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Another Kirkland & Ellis Associate bites the dust

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Anyone know cause of death? Was this a suicide?
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"For all his strengths, there was something overwhelmin...
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It said a vulnerable moment like it was intentional
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cr. unless it was some sort of allergy or something
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Literally fucking heartbreaking
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Jesus that is so sad.
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for some reason i picture him having AVM like Nate on six fe...
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he's got gay face
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And engaged to a chick. I think this may be the overwhelmin...
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Did his SHATTER THE MARKET bonus clear at least first.
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Did they at least have $17,500 first year bonuses and then s...
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Attrition is pretty high at Kirkland, so this is not terribl...
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It sounds like he killed himself? "Something overwhelmi...
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Sounds like the stress of biglaw got to him.... Dude was lik...
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Quitting after "compiling a nose-bleed GPA"?
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this. and it doesnt seem like suicide. says he died a rar...
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uh, bro, that note and his mom's comment on the note make it...
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i can't find the mom's comment. initials?
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most likely actually his dad or brother or something. 14 com...
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i was ok until "your wife"
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On a scale of 1-20?
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that isn't "rare" though
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SHATTERS your life
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:( Sad story for everyone involved.:(
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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:20 AM
Author: Low-t flesh pisswyrm lay

http://www.legacy.com/obituaries/insidebayarea/obituary.aspx?n=jeremy-theriault-adler&pid=173405169&fhid=5486

I'm sure that his life, on balance, remained in balance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26908659)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:23 AM
Author: dull stimulating french chef orchestra pit

I'd be pissed if I died prematurely after all this delayed gratification. Dude spend his life grinding and had nothing to show for it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26908682)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:24 PM
Author: curious sinister locus sweet tailpipe

Truly brutal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26908940)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:41 PM
Author: mind-boggling hospital international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26912370)



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Date: June 4th, 2017 5:49 PM
Author: exhilarant ultramarine church new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#33472277)



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Date: August 17th, 2020 1:25 PM
Author: Bipolar irradiated brunch

Wonder if he could even get life insurance, and assuming he could if he loaded up and now his fiancee is balling out of control. Or better yet, he never changed the beneficiary and it all goes to his parents and they will use it to buy him a dope mauseleum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#40768695)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 12:02 PM
Author: provocative faggotry macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26916283)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:22 AM
Author: diverse place of business

jesus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26908675)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:24 AM
Author: diverse place of business

just remember all this light and life was spent on billing for the past 12+ months and then out of nowhere was gone.

it could be you. it could be you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26908684)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:21 PM
Author: twisted plum property queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26922898)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:37 PM
Author: swollen aphrodisiac dingle berry

fuuuuuuuuuuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26922977)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:25 AM
Author: dark private investor knife

Anyone know cause of death? Was this a suicide?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26908693)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:27 AM
Author: Low-t flesh pisswyrm lay

"For all his strengths, there was something overwhelming about the world that Jeremy, in a vulnerable moment, could not quite conquer. We will never know what that something was, only that it caused Jeremy to leave us."

What else could it be?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26908711)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:28 AM
Author: dark private investor knife

Well it could either be suicide or some sort of drug overdose (some shit about demons, etc.), but I think that probably indicates suicide.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26908720)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:13 PM
Author: onyx vivacious shrine

It said a vulnerable moment like it was intentional

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26908863)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:38 PM
Author: diverse place of business

cr. unless it was some sort of allergy or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909358)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:22 PM
Author: laughsome anal police squad

perhaps Apollo himself guided the arrow of Paris to slay young Jeremy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909681)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:23 PM
Author: diverse place of business

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909688)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:33 PM
Author: Yellow milk

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26910065)



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Date: June 4th, 2017 5:46 PM
Author: Concupiscible institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#33472261)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:25 PM
Author: Bossy Impressive Menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909704)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 5:07 AM
Author: Stirring Site

Literally fucking heartbreaking

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26915140)



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Date: August 17th, 2020 1:19 PM
Author: Beady-eyed bonkers crackhouse

Jesus that is so sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#40768662)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:29 AM
Author: smoky people who are hurt

for some reason i picture him having AVM like Nate on six feet under. they mention a rare medical condition, but he was still going on with his life as if he was fine (engaged, biglaw, etc.).

or maybe he was just like ljl white women and checked out of here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26908723)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:25 AM
Author: exhilarant ultramarine church new version

he's got gay face

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26908697)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:52 PM
Author: Balding bat shit crazy stag film

I feel bad for loling but can't help it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909089)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:21 PM
Author: exhilarant ultramarine church new version

he's definitely gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909245)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:22 PM
Author: Balding bat shit crazy stag film

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909252)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:29 PM
Author: mischievous spot coldplay fan

And engaged to a chick. I think this may be the overwhelming thing he couldn't overcome despite all of his strength.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909288)



