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"As a way to promote a healthier staff in 2015 we will...
primrose flatulent field halford
  01/12/15
i rate it delicious
Spectacular unholy locale
  01/12/15
lol somebody complained, probably some nocarbfag
Brilliant internet-worthy parlor associate
  01/12/15
...
primrose flatulent field halford
  01/12/15
is your firm sponsored by Jimmy Dean?
Adventurous Crimson Native
  01/12/15
titcq
Spectacular unholy locale
  01/12/15
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Multi-colored Temple Juggernaut
  01/13/15
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Fragrant Milky Background Story
  01/13/15
How on earth could a processed jimmy dean sausage egg sandwi...
odious pearly gunner
  01/12/15
There is something wrong with this chick.
primrose flatulent field halford
  01/12/15
she's talking about the egg white and turkey sausage ones at...
Spruce business firm
  01/12/15
is she? really? is she?
Yellow vivacious meetinghouse
  01/12/15
...
primrose flatulent field halford
  01/12/15
tbf a bagel is pretty shitty, enjoy your 10am snooze after y...
Hairraiser citrine stage
  01/13/15
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idiotic hissy fit
  01/15/15
We serve Jimmy Dean breakfast sandwiches at the homeless she...
ungodly indecent hell roommate
  01/12/15
lol
primrose flatulent field halford
  01/12/15
Not kidding, it's the only time I've ever seen one of those ...
ungodly indecent hell roommate
  01/12/15
...
primrose flatulent field halford
  01/12/15
would you fuck her if no one would know and you were horny, ...
Yellow vivacious meetinghouse
  01/12/15
Honestly, no.
primrose flatulent field halford
  01/12/15
I bet she vaccinates the hell out of her kid too. Sheesh.
cocky feces
  01/12/15
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Sienna Incel
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thriller orange spot deer antler
  01/12/15
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vigorous maroon indian lodge cuckold
  01/12/15
lol
Racy faggot firefighter pit
  01/13/15
XO: where bros who volunteer at homeless shelters in their f...
aromatic cordovan candlestick maker stock car
  01/13/15
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idiotic hissy fit
  01/15/15
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ungodly indecent hell roommate
  04/07/15
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ungodly indecent hell roommate
  09/25/16
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erotic set private investor
  05/19/25
Welp, looks like I stirred the pot a bit when I cut and past...
primrose flatulent field halford
  01/12/15
Here is her reply to me, sent to all: "As stated you...
primrose flatulent field halford
  01/12/15
Is this person an HR drone or your boss? I could not work fo...
Contagious seedy sound barrier theater stage
  01/12/15
HR drone
primrose flatulent field halford
  01/12/15
soo cr use of "shmear" tho, is she of the tribe?
Adventurous Crimson Native
  01/13/15
She might be half now that you mention it.
primrose flatulent field halford
  01/13/15
"your welcome to" You in shitlaw, bro?
Fragrant Milky Background Story
  01/13/15
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Drab Low-t Brunch
  01/13/15
ofs
primrose flatulent field halford
  01/13/15
no way the jews stand for this.
clear titillating skinny woman
  01/12/15
You are a complete FAGGOT if you don't show up and begin eat...
twinkling galvanic chapel preventive strike
  01/12/15
unnngh
Yellow vivacious meetinghouse
  01/12/15
that looks fucking disgusting
vigorous maroon indian lodge cuckold
  01/12/15
cot DAYUM
Concupiscible hall
  01/13/15
you'd have to pay me to eat one of those. but I'd do it for ...
boyish party of the first part
  01/13/15
"If any one does not like these options as always peopl...
obsidian wild stain
  01/12/15
lol, carbmos
Stimulating blue newt
  01/12/15
...
Painfully honest box office dragon
  01/13/15
why did she not capitalize Jimmy Dean? Is she a poaster?
Light office
  01/12/15
Show up with a dozen bagels, lox, cream cheese, etc. and eat...
exhilarant brindle lodge
  01/12/15
It would be funny if I bring something with less calories th...
primrose flatulent field halford
  01/12/15
You can bring 200 calorie donuts
Purple hairy legs
  01/12/15
I am so doing this.
primrose flatulent field halford
  01/12/15
...
exhilarant brindle lodge
  01/13/15
Bring donuts
Purple hairy legs
  01/12/15
Translation: I want to eat sausage biscuits for breakfast, ...
Razzle magenta stag film
  01/12/15
...
primrose flatulent field halford
  01/12/15
TY bro.
Razzle magenta stag film
  01/12/15
