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Before breakup DESTROY GF's pussy w/ giant dildo or fist

LOL at ATD-faggots. THIS is how you permanently ruin her.
Mewling parlor friendly grandma
  11/22/14
shall we coin a new acronym? FATD? i mean, fisting her is...
white awkward factory reset button
  11/22/14
The goal isn't getting off. The goal is ruining her (getting...
Mewling parlor friendly grandma
  11/22/14
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Cobalt underhanded box office
  11/22/14
i think anal is still degrading enough to merit consideratio...
white awkward factory reset button
  11/22/14
No offense but I think you might actually be a real woman be...
Mewling parlor friendly grandma
  11/22/14
clearly i don't
white awkward factory reset button
  11/22/14
Ok the point is to stretch her pussy out so much that no hum...
Mewling parlor friendly grandma
  11/22/14
pretty sure vaginas are designed to stretch temporarily. ...
white awkward factory reset button
  11/22/14
Ugh, not even gonna get into to it with you
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  11/22/14
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Ultramarine Institution
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I agree brother, and have done this to girls before. also 18...
Cobalt underhanded box office
  11/22/14
CR. At some point (in size) a girl cannot ever expect to fin...
Mewling parlor friendly grandma
  11/22/14
is it possible to wear a cocksleeve so large that even a whi...
Flickering new version lodge
  11/22/14
I don't know about cocksleeves (I've never even seen them in...
Mewling parlor friendly grandma
  11/22/14
FYI, they are meant to be used. Women can literally slide a ...
magenta office gay wizard
  11/23/14
Yeah bro pleasurable sex is a little different from the once...
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  11/23/14
lol tyft
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You know when you're 2 weeks in (to a breakup) and cringing ...
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  11/22/14
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federal primrose mad-dog skullcap scourge upon the earth
  11/02/15
Chad's 4.5 incher is gonna be devastating on UVT's pirrow GF...
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Titillating chad
  11/03/17
this is fucking genius. seems weird to just introduce a fuc...
multi-colored den volcanic crater
  11/22/14
Yeah I personally wouldn't go with the cock-sleave just beca...
Mewling parlor friendly grandma
  11/22/14
I just like the idea, because you get to do the personal fir...
Cobalt underhanded box office
  11/22/14
Yeah I'm talking about POUNDING that shit hard. Think of swi...
Mewling parlor friendly grandma
  11/22/14
Fuck, so many GFs I wish I could go back and do this to. Wis...
Mewling parlor friendly grandma
  11/22/14
lol do you just keep the horsecock dildo in your closet for ...
multi-colored den volcanic crater
  11/22/14
Haven't actually used a dildo yet. I just used four fingers ...
Mewling parlor friendly grandma
  11/22/14
Their pussies are designed for just this sort of abuse.
magenta office gay wizard
  11/23/14
Not even necessarily relevant. My point is that they wont fi...
Mewling parlor friendly grandma
  11/23/14
this thread is hilarious
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  11/22/14
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Ok now that we're done with all the black crime threading le...
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  11/22/14
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mahogany cracking point generalized bond
  11/22/14
It's also helpful to get a tapered device so at first she'll...
Mewling parlor friendly grandma
  11/23/14
The best tactic is to do this gradually. You can't just go f...
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  11/03/17
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Are you all flame
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  11/23/14
Lol not even flame at all. But it shouldn't matter. Let my i...
Mewling parlor friendly grandma
  11/23/14
Why don't you just dump her and move on
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  11/23/14
(guy who's never been heart broken) (guy who doesn't belong...
Mewling parlor friendly grandma
  11/23/14
Been heartbroken many times actually
frozen abnormal athletic conference
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Women have become utterly horrendous and heartless. They'll ...
Mewling parlor friendly grandma
  11/23/14
What
frozen abnormal athletic conference
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Lol. Wut? Holy shit.
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Uh, what?
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  11/23/14
Are u a fucking female? If not why u spottin up my thread wi...
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  11/23/14
Sup
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Fuck our lives
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You've been on the receiving end of this teasing? Sad!
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  11/03/17
I don't think you're trying to break her heart.
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  11/03/17
sick and weak
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  11/23/14
fuck you kike
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Mewling parlor friendly grandma
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Hate to give my ownself a 180, but this is some next level s...
Mewling parlor friendly grandma
  11/23/14
lol
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Mewling parlor friendly grandma
  12/28/14
omg you actually do this for real? 180.
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  11/02/15
Made this thread a year ago it's now de rigueur with all my ...
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  11/02/15
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Mewling parlor friendly grandma
  11/24/14
Vaginas are elastic - they just pop back. She's not gonna be...
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  12/04/14
LMAO
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  11/02/15
Can someone translate this into retard for me?
Mewling parlor friendly grandma
  11/02/15
quote: E = elastic limit, beyond this point the material is ...
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  11/02/15
That's what I thought and was hoping for lol ty
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  11/02/15
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  12/25/15
ABSOLUTELY DEVASTATING
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Mewling parlor friendly grandma
  11/03/17
Mentally/psychologically, not physically
Mewling parlor friendly grandma
  11/30/14
How are you going to mentally destroy someone's pussy?
Medicated bisexual public bath depressive
  12/03/14
Are you this faggoty IRL?
Mewling parlor friendly grandma
  12/03/14
WTF
Medicated bisexual public bath depressive
  12/03/14
lol u are a talented flamer
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  02/22/18
just prolapse her ass. no way she recovers from that. and f...
Fear-inspiring school cafeteria ceo
  11/24/14
cr, just "get" GF to do this
well-lubricated becky
  11/24/14
She'll fall into it
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  08/13/16
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  12/29/14
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  07/21/15
Do this before she becomes the subject of your ex gf thread
Mewling parlor friendly grandma
  09/22/15
I am a goddamn genius for this
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  11/02/15
(Cock sleeve salesbro)
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  10/28/15
Bump for what should I do with GF guy
Mewling parlor friendly grandma
  11/02/15
LMAO. Jfc
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  11/02/15
How did you miss this before? It's my best work and I bump i...
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  11/02/15
Cq.
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180, 180, 180.
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  12/06/15
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Date: November 22nd, 2014 3:23 PM
Author: Mewling parlor friendly grandma

