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Date: October 18th, 2005 8:41 PM Author: tan violent stock car station This girl I have a huge crush on just came online. I'm about to message her and try to show her what a witty and smart guy I am so maybe she'll take interest in me. I'm pretty fucking inept with girls so I'm bound to fuck this up on my own. I'll start posting this stuff in real-time. Under the post, tell me what I should respond with. Okay? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080025) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 8:42 PM Author: Provocative peach trust fund university go (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080036) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 8:43 PM Author: Floppy insane cruise ship Go for it. I'll do what I can. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080040) |
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Date: October 19th, 2005 2:52 AM Author: beady-eyed cheese-eating messiness This is obviously :D (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4083196) |
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Date: October 19th, 2005 11:52 AM Author: charismatic coldplay fan property I doubt this highly. :D has better game. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4084019) |
Date: October 18th, 2005 8:43 PM Author: tan violent stock car station Subject: Here we go... me: hey, what's up?
her: not much. just got back from dinner. u? |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 8:44 PM Author: soul-stirring sweet tailpipe locus not much. just got front from dinner! LOL! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080057) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 8:44 PM Author: Floppy insane cruise ship Sometimes I wish I could hunt my own dinners. You know, just stroll into the wilderness with nothing but my shotgun and my bravado (lol!) and live off the land. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080061) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 8:45 PM Author: Burgundy heady coffee pot This is good. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080068) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 8:47 PM Author: Floppy insane cruise ship Hey, you're back! Haven't seen you posting much lately. How's stuff? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080097) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 8:51 PM Author: Burgundy heady coffee pot Stuff is good. 2L life is pretty laid back (until finals roll around, I suppose). (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080125) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 8:53 PM Author: Floppy insane cruise ship Awesome. I always thought you were one of the better posters. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080149) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 8:54 PM Author: Burgundy heady coffee pot Why thank you Petro! The feeling's mutual. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080162) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 8:45 PM Author: Insanely creepy national Lol you wouldnt say this. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080070) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 8:44 PM Author: Carmine Church Legend do you realize how long this is going to take? you cant have 30 second pauses in between replies. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080054) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 8:45 PM Author: Burgundy heady coffee pot Yes he can. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080073) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 8:45 PM Author: hyperactive fragrant travel guidebook Lol he is gonna cherry pick responses from 15 different schticks and come off as schizophrenic. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080077) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 8:46 PM Author: Provocative peach trust fund university yasfrat. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080083) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 8:47 PM Author: tan violent stock car station me: Sometimes I wish I could hunt my own dinners. You know, just stroll into the wilderness with nothing but my shotgun and my bravado (lol!) and live off the land.
[thanks petro]
her: lol
her: um...okay
her: you don't actually hunt do you?
her: because i'm actually a vegan... |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 8:48 PM Author: Passionate bbw shitlib LOL! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080099) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 8:48 PM Author: soul-stirring sweet tailpipe locus you should have used mine. you're screwed. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080102) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 8:49 PM Author: hyperactive fragrant travel guidebook Many a legume and tuberoot would fall prey to my shovel! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080105) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 8:50 PM Author: domesticated lodge funny (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080113) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 8:51 PM Author: hyperactive fragrant travel guidebook My strength as a human is quips and witty remarks. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080132) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 8:52 PM Author: domesticated lodge I envy you that strength. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080142) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 8:54 PM Author: hyperactive fragrant travel guidebook I charge out by the line in case you ever need some online assistance. This is purely pro-bono right now. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080166) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 8:55 PM Author: domesticated lodge I'd like to set something up for real life--like, I could wear a secret headset and you could tell me what to say through a walkie talkie. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080178) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:14 PM Author: hyperactive fragrant travel guidebook Believe it or not, I have done something very similar to this for a friend. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080348) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 10:10 PM Author: domesticated lodge this, my firend, is the stuff that 80's movies are made of. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080905) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 8:49 PM Author: Provocative peach trust fund university vegan = get out now. She'll take over your life. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080109) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 8:49 PM Author: ebony lascivious dilemma you might as well go ahead and sign off - you're dead (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080112) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 8:50 PM Author: Floppy insane cruise ship Veganism is a shifty doctrine under which a man accepts the benefits of the social group without being willing to eat its fruits--and claims a halo for his dishonesty. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080116) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 8:51 PM Author: ebony lascivious dilemma definitely go with this one (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080124) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 8:51 PM Author: boyish menage cumskin She'll only get mad. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080131) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 8:51 PM Author: tan violent stock car station me: Many a legume and tuberoot would fall prey to my shovel!
[thanks psychologist]
her: lol
her: you're an odd one
her: i think someone started the drinking a little early tonight ;) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 8:52 PM Author: sticky crusty chapel national security agency And I sing amid despair and isolation Of the chance to know you, to sing of me Which are you. You see, You hold me up to the light in a way
I should never have expected, or suspected, perhaps
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Date: October 18th, 2005 8:52 PM Author: boyish menage cumskin NO, YOU'RE THE ONE DRINKING TONIGHT YOU STUPID CUNT WHORE ROTTEN FUCKSLIT! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080139) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:34 PM Author: purple sex offender ticket booth Credited. I would also add the word "Meathole" somewhere in there. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080553) |
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Date: February 6th, 2006 7:36 PM Author: internet-worthy aggressive public bath LOL
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Date: October 18th, 2005 8:52 PM Author: hyperactive fragrant travel guidebook I generally need to loosen up before I attempt to talk to attractive women. This way I don't recognize when I sound like an idiot. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080141) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:10 PM Author: abnormal stage good one (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080315) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 8:52 PM Author: Floppy insane cruise ship Drinking? Nah, that's played-out. More like crystal meth + a jar of huffin' glue! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080143) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 8:53 PM Author: irradiated resort You talk to guys who drink alone, at 8pm on a tuesday, at their computer? You must have low standards, will you go out with me sometime? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080147) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 8:53 PM Author: Insanely creepy national good one. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080156) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 8:54 PM Author: hyperactive fragrant travel guidebook Well crafted, I might even like this more than mine. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080159) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 8:54 PM Author: ebony lascivious dilemma with his track record so far, I half expect him to use this one next (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080170) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 8:53 PM Author: ebony lascivious dilemma congratulations, you're now the eccentric but harmless guy to her
they get laid _all_ the time |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 8:55 PM Author: Green abusive main people plaza That's sarcasm, right? Or I would't be a virgin. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080179) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 8:56 PM Author: ebony lascivious dilemma I have been known to wield the sarcasm now and again (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080186) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 8:53 PM Author: Green abusive main people plaza I think it's pretty tough if not impossible to *make* a girl like you.
It has to be something that she sees in you not necessarily what you do. so just be yourself, and if she likes that, then good for you.
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Date: October 18th, 2005 8:53 PM Author: sticky crusty chapel national security agency would you beat it? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080158) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 8:56 PM Author: Green abusive main people plaza what do you mean ? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080189) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 8:54 PM Author: Insanely creepy national There is no fun in truth, but nonetheless well spoken. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080171) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 8:55 PM Author: Up-to-no-good bawdyhouse Do not do this. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080172) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 8:55 PM Author: tan violent stock car station me: i generally need to loosen up before i attempt to talk to attractive women. this way i don't recognize when i sound like an idiot.