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Date: June 4th, 2017 5:48 PM
Author: elite medicated national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#33472271)



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Date: January 22nd, 2015 4:09 PM
Author: razzle cuck state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#27165468)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:27 AM
Author: Exciting lavender chapel

Wait, did he killself or was it drugs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26908713)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:28 AM
Author: Brindle Area

Damn, sounds like a suicide:

For all his strengths, there was something overwhelming about the world that Jeremy, in a vulnerable moment, could not quite conquer. We will never know what that something was, only that it caused Jeremy to leave us. - See more at:

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26908717)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:28 AM
Author: Bateful feces

Did his SHATTER THE MARKET bonus clear at least first.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26908721)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:04 PM
Author: deep painfully honest regret school cafeteria

KIRKLAND no longer SHATTERS. That's probably why he killed self.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26908831)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:54 PM
Author: Bateful feces

Did they at least have $17,500 first year bonuses and then start trimming mid and high level to claim they do?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909481)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:48 AM
Author: excitant emerald senate prole

Hope more details come up on this. Pretty sad that he was so insignificant to Kirkland that they still haven't taken his profile down (possible they are not even aware). I know someone who did IP lit in that office and billed 3k minimum per year. I know another person who had what can only be described as complete emotional meltdown (the kind of girl who was always positive and upbeat). Hopefully, Kirkland can be a true market leader and institute some mental health check program that will be a model for a market, however, I believe we all know that an earth shattering hush payment to the family is the most likely outcome here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26908794)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:53 AM
Author: Low-t flesh pisswyrm lay

Thanks a lot Obama.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26908813)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 5:37 PM
Author: Boyish lodge

LOL at 3000 per year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26910684)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:00 PM
Author: Odious Arrogant House

Attrition is pretty high at Kirkland, so this is not terribly surprising.

However, associates usually wait until the New Year to transition out of the firm, so this departure before bonuses are paid out is a bit abnormal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26908826)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:06 PM
Author: deep painfully honest regret school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26908835)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:12 PM
Author: Stubborn motley principal's office azn

Jesus dude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26908857)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:15 PM
Author: Black buck-toothed space

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26908881)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:14 PM
Author: lake unhinged parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26908867)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:26 PM
Author: curious sinister locus sweet tailpipe

the departing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26908964)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:58 PM
Author: Bronze appetizing really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909125)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:39 PM
Author: Know-it-all Titillating Cruise Ship Affirmative Action

See you hell, because I laff'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909369)



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Date: September 15th, 2017 12:13 PM
Author: gold rambunctious psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#34217533)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: vigorous home old irish cottage

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909630)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 6:32 PM
Author: Tan idiotic ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26911076)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:43 PM
Author: mind-boggling hospital international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26912384)



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Date: June 4th, 2017 6:08 PM
Author: Comical school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#33472420)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:08 PM
Author: onyx vivacious shrine

It sounds like he killed himself? "Something overwhelming about the world he could not quite conquer"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26908845)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:11 PM
Author: onyx vivacious shrine

Sounds like the stress of biglaw got to him.... Dude was likely miserable in his last few years and saw nothing but bleakness going forward. Kinda sad even with being engaged. Dude should have at least tried quitting and seeing if that made him happier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26908852)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:27 PM
Author: curious sinister locus sweet tailpipe

Quitting after "compiling a nose-bleed GPA"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26908972)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:43 PM
Author: Low-t flesh pisswyrm lay

Fucking GPA splitters. Grinders the lot of them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909051)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:46 PM
Author: Chest-beating sapphire roast beef codepig

do NOT talk that way about a scholar

HIGHEST DISTINCTION IN GENERAL SCHOLARSHIP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909419)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:48 PM
Author: big elastic band location

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XgSJUzYCGtc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909064)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:54 PM
Author: Jet-lagged electric locale

Never gets old. Would love to see the footage that didn't make the cut, like the cocking of the gun pointed at Robert C. Davis' head.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909100)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:28 PM
Author: crusty pocket flask half-breed

I can't believe how fast time is going..this dude wasn't born until 1985

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909282)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:29 PM
Author: Opaque Swashbuckling Rehab Wagecucks

He is currently enjoying DLA PIPER. not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909296)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:56 PM
Author: Bateful feces

"If you want to balance, you can, on balance, do so."

What the fuck does that even mean? Aren't lawyers paid to not spout meaningless jargon?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909499)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:36 PM
Author: flirting set

i am sure whoever wrote the script thought repeating 'balance' was a clever rhetorical flourish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26922970)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:23 PM
Author: twisted plum property queen of the night

http://www.anitaslove.com/about/

Anita L. Schick died on August 21st, 2009, peacefully in her bed. She wasn’t sick. She was 27 weeks pregnant and in (seemingly) perfect health. To date, no cause is known for her death. She was 37 years old.

Anita’s life revolved around God and her relationships to people. She touched people with her laughter, caring and love. This site hopes to continue her love.

