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A 17-year-old NOWIG at Stuyvesant made $72M on the stock market

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sinister wonderful hall
  12/14/14
Allahu akbar!
Splenetic crystalline school wagecucks
  12/16/14
U: poast
bateful mentally impaired ticket booth
  12/14/14
what even if you had amazing returns every year how is th...
Buff domesticated queen of the night
  12/14/14
Based on the stuff about penny stocks, presumably by being m...
Mildly Autistic New Version Lay
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sinister wonderful hall
  12/14/14
or he is running some kind of email newsletter pump and dump...
self-absorbed sapphire boltzmann
  12/14/14
DING DING DING DING DING!
Hairless pungent pit
  12/15/14
couldn't have happened to a better guy
rusted private investor
  12/14/14
Man, the things kids will do these days to get into college
boyish chapel
  12/14/14
this is the dude who took the "go back to being a 12yo&...
Passionate Heaven
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sinister wonderful hall
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Lol, cr
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boyish chapel
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he even specifically chose the name "Mohammed Islam&quo...
swashbuckling stead
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frozen gay wizard
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dbg FUMING
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bull headed church building
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idiotic greedy theater
  12/16/14
lol, this story seems completely legit
trip place of business
  12/14/14
it's conceivable that a highly levered individual trader bet...
Pontificating stage sandwich
  12/14/14
random events cluster, he's enjoyed a fat streak but he's go...
bat shit crazy area
  12/14/14
Sure, but there's not any verification of any of his claims
trip place of business
  12/14/14
cut the guy some slack, man it's not like he's claiming he ...
bull headed church building
  12/14/14
NOWIG who wants to get pussy
Pontificating stage sandwich
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Vibrant liquid oxygen brethren
  12/16/14
Prescient
Vibrant liquid oxygen brethren
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Fighting Giraffe Lettuce
  12/16/14
Show us the tax returns.
aphrodisiac prole point
  12/14/14
so the bro turned his family 50mill into 72 by investing in ...
Deep Cuck Police Squad
  12/14/14
Don't think this immigrant brown kid who tutored for money h...
boyish chapel
  12/14/14
flame, you mean 55 million
Cobalt Blood Rage Parlour
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sinister wonderful hall
  12/15/14
But was he raped?
trip place of business
  12/15/14
confirmed -- http://observer.com/2014/12/exclusive-new-york-...
Hairless pungent pit
  12/15/14
lol
Fragrant Insanely Creepy Roast Beef
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Hairraiser Macaca Field
  12/15/14
OH THE MO MISTRO
Misanthropic marketing idea
  12/15/14
Liar: http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/monopoly-money-tee...
Vibrant liquid oxygen brethren
  12/16/14
BlueSmoke? Drugs and welfare
costumed unholy dopamine boistinker
  12/16/14
when did our media become such a TTT that they don't fact ch...
Carmine Narrow-minded Parlor
  12/16/14
Baby Jacob learns he is the REAL SPIDERMAN-- Next on HEADLIN...
Charcoal Theater Stage
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Medicated mental disorder
  12/16/14
Did everyone skip over the part where it says he was TRADING...
electric juggernaut
  12/16/14
Can't believe bboooommm is a NOWIG
Tripping telephone
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Pic: http://i.imgur.com/zMHq0rq.jpg Article: http://www.w...
Splenetic crystalline school wagecucks
  12/16/14
Just think about all the hot nubile girls he could have fuck...
irradiated startled school cafeteria ratface
  12/16/14
"As part of the research process, the magazine sent a f...
Tripping telephone
  12/16/14
Who doesn't have a $72 million bank account? http://i.img...
Splenetic crystalline school wagecucks
  12/16/14
lol at him saying that he didn't really make all that money ...
Concupiscible temple
  12/16/14
Reminds me of the scene in Billy Madison were Chris Farley c...
Splenetic crystalline school wagecucks
  12/16/14
This is how journalism works in America 2.0: it doesn't matt...
stimulating spot
  12/16/14
"Mohammed Islam has since admitted he lied to New York ...
Lime business firm jap
  12/16/14
Kaavya made it out ok. Why shouldn't this loser?
Splenetic crystalline school wagecucks
  12/16/14


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Date: December 14th, 2014 3:00 PM
Author: sinister wonderful hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26928751)



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Date: December 16th, 2014 12:49 PM
Author: Splenetic crystalline school wagecucks

Allahu akbar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26941936)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 3:02 PM
Author: bateful mentally impaired ticket booth

U: poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26928756)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 3:02 PM
Author: Buff domesticated queen of the night

what

even if you had amazing returns every year how is that possible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26928757)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 3:07 PM
Author: Mildly Autistic New Version Lay

Based on the stuff about penny stocks, presumably by being maniacally aggressive and getting consecutive grand slams.