[thanks again psychologist]
her: aw, thanks. you're sweet
her: and don't worry. you're doing fine on the idiocy front so far! lol
her: so do you have any big plans for this weekend? |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 8:57 PM Author: Burgundy heady coffee pot Ask her out now. Do it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080193) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 8:58 PM Author: ebony lascivious dilemma yeah, I think this is the moment (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080208) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 8:57 PM Author: Provocative peach trust fund university YOU: yes, actually I am attending the Monster Truck Show at the [insert stadium name here]. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080194) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:38 PM Author: purple sex offender ticket booth Good one. WWE also works here. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080597) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 8:57 PM Author: boyish menage cumskin You should standardize your capitalization. Either go with standard capitalization or all lower caps; that way your responses don't look so schizophrenic. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080195) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 8:57 PM Author: hyperactive fragrant travel guidebook (Well, do you, I'm not going to craft your life for you) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080197) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 8:57 PM Author: Floppy insane cruise ship My plans are only as good as museum security... daddy's gotta make a living, you know? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080201) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 8:58 PM Author: hyperactive fragrant travel guidebook Front half is great, back half is a bit weak. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080211) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 8:59 PM Author: Floppy insane cruise ship True. He should truncate it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080222) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 8:58 PM Author: irradiated resort DO NOT CALL HER ATTRACTIVE YOU FUCKING FAGGOT, YOU ARE PUTTING HER ON A PEDESTAL SHE DIDN'T EARN
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Date: October 18th, 2005 8:59 PM Author: ebony lascivious dilemma generally correct, although I think it bought him a temporary reprieve from the crash and burn that was underway previously - can't overdo it though (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080217) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:00 PM Author: Insanely creepy national True. I dont think he has enough game to carry further he will end up being an AFC, average frustrated chump. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080228) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:02 PM Author: Green abusive main people plaza I bought my AFC bumpersticker yesterday.
:-( |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:05 PM Author: Insanely creepy national Lol. Nice quote "whether beauty be found in mathematics or a flower" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080266) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 8:59 PM Author: Insanely creepy national Yeah very supplicating. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080221) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:39 PM Author: purple sex offender ticket booth Haha, you crack me up. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080609) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 8:58 PM Author: titillating heaven OH MY DEBBIE!!!!!! I want to fart in tupperware and save it for you! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080207) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 8:59 PM Author: Provocative peach trust fund university 167.
havent seen you around lately. |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:02 PM Author: hideous stag film haunted graveyard What's the newest development? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080241) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:03 PM Author: boyish menage cumskin I'm going to assume he got shut down pretty bad. He made some stupid choices, especially that shovel comment. Stop trying to be cute, you stupid fucker. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080250) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:06 PM Author: Burgundy heady coffee pot the shovel comment was pure gold. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080275) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:03 PM Author: tan violent stock car station me: my plans are only as good as museum security
her: you lost me on that one
me: nevermind
me: but yeah, i have big plans
me: friday night. you and me
me: what do you say?
her: um...
her: are you serious?
me: when have i ever not been?
her: yeah
her: well, okay. why not
her: but first you have to tell me what these "big plans" are that you have in mind for us |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:04 PM Author: irradiated resort that's for later ;) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080255) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:08 PM Author: ebony lascivious dilemma this sounds correct but I don't think it fits well w/ the persona he's built up so far - right now she's thinking that on the off chance that there's really something to a guy that sounds this schizo, it's worth at least one date to find out - this comment reveals all that for the bullshit it really is (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080294) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:04 PM Author: boyish menage cumskin i come over, i slip my penis into you, release my seed, and leave. sound good? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080256) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:04 PM Author: Burgundy heady coffee pot Have you ever heard the phrase "menage a three"? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080259) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:04 PM Author: hideous stag film haunted graveyard They involve three clowns, a llama, and a kickball. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080260) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:05 PM Author: Green abusive main people plaza hmmm...that doesn't sound very good.
This is coming from a guy with even less "game" than you have, so... |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:06 PM Author: hideous stag film haunted graveyard Yes, you are very correct. She thinks he's weird now. I don't know why he did this, and actually used peoples responses. He is fucked (or rather...not fucked) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080272) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:07 PM Author: soul-stirring sweet tailpipe locus This girl is a vegan. I'm sure she's into weird guys. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080279) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:41 PM Author: purple sex offender ticket booth If it's any consolation, he'd have blown the date anyway. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080632) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:08 PM Author: hyperactive fragrant travel guidebook How well do you know this girl?
If not so well:
How about something simple? There's a good coffee place at [Insert Name]... **only use this if she is a psuedo-intellectual type and you can hold a decent conversation without assistance for an hour or two**
Are you any good at dancing? There's a great club [insert here]... **this is if she is sort or sorority-ish**
Let go with an old stand-by dinner and a movie/show/play
I like coffee for a first date. It lends itself to lasting 25 minutes for 4 hours. |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:06 PM Author: tan violent stock car station me: that's for later ;)
her: uh oh
me: i'm just kidding
her: oh, darn. lol |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:07 PM Author: Burgundy heady coffee pot You're using dee's lines? Now you're fucked... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080282) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:07 PM Author: boyish menage cumskin Not necessarily. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080288) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:07 PM Author: hideous stag film haunted graveyard Wow, a good response from her.
Well...you better think of something to do quick if you haven't yet. |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:08 PM Author: irradiated resort do you have a pic? send
(post the pic for us) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:10 PM Author: ebony lascivious dilemma good call (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080314) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:09 PM Author: Insanely creepy national I really cant believe this is working. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080302) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:09 PM Author: Carmine Church Legend you and me both (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080308) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:10 PM Author: ebony lascivious dilemma yeah, I'm a little curious about this girl now - she, uh, hasn't been particularly impressive so far (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080310) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:11 PM Author: comical pocket flask fanboi from what I have seen, I want to glass boat her. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080325) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:11 PM Author: boyish menage cumskin I think it's working despite his IMing, not because of it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080320) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:12 PM Author: hideous stag film haunted graveyard Must be the case...or else she is as desperate and ugly as he is. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080335) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:11 PM Author: Green abusive main people plaza Neither can I. This is usually the textbook method of creeping out girls.