Writing helps me heal, so here I am with a new blog. In addition to continuing Anita’s legacy, I am working through my own feelings by examining who she was – which makes me feel closer to her. This also provides a place to gather information for our three children so they can one day understand better who their mother was.

If you have any feelings, thoughts, memories or stories about Anita, please email me at greg@anitaslove.com – I am collecting these specifically for the children. Some of them I may use on the site. If you prefer not to have your name used on the site or to have your stories shared only with the children, please let me know. But do not let that stop you from sharing with my family the love that Anita gave you.

Thank you.

Greg Schick

August 2009

Update: January 2010, the coronor finally presented us the report and issued a death certificate. The official cause of death was an enlarged heart with additional conditions being a placental abruption. Since they don’t know if the placenta detatched before or after her heart stopped, they could not say for certain that it was the cause of death. But I say for certain it was because I knew my wife. She had two natural childbirths with no medication by going into a trace-like state during labor. She had a high pain tolerance and, I believe, would have put herself into the same mental trance if she felt a lot of pain (which she did that moring, she told me). I think she was trying to resist the pain of the abruption over a period of several hours until her heart finally gave out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26922907)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 12:30 AM
Author: soul-stirring stage

the first dude's wiggling foot tic gets me every time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#27169157)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:20 PM
Author: Walnut Ceo Meetinghouse

fiancee is a 10/10

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10516781_10103348535200423_3835150854588191318_n.jpg?oh=e55ff740a0d9ab6c9498410d1bb128f0&oe=550E304C&__gda__=1426702682_9461300fe953e108c538fe6678ce3d5d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909244)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:22 PM
Author: exhilarant ultramarine church new version

he's gay hth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909250)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:22 PM
Author: Walnut Ceo Meetinghouse

her note on her fb page is sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909254)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:23 PM
Author: onyx vivacious shrine

Pls post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909258)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: Walnut Ceo Meetinghouse

eh, just put her name in fb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909279)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:34 PM
Author: racy poppy plaza

i think I got some dust in my eye or a little mist drifted in the room or something at the second to last sentence

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909324)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: Walnut Ceo Meetinghouse

this.

and it doesnt seem like suicide. says he died a rare death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909347)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:38 PM
Author: racy poppy plaza

uh, bro, that note and his mom's comment on the note make it pretty obvious that it was suicide

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909354)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:41 PM
Author: Walnut Ceo Meetinghouse

i can't find the mom's comment. initials?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909379)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:44 PM
Author: racy poppy plaza

most likely actually his dad or brother or something. 14 comments in

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909396)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:45 PM
Author: Walnut Ceo Meetinghouse

holy shit, you're right.

this is sad. they could be anyone i know.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909411)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:31 PM
Author: Floppy generalized bond

jfc you guys are thorough in reviewing facebook discovery

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26910057)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:45 PM
Author: orchid whorehouse

When's the last time you've heard of someone hanging themselves with a telephone cord DURING a conference call?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909406)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:46 PM
Author: Walnut Ceo Meetinghouse

too soon, breh. too soon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909416)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:48 PM
Author: onyx vivacious shrine

I laughed I'm going to hell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909436)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:53 PM
Author: Opaque Swashbuckling Rehab Wagecucks

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909849)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:47 PM
Author: Stubborn motley principal's office azn

Oh my God. I hope someone loves me as much as this someday:

If anyone from LA wants to come to the funeral, but cannot afford it, please do not hesitate to ask me for funds. I can't think of anything better to put my wedding money to than celebrating Jeremy's life. I love you, Jer bear. I love you more than you will ever know. I love you, the most golden of bears. Wait for me. Your wife, Rachel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909427)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:48 PM
Author: diverse place of business

oh my god

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909431)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:53 PM
Author: Stubborn motley principal's office azn

The credited oh my god. OMG does not cover it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909469)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:55 PM
Author: diverse place of business

i was ok until "your wife"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909485)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:55 PM
Author: Stubborn motley principal's office azn

Dude. How did "Wait for Me" not fucking floor you? I mean Jesus Fucking Christ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909492)



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Date: September 15th, 2017 12:11 PM
Author: Domesticated chrome goal in life field

not quite sure where he i going to go- looks like he is stuck waiting for her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#34217517)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:56 PM
Author: racy poppy plaza

the "wait for me" got me. you can feel the love and desperation building up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909502)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:57 PM
Author: Stubborn motley principal's office azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909510)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:01 PM
Author: Black buck-toothed space

yeah I got a boner there too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909542)



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Date: February 11th, 2016 12:21 PM
Author: hyperventilating gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#29804046)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 4:36 PM
Author: Yapping angry gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26910338)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 5:09 AM
Author: Stirring Site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26915148)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:50 PM
Author: onyx vivacious shrine