a bagel w/ cream cheese can't be much more than 300 cals, ri...
sickened giraffe
  01/12/15
Yeah, not sure. Just about every cream cheese option was &qu...
primrose flatulent field halford
  01/12/15
it can be
boyish party of the first part
  01/13/15
Panera has a particularly helpful page: https://www.paner...
Beady-eyed hideous boltzmann
  01/13/15
600-700 bro. Big NYC bagels run 500+ calories alone
Domesticated Curious Jap
  01/13/15
what about "deluxe" kikebagels with lox, creamchee...
Drab Low-t Brunch
  01/13/15
I dunno. My standard breakfast is 2 hard boiled eggs, slice ...
Domesticated Curious Jap
  01/13/15
I'm officially adding "deluxe kikebagel" to my voc...
Concupiscible hall
  01/13/15
lol i just spit out my drink. PLEASE bring the donuts and re...
ebony naked plaza kitty cat
  01/13/15
PLEASE do this. Please.
Insane big orchestra pit
  01/13/15
lol evil
the penis
  01/13/15
this is hilarious because it sounds pretty fucking real.
Racy faggot firefighter pit
  01/13/15
my bro's work used to have a southwestern breakfast day (scr...
Brilliant internet-worthy parlor associate
  01/13/15
Holy fuck that's retarded, for 2 reasons: 1. Granola has ...
Concupiscible hall
  01/13/15
bro, yogurt is just fine for white people and probably impro...
Carmine wrinkle crackhouse
  01/13/15
100% not flame and I'm bringing a donut to the meeting on fr...
primrose flatulent field halford
  01/13/15
Will you bring enough for everyone and enthuse about this ne...
Insane big orchestra pit
  01/13/15
I was just going to bring one and rub it in everyone's face ...
primrose flatulent field halford
  01/13/15
bagels are stupid ebcause they are like 80 grams of shitcarb...
Irradiated piazza keepsake machete
  01/13/15
Bring another brand of sausage biscuits, enough to share, an...
crawly clown ratface
  01/13/15
how fat is this dumb woman?
Shimmering infuriating travel guidebook abode
  01/13/15
S C R A P E S C R A P E
crystalline locus
  01/13/15
Turns spoon upside down, sucks it like a cock, moar SCRAPE S...
Diverse Point Ladyboy
  01/13/15
...
Carmine wrinkle crackhouse
  01/13/15
UPDATE: She is all offended now and just emailed this to me,...
primrose flatulent field halford
  01/13/15
Bravo 180 flame
bipolar church reading party
  01/13/15
Not flame, bro. This is 100% real.
primrose flatulent field halford
  01/13/15
again, I ask: how fat is this woman?
Shimmering infuriating travel guidebook abode
  01/13/15
Obese, but I wouldn't say morbidly. Very close.
primrose flatulent field halford
  01/13/15
...yeah, I really don't know why I even bothered to ask. ...
Shimmering infuriating travel guidebook abode
  01/13/15
Yes, everyone is loling at her behind her back. One associat...
primrose flatulent field halford
  01/13/15
Just say you fully support a move towards healthier eating, ...
Insane big orchestra pit
  01/14/15
Agreed with the idea of bringing in boxes of bagels or even ...
Bisexual main people
  01/13/15
man this sounds like it could've been my old firm
Irradiated piazza keepsake machete
  01/14/15
I'm so excited for tomorrow.
Insane big orchestra pit
  01/15/15
She was really personally offended lol. I don't have the hea...
primrose flatulent field halford
  01/15/15
My boss was acting weird all day and I started getting paran...
primrose flatulent field halford
  01/15/15
At least she didn't try to claim that it was healthy for som...
Insane big orchestra pit
  01/16/15
...
dashing gaped sneaky criminal
  01/16/15
UPDATE: I couldn't stay for the meeting because I had court ...
primrose flatulent field halford
  01/16/15
We had bagels today for the first time since the email. The ...
primrose flatulent field halford
  03/27/15
lol, I'm picturing the conference room in TNG with Captain P...
Multi-colored Temple Juggernaut
  03/27/15
...
Irradiated piazza keepsake machete
  04/06/15
LOL
ebony naked plaza kitty cat
  04/06/15
This is fucking hilarious but tbh those jimmy dean things ar...
Exciting forum
  04/07/15
Breakfast is 120 flame.
twisted public bath goal in life
  03/27/15
It sounds like an attempt to save money by making a Costco t...
Zombie-like Address
  03/27/15
*arduously places 2 cubes of butter on bagel* (basket of ...
rose trump supporter
  04/06/15
will this person be at the meeting?
ebony naked plaza kitty cat
  09/01/15
Yes.
primrose flatulent field halford
  09/04/15
Update: will be bagels tomorrow, but will be in court so wil...
primrose flatulent field halford
  09/04/15
...
primrose flatulent field halford
  09/18/15
...
crystalline locus
  01/04/18
lol
primrose flatulent field halford
  01/04/18
this thread was made exactly 7 days after my first son was b...
burgundy fluffy range
  05/19/25