LOL at ATD-faggots. THIS is how you permanently ruin her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2735135&forum_id=2#26772449)



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Date: November 22nd, 2014 3:24 PM
Author: white awkward factory reset button

shall we coin a new acronym? FATD?

i mean, fisting her isn't going to get you off, so why throw out anal?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2735135&forum_id=2#26772457)



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Date: November 22nd, 2014 3:25 PM
Author: Mewling parlor friendly grandma

The goal isn't getting off. The goal is ruining her (getting preemptive revenge).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2735135&forum_id=2#26772469)



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Date: November 22nd, 2014 3:26 PM
Author: Cobalt underhanded box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2735135&forum_id=2#26772478)



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Date: November 22nd, 2014 4:19 PM
Author: white awkward factory reset button

i think anal is still degrading enough to merit consideration in this activity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2735135&forum_id=2#26772899)



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Date: November 22nd, 2014 4:21 PM
Author: Mewling parlor friendly grandma

No offense but I think you might actually be a real woman because you fail to understand some really basic things about what we're talking about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2735135&forum_id=2#26772916)



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Date: November 22nd, 2014 4:22 PM
Author: white awkward factory reset button

clearly i don't

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2735135&forum_id=2#26772926)



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Date: November 22nd, 2014 4:24 PM
Author: Mewling parlor friendly grandma

Ok the point is to stretch her pussy out so much that no human cock will ever be able to satisfy her again. Anal won't achieve anything related to this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2735135&forum_id=2#26772940)



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Date: November 22nd, 2014 4:26 PM
Author: white awkward factory reset button

pretty sure vaginas are designed to stretch temporarily.

you should just give her the best sex of her life and then cut her off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2735135&forum_id=2#26772955)



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Date: November 22nd, 2014 4:29 PM
Author: Mewling parlor friendly grandma

Ugh, not even gonna get into to it with you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2735135&forum_id=2#26772981)



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Date: December 3rd, 2014 11:03 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Poppy House Love Of Her Life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2735135&forum_id=2#26853001)



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Date: March 28th, 2015 7:14 PM
Author: Provocative dull kitchen milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2735135&forum_id=2#27572277)



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Date: November 2nd, 2015 1:32 AM
Author: federal primrose mad-dog skullcap scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2735135&forum_id=2#29091875)



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Date: March 1st, 2016 2:51 PM
Author: Nighttime Address Sneaky Criminal

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2735135&forum_id=2#29952959)