To be fair, they probably do. You'll just have to die for them to say it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909447)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:55 PM
Author: Stubborn motley principal's office azn

I don't know bro. Offering to pay for people to come to a funeral is an unbelievable act of love.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909487)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:56 PM
Author: Adulterous Lime Abode Weed Whacker

she probably has like 40K just sitting around now that the wedding won't happen, it's an act of love, but i sure wouldn't call it "unbelievable"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909498)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:58 PM
Author: Stubborn motley principal's office azn

Bro, I think she is Jewish.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909515)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:26 PM
Author: Contagious crotch multi-billionaire

From the little we know of her I'm willing to bet there's zero chance of that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909709)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:55 PM
Author: Adulterous Lime Abode Weed Whacker

So the takeaway is obviously that YOU should tell your loved ones TODAY how you feel before it's too late.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909490)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:56 PM
Author: Stubborn motley principal's office azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909497)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:57 PM
Author: Adulterous Lime Abode Weed Whacker

one of my friends just found out her husband was cheating on her, so that night when i got home i woke my wife up and asked her if she was happy being married to me and we just cuddled for a while as i told her the sad story and then she said no i am not happy and can you please get up, you're cutting off the circulation to tyrone's dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909511)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:58 PM
Author: diverse place of business

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909518)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: Adulterous Lime Abode Weed Whacker

but in seriousness, she said she was very happy and so i relaxed

you don't know, but my wife is super awesome, smart, supportive, and hot - basically hit the jackpot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909632)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:14 PM
Author: diverse place of business

:) :) :) :) :) :) that makes me happy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909638)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:59 PM
Author: onyx vivacious shrine

My wife would say she is not happy. Fml

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909523)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:02 PM
Author: Balding bat shit crazy stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909555)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:12 PM
Author: elite medicated national

LOL faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909629)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 6:34 PM
Author: Tan idiotic ratface

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26911091)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 4:15 PM
Author: Multi-colored Coffee Pot Theatre

Best post by a pumo of 2014

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26923467)



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Date: June 4th, 2017 5:54 PM
Author: Vermilion sticky bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#33472312)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:57 PM
Author: onyx vivacious shrine

That's true, but it's not the same

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909513)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:59 PM
Author: Black buck-toothed space

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bv7w200rrcs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909526)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:51 PM
Author: Jet-lagged electric locale

jesus.

Also: *toward

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909458)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:57 PM
Author: Stubborn motley principal's office azn

Only on xo would you have a to v. toward masterman.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909505)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:53 PM
Author: Walnut Ceo Meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909474)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:00 PM
Author: Disgusting twinkling uncleanness

kinda macabre, no? better have this gal on suicide watch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909534)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:28 PM
Author: turquoise hot mad cow disease nursing home

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHhp1ICLuHE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26922931)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:01 PM
Author: Balding bat shit crazy stag film

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909541)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:25 PM
Author: Stubborn motley principal's office azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909701)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:11 PM
Author: effete navy scourge upon the earth stage

oh my. what a lovely girl. so terrible. terrible. terrible. terrible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909622)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:25 PM
Author: Stubborn motley principal's office azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909703)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: Bateful feces

This is where you reply golden bears are extinct. Too soon?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909633)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:24 PM
Author: laughsome anal police squad

oh dear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909695)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:52 PM
Author: Stubborn motley principal's office azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909836)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:30 PM
Author: lemon trailer park

i feel really bad for her and his family.

i will never understand how dark a place somebody has to be in to think it's ok to allow loved ones to suffer through a suicide.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909728)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:52 PM
Author: Stubborn motley principal's office azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909843)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:15 PM
Author: bisexual stock car goyim

i know what you mean. i think it's really important to keep those things separate though - that it's in no way a referendum on how much they love their family.

speaking from experience

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909976)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:18 PM
Author: pontificating hell degenerate

she sounds guilty if you ask me. what are the odds he found out she was banging another dude and that's why he offed himself?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909997)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 12:19 AM
Author: Mauve lascivious corner son of senegal

95%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26913788)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 5:50 AM
Author: hyperactive depressive market

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26915212)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 1:39 PM
Author: Slap-happy Frisky Temple Jap

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26916853)



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Date: February 11th, 2016 12:20 PM
Author: Low-t flesh pisswyrm lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#29804038)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:24 PM
Author: Balding bat shit crazy stag film

On a scale of 1-20?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909261)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:34 PM
Author: Jet-lagged electric locale

Maybe he means 10 divided by 10?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909325)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:43 PM
Author: exhilarant ultramarine church new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909391)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:25 PM
Author: Stubborn motley principal's office azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909705)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:37 PM
Author: Jet-lagged electric locale

Also lives in LA making nothing as a private school teacher while he was billing 280/month at K&E. Sucks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909350)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:42 PM
Author: Walnut Ceo Meetinghouse

i'm sure she has rich parents, like all jews do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909385)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:54 PM
Author: Adulterous Lime Abode Weed Whacker