If he doesn't change, I suppose he'll eventually bust out hard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26928787)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 3:09 PM
Author: sinister wonderful hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26928793)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 8:53 PM
Author: self-absorbed sapphire boltzmann

or he is running some kind of email newsletter pump and dump scheme

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26930885)



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Date: December 15th, 2014 11:32 PM
Author: Hairless pungent pit

DING DING DING DING DING!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26939380)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 3:03 PM
Author: rusted private investor

couldn't have happened to a better guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26928761)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 3:03 PM
Author: boyish chapel

Man, the things kids will do these days to get into college

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26928764)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 3:05 PM
Author: Passionate Heaven

this is the dude who took the "go back to being a 12yo" hypo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26928773)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 3:07 PM
Author: sinister wonderful hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26928784)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 3:16 PM
Author: Nofapping incel

Lol, cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26928835)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 3:18 PM
Author: beta gold tanning salon keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26928846)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 6:13 PM
Author: Pontificating stage sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26929710)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 6:19 PM
Author: boyish chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26929743)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 6:20 PM
Author: swashbuckling stead

he even specifically chose the name "Mohammed Islam" for the troll potential

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26929754)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 6:23 PM
Author: frozen gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26929779)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 6:32 PM
Author: Coiffed Yarmulke Abode

dbg FUMING

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26929823)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 6:31 PM
Author: At-the-ready friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26929813)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 6:39 PM
Author: bull headed church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26929863)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 10:05 PM
Author: Sienna double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26931402)



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Date: December 16th, 2014 9:22 AM
Author: idiotic greedy theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26941121)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 6:18 PM
Author: trip place of business

lol, this story seems completely legit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26929741)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 6:23 PM
Author: Pontificating stage sandwich

it's conceivable that a highly levered individual trader betting on volatile stocks could do this. he will probably blow up though. ljl at anyone investing in their hedge fund.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26929773)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 6:41 PM
Author: bat shit crazy area

random events cluster, he's enjoyed a fat streak but he's going to be blown up unless someone socks away some of his cash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26929880)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 9:49 PM
Author: trip place of business

Sure, but there's not any verification of any of his claims

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26931320)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 9:51 PM
Author: bull headed church building

cut the guy some slack, man

it's not like he's claiming he was raped.

who's gonna lie about making $75M at 17?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26931337)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 9:59 PM
Author: Pontificating stage sandwich

NOWIG who wants to get pussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26931375)



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Date: December 16th, 2014 9:30 AM
Author: Vibrant liquid oxygen brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26941139)



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Date: December 16th, 2014 9:17 AM
Author: Vibrant liquid oxygen brethren

Prescient

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26941103)



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Date: December 16th, 2014 9:20 AM
Author: Fighting Giraffe Lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26941115)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 6:27 PM
Author: aphrodisiac prole point

Show us the tax returns.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26929792)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 6:30 PM
Author: Deep Cuck Police Squad

so the bro turned his family 50mill into 72 by investing in the s&p500 earlier in the year? cool

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26929807)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 6:42 PM
Author: boyish chapel

Don't think this immigrant brown kid who tutored for money has $50mil family wealth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26929884)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 8:50 PM
Author: Cobalt Blood Rage Parlour

flame, you mean 55 million

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26930862)



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Date: December 15th, 2014 7:43 PM
Author: sinister wonderful hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26937483)



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Date: December 15th, 2014 7:45 PM
Author: trip place of business

But was he raped?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26937497)



