Author: green friendly grandma stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#27673412)



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Date: November 11th, 2015 11:12 PM
Author: Twinkling Supple Knife Death Wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#29163973)



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Date: November 11th, 2015 11:21 PM
Author: cream wonderful headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#29164034)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 9:15 PM
Author: Twinkling Supple Knife Death Wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#29227803)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 9:30 PM
Author: black swollen pisswyrm boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#29227899)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 9:36 PM
Author: black swollen pisswyrm boltzmann

Did u take this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#29227936)



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Date: October 25th, 2016 9:16 PM
Author: black swollen pisswyrm boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#31726906)



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Date: May 25th, 2015 10:06 PM
Author: drunken cerise church personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#27963411)



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Date: June 5th, 2015 6:05 PM
Author: black swollen pisswyrm boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#28049465)



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Date: July 11th, 2015 3:25 AM
Author: sapphire dead mental disorder

still calling bullshit on this alcohol capacity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#28304783)



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Date: July 11th, 2015 3:28 AM
Author: black swollen pisswyrm boltzmann

Look. It was 12 ounce pours, a weekend evening, it was Shia labeouf and the waitress knew and refilled us quick. It may have been 57 minutes I didn't keep tabs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#28304791)



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Date: July 11th, 2015 3:38 AM
Author: glassy histrionic pocket flask

Don't believe the capacity of Shia, OP, or all 3?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#28304826)



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Date: July 11th, 2015 3:39 AM
Author: sapphire dead mental disorder

all 3 it is just incredibly unrealistic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#28304831)



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Date: July 11th, 2015 3:48 AM
Author: glassy histrionic pocket flask

Even if it wasn't exactly 4 in 45 mins, do you doubt OP's claim that he pounded beers with Shia Lebouf? Who cares about specific #s...the point is this movie star randomly got shitfaced with OP and his buddy alone then cut out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#28304879)



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Date: July 11th, 2015 3:49 AM
Author: sapphire dead mental disorder

(chandler pumo)

the whole story is bullshit bc of the alcohol #s he gave

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#28304886)



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Date: July 11th, 2015 3:30 AM
Author: black swollen pisswyrm boltzmann

Maybe this was the night

http://www.newspusher.com/EN/post/1288854062-2/IT-/exclusive-shia-labeouf-chainsmokes-outside-of-laurel-tavern-and-later-leaves-the-bar-with-3-unidentified-females.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#28304795)



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Date: July 11th, 2015 3:38 AM
Author: sapphire dead mental disorder

i LOL'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#28304829)



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Date: July 11th, 2015 3:41 AM
Author: hyperventilating market black woman

well you certainly said not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#28304842)



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Date: July 11th, 2015 3:40 AM
Author: fragrant flatulent menage keepsake machete

I had 4 Dogfish 60 minute 16 oz. drafts in 45 minutes not too long ago without even thinking about it; I see no reason why this 12 oz. Torpedo challenge is deemed so impossible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#28304834)



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Date: July 11th, 2015 3:41 AM
Author: black swollen pisswyrm boltzmann

Cr. It's not even a semi hard challenge. Larrtjoebird died trying it though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#28304840)



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Date: July 11th, 2015 3:41 AM
Author: sapphire dead mental disorder

(guy who's full of shit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#28304844)



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Date: July 11th, 2015 3:55 AM
Author: fragrant flatulent menage keepsake machete

You're going to think what you want, but anyone who reads my posts knows I am not an exaggerist and I don't flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#28304922)



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Date: July 11th, 2015 3:59 AM
Author: electric thirsty center

(not an alcoholic)

for about 6 months i was drinking a 6 pack of Lagunitas Little Sumpin Sumpin almost every night, and would kill them all in around an hour. around the same ABV as Sierra Nevada Torpedo, slightly higher. then i'd switch to a second 6 pack of a lighter beer, usually Red Stripe or something like Sam Adams, and drink those over the next couple of hours.

i don't know about hanging out with Shia Lebeouf but drinking 5 Sierra Nevada Torpedos in 45 min. is not out there at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#28304941)



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Date: July 11th, 2015 4:09 AM
Author: fragrant flatulent menage keepsake machete

Seriously. I can kill two 16 oz. high ABV drafts in 10 minutes with ease, especially if I've been outside and it's hot.

Probably my worst problem with alcohol is how fast I can drink. I imagine this is the case with most alcoholics. Anyone who has seen me drink would not doubt for a second that I could swill 5 12 oz. Torpedoes in 45 minutes. In fact, I'm sure I've done it in the past at home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#28304968)



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Date: July 11th, 2015 4:21 AM
Author: glassy histrionic pocket flask

but THREE people all with alcohol issues at the same small table????

So random!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#28305006)



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Date: September 12th, 2015 2:46 PM
Author: contagious business firm

Two attorneys and Shia have alcohol problems ... So random!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#28741099)



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Date: September 12th, 2015 4:35 PM
Author: mustard self-absorbed private investor cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#28741607)



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Date: October 9th, 2015 11:44 PM
Author: black swollen pisswyrm boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#28938086)



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Date: October 9th, 2015 11:44 PM
Author: black swollen pisswyrm boltzmann

shia gets arrested on the one year anniversary of this poast for public intoxication.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#28938087)



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Date: October 10th, 2015 12:10 AM
Author: black swollen pisswyrm boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#28938236)



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Date: October 11th, 2015 9:57 PM
Author: drunken cerise church personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#28948762)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 9:32 PM
Author: Thriller gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#29227915)