7

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909478)



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Date: January 22nd, 2015 3:44 PM
Author: hyperventilating gay wizard

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#27165350)



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Date: February 11th, 2016 10:58 PM
Author: insane box office quadroon

invalid link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#29809391)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:25 PM
Author: Glittery house-broken candlestick maker

Doesn't the article say he had a lifelong medical condition? Maybe he died from that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909266)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:26 PM
Author: onyx vivacious shrine

It's really an odd twist. You read that up front and think oh he got got from a heart attack or something, but then it's like bam one moment of weakness!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909276)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:39 PM
Author: maroon very tactful station

the family was probably obliquely referring to depression

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909364)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: mischievous spot coldplay fan

(reading comp masterman)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909439)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:00 PM
Author: maroon very tactful station

gd i can't believe you had to poast this for me to realize i was responding to flaem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909533)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:50 PM
Author: diverse place of business

that isn't "rare" though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909450)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:58 PM
Author: Chest-beating sapphire roast beef codepig

yeah man be sure to hit them with a comment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909517)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:39 PM
Author: Know-it-all Titillating Cruise Ship Affirmative Action

SHATTERS your life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909366)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:39 PM
Author: Light impertinent gas station

"Six years, pumo! . . .

Six years -- four hundred depositions --

a hundred motions -- five changes of venue --

eighty-four thousand documents in discovery!

...Six years I steered this beast, pumo --

six years of stalling and screaming and scheming . . "



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909368)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:43 PM
Author: charismatic turdskin useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26910115)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 4:24 PM
Author: Light impertinent gas station

good to see someone is paying attention here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26910287)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:44 PM
Author: Adulterous Lime Abode Weed Whacker

"His means were modest"

LOL at that bullshit

six figure income is not "modest means"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909402)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:45 PM
Author: diverse place of business

holy fuck he only worked biglaw for a year. go to hell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909413)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:48 PM
Author: Chest-beating sapphire roast beef codepig

he spent his whole life in school. when he was at berkeley he worked at in-n-out burger what the fuck do you want?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909430)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:32 PM
Author: cerebral address giraffe

*has net worth of -210000*

*eats ramen noodles b/c of taxes & debt service*

*gets shat on for being a 1%er by racist internet posters*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26912290)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:47 PM
Author: Chest-beating sapphire roast beef codepig

HIGHEST DISTINCTION IN GENERAL SCHOLARSHIP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909425)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 6:34 AM
Author: awkward thriller boistinker

is that summa cum laude?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26915274)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:51 PM
Author: Chest-beating sapphire roast beef codepig

bro looks fat as fuck in his firm bio compared to the other pics. too much seamless faggot. maybe if he went to the gym and squatted once in a while he wouldn't be a depressed faggot .

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909457)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:01 PM
Author: Black buck-toothed space

stfu PN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909551)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:55 PM
Author: hyperactive depressive market

120 :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909491)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:00 PM
Author: Godawful Drab Philosopher-king Kitty

I wonder what the mood is like at the Kirkland sf office today.

Must be weird to be in his associate class and think, "someone else preferred death over my everyday routine."

Though in sure his job wasn't the only thing that contributed to this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909535)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:03 PM
Author: Bateful feces

BIGLAW assicaticates are too boring and robotic to have any kind of self reflection.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909559)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 1:37 PM
Author: Slap-happy Frisky Temple Jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26916840)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:24 PM
Author: twisted plum property queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26922917)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:30 PM
Author: turquoise hot mad cow disease nursing home

especially true in SF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26922939)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:03 PM
Author: orchid whorehouse

"Look at what they make us give," one associate says to another while waiting in the Keurig line.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909562)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:12 PM
Author: buff juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909953)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 4:36 PM
Author: lake unhinged parlour

What's the source of this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26910342)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 2:50 AM
Author: Umber Fragrant Forum Electric Furnace

Jason Bourne movie. Bourne kills another assassin while with Marie's brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26914828)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:30 PM
Author: turquoise hot mad cow disease nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26922944)



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Date: January 22nd, 2015 4:07 PM
Author: Slap-happy Frisky Temple Jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#27165460)



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Date: January 22nd, 2015 4:09 PM
Author: turquoise hot mad cow disease nursing home

unjustifiably underrated poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#27165470)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:15 PM
Author: Low-t flesh pisswyrm lay

"You eat what you kill."