Maybe she really is a weirdo or just dumb. |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:09 PM Author: lavender selfie laser beams WHY DON'T YOU JUST LINK HER UP TO THIS SITE AND WE CAN ALL GANGBANG HER? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080303) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:42 PM Author: purple sex offender ticket booth 175 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080652) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:11 PM Author: Insanely creepy national In this situation if coffee date the best choice. Movie they are side by side not talking for two hours, and dinner can be long and awkward. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080327) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:12 PM Author: lavender selfie laser beams GANGBANG > COFFEE (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080334) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:13 PM Author: hyperactive fragrant travel guidebook Your analysis is absolute correct. Coffee works really well. Dinner and a movie is ideal for people who already know eachother well enough that spontaneous mid-movie makeout is feasible/likely. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080341) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:13 PM Author: hideous stag film haunted graveyard Yeah, I'd have to go with a nice coffee house thing. Make it at like 8 or so. After dinner, but before the night. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080346) |
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Date: May 18th, 2006 12:10 AM Author: Painfully honest genital piercing range coffe and movie is best option. he can make a move in the theater. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#5805908) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:12 PM Author: Laughsome mediation obvious flame, but this thread is comedy gold (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080333) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:13 PM Author: lavender selfie laser beams GANGBANG > both COMEDY and GOLD (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080336) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:16 PM Author: boyish menage cumskin 169 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080365) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:13 PM Author: Insanely creepy national true it is comedy, but maybe its not flame. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080340) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:15 PM Author: hyperactive fragrant travel guidebook If he doesnt post any more Im going to feel so used. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080359) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:15 PM Author: lavender selfie laser beams Imagined how used she would feel IF WE ALL GANGBANGED HER? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080362) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:16 PM Author: ebony lascivious dilemma I bet she shot him down at the end (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080371) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:15 PM Author: tan violent stock car station her: are you talking to a lot of people or something?
me: why?
her: you're just taking a really long time to reply
me: oh sorry. say the word and they're gone
me: you get top priority here
her: it's fine
her: i was just curious
me: but seriously...
me: how about dinner at _____
me: and then we can just play it by ear from there?
her: okay
her: i guess that's alright
her: but it has to be kinda early though
her: my friend's having a party at his apt later that night |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:16 PM Author: abnormal stage PWN3D!!!!!!!!!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080372) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:18 PM Author: Carmine Church Legend ditto (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080387) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:16 PM Author: lavender selfie laser beams "HIS apartment" sounds like a GANGBANG (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080373) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:17 PM Author: Laughsome mediation the two posts above didn't do it, but this one made me laugh out loud (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080379) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:17 PM Author: boyish menage cumskin I rate your overall performance in this thread 170. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080381) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:43 PM Author: purple sex offender ticket booth LOL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080667) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:17 PM Author: abnormal stage Say, "I can't wait to meet all your friends at the party!" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080378) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:21 PM Author: Green abusive main people plaza Edit: (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080413) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:17 PM Author: irradiated resort we can show up fashionably late, people will wait (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080380) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:19 PM Author: ebony lascivious dilemma I definitely like this version of "implying we're going to the party together" better than the one right above (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080399) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:17 PM Author: Green abusive main people plaza you're screwed. she mentioned the friend to give you a hint that she's not really interested in you.
Hope this helps |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:18 PM Author: boyish menage cumskin You have such a negative interpretation of everything. STFU. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080391) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:22 PM Author: Green abusive main people plaza Edit: (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080430) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:17 PM Author: Insanely creepy national Do the dinner a little later, go to friends house get her drunk, then get laid? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080383) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:20 PM Author: ebony lascivious dilemma the way this girl keeps giving him extra chances, this is not outside the realm of possibility (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080409) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:17 PM Author: ebony lascivious dilemma SHE KNOWS
also, she would have invited you along to the party if you had any real chance here |
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Date: May 18th, 2006 12:12 AM Author: Painfully honest genital piercing range titcr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#5805920) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:18 PM Author: hyperactive fragrant travel guidebook Wow, she really doesn't want this date. Switch it to coffee. That way neither of you are tied up waiting for the check. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080390) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:19 PM Author: Insanely creepy national Depending on how coffee goes, go to party or just cut losses? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080404) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:21 PM Author: lavender selfie laser beams By "cut losses" are you referring to "masturbation?" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080418) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:21 PM Author: hyperactive fragrant travel guidebook He goes into coffee with the intention of earning an invitation. "Hey would you like to come to my friend's party with me?" He gets that and he's golden. If not, then not. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080423) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:22 PM Author: Insanely creepy national Exactly. He cant ask to go, if he does then he has lost any chance at success. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080426) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:19 PM Author: chocolate gas station it was going well until he pulled out the museum line. strategic miscalculation. it was downhill after that. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080405) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:20 PM Author: hyperactive fragrant travel guidebook Yup, second he stopped using my lines it was all downhill. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080411) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:21 PM Author: irradiated resort no, you faggot you unecessarily called her attractive which gave up all of his power (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080419) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:23 PM Author: irradiated resort quit scrolling the thread you fucking loser (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080443) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:25 PM Author: hyperactive fragrant travel guidebook Consensus is on my side. As well as looks, style, and size of bawllz. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080460) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:27 PM Author: chocolate gas station downhill like mike tyson after he fired kevin rooney for don king. bad move. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080476) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:21 PM Author: abnormal stage Agreed. He jumped the shark at that point. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080415) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:21 PM Author: ebony lascivious dilemma yeah, that was the key juncture (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080420) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:22 PM Author: Laughsome mediation uh, i think the key juncture can be found in the OP... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080428) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:24 PM Author: ebony lascivious dilemma haha, very true (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080451) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:19 PM Author: soul-stirring sweet tailpipe locus dude, she's majorly into you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080402) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:20 PM Author: abnormal stage nice (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080407) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:22 PM Author: tan violent stock car station [going with :D again]
me: we can show up fashionably late, i'm sure it won't be a huge tragedy if we're not there from the beginning
her: do you know [guy who's throwing the party]?
me: nope
her: i mean, i'm not trying to be a bitch or anything
her: but i don't know if he'd be cool with extra people coming to his apt |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:23 PM Author: boyish menage cumskin PWNED! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080437) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:23 PM Author: chocolate gas station you just got left out. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080438) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:24 PM Author: lavender selfie laser beams left out of THE GANGBANG. How much of an idiot do you have to be to get left out of a GANGBANG! |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:23 PM Author: lavender selfie laser beams hahahaahahaahahaah
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:23 PM Author: soul-stirring sweet tailpipe locus beautiful. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080441) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:23 PM Author: Laughsome mediation MAN OVERBOARD (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080442) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:24 PM Author: ebony lascivious dilemma it's over (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080448) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:24 PM Author: irradiated resort GAME OVER (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080450) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:24 PM Author: jet-lagged wonderful ratface OUCH (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080455) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:25 PM Author: hideous stag film haunted graveyard Tell her to fuck off. You be the one to reject her! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080456) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:25 PM Author: vermilion shivering indian lodge that's what you get for listening to the virgins on this board for flirting advice (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080462) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:25 PM Author: jet-lagged wonderful ratface What's her screen name?
Let's all start talking to her. ACT DUMB like you have no idea why. |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:26 PM Author: lavender selfie laser beams This is what I've been calling for for the past 20 mins (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080470) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:26 PM Author: Laughsome mediation 170 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080474) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:25 PM Author: soul-stirring sweet tailpipe locus "well, it's up to you... if he wouldn't be cool with it, we could head elsewhere."
just keep playing dumb. |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:25 PM Author: Gaped mood "i'm sure he'll be too drunk to notice" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080467) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:26 PM Author: hyperactive fragrant travel guidebook I want to call :D an idiot for suggesting it, but he was obviously being sarcastic, so you're just an idiot for using it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080475) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:27 PM Author: irradiated resort duh (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080478) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:28 PM Author: hyperactive fragrant travel guidebook As much as it pains me, I need to give you a 180 for getting a person to massively pwn himself. You, sir, are a true man of art. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080488) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:29 PM Author: Insanely creepy national seconded. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080494) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:28 PM Author: boyish menage cumskin Yeah. The smart move would've been to let it slide, and hopefully impress her on the date so much she'd be inclined to skip the party or invite him. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080485) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:27 PM Author: jet-lagged wonderful ratface "By the time I'm through with you, you'll be too tired for the party anyway"
SAY IT you have nothing to lose.
