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Honestly, I wouldn't want a girl that appreciates Olive Garden

We were talking about this the other night with a group of f...
Glassy address
  03/29/15
wtf is the matter with people here.
Pearl circlehead lodge
  03/30/15
It's bad that I don't want short kids with no appreciation o...
Glassy address
  03/30/15
they will be angry when handed a bologna sandwich instead of...
Pearl circlehead lodge
  03/30/15
(Simpsmo)
vibrant mood dysfunction
  03/30/15
titcr
misanthropic cheese-eating temple newt
  03/30/15
jesus christ this board is insufferable, flame or not
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  03/29/15
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mischievous flickering dopamine
  03/29/15
Ek'aro!
narrow-minded travel guidebook market
  03/30/15
(prole)
Glassy address
  03/30/15
remember this poast brother when you're trying to look lovin...
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  03/29/15
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  03/29/15
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Chocolate affirmative action mother
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180 roast beef
  03/29/15
Enjoy ur 170 lb 5'3 GED cunt
Glassy address
  03/29/15
http://www.funnyjunk.com/All+of+garden/funny-pictures/549808...
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  03/30/15
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Floppy wagecucks
  03/30/15
OP is sooo CR. lmao @ prole idiots on xo salivating over fat...
infuriating domesticated marketing idea
  03/30/15
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out-of-control thirsty garrison
  03/30/15
There is actually a lot of truth to this. I would feel kind...
Onyx appetizing filthpig
  03/30/15
This. If she's invited over when one of my father's politica...
Glassy address
  03/30/15
actually did takeout at OG this weekend. I had never been, ...
narrow-minded travel guidebook market
  03/30/15
it's sad how so much of middle america is completely classle...
out-of-control thirsty garrison
  03/30/15
this was in jersey, but could have been anytown, USA. I'm n...
narrow-minded travel guidebook market
  03/30/15
lol
Odious Brass Voyeur Hunting Ground
  03/30/15
You should be a restaurant critic.
Floppy wagecucks
  03/30/15
What about a girl who is indifferent to it one way or anothe...
Poppy comical kitty cat
  03/30/15
great question doodikoff
infuriating domesticated marketing idea
  03/30/15
Sounds perfect.
Floppy wagecucks
  03/30/15
I think xo assumes that provincial tastes=warm, loving perso...
lake hateful ticket booth
  03/30/15
Tcr. Women with "wants" are more desirable than wo...
Glassy address
  03/30/15
CR "I think xo assumes that provincial tastes=warm, ...
Vivacious adulterous business firm
  03/30/15
Look at it this way, would you eat Olive Garden on a yacht? ...
Onyx appetizing filthpig
  03/30/15
lol
narrow-minded travel guidebook market
  03/30/15
if you had them cater, your guests would like it, so long as...
Pearl circlehead lodge
  03/30/15
wtf? You would have Olive Garden catered to your yacht? Th...
Onyx appetizing filthpig
  03/30/15
I've been on yacht parties that were catered by BBQ joints a...
Poppy comical kitty cat
  03/30/15
my yacht party would kick ass
Pearl circlehead lodge
  03/30/15
Why is it all or nothing? You can appreciate fine dining and...
Frozen pit
  03/30/15
If I may quote the millennial generation for a moment: &q...
Vivacious adulterous business firm
  03/30/15
cr. Retards in this thread only capable of thinking in black...
Maroon Vengeful Forum
  03/30/15
If you enjoy OG it shows you are prole.
Onyx appetizing filthpig
  03/30/15
you don't have to enjoy it. you just have to eat it without ...
Jet-lagged racy dog poop hissy fit
  03/30/15
You can only enjoy so many calories without getting fat. Why...
Onyx appetizing filthpig
  03/30/15
This. I'm not even being urban elite. Her even knowing what ...
Glassy address
  03/30/15
Yes, much better to be with a shrew who will forever "d...
Frozen pit
  03/30/15
I have no desire to be with a girl that will inevitably blow...
Glassy address
  03/30/15
(Frasier Crane desperately seeking his Lilith)
Frozen pit
  03/30/15
how about this? what if she was on a cross-country road tri...
Jet-lagged racy dog poop hissy fit
  03/30/15
Drive through places are less prole because it is less publi...
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  03/30/15
lol at worrying about people in a town you are just passing ...
Frozen pit
  03/30/15
They could take a picture and put it on some gossip site lik...
Onyx appetizing filthpig
  03/30/15
yfwgi
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  03/30/15
If you go to dinner with politicians, sculptors, and writers...
Onyx appetizing filthpig
  03/30/15
lol @ sculptors.
Frozen pit
  03/30/15
I think he's flame.
Glassy address
  03/30/15
Enjoy your marriage to Sonal B.
Floppy wagecucks
  03/30/15
lol
Frozen pit
  03/30/15
lol
Anal claret hairy legs
  03/30/15
Lol
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  03/30/15
Frasier and Niles Crane in the fight of their lives ITT
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  03/30/15


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Date: March 29th, 2015 9:24 PM
Author: Glassy address

We were talking about this the other night with a group of friends. I obviously didn't mention Olive Garden but this chick in our group (admittedly a lawyer) told me that women want "Fine wine, tall men, Delicious cuisine, and a great time."