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Date: January 12th, 2015 4:58 PM
Author: primrose flatulent field halford

"As a way to promote a healthier staff in 2015 we will no longer be having bagels at our admin meetings on Friday. We are going to do our best to provide you with healthier options starting with Greek yogurt this Friday and cereal to put with it. Other options are some jimmy dean breakfast sandwiches that are 250 calories per sandwich. These things are already taken care of so no one needs to go out and buy them on Friday and we will NOT be having bagels this Friday and each Friday going forward.

It’s our goal to help everyone with their goals to be healthier!!

If any one does not like these options as always people are welcome to bring and eat whatever they would like."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27104110)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 4:59 PM
Author: Spectacular unholy locale

i rate it delicious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27104113)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 4:59 PM
Author: Brilliant internet-worthy parlor associate

lol somebody complained, probably some nocarbfag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27104115)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 5:02 PM
Author: primrose flatulent field halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27104132)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 5:00 PM
Author: Adventurous Crimson Native

is your firm sponsored by Jimmy Dean?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27104117)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 5:00 PM
Author: Spectacular unholy locale

titcq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27104120)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 10:28 AM
Author: Multi-colored Temple Juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27108828)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 2:02 PM
Author: Fragrant Milky Background Story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27109789)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 5:01 PM
Author: odious pearly gunner

How on earth could a processed jimmy dean sausage egg sandwich be healthier than a bagel. Just LOL at equating calories as unhealthy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27104124)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 5:03 PM
Author: primrose flatulent field halford

There is something wrong with this chick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27104137)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:39 PM
Author: Spruce business firm

she's talking about the egg white and turkey sausage ones at costco.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27104709)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:42 PM
Author: Yellow vivacious meetinghouse

is she? really? is she?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27104733)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:44 PM
Author: primrose flatulent field halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27104748)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 2:14 PM
Author: Hairraiser citrine stage

tbf a bagel is pretty shitty, enjoy your 10am snooze after you carbcrash you SHMEERpig

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27109838)



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Date: January 15th, 2015 11:28 PM
Author: idiotic hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27126019)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 5:01 PM
Author: ungodly indecent hell roommate

We serve Jimmy Dean breakfast sandwiches at the homeless shelter. Things are disgusting, but the homeless bros love them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27104127)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 5:03 PM
Author: primrose flatulent field halford

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27104139)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 5:04 PM
Author: ungodly indecent hell roommate

Not kidding, it's the only time I've ever seen one of those things. They have like 400 ingredients listed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27104145)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 5:12 PM
Author: primrose flatulent field halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27104188)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:48 PM
Author: Yellow vivacious meetinghouse

would you fuck her if no one would know and you were horny, yes or no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27104765)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:51 PM
Author: primrose flatulent field halford

Honestly, no.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27104781)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 7:08 PM
Author: cocky feces

