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junior finance associate makes $1.5B error

that's billion, with a B: J.P. Morgan loaned a good chunk...
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  01/23/15
The associate screwed up, but he didn't represent JPMorgan. ...
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  01/23/15
http://www.stblaw.com/our-team/news/mardi-r-merjian "...
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  08/01/15
Sorry, the page you are looking for is not found.
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  06/16/18
http://intracoastalabstract.com/about/bios/
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Damn.
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What's the equivalent ranking of an AA Associate from Univ. ...
Magical pontificating round eye
  01/23/15
White guy from Northeastern would be more fair and accurate.
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Damn. Harsh.
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  01/23/15
and now in litigation, JPM is represented by Kelley Drye
motley sadistic station
  01/23/15
...instead of simpson thacher
motley sadistic station
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They still use Simpson Thacher a fuckton. Simpson and Morgan...
Plum National Partner
  01/23/15
Can't afford decent lawyers anymore, apparently.
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yeah just look how well paying avg partner billing rates of ...
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I said they could afford decent lawyers before, not that the...
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Neither directly nor through its counsel did JPMorgan expres...
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underrated
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grossly underrated post
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Cr. This paragraph alone shows how insane BIGLAW is about fo...
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can someone (who's not a faggot preferably) explain this?
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lulzy email on many levels but basically shows how little va...
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Needs a comma between "Investors" and "should...
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cr. barely readable
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Keep checking those commas!
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Narrator: Indeed, the attorney was missing something.
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With Apologetic Thanks,
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actual legal question: why was JPM unsecured even tho no UCC...
motley sadistic station
  01/23/15
They released.
hairraiser french chef forum
  01/23/15
If they had separately released their security interest, why...
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in what scenarios does being secured but unperfected help at...
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  01/23/15
In all of the scenarios where they're not in bankruptcy cour...
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lol 180 after contemplation
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  01/23/15
lol amazing that this error is going to cost them $1.5 billi...
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  08/01/15
i think in a bankruptcy it's different. http://www.foxrot...
Flushed Floppy Plaza
  01/23/15
Oh snap, read the opinion and they are literally out $1.5 bi...
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  01/23/15
filing the UCC-1 perfects the underlying security interest s...
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lololololol
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  01/23/15
lol, just lol at Claimants holding a claim supported by an u...
motley sadistic station
  01/23/15
(Did NOT take bankruptcy in law school)
Coral prole
  01/23/15
If I were him, I would just blame the paralegal.
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  01/23/15
these deals usually just work themselves out
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Odd case, very interesting
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  01/23/15
so this may be a dumb question, but why can't they just go f...
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  01/23/15
Old GM was in bankruptcy. Once that petition was filed it w...
hairraiser french chef forum
  01/23/15
No one even noticed until GM was in bankruptcy. At that poin...
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  01/23/15
i mean... can't they just say the agreement was a fraud? th...
shivering bull headed deer antler
  01/23/15
It's more like real property. This shit has to work, just l...
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  01/23/15
did he offer to resign
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Chances that the partner who signed off on it has spent coun...
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Those lectures are how he says "looks fine".
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  01/23/15
I don't blame that guy. I can't think of a single partner at...
Appetizing mint pistol keepsake machete
  01/23/15
That being said, they were releasing GM from debt obligation...
hairraiser french chef forum
  01/23/15
TCQ: How much time did the partner bill out as reviewing thi...
Disturbing Mind-boggling Rehab
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would be interested in finding out about this
ultramarine filthpig
  01/23/15
I guess the partner should have noticed it because I'm not s...
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  01/23/15
So this is a pretty clear cut malpractice case? Is STB done...
hairraiser french chef forum
  01/23/15
Wut r u talking about? Mayer brown is a conservahero in this...
Appetizing mint pistol keepsake machete
  01/23/15
Edited. But TBF, even the Second Circuit is like Mayer Brow...
hairraiser french chef forum
  01/23/15
Did JPM Fire the fuck out of STB?
Appetizing mint pistol keepsake machete
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According to Dan Rather: What this means is that, althou...
hairraiser french chef forum
  01/23/15
LJL - how the mighty have fallen. Dan rather now writing abo...
Coral prole
  01/23/15
LOL at a bank keeping the whole loan on its books.
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  07/31/15
lulz
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Is this the HERO Associate WHO PULLED ONE OVER evil STB part...
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  01/23/15
Guess race
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lol
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The TRUE fuckup was on the part of the Simpson Thatcher lawy...
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no wai... seriously? you can't make this shit up
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  01/23/15
BUT WHY ARE BIGLAW FIRMS SO DEVOID OF DIVERSITY?
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god dammit this is NOT GOOD NEWS bro... why couldn't it be s...
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Earlier opinion making the associate and partner defined ter...
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Is this the dastardly partner fooled by the associates "...
hairraiser french chef forum
  01/23/15
I'm reading the bankruptcy court opinion now and the STB guy...
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holy shit LOL @ this "profession"
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if you really want to feel like crap about the profession re...
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Why did he not pay attention to details?
hairraiser french chef forum
  01/23/15
I'm no UCC expert but if all that was attached with respect ...
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STB would have had copies of the underlying UCC1s. This guy ...
Appetizing mint pistol keepsake machete
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In fairness, this is October 2008. Everyone involved with t...
hairraiser french chef forum
  01/23/15
I don't know man. I really don't think that an investigatio...
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It is paralegal work and two paralegals played their role.
hairraiser french chef forum
  01/23/15
if it's paralegal work, then what the fuck are the attorneys...
ultramarine filthpig
  01/23/15
I disagree. The very basic of diligence in reviewing UCC-3s...
Appetizing mint pistol keepsake machete
  01/23/15
see my edit. I didn't realize how big STB's role was in thi...
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guess race
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  01/24/15
The last page of this PDF, Ex. 5 is ONE WRONG MOVE http:/...
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  01/23/15
If this were in Asia the associate and partner would honor k...
galvanic turquoise really tough guy
  01/23/15
No doubt. What's crazy about this one is that the courts ar...
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Yeah it's cuz third party rights are involved here man. That...
galvanic turquoise really tough guy
  01/23/15
well at least the bankruptcy court tried to help the bros ou...
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Why the fuck wouldn't they pursue it?
Diverse offensive pit mental disorder
  01/23/15
because they settled it? Believe it or not this can happen.
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yeah man, the unsecured creditors should have just held thei...
outnumbered ratface market
  01/23/15
thought the committee lost at the bankruptcy court level?
Lemon tank
  02/13/15
They did. You think they should have given up?
hairraiser french chef forum
  02/13/15
i think 9 times out of 10 the committee settles after an adv...
Lemon tank
  02/13/15
are you retarded?
ultramarine filthpig
  01/23/15
No I don't think so. As I said a couple of posts above, i t...
Lemon tank
  02/13/15
Do you even litigate?
Diverse offensive pit mental disorder
  01/23/15
nah i'm tranny. did a tour through bk-related stuff in '08-...
Lemon tank
  02/13/15
"Ruling over it"
hairraiser french chef forum
  01/23/15
PSA: if this were the banker for GM instead of their lawyer,...
Brass godawful nursing home nowag
  01/23/15
Old GM. Company only exists so its assets can be distribute...
hairraiser french chef forum
  01/23/15
No one at General Motors, Mayer Brown, JPMorgan, or its coun...
Jade Potus
  01/23/15
It's basically a typo. One extra piece of paper with the wr...
hairraiser french chef forum
  01/23/15
It may have started out as a typo, but someone on GM's side ...
Jade Potus
  01/23/15
Wait, you mean when GM filed for the largest bankruptcy in h...
hairraiser french chef forum
  01/23/15
$1.5 billion does not just fall out of the air into someone'...
Jade Potus
  01/23/15
Right, it didn't. GM didn't stop paying the loan syndicate.
hairraiser french chef forum
  01/23/15
STB partner press conference scheduled for 11:15 EST.
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lol
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Be interested to know how much was billed by Simpson Thatche...
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  01/23/15
Mr. Simpson Thatcher still handsome.
titillating yarmulke
  01/23/15
I also would note that the STB partner's response is very ty...
Appetizing mint pistol keepsake machete
  01/23/15
God I love Biglaw
Coral prole
  01/23/15
The epitome of biglaw.
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  01/24/15
Didn't JP Morgan get the 1.5BB back. Did the bankruptcy cour...
titillating yarmulke
  01/23/15
yeah they got paid off on the term loan with the DIP loan
Appetizing mint pistol keepsake machete
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I bet the creditor's lawyer who first discovered this still ...
Comical Half-breed
  01/23/15
As well he should
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anyone know what firm represented the creditor's committee?
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  07/31/15
lol
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This is all the product of a professional culture in MFH BIG...
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I'm sure he knew what he was doing (he was a third year).......
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people keep saying the MBB guy fucked up, but was it really ...
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  01/23/15
stop acting like this ppl like u make cpa mkts hell
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I don't really do cap markets, but this is how I've been tra...
Sick box office ceo
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totally diff than what happened here tho
bistre personal credit line
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180^180. Pretty amusing to read the posts of these naive ch...
Jade Potus
  01/23/15
That's actually unethical.
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  08/01/15
bank finance work is the most pedantic practice. this is ...
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  01/23/15
this does shed some light on lenders' counsel being "th...
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fuck i HATE HATE HATE dealing with lender's counsel on any t...
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LOL at transactional attorneys. Just LOL. The litigators ...
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further proof that lawyers are TTT compared to elite finance...
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Elite finance bros just causing massive economic calamity.
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  01/23/15
And making out like bandits in the process
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*transactional lawyers
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  01/23/15
*trannies
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i kinda think this proves the worth of lawyers. like if you...
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counterintuitive and holistic
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  01/23/15
Can someone give me the tl;dr summary.
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transactional lawyers are dumber on average than litigators,...
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(Shittigator)
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Litigators are probably orders of magnitude less likely to m...
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Credit lawyers are supposed to be anal about ucc filings. T...
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Don't go around writing "CW Mining Company" or &qu...
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you need the periods or the search tool doesn't work
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Diversity is are strengf
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  01/23/15
This does show that lawyers PWN doctors. A doctor can kill a...
Plum National Partner
  01/23/15
Where do lawyers stand in comparison to Putin?
Jade Potus
  01/23/15
Putin is a lawyer.
Plum National Partner
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Why is everyone ITT writing "Simpson Thatcher"?
khaki quadroon field
  01/23/15
Simpson is the lawyer, Thatcher makes the roofs.
hairraiser french chef forum
  01/23/15
Subtle neg for a firm with NO UCC CREDIBILITY.
hairraiser french chef forum
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i have NO CONFIDENCE in your UCC SKILLS
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i always find it a little weird in a dorm-room stoner way th...
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But they did do the thing they didn't mean to do. It was do...
hairraiser french chef forum
  01/23/15
right, but we could all just agree to pretend that they didn...
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  01/24/15
disagree. it's more like theyre hand slipped when writing a ...
motley sadistic station
  01/24/15
lol. people actually do this shit for a living? jfc.
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This is typical tranny law breh
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how can anyone enjoy this type of work?
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it affords them a room in a converted 1br in mfh, bro.
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  11/27/17
All big law work is this or something similarly mind numbing
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It's not so much work as it is a rent seeking ponzi scheme u...
Coral prole
  02/03/15
what do YOU do for work?
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"Nice job on the documents. Thanks." LJL
motley sadistic station
  02/13/15
Isn't this a clear case for reformation?
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reformation of what you dumb fucking idiot
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LOL this still cracks me up. *files release* *argues rel...
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still lol-worthy
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Lol
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So how did this play out?
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puce aphrodisiac resort indirect expression
  11/27/17
Litigation is still ongoing...Ask again in about 5 years.
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Lol
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Sup
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motley sadistic station
  12/21/17
I think about this a lot
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I love this thread.
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  06/17/18
Partner got a new job: https://www.linkedin.com/in/mardi-r-m...
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  06/17/18
cool
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  08/02/18
This is my favorite thread
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  08/02/18
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motley sadistic station
  11/13/18
what about the associate?
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Date: January 23rd, 2015 3:58 AM
Author: bisexual garrison