You can always pull a "just kidding it's cool" if she takes it bad. |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:27 PM Author: Insanely creepy national I told you, you lost you cant assume youre going to the party unless she invites. Crash and burn. You are now an AFC, average frustrated chump. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080480) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:27 PM Author: abnormal stage If you want to fuck between dinner and his party, that's cool too. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080481) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:29 PM Author: boyish menage cumskin SAY THIS. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080490) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:29 PM Author: lavender selfie laser beams SECONDED (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080498) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:28 PM Author: motley tanning salon roast beef FLAME (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080487) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:30 PM Author: Green abusive main people plaza Obviously, but as we have learned from past experience, people like to play along anyway. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080501) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:30 PM Author: vermilion shivering indian lodge give us her SN, she'll be impressed you have so many fucking friends
girls like it when they're center of attention
and if she thinks we're fucking around with her, she'll think you're an asso, in which case you can rip the wrap off the condom now
so give us her SN |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:29 PM Author: tan violent stock car station me: that's cool. don't worry about it
me: you're still up for dinner, though, right?
me: i mean, you'll be eating at some point...
me: so it might as well be with me :)
her: maybe
her: sorry. nothing against you, but i probably jumped the gun before
her: i just know he'll be expecting me there and i was going to go with some friends anyway
her: so dinner might not be the best idea on friday after all
[after about 45 seconds]
her: sorry
[HOW CAN I GET OUT WITH MINIMAL DAMAGE AT THIS POINT???] |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:30 PM Author: soul-stirring sweet tailpipe locus lunch? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080502) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:30 PM Author: boyish menage cumskin This is a fucking disaster. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080505) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:30 PM Author: lavender selfie laser beams Apply lotion (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080506) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:30 PM Author: motley tanning salon roast beef "ouch a crushing blow. who is this douche anyway?" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080508) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:32 PM Author: abnormal stage good call. chalk that one up to experience. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080528) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:31 PM Author: Arousing Location Dinner Thursday. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080511) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:31 PM Author: ebony lascivious dilemma take a knee and get off the fucking field already (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080512) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:32 PM Author: lavender selfie laser beams YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!! *SLAP ON THE BUTT* |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:31 PM Author: Passionate bbw shitlib say ok. nothing else.
maybe she'll feel guilty. |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:32 PM Author: Jade Galvanic Cuckoldry Orchestra Pit Brilliant. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080522) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:33 PM Author: lavender selfie laser beams All joking aside, this is actually the best advice (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080537) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:31 PM Author: abnormal stage Let's still do dinner. I didn't mean to invite myself earlier. (Then get her trashed at dinner and make sure she doesn't make it to the party.) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080517) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:31 PM Author: charismatic coldplay fan property "you know, i'm an ass. i should be apologizing to you. i just remembered that i'm not available on friday either. let's make it saturday." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080518) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:33 PM Author: vermilion shivering indian lodge slick (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080543) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:34 PM Author: abnormal stage that's a good one. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080552) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:36 PM Author: charismatic coldplay fan property I had a good day. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080568) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:31 PM Author: boyish menage cumskin The only way to recover your honor is to forcefully take her. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080519) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:31 PM Author: Insanely creepy national You missed your chance, my schedule will be full for at least another 1 week, but Im sure I might be able to slip you for hot cup of java sometime... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080520) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:33 PM Author: charismatic coldplay fan property this is good, except I'd cut it to ~1 week and leave out the secretary. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080538) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:34 PM Author: Insanely creepy national Yeah I might have gone overboard. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080558) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:37 PM Author: Insanely creepy national This is probably the best he can do to bring things back to neutral. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080587) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:32 PM Author: jet-lagged wonderful ratface TELL THIS GIRL BYE AND GIVE US HER SN. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080523) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:32 PM Author: chocolate gas station Game Over
Insert 25 Cents to Continue |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:32 PM Author: stimulating really tough guy business firm "fuck you very much" then block her (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080525) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:32 PM Author: irradiated resort block her (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080529) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:32 PM Author: Green abusive main people plaza Now it sounds like this party is completely made-up so you were shot down from since earlier on in the conversation.
My advice: Go and masturbate fervently to hardcore anal-gaping porn. |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:32 PM Author: vermilion shivering indian lodge the only way you can save yourself if by PWNing her mercilessly by giving us her SN
you've got nothing to lose at this point, she already has you in the Nice guy I'll never fuck category
the only way to get out of that is to fuck with her
give us her SN, she can block us if we get too annoying |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:33 PM Author: stimulating really tough guy business firm titcr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080542) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:34 PM Author: jet-lagged wonderful ratface this is so right DO IT MAN. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080547) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:34 PM Author: boyish menage cumskin This is a terrible idea. She'll know. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080557) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:34 PM Author: charismatic coldplay fan property I think he can get out of the friendzone by being sufficiently callous and distant. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080551) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:36 PM Author: vermilion shivering indian lodge no, that only works if you're extremely good looking or cool
otherwise its very transparent |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 10:04 PM Author: charismatic coldplay fan property True. Maybe he needs to start smoking and get a leather jacket. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080856) |
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Date: October 30th, 2006 11:41 AM Author: electric yarmulke el oh el (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#6885679) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:33 PM Author: Spruce hell double fault WHY DONT YOU LOVE ME!!!!!!! I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE BITCH. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080535) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:34 PM Author: jet-lagged wonderful ratface 170 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080554) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:36 PM Author: Passionate bbw shitlib Hillarious! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080573) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:49 PM Author: purple sex offender ticket booth Nice! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080732) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:33 PM Author: Insanely creepy national please tell me u dont have to see this chick on a regular basis. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080539) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:34 PM Author: big factory reset button it's ok. I guess it'll have to be stovetop ramen for one (sigh). (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080556) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:35 PM Author: hyperactive fragrant travel guidebook Ok, now, completely change your punctuation style:
"Hey! My friend said he was talking to you, what's up?" |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:36 PM Author: boyish menage cumskin Hahahaha! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080569) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:37 PM Author: Laughsome mediation 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080583) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:38 PM Author: vermilion shivering indian lodge 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080590) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:38 PM Author: soul-stirring sweet tailpipe locus TITCR. I used to pull this all the time. |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:50 PM Author: purple sex offender ticket booth Dude this is a great idea (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080744) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:35 PM Author: stimulating really tough guy business firm "you know, a d20 isn't optimal for modeling real human interactions. 4xd10 is a MUCH better system" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080563) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:38 PM Author: charismatic coldplay fan property Critical hit! Pensive is...