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Date: June 30th, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: Misanthropic Parlour Karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#30822171)



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Date: June 30th, 2016 12:10 AM
Author: black swollen pisswyrm boltzmann

Not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#30822215)



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Date: June 30th, 2016 12:12 AM
Author: Misanthropic Parlour Karate

What part isn't flame?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#30822223)



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Date: August 24th, 2016 2:25 AM
Author: nofapping chest-beating travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#31256499)



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Date: August 24th, 2016 2:11 AM
Author: black swollen pisswyrm boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#31256459)



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Date: August 24th, 2016 2:12 AM
Author: Misanthropic Parlour Karate

We did it, brother, together, right here in this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#31256461)



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Date: August 24th, 2016 2:13 AM
Author: black swollen pisswyrm boltzmann

we maed it. Too bad this wasn't even the most famous poast of October 9th 2014 though. The Columbus Day sister tinder swipe was the same day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#31256463)



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Date: August 24th, 2016 2:14 AM
Author: Misanthropic Parlour Karate

Lol I remember that thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#31256466)



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Date: August 24th, 2016 2:14 AM
Author: black swollen pisswyrm boltzmann

Don't u like how labeouf was arrested for public intoxication on the one year anniversary of this TRUE not flame story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#31256465)



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Date: August 24th, 2016 2:15 AM
Author: Misanthropic Parlour Karate

Did not know that since I don't keep track of FLAME stories.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#31256467)



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Date: August 24th, 2016 2:17 AM
Author: black swollen pisswyrm boltzmann

Literally everything here is true and has been proven on multiple occasions. I had four beers tonight and am stone cold sober

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#31256475)



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Date: August 24th, 2016 2:22 AM
Author: Misanthropic Parlour Karate

Okay, you just folded under my cross-examination the other night. You must not remember that. You know what they say: truth comes out when you're drunk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#31256486)



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Date: August 24th, 2016 2:22 AM
Author: Free-loading vigorous gas station cumskin

Flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#31256489)



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Date: August 24th, 2016 2:24 AM
Author: Misanthropic Parlour Karate

Literally no one is falling for your chilimata imposter flame, faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#31256494)



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Date: August 24th, 2016 2:27 AM
Author: insanely creepy dilemma hunting ground

I don't understand

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#31256510)



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Date: August 24th, 2016 2:30 AM
Author: Free-loading vigorous gas station cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#31256524)



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Date: August 24th, 2016 2:29 AM
Author: black swollen pisswyrm boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#31256523)



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Date: August 24th, 2016 2:30 AM
Author: Free-loading vigorous gas station cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#31256525)



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Date: August 24th, 2016 2:31 AM
Author: Misanthropic Parlour Karate

DIE FAGGOTS ALL OF YOU

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#31256534)



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Date: August 24th, 2016 3:24 AM
Author: Arrogant Party Of The First Part

flame bc shia labeouf would not order torpedoes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#31256619)



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Date: January 29th, 2017 2:52 PM
Author: black swollen pisswyrm boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#32490986)



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Date: September 3rd, 2017 11:52 AM
Author: Boyish Mexican Really Tough Guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#34128639)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 10:46 PM
Author: Diverse abusive hell international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#35367457)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 10:47 PM
Author: Soul-stirring piazza

holy shit chandler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#35367463)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 10:49 PM
Author: black swollen pisswyrm boltzmann

can i have some crypto

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#35367480)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 10:50 PM
Author: Diverse abusive hell international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#35367485)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 10:48 PM
Author: Jade famous landscape painting plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#35367474)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 11:53 AM
Author: grizzly pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#35430505)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 12:02 PM
Author: Talented sexy tanning salon jew

is this the origin of the shia lebeouf torpedo meme?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#35430555)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 12:07 PM
Author: Chartreuse skinny woman

no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#35430582)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 12:11 PM
Author: black swollen pisswyrm boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#35430608)



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Date: September 2nd, 2018 7:26 PM
Author: grizzly pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#36734217)



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Date: January 9th, 2020 6:51 PM
Author: exhilarant flickering psychic stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#39406593)



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Date: January 9th, 2020 7:26 PM
Author: Misanthropic Parlour Karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#39406762)



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Date: January 10th, 2020 12:18 AM
Author: Rough-skinned kink-friendly senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#39407966)



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Date: December 5th, 2018 9:01 AM
Author: bat shit crazy aqua ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#37353189)



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Date: June 15th, 2019 10:19 PM
Author: black swollen pisswyrm boltzmann

Went to laurel tavern with earl today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#38394876)



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Date: January 9th, 2020 6:34 PM
Author: Misanthropic Parlour Karate

Just a reminder that chandler never drank five torpedoes in 45 minutes. Fucking liar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#39406533)



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Date: January 9th, 2020 6:54 PM
Author: olive coffee pot school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#39406605)



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Date: January 10th, 2020 12:00 AM
Author: black swollen pisswyrm boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#39407916)



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Date: December 18th, 2020 11:02 AM
Author: Infuriating messiness ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#41571924)



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Date: December 18th, 2020 11:03 AM
Author: Floppy chestnut station dingle berry

this thread is essential to xo canon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#41571932)



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Date: December 18th, 2020 11:10 AM
Author: Mischievous kitchen double fault

i get Shia Lebeouf and Post Malone mixed up sometimes/all the time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#41571978)



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Date: March 6th, 2021 3:38 PM
Author: Floppy chestnut station dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#42059065)



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Date: March 6th, 2021 3:55 PM
Author: Erotic kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#42059163)