that's billion, with a B:

J.P. Morgan loaned a good chunk of cash to General Motors as part of a $300 million synthetic loan. It also, in a completely unrelated agreement, joined other lenders in loaning GM $1.5 billion. When GM paid off the first loan, it prepared documents to release J.P. Morgan’s interest in GM property used to secure the $300 million. And that’s when this happened, according to the Second Circuit’s opinion:

"A Mayer Brown partner assigned the work to an associate and instructed him to prepare a closing checklist and drafts of the documents required to pay off the Synthetic Lease and to terminate the lenders’ security interests in General Motors’ property relating to the Synthetic Lease. One of the steps required to unwind the Synthetic Lease was to create a list of security interests held by General Motors’ lenders that would need to be terminated. To prepare the list, the Mayer Brown associate asked a paralegal who was unfamiliar with the transaction or the purpose of the request to perform a search for UCC‐1 financing statements that had been recorded against General Motors in Delaware."

"The paralegal’s search identified three UCC‐1s, numbered 2092532 5, 2092526 7, and 6416808 4. Neither the paralegal nor the associate realized that only the first two of the UCC‐1s were related to the Synthetic Lease. The third, UCC‐1 number 6416808 4, related instead to the Term Loan."

So you see where this is going. The associate and the partner accepted the paralegal’s search, because it’s hard to doublecheck three whole items, and prepared a UCC-3 statement releasing the interest securing the $1.5 billion loan too, which is going to become a thing when GM goes bankrupt and J.P. Morgan is told it’s just another schlub in the unsecured line.