At first it came across as cunty but then I read that Olive Garden thread this morning. A woman that would appreciate Olive Garden is undesirable for obvious reason. But here are some:

1. She obviously prole and you'll have dumb prole kids

2. She's obviously dumb bc she doesn't know/care how bad it is for you.

3. She's ugly because a decent looking chicks would have chads lined up to take her out to a decent place.

4. If she eats that shit, she'll obviously blow up eventually.

5. She has low class tastes and upbringing if she had to eat that shit growing up.

6. Her parents obviously didn't work hard enough to drill the "want better" theme into her life. Desirable women know their worth and demand better than Olive Garden. Therefore, shes unlikely to be educated and/or sophisticated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2841972&forum_id=2#27579014)



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Date: March 30th, 2015 10:10 AM
Author: Pearl circlehead lodge

wtf is the matter with people here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2841972&forum_id=2#27581142)



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Date: March 30th, 2015 10:37 AM
Author: Glassy address

It's bad that I don't want short kids with no appreciation of exotic cuisine?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2841972&forum_id=2#27581238)



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Date: March 30th, 2015 10:38 AM
Author: Pearl circlehead lodge

they will be angry when handed a bologna sandwich instead of an abalone sandwich, like they said.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2841972&forum_id=2#27581243)



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Date: March 30th, 2015 1:46 PM
Author: vibrant mood dysfunction

(Simpsmo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2841972&forum_id=2#27582392)



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Date: March 30th, 2015 5:10 PM
Author: misanthropic cheese-eating temple newt

titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2841972&forum_id=2#27583687)



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Date: March 29th, 2015 9:26 PM
Author: Motley jew field

jesus christ this board is insufferable, flame or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2841972&forum_id=2#27579022)



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Date: March 29th, 2015 9:28 PM
Author: mischievous flickering dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2841972&forum_id=2#27579032)



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Date: March 30th, 2015 10:12 AM
Author: narrow-minded travel guidebook market

Ek'aro!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2841972&forum_id=2#27581153)



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Date: March 30th, 2015 9:27 AM
Author: Glassy address

(prole)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2841972&forum_id=2#27581010)



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Date: March 29th, 2015 9:26 PM
Author: Opaque boistinker

remember this poast brother when you're trying to look lovingly into the cold dead eyes of a shrew while she approximates a smile

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2841972&forum_id=2#27579024)



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Date: March 29th, 2015 9:28 PM
Author: mischievous flickering dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2841972&forum_id=2#27579033)



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Date: March 29th, 2015 9:30 PM
Author: Chocolate affirmative action mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2841972&forum_id=2#27579039)



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Date: March 29th, 2015 9:33 PM
Author: 180 roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2841972&forum_id=2#27579055)



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Date: March 29th, 2015 9:40 PM
Author: Glassy address

Enjoy ur 170 lb 5'3 GED cunt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2841972&forum_id=2#27579106)



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Date: March 30th, 2015 9:40 AM
Author: Diverse doobsian stead

http://www.funnyjunk.com/All+of+garden/funny-pictures/5498089

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2841972&forum_id=2#27581040)



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Date: March 30th, 2015 9:34 AM
Author: Poppy comical kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2841972&forum_id=2#27581022)



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Date: March 30th, 2015 1:46 PM
Author: Floppy wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2841972&forum_id=2#27582387)



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Date: March 30th, 2015 9:30 AM
Author: infuriating domesticated marketing idea

OP is sooo CR. lmao @ prole idiots on xo salivating over fat Olive Garden wives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2841972&forum_id=2#27581012)



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Date: March 30th, 2015 9:37 AM
Author: out-of-control thirsty garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2841972&forum_id=2#27581030)



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Date: March 30th, 2015 9:39 AM
Author: Onyx appetizing filthpig

There is actually a lot of truth to this. I would feel kind of bad if she was vehemently hateful about Olive Garden, but it would be worse if she enjoyed it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2841972&forum_id=2#27581035)



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Date: March 30th, 2015 10:01 AM
Author: Glassy address

This. If she's invited over when one of my father's political friends are over and we have an exotic dish catered, I wouldn't expect her to appreciate it at a level that everyone else would.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2841972&forum_id=2#27581097)



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Date: March 30th, 2015 9:39 AM
Author: narrow-minded travel guidebook market

actually did takeout at OG this weekend. I had never been, but was close by and we were tired of chinese/pizza.