I would say they're 10% shocked/sad at his death, 40% jealous that he doesn't have to work in biglaw anymore, and 50% masochistically happy that they can grab his hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909642)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:20 PM
Author: Godawful Drab Philosopher-king Kitty

This sounds right. Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909666)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:25 PM
Author: Pea-brained cuckoldry

christ on a stick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26910032)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:19 PM
Author: onyx vivacious shrine

The cold hard truth is its business as usual. Associates way too slammed to think about shit like this. They only have the piles and piles of work that people wanted a week ago to think about breh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909663)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:23 PM
Author: Stubborn motley principal's office azn

A mid-level at my firm at one of our smaller offices killed self (I did some research for him in our state once) and while the firm did a nice tribute to him on the website and in some internal emails, nothing else was done other than going to his funeral (people from his office). I don't think the entire thing infringed more than 5 minutes out of my billables.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909689)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 5:25 PM
Author: maize halford

Someone died in my biglaw firm and literally the day everyone found out a partner told me and another associate that it wasn't going to be easy for anyone, but there were matters that needed to be attended to, so we'd have to soldier on with heavy hearts or some crap like that. unreal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26910605)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 5:25 PM
Author: khaki costumed sex offender dragon

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26910611)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 10:15 AM
Author: heady silver toilet seat

"Let's push to get this doc production out early for Jeremy. He would have wanted it that way."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26915752)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 1:07 PM
Author: milky supple hissy fit office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26916645)



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Date: January 22nd, 2015 4:10 PM
Author: turquoise hot mad cow disease nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#27165482)



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Date: June 4th, 2017 6:00 PM
Author: big elastic band location

For the firm, in death as in life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#33472363)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:13 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle fat ankles

*Fish SPRINTING to mail a lateral application*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909962)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:19 PM
Author: marvelous offensive theater stage boltzmann

:( Sad story for everyone involved.:(



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26910011)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:21 PM
Author: effete navy scourge upon the earth stage

As much as i've thought about going out like this, the thing about biglaw is that you have a great first option--quitting. Or even just taking an official leave. Or just calling in sick for 2 weeks. Any of those steps would be a very material change. In other words, in biglaw, you have something so big to unload that you can reasonably expect it to render an immediate and drastic life change--so first move should be ringing the bell. In a way its comforting--there is an intermediate step short of this. Sure, it might not work, but it's there and easy. Fuck peer pressure or keeping up appearances when the alternative is this.

I wish i could have talked to the guy. His fiance sounds so sweet and caring and it is just terrible. And fuck K&E and this fucking industry by the way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26910018)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:27 PM
Author: Seedy pit ape

TITCR. I saw so many people toil away in abject misery. It erodes their personality, changes their behaviors, ruins lives. I have nothing but unadulterated hatred for every partner in my former law firm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26910039)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:32 PM
Author: apoplectic church building

He should have taken the NYS DOCCS exam this upcoming January 2015. Great benefits. Great pay. As much or as little overtime as you want. You get to carry an off duty gun and I'm sure he had a shitton saved.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26910059)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:46 PM
Author: charismatic turdskin useless brakes

or even NYSAN MAN test.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26910124)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 4:18 PM
Author: onyx vivacious shrine

Ti, OC, tcr. I can't understand people who wouldn't try just escaping all responsibility and restarting somewhere else vs killing themselves. When I'm depressed I fantasize about quitting my job and doing nothing for a year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26910255)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 11:34 AM
Author: crawly idea he suggested double fault

what can a 30 year old reasonably restart at though. esp as a man chained to society's and his wife's expectations. living in SF surrounded by strivers, women with high expectations, etc.... it sucks but it's not acceptable to just quit your well paying job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26916107)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 11:59 AM
Author: onyx vivacious shrine

Sure but you'd rather kill yourself than just run away? Could just drop off the planet man if you are so worried about the shame of facing expectations

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26916268)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 6:15 PM
Author: Arousing pistol piazza

yeah but when you've spent your whole life striving, striving, striving, calling it quits just doesn't seem like the easy way out.

What a fucked up mindset we lawyers have

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26910986)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:04 PM
Author: Vermilion sticky bawdyhouse

this stuff happens in house too my friend

http://abovethelaw.com/2014/10/big-banks-associate-gc-hangs-himself-following-legal-troubles/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26912078)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:24 PM
Author: twisted plum property queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26922913)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:45 PM
Author: zippy cordovan death wish garrison

earl-bot says:

what a selfish asshole. Feel horrible for his poor fiance. Who the fuck does that?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26910120)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 4:19 PM
Author: onyx vivacious shrine

To be fair, you know nothing about the fiance. She could have treated him like dogs it for all you know. I'm sure she really did love him but that doesn't mean she was a good gf. She could have been cheating on him or whatever. Who knows.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26910265)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 4:30 PM
Author: Hairraiser jew

Hits close to home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26910314)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 8:08 PM
Author: onyx vivacious shrine

You killed yourself too?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26911698)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:03 PM
Author: Vermilion sticky bawdyhouse

agreed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26912070)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:21 PM
Author: slimy indian lodge immigrant

Partner didn't give attention

To the fact that client didn't care

King Jeremy the wicked

Billed his hours

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26912199)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 10:47 AM
Author: Spectacular range