So it looks like Mayer Brown screwed up here. But didn’t anyone else look at these documents? Why yes they did!

No one at General Motors, Mayer Brown, JPMorgan, or its counsel, Simpson Thacher & Bartlett LLP, noticed the error, even though copies of the Closing Checklist and draft UCC‐3 termination statements were sent to individuals at each organization for review.

http://abovethelaw.com/2015/01/mayer-brown-simpson-thacher-make-epic-screwup/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27169662)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 9:21 AM
Author: hairraiser french chef forum

The associate screwed up, but he didn't represent JPMorgan. A Simpson Partner did and approved the paper.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27170023)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 1:15 AM
Author: puce aphrodisiac resort indirect expression

http://www.stblaw.com/our-team/news/mardi-r-merjian

"Ryan Nice job on the documents."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#28454788)



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Date: June 16th, 2018 7:55 AM
Author: pale fanboi idiot

Sorry, the page you are looking for is not found.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#36255361)



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Date: August 23rd, 2019 10:40 PM
Author: excitant maize site

http://intracoastalabstract.com/about/bios/

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Date: August 23rd, 2019 10:48 PM
Author: Bossy stock car legend

Damn.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#38733828)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 1:01 PM
Author: Magical pontificating round eye

What's the equivalent ranking of an AA Associate from Univ. of Chicago?

Like a white dude from Brooklyn Law?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27171141)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 1:16 PM
Author: excitant maize site

White guy from Northeastern would be more fair and accurate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27171252)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 4:36 PM
Author: insecure boistinker

Damn. Harsh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27172762)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 5:49 AM
Author: motley sadistic station

and now in litigation, JPM is represented by Kelley Drye

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27169819)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 6:00 AM
Author: motley sadistic station

...instead of simpson thacher

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27169827)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 7:23 PM
Author: Plum National Partner

They still use Simpson Thacher a fuckton. Simpson and Morgan Lewis are probably their most go-to firms.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27173685)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 8:14 AM
Author: hairless piazza hunting ground

Can't afford decent lawyers anymore, apparently.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27169914)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 4:07 PM
Author: outnumbered ratface market

yeah just look how well paying avg partner billing rates of $1,100/hr at Simpson did for them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27172537)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 4:35 PM
Author: ultramarine filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27172756)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 4:47 PM
Author: hairless piazza hunting ground

I said they could afford decent lawyers before, not that they had them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27172812)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 6:01 AM
Author: motley sadistic station

Neither directly nor through its counsel did JPMorgan express any concerns about the draft UCC–3 termination statements or about the Closing Checklist. A Simpson Thacher attorney responded simply as follows: “Nice job on the documents. My only comment, unless I am missing something, is that all references to JPMorgan Chase Bank, as Administrative Agent for the Investors should not include the reference ‘for the Investors.’ “ J.A. 921.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27169828)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 8:14 AM
Author: Slippery Talented Set Depressive

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27169912)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 8:42 AM
Author: bistre personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27169942)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 9:50 AM
Author: Coral prole

Lolz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27170062)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 8:33 PM
Author: Fragrant mustard codepig

grossly underrated post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27174135)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 8:38 PM
Author: galvanic turquoise really tough guy

Cr. This paragraph alone shows how insane BIGLAW is about form over substance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27174162)



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Date: January 24th, 2015 12:30 AM
Author: idiotic scarlet gay wizard crotch

can someone (who's not a faggot preferably) explain this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27175592)



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Date: January 24th, 2015 12:41 AM
Author: motley sadistic station

lulzy email on many levels but basically shows how little value even a preftigious attorney at top 10 firm adds for his client. ergo lol at are shit profession

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27175630)



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Date: July 7th, 2017 6:38 PM
Author: Pea-brained blood rage church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#33725039)



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Date: July 31st, 2015 9:23 PM
Author: bisexual garrison

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#28453218)



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Date: July 31st, 2015 10:17 PM
Author: motley sadistic station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#28453538)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 8:37 AM
Author: abusive school azn

Needs a comma between "Investors" and "should."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#28455475)



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Date: October 2nd, 2015 10:25 PM
Author: motley sadistic station

cr. barely readable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#28887900)



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Date: August 8th, 2021 7:48 PM
Author: crimson stead

Keep checking those commas!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#42917529)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 3:08 PM
Author: hairraiser french chef forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#28457078)



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Date: October 2nd, 2015 10:20 PM
Author: hairraiser french chef forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#28887862)



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Date: September 2nd, 2016 10:07 AM
Author: Lake balding boltzmann jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#31320771)



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Date: October 4th, 2016 11:30 AM
Author: motley sadistic station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#31554374)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 11:26 PM
Author: bisexual garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#34430437)



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Date: November 6th, 2017 6:41 PM
Author: motley sadistic station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#34619860)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 11:31 AM
Author: silver vivacious puppy office

almost three years later and i still shudder at this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#34780960)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 12:29 PM
Author: costumed arousing stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#34781336)



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Date: June 16th, 2018 7:39 AM
Author: pearly exhilarant base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#36255345)



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Date: June 16th, 2018 8:11 AM
Author: Disturbing Mind-boggling Rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#36255388)



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Date: June 17th, 2018 10:55 AM
Author: Lake balding boltzmann jewess

Narrator: Indeed, the attorney was missing something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#36259759)



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Date: June 17th, 2018 11:51 AM
Author: Bossy stock car legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#36259986)



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Date: August 23rd, 2019 8:20 PM
Author: motley sadistic station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#38733318)



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Date: August 23rd, 2019 10:54 PM
Author: ivory jet-lagged persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#38733861)



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Date: March 23rd, 2020 4:54 PM
Author: hairraiser french chef forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#39844696)



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Date: February 27th, 2019 11:39 PM
Author: motley sadistic station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#37854952)



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Date: February 27th, 2019 11:44 PM
Author: Ebony Effete Dopamine Whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#37854966)



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Date: May 1st, 2020 9:39 AM
Author: motley sadistic station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#40128268)



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Date: December 25th, 2021 3:50 PM
Author: motley sadistic station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#43674416)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 6:08 AM
Author: Razzle boiling water

"I'm sorry. I will not make this mistake in the future. Thanks. Sorry again.

Thanks/Sorry,

Junior Associate"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27169836)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 6:15 AM
Author: bistre personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27169842)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 8:15 AM
Author: vibrant house-broken theater son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27169916)



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Date: July 31st, 2015 9:36 PM
Author: puce aphrodisiac resort indirect expression

With Apologetic Thanks,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#28453287)



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Date: June 17th, 2018 12:20 PM
Author: Lake balding boltzmann jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#36260064)



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Date: July 7th, 2017 6:29 PM
Author: Big henna hospital gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#33724975)



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Date: December 27th, 2021 2:27 AM
Author: stirring patrolman university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#43681465)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 6:13 AM
Author: motley sadistic station

actual legal question: why was JPM unsecured even tho no UCC was effective? i thought security interest is created by the underlying agreement and the financing statment only helps give u priority over other creditors who claim a security interest in the same property

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27169841)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 6:17 AM
Author: hairraiser french chef forum

They released.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27169846)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 8:07 AM
Author: Shaky wrinkle

If they had separately released their security interest, why do you think it would be a big deal that some shithead junior associate accidentally filed a termination statement?

