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A 17-year-old NOWIG at Stuyvesant made $72M on the stock market

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Flatulent mischievous sweet tailpipe
  12/14/14
Allahu akbar!
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U: poast
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what even if you had amazing returns every year how is th...
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Based on the stuff about penny stocks, presumably by being m...
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Flatulent mischievous sweet tailpipe
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or he is running some kind of email newsletter pump and dump...
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DING DING DING DING DING!
transparent field round eye
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couldn't have happened to a better guy
smoky marvelous pit
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Man, the things kids will do these days to get into college
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this is the dude who took the "go back to being a 12yo&...
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Flatulent mischievous sweet tailpipe
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Lol, cr
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laughsome background story
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he even specifically chose the name "Mohammed Islam&quo...
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dbg FUMING
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Ivory locus regret
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Ocher internet-worthy locale wrinkle
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lol, this story seems completely legit
razzmatazz dark mad-dog skullcap
  12/14/14
it's conceivable that a highly levered individual trader bet...
at-the-ready trump supporter pisswyrm
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random events cluster, he's enjoyed a fat streak but he's go...
Sick immigrant kitchen
  12/14/14
Sure, but there's not any verification of any of his claims
razzmatazz dark mad-dog skullcap
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cut the guy some slack, man it's not like he's claiming he ...
Ivory locus regret
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NOWIG who wants to get pussy
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Prescient
lime heaven idiot
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Show us the tax returns.
passionate lemon chad
  12/14/14
so the bro turned his family 50mill into 72 by investing in ...
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  12/14/14
Don't think this immigrant brown kid who tutored for money h...
laughsome background story
  12/14/14
flame, you mean 55 million
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Flatulent mischievous sweet tailpipe
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But was he raped?
razzmatazz dark mad-dog skullcap
  12/15/14
confirmed -- http://observer.com/2014/12/exclusive-new-york-...
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OH THE MO MISTRO
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Liar: http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/monopoly-money-tee...
lime heaven idiot
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BlueSmoke? Drugs and welfare
stirring cyan ticket booth wagecucks
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when did our media become such a TTT that they don't fact ch...
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Baby Jacob learns he is the REAL SPIDERMAN-- Next on HEADLIN...
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Did everyone skip over the part where it says he was TRADING...
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Can't believe bboooommm is a NOWIG
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Pic: http://i.imgur.com/zMHq0rq.jpg Article: http://www.w...
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Just think about all the hot nubile girls he could have fuck...
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"As part of the research process, the magazine sent a f...
Dun Swashbuckling Theatre Mexican
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Who doesn't have a $72 million bank account? http://i.img...
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lol at him saying that he didn't really make all that money ...
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Reminds me of the scene in Billy Madison were Chris Farley c...
hairless marketing idea roast beef
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This is how journalism works in America 2.0: it doesn't matt...
Comical mediation
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"Mohammed Islam has since admitted he lied to New York ...
pungent azn
  12/16/14
Kaavya made it out ok. Why shouldn't this loser?
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Date: December 14th, 2014 3:00 PM
Author: Flatulent mischievous sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26928751)



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Date: December 16th, 2014 12:49 PM
Author: hairless marketing idea roast beef

Allahu akbar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26941936)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 3:02 PM
Author: naked mind-boggling lay selfie

U: poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26928756)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 3:02 PM
Author: appetizing charcoal native psychic

what

even if you had amazing returns every year how is that possible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26928757)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 3:07 PM
Author: big-titted home people who are hurt

Based on the stuff about penny stocks, presumably by being maniacally aggressive and getting consecutive grand slams.

If he doesn't change, I suppose he'll eventually bust out hard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26928787)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 3:09 PM
Author: Flatulent mischievous sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26928793)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 8:53 PM
Author: Racy persian

or he is running some kind of email newsletter pump and dump scheme

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26930885)



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Date: December 15th, 2014 11:32 PM
Author: transparent field round eye

DING DING DING DING DING!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26939380)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 3:03 PM
Author: smoky marvelous pit

couldn't have happened to a better guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26928761)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 3:03 PM
Author: laughsome background story

Man, the things kids will do these days to get into college

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26928764)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 3:05 PM
Author: umber splenetic hall giraffe

this is the dude who took the "go back to being a 12yo" hypo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26928773)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 3:07 PM
Author: Flatulent mischievous sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26928784)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 3:16 PM
Author: Mauve vigorous house

Lol, cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26928835)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 3:18 PM
Author: Hilarious Hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26928846)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 6:13 PM
Author: at-the-ready trump supporter pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26929710)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 6:19 PM
Author: laughsome background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26929743)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 6:20 PM
Author: confused hissy fit juggernaut

he even specifically chose the name "Mohammed Islam" for the troll potential

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26929754)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 6:23 PM
Author: ungodly autistic doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26929779)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 6:32 PM
Author: Sinister Piazza

dbg FUMING

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26929823)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 6:31 PM
Author: green aromatic step-uncle's house sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26929813)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 6:39 PM
Author: Ivory locus regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26929863)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 10:05 PM
Author: mustard elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26931402)



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Date: December 16th, 2014 9:22 AM
Author: Ocher internet-worthy locale wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26941121)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 6:18 PM
Author: razzmatazz dark mad-dog skullcap

lol, this story seems completely legit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26929741)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 6:23 PM
Author: at-the-ready trump supporter pisswyrm

it's conceivable that a highly levered individual trader betting on volatile stocks could do this. he will probably blow up though. ljl at anyone investing in their hedge fund.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26929773)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 6:41 PM
Author: Sick immigrant kitchen

random events cluster, he's enjoyed a fat streak but he's going to be blown up unless someone socks away some of his cash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26929880)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 9:49 PM
Author: razzmatazz dark mad-dog skullcap