Clearly I remember

Nit-picking on the boy

Seamless each night, lunch a taco truck

But we ignored his cryin

Trashed his brief

And shit on the new draft he'd submit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26915919)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 12:01 PM
Author: Spectacular range

How could I forget

When I caught him sleeping under his desk

I saw him hurting

Westlaw left open

Just like the day

Like the day I heard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26916277)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 12:08 PM
Author: Yapping angry gaming laptop

damn, you guys.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26916309)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 10:26 PM
Author: Spectacular range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26920103)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:39 PM
Author: turquoise hot mad cow disease nursing home

most underrated subthread itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26922999)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:42 PM
Author: Spectacular range

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26923015)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 4:29 PM
Author: slimy indian lodge immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26923548)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:11 PM
Author: Vengeful amethyst dysfunction stain

this is great

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26922834)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 4:29 PM
Author: slimy indian lodge immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26923549)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 11:19 AM
Author: rough-skinned cerise athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26916042)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:40 PM
Author: turquoise hot mad cow disease nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26923000)



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Date: March 5th, 2017 9:29 PM
Author: Spectacular range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#32761811)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:21 PM
Author: Duck-like Library

so where can I send my app

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26912201)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:30 PM
Author: swollen aphrodisiac dingle berry

His profile is still up on Kirkland.com. You think anyone there has realized he's gone yet? I picture his phone still vibrating in a drawer somewhere zzzzzt zzzt zzzzt zzzt "where are you?" "where is the motion to compel draft?" "are you out of the office all week? why didn't you tell us in advance?" zzzzt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26912273)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:30 PM
Author: orchid whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26912280)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:31 PM
Author: slimy indian lodge immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26912284)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:32 PM
Author: Walnut Ceo Meetinghouse

harsh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26912292)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:34 PM
Author: heady silver toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26912304)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:38 PM
Author: onyx vivacious shrine

Wouldn't surprise me if he's still being copied on shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26912341)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 12:23 AM
Author: Mauve lascivious corner son of senegal

lolol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26913834)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:42 PM
Author: mind-boggling hospital international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26912379)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 5:59 AM
Author: Mint parlor

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26915224)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 10:19 AM
Author: ebony hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26915783)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 11:19 AM
Author: rough-skinned cerise athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26916043)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 11:28 AM
Author: Misunderstood Business Firm Bbw

He may be gone, but he shall live on forever in the calendar invites for the weekly team calls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26916078)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 12:17 PM
Author: buff juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26916362)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 1:10 PM
Author: Pearly boiling water

still

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26916664)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 1:40 PM
Author: Slap-happy Frisky Temple Jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26916862)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:31 PM
Author: turquoise hot mad cow disease nursing home

someone seriously needs to make a movie about biglaw including this scene

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26922948)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 8:28 PM
Author: slimy indian lodge immigrant

Business idea:

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26924877)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:41 PM
Author: Clear passionate potus

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26923005)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 3:00 PM
Author: flirting set

oh god oh -

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26923097)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 8:42 AM
Author: slate mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26979462)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 12:10 AM
Author: Bronze appetizing really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#27169011)



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Date: June 4th, 2017 6:09 PM
Author: Comical school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#33472423)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 11:23 AM
Author: crawly idea he suggested double fault

Pretty sad. I remember reading about a female kirkland associate who offed herself a few years ago;.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26916058)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 11:30 AM
Author: Misunderstood Business Firm Bbw

Mourn for colleague, prepare and deliver poignant anecdote re memory of deceased. (0.3)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26916086)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 11:54 AM
Author: Coiffed wonderful step-uncle's house pervert

jfc

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26916232)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 12:01 PM
Author: slimy indian lodge immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26916275)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 12:02 PM
Author: Odious Arrogant House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26916278)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 12:05 PM
Author: Spectacular range

padded as usual

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26916292)



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Date: January 22nd, 2015 4:08 PM
Author: Slap-happy Frisky Temple Jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#27165463)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 12:10 AM
Author: Bronze appetizing really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#27169018)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 2:12 PM
Author: curious sinister locus sweet tailpipe

Mid-level offed herself at my old firm. They sent around a very cryptic RIP email. Wasn't at all clear what happened until you scrolled down and saw the option to donate to the American Foundation for Suicide Prevention. She was gone from the website within an hour of the email being sent. Cute girl, known for grinding tons of hours, really a shame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26917055)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:20 PM
Author: Black buck-toothed space

"grinding tons of hours" pic? *gets out lotion*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26922894)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 8:33 PM
Author: honey-headed stead chad

if suicide, LOL

if not, sucks terribly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26924912)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 1:06 AM
Author: razzmatazz dilemma

JESUS CHRIST....how is this dude's profile still up on K&E's website?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26978895)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 1:52 AM
Author: Misunderstood Business Firm Bbw

Jesus. He's been in the ground for weeks now. Mr. Hammes, tear down this profile!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26979009)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 8:18 AM
Author: lake unhinged parlour

Sick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26979417)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 8:22 AM
Author: curious sinister locus sweet tailpipe

Gotta keep him up there until Dec 2014 bills clear.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26979424)



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Date: December 23rd, 2014 7:26 PM
Author: razzmatazz dilemma

This is really depressing. It's not like they left it as a tribute to him or something since there's nothing even noting that he passed away.