I think the real answer is that under 544(a) of the Bankruptcy Code the bankruptcy trustee has avoidance powers and the priority of a hypothetical lien creditor. Lien creditors > unperfected security interests, therefore JPM become unsecured creditors in bankruptcy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27169902)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 8:13 AM
Author: Flushed Floppy Plaza

in what scenarios does being secured but unperfected help at all ?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27169910)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 8:36 AM
Author: Shaky wrinkle

In all of the scenarios where they're not in bankruptcy court and no one has a competing perfected security interest in the same collateral.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27169934)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 8:37 PM
Author: Curious stage chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27174160)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 10:03 PM
Author: hairraiser french chef forum

lol 180 after contemplation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27174699)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 5:15 PM
Author: bisexual garrison

lol amazing that this error is going to cost them $1.5 billion, when nearly all other errors of the same type are benign.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#28457758)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 8:03 AM
Author: Flushed Floppy Plaza

i think in a bankruptcy it's different.

http://www.foxrothschild.com/newspubs/newspubsArticle.aspx?id=4294970829

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27169901)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 8:56 AM
Author: hairraiser french chef forum

Oh snap, read the opinion and they are literally out $1.5 billion unless new GM decides to just make good on debts old GM no longer owes, which would probably be an egregious violation of their duty to shareholders.

The reason it matters is because they were unsecured against old GM in bankruptcy where priority matters and all the other creditors said fuck that they can't just ignore the paper they filed, law is the law. They didn't find the error until it was too late. So the bankruptcy court has to take what JPMorgan was going to get based on the $1.5 and give it to the other creditors.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27169963)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 9:02 AM
Author: irradiated vermilion senate preventive strike

filing the UCC-1 perfects the underlying security interest so when they terminated the UCC-1 the security interest was no longer perfected. Claimants holding a claim supported by an unperfected security interest are given the same priority as unsecured creditors under the bankruptcy code.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27169981)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 4:38 PM
Author: ultramarine filthpig

lololololol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27172780)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 5:14 PM
Author: motley sadistic station

lol, just lol at Claimants holding a claim supported by an unperfected security interest

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27172996)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 5:06 PM
Author: Coral prole

(Did NOT take bankruptcy in law school)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27172948)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 8:38 AM
Author: aquamarine roast beef den

If I were him, I would just blame the paralegal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27169935)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 8:46 AM
Author: Heady Bonkers Coffee Pot Goyim

these deals usually just work themselves out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27169950)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 8:48 AM
Author: Glassy geriatric cumskin

Odd case, very interesting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27169953)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 8:53 AM
Author: shivering bull headed deer antler

so this may be a dumb question, but why can't they just go fix the error and say it was a clerical error or something? nothing is ever non-fixable.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27169959)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 8:57 AM
Author: hairraiser french chef forum

Old GM was in bankruptcy. Once that petition was filed it was unfixable, per the Second Circuit.

They didn't notice until 2000 other lawyers noticed first.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27169969)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 9:01 AM
Author: Appetizing mint pistol keepsake machete

No one even noticed until GM was in bankruptcy. At that point you can't fix shit like this. This whole story is just evidence no one in big law gives a shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27169975)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 10:50 AM
Author: shivering bull headed deer antler

i mean... can't they just say the agreement was a fraud? then either cancel it or reinterpret it? if this were a contract where someone left a typo in where they agreed to let you rape the wives of all of the board members and shareholders, then it could be fixed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27170296)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 4:01 PM
Author: hairraiser french chef forum

It's more like real property. This shit has to work, just like recording blackacre has to work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27172506)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 8:58 AM
Author: Know-it-all public bath cuckold

did he offer to resign

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27169970)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 9:01 AM
Author: bistre personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27169974)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 9:05 AM
Author: Slippery Talented Set Depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27169992)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 9:52 AM
Author: Coral prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27170064)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 4:38 PM
Author: Very Tactful Pearl Area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27172777)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 6:08 PM
Author: Tan juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27173258)



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Date: February 13th, 2015 10:06 AM
Author: hairraiser french chef forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27306559)



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Date: February 27th, 2019 11:46 PM
Author: garnet brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#37854978)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 9:02 AM
Author: Aromatic incel

Chances that the partner who signed off on it has spent countless hours in the past berating associates and lecturing them about "attention to detail"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27169983)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 9:04 AM
Author: hairraiser french chef forum

Those lectures are how he says "looks fine".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27169987)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 9:06 AM
Author: Appetizing mint pistol keepsake machete

I don't blame that guy. I can't think of a single partner at my firm who would have actually carefully reviewed UCC filings. He probably should have had some junior do it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27169995)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 9:13 AM
Author: hairraiser french chef forum

That being said, they were releasing GM from debt obligations in October 2008. GM was in bankruptcy 9 months later and everyone saw it coming.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27170010)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 9:14 AM
Author: Disturbing Mind-boggling Rehab

TCQ: How much time did the partner bill out as reviewing this UCC statement? If he's lucky, he just lumped his time into something vague about the overall transaction. If he's unlucky, he has something like "Supervised review and revision of UCC filing pertaining to release of security interest (3.2)," in which case his padding is going to come back to bite him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27170011)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 4:41 PM
Author: ultramarine filthpig

would be interested in finding out about this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27172793)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 9:16 AM
Author: irradiated vermilion senate preventive strike

I guess the partner should have noticed it because I'm not sure why there'd be two UCC-1s being terminated in Delaware if there was only one credit facility being taken out. People always tell nightmare stories about UCC fuck ups too, so these firms really should have had some system in place to triple check UCC terminations in any transaction so this kind of thing can't happen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27170016)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 9:07 AM
Author: hairraiser french chef forum

So this is a pretty clear cut malpractice case? Is STB done here or will their carrier handle the defense?

They're fucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27169998)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 9:09 AM
Author: Appetizing mint pistol keepsake machete

Wut r u talking about? Mayer brown is a conservahero in this case - saved their client from 1.5 billion liability to JPM. Simpson Thacher is the true TTT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27170004)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 9:10 AM
Author: hairraiser french chef forum

Edited. But TBF, even the Second Circuit is like Mayer Brown fucked up too. And they didn't save their client any $, since old GM is still done here. The creditors committee is just like, god bless those guys. But yeah, Simpson is probably V20 now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27170008)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 9:13 AM
Author: Appetizing mint pistol keepsake machete

Did JPM Fire the fuck out of STB?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27170009)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 9:15 AM
Author: hairraiser french chef forum

According to Dan Rather:

What this means is that, although JP Morgan is saying otherwise, the esteemed bank and the group of investors it led could be out well over a billion dollars. But this is about much more than a big bank losing big money. This is about how the bank's lawyers may have made one grandiose oversight. Because although it was a different law firm that made the initial mistake, it was Simpson Thacher who signed off on it representing their client JP Morgan ("Nice job on the documents," one Simpson Thacher lawyer wrote). And in the world of legal malpractice, who is representing whom means everything.

