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A 17-year-old NOWIG at Stuyvesant made $72M on the stock market

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cracking dead locus roommate
  12/14/14
Allahu akbar!
Multi-colored pea-brained dingle berry
  12/16/14
U: poast
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  12/14/14
what even if you had amazing returns every year how is th...
razzle-dazzle native
  12/14/14
Based on the stuff about penny stocks, presumably by being m...
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cracking dead locus roommate
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or he is running some kind of email newsletter pump and dump...
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DING DING DING DING DING!
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couldn't have happened to a better guy
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Man, the things kids will do these days to get into college
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this is the dude who took the "go back to being a 12yo&...
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cracking dead locus roommate
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Lol, cr
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he even specifically chose the name "Mohammed Islam&quo...
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  12/16/14
lol, this story seems completely legit
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it's conceivable that a highly levered individual trader bet...
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  12/14/14
random events cluster, he's enjoyed a fat streak but he's go...
Heady juggernaut stage
  12/14/14
Sure, but there's not any verification of any of his claims
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cut the guy some slack, man it's not like he's claiming he ...
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NOWIG who wants to get pussy
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Prescient
180 Gold Immigrant Church
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Show us the tax returns.
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  12/14/14
so the bro turned his family 50mill into 72 by investing in ...
Lemon stead kitty
  12/14/14
Don't think this immigrant brown kid who tutored for money h...
abnormal roast beef
  12/14/14
flame, you mean 55 million
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cracking dead locus roommate
  12/15/14
But was he raped?
charcoal galvanic stag film keepsake machete
  12/15/14
confirmed -- http://observer.com/2014/12/exclusive-new-york-...
Rose gaming laptop twinkling uncleanness
  12/15/14
lol
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Liar: http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/monopoly-money-tee...
180 Gold Immigrant Church
  12/16/14
BlueSmoke? Drugs and welfare
Soul-stirring Ticket Booth
  12/16/14
when did our media become such a TTT that they don't fact ch...
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  12/16/14
Baby Jacob learns he is the REAL SPIDERMAN-- Next on HEADLIN...
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Spectacular box office legal warrant
  12/16/14
Did everyone skip over the part where it says he was TRADING...
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  12/16/14
Can't believe bboooommm is a NOWIG
provocative brilliant idea he suggested jap
  12/16/14
Pic: http://i.imgur.com/zMHq0rq.jpg Article: http://www.w...
Multi-colored pea-brained dingle berry
  12/16/14
Just think about all the hot nubile girls he could have fuck...
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  12/16/14
"As part of the research process, the magazine sent a f...
provocative brilliant idea he suggested jap
  12/16/14
Who doesn't have a $72 million bank account? http://i.img...
Multi-colored pea-brained dingle berry
  12/16/14
lol at him saying that he didn't really make all that money ...
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  12/16/14
Reminds me of the scene in Billy Madison were Chris Farley c...
Multi-colored pea-brained dingle berry
  12/16/14
This is how journalism works in America 2.0: it doesn't matt...
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"Mohammed Islam has since admitted he lied to New York ...
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  12/16/14
Kaavya made it out ok. Why shouldn't this loser?
Multi-colored pea-brained dingle berry
  12/16/14


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Date: December 14th, 2014 3:00 PM
Author: cracking dead locus roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26928751)



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Date: December 16th, 2014 12:49 PM
Author: Multi-colored pea-brained dingle berry

Allahu akbar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26941936)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 3:02 PM
Author: mahogany fragrant national security agency

U: poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26928756)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 3:02 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle native

what

even if you had amazing returns every year how is that possible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26928757)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 3:07 PM
Author: House-broken Codepig Field

Based on the stuff about penny stocks, presumably by being maniacally aggressive and getting consecutive grand slams.