PWNED! |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:47 PM Author: purple sex offender ticket booth This is as painful as a Bush press conference (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080713) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:33 PM Author: abnormal stage STAND HER UP FOR DINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080540) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:34 PM Author: lavender selfie laser beams Reread the message, she's not coming (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080548) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:35 PM Author: charismatic coldplay fan property It's hard to reject someone who has already rejected you, and when it can be done, it generally doesn't reverse the rejection. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080559) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:36 PM Author: lavender selfie laser beams No time to philosophize. He's got a chicken to choke. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080574) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:36 PM Author: abnormal stage my bad.
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:36 PM Author: ebony lascivious dilemma I think the OP (if real, and not the Internet Badass etc.) is only the second person I've encountered in my life with negative game - a "black hole", as it were (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080567) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:37 PM Author: charismatic coldplay fan property Why? I agree that he's pretty lacking, but I'm curious as to what you think his specific mistakes were.
Myself, I'd never try to work this kind of thing over AIM; it's just not my style. |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:38 PM Author: Insanely creepy national Much too impersonal, easier for rejection, face to face shes more emotionally invested. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080601) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:40 PM Author: charismatic coldplay fan property I'd agree with this. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080615) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:39 PM Author: vermilion shivering indian lodge but a rejection on AIM is better than IRL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080603) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:40 PM Author: Insanely creepy national yeah thats the tradeoff, either way its hard to stomach. You get over it eventually though. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080618) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:40 PM Author: ebony lascivious dilemma I don't think he made a single correct decision at any point in the conversation - he was only in it as long as he was b/c the girl kept him in it (she might have been genuinely baffled by his demeanor), and he clearly did poorly enough to make her feel like her best course of action was the transparent revocation of dinner acceptance - I mean, it's just a disaster from start to finish (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080620) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:38 PM Author: motley tanning salon roast beef Certainly the fastest non spam thread to reach 200, ever. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080592) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:38 PM Author: soul-stirring sweet tailpipe locus it's a brilliant thread. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080600) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:39 PM Author: tan violent stock car station me: okay
[after about a minute]
her: i feel bad now
me: it's fine
her: ok
her: well i guess i should get back to my homework
her: have a good night
her: i'll see you tomorrow
me: sure
me: see ya |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:39 PM Author: Laughsome mediation *bell tolls* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080611) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:40 PM Author: vermilion shivering indian lodge FLAME you fucking little spineless shiteating twig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080614) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:40 PM Author: stimulating really tough guy business firm weak. give us her sn. it's over for you, but i've still got a chance. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080617) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:40 PM Author: motley tanning salon roast beef pwn3d.
you should have played it off wise ass:
"Ouch, the nasty sting of rejection..."
"oh so this isn't a rejection, well how about sometime this weekend?" |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:40 PM Author: jet-lagged wonderful ratface Man, I'm telling you, you have to give us her sn so we can exact vengeance for our fallen XOXO brother. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080629) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:41 PM Author: charismatic coldplay fan property Ignore her tomorrow, and thereafter. Probably, she'll forget about you. However, this is your only hope. You have torpedoed yourself. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080639) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:42 PM Author: ebony lascivious dilemma here endeth the lesson (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080645) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:43 PM Author: Insanely creepy national I had the perfect come back man, save this thread and learn man, thats all I can say. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080660) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:44 PM Author: lavender selfie laser beams 2 "man"s in one sentence. You must really mean it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080679) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:45 PM Author: Insanely creepy national Yeah man. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080697) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:49 PM Author: charismatic coldplay fan property Oh, one other thing. "It's fine" is a terrible response. Whenever a girl rejects me, I don't say "it's fine". (I don't try to pwn her, either, contrary to what Media Kid reported.) I draw fast away and ignore her. For example, in closing:
Me: Well, how about giving me your number?
Her: Well, how about you give me your number, and I'll call you.
Me: Oh, so you don't have a phone? They're cheap; I'm sure you can afford one.
Her: I'm sorry, but I just don't give out my number... [this is a blatant lie]
Me: Okay. No, I understand the paranoia. It's a scary world out there. Hey, I gotta run.
Her: It was nice to meet you. [I fucking hate when women say this after rejecting me; it's the worst "fuck you" they have.]
Me: [nothing] -OR- I thought so.
Don't be aggressive or mean, and don't try to pwn her. Just be subtly distant and maybe slightly callous. 95+ times out of 100, you won't make any impression on her at all because you don't mean anything to her. On occasion, she will admire you, and become more attracted. At this point, at least in my experience, I've lost interest so it's a moot point. |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:52 PM Author: purple sex offender ticket booth Solid advice. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080766) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:39 PM Author: jet-lagged wonderful ratface YAY OR NAY: GIANT SHOULD GIVE US HER SCREEN NAME. COME ON IF EVERYONE VOTES YAY HE HAS TO DO IT.
YAY |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:40 PM Author: hideous stag film haunted graveyard YAY (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080621) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:40 PM Author: Autistic scourge upon the earth twinkling uncleanness yay (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080628) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:41 PM Author: lavender selfie laser beams FUCK YEAH "YAY" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080630) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:41 PM Author: lavender selfie laser beams I SENSE A GANGBANG IS IMMINENT (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080638) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:53 PM Author: purple sex offender ticket booth Fantastic performance in this thread. 178 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080772) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:41 PM Author: stimulating really tough guy business firm YAY (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080641) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:44 PM Author: ebony lascivious dilemma yay (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080673) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:40 PM Author: lavender selfie laser beams I HATE TO SAY IT, BUT YOU GOT TOO GREEDY. YOU THOUGHT YOU COULD SUBDUE A WOMAN BY YOURSELF. THIS PROVED FUTILE. A TUESDAY NIGHT GANGBANG (or TNGB) WOULD HAVE BEEN THE PROPER COURSE OF ACTION. |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:42 PM Author: stimulating really tough guy business firm THIS IS WHY HE NEEDS TO PWN HER BY GIVING US HER SN. IT IS THE ONLY WAY TO SAVE FACE.
(edit: should be responding to the post below) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:43 PM Author: lavender selfie laser beams GANGBANG GANGBANG GANGBANG |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:45 PM Author: Insanely creepy national Yeah you cant schedule first dates on the weekend, shes not valuable enough for it. Tuesday is perfect for coffee. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080687) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:41 PM Author: irradiated resort ENJOY AWKWARD MOMENTS THE REST OF THE TIME YOU SEE HER! PWNED! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080635) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:42 PM Author: lavender selfie laser beams YOU MISSPELLED (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080647) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:43 PM Author: ebony lascivious dilemma this is the credited response, for the thread as a whole. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080663) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:42 PM Author: hyperactive fragrant travel guidebook Wow, I've never seen someone have their sac surgically removed and then be forced to swallow it in real time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080649) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:44 PM Author: vermilion shivering indian lodge the thing is this guy swallowed it consensually and enjoyed the taste his tiny sperm factories
all he has to do is give us the SN, and his manhood will be revived
its that simple |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:48 PM Author: Insanely creepy national I writhing on the floor in laughter, this thread must be flame. 180. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080722) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:46 PM Author: irradiated resort Does the fact that she is a vegan make that pwnage even greater? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080703) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:50 PM Author: comical pocket flask fanboi Classic.