Founded in 1884, Simpson Thacher & Bartlett is one of New York's famed "white-shoe" firms, with a client list that reads like a who's-who of the world's most important businesses. But now this firm is in a whale of a mess and could be in the position of shutting its doors for good. That's because when a lawyer's mistake leads to his client losing money, the client can sue, and in theory, every dollar of that loss comes out of the lawyer's pocket. There is no doubt among the experts we spoke to that despite Simpson's healthy profits, a $1.5 billion judgment against it could cause the firm to shut down, fire its lawyers and liquidate its assets.

That probably won't happen; law firms have malpractice insurance, and it's not in JP Morgan's interest to shut down Simpson Thacher. Plus, the fact that this case has been pending for a long time (our earliest documents date from March, 2010) means JP Morgan, the other creditors, and the government are probably working behind the scenes to negotiate a deal. Besides, when we talked to malpractice experts Bennett Wasserman and Krishna Shah, of the law firm Davis Saperstein & Salomon, they pointed out that recent case-law lets lawyers who make mistakes reduce their liability if their client has a lot of in-house lawyers reviewing everything. Few companies have more lawyers in-house than JP Morgan -- although at this point it's unclear to what degree JP Morgan's own lawyers signed off on Simpson Thacher's oversight. Still, the details as we have them don't look good for the law firm, even though nobody thinks that there is any fraud involved, just an honest mistake.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/dan-rather/jp-morgan-15-billion_b_888016.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27170014)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 5:07 PM
Author: Coral prole

LJL - how the mighty have fallen. Dan rather now writing about Biglaw fuckups on huffpo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27172955)



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Date: July 31st, 2015 9:44 PM
Author: indecent dilemma circlehead

LOL at a bank keeping the whole loan on its books.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#28453333)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 9:15 AM
Author: Pink thirsty mad cow disease

lulz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27170013)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 9:20 AM
Author: hairraiser french chef forum

Is this the HERO Associate WHO PULLED ONE OVER evil STB partner:

http://www.pircher.com/attorneys-Ryan-Green.html

See second item: http://blog.bluestonelawfirm.com/cat-legal-malpractice-news.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27170020)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 9:22 AM
Author: hairless piazza hunting ground

Guess race

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27170028)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 10:24 AM
Author: Pink thirsty mad cow disease

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27170175)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 5:41 PM
Author: nubile weed whacker stain

The TRUE fuckup was on the part of the Simpson Thatcher lawyer who didn't catch this mistake. Guess HIS race is the real question.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#28457947)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 1:50 PM
Author: Talking claret community account

no wai... seriously? you can't make this shit up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27171508)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 4:50 PM
Author: ultramarine filthpig

BUT WHY ARE BIGLAW FIRMS SO DEVOID OF DIVERSITY?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27172831)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 5:31 PM
Author: Talking claret community account

god dammit this is NOT GOOD NEWS bro... why couldn't it be some random SUPER STUDY AZN GIRL!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27173090)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 5:08 PM
Author: Coral prole

That's Chicago bulls pg derrick rose

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27172957)



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Date: July 31st, 2015 9:39 PM
Author: indecent dilemma circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#28453305)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 9:24 AM
Author: hairraiser french chef forum

Earlier opinion making the associate and partner defined terms:

In an email dated September 30, 2008, a GM representative informed Robert Gordon (“Gordon”), a real estate partner at Mayer Brown, GM’s counsel, who was then responsible for the Synthetic Lease, that GM planned to repay the amount due under the Synthetic Lease. GM requested that Mayer Brown “prepare the documents necessary for [JPMorgan and the Lenders] to be paid off for the obligations on that synthetic lease and to release their interest in those properties.”15 Gordon assigned this work to Ryan Green (“Green”), a Mayer Brown real estate associate. Green was to draft the documents necessary for “the termination and payoff of the synthetic lease.”16 Gordon also asked Green to “put together [a] checklist draft”—referring to a checklist of the required documents for the release and transfer of the Synthetic Lease Properties, including “an initial draft of a brief checklist of required documents for the release and transfer.”

...

The three UCC-1 filing numbers listed on the Synthetic Lease Closing Checklist were derived from a UCC search Green had requested that a Mayer Brown paralegal, Michael Perlowski, perform.

....

Green had concluded his October 15 email with a line “Please contact me with any questions or comments you may have.” On Friday, October 17, 2008, Simpson Thacher’s Merjian responded, also by email, stating “Nice job on the documents” before continuing with “[m]y only comment,” and going on to state what that comment (which did not relate to the UCC-3s) was.35

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27170031)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 9:27 AM
Author: hairraiser french chef forum

Is this the dastardly partner fooled by the associates "thank" e-mail: http://www.stblaw.com/our-team/news/mardi-r-merjian

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27170034)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 9:31 AM
Author: irradiated vermilion senate preventive strike

I'm reading the bankruptcy court opinion now and the STB guy got screwed:

The subject line of Green’s e-mail enclosing the draft documents was “GM/JPMorgan Chase - Synthetic Lease (Auto Facilities Real Estate Trust 2001-1)”; the documents attached to Green’s email included nearly a hundred pages of draft documents, including ten draft UCC-3 termination statements. But Green did not attach copies of any of the UCC-1 initial financing statements whose file numbers corresponded to the file numbers referenced on the ten draft UCC-3s that were circulated. Nor, once again, did anything in Green’s email or enclosures mention the words “Term Loan.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27170040)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 9:34 AM
Author: bistre personal credit line

holy shit

LOL @ this "profession"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27170041)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 9:38 AM
Author: irradiated vermilion senate preventive strike

if you really want to feel like crap about the profession read the opinion itself, especially where it walks through the transaction that lead to this (starting on page 6). In fact any aspiring corporate attorney should read a detailed account of the scholarly gymnastics that corporate associates are fortunate enough to deal with on a daily basis: http://www.nysb.uscourts.gov/sites/default/files/opinions/233503_71_opinion.pdf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27170046)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 9:57 AM
Author: hairraiser french chef forum

Why did he not pay attention to details?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27170073)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 10:11 AM
Author: irradiated vermilion senate preventive strike

I'm no UCC expert but if all that was attached with respect to the UCCs were the UCC 3s themselves and not the underlying UCC-1s that were being terminated, I don't think he'd have any way of knowing that one of UCC-3s was terminating the wrong security interest. The UCCs themselves often don't reference specific deal documents, just the name of the secured party, debtor and reference number for the corresponding UCC-1. so what was he supposed to do, say nice job, assuming everything you have on here is right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27170126)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 10:18 AM
Author: Appetizing mint pistol keepsake machete

STB would have had copies of the underlying UCC1s. This guy is just a lazy pos partner

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27170151)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 10:21 AM
Author: hairraiser french chef forum

In fairness, this is October 2008. Everyone involved with this stuff was pulling allnighters. He did make a mistake by not forcing an associate to check everything but the context is missing from the opinions.