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Date: December 15th, 2014 11:09 PM
Author: Hairless pungent pit

confirmed -- http://observer.com/2014/12/exclusive-new-york-mags-boy-genius-investor-made-it-all-up/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26939120)



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Date: December 15th, 2014 11:10 PM
Author: Fragrant Insanely Creepy Roast Beef

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26939134)



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Date: December 15th, 2014 11:38 PM
Author: Hairraiser Macaca Field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26939441)



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Date: December 15th, 2014 11:33 PM
Author: Misanthropic marketing idea

OH THE MO MISTRO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26939396)



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Date: December 16th, 2014 9:17 AM
Author: Vibrant liquid oxygen brethren

Liar: http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/monopoly-money-teen-lied-about-earning-72m-stock-market-n269006

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26941102)



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Date: December 16th, 2014 9:21 AM
Author: costumed unholy dopamine boistinker

BlueSmoke? Drugs and welfare

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26941116)



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Date: December 16th, 2014 11:09 AM
Author: Carmine Narrow-minded Parlor

when did our media become such a TTT that they don't fact check a 17 year old high school student claiming to have made $72 MILLION DOLLARS? they just run with it instead because it's sensational.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26941457)



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Date: December 16th, 2014 11:23 AM
Author: Charcoal Theater Stage

Baby Jacob learns he is the REAL SPIDERMAN-- Next on HEADLINE NEWS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26941518)



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Date: December 16th, 2014 11:23 AM
Author: Medicated mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26941520)



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Date: December 16th, 2014 11:30 AM
Author: electric juggernaut

Did everyone skip over the part where it says he was TRADING PENNY STOCKS AT AGE NINE using money he made TUTORING? These crook parents aren't even running lukewarm flame. AUSA knocking on the door in a week.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26941578)



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Date: December 16th, 2014 12:16 PM
Author: Tripping telephone

Can't believe bboooommm is a NOWIG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26941800)



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Date: December 16th, 2014 12:15 PM
Author: Splenetic crystalline school wagecucks

Pic: http://i.imgur.com/zMHq0rq.jpg

Article: http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2014/12/16/new-york-magazines-72-million-teenage-stock-picker-says-he-made-it-all-up/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26941794)



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Date: December 16th, 2014 12:19 PM
Author: irradiated startled school cafeteria ratface

Just think about all the hot nubile girls he could have fucked if he just kept up the lie. Probably would have made a great college essay too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26941824)



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Date: December 16th, 2014 12:20 PM
Author: Tripping telephone

"As part of the research process, the magazine sent a fact-checker to Stuyvesant [High School], where Islam produced a document that appeared to be a Chase bank statement attesting to an eight-figure bank account,”

Xo Benzo Islam

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26941829)



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Date: December 16th, 2014 12:40 PM
Author: Splenetic crystalline school wagecucks

Who doesn't have a $72 million bank account?

http://i.imgur.com/ckaQmng.gif



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26941903)



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Date: December 16th, 2014 12:26 PM
Author: Concupiscible temple

lol at him saying that he didn't really make all that money but that he is doing very well in a simulation in his stock club at school, and suggesting that he therefore easily *could* have made the IRL money. It's like in the movie Squid and the Whale where the Jesse Eisenberg character gets confronted by the guidance counselor for covering a Pink Floyd song at the talent show and passing it off as his original song, and he's like "well I feel that I could have written a song that good, so the fact that someone else did is irrelevant."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26941856)



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Date: December 16th, 2014 12:46 PM
Author: Splenetic crystalline school wagecucks

Reminds me of the scene in Billy Madison were Chris Farley claims to have fucked the teacher.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8-rGAM_KeA#t=14s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26941924)



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Date: December 16th, 2014 12:54 PM
Author: stimulating spot

This is how journalism works in America 2.0: it doesn't matter if the story DID happen as reported, only that it COULD'VE happened that way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26941947)



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Date: December 16th, 2014 12:48 PM
Author: Lime business firm jap

"Mohammed Islam has since admitted he lied to New York Magazine and did not make any money on the stock market, an Observer interview reveals."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26941932)



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Date: December 16th, 2014 12:49 PM
Author: Splenetic crystalline school wagecucks

Kaavya made it out ok.

Why shouldn't this loser?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26941934)