I bet she vaccinates the hell out of her kid too. Sheesh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27104854)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 5:04 PM
Author: Sienna Incel



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Date: January 12th, 2015 5:14 PM
Author: thriller orange spot deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27104199)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:43 PM
Author: vigorous maroon indian lodge cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27104737)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 10:24 AM
Author: Racy faggot firefighter pit

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27108807)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 7:56 PM
Author: aromatic cordovan candlestick maker stock car

XO: where bros who volunteer at homeless shelters in their free time come after to nigger thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27111597)



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Date: January 15th, 2015 11:28 PM
Author: idiotic hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27126022)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 8:00 AM
Author: ungodly indecent hell roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27638429)



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Date: September 25th, 2016 2:52 PM
Author: ungodly indecent hell roommate



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Date: May 19th, 2025 6:53 PM
Author: erotic set private investor



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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:19 PM
Author: primrose flatulent field halford

Welp, looks like I stirred the pot a bit when I cut and pasted the ingredients and nutritional info, replied to all, and asked whether we were really taking the position that these things are "healthier" than bagels.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27104586)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:26 PM
Author: primrose flatulent field halford

Here is her reply to me, sent to all:

"As stated your welcome to bring your own stuff but also as stated what has been bought is 250 calories and the Greek yogurt bought is 80 calories so yes the stance is that it IS healthier than the bagels with shmear we have been getting on Fridays!" [sic]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27104623)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:27 PM
Author: Contagious seedy sound barrier theater stage

Is this person an HR drone or your boss? I could not work for someone this retarded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27104630)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:34 PM
Author: primrose flatulent field halford

HR drone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27104674)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 12:20 PM
Author: Adventurous Crimson Native

soo cr use of "shmear" tho, is she of the tribe?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27109350)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 12:24 PM
Author: primrose flatulent field halford

She might be half now that you mention it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27109368)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 2:05 PM
Author: Fragrant Milky Background Story

"your welcome to"

You in shitlaw, bro?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27109803)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 2:44 PM
Author: Drab Low-t Brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27109972)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 2:47 PM
Author: primrose flatulent field halford

ofs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27110000)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:21 PM
Author: clear titillating skinny woman

no way the jews stand for this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27104592)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:23 PM
Author: twinkling galvanic chapel preventive strike

You are a complete FAGGOT if you don't show up and begin eating AT LEAST one of these every friday

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-osrhU6lbc28/VEkX24ilkFI/AAAAAAAAhA4/8kA2eUwlW68/s1600/Carls-Jr-Hardees-Double-Loaded-Omelet-Biscuit.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27104608)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:42 PM
Author: Yellow vivacious meetinghouse

unnngh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27104736)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 7:29 PM
Author: vigorous maroon indian lodge cuckold

that looks fucking disgusting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27104967)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 4:08 AM
Author: Concupiscible hall

cot DAYUM

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27108219)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 5:05 AM
Author: boyish party of the first part

you'd have to pay me to eat one of those. but I'd do it for 5 bucks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27108268)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:26 PM
Author: obsidian wild stain

"If any one does not like these options as always people are welcome to bring and eat whatever they would like."

I like how they have to go out of their way to tell law drones this part.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27104620)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:28 PM
Author: Stimulating blue newt

lol, carbmos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27104632)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 12:37 PM
Author: Painfully honest box office dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27109413)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:28 PM
Author: Light office

why did she not capitalize Jimmy Dean? Is she a poaster?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27104633)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:37 PM
Author: exhilarant brindle lodge

Show up with a dozen bagels, lox, cream cheese, etc. and eat all of them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27104698)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:41 PM
Author: primrose flatulent field halford

It would be funny if I bring something with less calories that is even less healthy than the jimmy dean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27104729)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:44 PM
Author: Purple hairy legs

You can bring 200 calorie donuts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27104745)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:44 PM
Author: primrose flatulent field halford

I am so doing this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27104747)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 10:22 AM
Author: exhilarant brindle lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27108798)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:41 PM
Author: Purple hairy legs

Bring donuts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27104727)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:47 PM
Author: Razzle magenta stag film