These lawyers were literally trying to save their clients asses as the world collapsed. Some failed, but JPMorgan would still have become JPMorganChase.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27170168)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 10:30 AM
Author: irradiated vermilion senate preventive strike

I don't know man. I really don't think that an investigation into the underlying UCCs is something anyone would have typically done in these circumstances. I'm guessing they will now though.

EDIT: Oh wait nevermind. For some reason I thought Mayer Brown was also representing JPM and STB was basically just signing off that they'd hit the appropriate docs in the closing checklist. Holy jesus how did STB let his happen. That's a huge mistake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27170204)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 10:33 AM
Author: hairraiser french chef forum

It is paralegal work and two paralegals played their role.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27170219)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 4:55 PM
Author: ultramarine filthpig

if it's paralegal work, then what the fuck are the attorneys doing with their time? are they literally billing 8.4 and fingering for clitdicks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27172864)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 10:36 AM
Author: Appetizing mint pistol keepsake machete

I disagree. The very basic of diligence in reviewing UCC-3s is determining if the original file number listed on the UCC-3 is correct. It's clear he just didn't even look at them (and again, to halford's point, maybe he was just too busy to)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27170230)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 10:37 AM
Author: irradiated vermilion senate preventive strike

see my edit. I didn't realize how big STB's role was in this. That's 100% on them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27170238)



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Date: January 24th, 2015 1:06 AM
Author: wonderful location

guess race

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27175724)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 9:29 AM
Author: hairraiser french chef forum

The last page of this PDF, Ex. 5 is ONE WRONG MOVE

http://www.nysb.uscourts.gov/sites/default/files/opinions/233503_71_opinion.pdf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27170038)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 9:44 AM
Author: galvanic turquoise really tough guy

If this were in Asia the associate and partner would honor kill themselves. But seriously I feel bad for them. Anyone in law knows this could easily be them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27170057)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 9:52 AM
Author: irradiated vermilion senate preventive strike

No doubt. What's crazy about this one is that the courts are actually going to enforce the fuck up. I remember similar big time screw ups in the past but usually they don't actually stick it to the firm and client. Like there was that Cleary associate who mistakenly included a whole bunch of assets on an exhibit to the Lehman/Barclays APA that weren't supposed to be there. He just screwed up using excel but the result would have been a liability in the 8 or 9 figure range for Barclays. The court didn't make them honor the terms of that agreement though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27170066)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 10:27 AM
Author: galvanic turquoise really tough guy

Yeah it's cuz third party rights are involved here man. That's when ur done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27170188)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 10:32 AM
Author: irradiated vermilion senate preventive strike

well at least the bankruptcy court tried to help the bros out by ruling over it. i have to think the STB and Mayer Brown partners would very much like to punch the creditors committee attorneys in their faces at their first opportunity for pursuing it successfully all the way to 2nd cir.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27170213)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 10:36 AM
Author: Diverse offensive pit mental disorder

Why the fuck wouldn't they pursue it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27170234)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 10:42 AM
Author: irradiated vermilion senate preventive strike

because they settled it? Believe it or not this can happen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27170267)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 4:31 PM
Author: outnumbered ratface market

yeah man, the unsecured creditors should have just held their dicks to the tune of $1.5 billion in order to be good bros to some jew faggot at STB.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27172724)



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Date: February 13th, 2015 10:18 AM
Author: Lemon tank

thought the committee lost at the bankruptcy court level?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27306593)



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Date: February 13th, 2015 10:26 AM
Author: hairraiser french chef forum

They did. You think they should have given up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27306616)



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Date: February 13th, 2015 10:41 AM
Author: Lemon tank

i think 9 times out of 10 the committee settles after an adverse ruling from the bk court.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27306675)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 4:57 PM
Author: ultramarine filthpig

are you retarded?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27172877)



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Date: February 13th, 2015 10:22 AM
Author: Lemon tank

No I don't think so. As I said a couple of posts above, i think the committee initially lost their argument right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27306605)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 7:12 PM
Author: Diverse offensive pit mental disorder

Do you even litigate?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27173602)



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Date: February 13th, 2015 10:44 AM
Author: Lemon tank

nah i'm tranny. did a tour through bk-related stuff in '08-'09 though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27306685)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 7:13 PM
Author: hairraiser french chef forum

"Ruling over it"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27173610)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 9:54 AM
Author: Brass godawful nursing home nowag

PSA: if this were the banker for GM instead of their lawyer, he would get a ticker tape parade and lavish closing gifts for inadvertently getting his client a 1.5b unsecured loan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27170068)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 9:59 AM
Author: hairraiser french chef forum

Old GM. Company only exists so its assets can be distributed. The creditors are happy though.

Edit: technically you said "banker of GM" so my bad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27170079)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 10:19 AM
Author: Jade Potus

No one at General Motors, Mayer Brown, JPMorgan, or its counsel, Simpson Thacher & Bartlett LLP, noticed the error, even though copies of the Closing Checklist and draft UCC‐3 termination statements were sent to individuals at each organization for review.

Lol. Someone at GM or its law firm noticed this. Cui bono?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27170155)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 10:22 AM
Author: hairraiser french chef forum

It's basically a typo. One extra piece of paper with the wrong numbers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27170171)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 10:27 AM
Author: Jade Potus

It may have started out as a typo, but someone on GM's side noticed it at some point and took the opportunity to say nothing. That's how the world works.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27170186)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 10:34 AM
Author: hairraiser french chef forum

Wait, you mean when GM filed for the largest bankruptcy in history and literally 20,000 lawyers asked for these documents and reconstructed everything? You need to read the opinions.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27170224)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 11:01 AM
Author: Jade Potus

$1.5 billion does not just fall out of the air into someone's lap.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27170350)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 4:11 PM
Author: hairraiser french chef forum

Right, it didn't. GM didn't stop paying the loan syndicate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27172556)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 10:36 AM
Author: Navy cerebral degenerate

STB partner press conference scheduled for 11:15 EST.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27170229)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 10:37 AM
Author: violet lodge faggotry

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27170239)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 10:39 AM
Author: bistre personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27170254)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 5:18 PM
Author: Very Tactful Pearl Area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27173020)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 10:39 AM
Author: Milky stimulating hell