If he doesn't change, I suppose he'll eventually bust out hard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26928787)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 3:09 PM
Author: cracking dead locus roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26928793)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 8:53 PM
Author: curious sweet tailpipe incel

or he is running some kind of email newsletter pump and dump scheme

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26930885)



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Date: December 15th, 2014 11:32 PM
Author: Rose gaming laptop twinkling uncleanness

DING DING DING DING DING!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26939380)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 3:03 PM
Author: Adventurous Brunch Bbw

couldn't have happened to a better guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26928761)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 3:03 PM
Author: abnormal roast beef

Man, the things kids will do these days to get into college

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26928764)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 3:05 PM
Author: cheese-eating citrine pocket flask house

this is the dude who took the "go back to being a 12yo" hypo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26928773)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 3:07 PM
Author: cracking dead locus roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26928784)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 3:16 PM
Author: Excitant Fanboi Azn

Lol, cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26928835)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 3:18 PM
Author: Boyish internet-worthy selfie love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26928846)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 6:13 PM
Author: Primrose supple national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26929710)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 6:19 PM
Author: abnormal roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26929743)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 6:20 PM
Author: submissive university electric furnace

he even specifically chose the name "Mohammed Islam" for the troll potential

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26929754)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 6:23 PM
Author: soggy trust fund laser beams



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Date: December 14th, 2014 6:32 PM
Author: Carnelian shrine useless brakes

dbg FUMING

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26929823)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 6:31 PM
Author: aquamarine swashbuckling indian lodge hunting ground



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Date: December 14th, 2014 6:39 PM
Author: Turquoise Rebellious Parlour Therapy



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Date: December 14th, 2014 10:05 PM
Author: brindle athletic conference



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Date: December 16th, 2014 9:22 AM
Author: cerise principal's office ladyboy



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Date: December 14th, 2014 6:18 PM
Author: charcoal galvanic stag film keepsake machete

lol, this story seems completely legit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26929741)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 6:23 PM
Author: Primrose supple national

it's conceivable that a highly levered individual trader betting on volatile stocks could do this. he will probably blow up though. ljl at anyone investing in their hedge fund.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26929773)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 6:41 PM
Author: Heady juggernaut stage

random events cluster, he's enjoyed a fat streak but he's going to be blown up unless someone socks away some of his cash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26929880)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 9:49 PM
Author: charcoal galvanic stag film keepsake machete

Sure, but there's not any verification of any of his claims

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26931320)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 9:51 PM
Author: Turquoise Rebellious Parlour Therapy

cut the guy some slack, man

it's not like he's claiming he was raped.

who's gonna lie about making $75M at 17?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26931337)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 9:59 PM
Author: Primrose supple national

NOWIG who wants to get pussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26931375)



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Date: December 16th, 2014 9:30 AM
Author: 180 Gold Immigrant Church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26941139)



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Date: December 16th, 2014 9:17 AM
Author: 180 Gold Immigrant Church

Prescient

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26941103)



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Date: December 16th, 2014 9:20 AM
Author: carmine toilet seat background story



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Date: December 14th, 2014 6:27 PM
Author: Beady-eyed alcoholic famous landscape painting

Show us the tax returns.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26929792)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 6:30 PM
Author: Lemon stead kitty

so the bro turned his family 50mill into 72 by investing in the s&p500 earlier in the year? cool

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26929807)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 6:42 PM
Author: abnormal roast beef

Don't think this immigrant brown kid who tutored for money has $50mil family wealth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26929884)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 8:50 PM
Author: shimmering doobsian rehab

flame, you mean 55 million

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26930862)



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Date: December 15th, 2014 7:43 PM
Author: cracking dead locus roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26937483)



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Date: December 15th, 2014 7:45 PM
Author: charcoal galvanic stag film keepsake machete

But was he raped?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26937497)



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Date: December 15th, 2014 11:09 PM
Author: Rose gaming laptop twinkling uncleanness

confirmed -- http://observer.com/2014/12/exclusive-new-york-mags-boy-genius-investor-made-it-all-up/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26939120)



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Date: December 15th, 2014 11:10 PM
Author: glittery spruce affirmative action forum

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26939134)