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Date: November 22nd, 2014 4:25 PM
Author: multi-colored den volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2735135&forum_id=2#26772950)



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Date: December 1st, 2014 7:04 PM
Author: Ultramarine Institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2735135&forum_id=2#26837916)



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Date: November 22nd, 2014 3:26 PM
Author: Cobalt underhanded box office

I agree brother, and have done this to girls before. also 180 to buy a fucking elephant sized cock sleeve that makes your dick like 10x9 and just pound away as hard as you can. she will have the best orgasm of her life (maybe, although in todays world, where girls are constantly searching for BIGCOCK and BIGCOCK ALONE there is a chance she has experienced this before and you are wasting your time), but then she will also be ruined for life. lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2735135&forum_id=2#26772474)



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Date: November 22nd, 2014 3:31 PM
Author: Mewling parlor friendly grandma

CR. At some point (in size) a girl cannot ever expect to find a cock that big (say literally the size of a man's forearm). If she's been getting pounded by that she will never be able to have enjoyable sex with a human man again. Think of the implications of that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2735135&forum_id=2#26772511)



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Date: November 22nd, 2014 3:38 PM
Author: Flickering new version lodge

is it possible to wear a cocksleeve so large that even a white woman couldn't fuck it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2735135&forum_id=2#26772556)



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Date: November 22nd, 2014 3:46 PM
Author: Mewling parlor friendly grandma

I don't know about cocksleeves (I've never even seen them in sex shops although I wasn't looking).

You can start with large dildos that girls would actually buy and use (like the 7/8 inch kind), then move up to the comically large ones that aren't even meant to be used but are like novelty gifts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2735135&forum_id=2#26772624)



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Date: November 23rd, 2014 5:32 PM
Author: magenta office gay wizard

FYI, they are meant to be used. Women can literally slide a kid out that hole. They can all take a fist, they can all take a folgers can.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2735135&forum_id=2#26779654)



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Date: November 23rd, 2014 5:34 PM
Author: Mewling parlor friendly grandma

Yeah bro pleasurable sex is a little different from the once (or twice/three times whatever) experience of their lives when they birth a kid and take fucking weeks to recover. JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2735135&forum_id=2#26779685)



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Date: November 4th, 2015 12:23 AM
Author: hot light step-uncle's house

lol tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2735135&forum_id=2#29106555)



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Date: November 2nd, 2017 11:59 PM
Author: magenta office gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2735135&forum_id=2#34593125)



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Date: November 22nd, 2014 3:37 PM
Author: Mewling parlor friendly grandma

You know when you're 2 weeks in (to a breakup) and cringing at the thought of her being pounded away by Chad's X-incher (X=1.5 inches more than you).

Yeah, you're gonna wish you did this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2735135&forum_id=2#26772550)



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Date: November 22nd, 2014 3:39 PM
Author: multi-colored den volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2735135&forum_id=2#26772562)



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Date: November 2nd, 2015 1:33 AM
Author: federal primrose mad-dog skullcap scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2735135&forum_id=2#29091884)



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Date: December 25th, 2015 7:35 PM
Author: razzmatazz shrine

Chad's 4.5 incher is gonna be devastating on UVT's pirrow GF.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2735135&forum_id=2#29453797)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 12:01 AM
Author: Titillating chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2735135&forum_id=2#34593133)



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Date: November 22nd, 2014 3:39 PM
Author: multi-colored den volcanic crater

this is fucking genius. seems weird to just introduce a fucking cocksleeve though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2735135&forum_id=2#26772568)



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Date: November 22nd, 2014 3:43 PM
Author: Mewling parlor friendly grandma

Yeah I personally wouldn't go with the cock-sleave just because it so clearly clowns on your own cock, but there are plenty of alternatives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2735135&forum_id=2#26772607)



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Date: November 22nd, 2014 3:50 PM
Author: Cobalt underhanded box office

I just like the idea, because you get to do the personal first hand perspective pounding, where if it were with a dildo you would have to use your hand and it would get kind of tiring and boring. doesn't really clown on your own dick anymore than her seeing a dildo twice the size of you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2735135&forum_id=2#26772662)



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Date: November 22nd, 2014 3:51 PM
Author: Mewling parlor friendly grandma

Yeah I'm talking about POUNDING that shit hard. Think of swinging a fucking axe down on her puss or churning butter in a vatt. That's what I'm doing with that baseball bat I wrapped a condom around.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2735135&forum_id=2#26772672)