Be interested to know how much was billed by Simpson Thatcher in reviewing these docs. Mayer Brown too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27170252)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 10:39 AM
Author: titillating yarmulke

Mr. Simpson Thatcher still handsome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27170253)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 10:40 AM
Author: Appetizing mint pistol keepsake machete

I also would note that the STB partner's response is very typical in my experience. Say it looks fine, note some minor typo to make it seem like you read the document, and then bill 3-4 hours to it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27170256)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 5:09 PM
Author: Coral prole

God I love Biglaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27172964)



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Date: January 24th, 2015 12:26 AM
Author: Aggressive saffron house brethren

The epitome of biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27175577)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 10:48 AM
Author: titillating yarmulke

Didn't JP Morgan get the 1.5BB back. Did the bankruptcy court force them to turn it back over? I am not going to read all this shit but like Simpson Thatcher is so fucked in the ass. Wonder what their malpractice insurance max limit is. Definitely not 1.5bb.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27170286)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 10:48 AM
Author: Appetizing mint pistol keepsake machete

yeah they got paid off on the term loan with the DIP loan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27170291)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 10:58 AM
Author: Comical Half-breed

I bet the creditor's lawyer who first discovered this still gets a tingle in his balls when he thinks of the moment he discovered MB and STB fucked up. Nothing make a lawyerfaggot happier than criticizing another lawyerfaggot's work, the $1.5B just means that other people will pay attention to it. He probably went skipping gleefully down the hall giggling like a schoolgirl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27170338)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 11:09 AM
Author: Milky stimulating hell

As well he should

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27170385)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 4:35 PM
Author: outnumbered ratface market

anyone know what firm represented the creditor's committee?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27172754)



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Date: July 31st, 2015 9:21 PM
Author: bisexual garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#28453209)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 3:10 PM
Author: Blue provocative mad-dog skullcap death wish

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#28457092)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 12:20 PM
Author: Histrionic Learning Disabled Therapy Theatre

This is all the product of a professional culture in MFH BIGLAW where which asking questions of competent people is frowned upon. This associate had no idea what the fuck he was doing (we've all been there), but instead of asking someone who *did* know, he want to a fucking paralegal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27170856)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 12:24 PM
Author: swollen misunderstood useless brakes

I'm sure he knew what he was doing (he was a third year)....bro just got lazy and f'd up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27170879)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 12:45 PM
Author: Sick box office ceo

people keep saying the MBB guy fucked up, but was it really a fuck up? For example, when drafting, even though I know a deal should have a certain provision, if it's the other guy's issue, I'll leave it out because, fuck him, that's why. Doesn't hurt my client, so let him do the work to get the deal right. I don't know shit about UCCs, but I can totally see myself looking at a list of liens in JPM's name, and thinking, well, I don't know if these are all regarding this deal or not, but it's not my issue, so fuck it, let's just release them all, and the other guy can come back to me if I'm being overbroad. This is how transactional works - the other guy is going to over-reach, even if all the over-reaching does is screw you. This is 100% STB's issue, and it is their fault for not doing the diligence necessary to make sure the releases were correct.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27171017)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 12:47 PM
Author: bistre personal credit line

stop acting like this

ppl like u make cpa mkts hell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27171043)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 12:57 PM
Author: Sick box office ceo

I don't really do cap markets, but this is how I've been trained in my area. For example, in a recent deal:

Partner: why is this provision in here?

Me: well, because [certain facts], they're going to need this to avoid [certain bad consequences]

Partner: so, maybe they don't know that. take it out. if they ask for it, we'll give it to them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27171109)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 4:03 PM
Author: bistre personal credit line

totally diff than what happened here tho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27172514)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 1:11 PM
Author: Jade Potus

180^180. Pretty amusing to read the posts of these naive children who think this was purely an accident.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27171214)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 9:09 AM
Author: Pungent locale

That's actually unethical.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#28455513)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 12:40 PM
Author: Flushed Floppy Plaza

bank finance work is the most pedantic practice.

this is why lenders' counsel are such sticklers for all the formalities.

i can't believe this doesn't happen more often. you have 5 things on your plate and someone second year sends an email with 100 documents . . . every agreement has an error but this security interest crap for a company on the verge of bankruptcy...well shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27170978)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 12:45 PM
Author: Sick box office ceo

this does shed some light on lenders' counsel being "this is our form, I don't want to change it, even though I don't have any good reason for defending my drafting position"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27171027)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 5:20 PM
Author: Sickened trump supporter parlour

fuck i HATE HATE HATE dealing with lender's counsel on any transaction. makes my fucking blood boil.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27173040)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 1:00 PM
Author: Magical pontificating round eye

LOL at transactional attorneys. Just LOL.

The litigators who had to deal with the mess were probably slapping each other high 5s the entire time while billing like crazy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27171124)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 1:13 PM
Author: Twinkling selfie school cafeteria

further proof that lawyers are TTT compared to elite finance bros.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27171231)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 4:06 PM
Author: hairraiser french chef forum

Elite finance bros just causing massive economic calamity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27172532)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 4:48 PM
Author: hairless piazza hunting ground

And making out like bandits in the process

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27172822)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 5:04 PM
Author: ultramarine filthpig

*transactional lawyers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27172927)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 5:11 PM
Author: Coral prole

*trannies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27172972)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 5:16 PM
Author: ultramarine filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27173014)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 5:19 PM
Author: Flushed Floppy Plaza

i kinda think this proves the worth of lawyers. like if you make one mistake, it could cost a billion dollars.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27173025)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 10:01 PM
Author: hairraiser french chef forum

counterintuitive and holistic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27174685)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 4:54 PM
Author: puce aphrodisiac resort indirect expression

Can someone give me the tl;dr summary.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27172856)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 5:05 PM
Author: ultramarine filthpig

transactional lawyers are dumber on average than litigators, which leads them to fuck up big time. luckily, companies can hire litigators to try to fix things, settle or (worst case) litigate to the bitter end before giving in

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27172934)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 5:11 PM
Author: Coral prole

(Shittigator)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27172977)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 6:11 PM
Author: Tan juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27173281)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 7:20 PM
Author: Plum National Partner

Litigators are probably orders of magnitude less likely to make a mistake like this since they get their pleadings bounced or are forced to amend over shit this stupid all the time and get super anal about every last comma in ways transactional fuckers never do.

After you've had to file that 4th amended complaint you get super anal.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27173659)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 7:22 PM
Author: Talking claret community account

Credit lawyers are supposed to be anal about ucc filings. They are like the litigators of the corporate department. You can't get through a corporate rotation without hearing some horror story about a bad ucc filing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27173671)



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Date: July 7th, 2017 6:58 PM
Author: puce aphrodisiac resort indirect expression

Don't go around writing "CW Mining Company" or "C W Mining Company" if you mean "C. W. Mining Company."