Translation: I want to eat sausage biscuits for breakfast, so I am going to pretend they are healthy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27104764)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:49 PM
Author: primrose flatulent field halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27104768)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:51 PM
Author: Razzle magenta stag film

TY bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27104778)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 7:25 PM
Author: sickened giraffe

a bagel w/ cream cheese can't be much more than 300 cals, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27104946)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 7:28 PM
Author: primrose flatulent field halford

Yeah, not sure. Just about every cream cheese option was "lite", too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27104964)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 5:05 AM
Author: boyish party of the first part

it can be

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27108267)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 2:12 PM
Author: Beady-eyed hideous boltzmann

Panera has a particularly helpful page:

https://www.panerabread.com/en-us/menu-categories/bagels-and-spreads.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27109832)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 2:42 PM
Author: Domesticated Curious Jap

600-700 bro. Big NYC bagels run 500+ calories alone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27109965)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 2:48 PM
Author: Drab Low-t Brunch

what about "deluxe" kikebagels with lox, creamcheese, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27110003)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 2:51 PM
Author: Domesticated Curious Jap

I dunno. My standard breakfast is 2 hard boiled eggs, slice of toast with almond butter and coffee. Tons more nutrients and protein than a bagel with 250 fewer calories. Bagels are kind of TTT except got especial occasions or brunch and then it is ok to get cream cheese, smoked salmon etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27110014)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 3:01 PM
Author: Concupiscible hall

I'm officially adding "deluxe kikebagel" to my vocabulary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27110045)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 3:47 AM
Author: ebony naked plaza kitty cat

lol i just spit out my drink. PLEASE bring the donuts and report back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27108154)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 3:49 AM
Author: Insane big orchestra pit

PLEASE do this. Please.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27108160)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 12:13 PM
Author: the penis

lol evil

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27109321)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 10:26 AM
Author: Racy faggot firefighter pit

this is hilarious because it sounds pretty fucking real.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27108818)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 12:17 PM
Author: Brilliant internet-worthy parlor associate

my bro's work used to have a southwestern breakfast day (scrambled eggs w onions green peppers etc and tortillas) and someone complained to get it replaced w granola and yogurt not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27109333)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 2:55 PM
Author: Concupiscible hall

Holy fuck that's retarded, for 2 reasons:

1. Granola has a fuckton of calories, and most manufactured granolas (e.g. Bear Naked) have so much extra crap in them that they end up being unhealthy

2. Yogurt is filled with hormones, lactose, and all kinds of other shit that will make your gut hate you forever

...Eggs and tortillas actually sounds like a pretty healthy way to go.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27110028)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 5:44 PM
Author: Carmine wrinkle crackhouse

bro, yogurt is just fine for white people and probably improves gut health. only asians usually have to fear lactose.

any hormones and antibiotics in cheap yogurt are going to be in cheap eggs too.

tortillas are obviously 180, but fucking lol at them being healthy. massive bombs of calories made entirely of cheap carbs and fat with zero good nutritional content.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27110714)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 12:18 PM
Author: primrose flatulent field halford

100% not flame and I'm bringing a donut to the meeting on friday.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27109341)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 5:34 PM
Author: Insane big orchestra pit

Will you bring enough for everyone and enthuse about this new healthy eating push, lauding the 200 calorie spa food that is Krispy Kreme?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27110664)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 5:55 PM
Author: primrose flatulent field halford

I was just going to bring one and rub it in everyone's face how much healthier my breakfast is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27110780)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 2:05 PM
Author: Irradiated piazza keepsake machete

bagels are stupid ebcause they are like 80 grams of shitcarbs

at least sausage has protein and fat to make you full

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27109802)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 2:19 PM
Author: crawly clown ratface

Bring another brand of sausage biscuits, enough to share, and make a big deal about how much tastier they are than Jimmy Dean® Brand

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27109865)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 2:29 PM
Author: Shimmering infuriating travel guidebook abode

how fat is this dumb woman?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27109908)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 2:45 PM
Author: crystalline locus

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27109984)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 3:11 PM
Author: Diverse Point Ladyboy

Turns spoon upside down, sucks it like a cock, moar SCRAPE SCRAPE SCRAPE.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27110109)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 5:45 PM
Author: Carmine wrinkle crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27110716)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 6:19 PM
Author: primrose flatulent field halford

UPDATE: She is all offended now and just emailed this to me, the office manager and my partner:

"The sandwiches in discussion taken from the jimmy dean website:

[jimmy dean sausage sandwich nutritional info]

Compared to an everything bagel which is a typical bagel eaten in the office

Below numbers taken straight from the Einstein Bagel website.