Pretty depressing that an associate can die and it's like no one at Kirkland has even noticed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26988486)



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Date: December 28th, 2014 11:14 PM
Author: swollen aphrodisiac dingle berry

update: IT'S STILL THERE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#27014605)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 8:28 AM
Author: Vibrant mediation wrinkle

stopped reading at "nose-bleed GPA"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26979437)



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Date: January 22nd, 2015 4:13 PM
Author: turquoise hot mad cow disease nursing home

email from partner to deceased: "In the future, please let us know in advance when you will be committing suicide so that we can make adequate staffing adjustments for your matters. Thanks,"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#27165504)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 12:34 AM
Author: Galvanic charcoal university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#27169170)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 12:15 AM
Author: Unholy sanctuary

Hilarious that his brutal, savage suicide is repeatedly called his "passing" on his scholarship website, completely obscuring the fact that he was miserable due to his life choices of pursuing BigFlaw.

http://jeremyadlerscholarship.org/#firstPage

Also, can't tell if the long haired asian behind him in the banner photo is a NOWAG or just a typical Berkeley moonface dame that turned into his gf.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#27169041)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 12:39 AM
Author: Vengeful amethyst dysfunction stain

uvt actually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#27169186)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 12:15 AM
Author: Low-t flesh pisswyrm lay

https://www.linkedin.com/pub/jeremy-adler/4a/a08/5ba

His time at K&E will increase and people will wonder why he hasn't copped breakfast after 16-20 years as an associate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#27169043)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 12:16 AM
Author: Unholy sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#27169053)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 12:23 AM
Author: curious sinister locus sweet tailpipe

brutal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#27169103)



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Date: February 11th, 2016 12:22 PM
Author: Low-t flesh pisswyrm lay

2.5 years away from copping non-equity partner!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#29804052)



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Date: February 11th, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: ebony hunting ground

http://www.theknot.com/wedding/Pringle-Adler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#29804134)



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Date: February 11th, 2016 12:32 PM
Author: hyperventilating gay wizard

Oh. That's horrible with the honeymoon date calculation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#29804148)



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Date: March 5th, 2017 9:31 PM
Author: sepia shivering public bath brethren

holy shit still there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#32761827)



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Date: September 15th, 2017 12:10 PM
Author: Low-t flesh pisswyrm lay

Coming soon to a LinkedIn Inbox: Jeremy Adler is celebrating a 4-year work anniversary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#34217506)



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Date: April 25th, 2015 7:02 AM
Author: Aromatic snowy den gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#27756203)



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Date: February 11th, 2016 12:20 PM
Author: Slap-happy Frisky Temple Jap

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#29804042)



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Date: February 11th, 2016 12:22 PM
Author: Slap-happy Frisky Temple Jap

this handsome bro had no wife or kids right? why did he kill himself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#29804053)



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Date: February 11th, 2016 12:23 PM
Author: hyperventilating gay wizard

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#29804069)



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Date: June 4th, 2017 5:45 PM
Author: hairless carmine tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#33472252)



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Date: June 4th, 2017 6:08 PM
Author: trip fantasy-prone laser beams selfie

the fucked up thing about this thread is it's the 2nd hit on google (via a blog)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#33472417)



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Date: August 2nd, 2017 12:42 PM
Author: Concupiscible institution



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Date: September 15th, 2017 12:03 PM
Author: iridescent casino puppy



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Date: September 15th, 2017 12:07 PM
Author: gold rambunctious psychic

im just gonna ask the q everyone wants to know but is 2 scared to ask: did his fiance remarry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#34217493)



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Date: September 15th, 2017 12:10 PM
Author: Low-t flesh pisswyrm lay

I hope she found a less selfish bro to devote herself to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#34217514)



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Date: September 15th, 2017 12:13 PM
Author: gold rambunctious psychic

they sounded like true lovers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#34217536)



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Date: September 15th, 2017 12:59 PM
Author: iridescent casino puppy

did anyone check her FB

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#34217869)



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Date: August 17th, 2020 2:07 PM
Author: olive gaped messiness

Of course I am sure she did. I doubt she even thinks of this dude anymore. It was 6 years ago. This is why you don’t commit suicide. You become a footnote unfortunately.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#40768910)



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Date: August 17th, 2020 1:04 PM
Author: underhanded histrionic kitchen



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Date: August 17th, 2020 1:06 PM
Author: Alcoholic soggy theater

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#40768609)