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Date: November 22nd, 2014 4:15 PM
Author: Mewling parlor friendly grandma

Fuck, so many GFs I wish I could go back and do this to. Wish I had thought of this shit earlier although I did it with one recently

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2735135&forum_id=2#26772872)



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Date: November 22nd, 2014 4:17 PM
Author: multi-colored den volcanic crater

lol do you just keep the horsecock dildo in your closet for these special situations?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2735135&forum_id=2#26772885)



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Date: November 22nd, 2014 4:18 PM
Author: Mewling parlor friendly grandma

Haven't actually used a dildo yet. I just used four fingers and all five but without full insertion.

It was fucking frightening how much she was enjoying what I thought would be pure pain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2735135&forum_id=2#26772888)



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Date: November 23rd, 2014 5:34 PM
Author: magenta office gay wizard

Their pussies are designed for just this sort of abuse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2735135&forum_id=2#26779681)



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Date: November 23rd, 2014 5:37 PM
Author: Mewling parlor friendly grandma

Not even necessarily relevant. My point is that they wont find pleasure after it. Designed or not what's ur fucken point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2735135&forum_id=2#26779712)



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Date: November 22nd, 2014 4:23 PM
Author: Abusive pit

this thread is hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2735135&forum_id=2#26772934)



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Date: November 2nd, 2015 1:11 AM
Author: floppy infuriating theater stage internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2735135&forum_id=2#29091848)



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Date: November 22nd, 2014 6:47 PM
Author: Mewling parlor friendly grandma

Ok now that we're done with all the black crime threading let's talk about how we're going to RUIN 4 LYFE all our future ex GFs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2735135&forum_id=2#26773973)



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Date: November 22nd, 2014 9:45 PM
Author: Mewling parlor friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2735135&forum_id=2#26774999)



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Date: November 22nd, 2014 10:26 PM
Author: mahogany cracking point generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2735135&forum_id=2#26775234)



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Date: November 23rd, 2014 12:17 AM
Author: Mewling parlor friendly grandma

It's also helpful to get a tapered device so at first she'll let you slide it in then you ram dat shit it in it's full thickness

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2735135&forum_id=2#26775856)



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Date: November 23rd, 2014 12:22 AM
Author: Mewling parlor friendly grandma

The best tactic is to do this gradually. You can't just go from your cock to whipping out the condom covered bat. You gotta start off with "DP" ing her with your cock and an dildo slightly but meaningfully larger than your cock. Then she'll keep wanting that. And more and more until she fucked herself out the game

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2735135&forum_id=2#26775873)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 12:00 AM
Author: Titillating chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2735135&forum_id=2#34593127)



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Date: March 20th, 2023 9:43 PM
Author: Fuchsia zombie-like location mental disorder

condom covered bat tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2735135&forum_id=2#46077642)



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Date: November 23rd, 2014 12:26 AM
Author: frozen abnormal athletic conference

Are you all flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2735135&forum_id=2#26775888)



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Date: November 23rd, 2014 12:27 AM
Author: Mewling parlor friendly grandma

Lol not even flame at all. But it shouldn't matter. Let my ideas speak for themselves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2735135&forum_id=2#26775891)



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Date: November 23rd, 2014 12:29 AM
Author: frozen abnormal athletic conference

Why don't you just dump her and move on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2735135&forum_id=2#26775897)



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Date: November 23rd, 2014 12:39 AM
Author: Mewling parlor friendly grandma

(guy who's never been heart broken)

(guy who doesn't belong on XO)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2735135&forum_id=2#26775952)



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Date: November 23rd, 2014 12:43 AM
Author: frozen abnormal athletic conference

Been heartbroken many times actually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2735135&forum_id=2#26775974)



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Date: November 23rd, 2014 12:47 AM
Author: Mewling parlor friendly grandma

Women have become utterly horrendous and heartless. They'll tease some faggot with a small dick like he's a fucking abomination. Just fighting fire with fire breh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2735135&forum_id=2#26775997)



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Date: November 23rd, 2014 3:50 AM
Author: frozen abnormal athletic conference

What

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2735135&forum_id=2#26776625)



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Date: November 23rd, 2014 2:30 PM
Author: aqua chest-beating garrison travel guidebook