Nutrition Facts

Everything Bagel

Calories 269

Calories from Fat 17

% Daily Value*

Total Fat 2g 3%

Saturated Fat 0g 0%

Trans Fat 0g

Cholesterol 0mg 0%

Sodium 616mg 26%

Total Carbohydrates 56g 19%

Dietary Fiber 2g 8%

Sugars 5g

Protein 9g

*Percent Daily Values (DV are based on a 2,000 calorie diet.)

Then add in “schmear”

Nutrition Facts

Plain

Calories 150

Calories from Fat 130

% Daily Value*

Total Fat 15g 23%

Saturated Fat 10g 50%

Trans Fat 0g

Cholesterol 45mg 15%

Sodium 140mg 6%

Total Carbohydrates 2g 1%

Dietary Fiber 0g 0%

Sugars 2g

Protein 2g

*Percent Daily Values (DV are based on a 2,000 calorie diet.)

Now do we wish to discuss nutritional values further….

This is an effort to take a step in a different direction. NO one has to eat what is provided and not everyone likes yogurt therefore as a compromise to not completely shutting out the carbs people are used to on Friday mornings the above was seen as a medium.

This is something that was an attempt to be thoughtful and help promote my personal healthy goals as well as other people’s health goals that have been mentioned. It is frustrating that people would make it so difficult to do something caring."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27110920)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 6:23 PM
Author: bipolar church reading party

Bravo 180 flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27110945)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 6:27 PM
Author: primrose flatulent field halford

Not flame, bro. This is 100% real.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27110970)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 8:37 PM
Author: Shimmering infuriating travel guidebook abode

again, I ask: how fat is this woman?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27111928)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 8:39 PM
Author: primrose flatulent field halford

Obese, but I wouldn't say morbidly. Very close.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27111939)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 8:40 PM
Author: Shimmering infuriating travel guidebook abode

...yeah, I really don't know why I even bothered to ask.

are others in the office LJLing at her behind her back?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27111947)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 8:42 PM
Author: primrose flatulent field halford

Yes, everyone is loling at her behind her back. One associate plans on bringing in a box of Krispy Kremes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27111955)



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Date: January 14th, 2015 8:31 AM
Author: Insane big orchestra pit

Just say you fully support a move towards healthier eating, and wanted to help by bringing all of the artificial ingredients in the muffins to her attention.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27114729)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 7:54 PM
Author: Bisexual main people

Agreed with the idea of bringing in boxes of bagels or even 2 gigantic pizzas and just laying them out in the middle of the conference table and just start eating pizza like it's nbd.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27111582)



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Date: January 14th, 2015 8:39 AM
Author: Irradiated piazza keepsake machete

man this sounds like it could've been my old firm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27114734)



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Date: January 15th, 2015 3:08 PM
Author: Insane big orchestra pit

I'm so excited for tomorrow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27123092)



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Date: January 15th, 2015 4:34 PM
Author: primrose flatulent field halford

She was really personally offended lol. I don't have the heart to rub it in now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27123522)



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Date: January 15th, 2015 11:06 PM
Author: primrose flatulent field halford

My boss was acting weird all day and I started getting paranoid I may have crossed some line by offending the jimmy dean girl.

Halfway through the day I asked him if everything was okay because he wasn't his normal self and he just said he was busy.

He came into my office just to shoot the shit at the end of the day and I said I hope I didn't offend Sue by my email.

He said, "What email? You mean about the jimmy dean sandwiches?"

I said, "Yeah," and he goes, "Listen. She's nuts. Did you see what she ate today for lunch? A fried hamburger and french fries. I said, 'What are you eating, Sue? That doesn't look healthy,' and she said, 'It isn't'".