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:44 PM Author: Laughsome mediation here's where you say 'you said yes, no takebacks!' it'll get her for sure (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080670) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:44 PM Author: Passionate bbw shitlib I'm sorry, Giant.
This was sad.
Edit: Then again, who the fuck would like to date a vegan? |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:45 PM Author: hyperactive fragrant travel guidebook He could still save it:
"PSYCHE! Man I totally got you!" |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:47 PM Author: Passionate bbw shitlib Nah. That would've been too obvious. I think he went in too strong. If he wasn't sure he would get a "yes", he should've just asked to go have a coffee or meet somewhere informal. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080710) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:51 PM Author: charismatic coldplay fan property Yeah, you can't go one color level higher on the interest spectrum than you already are. Dinner is red; coffee is yellow-orange. So if her interest-level in you is only yellow (platonic w/ romantic possibilities) then you have to start with coffee, not dinner. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080753) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:52 PM Author: stimulating really tough guy business firm I don't think anyone actually advised him to ask her out to dinner. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080763) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:45 PM Author: hideous stag film haunted graveyard I don't think this is real, but just in case:
THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR LISTENING TO THIS BOARD ON A MATTER LIKE THIS! NEVER AGAIN! YOU WILL NEVER AGAIN DO SOMETHING LIKE THIS. NO MATTER WHAT YOU SAID IT WOULD HAVE BEEN BETTER THAN THIS. YOU DESERVE WHAT YOU GOT.
Honestly, I don't even know how you were in it as long as you were. She must have liked you somewhat before this conversation because she tried to save you several times. You just kept fucking it up though. Tell her you were wasted already or something like that. I honestly don't know how you can do damage control for something like this. I'd say just forget her and move on. |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:47 PM Author: stimulating really tough guy business firm he was doing fine until he started picking the bitch responses. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080716) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:46 PM Author: tan violent stock car station Thanks for the help, as ill-fated as it was. Obviously I'm not posting her SN, but I'll indulge :D and post her pic for a few minutes (it's not the greatest shot of her, but whatever):
http://i11-6.facebook.com/pics/3/0/n10110346_4842.jpg |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:47 PM Author: bateful half-breed corn cake Christ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080711) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:47 PM Author: hideous stag film haunted graveyard Ugh, I take back my above post. We did you a favor. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080714) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:49 PM Author: hyperactive fragrant travel guidebook WTF? I hit on THAT by proxy? I've never felt so dirty. I'm going to get a wire grill brush and scrape off the top layer of skin Gattica style. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080741) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 10:00 PM Author: purple sex offender ticket booth Someone rehost this on imageshack! My work blocks facebook (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080822) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 10:15 PM Author: Ruby aromatic locale Maybe someone did this already, but
http://img86.imageshack.us/img86/329/n1011034648422ej.jpg |
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Date: October 19th, 2005 1:49 AM Author: purple sex offender ticket booth Thanks (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4083012) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:47 PM Author: irradiated resort This just shows that democracy = TTT.
she's not that hot |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:48 PM Author: motley tanning salon roast beef oh come on, shes probably prettier and definitely skinnier than the chick you "fucked". (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080723) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:48 PM Author: tan violent stock car station Well, like I said...it's not the greatest shot. When her mouths not gaping wide open like a retard, she's actually really cute. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080729) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:51 PM Author: boyish menage cumskin Yeah, the people here can't see beyond the picture. The fact that she put that as her picture show's she has a sense of humor, and it's easy to see that if her mouth weren't so contorted, she would be cute. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080755) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:47 PM Author: Passionate bbw shitlib Flame. PLEASEEEE tell me it's flame! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080720) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:48 PM Author: Laughsome mediation yeah, now i really hope it's flame
it's like watching 2 retards trying to mate |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:48 PM Author: boyish menage cumskin She's decent. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080724) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:49 PM Author: irradiated resort Would a 'quality' woman have that as her facebook pic? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080737) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:52 PM Author: boyish menage cumskin Perhaps. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080762) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 10:01 PM Author: purple sex offender ticket booth Unlike most whores who spend too much time on the internets, Quality women don't take 123948023 pics and post the best one. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080834) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:48 PM Author: stimulating really tough guy business firm jesus. she looks like my fucking moniker. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080727) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:50 PM Author: soul-stirring sweet tailpipe locus she's better than 90% of the plastic sorostitutes in the RATING threads on here. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080749) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:52 PM Author: stimulating really tough guy business firm in real life she's probably decent. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080768) |
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Date: October 19th, 2005 11:36 AM Author: racy emerald step-uncle's house She types fairly well for a retarded chick. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4083881) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:49 PM Author: Translucent haunting jew Send her this picture in an email:
http://img321.imageshack.us/my.php?image=shroomin5ob.jpg |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:52 PM Author: Spruce hell double fault She's cute! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080764) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:54 PM Author: charismatic coldplay fan property That's a way to reverse a rejection. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080778) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:54 PM Author: motley tanning salon roast beef 300 posts... wow. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080780) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:56 PM Author: hideous stag film haunted graveyard I was just thinkg about how this has to be a record time for it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080793) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:58 PM Author: Vigorous bossy milk I am very much like to make the date with you at the Sizzler and then watching the War of the Worlds with the Tom Cruise... you are date with me Saturday night, yes? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080807) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 10:02 PM Author: tan violent stock car station Minor inconsequential update:
The away message she just put up reads:
"with kara, chillin with the 409 boyz for a few! call the cell"
409 being a dorm room/apartment here. So much for "homework" I guess. |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 10:03 PM Author: irradiated resort 180^180^180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080847) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 10:07 PM Author: charismatic coldplay fan property What a slut.
Seriously, do you want a girl who uses the word "boyz" and puts her TTT sex life into her IMs? You know she's getting drilled like a cavity up there. |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 10:09 PM Author: irradiated resort What kind of TTT hangs out with someone named "Kara"? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080899) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 10:07 PM Author: purple sex offender ticket booth Here's the translation:
"with kara, chillin with the 409 boyz for a GANGBANG! call the cell"
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Date: October 18th, 2005 10:48 PM Author: lavender selfie laser beams Truly great (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4081212) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 10:08 PM Author: soul-stirring sweet tailpipe locus She is clearly begging for you to call the cell... DO IT! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080892) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 10:10 PM Author: charismatic coldplay fan property He has about a 4% chance at a save if he leaves a message like, "some homework" or the such.
At this point, why should he want this girl? She's a liar and probably a whore. Women who make big deals out of even everyday social interactions with men are almost invariantly getting thugged somewhere. |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 10:16 PM Author: Mentally impaired queen of the night school yeah passive-aggressiveness works real well with the ladies.
His only chance for a save is to plow through with a confident frame removing all indications of interest in her and just present himself as an interesting guy she should be dying to get to know. He shouldn't initiate again unless she gives indicators that she's really interested in him. He should IM her again the following Monday saying "So how was your friday? I had the weirdest time, I went to a bar with some friends and ran into some hot Swedish exchange students dressed as clowns who later turned out to be transsexuals on their way to a gay parade, or something like that." |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 10:24 PM Author: charismatic coldplay fan property That's callousness, but not passive-aggressiveness, at least not in the technical sense.