Lol. Wut? Holy shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2735135&forum_id=2#26778298)



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Date: November 23rd, 2014 5:36 PM
Author: magenta office gay wizard

Uh, what?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2735135&forum_id=2#26779698)



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Date: November 23rd, 2014 5:37 PM
Author: Mewling parlor friendly grandma

Are u a fucking female? If not why u spottin up my thread wit ur dumb ass bullshit breh?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2735135&forum_id=2#26779719)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 12:05 AM
Author: magenta office gay wizard

Sup

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2735135&forum_id=2#34593160)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 12:14 AM
Author: Mewling parlor friendly grandma

Fuck our lives



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2735135&forum_id=2#34593219)



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Date: December 26th, 2014 8:06 PM
Author: swashbuckling principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2735135&forum_id=2#27002079)



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Date: October 28th, 2015 5:16 PM
Author: insanely creepy death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2735135&forum_id=2#29061267)



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Date: December 25th, 2015 7:18 PM
Author: multi-colored den volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2735135&forum_id=2#29453754)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 12:21 AM
Author: mind-boggling walnut ladyboy

You've been on the receiving end of this teasing? Sad!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2735135&forum_id=2#34593261)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 12:18 AM
Author: supple bawdyhouse dopamine

I don't think you're trying to break her heart.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2735135&forum_id=2#34593245)



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Date: November 23rd, 2014 12:31 AM
Author: Dun Site

sick and weak

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2735135&forum_id=2#26775904)



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Date: November 23rd, 2014 3:05 AM
Author: Mewling parlor friendly grandma

fuck you kike

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2735135&forum_id=2#26776521)



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Date: March 28th, 2015 7:13 PM
Author: Mewling parlor friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2735135&forum_id=2#27572275)



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Date: October 15th, 2018 7:58 PM
Author: Thriller Hell Feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2735135&forum_id=2#37030461)



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Date: June 28th, 2021 11:35 PM
Author: Thriller Hell Feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2735135&forum_id=2#42702431)



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Date: November 23rd, 2014 1:51 PM
Author: Mewling parlor friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2735135&forum_id=2#26778126)



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Date: November 23rd, 2014 2:25 PM
Author: Mewling parlor friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2735135&forum_id=2#26778265)



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Date: November 23rd, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: Mewling parlor friendly grandma

Hate to give my ownself a 180, but this is some next level shit that I'm implementing on the reg IRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2735135&forum_id=2#26779612)



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Date: November 23rd, 2014 5:29 PM
Author: Titillating chad

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2735135&forum_id=2#26779618)



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Date: November 23rd, 2014 7:39 PM
Author: Mewling parlor friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2735135&forum_id=2#26780670)



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Date: December 3rd, 2014 11:04 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Poppy House Love Of Her Life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2735135&forum_id=2#26853003)



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Date: December 28th, 2014 10:57 PM
Author: Mewling parlor friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2735135&forum_id=2#27014517)



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Date: November 2nd, 2015 1:35 AM
Author: federal primrose mad-dog skullcap scourge upon the earth

omg you actually do this for real? 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2735135&forum_id=2#29091890)



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Date: November 2nd, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: Mewling parlor friendly grandma

Made this thread a year ago it's now de rigueur with all my relationships. Ironically it's made them come back even more often than before because they're just so fucked up in their search for a cure (lmao at them thinking there's a cure for something that's broken) and they associate me with the source of that first hit of crack I mean vag stretch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2735135&forum_id=2#29091906)



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Date: November 4th, 2015 3:49 AM
Author: Fragrant coffee pot

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2735135&forum_id=2#29106939)



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Date: December 25th, 2015 7:18 PM
Author: multi-colored den volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2735135&forum_id=2#29453756)



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Date: November 24th, 2014 3:49 PM
Author: Mewling parlor friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2735135&forum_id=2#26787001)



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Date: November 24th, 2014 3:51 PM
Author: 180 deranged yarmulke

Vaginas are elastic - they just pop back. She's not gonna be "ruined" unless she births 10-pound twins and the ob-gyn neglects to sew her back up properly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2735135&forum_id=2#26787015)



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Date: November 24th, 2014 4:20 PM
Author: Abusive pit

http://physicsnet.co.uk/a-level-physics-as-a2/materials/stress-strain/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2735135&forum_id=2#26787240)