I didn't expect much and the food wasn't bad for takeout, BUT--the place was a fucking zoo. Parking lot was packed. I go in and it's pandemonium. At least 40 people waiting to be seated, the bar was shoulder to shoulder 2 deep and the workers looked like they were working triage during a terrorist attack. It was made worse by the disproportionate amount of either obese and disabled people. I've never seen more 30 somethings with canes in my life. never again and i'm pretty prole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2841972&forum_id=2#27581036)



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Date: March 30th, 2015 9:40 AM
Author: out-of-control thirsty garrison

it's sad how so much of middle america is completely classless now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2841972&forum_id=2#27581039)



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Date: March 30th, 2015 9:43 AM
Author: narrow-minded travel guidebook market

this was in jersey, but could have been anytown, USA. I'm not sure if people were just oblivious of people around them or just selfish or really just lumbering around in the middle of traffic areas because they were not mobile enough to do anything else. I couldn't put my finger on one thing, maybe it was all of the above.

I had gone to a diner in the morning to get breakfast with a buddy who moved back to the area from SF and we watched people sitting as couples--fathers/sons, gf/bf, and everyone was looking at their phones not talking to each other. We're in trouble, bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2841972&forum_id=2#27581049)



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Date: March 30th, 2015 1:44 PM
Author: Odious Brass Voyeur Hunting Ground

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2841972&forum_id=2#27582383)



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Date: March 30th, 2015 1:47 PM
Author: Floppy wagecucks

You should be a restaurant critic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2841972&forum_id=2#27582394)



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Date: March 30th, 2015 9:42 AM
Author: Poppy comical kitty cat

What about a girl who is indifferent to it one way or another, and who will eat it if you take her there but never specifically requests it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2841972&forum_id=2#27581044)



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Date: March 30th, 2015 9:46 AM
Author: infuriating domesticated marketing idea

great question doodikoff

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2841972&forum_id=2#27581059)



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Date: March 30th, 2015 1:47 PM
Author: Floppy wagecucks

Sounds perfect.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2841972&forum_id=2#27582399)



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Date: March 30th, 2015 9:53 AM
Author: lake hateful ticket booth

I think xo assumes that provincial tastes=warm, loving person unspoiled by the evil big city. But it often means the girl is retarded and/or trashy. And there are intelligent, sophisticated women out there that aren't pushy or arrogant. That being said, after years of dating it does seem like the landscape is getting worse but I remain hopeful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2841972&forum_id=2#27581071)



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Date: March 30th, 2015 10:03 AM
Author: Glassy address

Tcr. Women with "wants" are more desirable than women who are content. It shows that they are brought up with class and that they'll want more for their kids (i.e. top private schools, manners, appreciation for finer things).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2841972&forum_id=2#27581105)



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Date: March 30th, 2015 1:50 PM
Author: Vivacious adulterous business firm

CR

"I think xo assumes that provincial tastes=warm, loving person unspoiled by the evil big city. But it often means the girl is retarded and/or trashy. "



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2841972&forum_id=2#27582407)



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Date: March 30th, 2015 10:07 AM
Author: Onyx appetizing filthpig

Look at it this way, would you eat Olive Garden on a yacht? If you wouldn't have it catered to your yacht for important guests, I wouldn't want my girl to eat it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2841972&forum_id=2#27581125)



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Date: March 30th, 2015 10:11 AM
Author: narrow-minded travel guidebook market

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2841972&forum_id=2#27581147)



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Date: March 30th, 2015 10:12 AM
Author: Pearl circlehead lodge

if you had them cater, your guests would like it, so long as there were options off the usual menu. It's not like McDonalds. WTF is the matter with you people. Christ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2841972&forum_id=2#27581150)



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Date: March 30th, 2015 10:14 AM
Author: Onyx appetizing filthpig

wtf? You would have Olive Garden catered to your yacht? That is a surefire way to ruin a peak dining experience. When I mean Olive Garden catering, I mean you have to choose from their wine selection as well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2841972&forum_id=2#27581162)



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Date: March 30th, 2015 10:38 AM
Author: Poppy comical kitty cat

I've been on yacht parties that were catered by BBQ joints and by chicken fingers places (like zaxbys)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2841972&forum_id=2#27581248)



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Date: March 30th, 2015 10:39 AM
Author: Pearl circlehead lodge

my yacht party would kick ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2841972&forum_id=2#27581255)



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Date: March 30th, 2015 10:42 AM
Author: Frozen pit

Why is it all or nothing? You can appreciate fine dining and exotic cuisine while still be happy to "slum it" once in a while at a chain restaurant. Just because you might like a foreign independent film doesn't mean you can't also enjoy a low-brow comedy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2841972&forum_id=2#27581261)



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Date: March 30th, 2015 1:49 PM
Author: Vivacious adulterous business firm

If I may quote the millennial generation for a moment:

"THIS."