In re C.W. Mining Co., 488 B.R. 715 (D. Utah 2013).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#33725179)



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Date: December 27th, 2021 2:14 AM
Author: racy greedy national security agency

you need the periods or the search tool doesn't work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#43681456)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 5:12 PM
Author: Coral prole

Diversity is are strengf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27172980)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 7:27 PM
Author: Plum National Partner

This does show that lawyers PWN doctors. A doctor can kill a dude or two but unless he's killing Bill Gates no doctor is going to do this kind of damage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27173713)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 7:35 PM
Author: Jade Potus

Where do lawyers stand in comparison to Putin?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27173756)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 7:37 PM
Author: Plum National Partner

Putin is a lawyer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27173766)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 8:09 PM
Author: khaki quadroon field

Why is everyone ITT writing "Simpson Thatcher"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27173964)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 8:37 PM
Author: hairraiser french chef forum

Simpson is the lawyer, Thatcher makes the roofs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27174155)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 8:38 PM
Author: hairraiser french chef forum

Subtle neg for a firm with NO UCC CREDIBILITY.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27174168)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 8:52 PM
Author: Appetizing mint pistol keepsake machete

i have NO CONFIDENCE in your UCC SKILLS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27174268)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 9:02 PM
Author: walnut marvelous crackhouse

i always find it a little weird in a dorm-room stoner way that these kind of abstract paperwork mistakes have real consequences. it's not like an engineering mistake where the only judges are the implacable laws of nature. we all know what they *meant* to do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27174330)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 10:02 PM
Author: hairraiser french chef forum

But they did do the thing they didn't mean to do. It was done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27174697)



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Date: January 24th, 2015 12:48 AM
Author: walnut marvelous crackhouse

right, but we could all just agree to pretend that they didn't do the thing we all know they didn't mean to do and there would be nothing stopping it from being as if it hadn't been done. it's not like they ordered 5000 of the wrong size pipe valve or mixed up metric and imperial units in space probe control software.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27175657)



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Date: January 24th, 2015 12:49 AM
Author: motley sadistic station

disagree. it's more like theyre hand slipped when writing a check so they paid $1100 when they meant to write $100 but u cant recover the money now because the payee went bankrupt. court's bottom line is people have 2 be careful when writing checks/filing UCCs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27175659)



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Date: January 24th, 2015 12:30 AM
Author: Bateful hominid

lol. people actually do this shit for a living? jfc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27175590)



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Date: January 24th, 2015 12:33 AM
Author: Appetizing mint pistol keepsake machete

This is typical tranny law breh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27175603)



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Date: January 24th, 2015 12:36 AM
Author: Disrespectful amethyst people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27175613)



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Date: January 24th, 2015 12:35 AM
Author: Contagious point roommate

how can anyone enjoy this type of work?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27175611)



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Date: January 24th, 2015 12:41 AM
Author: Bateful hominid

it affords them a room in a converted 1br in mfh, bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27175629)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 11:51 AM
Author: amber soul-stirring striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#34781080)



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Date: January 24th, 2015 12:45 AM
Author: Appetizing mint pistol keepsake machete

All big law work is this or something similarly mind numbing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27175646)



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Date: February 3rd, 2015 8:03 AM
Author: Coral prole

It's not so much work as it is a rent seeking ponzi scheme u learn to parasitically live off of

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27240708)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 10:01 AM
Author: adulterous flesh toilet seat

what do YOU do for work?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#28455628)



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Date: February 13th, 2015 10:33 AM
Author: motley sadistic station

"Nice job on the documents. Thanks."

LJL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27306642)



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Date: July 31st, 2015 9:45 PM
Author: Avocado bespoke new version

Isn't this a clear case for reformation?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#28453339)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 1:30 AM
Author: Slippery Talented Set Depressive

reformation of what you dumb fucking idiot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#28454863)



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Date: October 2nd, 2015 10:23 PM
Author: hairraiser french chef forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#28887887)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 11:36 AM
Author: rose heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#34780994)



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Date: June 17th, 2018 10:54 AM
Author: Lake balding boltzmann jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#36259754)



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Date: August 2nd, 2018 8:32 PM
Author: excitant maize site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#36543244)



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Date: November 13th, 2018 10:04 PM
Author: Exciting gaming laptop

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#37227650)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 3:09 PM
Author: hairraiser french chef forum

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#28457089)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 3:50 PM
Author: Copper 180 menage liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#28457333)



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Date: October 2nd, 2015 10:23 PM
Author: hairraiser french chef forum

LOL this still cracks me up.

*files release*

*argues release needs reformation*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#28887884)



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Date: September 2nd, 2016 10:03 AM
Author: hairraiser french chef forum

still lol-worthy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#31320750)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 12:33 PM
Author: hairraiser french chef forum

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#34781360)



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Date: July 7th, 2017 6:12 PM
Author: Hyperactive orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#33724847)



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Date: October 13th, 2017 1:11 AM
Author: Passionate maroon idea he suggested scourge upon the earth

So how did this play out?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#34431327)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 11:29 AM
Author: puce aphrodisiac resort indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#34780949)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 12:11 PM
Author: glittery magenta locus pervert

Litigation is still ongoing...Ask again in about 5 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#34781215)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 12:33 PM
Author: hairraiser french chef forum

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#34781362)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 12:36 PM
Author: ocher state alpha

Sup

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#34781383)



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Date: December 21st, 2017 10:18 PM
Author: motley sadistic station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#34980344)



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Date: June 16th, 2018 10:08 AM
Author: Lake balding boltzmann jewess

I think about this a lot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#36255653)



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Date: June 17th, 2018 10:56 AM
Author: hairraiser french chef forum

I love this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#36259762)



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Date: June 17th, 2018 11:05 AM
Author: hairraiser french chef forum

Partner got a new job: https://www.linkedin.com/in/mardi-r-merjian-922a26a6/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#36259804)



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Date: August 2nd, 2018 8:10 PM
Author: motley sadistic station

cool

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#36543142)



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Date: August 2nd, 2018 8:16 PM
Author: hairraiser french chef forum

This is my favorite thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#36543168)



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Date: November 13th, 2018 10:03 PM
Author: motley sadistic station

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#37227642)



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Date: August 2nd, 2018 8:29 PM
Author: Adventurous Pocket Flask

what about the associate?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#36543235)



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Date: August 2nd, 2018 8:36 PM
Author: excitant maize site

http://www.gregoryberrylaw.com/about/index.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#36543263)



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Date: August 2nd, 2018 9:02 PM
Author: honey-headed shrine dog poop

isn't that the "superior legal mind" guy who got himself on ATL trying to sue his firm pro se *after* they'd shitcanned him and he'd signed his severance agreement?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#36543399)



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Date: May 29th, 2019 9:46 PM
Author: ultramarine filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#38310745)



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Date: December 27th, 2021 1:39 AM
Author: Supple brindle lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#43681393)



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Date: June 14th, 2023 8:28 AM
Author: motley sadistic station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#46424993)