Sure, but there's not any verification of any of his claims

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26931320)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 9:51 PM
Author: Ivory locus regret

cut the guy some slack, man

it's not like he's claiming he was raped.

who's gonna lie about making $75M at 17?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26931337)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 9:59 PM
Author: at-the-ready trump supporter pisswyrm

NOWIG who wants to get pussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26931375)



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Date: December 16th, 2014 9:30 AM
Author: lime heaven idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26941139)



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Date: December 16th, 2014 9:17 AM
Author: lime heaven idiot

Prescient

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26941103)



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Date: December 16th, 2014 9:20 AM
Author: Excitant Main People Depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26941115)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 6:27 PM
Author: passionate lemon chad

Show us the tax returns.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26929792)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 6:30 PM
Author: nofapping twinkling property

so the bro turned his family 50mill into 72 by investing in the s&p500 earlier in the year? cool

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26929807)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 6:42 PM
Author: laughsome background story

Don't think this immigrant brown kid who tutored for money has $50mil family wealth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26929884)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 8:50 PM
Author: bronze genital piercing range

flame, you mean 55 million

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26930862)



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Date: December 15th, 2014 7:43 PM
Author: Flatulent mischievous sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26937483)



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Date: December 15th, 2014 7:45 PM
Author: razzmatazz dark mad-dog skullcap

But was he raped?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26937497)



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Date: December 15th, 2014 11:09 PM
Author: transparent field round eye

confirmed -- http://observer.com/2014/12/exclusive-new-york-mags-boy-genius-investor-made-it-all-up/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26939120)



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Date: December 15th, 2014 11:10 PM
Author: irradiated unhinged university idea he suggested

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26939134)



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Date: December 15th, 2014 11:38 PM
Author: Judgmental mint hairy legs black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26939441)



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Date: December 15th, 2014 11:33 PM
Author: snowy base dog poop

OH THE MO MISTRO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26939396)



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Date: December 16th, 2014 9:17 AM
Author: lime heaven idiot

Liar: http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/monopoly-money-teen-lied-about-earning-72m-stock-market-n269006

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26941102)



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Date: December 16th, 2014 9:21 AM
Author: stirring cyan ticket booth wagecucks

BlueSmoke? Drugs and welfare

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26941116)



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Date: December 16th, 2014 11:09 AM
Author: nubile glittery lettuce

when did our media become such a TTT that they don't fact check a 17 year old high school student claiming to have made $72 MILLION DOLLARS? they just run with it instead because it's sensational.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26941457)



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Date: December 16th, 2014 11:23 AM
Author: cheese-eating digit ratio internal respiration

Baby Jacob learns he is the REAL SPIDERMAN-- Next on HEADLINE NEWS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26941518)



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Date: December 16th, 2014 11:23 AM
Author: odious federal menage voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26941520)



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Date: December 16th, 2014 11:30 AM
Author: blue lodge circlehead

Did everyone skip over the part where it says he was TRADING PENNY STOCKS AT AGE NINE using money he made TUTORING? These crook parents aren't even running lukewarm flame. AUSA knocking on the door in a week.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26941578)



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Date: December 16th, 2014 12:16 PM
Author: Dun Swashbuckling Theatre Mexican

Can't believe bboooommm is a NOWIG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26941800)



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Date: December 16th, 2014 12:15 PM
Author: hairless marketing idea roast beef

Pic: http://i.imgur.com/zMHq0rq.jpg

Article: http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2014/12/16/new-york-magazines-72-million-teenage-stock-picker-says-he-made-it-all-up/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26941794)



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Date: December 16th, 2014 12:19 PM
Author: beady-eyed foreskin

Just think about all the hot nubile girls he could have fucked if he just kept up the lie. Probably would have made a great college essay too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26941824)



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Date: December 16th, 2014 12:20 PM
Author: Dun Swashbuckling Theatre Mexican

"As part of the research process, the magazine sent a fact-checker to Stuyvesant [High School], where Islam produced a document that appeared to be a Chase bank statement attesting to an eight-figure bank account,”

Xo Benzo Islam

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26941829)



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Date: December 16th, 2014 12:40 PM
Author: hairless marketing idea roast beef

Who doesn't have a $72 million bank account?

http://i.imgur.com/ckaQmng.gif



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26941903)



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Date: December 16th, 2014 12:26 PM
Author: Clear liquid oxygen double fault

lol at him saying that he didn't really make all that money but that he is doing very well in a simulation in his stock club at school, and suggesting that he therefore easily *could* have made the IRL money. It's like in the movie Squid and the Whale where the Jesse Eisenberg character gets confronted by the guidance counselor for covering a Pink Floyd song at the talent show and passing it off as his original song, and he's like "well I feel that I could have written a song that good, so the fact that someone else did is irrelevant."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26941856)



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Date: December 16th, 2014 12:46 PM
Author: hairless marketing idea roast beef

Reminds me of the scene in Billy Madison were Chris Farley claims to have fucked the teacher.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8-rGAM_KeA#t=14s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26941924)



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Date: December 16th, 2014 12:54 PM
Author: Comical mediation

This is how journalism works in America 2.0: it doesn't matter if the story DID happen as reported, only that it COULD'VE happened that way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26941947)



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Date: December 16th, 2014 12:48 PM
Author: pungent azn

"Mohammed Islam has since admitted he lied to New York Magazine and did not make any money on the stock market, an Observer interview reveals."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26941932)



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Date: December 16th, 2014 12:49 PM
Author: hairless marketing idea roast beef

Kaavya made it out ok.

Why shouldn't this loser?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26941934)