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Date: December 4th, 2014 12:30 AM
Author: cheese-eating casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2735135&forum_id=2#26853535)



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Date: November 2nd, 2015 1:21 AM
Author: autistic copper organic girlfriend corner

LMAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2735135&forum_id=2#29091861)



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Date: November 2nd, 2015 1:25 AM
Author: Mewling parlor friendly grandma

Can someone translate this into retard for me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2735135&forum_id=2#29091865)



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Date: November 2nd, 2015 1:38 AM
Author: federal primrose mad-dog skullcap scourge upon the earth

quote: E = elastic limit, beyond this point the material is permanently stretched and it will not go back to its original length.

relevant section.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2735135&forum_id=2#29091902)



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Date: November 2nd, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: Mewling parlor friendly grandma

That's what I thought and was hoping for lol ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2735135&forum_id=2#29091910)



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Date: December 25th, 2015 7:28 PM
Author: Maniacal Set Selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2735135&forum_id=2#29453779)



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Date: October 8th, 2017 4:53 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone hairless round eye

ABSOLUTELY DEVASTATING

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2735135&forum_id=2#34395049)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 12:32 PM
Author: Mewling parlor friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2735135&forum_id=2#34595996)



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Date: November 30th, 2014 3:00 PM
Author: Mewling parlor friendly grandma

Mentally/psychologically, not physically

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2735135&forum_id=2#26829770)



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Date: December 3rd, 2014 11:04 PM
Author: Medicated bisexual public bath depressive

How are you going to mentally destroy someone's pussy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2735135&forum_id=2#26853009)



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Date: December 3rd, 2014 11:18 PM
Author: Mewling parlor friendly grandma

Are you this faggoty IRL?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2735135&forum_id=2#26853112)



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Date: December 3rd, 2014 11:55 PM
Author: Medicated bisexual public bath depressive

WTF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2735135&forum_id=2#26853361)



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Date: February 22nd, 2018 6:21 PM
Author: Offensive Crystalline Community Account

lol

u are a talented flamer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2735135&forum_id=2#35464064)



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Date: November 24th, 2014 4:27 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring school cafeteria ceo

just prolapse her ass. no way she recovers from that. and future bfs will now you tore that shit up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2735135&forum_id=2#26787287)



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Date: November 24th, 2014 4:29 PM
Author: well-lubricated becky

cr, just "get" GF to do this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2735135&forum_id=2#26787309)



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Date: August 13th, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: Orchid Aphrodisiac Spot

She'll fall into it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2735135&forum_id=2#31177388)



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Date: November 30th, 2014 3:00 PM
Author: Mewling parlor friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2735135&forum_id=2#26829766)



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Date: December 1st, 2014 7:02 PM
Author: Mewling parlor friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2735135&forum_id=2#26837900)



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Date: December 3rd, 2014 10:59 PM
Author: Mewling parlor friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2735135&forum_id=2#26852962)



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Date: December 5th, 2014 2:48 AM
Author: Cobalt underhanded box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2735135&forum_id=2#26861962)



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Date: December 5th, 2014 9:52 AM
Author: diverse coiffed background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2735135&forum_id=2#26863035)



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Date: March 16th, 2015 9:08 PM
Author: Mewling parlor friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2735135&forum_id=2#27502191)



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Date: May 11th, 2015 7:14 PM
Author: Mewling parlor friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2735135&forum_id=2#27869624)



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Date: November 2nd, 2015 1:40 AM
Author: federal primrose mad-dog skullcap scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2735135&forum_id=2#29091913)



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Date: December 26th, 2014 8:01 PM
Author: Mewling parlor friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2735135&forum_id=2#27002059)



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Date: December 28th, 2014 10:54 PM
Author: insanely creepy death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2735135&forum_id=2#27014488)



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Date: December 28th, 2014 10:54 PM
Author: Trip Unholy Dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2735135&forum_id=2#27014490)



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Date: December 29th, 2014 2:17 AM
Author: Mewling parlor friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2735135&forum_id=2#27015542)



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Date: July 21st, 2015 8:06 PM
Author: Glittery goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2735135&forum_id=2#28384856)



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Date: September 22nd, 2015 12:39 AM
Author: Mewling parlor friendly grandma

Do this before she becomes the subject of your ex gf thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2735135&forum_id=2#28810936)