I agree that your solution is probably superior. I'd just bag it at this point; she sounds like not a catch. She's a liar and he should let her have her 409 boyz [sic]. |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 10:38 PM Author: Mentally impaired queen of the night school callousness is hard to initiate. Callousness would be her IMing him and saying "hey wassup" and then you saying "some homework eh?" Initiating it is passive-aggressiveness. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4081130) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 10:09 PM Author: Mentally impaired queen of the night school you were too incongruent, she can sense it. You can't start off with witty liners and quips and then get serious and passive. You should have stuck with a witty, confident frame all the way through evne if you would have flamed out even more. When she sprung that party shit or backed out, you should have replied with something like "well what about your friend kara, is she available friday?" or something. Then she at least wouldn't have felt sorry for you and instead just thought you were too aggressive or weird for her or whatever; pity from a bitch is there anything more pathetic? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080897) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 10:12 PM Author: charismatic coldplay fan property Asking about the friend after getting shot down is a sure way of getting shut out with the friend, too. It's not a good call.
That said, I agree with your critique of his approach. I think his one-liners were pretty TTT, though. No offense to the people on the board, but I don't think corny jokes work. |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 10:13 PM Author: soul-stirring sweet tailpipe locus nobody was actually trying to help this guy out. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080933) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 10:22 PM Author: Mentally impaired queen of the night school the one-liners were good, it got her interested. Things would have worked if he hadn't pussied out and gone with his own lines. He obviously has no confidence and when he reverted to his own lines, the lack of assurance showed through and indicated to her: "his confidence and bravado is false, he doesn't really know what he's doing." That torpedoed him more than anything else. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080993) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 10:19 PM Author: Mentally impaired queen of the night school You're not seriously asking about the friend, it's just an alpha male way of thinking: "yeah i got shot down by you, your loss. Your friend is hotter, I should give her a shot, why don't you help me get laid, your feelings are irrelevant."
The one-liners were gold. Especially for IM. You can't go into long stories on AIM until you've shown why she should read long paragraphs by you. |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 10:12 PM Author: abnormal stage GO TO ROOM 409 NOW!!!!!!!! WITH FLOWERS AND JAGERMEISTER!!!!!!!!!!!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080921) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 10:03 PM Author: charismatic coldplay fan property Thank you for posting this. Watching you flop has helped me improve by shitty AFC game.
A few notes. You shouldn't mention nervousness around talking to "attractive women". This indicates that it's a sexually-charged conversation, and that's not good. Once you raise the stakes, five seconds later you better be making out with her or else you raised them too soon. Also, you should have subtly indicated that going to the party would be an inferior choice to spending the night with you, and that if she couldn't take you along, the guy was an anal douchebag (not in those words) for not accepting dates at his parties. Finally, saying "i have big plans", followed by "you and me" isn't C&F-type confidence, it's pushiness. This never works.
My advice would be that you shouldn't try to get into her plans (her TTT party, her social events, whatever). Invite her to something you would be doing anyway, like going to a rock concert, working out, or hanging out in your favorite coffeeshop. Try to make it something during the night hours (7:30 or later, but with a start time before 10); afternoon = friend, evening = date. Never mention that she is attractive; if you haven't gotten her to like you, she doesn't care what you think (n.b. "that's sweet" is BAD); if she does like you, she *does* care what you think and that's a great reason not to tell her. Subtly hint that you find her cute and interesting, but never spell out that you find her "attractive". Definitely don't ask her what she thinks of your looks, or if she finds you "attractive", either. |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 10:06 PM Author: Insanely creepy national titcr. I bet she tells all her 409 boys what an AFC Giant was. Live and learn, thats all I can say. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080870) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 10:06 PM Author: purple sex offender ticket booth Concur (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080875) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 10:10 PM Author: Autistic scourge upon the earth twinkling uncleanness pensive is absolutely right, you have to take baby steps. No level 2 Illusionist is going to have what it takes to win against a Beholder, even the smaller Gauth variety. And forget Elder Orbs or Hive Mothers. Start out staying close to the village, close enough to where you can always make it back within a few rounds. Kobolds, Goblins, and Gibberlings are your desired foes. Build up to Gnolls and Hobgoblins, then possibly Ogrillions. You have to crawl before you can walk!!! Level up to level 3. Then buy a scroll of Melf's Acid Arrow and go to TOWN. At this point you should be pimp enough to make the trek from the village to the town, assuming this is a good rolling night for you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080912) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 10:14 PM Author: charismatic coldplay fan property 168. 180 for the concept, but it went on too long. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080943) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 10:17 PM Author: Autistic scourge upon the earth twinkling uncleanness Ah well, back to the drawing board. And by drawing board I mean DM handbook. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080965) |
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Date: March 22nd, 2007 2:17 AM Author: ebony lascivious dilemma it never occured to me that Julian might be DungeonmasTTTer until right this moment (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#7795262) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 10:11 PM Author: tan violent stock car station This is probably something obvious, but what's "AFC"? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080920) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 10:13 PM Author: Insanely creepy national Average Frustrated chump = person with no game, does not get laid. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080928) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 10:14 PM Author: charismatic coldplay fan property Average Frustrated Chump (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080935) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 10:15 PM Author: Laughsome mediation for christ's sake, try sleeping with a woman before you post stupid shit like this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080947) |
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Date: October 19th, 2005 2:07 AM Author: Marvelous metal masturbator TITCR (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4083100) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 10:08 PM Author: Mildly Autistic Coral Crotch Rigor Seriously, this was great flame. 300+ posts? 180. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080895) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 10:17 PM Author: charcoal community account temple Probably the first thread I'd consider sending to my friends and let them know I post here... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080966) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 10:25 PM Author: purple sex offender ticket booth Yeah this one was classic. Reminds me of when I started posting (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4081017) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 10:36 PM Author: Mentally impaired queen of the night school the museum part was fine, it all went downhill with this one line:
"me: oh sorry. say the word and they're gone"
So this one bitch mentions she's feeling ignored and you go and stop talking to all your friends? What happened to the funny confident guy she had been talking to? She gave you a pass when you mentioned that bullshit about talking to attractive women, she might have thought "oh look he's confident but really sweet too" now with this line she thinks "oh look he's confident but needy, does not compute. Is this all a front?" I won't even get into telling her explicitly she gets top priority.
You further sunk yourself here:
"me: but seriously...
me: how about dinner at _____
me: and then we can just play it by ear from there?"
Yeah wow, you had big plans for you and her and this means dinner at the Sizzler. Now she knows you're all talk; she thought you were different, interesting, maybe you could bring excitement to her life. Instead you want to sit down and eat with her like every other jackass in the world. What you should have done is suggested something completely off the wall and then settle for dinner (if that's what your really want to do with her) making it look as if you're settling but that you really want to do something more exciting. You should have said "Why don't we go camping, I'll go hunting for tuberoots like I said earlier and you can use my shotgun for the legumes." Then when she says you can't be serious then say "oh what, you just want to go to dinner or something, I guess we could do that, but next time we're doing something really BIG." Suggesting skydiving or bungee jumping or something works as well, best to mention some details though like "let's go to Skydiving Nation on 57th and Elm, they have a Friday night special, two for the price of one."