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Date: December 15th, 2014 11:38 PM
Author: Anal Gas Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26939441)



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Date: December 15th, 2014 11:33 PM
Author: appetizing pit black woman

OH THE MO MISTRO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26939396)



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Date: December 16th, 2014 9:17 AM
Author: 180 Gold Immigrant Church

Liar: http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/monopoly-money-teen-lied-about-earning-72m-stock-market-n269006

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26941102)



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Date: December 16th, 2014 9:21 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Ticket Booth

BlueSmoke? Drugs and welfare

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26941116)



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Date: December 16th, 2014 11:09 AM
Author: Twisted mind-boggling haunted graveyard turdskin

when did our media become such a TTT that they don't fact check a 17 year old high school student claiming to have made $72 MILLION DOLLARS? they just run with it instead because it's sensational.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26941457)



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Date: December 16th, 2014 11:23 AM
Author: sapphire degenerate

Baby Jacob learns he is the REAL SPIDERMAN-- Next on HEADLINE NEWS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26941518)



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Date: December 16th, 2014 11:23 AM
Author: Spectacular box office legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26941520)



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Date: December 16th, 2014 11:30 AM
Author: Impertinent public bath

Did everyone skip over the part where it says he was TRADING PENNY STOCKS AT AGE NINE using money he made TUTORING? These crook parents aren't even running lukewarm flame. AUSA knocking on the door in a week.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26941578)



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Date: December 16th, 2014 12:16 PM
Author: provocative brilliant idea he suggested jap

Can't believe bboooommm is a NOWIG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26941800)



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Date: December 16th, 2014 12:15 PM
Author: Multi-colored pea-brained dingle berry

Pic: http://i.imgur.com/zMHq0rq.jpg

Article: http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2014/12/16/new-york-magazines-72-million-teenage-stock-picker-says-he-made-it-all-up/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26941794)



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Date: December 16th, 2014 12:19 PM
Author: hateful dashing french chef step-uncle's house

Just think about all the hot nubile girls he could have fucked if he just kept up the lie. Probably would have made a great college essay too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26941824)



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Date: December 16th, 2014 12:20 PM
Author: provocative brilliant idea he suggested jap

"As part of the research process, the magazine sent a fact-checker to Stuyvesant [High School], where Islam produced a document that appeared to be a Chase bank statement attesting to an eight-figure bank account,”

Xo Benzo Islam

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26941829)



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Date: December 16th, 2014 12:40 PM
Author: Multi-colored pea-brained dingle berry

Who doesn't have a $72 million bank account?

http://i.imgur.com/ckaQmng.gif



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26941903)



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Date: December 16th, 2014 12:26 PM
Author: cowardly maize fortuitous meteor place of business

lol at him saying that he didn't really make all that money but that he is doing very well in a simulation in his stock club at school, and suggesting that he therefore easily *could* have made the IRL money. It's like in the movie Squid and the Whale where the Jesse Eisenberg character gets confronted by the guidance counselor for covering a Pink Floyd song at the talent show and passing it off as his original song, and he's like "well I feel that I could have written a song that good, so the fact that someone else did is irrelevant."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26941856)



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Date: December 16th, 2014 12:46 PM
Author: Multi-colored pea-brained dingle berry

Reminds me of the scene in Billy Madison were Chris Farley claims to have fucked the teacher.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8-rGAM_KeA#t=14s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26941924)



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Date: December 16th, 2014 12:54 PM
Author: Abusive center double fault

This is how journalism works in America 2.0: it doesn't matter if the story DID happen as reported, only that it COULD'VE happened that way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26941947)



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Date: December 16th, 2014 12:48 PM
Author: blue thirsty deer antler cuckoldry

"Mohammed Islam has since admitted he lied to New York Magazine and did not make any money on the stock market, an Observer interview reveals."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26941932)



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Date: December 16th, 2014 12:49 PM
Author: Multi-colored pea-brained dingle berry

Kaavya made it out ok.

Why shouldn't this loser?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26941934)