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Date: October 8th, 2015 12:35 AM
Author: Mewling parlor friendly grandma

I am a goddamn genius for this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2735135&forum_id=2#28923701)



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Date: October 28th, 2015 5:27 PM
Author: Mewling parlor friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2735135&forum_id=2#29061335)



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Date: November 2nd, 2015 1:42 AM
Author: federal primrose mad-dog skullcap scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2735135&forum_id=2#29091922)



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Date: October 28th, 2015 5:33 PM
Author: aromatic mischievous wrinkle

(Cock sleeve salesbro)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2735135&forum_id=2#29061373)



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Date: November 2nd, 2015 1:08 AM
Author: Mewling parlor friendly grandma

Bump for what should I do with GF guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2735135&forum_id=2#29091841)



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Date: November 2nd, 2015 1:13 AM
Author: floppy infuriating theater stage internal respiration

LMAO. Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2735135&forum_id=2#29091851)



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Date: November 2nd, 2015 1:24 AM
Author: Mewling parlor friendly grandma

How did you miss this before? It's my best work and I bump it at least once a month

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2735135&forum_id=2#29091864)



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Date: November 2nd, 2015 1:32 AM
Author: floppy infuriating theater stage internal respiration

Cq.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2735135&forum_id=2#29091878)



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Date: November 2nd, 2015 1:27 AM
Author: Fragrant coffee pot

180, 180, 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2735135&forum_id=2#29091866)



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Date: November 2nd, 2015 1:30 AM
Author: federal primrose mad-dog skullcap scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2735135&forum_id=2#29091871)



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Date: November 4th, 2015 12:17 AM
Author: Mewling parlor friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2735135&forum_id=2#29106529)



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Date: November 4th, 2015 3:48 AM
Author: Fragrant coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2735135&forum_id=2#29106938)



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Date: December 6th, 2015 12:06 PM
Author: Mewling parlor friendly grandma

Vote me for thread of the year!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2735135&forum_id=2#29320397)



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Date: December 25th, 2015 7:05 PM
Author: Mewling parlor friendly grandma

Do it tonight fags

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2735135&forum_id=2#29453675)



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Date: January 10th, 2016 1:53 PM
Author: Mewling parlor friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2735135&forum_id=2#29564406)



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Date: March 1st, 2016 12:40 PM
Author: Mewling parlor friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2735135&forum_id=2#29952050)



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Date: March 1st, 2016 12:41 PM
Author: Sinister twinkling uncleanness ticket booth

(Marco Rubio)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2735135&forum_id=2#29952055)



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Date: October 8th, 2017 9:04 PM
Author: concupiscible field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2735135&forum_id=2#34396808)



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Date: April 28th, 2016 4:56 PM
Author: drab odious gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2735135&forum_id=2#30366745)



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Date: April 28th, 2016 5:03 PM
Author: Mewling parlor friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2735135&forum_id=2#30366803)



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Date: June 3rd, 2016 9:57 PM
Author: Mewling parlor friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2735135&forum_id=2#30620054)



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Date: July 4th, 2016 11:30 PM
Author: Mewling parlor friendly grandma

Bump for bro who's getting cucked in Italy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2735135&forum_id=2#30853755)



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Date: July 16th, 2016 3:28 PM
Author: cheese-eating casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2735135&forum_id=2#30945510)



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Date: August 13th, 2016 4:23 PM
Author: Mewling parlor friendly grandma

Bump for guy about to dump his GF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2735135&forum_id=2#31177307)



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Date: September 28th, 2016 9:33 PM
Author: french milky national black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2735135&forum_id=2#31516746)



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Date: October 8th, 2017 9:01 PM
Author: claret mad cow disease school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2735135&forum_id=2#34396785)



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Date: November 2nd, 2017 11:55 PM
Author: Mewling parlor friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2735135&forum_id=2#34593106)



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Date: February 22nd, 2018 5:53 PM
Author: Mewling parlor friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2735135&forum_id=2#35463825)



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:50 AM
Author: Insecure cruise ship crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2735135&forum_id=2#44001734)



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Date: June 22nd, 2022 8:25 PM
Author: Thriller Hell Feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2735135&forum_id=2#44725789)



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Date: March 20th, 2023 9:42 PM
Author: onyx voyeur jap

rumor around Boston is that BP did this to GJR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2735135&forum_id=2#46077636)