So I don't feel bad anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27125886)



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Date: January 16th, 2015 10:55 AM
Author: Insane big orchestra pit

At least she didn't try to claim that it was healthy for some obscure reason.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27127646)



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Date: January 16th, 2015 9:00 AM
Author: dashing gaped sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27127266)



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Date: January 16th, 2015 1:10 PM
Author: primrose flatulent field halford

UPDATE: I couldn't stay for the meeting because I had court in the morning, but I wanted to pop in and see how breakfast was going.

Thirteen people at the meeting. A big box of jimmy dean sandwiches on the counter, a bag of granola and a bunch of greek yogurt. No one was eating anything except for the maintenance guy who was eating grapes that he brought himself. The vibe was weird if not a little tense. Off to court I went.

So after court I go back to the office and see the box of jimmy dean sandwiches still on the counter. Oh, hey, she actually got the turkey egg white ones. No one was around so I popped one in the microwave because I was hungry.

While I'm standing next to the microwave waiting for my tasty jimmy dean sandwich, guess who walks in? Yep, the jimmy dean girl. She's all, "What are you eating."

I'm all, "Uh, nothing." Then I pull the sandwich out of the microwave and she's standing there with her hand on her hip and this smug as fuck grin on her face.

"You didn't say you were getting the egg white ones." I took a bite, said, "Hey, these are pretty good," and went upstairs to my office.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27128282)



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Date: March 27th, 2015 11:43 AM
Author: primrose flatulent field halford

We had bagels today for the first time since the email. The HR girl was all pissy and didn't eat anything. People were still making their bagels when the meeting started so the HR girl decided to interrupt the partner and suggest he wait until everyone was done with their bagels before starting the meeting. . . .

Since this girl was recently 'demoted' from 2nd-in-command of HR to 3rd-in-command, the partner responded by making her move from the head of the table, where she was sitting, and told the 2nd-in-command HR girl to switch places with her.

It created this awesome awkward silence as the girls switched seats and then the partner carried on as nothing happened.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27564417)



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Date: March 27th, 2015 11:46 AM
Author: Multi-colored Temple Juggernaut

lol, I'm picturing the conference room in TNG with Captain Picard and everyone eating bagels and then he tells Counselor Troi to GTFO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27564436)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 6:26 PM
Author: Irradiated piazza keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27634247)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 6:26 PM
Author: ebony naked plaza kitty cat

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27634241)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 7:48 AM
Author: Exciting forum

This is fucking hilarious but tbh those jimmy dean things are marginally more healthy i think - they are fucking gross tho and do not microwave well. And what, you're supposed to wait in line with everyone from the meeting nuking that crap?

They should serve boiled eggs for the diet mos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27638412)



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Date: March 27th, 2015 11:43 AM
Author: twisted public bath goal in life

Breakfast is 120 flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27564424)



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Date: March 27th, 2015 11:47 AM
Author: Zombie-like Address

It sounds like an attempt to save money by making a Costco trip instead of ordering catering

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27564443)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 7:39 PM
Author: rose trump supporter

*arduously places 2 cubes of butter on bagel*

(basket of butter cubes was emptied from local diner when server wasn't looking and stuffed into pants pocket- 'oy vey,free butter...think of the savings!')

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27634686)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 3:09 PM
Author: ebony naked plaza kitty cat

will this person be at the meeting?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#28668483)



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Date: September 4th, 2015 2:23 AM
Author: primrose flatulent field halford

Yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#28686480)



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Date: September 4th, 2015 2:22 AM
Author: primrose flatulent field halford

Update: will be bagels tomorrow, but will be in court so will miss the meeting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#28686478)



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Date: September 18th, 2015 1:07 AM
Author: primrose flatulent field halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#28782914)



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Date: January 4th, 2018 2:27 PM
Author: crystalline locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#35080526)



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Date: January 4th, 2018 2:39 PM
Author: primrose flatulent field halford

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#35080673)



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Date: May 19th, 2025 6:58 PM
Author: burgundy fluffy range

this thread was made exactly 7 days after my first son was born

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#48945465)