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Date: October 18th, 2005 10:37 PM Author: purple sex offender ticket booth I still don't understand the fucking museum line. That one was painful (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4081121) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 10:39 PM Author: Mentally impaired queen of the night school he should have included the second part. But it could have gone either way, stacking three one-liners in a row only works well on some girls. But it doesn't matter, it didn't sink him. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4081137) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 10:39 PM Author: purple sex offender ticket booth Yeah, like I said earlier, he really shouldn't have been so bummed. He'd have sunk the date anyway (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4081144) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 10:41 PM Author: Mentally impaired queen of the night school he got cocky, it'd be like having Cyrano whisper advice in your ear and then deciding after a few minutes you don't need him and going off on your own. Dumb move. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4081162) |
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Date: October 19th, 2005 1:51 AM Author: drab organic girlfriend I HAVE A FUCKING URGENT MSG TOO BITCHES, YOU KNOW WHAT THAT IS???? TUBAFROG == 174 HTH (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4083021) |
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Date: October 19th, 2005 2:05 AM Author: impressive mental disorder office EVERYONE on this thread is a pathetic loser. I can't believe this bullshit thread got 300+ posts -- oh wait, I CAN believe it, xoxo is full of socially inept loser-fuck virgins with no idea how to talk to women. Fucking idiots.
I don't even get on AIM nowadays because there are about 5 - 6 stupid cunts that constantly hound me trying to get me to go out. You fuckers are entirely pathetic. I was laughing the entire time I read this thread; and I'm laughing now. HAHHAHAHAA
GOOD LUCK IN LIFE. |
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Date: October 19th, 2005 2:11 AM Author: Marvelous metal masturbator Right, so there was finally an entertaining thread around here that wasnt about 174 or your alliance or whatever corny shit you post about non stop. How annoying that a non flame thread generated interest and was actually funny and engaging. Shut the fuck up loser. You contribute nothing to this place. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4083112) |
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Date: October 19th, 2005 2:14 AM Author: impressive mental disorder office Haha. 174's name is in every 3rd thread and pensive's questions threads are some of the most posted on in xoxo history (as are mine -- under my various flame monikers).
Look pal. I have no idea who you are and I really don't give a shit. If you're going to disagree that you're a pathetic loser like the rest of these cunts, then that's fine; but don't bring up all this nonsense about "cronys" and "alliances" and such -- it makes you sound childish and kinda jealous. |
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Date: October 19th, 2005 2:22 AM Author: Marvelous metal masturbator Its not nonsense. You homos take up way too much of the board with that crap. Its annoying to the normal people here. You add nothing to the board. At least 174 has said some funny shit in his time, no one here finds you the least bit entertaining so just shut the fuck up. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4083135) |
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Date: October 19th, 2005 2:27 AM Author: impressive mental disorder office "You add nothing to the board. You people take up too much board space. You people waste my time because I like to respond to you. You people are a total waste of time because people like you are always on my mind. You people and your lives are always the subject of conversation here. You add nothing. Nothing! All people ever do is talk about 174 and pensive and their "prestige alliance." You add nothing to the board. I am infatuated with the alliance and I want to be apart of it. You add nothing. Especially you, Chauncey, you add absolutely nothing. I hate you and I hope you die. I want you to die because you have a large penis, girfriends, and you are liked. Yeah, liked and loved. Like Julius Caesar. Perhaps a better word may be "known." You see, I've been posting here for years and you come strolling into town with your "prestige alliance" and your "four horsemen" and all of a sudden I'm an inconsequential afterthought. I can't stand it. You add nothing. I like to say you add nothing. Here, I'll say it again: You add nothing." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4083140) |
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Date: October 19th, 2005 2:29 AM Author: Marvelous metal masturbator This was actually funny. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4083145) |
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Date: October 19th, 2005 2:30 AM Author: Exhilarant clear state "Especially you, Chauncey, you add absolutely nothing."
180+ |
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Date: October 19th, 2005 11:49 AM Author: magenta trailer park gaming laptop The only thing left to do is e-mail her this thread's link. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4083981) |
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Date: October 19th, 2005 12:55 PM Author: charismatic coldplay fan property That would ruin his life. Word would get out. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4084465) |
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Date: October 19th, 2005 12:47 PM Author: ebony lascivious dilemma still funny (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4084400) |
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Date: October 25th, 2005 7:12 PM Author: ebony lascivious dilemma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4135170) |
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Date: November 15th, 2005 9:00 PM Author: Provocative peach trust fund university bump. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4300938) |
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Date: November 15th, 2005 9:38 PM Author: magical circlehead background story i just took a solid half hour and read this thread from beginning to end. i didnt want to scroll down and confirm my suspicions about whether this was a bonafide flame or not. i still say it is, but not knowing for sure is the best part. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4301302) |
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Date: December 7th, 2005 12:02 AM Author: ebony lascivious dilemma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4483761) |
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Date: December 7th, 2005 12:53 AM Author: purple sex offender ticket booth A classic. Part of XO's cultural heritage. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4484303) |
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Date: December 21st, 2005 7:01 PM Author: thriller outnumbered den The best part of this thread is not knowing for sure if this is a real flame. It could certainly be real.
<3 xoxo |
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Date: February 6th, 2006 7:27 PM Author: ebony lascivious dilemma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#5012940) |
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Date: February 6th, 2006 7:57 PM Author: bearded appetizing blood rage telephone he had her then lost her because he started being a pussy (see the sonicyouth post above). this is document that we all should revisit, time to time. whether it's flame or not, it is truth.
i love this thread. |
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Date: February 6th, 2006 7:59 PM Author: Filthy dark indirect expression How is it that you people are so easily fooled? This is obvious flame. I saw the fire from the very start. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#5013299) |
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Date: February 6th, 2006 8:03 PM Author: Histrionic gay wizard area Was this Brian Wilson of the Beach Boys? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#5013345) |
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Date: March 20th, 2006 2:37 AM Author: Black cerebral casino bump ....which is better? same flamer? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#5379655) |
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Date: May 17th, 2006 11:56 PM Author: Dashing Sandwich Never forget. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#5805825) |
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Date: October 30th, 2006 1:51 AM Author: ebony lascivious dilemma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#6884885) |
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Date: October 30th, 2006 11:21 AM Author: silver principal's office feces I just read this thread. Wow. This is an XO classic. I laughed so hard I almost spit out my morning coffee. How far this board has fallen. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#6885627) |
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Date: March 22nd, 2007 2:02 AM Author: ebony lascivious dilemma GANGBANG (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#7795207) |
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Date: April 27th, 2008 3:38 PM Author: hairraiser dull hairy legs garrison amusing
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Date: April 27th, 2008 3:23 PM Author: ebony lascivious dilemma all of this has happened before and all of this will happen again (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#9693558) |