Insufferable urban elitists cannot imagine a meal at OG without pretention.

90 IQ ARE COUNTRY fat proles cannot imagine a world beyond OG.

The sword cuts both ways, fags.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2841972&forum_id=2#27582405)



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Date: March 30th, 2015 1:50 PM
Author: Maroon Vengeful Forum

cr. Retards in this thread only capable of thinking in black and white terms.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2841972&forum_id=2#27582408)



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Date: March 30th, 2015 1:51 PM
Author: Onyx appetizing filthpig

If you enjoy OG it shows you are prole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2841972&forum_id=2#27582416)



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Date: March 30th, 2015 1:55 PM
Author: Jet-lagged racy dog poop hissy fit

you don't have to enjoy it. you just have to eat it without smirking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2841972&forum_id=2#27582430)



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Date: March 30th, 2015 2:00 PM
Author: Onyx appetizing filthpig

You can only enjoy so many calories without getting fat. Why waste a meal on a place that actually makes you a worse person than before you went there?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2841972&forum_id=2#27582468)



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Date: March 30th, 2015 1:58 PM
Author: Glassy address

This. I'm not even being urban elite. Her even knowing what olive gardn tastes like in prole in itself. If she are there growing up, she's prole. If she ate there with friends, she has prole friends and a shit social circle. If guys have taken her there, she doesn't have enough self worth to demand more.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2841972&forum_id=2#27582452)



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Date: March 30th, 2015 2:01 PM
Author: Frozen pit

Yes, much better to be with a shrew who will forever "demand more" (i.e. nothing will ever be good enough) than a CGWBT who will appreciate whatever you provide for her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2841972&forum_id=2#27582479)



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Date: March 30th, 2015 2:04 PM
Author: Glassy address

I have no desire to be with a girl that will inevitably blow up, never push our kids to succeed, be OK with sending our kids to public schools, who would be OK with living a middle class life. I want an educated girl, with a right body that won't blow up after kids that will actually have interesting parents worth visiting on the holidays.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2841972&forum_id=2#27582493)



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Date: March 30th, 2015 2:06 PM
Author: Frozen pit

(Frasier Crane desperately seeking his Lilith)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2841972&forum_id=2#27582510)



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Date: March 30th, 2015 2:04 PM
Author: Jet-lagged racy dog poop hissy fit

how about this? what if she was on a cross-country road trip (say, moving or a college-aged adventure) and her and her friends are starving outside of a place like Amarillo or something. They pull off the road and their options are McD, Burger King, Big Boy or Olive Garden. They opt for Olive Garden since it seems like the least prole eatery.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2841972&forum_id=2#27582495)



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Date: March 30th, 2015 2:06 PM
Author: Onyx appetizing filthpig

Drive through places are less prole because it is less public. People will see you at OG.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2841972&forum_id=2#27582509)



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Date: March 30th, 2015 2:08 PM
Author: Frozen pit

lol at worrying about people in a town you are just passing through noticing you at an Olive Garden that they are ALSO patronizing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2841972&forum_id=2#27582520)



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Date: March 30th, 2015 2:12 PM
Author: Onyx appetizing filthpig

They could take a picture and put it on some gossip site like Gawker. Proles will always try to ruin cultured people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2841972&forum_id=2#27582533)



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Date: March 30th, 2015 2:13 PM
Author: Frozen pit

yfwgi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2841972&forum_id=2#27582536)



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Date: March 30th, 2015 2:16 PM
Author: Onyx appetizing filthpig

If you go to dinner with politicians, sculptors, and writers the media would report it if you took them to Olive Garden.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2841972&forum_id=2#27582562)



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Date: March 30th, 2015 2:17 PM
Author: Frozen pit

lol @ sculptors.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2841972&forum_id=2#27582565)



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Date: March 30th, 2015 5:09 PM
Author: Glassy address

I think he's flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2841972&forum_id=2#27583681)



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Date: March 30th, 2015 2:13 PM
Author: Floppy wagecucks

Enjoy your marriage to Sonal B.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2841972&forum_id=2#27582539)



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Date: March 30th, 2015 2:16 PM
Author: Frozen pit

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2841972&forum_id=2#27582559)



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Date: March 30th, 2015 5:11 PM
Author: Anal claret hairy legs

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2841972&forum_id=2#27583698)



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Date: March 30th, 2015 10:20 PM
Author: Glassy address

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2841972&forum_id=2#27585559)



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Date: March 30th, 2015 2:18 PM
Author: Frozen pit

Frasier and Niles Crane in the fight of their lives ITT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2841972&forum_id=2#27582568)